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Oh No! Radar Reports the Meghan and Harry Fairytale Romance is On the Rocks
Meghan Markle has been recently seen without her engagement ring as rumors fly about their deteriorating relationship.
She is still wearing her wedding ring, though. So this whole story might be a pile of nonsense. But Radar claims "insiders" tell them the Power Bottom Couple is shattered at being so fully rejected by the public whose adoration they crave."Insiders" say the couple's high-profile flops -- on Neflix, on Spotify -- are causing strain, as is the tremendous cost of having to support a California mansion and attendant staff.
The glittering ring, which is said to be worth $180k, notably features diamonds from husband Prince Harry's late mother Princess Diana's jewelry collection. The decision not to wear her engagement ring, a previous staple of her wardrobe and ensemble, will doubtless provide more fodder for rumors about strain in her marriage to Harry. As RadarOnline.com previously reported, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex have faced recent strain on their marriage -- a claim they've denied-- after being worn down by public backlash, failed business deals, and public spats with their loved ones, according to palace insiders.
While the pair fended off the July 8 RadarOnline.com report of a "trial separation" -- a source close to the couple denounced it as "not true" -- they did indeed spend time apart, with Harry recently traveling to Tokyo, where he vacationed with his polo-playing pal Ignacio "Nacho" Figueras and attended the ISPS Sports Values Summit. Tellingly, RadarOnline.com has also confirmed the Duchess of Sussex has not worn the ring since at least May -- including when she was photographed on a hike in California, just hours after missing her father-in-law King Charles III's Coronation, and at her scandalous appearance at the Ms. Foundation's Women of Vision Awards.They're allegedly "devouring" friends "left and right," which sounds like a sign of Borderline Personality Disorder.
The journey has been crazy indeed. As this website also reported, Harry, 38, and Meghan, 42, are losing pals in Tinseltown "left and right" while blaming others for their troubles. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are said to be "devouring friends like crazy" as of late, a high-level palace courtier dished. "Their rocky road to celebrity stardom is littered with fractured friendships, broken hearts, and bitter feelings."
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 17, 2023 05:02 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 17, 2023 05:02 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2023 05:02 PM (GppRq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2023 05:03 PM (ZtUfI)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 17, 2023 05:03 PM (dsbE2)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 17, 2023 05:03 PM (u73oe)
So looks like the plan is
1) Throw a bunch of charges at Trump
2) Claim this makes him an insurrectionist even if he is found innocent
3) Have every leftist/GOPe election official strike him from ballots/vote counting if Trump is the R nominee
4) Biden wins even without having to production another fake 20M votes because Trump will only get votes from red states will all red state election officials.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 17, 2023 05:03 PM (lc5cP)
Anyway,
Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2023 05:02 PM (GppRq)
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So good, it could make the content.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, searching for more with John Huston at August 17, 2023 05:03 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Drc at August 17, 2023 05:04 PM (vbaSG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 17, 2023 05:04 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2023 05:04 PM (GppRq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 17, 2023 05:04 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2023 05:04 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2023 05:04 PM (ZtUfI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2023 05:05 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 17, 2023 05:05 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Liz Cheney and Adam the crier Kinzinger at August 17, 2023 05:05 PM (bs+z0)
Narrator: They weren't really friends.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 17, 2023 05:05 PM (ScR16)
Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2023 05:05 PM (GppRq)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2023 05:06 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 17, 2023 05:05 PM (J2vNu)
He likes older moron gold-diggers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2023 05:06 PM (ZtUfI)
I reckon a month or two in the Royal Oubliette should be adequate atonement.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2023 05:06 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2023 05:06 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2023 05:06 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2023 05:06 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 17, 2023 05:05 PM (xcxpd)
*slowly raises eyebrow*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2023 05:06 PM (ZtUfI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2023 05:06 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 17, 2023 05:07 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Evergreen at August 17, 2023 05:07 PM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Timur Lenk at August 17, 2023 05:07 PM (HwV3G)
Posted by: Kindltot - email me for information on the PNW MOMEE at August 17, 2023 05:07 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2023 05:07 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: Just Lily at August 17, 2023 05:07 PM (RLLZj)
They both can esad and I still wouldn't care.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2023 05:07 PM (ucPEp)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2023 05:08 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 17, 2023 05:08 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 17, 2023
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Speak to me of it at length, varlet!
Posted by: Henry VIII at August 17, 2023 05:08 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2023 05:07 PM (JTwsP)
Made me think of Great Expectations. I remember in the movie Estella and Pip go off together, happily ever after. Didn't in the book, Estella grow up to be a mean, petty shrew like Ms Haversham?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2023 05:09 PM (ZtUfI)
Posted by: Liz Cheney and Adam the crier Kinzinger at August 17, 2023 05:05 PM (bs+z0)
The Queen is dead, the the King is chopping Royals off the gravy train right and left ..
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2023 05:09 PM (eoQWY)
Welcome to consequences Harry. Just wait till Megan makes her next tour trashing. You as a week man with no dick.
Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2023 05:09 PM (GppRq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2023 05:06 PM (Keyt1
Probably.
I'll admit, I've not bothered watching or reading a single thing about them since Di was murdered.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2023 05:09 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2023 05:09 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2023 05:09 PM (+T4jH)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2023 05:09 PM (cfzp3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2023 05:09 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2023 05:06 PM (Keyt1)
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She hocked the diamond for money for lawyers.
He's going to pay. They're ALL going to pay!
Posted by: Just Lily at August 17, 2023 05:09 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 17, 2023 05:09 PM (NgqoH)
Posted by: Jonah at August 17, 2023 05:10 PM (33nmr)
1) Throw a bunch of charges at Trump
2) Claim this makes him an insurrectionist even if he is found innocent
3) Have every leftist/GOPe election official strike him from ballots/vote counting if Trump is the R nominee
4) Biden wins even without having to production another fake 20M votes because Trump will only get votes from red states will all red state election officials.
Posted by: 18-1
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5) war.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 17, 2023 05:10 PM (b9O/F)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2023 05:09 PM (guGkK)
"The Losers", by Stephen King
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 17, 2023 05:10 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: mikethemoose at August 17, 2023 05:10 PM (F5CC1)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2023 0
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Maybe MM knows how to do . . . stuff. And pretends to be eager about it.
Posted by: Henry VIII at August 17, 2023 05:10 PM (J2vNu)
No actress/boat hostess gives out her actual milage.
