Report: White House Cocaine Belonged to Someone in "The Biden Family Orbit;" Joe Biden Knows Exactly Whose Coke It Was

No, you don't say.

You don't SAY!!!

So they know to whom the "Very Very Small Bag of Cocaine" belonged to, as the media likes calling it. "The Very Small, Very Tiny, Very Discrete and Barely Illegal at All, Really Bag of Cocaine." The "So Tiny You Can't Even Believe It, Seriously You Guys It's not a Dime Bag, It's Just a Penny Bag, Come On You Guys Can't We Just Let This Slide You Guys Bag of Cocaine."

A bag of cocaine found in the West Wing last month reportedly may have belonged to someone in the "Biden family orbit" -- and the president allegedly knows who it is.
Soldier of Fortune publisher Susan Katz Keating made the shocking claim, citing three security sources, in a report published Sunday -- even texting a number linked to President Biden in a bid to sniff out the culprit.
The Post has not been able to independently confirm the Soldier of Fortune report.
According to Keating, while the Secret Service publicly announced July 13 they had closed the investigation without identifying a suspect due to a "lack of physical evidence," authorities were able to follow enough clues to come up with a name -- and were confident enough in their detective work to inform the commander-in-chief.
"If you want the name, ask Joe Biden," one source told Keating. "He knows who it is."

I shan't believe it. I tell you, I shannot!

So who did it belong to? I don't know, but there is one clue: The Tiny Little Bag of Barely-a-Crime Cocaine had a little feather boa wrapped around it and tiny condoms stamped with the motto "NO YELLOW."

Just kidding, Hunter doesn't use condoms.

This source says it's not who you think.

"It was someone within the Biden family orbit, and it wasn't Hunter," said a second source, referring to the president's adult son -- an admitted recovering drug addict.

Someone on the blog mentioned a suspicion of one of Biden's f*cked-up trashbag druggy daughters maybe having a taste for the powder.

I shouldn't call them trashy. It's not their fault that their father slipped into the showers with them when they were far too old for that (or just the right age, Joe Biden might say).

Keating then said she texted a number provided by the White House, purportedly to send Biden SMS messages, and asked point-blank: "Three trusted sources tell me the Secret Service gave you the name of the person who brought the cocaine into the Executive Mansion. Is this true; and if so, can you please confirm the name?"
The message from Keating bounced back with the label "Not Delivered."
The Post texted the number and was unable to get an answer either.

Thanks to JackStraw.

Posted by: Ace at 12:05 PM

Comments

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1 I'm shocked I tell you.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at August 09, 2023 12:05 PM (eYoxG)

2 Dr. Jill? Unlikely.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 09, 2023 12:05 PM (eOEVl)

3 Where DID I leave that shocked face?

Posted by: Catherine at August 09, 2023 12:05 PM (ZSsrh)

4 So it wasn't Hunter Biden who brought Hunter Biden's bag of cocaine into the White House? Hmmmm....

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 09, 2023 12:06 PM (YQ4mh)

5 Color me shocked at this news.......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 09, 2023 12:06 PM (QNSds)

6 Hi Ace

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 09, 2023 12:07 PM (t/2Uw)

7 There's your cutting edge journalism right there, LOL

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 09, 2023 12:07 PM (MeG8a)

8 So this is going to be one of those Great Big Mysteries where every reader of this blog and really, most any intelligent and honest person anywhere, knew the answer 5 minutes after it was first reported.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2023 12:07 PM (i9ffA)

9 Commander?

Posted by: redridinghood at August 09, 2023 12:07 PM (NpAcC)

10 Ham and Eggers were bust eating breakfast...

Posted by: Inogame at August 09, 2023 12:07 PM (53oGX)

11 My money is on KJP. She's looks the type.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 09, 2023 12:07 PM (HTCOy)

12 Thanks to JackStraw.

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He finally knows your name.

Beware.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:07 PM (LvTSG)

13 *busy

Posted by: Inogame at August 09, 2023 12:07 PM (53oGX)

14 Oh darn, missed that dead drop. How am I going to fund more cocaine and get it delivered this time?
~Hunter

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 09, 2023 12:07 PM (ysaNs)

15 I shouldn't call them trashy. It's not their fault that their father slipped into the showers with them when they were far too old for that (or just the right age, Joe Biden might say).

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"I just came."
-Paul

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:08 PM (LvTSG)

16 Hmmm. The surprising thing is that they admit it. But they want to rub our noses in it that the royal families foibles are on a completely other, completely immune, level.

Next up: banging a dead 12 year old in the Lincoln Bedroom.

Where did this body come from? We may never know. SS stumped!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 12:08 PM (zZu0s)

17 The idea that the SS didn't know within hours of the Cocaine being discovered whose Cocaine it was, strained credulity.

The fact that they have allowed themselves to be made a mockery of is not comforting.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 09, 2023 12:08 PM (XV/Pl)

18 "Trump must have left it there. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 09, 2023 12:08 PM (9UlRk)

19 14 Oh darn, missed that dead drop. How am I going to fund more cocaine and get it delivered this time?
~Hunter
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 09, 2023 12:07 PM (ysaNs)

I assume this is a sideline for a lot of ubereats drivers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 12:09 PM (zZu0s)

20 Is Hunter still living at the White House? Does Joe even live at the White House?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 09, 2023 12:09 PM (t/2Uw)

21 Very Very Small Bag of Cocaine

If it cost less than $950, it's a Misdemeanor Bag of Cocaine.

Posted by: Gavin at August 09, 2023 12:09 PM (CaJIi)

22 "I just came."
-Paul
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Guess the double dose of Viagra and Cialis worked for Paul!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 09, 2023 12:09 PM (ysaNs)

23 "It was someone within the Biden family orbit, and it wasn't Hunter,"

Hunter used someone as his bagman. He was obviously using during the 4th of July celebration at the White House.

Hard to believe that the Biden family would have **two** people idiotic enough to leave a bag of cocaine sitting in the White House.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 09, 2023 12:09 PM (2tUFv)

24 They laugh and laugh. They don't give a fuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 09, 2023 12:09 PM (TZ75n)

25 The Truth is that just about everyone going in and out on a daily basis, INCLUDING the SS agents, are doing cocaine in the White House. The only mystery was which of the lowlifes was sloppy enough to let some get away from them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2023 12:09 PM (i9ffA)

26 Maybe Joe's? Can't get that stupid w/o help.

Posted by: BignJames at August 09, 2023 12:09 PM (AwYPR)

27 22 "I just came."
-Paul
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Guess the double dose of Viagra and Cialis worked for Paul!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 09, 2023 12:09 PM (ysaNs)

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Can you blame Paul for loving such a lovable scamp as Joe Biden and wanting to feel like he's part of the action?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:10 PM (LvTSG)

28 >>Thanks to JackStraw.

Who?

Posted by: Commenter at August 09, 2023 12:10 PM (ZLI7S)

29 Hard to believe that the Biden family would have **two** people idiotic enough to leave a bag of cocaine sitting in the White House.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 09, 2023 12:09 PM (2tUFv)

Huh? Have you looked at the who's in the Biden family?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2023 12:10 PM (i9ffA)

30 I never thought it was Hunter's. There are probably a dozen junkies at the White House in high positions. Doctor Jill probably snorts shit. I just figured the odds were that the teeny-weenie itsy-bitsy polka-dot bag of coke belonged to one of the many other junkies at the WH.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 09, 2023 12:10 PM (iFTx/)

31 According to Keating, while the Secret Service publicly announced July 13 they had closed the investigation without identifying a suspect due to a "lack of physical evidence," authorities were able to follow enough clues to come up with a name -- and were confident enough in their detective work to inform the commander-in-chief.
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This is contradictory. You have enough evidence to find a person or you don't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:10 PM (WkNQM)

32 If it isn't Hunters I would say it is Jill's. You know she needs a little pick me up after spending all the time wiping the drool from Joe's mouth and fighting him to take his medicine, she's a "Doctor" after all!!!!

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 09, 2023 12:10 PM (Oq/TM)

33 Is there anything uniparty does that is legal?

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at August 09, 2023 12:10 PM (0q+t6)

34 Chi Chi, get the yeyo.

Posted by: Tony Montana Biden at August 09, 2023 12:10 PM (HTUD+)

35 Seems pretty damaging. Damaging enough to give us a new Trump indictment?

Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2023 12:11 PM (e2onP)

36 33 Is there anything uniparty does that is legal?
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at August 09, 2023 12:10 PM (0q+t6)

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"Harumph!"
-Congress during Prohibition, drunk

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:11 PM (LvTSG)

37 It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow, polka dot bag of coke

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 09, 2023 12:11 PM (iFTx/)

38 If FJB was your father, wouldn't *you* turn to drugs? I'd sure be tempted, especially if I was brought up with no other skills than shaking down people for money.

Posted by: pookysgirl, grateful for her dad, whose birthday it is today at August 09, 2023 12:11 PM (dtlDP)

39 What if it's Jill's? Just a little helper to get through life having to deal with Joe you understand...

And it would explain any bonding she had with Hunter, i.e. both of them doing coke together, and then ..., whatever happened afterwards should be unmentioned.

Posted by: Scott_T at August 09, 2023 12:11 PM (2waQ7)

40 Wouldn't surprise me if every last Biden does cocaine, including the Big Guy himself.

Remember when people acted like the Palins were too tawdry for public service? It is to laugh.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 09, 2023 12:11 PM (OX9vb)

41 35 Seems pretty damaging. Damaging enough to give us a new Trump indictment?
Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2023 12:11 PM (e2onP)

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Maybe a civil suit for a crime decades again brought by someone who's never met Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

42 No yellow.
LOL.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 09, 2023 12:12 PM (ufFY8)

43 I dig it that Soldier of Fortune broke this story.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 09, 2023 12:12 PM (opt/S)

44 34 Chi Chi, get the yeyo.
Posted by: Tony Montana Biden at August 09, 2023 12:10 PM (HTUD+)

Now I want fajita's and fried ice cream.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 12:12 PM (zZu0s)

45 So they know to whom the "Very Very Small Bag of Cocaine" belonged to, as the media likes calling it. "The Very Small, Very Tiny, Very Discrete and Barely Illegal at All, Really Bag of Cocaine."

They can find every J6 participant, but they don't know who it belongs to in the most secure building in the US. Bwahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2023 12:12 PM (SUJ+x)

46 "It was someone within the Biden family orbit, and it wasn't Hunter," said a second source, referring to the president's adult son -- an admitted recovering drug addict.
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This was the most likely scenario from the beginning. Hunter was reportedly at Camp David when this happened, and the nose candy wasn't found at Camp David.

But "Hunter dropped his drugs at the White House" is a hilarious meme and so it became him. I don't even care that it probably wasn't his, I'll point and laugh at the crackhead anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:12 PM (WkNQM)

47 Major!

Bad dog! Bad!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 09, 2023 12:12 PM (krqg6)

48 A friend of a friend was at the granddaughters White House wedding and said Coke was everywhere.

Posted by: LASue at August 09, 2023 12:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

49 The "So Tiny You Can't Even Believe It, Seriously You Guys It's not a Dime Bag, It's Just a Penny Bag, Come On You Guys Can't We Just Let This Slide You Guys Bag of Cocaine."

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"It wasn't even cocaine, h8r! It was a precursor powder that can also be used to make, among other things: Air Jordan soles; 3D -printed dildos; and new teeth for meth-head fiends! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Chief 'Misinformation' Researcher at AoSHQ at August 09, 2023 12:12 PM (ckWwx)

50 I suspect Dr. Jill has a little silver spoon in her purse.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2023 12:12 PM (pohLc)

51 By "shocking claim", they mean "not shocking in the least."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 09, 2023 12:13 PM (ScR16)

52 Wait... Biden has more than one Hoor daughter?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 09, 2023 12:13 PM (flINI)

53 It's funny, Jack Straw quite often sounds rational and normy. How does he do it, being as high as Cooter Brown?

Posted by: Blitzkrieg Bop at August 09, 2023 12:13 PM (83IzV)

54 Russian Disinformation, Misinformation, and Mal-information Combined!!!!

Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2023 12:13 PM (AMIL/)

55 I'm gonna make a fun ensemble heist movie Ripped From The Headlines about this caper. Everyone wrangling and scheming to traffic a baggie of schneef through the Whitehouse and avoid detection. And the whole time you'll think Hunter is the one at the end of the line, but in a surprise twist it will actually be Kamala Harris.

Coming soon to wherever awesome movies are screened....

"The Blow Job"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 09, 2023 12:13 PM (9UlRk)

56 Keating then said she texted a number provided by the White House, purportedly to send Biden SMS messages, and asked point-blank: "Three trusted sources tell me the Secret Service gave you the name of the person who brought the cocaine into the Executive Mansion. Is this true; and if so, can you please confirm the name?"
The message from Keating bounced back with the label "Not Delivered."

The Post texted the number and was unable to get an answer either.
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So Keating and the Post texted a fake number (or the number was disconnected).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:13 PM (WkNQM)

57 50 I suspect Dr. Jill has a little silver spoon in her purse.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2023 12:12 PM (pohLc)

She's 'chasing the dragon'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 12:13 PM (zZu0s)

58 Well as long as the info comes from a credible source like SOF magazine and not Screw magazine, which is only good for buying watches.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 09, 2023 12:13 PM (FCbAQ)

59
I'm sorry I missed the Morning Rant. My own views on the matter are, shall we say, energetic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2023 12:14 PM (MoZTd)

60 I think it was prob a dead drop for Hunter. And Hunter's dealer is well known and lived with Hunter for a while.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 09, 2023 12:14 PM (opt/S)

61 48 A friend of a friend was at the granddaughters White House wedding and said Coke was everywhere.
Posted by: LASue at August 09, 2023 12:12 PM (Ed8Zd)
__________

Pretty much any wedding nowadays . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 09, 2023 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

62 Speaking of trashbags . . .

ESPN Celebrates Woke Soccer Player Megan Rapinoe’s “Patriotism” After She Bombs At The World Cup

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Her patriotism is like her beauty, nonexistent.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 09, 2023 12:14 PM (FVME7)

63 Biden Orbit?

Cocain Mitch it is.
He was dropping to get his installment from the Ukes.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 09, 2023 12:14 PM (HNoya)

64 Pretty much any wedding nowadays . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 09, 2023 12:14 PM (iFTx/)
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Apparently I always go to the wrong weddings.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:14 PM (WkNQM)

65 58 Well as long as the info comes from a credible source like SOF magazine and not Screw magazine, which is only good for buying watches.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 09, 2023 12:13 PM (FCbAQ)

How have any of the porn mags stayed in business?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 12:14 PM (zZu0s)

66 It's funny how the media refuses to acknowledge Biden has any flaws.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 09, 2023 12:15 PM (XFBHF)

67 Uh oh, wildfires in Maui and the Big Island.
I hope my stock in Hawaiian Electric isn't fucked too bad...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 09, 2023 12:15 PM (ufFY8)

68 How have any of the porn mags stayed in business?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 12:14 PM (zZu0s)
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Stashing a girly mag under your mattress has a certain old-school flair.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:15 PM (WkNQM)

69 Holy crap, Screw is still going.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 12:15 PM (zZu0s)

70 Surely you mean "cocaine hydrochloride", Mr. O'Spades.

Posted by: spindrift at August 09, 2023 12:15 PM (FRu7m)

71 How have any of the porn mags stayed in business?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 12:14 PM (zZu0s)

National Geographic?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 09, 2023 12:15 PM (9UlRk)

72
Federal Law Enforcement: Protecting the Government, Punishing the Citizens.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2023 12:15 PM (MoZTd)

73 But "Hunter dropped his drugs at the White House" is a hilarious meme and so it became him. I don't even care that it probably wasn't his, I'll point and laugh at the crackhead anyway.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

When you piss hot at your Navy induction, it's yours, regardless.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2023 12:15 PM (SUJ+x)

74 Kamala is considered one of the family isn't she?

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 09, 2023 12:16 PM (krqg6)

75 66 It's funny how the media refuses to acknowledge Biden has any flaws.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 09, 2023 12:15 PM (XFBHF)

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"Up next, our hard-hitting report on how Biden loves his family too much and is too dedicated to making America ~~great~~ pay for the sin of electing Trump president."
-CNN, or NRO, hard to tell

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:16 PM (LvTSG)

76 I shan't believe it. I tell you, I shannot!

Nor should you, Ace. Stand strong!

