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Megan Rapinoe Finishes Her Soccer Career In Disgrace
She had a penalty kick that could have won the game, which was tied 0-0 at the time and would later be lost on free kicks, versus Sweden in the Round of 16 of the World Cup.
She decided to boot the ball into the sixth row, and then grin about it afterwards. This the first time the US "Women's" team has exited the World Cup this early in history.BREAKING: Woke US Women’s Soccer Humiliation
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) August 6, 2023
After winning back-to-back World Cups the heavily favored Team USA has been ELIMINATED by Sweden in the 16th round.
Team USA’s downfall was delivered by anti-America, anti-woman activist Megan Rapinoe’s EMBARRASSING free kick here 🥴 pic.twitter.com/uO3aDQcYbl
The penalty kick was not the most embarrassing moment from Megan Rapinoe this World Cup.
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) August 7, 2023
At what point do we assume she just was purposely throwing the matches?
pic.twitter.com/81Ku2UzQi6
🚨WATCH THIS🚨
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) August 7, 2023
No professional “athlete” can suck this hard. At a certain point of disgrace your pride steps in. The coach is forced to bench.
I’m now 100% convinced Megan Rapinoe intentionally sabotaged Team USA.
Real fans should be enraged ⚽️
pic.twitter.com/y2hnQGSA9H
The collapse of the U.S. Women's National Soccer Team mirrors the descent of its most famous player, Megan Rapinoe. ... Close observers were not surprised. The team has been in mental decay since Carli Lloyd retired (2020) and corporate media anointed the purple-haired Rapinoe as the unquestioned face of American women's soccer. For the last three years, the 38-year-old winger has used the team's spotlight to grow the Rapinoe brand. The game, the competition, and representing national honor all took a back seat to self-promotion, virtue-signaling, so-called social activism centered around the BLM-LGBTQ-Alphabet Mafia, and expressing Trump derangement. Rapinoe's handlers and major corporations partnered with corporate media to cast her as "The Great Gay Hope," the alternative-lifestyle Muhammad Ali. Mia Hamm, Abby Wambach, Carli Lloyd, and Alex Morgan were all better players than Rapinoe. But none of them can match Rapinoe's knack for drawing attention to herself for sleeping with women -- her superpower, the behavior that makes her a legendary icon. The same forces that have attempted to make Brittney Griner the Nelson Mandela of basketball insisted that "The Great Gay Hope" take a victory lap on the national team long past her expiration date. To no surprise, the strategy backfired. Rapinoe acted as a locker-room cancer. She diminished the importance of competition. Throughout the World Cup, the U.S. women failed to play with passion and precision. In four games, they scored four goals and won just one match. Fox Sports broadcaster Alexi Lalas repeatedly warned that the U.S. team would lose. Lloyd, working alongside Lalas, blasted the team after it laughed off and celebrated following a disappointing 0-0 tie with Portugal in its final group match. The team had the wrong attitude. The team mirrored its star, Rapinoe, who was being crowned with commercials and feature stories promoting the legend of Megan Rapinoe. The World Cup was a coronation of Rapinoe ... until it wasn't.Purple Hair don't care. Whither Hope Solo? ESPN, of course, celebrated her as a... Super-Patriot.
Megan Rapinoe airmailed her penalty kick & the US women’s soccer team had their worst World Cup performance ever. Here’s how @espn covered Rapinoe and the US women’s choke job. This isn’t sports, it’s left wing propaganda: pic.twitter.com/O0MbporFLB
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) August 7, 2023
Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg Believe it or not, Megan Rapinoe's missed penalty kick that led to the worst USA women's World Cup finish in history was *not* the team’s most humiliating performance. In 2017, the women’s team thought it would be a good idea to play Dallas’ under 15 year old boys team. They lost 5 - 2. Maybe instead of spending so much time whining about their country the team should focus on practicing soccer.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GF at August 07, 2023 02:56 PM (aJxr8)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 02:56 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 02:56 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 02:56 PM (CBajr)
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2023 02:57 PM (iayUP)
This the first time the US "Women's" team has exited the World Cup this early in history.
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They'd do better if they had equal pay, Ace! Don't be such a h8r!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 02:57 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 07, 2023 02:57 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 02:57 PM (CBajr)
But either way she's getting paid.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2023 02:57 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 02:57 PM (IXZGh)
And Men in Wigs can of course easily secure places on the national women's team:
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"But, Ace, it's only a few people."
-Paul
Then why the fuck is the media all about pushing them as hard as possible while trying to cover up recruitment efforts in kindergartens?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 07, 2023 02:58 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Archer at August 07, 2023 02:58 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 02:56 PM (t0OGg)
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I knew it!
He's a cop!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 02:58 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at August 07, 2023 02:58 PM (0q+t6)
The Paolo can confirm one of these things exists.
The Futbol for Women? The Paolo has never seen that.
Posted by: The Paolo at August 07, 2023 02:58 PM (lc5cP)
However, I don't give a flying F* about any soccer so I can be ignored with impunity.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 02:59 PM (xSSfo)
Rapinoe is a clown
Posted by: jmel at August 07, 2023 02:59 PM (RWHIh)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2023 02:59 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 02:59 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 02:59 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 03:00 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 07, 2023 03:00 PM (5L/TD)
-Nike, probably, or they already do, I dunno
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 03:00 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Archer at August 07, 2023 03:00 PM (gmo/4)
And by funny I mean remember these are the same people that celebrated when American soldiers were killed in the Middle East.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2023 03:00 PM (lc5cP)
But either way she's getting paid.
Posted by: 18-1
Neo-maoist fueled Peter principle
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2023 03:00 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 03:00 PM (CBajr)
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What's great is that it doesn't matter. If she threw it on purpose, she's a hyper-bitch. If she's just incompetent but with a gigantic view of her own value and talent, she's a hyper-bitch.
What's even better is that a lot of people in this country are probably pretty happy that they lost. When your national team is a Rapinoe-led disgrace, it doesn't lead to a lot of enthusiastic support.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:01 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: XTC at August 07, 2023 03:01 PM (UnA8+)
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:: backs out of the room ::
Posted by: Brie Larson at August 07, 2023 03:01 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 03:00 PM (CBajr)'
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"Those are rookie numbers. Gonna have to pump those up."
-Whoopi, with a donut...factory
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 03:01 PM (LvTSG)
Really can't understand why she would be with such a mean bitch.
I can't find a single redeeming value of any kind for The Rap
Glad she went out in disgrace
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2023 03:01 PM (/fpim)
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 03:01 PM (Yg2rB)
Posted by: Only in PBurg at August 07, 2023 03:02 PM (sGCGQ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2023 03:02 PM (po2eO)
Sorry sugartits. You should have spoke up long before now.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 03:02 PM (5apCz)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 03:02 PM (CBajr)
Posted by: Roy at August 07, 2023 03:02 PM (7pSAY)
- every leftist since the game
Posted by: Montec at August 07, 2023 03:02 PM (BqIHC)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 07, 2023 03:02 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: ace at August 07, 2023 03:02 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2023 03:03 PM (Keyt1)
Yeah, I know, it's wimnenz soccer, but at least report accurately, because now you look like a know-nothing dumbass.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2023 03:03 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2023 03:03 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 03:03 PM (Yg2rB)
Rapinoe is a clown
Posted by: jmel at August 07, 2023 02:59 PM (RWHIh)
She's got the moptop for it.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 07, 2023 03:03 PM (zjgNU)
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ESPN is a mainstream news outlet.
ESPN is therefore propaganda.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:03 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Montec at August 07, 2023 03:03 PM (BqIHC)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 07, 2023 03:03 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2023 03:03 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: eleven at August 07, 2023 03:03 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: henry at August 07, 2023 03:03 PM (JMDly)
I love the theory Rapinhoe purposely threw World Cup games for a big payoff. Wish it was true and could be proven, have her butt Pete Rose'd for the rest of her career and her endorsements crater. But if not, is epic karma for the anti American garbage while wearing a US jersey.
Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2023 03:03 PM (kuSTV)
Posted by: Subway Marketing Dept at August 07, 2023 03:03 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 03:04 PM (CBajr)
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Yes, it is.
