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Disney Teams Up With Transgender Influencer to Sell Girls Apparel
Hold my beer, Disney said to Bud Light.
The Walt Disney Co. has teamed up with a transgender TikTok influencer to promote apparel for girls -- specifically, Minnie Mouse-themed clothes that include a red dress, yellow pumps, and a red hair bow. Transgender influencer Seann Altman -- a biological male who identifies as "gender fluid" -- created a promotional TikTok video for Disney Style, the company's social media brand promoting Disney-themed clothing, makeup, and accessories. In the video, which was first reported by the Twitter account @LeftismForU, he provides a dress-up tutorial to look like Minnie Mouse. The video was subsequently posted to Disney Style's official TikTok account. Altman models a red dress, which he accessorizes with a white petticoat, yellow high-heel shoes, and a belt. He then adds artificial buns to his hair to simulate Minnie's ears and tops it off with Minnie's signature red bow. "I literally look like Minnie Mouse!" he enthuses.Great, now he's a mouse, too.
A new Disney ad features a male (@seannaltman) dressing up in women's clothes so that he can be like Minnie Mouse. pic.twitter.com/Y0EabqG0W4
— Leftism (@LeftismForU) August 7, 2023
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Roy at August 08, 2023 04:12 PM (IddrS)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 08, 2023 04:13 PM (JMAcK)
Posted by: Robert at August 08, 2023 04:14 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 08, 2023 04:14 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Robert at August 08, 2023 04:14 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at August 08, 2023 04:14 PM (u/nTb)
Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2023 04:14 PM (pv38B)
Posted by: Nope, just don't at August 08, 2023 04:15 PM (Y4vVB)
https://tinyurl.com/ynwesrkd
No word if the turtle was attempting to join a martial arts class.
Posted by: Robert at August 08, 2023 04:15 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 08, 2023 04:15 PM (PjG+h)
dorked in the squeak hole.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 08, 2023 04:15 PM (2YqUJ)
CNN: Western allies receive increasingly ‘sobering’ updates on Ukraine’s counteroffensive: ‘This is the most difficult time of the war’
https://tinyurl.com/p8h5ye73
Posted by: Robert at August 08, 2023 04:15 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2023 04:15 PM (EVR4i)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2023 04:15 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 08, 2023 04:15 PM (3c8Dz)
Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2023 04:15 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2023 04:16 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Regular joe at August 08, 2023 04:16 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: tubal at August 08, 2023 04:17 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2023 04:15 PM (JTwsP)
Donald Tuck
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2023 04:17 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at August 08, 2023 04:17 PM (jgJfd)
Posted by: huerfano at August 08, 2023 04:17 PM (7zEAH)
so this is the same. pinkface.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 08, 2023 04:17 PM (AcWfM)
As Lil Z put it, American boys and girls are going to have to die to "save" Ukraine
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2023 04:17 PM (lc5cP)
JUST IN 🚨 A Chinese-backed biolab in California received nearly $150,000 from the US government to produce illegal Covid-19 tests, records show, Daily Mail reports
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2023 04:17 PM (ZLI7S)
Anyways, I kind of like the new Disney shorts with Mickey and Minnie. Definitely more entertaining that Disney tentpole products.
Posted by: trev006 at August 08, 2023 04:17 PM (+Wz5+)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 08, 2023 04:17 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 08, 2023 04:17 PM (hSa/7)
Posted by: Ask Klinger at August 08, 2023 04:18 PM (Y4vVB)
Posted by: Ukrainian Defense Dept Spokestranny at August 08, 2023 04:18 PM (bNy/6)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 08, 2023 04:18 PM (2XBIX)
Corrupting innocence is what they want.
This is why we can't give these perverts tolerance. When you do, they go after children.
Our ancestors knew this and passed laws and social mores down to prevent this evil.
Our society thought "LOVE IS LOVE!" and ignored those horrible bigots who clearly knew better than we do.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 08, 2023 04:18 PM (JMAcK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2023 04:18 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2023 04:18 PM (V1QHJ)
Posted by: Beartooth at August 08, 2023 04:18 PM (JqMqI)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 08, 2023 04:18 PM (DmtxH)
CNN: Western allies receive increasingly ‘sobering’ updates on Ukraine’s counteroffensive: ‘This is the most difficult time of the war’
https://tinyurl.com/p8h5ye73
Posted by: Robert at August 08, 2023 04:15 PM (1Yy3c)
Yeah...gonna be a long war. Slav on Slav, no quit in either of them for better or worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 08, 2023 04:18 PM (xcxpd)
things are bad
they are losing
I feel just awful I can't even talk to my friends about it anymore
they screwed up; they trusted us
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 08, 2023 04:19 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Beartooth at August 08, 2023 04:19 PM (JqMqI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2023 04:19 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: bonhomme
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Predators tend to look the same whether killers or sexual.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2023 04:19 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: wth at August 08, 2023 04:19 PM (v0R5T)
there's quit in the Ukrainians themselves if not in the diaspora (and random US crank-addicted politicos and their spawn)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 08, 2023 04:19 PM (AcWfM)
things are bad
they are losing
I feel just awful I can't even talk to my friends about it anymore
they screwed up; they trusted us
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So now Biden pounces!
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 08, 2023 04:19 PM (DmtxH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 08, 2023 04:20 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: torabora at August 08, 2023 04:20 PM (vR5mE)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 08, 2023 04:17 PM (hSa/7)
Word!
Posted by: Prison Inmates Responding In Unison at August 08, 2023 04:20 PM (1Yy3c)
JUST IN 🚨 A Chinese-backed biolab in California received nearly $150,000 from the US government to produce illegal Covid-19 tests, records show, Daily Mail reports
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2023 04:17 PM (ZLI7S
Do you ever wonder just how much time China spends laughing at us?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2023 04:20 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2023 04:20 PM (RHGPo)
JUST IN 🚨 A Chinese-backed biolab in California received nearly $150,000 from the US government to produce illegal Covid-19 tests, records show, Daily Mail reports
Posted by: JackStraw
Interesting update, I read about Newsom funding the Reedley lab; but, not the fed's involvement.
The Fed funded only the covid-tests? Who funded all the other pathogens which were found there?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 08, 2023 04:20 PM (3c8Dz)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2023 04:17 PM (lc5cP)
Rather we die to save America, but hold that thought.
Posted by: trev006 at August 08, 2023 04:20 PM (+Wz5+)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:20 PM (KbCG3)
And lol, good luck to the "We are buying Disney stock to show you righteingers your wrong when it rebounds!" true believers on the left.
Posted by: Bete at August 08, 2023 04:20 PM (ulhA0)
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at August 08, 2023 04:21 PM (MvF+J)
JUST IN 🚨 A Chinese-backed biolab in California received nearly $150,000 from the US government to produce illegal Covid-19 tests, records show, Daily Mail reports
Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2023 04:17 PM (ZLI7S
What's the point of producing "illegal Covid-19 tests" ?
Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2023 04:21 PM (RHGPo)
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I imagine Xi faps to pictures of San Fran drugged up Coolies dying on the streets.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 08, 2023 04:22 PM (C7jzY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2023 04:19 PM (63Dwl)
........
I want him nowhere near mine.
Posted by: wth at August 08, 2023 04:22 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2023 04:22 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 08, 2023 04:22 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2023 04:22 PM (63Dwl)
not really though. The age of consent in most states was cirminially low, and were not adjusted up until the dawn of the 20c. The age of consent in Delaware was lowered from 10 to 7 in 1871.
Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2023 04:22 PM (pv38B)
Those are the ones that come pre-contaminated so you get the positive COVID test and a dose of it deep in your mucous membranes.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 08, 2023 04:22 PM (ou9hh)
And by that my lawyer has informed me to clarify that I mean “Kill Disney” in the “Kill the Boers” or “Eat the Rich” metaphorical sense, not as an incitement of violence against anyone.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 08, 2023 04:23 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Bob Iger at August 08, 2023 04:23 PM (2+QmR)
Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2023 04:23 PM (pv38B)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2023 04:19 PM (63Dwl)
Golf clap.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 08, 2023 04:23 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Bob Iger at August 08, 2023 04:23 PM (o4VQF)
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at August 08, 2023 04:21 PM (MvF+J)
They don't want production value. They want some nobody dink with a phone. "Look, this dink is just like you. Just a regular dink. Just like you. Consume more product. Just. Like. You. Say it, dink. SAY IT!!!! "
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2023 04:24 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 08, 2023 04:24 PM (Keyt1)
https://tinyurl.com/p8h5ye73
Posted by: Robert at August 08, 2023 04:15 PM (1Yy3c)
Yeah...gonna be a long war. Slav on Slav, no quit in either of them for better or worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Limited modified hangout. Iraq-Iran War where neither side could quit without leaders losing their heads and outsider countries kibitzed backing favorites.
