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Plane Carrying Wagner Head and Leader of Aborted Russian Coup "Crashes"

What were the odds of this happening? One in one, I'd say.

Wagner chief Yevgeny Prigozhin is feared dead after a plane -- with his name on the passenger list - crashed in Russia tonight, two months after his failed coup attempt against Putin.

Video footage purportedly shows the aircraft falling out of the sky in the Bologovsky district in the Tver region, 60 miles north of Moscow. A burning wreckage, which appears to be of a plane, was later seen in a field, with unconfirmed images showing it completely ablaze.

It was initially unknown if Wagner chief Prigozhin - known as Putin's chef and with longstanding links to the Kremlin dictator - was on board, but it has since been reported that the passenger list included his name.

Despite AfP initially confirming the death, it is now being reported the exact identities of those killed are unknown. Russian authorities have said a business jet crash in Russia killed 10 people.

Washington confirmed on Wednesday evening that President Biden has been briefed on the situation.

Sure. Sure the molesting vegetable was briefed.


Putin's enemies are always crashing in planes or falling out windows. His greatest ally, it turns out, is gravity.

Posted by: Ace at 03:35 PM




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1 SPONGE

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 03:35 PM (t0OGg)

2 I'll get the others.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2023 03:35 PM (lA5kl)

3 TASS reporting that Prig's name was on the passenger list. That's all.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 23, 2023 03:35 PM (oBDzI)

4 When you strike at the king, you must kill him.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 23, 2023 03:35 PM (N1DT3)

5 One in one odds of this guy dying in an "accident" sounds low.

Posted by: a.moron at August 23, 2023 03:36 PM (F6Xpw)

6 Molesting vegetable...Gold.. Pure gold

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2023 03:36 PM (bs+z0)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 23, 2023 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Putin's enemies are always crashing in planes or falling out windows. His greatest ally, it turns out, is gravity.

Or dying of Polonium or Ricin poisoning. All natural causes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2023 03:36 PM (ynpvh)

9 Sure. Sure the molesting vegetable was briefed.

Putin's enemies are always crashing in planes or falling out windows. His greatest ally, it turns out, is gravity.

++++
Oh, Joe was "briefed."

"Mr. President, Russian army man's plane fall out of air. Plane go boom. No more army man."

And gravity does seem to smile upon Vlad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 03:36 PM (t0OGg)

10 He died doing what he loved.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2023 03:36 PM (1CJCO)

11 Yeah, just an op to get the Ukes off guard for when he leads an attack later in the week.

Maybe?

Posted by: o at August 23, 2023 03:36 PM (Angsy)

12 If true, this is a lot of cold water on the "Putin planned this! It's all a show!" craziness that I saw about the revolt.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 23, 2023 03:36 PM (N1DT3)

13 It's downright unhealthy to cross Putin.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2023 03:37 PM (lA5kl)

14 In even happier news,
Otter 841 continues to evade capture.

Let her surf!

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 23, 2023 03:37 PM (ReKWQ)

15 Unexpectedly.

Being defenestrated would have been more theatrical ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 23, 2023 03:37 PM (9/0K/)

16 5 One in one odds of this guy dying in an "accident" sounds low.

Posted by: a.moron at August 23, 2023 03:36 PM (F6Xpw)

True. The odds of getting cancer from the additive made from recycled plastics the EPA authorised for boat fuel was 1.3:1.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2023 03:37 PM (ynpvh)

17 "His greatest ally, it turns out, is gravity."

"Shit, gravity was my biggest enemy."

--- Sullivan "Sully" Kelly

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 23, 2023 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

18 I saw Molesting Vegetables open for Smashing Pumpkins at the Joe in '99.

Posted by: good show at August 23, 2023 03:37 PM (pyXMr)

19 Gravitas. Something Putin has.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 23, 2023 03:38 PM (fWTJL)

20 Sure. Sure the molesting vegetable was briefed.

Come on, Ace. You know darn well Biden was briefed multiple times yesterday! Can't leave him sitting in soiled underwear all day, can they?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 23, 2023 03:38 PM (Angsy)

21 Omar Torrijos died at the age of 52 when his aircraft, a de Havilland Canada DHC-6 Twin Otter of the Panamanian Air Force, crashed at Cerro Marta, in Coclesito, near Penonomé, Panama on July 31, 1981.

TWIN OTTER, PEOPLE!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 23, 2023 03:38 PM (TfzRo)

22 18 I saw Molesting Vegetables open for Smashing Pumpkins at the Joe in '99.

Posted by: good show at August 23, 2023 03:37 PM (pyXMr)

Hmmm. Molesting Vegetables...
Cucumber. Eggplant. Zuchini. Carrots...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2023 03:38 PM (ynpvh)

23 OUT: Cruel Mistress

IN: Staunch Ally

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2023 03:38 PM (mbhXm)

24 Sure. Sure the molesting vegetable was briefed.

Come on, Ace. You know darn well Biden was briefed multiple times yesterday! Can't leave him sitting in soiled underwear all day, can they?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 23, 2023 03:38 PM (Angsy)
_____________

He was debriefed, then briefed. Several times so far today.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2023 03:38 PM (lA5kl)

25 He was just turning his life around.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2023 03:39 PM (H9VEz)

26 The dude marched his private army on Moscow and then just went about shit as normal?

In Russia?

Am I living in crazy town?

Posted by: eleven at August 23, 2023 03:39 PM (iziT8)

27 We probably did it

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2023 03:39 PM (bs+z0)

28 You know, for all we rag on Kevin McCarthy, his holding the Speakership is the only reason this hasn't happened to Joe and Kamala.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 23, 2023 03:39 PM (brAQZ)

29 He took a shot at the King.

And he missed.

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2023 03:40 PM (mbhXm)

30 Damn, that's rough.

Posted by: Ron Brown at August 23, 2023 03:40 PM (/ivDQ)

31 He was an aspiring rap "artist," and was thinking about going to college. Eventually.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2023 03:40 PM (lA5kl)

32 Putin's enemies are always crashing in planes or falling out windows. His greatest ally, it turns out, is gravity.

Our greatest allies are suspicious suicides and carefully orchestrated international failures.

Posted by: The Clintons at August 23, 2023 03:40 PM (JCZqz)

33 Vladimir Rogov reports that high ranking Wagner members have told him Ptig is dead and died in the crash.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 23, 2023 03:40 PM (oBDzI)

34 So let's talk movies and Biden!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 23, 2023 03:40 PM (krqg6)

35 Yep. We probably did it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2023 03:40 PM (TZ75n)

36 I hate when this kinda shit happens.

Posted by: Zombie Ron Brown at August 23, 2023 03:40 PM (ae93S)

37 27 We probably did it

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2023 03:39 PM (bs+z0)

https://youtu.be/TDJUot9OBLc?si=ND0Y_bhstRaLk7Bt

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2023 03:40 PM (ynpvh)

38 Hmmm. Molesting Vegetables...
Cucumber. Eggplant. Zuchini. Carrots...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2023 03:38 PM (ynpvh)

How come none of those other ones are bent? Huh? Tell me that!

Posted by: Bent Carrot at August 23, 2023 03:40 PM (Angsy)

39 9 Sure. Sure the molesting vegetable was briefed.

Putin's enemies are always crashing in planes or falling out windows. His greatest ally, it turns out, is gravity.
++++
Oh, Joe was "briefed."

"Mr. President, Russian army man's plane fall out of air. Plane go boom. No more army man."

And gravity does seem to smile upon Vlad.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 03:36 PM (t0OGg)
_______

You left out Biden's response. "No comment." (smirks)

Posted by: Eeyore at August 23, 2023 03:40 PM (brAQZ)

40 "I remember when Jill and I were killed in an airplane crash north of Moscow too."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2023 03:41 PM (H9VEz)

41 Washington confirmed on Wednesday evening that President Biden has been briefed on the situation.
-------

"Okay Mr. President, here's the sitrep"

Joe: "Zzzzzzzzz..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2023 03:41 PM (6qpYX)

42 Quote Xtwatt: Michael Shellenberger @shellenberger 17h
Mark Zuckerberg says Facebook has independent fact checkers, is open to all perspectives, and doesn’t interfere in elections.

But a new investigation found Facebook is funding activists demanding censorship of their enemies during a national referendum.

skynews.com.au/business/medi…

Elon Musk @elonmusk 15h
Facebook is manipulating the public almost everywhere on Earth.

That is why they won’t open source their algorithm.
https://tinyurl.com/86udms5w

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 23, 2023 03:41 PM (krqg6)

43 Putin's enemies are always crashing in planes or falling out windows. His greatest ally, it turns out, is gravity.

C'mon, man.

I can't use Polonium-210 on everybody.

It...it gets boring.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at August 23, 2023 03:41 PM (QzZeQ)

44 Washington confirmed on Wednesday evening that President Biden has been briefed on the situation.
......

In one ear and out the other.

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2023 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

45 When you said Nood Russian Plane crash it reminded me of the Flegaard Kitchen Appliance Company commercial I keep seeing on B Movie TV streaming channel. Basically its 40 topless women sky diving out of plane. It has nothing to do with the appliances

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at August 23, 2023 03:41 PM (vyYQR)

46 We probably did it

There's about a 100% chance, given the State Department announced it before Russia.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 23, 2023 03:41 PM (2ocoG)

47 Wait... I thought Prig was in Niger recruiting.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 23, 2023 03:41 PM (O1z4v)

48
https://youtu.be/TDJUot9OBLc?si=ND0Y_bhstRaLk7Bt
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2023 03:40 PM (ynpvh)



Sorry, but that's just f*cking rude......cruel even.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 23, 2023 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

49 Hmmm. Molesting Vegetables...
Cucumber. Eggplant. Zuchini. Carrots...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2023 03:38 PM


Mmm-mmm! Sounds like Joe's brewing up some fine Texas chili in his drawers!

Posted by: DUers from Austin at August 23, 2023 03:41 PM (JCZqz)

50 "When you strike at the king, you must kill him.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian "

Well...yeah.

This guy wasn't in hiding somewhere. He was just like hay no hard feelins bro.

Posted by: eleven at August 23, 2023 03:41 PM (iziT8)

51 I think it's 50/50 that Prigozhin was actually on that plane. It's interesting that so far all reports are relying on a passenger list, and not actual eye-witnesses accounts. If he was indeed on the plane, did nobody see him get on?

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 23, 2023 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

52 34 So let's talk movies and Biden!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 23, 2023 03:40 PM (krqg6)

Weekend at Bernies? Starring Joey Biden and Bernie Sanders, with an appearance by Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2023 03:42 PM (ynpvh)

53 When Biden gets mad at you, he burns down your town.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 23, 2023 03:42 PM (O1z4v)

54 Washington confirmed on Wednesday evening that President Biden has been briefed on the situation.
______________

Why bother? Brief Soros.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2023 03:42 PM (lA5kl)

55 Washington confirmed on Wednesday evening that President Biden has been briefed on the situation.
......

Aw. They told him a bedtime story.

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2023 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

56 Someone suggested that Trump should livestream the debate and just crack jokes and make comments like MST3K.

That, would break the internet.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 23, 2023 03:42 PM (puXL4)

57 One thing that makes me question this is that there were reports the plane crashed, 5 minutes later reports his name was on the manifest, and 5 minutes later confirmation he was killed.

So apparently the Russian bureaucracy is extremely efficient in information gathering and sharing.

Wasn't he exiled after his coup attempt, and recently supposedly in Niger? So why meet with Putin in Moscow, especially if you're on the outs with him?

It just seems too convenient and like a scripted story, but then again I don't know who that would benefit, as both Putin and the Wagner guy would need to be involved in the fake story.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 23, 2023 03:42 PM (0pYyT)

58 Don't jump!

Posted by: Biden moments after the briefing at August 23, 2023 03:42 PM (hTSHN)

59 The official manifest listed three crew and seven passengers, including Prigozhin and Dmitry Utkin, a former Russian military intelligence and special operations officer and founding member of Wagner.

As I mentioned in the previous thread; if it's true then this was a decapitation strike on Wagner. Both the #1 and #2 guys taken out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 23, 2023 03:43 PM (Q4IgG)

60 Hey, who stole my playbook?

Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clinton at August 23, 2023 03:43 PM (PiwSw)

61 38 Hmmm. Molesting Vegetables...
Cucumber. Eggplant. Zuchini. Carrots...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2023 03:38 PM (ynpvh)

How come none of those other ones are bent? Huh? Tell me that!

Posted by: Bent Carrot at August 23, 2023 03:40 PM (Angsy)

https://is.gd/muwBDy

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2023 03:43 PM (ynpvh)

62 Oh, sorry. They changed Bidens briefs while discussing the situation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 23, 2023 03:43 PM (O1z4v)

63 No one totally saw this coming.

Posted by: 13times at August 23, 2023 03:43 PM (+/MNd)

64 IF this is true - and at this point that is still a pretty big 'IF' - then it demonstrates that all of this time, Wagner chief Yevgeny Prigozhin has been a collossal idiot, a dumbkopf who just got lucky and parlayed his greed into pretending to be someone significant.

I mean every one of us here predicted this when his coup blew up pathetically - he never even made a half hearted attempt at it. How the hell could anyone tell themselves they could play those kind of games and live?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2023 03:43 PM (i9ffA)

65 An Arkansas coroner has already proclaimed Prigozhin's death a "suicide."

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 23, 2023 03:43 PM (KEWDx)

66 War Monitor @WarMonitors 10m [Pro RUS]
⚡️#BREAKING Grey Zone says that Progozhin is dead
https://tinyurl.com/4dw2dvfp

War Monitor @WarMonitors 19m
⚡️The bodies of Prigozhin and Utkin have been identified — Markova
(still no official statement)
-----------------
New still photo released:
https://tinyurl.com/yc4k66cu

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 23, 2023 03:44 PM (krqg6)

67 >>Washington confirmed on Wednesday evening that President Biden has been briefed on the situation.


I think they mean 'Diapered'.

Posted by: garrett at August 23, 2023 03:44 PM (mbhXm)

68 Wait... I thought Prig was in Niger recruiting.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 23, 2023 03:41 PM (O1z4v)

Same. Allegedly flight from Moscow to St Pete. Moscow means Kremlin. Weird. Why shoot it down? He was in Moscow allegedly.

Weird.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 23, 2023 03:44 PM (oBDzI)

69 Washington confirmed on Wednesday evening that President Biden has been briefed on the situation.

Let's try it again..."no comment". Got it? You're ready!

Posted by: White House at August 23, 2023 03:44 PM (e2onP)

70 63 No one totally saw this coming.
Posted by: 13times at August 23, 2023 03:43 PM (+/MNd)

Which is why I don't think Putin did it... Too obvious

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2023 03:44 PM (bs+z0)

71 Believe none of what you hear and darned little of what you see. The psyops have been going on for a long time.

Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at August 23, 2023 03:44 PM (JNTt1)

72 "Mr. President. There was a plane crash in Russia."

"Was it Trump?"

"No...."

"zzzzzzzzzz"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 23, 2023 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

73 We probably did it

There's about a 100% chance, given the State Department announced it before Russia.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 23, 2023 03:41 PM (2ocoG)
______________

The State Department sent a bouquet and a card, but no one noticed it had been ordered the day before the crash.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2023 03:44 PM (lA5kl)

74 I'm assuming we were involved.

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 23, 2023 03:44 PM (EdaAK)

75 Oh great they briefed Biden, so odds are this idiot os going to see a camera and run over and give his heartfelt condolences to the country of Wagner for the loss of their president.

Posted by: Rbastid at August 23, 2023 03:44 PM (0pYyT)

76 Washington confirmed on Wednesday evening that President Biden has been briefed...


I don't believe that Preezy Biden was briefed.

