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FaceBook Objected to Biden's Demands for Censorship, But Censored Vax Skeptics Anyway, Because They Need the Government's Help in Protecting Their Consumer Spying Operations in Europe

FaceBook's whole business model is "data-mining" their customers and then selling that data to advertisers.

Europe has been attempting to ban the process.

FaceBook has long supported leftwing Democrats, both with direct donations and $350 million+ investments in ballot harvesting and GOTV efforts in Democrat districts. And they were now calling on the Democrats they lease-with-an-option-to-buy to defend them against Europe's attempts to bring the FaceBook data-mining operations to heel.

When Joe Biden demanded that FaceBook censor people talking about their covid vax injuries, FaceBook objected, pointing out that attempting to censor such stories would just bring more attention to them. (They don't seem to have objected on principle, just that the censorship would not be a productive way to achieve Regime goals.)

However, they censored this material anyway. Internal emails show that FaceBook said they had more important matters at stake, specifically "data flows."

What did they mean by that? They meant they had to appease the Biden Administration so that the Biden Administration would protect their data-mining operations around the world. These are the "data flows" they meant -- the data flowing from FaceBook users to FaceBook and then to advertisers.

And David French continues insisting that Biden is merely "jawboning" social media companies to censor conservatives and other dissenters, and has every constitutional right to do so.

The indispensable Michael Shellenberger:

The Biden White House did not violate the First Amendment when it requested that Facebook censor information on Covid's origin and vaccine side effects, say many policymakers, journalists, and legal experts. Rather, White House officials were simply expressing their free speech rights, and Facebook executives were free to ignore White House requests.

But newly released internal emails show that Facebook executives felt pressure to comply with White House demands in order to resolve a European Union ban on the social media company's ability to transfer the data of European users to its servers in the United States.

In July 2021, after a White House official demanded that Facebook censor more information, Facebook's Vice President of Global Affairs and Communications, Nick Clegg, asked his colleagues to comply. The reason? Because of "the bigger fish we have to fry with the Administration -- data flows etc..."

By "data flows," Clegg was referring to the EU's demand that Facebook stop transferring European user data -- which Facebook advertisers value for targeting customers -- to the United States.

The dispute was no small matter. In May of this year, EU regulators fined Meta, Facebook's parent company, a record $1.3 billion for breaking the EU's privacy regulations. The regulator said that Meta had violated a 2020 ruling by the EU's highest court.

Two months later, on July 10, 2023, the Biden Administration and European Union announced a deal, the "EU-US Data Privacy Framework."

The series of events suggests a quid pro quo. Facebook would bow to White House requests for censorship in exchange for its help with the European Union.

"This is a gross violation of the First Amendment," Columbia Law School Professor Philip Hamburger told Public, "not only because it involves what the Supreme Court considers 'coercion,' but also because it's equally unconstitutional for the government to seek censorship through contract or conspiracy. And that's what happened here."

The White House wasn't the only entity demanding that Facebook censor. NGOs and journalists from NBC and the New York Times were also pressuring Facebook to censor more. In response, Facebook executives weighed the radical "blackholing" measure, which blocks links to external web sites without informing users.

But it's clear from the newly released emails that Facebook executives felt the greatest pressure from the White House and that they feared the White House would hurt them in other ways.

Until now, critics of government demands for greater Facebook censorship have focused on the White House's threat to revoke Facebook's Section 230 status, which immunizes the company from many forms of liability.

But the new emails point to a form of government leverage over the platform that has been ignored until now: the EU demand on Facebook to stop data flows from the EU to the US, and the conditional willingness of the White House to push back against it.

This is the final proof needed to establish that FaceBook was acting as an agent of the United States in censoring the Regime's enemies. There wasn't merely the threat of stripping their s.230 protection. (Or the threat, which I always mention, that the government will stop protecting these illegal monopolies and tart prosecuting them.)

There was also a direct bribe, a straight payoff: Censor for us and we'll fight for your right to mine the personal information of your users for advertising use.

FaceBook straight-up makes that connection themselves: "we have bigger fish to fry with the [Biden] Administration... data flows..."

They admit in their internal emails that they didn't want to buck the Biden Administration on censorship because they needed their help in protecting their core business of selling user information.

And David French continues babbling that this is just a case of the US government asking a completely-independent third party to please ban some "disinformation"...

And so, frankly, does the treasonous, vile corporate wing of the GOP.

Also very important: It was the criminal news media which was demanding the White House in turn apply pressure on social media companies to censor conservatives and vaccine dissidents.

I've long pointed out that CNN and NBC, in particular, maintain what I call "Deplatforming Officers." It is the job of the arrogant, face-missing-a-fist fascist Ben Collins at NBC to make demands that more and more Americans be censored and silenced. It was the job of Brian Stelter to do that at CNN; now the job is wholly in control of his former Junior Deplatforming Officer, Oliver Darcy.

They have no other job. Their jobs consist of finding people that liberals want to #Cancel and then using all the power of billion-dollar media companies to pressure social media platforms to cancel them.

[W]hy was the Biden White House so determined to censor Facebook in the first place?

Until the Facebook Files, the answer had been that they wanted people to take the vaccine. The White House believed all the anti-vaccine information on Facebook was contributing to "vaccine hesitancy."

But now, the Facebook Files reveal that Facebook executives knew censoring disfavored vaccine views would backfire and explained to White House officials that censoring such views would violate established norms around freedom of speech. But the White House demanded more censorship, anyway.

...

"We are facing continued pressure from external stakeholders, including the white house and the press, to remove more COVID-19 vaccine-discouraging content," [FaceBook employee] Birch wrote to Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and COO Sheryl Sandberg in an April 2021 email.

Facebook executive Nick Clegg initially attempted to defend his staff. "I countered that removing content like that would represent a significant incursion into traditional boundaries of free expression in the US," wrote Clegg.

Clegg wrote that given what is at stake -- which we can assume included those precious "data flows" -- it was critical that FaceBook bow to the Biden Administration's demands.


But he eventually caved in. "Given what is at stake here," he wrote, "it would also be a good idea if we could regroup to take stock of where we are in our relations with the WH [White House], and our internal methods too."

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The gross and ancient toad Taylor Lorenz also spends a lot of her time dialing up social media companies' officers and demanding the censor her enemies.

Posted by: Ace at 05:21 PM




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1 1st

Posted by: GF at August 10, 2023 05:21 PM (aJxr8)

2 Propagandists hate competition.

Posted by: huerfano at August 10, 2023 05:24 PM (7zEAH)

3 Roomy!

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 10, 2023 05:24 PM (lZVy/)

4 Sometimes, I think an EMP would be the best answer to the level and thoroughness of folks being surveilled and censored.

Yes, yes - there'd be negatives, but still.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2023 05:25 PM (MJIed)

5 Censorship that directly affects a Presidential outcome.

Covid. Ashley's Diary. Hunters laptop. Biden's Ukraine strong arm.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2023 05:25 PM (6VKyY)

6 Jesus. I think I just got AIDS from that pic of Ben Collins.


Also. Is it just me or does She-Ra Frankel look like Robert Deniro in Drag?

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2023 05:25 PM (XAUrg)

7 Lorenz is a sub-zero.

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 10, 2023 05:25 PM (lZVy/)

8 And David French continues insisting that Biden is merely "jawboning" social media companies to censor conservatives and other dissenters, and has every constitutional right to do so.
_______________

Kinda like Don Corleone jawboning the band leader to release the singer from his contract in "The Godfather."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 05:25 PM (YqDXo)

9 Isn't the woman on the right an actress?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 10, 2023 05:25 PM (9OpgF)

10 I've been MJIed! I don't know what that is but I hope I like it.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2023 05:25 PM (MJIed)

11 Also. Is it just me or does She-Ra Frankel look like Robert Deniro in Drag?
Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2023 05:25 PM (XAUrg)

She looks like a realtor.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2023 05:26 PM (9UlRk)

12 Deny constitution rights by proxy

Sure that's all legal

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2023 05:26 PM (MOY79)

13 Jesus. I think I just got AIDS from that pic of Ben Collins.
_____________

I just finished blasting my gaydar with a fire extinguisher.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 05:26 PM (YqDXo)

14 Symbiosis between Big Tech and the junta, you say? They accrete money and power and we are a are their slaves.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 10, 2023 05:26 PM (JvZF+)

15 >.Isn't the woman on the right an actress?


The one that looks like a Sicilian's Foot with a pre-cancerous Mole?


No idea.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2023 05:26 PM (XAUrg)

16 4 Sometimes, I think an EMP would be the best answer to the level and thoroughness of folks being surveilled and censored.

Yes, yes - there'd be negatives, but still.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2023 05:25 PM (MJIed)

I think everyone over 40 would be like 'OH THANK FUCK!' that we did not have to worry about our fucking cell phones any more.

Those under 40... well, it would be entertaining until the eating their own faces off began.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 10, 2023 05:27 PM (9OpgF)

17 She looks like a realtor.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

C'mon man!

Posted by: Used House Salesperson at August 10, 2023 05:27 PM (lZVy/)

18 I wish the EU would take down FB.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 10, 2023 05:27 PM (rJ48h)

19 They were just pushing the "Illusion" of Censorship, not Censorship Censorship.

Posted by: NBC News at August 10, 2023 05:27 PM (PiwSw)

20 Isn't the woman on the right an actress?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 10, 2023 05:25 PM (9OpgF)
______________

Not the latest draftee for the Packers' offensive line?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 05:27 PM (YqDXo)

21 I have so many reasons I stopped playing in these social cesspools, and this one is near the top.

At the top is it's that I finally decided that it's nobody's business what my business is.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 10, 2023 05:27 PM (6xRrr)

22 Once more, with feeling... the Government HAS no natural rights.

It is a man made entity... a legal construct. It has Powers, and limitations.

There is no GOVERNMENT Right to free speech... period.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2023 05:28 PM (oHd/0)

23 Sheera has some nice bazoomba's

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at August 10, 2023 05:28 PM (VMFAF)

24 "Data flows" = revenue flows

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 10, 2023 05:28 PM (JvZF+)

25 Isn't the woman on the right an actress?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 10, 2023 05:25 PM (9OpgF)
______________

Not the latest draftee for the Packers' offensive line?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

In fairness, that's Megan Markle in 10 years.

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 10, 2023 05:28 PM (lZVy/)

26 Isn't the woman on the right an actress?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 10, 2023 05:25 PM (9OpgF)
______________

Not the latest draftee for the Packers' offensive line?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

In fairness, that's Megan Markle in 10 years.
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 10, 2023 05:28 PM (lZVy/)
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Doesn't look bitter enough.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 05:29 PM (YqDXo)

27 She looks like the uglier sister from My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2023 05:29 PM (6VKyY)

28 Not the latest draftee for the Packers' offensive line?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

You misspelled Porkers.

