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Including: llegal Chinese Biolab Is Operating Inside the US, With Owners Who Have All Disappeared...
And of Course It Was Subsidized by Gavin Newsom

Wow. Wow. Wow.

Last week I wrote about the discovery of a secret China-linked biolab in an ostensibly empty warehouse outside Fresno California.

It was, needless to say, a disturbing story. We aren't talking about some sterile, well-controlled biological research facility that hadn't kept up with all its paperwork.

No, this was a hidden lab piled with chemicals, boxes, refrigerators with chemicals and 20 deadly viruses, and genetically engineered mice that had been bred to catch and spread human viruses like COVID-19. It was in an ostensibly abandoned warehouse, and when the inspectors showed up the lab equipment had been hastily turned off before whoever was working there disappeared.

The power was off, but the freezers were still cold. People disappeared quickly, leaving behind a lot of documents in Chinese and a "President" who is available only by email from China. The president claimed the lab was merely storing defunct equipment, but there were live genetically engineered mice and the viruses stored in freezers.

It's all very sketchy, to say the least. Not to sound paranoid or anything, but a Chinese biolab hidden in an abandoned warehouse with deadly viruses and genetically engineered mice discovered after a major pandemic that killed millions might lead one to wonder what exactly is going on.

At least if you aren't obsessed with indicting Donald Trump every 3 days or so.

Read the rest at the link, including the grant from Gavin Newsom.

Chicago's about to have a gang war. But... will anyone notice?

Crime is so out-of-control that gonzo leftwing partisan lunatic Anna Kasparian (what color is her hair this week? asking for a friend) actually notices. She also tells her leftwing friends that the left is losing credibility by claiming that what people can see is happening every day just isn't happening.

No big deal but we're going to start seeing leprosy coming across the wide-open border, and I'm sure the media will tell us It's A Good Thing.

Move over, COVID-19, and say hello to leprosy. Yes, that leprosy, the biblical plague from the Old and New Testaments.

That's according to the CDC, which says that there is "rising evidence that leprosy has become endemic in the southeastern United States."

Leprosy, also called Hanson's Disease, is an infection caused by slow-growing bacteria called Mycobacterium leprae, according to the CDC. "It can affect the nerves, skin, eyes, and lining of the nose (nasal mucosa)." Up to 2 million people worldwide are permanently disabled from the disease, which can be transmitted by "prolonged, close contact with someone with untreated leprosy over many months." It is thought to be spread via respiratory droplets--or even contact with armadillos. The CDC, which now apparently believes in natural immunity again, says, "more than 95% of all people have natural immunity to the disease."

But in a Research Letter published in the August 2023 edition of the Emerging Infections Diseases journal, researchers from the Kansas City University--Graduate Medical Education/Advanced Dermatology and Cosmetic Surgery Consortium raised concerns about the rise in the number of cases in the U.S...

That led researchers to suspect "that international migration of persons with leprosy is a potential source of autochthonous transmission." They noted that "The number of international migrants in North America increased from 27.6 million persons in 1990 to 58.7 million in 2020, so a link to migration may account for the increase in incidence of leprosy in historically nonendemic areas."

With leprosy coming across the border, it's just the absolute perfect time for Biden's Woke Pentagon to pull 1,100 troops from the border, so that's exactly what they're doing.

Independent but-Democrat-caususing Senator Kristin Sinema is fuming over Biden giving $130 million to New York City due to his open border policy -- while giving little to border-state Arizona.

Apparently border states are just supposed to broke supporting Biden's New Voters.

Arizona Independent Sen. Kyrsten Sinema is furious over New York City's receipt of federal relief funds to handle the cost of caring for a surging number of asylum seekers while her state and border communities go without.

New York City is set to receive $104.6 million in Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) relief funds as Democratic Mayor Eric Adams struggles to cope with the rise of asylum seekers in his sanctuary city, The Hill reported. Much of the surge in new arrivals is due to Texas Republican Gov. Greg Abbott's policy of bussing migrants to sanctuary cities in a bid to highlight the Biden administration's lax approach to border security.

Sinema appeared to take issue with the metropolis receiving so much aid when it has only endured a fraction of the adverse effects from the migrant crisis that has so impacted Arizona and the other border states.

"What we're experiencing here in Arizona is matched only by what folks are experiencing in southern Texas," she said at a Yuma, Ariz., event. "Those are the two communities that are experiencing this crisis... The rest of the country is seeing some elements of it, but we are facing the brunt. And it is wrong and unfair that the... money is going to places other than south Texas and south Arizona."


Posted by: Ace at 02:00 PM




Comments

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1 WOAH

Posted by: Johnny Utah at August 04, 2023 02:03 PM (ASvvW)

2 Keep voting Democrats, wine moms. Here's hoping you enjoy the leprosy you voted for

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:03 PM (CDn/C)

3 Sad times

Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2023 02:03 PM (e4fEA)

4 How is leprosy spread? Honest question.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 04, 2023 02:04 PM (dxi/i)

5 No big deal but we're going to start seeing leprosy coming across the wide-open border,

Don't play with armadillos.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2023 02:04 PM (slgIg)

6 I've seen leprosy.
It is not pretty.
Thanxs democrats and most of you GOP dickheads.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2023 02:04 PM (e4fEA)

7 just in time for me to spend a week in court in chicago

Posted by: nckate at August 04, 2023 02:04 PM (an6os)

8 I was just getting used to the Gay Obama post.
WAHHHHHHH!!

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 04, 2023 02:05 PM (TGPs7)

9 These days, it's the depth of the crimes that's most impressive.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 02:05 PM (mE7cY)

10 Abbot and DeSantis bussing illegals to north/northeastern blue enclaves is helping.

Though...it would be interesting if they just bussed ALL of the illegals. Oh I can't arrest them and send them back to Mexico? Fine, they are all going to the rich neighborhoods in Chicago, NYC, Boston, etc.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023 02:05 PM (lc5cP)

11 >>>How is leprosy spread? Honest question.
Posted by: That Northernlurker


Believe you can get it from sneezes and coughing too close to someone who has it. Plus, it often shows up with seepage from body parts.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:05 PM (CDn/C)

12 Is this the frenulum thread?

Posted by: Barry Obama at August 04, 2023 02:05 PM (sWM8x)

13 Democommies, efficiently killing Americans for over a hundred years. Now operating right here in Kalifornia!
- Gavine Knusom

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2023 02:06 PM (z3WCn)

14 4 How is leprosy spread? Honest question.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 04, 2023 02:04 PM (dxi/i)

Contact with infected and also Armadillos.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 02:06 PM (mE7cY)

15 Crime is so out-of-control that gonzo leftwing partisan lunatic Anna Kasparian (what color is her hair this week? asking for a friend) actually notices. She also tells her leftwing friends that the left is losing credibility by claiming that what people can see is happening every day just isn't happening.

========

When she claims that Republicans are the real bad guys who don't actually care about the black on black crime that they've been pointing out for years, it'll be great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

16 It's all very sketchy, to say the least. Not to sound paranoid or anything, but a Chinese biolab hidden in an abandoned warehouse with deadly viruses and genetically engineered mice discovered after a major pandemic that killed millions might lead one to wonder what exactly is going on.
----
Hmmm.

Did any of the workers have previous experience working for a company called "Massive Dynamic?"

Did any of the documents found at the site mention Dr. William Bell or Dr. Walter Bishop?

Were any references found to a mysterious "Pattern?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 04, 2023 02:06 PM (YIVH2)

17 They laugh and laugh. They don't give a fuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2023 02:06 PM (TZ75n)

18 "Not to sound paranoid or anything, but a Chinese biolab hidden in an abandoned warehouse with deadly viruses and genetically engineered mice discovered after a major pandemic that killed millions might lead one to wonder what exactly is going on."

***
Amateurs. (True, one of our satrap directors suggested this in 2005. But we dismissed it as an impractical use of funds.)

Posted by: Thrush Supreme Council at August 04, 2023 02:06 PM (J2vNu)

19 The thought of Biden's nose falling off has a certain appeal.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 04, 2023 02:07 PM (dxi/i)

20 So...how exactly do you confess gay fantasies to your girlfriend?

I get if you are an exhibitionist or something..."honey let's have sex on the beach!" but...was Obama asking his girlfriend to peg him or something?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023 02:07 PM (lc5cP)

21 And another meeting cancelled. Gotta love Summer Fridays. Guess I should read the content before commenting...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 04, 2023 02:07 PM (Lh5tm)

22 So, they had multiple vectors to ensure Covid came out in 2020?

If it petered out in China, they had labs here it could leak, I mean, naturally occur, from.

There are more labs like this in the US.

Houston, Atlanta, Chicago and NYC, at the least.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 04, 2023 02:07 PM (TzW+Y)

23 ERIC ADAMS: "We need to control the border, we need to declare a state of emergency and we need to properly fund this national crisis."

========

One local Democrat is now giving rhetorical support in a gauzy way to a secure border.

Still, nothing will happen until a prominent Democrat loses an election unquestionably about immigration. A senator from WA, or something.

Then they'll feel the fear to do something about it as a whole. Until then, it's empty rhetoric that costs Adams nothing and makes him look "law and order".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:07 PM (LvTSG)

24 Yoyodyne.

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2023 02:08 PM (z3WCn)

25 We'll start seeing articles about "The Conservative Case for Leprosy: Why That's a Good Thing"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 04, 2023 02:08 PM (YIVH2)

26 >>>They laugh and laugh. They don't give a fuck.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory


Because they know they're immune. They'd like nothing more than the undesirables dead, sooner rather than later.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:08 PM (CDn/C)

27 Yeah, but it's just the long con. Desantis is only doing all these super conservative things to throw us off the trail of his super deep staterism. Once you've mastered 49th dimensional chess, the signs are everywhere.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 04, 2023 02:08 PM (ppBhU)

28 Independent but-Democrat-caususing Senator Kristin Sinema is fuming over Biden giving $130 million to New York City due to his open border policy -- while giving little to border-state Arizona.

========

She's so independent we never bothered to question whether she'd vote for KJB for SCOTUS or in favor of convicting Trump during the impeachment.

Her independence has always been a scam to appeal to GOPe voters in AZ.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

29 The city code enforcement guys were poking around a Chinese bio-weapons lab. Time to sue the state, lads.

Posted by: 13times at August 04, 2023 02:09 PM (b9uy3)

30 I know leftists living in big blue shitholes and here is what I see...

If they *personally* have been the victim of crime they want the illegals shipped home, muggers summarily executed, and a cop on every street.

But if it happens to their neighbors well, "Hey I'm sure that homeless guy needed the money more then you did" or "I bet he said something racist to make that man attack him like that"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023 02:09 PM (lc5cP)

31 Malnourished and mistreated mice. That'll piss a lot of people off.

Right?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2023 02:10 PM (Q4IgG)

32 So...how exactly do you confess gay fantasies to your girlfriend?

"Honey, I bought you some new lingerie."

*hands her VIllage People construction worker outfit*

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 04, 2023 02:10 PM (ppBhU)

33 Leprosy made my cunny smell like lemons!

Posted by: Anna Kasparian at August 04, 2023 02:10 PM (sWM8x)

34 >>> So, they had multiple vectors to ensure Covid came out in 2020?


How many of us lost someone from Covid? All because Fauci and China wanted to release a virus upon the world.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:10 PM (CDn/C)

35
Chicago's about to have a gang war. But... will anyone notice?

Don't you dare call them "mobs."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2023 02:10 PM (63Dwl)

36 Just like the sheer luck of DJT winning in 2016 allowed us to learn and expose what the HildeBeast, the Barack Odildos, the DeepState, and what George OpenSoros have been up to in the last 2 decades, we now have a chance to see what the players in the DNC and in the GOPe have been up to (including what their brat spawn--a la Shit Rumney + Turtle clan + Kennedy clan + Heinz clan + CDC/NIH--have been up to in Ukraine and other venues) from the ACCIDENTAL results of their brazen carelessness.

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards & GOPe who support focking CCP at August 04, 2023 02:10 PM (5DfsO)

37 Broken record time

NYC , Chicago and San Fran are not even listed in the top 75 of the US most dangerous cities. Gaslighting is everywhere.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 02:10 PM (MNhXM)

38 Chicago's about to have a gang war. But... will anyone notice?
.........

DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2023 02:10 PM (v0R5T)

39 Syphon Filter was just a video game.

But they are real-life trying to bioengineer a genetic-targeting virus.

Covid was a test-run for mutation/ burn-out rates.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 04, 2023 02:10 PM (TzW+Y)

40 30 If they *personally* have been the victim of crime they want the illegals shipped home, muggers summarily executed, and a cop on every street.

But if it happens to their neighbors well, "Hey I'm sure that homeless guy needed the money more then you did" or "I bet he said something racist to make that man attack him like that"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023 02:09 PM (lc5cP)

========

So, when it happens to them, they need to be shamed into spreading right wing misinformation about the criminality of the homeless. Loudly, repeatedly, and to the point where the entire leftist neighborhood turns on them, casting them out of good and polite society.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

41 "Not to sound paranoid or anything, but a Chinese biolab hidden in an abandoned warehouse with deadly viruses and genetically engineered mice discovered after a major pandemic that killed millions might lead one to wonder what exactly is going on."


Be a shame of a couple of test tubes landed on Gavin's limo.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2023 02:11 PM (e4fEA)

42 Tire burning times are almost here!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 02:11 PM (mE7cY)

43 Leprosy is like, ah, so totally convenient! If, like, you're hungry, like, you just reach down and like, pull off a toe, and like, "violins!" It's like, snack time!

Posted by: Gum Snapping Bleach Blond at August 04, 2023 02:11 PM (TF1+c)

44 I was just getting used to the Gay Obama post.
WAHHHHHHH!!
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 04, 2023 02:05 PM (TGPs7)
........

It only hurts at first, be sure to use plenty of lube.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2023 02:11 PM (v0R5T)

45 NYC , Chicago and San Fran are not even listed in the top 75 of the US most dangerous cities. Gaslighting is everywhere.

Yeah, but from the perspective of the people in NYC, Chicago, and San Fran "fly over country doesn't matter"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023 02:11 PM (lc5cP)

46 Chicago's about to have a gang war. But... will anyone notice?

------‐--------------------------

Put my money of the Sharks. Those dudes can dance.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 04, 2023 02:12 PM (NpJgr)

47 It was more important to harass and arrest women on beaches and playgrounds than to find these labs and shut them down.