I really appreciated your honey badger, python, and two jackals analogy in last night's Café.

Trump is, of course, the honey badger, who in the end, triumphs over the Democrats (the python) and the MSM (the jackals).

However, Big Penguin, represented by the Cape Buffaloes in the background, remains to be dealt with.

An outstanding encapsulation of our current situation!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2023 12:16 PM (a3Q+t)

77 Next up: banging a dead 12 year old in the Lincoln Bedroom.
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Now, now. Adam Schiff isn't in the White House. Yet.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 09, 2023 12:16 PM (ScR16)

78 Holy crap, Screw is still going.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 12:15 PM (zZu0s)
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You're just going to leave one hanging over the plate like that?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:16 PM (WkNQM)

79 43 I dig it that Soldier of Fortune broke this story.
Posted by: Thesokorus

I know! Soldier of Fortune is now bookmarked.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 09, 2023 12:16 PM (u+98e)

80 Corn Pop

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2023 12:16 PM (63Dwl)

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 09, 2023 12:16 PM (PiwSw)

82 Coming soon to wherever awesome movies are screened....

"The Blow Job"

So it was Kamala's?

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at August 09, 2023 12:16 PM (VMFAF)

83 Creepy Joe has only one daughter-Ashley. The other was an infant when she died in the front seat next to Neilia. It was a murder suicide and Beau and Hunter were supposed to die, too, but survived with terrible injuries.

Posted by: Hooterville World Guardian at August 09, 2023 12:17 PM (83IzV)

84
81
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 09, 2023 12:16 PM (PiwSw)
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It's never not funny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:17 PM (WkNQM)

85 You're just going to leave one hanging over the plate like that?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:16 PM (WkNQM)

I'm a giver.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 12:17 PM (zZu0s)

86 Jill Sprinkles it on her Cooter to get Hunter to go down there.

Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2023 12:17 PM (16Sf8)

87 Kamala is considered one of the family isn't she?
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 09, 2023 12:16 PM (krqg6)

Massah even lets her come inside the house and everything.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 09, 2023 12:17 PM (9UlRk)

88 ESPN Celebrates Woke Soccer Player Megan Rapinoe’s “Patriotism”

You celebrate her patriotism with two arms up: "The field goal is good!"

Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2023 12:17 PM (Sv58p)

89 Just so I understand this, The coke and trannies are part of restoring the dignity of the Office of the President, yes?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 09, 2023 12:17 PM (z+89e)

90 How many of Hunter's three legitimate adult daughters and their husbands and boyfriends were staying at or visiting the White House that weekend?

Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2023 12:17 PM (AMIL/)

91 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 12:17 PM (vf0Uk)

92 Just so I understand this, The coke and trannies are part of restoring the dignity of the Office of the President, yes?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at August 09, 2023 12:17 PM (z+89e)
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Don't forget the restoration of norms!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (WkNQM)

93 Just learned that dad has sepsis.

That's not good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (vf0Uk)

94 orn Pop
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 09, 2023

***
Did Joey ever tell us there was a Caucasian counterpart to Corn Pop? Sugar Corn Pop?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (J2vNu)

95 Ok, not sure if this was sarcasm or not. (more way back):
UPDATE: BBC Channel 4 says Tom Cruise will be playing this illusionist in an upcoming film, The War Magician.

That's one Tom Cruise movie the Ace of Spades staff will be seeing.

posted at 23.1.04 by Ace

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (zZu0s)

96 I know! Soldier of Fortune is now bookmarked.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 09, 2023 12:16 PM (u+98e)

Yeah. That chick just bought it prob to raise a ruckus.

Be great if DIA was funding the thing as a front.

Or some dissident CIA faction.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (opt/S)

97 Story drops today about 20 millioin in bribes to the Biden family and we're supposed to get all riled up about a bag of cocaine.
Just another op.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (t/2Uw)

98 Big Penguin is the one worldwide movement on the side of justice and freedom!

Posted by: Tennessee Tuxedo at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (83IzV)

99 may have belonged to someone in the "Biden family orbit"

That's low. How many small children have they just implicated?

Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (Sv58p)

100 87 Kamala is considered one of the family isn't she?
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 09, 2023 12:16 PM (krqg6)

Massah even lets her come inside the house and everything.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 09, 2023 12:17 PM (9UlRk)

Better than Willie Brown I guess.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (zZu0s)

101 Next up: banging a dead 12 year old in the Lincoln Bedroom.
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Now, now. Adam Schiff isn't in the White House. Yet.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 09, 2023 12:16 PM (ScR16)

***

He WASN'T dead

Posted by: Adam Schitt at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (flINI)

102 In his orbit? Biden has no gravity, he's not Lizzo....

Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (FQmDC)

103 Just learned that dad has sepsis.

That's not good.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (vf0Uk)
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Oy. Very, very not good.

I hope his prognosis is okay.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (WkNQM)

104 Damn Floridian stole my ticket!

Mega Millions player wins historic $1.58 billion jackpot

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 09, 2023 12:19 PM (FVME7)

105

The bag of cocaine-adjacent powder, that was probably more like Pez or SweetTart dust was, how you say, "Waffer-theeen!"

- - Mr. Non-Christie Creosote,

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2023 12:19 PM (x0n13)

106 So it was Kamala's?
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar

Can you imagine that screeching harridan on coke?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2023 12:19 PM (SUJ+x)

107 Don't forget the restoration of norms!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (WkNQM)
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NORM!!!!!

Posted by: The Cheers Gang at August 09, 2023 12:19 PM (ScR16)

108 Just further proof that the Biden Crime Family is trailer trash worthless assholes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 12:19 PM (vf0Uk)

109 93 Just learned that dad has sepsis.

That's not good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (vf0Uk)

Damn. Hope he gets to doing better, Sponge.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 12:19 PM (zZu0s)

110 Keating then said she texted a number provided by the White House, purportedly to send Biden SMS messages ... The message from Keating bounced back with the label "Not Delivered."

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You have to pay extra for the Senile Message Service protocol upgrade.

Posted by: ShainS -- Chief 'Misinformation' Researcher at AoSHQ at August 09, 2023 12:19 PM (ckWwx)

111 50 I suspect Dr. Jill has a little silver spoon in her purse.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2023 12:12 PM (pohLc)

One of those little winged fairy ones they sold in all the head shops in the '70's.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 09, 2023 12:19 PM (u+98e)

112 43 I dig it that Soldier of Fortune broke this story.
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Yeah, I didn't know Soldier of Fortune was still a thing. I was trying to remember the last time I heard mention of it. I think it was in the 80's.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 09, 2023 12:19 PM (sWM8x)

113 Creepy Joe has only one daughter-Ashley. The other was an infant when she died in the front seat next to Neilia. It was a murder suicide and Beau and Hunter were supposed to die, too, but survived with terrible injuries.
Posted by: Hooterville World Guardian at August 09, 2023 12:17 PM (83IzV)

Not sayin'. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 09, 2023 12:19 PM (opt/S)

114 It meant to say, "Someone in a Biden family obit."

The cocaine was owned by one of Biden's post-life regular voters.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:19 PM (WkNQM)

115 This is contradictory. You have enough evidence to find a person or you don't.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:10 PM

And?

Posted by: Karin Jeanne-Pierre at August 09, 2023 12:20 PM (FVJNG)

116 I hope his prognosis is okay.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (WkNQM)

Haven't spoke to a Dr yet, only the nurse that informed us.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 12:20 PM (vf0Uk)

117 Just learned that dad has sepsis.

That's not good.
Posted by: Sponge

Praying for you & your dad. 😔

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2023 12:20 PM (SUJ+x)

118 I better go change into my shocked face.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 09, 2023 12:20 PM (ETfPG)

119 Big Penguin is the one worldwide movement on the side of justice and freedom!
Posted by: Tennessee Tuxedo at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (83IzV)

Preach!

Posted by: Chilly Willy at August 09, 2023 12:20 PM (IF2IV)

120 Sorry to hear about your dad, Sponge.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 09, 2023 12:20 PM (xTRSc)

121 90 How many of Hunter's three legitimate adult daughters and their husbands and boyfriends were staying at or visiting the White House that weekend?
Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2023 12:17 PM (AMIL/)

"Dear God, what a fucked up nightmare of a whore house that place is!"

- - the ghosts of John C. Holmes' Laurel Canyon residence

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 09, 2023 12:20 PM (x0n13)

122 93 Just learned that dad has sepsis.
That's not good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (vf0Uk)

I'll keep praying for your dad, and you.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 09, 2023 12:21 PM (N39Ws)

123 Gee dad, thanks for the nice birthday gift. Just what I wanted, a Luffa Sponge.

Posted by: 12 Year Old Ashley at August 09, 2023 12:21 PM (2znMt)

124 >> Just learned that dad has sepsis.

>>That's not good.

Happened to my dad. At least being in the hospital is the best place he good be.

Good luck.

Posted by: Commenter at August 09, 2023 12:21 PM (ZLI7S)

125 Just learned that dad has sepsis.

That's not good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM

Prayers up, Sponge.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 09, 2023 12:21 PM (FVJNG)

126 dammit

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2023 12:21 PM (ZLI7S)

127 Big Penguin is the one worldwide movement on the side of justice and freedom!
Posted by: Tennessee Tuxedo at August 09, 2023
*
Preach!
Posted by: Chilly Willy at August 09, 2023

***
Peace out, bro!

Posted by: The Kool Cigarette Penguin at August 09, 2023 12:22 PM (J2vNu)

128 Big Penguin is the one worldwide movement on the side of justice and freedom!
Posted by: Tennessee Tuxedo at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (83IzV)

Preach!
Posted by: Chilly Willy at August 09, 2023 12:20 PM (IF2IV)
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We've been left out in the cold.

Posted by: Willie and Millie, the Kool penguins at August 09, 2023 12:22 PM (ScR16)

129 {{{Sponge}}} So sorry to hear.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 09, 2023 12:22 PM (t/2Uw)

130 Kamala is considered one of the family isn't she?
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 09, 2023 12:16 PM (krqg6)

Massah even lets her come inside the house and everything.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 09, 2023 12:17 PM (9UlRk)

Better than Willie Brown I guess.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (zZu0s)

+++++++

Yeah, he made her come inside the cloakroom.

Posted by: ShainS -- Chief 'Misinformation' Researcher at AoSHQ at August 09, 2023 12:22 PM (ckWwx)

131 Big Penguin is the one worldwide movement on the side of justice and freedom!
Posted by: Tennessee Tuxedo at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (83IzV)

Preach!
Posted by: Chilly Willy at August 09, 2023 12:20 PM

OpSec, people...OpSec.

Posted by: Skipper at August 09, 2023 12:22 PM (FVJNG)

132 Holy crap. 'War Magician' is an actual movie. Still in production 20 years after ace wrote about it. Now with Benedict Cumberbatch starring!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 12:22 PM (zZu0s)

133
I am sorry to hear that, Sponge

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2023 12:22 PM (MoZTd)

134 Chilli and Willi

Great cartoon

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 09, 2023 12:23 PM (opt/S)

135 Jill Sprinkles it on her Cooter to get Hunter to go down there.
Posted by: garrett at August 09, 2023 12:17 PM (16Sf

UUurrp! Whew! Just threw up a little in my mouth.
While he's down there snorting those sprinkles, you don't suppose he'd get a good whiff of granny p****y?

I threw the Screw magazine reference in there hoping someone would get the Sheriff Buford T. Justice joke.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 09, 2023 12:23 PM (FCbAQ)

136 Hunter Biden in Cocaine Pedo Bear.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2023 12:23 PM (+oDFe)

137 Yeah, he made her come inside the cloakroom.
Posted by: ShainS -- Chief 'Misinformation' Researcher at AoSHQ at August 09, 2023 12:22 PM (ckWwx)

I was wondering if anyone would pick up. Shitposting is a thankless job sometimes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 12:23 PM (zZu0s)

138 Big Penguin is the one worldwide movement on the side of justice and freedom!
Posted by: Tennessee Tuxedo at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (83IzV)

***
Humans don't even know about us.

Posted by: South African Penguins at August 09, 2023 12:23 PM (J2vNu)

139 9 Commander?

Posted by: redridinghood at August 09, 2023 12:07 PM (NpAcC)

Have the Secret Service personnel who were attacked by Commander then complained committed Joe-icide yet?

Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2023 12:23 PM (AMIL/)

140 56 Keating then said she texted a number provided by the White House, purportedly to send Biden SMS messages, and asked point-blank: "Three trusted sources tell me the Secret Service gave you the name of the person who brought the cocaine into the Executive Mansion. Is this true; and if so, can you please confirm the name?"
The message from Keating bounced back with the label "Not Delivered."

The Post texted the number and was unable to get an answer either.
++++
So Keating and the Post texted a fake number (or the number was disconnected).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:13 PM (WkNQM)

This could have been the number John Solomon used to call Biden, which was later disconnected.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 09, 2023 12:23 PM (fJK+x)

141 Uh oh, wildfires in Maui and the Big Island.
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Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 5h
BREAKING: Popular 'Front Street' is on fire in Lahaina on the island of Maui, Hawaii, where, authorities said, people jumped into the water to escape flames and smoke from a wind-fueled wildfire.
https://tinyurl.com/5n8bzwda
9 seconds

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 13m
NEW: Wildfires whipped by hurricane winds triggered evacuations in parts of Hawaii cutt.ly/7wfdJwcI

Watch shocking footage of the extremely dangerous situation in Maui
https://tinyurl.com/27f5jtbh
13 seconds; tense but no bloodshed

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 09, 2023 12:24 PM (krqg6)

142 This could have been the number John Solomon used to call Biden, which was later disconnected.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 09, 2023 12:23 PM (fJK+x)
++++
I'd be interested in learning whether it was.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:24 PM (WkNQM)

143 It was known day 1 who it was

Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2023 12:24 PM (v1HOw)

144 Orbit? Like the gum or something?

*cackle*

*shart*

Posted by: Hillary! at August 09, 2023 12:24 PM (DTX3h)

145 Being a Biden means never having to say "I am responsible".

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 09, 2023 12:24 PM (mJP0w)

146 Big Penguin is the one worldwide movement on the side of justice and freedom!
Posted by: Tennessee Tuxedo at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (83IzV)

Preach!
Posted by: Chilly Willy at August 09, 2023 12:20 PM (IF2IV)
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We've been left out in the cold.
Posted by: Willie and Millie, the Kool penguins at August 09, 2023 12:22 PM (ScR16)

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* Tux the Linux penguin has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Chief 'Misinformation' Researcher at AoSHQ at August 09, 2023 12:24 PM (ckWwx)

147 127, 128

Ha!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 09, 2023 12:24 PM (ScR16)

148 Youtube insists on informing me that today is "World Indigenous Persons Day". Is there anyone, currently residing on this planet who isn't indigenous to it?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 09, 2023 12:25 PM (z99Zw)

149 Being a ~~Biden~~ politician means never having to say "I am responsible".
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 09, 2023 12:24 PM (mJP0w)
++++
FIFY

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:25 PM (WkNQM)

150 Did Joey ever tell us there was a Caucasian counterpart to Corn Pop? Sugar Corn Pop?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM

Krazy Kix.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 09, 2023 12:25 PM (FVJNG)

151 How have any of the porn mags stayed in business?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 12:14 PM (zZu0s)

Money laundering?

Posted by: Mishdog at August 09, 2023 12:25 PM (YXEoM)

152 In his orbit? Biden has no gravity, he's not Lizzo....
Posted by: steevy at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (FQmDC)

I read somewhere on the interboob that Lizzo is in hot water for sexual harassment and other nasty things to her employees.