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 10, 2023 05:30 PM (lZVy/)

29 Ben Collins look like you just prompted an AI to generate an image of the word "douchenozzle", but of course, being AI, it doesn't really understand mouths and teeth.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2023 05:30 PM (9UlRk)

30 I wish the EU would take down FB.
Posted by: mr tmz at August 10, 2023 05:27 PM (rJ48h)
___________

Yep. Ideally they'd take each other down.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 05:30 PM (YqDXo)

31 Not my concern.

Posted by: Mike Pence at August 10, 2023 05:30 PM (krQz2)

32 Sheera is a Punk Rocker!

Posted by: Joey, DeeDee, Johnny, Tommy, CJ, Marky, Richie, and Elvis at August 10, 2023 05:30 PM (PiwSw)

33 Nasty media critters. Can't wait until their jobs are replaced by AI generated characters.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:31 PM (V+/H3)

34 >> She looks like the uglier sister from My Big Fat Greek Wedding.


She'll put Tziki on it if it means you'll try eating it.

Posted by: garrett at August 10, 2023 05:31 PM (XAUrg)

35 Off with their heads!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 10, 2023 05:31 PM (/A6QO)

36 What does that gal on the right bench press, anyway? She'd only have about a three inch range of motion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 05:31 PM (YqDXo)

37 Speaking of AI, it's well known that ChatGPT devoured the internet for its LLM, which means everything you goofballs have ever written is now part of its language model.

Think on that for a second.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2023 05:31 PM (6VKyY)

38 I think everyone over 40 would be like 'OH THANK FUCK!' that we did not have to worry about our fucking cell phones any more.

LOL. Did I mention that I hate cell phones.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2023 05:31 PM (Keyt1)

39 In the picture above, Taylor looks like she just pinched one off in her slacks... and it's wet.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 10, 2023 05:32 PM (Q4IgG)

40
The FaceBook data mining operation output is exactly what you'd expect from a bunch of foreigners with the temporary ability to work in this country before being sent home. The ads I get? Ridiculous crap.

But somehow the brain-dead people who pay FaceBook for advertising - based on their data mining - continue to think that I have a set of mammaries and incontinence.

Oops. Be right back.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 10, 2023 05:32 PM (enJYY)

41 I have so many reasons I stopped playing in these social cesspools, and this one is near the top.

At the top is it's that I finally decided that it's nobody's business what my business is.
Posted by: hobbitopoly

At my last place of prostitution employment, we were required to have a LinkedIn account. I listed shit on my profile that couldn't have possibly been true:

Drool cup emptier
King Tonypete I
Earl of The Stool
etc.

I still get ads or inquiries due to that garbage and it's been years.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2023 05:32 PM (MJIed)

42 I misread that photo caption of those presstitutes as starting off with:

NPCs

NPCs Ben Collins and the New York Times' Sheera Frenkel

and I'm not wrong.

Posted by: m at August 10, 2023 05:32 PM (LdYi7)

43 What does that gal on the right bench press, anyway? She'd only have about a three inch range of motion.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

That's hurtful!

Posted by: T Rex at August 10, 2023 05:32 PM (lZVy/)

44 30 I wish the EU would take down FB.
Posted by: mr tmz
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If they just keep bleeding all the techlords via massive compliance fines in the US, that would be great--it hits the bottom line of both companies as they effectively cannot charge users without killing their datamining of them.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:32 PM (V+/H3)

45 Think on that for a second.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2023 05:31 PM (6VKyY)

Squemk. Flympblumple ga dervydrob. Shplem? Glotterwarf.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2023 05:33 PM (9UlRk)

46 Samson jawboned a bunch of Philistines.

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2023 05:33 PM (krQz2)

47 33 Nasty media critters. Can't wait until their jobs are replaced by AI generated characters.
Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:31 PM (V+/H3)

I think I'm starting to see AI generated 'news reports'... because the story will have a headline, and then NOT ACTUALLY COVER THE FACTS.

Like... blankety blank puts out a video with xxxx... but then never show the video, nor give a link to it. Its clearly an AD to get you to click on said video... but then no linky?

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2023 05:33 PM (oHd/0)

48 Think on that for a second.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2023 05:31 PM (6VKyY)
===
What's the problem?
-SkyNet

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 10, 2023 05:33 PM (JvZF+)

49 16 4 Sometimes, I think an EMP would be the best answer to the level and thoroughness of folks being surveilled and censored.

Yes, yes - there'd be negatives, but still.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2023 05:25 PM (MJIed

Forget the EMP's, better to go with ground level nukes in the 50 largest cities.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2023 05:34 PM (i9ffA)

50 39 In the picture above, Taylor looks like she just pinched one off in her slacks... and it's wet.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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The shame is part of the kink as it making everyone else smell it around them.

At least she doesn't appear to be online stalking tweens anymore if she is too busy trying to censor her political enemies.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:34 PM (V+/H3)

51 LOL. Did I mention that I hate cell phones.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2023 05:31 PM (Keyt1)
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Me too. Question: how many cell phones are actually used as phones?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 05:34 PM (YqDXo)

52 Squemk. Flympblumple ga dervydrob. Shplem? Glotterwarf.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

You were a ghostwriter for MAD magazine, weren't you?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2023 05:34 PM (MJIed)

53 >>>The one that looks like a Sicilian's Foot with a pre-cancerous Mole?

lol

Posted by: ace at August 10, 2023 05:35 PM (KRtlO)

54 Blah blah EU laws blah blah US code blah blah Constitution blah blah blah blah blah.

It's legal because these are Party men. It's the Law.

Dura lex, sed lex.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2023 05:35 PM (0FoWg)

55 I think Sheera is why Ben turned gay.

Posted by: wth at August 10, 2023 05:35 PM (v0R5T)

56 LOL. Did I mention that I hate cell phones.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2023 05:31 PM (Keyt1)

Yup, my electronic leash just sits on my desk... I don't carry it around unless I'm traveling out of town.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2023 05:35 PM (oHd/0)

57 39 In the picture above, Taylor looks like
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 10, 2023 05:32 PM (Q4IgG)

No picture of Taylor here.

Posted by: m at August 10, 2023 05:35 PM (LdYi7)

58 Isn’t Taylor Lorenz older than Dianne Feinstein?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 10, 2023 05:35 PM (VTu1l)

59 I think Sheera is why Ben turned gay.
Posted by: wth at August 10, 2023 05:35 PM (v0R5T)
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Totally understandable.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 05:36 PM (YqDXo)

60 Me too. Question: how many cell phones are actually used as phones?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 05:34 PM (YqDXo)

I use my phone quite a bit as a phone. Of course, it also acts as a time clock for my guys. It can be handy.


At the same time, if the carrington event fried everything, I would be happy not to have to keep track of the fucker in my back pocket any more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 10, 2023 05:36 PM (9OpgF)

61 Me too. Question: how many cell phones are actually used as phones?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

You mean you can make and receive voice calls on them?
-- the youngsters

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2023 05:36 PM (MJIed)

62 I think Sheera is why Ben turned gay.
Posted by: wth

His stage name is: Ben Boned

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 10, 2023 05:36 PM (lZVy/)

63 Forget the EMP's, better to go with ground level nukes in the 50 largest cities.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2023 05:34 PM (i9ffA)

Come on... you know we have to nuc them from orbit...

Only way to be sure.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2023 05:36 PM (oHd/0)

64 >>>Think on that for a second.

you're saying that the AI knows the word pooter?

Posted by: ace at August 10, 2023 05:36 PM (KRtlO)

65 Well, my hesitancy stemmed from the fact that I knew this was a scam and op from jump street and what they developed wasn't a vaccine.

I will never knowingly take another vaccine again.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 10, 2023 05:36 PM (up/3i)

66 Yup, my electronic leash just sits on my desk... I don't carry it around unless I'm traveling out of town.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 10, 2023 05:35 PM (oHd/0)
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Same here.

"But I texted you, and you didn't respond."

"That's because I only look at the damn thing once a day."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 05:36 PM (YqDXo)

67 58 Isn’t Taylor Lorenz older than Dianne Feinstein?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 10, 2023 05:35 PM (VTu1l)

Taylor Lorenz is older than the internal combustion engine for crap's sake.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2023 05:37 PM (9UlRk)

68 LOL. Did I mention that I hate cell phones.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2023 05:31 PM (Keyt1)
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Me too. Question: how many cell phones are actually used as phones?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 05:34 PM (YqDXo)
......

One. Mine. Kyocera flip phone.

Posted by: wth at August 10, 2023 05:37 PM (v0R5T)

69 55 I think Sheera is why Ben turned gay.
Posted by: wth
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I hate the opened mouth raised head look in posed photos that later generations of men do. You can just smell the soy on their breath seeing the photo.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:37 PM (V+/H3)

70 In related news, Fox has a story in which Katie Hobbs posted, "Trump has made it abundantly clear he's more interested in pandering to his neo-nazi base than being POTUS for all americans."

People responded to that tweet, and Hobbs, using her official SecState email account, asked Twitter to take action against people responding to her post calling Trump supporters, "neo-nazis"

https://shorturl.at/dgnG9

Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2023 05:37 PM (0N1h0)

71 Me too. Question: how many cell phones are actually used as phones?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 05:34 PM (YqDXo)


I tried to use it as a cell, but the prisoners kept escaping

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2023 05:38 PM (xhaym)

72 Taylor Lorenz is older than the internal combustion engine for crap's sake

*******

Please, even I’m younger than her.

Posted by: The Wheel at August 10, 2023 05:38 PM (VTu1l)

73 Facebook and every "Free" service.

If you don't pay for the service, you are NOT the customer, you are the product they are selling.

And GOOGLE and other corporations are uying up all the data on you they can find, from the internet, your charge accounts, your banks, store discount cards, etc.

Then they sell it to anyone with money.

Posted by: rd at August 10, 2023 05:38 PM (hhb1F)

74 71 Me too. Question: how many cell phones are actually used as phones?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 05:34 PM (YqDXo)

I tried to use it as a cell, but the prisoners kept escaping
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2023 05:38 PM (xhaym)

It wasn't sufficiently cellular.

Posted by: m at August 10, 2023 05:38 PM (LdYi7)

75 Me too. Question: how many cell phones are actually used as phones?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

You mean you can make and receive voice calls on them?
-- the youngsters
______________

Some guy called me on my cell phone and was ranting about why I'd called him, and just stop it.

I calmly told him that I hadn't called him, that I probably make three or four calls per year, and that someone had spoofed my number.