If you disagree, I hope you're prepared to branded a TERF and hounded out of public and your work.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:04 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2023 03:04 PM (/fpim)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at August 07, 2023 03:04 PM (5iFFd)
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 07, 2023 03:04 PM (ei7q6)
*Brie Larson sighs in relief*
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 07, 2023 03:04 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Brie Larson at August 07, 2023 03:01 PM (t0OGg)
Thank you. EVERYONE appreciates that.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 07, 2023 03:04 PM (zjgNU)
Posted by: eleven at August 07, 2023 03:04 PM (iziT8)
And by funny I mean remember these are the same people that celebrated when American soldiers were killed in the Middle East.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2023 03:00 PM (lc5cP)
They live in a mindset where they can do whatever they want and there are no consequences. The mouth breathing, sister marrying retards will always root for the US. They believe that. At times they are right. Those times are changing.
Posted by: Only in PBurg at August 07, 2023 03:04 PM (sGCGQ)
Yeah, I know, it's wimnenz soccer, but at least report accurately, because now you look like a know-nothing dumbass.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2023 03:03 PM (ufFY
He read an x about it on X. (Thanks Elon)
Posted by: Roy at August 07, 2023 03:04 PM (7pSAY)
They lost 5 - 2.
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The spin whenever this comes up is hilarious. "WE DIDN'T HAVE SOME OF OUR STAR PLAYERS DURING THAT MATCH" and the like.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:04 PM (t0OGg)
I wish her nothing but the best . . . the best in pain, misery, and disappointment. Sucking hobo dicks for $2 a swallow is too good for her. I want supernatural pain and misery for her and ultimately a horrible, lingering death. I'll clap and laugh at her funeral.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2023 03:05 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 03:05 PM (CBajr)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 07, 2023 03:05 PM (Xrfse)
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LOL, was that the theme song from Titanic?
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 03:05 PM (Yg2rB)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 07, 2023 03:05 PM (17s+e)
- every leftist since the game
Posted by: Montec
And they still lost. To 15 yr olds. At some point, you have to change your plays.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 03:05 PM (5apCz)
Really can't understand why she would be with such a mean bitch.
I can't find a single redeeming value of any kind for The Rap
Glad she went out in disgrace
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Back in a former life I worked with Sue Bird as she was endorsed by the company I worked for. She couldnt have been nicer person or more pleasant to work with. Everything out of her mouth wasnt about opression or her being ghey. It's crazy how much that bitch warped her.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2023 03:05 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:04 PM (t0OGg)
They were UNDER 15-years old and they destroyed you!
Posted by: Archer at August 07, 2023 03:06 PM (gmo/4)
I think this post is retaliation for all the killjoys who were finding fault with Kate Upton’s looks in the previous thread.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2023 03:06 PM (xTRSc)
Ugly Americans
Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2023 03:06 PM (XOTCJ)
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2023 03:05 PM (iFTx/)
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Dude. She's a lesbian. Making her suck dicks would be just the worst thing imaginable!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:06 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
THEN HIRE THE UNDER 15 BOYS.
The object is to win.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 03:06 PM (5apCz)
The spin whenever this comes up is hilarious. "WE DIDN'T HAVE SOME OF OUR STAR PLAYERS DURING THAT MATCH" and the like.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:04 PM (t0OGg)
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Play the us mens team alternates against the #1 ranked wymynses HS team and it’s 30-0 at halftime.
Posted by: Montec at August 07, 2023 03:07 PM (BqIHC)
Posted by: Obligatory at August 07, 2023 03:07 PM (NBVIP)
Posted by: Subway Marketing Dept at August 07, 2023 03:03 PM (sWM8x)
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LOL. Unattractive, bitchy, belligerent.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 07, 2023 03:07 PM (XeHMZ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:06 PM (t0OGg)
Even Michelle Obama's dick?
Posted by: Roy at August 07, 2023 03:07 PM (7pSAY)
Posted by: So much pride at August 07, 2023 03:07 PM (bNy/6)
Posted by: Subway Marketing Dept at August 07, 2023 03:03 PM (sWM8x)
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LOL. Unattractive, bitchy, belligerent.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 07, 2023 03:07 PM (XeHMZ)
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Just like Meg Ryan!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 03:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2023 03:05 PM (iFTx/)
It probably won't be televised.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2023 03:08 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Montec at August 07, 2023 03:07 PM (BqIHC)
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Not at all. Well before halftime, it would be mercy-ruled and/or a non-trivial number of the girls would be hauled away in ambulances. Soccer isn't *that* physical a sport (in terms of contact between players), but there is some and the girls would get ground into dust.
There's a reason that sports are sex segregated.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:08 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 07, 2023 03:08 PM (scAkO)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 07, 2023 03:08 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: x at August 07, 2023 03:08 PM (ZBPE2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2023 03:09 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 07, 2023 03:09 PM (ii9PI)
No wait, actually it didn't make the list at all.
Posted by: Oschisms at August 07, 2023 03:09 PM (NfF+F)
Posted by: Roy
She says trans women are women, so she has to be ok sucking the lady dick. Her rules not mine.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2023 03:09 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 07, 2023 03:09 PM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: Democrat lexicon at August 07, 2023 03:09 PM (b+gh8)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2023 03:09 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2023 03:09 PM (RG6z4)
Washington Examiner
@dcexaminer
Pelosi says Trump winning in 2024 would put a 'criminal enterprise in the White House'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 07, 2023 03:09 PM (FVME7)
LOL. Unattractive, bitchy, belligerent.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 07, 2023 03:07 PM (XeHMZ)
You left out NASTY!
Posted by: Ashley 'Puffy' Judd at August 07, 2023 03:09 PM (7pSAY)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:08 PM (t0OGg)
Were
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 03:09 PM (CBajr)
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Make Mia Hamm Great Again!
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 03:09 PM (Yg2rB)
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2023 03:10 PM (iFTx/)
No wait, actually it didn't make the list at all.
Posted by: Oschisms at August 07, 2023 03:09 PM (NfF+F)
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Most of what we seem to fight for the preservation of in cultural matters is corporate entities.
I wouldn't mind watching them all die.
Was America more or less America before Coca-Cola was equated with America?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 03:10 PM (LvTSG)
We can't wait to see what you do next, Megan.
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Federal job on the horizon.
Speaking of Federal jobs, the D.C. Federal offices closed/closing due to weather. That means the handful of people working there at any given time are heading home.
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at August 07, 2023 03:10 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 07, 2023 03:10 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
38. There is no fucking way she was one of the best 15 female soccer players in the country this go round.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2023 03:10 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 07, 2023 03:10 PM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2023 03:05 PM (iFTx/)
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Dude. She's a lesbian. Making her suck dicks would be just the worst thing imaginable!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:06 PM (t0OGg)
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Still too good for her . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2023 03:11 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Hope Solo at August 07, 2023 03:11 PM (7pSAY)
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It's too bad your asses didn't get Bud Lighted. I'm certainly doing my part.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 03:11 PM (DRSnL)
She once went to a freak show and the let her in for nothin.
Posted by: RODNEY at August 07, 2023 03:11 PM (2znMt)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 07, 2023 03:11 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 03:11 PM (CBajr)
Posted by: Cheri at August 07, 2023 03:11 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Cal at August 07, 2023 03:12 PM (6TJWS)
Posted by: A dude in MI at August 07, 2023 03:12 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Mishdog at August 07, 2023 03:12 PM (K7pel)
We can't wait to see what you do next, Megan.
Heh. From one despicable loser to another. How apropos.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 07, 2023 03:12 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:08 PM (t0OGg)
Were
Posted by: ...
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Now do ground combat roles in the military.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 03:12 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 07, 2023 03:12 PM (FVME7)
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It's too bad your asses didn't get Bud Lighted. I'm certainly doing my part.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 03:11 PM (DRSnL)
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They apparently did. It's just hidden by the fact that it largely coincided with covid and it's hidden because of the franchise ownership model.
But there were stories a couple of years ago of franchise owners begging corporate to drop Rapinoe, and I think corporate acquiesced.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 03:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Montec at August 07, 2023 03:12 PM (BqIHC)
Yeah, white supremacy.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 07, 2023 03:11 PM (ppBhU)
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Toxic Masculinity at August 07, 2023 03:12 PM (7pSAY)
The Paolo can confirm one of these things exists. The Futbol for Women? The Paolo has never seen that.
