Wheelchair Evel Knieval Cafe

Broadwater Hollow Falls, Arkansas

Daredevil dog skateboards under 40 people.

It's good to be a cat sometimes. Most times, actually. Sometimes, not so much. Especially on Mondays. Cats hate Mondays, the sacred scrolls say.

Happy dog strut.

Baby gets very frustrated when dad refuses to let him stuff a pacifier in his mouth. I think the baby is trying some of the moves they pull on him, like making funny sounds to make the dad laugh so he can put the pacifier in, and gets mad when they don't work.

Crazy-talented singing duo.

Hat-snatching elephant. Watch until the end.

The Lamont in me wants to believe...

I don't know what this is supposed to be but my 9th grade English teacher told me to just say "Symbolism."

I could jump rope like this but I don't want to embarrass her.

Alpha dog.

Men are dogs, but women are cats.

Men are always dreaming up new and interesting ways to break their backs and their skulls.

Woman saves lynx from a trap. And wouldn't you know it, right after, the lynx walks right into the trap again. Thankfully this time it's already tripped but -- dumb lynx.

Some early GAINZZZZ:

I hate to be Matron, but who 'teaches' their dog to get on the bed? 😂

Love this big fluffy woofer!

❤️❤️❤️

We had German Shepherds, they were rarely allowed to go upstairs, let alone get on the bed 😂 pic.twitter.com/VyZrjjTVyg
— Baroness Bing 💜🤍💚🐀 (@TheArtistStacey) August 14, 2023

Thanks to Anonysaurus Wrecks.

Hedgehog family hike:

Family walk.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/ft4WpMlLSk
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) August 17, 2023

dog skiing having fun enjoying life pic.twitter.com/9BsetZB8bH
— Enezator (@Enezator) August 15, 2023

legendary jump from hero pic.twitter.com/rkv3Gx5xzB
— Enezator (@Enezator) August 17, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 07:33 PM

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1 first!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 17, 2023 07:33 PM (mga6V)

2 yeah!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 17, 2023 07:34 PM (mga6V)

3 Top three!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 17, 2023 07:34 PM (mga6V)

4 Let me take a second to say Fuck Joe Biden!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 17, 2023 07:34 PM (mga6V)

5 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2023 07:34 PM (MOY79)

6 Hate to be Matron?

Who is this pretentious twat?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2023 07:35 PM (ZtUfI)

7 That gorilla vid is lit!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 17, 2023 07:36 PM (mga6V)

8 Good evening horde. I'm a sucker for a good waterfall.

Posted by: TRex at August 17, 2023 07:36 PM (IQ6Gq)

9 Cat videos are funny

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2023 07:36 PM (MOY79)

10 Good evening, horde!

Nice nature pic.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 17, 2023 07:36 PM (OX9vb)

11 Arkansas pic looks very much like areas in the Hocking Hills in Ohio.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 17, 2023 07:37 PM (OX9vb)

12 Semi truck Evel Knievel

https://youtu.be/tJlB5K6JXm4

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 17, 2023 07:38 PM (xPl2J)

13 The Lamont in me wants to believe...

Bigfoot sightings are rare, but Bigfoot-On-A-Bicycle sightings are almost unheard of.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2023 07:39 PM (guGkK)

14 Willowed:
289 285 I'm guessing that the revolver would have needed to have the hammer cocked in addition to pulling a trigger.

well, he has said that he pulled the hammer back for the pictures and the gun went off when he was putting it back.
Posted by: anachronda at August 17, 2023 07:38 PM (oY6Yp)

So... since single action armys do not have a decocker that I am aware of, he had to pull the trigger... while pointing it at someone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2023 07:40 PM (ZtUfI)

15 Hat-snatching elephant. Watch until the end.

==

No worries, lady. That hat will show up in 24 hours, just check the other end of the elephant....

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2023 07:42 PM (V13WU)

16 13 The Lamont in me wants to believe...

Bigfoot sightings are rare, but Bigfoot-On-A-Bicycle sightings are almost unheard of.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2023 07:39 PM (guGkK)

You'd think Bigfoot would have a rough time with those metal pedals.

And didn't all the cycling asshats go on and on about shaving their legs, so if they put the bike down, they would not get an infection?

Sure. THAT's why you shaved your legs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2023 07:42 PM (ZtUfI)

17 Wheelchair Evel Knieval Cafe
—Ace

That....that is just cruel

Posted by: Miklos just got a text from Victor Davis Hanson at August 17, 2023 07:42 PM (6PEWs)

18 Hedgehogs are the best !

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2023 07:42 PM (V13WU)

19 Who is this pretentious twat?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2023 07:35 PM (ZtUfI)

Someone who was either educated in or lives in Britain, or both?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2023 07:42 PM (Keyt1)

20 First time ever caught a big rabbit in my fenced in garden. Scared it so bad it had to squeeze through the fence.

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2023 07:43 PM (MOY79)

21 The persistent and pernicious polymorphic perversity of penguins is well-known among Café patrons, but the true extent will likely shock even the patrons who are unduly cynical in spite of their tender years:

https://tinyurl.com/mtmcwwnv

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2023 07:44 PM (a3Q+t)

22 But it's probably hard to beat someone with a baseball bat when you're in a wheelchair.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 17, 2023 07:44 PM (xPl2J)

23 Someone who was either educated in or lives in Britain, or both?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2023 07:42 PM (Keyt1)

Fair. But not allowing your dogs to even go upstairs? That seems annoying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2023 07:45 PM (ZtUfI)

24 A lot of "hold my beer, watch this" moments in this post!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 17, 2023 07:45 PM (MeG8a)

25 The Gorilla riding a bicycle had to be real, it through it after falling off

Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2023 07:45 PM (MOY79)

26 15 Hat-snatching elephant. Watch until the end.

==

No worries, lady. That hat will show up in 24 hours, just check the other end of the elephant....
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2023 07:42 PM (V13WU)

Tilley hat promotional material . True story.

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 17, 2023 07:46 PM (glGDV)

27 The Gorilla riding a bicycle had to be real, it through it after falling off
Posted by: Skip
____________

Biden in a Gorilla suit.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 17, 2023 07:48 PM (Dm8we)

28 Tacos.

The answer to what makes one happy in life, is...

Tacos.

And surfing sea otters.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 17, 2023 07:49 PM (Ro3yS)

29 On the Alpha Dog clip, I'm curious as to what motivated the videographer to capture that particular moment.

Is this a habit of the dog? Nothing interesting seemed to jump out at the beginning of this to suggest "I NEED TO CAPTURE THIS".

