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Jim Jordan Accuses FBI's Pointman on Government-Directed Censorship, Elvis Chan, of Perjuring Himself Before Congress Regarding the Hunter Biden Laptop

Another Regime agent who won't be prosecuted -- unless we can elect a Republican president who can and will take out the trash.

Apparently a single FBI agent, when asked by the social media companies the FBI was demanding censor the story, confirmed that they knew the Hunter Biden laptop was real.

However, after that, the FBI executed a walkback, insisting they had no comment on whether the laptop was real or not, and were even unsure about it.

Elvis Chan lied when he told Congress he did not speak to the social media companies after that initial, unguarded admission by an unknown FBI agent that the laptop was real.

But he did, and the suspicion is that he doesn't want to admit that conversation because he might well have lied to the social media companies and told them the laptop was fake.

House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jim Jordan released new evidence Monday that he said shows the FBI lied about meeting with Big Tech companies before the 2020 election to discuss Hunter Biden's laptop, a story that social media companies were censoring at the time.

The "FBI LIED ABOUT MEETING WITH BIG TECH REGARDING NY POST'S HUNTER BIDEN LAPTOP STORY," Jordan wrote on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter.

Jordan published documents showing the FBI's comments on the Hunter Biden story when it first broke and how FBI Special Agent Elvis Chan testified about his meetings with Facebook representatives.

Chan and Foreign Influence Task Force Section Chief Laura Dehmlow met with Facebook on Oct. 14, 2020, the day the New York Post published its story on the Hunter Biden laptop. Dehmlow met with both Twitter and Facebook that day.

At this time, the FBI had the laptop in its possession and knew that it was real, Jordan said.

Documents published by Jordan show that when a Twitter representative asked whether the story was real, an FBI agent said "yes," but an FBI lawyer jumped in, cutting him off with, "No further comment."

Dehmlow then said the FBI held When the Facebook meeting was held later in the day, the FBI simply said, "No comment," when asked whether the Hunter Biden story was factual.

Twitter and Facebook then censored the story.

In November 2022, Chan testified in a censorship lawsuit brought by the states of Missouri and Louisiana against the Biden administration that he was "confident" he was not part of any meetings with Big Tech, other than the one with Facebook on Oct. 14, 2020.

However, Jordan published an internal Facebook document showing that Chan had a "follow up" call with the social media platform on Oct. 15, 2020, one day after the initial meeting.

Chan also claimed he didn't know personally if the laptop was real or not.

In fact, evidence shows he knew it had been verified as real.


Posted by: Ace at 12:16 PM




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1 st!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 12:17 PM (t0OGg)

2 st

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 12:17 PM (DRSnL)

3 Ace is awake!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 12:17 PM (xSSfo)

4 Dammit Joe!

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 12:17 PM (DRSnL)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

6 SPAM!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 07, 2023 12:17 PM (xcxpd)

7 Abolish the FBI

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 07, 2023 12:18 PM (xcxpd)

8 It don't mean anything unless the perjuring sons-of-bitches are put in PMITA prison for a long, long time.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:18 PM (ynpvh)

9 Another Regime agent who won't be prosecuted -- unless we can elect a Republican president who can and will take out the trash.
++++
Willing? Probably one or two of them.

Capable? None of them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 12:18 PM (t0OGg)

10 Hi Ace

How was your weekend?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2023 12:18 PM (t/2Uw)

11 2 st

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 12:17 PM (DRSnL)

3st would've been better. Thirst.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:18 PM (ynpvh)

12 Back from vacation.. now to read the content...

Posted by: Inogame at August 07, 2023 12:18 PM (53oGX)

13 Elvis Chan dead on a toilet when?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 07, 2023 12:19 PM (xcxpd)

14 But he did, and the suspicion is that he doesn't want to admit that conversation because he might well have lied to the social media companies and told them the laptop was fake.
++++
Lying to Congress is acceptable, so why isn't lying to some doucebag at a tech firm?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 12:19 PM (t0OGg)

15 Elvis Chan? LOL.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2023 12:19 PM (xTRSc)

16 Exactly.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 12:19 PM (CBajr)

17 Charlie Chan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Elvis Chan

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

18 The House needs to defund both the DOJ, the IRS, and the FBI.
They can put all the defunding into the Continuing Resolution that has to be passed in the 10 days they are back from their Summer Recess.
(yeah, right)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 12:19 PM (xSSfo)

19 Looks like we need some new FBI guys.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2023 12:19 PM (4I/2K)

20 3st would've been better. Thirst.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:18 PM (ynpvh)

2th?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 12:19 PM (/EuRN)

21 This is all well and good, but how far were his sleeves rolled up?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

22 In fact, evidence shows he knew it had been verified as real.

----------

One man's evidence is another man's conspiracy theory.

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 12:20 PM (nMFct)

23 There is nothing that would surprise me at this point.

Posted by: Inogame at August 07, 2023 12:20 PM (53oGX)

24 The Uniparty - doing "election interference" since time immemorial.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 12:20 PM (CBajr)

25 Is Elvis Chan from Maomphis?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2023 12:20 PM (xTRSc)

26 Treason is still punishable by death.

Just saying.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2023 12:20 PM (WNDpb)

27 21 This is all well and good, but how far were his sleeves rolled up?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

Fucker prolly looked like he was wearing a collared wifebeater and a necktie.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 12:20 PM (/EuRN)

28 23 There is nothing that would surprise me at this point.

Posted by: Inogame at August 07, 2023 12:20 PM (53oGX)

Them telling the truth. About everything.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:21 PM (ynpvh)

29 In before I say "Nothing will happen."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

30 >>> Ace is awake!

how dare you, I've been awake since 11:20

no really I'm getting up at 7:30 or 8 these days so I can get my walk/run in before the weather gets unbearable

Posted by: ace at August 07, 2023 12:21 PM (KRtlO)

31 I'm sensing a harshly worded letter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2023 12:21 PM (Nkpwx)

32 25 Is Elvis Chan from Maomphis?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2023 12:20 PM (xTRSc)

4chan >>>>>Elvis Chan

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:21 PM (ynpvh)

33 Documents published by Jordan show that when a Twitter representative asked whether the story was real, an FBI agent said "yes," but an FBI lawyer jumped in, cutting him off with, "No further comment."

Dehmlow then said the FBI held When the Facebook meeting was held later in the day, the FBI simply said, "No comment," when asked whether the Hunter Biden story was factual.

++++
I don't get it. They knew they were lying. Facebook knew (or at least strongly suspected that) they were lying. Why bother with the "no comment" crap? Just tell the same lie you've been telling. What's the point? There are no consequences to lying and cheating and stealing - not for the Party or it's enforcement apparatus the FBI or any of their myrmidons - so why the pretense?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 12:21 PM (t0OGg)

34 Elvis Chan sounds like he was made up by AI

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 12:21 PM (CBajr)

35 Strong words are called for.

And of course, another training program.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 07, 2023 12:21 PM (brAQZ)

36 I don't think Congress has the power to throw these fucking liars in jail, right?

Let's get this started, and throw some of these dipshits in the clink, like the persecuted J6 people.

Tit for tat game theory.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2023 12:21 PM (ufFY8)

37 One man's evidence is another man's conspiracy theory.
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club .

I read 'colonoscopy theory'... it works for a GC too.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 12:21 PM (xSSfo)

38
Fucker prolly looked like he was wearing a collared wifebeater and a necktie.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 12:20 PM (/EuRN)



The meter doesn't move till they're rolled up at LEAST as far as the guy in the Morning Art Thread this morning.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

39 Of course the FBI knew it was real, they knew it was real with 5 minutes of perusing it.

One of the more grimly amusing aspects about this monstrosity is when they raided Giuliani's office and home and were hoovering up everything they could, Giuliani offered them up a copy of the laptops hard drive, the agents quickly backed out of the room and left.

We are dealing with some vicious and dirty operators here.

The entire LE/IC apparatus needs to be dismantled and shuttered.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2023 12:21 PM (rc3Z7)

40 Chan also claimed he didn't know personally if the laptop was real or not.

In fact, evidence shows he knew it had been verified as real.

++++
Meh. All he did was lie to Congress about it. That's just normal activity for fun and profit if you're in the ruling class.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 12:22 PM (t0OGg)

41 This is all well and good, but how far were his sleeves rolled up?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

Further than ever, they were like a wife beater.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2023 12:22 PM (CIS44)

42 Not to mention the FBI had the laptop in 2019! It’s not like they didn’t have the time to verify it.

Off with their heads!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 07, 2023 12:22 PM (scAkO)

43 31 I'm sensing a harshly worded letter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2023 12:21 PM (Nkpwx)

But not too harsh.

Posted by: GOPe at August 07, 2023 12:22 PM (ynpvh)

44 Chan also claimed he didn't know personally if the laptop was real or not.

Elvis Shrugged.

Posted by: Ayn Rand at August 07, 2023 12:22 PM (Vu7A1)

45 The dude's name is Elvis Chan. Of course you can't trust him.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2023 12:22 PM (iFTx/)

46 Them telling the truth. About everything.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
----------
The buzzards would have a feast in short order.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 12:22 PM (bk5GW)

47 There are no consequences to lying and cheating and stealing - not for the Party or it's enforcement apparatus the FBI or any of their myrmidons - so why the pretense?

Question: Was Ethel Merman a myrmidon?

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2023 12:22 PM (eOEVl)

48 Is Elvis Chan from Maomphis?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2023 12:20 PM (xTRSc)

Tu Pei Lo

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at August 07, 2023 12:22 PM (T/Lqj)

49 This is all well and good, but how far were his sleeves rolled up?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

Not as high as the Hopper pic earlier today.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2023 12:22 PM (ufFY8)

50 32 25 Is Elvis Chan from Maomphis?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2023 12:20 PM (xTRSc)

4chan >>>>>Elvis Chan
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:21 PM (ynpvh)

Well they both like to distribute child pron....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 07, 2023 12:22 PM (xcxpd)

51 34 Elvis Chan sounds like he was made up by AI
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 12:21 PM (CBajr)

I just had an image of weeb Anime Elvis pop up in my head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 07, 2023 12:22 PM (zZu0s)

52 This is all well and good, but how far were his sleeves rolled up?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

I always thought the dress shirt with rolled up sleeves look was kinda sexy. On the right guy, of course.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 12:22 PM (DRSnL)

53
And of course, another training program.
Posted by: Eeyore at August 07, 2023 12:21 PM (brAQZ)



"You WILL shower with the mancock."

- - - - U Penn Advisory Staff

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

54 OH NO! PERJURY!

Well, I'm SURE someone will be held accountable THIS time.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 07, 2023 12:23 PM (zjgNU)

55 3st would've been better. Thirst.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:18 PM (ynpvh)

2th?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 12:19 PM (/EuRN)

---------

During Root Canal, Gum Abscess, and Horrid Breath Pride Month?

REALLY???

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 12:23 PM (nMFct)

56 It's about remembering to parse words correctly. Do I KNOW that the laptop is real? Do I KNOW that Joe Biden isn't a lizard man from Uranus? When I say that the laptop is Russian disinformation am I making a claim that the laptop isn't real or am I claiming that Russia, being Russia, will use the laptop story maliciously to add untrue meaning or...whatever. Does Tulsi Gabbard work for Russia? Hillary never said she did, she said Tulsi was an ASSET which is a word that means nothing, except that most people consider an "asset" to be something or someone controlled by Russia, the word itself is squishy.

Posted by: Synova at August 07, 2023 12:23 PM (BD/yx)

57 Spoiler alert, these people won't be prosecuted even if you DO elect a GOP administration.

The republic is dead.

Posted by: somedood at August 07, 2023 12:23 PM (QBv/U)

58
I always thought the dress shirt with rolled up sleeves look was kinda sexy. On the right guy, of course.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 12:22 PM (DRSnL)



*rushes to the closet to don a button up shirt*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

59 This is all well and good, but how far were his sleeves rolled up?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

He did an extra roll, to show he is SUPER serious, this time...

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 07, 2023 12:23 PM (Hudry)

60 Perjure away....nothing will happen to them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2023 12:23 PM (QNSds)

61 Elvis Chan is an example of how to do multiculturalism wrong.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 12:23 PM (bk5GW)

62 I always thought the dress shirt with rolled up sleeves look was kinda sexy. On the right guy, of course.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 12:22 PM (DRSnL)

*rolls up sleeves*

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2023 12:24 PM (CIS44)

63 This issue of veracity is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where we need them to go.

Posted by: Kamala! at August 07, 2023 12:24 PM (a3Q+t)

64 The entire LE/IC apparatus needs to be dismantled and shuttered.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2023 12:21 PM (rc3Z7)

May I offer a suggestion?

Posted by: Lt. Ellen Ripley at August 07, 2023 12:24 PM (4I/2K)

65 I'll say it again the next Republican president should dump the entire databases of both the FBI and DOJ onto the web after getting undercovers and informants to safety. Nuke it from orbit so to speak

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2023 12:24 PM (Nkpwx)

66 Elvis Grbac >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Elvis Chan

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2023 12:24 PM (xTRSc)

67 When I worked, where I worked, lying or falsifying a document got you shit canned...like yesterday.

Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2023 12:24 PM (AwYPR)

68 It's about remembering to parse words correctly. Do I KNOW that the laptop is real? Do I KNOW that Joe Biden isn't a lizard man from Uranus? When I say that the laptop is Russian disinformation am I making a claim that the laptop isn't real or am I claiming that Russia, being Russia, will use the laptop story maliciously to add untrue meaning or...whatever. Does Tulsi Gabbard work for Russia? Hillary never said she did, she said Tulsi was an ASSET which is a word that means nothing, except that most people consider an "asset" to be something or someone controlled by Russia, the word itself is squishy.
Posted by: Synova at August 07, 2023 12:23 PM (BD/yx)
++++
And CISA hadn't invented "Malinformation" - which is what the Laptop From Hell was - yet...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 12:24 PM (t0OGg)

69 Somewhere in the FBI there is an honest ham 'n egger.

Posted by: Sean Hannity, drinking to excess and pounding on the bar at August 07, 2023 12:24 PM (WNDpb)

70 I'm getting up at 7:30 or 8 these days so I can get my walk/run in before the weather gets unbearable
Posted by: ace

Good plan.
I'm trying to get rid of the weeds that have taken over the large pea gravel area. I was out for about 10 mins and then had to come in due to the heat and humidity.
Monsoon in AZ is *uncomfortable* to say the least.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 12:24 PM (xSSfo)

71 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 12:21 PM (t0OGg)

Lying is fun, so is saying no comment.