I haven't seen it, but the movie "How to Please a Woman" has a housecleaning service where men do your home and also do you. Get in all the crevices, as it were.
The trailer says the owner promises one orgasm a visit, but I have no idea if that's a joke she's making or a real contractual promise.
Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2023 03:12 PM (kuSTV)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2023 03:09 PM (BdMk6)
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LOL
Probably
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:13 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Chuck C at August 07, 2023 03:13 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2023 03:13 PM (XOTCJ)
Posted by: Cheri
I would add getting to steal 50% of what the men make to her list of goals.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2023 03:13 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: scruboak at August 07, 2023 03:13 PM (jjH9L)
Posted by: rickb223
That's capitalist thinking.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 07, 2023 03:12 PM (FVME7)
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Correct. The objective is to get into power, use that position of power to feather your nest, and then gatekeep like crazy so you can choose who else gets feathered nests.
That's the socialist way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 03:13 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
For the men!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 07, 2023 03:13 PM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: Cal at August 07, 2023 03:12 PM (6TJWS)
Each team's captain should be given a sword, and they duel to the death.
However, if the winner refuses to eat the loser's corpse, they forfeit and will also be killed.
Posted by: XTC at August 07, 2023 03:13 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2023 03:13 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: RODNEY at August 07, 2023 03:13 PM (2znMt)
Posted by: Cal
AFTER 90 LONG, BORING MINUTES.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 03:14 PM (5apCz)
Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2023 03:14 PM (RG6z4)
Posted by: Cal at August 07, 2023 03:12 PM (6TJWS)
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That's soccer for ya.
"Team A beat Team B 2-0 - or as it's known in soccer, a blowout."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:14 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2023 03:10 PM (iFTx/)
Some time in the past month or so, the ONT posted a video of a couple of pro soccer players scoring on about 30 schoolboys. It was hilarious. If you're a good soccer player, you're really good.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 07, 2023 03:14 PM (/iWhV)
Posted by: Regular joe at August 07, 2023 03:14 PM (nnp+f)
1. LESBO
2. VOCAL LESBO
3. PURPLE DYED HAIR LESBO
4. ANTI-AMERICAN LESBO
5. TRUMP HATING LESBO
6. PLAYING AT BOY'S MIDDLE SCHOOL KICKBALL LESBO
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 07, 2023 03:14 PM (17s+e)
You ugly green haired little shit.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at August 07, 2023 03:14 PM (YohY1)
Never seen so many comments on a women's soccer article. The leftists who comment were so, so triggered.
The gist of the article is that the team left off Ashley Hatch, the leading goal scorer in US women's soccer, for Rapinoe. Why? Politics. Hatch, see, comes from BYU and is now happily married and spends her time going to church and being a normal person... so clearly wasn't woke enough for Rappin' hoes team.
https://tinyurl.com/7f7u9cxp
Posted by: GanGanowicz at August 07, 2023 03:14 PM (AxRGS)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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We can compromise--only trans women without surgery like Lia Thomas
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 03:14 PM (bk5GW)
Washington Examiner
@dcexaminer
Pelosi says Trump winning in 2024 would put a 'criminal enterprise in the White House'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 07, 2023 03:09 PM
In her defense, she was hammered at the time.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2023 03:14 PM (FVJNG)
Posted by: Emmie at August 07, 2023 03:14 PM (KhmNK)
Posted by: Cal at August 07, 2023 03:12 PM (6TJWS)
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That's soccer for ya.
"Team A beat Team B 2-0 - or as it's known in soccer, a blowout."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:14 PM (t0OGg)
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"Center holds it. Holds it." *deep sigh* "Holds it."
"Center holds it! Holds it! HOLDS IT!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 03:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BruceWayne
I read this weekend that Kaepernick want to get back into the NFL at 35. Um, no. I think that most NFL teams want to actually win games with minimum drama.
Posted by: Cheri at August 07, 2023 03:15 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: RODNEY at August 07, 2023 03:15 PM (2znMt)
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2023 03:13 PM (CIS44)
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50%? Nah. All of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:15 PM (t0OGg)
So is The Lincoln Project.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 07, 2023 03:15 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 07, 2023 03:14 PM (/iWhV)
and male.
Posted by: Roy at August 07, 2023 03:15 PM (7pSAY)
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 03:09 PM (Yg2rB)
At last year's TxMoMe, Mis Hum had a name tag on that looked like "Mia Ham". I called him that for a few weeks. Thanks for the reminder!!
Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2023 03:15 PM (2pH9T)
She once went to a freak show and the let her in for nothin.
Posted by: RODNEY at August 07, 2023 03:11 PM (2znMt)
........
The two-headed baby in a jar looked better.
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2023 03:15 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2023 03:09 PM (J2vNu)
I think she's about 39. The great (I mean really great) soccer star Pele played professionally until he was about 37, so Megan is not that old to be finishing up.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2023 03:15 PM (Keyt1)
It was a nice enough evening out with 3 of my daughters I guess. The whole thing is one contrived left wing activism adventure though, all the rainbow flags hanging next to the state flags where the teams are from. Giant 20 foot flag pole in the end zone area with the latest and greatest pride flag getting waved around, zero chance that made it through security by an actual fan. All manner of left wing advocacy banners going around the perimeter of the field. The whole experience sucked in that regard, but the kids got free refills on their sodas at least.
Posted by: Receptaculum Ignis at August 07, 2023 03:15 PM (3bs2t)
Posted by: InZona at August 07, 2023 03:15 PM (ODQhN)
Posted by: RODNEY at August 07, 2023 03:16 PM (2znMt)
Megan Rapinoe scrub status: Unchanged
Posted by: Mike Oxlong at August 07, 2023 03:16 PM (dRxzV)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 07, 2023 03:10 PM (Wy1BU)
Well there's a place for him in line behind a string of tense, dejected girlfriends.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 03:16 PM (CBajr)
Posted by: Elric Blade
True. But this was just a random HS team in Texas. It wasn’t the all star HS team or anything like that. There were no mbapes on the team. Just your average HS players that you are at your local HS.
Posted by: Montec at August 07, 2023 03:16 PM (BqIHC)
I crack myself up sometimes
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2023 03:16 PM (MOY79)
1. LESBO
2. VOCAL LESBO
3. PURPLE DYED HAIR LESBO
4. ANTI-AMERICAN LESBO
5. TRUMP HATING LESBO
6.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 07, 2023 03:14 PM
Minor edit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2023 03:16 PM (FVJNG)
https://tinyurl.com/3nbyavyu
Actually ace, this triggered a horrific memory of Akbar's Lena Dunham pic yesterday. Definitely 3d horror.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 07, 2023 03:16 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: dave's not here, man at August 07, 2023 03:16 PM (raPis)
Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2023 03:16 PM (kuSTV)
Well in her defense, if anyone knows about criminal enterprises, it's pelosi biden and the left
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 07, 2023 03:16 PM (EVR4i)
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 03:17 PM (Yg2rB)
Posted by: dave's not here, man at August 07, 2023 03:16 PM (raPis)
They founded the country!
Posted by: Roy at August 07, 2023 03:17 PM (7pSAY)
Posted by: Rufus T Firefly at August 07, 2023 03:17 PM (taapK)
Every single one of those players sang the National Anthem and stood with their hands over their hearts. Every one of them.
So at least some women soccer is still worth watching (hey, they might not play as well as the men, but they look far, far better doing it!). No purple mohawks!
Posted by: GanGanowicz at August 07, 2023 03:18 PM (AxRGS)
Posted by: InZona at
plus misty may and an amazing ass.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2023 03:18 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: mr tmz at August 07, 2023 03:18 PM (rJ48h)
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Mostly because they're usually not facing high school boys in the World Cup.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2023 03:18 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 07, 2023 03:12 PM (Xrfse)
That's DOCTOR despicable loser to you!!
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at August 07, 2023 03:19 PM (kuSTV)
They lost 5 - 2.
++++++++
That's some serious toxic masculinity right there.