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 17, 2023 07:50 PM (p8A+W)

30 I could jump rope like this but I don't want to embarrass her.

==

ace, you strike more as a double dutch kinda guy

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2023 07:51 PM (V13WU)

31 Tilley hat promotional material . True story.
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 17, 2023 07:46 PM (glGDV)

they went there ??

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2023 07:52 PM (V13WU)

32 "I don't know what this is supposed to be but my 9th grade English teacher told me to just say "Symbolism."

It symbolizes figure skating for people who can't skate?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 17, 2023 07:52 PM (OX9vb)

33 well, he has said that he pulled the hammer back for the pictures and the gun went off when he was putting it back.

And what part of the Must Have Photo required him to flag his cinematographer with a loaded firearm?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 17, 2023 07:52 PM (p8A+W)

34 https://tinyurl.com/ufafhscr

Posted by: MkY at August 17, 2023 07:53 PM (cPGH3)

35 29 On the Alpha Dog clip, I'm curious as to what motivated the videographer to capture that particular moment.

Is this a habit of the dog? Nothing interesting seemed to jump out at the beginning of this to suggest "I NEED TO CAPTURE THIS".
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 17, 2023 07:50 PM (p8A+W)

Dogs want their owners to be happy. Show them a trick and they will repeat it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2023 07:53 PM (ZtUfI)

36 Willowed:

It's worse than that. He literally says, "water is life." Then implies we shouldn't ever use it, only revere it for its lifegiving powers.

Idiot.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

If you aren't using it, IT'S NOT GIVING LIFE.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2023 07:53 PM (nW4TA)

37 My brother and son both tell me that Yellowknife in the Northwest Territories is being evacuated owing to wild fires. I don't see how. When I flew in a month ago it looked like you go 100 yards without hitting another lake or large pond.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 17, 2023 07:54 PM (Fwuhb)

38 And what part of the Must Have Photo required him to flag his cinematographer with a loaded firearm?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 17, 2023 07:52 PM (p8A+W)

Ah, but he did not know it was loaded.

That he did not check the firearm himself is just youthful exuberance. Just an oopsie. Could happen to anyone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2023 07:54 PM (ZtUfI)

39 "So... since single action armys do not have a decocker that I am aware of, he had to pull the trigger... while pointing it at someone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD"
**************
For whatever reason and no matter if he knew it was loaded, he still pointed the gun at a person and pulled the trigger., a big no-no that every shooter understands.

Posted by: Cosda at August 17, 2023 07:55 PM (eEa31)

40 For whatever reason and no matter if he knew it was loaded, he still pointed the gun at a person and pulled the trigger., a big no-no that every shooter understands.
Posted by: Cosda at August 17, 2023 07:55 PM (eEa31)

Well, unless they want someone to die.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 17, 2023 07:56 PM (ZtUfI)

41 First time ever caught a big rabbit in my fenced in garden. Scared it so bad it had to squeeze through the fence.

Did it leave behind a little blue jacket?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 17, 2023 07:56 PM (Bd6X8)

42 Hangry or bi-polar. Possibly Latina, but from personal experience, hangry and pms. And possibly caught in a lie.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2023 07:56 PM (xhaym)

43 ace, you strike more as a double dutch kinda guy
Posted by: runner at August 17, 2023 07:51 PM (V13WU)

Also, Dutch oven guy

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 17, 2023 07:58 PM (guGkK)

44 Happy-ish Thursday Prevning …

Posted by: Adriane the Partially Educated Vulcanology Critic . . . at August 17, 2023 07:58 PM (jonTH)

45 I won’t know what to think about the Hawaiian fires until Guy Benson weighs in. He’s a doctor of twitterology you know.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 17, 2023 08:00 PM (u73oe)

46 Well, unless they want someone to die.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
**********
Asshole that he is , I still can't see that Baldwin would do this purposefully.

Posted by: Cosda at August 17, 2023 08:00 PM (eEa31)

47 >>>Men are dogs, but women are cats.

I wonder what he was reading. Must have been pretty good, at least by comparison.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 17, 2023 08:00 PM (klJTj)

48 Willowed:

It's worse than that. He literally says, "water is life." Then implies we shouldn't ever use it, only revere it for its lifegiving powers.

Idiot.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

If he floats, he’s a witch.

Just sayin’

Posted by: Adriane the Partially Educated Vulcanology Critic . . . at August 17, 2023 08:00 PM (jonTH)

49 Big hurricane headed for LA.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at August 17, 2023 08:00 PM (9X60i)

50 Tacos...what can't they do?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2023 08:00 PM (Wnv9h)

51 Willowed:

It's worse than that. He literally says, "water is life." Then implies we shouldn't ever use it, only revere it for its lifegiving powers.

Idiot.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Chum offshore and then dump him in...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 17, 2023 08:01 PM (jn6u9)

52 Asshole that he is , I still can't see that Baldwin would do this purposefully.
Posted by: Cosda at August 17, 2023 08:00 PM (eEa31)

——————

I doubt he wanted to kill anyone. He just didn’t care enough about the little people to observe basic firearm safety.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 17, 2023 08:01 PM (u73oe)

53 This sounds like a conspiracy, well, in theory anyways:

https://tinyurl.com/3m988m2w

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 17, 2023 08:02 PM (Bd6X8)

54 I saw a vid the other day, of a fox that trapped it's head in some hole, being freed by fire brigade. they had to cut the steel around its silly head. the animal survived. looked kinda scared.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2023 08:02 PM (V13WU)

55 Big hurricane headed for LA.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at August 17, 2023 08:00 PM (9X60i)

No comment

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 17, 2023 08:02 PM (xPl2J)

56 "The Lamont In Me Wants To Believe" would look great on a T-Shirt. Just sayin'

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance AoSHQ Merch Consultant at August 17, 2023 08:02 PM (PiwSw)

57 Men are always dreaming up new and interesting ways to break their backs and their skulls.

Hilarious in its simplicity.

Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2023 08:03 PM (ptElO)

58 All these animals!
Can you imagine the first guy to hear a parrot talk!!??
You can bet everyone in the tribe thought he was nuts.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2023 08:03 PM (hv9bm)

59 here , I found it :

https://tinyurl.com/2tt5thct

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2023 08:04 PM (V13WU)

60 Ah, but he did not know it was loaded.

So Alec desperately needed a photo of him wearing period western clothing, aiming an antique weapon at his modernly dressed Ukrainian cinematographer. This is a moment that needed to be captured for all time.

Was this going to be something he would frame and hang on the wall?

In retrospect Halyna Hutchins may have preferred Alec just send her dick pics.