Oh did I say more important? I meant easier and more fun.

Doin it all for grandma.

Also these labs are clearly moneyspinners for someone so forget shutting them down en masse

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2023 02:12 PM (HJY0X)

48 24 Yoyodyne.
Posted by: Eromero

"There are monkeyboys in the facility! Repeat..."

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 04, 2023 02:12 PM (kjOVp)

49 Believe you can get it from sneezes and coughing too close to someone who has it. Plus, it often shows up with seepage from body parts.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023


***
There are two kinds of leprosy, the kind that attacks the nerves, and the kind that produces the classic "parts falling off" syndrome. As far as I know, Western medicine knew more than fifty years ago that you had to have close and prolonged contact with the leper of the second type to develop that form of the disease. (I'll leave it to the student to decide what "close and prolonged contact" means here.)

The other kind, I'm not sure it can be transmitted easily if at all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2023 02:12 PM (J2vNu)

50 The plague still has natural vectors and can be found in the SW.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2023 02:12 PM (slgIg)

51 The situation in New York is starting to look apocalyptic.

Damn. That's some bad shit.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 04, 2023 02:12 PM (Xrfse)

52 >>>Syphon Filter was just a video game.

A fantastic game, by the way.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:12 PM (CDn/C)

53 Be a shame of a couple of test tubes landed on Gavin's limo.
Posted by: Diogenes

Or in it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2023 02:12 PM (TZ75n)

54 33 Leprosy made my cunny smell like lemons!
Posted by: Anna Kasparian at August 04, 2023 02:10 PM (sWM8x)

The Smell of Leprosy

My new line of fragrances

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at August 04, 2023 02:13 PM (CCSxw)

55 NYC is going to break.

All busses from FL and TX should go straight to NYC.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at August 04, 2023 02:13 PM (w/Ngf)

56 "Keep the tip."

Posted by: Just the Punch Line at August 04, 2023 02:13 PM (sWM8x)

57 So, we’re about to have wars between gangs of leprous, genetically-engineered armadillos on the southern border of Chicago.

Have I got that right?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 04, 2023 02:13 PM (xTRSc)

58 Chicago's about to have a gang war. But... will anyone notice?

------‐--------------------------
Put my money of the Sharks. Those dudes can dance.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 04, 2023


***
When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2023 02:13 PM (J2vNu)

59 Hey, is that my dick on the floor, or did someone drop a chicken parm hero?

Posted by: Illegal Immigrant Leper at August 04, 2023 02:13 PM (F6McX)

60 OT: nobody tell nurse

https://tinyurl.com/27huzhy9

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 04, 2023 02:14 PM (MGB5H)

61 >>>The other kind, I'm not sure it can be transmitted easily if at all.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Either way, it's pretty frightening.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:14 PM (CDn/C)

62 Here's a scary thought.

It's been proven time and again that many migrants are carrying diseases long since eradicated in the US.

So a huge TB outbreak in NY wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 02:14 PM (mE7cY)

63 The plague still has natural vectors and can be found in the SW.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2023


***
Groundhogs and ground squirrels, I think.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2023 02:14 PM (J2vNu)

64 Worst clowns ever

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2023 02:14 PM (xcxpd)

65 It was more important to harass and arrest women on beaches and playgrounds than to find these labs and shut them down.


A lot of the current police strategy of Soviet America is harassing the productive class because they won't fight back.

But...another part of it is the government is a money making operation. Ticketing a speeder or fining someone for breaking a COVID regulation earns money that then goes into that cop's budget...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023 02:15 PM (lc5cP)

66 Leprosy is nasty. I've seen it. It's a slow rotting death.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 04, 2023 02:15 PM (BdMk6)

67 Hey, at least I can climb a flight of stairs.

Posted by: Illegal Immigrant Leper at August 04, 2023 02:15 PM (F6McX)

68 Hmmm...

Chuck Callesto
@ChuckCallesto
BREAKING REPORT: Massive cyber attack in Multiple states - Ambulances being diverted, Emergency rooms shut down and DISRUPTION TO MANY HOSPITALS and healthcare facilities..

The “data security incident” began Thursday at facilities operated by Prospect Medical Holdings, which is based in California and has hospitals and clinics there and in Texas, Connecticut, Rhode Island and Pennsylvania.

CCP UP TO NEW TRICKS?

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 04, 2023 02:15 PM (TGPs7)

69 64 Worst clowns ever
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2023 02:14 PM (xcxpd)

========

*breathes huge sigh of relief*
-Seth Rogan

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

70 Africa has a lot of lepers .

And lions too.

Posted by: Emily Litella at August 04, 2023 02:15 PM (MNhXM)

71 Leprosy
(To the Beatle tune of "Yesterday.")

Leprosy,
All my body's falling off of me.
Now I'm half the man I used to be.
There's a nose and ear hanging off of me.
Oh, I believe in Leprosy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 04, 2023 02:15 PM (lf83v)

72 Save the info about the biolab, because it while be wiped when Newsom becomes a Presidential candidate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2023 02:15 PM (Keyt1)

73 How is leprosy spread? Honest question.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 04, 2023 02:04 PM (dxi/i)

Contact with infected and also Armadillos.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 02:06 PM (mE7cY)


Hands off, mofos!

or

FA and FO.

Posted by: Armadillos at August 04, 2023 02:15 PM (QzZeQ)

74 There are two kinds of leprosy, the kind that attacks the nerves, and the kind that produces the classic "parts falling off" syndrome. As far as I know, Western medicine knew more than fifty years ago that you had to have close and prolonged contact with the leper of the second type to develop that form of the disease. (I'll leave it to the student to decide what "close and prolonged contact" means here.)

I thought part of the reason part of the reason parts fall off is nerve damage means victims don't know when they're damaging themselves.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 04, 2023 02:16 PM (dxi/i)

75 Hey, is that my dick on the floor, or did someone drop a chicken parm hero?

Obligatory https://youtu.be/NQBPgJQhQHc

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023 02:16 PM (lc5cP)

76 I don't care what anybody says, Anna Kasparian... screen door/hurricane. Some disassembly required.

She can nag me all she wants. She'll stop nagging. Some of the time.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 02:16 PM (69sd5)

77 Leprosy is nasty. I've seen it. It's a slow rotting death.
_______

Kinda like marriage.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 04, 2023 02:16 PM (lf83v)

78 So...how exactly do you confess gay fantasies to your girlfriend?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023 02:07 PM (lc5cP)


Obama: Hey, I know we've only been "dating" two weeks but how would you like to strap one on and ride my pooper like I've always dreamed of? Let me be clear, I'm not gay but I'd like like a huge cock in my ass.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2023 02:16 PM (uvymP)

79 Leprosy,
All my body's falling off of me.
Now I'm half the man I used to be.
There's a nose and ear hanging off of me.
Oh, I believe in Leprosy.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 04, 2023 02:15 PM (lf83v

Ah, the shit we came up with as kids in grade school.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 02:16 PM (mE7cY)

80 Shhh. Did you see that NYC is in the top 5 list of places with leprosy cases? Coincidence, I'm sure.

Posted by: Illegal Immigrant Leper at August 04, 2023 02:16 PM (F6McX)

81 69 64 Worst clowns ever
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2023 02:14 PM (xcxpd)

========

*breathes huge sigh of relief*
-Seth Rogan
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

Seth Rogan isn't a clown. He's neither funny nor scary.
He's just a suppurating asshole.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2023 02:17 PM (xcxpd)

82 It's been proven time and again that many migrants are carrying diseases long since eradicated in the US.

So a huge TB outbreak in NY wouldn't surprise me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 02:14 PM (mE7cY)

If it happens, I doubt very seriously that it will be reported.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 04, 2023 02:17 PM (BdMk6)

83 >>>But...another part of it is the government is a money making operation. Ticketing a speeder or fining someone for breaking a COVID regulation earns money that then goes into that cop's budget...
Posted by: 18-1


In smaller towns maybe, but cops don't get bonuses for tickets. All that money goes straight to the city, where in my city, they misuse the funds.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:17 PM (CDn/C)

84 I don't care what anybody says, Anna Kasparian... screen door/hurricane. Some disassembly required.

I don't think I've ever seen her before so I googled her pictures and...yes she's pretty enough but you can literally see from her face that she will NOT stop nagging.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023 02:18 PM (lc5cP)

85 The cure is dipping in the Rio Grande.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 04, 2023 02:18 PM (dxi/i)

86 Ah, the shit we came up with as kids in grade school.
______

Jingle Bells, Batman smells. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 04, 2023 02:18 PM (lf83v)

87 She's so independent we never bothered to question whether she'd vote for KJB for SCOTUS or in favor of convicting Trump during the impeachment.

Her independence has always been a scam to appeal to GOPe voters in AZ.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:08 PM (LvTSG)


Razorfist puts out a rant pointing this out every so often.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2023 02:18 PM (uvymP)

88 leprosy and tranq the hobos don't stand a chance

Posted by: nckate at August 04, 2023 02:18 PM (an6os)

89 Question on the lab: How was it discovered?

And given that it appeared hastily abandoned, who tipped them off?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2023 02:18 PM (KbCG3)

90 83 In smaller towns maybe, but cops don't get bonuses for tickets. All that money goes straight to the city, where in my city, they misuse the funds.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:17 PM (CDn/C)

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I wonder if you could set up an incentive system for police that encouraged fewer tickets as long as accidents went down at the same time.

You don't have to incentivize all cops, just the ones at the top.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

91 How is leprosy spread? Honest question.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 04, 2023 02:04 PM (dxi/i)
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Contact with infected and also Armadillos.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023


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I believe I've read that the armadillo is the only mammal besides man who can contract leprosy. They were using the dunny-looking critters to try to find treatments or cures. The agent is a bacterium, not a virus, and it probably would respond well to antibiotics.

It's a sluggish and near-comatose bacterium, thank God.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2023 02:19 PM (J2vNu)

92 CCP UP TO NEW TRICKS?
Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 04, 2023 02:15 PM (TGPs7)

I would be, if I were them. We blew up their pipeline.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 02:19 PM (69sd5)

93 Her independence has always been a scam to appeal to GOPe voters in AZ.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

You know what else is a scam to appeal to GOP voters?

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2023 02:19 PM (HJY0X)

94 If it happens, I doubt very seriously that it will be reported.

Under President Dog Eater there were a couple of waves of enterovirus that matched perfectly with him shipping illegals around the country.

And...yeah...they stopped reporting it when someone noticed the pattern...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023 02:19 PM (lc5cP)

95 >>>BREAKING REPORT: Massive cyber attack in Multiple states - Ambulances being diverted, Emergency rooms shut down and DISRUPTION TO MANY HOSPITALS and healthcare facilities..


I love how these incidents happen and the morons in power just shrug and move on.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:19 PM (CDn/C)

96 >66 Leprosy is nasty. I've seen it. It's a slow rotting death.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at August 04, 2023 02:15 PM (BdMk6)

It costs an arm and a leg to treat.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 04, 2023 02:19 PM (Lh5tm)

97 23 ERIC ADAMS: "We need to control the border, we need to declare a state of emergency and we need to properly fund this national crisis."

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One local Democrat is now giving rhetorical support in a gauzy way to a secure border.

Still, nothing will happen until a prominent Democrat loses an election unquestionably about immigration. A senator from WA, or something.

Then they'll feel the fear to do something about it as a whole. Until then, it's empty rhetoric that costs Adams nothing and makes him look "law and order".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:07 PM (LvTSG)

Forget the first two things he said. Focus on the third. That's the only part he cares about.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2023 02:19 PM (KbCG3)

98 One local Democrat is now giving rhetorical support in a gauzy way to a secure border.

Still, nothing will happen until a prominent Democrat loses an election unquestionably about immigration. A senator from WA, or something.

Then they'll feel the fear to do something about it as a whole. Until then, it's empty rhetoric that costs Adams nothing and makes him look "law and order".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:07 PM (LvTSG)


Wait until leprosy breaks out in the gay community. I bet it gets some traction then.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2023 02:19 PM (uvymP)

99 I don't have time for this shit. Got a plane to catch.

Posted by: Christopher Wray at August 04, 2023 02:20 PM (sWM8x)

100 93 Her independence has always been a scam to appeal to GOPe voters in AZ.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

You know what else is a scam to appeal to GOP voters?
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2023 02:19 PM (HJY0X)

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The GOP?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

101 UNCLEAN! *rings bell* UNCLEAN! *pulls cloak tighter* UNCLEAN! *rings bell again*

Posted by: Lepers and smallpox and Black Death oh my! at August 04, 2023 02:20 PM (q1Zxb)

102 I don't think I've ever seen her before so I googled her pictures and...yes she's pretty enough but you can literally see from her face that she will NOT stop nagging.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023 02:18 PM (lc5cP)

Oh, she'll stop nagging. For the 15-30 seconds she's making the O face, she'll have to suspend the nag.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 02:20 PM (69sd5)

103 Seth Rogan isn't a clown. He's neither funny nor scary.
He's just a suppurating asshole.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2023 02:17 PM (xcxpd)

Ironically his and Adam Sandler’s best movie is Funny People.

Posted by: Emily Litella at August 04, 2023 02:21 PM (MNhXM)

104 It's all fun and games until you have to nuke one of your own cities to stop the Zombie Apocalypse .

Posted by: DaveA at August 04, 2023 02:21 PM (FhXTo)

105 The GOP?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:20 PM (LvTSG

Got it in one

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2023 02:21 PM (HJY0X)

106 >Wait until leprosy breaks out in the gay community. I bet it gets some traction then.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2023 02:19 PM (uvymP)

Excuse me, I seem to have left my dick in your ass.

Posted by: Awkward Conversations at August 04, 2023 02:21 PM (Lh5tm)

107 >>Ah, the shit we came up with as kids in grade school.

At the leper hockey game, there was a face off in the second period.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 04, 2023 02:21 PM (kjOVp)

108
Regarding the Chinese bioweapons lab, funded by Newsome right here in sunny California:

I suppose now we know who exactly is on the Chinese payroll with their constant talk of a new scary virus hitting the US just in time for the Preezy election.

And, BONUS! I guess we now know exactly who it's supposed to benefit from Pandemic 2.0 and who in the US is actively supporting a scheme to kill US citizens for political power.

Delightful!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 04, 2023 02:21 PM (QzZeQ)

109 BUT TRUMP SAID 'PUSSY'!!!

Posted by: leftists at August 04, 2023 02:21 PM (llON8)

110 >>>I wonder if you could set up an incentive system for police that encouraged fewer tickets as long as accidents went down at the same time.