Hope I can still get tickets.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 09, 2023 12:25 PM (HTUD+)

153 Youtube insists on informing me that today is "World Indigenous Persons Day". Is there anyone, currently residing on this planet who isn't indigenous to it?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 09, 2023 12:25 PM (z99Zw)
++++
The reptilian aliens in skin suits that run the major countries, corporations and institutions!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:25 PM (WkNQM)

154 149 Being a Biden politician means never having to say "I am responsible".
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 09, 2023 12:24 PM (mJP0w)
++++
FIFY
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:25 PM (WkNQM)

=======

Oh, they say they're responsible all the time. They say it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

155 57 50 I suspect Dr. Jill has a little silver spoon in her purse.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 09, 2023 12:12 PM (pohLc)

She's 'chasing the dragon'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 12:13 PM (zZu0s)

That's heroin. Coke is skiing the Alps.

Posted by: Candies her nose at August 09, 2023 12:26 PM (q1Zxb)

156 Did we ever win the war on drugs or did we withdraw in disgrace

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 09, 2023 12:26 PM (Cf+Tk)

157 The investigation was stopped and buried by order of the Executive or his controllers. The Secret Service once again disgraces itself by being the palace guard covering up the Royals illegal and immoral activity.

Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2023 12:26 PM (RUOzb)

158 Watch shocking footage of the extremely dangerous situation in Maui
https://tinyurl.com/27f5jtbh
13 seconds; tense but no bloodshed
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 09, 2023 12:24 PM (krqg6)

***

Globular Warmenating

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 09, 2023 12:26 PM (flINI)

159 Would someone please tell me what the Big Penguin thing is all about?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 09, 2023 12:26 PM (xTRSc)

160 Did Joey ever tell us there was a Caucasian counterpart to Corn Pop? Sugar Corn Pop?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM

Krazy Kix.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 09, 2023 12:25 PM (FVJNG)
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That little bastard Lucky Charms lepechaun.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 09, 2023 12:26 PM (ScR16)

161 The reptilian aliens in skin suits that run the major countries, corporations and institutions!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:25 PM (WkNQM)

That's stupid.

They'd all be like fourth or fifth generation by now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 09, 2023 12:26 PM (9UlRk)

162 I just received an email about my attendance at "Cutaneous Oncology Tumor Board Grand Rounds." I should go, peer at a patient, and say stuff like, "Gee, that looks like a rutabaga!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 09, 2023 12:26 PM (J2vNu)

163 It's amusing, in an absurd sort of way that the number of culprits copping to owning the "White House Coke" in the *biden family orbit is non-trivial.

This is the sort of shit that an impeachment would be good for. Dragging the old bastard and his family, and the hangers on through the mud. Dirty 'em up.

It's call "politics" and the GOP absolutely sucks at it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 09, 2023 12:26 PM (Q4IgG)

164 Would someone please tell me what the Big Penguin thing is all about?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 09, 2023 12:26 PM (xTRSc)
++++
It's a conspiracy of Linux engineers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:26 PM (WkNQM)

165 Soldier of Fortune publisher Susan Katz Keating made the shocking claim, citing three security sources, in a report published Sunday -- even texting a number linked to President Biden in a bid to sniff out the culprit.

I see what they did there...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 09, 2023 12:27 PM (JCZqz)

166 Heh. Margaret Cho.:
Margaret Cho's Blog
We just found out that Margaret Cho ("Who?") has a blog.

This is perhaps the saddest thing we've heard since, well, since Howard Dean's Yeeeeiiiiiiahhhhh yelp cost him the nomination.

We at Ace of Spades HQ aren't superstars. Yet. We're not legends of comedy. Yet. We're not beloved television personalities. Yet.

But we do have a blog.

And the sad thing is, so does Margaret Cho, who is supposedly a celebrity.

Let's compare our respective claims to fame.

Has a Blog? Ace of Spades, check; Margaret Cho ("Who?") check.

Has a television series: Ace of Spades, no; Margaret Cho, no.

Has any prospect of starring in a movie in the next five years: Ace of Spades, possibly; Margaret Cho, not a chance.

Has "heat": Ace of Spades, in spades, baby; Margaret Cho, has about as much heat as John Oates' personal assistant.
It's pathetic. But just examining the objective evidence leads one to the inelecutable realization: The collective entity known as Ace of Spades is actually a bigger celebrity than Margaret Cho.
How sad is that?
posted at 20.1.04 by Ace

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 12:27 PM (zZu0s)

167 Did we ever win the war on drugs or did we withdraw in disgrace
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 09, 2023 12:26 PM (Cf+Tk)

It's an ongoing battle and always will be.

Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2023 12:27 PM (RUOzb)

168 Youtube insists on informing me that today is "World Indigenous Persons Day". Is there anyone, currently residing on this planet who isn't indigenous to it?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 09, 2023 12:25 PM (z99Zw)

Some are more indigenous than others.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 09, 2023 12:27 PM (HTUD+)

169 146 Big Penguin is the one worldwide movement on the side of justice and freedom!
Posted by: Tennessee Tuxedo at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (83IzV)

Preach!
Posted by: Chilly Willy at August 09, 2023 12:20 PM (IF2IV)
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We've been left out in the cold.
Posted by: Willie and Millie, the Kool penguins at August 09, 2023 12:22 PM (ScR16)

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* Tux the Linux penguin has entered the chat *
Posted by: ShainS -- Chief 'Misinformation' Researcher at AoSHQ at August 09, 2023 12:24 PM (ckWwx)

Truth!

Posted by: Opus at August 09, 2023 12:27 PM (PiwSw)

170 I just can't get over this point:
If it was anthrax, would they have just closed the investigation with "oh well?"

How about this? The fact that they "claimed" they could not determine who left it there is by itself a HUGE security violation--admitting that someone can secret illegal and deadly substances into the White House.

Who has been fired for that beach? Disciplined?

Oh right: Clown world.
Hey, look over there! Is that Trump committing crime and stuff!?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 09, 2023 12:27 PM (5LxE0)

171 Only the very highest elites can procure fentanyl-free cocaine. And eye doctors too, I think.

Posted by: Peel gp A Jackfruit at August 09, 2023 12:28 PM (MvF+J)

172 I confess. I did it. But Trump made me do it.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 09, 2023 12:28 PM (brAQZ)

173 Big Penguin arose when NERV created Mecha Pen-Pen to fight beside the EVAs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2023 12:28 PM (+oDFe)

174 That's heroin. Coke is skiing the Alps.
Posted by: Candies her nose at August 09, 2023 12:26 PM (q1Zxb)

Wait. For some reason I thought Chasing the Dragon was... opium and absinthe?

Ian Holm... From Hell with Johnny Depp?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 12:28 PM (zZu0s)

175 Just learned that dad has sepsis.
That's not good.

Posted by: Sponge

Prayers that they caught it in time to get the right fluids running into him.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 09, 2023 12:28 PM (ysaNs)

176 Is there anyone, currently residing on this planet who isn't indigenous to it?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 09, 2023 12:25 PM (z99Zw)

*shifty-eyes beneath nictitating membrane*

Posted by: Lori Lightfoot at August 09, 2023 12:28 PM (FRu7m)

177

NEW: Wildfires whipped by hurricane winds triggered evacuations in parts of Hawaii

__________

Better ban all ICE vehicles at once. And no more natural gas power plants.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2023 12:29 PM (MoZTd)

178 Watch shocking footage of the extremely dangerous situation in Maui
https://tinyurl.com/27f5jtbh
13 seconds; tense but no bloodshed
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 09, 2023 12:24 PM (krqg6)

Jihad. It's not just at Israel anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 12:29 PM (vf0Uk)

179 *shifty-eyes beneath nictitating membrane*
Posted by: Lori Lightfoot at August 09, 2023 12:28 PM (FRu7m)
++++
LOL!

I love this place.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:29 PM (WkNQM)

180 Just learned that dad has sepsis.

That's not good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (vf0Uk)

Well...shit. Prayers and good vibes your way.

Posted by: Ugh, sorry to hear that at August 09, 2023 12:29 PM (q1Zxb)

181 Next the FBI investigates the strange knee prints left in the Oval Office carpet.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 09, 2023 12:29 PM (XFBHF)

182 It's call "politics" and the GOP absolutely sucks at it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 09, 2023 12:26 PM (Q4IgG)

Anyone who has the press not only against them but working directly for their opponent has no chance .

Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2023 12:29 PM (RUOzb)

183 Takedown of the great white whale, Jonah Goldberg, over at the American Mind:

Statism and the New Right
by David Azerrad
https://t.co/IyTiD7u0OM

...Faced with such a record of failure, any even-remotely competent movement would have long ago revised its strategy. Not Goldberg and his friends. They’re sticking to the stale platitudes of mainstream fusionist conservatism: Freedom good! Big government bad! It hasn’t worked since the New Deal, but it’s bound to start working any time now.
A few weeks ago, in fact, they released a statement of principles that could have been written any time in the past 70 years. Their defense of economic freedom, religious liberty, and limited government is sure to make Boomers giddy and put to sleep any right-winger under the age of 40 who doesn’t wear bowties...

Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at August 09, 2023 12:30 PM (MFZ8i)

184 This bikini brunette on the beach has never dropped cocaine in the White House:
https://is.gd/FbOxti

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:30 PM (WkNQM)

185 Did we ever win the war on drugs or did we withdraw in disgrace
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 09, 2023 12:26 PM (Cf+Tk)

We had to destroy society to save society from the scourge of drugs.

Your Welcome!

Posted by: DEA And Other Cop Shops at August 09, 2023 12:30 PM (HTUD+)

186 Big Penguin is the one worldwide movement on the side of justice and freedom!

That's GNU/Penguin.

Posted by: Richard Stallman at August 09, 2023 12:30 PM (Vu7A1)

187 tiny condoms

Zombie Don Ho?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 09, 2023 12:30 PM (uHAQV)

188
- even texting a number linked to President Biden in a bid to sniff out the culprit.

I see what they did there...
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 09, 2023 12:27 PM (JCZqz)

________

*SNORT*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2023 12:30 PM (MoZTd)

189 I texted a number someone told me was Biden and I asked hey did you do this illegal thing and I got no answer.

That seems pretty damning.

Posted by: blaster at August 09, 2023 12:30 PM (Jk9SN)

190 Wow, unbelievable poll by Emerson showing Trump up by 48 points in Michigan and polling data out of New Hampshire shows DeSantis tied with Christie and behind "undecided".

Trump looks to be headed for a historic victory. The people who elected him in 2016 and 2020 must believe its important to continue to support him in the face of such massive government corruption.

Surely Ace, a conservative blogger, will have a post about Trump's unprecedented domination among conservative voters in the primary. We know he certainly wouldn't censor that information from his readers.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at August 09, 2023 12:30 PM (WiAW9)

191 I want to
I want to
I want to take you higher
I want to take you higher

Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2023 12:30 PM (O2rhH)

192 Faced with such a record of failure, any even-remotely competent movement would have long ago revised its strategy. Not Goldberg and his friends. They’re sticking to the stale platitudes of mainstream fusionist conservatism: Freedom good! Big government bad! It hasn’t worked since the New Deal, but it’s bound to start working any time now.
A few weeks ago, in fact, they released a statement of principles that could have been written any time in the past 70 years. Their defense of economic freedom, religious liberty, and limited government is sure to make Boomers giddy and put to sleep any right-winger under the age of 40 who doesn’t wear bowties...
Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at August 09, 2023 12:30 PM (MFZ8i)
++++
:: checks mirror ::
PHEW!

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at August 09, 2023 12:31 PM (WkNQM)

193 184 This bikini brunette on the beach has never dropped cocaine in the White House:
https://is.gd/FbOxti
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:30 PM (WkNQM)

======

Improper hair bun technique.

2/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

194 Norms:

[X] Restored!
[ ] not restored

Posted by: National Review at August 09, 2023 12:31 PM (AwuHK)

195 I thought all you had to do in congress was say you had a toothache to get cocaine. It's part of the dental plan.

Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 09, 2023 12:31 PM (or2+y)

196 I don't know if this has been brought up, but I think the word "orbit" is a clue. Orbit begins with an O . The only person around Biden whose name begins with an O is Obama. It is therefore Obama's blow.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 09, 2023 12:31 PM (84FlP)

197 184 This bikini brunette on the beach has never dropped cocaine in the White House:
https://is.gd/FbOxti
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:30 PM (WkNQM)

Joe, sometimes your choices are strange.

Muscular midsection.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 12:31 PM (zZu0s)

198 I shouldn't call them trashy. It's not their fault that their father slipped into the showers with them when they were far too old for that (or just the right age, Joe Biden might say).
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While we can sympathize, that argument really doesn't work. It leads to the corollary that the only person we can blame for anything is Eve. And I don't buy that.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 09, 2023 12:31 PM (brAQZ)

199 Improper hair bun technique. ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:31 PM (LvTSG)
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Watch your step

Posted by: Bam-Bam at August 09, 2023 12:32 PM (WkNQM)

200 For Indigenous Day, see yesterday's quick hits.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 09, 2023 12:32 PM (krqg6)

201 I think of Soldier of Fortune as about as reliable a source as the National Enquirer, and prepare to dismiss it - and then I remember John Edwards and his "fitness instructor."

Posted by: Impudent Warwick at August 09, 2023 12:32 PM (f/6Wb)

202 The best part is that the US Secret Service is now a party to the lies they claimed there was no way they could possibly determine whose cocaine it was.

Even though that is laughable. They still offered that up.

The gaslighting is part of the kink.

Posted by: blaster at August 09, 2023 12:32 PM (Jk9SN)

203 Off-topic: apparently, DeSantis has claimed that Trump's theories about the results of the 2020 elections have been proved false.
I haven't read the actual article, just the headline, because it's in The Epoch Times and they ask for an email address to grant access.
If true, this is a pretty low blow, because it's one step away from claiming that Trump knew or should have known that his claims were false.
I believe that the preponderance of evidence shows the election results were faked.

Posted by: PG at August 09, 2023 12:32 PM (84jHt)

204 - even texting a number linked to President Biden in a bid to sniff out the culprit.

I see what they did there...
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 09, 2023 12:27 PM (JCZqz)

________

*SNORT*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2023 12:30 PM

ISWYDT.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 09, 2023 12:32 PM (FVJNG)

205 The mystery of who brought in Hunter Biden's 1/4 ounce baggies of cocaine was solved but not revealed.

I. Am. Shocked!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 09, 2023 12:32 PM (17s+e)

206 "She don't lie. She's don't lie. She don't lie. Cocaine."

Unfortunately, everybody else connected with the White House, except for the Whistleblowers does.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 09, 2023 12:33 PM (Keyt1)

207 Joey Bidet and a 'game' of Scratch&Sniff...

Eeewee

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2023 12:33 PM (+oDFe)

208 I prefer Coke Zero

Posted by: SMOD at August 09, 2023 12:33 PM (RHGPo)

209 Cayman Islands, you say?

@WendellHuesbo

The Archer family’s recent emails from 2022-2023 show Devon Archer talking about his money in the Caymans — all under the auspice of his wife, Krista Archer, who owned the stake in BHR since 2017

Devon didn’t disclose this to House investigators

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2023 12:33 PM (ZLI7S)

210 33 Is there anything uniparty does that is legal?
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at August 09, 2023 12:10 PM (0q+t6)

"I DO COCAINE! K-K-K-K-K-K-K-YEAH!"

--Hunter Biden

Posted by: XTC at August 09, 2023 12:33 PM (UnA8+)

211 Hi, sorry I’m late!

Posted by: Nancy Mace at August 09, 2023 12:33 PM (xTRSc)

212 Joe, sometimes your choices are strange.

Muscular midsection.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 12:31 PM (zZu0s)

You are missing the point which is of course that she never dropped cocaine in the White House. That's the key here.