He wears Depends.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 23, 2023 03:44 PM (QzZeQ)

77 Ashley briefed Joe on the "crash" by demonstrating it with a bar of soap in the shower.

.....then she made the mistake of bending over to pick it up.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at August 23, 2023 03:44 PM (Geoni)

78

Vegetable Molester

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at August 23, 2023 03:44 PM (HRQvT)

79 There's about a 100% chance, given the State Department announced it before Russia.
-

Hahaha

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 23, 2023 03:44 PM (EdaAK)

80 In case you were wondering, "how retarded will the debate be tonight?"

Fox gots you, bro.

"The network plans to "beam Trump in" by playing clips of him throughout the debate and having the candidates respond."

The first candidate that says, "that's real retarded, sir." and then launches into attacking Biden, will be the winner.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 23, 2023 03:44 PM (L8Ski)

81 We probably did it
Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2023 03:39 PM (bs+z0)

We had absolutely nothing to do with Nordstream pipeline.

Posted by: John Kirby at August 23, 2023 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

82 Joe Biden Statement: "I've seen Fire and I've seen Rain. I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end. Sweet dreams and flying machines in pieces on the ground."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2023 03:45 PM (H9VEz)

83 The State Department sent a bouquet and a card, but no one noticed it had been ordered the day before the crash.

And the pilot was wearing Wayfarers and khaki cargo shorts.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 23, 2023 03:45 PM (2ocoG)

84 Did the black hole strike again?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 23, 2023 03:45 PM (xTRSc)

85 So, sabotage followed by a crash, a missile (or similar) attack, or legitimate crash due to a fault or poor maintenance, or it didn't happen at all?

Place your bets!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 03:45 PM (t0OGg)

86 Putins' chef, Obamas' chef, what's the dif.

Posted by: with all possible dispatch at August 23, 2023 03:45 PM (nakGR)

87 I remember when Jill and I were killed in an airplane crash north of Moscow too."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2023 03:41 PM (H9VEz)

And a meme is born

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2023 03:45 PM (1CJCO)

88 Weekend at Bernies? Starring Joey Biden and Bernie Sanders, with an appearance by Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2023 03:42 PM (ynpvh)


Been done. Now they made it real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu6PH9E5jiA

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2023 03:46 PM (xhaym)

89 The State Department sent a bouquet and a card, but no one noticed it had been ordered the day before the crash.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2023 03:44 PM

That's, uh.....that's just good intelligence at work! No, we can't disclose any details, as it would expose our sources and methods (like planting the bomb on the plane).

Posted by: The CIA at August 23, 2023 03:46 PM (JCZqz)

90 65 An Arkansas coroner has already proclaimed Prigozhin's death a "suicide."
Posted by: Sam Adams at August 23, 2023 03:43 PM (KEWDx)
______

They need a second opinion. Call in the coroner for Martha's Vineyard.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 23, 2023 03:46 PM (brAQZ)

91 SNL sketch: the other passengers on the plane when they see Prigozhin board.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 23, 2023 03:46 PM (/ivDQ)

92 https://is.gd/muwBDy

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2023 03:43 PM (ynpvh)

Mmmmm.

Posted by: Don Lemon at August 23, 2023 03:46 PM (Angsy)

93
The pilot stupidly flew right into a missile.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 23, 2023 03:46 PM (MoZTd)

94
EGERMENCY EGERMENCY
EVERYBODY TO GET FROM STREET

Posted by: DB - for what it's worth at August 23, 2023 03:47 PM (geLO8)

95 He knew stuff about Hillary.

Posted by: Montec at August 23, 2023 03:47 PM (fBONW)

96 In case you were wondering, "how retarded will the debate be tonight?"

Fox gots you, bro.

"The network plans to "beam Trump in" by playing clips of him throughout the debate and having the candidates respond."

The first candidate that says, "that's real retarded, sir." and then launches into attacking Biden, will be the winner.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 23, 2023 03:44 PM (L8Ski)

Fantastic. Fox abd the GOP are wrapping up the business. Now a new party can arise.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 23, 2023 03:47 PM (oBDzI)

97 He was really going to Tampa, not St. Pete.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 23, 2023 03:47 PM (xTRSc)

98 You guys think Biden's rogue CIA did this? Not Putin?

Am I still in crazy town?

Posted by: eleven at August 23, 2023 03:47 PM (iziT8)

99 known as Putin's chef and with longstanding links to the Kremlin dictator

Dangerous business cooking for the powerful.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 23, 2023 03:47 PM (4Gn9/)

100 Which is why I don't think Putin did it... Too obvious
Posted by: It's me donna

It's part of the kink.
He's showing he can be just as blatant as the Dems.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 23, 2023 03:47 PM (ndYgp)

101 They approach Putin the same way they do Trump supporters. They desperately want to make him respond to their actions so they can start lobbing nukes.

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 23, 2023 03:47 PM (EdaAK)

102 I think we should release all the evidence we have that Wagner blew up the Nordstream line now.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 23, 2023 03:48 PM (/ivDQ)

103 "Plane Carrying Wagner Head and Leader of Aborted Russian Coup "Crashes"

For a moment I thought this was Washington Compost spook writing this headline. What is this coup you speak of? Was it a coup against Putin or Sergei Shoigu?

Posted by: sherpa_k2 at August 23, 2023 03:48 PM (RUqlk)

104 Do we have reliable sources on this?

Posted by: Brian Stelter at August 23, 2023 03:48 PM (a3Q+t)

105 I'd just point out that the seem to be fNs of subterfuge over there.

Putin does not kill rebellious Wagner guy: he's week, Ukraine will be in Moscow by next Tuesday!

Putin appears to have killed Wagner guy: he's week, the Ukrainians have broken through. This is desperation.

I can't decide which is worse, the Ukraine psyop on us, or watching talking heads be weathervane retards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 23, 2023 03:48 PM (mNRr/)

106 So, sabotage followed by a crash, a missile (or similar) attack, or legitimate crash due to a fault or poor maintenance, or it didn't happen at all?

Place your bets!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 03:45 PM (t0OGg)
________________

I've flown on Russian planes, and I kissed the ground when I arrived safely. Then I went for a much-needed stiff drink.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2023 03:48 PM (lA5kl)

107 Weak, you retarded phone!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 23, 2023 03:48 PM (mNRr/)

108 Place your bets!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 03:45 PM (t0OGg)

TASS says the plane crashed and Prig's name was on the passenger list.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 23, 2023 03:48 PM (oBDzI)

109 Do we have reliable sources on this?
-

The same people telling you inflation is 3%

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 23, 2023 03:49 PM (EdaAK)

110 This happened more than 10 miles from my house.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 23, 2023 03:49 PM (O1z4v)

111 75 Oh great they briefed Biden, so odds are this idiot os going to see a camera and run over and give his heartfelt condolences to the country of Wagner for the loss of their president.
Posted by: Rbastid at August 23, 2023 03:44 PM

Were they clear that Biden had been briefed AFTER the incident? And not just "That business with Prigozhin? It's finished".

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 23, 2023 03:49 PM (JCZqz)

112 75 Oh great they briefed Biden, so odds are this idiot os going to see a camera and run over and give his heartfelt condolences to the country of Wagner for the loss of their president.

Jill and I had one his paint sprayers, no joke.
Painted the pool house with it. True story

Posted by: Joe B at August 23, 2023 03:49 PM (og5mY)

113 He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2023 03:49 PM (H9VEz)

114
BREAKING
Suspicious Plane Crash In Russia; President To Be Woken, Told

Posted by: DB - for what it's worth at August 23, 2023 03:49 PM (geLO8)

115 I don't understand why Prigozhin marched on Moscow and then held short just before getting there. Seems like the worst possible choice to make. Dude, you already crossed the Rubicon, did you think V.V. Putin is just going to say "no harm, no foul"?

Unless this is all another layer of 11-dimensional chess that I'm just too smooth-brained to understand.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 23, 2023 03:49 PM (S7JkI)

116 You guys think Biden's rogue CIA did this? Not Putin?

Not rogue, the CIA's working for whoever the real puppetmaster is (the one that controls Obama).

Posted by: Ian S. at August 23, 2023 03:49 PM (2ocoG)

117 When you aim at the king, you better kill the king.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 23, 2023 03:49 PM (H9sxy)

118 Do we have reliable sources on this?

Posted by: Brian Stelter at August 23, 2023 03:48 PM (a3Q+t)

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So far, just #DrunkDonLeMon's black hole and stinky wet fingers in the air.

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 23, 2023 03:49 PM (9/0K/)

119 And that Polish airliner loaded with Polish ministry officials crashing on an airfield just outside of Moscow.

Totally an accident.

Posted by: Ron Brown at August 23, 2023 03:50 PM (+/MNd)

120 A rant worth listening to. When one of our politicians sounds like this, we'll be on the right track.

https://tinyurl.com/4pnktsha

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 23, 2023 03:50 PM (3CwBJ)

121 No way I'm getting on a Russian aircraft.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2023 03:50 PM (TZ75n)

122 When I was in the military, we were not allowed to fly on Aeroflot when we went to the Former Soviet Union. Delta only.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 23, 2023 03:50 PM (xTRSc)

123 This how you eliminate opposition in Russia.

Here, you're taken to court 37 times on bogus charges. But, I have a feeling we're going to be drifting to the Russian method soon enough.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 23, 2023 03:50 PM (Q4IgG)

124 the curious thing, is the subsequent flight had been to saudi and turkey, in the last week, this flight had flown the coop iniitially to minsk, where didn't spot him for a week

I don't think that we have any actionable intelligence to target him,

Posted by: no 6 at August 23, 2023 03:50 PM (PXvVL)

125 >"I remember when Jill and I were killed in an airplane crash north of Moscow too."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2023 03:41 PM (H9VEz)

sensible chuckle

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 23, 2023 03:50 PM (S7JkI)

126 During Peaceful Coup Uprising Dictator Deposition Support Month??? Really?

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2023 03:50 PM (1CJCO)

127 Don't make me bring the gravity, n****!

Posted by: Ice-T or Putin - Are They Different People? at August 23, 2023 03:51 PM (ppBhU)

128 You guys think Biden's rogue CIA did this? Not Putin?
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It was global warming.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2023 03:51 PM (H9VEz)

129 I remember when Jill and I were killed in an airplane crash north of Moscow too."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2023 03:41 PM (H9VEz)
===================
"A Cessna fell on my '67 Corvette!"

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 23, 2023 03:51 PM (wCkB+)

130 This how you eliminate opposition in Russia.

Here, you're taken to court 37 times on bogus charges. But, I have a feeling we're going to be drifting to the Russian method soon enough.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 23, 2023 03:50 PM (Q4IgG)

Agreed

Posted by: Seth Rich at August 23, 2023 03:51 PM (1CJCO)

131 Huh. Looks like John Cena has a new movie coming out.
He's playing a lawyer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWCaxUMqKjk

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2023 03:51 PM (xhaym)

132 There is one person who wanted Prigozhin dead even more than Putin did, and that is Defence Minister Sergei Shoigu. Just before the aborted coup, Prig had challenged his control of the military directly, and made it clear that one of them had to go. As they say on the detective shows, Shoigu had the motive, the means, and plenty of opportunity to make it happen.

With Prig gone, Shoigu is the only top military man Putin has left to rely on.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2023 03:51 PM (i9ffA)

133 80 In case you were wondering, "how retarded will the debate be tonight?"

Fox gots you, bro.

"The network plans to "beam Trump in" by playing clips of him throughout the debate and having the candidates respond."

The first candidate that says, "that's real retarded, sir." and then launches into attacking Biden, will be the winner.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 23, 2023 03:44 PM (L8Ski)

Guys, the party really needs to move beyond Trump.

And now, without further adieu, here's some Trump!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 23, 2023 03:52 PM (KbCG3)

134 >We probably did it
Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2023 03:39 PM (bs+z0)

Pretty neat trick for us to launch a SAM or shoot it with a fighter jet from well inside Russia.

Not that I don't get the overall sentiment, though, in the age of Everything is a Gay Op.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 23, 2023 03:52 PM (S7JkI)

135 Older link but...

War Monitor @WarMonitors
⚡️It’s still early to tell but this is interesting… [wreckage photos; shrapnel holes??]
https://tinyurl.com/wawk9ssm

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 23, 2023 03:52 PM (krqg6)

136 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 23, 2023 03:52 PM (T4tVD)

137 With Prig gone, Shoigu is the only top military man Putin has left to rely on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2023 03:51 PM (i9ffA)

Nah. Gerasimov and the siloviki are still there.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 23, 2023 03:52 PM (oBDzI)

138 With Prig gone


Isn’t she the WH spokesmop?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 23, 2023 03:52 PM (xTRSc)

139 Sure the molesting vegetable was briefed.


HELP IS ON THE WAY!! my partisan commie hack of a boss bellowed a few days after the 2020 election.

President Rotting Eggplant is going to help us right into economic collapse and WWIII. Yay.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 23, 2023 03:53 PM (sAmhv)

140 Unless this is all another layer of 11-dimensional chess that I'm just too smooth-brained to understand.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 23, 2023 03:49 PM (S7JkI)

-----------

"Trump is organizing this behind the scenes -- so that he can achieve peace in 24 hours when the time comes -- a la Reagan's arms for hostages deal!

Hatch Act violation! IMPEACH!!!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 23, 2023 03:53 PM (9/0K/)

141 He was taken out by putin, he was taken out by his own guys, he faked his own death, or the plane just malfunctioned and crashed. Definitely probably one of those.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 23, 2023 03:53 PM (O1z4v)

142 You guys see those little pieces? That's some shaky plane man.

-The "President"

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2023 03:53 PM (1CJCO)

143 Maybe Z-dog actually spent some of our money on the war.

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2023 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

144 I think it's 50/50 that Prigozhin was actually on that plane. It's interesting that so far all reports are relying on a passenger list, and not actual eye-witnesses accounts. If he was indeed on the plane, did nobody see him get on?

The dude is a complete gray man, no one would recognize him, obscure guy with no reputation. </snark>

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 23, 2023 03:53 PM (p8A+W)

145 Putin's enemies are always crashing in planes or falling out windows. His greatest ally, it turns out, is gravity.

Don't forget serving plutonium milk shakes.

Posted by: Cheri at August 23, 2023 03:53 PM (oiNtH)

146 Pretty neat trick for us to launch a SAM or shoot it with a fighter jet from well inside Russia.
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DEW.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2023 03:53 PM (H9VEz)

147 "I was once on a plane that experienced some turbulence. My pudding cup even spilled. I got a new one but not before I stuck my head out of that plane window and told the wind to calm it down with the malarkey."

-- More True Tales from the Life of Robert Peters

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 23, 2023 03:53 PM (KbCG3)

148 You want reliability? Gravity is tough to beat.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 23, 2023 03:53 PM (pohLc)

149 Look, fat! I was behind the wheel of Air Force One coming back from Maui. I had my Corvette loaded in the back while DoctorMomma Jill was giving me "airhead".

Son of a bitch if the cockpit door didn't pop open and there was Cornpop holding my cat and trying to light its fur on fire with a cigarette lighter.

I kicked that bad dude out of the escape hatch while yelling "GET OFF MY PLANE"!

My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe "Maverick" Biden at August 23, 2023 03:54 PM (Geoni)

150 What is the point of debates anymore other than proof of life?

Posted by: eleven at August 23, 2023 03:54 PM (iziT8)

151 Unless this is all another layer of 11-dimensional chess that I'm just too smooth-brained to understand.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 23, 2023 03:49 PM (S7JkI)

We keep seeing situations where we have to ask - are they really playing 11th dimensional chess? Or is it just that this world is now being run by brain damaged idiots who don't have the sense to poor piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel? I think the evidence is pretty clear which.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2023 03:54 PM (i9ffA)

152 Pretty neat trick for us to launch a SAM or shoot it with a fighter jet from well inside Russia.

Not that I don't get the overall sentiment, though, in the age of Everything is a Gay Op.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 23, 2023 03:52 PM (S7JkI)
++++
OVER THE HORIZON CAPABILITY!