You don't have to incentivize all cops, just the ones at the top.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Probably true. In Philly, only new cops rush to give out tickets. Older guys only do so if it's an egregious violation.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:22 PM (CDn/C)

111 Off soak . Oh never mind

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 02:22 PM (MNhXM)

112 Whew! At long last they’ve blaming something on the armadillos.

Posted by: The Pangolins at August 04, 2023 02:22 PM (xTRSc)

113
I don't think I've ever seen her before so I googled her pictures and...yes she's pretty enough but you can literally see from her face that she will NOT stop nagging.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023


***
We were discussing people of Armenian background yesterday. You can usually tell an Armenian: the family name often ends in "-ian" or "-yan."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2023 02:22 PM (J2vNu)

114 Why are all of the looters and gang bangers of the Negro persuasion?

Yeah. Just a rhetorical question.

Posted by: Ralph at August 04, 2023 02:22 PM (wnTj5)

115 So a huge TB outbreak in NY wouldn't surprise me.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 02:14 PM (mE7cY)

If it happens, I doubt very seriously that it will be reported.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
____

Go hug an undocumented migrant worker! You don't want to be a bigot do you?

Posted by: Dem Politicians running same playbook used for Covid at August 04, 2023 02:22 PM (fs1hN)

116 The plague spikes and burns out fairly regularly in the Sierra Nevada. I’ve seen USFS signage posted in some really remote locations on the west slope of the plumes national forest. How the forest service discovers these remote location spikes? No idea.

Posted by: 13times at August 04, 2023 02:23 PM (tGUk4)

117 The Google Jacket?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2023 02:23 PM (63Dwl)

118 Leprosy is like culture. It is deep inside. And you can see it. It is a part of you that is both present and future. Because what is to come is past, tomorrow.

Posted by: Kamala at August 04, 2023 02:23 PM (AD14M)

119
Though the presence of several deadly viruses and specially bred distribution vectors may point to a-

Pandemic Smorgasbord of Death

instead of a lousy Pandemic 2.0 Singleton.

Lovely!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 04, 2023 02:23 PM (QzZeQ)

120 Chicago's about to have a gang war. But... will anyone notice?


Rival white nationalist factions?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 04, 2023 02:23 PM (1ZbaF)

121 89 Question on the lab: How was it discovered?

And given that it appeared hastily abandoned, who tipped them off?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2023 02:18 PM (KbCG3)

A Building Inspector saw a garden hose coming out of a wall, and thought it was just a run of the mill code violation.

When he went to talk to someone in charge, the "lab" was discovered.

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at August 04, 2023 02:23 PM (CCSxw)

122 Look at all those poor women and children fleeing their...oh wait, all of the people in that video from NYC are young men. Are there any left in other countries?

Posted by: DJ at August 04, 2023 02:23 PM (uosPt)

123 110 Probably true. In Philly, only new cops rush to give out tickets. Older guys only do so if it's an egregious violation.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:22 PM (CDn/C)

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It mostly irritates me to see cops pulling people over for going 15 miles over on an otherwise safe street. No one was harmed, but the city is going to get its fee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:23 PM (LvTSG)

124 let your fingers do the walking

Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2023 02:23 PM (us2H3)

125 No big deal but we're going to start seeing leprosy coming across the wide-open border, and I'm sure the media will tell us It's A Good Thing.

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"It's merely the illusion of leprosy, h8r! The Conservative Case for Disintegrating Cocks ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 04, 2023 02:24 PM (OwPp/)

126 118 Leprosy is like culture. It is deep inside. And you can see it. It is a part of you that is both present and future. Because what is to come is past, tomorrow.

Posted by: Kamala at August 04, 2023 02:23 PM (AD14M)

And you can move forward, unburdened by your limbs.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2023 02:24 PM (KbCG3)

127 >>> 10 Abbot and DeSantis bussing illegals to north/northeastern blue enclaves is helping.

Though...it would be interesting if they just bussed ALL of the illegals. Oh I can't arrest them and send them back to Mexico? Fine, they are all going to the rich neighborhoods in Chicago, NYC, Boston, etc.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023 02:05 PM (lc5cP)

Don't forget a weekly share to either Martha's Vineyard, or Brandon's beach house neighborhood in DE.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2023 02:24 PM (llON8)

128 I wonder if you could set up an incentive system for police that encouraged fewer tickets as long as accidents went down at the same time.


A few years ago I was driving home. There weren't many cars on the road and everyone was exceeding the artificially low speed limit posted.

I had left plenty of distance between me and the car in front of me so when it break lights went on I took my foot off the gas and then realized he wasn't just slowing down he had slammed his breaks.

So...I slammed mine...and the car behind me and so on.

There wasn't an accident but it was close. What caused the guy in front of me to slam on his breaks? A kid on the highway? An animal? Debris? No...there was a cop on the side of the road with a radar gun.

But...remember its for safety that we have cops ticketing people for exceeding the speed limit. Even if literally everyone exceeds the speed limit because it has been set too low.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023 02:24 PM (lc5cP)

129 Just a reminder: In 1980 Miami absorbed ~75000 Cuban and Haitian immigrants and its politicians didn't whine and cry like Eric 'Sanctuary City' Adams.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 04, 2023 02:24 PM (rJ48h)

130 Pure serendipity the cyber attacks take place after the Russians suffer a major military strike. I'm sure there's no connection at all.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2023 02:24 PM (6Mth8)

131 How the forest service discovers these remote location spikes? No idea.

Posted by: 13times

= =

Don't look at us.

Posted by: Squirrels at August 04, 2023 02:24 PM (AD14M)

132 Oh, she'll stop nagging. For the 15-30 seconds she's making the O face,
Posted by: BurtTC

You got that kind of staying power?

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at August 04, 2023 02:24 PM (w/Ngf)

133 Carville, LA, had the country's only "leprosarium," a sanitarium devoted just to those patients, until fairly recently.

Leave it to Lousy-ana to add to the rot in this state!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2023 02:24 PM (J2vNu)

134 Start Spreading the news..... I am leaving tonight...... I want to be a part of it ........ New York, New York !!!!

Posted by: Frank N. Stien at August 04, 2023 02:25 PM (9e2kV)

135 Probably true. In Philly, only new cops rush to give out tickets. Older guys only do so if it's an egregious violation.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:22 PM (CDn/C)

Isn't one of the games police departments play with this is to say there are no ticket quotas but it's understood that if you don't have a certain number of "encounters" or "interactions" per month - that do involve tickets - you'll basically be stuck on traffic duty for the rest of your career?

Posted by: A quota by any other name at August 04, 2023 02:25 PM (q1Zxb)

136 Leprosy and mysterious biolabs are just an idea.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2023 02:25 PM (HJY0X)

137 This is funny:

Trending in United States
White Lizzo

Those who don't know, who do you think it refers to?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 04, 2023 02:25 PM (IG4Id)

138 It is thought to be spread via respiratory droplets--or even contact with armadillos. Armored leprosy attack animals. We are so fucked.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2023 02:25 PM (xSnmX)

139 Just a reminder: In 1980 Miami absorbed ~75000 Cuban and Haitian immigrants and its politicians didn't whine and cry like Eric 'Sanctuary City' Adams.
Posted by: mr tmz at August 04, 2023 02:24 PM (rJ48h)

Forty years later and the effects are still felt.

Like Houston and Katrina.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 02:26 PM (MNhXM)

140 Joe Biden 2024 : Make 3rd World Diseases Great Again

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2023 02:26 PM (5D0zJ)

141 There wasn't an accident but it was close. What caused the guy in front of me to slam on his breaks? A kid on the highway? An animal? Debris? No...there was a cop on the side of the road with a radar gun.

But...remember its for safety that we have cops ticketing people for exceeding the speed limit. Even if literally everyone exceeds the speed limit because it has been set too low.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023 02:24 PM (lc5cP)

Guy in front of you was an idiot. Does he think the range of that gun is 10 feet?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2023 02:26 PM (KbCG3)

142 It would be interesting to see what the sex ratio in central America is right now and how its affecting pairings.

I suspect so many young males are here that you've got de jure polygamy - the local mob boss/politician/police chief has a wife and a gaggle of mistresses their lieutenants a few less and so on...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023 02:26 PM (lc5cP)

143 I don't think I've ever seen her before so I googled her pictures and...yes she's pretty enough but you can literally see from her face that she will NOT stop nagging.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023 02:18 PM (lc5cP)

Eh, if she's a leftist, even though she's a 8 now, she'll end up a Helen Thomas from the hate. Yellow bikini girl more my style.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 04, 2023 02:26 PM (Angsy)

144 >>>It mostly irritates me to see cops pulling people over for going 15 miles over on an otherwise safe street. No one was harmed, but the city is going to get its fee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Absolutely agree. We are coming toward 300 murders and they are wasting time on tickets? It's stupid.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:26 PM (CDn/C)

145 /off vagine candle maker sock

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 04, 2023 02:26 PM (CCSxw)

146 NYC is going to reach a boiling point. If you've been there lately it's pretty clear this probably is t going to end well. When the weather gets a little colder, and the natives had enough of the illegals the worm will turn.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2023 02:26 PM (6Mth8)

147 Last week I wrote about the discovery of a secret China-linked biolab in an ostensibly empty warehouse outside Fresno California which is used to develop Newsome's Hair Gel ........

Posted by: Frank N. Stien at August 04, 2023 02:26 PM (9e2kV)

148 137 This is funny:

Trending in United States
White Lizzo

Those who don't know, who do you think it refers to?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 04, 2023 02:25 PM (IG4Id)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Backfat McCain at August 04, 2023 02:27 PM (mE7cY)

149 Guy in front of you was an idiot. Does he think the range of that gun is 10 feet?

There is that too. By the time the cop sees you he's already got your speed.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023 02:27 PM (lc5cP)

150 It is thought to be spread via respiratory droplets--or even contact with armadillos



Poor old Hoover Hogs.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2023 02:27 PM (5apCz)

151 Trending in United States
White Lizzo

Those who don't know, who do you think it refers to?
Posted by: weft cut-loop

I saw that. Funny shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2023 02:27 PM (TZ75n)

152 Forty years later and the effects are still felt.

Like Houston and Katrina.
Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023


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Houston? Pffft.

Posted by: Baton Rouge, LA at August 04, 2023 02:27 PM (J2vNu)

153 I saw Disintegrating Cocks open for Cradle of Filth at Hellfest '09.

Posted by: \m/ \m/ at August 04, 2023 02:27 PM (q1Zxb)

154 Trending in United States
White Lizzo

Those who don't know, who do you think it refers to?
Posted by: weft cut-loop


The hags of The View?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2023 02:28 PM (5apCz)

155 White Lizzo
Those who don't know, who do you think it refers to?
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SHUT. UP.

Posted by: Chris Christie at August 04, 2023 02:28 PM (sWM8x)

156 Traffic stops are usually probing operations instead of money making operations. Usually.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 02:28 PM (MNhXM)

157 OT: nobody tell nurse

https://tinyurl.com/27huzhy9
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 04, 2023 02:14 PM (MGB5H)

Read the story. Very sparse and loved the term 'aninal thunderdome'

Went to the fox link. Less sparse, slightly more detail, but not enough details, like, what were you doing, where were you, where did you see MT Otter 869, were you asking for it by wearing those outfits, where did he bite you, were you probed, did he say anything.

Sad they did not ask the real questions!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 04, 2023 02:28 PM (ufFY8)

158
Absolutely agree. We are coming toward 300 murders and they are wasting time on tickets? It's stupid.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:26 PM (CDn/C)

Investigating murders costs money. Tickets make money. QED.

Posted by: Is that too cynical or not cynical enough? at August 04, 2023 02:29 PM (q1Zxb)

159 It mostly irritates me to see cops pulling people over for going 15 miles over on an otherwise safe street. No one was harmed, but the city is going to get its fee.
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I thought that was purview of stop light cameras?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2023 02:29 PM (xSnmX)

160 103 Seth Rogan isn't a clown. He's neither funny nor scary.
He's just a suppurating asshole.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2023 02:17 PM (xcxpd)

Ironically his and Adam Sandler’s best movie is Funny People.
Posted by: Emily Litella at August 04, 2023 02:21 PM (MNhXM)

That is ironic

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2023 02:29 PM (xcxpd)

161 That's a long line for the Taylor Swift concert tickets.

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at August 04, 2023 02:29 PM (iOt02)

162 This reminds me... did the website run any discussion threads on last weekend's "Australian" interview of Dr. Robert Kadlec, where he basically threw Fauci under the bus?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at August 04, 2023 02:29 PM (gHSfI)

163 144 Absolutely agree. We are coming toward 300 murders and they are wasting time on tickets? It's stupid.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:26 PM (CDn/C)

=======

Police would rather deal with something safe than something dangerous. I get it.

The city pays for things through fees. I get it.

I'd rather pay another percent in local sales taxes than have police prowling the streets trying to get people for going too fast. Reckless driving within some limited definitions? Okay. But speeding always just feels petty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

164 In 1980 Miami also had a giant coke-fueled real estate boom, and all the goods and services to support all those workers, and of course all the newly wealthy, also needed workers.

There is nothing similar happening in any American city today.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 04, 2023 02:29 PM (kjOVp)

165 >>>Isn't one of the games police departments play with this is to say there are no ticket quotas but it's understood that if you don't have a certain number of "encounters" or "interactions" per month - that do involve tickets - you'll basically be stuck on traffic duty for the rest of your career?
Posted by: A quota by any other name


That was big in the 90s and 00s. Since no one wants the job anymore, that's not a thing anymore. He'll, when the Phillies were in the World Series, half of one police district called out.

No one could discipline them because we're so short on cops.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:29 PM (CDn/C)

166 Oh I saw an article from Mass complaining about illegals. They have 1800 "families" though the article only mentioned 50 kids (hmm I thought central Americans had big families no?)

Anyway a bunch of hotels were complaining that their new "guests" are wrecking their hotels.

And of course the hotels mentioned where all in the middle/working class suburbs.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023 02:29 PM (lc5cP)

167 Two more hours until I can tiptoe out of here.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2023 02:30 PM (J2vNu)

168 Will Gavin Newsome's illicit biolab be a problem for him in 2024?

*spoiler - no*

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 04, 2023 02:30 PM (Bd6X8)

169 Anyway a bunch of hotels were complaining that their new "guests" are wrecking their hotels.
_____

Send them to the Vineyard.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 04, 2023 02:30 PM (lf83v)

170 140 Joe Biden 2024 : Make 3rd World Diseases Great Again
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Moar Funding for the Faucis!