To some extent, the Soviet Union stirred up shit across the globe and now the core remnant is having it done to them--karmic justice. But at the same time, the West is throwing money and treasure away along with Ukrainian lives when the entire rationale was whether Ukraine could join NATO or not. This is what a multi-polar world looks like as the US fades and China rises.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2023 04:24 PM (bk5GW)
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So that's how Biden was elected?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 08, 2023 04:24 PM (C7jzY)
Those are the ones that come pre-contaminated so you get the positive COVID test and a dose of it deep in your mucous membranes.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 08, 2023 04:22 PM
And runs up the number of cases.
Posted by: Beartooth at August 08, 2023 04:24 PM (JqMqI)
An investigation determined that the crash was "intentional" and charges are pending, Pennsylvania State Police said.
https://tinyurl.com/a355sw7s
That's terrible but also kind of impressive.
Posted by: Robert at August 08, 2023 04:24 PM (1Yy3c)
https://tinyurl.com/44fjttca
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 08, 2023 04:24 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2023 04:24 PM (JTwsP)
Otherwise, seek therapy.
Actually, just *******
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 08, 2023 04:24 PM (INu8E)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 08, 2023 04:24 PM (GqyCy)
Posted by: torabora at August 08, 2023 04:24 PM (vR5mE)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 08, 2023 04:24 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 08, 2023 04:24 PM (pohLc)
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It gives you a reason to have a lab full of covid. You have to have some covid virus in order to make sure your tests work. So its cover to have on our soil a place to grow, and mutate covid viruses for distribution.
Or naw, that's just crazy talk.
Posted by: China is already at war with us at August 08, 2023 04:25 PM (bNy/6)
CNN uncovered a damning, secret investigation into sexual assault at the US Coast Guard Academy. This woman’s case triggered that probe
Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2023 04:25 PM (RHGPo)
https://tinyurl.com/44fjttca
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 08, 2023 04:24 PM (FVME7)
i.e., the freaks among us are more evolved?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:25 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 08, 2023 04:25 PM (2XBIX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2023 04:25 PM (guGkK)
The Fed funded only the covid-tests? Who funded all the other pathogens which were found there?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
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With three fake covid tests, you get one bioweapon release for free.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2023 04:25 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at August 08, 2023 04:26 PM (9e2kV)
Yeah, her penis isn't make-uped or lighted properly at all.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 08, 2023 04:26 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2023 04:26 PM (VUfCv)
https://tinyurl.com/ynwesrkd
No word if the turtle was attempting to join a martial arts class.
Posted by: Robert at August 08, 2023 04:15 PM (1Yy3c)
Be advised that we *will* trespass you should you ever re-enter the premises, Mr. McConnell.
Posted by: gym manager at August 08, 2023 04:26 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2023 04:26 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2023 04:26 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: Dustin Hoffman at August 08, 2023 04:26 PM (VEm33)
An investigation determined that the crash was "intentional" and charges are pending, Pennsylvania State Police said.
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It's them damn Duke boys!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 08, 2023 04:26 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2023 04:26 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2023 04:22 PM (pv38B)
Good times.
Posted by: The LGBTHIVLMAO Crowd at August 08, 2023 04:27 PM (1Yy3c)
Where do we find men such as these?
Posted by: Said No One Ever at August 08, 2023 04:27 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
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His grandniece thinks it is just fine h8rs. Look up Abigail Disney sometime.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2023 04:27 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: dantesed at August 08, 2023 04:27 PM (193FS)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 08, 2023 04:27 PM (us2H3)
I uploaded all the old Disney Classics onto my Synology NAS Emby (Jellyfin or PLex) Song of the South Blu-Ray is available on Amazon because it's in the public domain in Spain and it's in English.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 08, 2023 04:27 PM (AZ9A8)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2023 04:28 PM (Fw7SF)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 08, 2023 04:28 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2023 04:28 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2023 04:26 PM (RHGPo)
Blessed is the cheesemaker, for his is the Kingdom of God.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2023 04:28 PM (guGkK)
https://tinyurl.com/p8h5ye73
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I like the report earlier that Ukraine has a tranny influencer as a spokesperson, who was going on about how Russians aren't human.
Well, you're not a woman, so .....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2023 04:28 PM (TzW+Y)
I feel this is a good addition as it helps me immediately exclude all doctors that label themselves like this
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 08, 2023 04:28 PM (ezjwC)
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 08, 2023 04:24 PM (C7jzY)
yeah I guess
the rest of the states can't act all sanctimonious though. The age of consent was 10 -12 until the 20c, then it began to adjust upwards to 16 or so.
Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2023 04:29 PM (pv38B)
What a surprise...
Posted by: Armand, the Uvalde shooter's handler at August 08, 2023 04:29 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline
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Wrong thread, that one was two threads ago. Turn right at the homepage and go down two blocks.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2023 04:29 PM (bk5GW)
==
Shorter Tyson: accept weirdos or you are an unevolved backwards knuckledragger. Accept them, and you are super evolved, progressive and a light bringer. How 'bout he just call us deplorables and get it over with.
Posted by: Notice how they are the elite and we are not at August 08, 2023 04:29 PM (bNy/6)
I used to to think it was DJT paying the pro-RDS and the RDS ppl paying the Pro-Trump. Because they are both so lame and they obv get some bat signal.
But I don't think DJT and his team think they need to do anything like that and they haven't in the past.
This looks more like a pure primary turnout depression tactic. Just make it all so annoying and dumb that ppl lose interest.
And that only benefits RDS.
Also, while I kinda like meatwad, I think his campaign team would do something like that. They're Bushies after all.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 08, 2023 04:29 PM (PjG+h)
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No chance they could boil her in a pot and eat her, rite?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 08, 2023 04:29 PM (C7jzY)
Harry's caters to the huge transgender shaving market.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2023 04:18 PM (XtkZj)
Co-worker's grandkid just had top surgery. She's not a minor, so there's that.
We do not discuss her 'journey,' since I won't go along with the pretense. Not being ugly, just not engaging.
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at August 08, 2023 04:29 PM (hAfUZ)
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California has its own bioweapons lab?!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 08, 2023 04:29 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at August 08, 2023 04:29 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: SMOD
Heh.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2023 04:29 PM (bk5GW)
Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healey on Tuesday declared a state of emergency in the liberal state over a surge of migrants that she says has left social services overwhelmed, and she called for more funding and help from the federal government.
Healey, a Democrat, announced that a state of emergency exists "due to rapid and unabating increases in the number of families with children and pregnant people — many of them newly arriving migrants and refugees — living within the state but without the means to secure safe shelter in our communities."
Posted by: Frank N. Stien at August 08, 2023 04:30 PM (hSa/7)
Public displays of mental illness for fun and profit.
Who needs a job when one can earn money for a mincing ponce routine?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 08, 2023 04:30 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2023 04:26 PM (JTwsP)
Life is like a bag of Skittles. Taste the rainbow. *Wink*
Posted by: The LGBTHIVLMAO Crowd at August 08, 2023 04:30 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: dantesed at August 08, 2023 04:27 PM (193FS)
I have a friend who spells it that way too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 08, 2023 04:30 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 08, 2023 04:26 PM (VUfCv)
Disney has to buy out Comcast, the CEO of Comcast said that they activated the buy out clause and Disney must pay and Disney doesn't have the cash on hand to buy it.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 08, 2023 04:30 PM (AZ9A8)
Anybody heard from Yaniv lately?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2023 04:28 PM (Fw7SF)
I'll do you one worse.
Anyone heard from Chris-Chan lately?
Posted by: XTC at August 08, 2023 04:30 PM (UnA8+)
++++
But are the garments tuck-friendly?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2023 04:30 PM (WkNQM)
*********
So he was buried under de brie?