Nothing daunted, he continued his rant, completely ignoring what I'd just said.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 05:38 PM (YqDXo)

76 58 Isn’t Taylor Lorenz older than Dianne Feinstein?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger
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Calls for the old Candid Camera stunt--we have replaced Dianne Feinstein with Taylor Lorenz----let's see if Senators notice the difference!!

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:39 PM (V+/H3)

77 73 Facebook and every "Free" service.

If you don't pay for the service, you are NOT the customer, you are the product they are selling.
Posted by: rd at August 10, 2023 05:38 PM (hhb1F)

We don't pay for, um, AoSHq.

Posted by: m at August 10, 2023 05:40 PM (LdYi7)

78 Calls for the old Candid Camera stunt--we have replaced Dianne Feinstein with Taylor Lorenz----let's see if Senators notice the difference!!
Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:39 PM (V+/H3)

"Holy balls, did you see Di this morning? I knew she wasn't doing well, but, man, did she ever take a turn for the worse..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2023 05:40 PM (9UlRk)

79 And GOOGLE and other corporations are uying up all the data on you they can find, from the internet, your charge accounts, your banks, store discount cards, etc.
_____________

I received a call this morning from some curry-breath who wanted to "update" my medical records. She knew my name, my birthday, and something else I've forgotten, each of which she asked me to confirm, then asked me to confirm my home address - where I haven't lived in 12 years. Oops.

So much for "updating" my medical records.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 05:41 PM (YqDXo)

80 Some guy called me on my cell phone and was ranting about why I'd called him, and just stop it.

I calmly told him that I hadn't called him, that I probably make three or four calls per year, and that someone had spoofed my number.

Nothing daunted, he continued his rant, completely ignoring what I'd just said.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Should have told him you were Det. Friday and this was your work phone.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:41 PM (V+/H3)

81 I think I saw on Insty that NIH employees got $230M in kickbacks from drug companies. Legal kickbacks for contributing to development of these drugs.

I wonder how many of those people were advising the WH? These are dots that need to be connected. (ie, follow the money.)

(I have some experience with nat. labs and their kickback schemes. It is all dirty. the only thing dirtier than grant funded research are these kickback schemes.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 10, 2023 05:41 PM (1NFUV)

82 Download our app
.......

Uh, no.

Posted by: wth at August 10, 2023 05:41 PM (v0R5T)

83
We don't pay for, um, AoSHq.
Posted by: m at August 10, 2023 05:40 PM (LdYi7)


Well, give ace some money. He is too shy and retiring to ask.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2023 05:41 PM (xhaym)

84 If you don't pay for the service, you are NOT the customer, you are the product they are selling.
Posted by: rd at August 10, 2023 05:38 PM (hhb1F)

We don't pay for, um, AoSHq.
Posted by: m at August 10, 2023 05:40 PM (LdYi7)
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Which is kinda like Willy Wonka's factory.

How many people do you see coming out of the barrel?

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2023 05:42 PM (krQz2)

85 Calls for the old Candid Camera stunt--we have replaced Dianne Feinstein with Taylor Lorenz----let's see if Senators notice the difference!!
Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:39 PM (V+/H3)

"Holy balls, did you see Di this morning? I knew she wasn't doing well, but, man, did she ever take a turn for the worse..."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2023 05:40 PM (9UlRk)
_____________

"Yeah, she really looks like stir-fried dog shit!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

86 If you don't pay for the service, you are NOT the customer, you are the product they are selling.
Posted by: rd at August 10, 2023 05:38 PM (hhb1F)

We don't pay for, um, AoSHq.
Posted by: m

That just what the Man WANT'S you to think!!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2023 05:42 PM (MJIed)

87 We don't pay for, um, AoSHq.
Posted by: m at August 10, 2023 05:40 PM (LdYi7)
........

???
I've been scammed!

Posted by: wth at August 10, 2023 05:42 PM (v0R5T)

88 (I have some experience with nat. labs and their kickback schemes. It is all dirty. the only thing dirtier than grant funded research are these kickback schemes.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 10, 2023 05:41 PM (1NFUV)

That and the abject state of academic publishing are the main reasons i left academia.

I've never once regretted it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2023 05:42 PM (9UlRk)

89 "Holy balls, did you see Di this morning? I knew she wasn't doing well, but, man, did she ever take a turn for the worse..."
Posted by: Warai-otoko

You oughta be a scriptwriter. If you have Prime, try to locate the british show, The Thick of It. Hilarious skewering.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:43 PM (V+/H3)

90
And GOOGLE and other corporations are uying up all the data on you they can find, from the internet, your charge accounts, your banks, store discount cards, etc.

Then they sell it to anyone with money.

Posted by: rd at August 10, 2023 05:38 PM


I have a Lowe's credit card which earns me a 5% discount on purchases. We never pay late. They eat the 5% discount. Why? Who the hell wants to pay (quick math) $100 a year to know what I'm buying. Someone or a lot of someones are pretty damn stupid.

I really can't think of any legitimate business reason to offer Joe Sixpack 5% off.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 10, 2023 05:43 PM (enJYY)

91 Why in G-d's name are people still whining about laws?

SMDH.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2023 05:43 PM (0FoWg)

92 > Question: how many cell phones are actually used as phones?

We call them phones out of habit, not because it's an accurate description. They're pocket PCs that have multiple wireless communication protocol devices on board.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2023 05:43 PM (0N1h0)

93 People on Maui are hitting Oprah on social media that she open up her estate to house and feed the people dispossessed by the fire.


ha!

Posted by: Archer at August 10, 2023 05:43 PM (gmo/4)

94 We don't pay for, um, AoSHq.
Posted by: m at August 10, 2023 05:40 PM (LdYi7)
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If you don't want that carpet fluff membership level, yeah.

Posted by: Axeman at August 10, 2023 05:43 PM (krQz2)

95 Me too. Question: how many cell phones are actually used as phones?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

You mean you can make and receive voice calls on them?
-- the youngsters
______________

Some guy called me on my cell phone and was ranting about why I'd called him, and just stop it.

I calmly told him that I hadn't called him, that I probably make three or four calls per year, and that someone had spoofed my number.

Nothing daunted, he continued his rant, completely ignoring what I'd just said.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

#1 Why would I want to talk to people on my personal cell phone? I have to talk to people at work. I'm not talking to people on my personal cell phone.
#2. And if your number isn't already in my contacts list, I'm not answering the phone anyway.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2023 05:43 PM (PiUuV)

96 76 58 Isn’t Taylor Lorenz older than Dianne Feinstein?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger
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Calls for the old Candid Camera stunt--we have replaced Dianne Feinstein with Taylor Lorenz----let's see if Senators notice the difference!!
Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:39 PM (V+/H3)

===

So you're saying that Taylor smells like denture cream and she shit her pants.

Posted by: jc at August 10, 2023 05:44 PM (N1WXz)

97 I hate the opened mouth raised head look in posed photos that later generations of men do. You can just smell the soy on their breath seeing the photo.
Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:37 PM (V+/H3)
........

Ben looks like he just sat on a plug.

Posted by: wth at August 10, 2023 05:44 PM (v0R5T)

98 86 If you don't pay for the service, you are NOT the customer, you are the product they are selling.
Posted by: rd at August 10, 2023 05:38 PM (hhb1F)

We don't pay for, um, AoSHq.
Posted by: m

That just what the Man WANT'S you to think!!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2023 05:42 PM (MJIed)

Oh, we pay.

*looks at TJM*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 10, 2023 05:44 PM (9OpgF)

99 here is a discussion on the royalty payments to NIH employees, like Fauci, and all the other dark elves

https://rwmalonemd.substack.com/cp/135870313

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2023 05:44 PM (xhaym)

100 Taylor Lorenz is more of a sow than a toad.

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 10, 2023 05:45 PM (yACxx)

101 Speaking of AI, it's well known that ChatGPT devoured the internet for its LLM, which means everything you goofballs have ever written is now part of its language model.
Think on that for a second.
Posted by: AlaBAMA'

Really? Thank God! At least it won't be articulate, intelligent, or competent. Had me worried there for a while.

Posted by: LenNeal at August 10, 2023 05:45 PM (43xH1)

102 I hate the opened mouth raised head look in posed photos that later generations of men do. You can just smell the soy on their breath seeing the photo.
Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:37 PM (V+/H3)

Every man knows that for a non-family photo you are supposed to do you best Clint Eastwood. I mean, come on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 10, 2023 05:45 PM (9OpgF)

103 #1 Why would I want to talk to people on my personal cell phone? I have to talk to people at work. I'm not talking to people on my personal cell phone.
#2. And if your number isn't already in my contacts list, I'm not answering the phone anyway.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2023 05:43 PM (PiUuV)
_______________

I don't generally either, but I've been having some health problems, and periodically receive calls from health care providers who are not in my contacts list.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 05:45 PM (YqDXo)

104 People on Maui are hitting Oprah on social media that she open up her estate to house and feed the people dispossessed by the fire.
......

You get a coconut. And you get a coconut. YOU get a coconut...

Posted by: wth at August 10, 2023 05:46 PM (v0R5T)

105 101 Speaking of AI, it's well known that ChatGPT devoured the internet for its LLM, which means everything you goofballs have ever written is now part of its language model.
Think on that for a second.
Posted by: AlaBAMA'

Really? Thank God! At least it won't be articulate, intelligent, or competent. Had me worried there for a while.
Posted by: LenNeal at August 10, 2023 05:45 PM (43xH1)

I hope my bit on Josh Brolin's scorched asshole gets used.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 10, 2023 05:46 PM (9OpgF)

106 Every man knows that for a non-family photo you are supposed to do you best Clint Eastwood. I mean, come on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 10, 2023 05:45 PM (9OpgF)
______________

Ah, the official photo of a military officer look.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 05:46 PM (YqDXo)

107 I hate the opened mouth raised head look in posed photos that later generations of men do. You can just smell the soy on their breath seeing the photo.
Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:37 PM (V+/H3)


That pose was better when Leslie Nielson and Alan North spoofed it at the end of every Police Squad episode.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 10, 2023 05:47 PM (/HDaX)

108 104 People on Maui are hitting Oprah on social media that she open up her estate to house and feed the people dispossessed by the fire.
......

You get a coconut. And you get a coconut. YOU get a coconut...
Posted by: wth at August 10, 2023 05:46 PM (v0R5T)

You get nothing, you filthy white devils.
-O

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 10, 2023 05:47 PM (9OpgF)

109 Why in G-d's name are people still whining about laws?

SMDH.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2023 05:43 PM (0FoWg)

It's practice. Learning the litany of the illegitimate government's crimes by heart. Remembering that there *ought* to be justice even if there isn't. Storing and accumulating fodder for when the Typing starts Deleting.