Posted by: Joe Biden, barking out words at August 23, 2023 03:54 PM (t0OGg)

153 Gravity is subtle but immediate.

Posted by: eleven at August 23, 2023 03:55 PM (iziT8)

154 I've flown on Russian planes, and I kissed the ground when I arrived safely. Then I went for a much-needed stiff drink.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2023 03:48 PM (lA5kl)

Aeroflop

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at August 23, 2023 03:55 PM (vyYQR)

155 @132 Prig is not a top military man. He has no military background.

Posted by: Biden moments after the briefing at August 23, 2023 03:55 PM (hTSHN)

156 152 Pretty neat trick for us to launch a SAM or shoot it with a fighter jet from well inside Russia.

Could have been a bomb

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2023 03:55 PM (bs+z0)

157 What is the point of debates anymore other than proof of life?
------------
Debate bingo drinking game.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2023 03:55 PM (H9VEz)

158 It was the snipper fire!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2023 03:55 PM (TZ75n)

159 Huh. Looks like John Cena has a new movie coming out.
He's playing a lawyer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWCaxUMqKjk
Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2023 03:51 PM (xhaym)



Wanted him to be the next action hero years ago.....then he sucked the Chinese cock.

Out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 23, 2023 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

160 Babylon Bee reports Wagner leader died injesting a SAM-2...

Much better story.

Posted by: Scott_T at August 23, 2023 03:55 PM (2waQ7)

161 So Putin gets revenge, but he still has no one competent leading his military and now, no Wagner?

He has sort of painted himself outside the corner, hasn't he? Few allies, no market power, virtually no leverage. Just threats and nukes to back them.

This is what happens in some countries when you attempt a coup.

I wonder if Putin will confiscate his money? Funny this will take the news off of the repuke debate tonight! Who benefits? I smell an rancid orange maggot benefitting.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 23, 2023 03:55 PM (JCZqz)

162 Less than 2 months after pride month????????

Posted by: Montec at August 23, 2023 03:56 PM (fBONW)

163 Unless this is all another layer of 11-dimensional chess that I'm just too smooth-brained to understand.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 23, 2023 03:49 PM (S7JkI)


Didn't that signal the kick-off of the Ukrainian offensive?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2023 03:56 PM (xhaym)

164 Minutes away from NVDA earnings.

Posted by: I've decided to get rich at August 23, 2023 03:56 PM (2JZ7T)

165 The Wagner leader and his Wagner forces would have been slaughtered entering Moscow. His boyz were so hyped up with his planned insurrection they managed to kill 12 of their own countrymen by shooting down helicopters. Putin: "Betrayal"

Posted by: sherpa_k2 at August 23, 2023 03:56 PM (RUqlk)

166 I wonder if Putin will confiscate his money? Funny this will take the news off of the repuke debate tonight! Who benefits? I smell an rancid orange maggot benefitting.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 23, 2023 03:55 PM (JCZqz)


LOL... So Trump did it

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2023 03:56 PM (bs+z0)

167 In case you were wondering, "how retarded will the debate be tonight?"

Fox gots you, bro.

"The network plans to "beam Trump in" by playing clips of him throughout the debate and having the candidates respond."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice


"And that was Donald Trump. Mister Pence, you have Two Minutes Hate. I mean, two minutes to respond."

Posted by: mikeski at August 23, 2023 03:56 PM (XTTI/)

168 I hate it when Pop gets de-briefed.
Smelly old fart.

Posted by: Ashley Biden at August 23, 2023 03:57 PM (RilAR)

169 Didn't our State Dept. tell U.S. citizens to leave Belarus just the other day?

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2023 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

170 FACT: There are more planes at the bottom of the ocean than there are ships in the sky.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2023 03:57 PM (H9VEz)

171 " He was taken out by putin, he was taken out by his own guys, he faked his own death, or the plane just malfunctioned and crashed. Definitely probably one of those.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy "

Well something happened to someone somewhere.

Posted by: eleven at August 23, 2023 03:57 PM (iziT8)

172 131 Huh. Looks like John Cena has a new movie coming out.
He's playing a lawyer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWCaxUMqKjk

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2023 03:51 PM (xhaym)

Looks to be entertaining. Unless they throw leftist, feminist, and warmist crap in it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2023 03:57 PM (ynpvh)

173 What is the point of debates anymore other than proof of life?
-----

Same as the point of everything else it would seem. Narrative Deployment and Message Control.

That's why they HAVE to have "Trump" there in some fashion.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2023 03:57 PM (1CJCO)

174 Someone like Vivek is going to point blank ask Fox if this is a debate or a joke if they use clips of Trump to present questions.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 23, 2023 03:57 PM (GsTNz)

175 Prigozhin didn’t even found Wagner. It was reportedly some guy named Utkin. I wonder where he is?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 23, 2023 03:57 PM (xTRSc)

176 Someone suggested that Trump should livestream the debate and just crack jokes and make comments like MST3K.

That, would break the internet.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

Proof right there that the Trump Cult is real!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 23, 2023 03:57 PM (4Gn9/)

177 LOL... So Trump did it

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2023 03:56 PM (bs+z0)

BOOSH

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2023 03:58 PM (1CJCO)

178 We probably did it
Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2023 03:39 PM (bs+z0)
______________

Why would we do it? How was whacking him in our interest?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2023 03:58 PM (lA5kl)

179 I guess the plane failed to execute a zipper merge successfully.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 23, 2023 03:59 PM (xTRSc)

180 Prigozhin didn’t even found Wagner. It was reportedly some guy named Utkin. I wonder where he is?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 23, 2023 03:57 PM (xTRSc)

Utkin's bame was also on the passenger list.

And yes. He is the founder. A very hard man. Almost no photos. Elite RUS mil history. GRU.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 23, 2023 03:59 PM (oBDzI)

181 174 Someone like Vivek is going to point blank ask Fox if this is a debate or a joke if they use clips of Trump to present questions.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 23, 2023 03:57 PM (GsTNz)

There isn't anybody like Vivek. So let's hope Vivek can be Vivek.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 23, 2023 03:59 PM (3CwBJ)

182 Bzzztt

"Shocked face inoperable . . ."

Bzzzztttt

Posted by: Sharkman at August 23, 2023 03:59 PM (upfUC)

183 Someone suggested that Trump should livestream the debate and just crack jokes and make comments like MST3K.
______________

That would be hilarious!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2023 03:59 PM (lA5kl)

184 Prigozhin didn’t even found Wagner. It was reportedly some guy named Utkin. I wonder where he is?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 23, 2023 03:57 PM (xTRSc)

He was also on the flight

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at August 23, 2023 03:59 PM (vyYQR)

185 ... This is what happens in some countries when you attempt a coup. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 23, 2023 03:55 PM (JCZqz)
+++++
But not this one.

In this country, you just get away with it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 03:59 PM (t0OGg)

186 183 Someone suggested that Trump should livestream the debate and just crack jokes and make comments like MST3K.
______________

That would be hilarious!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2023 03:59 PM (lA5kl)

=======

Well, it did originate with the Babylon Bee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 23, 2023 03:59 PM (LvTSG)

187 Why would we do it? How was whacking him in our interest?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2023 03:58 PM (lA5kl)

To cause upheaval in Russia... Evidently this Prig guy was liked by a large group in Russia.. Also.. I don't trust anything with Our Government

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2023 04:00 PM (bs+z0)

188 Wanted him to be the next action hero years ago.....then he sucked the Chinese cock.
Out.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 23, 2023 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)


Purity spirals are self imposed, and not only a function of the Left.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2023 04:00 PM (xhaym)

189 In case you were wondering, "how retarded will the debate be tonight?"
.......

It will be so retarded that Burgum and Asa will stand out as the new frontrunners.

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2023 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

190 Yeah, just an op to get the Ukes off guard for when he leads an attack later in the week.

Maybe?
Posted by: o at August 23, 2023 03:36 PM (Angsy)

Prigorzhin leads no troops. He's the front man and financial organizer, but Wagner is run by real generals and the Soviet intelligence agencies.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2023 04:00 PM (eoQWY)

191 Did Putin do it? Did we? Did the Ukes? A lot of people had reasons to want Hotdog Warlord out of the picture.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2023 04:00 PM (0FoWg)

192 Biden’s CIA are now insanely competent uber villains. Whereas they used to be insanely incompetent buffoons.

Posted by: 13times at August 23, 2023 04:00 PM (ljAqb)

193 Finest example of a spook writing in ref. to Ukraine/Russia. "161 So Putin gets revenge, but he still has no one competent leading his military and now, no Wagner?

He has sort of painted himself outside the corner, hasn't he? Few allies, no market power, virtually no leverage. Just threats and nukes to back them"

Posted by: sherpa_k2 at August 23, 2023 04:00 PM (RUqlk)

194 He died suddenly. So vaccine related. Unlike the ones he poisoned.

Posted by: torabora at August 23, 2023 04:00 PM (XynZy)

195 189 In case you were wondering, "how retarded will the debate be tonight?"
.......

It will be so retarded that Burgum and Asa will stand out as the new frontrunners.
Posted by: wth at August 23, 2023 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

=========

I'm still a Kasich man.

He delivers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 23, 2023 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

196 LOL... So Trump did it
Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2023 03:56 PM (bs+z0)


Cue up the Always Sunny Charlie conspiracy meme.

Posted by: spindrift at August 23, 2023 04:00 PM (pyXMr)

197 This is what happens in some countries when you attempt a coup.

I wonder if Putin will confiscate his money? Funny this will take the news off of the repuke debate tonight! Who benefits? I smell an rancid orange maggot benefitting.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 23, 2023 03:55 PM (JCZqz)
++++
Huh? So is DU gloating that the guy who attempted a coup against the dude they *hate* getting shot down is richly deserved and/or a Republican op?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:00 PM (t0OGg)

198 169 Didn't our State Dept. tell U.S. citizens to leave Belarus just the other day?
Posted by: wth



Yes.

https://youtu.be/lIh8VPoPBhk?si=rI8AdsPqIhx4Nj5y

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 23, 2023 04:00 PM (sAmhv)

199 re: 1 in 1...what are the chances that the only guy that sent fake pipe bombs to every prominent democrat in the runup to the 2018 midterm elections also worked at the same strip club that the only adult performer in america who was currently suing the president at the time was

Posted by: sound awake at August 23, 2023 04:01 PM (g7ym/)

200 197 Huh? So is DU gloating that the guy who attempted a coup against the dude they *hate* getting shot down is richly deserved and/or a Republican op?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:00 PM (t0OGg)

=========

It's almost like they don't think for themselves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 23, 2023 04:01 PM (LvTSG)

201 This is Putin fo sho. Was predictable as a sunrise.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2023 04:01 PM (1CJCO)

202 Also.. I don't trust anything with Our Government
Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2023 04:00 PM (bs+z0)
.......

!!!this!!!

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2023 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

203 Did Putin do it? Did we? Did the Ukes? A lot of people had reasons to want Hotdog Warlord out of the picture.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2023 04:00 PM (0FoWg)
++++
Don't forget the spoiler option:
The typical Russian commitment to aircraft maintenance resulted in a crash

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:01 PM (t0OGg)

204 203 Did Putin do it? Did we? Did the Ukes? A lot of people had reasons to want Hotdog Warlord out of the picture.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2023 04:00 PM (0FoWg)

==========

It was Luxembourg, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 23, 2023 04:02 PM (LvTSG)

205 189 In case you were wondering, "how retarded will the debate be tonight?"
.......

It will be so retarded that Burgum and Asa will stand out as the new frontrunners.

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2023 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

Sounds like a good time for "Yo Candidate is so retarded" jokes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2023 04:02 PM (ynpvh)

206 Fox gots you, bro.

"The network plans to "beam Trump in" by playing clips of him throughout the debate and having the candidates respond."

The first candidate that says, "that's real retarded, sir." and then launches into attacking Biden, will be the winner.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 23, 2023 03:44 PM (L8Ski)



I suppose this will all be coordinated so that the 8 Dwarves can each get their anti-Trump zingers out and "win" the debate.

This is both lame and sad.

I will have respect for the candidate(s) who don't jump aboard the Insult the Man not here train, and lay out their plans for the future.

Oh, and lay into the people who are actually there.

Crisco would be an easy knock out if someone went after him.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 23, 2023 04:02 PM (QzZeQ)

207 ++++
Don't forget the spoiler option:
The typical Russian commitment to aircraft maintenance resulted in a crash
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:01 PM (t0OGg)



Pilot was 'vaccinated' and suffered the SADS.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 23, 2023 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

208 His greatest ally, it turns out, is gravity.

Nah, Joe falls all by his big self.

Posted by: DaveA at August 23, 2023 04:02 PM (FhXTo)

209 Ukes down the plane and blame it on Putin

Putin takes his shirt off and cops to the killing

Jim Jordan should be taking notes but ......

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 04:02 PM (us2H3)

210 195 189 In case you were wondering, "how retarded will the debate be tonight?"
.......

It will be so retarded that Burgum and Asa will stand out as the new frontrunners.
Posted by: wth at August 23, 2023 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

=========

I'm still a Kasich man.

He delivers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 23, 2023 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

I thought that was just his old man.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2023 04:03 PM (ynpvh)

211 This slender blonde in her underwear just woke up and is trying to figure out if Hawaii, elections, COVID, Russian plane crashes, Trump indictments, guns, rampant crime or the economy is supposed to be the lead story today:
https://is.gd/EgCNyP

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:03 PM (t0OGg)

212 What is the point of debates anymore other than proof of life?

Ahhh...this explains the speculation Biden (or, more precisely, his handlers) will use Trump’s skipping these debates as an excuse to skip the GE debates.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 23, 2023 04:03 PM (JCZqz)

213 It was Luxembourg, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 23, 2023 04:02 PM


Yes...

*shifty eyes*

It was Luxembourg...

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Lichtenstein at August 23, 2023 04:03 PM (FVJNG)

214 In case you were wondering, "how retarded will the debate be tonight?"

This is starting to look like the "debate" will be more insulting and clownlike than the Gong Show

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 23, 2023 04:03 PM (p8A+W)

215 Somebody from the Bee reads our comments

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2023 04:04 PM (1n+EO)

216 Huh? So is DU gloating that the guy who attempted a coup against the dude they *hate* getting shot down is richly deserved and/or a Republican op?
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Dead Russian good. Live Russian bad.

Posted by: DU NPC programming at August 23, 2023 04:04 PM (XTTI/)

217 Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2023 04:00 PM (bs+z0)

Much as I'm 99% sure Pooty is responsible you can never rule us out. This makes Putin look extremely strong.

Is that good for us or bad? Impossible to know since the Uniparty lies about everything.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2023 04:04 PM (1CJCO)

218 Brit Hume makes LBJ look young

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 04:04 PM (us2H3)

219 In case you were wondering, "how retarded will the debate be tonight?"

Fox gots you, bro.

"The network plans to "beam Trump in" by playing clips of him throughout the debate and having the candidates respond." ...
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 23, 2023 03:44 PM (L8Ski)
++++
So the debate format will be, "how much do you hate this particular Trump position, and how do you refute this particular Trump position?"

I wonder if they realize how stupid and self-defeating this approach is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:04 PM (t0OGg)

220
1.
"This is what happens in some countries when you attempt a coup."
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

Wow! Who's admiring Putin now?

2. I just wish people would add skepticism to these reports:
"It is *claimed* that ....., and so and so *claims* that Prigozhin was on board."

I take all these reports at zero-value evidence. The news is not that Prigozhin is dead, but that some people are reporting that he is dead and means either he is dead, or he is not.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 23, 2023 04:04 PM (puXL4)

221 Robert Wagner's dead? Man, I remember when he was married to Natasha Woodchuck. One hell of a sniff, man.

She took me out to breakfast with some chick named Tiffany one time. She was ten but had the smell of a seven year old.