I’ll show myself out
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 08, 2023 04:30 PM (ezjwC)
“As you can imagine, we are currently focused on providing accurate information to our students, faculty and staff regarding next steps and what they can expect in the coming days and weeks,” Walters said.
Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2023 04:30 PM (RHGPo)
She's also not any closer to being a man.
Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2023 04:31 PM (SJqZJ)
He dressed up in Minnie Mouse finery
Yet confused about his own auto-gynery
So he's actually a dude
Who claims to be gender fluid
While his clothing line is definitely binary
Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2023 04:31 PM (l4B/J)
++++
There was a time when such people were institutionalized.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2023 04:31 PM (WkNQM)
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 08, 2023 04:31 PM (lZVy/)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 08, 2023 04:31 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 08, 2023 04:30 PM (xcxpd)
There are like 15 different ways to spell that name (the strangest variant I've seen being "Shjon").
Posted by: XTC at August 08, 2023 04:31 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Vigor at August 08, 2023 04:31 PM (MvF+J)
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No chance they could boil her in a pot and eat her, rite?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 08, 2023 04:29 PM (C7jzY)
they draw the line at monkey balls
Posted by: REDACTED at August 08, 2023 04:32 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2023 04:31 PM (WkNQM)
Or in better times, beaten within a breath of their life.
Posted by: XTC at August 08, 2023 04:32 PM (UnA8+)
Meatwad make the money, see.
Meatwad gets the honeys, G.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 08, 2023 04:32 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2023 04:26 PM (RHGPo)
You gouda believe it was an accident.
Posted by: dantesed at August 08, 2023 04:32 PM (193FS)
Posted by: Notice how they are the elite and we are not
Another million years and maybe the rest of us will have caught up with him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 08, 2023 04:32 PM (FVME7)
I think the connection is that the "company" that ran the lab got some COVID relief money. CA was throwing shoveling that coin around to everyone. It's a pretty slim branch to hang Newsom on. (Although we could sure try.)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2023 04:32 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 08, 2023 04:31 PM (pohLc)
Billions and billions of stars
Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2023 04:32 PM (bs+z0)
Harry's caters to the huge transgender shaving market.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2023 04:18 PM (XtkZj)
Co-worker's grandkid just had top surgery. She's not a minor, so there's that.
We do not discuss her 'journey,' since I won't go along with the pretense. Not being ugly, just not engaging.
Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at August 08, 2023 04:29 PM (hAfUZ)
God daughter recently came out as trans. All because she hates anything feminine.
The hurdles are underground at this point.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:32 PM (KbCG3)
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Mental Illness transitions to Insanity when they start cutting themselves or others.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 08, 2023 04:32 PM (DmtxH)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 08, 2023 04:32 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: torabora at August 08, 2023 04:24 PM (vR5mE)
Open up a new attraction: Disney's Adventure To Where the Sun Don't Shine.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 08, 2023 04:33 PM (BdMk6)
https://tinyurl.com/44fjttca
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 08, 2023 04:24 PM (FVME7)
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I detest that clown. A failed astrophysicist (who got his name put on a few papers with about a dozen co-authors, i.e. a courtesy co-authorship) who ends up a high-profile "authority" on science strictly and solely because of his race.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 08, 2023 04:33 PM (YqDXo)
I used to to think it was DJT paying the pro-RDS and the RDS ppl paying the Pro-Trump. Because they are both so lame and they obv get some bat signal.
But I don't think DJT and his team think they need to do anything like that and they haven't in the past.
This looks more like a pure primary turnout depression tactic. Just make it all so annoying and dumb that ppl lose interest.
And that only benefits RDS.
Also, while I kinda like meatwad, I think his campaign team would do something like that. They're Bushies after all.
Posted by: Thesokorus
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GOP typical campaign crap is vote against the other guy not vote for my guy because he actually promises concrete policy proposals with no weasel words.
My guess is bot farms and wannabe political types which could even be foreign financed and not from either candidate you mentioned. No posting record, screaming invective, and short nics are all clues.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2023 04:33 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: torabora at August 08, 2023 04:33 PM (vR5mE)
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No chance they could boil her in a pot and eat her, rite?
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NO! You can't boil that, you gotta slow roast it to render the fat and melt down all the gristle.
Posted by: Bobby Flay at August 08, 2023 04:33 PM (bNy/6)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 08, 2023 04:32 PM (ppBhU)
Meatwad make the money, see? Meatwad gets the honeys G...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 08, 2023 04:34 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
H8R, it is their version of Tunnel of Love.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2023 04:34 PM (bk5GW)
Make sure your chirruns have a happy chirrunhood and avoid nasty sodomites and Disney crapola.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 08, 2023 04:34 PM (HTUD+)
Old and busted: "Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls" (and, of course, "sir," "miss," or "ma'am")
New Hotness: "Children of all ages" or "Friend"
Apparently, the Disney staff (called "cast members" in Disney parlance) call everyone "friend" now instead of "sir" or "ma'am." I don't know why they didn't just go with "comrade."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2023 04:34 PM (WkNQM)
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 08, 2023 04:34 PM (PjG+h)
Posted by: I refuse to do so at August 08, 2023 04:34 PM (Y4vVB)
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 08, 2023 04:34 PM (3drxe)
Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2023 04:26 PM (RHGPo)
You gouda believe it was an accident.
Posted by: dantesed at August 08, 2023 04:32 PM (193FS)
I hear the factory is now haunted by a muenster.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:34 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 08, 2023 04:34 PM (AZ9A8)
https://tinyurl.com/44fjttca
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 08, 2023
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i.e., the freaks among us are more evolved?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023
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In the way that mutants are more "evolved," yes. Of course, most mutants get dead before they can breed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2023 04:34 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 08, 2023 04:31 PM (pohLc)
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He of the "nuclear winter." Which he and his co-conspirators ginned up by pulling numbers of their asses.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 08, 2023 04:35 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2023 04:35 PM (MOY79)
Posted by: XTC at August 08, 2023 04:32 PM (UnA8+)
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So long as it was kept to the privacy of one's own closet, there was no problem. Go out in public and you're gonna get stares. You might get abused, but not all that often. If you make a scene, you'd be sent home. If you kept doing it, you'd be sent to the loony bin.
Versus now, where you become the face of a brand.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2023 04:35 PM (WkNQM)
For the children.
Posted by: Danda The Assbeater at August 08, 2023 04:35 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:34 PM (KbCG3)
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You're a whiz at these cheesy puns.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 08, 2023 04:36 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 08, 2023 04:36 PM (ppBhU)
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Maybe we should fund them to produce home pregnancy tests for the transgendered (M=>F) set, with the same degree oof accuracy as the COVID tests.
Flood the OB-Gyn offices with men requesting prenatal care. That would be worth a laugh.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2023 04:36 PM (l4B/J)
Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2023 04:26 PM (RHGPo)
You gouda believe it was an accident.
Posted by: dantesed at August 08, 2023 04:32 PM (193FS)
Puns are already starting to grate
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at August 08, 2023 04:36 PM (n+WKq)
I wonder if they had a problem with barbarians demanding 10-year-olds as tributes unless they were already betrothed.
That's the usual historical case when that kind of thing happens.
It's just that the "age of consent" used to be the age at which someone was considered capable of agreeing to marriage, rather than the age at which they were eligible for non-marital f*cking.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 08, 2023 04:37 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 08, 2023 04:34 PM (AZ9A
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It has promise. When the new park at Universal in Orlando opens (Epic Universe, I think it's called), it's going to cause some *real* headaches for Disney. Much worse than they have today.
If Heartland does well, it is going to be a real pimp-slap against Disney, because it was their people who did it after they were fired or made so miserable that they left. Like with Skydance Animation. If it does well, it's going to be a similar humiliation because it will be the same scenario, just with Pixar instead of parks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2023 04:37 PM (WkNQM)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 08, 2023 04:37 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 08, 2023 04:32 PM (ppBhU)
Meatwad make the money, see? Meatwad gets the honeys G...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 08, 2023 04:34 PM (xcxpd)
Ice on your toys? This guy gets it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:37 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 08, 2023 04:31 PM (pohLc)
Carl Sagan said that if Sadam blew up all the oil wells, it would take 50 years to put them out and we would enter a Mini Ice Age.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 08, 2023 04:38 PM (zLSAZ)
As proof of this, I’ve played the game “guess the tweet: NDT or Jayden Smith (Will Smith’s kid)” most people couldn’t guess better than random chance.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 08, 2023 04:38 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Wallace at August 08, 2023 04:38 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023
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You're a whiz at these cheesy puns.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 08, 2023
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That's why they call him "Pepper," Jack!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2023 04:38 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2023 04:26 PM (RHGPo)
You gouda believe it was an accident.