Heck, something that screwed up seems to be right on target for DALL-E 2 (AI image generator)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 17, 2023 08:04 PM (p8A+W)

61 Men are from Mars and women are from Venus.

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2023 08:04 PM (V13WU)

62 I wonder what he was reading. Must have been pretty good, at least by comparison.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 17, 2023 08:00 PM (klJTj)

Been played out so many times he is bored.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2023 08:06 PM (xhaym)

63 "I doubt he wanted to kill anyone. He just didn’t care enough about the little people to observe basic firearm safety.
Posted by: Duke Lowell "
***********
I'd even guess that whenever he waited on a set with a prop gun on a regular basis he pretended to shoot anyone else around. Having a dumb armourer got him this time.

Posted by: Cosda at August 17, 2023 08:06 PM (eEa31)

64 That Hawaiian official doesn't care about the loss of life-at all. Fucking psychopath.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2023 08:06 PM (TZ75n)

65 Pretty picture but I gotta tell ya. Them ain't falls. Around here we'd call that a creek.
On a good day.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2023 08:07 PM (hv9bm)

66 Asshole that he is , I still can't see that Baldwin would do this purposefully.
Posted by: Cosda at August 17, 2023 08:00 PM (eEa31)

Trying to intimidate her, or playing out his Indiana Jones fantasy

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2023 08:07 PM (xhaym)

67 What kind of a dumb ass would have live ammunition within a thousand miles of a bunch of Hollywood zipper-heads ?

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at August 17, 2023 08:08 PM (9X60i)

68 Under the elephant tweet, in that thread, is a tweet of a young lady posing with an overly friendly orangutan.
That seems very dangerous - those orange mofos are crazy strong.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 17, 2023 08:10 PM (vHIgi)

69 Saw this a couple threads back. Joe Biden's Illegal Alias, "Robert L. Peters". No doubt inspired by his bestie, Obama, bobbing for peters...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 17, 2023 08:10 PM (CDJ+2)

70 Biden Justice Department is taking action to ban all anti-Penguite content. Videos, comments, all of it. Expect multi-pronged up-armored raids. Final Warning.

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at August 17, 2023 08:10 PM (83IzV)

71 "67 What kind of a dumb ass would have live ammunition within a thousand miles of a bunch of Hollywood zipper-heads ?
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner"
******
Producer, Alec Baldwin

Posted by: Cosda at August 17, 2023 08:10 PM (eEa31)

72 Elephant has a sense of humor.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2023 08:10 PM (NpAcC)

73 Big hurricane headed for LA.
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner

Los Angeles LA, not Louisiana LA.

Posted by: SFGoth at August 17, 2023 08:10 PM (KAi1n)

74 Why was the FBI involved in the Baldwin case in the first place?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 17, 2023 08:10 PM (u73oe)

75 Trying to intimidate her, or playing out his Indiana Jones fantasy

If some lunatic is aiming a gun at me, the very first thing I do is get off the X.

If I'm proximate to the gunman, its going to be orgy of violence to soften up the perp to have the gun taken from him and then I'll have a second to decide whether I should remain in fear and need to further neutralize the subject.

This chick apparently was comfortable with lunatics aiming firearms directly at her.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 17, 2023 08:11 PM (p8A+W)

76 “ What kind of a dumb ass would have live ammunition within a thousand miles of a bunch of Hollywood zipper-heads ?
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner”

* types * * deletes *

Posted by: db (lowercase since 2008) back from a 2 year break at August 17, 2023 08:11 PM (wu87C)

77 That Hawaiian official doesn't care about the loss of life-at all. Fucking psychopath
---------

Too st0ned on the pakalolo

Posted by: JQ at August 17, 2023 08:11 PM (Gkog9)

78 The hurricane headed for LA is Hurricane Hilary.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 17, 2023 08:11 PM (xPl2J)

79 Big hurricane headed for LA.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at August 17, 2023 08:00 PM (9X60i)

Ten inches in a day will be exciting for LA. Hope no one is camping in the LA River.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2023 08:11 PM (xhaym)

80 Asshole that he is , I still can't see that Baldwin would do this purposefully.

--

It's probably been pointed out, but this is exactly right.

He didn't do it on purpose. He didn't NOT do it on purpose. He doesn't care enough about people who aren't him to bother one way or the other.

He was completely indifferent. He pointed it at her head and killed her because he couldn't be bothered to care about her or her family or her children or their futures.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 17, 2023 08:11 PM (NdB+W)

81 Big hurricane headed for LA.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at August 17, 2023 08:00 PM (9X60i)
***

Wind should be revered.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2023 08:11 PM (hv9bm)

82 Biden Justice Department is taking action to ban all anti-Penguite content. Videos, comments, all of it. Expect multi-pronged up-armored raids. Final Warning.
Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at August 17, 2023 08:10 PM (83IzV)

We shall fight on the beaches,
We shall fight on the landing grounds,
We shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
We shall fight in the hills;
We shall never surrender !!!

Posted by: runner at August 17, 2023 08:12 PM (V13WU)

83 Ten inches in a day will be exciting for LA. Hope no one is camping in the LA River.

My guess is that will be the cleanest LA's streets have looked in years.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 17, 2023 08:13 PM (eOEVl)

84 That Hawaiian official doesn't care about the loss of life-at all. Fucking psychopath.

No. Its completely consistent with his Water Is Life faith statement.

The immolated's ashes don't have water in them anymore so they are no longer imbued with holiness.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 17, 2023 08:14 PM (p8A+W)

85 Woman saves lynx from a trap. And wouldn't you know it, right after, the lynx walks right into the trap again. Thankfully this time it's already tripped but -- dumb lynx.

Was this a male lynx?
How do the 'Rons rate the woman?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 17, 2023 08:14 PM (llON8)

86 Jim Jordan’s letter to Garland requests data concerning use of geofencing Jan 6 ...

...Geofencing is a fence that collects data from every phone in the area and sends it to google
for processing.

https://tinyurl.com/394wk6bv

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2023 08:14 PM (lCWOD)

87 Betcha Biden won’t have to be shamed into going to LA after the hurricane.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 17, 2023 08:14 PM (u73oe)

88 "Men are dogs, women are cats."
I think they staged that for clicks.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2023 08:15 PM (NpAcC)

89 Betcha Biden won’t have to be shamed into going to LA after the hurricane.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 17, 2023 08:14 PM (u73oe)

I don't know. Hawaii might be the bluest state and he still tried to blow them off.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 17, 2023 08:16 PM (xPl2J)

90 We shall fight on the beaches,
We shall fight on the landing grounds,
We shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
We shall fight in the hills;
We shall never surrender !!!