They like changing things up, keeping the enemy off balance.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 12:24 PM (CBajr)

72 Elvis the alligator >> Elvis Costello >> Elvis Chan

Posted by: db at August 07, 2023 12:25 PM (wu87C)

73 "You WILL shower with the mancock."

- - - - U Penn Advisory Staff
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

I blame Joe Paterno

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 07, 2023 12:25 PM (xcxpd)

74 In before the Ham and Eggers comment

Posted by: In Before Guy at August 07, 2023 12:25 PM (JqMqI)

75 56 Do I KNOW that Joe Biden isn't a lizard man from Uranus?

Posted by: Synova at August 07, 2023 12:23 PM (BD/yx)

I've checked, no Joe Biden or Lizards around there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:25 PM (ynpvh)

76 Abolish The FBI.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 07, 2023 12:25 PM (5L/TD)

77 Of course, this perjury also means the FBI was FULLY involved in election interference.

That ALSO will not be punished in our banana republic.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 07, 2023 12:25 PM (zjgNU)

78 Deep State strikes again to cover their own asses

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2023 12:25 PM (EKsjb)

79 I know this might be an unpopular opinion, but I don't think lying to Congress or law enforcement or anyone else should be a crime. Fuck these people. They do not deserve the respect of honesty. They deserve nothing but contempt and piss in their faces. Maybe I'll rethink my position when it becomes a crime for them to lie to us. Until then, they can go fuck themselves.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2023 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

80 Just more outrage fodder. Nothing will happen. Do they enjoy mocking us? We're witnessing the most floridly corrupt and treasonous government in out history and we can't even bring impeachment charges on the guy who destroyed our borders and transparently lies about it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 07, 2023 12:25 PM (oOYwh)

81 Did he lie? Y N
Was he a Democrat? Y N
You get the rest.

Posted by: Flow Chart at August 07, 2023 12:25 PM (ik/65)

82 I always thought the dress shirt with rolled up sleeves look was kinda sexy. On the right guy, of course.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 12:22 PM (DRSnL)

I am assuming you want the muscular, corded forearm look?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 07, 2023 12:25 PM (zZu0s)

83 I always thought the dress shirt with rolled up sleeves look was kinda sexy. On the right guy, of course.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 12:22 PM (DRSnL)

I can't roll my sleeves up. These Popeye forearms of mine don't allow it.

Posted by: Steve Garvey at August 07, 2023 12:25 PM (4I/2K)

84 I always thought the dress shirt with rolled up sleeves look was kinda sexy. On the right guy, of course.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 12:22 PM (DRSnL)

---------

Immediate bicep and tricep GAINZZZZ!

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 12:26 PM (nMFct)

85
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at August 07, 2023 12:26 PM (VBUVH)

86 Little Elvis >>>>>Elvis Grbac >>>>>> Elvis Chan

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 07, 2023 12:26 PM (ufFY8)

87 The FBI is the most powerful constitutional branch.

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 07, 2023 12:26 PM (b4nR4)

88
Further than ever, they were like a wife beater.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2023 12:22 PM (CIS44)



That reminds me.

Two things I saw at a Texas Tech graduation this weekend:

1. A dude in a pair of shorts and a wife beater tank top undershirt (no outer shirt, just the tank top).

2. A dude with full beard wearing a skin tight, ball high cocktail dress.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

89 No OnE iS aBoVe ThE lAw!!

Posted by: Dispatch from Clownworld, West Hartford Precinct at August 07, 2023 12:27 PM (ik/65)

90 87 The FBI is the most powerful constitutional branch.

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at August 07, 2023 12:26 PM (b4nR4)

Even more so than the IRS

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:27 PM (ynpvh)

91 Watch for modifiers like "personally".

Do I PERSONALLY know that China exists? No. I'm taking the existence of China from second hand sources. The people I know who immigrated from China MIGHT be lying to me and it's all just a scam put on us by Viet Nam, Korea, Siberia and Tibet.

Posted by: Synova at August 07, 2023 12:27 PM (BD/yx)

92 Gold lame Elvis >>>> Elvis Costello ~ Fat Elvis > Weeb Elvis Chan

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 07, 2023 12:27 PM (zZu0s)

93 Maybe I'll rethink my position when it becomes a crime for them to lie to us. Until then, they can go fuck themselves.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2023 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

I don't take it so much that Congress itself is sacrosanct and must not be lied to because they're so darn special, but more that it's an official proceeding, and you're under oath not to lie, so if you *do* lie, and your lie is entered into the official record of What Happened, it ought to be punishable. Just as you can't lie in any other trial or hearing where you're under oath.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 12:27 PM (/EuRN)

94 Did he lie? Y N
Was he a Democrat? Y N
You get the rest.

Posted by: Flow Chart at August 07, 2023 12:25 PM (ik/65)

+++++++

Imma gonna need to see a Venn Diagram from Kamala on that.

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 12:27 PM (nMFct)

95 Are Jim's sleeves especially rolled up tight today?

Posted by: Archer at August 07, 2023 12:28 PM (gmo/4)

96 Monsoon in AZ is *uncomfortable* to say the least.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 12:24 PM (xSSfo)

Yeah, monsoon season in AZ, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2023 12:28 PM (ufFY8)

97 92 Gold lame Elvis >>>> Elvis Costello ~ Fat Elvis > Weeb Elvis Chan

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 07, 2023 12:27 PM (zZu0s)

Gold Lamé Elvis was lame?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:28 PM (ynpvh)

98 Velvet Elvis Chan

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2023 12:28 PM (63Dwl)

99 A dude with full beard wearing a skin tight, ball high cocktail dress.
Posted by: Sponge

Were you looking in a mirror at the time?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 12:28 PM (xSSfo)

100 The "Hunter's in the Basement' video in the sidebar is amusing, but ends on such a wildly inaccurate point that it defies belief.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 12:29 PM (t0OGg)

101 Elvii....Elvis pre and post carb.

Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2023 12:29 PM (AwYPR)

102 98 Velvet Elvis Chan
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 07, 2023 12:28 PM (63Dwl)

never puts on weight

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 07, 2023 12:29 PM (xcxpd)

103 Perjury... a mere omission of truth. Nothing to get your panties in wad over.

Calm down. We're in control.


Seriously... we are in control.

Posted by: FBI Top Men at August 07, 2023 12:29 PM (Q4IgG)

104 Gold Lamé Elvis was lame?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:28 PM (ynpvh)

I do not know how to put the accent on the e, only when it gives me a spell check like with touché.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 07, 2023 12:29 PM (zZu0s)

105
Were you looking in a mirror at the time?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 12:28 PM (xSSfo)



I was in jeans, boots and a red short sleeve button up shirt, thank you very much.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

106 101 Elvii....Elvis pre and post carb.

Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2023 12:29 PM (AwYPR)

Las Vegas has lots of Elvii.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:29 PM (ynpvh)

107 Lying is fun, so is saying no comment.

They like changing things up, keeping the enemy off balance.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 12:24 PM (CBajr)
++++
It could be that simple, I suppose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 12:29 PM (t0OGg)

108 Get them a new Mall of America sized HQ, stat!!!

-The Fightin' GOP, Donate Today!!

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 12:29 PM (CBajr)

109 Were you looking in a mirror at the time?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 12:28 PM (xSSfo)

=====

*snort*

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 12:29 PM (DRSnL)

110 And by golly, if we can just elect more Republicans, they'll eventually get around to impeaching Biden and holding others accountable. This time they mean it!

Posted by: toddg at August 07, 2023 12:30 PM (B3RQo)

111 I was in jeans, boots and a red short sleeve button up shirt, thank you very much.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

*Jordan Swoons*

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2023 12:30 PM (CIS44)

112 I wonder what ties to the CCCP Chan has?

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at August 07, 2023 12:30 PM (VMFAF)

113 I thought Elvis Chan was a gay figure skater.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 07, 2023 12:30 PM (HfNu5)

114 104 Gold Lamé Elvis was lame?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:28 PM (ynpvh)

I do not know how to put the accent on the e, only when it gives me a spell check like with touché.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 07, 2023 12:29 PM (zZu0s)

Keyboard: + 130
é

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:30 PM (ynpvh)

115 Black Light Poster Of Elvis >>>Elvis Chan

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2023 12:30 PM (ufFY8)

116 114 104 Gold Lamé Elvis was lame?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:28 PM (ynpvh)

I do not know how to put the accent on the e, only when it gives me a spell check like with touché.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 07, 2023 12:29 PM (zZu0s)

Keyboard: + 130
é

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:30 PM (ynpvh)

F'n hell.
Alt key held down, then punch in the number 130.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:30 PM (ynpvh)

117
Yeah, monsoon season in AZ, right?
Posted by: DIG

Yup, dew point gets over 65 and we get T storms, July through Sept usually.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 12:30 PM (xSSfo)

118 + 130

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2023 12:31 PM (eOEVl)

119 2. A dude with full beard wearing a skin tight, ball high cocktail dress.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

---------

That's hot!

Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE SPONGE at August 07, 2023 12:31 PM (nMFct)

120 Nope

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2023 12:31 PM (eOEVl)

121 I was in jeans, boots and a red short sleeve button up shirt, thank you very much.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

*Jordan Swoons*
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2023 12:30 PM (CIS44)

====

SHORT sleeve button up shirt. That doesn't work.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 12:31 PM (DRSnL)

122 And by golly, if we can just elect more Republicans, they'll eventually get around to impeaching Biden and holding others accountable. This time they mean it!
Posted by: toddg

If we just had 1 or 2 more senators we could get things done. Send more money.
-Mitch McConnell with 98 republican senators

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2023 12:31 PM (CIS44)

123 Las Vegas has lots of Elvii.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:29 PM (ynpvh)

prolly got a union.

Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2023 12:31 PM (AwYPR)

124 118 + 130

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2023 12:31 PM (eOEVl)

Pixie ate the stuff that came before that. Doesn't like with alt in between.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

125 118 + 130

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2023 12:31 PM (eOEVl)

-------

I was told there would be no math ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 12:32 PM (nMFct)

126 >
<

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

127 OH NO! PERJURY!

Well, I'm SURE someone will be held accountable THIS time.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 07, 2023 12:23 PM (zjgNU)

Only if they are conservative, Christian, or MAGAts. Junta employees and true believers are not held to this tier of lawfare.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 07, 2023 12:32 PM (3CCua)

128 é
Ah, must use number pad, Grasshopper.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2023 12:32 PM (eOEVl)

129 ====

SHORT sleeve button up shirt. That doesn't work.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 12:31 PM (DRSnL)



This does not surprise me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

130 Is DC the only court that any of these traitors can be tried in? Is it because the headquarters are in DC? Do congressional committees referrals have to go through DOJ? If an obviously conflicted judge refuses to recuse themselves, is there any higher authority to step in?
Real questions.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2023 12:32 PM (t/2Uw)

131 123 Las Vegas has lots of Elvii.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:29 PM (ynpvh)

prolly got a union.

Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2023 12:31 PM (AwYPR)

Do they pump gas in New Jersey?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

132
F'n hell.
Alt key held down, then punch in the number 130.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:30 PM (ynpvh)

*attempts*

That just did a lot of things, none of which resulted in an accented e. I think I am married to a Ukrainian Thot now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 07, 2023 12:33 PM (zZu0s)

133 skin tight, ball high cocktail dress.

The word 'ball' should never be in a sentence with those other words.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 07, 2023 12:33 PM (ufFY8)

134 SHORT sleeve button up shirt. That doesn't work.
Posted by: Jordan61

Oh yes it does, really.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 12:33 PM (xSSfo)

135 128 é
Ah, must use number pad, Grasshopper.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2023 12:32 PM (eOEVl)

Or copy-paste.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

136 é


Huh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

137 128 é
Ah, must use number pad, Grasshopper.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2023 12:32 PM (eOEVl)

Ah-ha!

é

Well, I guess some of us learned something today. Thanks jim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 07, 2023 12:34 PM (zZu0s)

138 â

dammit!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 12:34 PM (/EuRN)

139 I'm sensing a 6 week paid vacation and some training when Chan gets back to fucking over America.. er I mean work at the FIB.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 07, 2023 12:34 PM (17s+e)

140 Is this the shirt thread?

Posted by: Paul Anka at August 07, 2023 12:34 PM (Xrfse)

141 Is DC the only court that any of these traitors can be tried in? Is it because the headquarters are in DC? Do congressional committees referrals have to go through DOJ? If an obviously conflicted judge refuses to recuse themselves, is there any higher authority to step in?
Real questions.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

this is precisely why the idea of a person being tried in their home district makes so much sense. but alas TPTB would never allow this.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2023 12:34 PM (CIS44)

142 132
F'n hell.
Alt key held down, then punch in the number 130.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:30 PM (ynpvh)

*attempts*

That just did a lot of things, none of which resulted in an accented e. I think I am married to a Ukrainian Thot now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 07, 2023 12:33 PM (zZu0s)

You have to release the alt key afterwards.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:34 PM (ynpvh)

143 That just did a lot of things, none of which resulted in an accented e. I think I am married to a Ukrainian Thot now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 07, 2023 12:33 PM (zZu0s)

Trade lives with me

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 07, 2023 12:35 PM (xcxpd)

144 Spammers now commonly use special characters to get around filters and make people think their links are legit.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 12:35 PM (CBajr)

145 I'm sensing a 6 week paid vacation and some training when Chan gets back to fucking over America.. er I mean work at the FIB.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 07, 2023 12:34 PM (17s+e)



"Vacations are TIGHT, bruh...."