Posted by: blaster at August 09, 2023 12:34 PM (Jk9SN)

213 A Portland nonprofit called "Brown Hope", which was showered with government money post-George Floyd, and is now suspected of stealing much of it, has a board member who qualifies as the World's Most Perfect Portlander:

Max G. Williker is thrilled to continue serving Brown Hope after years of support both as a volunteer and donor. Max’s work as ombudsqueer allows them to flexibly identify where they can make an impact on systemic issues by being the change they want to see in the world and bringing us closer to a just add equitable society. They are a radical giver, having developed a system of Community Taxes to reinvest tax breaks where it’s actually needed. As a giving consultant, Max helps people decide how much is “enough,” develop a giving budget, and get it into the community. Other consulting includes benefits demystification and small business financials. Max is studying Community Development at Portland State University. As a compulsive knitter, their custom sweaters are done for love and/or barter. Hobbies include playing the drums, teaching their ridiculously smart kitty new tricks, malicious compliance, and undermining capitalism.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 09, 2023 12:34 PM (2tUFv)

214 Hunter won't get out of a Ukranian bath tub for less than an 8-ball.

Posted by: DaveA at August 09, 2023 12:34 PM (FhXTo)

215 DeSantis fired a State Attorney for releasing on bail a person who had been arrested for sexually assaulting a minor while on probation. This guy then proceeded to shoot two police officers.

twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1689308629755715585

Check out the replies to Ron Filipkowski's tweet. They're all convinced DeSantis is Pinochet.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2023 12:34 PM (0N1h0)

216 HUNTERS COCAINE BAG ™

Posted by: joe fingerblaster at August 09, 2023 12:34 PM (3TalN)

217 93 Just learned that dad has sepsis.

That's not good.

Posted by: Sponge
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May you get good news soon.

Posted by: whig at August 09, 2023 12:34 PM (V+/H3)

218 There is a theory that Climate Change causes small bags of cocaine to appear in high security buildings

Posted by: SMOD at August 09, 2023 12:34 PM (RHGPo)

219 The best part is that the US Secret Service is now a party to the lies they claimed there was no way they could possibly determine whose cocaine it was.

Even though that is laughable. They still offered that up.

The gaslighting is part of the kink.
Posted by: blaster at August 09, 2023 12:32 PM (Jk9SN)

Someone is going to be found in a park, dead very soon.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 12:34 PM (vf0Uk)

220 Brown Hope?

So couldn't call it Brown Horse?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2023 12:35 PM (+oDFe)

221 Big Penguin is a pimp. He never could have taken Wobbly Elephant First Walk!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 09, 2023 12:35 PM (krqg6)

222 Improper hair bun technique.
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

Not a hair bun.
That is a love handle.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 09, 2023 12:35 PM (FCbAQ)

223 199 Improper hair bun technique. ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:31 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Watch your step
Posted by: Bam-Bam at August 09, 2023 12:32 PM (WkNQM)

Ok, so this one is a story:
So I saw 'Bam-Bam' and immediately thought 'I do not think I have seen Wilma (from Flintstones) cosplay.' So I typed it up. There is wilma cosplay. This also came up. Titled 'Wilma from Scooby Doo.'

https://tinyurl.com/yp975jye

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 12:35 PM (zZu0s)

224 The cocaine was in the White House for purely medical reasons.

We used it for testing Horner's syndrome and to control bleeding for deviated septum surgery in one of the CIC's sons.

Posted by: White House Doctors at August 09, 2023 12:36 PM (w9Wax)

225 Did we ever win the war on drugs or did we withdraw in disgrace

The money is in endless wars.

Posted by: t-bird at August 09, 2023 12:36 PM (ptElO)

226 Youtube insists on informing me that today is "World Indigenous Persons Day". Is there anyone, currently residing on this planet who isn't indigenous to it?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 09, 2023 12:25 PM (z99Zw)

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During Indigenous, Trans, and Disabled Peoples Genocide Vengeance Pride Month?

REALLY???

Posted by: ShainS -- Chief 'Misinformation' Researcher at AoSHQ at August 09, 2023 12:36 PM (HvXOa)

227 I believe that the preponderance of evidence shows the election results were faked.
Posted by: PG at August 09, 2023 12:32 PM (84jHt)

Do you believe that US Special Forces got into a shootout with the CIA in Germany while siezing a server killing the DCI Gina Haspel?

Posted by: blaster at August 09, 2023 12:36 PM (Jk9SN)

228 Brown Hope?

So couldn't call it Brown Horse?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2023 12:35 PM (+oDFe)
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The Filthiest Toilet In Scotland was already taken.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 09, 2023 12:36 PM (ScR16)

229 203 Off-topic: apparently, DeSantis has claimed that Trump's theories about the results of the 2020 elections have been proved false.
I haven't read the actual article, just the headline, because it's in The Epoch Times and they ask for an email address to grant access.
If true, this is a pretty low blow, because it's one step away from claiming that Trump knew or should have known that his claims were false.
I believe that the preponderance of evidence shows the election results were faked.
Posted by: PG
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Happened yesterday along with another shakeup of RDS's campaign advisors. Discussed on earlier threads.

Posted by: whig at August 09, 2023 12:36 PM (V+/H3)

230 227 I believe that the preponderance of evidence shows the election results were faked.
Posted by: PG at August 09, 2023 12:32 PM (84jHt)

Do you believe that US Special Forces got into a shootout with the CIA in Germany while siezing a server killing the DCI Gina Haspel?
Posted by: blaster at August 09, 2023 12:36 PM (Jk9SN)

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That's just crazy. It was Jason Bourne.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:36 PM (LvTSG)

231 Improper hair bun technique.

2/10

Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:31 PM

I bet you're gay.

Posted by: Sir Galahad at August 09, 2023 12:37 PM (FVJNG)

232 If you wondered why Hunter's sugar bro was paying his tax bills wonder no more. He's holding Hunters money for him so people will stop asking about his investment with the CCP.

@WendellHusebo

Breitbart News first reported in April that Hunter Biden’s lawyer, Kevin Morris, took control of Hunter Biden’s stake ten percent stake in BHR Partners through Skaneateles, LLC, an entity originally created by Hunter Biden.

The Bank of China, a state-owned bank, controls BHR Partners. The fund claims it maintains 22 billion Chinese Yuan (RMB) in various portfolio companies, translating to more than three billion USD.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2023 12:37 PM (ZLI7S)

233 A naturalfake 5 Second Mystery

naturalfake entered the white house Oval Office wearing his trademark bright green deerstalker cap.

"I see all the suspects are here," he said surveying the room chock full o' creeps, Bidens, cucks, simps, and blue-haired land whales, "Now, we'll see who this bag of cocaine mixed with dried Venezuela spider monkey semen belongs to."

naturalfake walked around the room staring closely at each suspect. When he finished, he looked deeply shaken.

"My God!" he said "This is just like "Murder on the Orient Express". This bag belongs to all of you! Every single one of you bears the dilated pupils and rosy, chafed nares of the habitual coke and dried Venezuela spider monkey semen snorter. I shall call it "Toot on the Incest Express" in my memories!"

"I just tooted." said President Biden as the foul scent of fresh shit wafted from his Depends.

Hahaha laughed everyone.

Then naturalfake was carted off to a maximum security prison for threatening Our Precious Democracy.

FIN

Posted by: naturalfake at August 09, 2023 12:37 PM (QzZeQ)

234
Okay, I give up. It was my coke. But I'm getting ready to go into rehab, so have some empathy.

And I'm totally not Hunter Biden. Totally. Not.

Posted by: Bunter Hiden at August 09, 2023 12:37 PM (n+4am)

235 Didn't the National Enquirer also break the Blue Dress news??

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 09, 2023 12:37 PM (krqg6)

236 Sponge: prayers up! So sorry to hear about your dad's diagnosis.

Posted by: Iris at August 09, 2023 12:37 PM (n3DL0)

237 The language used in this story is hilariously like the scene from Fight Club. "it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo."

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 09, 2023 12:37 PM (fKIdX)

238 There is only one person living on the earth at this moment who is not indigenous to it. Omnec Onec was born on Venus, but came to Earth inhabiting the body of a nine-year old girl who died in a car accident. Omnec wrote her biography-From Venus I Came-as part of her Venusian trilogy. Her story has been verified and her writings are incisive and factual.

Posted by: True Believer at August 09, 2023 12:37 PM (83IzV)

239 Brown Hope?

So couldn't call it Brown Horse?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2023 12:35 PM (+oDFe)

Taking the skin boat to brown town!!!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 09, 2023 12:38 PM (vf0Uk)

240 231 I bet you're gay.
Posted by: Sir Galahad at August 09, 2023 12:37 PM (FVJNG)

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No. We've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:38 PM (LvTSG)

241 i think we all understand that if someone takes a gun shot at trump, it will either be a disgrunted supporter or we can't release that information during an investigation and we still don't know what his motivation was.

and why are porn mags still in business? because not everyone has internet and some who do have internet don't want their computers f'ed up with viruses and ransomware

Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 09, 2023 12:38 PM (B1FKF)

242 Soldier of Fortune
Not just about Rhodesia anymore.
Anywhere the US plays SoF are paid.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 09, 2023 12:39 PM (HNoya)

243 233 A naturalfake 5 Second Mystery

Posted by: naturalfake
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Bravo. Like Short Attention Span Theater back in the day when SNL was actually funny.

Posted by: whig at August 09, 2023 12:39 PM (V+/H3)

244 https://is.gd/FbOxti

She is definitely a gym rat. I'm a face guy so I don't know if I like her or not with those Biden aviators.

Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2023 12:39 PM (RUOzb)

245 Why is everyone trying to blame Joe for his immediate family's disfunction? He set a good example - I mean, only taking 10% of Hunter's protection money? That's nothing, really. Joe just wanted to wet his beak. Same with Ashley.

Posted by: Oglebay at August 09, 2023 12:39 PM (ogTiX)

246 Bat Boy better get a press credential and ask KJP some tough questions.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 09, 2023 12:39 PM (opt/S)

247 Oh, we're up for a little peril are we?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2023 12:39 PM (+oDFe)

248 Biden's got 20 million from Russian Oligarchs while VP after meeting with them in person.
Oh, not important. Someone in the White House does cocaine.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 09, 2023 12:39 PM (t/2Uw)

249 Victoria Nuland is going to pay a visit to Kenya to spread some democracy to those uppity you know whats:

Kenya prohibits World Coin from operating in their country- Kenyan Cabinet Secretary Alfred Mutua was enraged over the technology, saying in a statement: "Let us support the stoppage of Kenyans being used as guinea pigs and their data being harvested.
"You have to ask yourself why your eyes are being scanned and information gathered. What does it mean and what will it mean to you and your offspring?"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 09, 2023 12:40 PM (E2Jkn)

250 Why is everyone trying to blame Joe for his immediate family's disfunction? He set a good example - I mean, only taking 10% of Hunter's protection money? That's nothing, really. Joe just wanted to wet his beak. Same with Ashley.
Posted by: Oglebay at August 09, 2023 12:39 PM (ogTiX)
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Indeed.

Who are we to question a father's love?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:40 PM (WkNQM)

251 “Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?'

'To the curious incident of the DOJ in the night-time.'

'The DOJ did nothing in the night-time.'

'That was the curious incident,' remarked Sherlock Holmes.”

Posted by: Zombie A.C. Doyle at August 09, 2023 12:40 PM (w9Wax)

252 15 I shouldn't call them trashy. It's not their fault that their father slipped into the showers with them when they were far too old for that (or just the right age, Joe Biden might say).

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"I just came."
-Paul
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:08 PM (LvTSG)

"Well, I would've if I could get hard." - Honest Paul

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 09, 2023 12:40 PM (KbCG3)

253 Oh, we're up for a little peril are we?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2023 12:39 PM (+oDFe)
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NO YELLOW

Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 09, 2023 12:40 PM (WkNQM)

254 213 Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 09, 2023 12:34 PM (2tUFv)

I assume this is a joke. NOBODY is literally named "Gee Whillikers".

Posted by: XTC at August 09, 2023 12:40 PM (UnA8+)

255 150 Did Joey ever tell us there was a Caucasian counterpart to Corn Pop? Sugar Corn Pop?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM

Krazy Kix.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 09, 2023 12:25 PM (FVJNG)
_______

Doesn't Krazy Kix = Kaboom?

Posted by: Eeyore at August 09, 2023 12:40 PM (brAQZ)

256 >>> 230 227 I believe that the preponderance of evidence shows the election results were faked.
Posted by: PG at August 09, 2023 12:32 PM (84jHt)

Do you believe that US Special Forces got into a shootout with the CIA in Germany while siezing a server killing the DCI Gina Haspel?
Posted by: blaster at August 09, 2023 12:36 PM (Jk9SN)

========

That's just crazy. It was Jason Bourne.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:36 PM (LvTSG)

Did Jason make the 6 states stop counting all at once, or did he prevent the other 51 from stopping their counts?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 09, 2023 12:40 PM (llON8)

257 I don't swear, I don't drink, I don't do drugs and I'm celibate.

*Checks pockets*

Goddammit! I left my coke back at that bar with those hookers!

Posted by: Bunter Hiden at August 09, 2023 12:41 PM (H9e90)

258 244 https://is.gd/FbOxti

She is definitely a gym rat. I'm a face guy so I don't know if I like her or not with those Biden aviators.
Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2023 12:39 PM (RUOzb)

Yeah, I guess if one is looking at her face then her stupid fucking tattoo isn't an issue.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 09, 2023 12:41 PM (DTX3h)

259 I really do appreciate all the kind words. Thank you all so very much.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 12:41 PM (vf0Uk)

260 Even if they told Joe Biden who it was?

Doesn't matter, Tapioca Joe has forgotten the name by now.

Posted by: rd at August 09, 2023 12:41 PM (VKYVa)

261 Kenya prohibits World Coin from operating in their country- Kenyan Cabinet Secretary Alfred Mutua was enraged over the technology, saying in a statement: "Let us support the stoppage of Kenyans being used as guinea pigs and their data being harvested.
"You have to ask yourself why your eyes are being scanned and information gathered. What does it mean and what will it mean to you and your offspring?"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 09, 2023 12:40 PM (E2Jkn)
++++
Ruh-roh. The tech overlords building a global panopticon won't be too happy about this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:41 PM (WkNQM)

262 >>> 238 There is only one person living on the earth at this moment who is not indigenous to it. Omnec Onec was born on Venus, but came to Earth inhabiting the body of a nine-year old girl who died in a car accident. Omnec wrote her biography-From Venus I Came-as part of her Venusian trilogy. Her story has been verified and her writings are incisive and factual.
Posted by: True Believer at August 09, 2023 12:37 PM (83IzV)

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESSBERGERER at August 09, 2023 12:41 PM (llON8)

263 I'm a little surprised they haven't said, Barron Trump left it behind.

Posted by: leber at August 09, 2023 12:42 PM (JfWkS)

264 The verdict in the Andy Ngo civil trial against antifa just further proves that conservatives should simply start taking the law into their own hands and start delivering range justice. We are no longer a nation of rule of law. There is law and justice for one side of the political divide and not just no law and justice for the other side, but more and more, we are being persecuted - financially, employment-wise, and physically.

As the saying goes - it should be no justice no peace.

Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at August 09, 2023 12:42 PM (ky+MF)

265 Very Discrete

digital cocaine: discrete and discreet

Posted by: anachronda at August 09, 2023 12:42 PM (oY6Yp)

266 I assume this is a joke. NOBODY is literally named "Gee Whillikers".
Posted by: XTC at August 09, 2023 12:40 PM (UnA8+)
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Not as such, though it is sometimes mispronounced.

Posted by: G. Will Ickers, IV at August 09, 2023 12:42 PM (WkNQM)

267 Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 09, 2023 12:34 PM

Those guys are fags!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 09, 2023 12:42 PM (FVJNG)

268 DeSantis fired a State Attorney for releasing on bail a person who had been arrested for sexually assaulting a minor while on probation. This guy then proceeded to shoot two police officers.

twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1689308629755715585

Check out the replies to Ron Filipkowski's tweet. They're all convinced DeSantis is Pinochet.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2023

***
So if RDS has the guts to do the right thing there . . . why can't he seem to translate that into a fighting attitude on his preezy campaign?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 09, 2023 12:42 PM (J2vNu)

269 The theories the Trump team of incompetent attorneys presented were proven to be without basis.

Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2023 12:43 PM (RUOzb)

270 Ruh-roh. The tech overlords building a global panopticon won't be too happy about this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:41 PM (WkNQM)

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Mutua Didn't Kill Himself.