Reporting for Duty

Posted by: 🐧 at August 17, 2023 08:16 PM (p8A+W)

91 Fire is holy and must be revered in its cleansing.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2023 08:17 PM (xhaym)

92 Why was the FBI involved in the Baldwin case in the first place?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 17, 2023 08:10 PM (u73oe)

Probably as a favor.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2023 08:17 PM (xhaym)

93 Betcha Biden won’t have to be shamed into going to LA after the hurricane.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 17, 2023 08:14 PM (u73oe)

Yeah.
He'll fly back to DC with $20M in campaign donations.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2023 08:17 PM (hv9bm)

94 Why was the FBI involved in the Baldwin case in the first place?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 17, 2023 08:10 PM (u73oe)

Maybe they thought he tried to lynch Bubba Wallace.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 17, 2023 08:18 PM (xPl2J)

95 Been played out so many times he is bored.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2023 08:06 PM (xhaym)

The look on his face says he's praying for the end of time.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 17, 2023 08:18 PM (OX9vb)

96 Ten inches in a day will be exciting...

Oh come on now, we should have a dozen socks swinging at this low and slow over the plate.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 17, 2023 08:18 PM (p8A+W)

97 I don't know. Hawaii might be the bluest state and he still tried to blow them off.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 17, 2023 08:16 PM (xPl2J)

Hawaii = 4 electoral votes.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2023 08:19 PM (hv9bm)

98 Only one woman is actually from Venus, in fact she is the Ambassador from Venus. Her name is Omnec Onec and she came to this Earth from Venus, inhabiting the body of a 9 year old girl who died in a car accident in the mid-50s. Her autobiography is titled-From Venus I Came-which is part of her Venusian Trilogy. She brings a message of love and interplanetary brotherhood to us Earthlings. She was interviewed several times by much-loved journalist and broadcaster Art Bell.

Posted by: In Awe at August 17, 2023 08:19 PM (83IzV)

99 96 Ten inches in a day will be exciting...

Oh come on now, we should have a dozen socks swinging at this low and slow over the plate.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 17, 2023 08:18 PM (p8A+W)

Oh my!

Posted by: George Takei at August 17, 2023 08:21 PM (PiwSw)

100 So what's the score so far?

Government officials don't tend to non-native grasses on their property.

Government employees arrive to put out a fire, don't put it out, leave.

Government officials don't sound alarm warning residents of emergency.

Government employees blockade road and prevent escape from fire.

Government employee (official?) shuts off water to put out fire.

Did I miss anything?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 17, 2023 08:22 PM (NdB+W)

101 >>> 100 So what's the score so far?

Government officials don't tend to non-native grasses on their property.

Government employees arrive to put out a fire, don't put it out, leave.

Government officials don't sound alarm warning residents of emergency.

Government employees blockade road and prevent escape from fire.

Government employee (official?) shuts off water to put out fire.

Did I miss anything?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 17, 2023 08:22 PM (NdB+W)

Somebody, quick, indict OrangeManBad!!!

Posted by: leftists at August 17, 2023 08:23 PM (llON8)

102 Did I miss anything?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 17, 2023 08:22 PM

School was closed. Kids were at home.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2023 08:24 PM (hv9bm)

103 Jim "sleeve rolled up" Jordon needs to subpoena Google, not play footsie's with the FBI/DoJ.

With threats. That Google will understand.

But...... GOP.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 17, 2023 08:25 PM (Q4IgG)

104 Did I miss anything?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 17, 2023 08:22 PM

And nothing will happen to any of them.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2023 08:27 PM (Wnv9h)

105 Somebody, quick, indict OrangeManBad!!!

Posted by: leftists at August 17, 2023 08:23 PM (llON

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Before the 2024 election, he'll be indicted in all 57 states.

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 08:29 PM (JdE7W)

106 2nd night of Rob Roy's, getting better at making them.

** Looks wistfully at empty bottle of Gin.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 17, 2023 08:30 PM (up/3i)

107 On the thread below, this was quoted

"to ensure that his loi and other uses"

What is 'his loi'?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 17, 2023 08:30 PM (aD39U)

108 Government officials don't tend to non-native grasses on their property.

Government employees arrive to put out a fire, don't put it out, leave.

Government officials don't sound alarm warning residents of emergency.

Government employees blockade road and prevent escape from fire.

Government employee (official?) shuts off water to put out fire.

Did I miss anything?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 17, 2023 08:22 PM (NdB+W)

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Government employees, the Deep State, and MDM-MSM (BIRM thrice) blame fires & deaths on "Climate Crisis Catastrophe" and Conservatives ... but mostly Conservatives.

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 08:31 PM (JdE7W)

109 Oh man. Today, the escape route that was blocked by electrical workers:

"Carroll said she saw several drivers get out of their vehicles with chain saws and run up to help the electrical crews clear the downed poles. "But they were waved away..."

...Lahaina resident Amanda Cassidy, 33, said she and her boyfriend encountered a similar situation as they tried to escape their neighborhood using Lahainaluna Road while flames devoured her rental home.

She said she saw police blocking roads while utility crews worked on downed lines."

https://tinyurl.com/28tlbnr3

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 17, 2023 08:31 PM (NdB+W)

110 Swamp cooler not working. It's raining, 93 and huge dark clouds and thunder.

Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2023 08:32 PM (n2500)

111 I've never ridden a bicycle naked but I could imagine disfavor had the seat pinched my big silverback balls.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2023 08:32 PM (fY84s)

112 98 Only one woman is actually from Venus, in fact she is the Ambassador from Venus. Her name is Omnec Onec and she came to this Earth from Venus, inhabiting the body of a 9 year old girl who died in a car accident in the mid-50s. Her autobiography is titled-From Venus I Came-which is part of her Venusian Trilogy. She brings a message of love and interplanetary brotherhood to us Earthlings. She was interviewed several times by much-loved journalist and broadcaster Art Bell.
Posted by: In Awe

Venus and Mars are at war. WE ARE THE SPOILS!!!!

https://youtu.be/msKubf4fE8E

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 17, 2023 08:34 PM (g/54t)

113 On the thread below, this was quoted

"to ensure that his loi and other uses"

What is 'his loi'?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 17, 2023 08:30 PM (aD39U)

------------

Wondered the same. Interwebz search claims:

"Loi in Hawaiian means disapprobation or contempt shown for another's opinion, similar to pupuka It can also mean to look over or scrutinize."

Imma gonna go with Definition #1 ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 08:37 PM (JdE7W)

114 74 Why was the FBI involved in the Baldwin case in the first place?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 17, 2023 08:10 PM (u73oe)

++++

Local PDs frequently contract with the FBI lab for forensic testing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 17, 2023 08:37 PM (klJTj)

115 Ace, if you're around:

"President Joe Biden announced his administration would send relief payments to the tune of $700 per household...