Posted by: dantesed at August 08, 2023 04:32 PM (193FS)
I hear the factory is now haunted by a muenster.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
New manager is Brie Larson
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 08, 2023 04:38 PM (lZVy/)
there are food products in England that have cartoonish representations of butchered young women on their advertising and packaging. I wish I could remember the names. It was on GB news, or Douglas Murray, one of those outlets.
they are drawings of barechested people who have scars on their chest instead of nipples.
Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2023 04:38 PM (pv38B)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 08, 2023 04:39 PM (EXyHK)
Ice on my fingers, on my toes and on my Tarrrrr-us.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 08, 2023 04:39 PM (PjG+h)
As proof of this, I’ve played the game “guess the tweet: NDT or Jayden Smith (Will Smith’s kid)” most people couldn’t guess better than random chance.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 08, 2023 04:38 PM (fKIdX)
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"Money is just, like, a construct man. Currency has no actual value! Someone should tell people, man!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 08, 2023 04:39 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2023 04:38 PM (J2vNu)
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Ah, "Pepper" Jack--a hilarious pimp on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2023 04:39 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2023 04:22 PM (pv38B
****
Why do you think I live there?
Posted by: Joetato at August 08, 2023 04:39 PM (vR5mE)
The hurdles are underground at this point.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:32 PM (KbCG3)
Some girls hate girly things. See if introducing her to the idea of "tomboy" helps.
Posted by: Robert at August 08, 2023 04:40 PM (1Yy3c)
Tyson: accept weirdos or you are an unevolved backwards knuckledragger. Accept them, and you are super evolved, progressive and a light bringer. How 'bout he just call us deplorables and get it over with.
Posted by: Notice how they are the elite and we are not
Are we not men?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2023 04:40 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 08, 2023 04:41 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 08, 2023 04:41 PM (MdEsl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2023 04:40 PM (63Dwl)
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Manly men. In tights.
TIGHT tights!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 08, 2023 04:41 PM (LvTSG)
Ice on my fingers, on my toes and on my Tarrrrr-us.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 08, 2023 04:39 PM (PjG+h)
Dude...are you serious? F.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:41 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 08, 2023 04:38 PM (zLSAZ)
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Now how the hell did he come off pontificating about that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 08, 2023 04:41 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 08, 2023 04:41 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2023 04:38 PM (J2vNu)
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Ah, "Pepper" Jack--a hilarious pimp on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 08, 2023 04:39 PM (YIVH2)
Gotta be down with a dude who loves Fraggle Rock.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:42 PM (KbCG3)
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So he was buried under de brie?
I’ll show myself out
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 08, 2023 04:30 PM (ezjwC)
Fck you, I don't work with surrender monkey cheese!!
Posted by: Zombie Italian cheesemaker at August 08, 2023 04:42 PM (llON8)
He really is the most entertaining thing Disney has produced in my lifetime.
Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2023 04:42 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline
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Wrong thread, that one was two threads ago. Turn right at the homepage and go down two blocks.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2023 04:29 PM (bk5GW)
......
I tell her to quit kissing the guy but she won't listen.
Posted by: wth at August 08, 2023 04:42 PM (v0R5T)
The Chinese proprietors were so straight up honest guys that they all skedaddled and are now likely setting up a new lab in an abandoned Sears mall near you.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 08, 2023 04:42 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 08, 2023 04:38 PM (zLSAZ)
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Now how the hell did he come off pontificating about that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 08, 2023 04:41 PM (YqDXo)
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I swear...so many people NEED an apocalypse. It's weird.
"Life is pretty good and will remain so for a while," is just unthinkable. No! Gaia is going to crush us like bugs!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 08, 2023 04:42 PM (LvTSG)
I preferred climbing trees and plying in the dirt, fishing and riding my bike to playing with dolls.
So glad I grew up in the 70s and 80s.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 08, 2023 04:42 PM (HCL3E)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 08, 2023 04:41 PM (MdEsl)
Why would any sane man be divorcing a catch like that???
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 08, 2023 04:42 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Disney at August 08, 2023 04:43 PM (ZBPE2)
Jane Friedman is a fairly prolific author on how to get published. She reports that someone has generated a bunch of books using AI and slapped Friedman's name on them. Both Amazon and Goodreads have added these books to the author's list of publications. Friedman has talked with Amazon and they say that because Friedman hasn't copywritten her name, they can't remove the books.
You know what to do, Morons. I suggest you start with lefty "authors" like Obama, Tribe, the Clintons, etc.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2023 04:43 PM (V1QHJ)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:41 PM (KbCG3)
We're discussing ATHF, so yes I am serious. Quite serious.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 08, 2023 04:43 PM (PjG+h)
Posted by: wth
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Well she oughta be able to sue in NY State or somewheres for that outrage.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2023 04:43 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 08, 2023 04:43 PM (xTRSc)
The hurdles are underground at this point.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:32 PM (KbCG3)
Some girls hate girly things. See if introducing her to the idea of "tomboy" helps.
Posted by: Robert at August 08, 2023 04:40 PM (1Yy3c)
I'm not doing a dang thing. Haven't spoken to her in years. I guess last time family saw her, she decided to just let her facial hair grow out. Kid is the product of some messed up people (my cousin was an addict), so I can't even imagine.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:43 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2023 04:43 PM (V1QHJ)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 08, 2023 04:37 PM (ou9hh)
oh come on, you know that "consent to marriage" thing is just a cover story. What 10 or 12 year old girl had the wisdom and/or brainpower to make up her mind about a decision that would affect her for the rest of her life?
What other longterm life-impacting conditions were 10 = 12 year old girls considered capable of consenting to? Owning property certainly wasn't one of them.
Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2023 04:43 PM (pv38B)
I swear...so many people NEED an apocalypse. It's weird.
"Life is pretty good and will remain so for a while," is just unthinkable. No! Gaia is going to crush us like bugs!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 08, 2023 04:42 PM (LvTSG)
Haha, take a look at those gullible Christians always saying that Jesus is going to come back every 5 years. Doesn’t it feel good to be so much smarter than them?
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 08, 2023 04:44 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 08, 2023 04:38 PM (zLSAZ)
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Now how the hell did he come off pontificating about that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 08, 2023 04:41 PM (YqDXo)
He went to the Neil deGrasse school of pontificating.
Posted by: Archer at August 08, 2023 04:44 PM (gmo/4)
Back to the Who Wears It Better - and sells it better - competitions. Yay!
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemies. at August 08, 2023 04:44 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 08, 2023 04:44 PM (fKIdX)
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The secret is to never put a date on it and always say that it's 5 years away.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 08, 2023 04:45 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:41 PM (KbCG3)
We're discussing ATHF, so yes I am serious. Quite serious.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 08, 2023 04:43 PM (PjG+h)
I cannot believe I have been singing that wrong for 20 something years.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:45 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 08, 2023 04:37 PM (ou9hh)
****
Word
Posted by: Zombie Mohammed at August 08, 2023 04:45 PM (vR5mE)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 08, 2023 04:45 PM (xTRSc)
This is my wife. She hates the color pink, doing girly crafting things, dresses, etc.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2023 04:45 PM (V1QHJ)
Posted by: kallisto
Marriage?
Posted by: Moe Hamid at August 08, 2023 04:46 PM (lZVy/)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:41 PM (KbCG3)
We're discussing ATHF, so yes I am serious. Quite serious.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 08, 2023 04:43 PM (PjG+h)
#1 in the Hood
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 08, 2023 04:46 PM (xcxpd)
The idea that the world is going to end because divine sky captain is going to come in the clouds, end history, and impose a final judgment is irrational nonsense for losers who can't cope with reality. The idea that the Gaia is going to judge us unworthy and end us is tight scientific thinking.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 08, 2023 04:46 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 08, 2023 04:38 PM (zLSAZ)
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Now how the hell did he come off pontificating about that?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Back off, man! He's a scientist!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 08, 2023 04:46 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 08, 2023 04:38 PM (zLSAZ)
I will give him this, if we sat on our thumbs for fifty years, and burned off all the oil there, there might have been cooling.