- - - Joe Biden Vacationing Half His Presidency

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)

146 Las Vegas has lots of Elvii.


So does Santa.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2023 12:35 PM (xTRSc)

147 The corruption of the DC courts, including the 1st Circuit, is a reason the headquarters of all agencies need to be removed form DC. Also to make smarmy government types live in places like Manhattan, Kansas, but mostly the former.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 07, 2023 12:35 PM (rH1KZ)

148 unless we can elect a Republican president who can and will take out the trash.

nahhh, it'll be fine

Posted by: GOP at August 07, 2023 12:35 PM (25k9m)

149 It's spanish for "The Vis"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 12:35 PM (/EuRN)

150 That reminds me.

Two things I saw at a Texas Tech graduation this weekend:

1. A dude in a pair of shorts and a wife beater tank top undershirt (no outer shirt, just the tank top).

2. A dude with full beard wearing a skin tight, ball high cocktail dress.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Sounds like a motley crew.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 12:35 PM (t0OGg)

151 Trade lives with me
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 07, 2023 12:35 PM (xcxpd)

=====

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 12:35 PM (DRSnL)

152 I saw Elvis pumping gas in Virginny once, right outside Richmond.

He was humming "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down"...

He had lost a lot of weight and was toothless but I knew it was him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 07, 2023 12:36 PM (5L/TD)

153
Oh Boy! Today has been the best day ever! Just got a new tattoo, and now I'm knocking out a marathon

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 07, 2023 12:36 PM (5hfjS)

154 unless we can elect a Republican president who can and will take out the trash.

nahhh, it'll be fine
Posted by: GOP

that's not who we are
-Also the GOP

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2023 12:36 PM (CIS44)

155 138 â

dammit!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 12:34 PM (/EuRN)

Been doing lots of genealogy, need to add é, ñ, á, í, ó, and ú to names. So am pretty good at remembering those:
alt + 130
alt + 164
alt + 160
alt + 161
alt + 162
alt + 163

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:36 PM (ynpvh)

156 I'm sensing a 6 week paid vacation and some training when Chan gets back to fucking over America.. er I mean work at the FIB.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at August 07, 2023 12:34 PM (17s+e)
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LOL. No chance. He doesn't need retraining. There won't even be a vague pseudo-response to this.

He might get a bigger office, though. Maybe.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 12:36 PM (t0OGg)

157
nahhh, it'll be fine
Posted by: GOP at August 07, 2023 12:35 PM (25k9m)



"We will stop the Biden Administration."

- - - Mitch "Blue Screen" McConnell

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)

158 Sounds like a motley crew.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 12:35 PM (t0OGg)

Well the second one kinda does.

At least until Vince Neil got fat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 12:36 PM (/EuRN)

159 Skydiving Elvii in Las Vegas >> all other Elvii

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2023 12:37 PM (4I/2K)

160 Elvis is no Top Chop.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 07, 2023 12:37 PM (DmtxH)

161 I don't take it so much that Congress itself is sacrosanct and must not be lied to because they're so darn special, but more that it's an official proceeding, and you're under oath not to lie, so if you *do* lie, and your lie is entered into the official record of What Happened, it ought to be punishable. Just as you can't lie in any other trial or hearing where you're under oath.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 12:27 PM (/EuRN)
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Now there's a thought...maybe Congresscritturs should take the SAME (or very similar) oath not to lie during these proceedings. At the very least, if they DO lie, then they removed from the committee. Or maybe lose their prime parking spot for a month.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2023 12:37 PM (YIVH2)

162 Trade lives with me
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 07, 2023 12:35 PM (xcxpd)
++++
I misread this as if "Trade is a thing or person that lives in the same place as me" and was trying to figure out what the hell it meant until I realized I was reading it wrong and was also being really dumb.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 12:37 PM (t0OGg)

163 146 Las Vegas has lots of Elvii.


So does Santa.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2023 12:35 PM (xTRSc)

Except those are elvii, not Elvii.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:37 PM (ynpvh)

164 Just got a new tattoo, and now I'm knocking out a marathon

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 07, 2023 12:36 PM (5hfjS)

Better than me.
I am doing reps on Satan's barbed cock.

Posted by: RBG at August 07, 2023 12:38 PM (ufFY8)

165 Oh boy, you just wait till Steiner comes!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 07, 2023 12:38 PM (CULda)

166 153
Oh Boy! Today has been the best day ever! Just got a new tattoo, and now I'm knocking out a marathon

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 07, 2023 12:36 PM (5hfjS)

The chocolate bar?
https://is.gd/sYUdFT

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:38 PM (ynpvh)

167 Who fucking cares who knew what was real or when they knew it? Completely immaterial.

It doesn't matter. The FBI could have received ironclad, airtight evidence from a risen Christ himself, showing that, in no uncertain terms, the laptop was pure Russian disinformation. The appropriate measure, if there even is one, would be to publish their own press release stating those facts for the public.

The government has zero business intervening with the press to kill or promote any story, short of a civil trial for libel, where an organization is ordered to retract that libel.

And no media company has any business speaking with G-d cursed piece of shit lawman about what it will and will not publish.

If I ran Twitter, and this little yellow heathen came knocking on my door, I'd set the rape dogs on him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2023 12:39 PM (0FoWg)

168 This blonde with a big smile wonders if the best path to total immunity and plenty of wealth and power is just to marry a bureaucrat:
https://is.gd/r2uipu

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 12:39 PM (t0OGg)

169 Now there's a thought...maybe Congresscritturs should take the SAME (or very similar) oath not to lie during these proceedings. At the very least, if they DO lie, then they removed from the committee. Or maybe lose their prime parking spot for a month.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2023 12:37 PM (YIVH2)

Make them suffer the same penalty as any other person would. You provably perjure yourself? You pay the penalty. We don't do Nobility here. It's right there in the original rulebook.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 12:39 PM (/EuRN)

170 It don't mean anything unless the perjuring sons-of-bitches are put in PMITA prison for a long, long time.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:18 PM (ynpvh)


I want to be clear that I, for one, am not advocating that they have "child molester" tattooed on their foreheads and placed into general population in a supermax. I am absolutely not advocating that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2023 12:39 PM (1Z8zZ)

171 Also, Rosalynn’s gonna be a little late.

*winks*

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 07, 2023 12:40 PM (xTRSc)

172 ... The government has zero business intervening with the press to kill or promote any story, short of a civil trial for libel, where an organization is ordered to retract that libel.

And no media company has any business speaking with G-d cursed piece of shit lawman about what it will and will not publish.

If I ran Twitter, and this little yellow heathen came knocking on my door, I'd set the rape dogs on him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2023 12:39 PM (0FoWg)
++++
I'm just going put your documents in the "not a team player" file.

Posted by: Commissar at August 07, 2023 12:40 PM (t0OGg)

173 In case you were wondering, the guy in this video is me.

https://tinyurl.com/3tjpj9xn

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2023 12:40 PM (eOEVl)

174 I misread this as if "Trade is a thing or person that lives in the same place as me" and was trying to figure out what the hell it meant until I realized I was reading it wrong and was also being really dumb.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 12:37 PM (t0OGg)

English be hard, yo.

It is also the creme de la creme of languages.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2023 12:40 PM (ufFY8)

175 But the more important question, is Chan's significant other (he's based in SF, so 150% chance he's gay/trans) being supported by the DNC to run for a seat in a predominately Republican district to lose so the family can use the election slush funds for personal expenses?

Because if that was the case, well then, Gaetz/MTG will have to write a strongly worded letter than.

Posted by: Scott_T at August 07, 2023 12:40 PM (2waQ7)

176 170 It don't mean anything unless the perjuring sons-of-bitches are put in PMITA prison for a long, long time.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:18 PM (ynpvh)

I want to be clear that I, for one, am not advocating that they have "child molester" tattooed on their foreheads and placed into general population in a supermax. I am absolutely not advocating that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2023 12:39 PM (1Z8zZ)

Do Supermax prisons allow them to mix with the gen population?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

177 168 This blonde with a big smile wonders if the best path to total immunity and plenty of wealth and power is just to marry a bureaucrat:
https://is.gd/r2uipu
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 12:39 PM (t0OGg)

She looks fun

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 07, 2023 12:41 PM (xcxpd)

178 Have the Republicans proposed any kind of reform of Federal law enforcement agencies?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 07, 2023 12:41 PM (scAkO)

179 It's all Kabuki theater. Wake me when someone goes to jail.

Posted by: Marc J at August 07, 2023 12:41 PM (OBgnB)

180 English be hard, yo.

It is also the creme de la creme of languages.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2023 12:40 PM (ufFY

Sound French.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2023 12:41 PM (4I/2K)

181 Jordan is seemingly just like that fool, Trey Gowdy. Lotta talk and not much action. Seriously clown, stop yammering and send out some subpeonas, along with a statement, something along the lines of "no more money for the FBI." Period. Full stop.

Congress (well the GOP) needs to grow some spine and some balls. Just don't fund these asshats. That's really the only power they have. Don't be scared to use that power, Jimbo.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 07, 2023 12:42 PM (YRsIm)

182 141 Is DC the only court that any of these traitors can be tried in? Is it because the headquarters are in DC? Do congressional committees referrals have to go through DOJ? If an obviously conflicted judge refuses to recuse themselves, is there any higher authority to step in?
Real questions.

Posted by: sharon
----------
Vicinage is the constitutional concept in the first sentence of the 6th Amendment and that is a person should be tried in the district and state where the crime has been committed.

That is what Judge Cannon is discussing---creating a grand jury to investigate Trump for document mishandling in Florida is not apparently kosher under the plain reading of the law and that the short Florida grand jury stent to actually issue the indictment derived from information coming from another grand jury in a separate state and jurisidiction might be hinky. Dunno about the caselaw on this one.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 12:42 PM (bk5GW)

183 Do Supermax prisons allow them to mix with the gen population?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


No. SuperMax is lockdown.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 12:42 PM (5apCz)

184 My uncle by marriage was a Black Elvis for a long time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2023 12:42 PM (0FoWg)

185 https://tinyurl.com/4jdtunaa
President Joe Biden plans to announce that he is directing the ATF to close what Everytown calls the “private sales loophole” and the “digital loophole.” The “private sales loophole” is when an individual sells a firearm for profit but does not possess a Federal Firearm License (FFL).

Biden will call on the ATF to develop a new rule requiring anyone who makes any profit by selling firearms to possess an FFL. Guns tend to increase in value over time. A gun purchased in 1980 will likely sell for more money today than its original value.
The so-called “digital loophole” includes marketplaces like Armslist Firearms Classified

The BSCA was a massive gun control bill that passed Congress with the support of some Republicans. The bill changed the definition of a “gun seller.” The BSCA altered the wording of Section 921(a) of Title 18, United States Code. The BSCA altered the definition of someone “engaged in the business” of selling guns from “with the principal objective of livelihood and profit” to the ambiguous statement of “to predominantly earn a profit.” Now the Biden Administration is exploiting that change through the upcoming rule.

Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at August 07, 2023 12:42 PM (MFZ8i)

186 This blonde with a big smile wonders if the best path to total immunity and plenty of wealth and power is just to marry a bureaucrat:

I think even Fen will approve of this one.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2023 12:42 PM (eOEVl)

187 168 This blonde with a big smile wonders if the best path to total immunity and plenty of wealth and power is just to marry a bureaucrat:
https://is.gd/r2uipu
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 12:39 PM (t0OGg)

———

Belly button is too long. PASS!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 07, 2023 12:42 PM (scAkO)

188 If I ran Twitter, and this little yellow heathen came knocking on my door, I'd set the rape dogs on him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2023 12:39 PM (0FoWg)

--------

There's a button under the desk for that.

/too lazy to sock as Matt Lauer

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 12:43 PM (ysRX/)

189 180 English be hard, yo.

It is also the creme de la creme of languages.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2023 12:40 PM (ufFY

Sound French.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2023 12:41 PM (4I/2K)

Take it up with the head Honcho, pronto!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:43 PM (ynpvh)

190 The notion that any "republican" president will take out the trash is rather quaint.

Posted by: There is only one party, and it will stop anyone who tries to take it out at August 07, 2023 12:43 PM (bNy/6)

191 Why does Mannix keep posting pics from the AI that likes girls with broken necks?

Is this some kind of post gallows zombie porn?

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 12:43 PM (SaqTR)

192 The truth about what's really going on is always about three years away.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 12:43 PM (CBajr)

193 English be hard, yo.

It is also the creme de la creme of languages.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2023 12:40 PM (ufFY
++++
Its tendency to rifle through the pockets of other languages and pilfer words and expressions without remorse or shame is also one of the reason that it - much to the chagrin of the French - became the Lingua Franca.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 12:43 PM (t0OGg)

194 162 Trade lives with me
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 07, 2023 12:35 PM (xcxpd)
++++
I misread this as if "Trade is a thing or person that lives in the same place as me" and was trying to figure out what the hell it meant until I realized I was reading it wrong and was also being really dumb.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 12:37 PM (t0OGg)

lol
It's Monday, take a mulligan

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 07, 2023 12:43 PM (xcxpd)

195 183 Do Supermax prisons allow them to mix with the gen population?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


No. SuperMax is lockdown.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 12:42 PM (5apCz)

That's what I thought. Those assholes need to mix with then gen pop.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:43 PM (ynpvh)

196 Now there's a thought...maybe Congresscritturs should take the SAME (or very similar) oath not to lie during these proceedings. At the very least, if they DO lie, then they removed from the committee. Or maybe lose their prime parking spot for a month.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Heh. D'accord.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 12:43 PM (bk5GW)

197 English be hard, yo.

It is also the creme de la creme of languages.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2023 12:40 PM (ufFY

Sound French.
Posted by: Count de Monet


English follows every other language down a dark alley and mugs it for the best words.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 12:43 PM (5apCz)

198 I really enjoyed that smug, arrogant thief cocksucker getting his ass beat by the Sikh. Would have been better with blood and death, though. But I'll take what I can get.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2023 12:44 PM (iFTx/)

199 In case you were wondering, the guy in this video is me.

https://tinyurl.com/3tjpj9xn
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2023 12:40 PM (eOEVl)

Krikey!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 07, 2023 12:44 PM (ufFY8)

200 That's what I thought. Those assholes need to mix with then gen pop.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


There are fed pens that have regular gen pop.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 12:44 PM (5apCz)

201 This blonde with a big smile wonders if the best path to total immunity and plenty of wealth and power is just to marry a bureaucrat:
https://is.gd/r2uipu

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 12:39 PM (t0OGg)

--------

Nice teeth!