Because you can't start a new nation with "When in the course of everything being normal some crap happens but i don't know whatever it was I forget..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2023 05:47 PM (9UlRk)

110 We call them phones out of habit, not because it's an accurate description. They're pocket PCs that have multiple wireless communication protocol devices on board.
Posted by: bonhomme



Much easier to surf AoSHQ while driving on a phone vs a laptop.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2023 05:47 PM (PiUuV)

111 Speaking of possible health issues, has Christopher Taylor checked in recently?

Posted by: Beartooth at August 10, 2023 05:47 PM (awjlR)

112 I have a Lowe's credit card which earns me a 5% discount on purchases. We never pay late. They eat the 5% discount. Why? Who the hell wants to pay (quick math) $100 a year to know what I'm buying. Someone or a lot of someones are pretty damn stupid.

I really can't think of any legitimate business reason to offer Joe Sixpack 5% off.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
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Most people pay via CC anyway and the business has to eat the 3-5 percent from Amex, Master Card, Visa, anyway. So, retailers prefer you use their card and they make money on the side from interest rates from those that do not pay off their balance.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:47 PM (V+/H3)

113 > I received a call this morning from some curry-breath who wanted to "update" my medical records. She knew my name, my birthday, and something else I've forgotten, each of which she asked me to confirm, then asked me to confirm my home address - where I haven't lived in 12 years. Oops.

Back when I was going through cancer treatments, I was shocked at how stupid hospital information security was. Hospital employees would frequently call me, then start asking me security questions to verify MY identity.

I don't know you. I need to verify YOUR identity before I start giving you that info.

Frequently, they'd offer to give me their phone number so I could call them back. No, goober! I will call the hospital and have them route me to your office.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2023 05:48 PM (0N1h0)

114 That just what the Man WANT'S you to think!!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2023 05:42 PM (MJIed)


want's?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 10, 2023 05:48 PM (/HDaX)

115 Rather, White House officials were simply expressing their free speech rights...

Rights are for the People, not agents of the government. Rights are for the People, to protect them from agents of the government.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 10, 2023 05:48 PM (Rbu5d)

116 That pose was better when Leslie Nielson and Alan North spoofed it at the end of every Police Squad episode.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent
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Forgotten that series. Have to dig up online somewhere to watch again. Thx.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:48 PM (V+/H3)

117 People on Maui are hitting Oprah on social media that she open up her estate to house and feed the people dispossessed by the fire.

Her bar will be cleaned out in seconds, and the mattresses would have to be burned.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 10, 2023 05:48 PM (p8A+W)

118 104 People on Maui are hitting Oprah on social media that she open up her estate to house and feed the people dispossessed by the fire.
......

You get a coconut. And you get a coconut. YOU get a coconut...
Posted by: wth at August 10, 2023 05:46 PM (v0R5T)

Wait until they start eating Oprah's food and finds out and gets Hangry. It'll be like Land Shamu on Steroids.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2023 05:48 PM (i9ffA)

119 Clegg was a slimy British politician who wasn't liked by members of his own party . Shouldn't surprise anyone that he would fold like a cheap umbrella when told to look at the "big picture".

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 10, 2023 05:49 PM (91b3H)

120 I don't generally either, but I've been having some health problems, and periodically receive calls from health care providers who are not in my contacts list.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2023 05:49 PM (PiUuV)

121 Oh, for Pete's sake, I could have gone the rest of my life, happily not knowing what Ben Collins looked like. What a stupid photo.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 10, 2023 05:50 PM (Rbu5d)

122 I don't know how you slog through this sewer full of lies day after day, boss. Surely you need a hug.

{{{ace}}}

Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2023 05:50 PM (cTCuP)

123 Every man knows that for a non-family photo you are supposed to do you best Clint Eastwood. I mean, come on.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I have a resting SOB face in general. Occasionally I will have a wry grin for fun. Happy face is reserved for wife and dogs.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:50 PM (V+/H3)

124 Forgotten that series. Have to dig up online somewhere to watch again. Thx.
Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:48 PM (V+/H3)

*checks to make sure it is not THAT tab*

This purports to be the entire series:
https://tinyurl.com/3e58txyh

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 10, 2023 05:50 PM (9OpgF)

125 I'm in a few photos, but only because my wife forces me to do it, and you can see my displeasure in those hostage shots.

Also, there's the standing order that no photo of me or my daughter be put on social media, ever.

If you're in a photo, that's cucked out, bruh. Again, I'm in some. But I'm ashamed of those few.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2023 05:50 PM (0FoWg)

126 64 >>>Think on that for a second.

you're saying that the AI knows the word pooter?
Posted by: ace at August 10, 2023 05:36 PM (KRtlO)

I'm saying if ChatGPT ever says she has a nice pooter, you should sue for copyright infringement.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2023 05:51 PM (6VKyY)

127 That just what the Man WANT'S you to think!!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2023 05:42 PM (MJIed)

want's?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

Literary license or an Oxford apostrophe?

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2023 05:51 PM (MJIed)

128 Hawaii Tourism Agency has advised against all non-essential travel to Maui. Tourists already there should plan to leave ASAP.
My trip is officially canceled. Some refunds are questionable, like the VRBO condo we rented, the owners are maybe gone, maybe hurt or dead. We don't know.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 10, 2023 05:51 PM (MeG8a)

129 Her bar will be cleaned out in seconds, and the mattresses would have to be burned.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 10, 2023 05:48 PM (p8A+W)

So.... normal Thursday then?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2023 05:51 PM (9UlRk)

130 100 Taylor Lorenz is more of a sow than a toad.
Posted by: kathysaysso
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Bacon is more useful than Taylor. She is poisonous so more like a toad.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:52 PM (V+/H3)

131 4 Sometimes, I think an EMP would be the best answer to the level and thoroughness of folks being surveilled and censored.

Yes, yes - there'd be negatives, but still.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2023 05:25 PM (MJIed)

I've thought that, too.
No electricity: BAD
No social media: GOOD.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 10, 2023 05:52 PM (Rbu5d)

132 Forgotten that series. Have to dig up online somewhere to watch again. Thx.
Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:48 PM (V+/H3)



Here are the epilogues with the freeze frames for all the episodes:

https://youtu.be/A_3rJqHWYjs

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 10, 2023 05:52 PM (/HDaX)

133 45 Think on that for a second.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2023 05:31 PM (6VKyY)

Squemk. Flympblumple ga dervydrob. Shplem? Glotterwarf.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2023 05:33 PM (9UlRk)


Slap hot iron to it? What?

Posted by: Medical student consulting ChatGPT for diagnosis at August 10, 2023 05:52 PM (PiwSw)

134 I really can't think of any legitimate business reason to offer Joe Sixpack 5% off.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

There are a few reasons.
First, it is an intermediate trade discount. Many of the card users are contractors and this attracts that business. IOW, they can charge more without discouraging trade customers.
Second, brand loyalty and retention. If they give you a discount you are more likely to just go there and not shop around. Businesses spend a lot more to attract customers into the store and it pays - each visit to a physical store results in unnecessary purchases. Worse is if you go to the Despot and decide they are better.

In reality, they are not giving you a discount, they are charging the riff raff 5% more. They know what they are doing.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 10, 2023 05:52 PM (1NFUV)

135 Cell phone? I do not believe I have answered the phone part of my own device in at least 5 years. With number ID, why on Earth would I answer calls from an Eastern PA area code? 877 numbers? Literally nobody I know ever calls, only texts or uses a message app.

Posted by: LenNeal at August 10, 2023 05:52 PM (43xH1)

136 93 People on Maui are hitting Oprah on social media that she open up her estate to house and feed the people dispossessed by the fire.


ha!

Posted by: Archer at August 10, 2023 05:43 PM (gmo/4)


I wish I could house some of my unfortunate neighbors, but yesterday several of the staff contracted a number of highly communicable deadly diseases, so I am forced to quarantine the entire property for an indefinite period.

Posted by: Oprah! at August 10, 2023 05:52 PM (AMIL/)

137 I'm saying if ChatGPT ever says she has a nice pooter, you should sue for copyright infringement.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2023 05:51 PM (6VKyY)
_____________

If ChatGPT ever refers to "the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker" they're going to get a nasty letter from my lawyer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 05:53 PM (YqDXo)

138 127 That just what the Man WANT'S you to think!!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2023 05:42 PM (MJIed)

want's?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

Literary license or an Oxford apostrophe?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2023 05:51 PM (MJIed)


Or the Oxford ellipsis…

Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2023 05:53 PM (PCK5/)

139 I have a resting SOB face in general. Occasionally I will have a wry grin for fun. Happy face is reserved for wife and dogs.
Posted by: whig

Nothing pisses me off more than someone telling me to smile bigger of somesuch for a photo.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2023 05:53 PM (MJIed)

140 I don't know who Ben Collins and Sheera Frankel are aside from the pictures saying who they work for.

And I think that the people who live in AZ need to figure out how to get cheater Katie Hobbs out of office. ( and yes, I know. Voter fraud) what an awful woman.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2023 05:53 PM (5KOiF)

141 I hope my bit on Josh Brolin's scorched asshole gets used.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 10, 2023 05:46 PM (9OpgF)

Hah! I remember much discussion of burnt balloon knots and tanned taints.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2023 05:53 PM (6VKyY)

142 121 Oh, for Pete's sake, I could have gone the rest of my life, happily not knowing what Ben Collins looked like. What a stupid photo.
Posted by: Question Authority
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By his fruits, they shall know ye?

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:53 PM (V+/H3)

143 Literary license or an Oxford apostrophe?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2023 05:51 PM (MJIed)


You be the judge!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at August 10, 2023 05:54 PM (/HDaX)

144
Most people pay via CC anyway and the business has to eat the 3-5 percent from Amex, Master Card, Visa, anyway. So, retailers prefer you use their card and they make money on the side from interest rates from those that do not pay off their balance.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:47 PM


That makes sense then. I haven't used a credit card since Joe Biden's Delaware CC operation raised my rate to 21%. I guess the Big Guy got his 10% for letting them rape borrowers.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 10, 2023 05:54 PM (enJYY)

145 Sheera should undo 3 or 4 buttons on that sweater so, you know.

Posted by: guy who always yells: "Show us yer tits!" at August 10, 2023 05:54 PM (v0R5T)

146 If you're in a photo, that's cucked out, bruh. Again, I'm in some. But I'm ashamed of those few.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2023 05:50 PM (0FoWg)

I asked my wife once who the old, fat guy was in a photo at a family reunion once. She said, "that's you, you old fart".

I don't get in pictures anymore.