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 03:19 PM (Yg2rB)
Posted by: Whatever. It's a fucking clown show. at August 07, 2023 03:19 PM (q1Zxb)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 07, 2023 03:19 PM (PljRb)
@officer_Lew 2h
BREAKING🚨: Georgia DA expected to charge Trump under anti-mafia RICO law
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 07, 2023 03:19 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: InZona at August 07, 2023 03:19 PM (ODQhN)
Posted by: mr tmz at August 07, 2023 03:18 PM (rJ48h)
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Boy, I hope this is true. If sports won't go back to being inclusive, they need to die.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:19 PM (t0OGg)
https://tinyurl.com/3jsd9ffx
-
Karl Marx was nowhere to be seen.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 07, 2023 03:19 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Mike Oxlong at August 07, 2023 03:19 PM (dRxzV)
Posted by: UGAdawg at August 07, 2023 03:20 PM (W6jfi)
Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2023 03:20 PM (RG6z4)
She got paid the same as a world champion men's team.
She just got tired of working so she threw the game.
She knew it wouldn't affect her paycheck.
Posted by: Chemist at August 07, 2023 03:20 PM (HJMJw)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 07, 2023 03:20 PM (krqg6)
I wish their plane would crash in the Andes and they'd spend a winter gnawing on each other.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2023 03:21 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2023 03:21 PM (xTRSc)
Not as important as being a lesbian and hating America.
Kicking just wins games.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 07, 2023 03:21 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 07, 2023 03:21 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 07, 2023 03:21 PM (xi+Dg)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 07, 2023 03:22 PM (+A1in)
https://tinyurl.com/3jsd9ffx
Jesus the hawk dropped the snake on her in the first place.
Posted by: It was a setup! at August 07, 2023 03:22 PM (q1Zxb)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 07, 2023 03:22 PM (PljRb)
Posted by: Kitchener Lesley at August 07, 2023 03:22 PM (CgQvH)
Posted by: Elric Blade
True. But this was just a random HS team in Texas. It wasn’t the all star HS team or anything like that. There were no mbapes on the team. Just your average HS players that you are at your local HS.
Posted by: Montec at August 07, 2023 03:16 PM (BqIHC)
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True. My point however is still valid: a 15-year-old male soccer player is not that far from prime age to play the game. Had the women's team played truly elite 15 year old boys, the score would have been 20-0.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2023 03:22 PM (iFTx/)
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Awesome but I presume the clumsy hawk dropped it in the first place.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 03:23 PM (CBajr)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 07, 2023 03:22 PM (PljRb)
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Of course.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 03:23 PM (DRSnL)
Megan Rapinoe was taking a penalty, not a free kick. Also this is not the 16th round, but the round where there are 16 teams left
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Be Better, Benny.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2023 03:23 PM (krQz2)
https://is.gd/mmQPAh
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:23 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 03:23 PM (OGGDt)
Posted by: PG at August 07, 2023 03:23 PM (84jHt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2023 03:21 PM (i9ffA)
Pretty sure they're doing that already.
Posted by: Women's sports has certain stereotypes for a reason at August 07, 2023 03:23 PM (q1Zxb)
Posted by: Mishdog at August 07, 2023 03:23 PM (K7pel)
Posted by: Montec at August 07, 2023 03:23 PM (BqIHC)
Posted by: UGAdawg at August 07, 2023 03:23 PM (W6jfi)
https://is.gd/mmQPAh
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:23 PM (t0OGg)
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OMG. Those eyebrows.
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 03:24 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: UGAdawg at August 07, 2023 03:23 PM (W6jfi)
++++
"Fuckstarted" sounds like one hell of a sex act.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:24 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 03:25 PM (ebKCZ)
Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2023 03:14 PM (RG6z4)
_________
It was a terrible, terrible kick. I took penalty kicks for my soccer team back in the day. You want to keep the ball on the ground or at least low, and obviously not aimed right at the goalie. She kicked it pretty much dead center and way too high.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2023 03:25 PM (iFTx/)
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Awesome but I presume the clumsy hawk dropped it in the first place.
Posted by: ...
It did.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 03:25 PM (5apCz)
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2023 03:25 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2023 03:20 PM (RG6z4)
I've watched many sports, I've played many sports in my day. I think it's possible to watch women's sports, and enjoy the athleticism. For example, women's tennis is much more fun to watch than men's tennis. Back in the day I had female friends who played h.s. basketball, and that was often exciting. Same with sports like softball, volleyball, etc. and so on.
But girl's/women's soccer is worse than dental surgery without anesthesia. They're just bad... no matter how good they are.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 07, 2023 03:25 PM (dGCAG)
Today, 8/7/23, Secretary of Education Miguel Cardona and Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas, joined First Lady Jill Biden, to convene school administrators, educators and private sector companies to discuss best practices and new resources available to strengthen our schools’ cybersecurity, protect American families and schools, and prevent cyberattacks from disrupting our classrooms.
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at August 07, 2023 03:25 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: InZona at August 07, 2023 03:26 PM (ODQhN)
Posted by: Elementary my dear Megan at August 07, 2023 03:26 PM (q1Zxb)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2023 03:21 PM (xTRSc)
She plays enough games in her media "career" without having to exert herself on a field.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2023 03:26 PM (MuoQy)
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 03:26 PM (ebKCZ)
A transgender Michigan woman has demanded her ex-boyfriend return her surgically removed testicles — which she claims he is keeping in a refrigerated jar.
Brianna Kingsley, 40, of Pontiac, filed an affidavit claiming her ex, William Wojciechowski, 37, “retains possession of my surgically extracted testicles, preserved in (a) Mason jar, kept in (the) fridge next to the eggs,” The Detroit News reported.
Posted by: SMOD at August 07, 2023 03:26 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Shaftoe at August 07, 2023 03:26 PM (Rvxb7)
Megan Rapinoe was taking a penalty, not a free kick. Also this is not the 16th round, but the round where there are 16 teams left
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Be Better, Benny.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2023 03:23 PM (krQz2)
Showing how much you don't f***ing care about something by getting things wrong on purpose is a power move.
Posted by: XTC at August 07, 2023 03:26 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: CA Token at August 07, 2023 03:26 PM (j4d0O)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 07, 2023 03:26 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: XTC at August 07, 2023 03:26 PM (UnA8+)
++++
+1
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:27 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2023 03:27 PM (RG6z4)
Protestia
@Protestia
PCUSA 'pastor' preaches a sermon where she slams pro-lifers+ celebrates her own two abortions: 'I felt no guilt, no shame, no sin'.
The whole thing is undeniably monstrous
https://tinyurl.com/yy69p659
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 07, 2023 03:27 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 07, 2023 03:22 PM (PljRb)
Now I'm in the mood for an Arby's Beef N Cheddar with lots and lots of horsey sauce.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 07, 2023 03:27 PM (5L/TD)
Just finished that marathon, in record time no less, and boy I AM PUMPED!11!! Welp, I'm off to go deep sea diving. L8ter peeps!
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 07, 2023 03:27 PM (5hfjS)
Posted by: Blanco Basura"
You wish. She will be elected to congress in some blue district and will be the dyke version of AOC. We will never be rid of these scolding parasites.
Posted by: Ripley at August 07, 2023 03:28 PM (KrJTL)
not if they all looked like this chick
Posted by: brak at August 07, 2023 03:28 PM (25k9m)
Posted by: ...
It did.
Perhaps the hawk had a conversion experience at the name of Jesus. 😉
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2023 03:28 PM (MuoQy)
Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2023 03:20 PM
Not a soccer fan, but I've heard that it is kinda important.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2023 03:28 PM (FVJNG)
Posted by: SMOD at August 07, 2023 03:26 PM (RHGPo)
He's breaded and fried them.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 07, 2023 03:28 PM (+A1in)
Protestia
@Protestia
PCUSA 'pastor' preaches a sermon where she slams pro-lifers+ celebrates her own two abortions: 'I felt no guilt, no shame, no sin'.
The whole thing is undeniably monstrous
https://tinyurl.com/yy69p659
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 07, 2023 03:27 PM (FVME7)
=========
"I can do whatever I want without any consequence to my soul!"