Posted by: Regular joe at August 17, 2023 05:10 PM (nnp+f)
........
Oh noes. Must be Joeconomics.
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2023 05:10 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2023 05:09 PM (bs+z0)
Donna, if you've never noticed, men can act strangely and against their own self interest when a vagina is involved.
Women too, but not my point.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2023 05:10 PM (ZtUfI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2023 05:09 PM (guGkK
Fired Side Club.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2023 05:10 PM (XtkZj)
Wait, can the gender people take your cornhole off?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2023 05:10 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2023 05:11 PM (+T4jH)
Posted by: brak at August 17, 2023 05:11 PM (3BMQI)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 17, 2023 05:09 PM (NgqoH)
I did not use retards simply because referring to these two as retards would be insulting to actually mentally retarded people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2023 05:11 PM (ZtUfI)
Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2023 05:05 PM (GppRq)
You mind-melded with Ace!
Posted by: m at August 17, 2023 05:11 PM (30MvH)
He will have to beg Charles and William for Sanctuary
Posted by: Jonah at August 17, 2023 05:11 PM (33nmr)
Slightly off-topic but who writes this shit?
Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2023 05:11 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 17, 2023
***
Still trying not to refer to you lot as "bloody colonials."
Posted by: Rupert Giles at August 17, 2023 05:11 PM (J2vNu)
She probably hocked it to make rent.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 17, 2023 05:12 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 17, 2023 05:12 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2023 05:12 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2023 05:12 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: fd at August 17, 2023 05:12 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: It's me donna
My bet is that she "validated" his feelings of being victimized by the family.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 17, 2023 05:12 PM (b9O/F)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 17, 2023 05:12 PM (mNmNo)
Also slightly off-topic but I thought they were going to be Canadian.
Nah, huh?
Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2023 05:12 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 17, 2023 05:12 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 17, 2023 05:09 PM (NgqoH)
I did not use retards simply because referring to these two as retards would be insulting to actually mentally retarded people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2023 05:11 PM (ZtUfI)
Fair...apologies to any non English in-bred retards.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 17, 2023 05:12 PM (NgqoH)
Slightly off-topic but who writes this shit?
I dunno, but probably someone who drinks Bud Light.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2023 05:12 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2023 05:13 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at August 17, 2023 05:13 PM (v0R5T)
He will have to beg Charles and William for Sanctuary
Posted by: Jonah at August 17, 2023 05:11 PM (33nmr)
She may be paying him. He's unemployed, she must get residuals from some damn thing she did.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2023 05:13 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2023 05:13 PM (GppRq)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2023 05:09 PM (cfzp3)
Look, no one really buys royal diamonds anymore. Market's dropped right out. Then there's storage costs ... best I can do, I'll give you sixty bucks for it. OK, sixty-five.
Posted by: Rick Harrison at August 17, 2023 05:13 PM (pyXMr)
Mostly what I read is on here, and I thought Elizabeth II was a rather estimable person.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2023 05:13 PM (Keyt1)
if they had any sense at all, they would retreat into obscurity and trouble us no more
Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 05:13 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2023 05:13 PM (Vnu5T)
Now: I really don't think her only agreeing to peg me while she doom scrolls facebook is fair
Soon: She divorced me because I did a bad job videotaping her sessions with her boyfriends?!?
Posted by: Prince Harry at August 17, 2023 05:14 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2023 05:11 PM (iziT
TJM is moonlighting.
Gotta pay that rent. Old shitty movies on Blu-Ray do not buy themselves.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2023 05:14 PM (ZtUfI)
Based Prince Philip told him just that: "you date actresses, you don't marry them." Something like that. Of course he didn't listen.
And she always hated her engagement ring, she wanted princess Di's famous blue one but it was spoken for. She actually made him redo the ring later on to add some smaller diamonds and more bling to it, if I recall. Ungrateful spoiled bint.
Posted by: LizLem at August 17, 2023 05:14 PM (WX0G7)
Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 05:14 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Urine-Soaked Hillary Clinton at August 17, 2023 05:14 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 17, 2023
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Sissy and I lasted a long time. Of course I was drinking a lot, so . . .
Posted by: Zombie Raymond Chandler at August 17, 2023 05:14 PM (J2vNu)
Mostly what I read is on here, and I thought Elizabeth II was a rather estimable person.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2023 05:13 PM (Keyt1
I did say a prayer for her and her family when she passed. She was a good woman and the last of a special generation.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2023 05:14 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at August 17, 2023 05:13 PM (v0R5T)
She passed her 'Best if used by' date sometime on the yachts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2023 05:15 PM (ZtUfI)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 17, 2023 05:12 PM (B1FKF)
I remember the end of the Mad Magazine parody of Summer of 42 movie was him being married to her when she was 57 years old.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2023 05:15 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 17, 2023 05:15 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2023 05:14 PM (XtkZj)
She was... The Monarchy died with her
Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2023 05:15 PM (bs+z0)
That’s why I instantly mistrust any woman that appears to like me. They’re either up to something or not right in the head.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2023 05:15 PM (JTwsP)
Indeed.
Posted by: The Donner Party at August 17, 2023 05:15 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2023 05:15 PM (GppRq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 17, 2023 05:15 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: fd at August 17, 2023 05:12 PM (vFG9F)
That's the same rate as in town!!! No way she's worth that.
Posted by: Outside of Life at August 17, 2023 05:16 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: Jonah at August 17, 2023 05:16 PM (33nmr)
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Leap years. Only leap years count.
Posted by: Just Lily at August 17, 2023 05:16 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2023 05:16 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 05:14 PM (geLO
My guess is their 'friends' are tired of the drama. They are both queens. They are the ones you make jacking off motions to your girlfriend while talking to them on the phone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2023 05:16 PM (ZtUfI)
As this website also reported, Harry, 38, and Meghan, 42, are losing pals in Tinseltown "left and right" while blaming others for their troubles.
Time in a bottle, or something. For Harry, 'trophy wife' right now (math involved - his age / 2 + 7 = 26) is well beyond the 'sell by' date of her eggs.
Sucks for her, but reality.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 17, 2023 05:16 PM (enJYY)
She never gave two shits about him personally, and now that he's very clearly NOT going to bring her fame and clout, he's going to get dumped so she doesn't have to put up with him anymore.