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 12:44 PM (SUzFC)

202 My uncle by marriage was a Black Elvis for a long time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2023 12:42 PM (0FoWg)

Does he know Tortelvis?

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 12:45 PM (SaqTR)

203 Do Supermax prisons allow them to mix with the gen population?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:41 PM (ynpvh)


Dunno. If they don't, however, I would absolutely not advocate an exception in these cases.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2023 12:45 PM (1Z8zZ)

204 The truth about what's really going on is always about three years away.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 12:43 PM (CBajr)

Or whenever they release all the JFK docs.

Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2023 12:45 PM (AwYPR)

205 English follows every other language down a dark alley and mugs it for the best words.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 12:43 PM (5apCz)

^^^This.

LOL

"Honcho" is Japanese, by the way.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2023 12:45 PM (ufFY8)

206 204 The truth about what's really going on is always about three years away.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 12:43 PM (CBajr)

Or whenever they release all the JFK docs.

Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2023 12:45 PM (AwYPR)

Aliens did it.

Posted by: FIB and CIA at August 07, 2023 12:45 PM (ynpvh)

207 Republicans are the Fake Vagina of politics.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 12:45 PM (CBajr)

208 The BSCA was a massive gun control bill that passed Congress with the support of some Republicans. The bill changed the definition of a “gun seller.” The BSCA altered the wording of Section 921(a) of Title 18, United States Code. The BSCA altered the definition of someone “engaged in the business” of selling guns from “with the principal objective of livelihood and profit” to the ambiguous statement of “to predominantly earn a profit.” Now the Biden Administration is exploiting that change through the upcoming rule.
Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton
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Cronyn and his cronies voting for the piece of shit bill deserve the Sikh caning experience.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 12:46 PM (bk5GW)

209 I saw Elvis pumping gas in Virginny once, right outside Richmond.

He was humming "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down"...

He had lost a lot of weight and was toothless but I knew it was him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 07, 2023 12:36 PM


Two years ago I saw Elvis* at the new gas station on the south Loop in Paris Texas. He was getting a hotdog and he posed for pictures.


*Best Elvis impersonator I have ever seen.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2023 12:46 PM (QNSds)

210 205 English follows every other language down a dark alley and mugs it for the best words.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 12:43 PM (5apCz)

^^^This.

LOL

"Honcho" is Japanese, by the way.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2023 12:45 PM (ufFY

I know. See my #189. And pronto is spanish.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:46 PM (ynpvh)

211 In case you were wondering, the guy in this video is me.

https://tinyurl.com/3tjpj9xn

Posted by: Archimedes

Don't know whether to be happy(man without a shirt) or sad(brain leaking out my ear) that you made me look.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2023 12:46 PM (t/2Uw)

212 Have the Republicans proposed any kind of reform of Federal law enforcement agencies?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 07, 2023 12:41 PM (scAkO)


I believe they've suggested that a plush, new mega-HQ would require them to spend more time walking from office to office while conspiring which is really all that can be expected.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2023 12:46 PM (1Z8zZ)

213 I really enjoyed that smug, arrogant thief cocksucker getting his ass beat by the Sikh.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 07, 2023 12:44 PM (iFTx/

...and then he asked for a soda.

Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2023 12:46 PM (AwYPR)

214 207 Republicans are the Fake Vagina of politics.
Posted by: ...

Good way to phrase it. Pustulent, scabby, stinky, and not much use for anything.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 12:47 PM (bk5GW)

215 The Ninth Circuit has struck down Hawaii's ban on butterfly knives on Second Amendment grounds.

Hawaiian judges hardest hit.

https://is.gd/fs4RAU

Brass knuckles and switchblades used to be illegal in my state, but after we got constitutional carry the legislature realized how stupid that was and repealed the law(s) voluntarily without anyone having to go to court. A rare outbreak of common sense on the part of the legislature, to be sure.




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2023 12:47 PM (Y6AXb)

216 In case you were wondering, the guy in this video is me.

https://tinyurl.com/3tjpj9xn
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2023 12:40 PM (eOEVl)
++++
"Through the power of telecommunications. And the fuckin' power of dance, of course."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 12:48 PM (t0OGg)

217 215 The Ninth Circuit has struck down Hawaii's ban on butterfly knives on Second Amendment grounds.

Hawaiian judges hardest hit.

https://is.gd/fs4RAU

Brass knuckles and switchblades used to be illegal in my state, but after we got constitutional carry the legislature realized how stupid that was and repealed the law(s) voluntarily without anyone having to go to court. A rare outbreak of common sense on the part of the legislature, to be sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2023 12:47 PM (Y6AXb)

Ironically, those same knives (and nunchucks, and gravity knives) are still illegal in Kalifornia

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:48 PM (ynpvh)

218 Honcho" is Japanese, by the way.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2023 12:45 PM (ufFY

"True leader"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 12:48 PM (0vYqC)

219 As if our country hasn't gotten stupid enough , a story has come out that lardass Christie went to the Ukraine and gave Zelensky framed copy of Bon Jovi lyrics. Unless it has magical powers to ward off Russian artillery, drones ,guided bombs , missile and hypersonic missiles , I don't think this will help

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2023 12:48 PM (Nkpwx)

220

What is the point of the entire government.

What is it that they do?

Seems these jackasses make shit up for job security and nothing more.

Marvelous.

Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at August 07, 2023 12:48 PM (yndRh)

221 Don't know whether to be happy(man without a shirt) or sad(brain leaking out my ear) that you made me look.

My work here is done.

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2023 12:49 PM (eOEVl)

222 > Ironically, those same knives (and nunchucks, and gravity knives) are still illegal in Kalifornia

Hmmm... maybe not. California is in the Ninth Circuit, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2023 12:49 PM (Y6AXb)

223 Are butterfly knives still illegal?

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 12:49 PM (Z4sr+)

224 Guns tend to increase in value over time. A gun purchased in 1980 will likely sell for more money today than its original value.

Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at August 07, 2023 12:42 PM (MFZ8i)


One wonders if the gun has increased in value or just that the value of the currency has decreased.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2023 12:49 PM (1Z8zZ)

225 I think even Fen will approve of this one.


Not TJM, though.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 07, 2023 12:49 PM (xTRSc)

226 Good way to phrase it. Pustulent, scabby, stinky, and not much use for anything.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 12:47 PM (bk5GW)

As useful as a second asshole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 12:49 PM (0vYqC)

227 Honcho" is Japanese, by the way.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2023 12:45 PM (ufFY

"True leader"?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 12:48 PM (0vYqC)

Wait. Head honcho is repetitive?

Posted by: Rex Kramer at August 07, 2023 12:49 PM (4I/2K)

228 Confusedus say Elvis Chan #2 son.

Posted by: Confusedus at August 07, 2023 12:49 PM (qKZx5)

229 222 > Ironically, those same knives (and nunchucks, and gravity knives) are still illegal in Kalifornia

Hmmm... maybe not. California is in the Ninth Circuit, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2023 12:49 PM (Y6AXb)

It is indeed. You can't carry a hidden knife, and by the definitions here, that includes Grandma's knitting needles in her purse, techinically.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:50 PM (ynpvh)

230 > 223 Are butterfly knives still illegal?
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 12:49 PM (Z4sr+)

Apparently they were in Hawaii.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2023 12:50 PM (Y6AXb)

231 I know. See my #189. And pronto is spanish.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:46 PM (ynpvh)

LMAO.

Didn't see you use honcho until you pointed it out.

Scary Horde mind.

I credit the creme de la creme crack to Dennis Miller and his radio show.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2023 12:50 PM (ufFY8)

232 Only in America would the populace be for arming BUTTERFLIES!

Posted by: Assault Butterflies Should Be Repealed at August 07, 2023 12:50 PM (ppBhU)

233 Wait. Head honcho is repetitive?
Posted by: Rex Kramer at August 07, 2023 12:49 PM (4I/2K)

or it's hentai

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 07, 2023 12:51 PM (xcxpd)

234 As useful as a second asshole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 12:49 PM (0vYqC)

----------

"This is why every man needs a second bonus hole!"

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 12:51 PM (RQ5WC)

235 > As useful as a second asshole.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 12:49 PM (0vYqC)

Hey, now. "Second asshole" is offensive. The acceptable term is "double bonus hole".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2023 12:51 PM (Y6AXb)

236 I think even Fen will approve of this one.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2023 12:42 PM (eOEVl)

Aside from the fact that it seems like an uncomfortable angle to hold her head- which merits neither approval or disapproval- it's a fine picture. She's a very pretty woman who doesn't look like she's gearing up for an "Only Fans" shoot.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2023 12:51 PM (Gcy6i)

237 Only in America would the populace be for arming BUTTERFLIES!
Posted by: Assault Butterflies Should Be Repealed at August 07, 2023 12:50 PM (ppBhU)


we must pass common sense butterfly control now. If it saves just one child...

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2023 12:51 PM (CIS44)

238 207 Republicans are the Fake Vagina of politics.
_____

I object to this characterization. In fact......... . ....

Posted by: Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-CCP) at August 07, 2023 12:51 PM (fs1hN)

239 Off, decrepit peanut-farmer sock!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2023 12:51 PM (xTRSc)

240 Butterfly knives are the aristocratic soul's fidget spinner.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 12:51 PM (Z4sr+)

241 well, if Chan lied under oath in court testimony/deposition outside of D.C. then it's up to the judge in the case to review the evidence and require an explanation as to the discrepancies.........and that judge doesn't appear to be bought and paid for by the D.C. swamp.

Posted by: Monica at August 07, 2023 12:52 PM (Tz42o)

242 As useful as a second asshole.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 12:49 PM (0vYqC)

If you don't think a second asshole is useful, you haven't eaten at Subway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2023 12:52 PM (0FoWg)

243 > arming BUTTERFLIES!

I saw Armed Butterfly open for Big Brother and the Holding Company at the Fillmore back in '67.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2023 12:52 PM (Y6AXb)

244 Dunno about the caselaw on this one.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 12:42 PM (bk5GW)

Criminal law is different than civil - in civil suits, the crime is consequential to where the defendant is located - ie corporate headquarters, etc. But there is a ton of criminal case precedent for violations of the 6th amendment, here is just one:

https://tinyurl.com/ym8nw35k

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2023 12:52 PM (K+UlC)

245 207 Republicans are the Fake Vagina of politics.

There is an alternative.

Posted by: Fleshlight at August 07, 2023 12:52 PM (4I/2K)

246 If you don't think a second asshole is useful, you haven't eaten at Subway.

Or met its former pitchman.

Posted by: I survived the footlong, just barely! at August 07, 2023 12:53 PM (ppBhU)

247 > If you don't think a second asshole is useful, you haven't eaten at Subway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2023 12:52 PM (0FoWg)

Or Chipotle.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2023 12:53 PM (Y6AXb)

248 Alabama has Constitutional Carry and yet sword canes remain banned.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 07, 2023 12:54 PM (aD39U)

249 "One wonders if the gun has increased in value or just that the value of the currency has decreased."

This ^^^^^^

Guns don't increase in value. Like Gold, silver etc., guns hold their value as the deep state debases and destroys the currency.

If you don't believe me, ask Weasel. He knows.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 07, 2023 12:54 PM (cCxiu)

250 I'm old enough to remember when Armored Butterfly fought Tarkus for the Heavyweight belt in Memphis.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 12:54 PM (Z4sr+)

251 248 Alabama has Constitutional Carry and yet sword canes remain banned.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 07, 2023 12:54 PM (aD39U)

Considered a concealed weapon?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

252 235 > As useful as a second asshole.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 12:49 PM (0vYqC)

Hey, now. "Second asshole" is offensive. The acceptable term is "double bonus hole".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 12:55 PM (bk5GW)

253 I saw Armed Butterfly open for Big Brother and the Holding Company at the Fillmore back in '67.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2023 12:52 PM (Y6AXb)

That 12-minute drum solo was killer!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2023 12:56 PM (4I/2K)

254 250 I'm old enough to remember when Armored Butterfly fought Tarkus for the Heavyweight belt in Memphis.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 12:54 PM (Z4sr+)

Tars Tarkus?
https://is.gd/eIFP9w

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

255 Alabama has Constitutional Carry and yet sword canes remain banned.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 07, 2023 12:54 PM (aD39U)

Considered a concealed weapon?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

Felony Cringe. With M'lady enhancements.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 12:56 PM (Z4sr+)

256 Alabama has Constitutional Carry and yet sword canes remain banned.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 07, 2023 12:54 PM (aD39U)

i think we can have them in OK but they cant be longer than 4'

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2023 12:56 PM (CIS44)

257 "Aliens did it."


Damn right we did. JFK banged a couple of our green women. We had to defend tbeir honor. We'd go after Shatner next, but then we'd have to listen to that insipid twit Sulu gloat about it.

