The Morning Report

The Morning Report — 8/2/23

Good morning, kids. And so what amounts to perhaps the most serious indictment against Trump, claiming he incited an insurrection, was handed down yesterday. By a prosecutor whose wife directed a propaganda film about Michelle Obama. With a judge who threw the book at people who did nothing more serious than "trespass" while escorted by police. And what a coincidence; on the very same day that Devon Archer confirmed Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants Biden as one of the biggest crooks in American political history.

Not to worry thought because the American criminal justice system and our collective fealty to the Constitution will win out in the end, right?

George Washington University law professor Jonathan Turley said Smith issued “the first criminal indictment of alleged disinformation.” “If you take a red pen to all of the material presumptively protected by the First Amendment, you can reduce much of the indictment to haiku,” he said. “I felt that the Mar-a-Lago indictment was strong. This is the inverse.”
Turley also said on Fox News the indictment is “unfair at points,” noting that it “quotes Trump in his speech about encouraging people to go to Capitol Hill, but like the January 6th committee, it omits where he says, ‘you should go peacefully.'”
The indictment states that Trump “had a right, like every American, to speak publicly about the election and even to claim, falsely, that there had been outcome-determinative fraud during the election and that he had won” but then states he “also pursued unlawful means of discounting legitimate votes and subverting election results.”
Lawyer and Townhall columnist Kurt Schlichter called the indictment “45 pages of First Amendment protected activity.” “It’s 45 pages of First Amendment protected activity broken up by four captions listing conspiracy statutes that do not apply,” he tweeted. “It’s not a conspiracy to use free speech and attempt to participate in the political system no matter how badly our garbage elite wants it to be.”

Two things. First I disagree with Turley's perception of the Mar-a-Lago indictment as "strong" since Trump had the right to possess and declassify the documents as per his right as president. It's "strong" only insofar as the corrupted judicial system and its apparatchiks could care fuck all about that rather not insignificant little detail. There is quibbling about his handling of those materials vis a vis allegedly waving them at people with no security clearances and such, but that too is debatable as to what he actually did or did not do.

Then there's friend of the blog Kurt Schlichter's comment highlighted above. He's absolutely right, yet given the fact of what this nation has devolved into and who is running it, he's absolutely wrong. The fact that he's being railroaded like this is proof positive that the rule of law, the Constitution and all the rest are mere window dressing and bunting decorating the gallows onto which Trump will be swinging from.

As Edmund Burke or John Stuart Mill quipped “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” True, but that presupposes that we actually have "good men." With that, I give you Mike Pence:

“Today’s indictment serves as an important reminder: anyone who puts himself over the Constitution should never be President of the United States,” Pence said in a statement. “I will have more to say about the government’s case after reviewing the indictment.”
. . . Smith’s indictment alleges Trump told Pence, “you’re too honest,” when Pence told Trump he believed there was no constitutional authority for the vice president to “reject or return votes to the states.”
Pence claimed in his statement, “Our country is more important than one man,” adding, “Our constitution is more important than any one man’s career.”

He's good. As in good for nothing. You bastard. You execrable fucking piece of shit mutt bastard. How many people want to bet that Mike Pence will be called as a witness for the prosecution?

The country has been overthrown, and whether or not Pence could have at least stopped the certification of the Electoral College results on January 6th, 2021, which considering the at best dubious and highly contested circumstances of the election results he had every legal and Constitutional authority and right to do, he abrogated that responsibility. Remember; this is not crying over spilled milk or mere sour grapes. The 2020 election results were compromised and there was a mountain of evidence that at a bare minimum cast major doubts on it.

As I've said before, there are sins of commission and sins of omission. Pence and everyone who should have done everything in their power to stop the steal. Even if it was a fait accompli they didn't even try. Now we know they didn't even want to. And this abject scumbag, after what he did to us has the unmitigated temerity to say “Our country is more important than one man,” adding, “Our constitution is more important than any one man’s career.” ?!

Regardless of who you support as a candidate, which presupposes that the coming election will be as honest as the day is long, above board and typical of every other past election, and regardless off what you feel about him on a personal level, if you abandon Trump in this situation, you are surrendering to the evil criminals who stabbed us in the face and hijacked the nation.

Elections be damned. On to the next phase.

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

"Is there some sort of kickback or business deal tied to the ban on incandescent light bulbs? Possibly. I certainly wouldn’t put it past our elected and appointed officials to game the system. MRCTV has reported on Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm’s connections with the EV industry, and we know that the Biden administration is in bed with the solar industry. But overall, I suspect that this is being done because it can be done. This is one more rule, one more law, one way to remind you that there is nothing that the Uniparty can’t control, even if it means something as small as your light bulbs."
The Incandescent Light Bulb Ban Starts Today
"This dehumanization campaign isn’t restricted to Democrats. Establishment Republicans either equivocate, or explicitly join Democrats in demonizing MAGA Republicans."
How the Establishment Uses ‘Hate and Fear’ to Manipulate Voters
"No wonder the country is on the verge of collapse."
With Conservatives Like These Who Needs Enemies?