Laughably pathetic that he ever fell for her crap.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at August 17, 2023 05:17 PM (setIA)
Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2023 05:17 PM (GppRq)
He used to be happy go lucky until he hooked up with Meghan. Even the entire estrangement from the royal family is her doing. This also gives off a creepy vibe of an abuser removing the abused from all previous family and friends, removing the support system.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 17, 2023 05:18 PM (3JfbU)
She was vicious and detestable. Her favorite pasttime was capturing servants on black-and-white checked floors. She'd yell, "I'm the queen. I move in all directions, any number of spaces!" and bodycheck them.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 17, 2023 05:18 PM (ppBhU)
Same person who used the phrase about baseball player, Aaron Judge that "He swang (sic) at the gate" in using a baseball anaology for some lavish birthday party for his wife.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2023 05:18 PM (Keyt1)
I so hope this is true.
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 17, 2023 05:18 PM (ei7q6)
Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 05:13 PM (geLO
... and to each other.
Posted by: m at August 17, 2023 05:19 PM (30MvH)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2023 05:19 PM (Vnu5T)
Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 05:19 PM (5LoLC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2023 05:16 PM (ZtUfI)
Or tired of the lack of drama. Wasn't the latest before this the "car chase" that wasn't in some city like Boston? When there's drama and people are paying attention at least the Sussexes are off speaking to the press instead of drinking up your best Bourbon.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2023 05:20 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 17, 2023 05:20 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Chuck C at August 17, 2023 05:20 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: James Hewitt at August 17, 2023 05:21 PM (flINI)
Posted by: fd at August 17, 2023 05:21 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Bete at August 17, 2023 05:21 PM (GppRq)
Posted by: Society to Make Cannibalism Seem Not That Bad at August 17, 2023 05:22 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 05:22 PM (5LoLC)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2023 0
He cheated on them while dating them, I think, and they were tired of the nonsense, and smart enough to see that being his wife would be a chore. His lost love Chelsi traded up, to be honest, in who she married, and seems to be living a good life. In Meagan he found his perfect match, IMO. They deserve each other.
Rumor is Meagan researched him to the hilt before their first date, and wore princess Di's favorite perfume. We all know that just smelling his mom's lotion will make his icy todger move. Subliminal and manipulative move to wear dead mom's perfume, but if it's true, clearly it worked.
Posted by: LizLem at August 17, 2023 05:22 PM (WX0G7)
the classic line from groucho marx: i wouldn't belong to any club that would have me as a member.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 17, 2023 05:22 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Mishdog at August 17, 2023 05:22 PM (NrOZ3)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 17, 2023 05:22 PM (17s+e)
Do you and Sniffybig toe mean "want to date you", because of course women like you. You're liked here, aren't you. Aren't their any sisters or mother or wives of married friends who like you?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2023 05:22 PM (Keyt1)
It's not really.
Posted by: Society to Make Cannibalism Seem Not That Bad "
I will concede that it is a grand way to recycle someone.
Posted by: fd at August 17, 2023 05:22 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Chuck C
Nah, drug her and put her in a limo at 3:00AM and then find some bridge abutment.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 17, 2023 05:22 PM (b9O/F)
Posted by: DB
That's what I want to know. Sounds like they’ve cannibalize the very people who at least pretended to like them
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 17, 2023 05:23 PM (tQL7r)
I so hope this is true.
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 17, 2023 05:18 PM (ei7q6)
QEII had her some royal stones, that's for sure!
Posted by: m at August 17, 2023 05:23 PM (30MvH)
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 17, 2023 05:23 PM (3Icfo)
Posted by: DanMan at August 17, 2023 05:23 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 17, 2023 05:23 PM (kbO7C)
Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards at August 17, 2023 05:23 PM (5DfsO)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 17, 2023 05:03 PM (dsbE2)
Age 42 is a little late to be starting a porn career.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2023 05:23 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: DanMan at August 17, 2023 05:24 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2023 05:24 PM (v0R5T)
the classic line from groucho marx: i wouldn't belong to any club that would have me as a member.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 17, 2023 05:22 PM (B1FKF)
On the flip side there's a song by a 80s group called "The Waitresses" that goes "I guess if he loves me he must not be good enough" which is pretty telling.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2023 05:24 PM (eoQWY)
Is that true? I thought Harry got on relatively well with the family until he started dating Markle.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2023 05:24 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 17, 2023 05:25 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: LizLem at August 17, 2023 05:22 PM (WX0G7)
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She dressed like his mum and everything. It was a master class in how to trap a man.
Posted by: Just Lily at August 17, 2023 05:26 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: Prints Hairy at August 17, 2023 05:26 PM (flINI)
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2023 05:24 PM (v0R5T)
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The day they were married I said she was going to get knocked up ASAP so she could keep her hooks in the RF forever. But after that, yeah.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 17, 2023 05:26 PM (DRSnL)
The smartest move Queen Elizabeth II ever made was letting Harry go with her to the US then burn the bridge behind him. So he would be forced to learn sooner rather than later that he's been played by Sparkle from the instant they first met.
Posted by: Gref at August 17, 2023 05:26 PM (AMIL/)
Megs has had more white dick through her brown starfish than Barack Obama... And that takes some doin!
Posted by: Dirty Frank at August 17, 2023 05:27 PM (/JW4u)
Is that true? I thought Harry got on relatively well with the family until he started dating Markle.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2023 05:24 PM (wGeit)
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I think he got along relatively well so long as he knew his place. He was never endeared to the family like his older brother.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 17, 2023 05:27 PM (3Icfo)
I so hope this is true.
Posted by: Ktgreat
That would be awe-SOME!
Posted by: Prime Sister at August 17, 2023 05:27 PM (tQL7r)
In her mind... I still love the rumors that she had a lunch with Newsome to try and convince him to appoint her as senator, should Feinstein kick the bucket. There are about ten heir apparents already in line for plum CA government jobs. The cat fight that would happen if she really had a shot and was a threat to those people would be hilarious.
Posted by: LizLem at August 17, 2023 05:27 PM (WX0G7)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 17, 2023 05:27 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 17, 2023 05:25 PM (B1FKF)
I don't think anyone ever really cared what Charles says.
And to be fair, since his coronation those kinds of statements have been markedly absent. I think someone at the palace told him to stop commenting on politics and stick to his figurehead duties.