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2023 02:30 PM (xSnmX)

171 I have warned you people over and over again about the Otter Threat.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2023 02:30 PM (5D0zJ)

172 NYC is going to reach a boiling point. If you've been there lately it's pretty clear this probably is t going to end well. When the weather gets a little colder, and the natives had enough of the illegals the worm will turn.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2023 02:26 PM (6Mth


Good thing for them that the illegals are all shy, retiring types who don't owe money to the cartels.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2023 02:30 PM (uvymP)

173 We'll start seeing articles about "The Conservative Case for Leprosy: Why That's a Good Thing"

No. They'll propose wiping out armadillos.

Posted by: Chuck C at August 04, 2023 02:30 PM (xttsV)

174 You know what else is a scam to appeal to GOP voters?

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE ANSWER IS USUALLY 'HITLER' BUT THIS TIME IT'S THE GOP, WHICH IS ALSO SOMETIMES HITLER.

Posted by: Ben "Helmetful of Concussed Rapieness" Roethlissberger at August 04, 2023 02:31 PM (ppBhU)

175 That was big in the 90s and 00s. Since no one wants the job anymore, that's not a thing anymore. He'll, when the Phillies were in the World Series, half of one police district called out.

No one could discipline them because we're so short on cops.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:29 PM (CDn/C)

Interesting. Thanks for the inside scoop.

Posted by: And there you have it folks at August 04, 2023 02:31 PM (q1Zxb)

176 "Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:26 PM (CDn/C)"

I unfortunately had to go to Chestnut Street. I felt like an MP5 would have been a good PDW choice. It's a disgrace what they've done to Phili. I really feel sorry for the guys on the street.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2023 02:31 PM (6Mth8)

177 COVID and the Vaxx didn't kill of enough Americans so the Junta has decided to import some exotic third world diseases in the hopes of killing off Middle America.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at August 04, 2023 02:31 PM (2YtOq)

178 >>>I'd rather pay another percent in local sales taxes than have police prowling the streets trying to get people for going too fast. Reckless driving within some limited definitions? Okay. But speeding always just feels petty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


I'm vacationing in the South at the moment. State Police are out of control down here. Pulling people over for a few miles over fifty. Even my son said, "That's ridiculous."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:31 PM (CDn/C)

179 >And of course the hotels mentioned where all in the middle/working class suburbs.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023 02:29 PM (lc5cP)

Well, you can't expect the good citizens of Beacon Hill to relate. David Brooks told me so.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 04, 2023 02:31 PM (Lh5tm)

180 Apparently, Chris Christie is being called “White Lizzie” on twitter.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2023 02:31 PM (JTwsP)

181 Oh, she'll stop nagging. For the 15-30 seconds she's making the O face,
Posted by: BurtTC

You got that kind of staying power?
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at August 04, 2023 02:24 PM (w/Ngf)

I'm talking about her O face. That's how long they last. Now, how many times they make it during any given session, that's up to the woman. Some are one and done, others can have more than one, and some nearly continuously, several times.

I know this from personal experience.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 02:31 PM (y29sO)

182 >>Anyway a bunch of hotels were complaining that their new "guests" are wrecking their hotels.


I have yet to see one file a 3rd amendment case.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2023 02:31 PM (5D0zJ)

183 60 OT: nobody tell nurse

https://tinyurl.com/27huzhy9
Posted by: BruceWayne


No worries. Those are nasty river otters attacking people In Montana.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 04, 2023 02:31 PM (5G0pQ)

184 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE ANSWER IS USUALLY 'HITLER' BUT THIS TIME IT'S THE GOP, WHICH IS ALSO SOMETIMES HITLER.

Wait I thought Donald Trump was the biggest Hitler to ever Hitler? Or maybe DeSantis, I'd have to check on who DU hates more today.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023 02:32 PM (lc5cP)

185 178 I'm vacationing in the South at the moment. State Police are out of control down here. Pulling people over for a few miles over fifty. Even my son said, "That's ridiculous."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:31 PM (CDn/C)

=======

There are certain counties in GA and VA where I just go the speed limit, and it's almost always state patrolmen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:32 PM (LvTSG)

186 171 I have warned you people over and over again about the Otter Threat.
Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2023 02:30 PM (5D0zJ)

Keep your head on a swivel and your ass clenched.

Posted by: The moment you let your guard down - SURPRISE!!! at August 04, 2023 02:32 PM (q1Zxb)

187 White Lizzo

Stupid phone.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 04, 2023 02:32 PM (JTwsP)

188 Hansen's disease>>>>>Hanson.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 04, 2023 02:32 PM (wzAuc)

189 Traffic stops are usually probing operations instead of money making operations. Usually.
Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 02:28 PM (MNhXM)


Officer: Do you have anything in the car I should know about?
Driver: Six armadillos with leprosy. Want to see my drivers license?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2023 02:32 PM (uvymP)

190 "Good thing for them that the illegals are all shy, retiring types who don't owe money to the cartels.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2023 02:30 PM (uvymP)"

They're trying to keep them in line by threatening deportation. Lololol. They don't even know who most of them really are.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2023 02:32 PM (6Mth8)

191 >>>I unfortunately had to go to Chestnut Street. I felt like an MP5 would have been a good PDW choice. It's a disgrace what they've done to Phili. I really feel sorry for the guys on the street.
Posted by: Marcus T


I loved this city when I was younger, but Philly is gone. Such a shame because there are great places there, all filled with bums and homeless.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:33 PM (CDn/C)

192 And Philly is not as high on that most dangerous list as Houston. I think Houston is listed as #23 and Philly was in the #30s .

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 02:33 PM (MNhXM)

193 >>Keep your head on a swivel and your ass clenched.


1. Cardio, Cardio, Cardio

2. Kegels

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2023 02:33 PM (5D0zJ)

194 Dr Robert Malone did a Substack covering Kadlec v Fauci. That's how I know about it

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 04, 2023 02:33 PM (ouTlx)

195 I thought dolphins were rapey but man, them otters 🦦 are something else.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 02:34 PM (mE7cY)

196 For the 15-30 seconds she's making the O face,
Posted by: BurtTC

The women I've been with don't seem to have one of those.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2023 02:34 PM (HJY0X)

197
Yeah, it's really too bad that the GOPe stooge/shill, Ron DeSatisfactory will be wholly inadequate for going after and holding accountable the Deep State accomplices who must have aided and abetted this Chinese Biolab operating inside the US.

Posted by: Bach in Black at August 04, 2023 02:34 PM (dBoDT)

198 51 The situation in New York is starting to look apocalyptic.

Damn. That's some bad shit.
-----------
Anyway...

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2023 02:34 PM (xSnmX)

199 I'd rather pay another percent in local sales taxes than have police prowling the streets trying to get people for going too fast. Reckless driving within some limited definitions? Okay. But speeding always just feels petty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:29 PM (LvTSG)


Particularly when you're going the same speed as everyone else but you're the one they pull over.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2023 02:34 PM (uvymP)

200 VA State cops are asshoes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2023 02:34 PM (TZ75n)

201 >>> 130 Pure serendipity the cyber attacks take place after the Russians suffer a major military strike. I'm sure there's no connection at all.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2023 02:24 PM (6Mth

'Dark' Brandon's puppeteers gotta show Poo Tin how bad ass they are, ya know.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2023 02:34 PM (llON8)

202 177 COVID and the Vaxx didn't kill of enough Americans so the Junta has decided to import some exotic third world diseases in the hopes of killing off Middle America.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at August 04, 2023 02:31 PM (2YtOq)

"I get an unending supply of gardeners and housekeepers, and I get traffic-free streets and nearly deserted vacation destinations? I call that a win-win!" - Your Upper Class

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2023 02:34 PM (KbCG3)

203 Eric Adams: "We need to control the border, we need to declare a state of emergency and we need to properly fund this national crisis."

Yes. Fund trebuchets.

Better still, toss them ALL back across the border and don't let them come back in. Fire hoses and tear gas work well. If any of the invaders shoot at Border Patrol agents, have the BP shoot back, to kill, and refuse to apologize. Take away the game-show prizes they get for making it across the line, and they will stop trying to come in. Severely penalize employers found to be hiring illegals, and they will stop hiring them.

What you subsidize, you get more of.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2023 02:34 PM (J2vNu)

204 Oh I saw an article from Mass complaining about illegals. They have 1800 "families" though the article only mentioned 50 kids (hmm I thought central Americans had big families no?)

Young men of military age.

You know, "refugees".

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden, Supreme Warlord! at August 04, 2023 02:34 PM (2tUFv)

205 The plague still has natural vectors and can be found in the SW.

Can you be a little more specific. Maybe give us the lat/lon?

Posted by: Prestige Biotech at August 04, 2023 02:35 PM (xttsV)

206 I'm vacationing in the South at the moment. State Police are out of control down here. Pulling people over for a few miles over fifty. Even my son said, "That's ridiculous."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:31 PM (CDn/C)

Probing. Lot of drug running corridors.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 02:35 PM (MNhXM)

207
I'm vacationing in the South at the moment. State Police are out of control down here. Pulling people over for a few miles over fifty. Even my son said, "That's ridiculous."


Driving though one southern state years ago I was in the middle lane going with the flow of traffic. I saw a cop coping up in the rear view so I moved over to the right lane and dropped my speed.

The guy that had been ahead of me in the middle lane also dropped his speed. But when the cop caught up with him the cop started tailgating the guy getting closer and closer and closer.

Eventually the guy in the middle late bumped his speed up to 58 or so...and the cop lights come on.

It was...bullshit.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023 02:35 PM (lc5cP)

208 196 For the 15-30 seconds she's making the O face,
Posted by: BurtTC

The women I've been with don't seem to have one of those.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2023 02:34 PM (HJY0X)


It's all a fugazi anyway. Women can't have orgasms.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 02:35 PM (mE7cY)

209 192 And Philly is not as high on that most dangerous list as Houston. I think Houston is listed as #23 and Philly was in the #30s .
----------------
Never invite New Orleans to a sleep over.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2023 02:35 PM (xSnmX)

210 It's all very sketchy, to say the least. Not to sound paranoid or anything, but a Chinese biolab hidden in an abandoned warehouse with deadly viruses and genetically engineered mice discovered after a major pandemic that killed millions might lead one to wonder what exactly is going on.
++++
Extremely lucrative misbehavior that enriches the ruling class while putting the people at risk.

In other words, a day ending in "y."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2023 02:35 PM (t0OGg)

211 Hmmm…Another two hours and I can hand this massive weekend assignment off to Wolfus…

Posted by: Boss of Wolfus at August 04, 2023 02:36 PM (xTRSc)

212 >>>Traffic stops are usually probing operations instead of money making operations. Usually.
Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 02:28 PM (MNhXM)

Heh. I have told people that you don't have to stop if a police officer asks you to talk to them. You also should never allow someone to search your car without a search warrant. A lot of cops in my division are dirty like that.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:36 PM (CDn/C)

213 200 VA State cops are asshoes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2023 02:34 PM (TZ75n)

=======

Wythe County, when I lived in Blacksburg, was where you just went the speed limit without ever going over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:36 PM (LvTSG)

214 The lab was apparently a real suspicious operation. Enough in there to infect half the planet. All kinds of things, way nastier than C19.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 04, 2023 02:36 PM (MeG8a)

215 >I loved this city when I was younger, but Philly is gone. Such a shame because there are great places there, all filled with bums and homeless.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:33 PM (CDn/C)

I used to work in Center City and often would pop into town for dinner with friends. Not any more. Moved Meta daughter out of Norf Philly a few weeks ago. The animals can burn it to the ground for all I care. I won't spend another nickel in that shit hole.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 04, 2023 02:36 PM (Lh5tm)

216 >>The plague still has natural vectors and can be found in the SW.


Yep. Az and NM both make it available to you.

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2023 02:36 PM (5D0zJ)

217 Crime is so out-of-control that gonzo leftwing partisan lunatic Anna Kasparian (what color is her hair this week? asking for a friend) actually notices. She also tells her leftwing friends that the left is losing credibility by claiming that what people can see is happening every day just isn't happening.
++++
Maybe she'll follow her mental sister Anita Sarkeesian into "retirement."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2023 02:36 PM (t0OGg)

218 Independent but-Democrat-caususing Senator Kristin Sinema is fuming over Biden giving $130 million to New York City due to his open border policy -- while giving little to border-state Arizona.
++++
Then withhold your vote, toots.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2023 02:36 PM (t0OGg)

219 Ironically his and Adam Sandler’s best movie is Funny People.
Posted by: Emily Litella at August 04, 2023 02:21 PM (MNhXM)

That is ironic
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at August 04, 2023 02:29 PM (xcxpd)

Haven't seen a Sandler, nor a Rogan movie in a while. Both of them had a thing for a time, when their "boyish charm" gave them some amount of appeal, but the older they get, the less it works.

In both cases, I think they've tried to do the adulting thing, but it's not really working for either of them. As opposed to, say, Jonah Hill, who's carved out something of a career for himself by more or less typecasting himself as, maybe you'd call it a Woody Allen lite persona.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 02:37 PM (kTPdd)

220 "I loved this city when I was younger, but Philly is gone. Such a shame because there are great places there, all filled with bums and homeless.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:33 PM (CDn/C)"

You kind of always had to deal with it to a certain degree. But I was shocked at the sheer numbers, aggression and clear rise in open criminality. It's seeped into ever part of the city. They should hand that mayor and council from the flagpoles at Citizens Bank Park or whatever they call it.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2023 02:37 PM (6Mth8)

221 You know

I'm getting really frustrated with having to constantly educate you people on river otter vs sea otters.

It's like you aren't even trying.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 04, 2023 02:37 PM (5G0pQ)

222 188 Hansen's disease>>>>>Hanson.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 04, 2023 02:32 PM (wzAuc)

Singers of the new hit single: MMM Drop

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at August 04, 2023 02:37 PM (CCSxw)

223 I-77 through western VA, always go the speed limit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2023 02:37 PM (TZ75n)

224 How the forest service discovers these remote location spikes? No idea.

They regularly trap local animals and check them for plague.