Posted by: ShainS -- Chief 'Misinformation' Researcher at AoSHQ at August 09, 2023 12:43 PM (CWwfg)

271 I read in War Without Hate: The Desert Campaign of 1940-43
by John Bierman and Colin Smith about a magician who fooled German airmen into bombing the wrong target but they didn't tell how he did it other than he upscaled a trick he had been doing for years.

The book also tells the true story of The English Patient. (Sorry, girls. He reserved his affections for men.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 09, 2023 12:43 PM (FVME7)

272 >>> 261 Kenya prohibits World Coin from operating in their country- Kenyan Cabinet Secretary Alfred Mutua was enraged over the technology, saying in a statement: "Let us support the stoppage of Kenyans being used as guinea pigs and their data being harvested.
"You have to ask yourself why your eyes are being scanned and information gathered. What does it mean and what will it mean to you and your offspring?"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 09, 2023 12:40 PM (E2Jkn)
++++
Ruh-roh. The tech overlords building a global panopticon won't be too happy about this.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:41 PM (WkNQM)

Awww.

Can we send them Bill Gates? and maybe some of his buddies too?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 09, 2023 12:43 PM (llON8)

273
I thought the little children of presidents were off limits.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 09, 2023 12:43 PM (MoZTd)

274 So if RDS has the guts to do the right thing there . . . why can't he seem to translate that into a fighting attitude on his preezy campaign?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 09, 2023 12:42 PM (J2vNu)

He has .

Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2023 12:43 PM (RUOzb)

275 The verdict in the Andy Ngo civil trial against antifa just further proves that conservatives should simply start taking the law into their own hands and start delivering range justice. We are no longer a nation of rule of law. There is law and justice for one side of the political divide and not just no law and justice for the other side, but more and more, we are being persecuted - financially, employment-wise, and physically.

As the saying goes - it should be no justice no peace.
Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at August 09, 2023 12:42 PM (ky+MF)
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Did Ngo lose and the terrorists smugly walked free?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:43 PM (WkNQM)

276 It was Ashley, in the shower with Joe

Posted by: Colonel Mustard at August 09, 2023 12:44 PM (Zqlur)

277 Oh, we're up for a little peril are we?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 09, 2023 12:39 PM

No, it's too perilous.

Posted by: Sir Lancelot at August 09, 2023 12:44 PM (FVJNG)

278 264 As the saying goes - it should be no justice no peace.
Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at August 09, 2023 12:42 PM (ky+MF)

No justice until they rest in pieces.

Posted by: XTC at August 09, 2023 12:44 PM (UnA8+)

279 >>Biden's got 20 million from Russian Oligarchs while VP after meeting with them in person.
Oh, not important. Someone in the White House does cocaine.

Pretty sure that will end up looking like chump change when they finally unwind the money from China.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2023 12:44 PM (ZLI7S)

280 Was in the Biden family circle?

Ah, so now we know why Biden finally acknowledged Hunter's youngest daughter.

Sorry, kid, time to earn your keep with The Big Guy. Nobody rides this gravy train for free.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 09, 2023 12:44 PM (KbCG3)

281 275 Did Ngo lose and the terrorists smugly walked free?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:43 PM (WkNQM)

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Activists Cleared After Right-Wing Troll Andy Ngô Accuses Them of Assault
-The Daily Beast

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:44 PM (LvTSG)

282 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 3h
JUST IN - House Oversight Committee has identified over $20 million in payments "from foreign sources" to the Bidens and their associates.

https://tinyurl.com/5xhu4537
Includes link to the House Oversight Committee report.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 09, 2023 12:44 PM (krqg6)

283 digital cocaine: discrete and discreet
Posted by: anachronda at August 09, 2023 12:42 PM (oY6Yp)
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https://tinyurl.com/2ry83yxm

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:45 PM (WkNQM)

284 275 Did Ngo lose and the terrorists smugly walked free?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:43 PM (WkNQM)

It was a civil case, not criminal.

But apparently Antifa's lawyer triumphantly shouted "I AM ANTIFA!!!!" after the verdict.

Posted by: XTC at August 09, 2023 12:45 PM (UnA8+)

285 Wow. Just wow.
BREAKING: House Oversight Republicans tracked $20M in foreign sources to Biden Inc

In April 2014, a Kazakhstani Oligarch Wired the Exact Price of Biden’s Sportscar to a Bank Account Used by Archer and Biden: In February 2014, Hunter Biden met with Kenes Rakishev at a Washington, D.C. hotel. Rakishev worked closely with the prime minister of Kazakhstan, Karim Massimov. In April, Rakishev, a Kazakhstani oligarch, wired $142,300 to Rosemont Seneca Bohai. The next day, a payment was made from Rosemont Seneca Bohai for a sportscar for Hunter Biden in the amount of $142,300. Archer and Biden then arranged for Burisma executives to visit Kazakhstan in June 2014 to evaluate a three-way deal among Burisma, a Chinese state-owned company, and the government of Kazakhstan.

https://tinyurl.com/ywzf6c7w

Posted by: Archimedes at August 09, 2023 12:45 PM (eOEVl)

286 I'm hearing rumors Joe's nickname when the kids were young was "Doze Nutz."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 12:45 PM (vf0Uk)

287 Did Ngo lose and the terrorists smugly walked free?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:43 PM (WkNQM)
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After threats to the Jury in open court, yes

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2023 12:45 PM (Zqlur)

288 News That Matters @ThatmattersNews 3h
Senate Minority Leader Suffers Eighth Stroke While Explaining How A Biden Impeachment Would Be Bad For Nation

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 09, 2023 12:45 PM (krqg6)

289 Activists Cleared After Right-Wing Troll Andy Ngô Accuses Them of Assault
-The Daily Beast
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:44 PM (LvTSG)
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Is that a real headline?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:45 PM (WkNQM)

290 268 DeSantis fired a State Attorney for releasing on bail a person who had been arrested for sexually assaulting a minor while on probation. This guy then proceeded to shoot two police officers.

twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1689308629755715585

Check out the replies to Ron Filipkowski's tweet. They're all convinced DeSantis is Pinochet.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2023

***
So if RDS has the guts to do the right thing there . . . why can't he seem to translate that into a fighting attitude on his preezy campaign?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 09, 2023 12:42 PM (J2vNu)
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See my comment earlier today on JM's post. Short answer: RDS's campaign has been coopted by his establishment-stooge donors. RDS ran a tight, disciplined governors campaign. Then he announces for Prez and spends the next months stepping on his dick? Makes no sense.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 09, 2023 12:46 PM (iFTx/)

291 Did Jason make the 6 states stop counting all at once, or did he prevent the other 51 from stopping their counts?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 09, 2023 12:40 PM (llON

Here's the thing there are plenty of clearly hinky stuff that happened. Like the six states that sopped counting and all of a sudden there were a bunch more Biden only ballots.

And at the same time there is stuff that just didn't happen. Like the shootout in Germany.

This is why I believe Q was an op to discredit the Right. It is clear that Trump was listening to Sidney Powell. It is also clear that she was on the shootout train. Does that mean Trump believed it was true? No. But it makes the plausible arguments look suspect.

Posted by: blaster at August 09, 2023 12:46 PM (Jk9SN)

292 287 Did Ngo lose and the terrorists smugly walked free?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:43 PM (WkNQM)
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After threats to the Jury in open court, yes
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2023 12:45 PM (Zqlur)

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Portland bought their tickets. I say...let 'em crash.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:46 PM (LvTSG)

293 254 I assume this is a joke. NOBODY is literally named "Gee Whillikers".

i dunno. sounds perfectly cromulent to me.

Posted by: stinky wizzleteats at August 09, 2023 12:46 PM (oY6Yp)

294 289 Activists Cleared After Right-Wing Troll Andy Ngô Accuses Them of Assault
-The Daily Beast
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:44 PM (LvTSG)
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Is that a real headline?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:45 PM (WkNQM)

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Yes.

https://is.gd/yNkaGr

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:46 PM (LvTSG)

295 The Democrat Party in the key tossup States are the ones who fixed the election for Biden

Posted by: vic at August 09, 2023 12:46 PM (A5THL)

296 So if RDS has the guts to do the right thing there . . . why can't he seem to translate that into a fighting attitude on his preezy campaign?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Well, he did another shakeup of his campaign and moved his current campaign advisor to manager and his current chief of staff as governor to be campaign chief. Far as I know, Jeff Roe, who is in fact a Never Trumper, is still running the RDS SuperPac.

Posted by: whig at August 09, 2023 12:46 PM (V+/H3)

297 Disclose.tv @disclosetv 3h
JUST IN - House Oversight Committee has identified over $20 million in payments "from foreign sources" to the Bidens and their associates.

https://tinyurl.com/5xhu4537
Includes link to the House Oversight Committee report.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 09, 2023 12:44 PM (krqg6)

"Impeaching him would be a really bad thing and we shouldn't use it as a retaliatory tool."

- - - Kevin McCarthy

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 12:46 PM (vf0Uk)

298 See my comment earlier today on JM's post. Short answer: RDS's campaign has been coopted by his establishment-stooge donors. RDS ran a tight, disciplined governors campaign. Then he announces for Prez and spends the next months stepping on his dick? Makes no sense.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 09, 2023 12:46 PM (iFTx/)

Yep. Strange coincidence.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 09, 2023 12:47 PM (opt/S)

299 4 So it wasn't Hunter Biden who brought Hunter Biden's bag of cocaine into the White House? Hmmmm....
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 09, 2023 12:06 PM (YQ4mh)

Land Shark.

Posted by: m at August 09, 2023 12:47 PM (SpRPx)

300 Doesn't Krazy Kix = Kaboom?
Posted by: Eeyore at August 09, 2023

***
Now wait a minute. You people are getting carried away here!

Posted by: Kix Brooks at August 09, 2023 12:47 PM (J2vNu)

301 It was Ashley, in the shower with Joe
Posted by: Colonel Mustard at August 09, 2023 12:44 PM (Zqlur)

Ashley's in the shower with Biden.
Ashley's in the shower I knoooow.
Ashley's in the shower with Biden.
Strummin' on the ol' banjo.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 09, 2023 12:47 PM (AiZBA)

302 The verdict in the Andy Ngo civil trial against antifa just further proves that conservatives should simply start taking the law into their own hands and start delivering range justice. We are no longer a nation of rule of law. There is law and justice for one side of the political divide and not just no law and justice for the other side, but more and more, we are being persecuted - financially, employment-wise, and physically.

As the saying goes - it should be no justice no peace.

Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at August 09, 2023 12:42 PM (ky+MF)

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Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable.

Make Vigilante and Safety Committees Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Chief 'Misinformation' Researcher at AoSHQ at August 09, 2023 12:47 PM (vkBMg)

303 300

Posted by: m at August 09, 2023 12:47 PM (SpRPx)

304 Biden's got 20 million from Russian Oligarchs while VP after meeting with them in person.
Oh, not important. Someone in the White House does cocaine.

Pretty sure that will end up looking like chump change when they finally unwind the money from China.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2023 12:44 PM

It's not like biden's energy secretary has $5,000,000 of stock in an electric bus company that she personally approved $650 MILLION in government loans to or anything.....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 09, 2023 12:47 PM (QNSds)

305 After threats to the Jury in open court, yes
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2023 12:45 PM (Zqlur)
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I doubt that was a factor. I am not being sarcastic.

It's a Portland jury. They didn't need to threaten anyone. It's like when the Patriots would cheat by filming their opponents or deflating footballs. They didn't need to do any of that to win anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:47 PM (WkNQM)

306 So if RDS has the guts to do the right thing there . . . why can't he seem to translate that into a fighting attitude on his preezy campaign?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 09, 2023 12:42 PM (J2vNu)

Easy answer is that while I support what Desantis did here - it costs him nothing. Politically it is easy to defend this action and most people (and a majority of Floridians) will support his firing the DA. So, while it seems "controversial" based on media reaction and lefty comments, it is not controversial at all and falls within the mainstream of politics and will not be viewed poorly by the GOPe.

My opinion is that this is why he is able to do things like this (and busing illegals to other states and taking on Disney) and remain a traditional GOP candidate.

As I've said many times. I like DeSantis as governor and in any other era, would happily support him for President. But, the GOP and "conservative" candidates for federal office have betrayed me too many times.

Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at August 09, 2023 12:47 PM (ky+MF)

307 Just learned that dad has sepsis.

That's not good.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 12:18 PM (vf0Uk)

Sorry, brother. Prayers up.

Posted by: Doof at August 09, 2023 12:47 PM (StUJj)

308 Breitbart News first reported in April that Hunter Biden’s lawyer, Kevin Morris, took control of Hunter Biden’s stake ten percent stake in BHR Partners through Skaneateles, LLC, an entity originally created by Hunter Biden.

The Bank of China, a state-owned bank, controls BHR Partners. The fund claims it maintains 22 billion Chinese Yuan (RMB) in various portfolio companies, translating to more than three billion USD.

Posted by: JackStraw

Yes and then Morris loans Hunter back his own money and it is then tax free because it is a loan and not income. Even more corrupt, Hunter uses the money he has just received tax free(which he never earned in the first place by any kind of work) to pay off the taxes and penalty he never paid on previous corrupt income earned and therefore avoids felony charges.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 09, 2023 12:47 PM (t/2Uw)

309 Yes.

https://is.gd/yNkaGr
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:46 PM (LvTSG)
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What a train wreck.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:47 PM (WkNQM)

310 I suspect it's naomi biden's husband. She's the eldest granddaughter. his name is peter neal and he's one of those people like Anthony wiener who's been in politics since his first job.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at August 09, 2023 12:48 PM (lCaJd)

311 Youtube insists on informing me that today is "World Indigenous Persons Day". Is there anyone, currently residing on this planet who isn't indigenous to it?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic

So I finally got my day!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 09, 2023 12:48 PM (FVME7)

312 Joe's only worry, after hearing about the $20 million, is who has his $2 million cut. "Hope it isn't Hunter", he reportedly said, "because it will just go up his nose!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2023 12:48 PM (Zqlur)

313 https://tinyurl.com/4f2ctfyw

The idea that guns effectively protect homeowners from crime does not always align with real-world scenarios. In most cases your gun is not easily accessible during a home invasion and you may not have the training or the presence of mind to use a gun safely and effectively under stress.

We should look at other factors that could contribute to your home safety such as improved security systems, unarmed neighborhood watch programs and community engagement. Preventative measures like proper lighting, secure locks and cooperation among neighbors can significantly reduce the likelihood of crime.

Ultimately the effectiveness of guns in protecting homeowners from crime is an issue that depends on various factors that include the individual and family training with their gun, local crime rates and the specific circumstances of a potential threat. Think about it. How does a criminal know not to come to your house because you now have a gun? Are you going to put a sign up that says, “I have a gun.” There is no one-size-fits-all answer. The decision to own a gun for self-defense should be made carefully and based on all the potential risk and responsibilities.

Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at August 09, 2023 12:48 PM (MFZ8i)

314 309 Yes.

https://is.gd/yNkaGr
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:46 PM (LvTSG)
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What a train wreck.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:47 PM (WkNQM)

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It's essentially a 10 minute job of rewriting the source article at The Oregonian, which has the headline "Andy Ngo loses civil lawsuit against Portland activists".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:48 PM (LvTSG)

315 299 4 So it wasn't Hunter Biden who brought Hunter Biden's bag of cocaine into the White House? Hmmmm....
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at August 09, 2023 12:06 PM (YQ4mh)
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Bongino's sources say it was not Hunter that brought it in but intimated that another Biden did bring it in and it was for Hunter. Imma guessing his sister.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 09, 2023 12:49 PM (8Sqzu)

316 There were only brief instances where Andy was being punched. The rest of the encounter was mostly peaceful.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 09, 2023 12:49 PM (E2Jkn)

317 > So if RDS has the guts to do the right thing there . . . why can't he seem to translate that into a fighting attitude on his preezy campaign?

Two words.

Republican. Donors.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2023 12:49 PM (0N1h0)

318 This bikini brunette on the beach has never dropped cocaine in the White House:
https://is.gd/FbOxti
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:30 PM (WkNQM)

Can that really be called a bikini?? More like a sports-bra-kini.