Posted by: Ace's liver at August 17, 2023 05:28 PM (wGeit)
She hit the wall 10 years ago.
I predict lots of bad plastic surgery and STD's.
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2023 05:28 PM (v0R5T)
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This is a beautiful post. It should get an award as one of the best posts of the week or whatever that thing is CBD does.
Posted by: the lower depths at August 17, 2023 05:28 PM (+b4rY)
Posted by: Chuck C at August 17, 2023 05:20 PM (xttsV)
I'm sure King Chuck has a tower or castle somewhere to stash him on condition he stays there and has no cell service or Internet. He found one for the pervy Uncle, right?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2023 05:28 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2023 05:18 PM
He Shouldn't-A, Hadn't-A, Oughtnt-A Swang On Me!
Posted by: Lily Olay at August 17, 2023 05:28 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: LizLem at August 17, 2023 05:22 PM (WX0G7)
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She dressed like his mum and everything. It was a master class in how to trap a man.
Posted by: Just Lily at August 17, 2023 05:26 PM (RLLZj)
I'm not expert, but being like a dude's mom in dress and perfume is not a turn-on. That's some Norman Bates stuff.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 17, 2023 05:28 PM (ppBhU)
"This requirement is the law. "
Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2023 05:29 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2023 05:29 PM (iziT8)
Guys with red hair are the least desired according to web sites devoted to finding a mate for guys. So he 'settled'. Poorly.
Maybe some "Hair Color for Men' and find some 26 year old trophy.
Too soon for 'Hair Club for Men' - maybe. Sew that summabitch so tight to his scalp that his pubic hairs recede.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 17, 2023 05:29 PM (enJYY)
>>I'm told almost all of Project Veritas was just laid off and this is legit
"All of production, all of field ops, all of comms, all of legal. Only remaining are office admin, HR person, a couple development people & IT"
How many people worked there? Was there any revenue, or was it all donor funded? I always figured it was a small team of maybe 10 people max, but this makes it sound like dozens.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 17, 2023 05:29 PM (b9O/F)
Posted by: Emily Ratakowski at August 17, 2023 05:29 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Elric Blade"
When you put it like that it all seems so romantic.
Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2023 05:30 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 17, 2023 05:28 PM (ppBhU)
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Depends on the dude.
Harry has very obvious mommy issues.
Posted by: Just Lily at August 17, 2023 05:30 PM (RLLZj)
156 "When Attorney General Merrick Garland ...
"This requirement is the law. "
Alan Dershowitz
Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2023 05:31 PM (lCWOD)
Nope. Nothing.
Hope the divorce is messy, public, and full of rumors to be made true. And pictures. Lots of embarrassing pictures.
🤣
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2023 05:31 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 17, 2023 05:31 PM (AGa7D)
( my Meghan voodoo doll must be working)
Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2023 05:32 PM (MOY79)
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2023 05:32 PM (+T4jH)
Never did see why Harry who was dating beautiful classy Women ended up with an older B actress.. An F" U to his Family ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 17, 2023 05:09 PM (bs+z0)
Meghan does butt stuff.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2023 05:32 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: ballistic at August 17, 2023 05:32 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2023 05:13 PM (eoQWY)
Does Pornhub have a pension plan?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 17, 2023 05:32 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Harry Dressed Up As Princess Di at August 17, 2023 05:33 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 17, 2023 05:29 PM (b9O/F)
I think that was part of the problem, to get financing for the work he took on enough admin and such to follow the rules and those are the ones who got bribed to kick him out. And now they find out who really was Project Veritas, and it isn't them.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2023 05:33 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Emily Ratakowski at August 17, 2023 05:29 PM (sWM8x)
......
Once they forget how to spell your name, you're toast.
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2023 05:33 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Retired Capt. Ned NYCSD at August 17, 2023 05:33 PM (83IzV)
Posted by: runner
All women are bi.
Your mission, should you accept it, is to determine if she's bisexual or bipolar.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2023 05:34 PM (ElM8W)
Posted by: Meghan Markle at August 17, 2023 05:34 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: LizLem at August 17, 2023 05:27 PM (WX0G7)
Newsome may have a fight on his hands no matter what. Earlier someone suggested that Kamala should get it as a reward for stepping down from the VP slot, but he may need support if he is going to run for Pres.
Posted by: Kindltot - email me for information on the PNW MOMEE at August 17, 2023 05:34 PM (xhaym)
Rumors say she is looking for billionaire side piece now to nab once she's actually divorced. Apparently she tried to get her claws into a billionaire aging member of the Getty family, but the family got wind and nixed that super fast.
Posted by: LizLem at August 17, 2023 05:34 PM (WX0G7)
Posted by: Emily Ratakowski at August 17, 2023 05:29 PM (sWM8x)
......
Boy howdy
Posted by: The Kardashahoors at August 17, 2023 05:35 PM (flINI)
I had to put up some kind of a fight
The lady then she covered me with roses
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind
Posted by: ode to meghan at August 17, 2023 05:35 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2023 05:35 PM (kxv2o)
Posted by: Ace's liver
she can do MILF stuff
but all seriousness aside, she isn't really that attractive
and Harry must be mentally defective
all he had to do was be a Prince, wear the clothes and shake the hands, and bang all sorts of quim on the side
what a life he could have had
but he fucked it all up for at best, a 6
Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 05:35 PM (geLO8)
Nope. Nothing.
Hope the divorce is messy, public, and full of rumors to be made true. And pictures. Lots of embarrassing pictures.
🤣
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2023 05:31 PM (Q4IgG)
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My sentiments as well. May their time together be miserable and public.
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2023 05:35 PM (v0R5T)
I feel bed for their kids. Jeepers, those poor babies will be tranny suicide victims before they are teenagers.
Anyway.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 17, 2023 05:35 PM (aJVMf)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2023 05:35 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2023 05:36 PM (+T4jH)
Ginger men don't rank with Ginger women?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 17, 2023 05:36 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 17, 2023 05:36 PM (aJVMf)
Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 17, 2023 05:36 PM (3JfbU)
Posted by: Nikki! at August 17, 2023 05:37 PM (2tUFv)
"This requirement is the law. "
Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2023 05:29 PM (lCWOD)
Last week I heard a TV lawyer say the CFR does not include any penalty for violations of any part of the § 600 Special Counsel Regulations. Color Me: Not Surprised.