Fun fact: Bubonic plague wasn't endemic to California until a plague epidemic in San Francisco's Chinatown from 1900-1904.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden, Supreme Warlord! at August 04, 2023 02:37 PM (2tUFv)

225 Women can't have orgasms.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 02:35 PM (mE7cY)

Another conspiracy confirmed!

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2023 02:37 PM (HJY0X)

226 It's all a fugazi anyway. Women can't have orgasms.

The Paulo? He knows you are wrong. In fact, he has seen many women have that face at the same time with him.

Maybe you need the energy drink?

Posted by: The Paulo at August 04, 2023 02:38 PM (lc5cP)

227 >>It's all a fugazi anyway.

REPEATER

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=OGCmr1Bjciw

Posted by: garrett at August 04, 2023 02:38 PM (5D0zJ)

228 Hansen's disease>>>>>Hanson.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 04, 2023 02:32 PM (wzAuc)

Hanson brothers>>>>>Hansen's disease>>>>>Hanson.

Posted by: The Chiefs at August 04, 2023 02:38 PM (ufFY8)

229 >>>And Philly is not as high on that most dangerous list as Houston. I think Houston is listed as #23 and Philly was in the #30s .


Philly has been hiding homicides for years. Weren't supposed to do that because the FBI needed exact numbers. Since the FBI stopped caring, the cities did too. No way a city like this only has 254 murders.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:38 PM (CDn/C)

230 I can feel my ovaries hardening. Please, someone, anyone, put a baby in me.

Posted by: Anna Kasparian at August 04, 2023 02:38 PM (ppBhU)

231 200 VA State cops are asshoes.
-----------------
Remember, they were complicit in the Charlottesville OP. They do what they are told.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2023 02:38 PM (xSnmX)

232 Sea Otters are rapey.

River otters are just misunderstood like most motorcycle gangs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 02:38 PM (mE7cY)

233 That Disney taxation story is the tip of the iceberg, I suspect, and I look forward to seeing more as it comes out.

Rates came down because the new District determined that paying vast sums of overtime to cops working at Disney and other little tricks that benefited only Disney at the expense of the handful of other property owners in the District wasn't really fair play. The cut out the hidden subsidies to Disney, and so the budget balanced and the rate could come down.

I do wonder, however, if the new District is going to reassess the Disney properties. I wonder what total value Disney is paying millage on...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2023 02:39 PM (t0OGg)

234 The state police down South ought to focus on crime instead of speeders. Almost every place I look at has a higher crime rate then here.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2023 02:39 PM (6Mth8)

235 I loved this city when I was younger, but Philly is gone. Such a shame because there are great places there, all filled with bums and homeless.

I saw an interview with a 40ish literal crack whore from Philly.

She said that yeah sure when she was young there were plenty of drugs and crime but...nothing like it is today where the crazy people on the street will stab you because of whatever hallucinations they are seeing today.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023 02:39 PM (lc5cP)

236 If only Ron DisSatisfactory had gone on a firing binge in the very state, Florida, he's supposed to govern - to eliminate the moles and progressive Deep Staters infesting his own government: we might think he was worth a damn.

But, nah. Now his benefactor, Rupert Murdoch is throwing DisSatisfactory under the but because the globalists realize that he has no hope of defeating President Trump in the primaries.
Sad.
Especially sad for the fools who continue to jerk off to the fantasy that Ron DisSatisfactory will one day be president and make everything right in America.
Ha ha.

Posted by: Bach in Black at August 04, 2023 02:39 PM (dBoDT)

237
Hansen's disease>>>>>Hanson.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 04, 2023 02:32 PM (wzAuc)


Ah, man! We thought you were a fan.

Mmm Bop, right?

Posted by: Hanson at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (QzZeQ)

238 This busty lady on a balcony sure is happy that she doesn't live in Chicago:
https://is.gd/24V8rl

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)

239 206 I'm vacationing in the South at the moment. State Police are out of control down here. Pulling people over for a few miles over fifty. Even my son said, "That's ridiculous."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:31 PM (CDn/C)

Probing. Lot of drug running corridors.
Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 02:35 PM (MNhXM)

Armed robbers and road pirates is what they are. Out of state plates and driving I-75 do NOT constitute probable cause for a goddamn thing. They routinely violate people's 4th and 5th amendment rights in the hope of finding shit they can seize and make money off of. Fuck those guys.

Posted by: Not that I feel strongly about it or anything at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (q1Zxb)

240 The state police down South ought to focus on crime instead of speeders. Almost every place I look at has a higher crime rate then here.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2023 02:39 PM (6Mth

They are gaslighting you.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (MNhXM)

241 It's all a fugazi anyway. Women can't have orgasms.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 02:35 PM (mE7cY)

I had one of those. All I can say is, it encourages one to try harder. What she got out of it, that's on her, but.....

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (kTPdd)

242 230 I can feel my ovaries hardening. Please, someone, anyone, put a baby in me.

Posted by: Anna Kasparian at August 04, 2023 02:38 PM (ppBhU


Uh...I'm tied up this decade. Sorry.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (mE7cY)

243 Reunion Tour! Check our website for our a city near you!

--Consumption, Grippe, Croup and Ague

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (wzAuc)

244 Marcus - Our godawful mayor is gone in January. Arguably the worst mayor ever here.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (CDn/C)

245 Interested in knowing more about leprosy?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LrzoFgCJVBc

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (a3Q+t)

246 Hmmm.

Did any of the workers have previous experience working for a company called "Massive Dynamic?"

Did any of the documents found at the site mention Dr. William Bell or Dr. Walter Bishop?

Were any references found to a mysterious "Pattern?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 04, 2023 02:06 PM (YIVH2)

---

That's some Fringe thinking there.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (f1kZG)

247 t's all a fugazi anyway. Women can't have orgasms.

well maybe if you hooked up with an adult female human instead of a blow-up doll you would learn differently.

haha j/k
'
actually, there is a specific purpose, procreatively speaking, for the female orgasm. Our Creator designed it in such a way for the contractions to help move the semen up in through the cervix.

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (dCxaZ)

248 Don't you just love it when Dems create these enormous, seemingly insurmountable problems, then they throw their hands up and declare
"We're all in this together!"

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (MeG8a)

249 223 I-77 through western VA, always go the speed limit.
-----------------
If you ever find yourself driving through Society Hill, SC, slow down fast!

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2023 02:41 PM (xSnmX)

250 I'm vacationing in the South at the moment. State Police are out of control down here. Pulling people over for a few miles over fifty. Even my son said, "That's ridiculous."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:31 PM (CDn/C)
++++
Which state?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2023 02:41 PM (t0OGg)

251 Heh. I have told people that you don't have to stop if a police officer asks you to talk to them. You also should never allow someone to search your car without a search warrant. A lot of cops in my division are dirty like that.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:36 PM (CDn/C)

And RAS, reasonable articulable suspicion, of a crime before you offer your ID.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 04, 2023 02:41 PM (ufFY8)

252 Our godawful mayor is gone in January. Arguably the worst mayor ever here.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (CDn/C)


But knowing the voting base, I doubt the next mayor will be any better?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2023 02:41 PM (pVWRI)

253 >>> 203 Eric Adams: "We need to control the border, we need to declare a state of emergency and we need to properly fund this national crisis."

Yes. Fund trebuchets.

Better still, toss them ALL back across the border and don't let them come back in. Fire hoses and tear gas work well. If any of the invaders shoot at Border Patrol agents, have the BP shoot back, to kill, and refuse to apologize. Take away the game-show prizes they get for making it across the line, and they will stop trying to come in. Severely penalize employers found to be hiring illegals, and they will stop hiring them.

What you subsidize, you get more of.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2023 02:34 PM (J2vNu)

Uncle Palp's trans-continental canal.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2023 02:41 PM (llON8)

254 238 This busty lady on a balcony sure is happy that she doesn't live in Chicago:
https://is.gd/24V8rl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)

=======

Overly made-up, demonstrating lack of confidence in her natural beauty (which still pales to Dolley's).

1/10

Would not bang

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:41 PM (LvTSG)

255 Hmmm…Another two hours and I can hand this massive weekend assignment off to Wolfus…
Posted by: Boss of Wolfus at August 04, 2023


***
He's off to some conference in Kentucky. Heh, heh, heh.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2023 02:41 PM (J2vNu)

256 238 This busty lady on a balcony sure is happy that she doesn't live in Chicago:
https://is.gd/24V8rl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)

Good lord, that ear lobe looks like a pastrami on rye dumped on the floor.

2/10. Would not bang.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 02:42 PM (mE7cY)

257 Wasn't thalidomide a miracle cure for Hansen's?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 04, 2023 02:42 PM (PiwSw)

258 Singers of the new hit single: MMM Drop

I lurfed.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 04, 2023 02:42 PM (Xrfse)

259 "Marcus - Our godawful mayor is gone in January. Arguably the worst mayor ever here.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (CDn/C)"

He's an absolute lowlife. Blames everyone and everything else for Philly's problems. Never misses a chance to tow the liberal BS line.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2023 02:42 PM (6Mth8)

260 238 This busty lady on a balcony sure is happy that she doesn't live in Chicago:
https://is.gd/24V8rl

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)

If TJM doesn't mention something about a mustache I will be disappointed.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2023 02:42 PM (KbCG3)

261 >>>But knowing the voting base, I doubt the next mayor will be any better?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


I'm not optimistic. But probably better than Kenney.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:42 PM (CDn/C)

262 This busty lady on a balcony sure is happy that she doesn't live in Chicago:
https://is.gd/24V8rl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)

I don't know what that skyline is (don't care), but it's a city.

Sorry, Eva, you stay there. I'll stay here.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 02:42 PM (kTPdd)

263 I'm vacationing in the South at the moment. State Police are out of control down here. Pulling people over for a few miles over fifty. Even my son said, "That's ridiculous."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:31 PM (CDn/C)
++++
Which state?
Posted by: Joe Mannix


What state plate is on your vehicle?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2023 02:42 PM (5apCz)

264 260 238 This busty lady on a balcony sure is happy that she doesn't live in Chicago:
https://is.gd/24V8rl

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)

If TJM doesn't mention something about a mustache I will be disappointed.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2023 02:42 PM (KbCG3)

This is me, disappointed.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2023 02:43 PM (KbCG3)

265 Ah, the Dignity Canal.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2023 02:43 PM (TZ75n)

266 Posted by: Bach in Black at August 04, 2023 02:39 PM (dBoDT)

Any chance we could save the Trump v DeSantis hate for a Trump or DeSantis thread? We've got a long time to go before the primaries.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2023 02:43 PM (uvymP)

267 >>>He's an absolute lowlife. Blames everyone and everything else for Philly's problems. Never misses a chance to tow the liberal BS line.
Posted by: Marcus T


Truth.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:43 PM (CDn/C)

268 >>Eric Adams: "We need to control the border, we need to declare a state of emergency and we need to properly fund this national crisis."

What border crisis? Leftists are always lying about some made up border crisis. Because they are racists.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 04, 2023 02:43 PM (ZLI7S)

269 @247 kallisto-I'm going to use that last sentence as a pick up line. Thanks.

"You know there's actually a specific purpose, procreativity speaking........"

Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2023 02:43 PM (IlL6s)

270 If TJM doesn't mention something about a mustache I will be disappointed.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2023 02:42 PM (KbCG3)

Apparently she doesn't know how to sew either.

Fail.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 02:43 PM (kTPdd)

271 Yeah, no. I always look at the violent crime and property crime stats. Almost every place I look it's higher then here.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2023 02:44 PM (6Mth8)

272 Probing. Lot of drug running corridors.
Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 02:35 PM (MNhXM)

Armed robbers and road pirates is what they are. Out of state plates and driving I-75 do NOT constitute probable cause for a goddamn thing. They routinely violate people's 4th and 5th amendment rights in the hope of finding shit they can seize and make money off of. Fuck those guys.
Posted by: Not that I feel strongly about it or anything at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (q1Zxb)

It’s a catch 22 where I really don’t know of a solution. Though government forfeiture without conviction should be eliminated stat.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 02:44 PM (MNhXM)

273 actually, there is a specific purpose, procreatively speaking, for the female orgasm. Our Creator designed it in such a way for the contractions to help move the semen up in through the cervix.
Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (dCxaZ)


You'd think they'd be easier to achieve.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2023 02:45 PM (uvymP)

274 . I wonder what total value Disney is paying millage on...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2023 02:39 PM (t0OGg)

Yeah, I am following this too. Should be fun.
Disney are such asshoes.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 04, 2023 02:45 PM (ufFY8)

275 Is chasing the illegal and clandestine Chinese bio lab away part of the “Asian hate” I keep hearing about in California? Do we need to check our white privilege and let them operate free from hate?

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at August 04, 2023 02:45 PM (netiT)

276 270 If TJM doesn't mention something about a mustache I will be disappointed.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2023 02:42 PM (KbCG3)

Apparently she doesn't know how to sew either.

Fail.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 02:43 PM (kTPdd)

A raging dumpster fire of epic proportions.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2023 02:45 PM (KbCG3)

277 Overly made-up, demonstrating lack of confidence in her natural beauty (which still pales to Dolley's).

1/10

Would not bang
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Dolley is known to read your posts, rite?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2023 02:45 PM (xSnmX)

278 Yeah, no. I always look at the violent crime and property crime stats. Almost every place I look it's higher then here.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2023 02:44 PM (6Mth8

Lies, damn lies and stats.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 02:45 PM (MNhXM)

279 Ironically his and Adam Sandler’s best movie is Funny People.
Posted by: Emily Litella at August 04, 2023


***
Never been a Sandler fan, but his Just Go With It is pretty darn good farce. Hey, any flick with the 2011 Jen Aniston and Nicole Kidman doing a hula contest can't be all bad.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2023 02:46 PM (J2vNu)

280 Overly made-up, demonstrating lack of confidence in her natural beauty (which still pales to Dolley's).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:41 PM (LvTSG)


Your wife is standing behind you while you type these out, isn't she?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2023 02:46 PM (uvymP)

281 277 -----------------
Dolley is known to read your posts, rite?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2023 02:45 PM (xSnmX)

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She thinks this place is full of olds and weirdos. She never reads.