-Libertine
Who needs a religion to tell them to do whatever they want?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 03:28 PM (LvTSG)
A hammered NZ rugby coach once told me well screamed at me "It's a sport without honor!".
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 03:28 PM (ebKCZ)
https://is.gd/mmQPAh
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:23 PM (t0OGg)
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OMG. Those eyebrows.
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir
........
Always looking for excuses. I'm starting to worry about you.
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2023 03:28 PM (v0R5T)
/-
What a time to be alive!
Posted by: Montec at August 07, 2023 03:29 PM (BqIHC)
Men's professional soccer is pathetic in ways that the women's version hasn't stooped to reach (yet).
Posted by: Sharkman at August 07, 2023 03:29 PM (PljRb)
yes, but to be fair these scrimmages are more about.. hang on, why am I being fair these trans nazis. Nevermind, they lost to some boys, they suck
Posted by: Fenrisulven at August 07, 2023 03:29 PM (+LcMo)
22 assholes that don't do dick.
Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 07, 2023 03:29 PM (OjpX7)
Posted by: Ripley
Which ever congressional district reps Seattle.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2023 03:29 PM (CIS44)
The order last week from U.S. District Judge Christopher Cooper in Washington D.C. comes after scientist Yanping Chen filed a lawsuit against the FBI, claiming that the agency violated the privacy act by improperly leaking information about her.
While working at Fox News in 2017, Herridge used a confidential source or sources to obtain material about the federal counterintelligence probe of Chen.
Posted by: SMOD at August 07, 2023 03:29 PM (RHGPo)
All that said, this national team can go pound sand. It was supposed to be the American team...the best players in the country working as a Team. Not a platform to market a couple of players. Reap what you have sewn ladies...err...persons...err...oh fu*k it. You assholes.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2023 03:30 PM (e4fEA)
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir
.........
I'm more concerned about her left Popeye arm.
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2023 03:30 PM (v0R5T)
Also, D.C. Federal employees are heading out/home due to pending weather.
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at August 07, 2023 03:30 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2023 03:30 PM (193FS)
As one does.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 07, 2023 03:30 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2023 03:21 PM (i9ffA)
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"That's hot!" -- Rosie O'Donnell
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 03:30 PM (HKrfE)
you'll see a lot more if you're a women's kickball fan.
I'm sure she's been hired for color commentary.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2023 03:31 PM (QzZeQ)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 07, 2023 03:31 PM (NtVYv)
Keeping them in her purse wasn't good enough?
Yeah, we are in a dumb timeline.
Also, I'm about to have lunch but this semi killed my appetite. GAINZ!
Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2023 03:31 PM (kuSTV)
Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2023 03:20 PM
You'd think. But apparently it's about aesthetics and is the beautiful game.
I bash soccer because it is lame yet I freely admit Basketball players are far worse human beings.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 03:31 PM (ebKCZ)
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2023 03:30 PM (193FS)
If you want to make soccer exciting, allow players to HIT their opponents.
Posted by: XTC at August 07, 2023 03:31 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: ...
It did.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 03:25 PM (5apCz)
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The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2023 03:31 PM (krQz2)
Women win, 5 more years of the women's league.
Women lose, come back and try again in 5 years.
If the men lose, they are suspended for 5 years.
I mean, if the women's are as good as the men's, what's the downside?
Both sports get rid of the bums. Or, you knew-- not having to hear about women's sports ever again.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2023 03:31 PM (dUa/D)
https://is.gd/mmQPAh
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:23 PM (t0OGg)
She was born a man, right?
You can tell me, I'm open minded
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 07, 2023 03:32 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:32 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2023 03:30 PM (193FS)
If you want to make soccer exciting, allow players to HIT their opponents.
Posted by: XTC at August 07, 2023 03:31 PM (UnA8+)
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Bonuses to players who knock out teeth of the opposing team.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 03:32 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 03:32 PM (CBajr)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2023 03:32 PM (dUa/D)
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir
........
Always looking for excuses. I'm starting to worry about you.
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2023 03:28 PM
I'm starting to think Dolly is reading the blog over his shoulder.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2023 03:32 PM (FVJNG)
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2023 03:30 PM (193FS)
I mean they need to use their fuxking hands jfc just pick it up. Pick it up! Pick the damn ball up! Arrrrrrrrrrgh
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 03:32 PM (ebKCZ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:32 PM (t0OGg)
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So, you're telling me we need to celebrate it as a protected class and every school student in America needs to learn their story instead of George Washington's?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 03:33 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at August 07, 2023 03:30 PM (GshMh)
Just saw that from my colleague in DC.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Friggin' pansy fed gov. I may rain.
Global warming!!! REEEEEEE!!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2023 03:33 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 03:32 PM (LvTSG)
Bigger bonuses to players who snap or shatter an opponent's bones.
Posted by: XTC at August 07, 2023 03:33 PM (UnA8+)
In fairness to the soccer team, I don't think they're all lesbians.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2023 03:33 PM (cJoE5)
Put a random assortment of landmines on the field. Pit traps. Allow the wronged team to release an attack dog on the field for a minute when a ref throws a yellow flag. Arm fans with paintball guns. I have lots and lots of ideas.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 07, 2023 03:33 PM (ppBhU)
-Libertine
Let us make god in our own image.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 07, 2023 03:33 PM (aD39U)
If you want to make soccer exciting, allow players to HIT their opponents.
Posted by: XTC at August 07, 2023 03:31 PM (UnA8+
I like where this is going.
Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 07, 2023 03:33 PM (OjpX7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 03:33 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Man, you're *great* at subtext.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:34 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: L - Practice
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I never had a cyber attack affect a book, or pencil, or paper. Perhaps engagement and reliance upon 'digital resources' are misplaced efforts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2023 03:34 PM (b+gh8)
Posted by: Ripley at August 07, 2023 03:28 PM (KrJTL)
Looks like she's from CA. She can slap fight Meghan Markle for Feinstein's seat when she finally kicks the bucket.
Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2023 03:34 PM (kuSTV)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 07, 2023 03:33 PM (ppBhU)
A d4 dice as ball.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 07, 2023 03:34 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 03:33 PM (LvTSG)
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Man, you're *great* at subtext.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:34 PM (t0OGg)
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Now, let me tell you the communist underpinings of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 03:35 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: XTC at August 07, 2023 03:26 PM (UnA8+)
++++
+1
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
HR Departments world-wide.
Posted by: Cheri at August 07, 2023 03:35 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2023 03:33 PM (cJoE5)
Well now you ruined the joke Fen! Lol!
Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 07, 2023 03:35 PM (OjpX7)
Posted by: Ripley
Which ever congressional district reps Seattle.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2023 03:29 PM (CIS44)
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Pretty sure that's Jayapal. They ain't EVER getting rid of her.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 03:35 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 03:35 PM (LvTSG)
Or the Brazzers video.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 07, 2023 03:35 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 07, 2023 03:35 PM (ppBhU)
The whole thing is undeniably monstrous
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If only the Bible could have warned us about this kind of thing.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 03:35 PM (CBajr)
Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2023 03:34 PM (kuSTV)
Not so fast there!
Posted by: Adam Schiff, it's MY seat. MINE MINE! at August 07, 2023 03:36 PM (PiwSw)
Well, Megan's going to have some REAL competition in the bloodsport of gender wokeness. May I introduce.... Dylan Mulvaney!!!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2023 03:36 PM (lCaJd)
I'm pretty sure it was moi who originally coined that moniker for her. Not one of my prouder moments here at the HQ but they have always been very few and very far between.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 07, 2023 03:36 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 07, 2023 03:36 PM (krQz2)
The whole thing is undeniably monstrous
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If only the Bible could have warned us about this kind of thing.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 03:35 PM (CBajr)
If only it condoned impaling people like this on a blunt pike.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 07, 2023 03:37 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2023 03:37 PM (SWoAk)
I'm pretty sure it was moi who originally coined that moniker for her. Not one of my prouder moments here at the HQ but they have always been very few and very far between.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 07, 2023 03:36 PM (Xrfse)
grats
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 07, 2023 03:37 PM (xcxpd)
...in April. To be "U-15", you can't turn fifteen that year. Most of those boys were 13.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2023 03:37 PM (Sv58p)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 03:37 PM (CBajr)
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2023 03:30 PM (193FS)
Let them play in the nude....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 07, 2023 03:37 PM (5L/TD)
Men's professional soccer is pathetic in ways that the women's version hasn't stooped to reach (yet).