I ordered the Moons Over My Hammy. Toast got burnt and almost burned the place down.

No joke!

Posted by: Joe "Choco-choco chip gives me the runs" Biden at August 23, 2023 04:04 PM (Geoni)

222 This slender blonde in her underwear just woke up and is....
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:03 PM

Those panties are quite...sheer.

Posted by: Perv Moron at August 23, 2023 04:04 PM (JCZqz)

223 𝘿𝙤𝙣 𝙇𝙤𝙜𝙖𝙣 @NotFussedLogan 1h Replying to @WarMonitors
BUKs are basically an upscaled 12GA shotgun shell at the tip of a missile.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 23, 2023 04:04 PM (krqg6)

224 I suppose this will all be coordinated so that the 8 Dwarves can each get their anti-Trump zingers out and "win" the debate.

This is both lame and sad.

I will have respect for the candidate(s) who don't jump aboard the Insult the Man not here train, and lay out their plans for the future.

Oh, and lay into the people who are actually there.

Crisco would be an easy knock out if someone went after him.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 23, 2023 04:02 PM

Why isn't Trump going?

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2023 04:04 PM (GwxCX)

225 Little oopsie… these things happen..

Posted by: tubal at August 23, 2023 04:04 PM (PCK5/)

226 Why would we do it? How was whacking him in our interest?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2023 03:58 PM (lA5kl)


The guy who played Stalingrad at Bakhmut? That decoyed the Ukrainian army into Bakhmut and held their attention long enough to give the Russian Army a chance to build 15 mile deep lines? The guy that threw an aborted coup that was the signal for the Ukrainians to start their offensive early? They guy that put his recalcitrant troops in Belarus to flank any advance of the Poles into Ukraine? The guy who was recruiting for more mercs for Africa to support the Niger coup?

No idea, man, no clue who else might have had a reason to cap him with a long range commando unit inside Russia.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2023 04:05 PM (xhaym)

227 Dead Russian good. Live Russian bad.
Posted by: DU NPC programming


Totes cool, brah!

Posted by: National Review Buttfucks at August 23, 2023 04:05 PM (IG4Id)

228 I'm still a Kasich man.

He delivers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 23, 2023 04:00 PM (LvTSG)

I thought that was just his old man.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2023 04:03 PM (ynpvh)

C'mon TJM. Everyone knows it skips a generation.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 23, 2023 04:05 PM (KbCG3)

229 I wonder if they realize how stupid and self-defeating this approach is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:04 PM (t0OGg

They've drcided to wrap up the business rather than deal with DJT. This is just lashing out.

Seriously.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 23, 2023 04:05 PM (oBDzI)

230 Huh? So is DU gloating that the guy who attempted a coup against the dude they *hate* getting shot down is richly deserved and/or a Republican op?
Posted by: Joe Mannix
_______________

It's ... complicated.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2023 04:05 PM (lA5kl)

231 This slender blonde in her underwear just woke up

Tell her to stop taking massive drugs before she goes to sleep.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2023 04:06 PM (NpWq6)

232 DU
-----------
ROTFLMAO! Trump!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 23, 2023 04:06 PM (krqg6)

233
Why isn't Trump going?
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2023 04:04 PM (GwxCX)



He's ahead in the polls by miles, was already president once and the people should know where he stands on all of it, so saw no reason to go.

Plus, he's releasing his interview with Tucker at the same time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 23, 2023 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

234 >Huh? So is DU gloating that the guy who attempted a coup against the dude they *hate* getting shot down is richly deserved and/or a Republican op?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:00 PM (t0OGg)

It's like when Colbert announced that Comey was fired and the trained seal audience clapped. No, no, they just needed a new NPC firmware update.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 23, 2023 04:06 PM (S7JkI)

235 So the debate format will be, "how much do you hate this particular Trump position, and how do you refute this particular Trump position?"

I wonder if they realize how stupid and self-defeating this approach is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:04 PM

Trump is one of the only name draws of current contenders, and Fox needs eyeballs to make money. I think we've seen Fox is quite willing to debase themselves for ratings.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 23, 2023 04:06 PM (JCZqz)

236 Lemme guess…every blue check asswipe on Twitter is now an expert on Soviet aircraft.
.

Posted by: Montec at August 23, 2023 04:07 PM (fBONW)

237 I kicked that bad dude out of the escape hatch while yelling "GET OFF MY PLANE"!

My word as a Biden.
Posted by: Joe "Maverick" Biden at August 23, 2023 03:54 PM (Geoni)


Whoever wrote this is much better than Biden's actual speechwriters.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 23, 2023 04:07 PM (2ocoG)

238 So the debate format will be, "how much do you hate this particular Trump position, and how do you refute this particular Trump position?"

I wonder if they realize how stupid and self-defeating this approach is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:04 PM (t0OGg)
_______________

If so, the winner of the debate will be ... Donald Trump.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2023 04:07 PM (lA5kl)

239 Speaking of Europeans from cold places, anyone wanna listen to the Cardigans?
https://youtu.be/tqGDWqKM2WY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:07 PM (t0OGg)

240 I be proud to annnounce thats the peeple of Bratteboro hs donated over $2000 to helps the peeple of Maui and be sendering 150 Gay Pride shirts foor thems to use in the homeless sheldors. What has you done to helps the Maui ???

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 23, 2023 04:08 PM (hSa/7)

241 Wait. There's a debate tonight?

Who's gonna watch and tell us what is the what.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 23, 2023 04:08 PM (c2jz5)

242 Whoever wrote this is much better than Biden's actual speechwriters.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 23, 2023 04:07 PM (2ocoG)

Pretty sure Joe does a lot of Ad Libbing

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2023 04:08 PM (bs+z0)

243 The GOP has been worthless for twenty years, scraping and bowing for the favor of cable news et al.

If I was a candidate, my first and only goal would be to make low-t newsmen cry.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 23, 2023 04:08 PM (44ww/)

244 If so, the winner of the debate will be ... Donald Trump.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2023 04:07 PM (lA5kl)
++++
Right.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:08 PM (t0OGg)

245 Lemme guess…every blue check asswipe on Twitter is now an expert on Soviet aircraft.

Corporate media drones are gold check now. Blue check means you're signed up for revenue sharing and can post unlimited-length Tweets and a few other perks.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 23, 2023 04:08 PM (2ocoG)

246 226 Why would we do it? How was whacking him in our interest?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2023 03:58 PM (lA5kl)

Winner winner chicken dinner! "The guy who played Stalingrad at Bakhmut? That decoyed the Ukrainian army into Bakhmut and held their attention long enough to give the Russian Army a chance to build 15 mile deep lines? The guy that threw an aborted coup that was the signal for the Ukrainians to start their offensive early? They guy that put his recalcitrant troops in Belarus to flank any advance of the Poles into Ukraine? The guy who was recruiting for more mercs for Africa to support the Niger coup?

No idea, man, no clue who else might have had a reason to cap him with a long range commando unit inside Russia"

Posted by: sherpa_k2 at August 23, 2023 04:08 PM (RUqlk)

247 Nothing like showing someone's head on a giant screen and having everyone present talk about them for three hours to make that person look weak.

Sometimes I wonder if Republicans really *are* as stupid as they seem, or if they're perhaps even stupider.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2023 04:08 PM (1CJCO)

248 HA has a post up with some Russian cell phone videos of the plane coming down. Apparently there's no dispute that this plane was shot down by a Russian SAM battery. So, it's clear that they're not even trying to claim this is an "accident".

The plane was flying from Moscow to St. Petersburg, so it could not have been identified as some "foreign aircraft".

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2023 04:08 PM (i9ffA)

249 {56} Someone suggested that Trump should livestream the debate and just crack jokes and make comments like MST3K.

That, would break the internet.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 23, 2023 03:42 PM (puXL4)


I'll allow it!

Posted by: Claymation Judge Mills Lane at August 23, 2023 04:08 PM (qPw5n)

250 236 Lemme guess…every blue check asswipe on Twitter is now an expert on Soviet aircraft.
.
Posted by: Montec at August 23, 2023 04:07 PM (fBONW)

Sounds about right… a side effect of the digital age is blinding stupidity for so so many.. oh, and along with that a cocksure attitude about, well, everything…

Posted by: tubal at August 23, 2023 04:08 PM (PCK5/)

251 What is the point of debates anymore other than proof of life?

Ahhh...this explains the speculation Biden (or, more precisely, his handlers) will use Trump’s skipping these debates as an excuse to skip the GE debates.


Actually this exposes the stupidity in modern "debates". Everyone know that Obama was run by Valjar and Susan Rice; Biden policy determined by fucked up version of ChatGPT; 'W' run by the banking, drug and military cartels...

The debate needs to be between the dark shadows that plan on using the McGuffin figurehead as their frontman.

I can see a "debate" with several people hidden like gangsters being interviewed by 60 Minutes in shadow lighting and using voice altering technology providing their elevator pitch policies for the American sheeple to decide.

It would be like listening to Beezlebub debating with Satan debating with Lucifer about how to usher in the Thousand Years of Darkness.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 23, 2023 04:08 PM (p8A+W)

252 183 Someone suggested that Trump should livestream the debate and just crack jokes and make comments like MST3K.
______________
Well, it did originate with the Babylon Bee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston


Thanks. I saw it late last night but could not remember where. So I said "someone." (also, I am pre-coffee.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 23, 2023 04:09 PM (puXL4)

253 Vivek has been smart to not attack Trump and he’ll be smart enough to not fall for the Faux Newz “how much do you hate Trump” questions as well.

Posted by: Montec at August 23, 2023 04:09 PM (fBONW)

254 Just did a spin thru Facebook. I'm starting to see more than a few posts about not bending the knee in regards to Covid. It a little heartening to see.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2023 04:09 PM (Nfan7)

255 So the debate format will be, "how much do you hate this particular Trump position, and how do you refute this particular Trump position?"

I wonder if they realize how stupid and self-defeating this approach is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:04 PM

Vivek and maybe DeSantis aside, each of the other "candidates" has campaigned to the left of the base.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 23, 2023 04:09 PM (KbCG3)

256 It appears Mary Clogginstein has picked up on some more Biden- and Fetterisms in her writing.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 23, 2023 04:09 PM (JCZqz)

257 Mary forgot to send some fart tubes to Maui.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2023 04:09 PM (TZ75n)

258 Biden was told the guy died in a plane crash. He began weeping and said "that's how Beau died"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 23, 2023 04:09 PM (BqPUE)

259 The Wagner leader and his Wagner forces would have been slaughtered entering Moscow. His boyz were so hyped up with his planned insurrection they managed to kill 12 of their own countrymen by shooting down helicopters. Putin: "Betrayal"
Posted by: sherpa_k2 at August 23, 2023 03:56 PM (RUqlk)

Most of Wagner was not involved at all. Some of them joined the action when P and his boys took over a HQ in Rostov, and most of them stayed there. Only a fairly small column of troops went on the road trip towards Voronezh.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2023 04:09 PM (eoQWY)

260 247 Nothing like showing someone's head on a giant screen and having everyone present talk about them for three hours to make that person look weak.

Sometimes I wonder if Republicans really *are* as stupid as they seem, or if they're perhaps even stupider.

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2023 04:08 PM (1CJCO)

Don't worry; they'll open their mouths and remove all doubt.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2023 04:09 PM (ynpvh)

261 "Trump was right about the wall, China, and NATO."
-No one tonight

"Trump should have shut down the nation for covid."
-At least one person tonight

"Trump can't win against Biden."
-Everyone tonight

"I have a plan to get Philadelphia to accurately count its votes."
-No one tonight

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 23, 2023 04:10 PM (LvTSG)

262 Debate tonight… huh.. even if I had TeeVee, would not be watching.

Posted by: tubal at August 23, 2023 04:10 PM (PCK5/)

263 So they're going to holo-deck Trump into the debate so that Christie will stop stuffing entire pies into his gaping maw for fifteen seconds in order to fat-screech about how orange man bad?

Cool yeah I'll be skipping this particular goat rope. Fuck Fox anyway.

Posted by: ballistic at August 23, 2023 04:10 PM (oXNqT)

264 So they are going to put photos of Donald Trump on the telescreen, for the Party faithful to scream at in rage during a performative show of loyalty and hatred?

Do I have the right?

I... I feel like I've seen this somewhere before. Weird..

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2023 04:10 PM (0FoWg)

265 I be proud to annnounce thats the peeple of Bratteboro hs donated over $2000 to helps the peeple of Maui and be sendering 150 Gay Pride shirts foor thems to use in the homeless sheldors. What has you done to helps the Maui ???
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 23, 2023 04:08 PM (hSa/7)


Since when does Mary write in Ebonics?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 23, 2023 04:10 PM (2ocoG)

266 So, if Trump did the MST thing, would he be more like Joel or Mike?

And who would be the Bots?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 23, 2023 04:10 PM (xTRSc)

267 254 Just did a spin thru Facebook. I'm starting to see more than a few posts about not bending the knee in regards to Covid. It a little heartening to see.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2023 04:09 PM

People talk a big game when there's no consequence. We'll see how principled they are when their job is on the line.

Posted by: Fed and Dem Local Government at August 23, 2023 04:10 PM (JCZqz)

268 Plane Carrying Wagner Head and Leader of Aborted Russian Coup "Crashes"

cue up "ride of the valkyries"

Posted by: anachronda at August 23, 2023 04:10 PM (v3pYe)

269 Speaking of Europeans from cold places, anyone wanna listen to the Cardigans?
https://youtu.be/tqGDWqKM2WY
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:07 PM (t0OGg)


I went to see them for some reason ages ago.

Literally all I remember from the show is that there was a girl in the audience who looked *exactly* like Sela Ward.

Posted by: spindrift at August 23, 2023 04:11 PM (pyXMr)

270 264 So they are going to put photos of Donald Trump on the telescreen, for the Party faithful to scream at in rage during a performative show of loyalty and hatred?

Do I have the right?

I... I feel like I've seen this somewhere before. Weird..
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2023 04:10 PM (0FoWg)

=========

*nods sagaciously*

Dodgeball

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 23, 2023 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

271 That's 2 cooks dying under mysterious circumstances in a month!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 23, 2023 04:11 PM (MeG8a)

272 254 Just did a spin thru Facebook. I'm starting to see more than a few posts about not bending the knee in regards to Covid. It a little heartening to see.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2023 04:09 PM (Nfan7)

My wife owns a spa in MA and works in one near our home in SC. She said people have been cancelling in both places left and right due to strep and covid.

I told her to get ready for her MA spa to get shut down again. There's simply no way they can talk up another covid strain without enacting the same measures that were so essential (and ineffective) the first time.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 23, 2023 04:11 PM (KbCG3)

273 262 Debate tonight… huh.. even if I had TeeVee, would not be watching.

Posted by: tubal at August 23, 2023 04:10 PM (PCK5/)

Republican Debates

0/10

Would not watch.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2023 04:11 PM (ynpvh)

274 Crisco would be an easy knock out if someone went after him.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 23, 2023 04:02 PM (QzZeQ)


Cow tipping is cruel.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 23, 2023 04:11 PM (PiwSw)

275 Mary C., you're a riot. Please don't ever change.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 23, 2023 04:11 PM (2YtOq)

276 266 So, if Trump did the MST thing, would he be more like Joel or Mike?

And who would be the Bots?


tanned, rested, and ready. already have the plastic hair.

Posted by: mitt at August 23, 2023 04:12 PM (v3pYe)

277 115 I don't understand why Prigozhin marched on Moscow and then held short just before getting there. Seems like the worst possible choice to make. Dude, you already crossed the Rubicon, did you think V.V. Putin is just going to say "no harm, no foul"?

Unless this is all another layer of 11-dimensional chess that I'm just too smooth-brained to understand.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 23, 2023 03:49 PM (S7JkI)

=========

The people in Moscow that he thought were going to take out Putin got cold feet? The army units that were going to join the coup never left their barracks?