SHAMPEACHMENT 1.0, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION

"The indictment was announced the day after President Joe Biden had been implicated in a long-running influence peddling-scheme by his son Hunter’s former business partner, Devon Archer, in testimony before the House Oversight Committee."
Indictment 3.0: Jack Smith Indicts Trump Day After Hunter, Joe Biden Implicated
"Appointed in 2014 to the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia by Obama, Judge Tanya Chutkan has been known to give some of the harshest sentences for January 6 defendants, with some even going beyond government recommendations."
Trump January 6 Case Assigned to Obama-Appointed Judge, Obama Donor
Go to hell - jjs
Mike Pence on Indictment: Trump Put "Himself over the Constitution," Should "Never Be President"
I'm sure the judge, jury and prosecutor will immediately see this, apologize to Trump and toss out the case on day one, right? - jjs
Jack Smith’s Prosecution of Trump Has a Major First Amendment Problem, Legal Experts Say
"U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan of Washington, D.C., the judge overseeing former President Donald Trump’s case in the district, previously worked at a law firm that once employed Hunter Biden and worked closely with Ukrainian energy firm Burisma. Chutkan spent 12 years working for Boies, Schiller, & Flexner LLP (BSF) where she specialized in white collar litigation and antitrust defense, before she was nominated to her current position by former President Obama, her official bio states."
Trump's D.C. Judge Worked For Law Firm That Employed Hunter Biden
“Trump didn’t actually win the election in 2016. He lost the election and was put into office because the Russians interference on his behalf.”
FLASHBACK: Video of Democrats Denying the 2000, 2004, 2016, and 2018 Elections
BIDEN CRIME FAMILY REVELATIONS
Mollie Hemingway: "What an amazing series of events that led to Joe Biden personally fulfilling what Burisma was paying Hunter Biden to accomplish. What are the odds?"
Evidence Of Biden Burisma Corruption Is Overwhelming
"If more witnesses corroborate Archer’s testimony, Biden might face significant pressure to end his campaign or face impeachment."
Are More Hunter Biden Associates About to Blab?
"Democrats, by a plurality of 45% (impeach or resign) to 35% (stay in office and run again), believe it would be best for Biden to leave office either by being impeached (19%) or by resigning (26%) if the charges prove true, which seems increasingly likely."
If He Was Bribed, Biden Must Go, Majority Says: I&I/TIPP Poll
"He’s sticking up for the Bidens every chance he gets." (piece of shit's gonna piece of shit - jjs)
The Utterly Contemptible Dan Goldman
Greene said that [Piece of Shit Dan] Goldman was "born with a silver spoon in his mouth" and is "basically the trust fund heir to the Levi Strauss family," and that before entering Congress after the 2022 election for New York’s 10th district, he was the lead prosecutor against then-President Trump during the first impeachment, "selling and peddling the Russian collusion conspiracy lies."
MTG blasts ‘radically progressive’ rep who peddled Trump ‘Russian collusion conspiracy lies’ and now downplays Biden corruption
"Joe Biden trades on his family’s tragedies. It appears that with Hunter and Ashley’s problems, he’s the cause."
Ashley Biden Recording CONFIRMS That the Infamous Diary Is Hers, and Sick Joe May Have to Head to the Showers
Robert Spencer: "Just The News adds that Comer 'did not elaborate specifically in terms of possible purchasers beyond expressing fears that some art ‘went to China,’ though the first son has long faced scrutiny over a deal with now-defunct Chinese energy company CEFC.' It would be more of a surprise if none of Hunter’s art were lining bird cages in Beijing and Shanghai today than if it were: why would the ChiComs pass up on an obvious opportunity to gain more leverage in the Oval Office?"
Comer: ChiComs May Be Connoisseurs of Hunter's 'Artwork'
"Grassley’s monumental findings, even over just the last few weeks, received no attention from his colleagues in the Senate."
On Biden Corruption Bombshells, GOP Senate Leadership Is Indefensibly Silent
CIVIL WAR 2.0: J-6 FBI FALSE FLAG "RIOT" & AFTERMATH, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
"I’d do it all over again if it gives me an opportunity to share the good news and rescue innocent children being sexualized by their parents. God will use it for good. We will stand for truth even if we stand alone."
Wisconsin Police 'Acting Like Thugs' Arrest Christians for Preaching at 'Trans' Event Targeting Children
"The United States is now on what many believe to be an unsustainable course."
What is the Future for America’s Experiment with Democracy? (We're not a fucking democracy, dammit! - jjs)
"Reporters discovered that Landmark spy software developed by Israel’s NSO Group, blacklisted by the Joe Biden government as a national security threat in 2021, had been purchased and deployed by government contractor Riva Networks later the same year. It now transpires that one of Riva Networks’ clients was the FBI."
FBI Investigates Spying Tool, Discovers FBI Use
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
The far-left cable network suggests the senior Biden wasn’t thinking straight because he was “sad” about the death of his firstborn child. Biden himself has used Beau’s death a number of times, even going so far as to suggest he was killed in Iraq. In reality, though sad, Beau died from a glioblastoma.
WATCH: MSNBC Uses Beau Biden’s Death to Excuse Hunter, Joe’s Influence Peddling
It’s funny. I don’t recall every news item about the forever-long Russia-collusion story coming with an equivalent disclaimer about how Democrats had once again fallen short of proving anything. Where were the underwhelming notes about a failure to secure the “smoking gun”? Nowhere. Every time the saga was treated like an incremental unmasking of a coming certainty.
Media Invent New Biden Standard: ‘Proof’ and a ‘Smoking Gun’ of Bribery Scheme or It’s Not a Scandal at All
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
“The rating downgrade of the United States reflects the expected fiscal deterioration over the next three years, a high and growing general government debt burden, and the erosion of governance relative to ‘AA’ and ‘AAA’ rated peers over the last two decades that has manifested in repeated debt limit standoffs and last-minute resolutions,” according to the release.
US' Credit Rating Downgraded
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM
"John Arnold has given millions to the New Venture Fund and Center for American Progress."
Liberal Billionaire Who Made a Killing on Chinese Solar Panels Wants Biden To Dump Chinese Solar Tariffs
"'We need to be saved from ourselves,' Ann Carlson said before joining Biden [junta]."
Meet the Biden Climate Apparatchik Who Wants To Force You To Live a ‘Simpler Life’
"Life is a wondrous adventure – but now people seem so afraid of life that they're willing to submit to the whims of climate 'experts.'"
27 Billion People, and Climate Change Not High on Their List