I always wondered what his calculations were based on.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2023 04:47 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 08, 2023 04:38 PM (zLSAZ)
Carl was never interested in Red Adair's work.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 08, 2023 04:47 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 08, 2023 04:44 PM (fKIdX)
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The secret is to never put a date on it and always say that it's 5 years away.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Flag on the play--logical fallacy--millenialism.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2023 04:47 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: Seann Altman at August 08, 2023 04:47 PM (BZOqj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 08, 2023 04:45 PM
Just like the global warming and peak oil crowds. Make a date 5 years in the future and when that date comes claim the models are now saying we are all gonna die five more years in the future so you can keep up that sweet grifting.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2023 04:47 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:41 PM (KbCG3)
We're discussing ATHF, so yes I am serious. Quite serious.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 08, 2023 04:43 PM (PjG+h)
#1 in the Hood
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 08, 2023 04:46 PM (xcxpd)
Billy Witchdoctor-dot-com has one convenient locations...
...in Africa.
Posted by: XTC at August 08, 2023 04:48 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2023 04:26 PM (RHGPo)
Jeepers. There must have been nothing left but a schmear
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2023 04:48 PM (xhaym)
Or just do what the Jehova's Witnesses did. They got tired of pushing out the date and disappearing publications with their old failed predictions and simply started claiming Jehova already returned and revealed Himself to some of them. You didn't hear about it because you weren't good enough to be invited.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2023 04:48 PM (V1QHJ)
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 08, 2023 04:48 PM (AgX0+)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2023 04:48 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 08, 2023 04:46 PM (ppBhU)
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Apocalyptic cults in general confuse me. I simply do not see the appeal, but they pop up throughout history regularly, no matter the relative wealth of the population.
Probably has something to do with the fact that humans are bred with the sense that they are small, unworthy, and that nothing is permanent, but I can process that without thinking that a meteor is going to crash on my head in the next 10 minutes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 08, 2023 04:48 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2023 04:48 PM (MOY79)
This is not meant to be taken literally. It can actually include any manufacturer of dairy products or dairy adjacent products.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2023 04:49 PM (l4B/J)
Posted by: ShainS
The Universe balances because Mickey has a new bonus hole.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2023 04:49 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Flag on the play--logical fallacy--millenialism.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2023 04:47 PM (bk5GW)
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*gives whig a noogie right before throwing him in prison for wrongthink*
-the WEF
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 08, 2023 04:49 PM (LvTSG)
But I was a kid, so I didn’t realize how big an idiot Sagan was.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 08, 2023 04:49 PM (xTRSc)
"Life is pretty good and will remain so for a while," is just unthinkable. No! Gaia is going to crush us like bugs!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 08, 2023 04:42 PM (LvTSG)
There's an old Dane Cook bit about people hearing a car crash and running out to gather around. No matter that they didn't see anything, they want to help out with the investigation by telling the cops what they were doing at that exact second.
Similar thing to this. People want to be a part of or victims of something. Every generation has had some sort of suffering, so why should we be robbed of this victimhood status?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:49 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at August 08, 2023 04:49 PM (ytSiK)
Posted by: David French at August 08, 2023 04:49 PM (BZOqj)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 08, 2023 04:50 PM (HTUD+)
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They seem to always miss that line in Scripture where Jesus says not even He knows the time or hour, but His Father only
So thems peeps gonna tell me they know something even uh, the Lord Jesus Himself doesn't?
Go scratch
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 08, 2023 04:50 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 08, 2023 04:50 PM (TZ75n)
Posted by: Archer at August 08, 2023 04:44 PM
Given the timeline, it is more logical to assume that deGrasse went to the Sagan School of Pontificating.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 08, 2023 04:50 PM (a3Q+t)
Similar thing to this. People want to be a part of or victims of something. Every generation has had some sort of suffering, so why should we be robbed of this victimhood status?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:49 PM (KbCG3)
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Cook and I share tenures at the BK lounge. There were pickles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 08, 2023 04:50 PM (LvTSG)
Two thumbs up.
Posted by: torabora at August 08, 2023 04:50 PM (vR5mE)
Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2023 04:26 PM (RHGPo)
Jeepers. There must have been nothing left but a schmear
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2023 04:48 PM (xhaym)
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Gouda'nuff to be the cause of death for the coroner.
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 08, 2023 04:50 PM (AgX0+)
I saw a film on all the different teams with different solutions that came together to put out the wells. My favorite was an old Russian tank with jet engines strapped to the top. They rolled the tank up to the flaming well and blew out the fire with air and water pushed out the jet engines.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2023 04:50 PM (V1QHJ)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2023 04:47 PM (QNSds)
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And you need to say hysterically that it's almost too late already, SO WE MUST DO SOMETHING DRASTIC AND STUPID RIGHT NOW!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 08, 2023 04:50 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2023 04:51 PM (JTwsP)
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The idea that the world is going to end because divine sky captain is going to come in the clouds, end history, and impose a final judgment is irrational nonsense for losers who can't cope with reality. The idea that the Gaia is going to judge us unworthy and end us is tight scientific thinking.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 08, 2023 04:46 PM (ppBhU)
The TREES, man. The trees are mad.
Posted by: M Night Shamalamadingdong at August 08, 2023 04:51 PM (llON8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2023 04:51 PM (JTwsP)
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*nods sagaciously*
Zod.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 08, 2023 04:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
That's udder nonsense.
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 08, 2023 04:51 PM (lZVy/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
For a materialist, they catastrophize because the end of themselves is the worse thing they can imagine but recognizing that also gives them freedom to do loathsome acts because nothing matters. Nihilism with a nasty stinger. They should just do a Nietzsche and go mad quietly.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2023 04:51 PM (bk5GW)
Cook and I share tenures at the BK lounge. There were pickles.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 08, 2023 04:50 PM (LvTSG)
I did not know how well a Dane Cook reference would go over.
Hope you had coups.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:52 PM (KbCG3)
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So he was buried under de brie?
I’ll show myself out
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at August 08, 2023 04:30 PM (ezjwC)
Not possible. I don't have enough to smother a man. Unfortunately.
Posted by: Brie Larson at August 08, 2023 04:52 PM (/iWhV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
That's udder nonsense.
Posted by: Joe Mama
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At least Elmer and Else Borden had the sense to be of the same species where the parts fit.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2023 04:52 PM (bk5GW)
*****
At least he died doing what he loved...
Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2023 04:53 PM (l4B/J)
I’m old enough to remember “Unisex” fashion was a thing with the academic types for a time in the early 70s. It didn’t catch on, but later on they tried getting boys to play with dolls, and little girls to play with toy dump trucks. Immutable sex characteristics were anathema, and always have been, apparently.
Boys have long been treated in schools as defective Girls by the largely female quacks and saboteurs and kiddie fuckers in modern Education.
Getting them to go full Drag Queen is just an extension of all of this. “Toxic Masculinity” you see. They hate everything, and they are fucking bug nuts crazy, and they command the great heights of the regulatory state.
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Just mull over every crack pot whack job thing you’ve ever heard a deranged leftist say.
Now imagine that actually codified into federal law. We’re watching this happen in real time. First during the Clinton regime, and then warp speed under Obie. They have been waiting for this moment for a LONG time.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2023 04:53 PM (ttNwz)
...struggling to breathe under several hundred pounds of carefully aged dairy products.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2023 04:53 PM (l4B/J)
‘It’s Harry’s turn’: Harry’s Razors features trans ‘man’ with double mastectomy scars in ad
bizpacreview.com
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 08, 2023 04:53 PM (uQPen)
Two thumbs up.
Posted by: torabora at August 08, 2023 04:50 PM (vR5mE)
Which brings to mind a question but which color on the gay flag represents sailors?