Fortunately for Proghozin and the Russian people, that old dude in Byelorussia offered Prighozin an out. Come to Byelorussia and Putin will not execute everyone.

Posted by: rd at August 23, 2023 04:12 PM (ySKA+)

278
Meanwhile, Tater and Don le mon are in Martha's Vineyard, starting the Labor Day weekend early and banging hot chicks.

Posted by: Auspex at August 23, 2023 04:12 PM (j4U/Z)

279 With the probable exception of Vivek, I expect the rest of this lineup to set a new standard for political dumbf*ckery in denouncing Trump.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 23, 2023 04:12 PM (3CwBJ)

280 The Wagner leader and his Wagner forces would have been slaughtered entering Moscow. His boyz were so hyped up with his planned insurrection they managed to kill 12 of their own countrymen by shooting down helicopters. Putin: "Betrayal"
Posted by: sherpa_k2


Wagner? While playing Ride of the Valkyries?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2023 04:12 PM (Nfan7)

281 266 So, if Trump did the MST thing, would he be more like Joel or Mike?

And who would be the Bots?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 23, 2023 04:10 PM (xTRSc)

They're Russian Bots!--the left

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 23, 2023 04:12 PM (ynpvh)

282 I went to see them for some reason ages ago.

Literally all I remember from the show is that there was a girl in the audience who looked *exactly* like Sela Ward.
Posted by: spindrift at August 23, 2023 04:11 PM (pyXMr)
++++
LOL

Probably not the outcome the band was going for...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:12 PM (t0OGg)

283 I’m watching it hoping for a NASCAR-like fiery pileup.

Posted by: 13times at August 23, 2023 04:12 PM (uTXDd)

284 War Monitor @WarMonitors 7m
⚡️Rosaviatsia [andy: The Federal Air Transport Agency] published a list of passengers of a business jet that crashed in the Tver region:

Propustin Sergey
Makaryan Evgeniy
Totmin Alexander
Chekalov Valeriy
Utkin Dmitry
Matuseev Nikolay
Prigozhin Evgeniy

Crew members:
Levshin Aleksei, commander;
Karimov Rustam, co-pilot;
Raspopova Kristina, flight attendant.

War Monitor @WarMonitors 5m
⚡️#BREAKING Wagner leader Yevegny Prigozhin has been confirmed dead after his private jet crashed over the Tver region in Russia.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 23, 2023 04:12 PM (krqg6)

285 HA has a post up with some Russian cell phone videos of the plane coming down. Apparently there's no dispute that this plane was shot down by a Russian SAM battery. So, it's clear that they're not even trying to claim this is an "accident".

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2023 04:08 PM (i9ffA)
_______________

They were cleaning it, and it went off!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2023 04:12 PM (lA5kl)

286 This slender blonde in her underwear just woke up and is trying to figure out if Hawaii, elections, COVID, Russian plane crashes, Trump indictments, guns, rampant crime or the economy is supposed to be the lead story today:
https://is.gd/EgCNyP
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:03 PM (t0OGg)
........

Hmmm. That's very... distracting.

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2023 04:13 PM (v0R5T)

287 Why isn't Trump going?
Posted by: Minnfidel

These debates are humiliating. They stand around waiting for a turn like schoolkids being balled out by the Principal.
Trump is right not to go - Everyone will just be bashing him and he will have to stand there and pray for a chance to rebut.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 23, 2023 04:13 PM (puXL4)

288 Why isn't Trump going?

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2023 04:04 PM (GwxCX)

Simple answer is because he doesn't need to.

Longer answer is he already showed the world how he does against "Republicans" in debates, and that was when he was a "joke". Second if you were actually 50 points ahead, would you lower yourself to stand in a room purposely slanted against you to have scripted applause lines read at you by nimrods while trained seals hoot and holler?

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2023 04:13 PM (1CJCO)

289 233.And has finally learned to smell a set up miles away. Hope Elder and Johnson’s lawsuits are successful. Elder swore last night he would be on the stage tonight. Both were very un complimentary to the RNC yesterday over being blocked.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 23, 2023 04:13 PM (GsTNz)

290
To what do you attribute your success, Mr. Putin?

That would be my gravitas, I mean gravity.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2023 04:13 PM (xG4kz)

291 Posted by: naturalfake at August 23, 2023 04:02 PM (QzZeQ)

Yes.

Even people who don't really care for Trump's personality and don't think he should run again, don't-I expect-want to hear about how awful Trump is. They want to hear the candidates plans for the Presidency.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2023 04:13 PM (NpWq6)

292 Pretty neat trick for us to launch a SAM or shoot it with a fighter jet from well inside Russia.
-

We've been toppling nations for 20+ years, up to and including our own.

Our guys didn't have to pull the trigger, but there's plenty of weapons and intelligence for them to advise on.

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 23, 2023 04:13 PM (IQOtg)

293 255 So the debate format will be, "how much do you hate this particular Trump position, and how do you refute this particular Trump position?"

I wonder if they realize how stupid and self-defeating this approach is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:04 PM

This tactic makes Trump stronger.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 23, 2023 04:13 PM (lCWOD)

294 No idea, man, no clue who else might have had a reason to cap him with a long range commando unit inside Russia"
Posted by: sherpa_k2 at August 23, 2023 04:08 PM (RUqlk)

A few days ago a drone knocked out a Russian bomber at a base near Novgorod. Was thought to be a group that infiltrated there because the drone was short range. Novgorod is near Leningrad and the Baltic

Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2023 04:13 PM (eoQWY)

295 First always seemed to me Russian planes are not as safe, second especially if they don't want them to be

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2023 04:13 PM (MOY79)

296 This event was only a matter of time. Of course, they couldn't make it something as simple as getting shot in the neck from an umbrella shaft with the projectile being a very small BB laced with poison, now, could it? Question that arises: did this guy use a body double and/or was his name faked on the list?

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & conspiring Bolshevics at August 23, 2023 04:14 PM (5DfsO)

297 "Sure the molesting vegetable was briefed."

He was de-briefed. Then re-briefed.

Posted by: fd at August 23, 2023 04:14 PM (vFG9F)

298 266 So, if Trump did the MST thing, would he be more like Joel or Mike?

And who would be the Bots?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 23, 2023 04:10 PM

Michelle Fields is halfway to being ready to play Gypsy. Or Kamala...because she sucks.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 23, 2023 04:14 PM (JCZqz)

299 Meanwhile, Tater and Don le mon are in Martha's Vineyard, starting the Labor Day weekend early and banging hot chicks.
Posted by: Auspex at August 23, 2023 04:12 PM (j4U/Z)

Wait - wut??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2023 04:14 PM (lA5kl)

300 Hot Air is comprised of a bunch of war humping NTing pseudo intellectuals

they collectively can lick my butt crack

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 04:14 PM (us2H3)

301 Even people who don't really care for Trump's personality and don't think he should run again, don't-I expect-want to hear about how awful Trump is. They want to hear the candidates plans for the Presidency.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2023 04:13 PM (NpWq6)
++++
But is that what the propaganda press complex wants?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:14 PM (t0OGg)

302 Why isn't Trump going?
-

No need to. They're already announcing that every question will be about his policies and the entire thing will accidentally be free advertising for him.

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 23, 2023 04:14 PM (IQOtg)

303 (cont)

and then when they do get a chance to rebut, the "moderator" steps in and lies to defend whoever is attacking Trump.

And the other candidates will all lie about Trump, and his record, and the 2020 election, and 1/6...

He would be nuts to legitimize the farce or to give them the views he will draw.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 23, 2023 04:15 PM (puXL4)

304 "Candidate X, do you believe that Philadelphia's vote counting has been 100% accurate over the past few decades? If not, can you estimate the average variance from the actual totals."

"I do believe that no election is 100% secure, but no election has been stolen through ballot box stuffing."

"So, you can provide me with numbers of how many fake ballots are counted in Philly, correct? How many are considered average and how many would be considered abnormal?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 23, 2023 04:15 PM (LvTSG)

305 как жаль

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 23, 2023 04:15 PM (RIvkX)

306 290
To what do you attribute your success, Mr. Putin?

That would be my gravitas, I mean gravity.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2023 04:13 PM

What? Did someone say gravy?!?! My boat is running low...better hit the gravy light to have Jeeves make an emergency run to KFC!

Posted by: Chris Christie at August 23, 2023 04:16 PM (JCZqz)

307 The one question I would like to hear asked tonight is

"What are you going to do to stop the Democrats from "fortifying" the election again?"

Posted by: fd at August 23, 2023 04:16 PM (vFG9F)

308 I suppose this will all be coordinated so that the 8 Dwarves can each get their anti-Trump zingers out and "win" the debate.

This is both lame and sad.

I will have respect for the candidate(s) who don't jump aboard the Insult the Man not here train, and lay out their plans for the future.

Oh, and lay into the people who are actually there.

Crisco would be an easy knock out if someone went after him.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 23, 2023 04:02 PM

Why isn't Trump going?
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2023 04:04 PM (GwxCX)


My guess would be that he wants the field to thin out a bit before he wades in to deliver the knockout punches.

At least 6 of the "candidates" are just grifting. So, I can't really disagree if that's the reason.

Though to be honest, I would like to see Trump to deliver nutshots all around.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 23, 2023 04:16 PM (QzZeQ)

309 Damn right that gravity is Putin's ally. And look what he had it do to me!

I say we bomb him.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 23, 2023 04:16 PM (VEm33)

310 We keep seeing situations where we have to ask - are they really playing 11th dimensional chess? Or is it just that this world is now being run by brain damaged idiots who don't have the sense to poor piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel? I think the evidence is pretty clear which.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2023 03:54 PM (i9ffA)

Its hardly 11-D chess to announce your offensive 6 months early and allow the other side months to build fortifcations and mine fields, that your offensive happliy drives into and loses all its vehicles. All the gains so far have been done by poor infantrymen advancing on foot through fields that may or may not have antipersonnel mines.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2023 04:16 PM (eoQWY)

311 Are we still pretending that Russia is on the ropes with Ukraine? Is that our story and we're sticking with it up until we send US troops in to die for the grift?

Posted by: Regular joe at August 23, 2023 04:16 PM (nnp+f)

312 289 233.And has finally learned to smell a set up miles away. Hope Elder and Johnson’s lawsuits are successful. Elder swore last night he would be on the stage tonight. Both were very un complimentary to the RNC yesterday over being blocked.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 23, 2023 04:13 PM (GsTNz)

You're not insinuating that the whole thing is a setup?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 23, 2023 04:16 PM (lCWOD)

313 Coffee, Polonium Tea, or Me?

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2023 04:16 PM (1CJCO)

314 Damn right that gravity is Putin's ally. And look what he had it do to me!

I say we bomb him.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 23, 2023 04:16 PM (VEm33)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:17 PM (t0OGg)

315 Wait, Fox is actually going with the Emmanual Goldstein format? Someone tell me this is a joke.

Posted by: Halfhand at August 23, 2023 04:17 PM (N0Aec)

316 299 Hot trans chicks, you mean. Ones that do still have a backhole. . . . .. .such a used sodo boy, that Donnie

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & conspiring Bolshevics at August 23, 2023 04:17 PM (5DfsO)

317 Maybe Fox will have a cardboard cutout of Trump at one of the debate seats.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 23, 2023 04:17 PM (GsTNz)

318 287 Why isn't Trump going?
Posted by: Minnfidel


oh, he's going

going #2

laying a stinky turd on top of FOX

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 04:17 PM (us2H3)

319 ((I just thought it was another one of those damn Ukrainian drones.))

Posted by: Russian guy who pressed the button on the air defense missle. at August 23, 2023 04:17 PM (puXL4)

320 307 The one question I would like to hear asked tonight is

"What are you going to do to stop the Democrats from "fortifying" the election again?"
Posted by: fd at August 23, 2023 04:16 PM (vFG9F)

=========

"In Jill Stein's 2016 lawsuit against Michigan, it was discovered that a ballot box was marked with 1000 ballots that had only 10 in it. The lawsuit was quickly dropped after that. Do you know of any measure that the Michigan legislature has put forward to prevent that sort of thing from happening again? Can you say with any confidence that we should believe Detroit's vote totals if nothing has happened?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 23, 2023 04:17 PM (LvTSG)

321 Longer answer is he already showed the world how he does against "Republicans" in debates, and that was when he was a "joke". Second if you were actually 50 points ahead, would you lower yourself to stand in a room purposely slanted against you to have scripted applause lines read at you by nimrods while trained seals hoot and holler?
Posted by: ... at August 23, 2023 04:13 PM (1CJCO)
______________

What's the upside for Trump? None.

What's the downside? Validating the candidacy of a bunch of no-name wankers as worthy opponents.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2023 04:17 PM (lA5kl)

322 Wait, Fox is actually going with the Emmanual Goldstein format? Someone tell me this is a joke.
Posted by: Halfhand at August 23, 2023 04:17 PM (N0Aec)
++++
It's almost - but not quite - enough to make me wish I had access to cable news.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:17 PM (t0OGg)

323 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:14 PM (t0OGg)

Propaganda Press will make it all about Trump.
If all the others are going to talk about him, there's no point in watching it. I might as well watch Trump with Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2023 04:18 PM (NpWq6)

324 And yes. He is the founder. A very hard man. Almost no photos. Elite RUS mil history. GRU.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 23, 2023 03:59 PM (oBDzI)

GRU made Wagner and its men lead and operate it in combat. Pgo was just a front man and financial guy.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2023 04:18 PM (eoQWY)

325 You go for the king, you better kill the king. Or tsar as appropriate.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 23, 2023 04:18 PM (oWBc3)

326 "Despite AfP initially confirming the death, it is now being reported the exact identities of those killed are unknown."

This is just one of the steps required to get diamonds. Boom, baby.

Posted by: Ike Broflovski at August 23, 2023 04:18 PM (aXxgO)

327 In honor of Chris Christie, I shall watch Fat City tonight.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 23, 2023 04:18 PM (LvTSG)

328 Propaganda Press will make it all about Trump.
If all the others are going to talk about him, there's no point in watching it. I might as well watch Trump with Tucker Carlson.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2023 04:18 PM (NpWq6)
++++
There's probably no point in watching it anyway, but yes. If that's the way it's going to go, then Trump will end up winning the debate he didn't even bother to attend.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:18 PM (t0OGg)

329 These debates are humiliating. They stand around waiting for a turn like schoolkids being balled out by the Principal.
Trump is right not to go - Everyone will just be bashing him and he will have to stand there and pray for a chance to rebut.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 23, 2023 04:13 PM

It's a bad move IMHO.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2023 04:18 PM (GwxCX)

330 Speaking of European bands with chick singers, anyone wanna listen to Elastica?
https://youtu.be/WAEgUOIf0qU

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:19 PM (t0OGg)

331 Soviet years Russian plane maintaining was poor to bad

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2023 04:19 PM (MOY79)

332 Trump is the nominee, everyone knows this… this -thing- going on is a combination of a) auditioning for the VP job, or b) polishing up the NeverTrump credentials for some cushy sinecures in Media and/or Gop-e jobs..

Posted by: tubal at August 23, 2023 04:19 PM (PCK5/)

333 Meanwhile, Tater and Don le mon are in Martha's Vineyard, starting the Labor Day weekend early and banging hot chicks.
Posted by: Auspex at August 23, 2023 04:12 PM

Impossible! Conversion therapy doesn't work, which is why it's STRICTLY forbidden and illegal in the great state of Massachusetts! And if it's DRUGS clouding their judgement (and, presumably, of any females involved)....damn, hook a brutha up.

Posted by: Governor of Massachusetts at August 23, 2023 04:19 PM (JCZqz)

334 "Putin's enemies are always crashing in planes or falling out windows. His greatest ally, it turns out, is gravity."