"Granholm wants to modernize Puerto Rico's power grid. Energy experts question why she needs to be there in person."
Energy Secretary Granholm Takes Fifth Trip to Puerto Rico After Republicans Question Travel Spending
Robert Zimmerman: "Anyone who says this subject is “settled” is either a fool, is willfully ignorant, or is outright lying for political gain. Remember that the next time a journalist or media outlet pushes a news story about some UN know-it-all claiming 'Era of global boiling has arrived!'"
Sunspot update: In July the Sun continued its high sunspot activity
AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
"That’s hundreds of thousands of preventable crimes over a decade’s time. It’s an ongoing problem, with Border Patrol arresting 12,000 criminal illegals in Fiscal Year 2022. Unfortunately, the Biden [junta] hardly makes catching and punishing criminals one of its priorities." (the very act of crossing our border without permission is a crime right there, at least on paper - jjs)
Border Expert: Illegals Committed 430,000+ Criminal Offenses in Texas Since 2011
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
"Pushing China out of our farmland, skies, and now schools will be difficult while the current occupants of the White House have a growing list of ties to CCP."
Learn Your A-B-CCPs: China Spent $17 Million Funding U.S. Schools
"More and more college students are claiming to be disabled."
Matriculating Malingerers
"When questioned by The Federalist, the American Historical Association’s director could not substantiate claims that America-positive history is racist."
Historical Association Can’t Keep Facts Straight In Attacking ‘Curriculum That Celebrates American Patriotism’
THE 2020 AND 2022ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH
"The suspect nature of our elections seems beyond fixing. But in fact there are some tools we can use to restore a just elections system."
Truth, Accuracy, and Election Fraud
POLITICS
"Why is the Biden [junta] refusing RFK Jr. Secret Service protection?"
There Is Another Kennedy on the Horizon…
"Yes, when we say Biden is unfit for another term we totes mean his physical fitness. Totes has nothing to do with his cognitive state."
Biden Allies Showing Biden is Fit for Presidency With Photoshopped Pictures
"Partisans are so desperate to destroy DeSantis they will literally accuse him of anything."
If the DeSantis Campaign is in Trouble Why is the Leftist Media Ramping Up Their Attacks?
"With a new policy blueprint, Florida’s governor tries to respond to the political disruption of the last decade."
DeSantis and His Declaration
"In 2013, she ran in the special election for the Senate seat after the death of Sen. Frank Lautenberg but lost in the primary election." (condolences to the family- jjs)
New Jersey Lt. Gov. Sheila Oliver Dead at Age 71
THE UKRAINIAN "FRONT"
"Someone asks why Canada hasn’t put forward a peace proposal to end the conflict between Russia and Ukraine, even if Trudeau disagreed with the question, his knee jerk reaction is to say “Am going to call you out” and says the individual has been swayed by Russian propaganda and disinformation. Chilling and Orwellian."
Watch: Trudeau Loses It After Being Asked A Simple Question About Seeking Peace In Ukraine
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
The AP News: “Marches took place in Gaza City, the southern town of Khan Younis and other locations, chanting “what a shame” and in one place burning Hamas flags, before police moved in and broke up the protests.”
Thousands Protest in Gaza, Demand an End to Hamas Rule
“What’s the goal? Apart from humiliating us and letting offenders think that anything is possible?” (they are now Derek Chauvin - istes - jjs
French Cops Are Giving Up, As Colleagues Are Prosecuted for Stopping Riots
". . . the increasing regularity of the measure against both politically exposed persons (PEPs) and ordinary members of the public."
UK Banks Close 1,000+ Accounts Per Day
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
"Another effort to restore congressional war powers has failed."
War by Design
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
Raymond Ibrahim: "Guess what Muslim illegal aliens find to greet them as they wash up on Spanish and Italian shores."
Islam's Sexual Fantasies of European Women Come True?
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
"Dem admin invests $3 billion into programs that pursue Golden State's failed 'Housing First' policies."
California's Homelessness Policy Is a Disaster. Biden Wants to Replicate It.
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
"The comet, which orbits the Sun every 71 years, will make its closest approach to Earth in the spring of 2024, when it will likely be visible to the naked eye."
Eruption on comet results in its tail splitting as it brightens by 100x
"If all goes well, its Vikram lander will gently place the Pragyan rover in the high southern latitudes, where it will function for about two weeks, or during the daylight portion of one lunar day."
Chandrayaan-3 is now on its way to the Moon
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
Lloyd Billingsley: "Exploring the perils of reality dysphoria."
Gender CONfirmation Surgery
Like Mr. Spock's first name? - jjs
New Madness: Get Ready For 'Unspeakable Xenopronouns' That 'a Human Can't Pronounce'
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
"Regardless, the lawsuit isn’t likely to make Lizzo any less popular. The young women and girls who lack the self-discipline to lose weight will go on admiring Lizzo and tell themselves that if she can be rich, successful, and popular, they can be, too."
Former Lizzo Dancers Sue the Star for 'Sexual Harassment' and 'Creating a Hostile Work Environment'
Christian Toto: "Press announcement can't hide rage against Trump, right-leaning justices."
Showtime’s Deadlocked to Attack "Conservative" Supreme Court
"Costa Coffee has been hit with a barrage of criticism since an image of the mural went viral on Sunday, with many suggesting it could lead to a boycott of the company, which operates over 13,500 locations across the United Kingdom."
UK coffee chain tries to fight off boycott over mural of nude woman with double mastectomy scars, claims it 'celebrates inclusivity'
HITHER & YON
"Today marks the one hundredth anniversary of the death of Warren Gamaliel Harding, a man almost universally identified as one of the worst Presidents ever. The truth is far different."
Warren G. Harding’s Turnaround of America
“Friends of Havel were especially active in these attacks against Kundera. Though both yearned for international literary recognition, only Kundera prevailed.”
Why Kundera Never Went Home
"His greatest contribution to America was the vast wealth his policies allowed millions of other Americans to produce."
Andrew Mellon: Hero of the 1920s
"The night Richard Nixon honored the great director."
Death Comes for John Ford
"The past is finally beginning to yield its secrets to a skilled investigator."
Did FDR Bait the Japanese to Attack Pearl Harbor to Arouse USA Isolationists to Enter World War II?