Those checks, however, won’t even cover each household’s portion of the $113 billion in aid packages the United States has billed taxpayers for the war in Ukraine, which averages almost $900 per household."

https://tinyurl.com/2ca5cqpw

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 17, 2023 08:38 PM (NdB+W)

116 That couples fight video. That serene calm on his part tells me that he passion and volatility have at least one very positive application. lol

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 17, 2023 08:38 PM (KFhLj)

117 Also, mentioned below was the Hunter failed plea deal that linked to this statement from Weiss

"Seeing that the parties were at an impasse, the Government informed the Defendant, in writing on August 9, 2023, that it was withdrawing the most recent version of its proposed plea and diversion agreements," Weiss wrote in the filing. "That is why the Government has asked the Court to vacate its briefing order and has moved to dismiss the criminal tax information."

What does this mean?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 17, 2023 08:38 PM (aD39U)

118 What does this mean?

--

It means Hunter is a prince.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 17, 2023 08:39 PM (NdB+W)

119 There's an article on Vivek Ramaswamy at zerohEodge. It includes a link to
yesterday's i interesting nterview with Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2023 08:40 PM (lCWOD)

120 >>>The answer to what makes one happy in life, is...

Tacos.

And surfing sea otters.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan!

>Pickled eggs. A complementary pepper sauce and an adult beverage.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2023 08:40 PM (fY84s)

121 2nd night of Rob Roy's, getting better at making them.

** Looks wistfully at empty bottle of Gin.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 17, 2023 08:30 PM (up/3i)

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When I have bouts of insomnia in the middle of the night, I make "perfect" martinis -- gin and equal parts sweet & dry vermouth.

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 08:41 PM (JdE7W)

122 What does this mean?

--

It means Hunter is a prince.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 17, 2023 08:39 PM (NdB+W)

In English it seems to say that since your deal to plead guilt fell through, we are going to drop the charges.

I am sure that can't be what it means in legalese.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 17, 2023 08:42 PM (aD39U)

123 >>>The answer to what makes one happy in life, is...

"Attitude and Gratitude."

[h/t Dennis Prager's non-deceased father Max]

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 08:42 PM (JdE7W)

124 What does this mean?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 17, 2023 08:38 PM (aD39U)

It probably means they set a new sweetheart deal, but I hope it means no judge will sign off on this sort of full pardon for anything anywhere.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 17, 2023 08:43 PM (xhaym)

125 Pitch Meeting, The Meg 2, The Trench:

https://youtu.be/q9zVYXxffCg

Posted by: Sharkman at August 17, 2023 08:44 PM (yzp7T)

126 Ace, if you're around:

"President Joe Biden announced his administration would send relief payments to the tune of $700 per household...

Those checks, however, won’t even cover each household’s portion of the $113 billion in aid packages the United States has billed taxpayers for the war in Ukraine, which averages almost $900 per household."

https://tinyurl.com/2ca5cqpw
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 17, 2023 08:38 PM (NdB+W)

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"F*ck you, America -- all that money should be sent to Ukraine!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 08:44 PM (JdE7W)

127 I waged jihad on the fucking ground bees in my front yard. I think I won. I'll check tomorrow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2023 08:45 PM (TZ75n)

128 @121

>>When I have bouts of insomnia in the middle of the night, I make "perfect" martinis -- gin and equal parts sweet & dry vermouth.

Gimlets are my usual thing because of how versatile that particular cocktail is.

That perfect martini sounds, well.. Perfect.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 17, 2023 08:48 PM (up/3i)

129 Big hurricane headed for LA.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at August 17, 2023 08:00 PM (9X60i)
***

Wind should be revered.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2023 08:11 PM (hv9bm)

-------------

"Death should be revered."

-- The Leftist Death Cult, unexpectedly

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 08:49 PM (JdE7W)

130 So some twink fiddled with himself while Hawaii burned.

Everything old is new and stupider again.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2023 08:52 PM (9UlRk)

131 Headline at ZeroHedge: "Project Veritas Implodes Six Months After Firing James O'Keefe"

Now that's unexpected AND a damn shame ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Misinflation, Disinflation, & Malinflation Researcher at August 17, 2023 08:53 PM (JdE7W)

132 I think it means Hunter is a judge now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2023 08:53 PM (9UlRk)

133 130 So some twink fiddled with himself while Hawaii burned.

Everything old is new and stupider again.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2023 08:52 PM (9UlRk)

where i come from it's called shitting the bed

Posted by: Amber Heard at August 17, 2023 08:53 PM (us2H3)

134 Why was the FBI involved in the Baldwin case in the first place?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 17, 2023 08:10 PM (u73oe)

++++

Local PDs frequently contract with the FBI lab for forensic testing.

We destroy evidence so you don't have to!

Posted by: The FBI at August 17, 2023 08:53 PM (amJF4)

135 Put some decent flow in that top picture and that little pour over would make in interesting run for a whitewater canoe or kayak. It's at the proper level for a good scouting right now. I can almost hear the call of my river trash buddy long departed: 'Hey Eromero, drop what you're doing and throw your boats in your truck. It's raining like hell in Arkansas!'

Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2023 08:53 PM (NxC5+)

136 With the availability of remote software control, why would one point a firearm at a camera with a human operator? Mark the spot, director and cameraman and everyone else on set are made safe, shoot scene.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at August 17, 2023 08:53 PM (mCh4j)

137 where i come from it's called shitting the bed
Posted by: Amber Heard at August 17, 2023 08:53 PM (us2H3)

Wow.

I didn't think there were any living native speakers of Whoreanesian left.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2023 08:55 PM (9UlRk)

138 With the availability of remote software control, why would one point a firearm at a camera with a human operator? Mark the spot, director and cameraman and everyone else on set are made safe, shoot scene.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade

--

I don't think they were shooting a scene.

IIRC Baldwin was jokingly pointing the gun at her and jokingly threatening her when he jokingly murdered her.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 17, 2023 08:55 PM (NdB+W)

139 136 With the availability of remote software control, why would one point a firearm at a camera with a human operator? Mark the spot, director and cameraman and everyone else on set are made safe, shoot scene.
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade

How about not pointing a gun at another person and then pulling the trigger?

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 17, 2023 08:56 PM (U2p+3)

140 word on the street is Weiss is out to break Robert Fiske's record for completing an investigation

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 08:57 PM (us2H3)

141 Reporting for Duty
Posted by: 🐧 at August 17, 2023 08:16 PM (p8A+W)

Penguin Person! How've you been?