Posted by: Archer at August 10, 2023 05:54 PM (gmo/4)

147 Let's go Brandon!

The United States and Iran have reached a rare prisoner swap deal which will reportedly lead to the freeing of five Iranian-American dual citizens, and in exchange Tehran has been guaranteed access to an estimated $6 billion in its own blocked oil revenue. The US is also expected to release an unspecified number of jailed Iranians.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2023 05:54 PM (b6WkX)

148 Most people pay via CC anyway and the business has to eat the 3-5 percent from Amex, Master Card, Visa, anyway. So, retailers prefer you use their card and they make money on the side from interest rates from those that do not pay off their balance.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:47 PM


This, when we were just starting out we had big credit card balances. Over time we fixed that problem and have not carried any balances on our CC in the last 20 years, I pay it off as soon as the charge appears.


I do know people who run a balance every month and just pay the minimum payment. That 20% interest they are paying covers the losses the CC company suffers from the few people who pay off their balance every month.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 10, 2023 05:55 PM (QNSds)

149 100 Taylor Lorenz is more of a sow than a toad.
Posted by: kathysaysso
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Bacon is more useful than Taylor. She is poisonous so more like a toad.
Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:52 PM (V+/H3)
______________

A Bufo, to be precise. (For those familiar with the fauna of Hawaii.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 05:55 PM (YqDXo)

150 Because They Need the Government's Help in Protecting Their Consumer Spying Operations in Europe

Sounds like they've got this fascism stuff down pat.

Posted by: t-bird at August 10, 2023 05:55 PM (A0/af)

151 Nothing pisses me off more than someone telling me to smile bigger of somesuch for a photo.
Posted by: Tonypete
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Yep. My dad's line came from above the Hajnal line--it shows.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:55 PM (V+/H3)

152 Never forget that they suppressed all information about ivermectin and vaxxine skepticism ONLY because it was all valid.

If it wasn't it would have been a quick fad and died off after a surge of people tried it and reported failure. Because that's how it works. If it wasn't effective there was no need to censor, because people would immediately figure it out on their own.

Instead they censored it and pretended there was no treatment so that your friends and family members would die.

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 10, 2023 05:55 PM (9Wrck)

153 #2. And if your number isn't already in my contacts list, I'm not answering the phone anyway.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2023 05:43 PM

=========

If you do call me, you better leave a message on why I want to talk to you. Repeat calls without a reason get put in the Block List.

Posted by: rd at August 10, 2023 05:55 PM (hhb1F)

154 A Bufo, to be precise. (For those familiar with the fauna of Hawaii.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Never heard that name--dunno if safe to google it. It isn't from the Urban Dictionary is it?

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:56 PM (V+/H3)

155 Someone needs to go ask the AI how old Taylor Lorenz is.

'Much, much old than she claims'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2023 05:56 PM (6VKyY)

156 I thought most people just charge everything on their Amex Black card then have their accountant take care of the expenses.

-Jennifer Granholm.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2023 05:56 PM (b6WkX)

157 Taylor Lorenz? I think she baby-sat me once.

Posted by: Methuseleh at August 10, 2023 05:56 PM (PiwSw)

158 I lost track of my train of thought. Derailment.

What I was getting at, is *any* smiling in a photo is totally gay.

Slow exposure daguerreotype grimace, or nothing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2023 05:56 PM (0FoWg)

159 We pay most everything by CC or ACH… I use cash for the locals… they like cash. A lot.

Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2023 05:56 PM (PCK5/)

160 Posted by: Archer at August 10, 2023 05:54 PM (gmo/4)

That is so funny!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2023 05:56 PM (5KOiF)

161 If an old work buddy is online, ChatGPT knows the word 'bootus'. He used it all the time. "That chick has an awesome bootus."
The first time I heard it I said, "I don't think 'bootus' is a word."
He proudly announced, "It is NOW!"

Posted by: LenNeal at August 10, 2023 05:56 PM (43xH1)

162 I do know people who run a balance every month and just pay the minimum payment. That 20% interest they are paying covers the losses the CC company suffers from the few people who pay off their balance every month.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 10, 2023 05:55 PM (QNSds)
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Carrying a balance is even worse than most people think. If you pay up every month, you get a month's grace on the next month's charges.

If you run a balance, they start assessing you interest the nanosecond you make the charge. No grace period.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 05:57 PM (YqDXo)

163 Squemk. Flympblumple ga dervydrob. Shplem? Glotterwarf.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2023 05:33 PM (9UlRk)

Fsetjj! Khexxt!

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 10, 2023 05:57 PM (Rbu5d)

164 The United States and Iran have reached a rare prisoner swap deal which will reportedly lead to the freeing of five Iranian-American dual citizens, and in exchange Tehran has been guaranteed access to an estimated $6 billion in its own blocked oil revenue. The US is also expected to release an unspecified number of jailed Iranians.
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Wait.

What does the U.S. get?

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 10, 2023 05:57 PM (9Wrck)

165 Speaking of AI, it's well known that ChatGPT devoured the internet for its LLM, which means everything you goofballs have ever written is now part of its language model.

*********

However you have to defeat the woke parameters set by their tranny rainbow developers first before it starts to sound like ace on a bad day

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at August 10, 2023 05:57 PM (VTu1l)

166 "What does the U.S. get?"
6 people with questionable dual citizenship.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 10, 2023 05:57 PM (MeG8a)

167

If you do call me, you better leave a message on why I want to talk to you. Repeat calls without a reason get put in the Block List.
Posted by: rd

If you call me and don't leave a message and I don't have you in my contact list, I block you.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 10, 2023 05:58 PM (ISu5D)

168 The US is also expected to release an unspecified number of jailed Iranians.


Quid Pro Joe

Posted by: Archer at August 10, 2023 05:58 PM (gmo/4)

169 Posted by: guy who always yells: "Show us yer tits!" at August 10, 2023 05:54 PM (v0R5T)

That sounds like an eighth of the men on this site.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2023 05:58 PM (5KOiF)

170 Never forget that they suppressed all information about ivermectin and vaxxine skepticism ONLY because it was all valid.

Worse, they prohibited physicians from prescribing it forcing people who wanted to try to self dose the veterinary formula.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2023 05:58 PM (b6WkX)

171 Wait.

What does the U.S. get?

The US gets back the people it sent to Iran.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2023 05:58 PM (6VKyY)

172 A Bufo, to be precise. (For those familiar with the fauna of Hawaii.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Never heard that name--dunno if safe to google it. It isn't from the Urban Dictionary is it?
Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:56 PM (V+/H3)
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It's safe. A Bufo is a species of gigantic toad (can be a foot tall, sitting down) in Hawaii that exudes a toxin on its back. Dogs sometimes die from attacking them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 05:58 PM (YqDXo)

173 And if your number isn't already in my contacts list, I'm not answering the phone anyway.
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My cell phone antenna is slowly degrading and will only receive 20-30% of incoming calls. It's fantastic and I'd love to buy another phone just like this one.

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 10, 2023 05:59 PM (9Wrck)

174 Painted bunting on my birdfeeder. Just looking at this bird lowers my B/P twenty points.

https://tinyurl.com/4ucabkdz

Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2023 05:59 PM (cTCuP)

175 125 I'm in a few photos, but only because my wife forces me to do it, and you can see my displeasure in those hostage shots.

Also, there's the standing order that no photo of me or my daughter be put on social media, ever.

If you're in a photo, that's cucked out, bruh. Again, I'm in some. But I'm ashamed of those few.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Smart man and good on ya for protecting your daughter from pervs and creeps. Children are not possessions to be flaunted to the world of online criminals and perverts.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:59 PM (V+/H3)

176 Squemk. Flympblumple ga dervydrob. Shplem? Glotterwarf.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2023 05:33 PM (9UlRk)

Quit stealing my schtick.

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at August 10, 2023 05:59 PM (v0R5T)

177 My credit card company hates my ass

I’ve paid my balance off every month for at least 15 years

Thank God I use a credit union or they would have sicced the EEEEFFFF BBEEEEE EEEEYE on me by now

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at August 10, 2023 06:00 PM (VTu1l)

178 Buying strong iodine is not as easy as it used to be.. the 2% solution is what they mostly sell now…

Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2023 06:00 PM (PCK5/)

179 Hey ChatGPT, how bout yoos finish bofa?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2023 06:00 PM (6VKyY)

180 There was also a direct bribe, a straight payoff: Censor for us and we'll fight for your right to mine the personal information of your users for advertising use.

FaceBook straight-up makes that connection themselves: "we have bigger fish to fry with the [Biden] Administration... data flows..."
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Isn't the Biden family motto "Quid pro quo"?

Posted by: Eeyore at August 10, 2023 06:00 PM (brAQZ)

181 Buying strong iodine is not as easy as it used to be.. the 2% solution is what they mostly sell now…
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2023 06:00 PM (PCK5/)

Wonder if you could do some kind of fractional distillation in the fridge or something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2023 06:01 PM (9UlRk)

182 174 Painted bunting on my birdfeeder. Just looking at this bird lowers my B/P twenty points.

https://tinyurl.com/4ucabkdz
Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2023 05:59 PM (cTCuP)

I had a blackbird singing… in the dead of night…

Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2023 06:01 PM (PCK5/)

183 It's safe. A Bufo is a species of gigantic toad (can be a foot tall, sitting down) in Hawaii that exudes a toxin on its back. Dogs sometimes die from attacking them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Thx, I know to trust Mannix or TJM's links, but bufo sounded something like it came from San Francisco's deviants.

So D'accord, Taylor is a bufo.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 06:01 PM (V+/H3)

184 164 The United States and Iran have reached a rare prisoner swap deal which will reportedly lead to the freeing of five Iranian-American dual citizens, and in exchange Tehran has been guaranteed access to an estimated $6 billion in its own blocked oil revenue. The US is also expected to release an unspecified number of jailed Iranians.

So we get back "Dual Citizens " That translates to me as Dual spies

Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2023 06:01 PM (bs+z0)

185 That sounds like an eighth of the men on this site

***********

Only an eighth? Has this been a slow day?

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at August 10, 2023 06:01 PM (VTu1l)

186 165 Speaking of AI, it's well known that ChatGPT devoured the internet for its LLM, which means everything you goofballs have ever written is now part of its language model.'

yI'el!
vItlhobDI'!

Posted by: LenNeal at August 10, 2023 06:01 PM (43xH1)

187 Painted bunting on my birdfeeder. Just looking at this bird lowers my B/P twenty points.
Posted by: creeper

My wife downloaded the Merlin Bird ID app. It seems to be what it says it is as far as I am able to check it out. It ID's bird's by song.