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1 ITS HUMP DAY

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 02, 2023 07:27 AM (BRHaw)

2 So... how about that weather?

Posted by: Family Man Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 07:27 AM (r6zxK)

3 Good morning, J.J. Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at August 02, 2023 07:28 AM (R3YUr)

4 Good morning and Happy Wednesday one and all. I'm still kind of surprised after reading the news that Congress has not passed a law making Donald Trump illegal but I suppose I shouldn't give them any ideas.

Who knew that beating a Democrat anointed one in a Presidential election would cause this many legal headaches?

Posted by: NR Pax at August 02, 2023 07:28 AM (4olE8)

5 Mornin', Mo-rons!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 02, 2023 07:28 AM (J1sWR)

6 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2023 07:30 AM (Q4IgG)

7 “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”

Then maybe you are not a good man!

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 02, 2023 07:30 AM (BRHaw)

8 Howdy!

Posted by: Marooned at August 02, 2023 07:32 AM (kt8QE)

9 The "country", that is to say the state, cannot be more important than any one man. That's the whole point! They turn everything upside down.

Posted by: leber at August 02, 2023 07:33 AM (JfWkS)

10
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 02, 2023 07:33 AM (ENBF0)

11 Good morning JJ and horde
Another day in Marxists Hell and I just want to go home

Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2023 07:34 AM (xTnIi)

12 Good morning again dear horde and thank you JJ for an excellent and balanced essay

I hope Trump is elected so he can quell this ridiculous blizzard of b.s. indictments.

This twisting and manipulation of law enforcement only further accelerates our descent into lawlessness.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2023 07:34 AM (JvZF+)

13 BOING!

Carried over from Pixy's:
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@Mike_Pence
Today's indictment serves as an important reminder: anyone who puts himself over the Constitution should never be President of the United States.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 02, 2023 07:14 AM (heI7v)
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Compare and contrast:

https://tinyurl.com/4krw3dmz

(Nitter)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 02, 2023 07:34 AM (adINt)

14
New Jersey Lt. Gov. Sheila Oliver Dead at Age 71

another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 02, 2023 07:35 AM (ENBF0)

15 And regarding Mike Pence...

Not worthy of a comment.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2023 07:35 AM (JvZF+)

16 16th!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 02, 2023 07:36 AM (f0XAF)

17 It’s dead, Jim. - Bones McCoy pondering the corpse of the FUSA….

We occasionally rib Mark Levin for screaming, but old yeller was spot on yesterday when this news came: Jack Smith just destroyed our electoral system. And Levin laid out all the incestuous relationships between the prosecutors and judges in DC. They all flow back to Eric Holder and James Comey…. IOW, Barky and deep state.

BTW… Vivek is the ONLY GOP candidate (other than DJT of course) who made a strong statement in response. The rest were full of weasel words including a certain FL Governor who always seems to want it both ways (it’s becoming a pattern there sadly). Of course, super Christian Pence was the worst. I loathe that guy in particular…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 02, 2023 07:36 AM (3WhGI)

18 " if you abandon Trump in this situation, you are surrendering to the evil criminals who stabbed us in the face and hijacked the nation."

If for no other reason, Trump deserves your vote for the malicious persecution against him, and by extension, us.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 07:37 AM (hTSHN)

19 "anyone who puts himself over the Constitution should never be President of the United States"

Pence is correct here, but somehow we ended up with Biden (and Obama) anyway, whose main affect on our country is/was to destroy constitutional restraints on power.

Trump had to be removed because he was respecting our God-given rights protected by the Constitution and that is a problem for totalitarians.

Posted by: Emmie -- Flash Cadillac at the Surf Ballroom Aug 4 at August 02, 2023 07:37 AM (Emce2)

20 "never underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up."

Joe is the weakest link on the Left, and the best point of attack using Impeachment.

Comer & Co have done a fine job at timing their drip, drip, drip of revelations, causing Media and Enablers to punch themsleves out. Next will be proof that Joe and StepMom-of-the Year Doctor Jill personally got cash from Hunter's shakedowns.

Then remind everyone that Joe is on tape bragging about how he got that Ukranian prosecutor fired by withholding $2B in promised aid. That's the "quo" in quid pro quo.

Some here say that McCarthy doesn't have the R votes in the House. I say different. Any Rs in the House who don't vote for hearings needs to be primaried.

House impeachment hearings will be a game changer. Fight me.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 02, 2023 07:37 AM (RqMSv)

21 You're gonna need a bigger militia.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 02, 2023 07:39 AM (adINt)

22 “Our country is more important than one man,”

Posted by: Modern Day Caiaphas at August 02, 2023 07:40 AM (jgJfd)

23
"Today marks the one hundredth anniversary of the death of Warren Gamaliel Harding, a man almost universally identified as one of the worst Presidents ever. The truth is far different."

We live in a comical age where Wilson is considered a great president while Harding is consigned to the lowest rungs of the rankings.

Of course, those rankings are made by historians, who are all academics. And you're not allowed to be an academic unless you're a Leftist.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2023 07:40 AM (MoZTd)

24 Yeah, what they are doing to Trump is terrible, but what are you doing about those bags under your eyes? Before it gets too bad, stock up on gold, and sign up for Carshield. Tell 'em Mark sent you!

Posted by: Mark Levin at August 02, 2023 07:41 AM (hTSHN)

25
Next will be proof that Joe and StepMom-of-the Year Doctor Jill personally got cash from Hunter's shakedowns.

The bundles of Benjamins just showed up on their doorstep. They had nothing to do with it!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 02, 2023 07:41 AM (MoZTd)

26
Vivek Ramaswamy jumped ahead of Ron DeSantis on PredictIt this weekend, the first time he's had a lead in the online gambling market.