Posted by: Emmie at August 17, 2023 08:57 PM (Sf2cq)

142 That wheelchair stunt is something else.

Posted by: Ciampino - names can be funny under different circumstances at August 17, 2023 08:58 PM (qfLjt)

143 Ciampino's Rescue kitties

There's another more extensive photo update #149 at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT

ALSO LIVE STREAMING!! - Biscuits' BABIES ON WEBCAM
Now most nights as well

https://www.twitch.tv/kittenwatch

Posted by: Ciampino - Would a T-Rex be considered a small arms dealer? at August 17, 2023 08:59 PM (qfLjt)

144 Hunter Biden got his tax cheating case dismissed. Must be nice. They dismissed because they might file charges in the gun case eventually and they don't want him stressing too much about a tax fraud case. One charge is more than enough for precious.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 17, 2023 09:01 PM (O1z4v)

145 Wheelchair guy is my new hero.

Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2023 09:02 PM (NxC5+)

146 Some Ruth Buzzi
https://youtu.be/D_B4QeggTRo

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 17, 2023 09:03 PM (mNmNo)

147 Today I helped a finch escape from a bird feeder it was trapped in. A nice little feel-good moment amidst all the crap going on these days.

Posted by: davidt at August 17, 2023 09:04 PM (SYTee)

148 OH COME ON...

I'm tracking Hurricane Hillary with the most advanced Satellite and ground Doppler radar we have.

What I'm seeing is her stumbling out of some local bar near where she lives...without Bill...

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 17, 2023 09:04 PM (UsQA1)

149 Regardless of how ARREC BARRWIN's legal troubles go, it's gonna be tough to rewatch his action movies with the knowledge that dozens of crew members died to bring us those scenes.

Posted by: CppThis at August 17, 2023 09:05 PM (PZvjL)

150 Wheelchair guy is my new hero.
Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2023 09:02 PM (NxC5+)

——————-

Frank, you shouldn’t do that! You might break your back and wind up in a...never mind.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 17, 2023 09:05 PM (u73oe)

151 Reporting for Duty
Posted by: 🐧 at August 17, 2023 08:16 PM (p8A+W)

LOOK!!!
Mackerel!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2023 09:05 PM (hv9bm)

152 Wheelchair guy is my new hero.
Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2023 09:02 PM (NxC5+)

What's funny is it's clear everyone watching were stunned he made it.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2023 09:08 PM (hv9bm)

153 Hello???

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2023 09:08 PM (hv9bm)

154 Diogenes!

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 17, 2023 09:09 PM (U2p+3)

155 Hello???
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2023 09:08 PM (hv9bm)

———-

Is it me you’re looking for?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 17, 2023 09:09 PM (u73oe)

156 Where'd everybody go?

*sobs*

I took a shower and everything!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2023 09:09 PM (hv9bm)

157 DavidT, this morning aBout 0415 I was standing at the bathroom sink getting ready when a grandaddy longlegs walked across my naked foot. I picked him up and took him outside. Good deed done!

Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2023 09:10 PM (NxC5+)

158 Nurse!! Duke!!!

I wondered if I was playing with myself here.

Oh wait. That didn't come out right...

Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2023 09:10 PM (hv9bm)

159 Dude.

At least turn off the camera when you're doing that.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 17, 2023 09:11 PM (U2p+3)

160 I took a shower and everything!

Well, I hope you didn’t take it far. We might need it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2023 09:11 PM (xTRSc)

161 that's a Latinx for ya, just shitting herself, right out in public

that's a neverdo

Posted by: Amber Heard at August 17, 2023 09:12 PM (us2H3)

162 Said that Hanna Giles is running the operation.
Is she the one who gave him the boot?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2023 09:12 PM (lCWOD)

163 Tuxedo cat went through that gate like a hot knife through butter.

Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2023 09:12 PM (NxC5+)

164 Oh,

I've seen 2 very convincing Vids of the origins of the Maui Fires...yes fires plural. Yes Power Lines There were 2.

Downed power lines when the winds were peaking. First fire they controlled. The Second fire was the one that the Maui FD thought they had a handle on until later in the day when winds reached 50-70 mph...and then they lost the handle and everything went to hell just like Oakland 1998

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 17, 2023 09:14 PM (UsQA1)

165 Jeebus, HUGE thunder/lightening overhead.

Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2023 09:14 PM (n2500)

166 Oh, I'm so sorry...

Good evening Horde.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 17, 2023 09:16 PM (UsQA1)

167 I had an ex-girlfriend that at one time called me a narcissist and a womanizer.

It was at that moment that I wanted to do an Alec Baldwin on her impudent ass, but I restrained myself because fucking the hired help is always challenging and often too theatric.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2023 09:16 PM (fY84s)

168 >>> 165 Jeebus, HUGE thunder/lightening overhead.
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2023 09:14 PM (n2500)

It is wrong to hope someone was smited?

Ok how about hoping you get some rain?? or have you been getting more than enough lately (I know the Front Range has had more than usual but not sure about where you are)?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 17, 2023 09:16 PM (llON8)

169 I took a shower and everything!

Wasting life.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 17, 2023 09:17 PM (aD39U)

170 that fire was sucking wind

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2023 09:18 PM (lCWOD)

171 165 Jeebus, HUGE thunder/lightening overhead.
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2023 09:14 PM
I want to stop this being aggravated with the heat and start being aggravated with too much rain. Really a lot of rain.

Posted by: Eromero at August 17, 2023 09:18 PM (NxC5+)

172 I wish we would get some rain. It's dry dry dry out here in Seattle. Spooky dry.

I love my November days when it gets dark at 415 and it's grey and chilly and raining. And windy. And there's no one on the beach but me.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 17, 2023 09:18 PM (U2p+3)

173 A dud from the past. George Carlin before figured out how to be funny, later on. The laugh track is way over the top for this crummy material.

https://tinyurl.com/34bh3u9y

Posted by: Gref at August 17, 2023 09:18 PM (AMIL/)

174 I took a shower and everything!
Posted by: Diogenes

Well, maybe put some back for the rest of us …

Posted by: Adriane the Partially Educated Vulcanology Critic . . . at August 17, 2023 09:19 PM (jonTH)

175 170 that fire was sucking wind
Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2023 09:18 PM (lCWOD)

what am I, chopped liva ??

Posted by: Earth at August 17, 2023 09:20 PM (us2H3)

176 Ok how about hoping you get some rain?? or have you been getting more than enough lately (I know the Front Range has had more than usual but not sure about where you are)?
Posted by: Helena

W CO. GJ. We need the rain and are getting some, but huge thunder clap over my head made me jump.

Seems like that big cloud is just circling the valley.

Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2023 09:22 PM (n2500)

177 Boy, this 'Joe Biden' guy sure looks a lot like one of our big clients, Rob Peters...

Posted by: Swiss Bankers Association at August 17, 2023 09:22 PM (ptElO)

178 That "men are dogs, women are cats" video is a fine example of the hot-crazy matrix. She has to be somewhere up there in the "strippers, redheads, and girls named Tiffany" region to be putting up with that crazy.