Posted by: Gref at August 17, 2023 05:37 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2023 05:37 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Emily Ratakowski at August 17, 2023 05:29 PM (sWM8x)
......
Boy howdy
Posted by: The Kardashahoors
The stories Paris Hilton could tell.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2023 05:37 PM (kxv2o)
Rumors say she is looking for billionaire side piece now to nab once she's actually divorced. Apparently she tried to get her claws into a billionaire aging member of the Getty family, but the family got wind and nixed that super fast.
Posted by: LizLem at August 17, 2023 05:34 PM (WX0G7)
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George Soros is bland, not-arrested, drinks adrenochrome, and available!
Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 05:37 PM (5LoLC)
Posted by: Retired Capt. Ned NYCSD
Didn't they close Fresh Kills? I know they don't dump in the ocean anymore so I can not imagine any reason to load up a scow.
Sadly, I am now redundant.
Posted by: Mobro 4000 at August 17, 2023 05:37 PM (b9O/F)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 17, 2023 05:37 PM (flINI)
Your mission, should you accept it, is to determine if she's bisexual or bipolar.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2023 05:34 PM (ElM8W)
Ha! I snorted a bit.
Posted by: LizLem at August 17, 2023 05:38 PM (WX0G7)
Posted by: m at August 17, 2023 05:38 PM (30MvH)
Posted by: Harry Dressed Up As Princess Di at August 17, 2023 05:33 PM (ppBhU)
HERE'S YOUR PAPER! HERE'S YOUR PAPER! HERE'S YOUR PAPER!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 17, 2023 05:38 PM (aD39U)
I's sure dere be lotsa folks like to know what yo' plans are...how y'intend t'be gwine about dis uncredibly serious bidniss o' GROWIN' UP IN ERMERICA!
HARRY-AS-A-BOY:
Well, I plan on making a few mistakes, having my heart broken and so forth, using all kinds of drugs, and turning gay as soon as possible in order to accelerate my rise to the 'top of the heap'
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at August 17, 2023 05:38 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Retired Capt. Ned NYCSD at August 17, 2023 05:33 PM (83IzV)
......
I hear Canada sells their garbage to China, so yes.
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2023 05:38 PM (v0R5T)
but all seriousness aside, she isn't really that attractive
and Harry must be mentally defective
all he had to do was be a Prince, wear the clothes and shake the hands, and bang all sorts of quim on the side
what a life he could have had
but he fucked it all up for at best, a 6
Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 05:35 PM (geLO
From that book title of "Spare" seems like he was getting off on the current disease of victimhood. Even if you don't want to shake hands the RF would have plenty of places to stay and drink yourself to death in.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2023 05:38 PM (eoQWY)
"This requirement is the law. "
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That means "outside of the specific office at that address"
Disagree? Take it to court and we'll see you when we're done six months before your case is heard.
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 17, 2023 05:39 PM (FAnAe)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 17, 2023 05:40 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Retired Capt. Ned NYCSD"
You mean like the Enterprise?
Posted by: A Klingon at August 17, 2023 05:40 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 17, 2023 05:37 PM (flINI)
.......
I thought it was checkerboard, or maybe it was zebra.
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2023 05:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 05:37 PM (5LoLC)
If she goes after my man, I WILL claw her puta eyes out. Literally.
Posted by: Jeff Bezos' fiancée Lauren Sanchez at August 17, 2023 05:40 PM (WX0G7)
I had to put up some kind of a fight
The lady then she covered me with roses
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind
Posted by: ode to meghan
I was very confused until the last line.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 17, 2023 05:40 PM (b9O/F)
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2023 05:41 PM (kxv2o)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2023 05:41 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Emily Ratakowski at August 17, 2023 05:29 PM (sWM8x)
What does Emily have going for her other than her tits?
......
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 17, 2023 05:41 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Weasel at August 17, 2023 05:41 PM (RG6z4)
Posted by: Vivid Video at August 17, 2023 05:41 PM (O43tv)
Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 17, 2023 05:36 PM (3JfbU)
Only the mother-in-law? Harsh.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2023 05:41 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Jeff Bezos' fianc�e Lauren Sanchez at August 17, 2023 05:40 PM (WX0G7)
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😆🤣😆🤣😆
Posted by: Just Lily at August 17, 2023 05:41 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2023 05:41 PM (Vnu5T)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 17, 2023 05:41 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Chuck C at August 17, 2023 05:20 PM (xttsV)
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He's too stupid to do the right thing.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 17, 2023 05:42 PM (3JfbU)
......
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 17, 2023 05:41 PM (VdGjU)
***
Does she really need more?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 17, 2023 05:42 PM (flINI)
I had to put up some kind of a fight
The lady then she covered me with roses
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind
Posted by: ode to meghan
I was very confused until the last line.
Posted by: Gentlemen
It's the honky tonk women
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues
Yeah, alright
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2023 05:42 PM (kxv2o)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 17, 2023 05:36 PM (VdGjU)
.......
Freckle on freckle is a bit much.
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2023 05:42 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: GibsonGirl at August 17, 2023 05:42 PM (KXY4V)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2023 05:43 PM (Vnu5T)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2023 05:43 PM (ElM8W)
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2023 05:24 PM (v0R5T)
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I think people were laying bets on how long the marriage would last.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 17, 2023 05:43 PM (3JfbU)
She turned the known universe into her own personal wrestling ring for the better part of a decade, and played the Heel to absolute perfection.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2023 05:43 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2023 05:44 PM (MOY79)
In an earlier time, he could have stayed a soldier, and conquered French colonies. And no one would care that much about the mish he was getting between campaigns.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 17, 2023 05:44 PM (brAQZ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 17, 2023 05:41 PM (Vnu5T)
OnlySubjects. She is a Duchess.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2023 05:44 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Halfhand at August 17, 2023 05:44 PM (WilI6)
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NC parents are dealing with similar as we speak.
State law requires schools to start after the 24th iirc. School boards and administrative staff started school this week. They informed parents about a week before they decided school would start. Parents already had vacation plans, reservations, etc. Screw it, teachers wanted to start early.
There is no punishment and no way to enforce the violation against thousands of people.