Posted by: Robert at August 08, 2023 04:53 PM (1Yy3c)
...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 08, 2023 04:48 PM (LvTSG)
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*JWs have entered the chat*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2023 04:53 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Redenzo at August 08, 2023 04:53 PM (8hC6f)
Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2023 04:53 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Muldoon
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Probably the Gorgonzola, it stinks like that.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2023 04:53 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 08, 2023 04:54 PM (AgX0+)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 08, 2023 04:54 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2023 04:53 PM (iziT
Whatever happened to:
The milkman
The paper boy
The evening TV?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:54 PM (KbCG3)
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It's even more incoherent than that. Gaia is apparently so mad at us that she/xhe/they/xe is making the planet warmer which is creating more vegetation and greenery which is uh, creating more food for the population, which is uh, expanding lifespans and improving quality of life and uh
uhhhhhhh beep bop general protection fault error...
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 08, 2023 04:54 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger
*******
Hah!
(I wish I had thought of that!)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2023 04:54 PM (l4B/J)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2023 04:54 PM (guGkK)
Tiffany Gomas
The woman behind the viral airplane meltdown has been identified as a Texas marketing executive and Oklahoma State University graduate.
Those who know, know ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2023 04:55 PM (xG4kz)
Hope you had coups.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:52 PM (KbCG3)
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LOL, dammit!! Beat me to it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 08, 2023 04:55 PM (DRSnL)
Gouda greek, people, give it a briek.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 08, 2023 04:55 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: eleven
The tubes were too hard to digest, so they faded out.
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 08, 2023 04:55 PM (lZVy/)
Posted by: Common Tater at August 08, 2023 04:53 PM (ttNwz)
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Its been happening in California for 30 years. Its happening everywhere else now.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2023 04:55 PM (JvZF+)
Hope you had coups.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:52 PM (KbCG3)
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LOL, dammit!! Beat me to it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 08, 2023 04:55 PM (DRSnL)
You ain't getting in without coups.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:55 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2023
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I'm on the verge of constructing a pun based on "Gorgonzola."
No I'm not.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2023 04:56 PM (J2vNu)
The paper boy
The evening TV?
**********************
Speaking of which
Why is there never a pool girl? No there's always a pool boy named Paolo cleaning the pool, but never a pool girl in a string bikini? Where's the equity in that?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 08, 2023 04:56 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2023 04:53 PM (iziT
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The proliferation of fast food restaurants and pizza/other food home delivery?
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 08, 2023 04:56 PM (AgX0+)
Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2023 04:56 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2023 04:53 PM (iziT8 )
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They're going to my head.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 08, 2023 04:56 PM (DRSnL)
That's what i want to know.
Murder cheese is the most prized of cheeses.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 08, 2023 04:56 PM (ppBhU)
The woman behind the viral airplane meltdown has been identified as a Texas marketing executive and Oklahoma State University graduate.
Those who know, know ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2023 04:55 PM (xG4kz)
Was that the chick that insisted that a guy in the back wasn't there?
Posted by: Robert at August 08, 2023 04:56 PM (1Yy3c)
uhhhhhhh beep bop general protection fault error...
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger
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They worship death and such an outcome is unthinkable to them. Just like the stupid Oppenheimer quote--no wonder Harry hated the guy.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2023 04:56 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 08, 2023 04:56 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 08, 2023 04:41 PM (MdEsl)
He was real, real dead.
Posted by: M Night Shamalamadingdong at August 08, 2023 04:57 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 08, 2023 04:57 PM (LHop7)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2023 04:57 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Robert at August 08, 2023 04:53 PM (1Yy3c)
For gay seamen?
What color for seamen?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 08, 2023 04:57 PM (TzW+Y)
Why is there never a pool girl? No there's always a pool boy named Paolo cleaning the pool, but never a pool girl in a string bikini? Where's the equity in that?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 08, 2023 04:56 PM (VTu1l)
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Isn't that what the French Maid in the string bikini outfit is for!?
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 08, 2023 04:57 PM (AgX0+)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 08, 2023
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Reported by "Cheddar News"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2023 04:57 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2023 04:53 PM (iziT8 )
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They're going to my head.
Posted by: Jordan61
ZZ Top fan, I gather.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 08, 2023 04:57 PM (TZ75n)
The paper boy
The evening TV?
**********************
Speaking of which
Why is there never a pool girl? No there's always a pool boy named Paolo cleaning the pool, but never a pool girl in a string bikini? Where's the equity in that?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 08, 2023 04:56 PM (VTu1l)
One of my favorite summer memories as a teen:
Working grounds crew at a golf course. The owner (my cousin) hired this chick he was banging to repaint the clubhouse.
She did. In a bikini. Who says watching paint dry is boring?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:57 PM (KbCG3)
The service would have been open casket if it weren't for the smell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2023 04:57 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 08, 2023 04:58 PM (xTRSc)
Why is there never a pool girl? No there's always a pool boy named Paolo cleaning the pool, but never a pool girl in a string bikini? Where's the equity in that?
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger
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Has to do with extraction of wealth. Win the lottery and you will get pool girls galore but not one of them will clean the pool.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2023 04:58 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2023 04:26 PM (RHGPo)
The wheels are coming off.
Posted by: ... at August 08, 2023 04:58 PM (lX8VI)
The milkman
The paper boy
The evening TV?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 08, 2023 04:54 PM (KbCG3)
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Well, the paper boy ended up as a newsreader on MSNBC. Dunno about the others.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 08, 2023 04:59 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2023 04:59 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 08, 2023 04:57 PM (TZ75n)
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MTV in the 80's fan, mostly.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 08, 2023 04:59 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at August 08, 2023 04:59 PM (2YtOq)
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I want to put on an alien mask and go visit her just to see what BDSM type fun transpires
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 08, 2023 04:59 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 08, 2023 04:59 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem
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That is the way to bet. But remember what Bismarck supposedly said about the US.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2023 04:59 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: Buzz Lightintheloafersyear at August 08, 2023 05:00 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2023
***
They're still around, but now they're known as "frozen" or "microwave" dinners. Banquet, Marie Callender, Smart Ones, all that stuff.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2023 05:00 PM (J2vNu)
*shrug* Considering that back then it would have been her parents making the arrangements, and just getting her yea or nay, and possibly ignoring the "nay"...
And at that age it might just have been a betrothal, which was only nearly as binding as marriage, and generally shouldn't involve consummation of the union.
It's not like today.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 08, 2023 05:00 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 08, 2023 05:00 PM (LHop7)
pretty damn sackable
Posted by: REDACTED at August 08, 2023 04:59 PM (us2H3)
Sure, if you can live up to being a real man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 08, 2023 05:01 PM (guGkK)
Pretty sure the people who made Real Genius did.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 08, 2023 05:01 PM (EXyHK)
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It's an op.
Seriously though.
Posted by: ... at August 08, 2023 05:01 PM (lX8VI)
He really is the most entertaining thing Disney has produced in my lifetime.
Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2023 04:42 PM (iziT
DIS announces Q2 earnings tomorrow. That should be interesting.
Posted by: Brie Larson at August 08, 2023 05:01 PM (/iWhV)
Disaster!
Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2023 05:01 PM (l4B/J)
Halliburton put them out.
I wonder why they were never celebrated for doing that? Yep it's a real headscratcher why the conspicuously smart people didn't praise them to death.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 08, 2023 05:01 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 08, 2023 05:00 PM (LHop7)
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Classic. Their roast turkey dinner was also terrific.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2023 05:01 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 08, 2023
***
I think the Swanson name is still around. Birdseye, too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2023 05:01 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Brie Larson at August 08, 2023 05:01 PM (/iWhV)
_____________
Sales are flat?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 08, 2023 05:01 PM (YqDXo)
https://tinyurl.com/mpmahmzz
Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2023 05:01 PM (V1QHJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2023 05:02 PM (l4B/J)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 08, 2023 04:57 PM (LHop7)
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Indeed. There's a conservative (likely Christian)-produced recent movie out called "Nefarious" that's being marketed as a modern take on or analog to The Screwtape Letters.
Haven't seen it though.
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 08, 2023 05:02 PM (AgX0+)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 08, 2023 05:02 PM (3c8Dz)
pretty damn sackable
Posted by: REDACTED at August 08, 2023 04:59 PM (us2H3)
Just use positions where you can watch her hands.
Also, make sure you sleep in a separate bedroom secured with an armored door.