My mother does read the comments on movie threads, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)

282 It’s a catch 22 where I really don’t know of a solution. Though government forfeiture without conviction should be eliminated stat.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 02:44 PM (MNhXM)

What's the catch 22?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2023 02:46 PM (KbCG3)

283 What state plate is on your vehicle?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2023 02:42 PM (5apCz)
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Not one where I've seen that. The cops here do some end-of-month enforcement, but they don't go nuts and speeding is a way of life where I live.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2023 02:46 PM (t0OGg)

284 Would not bang.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 02:42 PM (mE7cY)

I don't even have to look at her bust, or her earlobs, or appaently her designer ripped jeans to know that I wouldn't bang her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2023 02:46 PM (Keyt1)

285 Women can't have orgasms.

This is mostly true.

Posted by: The Little Man in the Boat at August 04, 2023 02:46 PM (Xrfse)

286 >>> They regularly trap local animals and check them for plague.”

And they do it very remote places, which restores some confidence in their competency. Some of the places I’ve seen the signage are hours into the forest on very disused logging roads.

Posted by: 13times at August 04, 2023 02:46 PM (fuk+j)

287 kallisto-I'm going to use that last sentence as a pick up line. Thanks.

"You know there's actually a specific purpose, procreativity speaking........"
Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2023 02:43 PM


You realize there's a refractory period issue in the timing sequence kallisto specified.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2023 02:47 PM (a3Q+t)

288 She thinks this place is full of olds and weirdos. ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)
++++
:: looks around ::

She might be on to something.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2023 02:47 PM (t0OGg)

289 There are probably hundreds of illegal secret Chinese biolabs operating in the USA and probably 90% have received government funding

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 04, 2023 02:47 PM (iFTx/)

290 She thinks this place is full of olds and weirdos. She never reads.

Since you're not old I guess you fall into the "weirdo" category?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2023 02:47 PM (Keyt1)

291 I don't even have to look at her bust, or her earlobs, or appaently her designer ripped jeans to know that I wouldn't bang her.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2023 02:46 PM (Keyt1

Is it bust or busts?

Or bustesses?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 02:47 PM (mE7cY)

292 The murder stats are kinda meaningless because they don't distinguish between actual citizens and lowlifes. A big number of those murders are likely gangbangers and other malefactors. Slinging dope and being in a gang is dangerous. Being in certain areas is dangerous. But the city itself? You need more useful numbers or info for that.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 04, 2023 02:47 PM (ppBhU)

293 I can feel my ovaries hardening. Please, someone, anyone, put a baby in me.
Posted by: Anna Kasparian at August 04, 2023 02:38 PM (ppBhU)

I already said I would, but that's the problem with you people. You don't listen.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 02:47 PM (kTPdd)

294 She thinks this place is full of olds and weirdos. She never reads.

My mother does read the comments on movie threads, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)


29 is old?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2023 02:48 PM (uvymP)

295 Not really. I really like place like coastal NC and parts of SC. Places around Wilmington and Jacksonville etc. a friend moved down and said he loves it. I looked at the crime stats and was like oof

Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2023 02:48 PM (6Mth8)

296 My mom read the comments from a thread years ago. She thought it was filthy. But she chuckled.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2023 02:48 PM (TZ75n)

297 Democrats are quite openly working with America's enemies to bring death and destruction on the American people. Gavin Newsome is just the latest in a long line of leftist traitors. The brazen acts of open treason began under Bill Clinton, and they have only accelerated in frequency and intensity.

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 04, 2023 02:48 PM (KEWDx)

298 The weekend is here

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2023 02:48 PM (T2Clu)

299 You'd think they'd be easier to achieve.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2023 02:45 PM (uvymP)


I don't know what to tell ya.

Except I guess I just learned why certain objects are called "marital AIDS"

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2023 02:49 PM (dCxaZ)

300 Houston is #23 on the list of most dangerous cities. NYC is not even on the list. I lived in NYC and that’s when they were better than today and you could pay me triple to move there right now.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 02:49 PM (MNhXM)

301 actually, there is a specific purpose, procreatively speaking, for the female orgasm. Our Creator designed it in such a way for the contractions to help move the semen up in through the cervix.
Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2023


***
And if you remain horizontal for a few minutes while the glow wears off, there's even less chance of, shall we say, fluid loss.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2023 02:49 PM (J2vNu)

302 If your mom is reading the comments, tell her I want my t-shirt back.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 02:49 PM (mE7cY)

303 If your mom is reading the comments, tell her I want my t-shirt back.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 02:49 PM (mE7cY)
++++
BOOM

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2023 02:50 PM (t0OGg)

304 My mother does read the comments on movie threads, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:46 PM


Is she as big of a fan of Ridley Scott as you are?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2023 02:50 PM (a3Q+t)

305 I must have been married to my wife during her refractory period.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2023 02:50 PM (HJY0X)

306 And if you remain horizontal for a few minutes while the glow wears off, there's even less chance of, shall we say, fluid loss.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2023 02:49 PM (J2vNu)

Everybody is the same height horizontally, thank goodness.

Posted by: Robert Reiiiiiiichhhh at August 04, 2023 02:50 PM (ufFY8)

307 She thinks this place is full of olds and weirdos. She never reads.

My mother does read the comments on movie threads, though.
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I understand. No one wants their mother knowing what they do. Good strategery.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2023 02:50 PM (xSnmX)

308
"I used to have a different nic" @ post # 266.

No hate here. Just the practical reality that we, as conservatives, must select a preference for the nomination to be President.
The stakes are too high to pretend otherwise.
Ron DisSatisfactory is... well, unsatisfactory.
He might have been OK for Florida. But he's shite as a serious candidate for conservatives.
- We shouldn't forget this.
(We are in the primaries. What we stand by and allow to happen to Trump: we let happen not just to ourselves but to our progeny.)



Posted by: Bach in Black at August 04, 2023 02:51 PM (dBoDT)

309 304 My mother does read the comments on movie threads, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:46 PM

Is she as big of a fan of Ridley Scott as you are?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2023 02:50 PM (a3Q+t)

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She did tell me last night that she's not excited about the Napoleon movie. So, that's probably a no.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

310 Your wife is standing behind you while you type these out, isn't she?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2023 02:46 PM (uvymP)
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I've long assumed Dolly lurks.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at August 04, 2023 02:51 PM (2YtOq)

311 actually, there is a specific purpose, procreatively speaking, for the female orgasm. Our Creator designed it in such a way for the contractions to help move the semen up in through the cervix.

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (dCxaZ)

He could have made us longer.

Posted by: "Short" Guys, Everywhere at August 04, 2023 02:52 PM (Angsy)

312 "My mother does read the comments on movie threads, though. "

Please tell me she shares everyone's disdain for Prometheus.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2023 02:52 PM (6Mth8)

313 310 I've long assumed Dolly lurks.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at August 04, 2023 02:51 PM (2YtOq)

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Nah. I just genuinely love her and find her to be absurdly hot.

I always question how she decided to marry down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

314 I see Sandy Cortez has her panties in a wad over the parody accounts for her. Says today's her last day on "X".

How many hours/days does that last?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2023 02:52 PM (Q4IgG)

315 >I'm not optimistic. But probably better than Kenney.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 04, 2023 02:42 PM (CDn/C)

Until Krasner is gone, Mayor doesn't matter.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 04, 2023 02:52 PM (Lh5tm)

316 I read posts like this and go well surely the pendulum will swing back and then it doesn't.

Posted by: The Skipper at August 04, 2023 02:52 PM (LCpB6)

317 As NYC goes thru it's apocalyptic immigrant infestation, the one thing they haven't thought of is that NYC as a vacancy rate of about 49% of the commercial real estate. I mean, its not like there are no vacant rooms in the town.

Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2023 02:52 PM (RHGPo)

318 Everybody is the same height horizontally, thank goodness.
Posted by: Robert Reiiiiiiichhhh at August 04, 2023 02:50 PM (ufFY


I saw that you got a part in the new Snow White movie. Congratulations!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 04, 2023 02:52 PM (PiwSw)

319 I have trouble imagining what my mother, who was born in 1915 and passed away in '86, would have made of email and the Internet. Probably she'd have found an online community of expatriate Canadian cat lovers who smoke Pall Malls.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2023 02:52 PM (J2vNu)

320 314 I see Sandy Cortez has her panties in a wad over the parody accounts for her. Says today's her last day on "X".

How many hours/days does that last?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2023 02:52 PM (Q4IgG

Yeah, she's a narcissistic crack baby and won't ever give up the twits.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 02:53 PM (mE7cY)

321 And if you remain horizontal for a few minutes while the glow wears off, there's even less chance of, shall we say, fluid loss.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2023 02:49 PM (J2vNu)

The biology of this stuff isn't very pretty. Really. Our anatomy, how these things fit together, how they function... let's just say monogamy is NOT a biologically favored state.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 02:53 PM (kTPdd)

322 What's the catch 22?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2023 02:46 PM (KbCG3

Allowing the easy transport of drugs across the country by eliminating profiling which does have innocents caught up in it .

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 02:53 PM (MNhXM)

323 Good lord, that ear lobe looks like a pastrami on rye dumped on the floor.

2/10. Would not bang.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 02:42 PM (mE7cY)

AI fake. Three fingers on left hand.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 04, 2023 02:53 PM (Angsy)

324 I always question how she decided to marry down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:52 PM (LvTSG)
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hah, yeah, I wonder the same about my wife.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at August 04, 2023 02:54 PM (2YtOq)

325 290 She thinks this place is full of olds and weirdos. She never reads.

Since you're not old I guess you fall into the "weirdo" category?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2023 02:47 PM (Keyt1)

LOL FenelonSpoke saying it outloud. :-)

Posted by: Iris at August 04, 2023 02:54 PM (n3DL0)

326 @287 Duncanthrax-I'm familiar with the refractory period. That's when the bricklayers go inside a vessel(tox burner, boiler) and line it with brick that can handle high temps and protect the metal of the vessel from breaking down.

Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2023 02:54 PM (IlL6s)

327 The Chinese company who bought up the land around Travis AFB is now suing the families it bought the land from for conspiracy to inflate the value of the land.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2023 02:54 PM (slgIg)

328 When Napoleon comes out I will go see I come Hell or high water

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2023 02:55 PM (MOY79)

329 Not one where I've seen that. The cops here do some end-of-month enforcement, but they don't go nuts and speeding is a way of life where I live.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Ex F-i-L was a DPD Lt. Him and M-i-L were road tripping to Florida for an official cop shop event. Driving a custom ban. Got pulled over in Mississippi. Staties have them unass the vehicle and damn near took it apart looking for drugs. Didn't matter he was a DPD Lt.

Guess what happened to any MS vehicle that came thru his corner of Dallas. Yeah. They'd get a real close inspection. Can't blame him one bit.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2023 02:55 PM (5apCz)

330 I see Sandy Cortez has her panties in a wad over the parody accounts for her. Says today's her last day on "X".

How many hours/days does that last?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2023 02:52 PM (Q4IgG)

What is X? I never heard of that, unless that's what they're calling Zuckerberg's version of twatter.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 02:55 PM (kTPdd)

331 I'm familiar with the refractory period. That's when the bricklayers go inside a vessel(tox burner, boiler) and line it with brick that can handle high temps and protect the metal of the vessel from breaking down.
Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2023 02:54 PM (IlL6s)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2023 02:55 PM (t0OGg)

332 Newsom loves China and is in their pocket.

Remember the mysterious $1 billion purchase of masks at the start of Covid? Where are the masks, who got the money?

None of the fan girl reporters here have had the guts to ask. I sure hope DeSantis brings it up.

Posted by: PJ at August 04, 2023 02:55 PM (G1dq6)

333 The trailer for Napoleon looks pretty good.
I plan to stream Nefarious later today.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 04, 2023 02:56 PM (MeG8a)

334 The education of Kyrsten Sinema

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 04, 2023 02:56 PM (NtVYv)

335 NYC is facing an apocalyptic situation in commercial real estate. Companies and people are moving out in a historic way. That's creating a huge outflow of revenue. NYS itself is facing almost a $33 billion shortfall over the next few years. Historically that ebbed and flowed. But this time they are not going to regain any of that. Many people are done with the ruinous way the state is run and liberals from NYC doing it.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 04, 2023 02:56 PM (6Mth8)

336 Is she as big of a fan of Ridley Scott as you are?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2023 02:50 PM (a3Q+t)

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She did tell me last night that she's not excited about the Napoleon movie. So, that's probably a no.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:51 PM (LvTSG)



Would that be Ridley Scott's "ALIEN: Napoleon"?

I think it's coming out later this year.

Squeeeeeee!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 04, 2023 02:56 PM (QzZeQ)

337 Vivek Ramaswamy: (it seems) Not Constitutionally Eligible to Be President

his natural born status is even murkier than Obama's

Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2023 02:56 PM (RHGPo)

338 Nah. I just genuinely love her and find her to be absurdly hot.

I always question how she decided to marry down.
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So you're not hung like a mule?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2023 02:56 PM (xSnmX)

339 273 actually, there is a specific purpose, procreatively speaking, for the female orgasm. Our Creator designed it in such a way for the contractions to help move the semen up in through the cervix.
Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (dCxaZ)

You'd think they'd be easier to achieve.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
____

We have too many babies anyway. Wait a minute, I got an idea, let's outlaw it and we'll achieve the necessary population reduction.

Posted by: Bill Gates, working hard to reduce number of female orgasms at August 04, 2023 02:56 PM (fs1hN)

340 In men, refractory period denotes how long before he can have sex again.

In women, refractory period denotes how long you'll have to wait before she decides to have sex with you again.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 02:57 PM (mE7cY)

341 Everybody is the same height horizontally, thank goodness.
Posted by: Robert Reiiiiiiichhhh at August 04, 2023 02:50 PM (ufFY

Chris Christie is the same height horizontally AND vertically.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2023 02:57 PM (9UlRk)

342 The Chinese company who bought up the land around Travis AFB is now suing the families it bought the land from for conspiracy to inflate the value of the land.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Sue the government. Individuals don't inflate the value.

They ask. If you paid asking rate, that's on you.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2023 02:57 PM (5apCz)

343 his natural born status is even murkier than Obama's
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Cincinnati isn't in the US?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 04, 2023 02:57 PM (fs1hN)

344 324 I always question how she decided to marry down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 02:52 PM (LvTSG)
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hah, yeah, I wonder the same about my wife.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at August 04, 2023 02:54 PM (2YtOq)

There's been many a day where I've questioned my wife's sanity as it relates to her attraction to me.