You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away and know when to run
You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin' when the dealing's done

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2023 07:42 AM (enJYY)

27 Carlson published a 2007 piece titled, "Only by Requiring Lifestyle Changes," which argued that people would not reduce their energy consumption "voluntarily." As a result, Carlson wrote, the U.S. government must "induce behavioral change"

Carlson argued that most people "could benefit from a simpler life" but will not "engage in dramatic behavioral change unless forced,"

Progress through Force.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 02, 2023 07:43 AM (BRHaw)

28 Some modern-day isolationists will insist moving the Pacific Fleet from San Diego to Pearl Harbor was provocation enough. Never mind the move was within U.S territory.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 02, 2023 07:44 AM (f0XAF)

29 All these links tell me one thing: there can never be any reconciliation if we win without the press and politicians being physically punished for their criminality and subversion. So, if we have to rely on guys like the GOPe, there will never be.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2023 07:45 AM (Angsy)

30 What this race needs is a photo of DeSantis and Pence 69ing each other while Mitt shoves it in.

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 07:45 AM (hTSHN)

31 26: We just need to go ahead and hold the primaries. They will verify the accuracy of the polls. It's a good double checking mechanism.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 02, 2023 07:45 AM (f0XAF)

32 Border Expert: Illegals Committed 430,000+ Criminal Offenses in Texas Since 2011

then double or treble that number

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 02, 2023 07:45 AM (BRHaw)

33 30 What this race needs is a photo of DeSantis and Pence 69ing each other while Mitt shoves it in.
Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 07:45 AM (hTSHN)

I could use a 68

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 02, 2023 07:46 AM (BRHaw)

34 "The comet, which orbits the Sun every 71 years, will make its closest approach to Earth in the spring of 2024, when it will likely be visible to the naked eye."
Eruption on comet results in its tail splitting as it brightens by 100x
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A comet visible in the sky in 2024? Hmmm....

Comets have often been seen as harbingers of great change...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 07:47 AM (YIVH2)

35 Who *should* hold that particular ceremonial sinecure, Mike-O?

It's not as if it holds any power. The throne of Great Britain is more relevant than the US Presidency. Any drooling idiot can manage, and they do.

And it's not as if anyone in DC has more integrity than, say, Cardi B. Just more credentials. Prostitutes who drug and rob their johns sometimes go on to produce hit songs about their wet-ass pussies, and while I question the value of her creative output, it's still more of an accomplishment than *any* of you seat-fillers have ever achieved.

Politicians pretending that holding office is some kind of higher calling annoys me a whole lot. It very nearly pegs out my bullshit detector. But not quite. To do that, these godless, heathen creatures have to smarmily invoke their nonexistent faith. Which Mike Pence *always* loves to do.

*spits*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2023 07:47 AM (0FoWg)

36 We have met the enemy and he is us. Only because we lazily voted for two generations of bullshitters have we ended up in this crazy fix.

They are fully exposed now, blinking confusedly in the full disinfecting sunlight, and we need to clean the rats nest out.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 02, 2023 07:47 AM (NEZd3)

37 23: what brings down Harding are things like Teapot Dome. Had that not happened he would have been held in higher esteem. JMHO.

One hundred years ago, the Coolidge presidency began, and he was underrated, again IMHO.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 02, 2023 07:48 AM (f0XAF)

38 "It was worth it. It’s actually an honor to be counted worthy to stand with the cloud of witnesses who have gone before us and been arrested for the sake of spreading Christ and his kingdom."

Amen. "Blessed are you when others persecute you, and revile you, and say all manner of evil against you for My sake, for great is your reward in heaven."

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at August 02, 2023 07:49 AM (45fpk)

39 Are you happy, Ivanka?

Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards at August 02, 2023 07:49 AM (5uy7A)

40 As far as Mike Pence … it’s not my concern

Posted by: SMOD at August 02, 2023 07:50 AM (8Sl/T)

41 Accurately, Fitch cited our corrupt "governance" as the straw that broke the camels back and forced a downgrade of US Treasury debt.

Next up, human rights campaigners will cite political persecutions as a reason to call our country "oppressed".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 02, 2023 07:50 AM (NEZd3)

42 House impeachment hearings will be a game changer.

New here? 😂

Posted by: Ex GOP at August 02, 2023 07:51 AM (4sJ6b)

43 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 02, 2023 07:51 AM (GYIa4)

44 NPR: Surf's up! Wave heights increase on California's coast as climate warms

Posted by: SMOD at August 02, 2023 07:52 AM (8Sl/T)

45 Like many, I have hundreds of incandescent bulbs stockpiled.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 02, 2023 07:52 AM (s4xcq)

46 Possible side effects of GnRH analogue treatment include: “swelling at the site of shot, weight gain, hot flashes, headaches,” and “mood changes.” GnRH analogues might have long-term effects on “growth spurts, bone growth, bone density” and “fertility, depending on when the medicine is started.”

And they will not give a girl a Midol at school.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 02, 2023 07:52 AM (BRHaw)

47 Like Mr. Spock's first name? - jjs
New Madness: Get Ready For 'Unspeakable Xenopronouns' That 'a Human Can't Pronounce'
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You know who else has "unspeakable pronouns?"

Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth, Ycnàgnnisssz,...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 07:53 AM (YIVH2)

48 Yeah, what they are doing to Trump is terrible, but what are you doing about those bags under your eyes? Before it gets too bad, stock up on gold, and sign up for Carshield. Tell 'em Mark sent you!
Posted by: Mark Levin at August 02, 2023 07:41 AM (hTSHN)
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Yea there's a thing on radio called "advertising" its how they get paid.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2023 07:53 AM (JvZF+)

49 Like many, I have hundreds of incandescent bulbs stockpiled.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 02, 2023 07:52 AM (s4xcq)
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A buddy of mine has around 20K stockpiled in his attic, I think.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 07:53 AM (YIVH2)

50 Next will be proof that Joe and StepMom-of-the Year Doctor Jill personally got cash from Hunter's shakedowns.
============
Neither Comer nor Grassley has yet said even one of the Bank reports of suspicious money movements named Biden himself.