Posted by: Kang and Kodos at August 07, 2023 12:57 PM (VEm33)

258 Criminal law is different than civil - in civil suits, the crime is consequential to where the defendant is located - ie corporate headquarters, etc. But there is a ton of criminal case precedent for violations of the 6th amendment, here is just one:

https://tinyurl.com/ym8nw35k
Posted by: Boswell
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Sorry, unclear, I meant specifically vicinage and its relationship to grand jury evidence from another grand jury held in a different district and state under the Sixth.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 12:57 PM (bk5GW)

259 The Paolo had to, how you say, register his concealed weapon.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 07, 2023 12:57 PM (4I/2K)

260 253 I saw Armed Butterfly open for Big Brother and the Holding Company at the Fillmore back in '67.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2023 12:52 PM (Y6AXb)

That 12-minute drum solo was killer!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2023 12:56 PM (4I/2K)

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida was them drunk-saying In the Garden of Eden.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

261 I think i'd rather just use a cane-cane than a sword cane... honestly, swords are just messy. Wind up slipping in the bastard's guts and breaking a wrist, knowing my luck. Just tattoo the sorry son of a bitch into incoherence and high-tail it before anyone realizes what happened.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 12:57 PM (/EuRN)

262 The truth about what's really going on is always about three years away.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 12:43 PM (CBajr)

++++

They've been playing hot potato with the laptop since 2019 and we've known what it contains since that time. The truth has been before our eyes, before everyone's eyes. They just keep digging new graves to bury it every time some new admission or detail comes to light. We know the truth, and it gets us nowhere.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 07, 2023 12:57 PM (XeHMZ)

263 Tars Tarkus?
https://is.gd/eIFP9w
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:56 PM (ynpvh)

I was really really high on shrooms but I think it was the Armadillo tank Tarkus and not the multi-armed Tarkus.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 12:58 PM (Z4sr+)

264 Bonus fartclam.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2023 12:58 PM (xTRSc)

265 252 235 > As useful as a second asshole.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 12:49 PM (0vYqC)

Hey, now. "Second asshole" is offensive. The acceptable term is "double bonus hole".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Pixie deleted my heh when I posted.

So double heh for the double bonus hole.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 12:58 PM (bk5GW)

266 Considered a concealed weapon?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:54 PM (ynpvh)


Yet I could carry a concealed pistol without a permit, though I do have a permit.

Dangerous and unusual is the justification on the cane, IIRC.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 07, 2023 12:58 PM (aD39U)

267 256 Alabama has Constitutional Carry and yet sword canes remain banned.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 07, 2023 12:54 PM (aD39U)

i think we can have them in OK but they cant be longer than 4'

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2023 12:56 PM (CIS44)

What is considered a sawed-off cane gun?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 12:58 PM (ynpvh)

268 I saw Armed Butterfly open for Big Brother and the Holding Company at the Fillmore back in '67.
=============
In-A-Glock-A-Da-Vida, Baby!

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 07, 2023 12:58 PM (wCkB+)

269 Some of those 19th century Winchesters fetch $1M+ at auction.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2023 12:58 PM (0FoWg)

270 > 248 Alabama has Constitutional Carry and yet sword canes remain banned.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 07, 2023 12:54 PM (aD39U)

I'll bet that could get overturned fairly quickly if someone had an interest.

When the Ninth Circuit, no less, is throwing these statutes out, it's a good sign.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2023 12:58 PM (Y6AXb)

271
Two years ago I saw Elvis* at the new gas station on the south Loop in Paris Texas. He was getting a hotdog and he posed for pictures.


*Best Elvis impersonator I have ever seen.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2023 12:46 PM (QNSds)



The new CEFCO there at 82 and the loop isn't bad, actually.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2023 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

272 Watched a Direct D video from yesterday where he reads some info about him that the cops were compiling on him.

Apparently, they are trying to say he is affiliated with the Aryan brotherhood, so that they can get the Feds on him. (Apparently the AB is considered a terrorist group.)

There is even evidence that the cops did a helicopter surveillance of his car.

All because he films cops in public doing their jobs.

Amazing how the attitudes of the Gilbert, Mesa, and Tempe cops are all about 'how to deal with these first amendment auditors' rather than just doing their jobs.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2023 12:59 PM (ufFY8)

273 Some of those 19th century Winchesters fetch $1M+ at auction.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2023 12:58 PM (0FoWg)

This is just money laundering, right?

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 12:59 PM (Z4sr+)

274 In honor of the passing of William Friedkin, his greatest moment in an interview with Nicolas Winding Refn:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jPWGEoyJHY

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 01:00 PM (LvTSG)

275 Elvis should leave the building...via trebuchet.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 07, 2023 01:00 PM (H+1uc)

276 275 Elvis should leave the building...via trebuchet.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 07, 2023 01:00 PM (H+1uc)

neck tied to a milstone, aimed at the ocean.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 01:01 PM (ynpvh)

277
I-uh, uh-I-uh,, wanted to-uh, w-w-wanted to just say, say that-uh, that-uh,, just wanted to say that-uh, uh....

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at August 07, 2023 01:01 PM (5hfjS)

278 Amazing how the attitudes of the Gilbert, Mesa, and Tempe cops are all about 'how to deal with these first amendment auditors' rather than just doing their jobs.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2023 12:59 PM (ufFY

Are you implying that what they're doing isn't their job? Because I'm sure if you asked them, they'd say it was priority #1.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 07, 2023 01:01 PM (KbCG3)

279 We know the truth, and it gets us nowhere.
Posted by: washrivergal

Not quite. There is a reason that the Biden junta is becoming more and more unpopular. Clear majorities believe now that Biden is unethical and corrupt and a majority believes that his 2020 election was hinky. It takes a long time for politically disengaged to become aware of political news but the continued dribble of everything about the Dems is corrosive. It is turning off young people that are now less likely to vote and name themselves Democrat, it is turning off the mushy middle, and so on.

If the leftist junta tries a rerun of 2020, the results just might not be what they expect.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 01:01 PM (bk5GW)

280 The right to bare arms shall not be infringed’

((Rolls up sleeves))

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 07, 2023 01:01 PM (scAkO)

281 AB murdered a the head of DOC in CO awhile back. I guess that could be considered terrorism. Sorta.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2023 01:01 PM (0FoWg)

282 281 AB murdered a the head of DOC in CO awhile back. I guess that could be considered terrorism. Sorta.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2023 01:01 PM (0FoWg)

"housekeeping".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 01:02 PM (/EuRN)

283 Sorry, unclear, I meant specifically vicinage and its relationship to grand jury evidence from another grand jury held in a different district and state under the Sixth.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 12:57 PM (bk5GW)

Under the Sixth - for criminal violations, you have to be indicted and convicted under a jury of your peers - in the district the crime happened. In civil court suits, the governing rule is "where is the defendant reasonably located" not exactly where the alleged injustice took place. This makes criminal law different that civil law. The Judge is pointing out that, per US vs Zucker, etal that the DOJ is in violation of the 6th amendment - you asked for case law - there you go.

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2023 01:02 PM (K+UlC)

284 Sid Farkus?

https://youtu.be/B48ZpNcxBL0

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 07, 2023 01:02 PM (NBVIP)

285 280 The right to bare arms shall not be infringed’

((Rolls up sleeves))

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 07, 2023 01:01 PM (scAkO)

the right to bear arms shall not be infringed.
Now, to go hunt down some bear arms.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 01:02 PM (ynpvh)

286 Are you implying that what they're doing isn't their job? Because I'm sure if you asked them, they'd say it was priority #1.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 07, 2023 01:01 PM (KbCG3)

I know I walked into that just as I posted.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2023 01:02 PM (ufFY8)

287 Ooooh. Just read about what Judge Cannon doing in Florida. Jack Smith is using a DC Grand Jury to continue to sit and issue indictments in a Florida case.
Woman has my respect and admiration.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2023 01:03 PM (t/2Uw)

288 This is just money laundering, right?
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 12:59 PM (Z4sr+)

Maybe. But we're talking super rare ones. One of One Thousand Model 1866s, that sort of stuff.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2023 01:03 PM (0FoWg)

289 Two years ago I saw Elvis* at the new gas station on the south Loop in Paris Texas. He was getting a hotdog and he posed for pictures.

---------

Ah, the hot dog days of summer ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 01:03 PM (Xsobs)

290 278 Amazing how the attitudes of the Gilbert, Mesa, and Tempe cops are all about 'how to deal with these first amendment auditors' rather than just doing their jobs.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

They view themselves as the good guys catching criminals and to do that, they need to be unaccountable and cheat. Never believe that police in general believe in protecting your rights. In fact, their experience with criminal assholes everywhere leads them to believe that everyone is a criminal--you just need to find out what crime they did.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 01:03 PM (bk5GW)

291 Oooh!!!! Jordan used ALL CAPS!!!!!

That's like the written version of rolling his sleeves up!!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 07, 2023 01:03 PM (Wy1BU)

292 Same thing, different day.

Posted by: rd at August 07, 2023 01:03 PM (s8QzJ)

293 Nothing will come of this as usual. Move along, move along. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at August 07, 2023 01:04 PM (PWI4f)

294 281 AB murdered a the head of DOC in CO awhile back. I guess that could be considered terrorism. Sorta.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2023 01:01 PM (0FoWg)

"housekeeping".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 01:02 PM (/EuRN)

AnheuserBusch is having people whacked?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2023 01:04 PM (4I/2K)

295 I made the 5 billionth search, just have to pick a prize

Should I or not?

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2023 01:05 PM (EKsjb)

296 295 I made the 5 billionth search, just have to pick a prize

Should I or not?
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2023 01:05 PM (EKsjb)

Find someone you hate.

Use their phone.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 01:05 PM (/EuRN)

297 AnheuserBusch is having people whacked?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2023 01:04 PM (4I/2K)

I hear they love giving young boys the chop.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2023 01:05 PM (0FoWg)

298 Amazing how the attitudes of the Gilbert, Mesa, and Tempe cops are all about 'how to deal with these first amendment auditors' rather than just doing their jobs.


Step 1. Remove qualified immunity.
Step 2. Teach them Constitutional Law.
Step 3. Sue their ass personally and take their pension, home and lifted penis compensating truck.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 01:05 PM (5apCz)

299 Amazing how the attitudes of the Gilbert, Mesa, and Tempe cops are all about 'how to deal with these first amendment auditors' rather than just doing their jobs.
==
What we have here is, failure to communicate. Any many who first amendment auditors, spends a night in the box. Any man who loses a spoon spends a night in the box. ...

Posted by: the captain at August 07, 2023 01:05 PM (bNy/6)

300 282 Huh. Didn’t know that Alton Brown was that much of a badass.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2023 01:06 PM (xTRSc)

301 look out bitches here I come!!
- GOP angry letter

Posted by: Montec at August 07, 2023 01:06 PM (BqIHC)

302 Mythinformed
@MythinformedMKE
Gad Saad breaks down the percentages of Neil deGrasse Tyson’s theory of the gender spectrum.
Video: ywitter.com/MythinformedMKE/status/1686831224369627138
1:07 PM · Aug 2, 2023

Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at August 07, 2023 01:06 PM (MFZ8i)

303 Speaking of bear arms...Could there possibly be multiple men rescuing bear cubs in order to get a hug from Mama bear? I keep seeing this on the internet so it must be true.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2023 01:06 PM (t/2Uw)

304 AnheuserBusch is having people whacked?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 07, 2023 01:04 PM (4I/2K)


It would probably improve their image at this point.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 07, 2023 01:07 PM (Wy1BU)

305 "Reply of the Zaporozhian Republicans"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 01:07 PM (/EuRN)

306 All this bear arms talk has me up in arms.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 07, 2023 01:07 PM (4I/2K)

307 I am not opining on AB; just saying that the dirty cops are trying to frame him.

Christopher Ruff (Direct D) is not an angel (he served 7yrs(?) For armed robbery), but it seems he turned his energies to protecting the 1st, 4th, and 5th Amendments, and in the process is exposing a lot of local cop and prosecutor bullshit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2023 01:08 PM (ufFY8)

308 Ah, the hot dog days of summer ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 01:03 PM (Xsobs)


But I can see you, your brown skin shining in the sun. You've got your hair combed back and your sunglasses on baby. I can tell you my love for you will still be strong, after the hot dogs of summer have gone.







Posted by: Archer at August 07, 2023 01:08 PM (gmo/4)

309 I think Trump is bull-baiting the judge into issuing a gag order that he cannot continue to claim 2020 was "rigged, stolen or otherwise tainted."

Which, should give him an appeal to eventually the SCOTUS.
Which will have to rule that "allegations in an indictment are not facts, they must be proven at trial."

Which will then force the dismissal of the case-- if the allegations are not facts, then claiming the election was stolen is not false.

But. We live in clown world.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 07, 2023 01:08 PM (dUa/D)

310 261 I think i'd rather just use a cane-cane than a sword cane... honestly, swords are just messy. Wind up slipping in the bastard's guts and breaking a wrist, knowing my luck. Just tattoo the sorry son of a bitch into incoherence and high-tail it before anyone realizes what happened.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 12:57 PM

=====•====

Been watching "Bat Masterson" reruns on grit. He carried a cane with a big old silver cap on the head, and the show had him using it quite effectively on the ruffians.

Posted by: rd at August 07, 2023 01:08 PM (n+Fkc)

311 And with a name like Elvis, he could be a TV star. Is that MSNBC calling?

Posted by: Just anonymous at August 07, 2023 01:09 PM (Dg9K7)

312 Want:

12 gauge shotgun 6" barrel. Mailed to my front door. No tax stamps or extra permits required.

https://americanguncraft.com/products/


And belt/leg holster.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 01:09 PM (5apCz)

313 Back in the days when all gentlemen carried walking sticks, there were the equivalent of martial arts dojos where you could learn how to efficiently beat the shit out of someone's punk ass with a cane.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2023 01:10 PM (Y6AXb)

314 So Elvis is known as Odd Job.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 07, 2023 01:10 PM (YW5wb)

315 Want:

12 gauge shotgun 6" barrel. Mailed to my front door. No tax stamps or extra permits required.

https://americanguncraft.com/products/


And belt/leg holster.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 01:09 PM (5apCz)

You'll shoot your eye out head off, kid. Ho, Ho, Ho!

Posted by: Department Store Santa at August 07, 2023 01:11 PM (4I/2K)

316 312 Want:

12 gauge shotgun 6" barrel. Mailed to my front door. No tax stamps or extra permits required.

https://americanguncraft.com/products/


And belt/leg holster.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 01:09 PM (5apCz)

Those rosewood grips are purty.