I just don't get it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2023 02:57 PM (KbCG3)

345 Posted by: Iris at August 04, 2023 02:54 PM (n3DL0)

This place doesn't seem all that much odder than some other places on the net. "Legal Insurrection" doesn't do boobette links, but "Iowntheworld" seem to talk about boobies relatively regularly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2023 02:57 PM (Keyt1)

346 What is X? I never heard of that, unless that's what they're calling Zuckerberg's version of twatter.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 02:55 PM (kTPdd)

Musk renamed Twitter X.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 02:57 PM (MNhXM)

347 OT, Ann B's memes from earlier this week:
https://is.gd/xXphwK

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2023 02:58 PM (llON8)

348 Abbot and DeSantis bussing illegals to north/northeastern blue enclaves is helping.

Though...it would be interesting if they just bussed ALL of the illegals. Oh I can't arrest them and send them back to Mexico? Fine, they are all going to the rich neighborhoods in Chicago, NYC, Boston, etc.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 04, 2023 02:05 PM (lc5cP)

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And that's how it should be, the residents of rich neighborhoods are the ones who want these migrants therefore they should have them nearby. Then they can employ them on the cheap which is supposedly the reason they want them.

But we know the real reason for illegals is to import Dem voters into red states and that way turn them blue. Fortifying the elections is how it's referred to, I believe.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 04, 2023 02:58 PM (3JfbU)

349 What is the name of the recent book on the Comanches? Does anyone know?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2023 02:58 PM (DmtxH)

350 Vivek Ramaswamy: (it seems) Not Constitutionally Eligible to Be President

his natural born status is even murkier than Obama's
Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2023 02:56 PM (RHGPo)

Yeah, probably not. But sure, let's play that game. We're going to play all the games from here on.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 02:58 PM (kTPdd)

351 It's time to recognize Al Capone as a saint, Saint Scarface.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 04, 2023 02:58 PM (FVME7)

352 What is X? I never heard of that, unless that's what they're calling Zuckerberg's version of twatter.
Posted by: BurtTC


Musk changed the name.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2023 02:58 PM (5apCz)

353 I've just had a most pleasant chat with an older Irish gentleman.
And it's weird to think that I might be someone's older gentleman.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 04, 2023 02:58 PM (8BLHA)

354 It all began in an empty warehouse in Fresno, California.

Posted by: Ted Baxter at August 04, 2023 02:59 PM (MqnD6)

355 Try "Empire of the Summer Moon".
A very good book.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 04, 2023 02:59 PM (MeG8a)

356 From the sidebar: I took a gander at David Azerad's column and, well, David seems to accept the premise Jonah and company are conservative, which is demonstrably untrue.

Fail.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at August 04, 2023 02:59 PM (2YtOq)

357 I have trouble imagining what my mother, who was born in 1915 and passed away in '86, would have made of email and the Internet. Probably she'd have found an online community of expatriate Canadian cat lovers who smoke Pall Malls.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2023 02:52 PM (J2vNu)

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Wow, it just hit me that I've been online for about 30 years now (since '93) -- about half my life.

Indeed, the very first thing I did was seek out like-minded individuals -- and found them on an Ayn Rand IRC (Internet Relay Chat) Channel. Good times, good times ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 04, 2023 02:59 PM (cnXHa)

358 What is the name of the recent book on the Comanches? Does anyone know?
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2023 02:58 PM (DmtxH)

The Chilton's manual? That's been out for a while, dude.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2023 02:59 PM (9UlRk)

359 Kallisto just gave you one of the secrets to the female orgasm. "Marital Aids" .i.e. toys=every woman has "that drawer" especially if they're single.
Next "secret" to the female orgasm.......ask and have them show you where their button(s) are at. They'll get shy n coy about masturbating in front of you but it'll work out at the end/finish.

Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2023 03:00 PM (IlL6s)

360 Robert Reich is so short he needs a stepstool to have sex in the missionary position.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 04, 2023 03:00 PM (ppBhU)

361 Gee, I hope all you Yankees being stopped in the South don't feel unwelcome.

Really. Can't wait to hear about how good the pizza and Thai was "back home." And especially how you feel so unsafe with all the guns around.

Posted by: Regular joe at August 04, 2023 03:00 PM (nnp+f)

362 The trailer for Napoleon looks pretty good.


DY-NO-MITE!!
Posted by: JJ Walker

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2023 03:00 PM (5apCz)

363 What is X? I never heard of that, unless that's what they're calling Zuckerberg's version of twatter.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 02:55 PM (kTPdd)

Musk renamed Twitter X.
Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 02:57 PM (MNhXM)

Really? That's dumb.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 03:01 PM (kTPdd)

364 262 This busty lady on a balcony sure is happy that she doesn't live in Chicago:
https://is.gd/24V8rl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)


---

That might actually be Chicago.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 04, 2023 03:01 PM (wzAuc)

365 Is she as big of a fan of Ridley Scott as you are?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2023 02:50 PM (a3Q+t)

Wait. What? Ridley Scott?

Posted by: mrp at August 04, 2023 03:01 PM (rj6Yv)

366 You people have been pissing me off lately so take this!

https://tinyurl.com/x7upeucf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 04, 2023 03:01 PM (FVME7)

367 ee, I hope all you Yankees being stopped in the South don't feel unwelcome.

Really. Can't wait to hear about how good the pizza and Thai was "back home." And especially how you feel so unsafe with all the guns around.
Posted by: Regular joe at August 04, 2023 03:00 PM (nnp+f)

Nice snark.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 03:01 PM (MNhXM)

368 Yeah, I'm 60 miles from that bio lab... Gov. Gruesome should be indicted.

Won't be of course, as he is the new Government power shill the Deep State will run next election...

But to say I'm disturbed by this, would be an understatement.... note... disturbed... not really surprised.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2023 03:01 PM (oHd/0)

369 What is the name of the recent book on the Comanches? Does anyone know?

Garbage People: A History

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 04, 2023 03:02 PM (ppBhU)

370 "Empire of the Summer Moon" by S.C. Gwynne.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at August 04, 2023 03:03 PM (2YtOq)

371 You know who ELSE disappeared?

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2023 03:03 PM (HJY0X)

372 359 Kallisto just gave you one of the secrets to the female orgasm. "Marital Aids" .i.e. toys=every woman has "that drawer" especially if they're single.
Next "secret" to the female orgasm.......ask and have them show you where their button(s) are at. They'll get shy n coy about masturbating in front of you but it'll work out at the end/finish.
Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2023 03:00 PM (IlL6s)

Men have too much of an ego when it comes to this kind of thing. Lose your ego, realize your lady will be happy as long as she gets there (and you're not completely awful).

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2023 03:03 PM (KbCG3)

373 I would blame this Chinese invasion of territory on the Deep State and administration. Chinese buying up near very secret bases used for military use.

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2023 03:03 PM (MOY79)

374 https://is.gd/24V8rl

That’s a lot work right there.

Hair, teeth, boobs , tanning salon …

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 03:03 PM (MNhXM)

375 Really? That's dumb.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 03:01 PM (kTPdd)

Which makes sense because Twitter is dumb.

Posted by: ... at August 04, 2023 03:04 PM (HJY0X)

376 I see Sandy Cortez has her panties in a wad over the parody accounts for her. Says today's her last day on "X".

How many hours/days does that last?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 04, 2023 02:52 PM (Q4IgG)


Hiatus from social media?
Undergarment issue? Who knows... days probably.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 04, 2023 03:04 PM (uvymP)

377 How does one get recognized as a hoochie coaching man?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 04, 2023 03:04 PM (8BLHA)

378 >>> 368 Yeah, I'm 60 miles from that bio lab... Gov. Gruesome should be indicted.

Won't be of course, as he is the new Government power shill the Deep State will run next election...

But to say I'm disturbed by this, would be an understatement.... note... disturbed... not really surprised.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2023 03:01 PM (oHd/0)

You misspelled 'dropped into an actively erupting volcano'.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2023 03:04 PM (llON8)

379 "Empire of the Summer Moon" by S.C. Gwynne.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at August 04, 2023 03:03 PM (2YtOq)

Ought to be "The Barbary Pirates of the Southwest".

Posted by: mrp at August 04, 2023 03:04 PM (rj6Yv)

380 Empire of the Summer Moon is a fine book. But it came out in 2010.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 04, 2023 03:04 PM (ppBhU)

381 There's been many a day where I've questioned my wife's sanity as it relates to her attraction to me.

I just don't get it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2023 02:57 PM (KbCG3)

I think that's a common experience. Men who don't know why their wives put up with them.

All I know is, it's something else altogether, when it turns out it was all a lie in the first place. If you wife is still around, be grateful.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 03:04 PM (kTPdd)

382 The number of international migrants in North America increased from 27.6 million persons in 1990 to 58.7 million in 2020,

So, we are moving on from 12 million illegals finally?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2023 03:05 PM (slgIg)

383 Wow, it just hit me that I've been online for about 30 years now (since '93) -- about half my life.

Indeed, the very first thing I did was seek out like-minded individuals -- and found them on an Ayn Rand IRC (Internet Relay Chat) Channel. Good times, good times ...


As I've mentioned here before, Rush Limbaugh and I used to exchange pleasantries on CompuServe. Man, that was eons ago.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 04, 2023 03:05 PM (Xrfse)

384 >
By the skin off her teeth!

Fox News
@FoxNews
Katharine McPhee nearly involved in restaurant armed robbery: ‘Missed’ by ‘a few hours’

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 04, 2023 03:05 PM (FVME7)

385 .i.e. toys=every woman has "that drawer" especially if they're single.

most of my female friends do use that stuff but not me because I'm ecofriendly and sheet

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2023 03:05 PM (dCxaZ)

386 I've just had a most pleasant chat with an older Irish gentleman.
And it's weird to think that I might be someone's older gentleman.
Posted by: That Northernlurker


Had a girl at work yesterday ask me how long I've been with the company. I told her. By how large her eyes got, I knew I'd been there longer than she's been alive. She's maybe 28 - 30.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2023 03:06 PM (5apCz)

387 381 There's been many a day where I've questioned my wife's sanity as it relates to her attraction to me.

I just don't get it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2023 02:57 PM (KbCG3)

I think that's a common experience. Men who don't know why their wives put up with them.

All I know is, it's something else altogether, when it turns out it was all a lie in the first place. If you wife is still around, be grateful.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 03:04 PM (kTPdd)

Ha, I mean more from a physical standpoint. I'm a solid 6 on a good day, and at my age, the hair on my head has given way to hair everywhere else.

I'm just a normal dude. Dudes are gross.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2023 03:06 PM (KbCG3)

388 And it's weird to think that I might be someone's older gentleman.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at August 04, 2023 02:58 PM (8BLHA)

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I starkly remember the first time my wife and I were given
Senior Discounts by a teenage cashier without asking for it or it being offered (saw it on the receipt later).

Especially since I was only 52 -- but with a white beard that seems to add about 20 years ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 04, 2023 03:06 PM (toZT/)

389 Really? That's dumb.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 03:01 PM (kTPdd)

Which makes sense because Twitter is dumb.
Posted by: ... at August 04, 2023 03:04 PM (HJY0X)

Even from people I admire otherwise, when they talk about their twatter conversations/arguments, I always find myself wondering if this person hasn't quite overcome the tendency of middle schoolers to constantly be on the lookout for someone who doesn't agree with them about something, so they can make a big f'n stink over it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 03:06 PM (kTPdd)

390 "Show you where their buttons are." LOL. I'm thinking of several drawers in my house that have actual buttons, thread, ribbons, safety pins. They have no marital aids

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2023 03:07 PM (Keyt1)

391 384 >
By the skin off her teeth!

Fox News
@FoxNews
Katharine McPhee nearly involved in restaurant armed robbery: ‘Missed’ by ‘a few hours’
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 04, 2023 03:05 PM (FVME7


Hole E sheet. She should get counseling.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 03:07 PM (mE7cY)

392 I'm so old I just finished my cataract surgeries.

Posted by: mrp at August 04, 2023 03:08 PM (rj6Yv)

393 I once drove through an intersection, then a few days later there was a fatal accident a mile down the road.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2023 03:08 PM (slgIg)

394 ee, I hope all you Yankees being stopped in the South don't feel unwelcome.

Really. Can't wait to hear about how good the pizza and Thai was "back home." And especially how you feel so unsafe with all the guns around.
Posted by: Regular joe at August 04, 2023 03:00 PM (nnp+f)

Nice snark.
Posted by: polynikes


That's Chuy level snark.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2023 03:08 PM (5apCz)

395 Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 04, 2023 03:05 PM (Xrfse)

Ok. That’s really cool, you are a legend for that.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 04, 2023 03:08 PM (piL8o)

396 Wrigley Field has the best outfield design re: stealing home runs, reducing fan interference, and eliminating any confusion about whether it is a home run or not.

Prove me wrong.

And dammit, the Braves just hit two HRs in a row. Cubs down 0-5. All as I was typing this.
Three pitches. Double. Homer. Homer.

Lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 04, 2023 03:08 PM (ufFY8)

397 Hole E sheet. She should get counseling.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 03:07 PM (mE7cY)

She can make an appointment with her shrink, and then miss it by a few hours.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2023 03:08 PM (9UlRk)

398 393 I once drove through an intersection, then a few days later there was a fatal accident a mile down the road.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2023 03:08 PM (slgIg)

========

OMG! You're a victim of oppression now!

Let's pay attention to CAT!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at August 04, 2023 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

399 GOP: We're opening another investigation
Me: Eat my ass

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 04, 2023 03:09 PM (/MvYl)

400 @372 The Central Scrutinizer-yeah but it's the gettin there part. Some women just touching them they'll climb up the walls, some you need the cardio and endurance of a marathon runner to get them there. Ego? Maybe for some, I just call it returning the favor.

Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2023 03:09 PM (IlL6s)

401 None of the people at my vet , including the doctor, know who I named my cats after.

Bogey and Bacall.

Now that goes beyond just being younger than me.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 03:09 PM (MNhXM)

402 So is the Obama is gay or Newsome is a Chinese enabler the Friday news dump? Because neither surprises.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at August 04, 2023 03:09 PM (oWBc3)

403 397 Hole E sheet. She should get counseling.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 03:07 PM (mE7cY)

She can make an appointment with her shrink, and then miss it by a few hours.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2023 03:08 PM (9UlRk)

lol

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 03:09 PM (mE7cY)

404 Katherine McPhee- is that the one from the Scorpion show?

She's a solid 1.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2023 03:09 PM (TZ75n)

405 that have actual buttons, thread, ribbons, safety pins.