I hope that comes, and soon. Even the WaPo might find it hard not to report that news.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 02, 2023 07:54 AM (DADku)

51 I think it will be an interesting year in 2024, with the deep state desperately trying to prosecute one candidate, and at the same time trying desperately to stall prosecution of the other.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 02, 2023 07:54 AM (s4xcq)

52 He should have ‘locked her up’ like he said he would do. But he didn’t and so he has to pay.

Posted by: Miss issippi at August 02, 2023 07:55 AM (nGsoF)

53 Dumb question: incandescent bulbs give off heat. Do LED bulbs? My daughter uses the old ones for warmth in her chicken coop.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at August 02, 2023 07:55 AM (45fpk)

54 Poland said on Tuesday it was rushing troops to its eastern border after accusing Belarus, Russia's closest ally, of violating its airspace with military helicopters. The Belarusian military denied any such violation and accused NATO member Poland, one of Ukraine's most fervent backers in its conflict with Russia, of making up the accusation to justify a buildup of its troops.

Posted by: SMOD at August 02, 2023 07:55 AM (8Sl/T)

55 1000% agree:

Regardless of who you support as a candidate, which presupposes that the coming election will be as honest as the day is long, above board and typical of every other past election, and regardless off what you feel about him on a personal level, if you abandon Trump in this situation, you are surrendering to the evil criminals who stabbed us in the face and hijacked the nation.

Posted by: Blackstone at August 02, 2023 07:56 AM (9byfS)

56 There is a Constitutional requirement that Congress declare war before the military can engage in war?

Since when?

A declaration of war is a tool of DIPLOMACY. Period. It means the ambassador of the country upon which war is declared is presented with a war declaration, and says "Oh, gee guys, I am very crestfallen things have come to this." He/she is then told that safe passage to a third country is guaranteed. Done. Oh, and that a treaty will have to be arranged to end the state of war.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 02, 2023 07:56 AM (f0XAF)

57 So, is Pence saying he supports Biden and his Justice Dept going after his political opponent in the during the 2024 election??

Posted by: dantesed at August 02, 2023 07:56 AM (88xKn)

58 It's spelled "Ycnàgnnisssz" but pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove".

Posted by: Ycn�gnnisssz at August 02, 2023 07:56 AM (hTSHN)

59 A buddy of mine has around 20K stockpiled in his attic, I think.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 07:53 AM (YIVH2)

How many years is he planning on living?

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at August 02, 2023 07:56 AM (45fpk)

60 It truly is shameful to be a so-called "citizen" of the United States at this point. What an absolute garbage, totalitarian piece of this this shithole monstrosity is.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 02, 2023 07:57 AM (KSNKu)

61 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 07:57 AM (WBgaM)

62 Good morning!
Pence is a prick.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2023 07:58 AM (avru5)

63 53 Dumb question: incandescent bulbs give off heat. Do LED bulbs? My daughter uses the old ones for warmth in her chicken coop.

… LED bulbs do put out heat but it’s usually 1/5 to 1/7 as much. When they first put them it traffic lights, they would often fill with snow in winter and, with less heat, not melt it away.

Posted by: SMOD at August 02, 2023 07:58 AM (8Sl/T)

64 G'mornin' Horde!

Thanks, JJ!

don't be so nice to that s#^&bird ponce /s

I thought incandescent bulbs were banned back in the oughts?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at August 02, 2023 07:59 AM (JJZMp)

65 Dumb question: incandescent bulbs give off heat. Do LED bulbs? My daughter uses the old ones for warmth in her chicken coop.
Posted by: grammie winger

Barely any at all. Yankee states have trouble in winter with snow packing on led stoplights because there isn't enough heat generated to melt it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 07:59 AM (WBgaM)

66 Surprised Ace didn't interrupt his regularly scheduled posts with 3 flaming skulls yesterday afternoon/evening.

Good morning, horde.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 07:59 AM (YwyqV)

67 LED bulbs do put out heat but it’s usually 1/5 to 1/7 as much. When they first put them it traffic lights, they would often fill with snow in winter and, with less heat, not melt it away.

Posted by: SMOD at August 02, 2023 07:58 AM (8Sl/T)

Just great. Thanks SMOD.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at August 02, 2023 07:59 AM (45fpk)

68 "Yea there's a thing on radio called "advertising" its how they get paid.
Posted by: San Franpsycho "

There is also this thing called a "shill". Do you believe Levin really has Carshield because he is worried about experience car repairs?

Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 07:59 AM (hTSHN)

69
Dumb question: incandescent bulbs give off heat. Do LED bulbs? My daughter uses the old ones for warmth in her chicken coop.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at August 02, 2023 07:55 AM

Maybe 10% of the heat of an incandescent. You can hold onto an LED without getting burned. An incandescent probably gonna hurt.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2023 07:59 AM (enJYY)

70 How many years is he planning on living?
Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at August 02, 2023 07:56 AM (45fpk)

***

Black market light ball sales. He'll be swimming in cash

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 02, 2023 08:00 AM (flINI)

71 The indictment was announced the day after President Joe Biden had been implicated...

The indictments are fake, the patterns are real. Keep 'em coming, Jack Smith- you're waking people up.

Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2023 08:00 AM (CaJIi)

72 A friend of the vegan woman who managed to starve to death saiid this:

“They sent her home to seek treatment. However, she ran away again. When I saw her in Phuket, I was horrified.”

Seems like she lived her whole life with the mindset of Phuket! Sums up where we are as a society. Just Phuket!