Posted by: Doof at August 09, 2023 12:50 PM (StUJj)

319 Truth!
Posted by: Opus

Ack!

THBBFT!

Posted by: Bill the Cat at August 09, 2023 12:50 PM (H9e90)

320 There were only brief instances where Andy was being punched. The rest of the encounter was mostly peaceful.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 09, 2023 12:49 PM (E2Jkn)
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Yeah. It was just a bit unruly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:50 PM (WkNQM)

321 "Andy Ngo loses civil lawsuit against Portland activists".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:48 PM (LvTSG)

Of course he did.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 12:50 PM (vf0Uk)

322 309 Yes.

https://is.gd/yNkaGr
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:46 PM (LvTSG)
++++
What a train wreck.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:47 PM (WkNQM)
_________

The odds that Ngo was ever gonna get any justice in that courtroom was lower than an earthworm's dick. I'm actually surprised he got his trial. I figured the judge would find some way to throw out the case before it ever reached a jury.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 09, 2023 12:50 PM (iFTx/)

323 and why are porn mags still in business? because not everyone has internet and some who do have internet don't want their computers f'ed up with viruses and ransomware
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 09, 2023 12:38 PM (B1FKF)

And it's not traceable to the buyer, provided he pays cash.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 09, 2023 12:50 PM (OX9vb)

324 316 There were only brief instances where Andy was being punched. The rest of the encounter was mostly peaceful.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 09, 2023 12:49 PM (E2Jkn)

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Also, he had it coming for doing reporting instead of following antifa's reporting ~~orders~~ guidelines.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:50 PM (LvTSG)

325 Reporting for duty, sir!!
- GOP Angry Letter Template

Posted by: Montec at August 09, 2023 12:50 PM (vgY0p)

326 >>This is why I believe Q was an op to discredit the Right. It is clear that Trump was listening to Sidney Powell. It is also clear that she was on the shootout train. Does that mean Trump believed it was true? No. But it makes the plausible arguments look suspect.

Sum probably were. But the truth is no cases were actually heard by courts. All were dismissed for things like standing.

Would you have believed before the last few years that the FBI would target parents as domestic terrorists for protesting at school board meetings over the sexualization of their children by the schools?

We send our intel community around the world to rig elections all the time. They were clearly involved in rigging this one. What is real and what isn't is hard to say right now but it is definitely more than the vast majority would have believed a few years ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2023 12:50 PM (ZLI7S)

327 Ngo sued six antifa. One settled. Two went to trail and the jury found them not liable despite the fact they admitted to the assaults and harassment NGO accused them of and them being on video doing it.

Three others did not bother showing up for trial and lost by default. Chances they will ever pay the judgment is zero.

Interesting the lawyer loudly proclaiming "I am Antifa" yet the director of the FBI can't find evidence Antifa exists.

That thing about gaslighting.

Posted by: blaster at August 09, 2023 12:50 PM (Jk9SN)

328 The odds that Ngo was ever gonna get any justice in that courtroom was lower than an earthworm's dick. I'm actually surprised he got his trial. I figured the judge would find some way to throw out the case before it ever reached a jury.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 09, 2023 12:50 PM (iFTx/)
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Yeah. Perhaps it was deemed useful to have him lose publicly. Show anyone paying attention who might not know what time it is, what time it is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:50 PM (WkNQM)

329 I farted, and it just kinda fell out. Sorry about that.

Posted by: Al Roker at August 09, 2023 12:51 PM (bdIGW)

330 My younger brother down in GA said there were semi trucks loaded with completed ballots pulling into the polls in and around Atlanta

Posted by: vic at August 09, 2023 12:51 PM (A5THL)

331 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:47 PM (WkNQM)
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The article implied it did. Jurors repeatedly complained to the judge.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2023 12:51 PM (N9I0G)

332 322 The odds that Ngo was ever gonna get any justice in that courtroom was lower than an earthworm's dick. I'm actually surprised he got his trial. I figured the judge would find some way to throw out the case before it ever reached a jury.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 09, 2023 12:50 PM (iFTx/)

Why throw it out when they can punish him further by making him pay Antifa's legal fees?

Posted by: XTC at August 09, 2023 12:51 PM (UnA8+)

333 328 Yeah. Perhaps it was deemed useful to have him lose publicly. Show anyone paying attention who might not know what time it is, what time it is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:50 PM (WkNQM)

=========

The Curley Effect is great, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:51 PM (LvTSG)

334 Sponge, I am so sorry to hear that. Prayers ascending forthwith.

Posted by: Catherine at August 09, 2023 12:52 PM (ZSsrh)

335 Portland “activists”

Posted by: Montec at August 09, 2023 12:52 PM (vgY0p)

336 "Impeaching him would be a really bad thing and we shouldn't use it as a retaliatory tool."

- - - Kevin McCarthy

-
We're never going to get anywhere is we obsess over every little $20,000,000 bribe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 09, 2023 12:52 PM (FVME7)

337 Sepsis will likely begin to clear as soon as they can start some IV antibiotics.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 09, 2023 12:52 PM (JvZF+)

338 285 Yes, exactly. Let's just keep talking about cocaine in the White House for which nothing will be done or anyone held accountable. But rumor...Perfectly timed again.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 09, 2023 12:53 PM (t/2Uw)

339 The House Oversight Committee now has traced more than $20 million in funds from questionable places.

“In its third memo analyzing bank records, the GOP-led House Oversight and Accountability Committee reported it had found a clear pattern of the Biden family and its partners doing business with Russian, Ukrainian, Kazakh, Chinese and Romanian figures who had legal and other troubles and then collecting money around the times of gaining access to Joe Biden.”

Anyone still think Biden's going to head the ticket in '24?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 09, 2023 12:53 PM (eOEVl)

340 I'd wager at least 80% of the people working in that shitty building that I hope to see burned to the ground by an angry mob someday are hopped up on shit, and Perovian marching powder is probably on the mild side of what these power pigs are into.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin and Friends at August 09, 2023 12:53 PM (0FoWg)

341 =========

The Curley Effect is great, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:51 PM (LvTSG)

Woob woob woob!

Posted by: Curly Howard at August 09, 2023 12:53 PM (vf0Uk)

342 And at the same time there is stuff that just didn't happen. Like the shootout in Germany.

This is why I believe Q was an op to discredit the Right. It is clear that Trump was listening to Sidney Powell. It is also clear that she was on the shootout train. Does that mean Trump believed it was true? No. But it makes the plausible arguments look suspect.
Posted by: blaster

None of that is clear at all as everyone is pointing the fingers at the other guy to blame. Powell was sidelined fairly quickly post election from any role with the Trump campaign legal efforts as as L. Lin Wood but surprise Texas case which did not originate with Trump's team btw, sucked the air out of legal challenges in specific states at a critical time--after certifications but before the EV vote was collected under the safe harbor provisions.

Like the Gore campaign did in 2000, the political strategy conflicted with the legal strategy and that was complicated by lawfare against the white shoe legal firms who even now are facing bar complaints for discipline over it in blue states.

All of that turmoil still does not let RDS off the hook for his statement. He made an unforced error making it.

Posted by: whig at August 09, 2023 12:53 PM (V+/H3)

343 323 and why are porn mags still in business? because not everyone has internet and some who do have internet don't want their computers f'ed up with viruses and ransomware
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 09, 2023 12:38 PM (B1FKF)

And it's not traceable to the buyer, provided he pays cash.

hold my dime bag

Posted by: central reserve digital currency at August 09, 2023 12:54 PM (oY6Yp)

344 Q was absolutely a false flag operation used to make the right look stupid and foolish.

I couldn't believe anyone fell for that schtick. Q's statements were mostly like horoscopes - vague and general enough that anyone could read anything into them.

Q's writings were like nostradamas's prophecies - again - vague and general enough that anyone can make it apply to anything.

It was frustrating watching people on the right fall down that rabbit hole.

Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at August 09, 2023 12:54 PM (ky+MF)

345 337 "Impeaching him would be a really bad thing and we shouldn't use it as a retaliatory tool."

- - - Kevin McCarthy

-
We're never going to get anywhere is we obsess over every little $20,000,000 bribe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 09, 2023 12:52 PM (FVME7)

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I'd be fine with this if they were going to combine it with an actual stand on the budget. But, I remember the fold on the debt ceiling.

So, whatever. I never expected much of anything but pointless theater from this Congress, and that's all I've gotten so far.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:54 PM (LvTSG)

346 330 My younger brother down in GA said there were semi trucks loaded with completed ballots pulling into the polls in and around Atlanta
Posted by: vic at August 09, 2023 12:51 PM (A5THL)

In a world where everyone has a video recording device on their phone, nobody got footage of this?

Posted by: Montec at August 09, 2023 12:54 PM (vgY0p)

347 Sorry but when I picture "right-wing troll" Andy Ngo would be the last person I'd think of.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 09, 2023 12:54 PM (JvZF+)

348 Oy, off Putin sock.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2023 12:54 PM (0FoWg)

349 333 322 The odds that Ngo was ever gonna get any justice in that courtroom was lower than an earthworm's dick. I'm actually surprised he got his trial. I figured the judge would find some way to throw out the case before it ever reached a jury.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 09, 2023 12:50 PM (iFTx/)

Why throw it out when they can punish him further by making him pay Antifa's legal fees?
Posted by: XTC at August 09, 2023 12:51 PM (UnA8+)
______________

Each side pays their own fees in the American system. Unless there is a fee-shifting agreement (which there wouldn't be here) or a fee-shifting statute (unlikely in this situation). I'm not sure how Andy was paying for his lawyer.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 09, 2023 12:54 PM (iFTx/)

350 330 My younger brother down in GA said there were semi trucks loaded with completed ballots pulling into the polls in and around Atlanta
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Same as Philly and Detroit. Evidently, a NY printing plant burned down, unexpectedly, and the Arson Investigator found no trace of the thousands of pounds of iron, aluminum and steel that the press was composed of. Yeah, the FBI were involved in that investigation.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 09, 2023 12:54 PM (8Sqzu)

351 347 Sorry but when I picture "right-wing troll" Andy Ngo would be the last person I'd think of.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 09, 2023 12:54 PM (JvZF+)

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He's a reporter in Portland who doesn't follow antifa's orders.

What else could he be?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:54 PM (LvTSG)

352 The Post texted the number and was unable to get an answer either.

I'm sure just a technological glitch.
Happens all the time.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2023 12:55 PM (hv9bm)

353 329 I farted, and it just kinda fell out. Sorry about that.
Posted by: Al Roker

*takes notes*

Posted by: amber heard at August 09, 2023 12:55 PM (oY6Yp)

354 351 347 Sorry but when I picture "right-wing troll" Andy Ngo would be the last person I'd think of.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 09, 2023 12:54 PM (JvZF+)
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I would default to Hannity.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 09, 2023 12:55 PM (8Sqzu)

355 351 347 Sorry but when I picture "right-wing troll" Andy Ngo would be the last person I'd think of.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 09, 2023 12:54 PM (JvZF+)

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He's a reporter in Portland who doesn't follow antifa's orders.

What else could he be?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:54 PM (LvTSG)
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A Nazi, of course

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 09, 2023 12:56 PM (iFTx/)

356 Greg Price @greg_price11 14h
.@MrAndyNgo was viciously attacked on camera, yet he sued his attackers and lost.

The judge said that antifa were trying to dox jurors, the lawyer for the other side declared “I am Antifa” and told the jurors she’d remember their faces.

Fully crazy.

Greg Price @greg_price11 14h
This is going to be the norm for trials in blue cities. If you are a conservative, the jurors will be intimidated into voting against you while letting actual violent criminals out of jail.

https://tinyurl.com/3jd9666r
Includes video and link to Post Millennial report.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 09, 2023 12:56 PM (krqg6)

357 346 330 My younger brother down in GA said there were semi trucks loaded with completed ballots pulling into the polls in and around Atlanta
Posted by: vic at August 09, 2023 12:51 PM (A5THL)

In a world where everyone has a video recording device on their phone, nobody got footage of this?

it happens

Posted by: sasquatch liberation front at August 09, 2023 12:56 PM (oY6Yp)

358 The only real mystery here is whether the cocaine is Hunter's or Joe's.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 09, 2023 12:56 PM (j8BE5)

359 Steven Crowder and Alex Jones have joined forces.

A good thing or Crowder jumped the shark?

Discuss....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 12:56 PM (vf0Uk)

360 356 Greg Price @greg_price11 14h
This is going to be the norm for trials in blue cities. If you are a conservative, the jurors will be intimidated into voting against you while letting actual violent criminals out of jail.

https://tinyurl.com/3jd9666r
Includes video and link to Post Millennial report.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 09, 2023 12:56 PM (krqg6)

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How many conservatives are left in Portland anyway?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:57 PM (LvTSG)

361 Diane feinstein briefly hospitalized after a fall

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at August 09, 2023 12:57 PM (lCaJd)

362 In a world where everyone has a video recording device on their phone, nobody got footage of this?

Posted by: Montec at August 09, 2023 12:54 PM (vgY0p) zwzw

My understanding was the closed the polls and kicked the Republican observers out;.

Posted by: vic at August 09, 2023 12:57 PM (A5THL)

363 Watch the HBO doc on Qanon. It explains it all and reveals who it was. The dudes that started 4chan. An American father and son combo living in Thailand that just like to stir shit up. Started off as a joke and grew out of control.

Posted by: Montec at August 09, 2023 12:57 PM (vgY0p)

364 The Curley Effect is great, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023
*
Woob woob woob!
Posted by: Curly Howard at August 09, 2023

***
I outgrew the Stooges a long time ago, but MeTV runs their old short films on Saturday evenings. I happened to catch the end of one from 1936 in which the boys have all found future wives. Moe tells Curly, "Now all you have to do is have quintuplets, and you'll have it made!"

Curly tells him with a wink at the audience, "That's okay -- we'll honeymoon in Canada!"

I knew about the famous Dionne Quintuplets from 1934, but didn't know they were born in Canada. The movie audience in '36 would have gotten the joke, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 09, 2023 12:58 PM (J2vNu)

365
362 In a world where everyone has a video recording device on their phone, nobody got footage of this?

Posted by: Montec at August 09, 2023 12:54 PM (vgY0p) zwzw

My understanding was the closed the polls and kicked the Republican observers out;.
Posted by: vic at August 09, 2023 12:57 PM (A5THL)

And yet nobody got footage of semi trucks pulling in to the buildings? Did they kick Republicans out of the entire neighborhood too?

Posted by: Montec at August 09, 2023 12:58 PM (vgY0p)

366 345
So, whatever. I never expected much of anything but pointless theater from this Congress, and that's all I've gotten so far.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:54 PM (LvTSG)

And none of us have been disappointed.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 09, 2023 12:58 PM (N39Ws)

367 State Dept pressured the Pakistani government to remove their PM because the PM was neutral over the Russian incursion into Ukraine.

twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1689312586423050249

Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2023 12:58 PM (0N1h0)

368 The judge said that antifa were trying to dox jurors, the lawyer for the other side declared “I am Antifa” and told the jurors she’d remember their faces.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 09, 2023 12:56 PM (krqg6)

If the lawyer truly said that, she should face ethics violation charges. Both the doxxing threat and the alleged lawyers statement should be enough to get a mistrial and have the verdict overturned.

But, that would be if we lived in a nation of rule of law, which we no longer do. Instead, I expect the verdict to be upheld and the attorney to be lauded rather than sanctioned.

Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at August 09, 2023 12:58 PM (ky+MF)

369 My younger brother down in GA said there were semi trucks loaded with completed ballots pulling into the polls in and around Atlanta
Posted by: vic at August 09, 2023 12:51 PM (A5THL)

In a world where everyone has a video recording device on their phone, nobody got footage of this?

In Michigan, they taped white butchers paper over the counting room windows in DIRECT violation of the law.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2023 12:58 PM (SUJ+x)

370 We send our intel community around the world to rig elections all the time. They were clearly involved in rigging this one. What is real and what isn't is hard to say right now but it is definitely more than the vast majority would have believed a few years ago.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2023 12:50 PM (ZLI7S)

True. Once Bill Kristol acknowledged and celebrated the existence of the Deep State it's hard to discount any conspiracy theory. But at the same time, there are facts that exist. Gina Haspel is alive and was not killed in Germany. (Oh sure maybe that's not really Haspel but someone in a Mission Impossible style rubber mask). That particular theory of The Steal is, well, debunked.