Posted by: Archer at August 08, 2023 05:02 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: ...
Re Harry's Razor,
Ah, the conspiracy of criminal dunces strikes again.
I surely buy razor blades for what they put on their ads. Bless their stupid little hearts.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2023 05:03 PM (bk5GW)
There were several teams from all over the world who helped put out the oil well fires.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2023 05:03 PM (V1QHJ)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 08, 2023 05:03 PM (LHop7)
You will never be a woman. Since the people who love you won't say it, it's up to us to do so.
Posted by: NR Pax at August 08, 2023 05:03 PM (dq3yI)
Haven't seen it though.
It's well made. Kinda boring though.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 08, 2023 05:04 PM (ppBhU)
I wonder why they were never celebrated for doing that? Yep it's a real headscratcher why the conspicuously smart people didn't praise them to death.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 08, 2023 05:01 PM (44ww/)
______________
I loved leftists claiming that Dick Cheney as VP was shoveling big bucks to his friends. Sure, he quit a $20 million per year job to take up a $200 K per year job to help his friends.
Must've been damn good friends.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 08, 2023 05:04 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 08, 2023 05:04 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2023 05:04 PM (Fw7SF)
Haven't seen it though.
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 08, 2023
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Early this year I bought a hardback "annotated" copy of Screwtape. The plan was to tuck it into my briefcase and have it available to dip into if I got caught in a bad traffic jam, or had a long wait at the doctor, etc. Somehow I never got around to it; the book is too nice to stuff into my bag and let it get banged up. I still want to reread it, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 08, 2023 05:05 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem
On the bright side, it won't be a flood this time but fire.
Posted by: whig at August 08, 2023 05:05 PM (bk5GW)
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I saw that, good acting but completely unrealistic.
Any real demon will lie its ass off like a mofo about literally everything, not dropping truth bombs like a veritable mouthpiece for the writer who wrote the book the movie is based on.
In other words it'd be talking like Fauci
Plus it had Glenn Beck which immediately reduced the credibility to nil
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 08, 2023 05:06 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Brie Larson at August 08, 2023 05:01 PM (/iWhV)
_____________
Sales are flat?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 08, 2023 05:01 PM (YqDXo)
Bravo!
*off cheesy sock*
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 08, 2023 05:07 PM (/iWhV)
Hated that as a kid.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 08, 2023 05:07 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at August 08, 2023 05:07 PM (sDsZ+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2023 05:07 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 08, 2023 05:08 PM (B1FKF)
Any real demon will lie its ass off like a mofo about literally everything, not dropping truth bombs like a veritable mouthpiece for the writer who wrote the book the movie is based on.
In other words it'd be talking like Fauci
Plus it had Glenn Beck which immediately reduced the credibility to nil
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at August 08, 2023 05:06 PM (VTu1l)
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Haven't seen it, but the devil is usually portrayed as mixing lies with truth to confuse, like in The Exorcist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 08, 2023 05:08 PM (LvTSG)
Most of the movie takes place in a prison interview room. Seems like a budget production, but the 2 main characters really do a tremendous job, I watched it twice in a day.
There are no Christian characters in the movie. The psychiatrist is an atheist, the convict is a mass murderer who professes to be possessed by a demon named Nefarious.
It's damn good.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 08, 2023 05:08 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Ben Had
That one was tee-d up for me.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 08, 2023 05:08 PM (3c8Dz)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 08, 2023 04:41 PM (MdEsl)
I think I saw someone's drawing of it, with Donnie Darko's rabbit sitting in one of the seats.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2023 05:08 PM (xhaym)
Tiffany Gomas
pretty damn sackable
Posted by: REDACTED
Going through a (difficult) divorce, by some accounts.
Her CQ (craziness quotient) is currently unknown.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2023 05:08 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 08, 2023 05:00 PM
We would have killed for a TV dinner when I was a kid. We had to split two heels of bread and one scoop of peanut butter from an almost empty jar between four kids for dinner when my parents went out.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2023 05:08 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2023 05:02 PM
Not having an end to meat works for me.
Posted by: Brie Larson at August 08, 2023 05:09 PM (a3Q+t)
-
So destroying education, wealth, the economy, science was a small price to pay.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 08, 2023 05:09 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 08, 2023 05:00 PM (ou9hh)
3
I'm not sure what you mean by that statement, and I do not intend to get granular wrt this discussion. The last point I"m going to make when it concerns the historical age of consent, is that it would be very naive to assume that the prepubescent age of consent was not used as cover by adult males who intended to make sexual playthings of their young family members or even in brothels.
Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2023 05:09 PM (pv38B)
Posted by: Zombie Mohammed"
Yeah, he would nave been one of the reasons everybody else arranged betrothals for their daughters when the girls were in single digits.
Because if you messed with a betrothed girl, everyone in her city had complete justification to kill you.
Unbetrothed girls were fair game.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 08, 2023 05:09 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2023 05:09 PM (Fw7SF)
No chance they could boil her in a pot and eat her, rite?
Gotta sous vide that shithead.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 08, 2023 05:10 PM (q7L63)
and w bush's daughters were partying, too. it's on the laptop that the government won't release.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 08, 2023 05:11 PM (B1FKF)
unless the child-fucking was kept in the family
Posted by: kallisto at August 08, 2023 05:11 PM (pv38B)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 08, 2023 05:12 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: John Bobbit at August 08, 2023 05:12 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 08, 2023 05:11 PM (B1FKF)
___________________
What company had the infrastructure and experience to service the military needs (food, etc.) in Iraq? How about a company that had operated for decades in various deserts?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 08, 2023 05:13 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ben Had
That about covers it.
"Teleme cheese is a California developed cheese and is still made by hand to this day with the original recipe in Los Banos"
Never eat cheese from the bathroom!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 08, 2023 05:13 PM (3c8Dz)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 08, 2023 05:13 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2023 05:14 PM (Fw7SF)
Posted by: Brie Larson at August 08, 2023 05:01 PM (/iWhV)
Valiant Renegade is streaming it live and should be good fun.
Park attendance is down, and they only had 2 movies make money Avatar and Guardians 3 made money the rest flopped
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 08, 2023 05:14 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 08, 2023 05:14 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: bonhomme
Richard the Night Stalker Ramirez? Weren't his last words “I’ll see you all at Disneyland?”
Disney should have stalked up on crucifixes and holy water.
Posted by: Rex B at August 08, 2023 05:15 PM (k0MVD)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 08, 2023 05:15 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 08, 2023 05:15 PM (oGiDo)
I mean that it's not like today when women are expected to evaluate their own potential husbands and therefore have to have the wisdom and discernment to weed out the bad ones entirely on their own.
That's how society is these days and it's reasonable to change the ages of consent to reflect the way society is.
"it would be very naive to assume that the prepubescent age of consent was not used as cover by adult males [with bad intentions]"
I'm sure there was some of that. It wouldn't be a trope in stories if there weren't.
But assuming that that's the only reason an entire society would change their laws to enable that also assumes that every male in society has bad intentions toward young children.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 08, 2023 05:15 PM (ou9hh)
I think you mean like with the tilde mark.
The same mistakes gets made with anos.
One mean years, the other means anus.
In spanish, I mean...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 08, 2023 05:15 PM (MeG8a)
'TV' dinners circa 60's, 70's and beyond were the equivalent of Artificial Intelligence claims today. You got corn in your cobbler? We meant to do that. Why don't you understand?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 08, 2023 05:16 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 08, 2023 05:16 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 08, 2023 05:16 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Disney Ad Pitch at August 08, 2023 05:16 PM (oHd/0)
Never eat cheese from the bathroom!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 08, 2023
***
Dawn-day ess-tah lah bann-yo?
Posted by: Tourist who missed some Berlitz lessons at August 08, 2023 05:17 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 08, 2023 05:17 PM (NtVYv)
I think you mean like with the tilde mark.
The same mistakes gets made with anos.
One mean years, the other means anus.
In spanish, I mean...
Posted by: gourmand
I defer to the gourmand!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 08, 2023 05:17 PM (3c8Dz)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 08, 2023 05:17 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 08, 2023 05:17 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 08, 2023 05:16 PM (B1FKF)
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365 re 353: yeah, unfortunately michelle obama and hillary didn't have any college friends who ran any companies that could do
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 08, 2023 05:16 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 08, 2023 05:18 PM (YqDXo)
WTF?