Posted by: GWB at August 17, 2023 09:24 PM (83DAm)

179 Hi Nurse. You sure were right a while back when you warned us river otters are not as friendly as sea otters!

https://tinyurl.com/2p98vh54

Posted by: Gref at August 17, 2023 09:25 PM (AMIL/)

180 168

Well now, we of the COMMIEFORNIA west coast,
might just get the degraded energy from none other than

HURRICAINE HILLARY!!!!! Not that the she bitch in the flesh would ever hang on the LEFT coast...she be all that East coast MARXIST VIBE and all and staying away from THE BILL these days...

Just go hiking Bitch...Just go hiking.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 17, 2023 09:25 PM (UsQA1)

181 Each time I was in Hawaii, it rained every friggin' day. How the hell do they have a wildfire problem?

Posted by: The Big Bang at August 17, 2023 09:26 PM (XMwZJ)

182 With the availability of remote software control, why would one point a firearm at a camera with a human operator?

Duh, to kill her? Geez, you didn't even try!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at August 17, 2023 09:27 PM (ptElO)

183 181 Don’t go to Hawaii with Calvin’s father.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2023 09:27 PM (xTRSc)

184 AZFamily.com
A special agent with the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) is dead after being accidentally shot by another IRS agent during a training exercise Thursday at a federal gun range in Phoenix,

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2023 09:28 PM (lCWOD)

185 179 Hi Nurse. You sure were right a while back when you warned us river otters are not as friendly as sea otters!

https://tinyurl.com/2p98vh54
Posted by: Gref

I told you! They are super nasty and aggressive. And they stink.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 17, 2023 09:29 PM (U2p+3)

186 when I first got together with my now wife, she attacked me in the shower with a big bottle of Scope

after listening to my message machine

bitch blacked my eye

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 09:29 PM (us2H3)

187 184 -- Finally, some good news!

Posted by: The Big Bang at August 17, 2023 09:30 PM (XMwZJ)

188 Is that psychotic sea otter still stealing surfboards off Santa Cruz?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2023 09:30 PM (xTRSc)

189 I told you! They are super nasty and aggressive. And they stink.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 17, 2023 09:29 PM (U2p+3)

That's baloney! One River Otter steps out and you blame the whole tribe!

Sea otters smell too, btw. Like wet dog and hot dog water that's been out in the sun for a week. And they are big fans of the surprise rape, I'm told.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2023 09:32 PM (mZ3xv)

190 A special agent with the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) is dead after being accidentally shot by another IRS agent during a training exercise Thursday at a federal gun range in Phoenix,

Posted by: Braenyard at August 17, 2023 09:28 PM (lCWOD)

to be fair, it was accidental shooting day at the training site

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 09:32 PM (us2H3)

191 Downed power lines when the winds were peaking. First fire they controlled. The Second fire was the one that the Maui FD thought they had a handle on until later in the day when winds reached 50-70 mph...and then they lost the handle and everything went to hell just like Oakland 1998
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 17, 2023 09:14 PM (UsQA1)

Interesting; thanks Nightwatch! These days my first suspicion is ecoterrorists.

Posted by: Emmie at August 17, 2023 09:33 PM (Sf2cq)

192 Sea otters smell like kelp and abalone.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 17, 2023 09:33 PM (xTRSc)

193 Dude does that awesome flip in a wheelchair. Meanwhile I struggle to get up off the floor after tightening a seal under my sink.

Being 29 sucks.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 17, 2023 09:36 PM (T/Lqj)

194 184 AZFamily.com
A special agent with the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) is dead after being accidentally shot by another IRS agent during a training exercise Thursday at a federal gun range in Phoenix,

Posted by: Braenyard

He had information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 17, 2023 09:38 PM (xSnmX)

195 He had information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton?
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 17, 2023 09:38 PM (xSnmX

Ah, the death knell.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2023 09:40 PM (mZ3xv)

196 And they stink.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 17, 2023 09:29 PM

Then why don't they have the level of reputation for putridity of smell that penguins do?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 17, 2023 09:40 PM (a3Q+t)

197 Posted by: AlaBAMA

BLAM BLAM BLAM

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 17, 2023 09:43 PM (U2p+3)

198 Y'all better watch it. Don't make me angry.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 17, 2023 09:43 PM (U2p+3)

199 I am so pruod of my town of Brattleboro for recivering enough donatoins to bree able to sends over 100 FART Tubes to that maui place to helps them fright Globill Warming in the future so they has no moor fires.....

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 17, 2023 09:45 PM (y9QBQ)

200 Tomorrow I go off the grid (mostly - will have my phone). Gonna meet my elder son for a camping weekend on Grand Mesa.

Kind of fitting since I had a shitty ay at work. It's like they knew I was heading out or something.

Can't wait to hang out with Boy #1 and not think about anything.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 17, 2023 09:46 PM (T/Lqj)

201 I am new to the site and keep seeing this person Mary Clogginstein always talking about something called a FART Tube? Does anyone know what this is ???

Posted by: Jackson Theragood at August 17, 2023 09:47 PM (y9QBQ)

202 would someone please explain to me what a "FART TUBE" is?

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at August 17, 2023 09:48 PM (V1lUW)

203 well, well, well...

@ConwayShow
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9m
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#BREAKING Herman Andaya, the director of Maui’s Emergency Management Agency has just resigned
@stevengregory

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2023 09:48 PM (IG4Id)

204 I am new to the site and keep seeing this person Mary Clogginstein always talking about something called a FART Tube? Does anyone know what this is ???
Posted by: Jackson Theragood at August 17, 2023 09:47 PM (y9QBQ)

Basically a very, very, very stale sock.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 17, 2023 09:48 PM (T/Lqj)

205 202 would someone please explain to me what a "FART TUBE" is?
Posted by: Admirale's Mate at August 17, 2023 09:48 PM (V1lUW)

Do you own a Google?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2023 09:49 PM (mZ3xv)

206 AZFamily.com
A special agent with the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) is dead after being accidentally shot by another IRS agent during a training exercise Thursday at a federal gun range in Phoenix,

Posted by: Braenyard

Why would IRS agents need firearms training and not, say, accounting, auditing, and tax law?

Posted by: Adriane the Partially Educated Vulcanology Critic . . . at August 17, 2023 09:49 PM (jonTH)

207 203 well, well, well...