And polonium.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 23, 2023 04:19 PM (aXxgO)

335 I'm betting on the FOX audience having serious drop of 15 minutes after the start

no one is gonna want to watch Krispy and meatball argue about which one of them sucks cock the best

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 04:19 PM (us2H3)

336 We have a jar of old mustard and a poodle. We are just gonna get in there and put some D's in some A's.

Posted by: Joe Biden And The Boys at August 23, 2023 04:19 PM (ae93S)

337 Are we still pretending that Russia is on the ropes with Ukraine? Is that our story and we're sticking with it up until we send US troops in to die for the grift?
Posted by: Regular joe at August 23, 2023 04:16 PM (nnp+f)

Ukraine has its neck firmly holding Russia's hands in a tight grip.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2023 04:20 PM (eoQWY)

338 And polonium.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 23, 2023 04:19 PM (aXxgO)
++++
Polonium is the best friend a man can have.

And the most implacable enemy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:20 PM (t0OGg)

339 I’m watching it hoping for a NASCAR-like fiery pileup.
Posted by: 13times at August 23, 2023 04:12 PM (uTXDd)
........

Vivek: "YOU'RE FAT!"

Christie: "AM NOT, I'M BIG BONED! and Nikki is, is, is.. A GIRL!"

Haley:"Yeah, so... and who's this fucker?"

Burgum: "I'm the only quality candidate."

Posted by: wth at August 23, 2023 04:20 PM (v0R5T)

340 Ukraine has its neck firmly holding Russia's hands in a tight grip.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2023 04:20 PM (eoQWY)
++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:20 PM (t0OGg)

341 In Soviet Russia, plane crashes you.

Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at August 23, 2023 04:20 PM (aXxgO)

342 "What are you going to do to stop the Democrats from "fortifying" the election again?"

What level of Democrat vote fraud are you willing to accept? 20%? 40%?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 23, 2023 04:20 PM (p8A+W)

343 332 Trump is the nominee, everyone knows this… this -thing- going on is a combination of a) auditioning for the VP job, or b) polishing up the NeverTrump credentials for some cushy sinecures in Media and/or Gop-e jobs..
Posted by: tubal at August 23, 2023 04:19 PM

Could be a Reagan 76(?) thing...running to get more visibility on the national stage for a future run. Or trying to get a cabinet slot.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 23, 2023 04:21 PM (JCZqz)

344 I'll vote for any candidate who beeps like the gas pump in the Pence ad every time Pence opens his mouth.

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 23, 2023 04:21 PM (aBJcM)

345 My favourite Russian singer -- Olivia Novgorod-Ivan!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 23, 2023 04:21 PM (krqg6)

346 >The people in Moscow that he thought were going to take out Putin got cold feet? The army units that were going to join the coup never left their barracks?

Posted by: rd at August 23, 2023 04:12 PM (ySKA+)

That's sounds plausible. Either he miscalculated his support within the military or he got played. Wouldn't be shocked if ol' Pootie Poot fed him some bad Internet Intel in order to draw him out.

But then he didn't really go on the run after it fell apart, which I can't understand.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 23, 2023 04:21 PM (S7JkI)

347 Putin's enemies are always crashing in planes or falling out windows. His greatest ally, it turns out, is gravity.

--
Yup

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 23, 2023 04:21 PM (EGSGm)

348 Could be a Reagan 76(?) thing...running to get more visibility on the national stage for a future run. Or trying to get a cabinet slot.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 23, 2023 04:21 PM (JCZqz)

Or banking on Trump being in jail and off States ballots

Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2023 04:21 PM (bs+z0)

349 342 "What are you going to do to stop the Democrats from "fortifying" the election again?"

What level of Democrat vote fraud are you willing to accept? 20%? 40%?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 23, 2023 04:20 PM (p8A+W)

=========

"In 2020, Fulton County election officials kicked out Republican poll watchers, locked themselves in rooms, and continued counting in opposition to the law. Brian Kemp never did anything to punish the people who did this. Do you think Brian Kemp is a good Republican or the best Republican?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 23, 2023 04:21 PM (LvTSG)

350 278
Meanwhile, Tater and Don le mon are in Martha's Vineyard, starting the Labor Day weekend early and banging hot chicks.
Posted by: Auspex at August 23, 2023 04:12 PM (j4U/Z)
------

I think you misspelled "Fire Island" and "Hairy dudes."

Posted by: ballistic at August 23, 2023 04:22 PM (oXNqT)

351 115 I don't understand why Prigozhin marched on Moscow and then held short just before getting there. Seems like the worst possible choice to make
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen

My theory is coke.

You ever know a coke head? It would explain everything. I think Russian leadership is drenched in white powder and vodka (maybe not putin though - he seems mostly rational.)

Posted by: Russian guy who pressed the button on the air defense missle. at August 23, 2023 04:22 PM (puXL4)

352 It's a bad move IMHO.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2023 04:18 PM (GwxCX)

The numbers won't lie

Posted by: ... at August 23, 2023 04:22 PM (1CJCO)

353 I'll vote for any candidate who beeps like the gas pump in the Pence ad every time Pence opens his mouth.
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 23, 2023 04:21 PM (aBJcM)
++++
I haven't seen it. Is it about gas prices, or is he doing a version of Biden's "kitchen table" shtick?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:22 PM (t0OGg)

354 _______________

They were cleaning it, and it went off!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 23, 2023 04:12 PM (lA5kl)

A new story coming from Russian bloggers and being reported today - the crash site was within missile range of the S-300 batteries stationed at Putin's personal residence at Valdai, and that is where they are saying 2 missiles were fired from.

Sounds like he wanted to add a Personal Touch. "Candygram for Mongo!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2023 04:22 PM (i9ffA)

355 alternate theory ... P' is still in Niger, sitting on a princely sum. Plane crash with him confirmed dead was part of his "end the coup" deal with Putin?

But these Wagner guys seem pretty committed, though idk what they are really committed to, other than making money at war.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 23, 2023 04:22 PM (Cus5s)

356 The first one that says "I'm only here to get a shot at being the vice-president for the greatest fucking President of all time, Donald J. Trump!" gets my vote.

Posted by: fd at August 23, 2023 04:22 PM (vFG9F)

357 Otherwise known as getting "hillaried" has been said right?

Posted by: Ice Pick Willie at August 23, 2023 04:22 PM (or2+y)

358 "Putin's enemies are always crashing in planes or falling out windows. His greatest ally, it turns out, is gravity."

And polonium.


See! See! Putin is running out of money and the Russian economy is collapsing because he can't afford to assassinate his enemies with polonium anymore!

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 23, 2023 04:22 PM (p8A+W)

359 I thought Trump attacking DeSantis was always stupid and showed some level of insecurity.

Him not attending these debates rights that wrong.

He doesn't have any competition and he shouldn't be acting like he does. The fact that they're still going to show Trump clips proves that.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 23, 2023 04:22 PM (KbCG3)

360 Trump should just poop in a box and have it couriered over right before the debate: for Fox News and my GOP friends, the card could read. Get 'em worked up into a fine fettle for the Two Minutes' Hate thing their doing tonight.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2023 04:23 PM (0FoWg)

361 Not only two months, but two months to the day. That's some Sicilian-level revenge.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 23, 2023 04:23 PM (CwhoI)

362 343 332 Trump is the nominee, everyone knows this… this -thing- going on is a combination of a) auditioning for the VP job, or b) polishing up the NeverTrump credentials for some cushy sinecures in Media and/or Gop-e jobs..
Posted by: tubal at August 23, 2023 04:19 PM


Trump has learned from the past not to take an idiot for a running mate

that leaves all the debate dolts out in the cold

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 04:23 PM (us2H3)

363 I'm waiting for that crystal moment in the debate when DeSantis & Ramaswamy have a spar.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 23, 2023 04:23 PM (lCWOD)

364 Ah, so it's being livestreamed on Rumble as a simulcast. I still probably wont bother.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:24 PM (t0OGg)

365 I told her to get ready for her MA spa to get shut down again. There's simply no way they can talk up another covid strain without enacting the same measures that were so essential (and ineffective) the first time.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 23, 2023 04:11 PM (KbCG3)

Rebrand it as a gay bathhouse and it can remain open all the time. Happened last time all over.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2023 04:24 PM (eoQWY)

366 Governor Christie, on an evil scale of 1-10 is Trump a 17 or 18?

Posted by: Montec at August 23, 2023 04:24 PM (fBONW)

367 213 It was Luxembourg, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 23, 2023 04:02 PM

Yes...

*shifty eyes*

It was Luxembourg...

*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Lichtenstein



Don't look at us, we're drunk.

Posted by: San Marino, on it's 8th bottle of wine at August 23, 2023 04:24 PM (sAmhv)

368 Trump should just poop in a box and have it couriered over right before the debate

If you do this and you're a girl, they call you crazy.

Posted by: Amber Heard at August 23, 2023 04:24 PM (ppBhU)

369 367 Don't look at us, we're drunk.
Posted by: San Marino, on it's 8th bottle of wine at August 23, 2023 04:24 PM (sAmhv)

==========

"WOOOO!"
-Ibiza, the Woo Girl of Europe

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 23, 2023 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

370 358 "Putin's enemies are always crashing in planes or falling out windows. His greatest ally, it turns out, is gravity."


yeah, that is strange, huh ?

Posted by: Ron Brown at August 23, 2023 04:24 PM (us2H3)

371 One of the other candidates should ask Pence what his favorite grade of gasoline is, and why.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 23, 2023 04:25 PM (guGkK)

372
Prigozhin's death is an op. He's on a beach near Tel Aviv guzzling vodka with Jeffry Epstein.

-Zero Hedge commentator

Posted by: Auspex at August 23, 2023 04:25 PM (j4U/Z)

373 348 Could be a Reagan 76(?) thing...running to get more visibility on the national stage for a future run. Or trying to get a cabinet slot.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 23, 2023 04:21 PM (JCZqz)

Or banking on Trump being in jail and off States ballots
Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2023 04:21 PM

I think that's the DeSantis, and maybe Ramaswamy, play? But if something some blatantly political and lawfarey is done, and you still participate...it's like supporting it. Trump being blocked from the Republican primaries, or competitive state in the General, is actually a real problem for the Republican party, strategically.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 23, 2023 04:25 PM (JCZqz)

374 Can somebody from North Dakota tell me about Burgum, because the guy on the NYC conservative station rather likes him. And I think if he fell while playing pick up basketball and had to go to the emergency room, but still feels up to debating, they should let him sit in a chair.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2023 04:25 PM (NpWq6)

375 Or maybe Reagan ran in '76 because he thought (correctly) that his party's frontrunner was widely disliked and couldn't win the general election.

Posted by: Wally at August 23, 2023 04:25 PM (VEm33)

376 The first one that says "I'm only here to get a shot at being the vice-president for the greatest fucking President of all time, Donald J. Trump!" gets my vote.
Posted by: fd
-

Same here.

I'll consider the same for the first one to plainly state "the election was stolen and here's how, and we have to fix this because it's dangerous for the future of the republic"

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 23, 2023 04:25 PM (IQOtg)

377 368 Trump should just poop in a box and have it couriered over right before the debate

he has already done that

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 04:25 PM (us2H3)

378 You'll have at least 3 Rs tonight tell the country Trump should go to prison.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at August 23, 2023 04:26 PM (2JZ7T)

379 Governor Christie, on an evil scale of 1-10 is Trump a 17 or 18?

Governor Christie, as you intend to plunge the former United States into a nuclear war with Russia, do you intend to abandon both the International Space Station and the FUSA astronauts to the Russians?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 23, 2023 04:26 PM (p8A+W)

380 I haven't seen it. Is it about gas prices, or is he doing a version of Biden's "kitchen table" shtick?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
---
It's about the "Pence plan" for energy independence. Or something. The pump is beeping the whole time because he has no clue how to pump gas.

Only thing that could make it better is a jacked-up truck full of rednecks driving by with a Trump flag in the background.

Lemme see if I can find a link.

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 23, 2023 04:26 PM (aBJcM)

381 Putin's enemies are always crashing in planes or falling out windows. His greatest ally, it turns out, is gravity.

As a wise man once put it, imitation is the Sincerest Form of Flattery

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 23, 2023 04:26 PM (lc5cP)

382 But these Wagner guys seem pretty committed, though idk what they are really committed to, other than making money at war.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 23, 2023 04:22 PM (Cus5s)

The Wagner core is hardcore RUS mil who want to fight with more lenient ROE and don't care about their reputations.

The rest are convicts. Looking for adventure and perhaps release.

It's a workaround in re ROEs and permissible troop losses.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 23, 2023 04:26 PM (oOxCT)

383 alternate theory ... P' is still in Niger, sitting on a princely sum. Plane crash with him confirmed dead was part of his "end the coup" deal with Putin?

But these Wagner guys seem pretty committed, though idk what they are really committed to, other than making money at war.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 23, 2023 04:22 PM (Cus5s)

Could be. When the Russian DoD equivalent cut off all his contracts with them around coup time he was in a bit of a financial pickle. Wagner wasn't the only iron in the fire he had and the income stream was cut.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2023 04:26 PM (eoQWY)

384 361 Not only two months, but two months to the day. That's some Sicilian-level revenge.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 23, 2023 04:23 PM (CwhoI)

and if the story I just posted upthread is true, it's Comedy Gold, Russian Style, if Putin had these missiles fired from his very own house in the country.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2023 04:26 PM (i9ffA)

385 It's about the "Pence plan" for energy independence. Or something. The pump is beeping the whole time because he has no clue how to pump gas.

Only thing that could make it better is a jacked-up truck full of rednecks driving by with a Trump flag in the background.

Lemme see if I can find a link.
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 23, 2023 04:26 PM (aBJcM)
++++
Oy vey.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:26 PM (t0OGg)

386 374 Can somebody from North Dakota tell me about Burgum, because the guy on the NYC conservative station rather likes him. And I think if he fell while playing pick up basketball and had to go to the emergency room, but still feels up to debating, they should let him sit in a chair.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2023 04:25 PM (NpWq6)

He should be fine, as long as he doesn’t piss off Putin… never piss off Putin..

Posted by: tubal at August 23, 2023 04:26 PM (PCK5/)

387 I could see Vivek as HHS secretary in a DeSantis administration. I know I’m dreaming.

Posted by: Montec at August 23, 2023 04:26 PM (fBONW)

388

Fox should assign Snow White dwarf names to the candidates.

Posted by: Auspex at August 23, 2023 04:27 PM (j4U/Z)

389 Will there be a drinking game for 'rons watching the debate?

Posted by: Ice Pick Willie at August 23, 2023 04:27 PM (or2+y)

390 I'll consider the same for the first one to plainly state "the election was stolen and here's how, and we have to fix this because it's dangerous for the future of the republic"
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 23, 2023 04:25 PM (IQOtg)



Opps. Indictment Time!!!!

Posted by: Fulton County Dist. Atty Fani Willis at August 23, 2023 04:27 PM (guGkK)

391 Governor Christie, on an evil scale of 1-10 is Trump a 17 or 18?
______________

He hates when people use his name and the word "scale" in the same sentence.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2023 04:27 PM (lf83v)

392 Trump has learned from the past not to take an idiot for a running mate

that leaves all the debate dolts out in the cold

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 04:23 PM (us2H3)

---------

Heh. I'd like to see an articulate attack dog from the private sector like Kari Lake or Larry Elder who would regularly destroy the MDM-MSM.