Posted by: Sharkman at August 07, 2023 03:29 PM (PljRb)
Sure, but you're talking about all those Euro ninnies. They play that way because they can get away with it.
Euro men's soccer is like the #Metoo movement. Yes, sometimes there's a foul being committed, but with all the fakers lining up to claim they've been violated, when we can clearly see you haven't, it starts to cause people to not believe ANY of your claims.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 07, 2023 03:37 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Jordan61
Damn that would be a battle.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2023 03:37 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 07, 2023 03:35 PM
Such a boring game...the only winning move is not to play.
Posted by: Joshua at August 07, 2023 03:37 PM (FVJNG)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 07, 2023 03:36 PM (Xrfse)
Try making the sidebar for a faked biblical quote against ass tanning.
I was glad my parents do not read this blog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 07, 2023 03:38 PM (zZu0s)
Every time we hit a new low in humanity I think, ok we've hit bottom and then someone pulls a Leroy Jenkins on and keeps digging.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2023 03:38 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2023 03:37 PM (SWoAk)
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Ouch
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 03:38 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: wth at August 07, 2023 03:38 PM (v0R5T)
Uh, wait...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 07, 2023 03:39 PM (MeG8a)
release a tiger on the field. regulation runs out? another tiger
Posted by: brak at August 07, 2023 03:39 PM (25k9m)
Yah, missing the entire goal is an unforgivable sin. Better to just pass it right to the goalie and play the 1% chance they will trip fall and knock the ball in for you.
My fav moment in women's sports is still that basketball game where the Guard take a rebound and started shooting at her own goal. The ref and the other team just went along with it and switch sides in the middle of the game, as if this happens all the time
Posted by: Fenrisulven at August 07, 2023 03:39 PM (+LcMo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2023 03:37 PM (SWoAk)
At moments like these I hold my hand up and say loudly "Are you not entertained?" to anyone nearby or no one if no one is there.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 03:39 PM (ebKCZ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2023 03:40 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2023 03:37 PM (SWoA
That's why I wear those Raptor handling gloves when I do house chores.
Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 07, 2023 03:40 PM (OjpX7)
Posted by: Synova at August 07, 2023 03:40 PM (BD/yx)
Really can't understand why she would be with such a mean bitch.
I can't find a single redeeming value of any kind for The Rap
Glad she went out in disgrace
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2023 03:01 PM (/fpim)
Fixed for ya.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2023 03:41 PM (SWoAk)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 03:41 PM (CBajr)
I was glad my parents do not read this blog.
Heh. Yes, that one will go down in infamy. Which is a good thing.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 07, 2023 03:41 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at August 07, 2023 03:42 PM (PWI4f)
So, no, no conspiracy to throw games. She probably shouldn't have been on the team, but "they" (be it coaching or football management or even the team itself) wanted the activism front and center over skill.
Bad bet. Thankfully, for the USA.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 07, 2023 03:42 PM (aXxgO)
just kidding 🤣
Posted by: redridinghood at August 07, 2023 03:42 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at August 07, 2023 03:30 PM (GshMh)
Just saw that from my colleague in DC.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Friggin' pansy fed gov. I may rain.
Global warming!!! REEEEEEE!!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2023 03:33 PM (e4fEA)
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The weather, it is looming, guys.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 07, 2023 03:42 PM (XeHMZ)
Posted by: Bete at August 07, 2023 03:42 PM (BRhwL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2023 03:42 PM (cJoE5)
Posted by: dantesed at August 07, 2023 03:30 PM (193FS)
Give them all short hockey sticks and change the name to "Hurling"
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2023 03:42 PM (xhaym)
release a tiger on the field. regulation runs out? another tiger
Posted by: brak
.50 cal ma deuces on the stadium roof. Snipers at midfield.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 03:43 PM (5apCz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2023 03:40 PM (0FoWg)
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I think the entire team is made up of miserable woke scolds like her. So they may be jealous of her fame, and despise her for that reason, but politically they are all the same. They deliberately left off the team probably the best player they had, because she's a normal hetero woman who leans conservative. Can't have that!
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2023 03:43 PM (iFTx/)
https://is.gd/mmQPAh
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:23 PM (t0OGg)
A CCP spy. I'd tell her everything I know.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2023 03:43 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Gref at August 07, 2023 03:44 PM (AMIL/)
Because she eats my pussy like a retard on bath salts
Posted by: Sue Bird at August 07, 2023 03:44 PM (7pnpU)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 07, 2023 03:44 PM (7VXfH)
I don't even understand what's happening here. Is that that weird foreign simp video a real thing? What is it? Performative internet simping is a thing? But why? For whom?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 07, 2023 03:44 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: SMOD at August 07, 2023 03:45 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 07, 2023 03:44 PM (ppBhU)
Dudes do stupid shit to try to get laid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 07, 2023 03:46 PM (zZu0s)
An Amazing Way to Deal With Change in Your Work and in Your Life
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 07, 2023 03:46 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2023 03:34 PM
Indeed. It also seems like an odd program & press release covering White House time while the Pres and Veep are unaccounted for.
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at August 07, 2023 03:46 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Bete at August 07, 2023 03:46 PM (BRhwL)
"Trust Women: A Progressive Christian Argument for Reproductive Justice"
Utterly depraved.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 07, 2023 03:47 PM (PiwSw)
Our advertising *sucks.* It's like it's illegal to a pretty lady in a commercial for most of the national brands.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:47 PM (t0OGg)
She should send her highlight reel to the NFL. Who's the wokest team in need of a kicker?
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2023 03:47 PM (ptElO)
Bad bet. Thankfully, for the USA.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 07, 2023 03:42 PM (aXxgO)
When Mohammed Ali was well past his prime, Larry Holmes mauled him, showing Ali it was time to hang 'em up.
When Larry Holmes was past his prime, Mike Tyson beat the snot out of him, in part, Mike has said, as revenge for his hero, Ali.
Sometimes you gotta go down swinging, because you don't know when to quit.
But this is girl soccer, they all suck. I don't know how you tell if this one is any worse than the rest.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 07, 2023 03:48 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Megan Rapinoe at August 07, 2023 03:48 PM (wBpKf)
First wave would call current feminists satanists and end the whole feminist movement if they knew how it turned out.
Second wave would be confused. Trannies...? But those are just perverted men not women...? Also why do we care so much about homosexuals?!?
Third wave? I think the smarter ones realize they screwed themselves by getting on the gay rights train. They had a good grift going for unattractive ambitious women. And....they threw it all away.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2023 03:48 PM (lc5cP)
Really can't understand why she would be with such a mean bitch.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2023 03:01 PM (/fpim)
Because Sue enjoys being treated like sh!t and whipped and beaten by Megan?
Posted by: Gref at August 07, 2023 03:48 PM (AMIL/)
release a tiger on the field. regulation runs out? another tiger
Posted by: brak
.50 cal ma deuces on the stadium roof. Snipers at midfield.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 03:43 PM (5apCz)
Play the game with the head of the last losing team's captain.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 07, 2023 03:48 PM (aD39U)
Faking Bible quotes is a time-honored, essential activity. Let's face it, the prophets and disciples and whatnot were lazy af. They didn't even find time to address cakefarts in Deuteronomy ot Leviticus. But begats. They got time for begats in spades.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 07, 2023 03:48 PM (ppBhU)
The weather, it is looming, guys.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 07, 2023 03:42 PM (XeHMZ)
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Big front supposed to move through here later this evening. In a burst of uncharacteristic proactive preparation, I dragged out the ladder to unclog the gutters, and managed to slice the palm of my hand on jagged metal. So if the tornadoes don't get me I'll probably die from a hand infection.
Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2023 03:48 PM (RG6z4)
Posted by: sidney at August 07, 2023 03:49 PM (Uy/WF)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 07, 2023 03:36 PM (Xrfse)
Try making the sidebar for a faked biblical quote against ass tanning.