We really like it.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2023 06:01 PM (MJIed)

188 166 "What does the U.S. get?"
6 people with questionable dual citizenship.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Why is no one reporting who these people are?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 10, 2023 06:02 PM (1NFUV)

189 I pay my CC every month, and get 2% cash back. I make money with it. more than my checking account.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2023 06:02 PM (b6WkX)

190 There's nothing wrong with quid pro quo. The problem is buying your quo with someone else's quid.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2023 06:02 PM (9UlRk)

191 Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at August 10, 2023 06:01 PM (VTu1l)

LOL . Probably true.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2023 06:03 PM (5KOiF)

192 93 People on Maui are hitting Oprah on social media that she open up her estate to house and feed the people dispossessed by the fire.


ha!
Posted by: Archer at August 10, 2023 05:43 PM (gmo/

People still think she's a good guy

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 10, 2023 06:03 PM (Rbu5d)

193 177 My credit card company hates my ass

I’ve paid my balance off every month for at least 15 years

Thank God I use a credit union or they would have sicced the EEEEFFFF BBEEEEE EEEEYE on me by now
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger
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It is the retailers hating on you because they are paying tithes on your behalf to big credit cards.

What credit card issuers hate is someone that doesn't USE their credit card at all.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 06:03 PM (V+/H3)

194 And iran gets its jihadis back plus 6 billion to buy more weapons.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2023 06:03 PM (b6WkX)

195 Texas has something called a "Goliath frog". It's roughly the size of a serving platter.

It's true. Everything IS bigger in Texas.

Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2023 06:03 PM (cTCuP)

196 Found the church I got married in in on Lahaina, wondering what's standing in the town

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2023 06:03 PM (MOY79)

197 Buying strong iodine is not as easy as it used to be.. the 2% solution is what they mostly sell now…
Posted by: tubal

Hell, they're even cutting the strength of white vinegar these days. You have to check the labels carefully.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2023 06:03 PM (MJIed)

198 196 Found the church I got married in in on Lahaina, wondering what's standing in the town
Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2023 06:03 PM (MOY79)

From what I've seen nothing

Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2023 06:04 PM (bs+z0)

199 196 on Google maps which still has everything in place

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2023 06:04 PM (MOY79)

200 Why is no one reporting who these people are?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 10, 2023 06:02 PM (1NFUV)
______________

Mohammed Mohammed, Mohammed M. Mohammed, M. Mohammed Mohammed, M.M. Mohammed, and M. Mohammed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

201 Help Mr. Biden
I am being held hostage in Japan.
Send me $1,000,000,000 and I will be OK.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at August 10, 2023 06:04 PM (1NFUV)

202 That's a pretty little bird, creeper.

Thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 10, 2023 06:04 PM (ISu5D)

203 If you call me and don't leave a message and I don't have you in my contact list, I block you.

I request that new contacts text me before calling. I don't have the time to go through voice mail.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 10, 2023 06:04 PM (p8A+W)

204 Posted by: creeper

What a beautiful bird. Thx for posting that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2023 06:05 PM (5KOiF)

205 I actually send and receive phone calls on my phone. Wife, sons, Mom. We also text, which I am cool with. My family actually has a running text thread because some of us do not do Twatter or Facebooger.

As for AoSHQ, I seldom use my phone to check it out, unless I am waiting for something, like getting the oil changed, or sitting in the waiting room of my doctor's office. I hate the tiny screen. On overnight trips I'll have my iPad. Otherwise, always the desktop with the giant screens. Now, por ejemplo.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Kaboom survivor at August 10, 2023 06:05 PM (T/Lqj)

206 The 6 are people that went to Iran supposedly to visit relations and some one caught them taking photos of things, so Iran says they are spies and they've been locked up for years. They've been using them as hostages and it looks like, for Iran, crime pays again.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 10, 2023 06:05 PM (MeG8a)

207 106...Ah, the official photo of a military officer look.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 05:46 PM (YqDXo)

Unless you're the guy on the doggie bondage mask...

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 10, 2023 06:05 PM (Rbu5d)

208 195 Texas has something called a "Goliath frog". It's roughly the size of a serving platter.

It's true. Everything IS bigger in Texas.
Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2023 06:03 PM (cTCuP)

That's why so many women move there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2023 06:05 PM (6VKyY)

209 Skip, which church?

I can't see if Maria Lanakila made it or not.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 10, 2023 06:05 PM (ISu5D)

210 TonyPete, thanks for the rec on Merlin Bird. I need that. There's someone outside that sings for hours on end but I can never see who it is.

Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2023 06:05 PM (cTCuP)

211 The only useful feature of Fecesbook is their "Marketplace" which seems to have become a good venue for selling stuff. Talked to a younger friend, and he says, "just open a FB account using a burner e-mail, and an assumed name, but one that sounds like a real person's name." If somebody narcs you out to FB, lay low for a few days, and make another.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2023 06:05 PM (9A0sz)

212 My mom was a birder… used to put out grape jelly for the Orioles…

Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2023 06:05 PM (PCK5/)

213 Painted bunting on my birdfeeder. Just looking at this bird lowers my B/P twenty points.

https://tinyurl.com/4ucabkdz
Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2023 05:59 PM (cTCuP)
.......

That is one awesome looking bird.
Most of the ones I get are doves, blue jays(assholes) and these robins that look like they were in a fight. They like the birdbath.

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at August 10, 2023 06:05 PM (v0R5T)

214
That sounds like an eighth of the men on this site.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2023 05:58 PM


don't sell us short...it's more like one in five

it might even be as high s 20 percent

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 10, 2023 06:06 PM (ENBF0)

215 The United States and Iran have reached a rare prisoner swap deal which will reportedly lead to the freeing of five Iranian-American dual citizens, and in exchange Tehran has been guaranteed access to an estimated $6 billion in its own blocked oil revenue. The US is also expected to release an unspecified number of jailed Iranians.
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zerohedge @zerohedge 3h
US-Iran Reach Prisoner Swap Deal, Tehran To Gain Access To $6BN In Oil Revenue

Quote Tweet: Saeed Azimi @SaeedAzimi1772 4h
BREAKING: An informed Iranian source who spoke to me on the condition of anonymity just confirmed the NYT report about the $6b deal reached between Tehran and Washington. This just came after Iran's CBI chief said good news on unfreezing Iran's assets abroad is to be announced.

zerohedge @zerohedge 4h
Who gets 10% of the 6 billion?

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 5h
JUST IN: Four American prisoners wrongfully detained in Iran have been released on house arrest - CNN

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 10, 2023 06:06 PM (krqg6)

216 It is the retailers hating on you because they are paying tithes on your behalf to big credit cards.
Posted by: whig

Many, many of the local establishments around here (rural TN), if you use a CC, will markup your bill by 5%. They have signs up at the cash register stating so.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2023 06:06 PM (MJIed)

217 That the government requested something be censored is a violation in itself whether the party chose to do it or not.

The Left just make up shit as they go. Calvinball mixed with goal posts on rollers mixed in with continuous lying covered in rules for thee but not for me wrapped in insanity.

Posted by: polynikes at August 10, 2023 06:06 PM (MNhXM)

218 President Waraiotoko's deal for Iran would be you release our people in exchange for us not razing every major city in your pisshole basket case empire into a fine hot powder and then you continue to stay fucked all the way off.

I think it's a more than generous offer.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2023 06:06 PM (9UlRk)

219 174 Painted bunting on my birdfeeder. Just looking at this bird lowers my B/P twenty points.

https://tinyurl.com/4ucabkdz
Posted by: creeper
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Little miracles all around us. No reason that nature has to be beautiful or for us to appreciate it unless a Creator was involved.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 06:06 PM (V+/H3)

220 195 Texas has something called a "Goliath frog". It's roughly the size of a serving platter.
_______________

Bufos (aka "cane toads") are like that, too. When one gets run over, it leaves about an 18 inch squished carcass.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 06:06 PM (YqDXo)

221 174 Painted bunting on my birdfeeder. Just looking at this bird lowers my B/P twenty points.

https://tinyurl.com/4ucabkdz
Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2023 05:59 PM (cTCuP)

Ya shoulda painted a hit and run.

Posted by: JT at August 10, 2023 06:06 PM (T4tVD)

222 213 Painted bunting on my birdfeeder. Just looking at this bird lowers my B/P twenty points.

LOL.. I thought you put a bunting you painted on your bird bath and thought that odd

Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2023 06:07 PM (bs+z0)

223 Raining pretty good here.....

Posted by: JT at August 10, 2023 06:07 PM (T4tVD)

224 That's why so many women move there.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2023 06:05 PM (6VKyY)


And I did. Though it may have had more to do with airplanes than men.

Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2023 06:07 PM (cTCuP)

225 From what I've seen nothing
Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2023 06:04 PM (bs+z0)
.......

Even the old courthouse under the banyan tree looks destroyed.

Posted by: wth at August 10, 2023 06:07 PM (v0R5T)

226 Instead they censored it and pretended there was no treatment so that your friends and family members would die.
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag?


ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2023 06:07 PM (PiUuV)

227 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 5h
JUST IN: Four "American" prisoners wrongfully detained in Iran have been released on house arrest - CNN
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 10, 2023 06:06 PM (krqg6)
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FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 10, 2023 06:07 PM (YqDXo)

228 > used to put out grape jelly for the Orioles…

You know what would have worked better? Steroids and cocaine.

Posted by: The Orioles at August 10, 2023 06:08 PM (0N1h0)

229 Many, many of the local establishments around here (rural TN), if you use a CC, will markup your bill by 5%. They have signs up at the cash register stating so.

Posted by: Tonypete
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Against CC rules to offer cash discounts so they do the surcharge instead. A lot of small biznesses get shafted by CC fees compared with the big boys that negotiate better transaction percentages.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 06:08 PM (V+/H3)

230 Looks like Biden negotiates as well as Obama.

Posted by: polynikes at August 10, 2023 06:08 PM (MNhXM)

231 It's true. Everything IS bigger in Texas.
Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2023 06:03 PM (cTCuP)

That's why so many women move there.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2023 06:05 PM (6VKyY)

So they blend in better???

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 10, 2023 06:08 PM (T/Lqj)

232 Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 05:59 PM

The older two aren't allowed on social media, either. But it's too late to keep their images off it. Not so, with the little one. With any luck, she'll actually have *no* social media presence.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 10, 2023 06:08 PM (0FoWg)

233 My mom was a birder… used to put out grape jelly for the Orioles…
Posted by: tubal

Cal Ripkin Jr. was a big fan.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2023 06:08 PM (MJIed)

234 My mom was a birder… used to put out grape jelly for the Orioles…
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Did the Mets demand chopped liver??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 10, 2023 06:08 PM (krqg6)

235 Zuckerberg had far more to do with Trump losing than voter fraud or Dominion.

Posted by: Equate at August 10, 2023 06:09 PM (WKD3n)

236 218 President Waraiotoko's deal for Iran would be you release our people in exchange for us not razing every major city in your pisshole basket case empire into a fine hot powder and then you continue to stay fucked all the way off.