The entertainment value alone would be lit AF ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 23, 2023 04:27 PM (9/0K/)

393 Or maybe Reagan ran in '76 because he thought (correctly) that his party's frontrunner was widely disliked and couldn't win the general election.
Posted by: Wally at August 23, 2023 04:25 PM (VEm33)

Lots of people think lots of things.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 23, 2023 04:27 PM (oOxCT)

394 OT question.

Are Kyoho grapes common in the US?
They were not last I looked.
These are the giant Japanese grapes with thick skin and seeds, but they taste like heaven. (and cost $10 a bunch.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 23, 2023 04:28 PM (puXL4)

395 Governor Krispy, how's the lap band working out ??

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 04:28 PM (us2H3)

396 Debates offer brief moments of unscripted buffoonery.

Posted by: 13times at August 23, 2023 04:28 PM (AC0Ja)

397 So Mika & her brothers didn't consider such a possibility? Not Alex & Rachael either? Ohh. 😬

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies at August 23, 2023 04:28 PM (GshMh)

398 It's a workaround in re ROEs and permissible troop losses.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 23, 2023 04:26 PM (oOxCT)

It also used to be outside the Russian Army, so was exempt from Russian law about operating outside the country without consent by the legislature. Russia is trying to regularize this going forward.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2023 04:29 PM (eoQWY)

399 I've never heard of Bugger 'Em or whoever before right now, but I've got a wealth of background info on him: he's running as a (R)enfield. He can EABOD.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2023 04:29 PM (0FoWg)

400 378 You'll have at least 3 Rs tonight tell the country Trump should go to prison.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at August 23, 2023 04:26 PM (2JZ7T)

Do you think President Trump should go to jail if he's found guilty?

Yes.

Do you think he's guilty?

That's for the courts to decide.

Mr. Christie, when was the last time you saw your penis?

Oh, about 25 or so years ag...hey, wait a minute!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 23, 2023 04:29 PM (KbCG3)

401 For Joe Mannix:

https://tinyurl.com/28em3k86

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 23, 2023 04:29 PM (aBJcM)

402 Excavator saves dog in trapped in a pit.

https://tinyurl.com/mvvndn7u


Posted by: Lost In Space at August 23, 2023 04:29 PM (+ap8X)

403 The debate is important. Trump isn't running just like Joe isn't. Wake up folks - if we have an election the cast of characters isn't what you think it will be.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 23, 2023 04:29 PM (oWBc3)

404 Rebrand it as a gay bathhouse and it can remain open all the time. Happened last time all over.

1980s: You know we clearly see AIDS is being spread in these bathhouses, which are technically illegal anyway so...let's shut'em down for a few weeks to see if it helps?

The left: BIGOT. How dare you talk about taking away people's fundamental freedoms?!?

2020s: Yeah we are going to lock everyone in their house because of the flu. LULZ

The left: Could we force them to mask at home too? PLEASE!!!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2023 04:29 PM (lc5cP)

405 368 Trump should just poop in a box and have it couriered over right before the debate

If you do this and you're a girl, they call you crazy.
Posted by: Amber Heard at August 23, 2023 04:24 PM

Mahk over at Zebra Corner has you covered!
https://tinyurl.com/ycksbfuu

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 23, 2023 04:30 PM (JCZqz)

406 It also used to be outside the Russian Army, so was exempt from Russian law about operating outside the country without consent by the legislature. Russia is trying to regularize this going forward.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2023 04:29 PM (eoQWY)

Maybe. I think it was always de facto under RUS MoD command. But maybe.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 23, 2023 04:30 PM (oOxCT)

407 Should I wait for Kevin McCarthy to take the dick out of mouth and make an official statement?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 23, 2023 04:30 PM (/MvYl)

408 I can’t believe I’m defending Pence but pretty sure he knows a gas pump works given his father owned gas stations while he was a kid. And I mean Shit 10 years ago he was a backbencher in congress. It’s not like he’s been chauffeured around his entire life or something.

Posted by: Montec at August 23, 2023 04:30 PM (fBONW)

409 Trump has learned from the past not to take an idiot for a running mate

Pence is a traitor and a weasel. Not stupid.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2023 04:30 PM (lc5cP)

410 Biden was probably, "what? Presidents can do THAT?"

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 23, 2023 04:30 PM (CwhoI)

411 Heh. I'd like to see an articulate attack dog from the private sector like Kari Lake or Larry Elder who would regularly destroy the MDM-MSM.

The entertainment value alone would be lit AF ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Deplorable AND Listless Vessel at August 23, 2023 04:27 PM (9/0K/)

my guess is Youngkin

smart
keeps his mouth shut
doesn't hate Trump
Blue state winner

the Murdochs have been courting him hard but I think Trump has beat them to the punch

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 04:30 PM (us2H3)

412 LMAO...yeah, I'm sure this guy would list his real name on a flight manifest.

Posted by: Orson at August 23, 2023 04:31 PM (dIske)

413 he's running as a (R)enfield.

I don't know what that means. He looks like the character or what?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2023 04:31 PM (NpWq6)

414 Mr. Christie, when was the last time you saw your penis?

Oh, about 25 or so years ag...hey, wait a minute!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 23, 2023 04:29 PM (KbCG3)

I laughed.

Posted by: Ice Pick Willie at August 23, 2023 04:31 PM (or2+y)

415 I could see Vivek as HHS secretary in a DeSantis administration. I know I’m dreaming.
Posted by: Montec at August 23, 2023 04:26 PM (fBONW)

I wouldn't because I'd disband HHS entirely. Given its a government agency its actions harm heath and humanity and are no service to anyone.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2023 04:31 PM (eoQWY)

416 I can’t believe I’m defending Pence but pretty sure he knows a gas pump works given his father owned gas stations while he was a kid. And I mean Shit 10 years ago he was a backbencher in congress. It’s not like he’s been chauffeured around his entire life or something.

And yet he can't make a commercial in which he convinces you he knows how to operate a gas pump.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 23, 2023 04:31 PM (ppBhU)

417 Pence is a traitor and a weasel. Not stupid.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2023 04:30 PM (lc5c

all evidence to the contrary

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 04:32 PM (us2H3)

418 A new story coming from Russian bloggers and being reported today - the crash site was within missile range of the S-300 batteries stationed at Putin's personal residence at Valdai, and that is where they are saying 2 missiles were fired from.

Sounds like he wanted to add a Personal Touch. "Candygram for Mongo!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 23, 2023 04:22 PM (i9ffA)


could be just plain "didn't respond to commo during a kamikaze alert" which happens.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2023 04:32 PM (xhaym)

419 LMAO...yeah, I'm sure this guy would list his real name on a flight manifest.
Posted by: Orson at August 23, 2023 04:31 PM (dIske)

I know. Utkin too. That dude murks people who take his picture.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 23, 2023 04:32 PM (oOxCT)

420 For Joe Mannix:

https://tinyurl.com/28em3k86
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 23, 2023 04:29 PM (aBJcM)
++++
Cringe level: plaid

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:32 PM (t0OGg)

421 Heh. I'd like to see an articulate attack dog from the private sector like Kari Lake or Larry Elder who would regularly destroy the MDM-MSM.

How about Tomas Sowell? Eviscerate the left from the intellectual side, while Trump hammers the more visceral side.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 23, 2023 04:32 PM (JCZqz)

422 I wouldn't because I'd disband HHS entirely.

Sounds insurrectiony.

Probably best to arm all HHS personnel.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 23, 2023 04:32 PM (ppBhU)

423 416 I can’t believe I’m defending Pence but pretty sure he knows a gas pump works given his father owned gas stations while he was a kid. And I mean Shit 10 years ago he was a backbencher in congress. It’s not like he’s been chauffeured around his entire life or something.

my dad was a polyglot

and I can bearly speaka da English

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 04:33 PM (us2H3)

424 >>His greatest ally, it turns out, is gravity.

He fought the law, and the law won.

Posted by: Roy at August 23, 2023 04:33 PM (rqgpJ)

425 Blue state winner

Not your point but VA is not a blue state - that's the Steal. Purple? I guess when you factor in the normal level of fraud.

Trump likely won it in 2020 as its one of the states he was ahead in before The Steal.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2023 04:33 PM (lc5cP)

426 I can’t believe I’m defending Pence but pretty sure he knows a gas pump works given his father owned gas stations while he was a kid.

Back when you flipped the lever to get it started. These new-fangled buttons are tricky!

Posted by: Halfhand at August 23, 2023 04:33 PM (N0Aec)

427 can’t believe I’m defending Pence but pretty sure he knows a gas pump works given his father owned gas stations while he was a kid. And I mean Shit 10 years ago he was a backbencher in congress. It’s not like he’s been chauffeured around his entire life or something.


Exactly. His director or producer or whatever they’re called is the one at fault. There were probably several takes and he can only fill the tank once. But he’s still dead to me

Posted by: LASue at August 23, 2023 04:33 PM (tgMV3)

428 Must have sucked for that pilot seeing Prigozhin getting on his plane.

Posted by: JROD at August 23, 2023 04:33 PM (IlL6s)

429 Maybe. I think it was always de facto under RUS MoD command. But maybe.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 23, 2023 04:30 PM (oOxCT)

Military command, sure, and the officers are most all Russian army officers. But the legal difference caused friction on top of normal army friction that Prigo started to get uncorked about rather than work privately in or out of channels.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2023 04:34 PM (eoQWY)

430 I wouldn't because I'd disband HHS entirely. Given its a government agency its actions harm heath and humanity and are no service to anyone.
Posted by: Oldcat

Someone's got to ride herd while the firings are going through the courts. You didn't think that you can fire an agency without getting sued, right?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 23, 2023 04:34 PM (IG4Id)

431 414 Mr. Christie, when was the last time you saw your penis?

Oh, about 25 or so years ag...hey, wait a minute!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 23, 2023 04:29 PM (KbCG3)


or even better "Marypat, when's the last time you had paydirt Krispy ??"

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 04:34 PM (us2H3)

432 420 For Joe Mannix:

https://tinyurl.com/28em3k86
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 23, 2023 04:29 PM (aBJcM)
++++
Cringe level: plaid
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:32 PM

Mark Dice recently talked about a meme (of sorts) with fire alarm low battery beeps going off in the background of videos, because it's a common issue with demented people. Pence and the gas pump beeps remind me of this.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 23, 2023 04:34 PM (JCZqz)

433 Pence has the charisma of a mayonnaise sammich.

Posted by: 13times at August 23, 2023 04:34 PM (1KkPJ)

434
Governor Christie, when you weigh yourself on a scale, can you actually see your weight on the dial or do you use a talking scale?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2023 04:34 PM (xG4kz)

435 I suppose Pence would be an easy knockout too if one of the candidates went after him for

not having the courage to hold off certifying the election until some quick checking could be done in the six cities where there was controversy.

Plus, some bonus "if this man is willing to stab his boss in the back, Will he if President really live up to his responsibilities to America? - or something along those lines.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 23, 2023 04:34 PM (QzZeQ)

436 I'm calling it now: Pence's next ad will be at a shooting range, or in a hunting blind.

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 23, 2023 04:35 PM (aBJcM)

437 Bill Wallace, PhD @kissmyarseuwimp 26m
Among the dead is another deputy Prigozhin for PMC Wagner Valery Chekalov, who, among other things, was responsible for the work of the security service
Aug 23, 2023 · 8:12 PM UTC

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 23, 2023 04:35 PM (krqg6)

438 Snow White dwarf names:

Christie — Fatty;
Pence — Swampy;
DeSantis — Beefy;
Vivek — Curry,

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 23, 2023 04:35 PM (xTRSc)

439 How about Tomas Sowell? Eviscerate the left from the intellectual side, while Trump hammers the more visceral side.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 23, 2023 04:32 PM (JCZqz)

Thomas Sowell is 93 years old. So, still more coherent than any Democrat, but probably best to let him enjoy his last decade or so.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 23, 2023 04:35 PM (OX9vb)

440 One of two things happened here.

1. Prigozhin faked his death to facilitate his escape from Russia.

2. Putin faked Prigozhin's death after giving him a month to get his affairs in order and leave Russia after turning all assets over to Putin.

2 seems most likely.

Posted by: Contender at August 23, 2023 04:35 PM (Gc0HR)

441 Probably best to arm all HHS personnel.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 23, 2023 04:32 PM (ppBhU)


The ones with weapons certs can be reassigned to the Mexican border with their guns, ammo and body armor.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2023 04:35 PM (xhaym)

442 Not your point but VA is not a blue state - that's the Steal. Purple? I guess when you factor in the normal level of fraud.

Trump likely won it in 2020 as its one of the states he was ahead in before The Steal.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2023 04:33 PM (lc5cP)

I'm taking my belt off !!

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 04:35 PM (us2H3)

443 Can't wait to watch the debate.

*scrolls through TV choices*

Oooh! Manos; the Hands of Fate

*puts down remote*

Posted by: Nice Matronly Woman from Back to the Future at August 23, 2023 04:36 PM (xPJvm)

444 Military command, sure, and the officers are most all Russian army officers. But the legal difference caused friction on top of normal army friction that Prigo started to get uncorked about rather than work privately in or out of channels.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2023 04:34 PM (eoQWY)

Yeah. I dig. And maybe their mission post Bakhmut has changed.

It's said there are far superior Merc companies in UKR. Rogozhin's Tsar Wolves for example.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 23, 2023 04:36 PM (oOxCT)

445 Pence didn't realize he was holding the shotgun upside down with the chamber open!
- moo moo

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 23, 2023 04:36 PM (IQOtg)

446 Pence can't win. Hell, he can't even place. So he may as well go full troll. He should shoot a law-and-order campaign spot at Bergdorf's, promise to crack down on violent crime.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 23, 2023 04:36 PM (ppBhU)

447 *sheds weird sock from last night*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, I think I have a skeleton inside me at August 23, 2023 04:36 PM (xPJvm)

448 I looked up the wiki entry on Dmitry Utkin and it has the usual level of stupidity.

He apparently is a Neo-NAZI, Slavic Supremacist. Who loved Hitler, the traditional Slavic religion and modern Russia. Because that makes sense.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2023 04:36 PM (lc5cP)

449 Plus, some bonus "if this man is willing to stab his boss in the back, Will he if President really live up to his responsibilities to America? - or something along those lines.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 23, 2023 04:34 PM (QzZeQ)


Just run a clip of Pence getting whatever it was from Pelosi with the narration of when, where, and WTF is going on here?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 23, 2023 04:37 PM (xhaym)

450 Christie will be the only male candidate on stage tonight who can say that he knows the heartbreak of cameltoe.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2023 04:37 PM (lf83v)

451 Governor Christie, do you like long walks on the beach and gladiator movies?

Posted by: Barky McDogeaterface at August 23, 2023 04:37 PM (vFG9F)

452 403 The debate is important. Trump isn't running just like Joe isn't. Wake up folks - if we have an election the cast of characters isn't what you think it will be.
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 23, 2023 04:29 PM

Trump plans on running, but others have other ideas for him. Joe, I guess, is in a similar boat, although I don't think he remembers plans for more than a few minutes at a time, and it's the Grim Reaper planning otherwise.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 23, 2023 04:37 PM (JCZqz)

453 Ann Coulter: We Need Immigration, Not Trump, at the Debate


The string bean speaks.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 23, 2023 04:38 PM (/MvYl)

454 "Governor Krispy, is it true that you have a Fairbanks scale in your bathroom ? "

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 04:38 PM (us2H3)

455 When Putin wants you dead:
Stay on the first floor
Don't drink coffee or tea
Stay off planes

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 23, 2023 04:38 PM (QgUWg)

456 I don't know what that means. He looks like the character or what?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2023 04:31 PM (NpWq6)

No. It's a reference to the fact that the (R)enfield Party is the servile goon that serves at the whim of the (D)racula Party.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2023 04:38 PM (0FoWg)

457 He apparently is a Neo-NAZI, Slavic Supremacist. Who loved Hitler, the traditional Slavic religion and modern Russia. Because that makes sense.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2023 04:36 PM (lc5cP)

The alleged pic of him is a hilarious meme now. Tweaker Nazi Low Rider type.

Utkin is legit and scary.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 23, 2023 04:38 PM (oOxCT)

458 "One of two things happened here.

1. Prigozhin faked his death to facilitate his escape from Russia.

2. Putin faked Prigozhin's death after giving him a month to get his affairs in order and leave Russia after turning all assets over to Putin.