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 17, 2023 05:45 PM (FAnAe)
Posted by: Retired Capt. Ned NYCSD at August 17, 2023 05:33 PM
We still have garbage scows, but we prefer the Doublemint twins
Posted by: Adam Quark at August 17, 2023 05:45 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2023 05:45 PM (kxv2o)
Now all of his fellow workers who didn't stand up for him are shocked that they just got the same treatment.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2023 05:45 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 17, 2023 05:45 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Retired Capt. Ned NYCSD
She would be a perfectly attractive saleswoman at the local Buick dealership.
A Buick-dealership eight, perhaps. Cadillac, maybe a six.
Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2023 05:45 PM (DgGvY)
She apparently didn't initially understand that while the Royal Family is rich, Harry is not rich. When he was a "working Royal", he got an allowance from the Queen and was allowed to use a house that he did not own.
That's why Meghan insisted on trying to monetize the name - so Harry would have some personal wealth.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2023 05:45 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: runner
Brilliant title for her sex tape! Thanks!
Posted by: Vivid Video at August 17, 2023 05:41 PM (O43tv)
I was holding out for "Sus Sex".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2023 05:45 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Lost In Space
he's going to find out what the Duke of Windsor found out: that door only swings one way
Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 05:46 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Simon "modern Scotty" Pegg at August 17, 2023 05:46 PM (GppRq)
......
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 17, 2023 05:41 PM (VdGjU)
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A saggy a$$.
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 17, 2023 05:46 PM (JfxgE)
King: It is King you awful wanker.
The Spare: King...
King: I am going to say this once: kiss the ring and then my ass.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2023 05:46 PM (kxv2o)
Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 05:46 PM (geLO
maybe he could come back as a chauffeur.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2023 05:47 PM (i9ffA)
Guys with red hair are the least desired according to web sites devoted to finding a mate for guys. So he 'settled'. Poorly.
>>>>
Ginger men don't rank with Ginger women?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 17, 2023 05:36 PM
Doesn't look that way according to the maths. Fortunately the slight red-ish-ness in my hair from my Scottish background is now after 29 plus years all blond. No gray except my beard.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 17, 2023 05:47 PM (enJYY)
I think in that case, you just don't send your kid to school the first week.
What are they going to do, put a note on your kids' PERMANENT RECORD?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 17, 2023 05:48 PM (ou9hh)
A Buick-dealership eight, perhaps. Cadillac, maybe a six.
Posted by: mikeski
The state fair of Texas is kicking off next month. She could Vanna White a Buick in the Auto building.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2023 05:48 PM (ElM8W)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2023 05:48 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 17, 2023 05:48 PM (354Wv)
Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 05:46 PM (geLO
maybe he could come back as a chauffeur.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Lawn Jockey.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2023 05:48 PM (kxv2o)
Should the Argies decide to invade again he has a clue as to what to do.
Posted by: Kindltot - email me for information on the PNW MOMEE at August 17, 2023 05:48 PM (xhaym)
She had some decently famous Hollywood friends when she got married: Priyanka Chopra, Serena Williams, the Beckhams, etc. But she was clearly just using them. She snubbed them when she thought she'd be famous, and now she's trying to crawl back and they aren't having it.
Serena was a guest of honor in the royal box at Wimbledon this year, I think. Ouch.
It's like that quote, don't cut the rungs of the ladder of success as you go up, you'll need them when you fall back down!
Posted by: LizLem at August 17, 2023 05:49 PM (WX0G7)
Start applying ball salve.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 17, 2023 05:49 PM (ppBhU)
Excluding guys who have the title Prince after their name.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2023 05:49 PM (ElM8W)
Posted by: Royal PITA at August 17, 2023 05:49 PM (83IzV)
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 17, 2023 05:50 PM (FAnAe)
Megan will bomb out in porn and die in a gutter behind The Chicken Bone Saloon.
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2023 05:50 PM (v0R5T)
Too populated.
South Georgia.
Or perhaps the British Antarctic Territory.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2023 05:50 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 17, 2023 05:50 PM (RqMSv)
Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 05:50 PM (geLO8)
Either that or a Netflix/Amazon/Hulu/whatever drama-documentary.
With nudity. And butt stuff.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2023 05:51 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 17, 2023 05:51 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Kindltot - email me for information on the PNW MOMEE at August 17, 2023 05:51 PM (xhaym)
We're already soulless. So they don't have to waste any time trying to crush our will to live.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 17, 2023 05:51 PM (ppBhU)
What are they going to do, put a note on your kids' PERMANENT RECORD?
Posted by: FeatherBlade
Exactly. Start of school was always after the traditional Labor Day weekend, which was the end of summer.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2023 05:51 PM (ElM8W)
What are they going to do, put a note on your kids' PERMANENT RECORD?
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It looks like that's exactly what's happening.
There's apparently a lot of (ahem) sickness going around.
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 17, 2023 05:51 PM (FAnAe)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 17, 2023 05:52 PM (6xRrr)
Posted by: Pendejo at August 17, 2023 05:52 PM (VR2ey)
Hey, given how rapidly AI is progressing, someone should be able to whip up an AI Harry/Meghan sex tape in short order.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2023 05:52 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Lord Mountbatten at August 17, 2023 05:52 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2023 05:53 PM (i9ffA)
Unenforceable laws that government employees can break at will while being able to hold children back a grade for three unexcused absences in the two weeks before school can legally start.
There's a club, and you aren't in it.
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 17, 2023 05:53 PM (FAnAe)
The bit where she turns into a demon mid-film will be particularly impressive.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2023 05:54 PM (2tUFv)
https://tinyurl.com/bdfjf77h
Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 05:50 PM (geLO
=====
30 years from now: https://tinyurl.com/ujm93b6m
Posted by: Turn 2 at August 17, 2023 05:54 PM (JfxgE)
Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 17, 2023 05:36 PM (3JfbU)
Only the mother-in-law? Harsh.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2023 05:41 PM (eoQWY)
The Dad failed share the money he got from a tabloid so he could pay for the trip and they cut him off entirely
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 17, 2023 05:54 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Lord Mountbatten at August 17, 2023 05:52 PM (flINI)
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That's cruel, Truck Monkey.
/Heh
Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 05:54 PM (5LoLC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 17, 2023 05:54 PM (A1Hcp)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2023 05:54 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Royal PITA
He will have to eat a ton of humble pie. And he may even have to wait until Charles passed away, but I can't see his brother William stiffing him.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2023 05:54 PM (ElM8W)
Posted by: GibsonGirl at August 17, 2023 05:55 PM (KXY4V)
Give it five years.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2023 05:55 PM (2tUFv)
The lovely Mrs. Pilot is four years older, and we celebrate our 36th next month. So far so good...
Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 17, 2023 05:55 PM (k6uu5)
What are they going to do, put a note on your kids' PERMANENT RECORD?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 17, 2023 05:48 PM (ou9hh)
Nothing happens in the first week, and in a lot of schools all the other weeks too.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2023 05:55 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 17, 2023 05:55 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2023 05:55 PM (MoZTd)
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As Seen on TV marketing might be the perfect ending to this.
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 17, 2023 05:56 PM (FAnAe)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2023 05:54 PM (ElM8W)
William will be like "yeah I always knew you were a jerk but you're still my brother, come on back."
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2023 05:56 PM (i9ffA)
He was surely aware of the regulation and of its apparently binding application. Maybe...."
Alan, Pubbies aren't going to charge that hill.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2023 05:56 PM (lCWOD)
The only way he MIGHT be able to recover is a quick divorce, giving her everything, and I do mean EVERYTHING. And then joining the Army as a private soldier.
Except that Harry's 38, so no restarting the Army career. He missed his window.
That dood is fucked. He'll be managing a mall Cinnabon in Nebraska within 18 months.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2023 05:56 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2023 05:56 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2023 05:54 PM (2tUFv)
Five thumbs, three dicks, and a bowl of spaghetti for some inscrutable reason.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2023 05:57 PM (9UlRk)
https://tinyurl.com/bdfjf77h
Posted by: DB
30 years from now: https://tinyurl.com/ujm93b6m
Posted by: Turn 2
The Spare in about 10 years after multiple rounds of rehab
https://tinyurl.com/t4brcw
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2023 05:57 PM (kxv2o)
Posted by: Prince Harrytard at August 17, 2023 05:57 PM (9u+2h)
Posted by: b at August 17, 2023 05:58 PM (Q4IgG)
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Call in tomorrow ant tell them your family had a positive COVID-19 test.
Posted by: Just Lily at August 17, 2023 05:58 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: Royal PITA
He will have to eat a ton of humble pie. And he may even have to wait until Charles passed away, but I can't see his brother William stiffing him.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2023 05:54 PM (ElM8W)
Charles has been pruning the Royals pretty severely I have heard. Maybe he heard what happened to Charles I. I think the Markles were cut already.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2023 05:58 PM (eoQWY)
That's a silly movie but I love it! Especially Peter Falk.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at August 17, 2023 05:58 PM (fTtFy)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 17, 2023 05:55 PM (ppBhU)
... na? Und?
Posted by: Sigmund Freud at August 17, 2023 05:58 PM (9UlRk)
The bit where she turns into a demon mid-film will be particularly impressive.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 17, 2023 05:54 PM (2tUFv)
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"Are you the Keymaster?"
Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 05:58 PM (5LoLC)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2023 05:59 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2023 05:56 PM (n+4am)
If he's tired of the Oprah shit, that might be just the thing.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 17, 2023 05:59 PM (eoQWY)
https://tinyurl.com/y3ud3ebx
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2023 05:59 PM (Keyt1)
What the quack is that?
*hard eyeroll
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 17, 2023 06:00 PM (Dn4cI)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2023 06:00 PM (4QNTF)
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2023 06:00 PM (kxv2o)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2023 05:56 PM (n+4am)
If he's tired of the Oprah shit, that might be just the thing.
Posted by: Oldcat
It worked for Saul Goodman in Just Call Saul.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2023 06:01 PM (ElM8W)
He was surely aware of the regulation and of its apparently binding application. Maybe...."
Alan, Pubbies aren't going to charge that hill.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2023 05:56 PM (lCWOD)
No, they are not. Did they call Garland in to speak harsh words to him when he violated the same regulation by appointing Jack Smith /spit/ and Robert Hur Special Counsels?
Posted by: Gref at August 17, 2023 06:01 PM (AMIL/)
I'm guessing that's the Cabrini the university is named for?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2023 06:01 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at August 17, 2023 06:01 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: GibsonGirl at August 17, 2023 06:01 PM (KXY4V)
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2023 06:00 PM (kxv2o)
They'll be naked. I'll be afraid.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2023 06:01 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2023 06:01 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 17, 2023 06:02 PM (FAnAe)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 17, 2023 06:02 PM (y9QBQ)
Posted by: Prince Harrytard at August 17, 2023 06:03 PM (9u+2h)
I don't know... name a half dozen guys with red hair that are heart throbs - or whatever the contemporary term is for a guy who is gonna get laid a lot.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 17, 2023 06:03 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 17, 2023 06:03 PM (y9QBQ)
And a million barrels of Franzia shall flow.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2023 06:03 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2023 06:01 PM (MoZTd)
***
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS!! ... wait...
Posted by: Prints Hairy at August 17, 2023 06:03 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Tom Servo
I think it'll be more like Michael and Fredo
Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 06:03 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2023 06:04 PM (ElM8W)
Posted by: Thatch at August 17, 2023 06:04 PM (BJsR3)
https://tinyurl.com/bdfjf77h
Posted by: DB
does anyone know who is in this photo?
Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 06:04 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 17, 2023 06:03 PM (enJYY)
Yeah, all that study tells you is that women won't tell you who they really want to boink, only who they want you to think they want to boink.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2023 06:04 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Mike Pence at August 17, 2023 06:05 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at August 17, 2023 06:05 PM (u/nTb)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 17, 2023 06:05 PM (yzp7T)
Posted by: Tom Servo
I think it'll be more like Michael and Fredo
Posted by: DB
He will be ok as long as he doesn't go against the family ever again.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2023 06:05 PM (ElM8W)
https://tinyurl.com/bdfjf77h
Posted by: DB
does anyone know who is in this photo?
Posted by: DB
Wallace Simpson and Prince Edward
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2023 06:06 PM (kxv2o)
Chuck and Wills will take him back. They have a lot of grace-and-favor houses they can shove him into. Though I think a Profumo-type repentance would be best.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2023 06:06 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2023 06:07 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: GibsonGirl at August 17, 2023 06:01 PM (KXY4V)
I can see William somehow getting King Charlie to give Harry a small annual allowance and buying a modest house for him in Gibraltar. With the proviso he never visits the UK unless invited.