@ConwayShow
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#BREAKING Herman Andaya, the director of Maui’s Emergency Management Agency has just resigned
@stevengregory
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2023 09:48 PM (IG4Id

"Health reasons"

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2023 09:49 PM (mZ3xv)

208 Why would IRS agents need firearms training and not, say, accounting, auditing, and tax law?
Posted by: Adriane the Partially Educated Vulcanology Critic

Just in case a pile of 401ks has a Swedish K hidden in it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2023 09:51 PM (IG4Id)

209 I basically ignore any Cloggenstein sock. Been done to death, it has.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 17, 2023 09:51 PM (T/Lqj)

210 Several Democrat libtard decisions before, during, and after the Hi fire starting to come to light.

Anybody know the over / under on how many days before this whole thing goes down the media memory hole ?

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at August 17, 2023 09:52 PM (9X60i)

211 LLOOOK,

MAUI was... at the end of the day..THE FIRE DEPARTMENT NOT PLAYNG FIRE Behavior CHESS and getting AHEAD of the problem.

Such as they were NEVER TRAINED in this type of senerio...they THOUGHT they had a handle...yet Mother Nature ripped them a NEW ASSHOLE.

Posted by: Nightwatch at August 17, 2023 09:52 PM (UsQA1)

212 At some point, the IRS is going to start kicking down doors and taking your coin collection. They will need to be armed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2023 09:52 PM (mZ3xv)

213 "I am new to the site and keep seeing this person Mary Clogginstein always talking about something called a FART Tube? Does anyone know what this is ???"

You ever see those tubes at a truck stop that capture diesel exhaust? A fart tube is the human version of those..

Sort of...

Posted by: Outside of Life at August 17, 2023 09:52 PM (89Sog)

214 #BREAKING Herman Andaya, the director of Maui’s Emergency Management Agency has just resigned.

Another Unqualified Woke Shitbag politically appointed to do a important job. And of course when called upon to do the actual job they screw it up and people die and property destroyed !!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 17, 2023 09:53 PM (hSa/7)

215 203 well, well, well...

@ConwayShow
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#BREAKING Herman Andaya, the director of Maui’s Emergency Management Agency has just resigned
@stevengregory
Posted by: weft cut-loop

It's all fun and games and cashing checks, then an actual emergency struck. Bummer.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 17, 2023 09:53 PM (xSnmX)

216 Can't wait to hang out with Boy #1 and not think about anything.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Take rain gear.

Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2023 09:53 PM (n2500)

217 214 #BREAKING Herman Andaya, the director of Maui’s Emergency Management Agency has just resigned.

Another Unqualified Woke Shitbag politically appointed to do a important job. And of course when called upon to do the actual job they screw it up and people die and property destroyed !!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 17, 2023 09:53 PM (hSa/7

Let's talk about why this is Trump's fault.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2023 09:54 PM (mZ3xv)

218 I basically ignore any Cloggenstein sock. Been done to death, it has.

Sigh....

Nobody loves me anymore....

Sigh....

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson Klein at August 17, 2023 09:55 PM (89Sog)

219 212 At some point, the IRS is going to start kicking down doors and taking your coin collection. They will need to be armed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 17, 2023 09:52 PM (mZ3xv)

in 8-10 years, half the taxes collected will be used for paying the interest on the national debt

they know this and are planning accordingly

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 09:57 PM (us2H3)

220 217 214 #BREAKING Herman Andaya, the director of Maui’s Emergency Management Agency has just resigned.

Another Unqualified Woke Shitbag politically appointed to do a important job. And of course when called upon to do the actual job they screw it up and people die and property destroyed !!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 17, 2023 09:53 PM (hSa/7

Let's talk about why this is Trump's fault.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

We are issuing 17 indictments against Donald J Trump for Jan 6 and the fire in Maui.

Posted by: Hawaii DA at August 17, 2023 09:57 PM (xSnmX)

221 #BREAKING Herman Andaya, the director of Maui’s Emergency Management Agency has just resigned.

Another Unqualified Woke Shitbag politically appointed to do a important job. And of course when called upon to do the actual job they screw it up and people die and property destroyed !!!

Bet you he resigned because he got a promotion.

Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2023 09:58 PM (dNNCD)

222 public nudity is legal in Brattleboro

Posted by: REDACTED at August 17, 2023 09:59 PM (us2H3)

223 Los Angeles LA, not Louisiana LA.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 17, 2023 08:10 PM (KAi1n)

And definitely not Lethbridge, Alberta.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2023 09:59 PM (m/f+S)

224 Why would IRS agents need firearms training and not, say, accounting, auditing, and tax law?

So they don't shoot each other in a pre-dawn raid.

Posted by: t-bird at August 17, 2023 10:01 PM (A0/af)

225 ONT

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2023 10:01 PM (IG4Id)

226 Hey Maui............... You F**ked up when you hired me. So what if I have no experience and a BA Degree in Gay Hamster Reproduction. Well I am out here to live in LA with my Hollywood buds................ Late Dudes and Surf's Up !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Herman Andaya at August 17, 2023 10:04 PM (hSa/7)

227 Comment at 226 is probably 100% accurate !!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 17, 2023 10:05 PM (9e2kV)

228 Maui will carry them thru Hunter's tax charge being dropped and tomorrow is Friday, so, Saturday is Maui's last day. Sunday is Hurricane Hic destroys LA.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at August 17, 2023 10:06 PM (h0Knf)

229 Can't wait to hang out with Boy #1 and not think about anything.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Take rain gear.
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2023 09:53 PM (n2500)

always do. I am like a really old boy scout.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 17, 2023 10:07 PM (T/Lqj)

230 This is Trump's fault because accelerated GLOBAL WARMING and poor President Biden is trying to solve all these problems from the beach in Delaware..........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 17, 2023 10:08 PM (9e2kV)

231 #BREAKING Herman Andaya, the director of Maui’s Emergency Management Agency has just resigned
@stevengregory
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2023 09:48 PM (IG4Id)

One step ahead of the lynch mob?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2023 10:10 PM (pYaTk)

232 CNN Breaking News from Hawaii................

Today Pele filed charges against Trump for the Maui Wildfire in Hawaii court. Merrick Garland concurred and a Special Prosecutor will be appointed to charge Trump !!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at August 17, 2023 10:11 PM (9e2kV)

233 If you want to fuck over the common man, you need not recruit the IRS for SWAT inspired training and assault tactics, you just need to adopt the child services policies of the state of CA.

My friend, who loved his daughter, who was gainfully employed and would never consider becoming a deadbeat dad was fucked by three agencies with administrative discrepancies.

All assets ceased, tossed in the pokey, released, wages garnished and reputation as a exemplary employee trashed. His daughter's mother rushed to his defense to no avail. It was many moons before he could put his life back together.

Dude had to borrow funds from his brother to buy groceries.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at August 17, 2023 10:11 PM (fY84s)

234 One step ahead of the lynch mob?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2023 10:10 PM (pYaTk)''

George Lynch!!

Debbil Hornz!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 17, 2023 10:14 PM (T/Lqj)

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