Posted by: Muldoon, not quite sure how this meme works at August 02, 2023 08:00 AM (l4B/J)

73 >>Kundera responded in similarly personal terms. He accused Havel of moral exhibitionism, arguing that the radicality of his proposals might satisfy his vain need for moral leadership, but their practical consequences would be nonexistent, or harmful.

"moral exhibitionism" - what a wonderful term, and doesn't the rest of that accusation fit so many activists' today?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2023 08:00 AM (avru5)

74 So, frozen chickens.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at August 02, 2023 08:00 AM (45fpk)

75 Those experience car repairs are the worst.

Posted by: Miss issippi at August 02, 2023 08:00 AM (nGsoF)

76 In a great example of women's soccer, Jamaica just eliminated Brazil from the World Cup with a scintillating 0-0 tie. In the 90+ minutes of action, Jamaica peppered the Brazil goalie with exactly zero shots on goal.

Posted by: Wally at August 02, 2023 08:01 AM (VEm33)

77 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 08:01 AM (xTRSc)

78 https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/
elon-musk-canada-shirt

Elon has a sense of humor. The pinched faced scolds at Buzzfeed don't like it. Here he is wearing an I love Canada t-shirt. Scroll down.

Posted by: Gwenn at August 02, 2023 08:01 AM (9Gr7n)

79 You nailed it, JJ. You always do. Thank you for being consistent and a voice for us plebs who have gotten such a raw deal these past 2-3 years.
We ask ourselves everyday, what is to be done? Who knows now. The people in government we used to look to for integrity and vigilance have become a party of hollow words, empty suits and donor whores.
They sat on their hands while MAGA was branded a racist movement, never speaking out in our defense but then tripping over themselves to be on a podium near Trump, when they felt appearances mattered. Whether their last name be Barr, Kemp, McConnell, Pence or Ryan, they are all cut from the same cheap fabric. Con Men, the whole lot of them!
So thank you again for giving us voice in these internet spaces. It gives me momentary peace in this bizzaro landscape we now live in.

Posted by: Tracy at August 02, 2023 08:01 AM (x58Cx)

80 Calvin Coolidge was a great president IMHO. When I read his bio a few years ago I was amazed what a smart and humble guy he was. The secret to his success was his humility: he was smart enough to know he shouldn’t try to run things himself…. Very few presidents (if any) since then have had that wisdom.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 02, 2023 08:01 AM (3WhGI)

81 "Great day getting rid of incandescent bulbs. Now lets get to work on cancelling out that Edison guy and all the lab rats that worked for him. The Westinghouse guy gets the ax while we're at it."

Bat Shit Crazy eco activists

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 02, 2023 08:01 AM (0EOe9)

82 I think Pence, and any number of other politicos are genuinely afraid of what may happen to them if Trump somehow gets elected.

They should be.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2023 08:01 AM (Q4IgG)

83
I think in Germany they get around their ban on incandescent bulbs by selling them as 'space heaters'.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2023 08:01 AM (enJYY)

84 I don’t think you can buy an Easy Bake Oven anymore

Posted by: SMOD at August 02, 2023 08:01 AM (8Sl/T)

85 "Great day getting rid of incandescent bulbs. Now lets get to work on cancelling out that Edison guy and all the lab rats that worked for him. The Westinghouse guy gets the ax while we're at it."

Bat Shit Crazy eco activists
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 02, 2023 08:01 AM (0EOe9)
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What's my candle ration?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 08:03 AM (YIVH2)

86 "Pence and everyone who should have done everything in their power to stop the steal. Even if it was a fait accompli they didn't even try. Now we know they didn't even want to"

Pence is an RNC apparatchik. A UniParty suit.
The current RNC is focused on one goal--destroying the Orange Man. The RNC isn't even Thinking about winning in November 2024. Not even a smidgen.

Trump is entirely on his own and you could argue he should not participate in what is sure to be total charade/disaster of an RNC convention in Milwaukee.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 02, 2023 08:03 AM (5xvZ1)

87 Sorry I’m late!

Posted by: Rosalynn Carter at August 02, 2023 08:03 AM (xTRSc)

88 The Obama appointed judge overseeing Trump's political persecution case to be heard in a DC courtroom with a DC jury doesn't bode well. Because this isn't about any rule of law. That's gone out the window and nobody seems to care. What a sorry state we're in. Tragic. Tragic for Trump. Tragic for the country. At least for those of us who see it for what it is, see what's unraveling and what that portends for us all in the future.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 02, 2023 08:03 AM (mupln)

89 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:04 AM (Zz0t1)

90 The repuke party is dead

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 02, 2023 08:04 AM (flINI)

91 We're f*cked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:04 AM (Zz0t1)

92 Trash found at bottom of untouched water in huge ocean hole: ‘Starkest reminder of the danger of climate change’

.. Climate Change produces trash ?
It can do anything

Posted by: SMOD at August 02, 2023 08:05 AM (8Sl/T)

93 The Centennial Light is the world's longest-lasting light bulb, burning since 1901, and almost never turned off. It is located at 4550 East Avenue, Livermore, California, and maintained by the Livermore-Pleasanton Fire Department.

*wipes tear*

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2023 08:05 AM (Q4IgG)

94 >> In a great example of women's soccer, Jamaica just eliminated Brazil from the World Cup with a scintillating 0-0 tie. In the 90+ minutes of action, Jamaica peppered the Brazil goalie with exactly zero shots on goal.