I was glad my parents do not read this blog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 07, 2023 03:38 PM (zZu0s)
Smash named one of our battalions female lieutenants "Lt. Cupcake". Even the bn xo called her that. Poor girl probably still hates Smash 30 years later without knowing it was her that coined the moniker.
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 07, 2023 03:49 PM (3CCua)
Volleyball is one of them. Yes, the men hit harder, the ball goes harder, etc.
That's the issue: it's almost impossible to get a good rally going because the men hit so hard that it's impossible to defend. So if you like long rallies, the girl's game is better. Plus, even though men are better, the volleyball girls at least some of them can dunk a basketball. Why they don't grab them for the basketball teams I'll never figure out...
Posted by: GanGanowicz at August 07, 2023 03:49 PM (AxRGS)
...but for Trump and the right, this was an intensely political cause for celebration. Trump posted “Many of our players were openly hostile to America – No other country behaved in such a manner, or even close. WOKE EQUALS FAILURE. Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!! MAGA.”
Rapinoe is a favorite target of the right, due to her outspokenness and decision to take a knee during the national anthem from 2016 to 2021...cheering against an established tradition of American greatness because of one player’s politics is how today’s conservatives operate. It’s hard to overstate how obnoxious and deeply ridiculous this whole thing is.
The right is giddy a 38-year-old ended her incredibly successful career in a tournament she barely played in by missing her first penalty kick since 2018. Because she dares to be an LGBTQ+ woman who stands up for racial justice.
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 07, 2023 03:49 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:49 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
She's the Kamala of soccer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 07, 2023 03:50 PM (FVME7)
They missed half of their penalty kicks without the opposing goalie ever touching the ball.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 07, 2023 03:50 PM (1ZbaF)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2023 03:50 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 07, 2023 03:50 PM (NpAcC)
"Trust Women: A Progressive Christian Argument for Reproductive Justice
Adam read the book.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 07, 2023 03:50 PM (+A1in)
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 07, 2023 03:49 PM (JCZqz)
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Nah, it's because she a turbo-powered hyper-scrunt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:50 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 07, 2023 03:50 PM (f0XAF)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 03:50 PM (CBajr)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 07, 2023 03:51 PM (rH1KZ)
Posted by: Willie Brown's johnson at August 07, 2023 03:51 PM (lc5cP)
That ain't easy to do.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2023 03:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 07, 2023 03:51 PM (+A1in)
Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 07, 2023 03:51 PM (OjpX7)
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Awesome but I presume the clumsy hawk dropped it in the first place.
Posted by: ...
It did.
Posted by: rickb223
The Lord works in strange and mysterious ways, indeed.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 07, 2023 03:51 PM (PljRb)
That ain't easy to do.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2023 03:51 PM (ZLI7S)
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It's extremely easy for the woke to do!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:52 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 07, 2023 03:51 PM (OjpX7)
++++
Liquor and women: the cause of *and* solution to all of life's problems!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:52 PM (t0OGg)
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Sounds so much hotter when you say it, baby.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 03:52 PM (CBajr)
That ain't easy to do.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2023 03:51 PM (ZLI7S)
Hold our beer
Posted by: Guys who named Busch Stadium at August 07, 2023 03:52 PM (LpeaU)
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The Scottish government issued its official report assessing covid response today, and, in summary form, it says "Fauci Is A Criminal Who Devastated The World".
(via John Hinderaker at Powerline)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2023 03:53 PM (18paG)
Posted by: Brie Larson in Free Fire at August 07, 2023 03:53 PM (f0XAF)
Posted by: GanGanowicz at August 07, 2023 03:49 PM (AxRGS)
1. They're cute
2. Bikinis
3. Men like them
4. Women hate them
Need I go further?
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 07, 2023 03:53 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 07, 2023 03:53 PM (KAi1n)
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Awesome but I presume the clumsy hawk dropped it in the first place.
Posted by: ...
It did.
Posted by: rickb223
The Lord works in strange and mysterious ways, indeed.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 07, 2023 03:51 PM (PljRb)
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Was she in an apple orchard?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2023 03:53 PM (e4fEA)
Leaving work now is like jumping the gun very early.
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2023 03:54 PM (MOY79)
Exactly my point. Now explain to me how that culture is going to dominate America.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2023 03:54 PM (ZLI7S)
Who is the ****ing idiot that designated her as the team's penalty taker in that situation?
Posted by: can of spam at August 07, 2023 03:54 PM (7oNMO)
Don't we have big fronts here everyday?
J/K.
Sorry about your injury.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2023 03:54 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 07, 2023 03:54 PM (Xrfse)
Though I would probably give it another try if they would reduce the field size by at least a third, both length and width.
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2023 03:54 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2023 03:54 PM (ZLI7S)
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Dominate != convert.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:54 PM (t0OGg)
Liquor and women: the cause of *and* solution to all of life's problems!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:52 PM (t0OGg)
And watching soccer!
Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 07, 2023 03:55 PM (OjpX7)
Posted by: Robin Ventura - Speedbag at August 07, 2023 03:55 PM (f0XAF)
>>Sorry sugartits. You should have spoke up long before now.
She did, but she got ground down by the GloboHomo mafia.
I think we have reached a no f**ks to give moment with a lot of people.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2023 03:55 PM (rc3Z7)
She did blow that shot.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 07, 2023 03:51 PM
We're normally not into girls kicking balls. There are a few men who play for the other team interested in purple-haired twinks with the body of a 12 year old boy, however...
Posted by: Straight Men Everywhere at August 07, 2023 03:55 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2023 03:48 PM (lc5cP)
I love the bit Chappell does, where the LBGT folks are in a car (with the G driving, of course). The only thing the L and the G agree on is that they hate the B. And while they don't really know what's going on with the T, they just know the T is making the trip take that much longer.
Then Q is hitchhiking along the road in his booty shorts, peaks in, says "hi sir" to the G and B, "hi ma'am" to the L, and "hi... whatever you are," to the T. Says he doesn't know where he's going, just knows he really wants to get in that car.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 07, 2023 03:55 PM (dGCAG)
Who is the ****ing idiot that designated her as the team's penalty taker in that situation?
Posted by: can of spam at August 07, 2023 03:54 PM (7oNMO)
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She did. She's the captain, correct?
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2023 03:56 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at August 07, 2023 03:56 PM (y9QBQ)
Posted by: GanGanowicz at August 07, 2023 03:49 PM (AxRGS)
I doubt women v-ball players can dunk. Maybe. But strong doubt.
I played with a guy who was an elite vballer (white) and ended up in the NBA kinda for a bit.
He didn't like to dunk because it hurt to land and hurt his wrists. Coach almost suicided right there.
I disdain all vball players because of him. He is only one I have ever known.
But got damn that casper could get up.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 03:56 PM (ebKCZ)
Posted by: Regular joe at August 07, 2023 03:56 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2023 03:50 PM (fs1hN)
I assume there will be a fat stuffed envelope waiting for it somewhere.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2023 03:56 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2023 03:54 PM (ZLI7S)
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Dominate != convert.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:54 PM (t0OGg)
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What is the difference between a culture and the message coming from cultural institutions?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 03:56 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2023 03:57 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Defeatists on AoS at August 07, 2023 03:57 PM (f0XAF)
I think we have reached a no f**ks to give moment with a lot of people.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2023 03:55 PM (rc3Z7)
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"With this I will not up put!"
-The Pritzker Family
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 03:57 PM (LvTSG)
Knew a tall, stacked girl in college that, after she got engaged, loved to torment me by talking to me and bouncing gently on her feet. How was I supposed to concentrate and why did she wait until she were off the market to do that? She knew full well what she was doing, too. Grrrr.
Can't complain too much though. Nice show, even if it was look and not touch.
Posted by: GanGanowicz at August 07, 2023 03:57 PM (AxRGS)
Posted by: Frank N. Stien at August 07, 2023 03:58 PM (y9QBQ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:49 PM (t0OGg)
We had a cold front come through last night.
It's only gonna be 101* today!
Where's my raccoon skin coat?