Posted by: Gref at August 17, 2023 06:07 PM (AMIL/)
I really want to see the British SAS team swoop in, grab Harry and the children, and leave a note saying "sue him for divorce in Britain", with Harry confined to the Tower.
Posted by: Chuck C at August 17, 2023 06:07 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: Retired Capt. Ned NYCSD at August 17, 2023 05:33 PM
We still have garbage scows, but we prefer the Doublemint twins
Posted by: Adam Quark
*pouts*
Posted by: the betties at August 17, 2023 06:07 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 17, 2023 06:07 PM (y9QBQ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 17, 2023 06:07 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2023 06:06 PM (kxv2o)
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In a can?
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2023 06:08 PM (krQz2)
Film at 11.
Posted by: Sharkman
Um, nope. She didn't do it all by herself. They are two of a kind.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 17, 2023 06:08 PM (Dn4cI)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 17, 2023 06:08 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2023 05:57 PM (9UlRk)
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"Meggie Mark, Meggie Mark,
Six foot eight, has a fucking bark ...
She'll save the children,
But not the British children."
Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 06:08 PM (LvBJA)
Yeah, all that study tells you is that women won't tell you who they really want to boink, only who they want you to think they want to boink.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2023 06:04 PM
So, secretly they wanna boink David Caruso, when he tilts his head and puts his sunglasses on to musical accompaniment of 'The Who'? I'm skeptical.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 17, 2023 06:08 PM (enJYY)
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He could be a Potentate or Regent or Vizier of some far-flung satrapy...
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2023 06:08 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2023 06:09 PM (MoZTd)
yes- I thought I was making a clever comparison there, but it didn't register
Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 06:09 PM (geLO8)
Time for the Rules-Lawyer!
"I don't know why you say my child was absent from school on these days. School wasn't even in session then, according to this law."
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 17, 2023 06:09 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2023 06:09 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Gref at August 17, 2023 06:09 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 17, 2023 06:08 PM (enJYY)
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Study paid by the last of David Caruso's nest egg.
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2023 06:09 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 17, 2023 06:08 PM (enJYY)
You can't scrute the inscrutable.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2023 06:10 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Regular joe at August 17, 2023 06:10 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: Prince Harrytard at August 17, 2023 06:10 PM (9u+2h)
Posted by: Gref at August 17, 2023 06:09 PM (AMIL/)
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'Enery the first.
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2023 06:10 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I lean towards seeing him being in charge of the shit shovel at the royal stables as he works his way back being on par with Prince Andrew.
Posted by: Lost In Space at August 17, 2023 06:11 PM (kxv2o)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2023 06:11 PM (IG4Id)
maybe they get meghan together with penn&teller and the flex seal guy: "to demonstrate the power of flex seal, we cut this thot in half!"
Posted by: anachronda at August 17, 2023 06:11 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 17, 2023 06:11 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2023 06:10 PM (krQz2)
She wouldn't have a Sam.
But she's had so, so many Willies.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2023 06:11 PM (9UlRk)
That would kinda cool.
And creepy.
And convenient.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 17, 2023 06:12 PM (QzZeQ)
Posted by: Herman at August 17, 2023 06:12 PM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 17, 2023 06:12 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 17, 2023 06:13 PM (MoZTd)
Posted
Notice the irony that Hank went for an older woman while randy Andy went for minors?
Hank > Andy
Posted by: SFGoth at August 17, 2023 06:13 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 17, 2023 06:13 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2023 06:13 PM (Keyt1)
So the best dating advice for Harry is to invest in some sunglasses, tilt his head to the side, and have 'Who Are You' by the Who playing on date night?
Kinda makes sense. Either that or singlehandedly invade the Falkland Islands again. That might score him some strange.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 17, 2023 06:14 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2023 06:14 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2023 06:13 PM (Keyt1)
Oh, i care significantly.
Just not in a nice way.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2023 06:14 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 17, 2023 06:14 PM (Dn4cI)
Coincidentally, that is your purpose in life.
Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2023 06:14 PM (e2onP)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 17, 2023 06:14 PM (flINI)
Let's see a fucking show... alleviate us from our domestic issues.
75% of the US would be glued to this vs. a Trump trial.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2023 06:15 PM (Q4IgG)
Clearly William didn't ground and pound him enough when they were growing up.
Posted by: Tafari Campbell at August 17, 2023 06:16 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
IF YA DON'T EAT YER MEAT, YA CAN'T HAVE ANY PUDDING!
Posted by: DB - at August 17, 2023 06:16 PM (geLO8)
Vivek Ramaswamy.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2023 06:16 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2023 06:13 PM (Keyt1)
.......
Well, haven't seen a Mannix babe, or for that matter... a Fen babe.
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2023 06:16 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Prince Harrytard at August 17, 2023 06:16 PM (9u+2h)
And thanks you for the puppies. I needed a breath of fresh air!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 17, 2023 06:16 PM (mNmNo)
Sometimes it's fun to bat around insufferable retards
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 17, 2023 06:14 PM
Bingo. This thread could hit a 1,000. Easy.
Hopefully some fresh meat is on the way.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 17, 2023 06:17 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2023 06:18 PM (MOY79)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2023 06:13 PM (Keyt1)
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Wait'll ya see how much I care about that.
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2023 06:19 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 17, 2023 06:19 PM (Dn4cI)
BUT IT SURE IS FUN!!!
Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 17, 2023 06:19 PM (wu87C)
Posted by: Python, Monty at August 17, 2023 06:21 PM (83IzV)
Posted by: Harry at August 17, 2023 06:22 PM (0FoWg)
>>>Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2023 06:13 PM (Keyt1)
Maybe stop being a humorless scold
Posted by: Test Field at August 17, 2023 06:23 PM (aJ83x)
2 very long days as I attempt to fix a problem before I get of the Navy with no fuckin help from my useless Admiral. Backstabbing ignorant fuck
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2023 06:23 PM (ooX8R)
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Geez Fenelon. It's not like I cared enough to write them a limerick or suchlike. I've got SOME standards remaining.
Besides I couldn't come up with a rhyme for Meggie.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 17, 2023 06:24 PM (991eG)
Posted by: harry the peggee at August 17, 2023 06:32 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 17, 2023 06:45 PM (ou9hh)
He knows how to fly a helicopter, right? Or did they get word from the top - "No soloes"? Or maybe it was "Encourage early solo, then look away."
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 17, 2023 06:47 PM (zbC+z)
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