I thought short barreled shotguns were universally regulated?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 07, 2023 01:11 PM (zZu0s)

317 Back in the days when all gentlemen carried walking sticks, there were the equivalent of martial arts dojos where you could learn how to efficiently beat the shit out of someone's punk ass with a cane.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Parry, parry, jab, jab, swing for the f'n bleachers.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 01:12 PM (5apCz)

318 Right. Tom Clements was his name. A young Brother got sprung from the joint, went directly out, murdered a pizza delivery man, took his clothes and pizza, knocked on the guy's door, shot him to death, and went straight back in a hero of the Brotherhood. Big promotion for him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2023 01:12 PM (0FoWg)

319 We have to find a way to defund all the alphabet agencies NOW

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 07, 2023 01:12 PM (EVR4i)

320 In other news Sharon almost has her tits hanging out in her bright red top, while talking to her lesboi redhead daughter.

Vicki was naked in bed, and some unknown latina-ish chick is looking good in her pale red dress.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2023 01:12 PM (ufFY8)

321 Lol

Headline from CNN

“ Even Zoom is making its staff return to the office”

Posted by: Montec at August 07, 2023 01:12 PM (BqIHC)

322 DOJ special counsel Jack Smith has been directed by the court to unseal two filings and to provide a comprehensive legal rationale for a Washington, D.C. grand jury's involvement in the investigation. Specifically, Cannon, a Trump appointee, has ordered Smith to explain "the legal propriety" of using a DC Grand Jury in a Florida matter.

Posted by: SMOD at August 07, 2023 01:12 PM (RHGPo)

323 Those rosewood grips are purty.

I thought short barreled shotguns were universally regulated?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Black powder. Not a firearm.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 01:12 PM (5apCz)

324 Back in the days when all gentlemen carried walking sticks, there were the equivalent of martial arts dojos where you could learn how to efficiently beat the shit out of someone's punk ass with a cane.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2023 01:10 PM (Y6AXb)


Happy to teach you!

- Sikh 7-11 Shop owners

Posted by: Archer at August 07, 2023 01:12 PM (gmo/4)

325 > I thought short barreled shotguns were universally regulated?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 07, 2023 01:11 PM (zZu0s)

Black powder firearms avoid many of the regulations.

As the ad notes, you can even get 'em through mail order.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2023 01:13 PM (Y6AXb)

326 Speaking of bear arms...Could there possibly be multiple men rescuing bear cubs in order to get a hug from Mama bear? I keep seeing this on the internet so it must be true.

Is this some kind of euphemism?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 07, 2023 01:13 PM (ppBhU)

327 Been watching "Bat Masterson" reruns on grit. He carried a cane with a big old silver cap on the head, and the show had him using it quite effectively on the ruffians.
Posted by: rd at August 07, 2023 01:08 PM (n+Fkc)


If you buy yourself one of those canes, do you get the writers to let the ruffians know that you're using it on them effectively?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2023 01:13 PM (1Z8zZ)

328 Nobody has made a comment about the US Department of Just Us?

Because the only people that matter are JUST US, the fine people of the Democrat Party. We can do whatever we want, and you stupid proles can suck it!

Posted by: rd at August 07, 2023 01:13 PM (Dypv5)

329 12 gauge shotgun 6" barrel. Mailed to my front door. No tax stamps or extra permits required.
--------

Kind of 'snappy' is my guess.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2023 01:13 PM (y+Ith)

330 All because he films cops in public doing their jobs.

Amazing how the attitudes of the Gilbert, Mesa, and Tempe cops are all about 'how to deal with these first amendment auditors' rather than just doing their jobs.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2023 12:59 PM (ufFY

It's not just the cops trying to destroy this guy. Prosecutors and judges too.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 07, 2023 01:14 PM (oOYwh)

331 Has anyone made the Hannity ham and eggs joke yet about Chan?

Posted by: Montec at August 07, 2023 01:14 PM (BqIHC)

332 A good, solid Hickory walking cane would be my preference over a cane sword. Less skillz needed. Just swing it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2023 01:14 PM (Q4IgG)

333 OT-My favorite British guy (although he lives here right now) at the moment -aside from my Brother-in-law. Douglas Murray rips the idea of reparations for slavery.:

https://iotwreport.com/douglas-murray-on-reparations/

He's also the gay guy who wrote famously-"I'm so over the rainbow."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2023 01:14 PM (Keyt1)

334 @322

>>Specifically, Cannon, a Trump appointee, has ordered Smith to explain "the legal propriety" of using a DC Grand Jury in a Florida matter.

Jack-Jack The Errand Boy: Well I knew if I asked a Florida Grand Jury if I could pierce ACP they would say no, Duhh.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2023 01:14 PM (rc3Z7)

335 Black powder firearms avoid many of the regulations.

As the ad notes, you can even get 'em through mail order.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Those and the Pedersoli Howda 20 gauge.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 01:14 PM (5apCz)

336 Happy to teach you!

- Sikh 7-11 Shop owners

Posted by: Archer at August 07, 2023 01:12 PM (gmo/4)

=====

Daily Mail says they're now under investigation for assault. Because of course they are.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 01:14 PM (DRSnL)

337 Nope. I got it wrong. He didn't go back in. Got killed by the cops. I'm thinking of some other AB hitman.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2023 01:15 PM (0FoWg)

338 there were the equivalent of martial arts dojos where you could learn how to efficiently beat the shit out of someone's punk ass with a cane.
==
There still are. Filipino Martial arts is a lot of stick fighting. You basically learn, empty hand, knife and stick fighting. But because its not an edged weapon you learn a lot of traps and disarms. You can grab the stick because it has no edge. They also teach how to use a hook cane, staff and spear.

Posted by: spada y daga at August 07, 2023 01:15 PM (bNy/6)

339
We have to find a way to defund all the alphabet agencies NOW
Posted by: Nevergiveup

=============

I'd like to know what kind of tax breaks they're getting from Sacramento.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2023 01:15 PM (lCaJd)

340 It's not just the cops trying to destroy this guy. Prosecutors and judges too.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 07, 2023 01:14 PM (oOYwh)


Same club.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 07, 2023 01:15 PM (1Z8zZ)

341 328 Nobody has made a comment about the US Department of Just Us?

Because the only people that matter are JUST US, the fine people of the Democrat Party. We can do whatever we want, and you stupid proles can suck it!
Posted by: rd at August 07, 2023 01:13 PM (Dypv5)

I can't see that line without thinking of the Black Panthers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 01:15 PM (/EuRN)

342 Happy to teach you!

- Sikh 7-11 Shop owners


The broomstick is too light to make a good bludgeon. It's more of a thrusting weapon.

Posted by: Abner Louima at August 07, 2023 01:15 PM (ppBhU)

343
We have to find a way to defund all the alphabet agencies NOW
Posted by: Nevergiveup

=============

I'd like to know what kind of tax breaks they're getting from Sacramento.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

==================

Oh fvk, it's so early in the morning I was reading that as "Alphabet," the company above Google.

Come to think of it, it's still the same thing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2023 01:16 PM (lCaJd)

344 > Kind of 'snappy' is my guess.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2023 01:13 PM (y+Ith)

I'd guess that would depend on how much powder you put in, right?

That's one advantage of black powder... you can adjust the charge according to the situation.

I'd think even a fairly light charge would be effective at short range, when loaded with something like 00 or 000 buck.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2023 01:16 PM (Y6AXb)

345 Are virgin FBI liars promised they will face no consequences?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 07, 2023 01:16 PM (HfNu5)

346 This makes criminal law different that civil law. The Judge is pointing out that, per US vs Zucker, etal that the DOJ is in violation of the 6th amendment - you asked for case law - there you go.
Posted by: Boswell

Zucker is a civil forfeiture and fine case, not criminal. What the court does here is declare that the fine and forfeiture combination of the statute makes it into more like a criminal case. This case does not involve vicinage and thus is obiter dicta unless you argue that a grand jury investigation in DC is a criminal punishment triggering the 6th.

On quick survey, Salinger v. Loisel appears more relevant but Johnston v. US in 1956 summarizes how to determine which jurisdiction has authority over the offence.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 01:16 PM (bk5GW)

347 Back in the days when all gentlemen carried walking sticks, there were the equivalent of martial arts dojos where you could learn how to efficiently beat the shit out of someone's punk ass with a cane.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


——-

There are some good YouTube videos of walking cane fighting.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 07, 2023 01:16 PM (scAkO)

348 NGU - You must getting pretty short now. What's the count?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2023 01:16 PM (q0Hle)

349 With a stout and true 3/4 staff, even a wiry guy like me can take down a big fella, eh Little John?

Posted by: Robin of Loxley at August 07, 2023 01:17 PM (4I/2K)

350 Nobody has made a comment about the US Department of Just Us?



Richard Pryor did.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 01:17 PM (5apCz)

351 Who would want to kill the Allman Brothers?

Posted by: guy who just got here at August 07, 2023 01:17 PM (iayUP)

352 Lol

Headline from CNN

“ Even Zoom is making its staff return to the office”

Posted by: Montec at August 07, 2023 01:12 PM (BqIHC)

---------

Jeffrey Toobin hardest hit.

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 01:17 PM (ysRX/)

353
OT-My favorite British guy (although he lives here right now) at the moment -aside from my Brother-in-law. Douglas Murray rips the idea of reparations for slavery.:

https://iotwreport.com/douglas-murray-on-reparations/

He's also the gay guy who wrote famously-"I'm so over the rainbow."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

===============

He said the pith of it in the first few words: grievance competition.

As Larry Elder calls it, the Victilympics.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2023 01:17 PM (lCaJd)

354 Happy to teach you!

- Sikh 7-11 Shop owners

Posted by: Archer at August 07, 2023 01:12 PM

=========

Someone needs to teach them about thrusting the stick like a sword. A good shot to the guts or the nuts and the guy would really be hurting.

Posted by: rd at August 07, 2023 01:18 PM (MS/Dq)

355 It seems to me that Sherlock Holmes was an expert in some type of martial art involving walking sticks.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 07, 2023 01:18 PM (HfNu5)

356 Oh fvk, it's so early in the morning I was reading that as "Alphabet," the company above Google.

Come to think of it, it's still the same thing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2023 01:16 PM (lCaJd)

You may have just explained that stupid name.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 01:18 PM (CBajr)

357 Who would want to kill the Allman Brothers?

Posted by: guy who just got here at August 07, 2023 01:17 PM (iayUP)

Little Martha

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 01:19 PM (CBajr)

358 I'd guess that would depend on how much powder you put in, right?

That's one advantage of black powder... you can adjust the charge according to the situation.

I'd think even a fairly light charge would be effective at short range, when loaded with something like 00 or 000 buck.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Not just the powder. You can adjust the load too.
Also, black powder tends to "push" one back vs. the "crack" of smokeless powder.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 01:19 PM (5apCz)

359 "I'd think even a fairly light charge would be effective at short range, when loaded with something like 00 or 000 buck.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia "

You get hit with those balls even at 110fps it's gonna hurt.

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2023 01:19 PM (iayUP)

360 355 It seems to me that Sherlock Holmes was an expert in some type of martial art involving walking sticks.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 07, 2023 01:18 PM (HfNu5)

"Get your war veteran buddy to kick his ass for you" isn't exactly a martial art....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 01:19 PM (/EuRN)

361
I'd think even a fairly light charge would be effective at short range, when loaded with something like 00 or 000 buck.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
------

A friend tells me that his Judge fired with #3 Buck 'isn't bad'. But then, that's just .410.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2023 01:19 PM (q0Hle)

362 "If you buy yourself one of those canes, do you get the writers to let the ruffians know that you're using it on them effectively?"

There is a form for that you can pick up from any Ruffia consulate.

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at August 07, 2023 01:19 PM (zSyrn)

363 Fat Elvis > Little Elvis > Elvis Grbac > Elvis Chan

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2023 01:19 PM (v0R5T)

364 There are some good YouTube videos of walking cane fighting.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 07, 2023 01:16 PM (scAkO)

----------

Master Po FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 01:19 PM (ysRX/)

365 t seems to me that Sherlock Holmes was an expert in some type of martial art involving walking sticks.
==
Baritsu.

Posted by: spada y daga at August 07, 2023 01:19 PM (bNy/6)

366 > 355 It seems to me that Sherlock Holmes was an expert in some type of martial art involving walking sticks.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 07, 2023 01:18 PM (HfNu5)

Yep. In the books, Holmes was an expert boxer and stick fighter. Watson (who was an Army doctor before getting wounded in Afghanistan) was the one who generally carried the revolver.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2023 01:20 PM (Y6AXb)

367
Amazing how the attitudes of the Gilbert, Mesa, and Tempe cops are all about 'how to deal with these first amendment auditors' rather than just doing their jobs.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2023 12:59 PM (ufFY

We've got to get these child molestation victims to shut up!

Posted by: South Park conclave of Catholic muckity mucks at August 07, 2023 01:20 PM (q1Zxb)

368 Ball High is the school for midgets down in Gibsonton.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 07, 2023 01:20 PM (kjOVp)

369 Who would want to kill the Allman Brothers?

Posted by: guy
------

Harley Davidson, apparently.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2023 01:20 PM (q0Hle)

370 That's the Holmes story version. The real thing is called Bartitsu.

Posted by: seriously at August 07, 2023 01:21 PM (bNy/6)

371 Canes are for cripples. Akido.

Posted by: Steven Seagal at August 07, 2023 01:21 PM (ppBhU)

372 365 t seems to me that Sherlock Holmes was an expert in some type of martial art involving walking sticks.
==
Baritsu.
Posted by: spada y daga at

Isn't that a martial art involving coffee?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 07, 2023 01:21 PM (HfNu5)

373 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2023 01:17 PM (lCaJd)

Yes; in addition to the fact that the abolition of slavery in both England and America was largely due to evangelical Christians. Shall we ask all of their descendants to cough up some money?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2023 01:21 PM (Keyt1)

374 All sound and fury meaning nothing.

We -- conservatives who read and follow conservative news sites -- have known Hunter's laptop was golden well before the election. Just as we have known Joey the Vegetable had maybe two brain cells left well before the election.