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2023 03:58 PM (QzZeQ)
None when the vast majority of Americans reject the message.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2023 03:58 PM (ZLI7S)
-Nike, probably, or they already do, I dunno
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 03:00 PM (LvTSG)
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"Hey, Megan, Eveready is on the phone, wanting to give you an endorsement deal!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2023 03:58 PM (YqDXo)
Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) made the staggering claim in a Senate floor speech after FBI Director Christopher Wray last week allowed House Oversight Committee members to see a redacted informant file about the claim that Hunter and then-Vice President Joe Biden received $5 million apiece to serve the interests of Burisma Holdings owner Mykola Zlochevsky.
“Congress still lacks a full and complete picture with respect to what that document really says. That’s why it’s important that the document be made public without unnecessary redactions for the American people to see,” said Grassley, accusing the bureau of needlessly redacting information about the recordings from the file shared with House lawmakers.
Posted by: SMOD at August 07, 2023 03:58 PM (RHGPo)
Harris, not being positioned for success
Trannies, another episode of "Who Raped the Kid?"
Economy, Bidenomics means Bankruptcy and why that's good.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2023 03:59 PM (dUa/D)
Leaving work now is like jumping the gun very early.
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2023 03:54 PM
Folks, it's shaping up to be a pretty typical weekday night out there, with lead hail starting immediately after sunset and peaking around 1am. Should clear up shortly before morning, with heavy lead showers predicted Friday and Saturday evening.
Posted by: Baltimore Weather Forecast at August 07, 2023 03:59 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 03:59 PM (ebKCZ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2023 03:59 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Fenrisulven at August 07, 2023 03:39 PM (+LcMo)
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As someone who did that as a kid -- by accidentally putting up a defensive rebound to score a bucket for the other team while they laughed their asses off at me -- THAT is awesome.
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 03:59 PM (HKrfE)
Posted by: Montec at August 07, 2023 03:16 PM (BqIHC)
Not exactly true. This was FC Dallas' U15 academy team. It's modeled after the EU system. 2 practices a day, tutoring in between. Room and board covered, etc. Highly recruited. They weren't scrubs. They wouldn't beat a decent college team. But they don't suck either. There are future pros on MLS Academy teams. That's what they're expecting.
Posted by: Mike Oxlong at August 07, 2023 03:59 PM (dRxzV)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 07, 2023 03:53 PM (KAi1n)
I don't know. Payton Manning was godawful in his last game, the SB the Broncos won. He was terrible, and they won because the defense was that good.
But he was bad. Real bad.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 07, 2023 03:59 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: SMOD at August 07, 2023 03:58 PM (RHGPo)
++++
LOL
FYNQ
Posted by: Merrick Garland at August 07, 2023 03:59 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
It's a keeper.
I coined "Fuck You Next Question" years ago which someone immediately turned into FYNQ! Even made the Urban Dictionary.
My proudest internet achievement.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 07, 2023 04:00 PM (PljRb)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 07, 2023 03:50 PM (NpAcC)
Saudi Arabia.
They're looking for soccer players, after all.
Posted by: XTC at August 07, 2023 04:00 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2023 04:00 PM (A0/af)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2023 03:59 PM (xTRSc)
220/221 😀
(Thanks for the correction)
Posted by: polynikes at August 07, 2023 04:00 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 07, 2023 04:01 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Soccer ref at August 07, 2023 04:01 PM (f0XAF)
________________
Are there any women, any women at all, in women's sports who aren't dykes?
I pass over without comment on the phrase "WNBA legend."
No, wait, no I don't. WNBA legends = someone who dunked once?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2023 04:01 PM (YqDXo)
Compared to men's soccer, they're objectively worse. That's a given. The sport itself is painful to watch (fun to play) so we are talking relativity here no matter what comparison.
But I tuned in to this World Cup in particular out of curiosity on how the US Team would behave given its propensity for woke sports. And before they took the pitch against Vietnam, I was already rooting against them. It was like it pained them to represent the US. Told me everything I needed to know and validated what I thought going in.
But specifically to Rapinoe, she was objectively bad when she played. Against peers you can tell who is "on" their game both in the team dynamic and individually. There were standout performances and they're easy to spot, and you can bet the professionals who play/watch the sport can eyeball good and bad from a continent away. I'm less than amateur and I could recognize good play and bad play.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at August 07, 2023 04:02 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 07, 2023 04:02 PM (ppBhU)
Harris, not being positioned for success
Trannies, another episode of "Who Raped the Kid?"
Economy, Bidenomics means Bankruptcy and why that's good.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2023 03:59 PM (dUa/D)
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Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 04:02 PM (HKrfE)
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 03:59 PM (HKrfE)
I once passed right to a guy on the other team. He didn't even do anything but look at me in disgust and I heard everyone else on my team just cursing.
"Bad enough you white but why you gotta be one a those dumb whites?"
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 04:04 PM (ebKCZ)
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 03:59 PM (
I know a dude that did that in men's city league play on my husband's team. Super book smart guy, not much common sense. He was in his 30s, so I still laugh at that.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 07, 2023 04:05 PM (xgS37)
Sorry AOP
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2023 03:42 PM (cJoE5)
Eh, it'll heal. The irony of it got me more than the scrape.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2023 04:05 PM (qJVYn)
https://tinyurl.com/5x5trv28
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Out: Wounded Knee
In: Impaled Head
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 07, 2023 04:05 PM (FVME7)
Sorry about your injury.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2023 03:54 PM (Keyt1)
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Thanks. I'm trying to be brave.
Posted by: Weasel at August 07, 2023 04:07 PM (RG6z4)
If it's a contractual promise then you need to read the fine print to find out if ~who~ orgasms is at all specified.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 07, 2023 04:08 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: Notorious BFD
It's a keeper.
I coined "Fuck You Next Question" years ago which someone immediately turned into FYNQ! Even made the Urban Dictionary.
My proudest internet achievement.
Posted by: Sharkman
I coined Pancho Vanilla for Beto O'Rourke.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 04:08 PM (5apCz)
In the town where he committed the crime. He doesn't get special privileges just because he's NA.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 04:09 PM (5apCz)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 07, 2023 04:10 PM (rH1KZ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2023 04:10 PM (YqDXo)
I’m also sure that the remainder of the USWNY are happy to see the ass end of that grandstander.
I’ll bet it ate at Rapinoe that Morgan got more publicity and sponsorships because (never mind being more talented) she is an attractive woman and doesn’t have a face like a dull axe blade.
Posted by: Rse at August 07, 2023 04:32 PM (nos7q)
Posted by: Comrade Roboto at August 07, 2023 04:42 PM (nJ1bF)
http://tiny.cc/h9p9vz
Posted by: Mr. Right at August 07, 2023 04:53 PM (s3gLo)
I have to work in this environment. Have to keep my mouth shut.
Thank all y'all for speaking.
Posted by: NC Ref at August 07, 2023 04:58 PM (fnmJK)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 03:02 PM (5apCz)
She has been for years, keeps getting slapped down by the media.
Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at August 07, 2023 05:40 PM (9o0h2)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 03:00 PM (DRSnL)
No way the US doesn't have enough women that a 38 year old player is the best one to be on the team. Once of them might have scored a goal to make the penalty kicks unnecessary.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2023 05:40 PM (eoQWY)
++++
Yes, it is.
If you disagree, I hope you're prepared to branded a TERF and hounded out of public and your work.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 03:04 PM (t0OGg)
She already has been, many times. Media keeps her "voice" unheard.
Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at August 07, 2023 05:42 PM (9o0h2)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 07, 2023 03:14 PM (/iWhV)
In college I played intramural soccer and one team did have such a player - very good. He juked me out so bad I had to fling myself down a few times to avoid landing a step on the back of one of his calves and potentially seriously injuring him.
A while later we played someone who thought they were good but I just shut him down by kicking the ball away because he let it get too far ahead. Perfectly clean. He ended up punching me in the eye and nearly putting it out since I have contacts. I think it shook him that after he hit me I turned and just laughed at him after the surprise of it. Bled into the white of the eye, formed a scab below the eye of juice oozing out of the swelling. Better boxer than soccer player.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 07, 2023 05:49 PM (eoQWY)
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Posted by: GanGanowicz at August 07, 2023 03:49 PM (AxRGS)
Tennis used to be that way in the 70s, these days the grunting on each swing makes it unwatchable for me.
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