I knew where it was headed when the Pennsylvania Supreme Court announced that mail in ballots needed no postmarks to be counted. The Left/Deep State pulled their caper in broad daylight and told us they were doing it. Doesn't need crazy stuff to explain.

Posted by: blaster at August 09, 2023 12:59 PM (Jk9SN)

371 Reporting for duty, sir!!
- GOP Angry Letter Template
Posted by: Montec

It looks like you're writing an angry letter. Would you like help?

Posted by: Clippy at August 09, 2023 12:59 PM (H9e90)

372 Look out! Christie is mad. Trump (who's not svelte gazelle himself) called him a "fat pig".

Chris Christie
@GovChristie
If you had the guts you would show up to the debate and say it to my face.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 09, 2023 12:59 PM (FVME7)

373 @greg_price11 14h
This is going to be the norm for trials in blue cities. If you are a conservative, the jurors will be intimidated into voting against you while letting actual violent criminals out of jail. ...
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 09, 2023 12:56 PM (krqg6)
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Wrong take. Ngo isn't a conservative as far as I know. He is not a perfectly conforming hard-left terrorist.

Of course, those two things are increasingly one and the same as far as the terrorists are concerned.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:59 PM (WkNQM)

374 Greg Price @greg_price11 14h
This is going to be the norm for trials in blue cities. If you are a conservative, the jurors will be intimidated into voting against you while letting actual violent criminals out of jail.

https://tinyurl.com/3jd9666r
Includes video and link to Post Millennial report.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 09, 2023 12:56 PM (krqg6)

This is what happens when elections are rigged.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 09, 2023 12:59 PM (opt/S)

375 Q's writings were like nostradamas's prophecies - again - vague and general enough that anyone can make it apply to anything. . . .

Posted by: I forgot my name b/c I haven't posted in 6 months at August 09, 2023

***
"Two nations will go to war, but only one will win."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 09, 2023 12:59 PM (J2vNu)

376 How many conservatives are left in Portland anyway?
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So how does one suck cock as a Conservative. Anyone want to ask Lindsay?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 09, 2023 01:00 PM (8Sqzu)

377 The judge let it go to trial to show Antifa and the general public that Antifa is above the law and can do as they please with impunity.

Whoever it was would have thrown it out if the regime couldn't benefit from it.

Just like any other case. It's the Law.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2023 01:00 PM (0FoWg)

378 This is why I believe Q was an op to discredit the Right.
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Dunno---Q WAS some sort of op but who for or against still seems up for grabs. Trump and the people around him never denounced it and the Dems tried to treat it as nothing but Epstein and other oddities kept piling up on pedos in high places and in society.

Simply put, Q pretty much corroded any trust in government which ultimately affected the Dems and independent voters more than the GOP which by and large ignored the phenomenon.

Never saw much sign on the right about taking QAnon seriously as to trusting Sessions or the other assorted assholes like Wray.

Posted by: whig at August 09, 2023 01:00 PM (V+/H3)

379 And yet nobody got footage of semi trucks pulling in to the buildings? Did they kick Republicans out of the entire neighborhood too?
Posted by: Montec at August 09, 2023 12:58 PM (vgY0p)

They were obeying the No Standing sign

Posted by: Doof at August 09, 2023 01:00 PM (StUJj)

380 I'd like to know who exactly talked RDS into running for President.

Posted by: davidt at August 09, 2023 01:00 PM (SYTee)

381 Antifa's lawyer in the Ngo case made her bones sucking settlements from state and municipal entities, mostly (it appears) for various flavors of bad policing. Lifelong resident of Oregon and of Portland. A career living off government in the socialist mecca. What a downer it would be to be her.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2023 01:00 PM (HibCC)

382 Look out! Christie is mad. Trump (who's not svelte gazelle himself) called him a "fat pig".

Chris Christie
@GovChristie
If you had the guts you would show up to the debate and say it to my face.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 09, 2023 12:59 PM (FVME7)

Sick burn

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 09, 2023 01:00 PM (TZ75n)

383 Youtube insists on informing me that today is "World Indigenous Persons Day". Is there anyone, currently residing on this planet who isn't indigenous to it?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 09, 2023 12:25 PM (z99Zw)

The only indigenous persons in the world are some of those living in a small area of East Africa.

Posted by: Gref at August 09, 2023 01:01 PM (AMIL/)

384 State Dept pressured the Pakistani government to remove their PM because the PM was neutral over the Russian incursion into Ukraine. ...
Posted by: bonhomme at August 09, 2023 12:58 PM (0N1h0)
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That's why the Navy had to sink the Titan submersible - they needed to take out that Pakistani billionaire who wielded his power on behalf of his fellow oligarchs in Russia!

Posted by: Watch it become a meme at August 09, 2023 01:01 PM (WkNQM)

385 To me personally, the fact that allegedly there was a 90% nationwide turn out of registered voters was enough to non certify the election until an independent investigation could be done.

What aggravates me is I've heard no person in power raise this point. I've heard here and there about certain precincts having over 100% turn out but never anyone talk about the North Korean level of national voter turnout.

Posted by: polynikes at August 09, 2023 01:01 PM (RUOzb)

386 Occam's Razor says the story is probably true.

Posted by: Lieutenant Duh at August 09, 2023 01:02 PM (hQx22)

387 Sick burn

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 09, 2023 01:00 PM (TZ75n)

Like the inside of Christy's thighs.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at August 09, 2023 01:02 PM (OgrpQ)

388 Chris Christie
@GovChristie
If you had the guts you would show up to the debate and say it to my face.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 09, 2023 12:59 PM (FVME7)

It's hard to get to your face with Owebama's dick in the way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 01:02 PM (vf0Uk)

389 Hmmmm . . . reading up on the Andy Ngo trial, it seems his claims against the vermin defendants was more subtle than I thought. It doesn't appear that he was claiming they PERSONALLY beat him up. He was claiming that they doxxed him and were involved in an antifa riot that resulted in him being beaten up. But it doesn't look like he had proof that they personally attacked him. So this was always going to be an uphill climb even with a fair, rational jury.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 09, 2023 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

390 380 I'd like to know who exactly talked RDS into running for President.
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Maybe the same guys that talked Obama into running: Jennifer Pritzker and Bill Ayers.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 09, 2023 01:02 PM (8Sqzu)

391 Say what you will about the British, but at least they burned down DC.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2023 01:02 PM (0FoWg)

392 I saw Qanon flags on people’s houses. It was cringe.

Posted by: Montec at August 09, 2023 01:03 PM (vgY0p)

393 >>In a world where everyone has a video recording device on their phone, nobody got footage of this?

Will a truck drivers sworn affidavit work for you or is that a kookie conspiracy theory too?

https://tinyurl.com/3b2kdv9k

There was rampant corruption in the 2020 election and anyone who was actually paying attention back then knows it. We were told that the election machines were not hooked to the internet yet in a live televised hearing after the election I watched a guy login to the election machine right in the middle of the hearing. Over the internet. People can wave their hands and say it's all a rightwing conspiracy but the cheating was obvious and widespread and came in a variety of forms.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2023 01:03 PM (ZLI7S)

394 I am agnostic on Q. Prob Unit 8200 mostly.

But anyone who elides Q with Qanon should be discounted entirely.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 09, 2023 01:03 PM (opt/S)

395 zerohedge @zerohedge 3h
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Makes Case For Finishing Border Wall
"No, I will not be Donald Trump’s vice president..."

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 09, 2023 01:03 PM (krqg6)

396 Diane feinstein briefly hospitalized after a fall
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at August 09, 2023 12:57 PM (lCaJd)
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The Coroner's van was only there by coincidence

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2023 01:04 PM (PVITw)

397 The special counsel investigation into Donald Trump secured a search warrant of the former president’s Twitter account, @realDonaldTrump, according to a newly unsealed court filing. The search was so secret that Twitter was barred from telling Trump the search warrant had been obtained for his account, and Twitter was fined $350,000 because it delayed producing the records sought under the search warrant. Twitter and special counsel Jack Smith’s office spent several months litigating the question of whether Trump should be told about the search warrant.

Posted by: SMOD at August 09, 2023 01:04 PM (RHGPo)

398 Trump is 47 points up on any GOP candidate. He doesn't have to debate jack shit.

Go eat a donkey, fat f*ck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 01:04 PM (vf0Uk)

399 Diane feinstein briefly hospitalized after a fall
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at August 09, 2023 12:57 PM (lCaJd)

Free fallin, Free fallin

Posted by: Moses at August 09, 2023 01:04 PM (NtVYv)

400 Diane feinstein briefly hospitalized after a fall
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at August 09, 2023 12:57 PM (lCaJd)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 09, 2023 01:04 PM (vf0Uk)

401 How many conservatives are left in Portland anyway?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I don't know of any conservatives in Portland. Can you tell me where to find them? My friends and I would really like to meet them.

Posted by: Portland Mayor Ahmadinejad at August 09, 2023 01:05 PM (H9e90)

402 381 Antifa's lawyer in the Ngo case made her bones sucking settlements from state and municipal entities, mostly (it appears) for various flavors of bad policing. Lifelong resident of Oregon and of Portland. A career living off government in the socialist mecca. What a downer it would be to be her.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2023 01:00 PM (HibCC)
__________

Look at the pic of the male antifa defendant. Now THAT'S a downer. I normally don't make fun of people who are disfigured by disease or accident. But in his case I will gladly make an exception: his face looks like dog food.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 09, 2023 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

403 Sure, Q was bullshit from top to bottom.

So what?

ConInc Twitter is just Q for people who wear loafers and ties. #TwoWeeks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2023 01:05 PM (0FoWg)

404 The Murdochs of Fox News were early supporters and they definitely do not like Trump in any form or fashion. One of the younger Murdoch's wife was the one proclaiming that We Did It! after they called it for Biden.

Posted by: whig at August 09, 2023 01:05 PM (V+/H3)

405 Did they kick Republicans out of the entire neighborhood too?
Posted by: Montec at August 09, 2023 12:58 PM (vgY0p)

How many conservative Republicans live in or around Atlanta?

Posted by: vic at August 09, 2023 01:05 PM (A5THL)

406 401 How many conservatives are left in Portland anyway?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I don't know of any conservatives in Portland. Can you tell me where to find them? My friends and I would really like to meet them.
Posted by: Portland Mayor Ahmadinejad at August 09, 2023 01:05 PM (H9e90)

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They've infected the elections apparatus. Burn it to the ground just to be sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

407 When the left when all in on gay marriage they give us Barack Obama, who is gay or at least bi, though he denied it up and down.

Now that the left is all in on pedophilia they've given us Joe Biden who we know at least molested his daughter and has groped other underage girls...and he and then deny it up and down.

I can't wait until the next round of "rights" the left gives us. Will we have a cannibal in the White House?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2023 01:05 PM (lc5cP)

408 Q broke the Epstein story to the masses.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 09, 2023 01:05 PM (opt/S)

409 and why are porn mags still in business? because not everyone has internet and some who do have internet don't want their computers f'ed up with viruses and ransomware.

Because paper cuts on your sack feel soooo good!

Posted by: Dirty Frank at August 09, 2023 01:05 PM (1TODA)

410 388 Chris Christie
@GovChristie
If you had the guts you would show up to the debate and say it to my face.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 09, 2023 12:59 PM (FVME7)

It's hard to get to your face with Owebama's dick in the way.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 01:02 PM (vf0Uk)
___________

That's Big Mike's . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 09, 2023 01:06 PM (iFTx/)

411 The only people following QAnon commentary were Democrats. To the extant it was an Op, it was directed at them to persuade them Republicans were cultish

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2023 01:06 PM (odmkN)

412 13 year old signs professional soccer contract.

Are there no child labor laws in the sports world?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 01:06 PM (vf0Uk)

413 Remember the video showing Hunter questioning a callgirl he had beaten? Why isn't that enough to put him away?

Posted by: m at August 09, 2023 01:06 PM (SpRPx)

414 Speaking of the Three Stooges . . .

Tennessee man stabs woman, steals her car, crashes it, boosts garbage truck, then guns it across three counties before crashing into hot tub store 🫣

https://tinyurl.com/2teed33j

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 09, 2023 01:06 PM (FVME7)

415 Biden family orbits? Dem Bidens be so high they orbits be way outside of Pluto.

We don't even need NASA or space exploration. Hunter and the rest of the WH crew be so high, Just call em on thier cell and ask them to look around and describe what they see.

Old and busted....Whitehouse lawn
New and Hot....Crackhouse Lawn

Posted by: Street Dealer at August 09, 2023 01:07 PM (cCxiu)

416 The drug thing is a red herring to disract from the money laundering scandal.

Much like the press preferred to report on Bill's sexual impropriety over secret FBI files, travel gate, Loral, etc., the press will talk about the cocaine over the truly serious and impeachable offense of money laundering.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 09, 2023 01:07 PM (2YtOq)

417 and why are porn mags still in business?

Because Pronhub and XHamster don't have articles?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2023 01:07 PM (SUJ+x)

418 Trump is 47 points up on any GOP candidate. He doesn't have to debate jack shit.

Go eat a donkey, fat f*ck.

He doesn't have to. But I don't know why he would not want to. Debates ought to enable him to dunk on most of these guys.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 09, 2023 01:07 PM (ppBhU)

419 ___________

That's Big Mike's . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 09, 2023 01:06 PM (iFTx/)

Christie's big enough for a DP.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 01:07 PM (vf0Uk)

420 "Biden family orbit"
......

The Biden Crime and Incest Family?
No way.

Posted by: wth at August 09, 2023 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

421 Late to the thread but I've always thought it was a drop. Probably for Hunter.

Posted by: pawn at August 09, 2023 01:07 PM (wsHtO)

422 The special counsel investigation into Donald Trump secured a search warrant of the former president’s Twitter account, @realDonaldTrump, according to a newly unsealed court filing. The search was so secret that Twitter was barred from telling Trump the search warrant had been obtained for his account, and Twitter was fined $350,000 because it delayed producing the records sought under the search warrant. Twitter and special counsel Jack Smith’s office spent several months litigating the question of whether Trump should be told about the search warrant.

Posted by: SMOD at August 09, 2023 01:04 PM (RHGPo)

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Go sell bananas somewhere else ... we're all stocked up here.

Posted by: ShainS -- Chief 'Misinformation' Researcher at AoSHQ at August 09, 2023 01:07 PM (1FyRy)

423 The Jury in the Ngo case was clearly intimidated. Hell, the defense attorney said she is Antifah and will remember each of their faces.

They acquitted out of fear for their safety, not because they were not guilty. This will happen many more times. The Rule of Law is dead, and so is our country. The only question is how long it takes for the life support to be turned off.

Posted by: Lieutenant Duh at August 09, 2023 01:07 PM (hQx22)

424 412 13 year old signs professional soccer contract.

Are there no child labor laws in the sports world?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 01:06 PM (vf0Uk)

Since when is soccer a sport?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 09, 2023 01:07 PM (KbCG3)

425 Remember the video showing Hunter questioning a callgirl he had beaten? Why isn't that enough to put him away?
Posted by: m at August 09, 2023 01:06 PM (SpRPx)

Horrifying stuff. He'd done it before too.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 09, 2023 01:07 PM (opt/S)

426 Late to the party, but...I'll bet it's Joe's cocaine.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 09, 2023 01:07 PM (482Zd)

427 Biden family orbits? Dem Bidens be so high they orbits be way outside of Pluto.

Hunter is orbiting uranus.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2023 01:08 PM (SUJ+x)

428 Well his codename is Orion.

Posted by: sven at August 09, 2023 01:08 PM (X0I7i)

429 415 Biden family orbits? Dem Bidens be so high they orbits be way outside of Pluto.

And Bidens always still be circling Uranus

Posted by: Roy at August 09, 2023 01:08 PM (t5qQK)

430 13 year old signs professional soccer contract.