I think it's a more than generous offer.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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You have the makings of a fine president.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 06:09 PM (V+/H3)

237 219

Little miracles all around us. No reason that nature has to be beautiful or for us to appreciate it unless a Creator was involved.
Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 06:06 PM (V+/H3)

God gave us the Lionfish…

Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2023 06:09 PM (PCK5/)

238 Sure they are not sending that six billion by pallet?

Posted by: polynikes at August 10, 2023 06:09 PM (MNhXM)

239 Texas has something called a "Goliath frog". It's roughly the size of a serving platter.


Ah so. We have Godzilla.

Posted by: The Japs at August 10, 2023 06:09 PM (gmo/4)

240 > When one gets run over, it leaves about an 18 inch squished carcass.

You conjured up an old memory of all the smashed toads on the road I'd see after a big rain in the Philippines.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 10, 2023 06:09 PM (0N1h0)

241 230 Looks like Biden negotiates as well as Obama.
Posted by: polynikes at August 10, 2023 06:08 PM (MNhXM)

Maybe Biden will do a Rose Garden ceremony like Obama did for that traitor Bergdayl...They can than Allah too...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2023 06:10 PM (bs+z0)

242 don't sell us short...it's more like one in five

it might even be as high s 20 percent
Posted by: AltonJackson


ISWYDT

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2023 06:10 PM (PiUuV)

243 Zuckerberg had far more to do with Trump losing than voter fraud or Dominion.
Posted by: Equate at August 10, 2023 06:09 PM (WKD3n)

If you don’t think ballot harvesting is fraud.

Posted by: polynikes at August 10, 2023 06:10 PM (MNhXM)

244 Almost didn't mention the bird. I'm glad I did and pleased that y'all liked him. Dog knows anything that makes you smile is welcome.

Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2023 06:10 PM (cTCuP)

245 Maybe Biden will do a Rose Garden ceremony like Obama did for that traitor Bergdayl...They can than Allah too...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2023 06:10 PM (bs+z0)

thank not than

Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2023 06:11 PM (bs+z0)

246 170 Never forget that they suppressed all information about ivermectin and vaxxine skepticism ONLY because it was all valid.

Worse, they prohibited physicians from prescribing it forcing people who wanted to try to self dose the veterinary formula.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2023 05:58 PM

==========

It was two 15 minute phone calls to my Parents' doctors to get them to prescribe more than 600 units of Vitamin D when COVID hit.

This was after the doctors prescribed megadoses of Vitamin D to them in the last two years because their Vitamin D levels were so low. They had zinc from their Eye Vitamins and lots of vitamin C.

Personally, I think it worked. They never had a positive COVID test at their assisted living facility.

Posted by: rd at August 10, 2023 06:11 PM (hhb1F)

247 When one gets run over, it leaves about an 18 inch squished carcass.

You conjured up an old memory of all the smashed toads on the road I'd see after a big rain in the Philippines.
Posted by: bonhomme

At least it doesn't flip your car like the Houston alligators do.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2023 06:11 PM (b6WkX)

248 244 Almost didn't mention the bird. I'm glad I did and pleased that y'all liked him. Dog knows anything that makes you smile is welcome.
Posted by: creeper at August 10, 2023 06:10 PM (cTCuP)


Prettiest birds at my feeders are the Goldfinches..

Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2023 06:12 PM (PCK5/)

249 used to put out grape jelly for the Orioles…

You know what would have worked better? Steroids and cocaine.
Posted by: The Orioles


We do that with the hummingbirds. You should see them little shits fly.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2023 06:12 PM (PiUuV)

250 Zuckerberg had far more to do with Trump losing than voter fraud or Dominion.
Posted by: Equate

I deleted FB the day I found out he did that.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2023 06:12 PM (b6WkX)

251 God gave us the Lionfish…
Posted by: tubal

Pretty fish and regulates other fish populations. They can also be eaten if properly prepared just like the Japanese pufferfish.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 06:12 PM (V+/H3)

252 Bufo is the Generic name for all "true toads". There are many other "toads" belonging to genera other than Bufo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2023 06:13 PM (9A0sz)

253 We had mulberry trees when I was a kid… used to enjoy watching the drunk robins stagger around..

Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2023 06:13 PM (PCK5/)

254 I like that bunting. I'm not a "birder" but I have two feeders and two birdbaths. Love watching them and they don't mind me hanging around at all anymore.

Posted by: wth at August 10, 2023 06:13 PM (v0R5T)

255 Prettiest birds at my feeders are the Goldfinches..
Posted by: tubal

Are they made of gold ?

Posted by: JT at August 10, 2023 06:13 PM (T4tVD)

256 God gave us the Lionfish…
Posted by: tubal

He also gave us kidney stones. So... thanks?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2023 06:13 PM (b6WkX)

257 252 Bufo is the Generic name for all "true toads". There are many other "toads" belonging to genera other than Bufo.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2023 06:13 PM (9A0sz)


I am *this close* to shutting this thread down.

Posted by: Rep. Jerrold Nadler at August 10, 2023 06:14 PM (PiwSw)

258 252 Bufo is the Generic name for all "true toads". There are many other "toads" belonging to genera other than Bufo.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Interesting.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 06:14 PM (V+/H3)

259 My mom was a birder… used to put out grape jelly for the Orioles…
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2023 06:05 PM (PCK5/)


I think dunking them in mild is better

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2023 06:14 PM (xhaym)

260 Honestly, I have very limited sympathy for people who go to known sketchy places and get into trouble. Even if you're a 'dual citizen', or because of that, it's a known thing. Iran?! I'm not talking out my ass, either, I've spent years going to sketchy places. I know for a fact the US has no interest in me, would be delighted if I got 'detained' or, better yet, simply disappeared. Go to those places you are On. Your. Own.
I expect if I got busted for anything legit or not, if I called the Embassy, they'd look up my name, say 'See ya! Not!' and hang up the phone forever.

Posted by: LenNeal at August 10, 2023 06:14 PM (43xH1)

261 milk. Dunking them in MILK is better

Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2023 06:14 PM (xhaym)

262 Bufo who?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 10, 2023 06:14 PM (b6WkX)

263 255 Prettiest birds at my feeders are the Goldfinches..
Posted by: tubal

Are they made of gold ?
Posted by: JT at August 10, 2023 06:13 PM (T4tVD)

Thistle seed, apparently..

Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2023 06:15 PM (PCK5/)

264 Personally, I think it worked. They never had a positive COVID test at their assisted living facility.
Posted by: rd

That's good.

Posted by: Governors Wolf, Cuomo, and Murphy at August 10, 2023 06:15 PM (TZ75n)

265 Any idiot Americans who decide to go to Iran and get "detained" should be left there because they're too stupid to pay one cent for.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 10, 2023 06:15 PM (91b3H)

266 FaceBook's whole business model is "data-mining" their customers and then selling that data to advertisers.

_____

The old "if the product online is free, you're the product".

Posted by: Montec at August 10, 2023 06:15 PM (37hcp)

267
I am *this close* to shutting this thread down.
Posted by: Rep. Jerrold Nadler at August 10, 2023 06:14 PM (PiwSw)

Well suck in that fucking thunder-gunt a bit and maybe your stumpy little arms could reach the button.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2023 06:15 PM (9UlRk)

268 He also gave us kidney stones. So... thanks?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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So, don't you praise the Creator when it passes?

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 06:15 PM (V+/H3)

269
Zuckerberg had far more to do with Trump losing than voter fraud or Dominion.

Posted by: Equate at August 10, 2023 06:09 PM


Perhaps. But his messaging of 'Make A Plan' sure sounded like an invitation to stuff ballot boxes which Facebook conveniently provided.

I finally got the menu back on the left side of my page. FB has 'passive aggressive' shit down to a science. In preparation for 2024 when they'll take the 'passive' part out of the equation and go full National Socialist Workers Party which translates to NAZI.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 10, 2023 06:15 PM (enJYY)

270 milk. Dunking them in MILK is better
Posted by: Kindltot at August 10, 2023 06:14 PM (xhaym)

Hot sauce works for chicken wings.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2023 06:16 PM (9A0sz)

271 We have a very large college of Cardinals in the wooded area next to my house.

Posted by: polynikes at August 10, 2023 06:16 PM (MNhXM)

272 265 Any idiot Americans who decide to go to Iran and get "detained" should be left there because they're too stupid to pay one cent for.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 10, 2023 06:15 PM (91b3H)

___

See also North Korea, Afghanistan (any stan really)

Posted by: Montec at August 10, 2023 06:16 PM (37hcp)

273 We had mulberry trees when I was a kid… used to enjoy watching the drunk robins stagger around..
Posted by: tubal'

I've heard some supposedly 'educated' people say that only human beings get drunk or high on purpose, and I always think of mulberry trees and how they clearly never had one in their yard.

Posted by: LenNeal at August 10, 2023 06:16 PM (43xH1)

274 Breaking911 @Breaking911 15m
TRUMP RIPS PENCE: “Liddle’ Mike now wants to be a tough guy. He could have had greatness, but chose another path!”

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 54m
I never asked Mike Pence to “disregard the Constitution.” Nor did I tell him that he was “too honest.” He is under great pressure and getting very bad advice from Marc “Long” and perhaps some of his other advisers. His Poll numbers have just gone down from an already anemic level. Liddle’ Mike now wants to be a tough guy. He could have had greatness, but chose another path!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 10, 2023 06:16 PM (krqg6)

275 grape jelly for the Orioles

Italian Grinders for the Yankees




Posted by: Archer at August 10, 2023 06:16 PM (gmo/4)

276 Hot sauce works for chicken wings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2023 06:16 PM (9A0sz)

How do you get them to hold still ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2023 06:16 PM (bs+z0)

277 268 He also gave us kidney stones. So... thanks?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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So, don't you praise the Creator when it passes?