3. Putin blew his plane out of the sky as a warning to the others. (as Putin's nature is)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 23, 2023 04:39 PM (Cus5s)

459 Well, I guess that's one way to let anybody know that if they cross you, you'll never ever be safe again, no matter who says what.

Posted by: Andy_in_Colorado at August 23, 2023 04:39 PM (NRgLv)

460 What the hell was that guy doing in an airplane? If I were him, I wouldn’t even go to the second floor of a building.

Posted by: Ron at August 23, 2023 04:39 PM (AtKtr)

461 436 I'm calling it now: Pence's next ad will be at a shooting range, or in a hunting blind.
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 23, 2023 04:35 PM

And then relaxing at the bar with a nice Bud Light!

Posted by: Mike Pence campaign manager at August 23, 2023 04:39 PM (JCZqz)

462 Ann Coulter: We Need Immigration, Not Trump, at the Debate
________

Mrs. Crypt Keeper.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2023 04:39 PM (lf83v)

463
Word from Georgia is that Jimmah Cahtah is exiting hospice and driving up to South Carolina to register for the 2024 Presidential primary there.

Posted by: Auspex at August 23, 2023 04:40 PM (j4U/Z)

464 No. It's a reference to the fact that the (R)enfield Party is the servile goon that serves at the whim of the (D)racula Party.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2023 04:38 PM (0FoWg)
++++
It's one of the more contemptuous descriptions of the situation that I've ever read.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 23, 2023 04:40 PM (t0OGg)

465 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2023 04:38 PM (0FoWg)

Thanks; I have not seen Dracula in many years, and if I did it was an older version, so I didn't know the name of that character.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2023 04:40 PM (NpWq6)

466 Utkin is legit and scary.

My point is Hitler and the NAZIs held Slavs to be genetically inferior and worthy of extermination.

I've got no problem believing he's a violent and effective merc leader. I have little problem believing he's a Slavic supremacist. But that and a NAZI? Please...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2023 04:40 PM (lc5cP)

467 Aren't we getting info about Putin from the people that "informed" us about Trump? Color me skeptical.

Posted by: DOYLE at August 23, 2023 04:40 PM (Z8Yh2)

468 I don't care about this debate or even who wins the nomination (I think we're fucked no matter what, one guy can't save us unless it's Jesus) but I'm petty enough to enjoy mocking Pence. Even if he may not deserve it in a particular instance.

*beep*

Posted by: screaming in digital at August 23, 2023 04:40 PM (aBJcM)

469 453 Ann Coulter: We Need Immigration, Not Trump, at the Debate

The string bean speaks.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 23, 2023 04:38 PM

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Ann Coulter's semi-rigid clitoris at August 23, 2023 04:41 PM (JCZqz)

470
And then relaxing at the bar with a nice Bud Light!
Posted by: Mike Pence campaign manager at August 23, 2023 04:39 PM (JCZqz)

Impossible. Mrs Pence doesn't drink.

Posted by: Auspex at August 23, 2023 04:41 PM (j4U/Z)

471 Biden thinks he is a quasi Mikey Corleone

Putin is Mikey on steroids

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 04:41 PM (us2H3)

472 Trump is totally able to take on the deep state. Just don’t ask him to go to a presidential debate, too scary.

I hope Tucker has the balls to at least ask him a few tough questions. Usually Trump just runs out of the room when he gets scared by a question, so he’ll have to put on the kid gloves.

Posted by: Equate at August 23, 2023 04:41 PM (8wB0Y)

473 LMAO...yeah, I'm sure this guy would list his real name on a flight manifest.
------------
That's what I said!!!

Posted by: chief justice john roberts at August 23, 2023 04:41 PM (krqg6)

474 No. It's a reference to the fact that the (R)enfield Party is the servile goon that serves at the whim of the (D)racula Party.

Should we ask the GOPers if they'll eat bugs to, uh, save the earth? Because I think if the answer is yes your analogy is *perfect*

Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2023 04:41 PM (lc5cP)

475 When one of the world's most powerful psychopaths wants you dead, you probably shouldn't take scheduled flights with your closest friends and business associates. But maybe that's just me.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 23, 2023 04:41 PM (CwhoI)

476 ann coulter has quite the adams apple

and maybe a cock

Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 04:41 PM (us2H3)

477 But then he didn't really go on the run after it fell apart, which I can't understand.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at August 23, 2023 04:21 PM (S7JkI)

He was in a HQ he took over in Rostov that was vacant, and had Wagner men in the street as a garrison - but these dudes didn't want a coup and were chatting up the citizens to that effect all day in peace. Army called up a bunch of Chechens to keep him there and separate from his little Moscow force and before anything nasty could happen the President of Belarus gave him a way to back down and get out alive.

He had to pay blood money to the troops that were killed on the way to Moscow too.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2023 04:42 PM (eoQWY)

478 "Sure. Sure the molesting vegetable was briefed."

the vegie is debriefed (aka Joey sponge brain shits pants) and briefed a couple times a day, at least.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 23, 2023 04:42 PM (Cus5s)

479 and maybe a cock

Go on...

Posted by: David French finding Coulter videos and trying to see up her skirt at August 23, 2023 04:42 PM (lc5cP)

480 I've got no problem believing he's a violent and effective merc leader. I have little problem believing he's a Slavic supremacist. But that and a NAZI? Please...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2023 04:40 PM (lc5cP)

Yeah. it is so fake it is a meme. Bellincat (i think) was saying the shirtless Nazi Tat tweaker was actually Utkin. For PSY-OPs or because tricked.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 23, 2023 04:42 PM (oOxCT)

481 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 23, 2023 04:34 PM (xG4kz)

Christie's scale tells him "One person at a time please."

Posted by: ryukyu at August 23, 2023 04:43 PM (hR0kJ)

482 I'm petty enough to enjoy mocking Pence. Even if he may not deserve it in a particular instance.

*beep*
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 23, 2023 04:40 PM (aBJcM)

Oh, he deserves it, though.

*beep*

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 23, 2023 04:43 PM (OX9vb)

483 I saw this whole Prigozhin thing in an episode of the original Mission Impossible series.

Jim Phelps has kidnapped Prigozhin and Willy bench pressed a Russian tank to distract the enemy and Barney and Rollin put a rubber mask on Prigozin to make him look like an East German cabaret singer. They smuggle him out in a 1972 Citroen Deux Chevaux.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 23, 2023 04:43 PM (lf83v)

484 Haven't read all the comments, but has a theory of him not being on a plane and currently getting a new face and identity been voiced?

Posted by: runner at August 23, 2023 04:43 PM (1zBxZ)

485 Posted by: Equate at August 23, 2023 04:41 PM (8wB0Y)

Thanks for making your regular afternoon appearance dumping on Trump. Do you get paid for this, or you just do it for the hatred of Trump and/or love of whichever candidate whom you support?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2023 04:43 PM (NpWq6)

486
And yet he can't make a commercial in which he convinces you he knows how to operate a gas pump.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 23, 2023 04:31 PM (ppBhU)

His commercial making sucks but it doesn’t mean he can’t pump gas.

Posted by: Montec at August 23, 2023 04:44 PM (fBONW)

487 Trump is totally able to take on the deep state. Just don’t ask him to go to a presidential debate, too scary.

I hope Tucker has the balls to at least ask him a few tough questions. Usually Trump just runs out of the room when he gets scared by a question, so he’ll have to put on the kid gloves.
Posted by: Equate at August 23, 2023 04:41 PM (8wB0Y)

Pls seethe and cope more

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 23, 2023 04:44 PM (oOxCT)

488 Christie's scale cries Uncle.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 23, 2023 04:44 PM (QgUWg)

489 My point is Hitler and the NAZIs held Slavs to be genetically inferior and worthy of extermination.

I've got no problem believing he's a violent and effective merc leader. I have little problem believing he's a Slavic supremacist. But that and a NAZI? Please...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2023 04:40 PM (lc5cP)

yeah the Nazis are all on our side in this one. Russia certainly has some baddies, but not Nazis. Probably only a few token Commies.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2023 04:44 PM (eoQWY)

490 Nood

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 23, 2023 04:44 PM (u73oe)

491 Should we ask the GOPers if they'll eat bugs to, uh, save the earth? Because I think if the answer is yes your analogy is *perfect*
Posted by: 18-1 at August 23, 2023 04:41 PM (lc5cP)

Get a Democrat to tell a Republican that his small percentage of the take depends on him eating bugs.

He'll choke down a baker's dozen of Madagascar cockroaches like it was an episode of Fear Factor, and do it with a big ol' disingenuous grin.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2023 04:44 PM (0FoWg)

492 472 Trump is totally able to take on the deep state. Just don’t ask him to go to a presidential debate, too scary.

I hope Tucker has the balls to at least ask him a few tough questions. Usually Trump just runs out of the room when he gets scared by a question, so he’ll have to put on the kid gloves.
Posted by: Equate at August 23, 2023 04:41 PM

What does Trump gain going into an obvious trap at Fox? He gains nothing, and his opponents have a chance to gain a lot. Talking with Tucker is brilliant...I don't know how fair Tucker will be, but I'm certainly more interested in that discussion than the Fox debate circus. Tucker may cuck out, Trump may try to bully Tucker and fail...who knows? The Fox debate will have a bunch of soundbites we've heard a million times before, signifying nothing.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 23, 2023 04:45 PM (JCZqz)

493 I'm petty enough to enjoy mocking Pence. Even if he may not deserve it in a particular instance.

*beep*
Posted by: screaming in digital at August 23, 2023 04:40 PM (aBJcM)

Oh, he deserves it, though.

*beep*
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

I'm Mike Pence and I'm running for president because my wife is sick of me moping around the house.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 23, 2023 04:45 PM (+ap8X)

494 >>>Christie's scale tells him "One person at a time please."

That, or "ERR47: For weighing livestock, please see our veterinarian-approved scales."

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 23, 2023 04:46 PM (CwhoI)

495 ann coulter has quite the adams apple

and maybe a cock
Posted by: REDACTED at August 23, 2023 04:41 PM (us2H3)

I had no idea she was still alive, and given her schtick says a lot about her career path.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2023 04:46 PM (eoQWY)

496 Russians don't fake deaths

Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2023 04:47 PM (MOY79)

497 I've got no problem believing he's a violent and effective merc leader. I have little problem believing he's a Slavic supremacist. But that and a NAZI? Please...

Eh. Some Ukes were apparently pretty happy to see the Germans show up (even though the Germans did not reciprocate). Not surprising, given how they fared under Stalin in the years preceding. Utkin was apparently raised in the Ukraine. Always possible that some of its predilections rubbed off on him.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 23, 2023 04:47 PM (ppBhU)

498 Pence (and producer) didn't seem to know what the dinging meant. (it means ? insert card, or select a grade?) It is not the same style pump as when Pence was a kid and pumped his own gas.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 23, 2023 04:47 PM (Cus5s)

499 {482} ... Oh, he deserves it, though.

*beep*

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 23, 2023 04:43 PM (OX9vb)


Maybe he borrowed a Kamala film crew from the White House. They're so used to "not positioning someone for success"...

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 23, 2023 04:47 PM (qPw5n)

500 Yes, I too have ironic Nazi SS Waffenfarbe tattoos.

[I thought I'd add the 'Nazi' there to differentiate from the U.S. SS although it might still be confusing.]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 23, 2023 04:48 PM (krqg6)

501 Position Me for Success

That'll be Fun

Posted by: Kamala, hiring Nikki Haley's campaign consultants at August 23, 2023 04:49 PM (aBJcM)

502 I know about air diasaters, I was once on a plane that crashed, horrible fire, I almost died...

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 23, 2023 04:49 PM (cHOHf)

503 {494} >>>Christie's scale tells him "One person at a time please."

That, or "ERR47: For weighing livestock, please see our veterinarian-approved scales."

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 23, 2023 04:46 PM (CwhoI)


Digital readout flashing 601.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 23, 2023 04:49 PM (qPw5n)

504 Posted by: Equate at August 23, 2023 04:41 PM (8wB0Y)

=========

I really hope that one person at the debate talks about how Detroit says there are 1000 ballots in a box with ten and has a plan to counter that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 23, 2023 04:50 PM (LvTSG)

505 Yeah. I dig. And maybe their mission post Bakhmut has changed.

It's said there are far superior Merc companies in UKR. Rogozhin's Tsar Wolves for example.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 23, 2023 04:36 PM (oOxCT)

At the time I figured they would recover and go in as experienced infantry on the offensive. An obvious thing for Russia to do with the reserves trained this year is to add mileage to the front, since all the border from Kharkov to Kiev and past is essentially unoccupied by both sides. Tossing 60-100k of men in would put Ukraine in a bit of a pickle since they have to redeploy units from the rest of the front to block them.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2023 04:52 PM (eoQWY)

506 We droned Prigozhin. Keep your eye on Africa, the Niger coup is not over

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 23, 2023 04:53 PM (Eeb9P)

507 I've got no problem believing he's a violent and effective merc leader. I have little problem believing he's a Slavic supremacist. But that and a NAZI? Please...

Eh. Some Ukes were apparently pretty happy to see the Germans show up (even though the Germans did not reciprocate). Not surprising, given how they fared under Stalin in the years preceding. Utkin was apparently raised in the Ukraine. Always possible that some of its predilections rubbed off on him.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 23, 2023 04:47 PM (ppBhU)

Those guys are on our side. About 30 percent of Ukraine's military was independent Nazi types, because the regular military was seen as too pro Russian after the coup.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2023 04:54 PM (eoQWY)

508 Coulter: ....

The string bean speaks.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 23, 2023 04:38 PM

Look at that google.


Posted by: Braenyard at August 23, 2023 04:54 PM (lCWOD)

509 We droned Prigozhin. Keep your eye on Africa, the Niger coup is not over
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 23, 2023 04:53 PM (Eeb9P)

So debacles in Asia and Europe and Cuba aren't enough we need to add Africa to our list?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 23, 2023 04:55 PM (eoQWY)

510 Pittsburg man holed up in his house confirmed dead by police.

Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 23, 2023 04:56 PM (wu87C)

511 goozle

cucumber changes my words faster than Chat.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 23, 2023 04:57 PM (lCWOD)

512 That sad thing about the Mary Clogginstein sock is that there are lots of people out there like that !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 23, 2023 05:42 PM (y9QBQ)

513 Pittsburg man holed up in his house confirmed dead by police.
Posted by: db
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I believe that he knocked a drone (or drones). Haven't heard of this happening before, but, whatever the case with the guy was, he gets points for tactics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 23, 2023 05:51 PM (yMEwp)

514 I predict after this debate,
Pence will be down to 4 Beeps in the Poll.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 23, 2023 05:55 PM (TGPs7)

515 I would love for a candidate or two to hold up a mask, light it on fire, toss it on the floor, and stomp on it...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 23, 2023 05:56 PM (TGPs7)

516 If you want to get ahead in this world you need to make gravity your friend.

Posted by: Mike at August 23, 2023 06:10 PM (gBgMu)

517 I would like to see Soros(Father & Son, Gates, Swabe and Bloomberg in a Plane Crash and leave them marooned in the Gobi Desert

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 23, 2023 06:11 PM (wGqjj)

518 Brazilian made Embraer Legacy 600 jet with American made Rolls-Royce 3007A turbofan engines. The Ukraine war sanctions against Russia embargo all maintenance spare parts and tools for both the aircraft and the engines. Russians have been scrounging parts and deferring maintenance on most civil aircraft. The international aircraft parts black market is a bit dodgy.

Might just have been a turbine stage blade failure after a full power take off.

Posted by: 10x25mm at August 23, 2023 06:12 PM (nkoaz)

519 Im sure he was bringing Hillarys emails to Trump

Posted by: Gregg at August 24, 2023 07:20 PM (tN99p)

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