But facts don't matter. Your average LIV knows only what he reads in the newspaper or hears on the MSM evening news. And, sadly, those people vote. They may not know about the laptop or the rapidly diminishing brain cell count, but they know Donald Trump said "pussy" and fires off mean tweets. They also know Trump is the only former president charged with crimes after his term was done, and that more charges are being hung around his neck every day.

Now who do you think the LIV is going to vote for in November '24? That gross, disgusting Trump or that spiffy, clean as snow Newsome?

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- Persian cats are nothing more than 24/7 shedding machines. at August 07, 2023 01:21 PM (B7rlW)

375 There is nothing that would surprise me at this point.
Posted by: Inogame

Happy Birthday !

Posted by: JT at August 07, 2023 01:21 PM (T4tVD)

376 Ball High is the school for midgets down in Gibsonton.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 07, 2023 01:20 PM (kjOVp)

I actually cackled at this you idiot.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 01:22 PM (ucwxz)

377 371 Canes are for cripples. Akido.
Posted by: Steven Seagal at August 07, 2023 01:21 PM (ppBhU)

Rope.

Posted by: David Carradine at August 07, 2023 01:22 PM (zZu0s)

378 A friend tells me that his Judge fired with #3 Buck 'isn't bad'. But then, that's just .410.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,


Coolest thing? Almost every firearm was black powder before it was smokeless. You can go backwards easily. I have some black powder loads for .410 & 12 gauge. But you can't go smokeless into black powder.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2023 01:22 PM (5apCz)

379 Isn't that a martial art involving coffee?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 07, 2023 01:21 PM (HfNu5)

Yeet kun do.

1) Get yourself a hot cup of coffee
2) yeet!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2023 01:22 PM (/EuRN)

380 You get hit with those balls even at 110fps it's gonna hurt.
Posted by: fd


Word

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 07, 2023 01:22 PM (H+1uc)

381 Someone needs to teach them about thrusting the stick like a sword. A good shot to the guts or the nuts and the guy would really be hurting.
Posted by: rd at August 07, 2023 01:18 PM (MS/Dq)

———-

I somewhat do that to my youngest son. I poke him with my finger in his gut or ribs.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 07, 2023 01:23 PM (scAkO)

382 A good, solid Hickory walking cane would be my preference over a cane sword. Less skillz needed. Just swing it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2023 01:14 PM (Q4IgG)

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Isn't a sword cane also illegal in most states?

Posted by: rd at August 07, 2023 01:23 PM (RUTgh)

383 One good point about some of the modern Sherlock Holmes adaptations is that Watson is no longer portrayed as a bumbling idiot.

Book Watson was nothing of the kind.

While I do still enjoy the Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce Holmes and Watson, Bruce's Watson was definitely not canonical.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2023 01:23 PM (Y6AXb)

384 Step 1. Remove qualified immunity.
Step 2. Teach them Constitutional Law.
Step 3. Sue their ass personally and take their pension, home and lifted penis compensating truck.
Posted by: rickb223

On first amendment grounds, the cops are already liable as qualified immunity cannot be raised as a defense to prevent run of the mill police from being recorded. That is why a couple of administrators at the Univ of Iowa had to pay individually to a student group where they violated their First Amendment rights by refusing to recognize them as an official college group.

Multiple courts have held across the nation that in public, police have no expectation of privacy from being recorded while they are doing their jobs.

The police are relying on a thin reed where courts have protected informants or undercover agents from their identity being disclosed before trial. There is no such right for uniformed cops and doubtful that it would extend to judges or prosecutors as well.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 01:24 PM (bk5GW)

385 I somewhat do that to my youngest son. I poke him with my finger in his gut or ribs.

MONSTER!

Posted by: Pillsbury Dough Boy at August 07, 2023 01:24 PM (ppBhU)

386 Whoa. Reading more on that old hitman story. The lady who supplied him with the gun for the assassination... I know her family. Rough customers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2023 01:24 PM (0FoWg)

387 I would imagine that the Sikh community in NY some of-whom, I think are fairly well off-will object to the persecution of the shop owners. Last time some ethnic shop owner (forget which group) stopped someone attacking he and his store the charges were eventually dropped.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2023 01:24 PM (Keyt1)

388 I actually cackled at this you idiot.
Posted by: Thesokorus

😋

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 07, 2023 01:24 PM (kjOVp)

389 We have to find a way to defund all the alphabet agencies NOW
Posted by: Nevergiveup

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I'd like to know what kind of tax breaks they're getting from Sacramento.

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.
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Oh fvk, it's so early in the morning I was reading that as "Alphabet," the company above Google.

Come to think of it, it's still the same thing.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2023 01:16 PM (lCaJd)

You may have just explained that stupid name.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 01:18 PM (CBajr)

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Behold, a new conspiracy theory future conspiracy fact is born.

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 01:24 PM (ysRX/)

390 > You get hit with those balls even at 110fps it's gonna hurt.
Posted by: fd at August 07, 2023 01:19 PM (iayUP)

Especially when they're bouncing off your chin.

Posted by: Barack "Gaylord" Obama at August 07, 2023 01:25 PM (Y6AXb)

391 "Word
Posted by: Sandra Fluke"

I would have been disappointed if you hadn't piped up.

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2023 01:25 PM (iayUP)

392 Bruce's Watson was definitely not canonical.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Some argue that Bruce did so deliberately just to make his mark rather than playing it straight and having his characterization forgotten.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 01:25 PM (bk5GW)

393 FBI jobs: Special agents bring their skills, compassion, and integrity to stay ahead of threats, uphold the law, defend civil rights, and protect innocent people. They seek out cybercrime, infiltrate organized crime rings, and investigate terrorists.

Heh

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at August 07, 2023 01:25 PM (GshMh)

394 Someone needs to teach them about thrusting the stick like a sword. A good shot to the guts or the nuts and the guy would really be hurting.

Posted by: rd


You'd think someone would have worked that out formally...

Posted by: zombie Muramoto Musashi at August 07, 2023 01:25 PM (OUMaO)

395 Sticks and swords are no match for a blaster on your hip.

Posted by: Indiana Solo at August 07, 2023 01:25 PM (4I/2K)

396 383 One good point about some of the modern Sherlock Holmes adaptations is that Watson is no longer portrayed as a bumbling idiot.

Book Watson was nothing of the kind.

While I do still enjoy the Basil Rathbone and Nigel Bruce Holmes and Watson, Bruce's Watson was definitely not canonical.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 07, 2023 01:23 PM (Y6AXb)

My only experience being those old movies, I was struck by two things:

1. Watson was a complete dolt
2. Holmes was a dick

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 07, 2023 01:25 PM (KbCG3)

397 Holmes was a master of the fictional martial art of baritsu.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 07, 2023 01:26 PM (scAkO)

398 Praetorian guard. They decide who the president should be, then the right president gets "elected".

Posted by: PG at August 07, 2023 01:26 PM (84jHt)

399 "Especially when they're bouncing off your chin.
Posted by: Barack "Gaylord" Obama"

Is that how you got the black eye?

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2023 01:26 PM (iayUP)

400 "FBI jobs: Special agents bring their skills, compassion, and integrity to stay ahead of threats..."

Indeed they do. They're so far ahead they do the planning, recruitment and logistics.

Posted by: Zek at August 07, 2023 01:26 PM (5FPX4)

401 Watson in my mind is like Colour Sgt Bourne.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 01:26 PM (ucwxz)

402 Coups are such fun.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2023 01:26 PM (TZ75n)

403 Everybody knew the laptop was real. Trying to re-prove that it was real and that every single leftie in the country lied about it is a waste of time.

Posted by: West at August 07, 2023 01:26 PM (QY+6a)

404 They view themselves as the good guys catching criminals and to do that, they need to be unaccountable and cheat. Never believe that police in general believe in protecting your rights. In fact, their experience with criminal assholes everywhere leads them to believe that everyone is a criminal--you just need to find out what crime they did.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 01:03 PM (bk5GW)

All of the above, and regular Joes are easier to fuck with than hardened criminals.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 07, 2023 01:26 PM (NtVYv)

405 Is that how you got the black eye?
Posted by: fd at

that was the donkey punch
-Barry the Lightbringer

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2023 01:26 PM (CIS44)

406 Elvis Chan in the bathtub choked out by a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich.

Posted by: NC Ref at August 07, 2023 01:27 PM (M4KBX)

407 We -- conservatives who read and follow conservative news sites -- have known Hunter's laptop was golden well before the election. Just as we have known Joey the Vegetable had maybe two brain cells left well before the election

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Lies! Lies!

The Main Stream Media and propaganda for the state

Posted by: rd at August 07, 2023 01:27 PM (vlxkT)

408 407 Lies! Lies!

The Main Stream Media and propaganda for the state
Posted by: rd at August 07, 2023 01:27 PM (vlxkT)

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"So what if it's real, Hunter wasn't running for president."
"Then why use the power of the state to hide it?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 01:28 PM (LvTSG)

409 He is whipping your ass !

that part cracked me up. The bystander was so happy

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 07, 2023 01:28 PM (NtVYv)

410 408 407 Lies! Lies!

The Main Stream Media and propaganda for the state
Posted by: rd at August 07, 2023 01:27 PM (vlxkT)

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"So what if it's real, Hunter wasn't running for president."
"Then why use the power of the state to hide it?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 01:28 PM (LvTSG)

Because of who it implicated.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 01:28 PM (ynpvh)

411 Elvis Chan is destined to die on the crapper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2023 01:28 PM (TZ75n)

412 But facts don't matter. Your average LIV knows only what he reads in the newspaper or hears on the MSM evening news. And, sadly, those people vote. They may not know about the laptop or the rapidly diminishing brain cell count, but they know Donald Trump said "pussy" and fires off mean tweets. They also know Trump is the only former president charged with crimes after his term was done, and that more charges are being hung around his neck every day.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin
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You would wrong there. One thing about conservatives is far too many believe that the politically unaware are idiots. They are not. It is just that information takes a long time to be processed by them compared with politically active.

It took roughly 4-5 years before Vietnam became a widespread national issue leading to LBJ's political ruin, a couple of years for Korea failures to haunt Truman and so on. Public judgment is slow but pretty thorough despite the media. A more pervasive media and the political establishment tried to rehabilitate Jimmah Carter and even had a Republican third party spoiler in John Anderson in 1980. Reagan still won a massive victory despite the media.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 01:29 PM (bk5GW)

413
But I can see you, your brown skin shining in the sun. You've got your hair combed back and your sunglasses on baby. I can tell you my love for you will still be strong, after the hot dogs of summer have gone.


Suckin' on a chili dog...

https://tinyurl.com/497assuw

Posted by: John Melancholy Cougar Camp at August 07, 2023 01:29 PM (l8gTz)

414 411 Elvis Chan is destined to die on the crapper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 07, 2023 01:28 PM (TZ75n)

He did not auto-erotic asphyxiate himself.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 01:29 PM (ynpvh)

415 FBI jobs: Special agents bring their skills, compassion, and integrity to stay ahead of threats, uphold the law, defend civil rights, and protect innocent people. They seek out cybercrime, infiltrate organized crime rings, and investigate terrorists.

Heh

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at August 07, 2023 01:25 PM (GshMh)

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Coincidentally, that's nearly identical to the job posting for Armed IRS thugs.

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 01:29 PM (ysRX/)

416 In one of the Sherlock Holmes stories, Holmes was ignorant of the fact that the Earth revolves around the Sun. It wasn’t relevant to solving crimes, so he never bothered to learn it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2023 01:29 PM (xTRSc)

417 The House needs to defund both the DOJ, the IRS, and the FBI.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 07, 2023 12:19 PM (xSSfo)

Um.....

Forget it, he's on a roll.

Posted by: InZona at August 07, 2023 01:30 PM (xF1iD)

418 Ahem...

Again Jim Jordan, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?!? Have another meaningless hearing, where you and your yorkie colleagues get to make snares and threats that the Left knows you won't do diddly shit about?

YOU SUCK, JIM! YOU AND THE ENTIRE G.O.P. HOUSE. FUCK YOU GUYS AND YOUR PARTY ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tracy at August 07, 2023 01:30 PM (x58Cx)

419 He is whipping your ass !

that part cracked me up. The bystander was so happy
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 07, 2023 01:28 PM (NtVYv)

That brother filming it was absolute peak troll asshole. Lmao. First he was dogging the owners telling them "and there's nothing you can do about it son" and then he instantly switched yo dogging the perp. Genius. Savage. Total lulz.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 01:30 PM (ucwxz)

420 397 Holmes was a master of the fictional martial art of baritsu.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Corruption of today's jiu jitsu discipline. Might have been the term for this in Victorian England.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 01:30 PM (bk5GW)

421 I know that "direct to streaming" has replaced the old "direct to video" market, but I find it annoying that even those movies are windowing, where you can buy it on DVD or Blu-Ray, but only after a streaming-only period that is similar to a theatrical run timeframe.

If it's all direct to consumer anyway, I'd like to get the Blu-Ray instead of buying it on streaming without waiting. I suppose leasing the rights to the streaming platforms is much more lucrative, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 01:30 PM (t0OGg)

422 BabylonBee: Trump Indicted For Mocking US Women’s Soccer

Posted by: SMOD at August 07, 2023 01:31 PM (RHGPo)

423 Best comic on the very different Watsons, book canon portrayal vs Bruce's movie portrayal:

http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=210

Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2023 01:31 PM (eZ4vg)

424 I'm sorry, but we should put a fork in the DeSantis campaign. He's done.

https://is.gd/f3JdZH

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 07, 2023 01:31 PM (/iWhV)

425 421 If it's all direct to consumer anyway, I'd like to get the Blu-Ray instead of buying it on streaming without waiting. I suppose leasing the rights to the streaming platforms is much more lucrative, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 01:30 PM (t0OGg)

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$20 for a digital download vs. $20 for a UHD that includes production/delivery costs.

Yeah, it's a pricing/profits game.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 01:32 PM (LvTSG)

426 In one of the Sherlock Holmes stories, Holmes was ignorant of the fact that the Earth revolves around the Sun.
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Isn't this really the story of Barack Obama?