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 06:15 PM (V+/H3)

And on other occasions😉😉

Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2023 06:16 PM (PCK5/)

278 The Bee on what it will take to convince Democrats.

https://tinyurl.com/28bhj6dc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 10, 2023 06:17 PM (MisCb)

279 How do you get them to hold still ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2023 06:16 PM (bs+z0)

You hypnotize them, of course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2023 06:17 PM (9A0sz)

280 1. Biden White House jawboning private companies is free speech - Biden DOJ
2. Donald Trump jawboning other politicians and pretty much everybody to look into election irregularities is indictable - Biden DOJ (Jack Smith)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 10, 2023 06:18 PM (KxMNK)

281 Posted by: tubal

Goldfinches are beautiful. It always make me happy to see them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2023 06:18 PM (ZlktJ)

282 Hi! We’re there any messages for me?

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at August 10, 2023 06:18 PM (wu87C)

283 Ballot harvesting is legal and trump is saying he now supports it.

Do I think it should be illegal? Yes

Posted by: Equate at August 10, 2023 06:18 PM (WKD3n)

284 276 Hot sauce works for chicken wings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2023 06:16 PM (9A0sz)

How do you get them to hold still ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2023 06:16 PM (bs+z0)

Very funny, Lucy!

Posted by: Desi at August 10, 2023 06:18 PM (6VKyY)

285 Hell, they're even cutting the strength of white vinegar these days. You have to check the labels carefully.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 10, 2023 06:03 PM

Heinz cleaning Vinegar was high strength, all of 6%

Posted by: rd at August 10, 2023 06:19 PM (hhb1F)

286
Do I think it should be illegal? Yes
Posted by: Equate at August 10, 2023 06:18 PM (WKD3n)

Should be. Yes ... Is it ? No

Posted by: It's me donna at August 10, 2023 06:19 PM (bs+z0)

287 We have hummingbirds, various butterflies, blue jays, crows, red tailed hawks and even a type of woodpecker that I have yet to see. I can hear it but haven't spotted it yet.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 10, 2023 06:20 PM (MeG8a)

288 I guess my favorite bird visitors are the pileated woodpeckers.. those guys are muy macho!!

Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2023 06:20 PM (PCK5/)

289
282 Hi! We’re there any messages for me?
Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at August 10, 2023 06:18 PM (wu87C)


Yes, six messages from life Alert, two from a reverse mortgage company and one from someone saying that particular mausoleum is available.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 10, 2023 06:20 PM (6VKyY)

290 woodpecker that I have yet to see. I can hear it but haven't spotted it yet.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 10, 2023 06:20 PM (MeG8a)

Maybe a northern flicker?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 10, 2023 06:20 PM (9UlRk)

291 Data advertiser. All the alphabet agencies.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 10, 2023 06:21 PM (ytSiK)

292 The Emmy awards show scheduled for September, has been postponed until January, due to the rider strike.


So, anyway, about ballot harvesting?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2023 06:21 PM (PiUuV)

293 Gwyneth Paltrow hardest hit.

Breaking911 @Breaking911 31m
ALERT: Target Recalls Millions of Candles Sold in Glass Jars

Target Recalls Millions of Candles Sold in Glass Jars - Breaking911
Target is initiating a recall of approximately 2.2 million candles due to multiple incidents where the jars shattered while in use, resulting in injuries to at least one individual. The affected...

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 10, 2023 06:21 PM (krqg6)

294 Discount City has 9% white vinegar.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2023 06:22 PM (lCWOD)

295 3 Ballot harvesting is legal and trump is saying he now supports it.

Do I think it should be illegal? Yes
Posted by: Equate at August 10, 2023 06:18 PM

========

Want cheating to STOP?!?!

Out cheat the Democrats! Cheating will not ever stop until it favors the Republicans.

As long as the cheating is a Democrat advantage, there is no reason for the Democrats to stop.

Posted by: rd at August 10, 2023 06:22 PM (hhb1F)

296 Gwyneth Paltrow… pretty, or not??

Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2023 06:22 PM (PCK5/)

297 Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2023 06:20 PM (PCK5/)

I had a really great, extended view of a pileated woodpecker in the woods behind a church I served. So impressive!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2023 06:22 PM (ZlktJ)

298 Goldfinches are beautiful. It always make me happy to see them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 10, 2023 06:18 PM (ZlktJ)

Tungstenfinches are heavy, man.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2023 06:23 PM (9A0sz)

299 Ballot harvesting is legal and trump is saying he now supports it.

Do I think it should be illegal? Yes
Posted by: Equate at August 10, 2023 06:18 PM (WKD3

Only 24 states allow anyone ‘chosen’ by the voter to turn in the ballot on their behalf. I have no doubt in those 24 states it’s done in an illegal manner.

Posted by: polynikes at August 10, 2023 06:23 PM (MNhXM)

300 tubal.

Heh. Miracles are all around us if we only look.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 06:23 PM (V+/H3)

301 211 The only useful feature of Fecesbook is their "Marketplace" which seems to have become a good venue for selling stuff. Talked to a younger friend, and he says, "just open a FB account using a burner e-mail, and an assumed name, but one that sounds like a real person's name." If somebody narcs you out to FB, lay low for a few days, and make another.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 10, 2023 06:05 PM (9A0sz)


Don't just stop at a fake name. It'd be super easy to lard up Fuckerberg's privacy nightmare service with all kinds of garbage data.

https://www.fakepersongenerator.com/

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 10, 2023 06:23 PM (DTX3h)

302 multiple incidents where the jars shattered while in use, resulting in injuries to at least one individual. The affected...

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 10, 2023 06:21 PM (krqg6)


Some fat broad cut her hand stuffing her face.

Posted by: Archer at August 10, 2023 06:23 PM (gmo/4)

303 I guess my favorite bird visitors are the pileated woodpeckers.. those guys are muy macho!!
Posted by: tubal


We have those all over the property.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 10, 2023 06:24 PM (PiUuV)

304 When observing hummingbirds, always best to wear safety glasses.

Posted by: wth at August 10, 2023 06:24 PM (v0R5T)

305 Don't forget to provide a nice portrait, too.

https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 10, 2023 06:24 PM (DTX3h)

306 nood throod, yood

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 10, 2023 06:24 PM (B1FKF)

307 nood but old news

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 10, 2023 06:24 PM (krqg6)

308 He also gave us kidney stones. So... thanks?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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So, don't you praise the Creator when it passes?

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 06:15 PM (V+/H3)

And on other occasions😉😉
Posted by: tubal at August 10, 2023 06:16 PM (PCK5/)

Baby brother pissed out a kidney stone on the wall of one of Saddam's palaces (he did the Forrest Gump thing and drank like 6 Dr. Peppers). Buddies all took pics, of course.

His only war story.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 10, 2023 06:25 PM (T/Lqj)

309 Wonderful little bird to spot, creeper! That Painted Bunting always looks like whoever was in charge of designing birds got bored and said "well let's just go all-out with this one!" It's hard to believe it's real. Earlier this year I was lucky enough to spot one of its cousins, and Indigo Bunting at my birdfeeder. This little bird isn't just blue, it is the bluest bird you will ever see.

https://tinyurl.com/5n7eb9cv

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 10, 2023 06:26 PM (i9ffA)

310 Lo, I am now willow! Be scared. Be very a-scared.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Missing the Point at August 10, 2023 06:26 PM (T/Lqj)

311 Don't just stop at a fake name. It'd be super easy to lard up Fuckerberg's privacy nightmare service with all kinds of garbage data.

https://www.fakepersongenerator.com/
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik
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At the other end, Optery and some other services allow you to delete a lot of what data they sell to others via requests. Makes your profile less valuable to them. But ratty data chokes a lot of databases.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 06:26 PM (V+/H3)

312 These are the "data flows" they meant -- the data flowing from FaceBook users to FaceBook and then to advertisers.
——-
Does Facebook own zoom?
They’re going to use all user data in their es AI program.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 10, 2023 06:26 PM (lCWOD)

313 As long as the cheating is a Democrat advantage, there is no reason for the Democrats to stop.
Posted by: rd at August 10, 2023 06:22 PM (hhb1F)
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Except Democrats are shameless hypocrites. They will NOT hesitate to prosecute to the fullest extent of the law--up to and including the death penalty where available--any Republican attempting to cheat in their cities.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 10, 2023 06:26 PM (BpYfr)

314
Baby brother pissed out a kidney stone on the wall of one of Saddam's palaces (he did the Forrest Gump thing and drank like 6 Dr. Peppers). Buddies all took pics, of course.

His only war story.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Should have gotten the Purple Heart--he did more to deserve it than John Kerry.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 06:27 PM (V+/H3)

315
You peeps who like woodpeckers obviously don't have cedar or redwood siding. One neighbor had to replace all his siding, another has lost one side of his home. They're probably some sort of 'protected' species so the obvious solution of taking them out with a hollow point BB is out the window.

Thousands of trees around and they destroy siding. No love.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 10, 2023 06:28 PM (enJYY)

316 Does Facebook own zoom?
They’re going to use all user data in their es AI program.
Posted by: Braenyard
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I hate Zoom anyway as insecure but you can also cheat and mess up their data acquisition by using digital makeup, virtual machines, and other things to prevent data acquisition.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 06:29 PM (V+/H3)

317 315
You peeps who like woodpeckers obviously don't have cedar or redwood siding. One neighbor had to replace all his siding, another has lost one side of his home. They're probably some sort of 'protected' species so the obvious solution of taking them out with a hollow point BB is out the window.

Thousands of trees around and they destroy siding. No love.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
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Some of that is drumming behavior and there are some peaceful ways of discouraging them just like the evil carpenter bees.

Posted by: whig at August 10, 2023 06:30 PM (V+/H3)

318 Methodist church on Front Street

Posted by: Skip at August 10, 2023 06:37 PM (MOY79)

319
Tungstenfinches are heavy, man.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Pfft.

Posted by: DepleatedU238 Finches at August 10, 2023 06:47 PM (LoE4a)

320 You peeps who like woodpeckers obviously don't have cedar or redwood siding. One neighbor had to replace all his siding, another has lost one side of his home. They're probably some sort of 'protected' species so the obvious solution of taking them out with a hollow point BB is out the window.

Thousands of trees around and they destroy siding. No love.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
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A friend, who has never owned or fired a gun of any kind, went out and bought a scoped Crossman pellet rifle, just for that purpose.

Posted by: DepleatedU238 Finches at August 10, 2023 06:49 PM (LoE4a)

321 Oooooops. /U238

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2023 06:50 PM (LoE4a)

322
[inhales]

Ah. That nood thread aroma.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 10, 2023 06:51 PM (LoE4a)

323 Wouldn't it be nice if the EU and its GDPR was turned on full-throttle thanks to this revelation, turning Facebook into toilet paper?

Posted by: Another Anon at August 10, 2023 07:39 PM (hwP7U)

324 To be fair, the Biden Administration put a lot of pressure on Facebook to shred the constitutional rights of their customers.

Posted by: william ferrin at August 10, 2023 08:17 PM (g5vVf)

325 I all the time used to read article in news papers but now as I am
a user of web thus from now I am using net for
posts, thanks to web.

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