Kinky.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 04, 2023 03:10 PM (ufFY8)

406 MLB? Dang, I remember when that was a thing.

Posted by: mrp at August 04, 2023 03:10 PM (rj6Yv)

407 Forget this “disappeared” bunk. Why:
Cel towers
Find my friends
Hot and cold running security cams everywhere
All signal intelligence recorded and stored
All spectrum satellite imagery all the time

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at August 04, 2023 03:10 PM (glGDV)

408 Hole E sheet. She should get counseling.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 03:07 PM (mE7cY)

She’s a hot 39 and married to a 73 year old. They recently had a kid.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 03:10 PM (MNhXM)

409 The situation in New York is starting to look apocalyptic.
.......

You gotta love it.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2023 03:11 PM (v0R5T)

410 Zero foxes given for the people actually there at the time. But ahhhw lahwd an Actual Person was almost involved.

Fuck these mutants. I don't even know who this McPee person even is but fuck them anyway on principle.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2023 03:11 PM (9UlRk)

411 The plague still has natural vectors and can be found in the SW.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Ha! One of my few bragging points, I've been vaccinated against the Plague. Many of us who were (courtesy of Uncle Sam) bound for SE Asia in the 60's received the vaccine.

Probably its Use By Date has passed by now, but, still, bragging rights.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2023 03:11 PM (FSo+R)

412 She’s a hot 39 and married to a 73 year old. They recently had a kid.
Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 03:10 PM (MNhXM

He must have a huge...wallet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 03:11 PM (mE7cY)

413 Since movies have entered the convo-

We saw "Babylon" the other night and much to my surprise, it was very good, near great.

Though the movie is about the time when silents changed to talkies,

The movie it reminded me most of was one of my favorites, "O Lucky Man!".

Not that the stories or settings are alike. But, "Babylon" hits several of the same beats and plot points as OLM, and the endings are almost exactly the same in much the same way.

I bet OLM was a major influence on the writing of this movie. Also, "Day of the Locust" and "Singin' in the Rain" for sure and maybe "Wolf of Wall Street' find their way into the mix,

Like OLM "Babylon" wants to say something about life

Acting,direction, etc were all excellent.

"Babylon" definitely isn't for everyone, but if you think you might like it, you probably will.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 04, 2023 03:11 PM (QzZeQ)

414 355 Try "Empire of the Summer Moon".
A very good book.
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That's it. Thanks

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2023 03:11 PM (Hudry)

415 There's been many a day where I've questioned my wife's sanity as it relates to her attraction to me.

I just don't get it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2023 02:57 PM (KbCG3)

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I think my athleticism helped initially, but it's my ability to continually make her laugh that likely keeps her with me.

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 04, 2023 03:11 PM (toZT/)

416 OMG.

The Braves are pounding Hendricks like a pinata.
0-7 now

LOL.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 04, 2023 03:13 PM (ufFY8)

417 Except for money, I can't understand being married to a person that 40 years older than you are and who is the father of your child. Chances are they'll never get to meet their actual dad and have a relationship with him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2023 03:13 PM (Keyt1)

418 >>> He must have a huge...wallet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 03:11 PM (mE7cY)

He does, it's David Foster.

Posted by: DJ at August 04, 2023 03:13 PM (uosPt)

419 373 I would blame this Chinese invasion of territory on the Deep State and administration. Chinese buying up near very secret bases used for military use.
Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2023 03:03 PM (MOY79)

Hmmmm... come to think on it, there is the 144th Fighter wing of the Guard at the Fresno Air port...

And NAS Lemore is not far away.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2023 03:13 PM (oHd/0)

420 416 OMG.

The Braves are pounding Hendricks like a pinata.
0-7 now

LOL.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 04, 2023 03:13 PM (ufFY8


So. Much. Raycist

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 03:13 PM (mE7cY)

421 After another round of some form of C19 circles back, almost ready to bet we'll have something like a small pox outbreak.

Politico, Healthcare, August 2022. Before monkeypox outbreak, U.S. officials knew for years they didn’t have enough of key shot. Officials said the Strategic National Stockpile did not have enough Jynneos doses for a potential smallpox outbreak because of a lack of resources.

FDA - Smallpox Preparedness and Response, current as of May 03, 2023.

Anthrax vaccine is not currently recommended for the general population anywhere in the world.

Boston Herald › 2023/04/24 › McCaughey: Tuberculosis Next Immigration Worry — Nationwide, 6,009 of the 8,300 people with TB in 2022 were foreign-born, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Crap on Mayor Eric Adams. Politico, 6/23/23: Documents reveal Eric Adams sent migrants to Florida, Texas and China. Between April 2022 and April 2023, the city spent around $50,000 on travel costs to resettle 114 migrant households around the country and globe. (There's his Biden money.)

And excluding those he & those before him routinely dumped ('undocumented' immigrants) in PA, Western NY, etc.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at August 04, 2023 03:13 PM (GshMh)

422 Lol bidenomics

Well, one look at this month's adjustment and it's literally a shocker: you will not hear anyone from the Biden admin or associated economist cheerleaders mention this, but the BLS reported that in July the number of full-time jobs plunged by 585,000 to 134.274 million, the biggest monthly drop since record covid crash of 14.7 million jobs!

But if full-time jobs crashed how did the BLS get an increase of almost 300,000 employed workers? Simple: it was all in the surge of part-time workers. In July, the number of part-timers exploded by almost one million - 972K to be precise - to 27.153 million.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2023 03:13 PM (slgIg)

423 GOP: We're opening another investigation
Me: Eat my ass
Posted by: Maj. Healey

-
Kari Lake has the solution!

DC_Draino
@DC_Draino
Kari Lake says instead of impeaching Joe Biden, House Republicans should just decertify the 2020 election and reinstate Trump to the presidency now

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 04, 2023 03:13 PM (FVME7)

424 She’s a hot 39 and married to a 73 year old. They recently had a kid.
Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 03:10 PM (MNhXM

He must have a huge...wallet.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 03:11 PM (mE7cY)

He does but he’s bagged a number of hotties. Record producer , David Foster.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 03:14 PM (MNhXM)

425 The Ho shouldn't have been allowed to be VP but that birth right kinda got tossed out the window with Socialists allowing born in the US to be citizens, doesn't really happen anywhere else o. The planetuntil the last few years

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2023 03:14 PM (MOY79)

426 400 @372 The Central Scrutinizer-yeah but it's the gettin there part. Some women just touching them they'll climb up the walls, some you need the cardio and endurance of a marathon runner to get them there. Ego? Maybe for some, I just call it returning the favor.

Posted by: JROD at August 04, 2023 03:09 PM (IlL6s)

Reciprocation is the key to a happy marriage. But my point is, guys shouldn't care how the girl gets there. Having her own tricks and such isn't a statement against you. I think too many guys feel it's their responsibility and anything short means they've failed.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2023 03:15 PM (KbCG3)

427 You gotta love it.
Posted by: wth at August 04, 2023 03:11 PM (v0R5T)

I don't love it. Dimwits should have chosen Curtis Sliwa instead of the Black playboy who is incomptent.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2023 03:15 PM (Keyt1)

428 You guys are so cynical. I'm sure she's just an old soul who loves old man balls.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at August 04, 2023 03:15 PM (ppBhU)

429 Almost in a hold up?

My former BIL, the former bank guard, has stories about actual bank robberies which took place while he was at work.

His best one was getting in line behind a guy who was acting a bit strange. The guy got to the teller and handed the teller a note. The teller looked at the note, looked at sketchy guy and said, "no." Twitchy dude replies, "but I've got a gun!" Teller replies, "So does he!" Guy turns around and there's my former BIL, all 6'6" of him right behind him. Guy turned and ran out of the bank.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at August 04, 2023 03:16 PM (2YtOq)

430 NOOD FISA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 04, 2023 03:16 PM (t0OGg)

431 311 actually, there is a specific purpose, procreatively speaking, for the female orgasm. Our Creator designed it in such a way for the contractions to help move the semen up in through the cervix.

Posted by: kallisto at August 04, 2023 02:40 PM (dCxaZ)

He could have made us longer.

Posted by: "Short" Guys, Everywhere at August 04, 2023 02:52 PM (Angsy)

Depth to the cervix, on most women, ranges from 4 1/2" to 6".

Posted by: Doctor Dave at August 04, 2023 03:16 PM (AmoqO)

432 I’ve been commenting on this since before I turned 30.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at August 04, 2023 03:16 PM (piL8o)

433 415 There's been many a day where I've questioned my wife's sanity as it relates to her attraction to me.

I just don't get it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2023 02:57 PM (KbCG3)

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I think my athleticism helped initially, but it's my ability to continually make her laugh that likely keeps her with me.
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 04, 2023 03:11 PM (toZT/)

It's always been my sense of humor. I'm just good looking enough (I suppose) that the jokes lead somewhere as opposed to, "You're my funniest friend in the world!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 04, 2023 03:16 PM (KbCG3)

434 Wrigley Field has the best outfield design re: stealing home runs, reducing fan interference, and eliminating any confusion about whether it is a home run or not.

Prove me wrong.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 04, 2023 03:08 PM (ufFY

I've been to Wrigley Field. It's nice. I'd never go back to Chitcago just to go there though.

I'm into the "fan experience," but not in the way MLB practices it these days. I've seen games at Tiger Stadium, and old Cleveland Municipal, and would call those "fan experiences" to be magnificent.

But they tear those places down, for sterile, olde tyme stadiums that somehow manage to be less "fan friendly" in my opinion, than the cookie cutter multipurpose stadiums of the 60s and 70s.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 03:16 PM (L49LX)

435 Conservative War Machine
@WarMachineRR
Kamala Harris: “As the name suggests, community banks are in the community.”

-
Will this be on the test?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 04, 2023 03:16 PM (FVME7)

436 Ha, the inning is finally over. They sent 11 batters to the plate. Cubs have some work, but they scored 41 runs in the last three games, so...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 04, 2023 03:16 PM (ufFY8)

437 NOOD

the Eff.Bee.EYE. lies?!

I shant believe it!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 04, 2023 03:17 PM (llON8)

438 Had a girl at work yesterday ask me how long I've been with the company. I told her. By how large her eyes got, I knew I'd been there longer than she's been alive. She's maybe 28 - 30.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2023 03:06 PM (5apCz)

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I would really be interested in knowing how many (what percentage of) commenters here do so also from work?

[I do during a portion of the day, and am particularly an idiot for doing so occasionally while driving (mostly on quiet rural highways).]

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 04, 2023 03:17 PM (toZT/)

439 Yah, fucking great Kari. Decertify the election and put Trump in office for 12 months.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2023 03:17 PM (slgIg)

440 Jack "ass" Smith was moving so quick to match up with the Devon Archer allegations that he never read the exculpatory evidence that had been provided by subpoena...

Parlatore said he was "stunned" when, after the indictment came down, the prosecutor contacted him asking for the records he said he had already provided. Parlatore said the "records are absolutely exculpatory."

"They bear directly on the essential element of whether Rudy Giuliani, and therefore Donald Trump, knew that their claims of election fraud were false," Parlatore said. "Good- faith reliance upon claims of fraud, even if they later turn out to be false, is very different from pushing fraud claims that you know to be false at the time."

Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2023 03:17 PM (RHGPo)

441 But if full-time jobs crashed how did the BLS get an increase of almost 300,000 employed workers? Simple: it was all in the surge of part-time workers. In July, the number of part-timers exploded by almost one million - 972K to be precise - to 27.153 million.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 04, 2023 03:13 PM (slgIg)

Yeah, how they can say that Unemployment is low, when the Labor Participation rate keeps going DOWN?

Yeah... right...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2023 03:18 PM (oHd/0)

442 I don't love it. Dimwits should have chosen Curtis Sliwa instead of the Black playboy who is incomptent.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2023 03:15 PM (Keyt1)
.........

But they didn't. Plus they all voted for Joe.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2023 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

443 I would really be interested in knowing how many (what percentage of) commenters here do so also from work?
........

I do.

Posted by: wth at August 04, 2023 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

444 I would really be interested in knowing how many (what percentage of) commenters here do so also from work?


I do. But on my phone on my not work network and not work equipment.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2023 03:21 PM (5apCz)

445 I've been to Wrigley Field. It's nice.


Yeah. I am referring to the 'basket' that is in the outfield. It is a rigid net at a 45 degree angle, the edge of which is maybe 12 feet above the outfield. Very unlikely a player can jump high enough to catch and steal a home run. Plus, it is pretty much a digital outcome - definitely a home run, or not.

I hate some of the outfield designs where the fence is seven foot high, with fans leaning over. Or, a stupid yellow line halfway up a wall, so you have to go to video to determine if it is a home run.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 04, 2023 03:22 PM (ufFY8)

446 Try "Empire of the Summer Moon".
A very good book.
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That's it. Thanks
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 04, 2023


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I brought it with me to read when I road-tripped to palo Duro Canyon in the TX Panhandle -- the Comanches' winter quarters. The town of Quanah on the Red River is named for the half-white chief, Quanah Parker. Solid book and it taught me that the Apaches, you know, those fierce and widely-feared-by-whites raiders and horsemen? *They* were afraid of the Comanches.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 04, 2023 03:23 PM (J2vNu)

447 I get a few comments a day while at work but don't sit at a desk, more at lunch but hate missing the art thread

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2023 03:29 PM (MOY79)

448 How they get away with the BLS job statistics:

White House: Briefing Room, Statements & Releases

August 2, 2023, FACT SHEET: Bidenomics at Work in 79 Metro Areas with Record Low Unemployment Rates

(In part) This morning, the latest metro area unemployment rates were released by the Bureau of Labor Statistics, showing 79 metro areas at their lowest rates on record including 41 that reached new record lows. The record lows can be found in every corner of the country, from Scranton to Spokane, from Manchester to Montgomery.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at August 04, 2023 03:30 PM (GshMh)

449 The allegations of "fake electors" seems to forget that the concept of "alternate electors" has been used before, often by Democrats. In fact, in the 1960 Presidential election, JFK had a slate of "alternate electors" sworn in for Hawaii. Ultimately, JFK won Hawaii and these "fake" alternate electors voted for him at the Electoral College.

House Republicans could decertify the 1960 election and reinstate Ike as President

Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2023 03:51 PM (RHGPo)

450 One of the few animals known to be a carrier of Hansen's Disease is the armadillo.

It just so happens that the armadillo population of Southeastern US had been growing.

The logical extension is that there would be more cases of Hansen's disease.

Posted by: SMOD at August 04, 2023 03:59 PM (RHGPo)

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