I miss the days of Femalien: Cosmic Crush
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 08, 2023 05:18 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2023 05:18 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: SMOD at August 08, 2023 04:26 PM (RHGPo)
You gouda believe it was an accident.
Posted by: dantesed at August 08, 2023 04:32 PM (193FS)
If it were Swiss cheese he might have had a chance.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2023 05:19 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 08, 2023 05:17 PM
That's why we were invented. Just disregard the fact that we contain over 4,000 milligrams of sodium about twice your daily recommended intake.
Posted by: Hungry Man TV Dinners at August 08, 2023 05:19 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2023 05:19 PM (QNSds)
If it were Swiss cheese he might have had a chance.
Posted by: Oldcat
By all that's holey, you're right!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 08, 2023 05:19 PM (3c8Dz)
It's not like today.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 08, 2023 05:00 PM (ou9hh)
In about 1850 the age of consent to marry was lowered in the Oregon Territory by the provisional government to 12. This was for one done because the provisional government was broke and there were a number of orphans dependent on help, and the second reason had to do with how much land a settler could claim under the donation land claim laws, and that the amount was doubled if the settler was married, but not married to an Indian.
Mary Allen who was 12 years old, was married to Adam Wimple who was later accused of murdering her, hiding her under the floorboards of their house and burning the house to conceal the murder. The resulting trial in Clackamas County convicted Adam Wimple using the first forensic evidence in a murder trial in the Oregon territory.
History is fun.
https://tinyurl.com/y2ddyw3f
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2023 05:19 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 08, 2023 05:19 PM (B1FKF)
One mean years, the other means anus.
In spanish, I mean...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 08, 2023 05:15 PM (MeG8a)
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One of the first things my HS Spanish teacher taught us. "If you ask someone '¿cuantos anos tienes tu?' they are gonna say, 'I hope only one'."
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 08, 2023 05:19 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 08, 2023 05:17 PM (pohLc)
Even Hungry Jack needed the "Man Handler" variant to fill you up.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2023 05:20 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 08, 2023 05:20 PM (CDn/C)
Posted by: Don Lemon at August 08, 2023 05:20 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2023 05:20 PM (JvZF+)
History is fun.
Not for Mary Allen!
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 08, 2023 05:21 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 08, 2023 05:21 PM (B1FKF)
https://youtu.be/Iiik7GeNAXc?t=57
Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2023 05:22 PM (V1QHJ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 08, 2023 05:15 PM (xTRSc)
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Doing the job that Americans won't do.
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 08, 2023 05:22 PM (AgX0+)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2023 05:22 PM (e4fEA)
What I remember about TV dinners was needing to eat 2 to actually feel like you ate something.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 08, 2023 05:17 PM
Half of the Indian Ocean sea bottom is covered with the aluminum serving trays from Swanson Foods TV dinners. If people had only eaten half as much the problem would be less.
Posted by: Karen CheChe at August 08, 2023 05:22 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 08, 2023 05:19 PM (B1FKF)
I have declared Job "non canon" because nobody comes out of it looking good. Even Job.
The "Westley Crusher" ending where things are made all better by just replacing the family they killed with a substitute family like that makes it all better...
Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2023 05:23 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Diogenes
My kids loved DisneyWorld and all have said they never want to go again.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 08, 2023 05:23 PM (CDn/C)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2023 05:24 PM (xG4kz)
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2y1jou
Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 08, 2023 05:24 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: Hungry Man TV Dinners at August 08, 2023 05:19 PM (QNSds)
And who made that salt recommendation? I believe it was the same government entity that gave us the food pyramid.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 08, 2023 05:24 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 08, 2023 05:19 PM
*looks at chronometer*
To the starboard!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2023 05:24 PM (Wnv9h)
Definitely a palate cleanser to that Minnie thing.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 08, 2023 05:25 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 08, 2023 05:20 PM (CDn/C)
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A number of targeted large-city strikes worldwide would give us probably 1,000 years of near-Paradise.
[Dear God, Please:] Make Smiting Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 08, 2023 05:25 PM (AgX0+)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 08, 2023 05:17 PM
That's why we were invented. Just disregard the fact that we contain over 4,000 milligrams of sodium about twice your daily recommended intake.
Posted by: Hungry Man TV Dinners at August 08, 2023 05:19 PM (QNSds)
Its ok for TV dinners because the tube tv drains sodium out of your body with its tube rays.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2023 05:25 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: goatexchange at August 08, 2023 05:25 PM (APPN8)
Stupid autocorrect.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 08, 2023 05:25 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Karen CheChe at August 08, 2023 05:22 PM (enJYY)
This makes the ocean a source for aluminum, so mine it.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2023 05:26 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 08, 2023 05:20 PM (CDn/C)
Sing along, everybody!
https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=hkTgYiMDRHY
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 08, 2023 05:27 PM (llON8)
My rule of thumb is - if the sodium content is off the chart - you might be better off dipping your private parts in a salt shaker and going to town. If suitably equipped.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 08, 2023 05:27 PM (enJYY)
[Dear God, Please:] Make Smiting Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club
I'm in! Just let me be just outside of Philly so I can laugh as it gets destroyed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 08, 2023 05:27 PM (CDn/C)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 08, 2023 05:24 PM (BdMk6)
Yes, the FDA definitely a tool of big Pepper.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 08, 2023 05:27 PM (eoQWY)
Cheese shop owner: Sorry, we were supposed to have received some but there was a tragic accident at the factory.
Posted by: Monty Python at August 08, 2023 05:27 PM (wu87C)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 08, 2023 05:21 PM (ppBhU)
They buried her on the property, and then when Adam Wimple was hanged, they brought the body down from Oregon City, exhumed Mary, and buried Adam in the same grave, with Mary re-interred on top of him.
No clue as to why besides thinking "revenge"
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2023 05:28 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: goatexchange at August 08, 2023 05:29 PM (APPN8)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 08, 2023 05:29 PM (pohLc)
https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=hkTgYiMDRHY
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Funniest thing I have seen in months!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 08, 2023 05:30 PM (CDn/C)
Did you listen to the audio? The perp was definitely using a full auto.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 08, 2023 05:30 PM (V1QHJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 08, 2023 05:30 PM (Fw7SF)
I'm in! Just let me be just outside of Philly so I can laugh as it gets destroyed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 08, 2023 05:27 PM
I'm 20 miles out and watched some nuke videos recently from 6 miles out and things look kinda good. Maybe. You're invited to watch, stay awhile, put your feet up.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 08, 2023 05:31 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Archer at August 08, 2023 05:32 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 08, 2023 05:00 PM (LHop7)
Steve McQueen made it cool to eat TV dinners.
Posted by: Gref at August 08, 2023 05:35 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 08, 2023 05:38 PM (xhaym)
Steve McQueen made it cool to eat TV dinners.
Posted by: Gref at August 08, 2023 05:35 PM
Well, this isn't my first rodeo, but you can enjoy more TV dinners with a reverse mortgage. Listen, I don't want the sheriff to scotch tape an 'Evicted' notice to your front door. But a reverse mortgage could work for you. For a while.
Posted by: Tom Selleck at August 08, 2023 05:40 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Danimal28 at August 08, 2023 05:40 PM (ryUqI)
They're all deviant faggots who want to bang your kids.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 08, 2023 05:51 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at August 08, 2023 06:07 PM (9x93I)
But assuming that that's the only reason an entire society would change their laws to enable that also assumes that every male in society has bad intentions toward young children.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 08, 2023 05:15 PM (ou9hh
No, the assumption that every male has bad intent does not need to be the case. However, a significant cohort of men would benefit from this lowered age of consent, let's say...the elites.
And who is pushing the current lowering age of consent to medical procedures? It started in OR where in hospitals children as young as 13 were given the right to consent or refuse medical procedures. That has now been expanded in many jurisdictions to children being given the right of consent to mutilate their bodies in order to live up to their "true gender".
Who is pushing this agenda? Not every man or woman in society, just a significant cohort: The elites. Why? Because they
have something to gain from it. The medical elites realize financial gain, and the academic and political elites realize p3dophilic satisfaction and fulfillment.
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