Are there no child labor laws in the sports world?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 01:06 PM (vf0Uk)

Should only be a valid soccer contract if signed with feet

Posted by: Doof at August 09, 2023 01:08 PM (StUJj)

431 There was rampant corruption in the 2020 election and anyone who was actually paying attention back then knows it. We were told that the election machines were not hooked to the internet yet in a live televised hearing after the election I watched a guy login to the election machine right in the middle of the hearing. Over the internet. People can wave their hands and say it's all a rightwing conspiracy but the cheating was obvious and widespread and came in a variety of forms.
Posted by: JackStraw
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A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest. . . . .

The evidence and sworn affidavits are there if you look but most people discounting it simply keep moving the goalposts because intellectually they can't accept it.

Posted by: whig at August 09, 2023 01:08 PM (V+/H3)

432 He doesn't have to. But I don't know why he would not want to. Debates ought to enable him to dunk on most of these guys.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 09, 2023 01:07 PM (ppBhU)
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Debates have very little upside for him and tons of downside. The lefty media will cut everything into retarded out-of-context soundbites and save them to use against him in the general.

Posted by: ballistic at August 09, 2023 01:08 PM (oXNqT)

433 421 Late to the thread but I've always thought it was a drop. Probably for Hunter.
Posted by: pawn at August 09, 2023 01:07 PM (wsHtO)

Huh. And if so, probably not the first time.

Posted by: m at August 09, 2023 01:08 PM (SpRPx)

434 >>The only people following QAnon commentary were Democrats. To the extant it was an Op, it was directed at them to persuade them Republicans were cultish

That and to discourage even Republicans from looking into election corruption lest them be tagged as QAnon nuts. They even got Republican to do it to other Republicans.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2023 01:08 PM (ZLI7S)

435 Go sell bananas somewhere else ... we're all stocked up here.
Posted by: ShainS -- Chief 'Misinformation' Researcher at AoSHQ at August 09, 2023 01:07 PM (1FyRy)

Done.

Posted by: Lizzo at August 09, 2023 01:08 PM (0FoWg)

436 What if Puddin "runs" until the convention, then throws his votes to someone else? I know this is friggin' John Sununu, but that scenario makes all kinds of sense.

https://tinyurl.com/mw45jvup

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at August 09, 2023 01:08 PM (sWM8x)

437 There was cheating in 2020 election, but very focused on 6 states, and very focused on certain metropolitan areas within those states.
Atlanta, Phoenix, Detroit, Philadelphia, and some others.
This is how Bill Barr gets away with saying there is no "widespread" cheating.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 09, 2023 01:09 PM (MeG8a)

438 428 Well his codename is Orion.
Posted by: sven at August 09, 2023 01:08 PM (X0I7i)

He also wore an Orion Belt. It was the style at the time.

Posted by: Roy at August 09, 2023 01:09 PM (t5qQK)

439 Posted by: Elric Blade at August 09, 2023 01:05 PM (iFTx/)
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And, yet, he admitted his crime and apologized to Ngo from the stand. If he truly is repentant this trial an be said to have accomplished a little good.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2023 01:09 PM (odmkN)

440 "Biden family orbit"

Dealer made a drop.

Posted by: davidt at August 09, 2023 01:09 PM (SYTee)

441 "If you want the name, ask Joe Biden," one source told Keating. "He knows who it is."
.......

Useless, he forgot already.

Posted by: wth at August 09, 2023 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

442 Remember the video showing Hunter questioning a callgirl he had beaten? Why isn't that enough to put him away?

Because those elected officials that aren't actively working for the enemy are too scared to do anything.

I guarantee there is geolocation on that video and the DA/AGs in that area could, and it was a normal person, WOULD, bring charges.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2023 01:09 PM (lc5cP)

443 Heard Ashley has a sweet tooth, probably needs to wipe out the image of her fathers Johnson swinging in her face during her shower time.

Posted by: Redenzo at August 09, 2023 01:09 PM (8hC6f)

444 This is a Lizzo Banana Republic.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 09, 2023 01:09 PM (0FoWg)

445 ... Tennessee man stabs woman, steals her car, crashes it, boosts garbage truck, then guns it across three counties before crashing into hot tub store ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 09, 2023 01:06 PM (FVME7)
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Now *that* is a crime spree.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 01:10 PM (WkNQM)

446 Christie's big enough for a DP.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 09, 2023 01:07 PM

Diet Pepsi?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 09, 2023 01:10 PM (FVJNG)

447 423 They acquitted out of fear for their safety, not because they were not guilty. This will happen many more times. The Rule of Law is dead, and so is our country. The only question is how long it takes for the life support to be turned off.
Posted by: Lieutenant Duh at August 09, 2023 01:07 PM (hQx22)

Civil case, not criminal. There was no Guilt/Acquittal.

Just Liable/Not Liable.

Posted by: XTC at August 09, 2023 01:10 PM (UnA8+)

448 One of Qs initial pronouncements was that Hillary Clinton was going to Gitmo by a certain date. When she didn't go the initial reaction was well she is really in Gitmo now but it's secret.

They didn't get more accurate from there.

Too many credulous people on the right believed that BS. I A friend was on the Metro into DC on Jan 6 and heard people saying with certainty how Trump could and would declare martial law under the Insurrection Act as well as interpretations of the Electoral College that were just wrong.

I think trolls created Q and the IC hopped on board. And it is still used to muddy waters note the attacks on The Sound of Freedom.

Posted by: blaster at August 09, 2023 01:10 PM (Jk9SN)

449 There was cheating in 2020 election, but very focused on 6 states, and very focused on certain metropolitan areas within those states.
Atlanta, Phoenix, Detroit, Philadelphia, and some others.
This is how Bill Barr gets away with saying there is no "widespread" cheating.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 09, 2023 01:09 PM (MeG8a)
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Regardless of how widespread, this was rhe only cheating that ended up mattering (to the result)

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2023 01:10 PM (odmkN)

450 Never believe conspiracy theories. Our betters would never like to us you QAnon nuts.

@Jim_Jordan

Remember the FBI Richmond Field Office memo targeting Catholics as terrorists?

Director Wray testified that it was only “a single field office,” doing so.

Well, a newly subpoenaed document shows otherwise.

It looks like FBI Portland & FBI Los Angeles were also involved.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2023 01:10 PM (ZLI7S)

451 294 289 Activists Cleared After Right-Wing Troll Andy Ngô Accuses Them of Assault
-The Daily Beast
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:44 PM (LvTSG)
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Is that a real headline?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:45 PM (WkNQM)

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Yes.

https://is.gd/yNkaGr
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:46 PM (LvTSG)

OFFS.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 01:11 PM (zZu0s)

452 New topic: Feinstein.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 09, 2023 01:11 PM (eOEVl)

453 437 There was cheating in 2020 election, but very focused on 6 states, and very focused on certain metropolitan areas within those states.
Atlanta, Phoenix, Detroit, Philadelphia, and some others.
This is how Bill Barr gets away with saying there is no "widespread" cheating.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 09, 2023 01:09 PM (MeG8a)

=======

I don't trust voting apparatuses in either CA or IL and suspect they're massively compromised, especially now that CA has gone all mail in voting (it happened in 2021). WA and CO are all mail in voting, and anyone who trusts an all mail in voting system is a fool.

But yeah, the difference makers are in a handful of Democrat enclaves that have since entrenched power and made any kind of legal countermove impossible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 01:11 PM (LvTSG)

454 I bet it's the shit they are propping Joe up with

Posted by: ... at August 09, 2023 01:11 PM (g8JHY)

455 Debates have very little upside for him and tons of downside.

I don't see how. Trump's followers cannot be put off of him. The left is going to soundbite him no matter what. And it gives him a chance to have some coverage that doesn't involve being indicted (though maybe he likes all that coverage and considers it all upside).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 09, 2023 01:11 PM (ppBhU)

456 re:"The message from Keating bounced back with the label "Not Delivered."

The Post texted the number and was unable to get an answer either. "

I seem to recall someone threatening to sue Trump because he blocked them on Twitter under the pretense that the public (or press maybe?) is supposed to have unfettered access to the President.

Whyfore can't they get a response from The Pres'ent on this question?

Posted by: Simple Stevo at August 09, 2023 01:12 PM (Dgo06)

457 Still catching up.

This bikini brunette on the beach has never dropped cocaine in the White House:
https://is.gd/FbOxti
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 09, 2023 12:30 PM (WkNQM)

Nice abs. You could set your beer on them and not spill.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 09, 2023 01:12 PM (hv9bm)

458 Hunter is orbiting uranus.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 09, 2023 01:08 PM (SUJ+x)
........

Sorry Hunter, anal venereal warts are not my thing.

Posted by: wth at August 09, 2023 01:12 PM (v0R5T)

459 Inject corrupt decrepit depraved brat male spawn of Joey and bitch elder abuser Jill with the most deadly VD ever devised. . . . .wait one month. . . .half of DC, NBC, CBS, ABC, Disney. . . .dead.

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards, Leftists & Delwaren lying focks who shower with daughters at August 09, 2023 01:12 PM (5DfsO)

460 I think someone needs to rewrite Tobacco Road to feature Joe Biden as Jeeter Lester. Clearly, the Biden family cast writes itself.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 09, 2023 01:12 PM (8Sqzu)

461 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 09, 2023 01:13 PM (zZu0s)

462 I have a friend that continues to follow whatever Qanaon morphed into.

He tells me the military is going to arrest Biden and Hillary by X date.

And...every time it is a few months in the future. I asked him how did the last dozens predictions of it go? And...the answer was interesting, "Someone HAS to be doing something about this corruption, I can't believe, I won't believe, we've sunk this low."

How do you tell a friend, who spent his life defending this country, that we collectively threw it all away?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 09, 2023 01:13 PM (lc5cP)

463 Sic transit gloria mundi.

https://tinyurl.com/28w7cxpm

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 09, 2023 01:13 PM (FVME7)

464 New topic: Feinstein.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 09, 2023 01:11 PM (eOEVl)

Thank you for not saying "NOOD Feinstein"

Wait....

DAMMIT

Posted by: Doof at August 09, 2023 01:13 PM (StUJj)

465 He doesn't have to. But I don't know why he would not want to. Debates ought to enable him to dunk on most of these guys.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Christie, Pence, and perhaps Burgum are there specifically to take down Trump by any means possible and to do that they need soundbites with Trump in the pix. The others are running for VP and Nikki's manager admitted it.

So why go if you do not have to do it? Any decent campaign manager would tell you it would be crazy to do it so that others could get traction. You do the debates closer to December and with a forum more of your liking that an avowed enemy like the Fox network.

Posted by: whig at August 09, 2023 01:13 PM (V+/H3)

466 Civil case, not criminal. There was no Guilt/Acquittal.

Just Liable/Not Liable.
Posted by: XTC at August 09, 2023 01:10 PM (UnA8+)

Respectfully, a difference without distinction in the context of my post. Is the Rule of Law less dead because it was a civil trial?

Posted by: Lieutenant Duh at August 09, 2023 01:14 PM (hQx22)

467 Trump is Trump. He's not going to run a basement campaign. So there's going to be soundbites.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 09, 2023 01:14 PM (ppBhU)

468 Posted by: JackStraw at August 09, 2023 01:08 PM (ZLI7S)
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Maybe so, but my memory is we mainly mocked it. When a Democrat friend asked me about in, in a pearl clutching tone of voice, I had fun mocking him. I was pro-Q entertainment value, but I don't recall a single person here taking it even slightly seriously. The GOPe Senators might have, though, since they are by and large weak and stupid.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2023 01:16 PM (ujYJN)

469 Improper hair bun technique.
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 09, 2023 12:31 PM

You're just trolling us now.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 09, 2023 01:16 PM (a3Q+t)

470 Chris Christie
@GovChristie
If you had the guts you would show up to the debate and say it to my face.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Trump goes to debate, calls Christie a fat pig
Christie takes swing at Trump, Trump dodges easily
Trump's personal security ventilates Christie with an elephant gun

Having a difficult time seeing a downside

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 09, 2023 01:17 PM (H9e90)

471 I don't see how. Trump's followers cannot be put off of him. The left is going to soundbite him no matter what. And it gives him a chance to have some coverage that doesn't involve being indicted (though maybe he likes all that coverage and considers it all upside).
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 09, 2023 01:11 PM (ppBhU)
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Trump won't be trying to persuade his followers in the general. They're always going to be there, as you said. He needs to peel off the idiots who are somehow still persuadable, and the less ammo the lefty media has, the better for him.

Posted by: ballistic at August 09, 2023 01:17 PM (oXNqT)

472 The GOPe Senators might have, though, since they are by and large weak and stupid.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 09, 2023 01:16 PM

You're too young of a whippersnapper to be so cynical.

Posted by: Mitch McC at August 09, 2023 01:17 PM (a3Q+t)

473 437 There was cheating in 2020 election, but very focused on 6 states, and very focused on certain metropolitan areas within those states.
Atlanta, Phoenix, Detroit, Philadelphia, and some others.
This is how Bill Barr gets away with saying there is no "widespread" cheating.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
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No it wasn't. You might actually watch the Georgia Senate hearing late Dec in 2020 where they demonstrated some pretty sobering evidence of how broad the problems were. They also discuss Edison where people (and you can find the videos if you look hard enough) where you could see votes subtracted from Trump and other GOP candidates and added to Biden and other Dems in contested races in real time.

Basically, you can't have negative votes--only additive and the Edison feed come from the same company as the election feeds for Sec. of State. for official purposes.

Anomalies were found in Antrim MI, Coffee County ,GA, and several others counties that are very rural areas (one was a local race in NH), and so on.

Posted by: whig at August 09, 2023 01:19 PM (V+/H3)

474 A sad reflection on the state of the Republic is that my only surprise was that SOF is still around.

Posted by: Mildly Retarded Lurker at August 09, 2023 01:20 PM (+nxIh)

475 Maybe they need to give some of that blow to GOPE leadership to motivate them. I can just imagine the turtle now, popping his head in and outta his shell like a jackhammer.

Posted by: Street Dealer at August 09, 2023 01:21 PM (cCxiu)

476 I don't see how. Trump's followers cannot be put off of him. The left is going to soundbite him no matter what. And it gives him a chance to have some coverage that doesn't involve being indicted (though maybe he likes all that coverage and considers it all upside).
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 09, 2023 01:11 PM (ppBhU)
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The problem is that a vote for desantis is like a vote for George bush. More of the same GOPe.

Posted by: Drc at August 09, 2023 01:21 PM (vbaSG)

477 Speaking of the Three Stooges . . .

Tennessee man stabs woman, steals her car, crashes it, boosts garbage truck, then guns it across three counties before crashing into hot tub store 🫣

https://tinyurl.com/2teed33j

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 09, 2023 01:06 PM (FVME7)

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Out: The Triple Lindy.
In: The Triple Indy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Chief 'Misinformation' Researcher at AoSHQ at August 09, 2023 01:26 PM (X3eVf)

478 Chris Christie
@GovChristie
If you had the guts you would show up to the debate and say it to my face.

LOL! Fat pig is mad about being called a fat pig by a fat pig.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at August 09, 2023 01:50 PM (Vu7A1)

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Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at August 09, 2023 02:00 PM (47BOu)

480 Dogtor Jill in the Library with a mirror and a straw? Or has Pedo Joe threatened to send Ashley to the Showers again?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 09, 2023 02:01 PM (CecP5)

481 dr. appts for hours; missed thread.

Just a guess. Peter Neal. Who? H's son-in-law living at the WH, 3rd floor, with wife who is H's 1st daughter and J&J's 1st granddaughter.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at August 09, 2023 05:11 PM (GshMh)

482 ...questions about her cognitive abilities...

What cognitive abilities?

Posted by: Emil Blatz at August 09, 2023 05:11 PM (7mRgx)

483 Bayer(Asprin)used to sell Cocaine as a Cough Medichine

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 09, 2023 05:16 PM (wGqjj)

484 Just doing what good demorats do. Ever meet one who'd you introduce to your parents? Bunch of lying, scheming, groomers and Marxists.

Posted by: Jane at August 09, 2023 09:04 PM (EcD5Y)

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