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 01:32 PM (CBajr)

427 DC is nothing but whores, thieves, liars and cheats. It's only that they're better paid and protected than the normal street kind.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 01:32 PM (ynpvh)

428 But I can see you, your brown skin shining in the sun. You've got your hair combed back and your sunglasses on baby. I can tell you my love for you will still be strong, after the hot dogs of summer have gone.

Posted by: Archer at August 07, 2023 01:08 PM (gmo/4)

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Heh. Nice!

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 01:32 PM (ysRX/)

429 I'm sorry, but we should put a fork in the DeSantis campaign. He's done.

https://is.gd/f3JdZH
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 07, 2023 01:31 PM (/iWhV)

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Yeah, I saw that this morning and it upset me, because I do like DeSantis.

Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 01:32 PM (DRSnL)

430 $20 for a digital download vs. $20 for a UHD that includes production/delivery costs.

Yeah, it's a pricing/profits game.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 01:32 PM (LvTSG)
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In this case, $7 as PPV, $15 to "own" it on Prime Video (as if), $20 for the Blu-Ray. The production costs are offset. But without the streaming-only window, I reckon the streaming services wouldn't be shelling out as much cash to the production companies for it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 01:33 PM (t0OGg)

431 The Emperor has no clothes, and farts in your general direction.

Posted by: Zek at August 07, 2023 01:33 PM (5FPX4)

432 423 Best comic on the very different Watsons, book canon portrayal vs Bruce's movie portrayal:

I SAY

Absolute classic. The third panel-- where they're standing next to each other-- always gets me.

And if you isolate New Watson, his arc is so so good.

Posted by: John Melancholy Cougar Camp at August 07, 2023 01:33 PM (l8gTz)

433 Yeah, I saw that this morning and it upset me, because I do like DeSantis.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 01:32 PM (DRSnL)

His biggest donor told him to "moderate" or he was cutting out his funding.... Ron needs better advisors

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2023 01:33 PM (bs+z0)

434 431 The Emperor has no clothes, and farts in your general direction.

Posted by: Zek at August 07, 2023 01:33 PM (5FPX4)

He practices Bukaki in our direction.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 01:34 PM (ynpvh)

435 Yeah, I saw that this morning and it upset me, because I do like DeSantis.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 01:32 PM (DRSnL)

Well, tbh, it's not Ron talking there. It is his donors.

And I like meatwad too.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 01:34 PM (ucwxz)

436 If one wants a shorter shotgun, buy a stagecoach shotgun. Love mine.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 07, 2023 01:34 PM (BdMk6)

437 When veteran Terry Santos (age 85), 11th Airborne Div., Philippines and Okinawa, was the victim of an attempted mugging while leaving a restaurant, Santos wacked the guy between the legs with his cane, and then went to work on him while he lay on the ground. Perp was taken to the hospital with broken ribs and cracked kneecaps.

When the cops showed up, they asked Santos, 'Did you do that?' 'No', he replied, 'my cane did'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2023 01:35 PM (b+gh8)

438 I'm sorry, but we should put a fork in the DeSantis campaign. He's done.
______

You don't lose anything by stating plain and simple that the fraud in 2020 changed the election results to install Biden as president. The only people pleased by the long-winded answers are the big pocket donors and Fox news.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 07, 2023 01:35 PM (fs1hN)

439 In one of the Sherlock Holmes stories, Holmes was ignorant of the fact that the Earth revolves around the Sun.
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Isn't this really the story of Barack Obama?
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2023 01:32 PM (CBajr)

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Was gonna say the same thing about modern NASA administrators.

Muslim outreach FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 07, 2023 01:35 PM (ysRX/)

440 It is Kabukkake Theatre all the way down

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2023 01:35 PM (DgaYN)

441 Who would want to kill the Allman Brothers?

Posted by: guy who just got here at August 07, 2023 01:17 PM (iayUP)



*shifty eyes*

Posted by: The Flatbed Truck at August 07, 2023 01:35 PM (aD39U)

442 430 In this case, $7 as PPV, $15 to "own" it on Prime Video (as if), $20 for the Blu-Ray. The production costs are offset. But without the streaming-only window, I reckon the streaming services wouldn't be shelling out as much cash to the production companies for it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 01:33 PM (t0OGg)

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People want to own it now, too, instead of waiting a few weeks.

I understand that from some collector points of view when a boutique label puts out limited runs or just might have limited rights, but when it comes to big budget stuff released by the studios themselves, I'll never understand the people who must own it NOW!

Especially any WB product. That shit is going to be $10 next Black Friday, no matter what it is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 01:35 PM (LvTSG)

443 433 Yeah, I saw that this morning and it upset me, because I do like DeSantis.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 01:32 PM (DRSnL)

His biggest donor told him to "moderate" or he was cutting out his funding.... Ron needs better advisors
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2023 01:33 PM (bs+z0)

This was always my problem with the guy. With Schwarzman and Griffin as his biggest donors, you knew this was going to happen eventually. I didn't expect this to happen now.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 07, 2023 01:35 PM (/iWhV)

444 >>> In one of the Sherlock Holmes stories, Holmes was ignorant of the fact that the Earth revolves around the Sun. It wasn’t relevant to solving crimes, so he never bothered to learn it. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2023 01:29 PM (xTRSc)

Yes, it's hilarious. BBC Sherlock made fun of this in one of the eps with an art museum, he needed to know something about astonomy to solve the case. But it's been a while so my memory is fuzzy.

Posted by: LizLem at August 07, 2023 01:35 PM (eZ4vg)

445 429 I'm sorry, but we should put a fork in the DeSantis campaign. He's done.

https://is.gd/f3JdZH
Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 07, 2023 01:31 PM (/iWhV)

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Yeah, I saw that this morning and it upset me, because I do like DeSantis.
Posted by: Jordan61
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I think his donors probably demanded that statement but with over 70 percent of Republican voters believing 2020 was stolen, it pretty much does him in as a prezzie candidate for 2024 in my estimation.

DeSantis may be aiming at 2028 now if Trump crashes and burns due to cheating and/or indictments.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 01:36 PM (bk5GW)

446 433 Yeah, I saw that this morning and it upset me, because I do like DeSantis.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 07, 2023 01:32 PM (DRSnL)

His biggest donor told him to "moderate" or he was cutting out his funding.... Ron needs better advisors

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2023 01:33 PM (bs+z0)

It's a good strategy to watch your enemies beat the living crap out of each other. Dems want Trump and DeSantis to fight.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 07, 2023 01:36 PM (ynpvh)

447 While in the Holmes stories Watson was no idiot, he was easily out classed by Holmes’ logic and deductive abilities, giving the impression he was somewhat slow mentally. But he made up for it in courage, adaptability and writing ability (as Watson was Holmes’ chronicler). He was essentially Doyle’s British Everyman.

Though never outright stated, it’s implied by Holmes himself that Watson puffed up Holmes abilities in his records.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 07, 2023 01:36 PM (scAkO)

448 In an unpublished draft manuscript Holmes was ignorant of where babies come from. "But Watson, where do all these little people come from?"

Posted by: zombie arthur conan doyle at August 07, 2023 01:36 PM (ppBhU)

449 Especially any WB product. That shit is going to be $10 next Black Friday, no matter what it is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I used to love the 5$ bin at Best Buy.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2023 01:36 PM (CIS44)

450 426 In one of the Sherlock Holmes stories, Holmes was ignorant of the fact that the Earth revolves around the Sun.

There's a theory that Holmes was basically trolling Watson at that point-- IIRC it's from A Study in Scarlet, the first adventure. Regardless, Doyle's characterization of Holmes evolves a bit over time. (That's pretty common-- look up Early Installment Weirdness on Tvtropes.com sometime if you have some time to kill.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 07, 2023 01:36 PM (l8gTz)

451 DC is nothing but whores, thieves, liars and cheats.
......

and senile old farts.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2023 01:37 PM (v0R5T)

452 ... Especially any WB product. That shit is going to be $10 next Black Friday, no matter what it is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 01:35 PM (LvTSG)
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Or ebay and get it for $7...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 07, 2023 01:37 PM (t0OGg)

453 412 -- Whig -- No, I don't think LIVs are idiots. Too many of my friends are very intelligent LIVs. But they get their news from NPR, the NYT, WaPo, and other media of that type. They simply don't know what's what because they have no idea a counter flow of info exists.

Four or five years? The '24 election will be in the rear view mirror long before that.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- Persian cats are nothing more than 24/7 shedding machines. at August 07, 2023 01:37 PM (B7rlW)

454 Very special nood

Posted by: Inogame at August 07, 2023 01:37 PM (53oGX)

455 there be noods...

Posted by: Darrell Harris at August 07, 2023 01:37 PM (/iWhV)

456 DeSantis may be aiming at 2028 now if Trump crashes and burns due to cheating and/or indictments.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 01:36 PM (bk5GW)

If so, silly. Because he has lost the MAGA voting coalition forever. And cobbling together a national coalition without them is impossible. Even in 2028.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 01:38 PM (ucwxz)

457 @438

>>You don't lose anything by stating plain and simple that the fraud in 2020 changed the election results to install Biden as president. The only people pleased by the long-winded answers are the big pocket donors and Fox news.

Again, as was stated in a previous thread, Ron DeSantis and that snake, Rick Scott, had to beat back attempts to steal their elections, so either Ron doesn't remember that he fired the Broward county board of elections supervisor and all of the election reforms the FL legislature undertook or he's just another GOPe grifting twatbag.


At the end of the day, Meatball is going to Meatball.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2023 01:38 PM (rc3Z7)

458 Privacy Storm Brewing As Zoom's Updated Terms Greenlight AI Model Training With User Data

With no opt-out?

Posted by: SMOD at August 07, 2023 01:38 PM (RHGPo)

459 449 Especially any WB product. That shit is going to be $10 next Black Friday, no matter what it is.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I used to love the 5$ bin at Best Buy.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2023 01:36 PM (CIS44)

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Most of the stuff at that price point now I already own or just don't want. I'm mostly left with boutique stuff now that interests me. Arrow is doing a 4K of Witness that is going to be $30+ on release day. I'd sooner buy that than the $8 Blu that's been in print for a decade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 07, 2023 01:38 PM (LvTSG)

460 You don't lose anything by stating plain and simple that the fraud in 2020 changed the election results to install Biden as president. The only people pleased by the long-winded answers are the big pocket donors and Fox news.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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The big pocket donors are teh invade the world, invite the world fans and fear a populist revolt.

Fox equals the Murdochs who are effectively ruining their brand in a pique because people are tuning them out. In effect, they are leftists in disguise because they are doubling down on their error instead of admitting they were wrong.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 01:38 PM (bk5GW)

461 Meanwhile, the US Navy sent four warships to square off with Russian and Chinese ships off the Aleutian Islands...

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=145480

I posted Battle of the Komandorski Islands and no one twitched.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2023 01:39 PM (DgaYN)

462 437 See Col. Rex Applegate's action with a cane when some fools decided to mug an old man. It's out there on line, and I think it was hoods 0, Rex 3. Ol' Rex trained the OSS in hand to hand.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 07, 2023 01:39 PM (0EOe9)

463 If so, silly. Because he has lost the MAGA voting coalition forever. And cobbling together a national coalition without them is impossible. Even in 2028.
Posted by: Thesokorus
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Dunno, but issuing this unequivocal statement does his 2024 campaign no good.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 01:40 PM (bk5GW)

464 DeSantis may be aiming at 2028 now if Trump crashes and burns due to cheating and/or indictments.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2023 01:36 PM (bk5GW)

i think darthSantis might as well just pack up any thoughts of becoming prez'snit. I'll go out on limb and say the CTH type of people will never vote for him.

Posted by: Outside of Life at August 07, 2023 01:40 PM (89Sog)

465 1. Watson was a complete dolt
2. Holmes was a dick
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 07, 2023 01:25 PM (KbCG3)

You should watch the series with the late Jeremy Brett as Holmes. My age addled brain can’t remember who played Watson, outstanding series IMHO.

Posted by: Rufus T Firefly at August 07, 2023 01:41 PM (1jvGD)

466 Nice Bod Brooke is looking really good in her nice pink outfit, leaning forward at appropriate time to show her nice cleavage as she tells Crazy Slut Hope she is an idiot.

Meanwhile, Puppy Dog Liam is sniffing around ex-wife Steffy.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 07, 2023 01:41 PM (ufFY8)

467
Meatball

Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2023 01:42 PM (O2rhH)

468 See Col. Rex Applegate's action with a cane when some fools decided to mug an old man. It's out there on line, and I think it was hoods 0, Rex 3. Ol' Rex trained the OSS in hand to hand.
Posted by: bill
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thnx will check

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2023 01:43 PM (b+gh8)

469 If so, silly. Because he has lost the MAGA voting coalition forever. And cobbling together a national coalition without them is impossible. Even in 2028.
Posted by: Thesokorus at August 07, 2023 01:38 PM (ucwxz)

So maybe this was an GOPe op to get rid DeSantis as a 2028 candidate.

Posted by: Rufus T Firefly at August 07, 2023 01:44 PM (1jvGD)

470 I posted Battle of the Komandorski Islands and no one twitched.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August
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I missed the post. If you please post again..

Those war ships were destroyers.
Them escorting a cruiser would have been better.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2023 01:48 PM (O2rhH)

471 DC is nothing but whores, thieves, liars and cheats.
......

and senile old farts.

Posted by: wth at August 07, 2023 01:37 PM (v0R5T)


Try Marvel

Posted by: Archer at August 07, 2023 01:59 PM (gmo/4)

472 Well, nood. Someone had to say it

Posted by: Rufus T Firefly at August 07, 2023 02:05 PM (taapK)

473 Isn't Chan one of the Feds who worked with Silicone Valley fascists to censor anyone who dared contradict the Left's positions on the internet.

Inside every Liberal there is a screaming fascist auditioning to be a gas chamber attendant.

Posted by: Jane at August 07, 2023 06:11 PM (EcD5Y)

474 By all means Father and Son should be together Joe and Hunter Biden as cellmates

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