Wow, just wow - edge of your set thriller, eh?
Gotta love futball! No really - you must to be cool.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2023 08:05 AM (avru5)

95 Trump is entirely on his own and you could argue he should not participate in what is sure to be total charade/disaster of an RNC convention in Milwaukee.
Posted by: Voter theater. at August 02, 2023 08:03 AM (5xvZ1)

Repukes spending a single nickel in that fucking state is just a big old FUCK YOU.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 02, 2023 08:05 AM (BRHaw)

96 Good morning, Hordelings - and THANK YOU, JJ!!!

*nic has been appended*

Posted by: Doof (When in the course of human events...) at August 02, 2023 08:05 AM (StUJj)

97 There is also this thing called a "shill". Do you believe Levin really has Carshield because he is worried about experience car repairs?
Posted by: fd at August 02, 2023 07:59 AM (hTSHN)
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Yes, and also the heartbreak of psoriasis, and his ring around the collar, and he squeezes the Charmin too.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2023 08:06 AM (JvZF+)

98 The country has been overthrown, and whether or not Pence could have at least stopped the certification of the Electoral College results on January 6th, 2021, which considering the at best dubious and highly contested circumstances of the election results he had every legal and Constitutional authority and right to do, he abrogated that responsibility. Remember; this is not crying over spilled milk or mere sour grapes. The 2020 election results were compromised and there was a mountain of evidence that at a bare minimum cast major doubts on it.

Remember when Nancy Pelosi handed Pence the magic coin on the House floor?

Good times.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:06 AM (Zz0t1)

99 The Centennial Light is the world's longest-lasting light bulb, burning since 1901, and almost never turned off. It is located at 4550 East Avenue, Livermore, California, and maintained by the Livermore-Pleasanton Fire Department.

*wipes tear*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2023 08:05 AM (Q4IgG)
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One of the buildings on the campus where I work has an old-style incandescent light bulb over the main entrance. It looks really neat, but doesn't burn very bright.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 08:06 AM (YIVH2)

100 >>"Great day getting rid of incandescent bulbs.

Remind me again - why are these lightbulbs "bad?"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2023 08:06 AM (avru5)

101 that fucking state

Hey now.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at August 02, 2023 08:06 AM (45fpk)

102 I am surprised that Pence opened his traitor mouth against Trump (sarcasm)

Posted by: paulnjax at August 02, 2023 08:06 AM (O1n6R)

103 Carbon is the fourth most common element in the Universe.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 02, 2023 08:06 AM (BRHaw)

104 "Dumb question: incandescent bulbs give off heat. Do LED bulbs?"

No such thing as a dumb question. Unless it is about covid, election integrity, Deep State schemes, Dem corruption, Biden's dementia, laptops, climate science or anything else regarding the ruling class and their experts.

Posted by: Ripley at August 02, 2023 08:06 AM (KrJTL)

105 DeSantis-appointed district abolishes Disney board’s DEI and race-based programs: ‘illegal’ and ‘unAmerican.’

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 02, 2023 08:07 AM (BRHaw)

106 How the hell does a team get eliminated by a 0-0 tie?

Soccer is retarded.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 08:08 AM (xTRSc)

107 No such thing as a dumb question. Unless it is about covid, election integrity, Deep State schemes, Dem corruption, Biden's dementia, laptops, climate science or anything else regarding the ruling class and their experts.
Posted by: Ripley at August 02, 2023 08:06 AM (KrJTL)

Those aren't dumb questions, either. Illegal, apparently, but not dumb.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 08:09 AM (YwyqV)

108 “Arbitrary… Outdated!” – Yellen Outraged After Fitch Cuts USA’s AAA-Rating.

Scared old white woman yells at kids in the yard.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 02, 2023 08:09 AM (BRHaw)

109 The Never Trumpers. They have such a virulent hatred for the man, they would do anything to thwart his election or his policies, even if it destroys their country and even if Trump’s policies are the same ones that they favor.

this shoe fits quite comfortably on some around these parts

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 08:09 AM (us2H3)

110 n a great example of women's soccer, Jamaica just eliminated Brazil from the World Cup with a scintillating 0-0 tie. In the 90+ minutes of action, Jamaica peppered the Brazil goalie with exactly zero shots on goal.
Posted by: Wally

Fat, out of shape and sixty years old and I had the exact same amount of shots on goal.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 08:09 AM (WBgaM)

111 106 How the hell does a team get eliminated by a 0-0 tie?

Soccer is retarded.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 08:08 AM (xTRSc)

Nothing from nothing leaves nothing

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 02, 2023 08:09 AM (BRHaw)

112 Ignoring the Constitution is how the Junta works, and defying the Congress yet again Ann Carlson stll runs the Highway administration even after being rejected for the job by the Senate.

https://t.ly/PPooT

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 02, 2023 08:10 AM (WZ/rU)

113 I am going to avoid a rage inducing day by spending a lovely day (God willing) at the beach and the only thing I'm going to look at in the paper is the daily "wonderword" word search.
The headline in the NY Post about the Trump indictment was irritating enough.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2023 08:10 AM (Keyt1)

114 There are supposedly some exceptions in the light bulb rules. I'll have to look them up today. Neighbor lady gave me one of those wax melt things, really takes care of the tobacco smell and is a good night light. Takes a small base 20 watt.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 02, 2023 08:10 AM (0EOe9)

115 106 How the hell does a team get eliminated by a 0-0 tie?

Soccer is retarded.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 08:08 AM (xTRSc)

I know you don't really want to know, but screw it.

At the beginning of the world cup, each team is put into a group with 3 other teams. The team will play one game against the other teams. Winning a game gives you 3 points in the standings, tying gives you 1, and a loss 0. Top 2 out of the group advance to the standard tournament style rounds (win and advance, lose and go home).

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 08:11 AM (YwyqV)

116 Am I the only one not watching women's soccer?

Posted by: dantesed at August 02, 2023 08:11 AM (88xKn)

117 Soccer is retarded.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 08:08 AM (xTRSc)

Agree 1000%. I coached my kids soccers teams a (ahem) few years back. It’s one of a few sports I actively detest. And I’m known to watch golf on TV and the Tour de France bike race!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 02, 2023 08:11 AM (3WhGI)

118
Am I the only one not watching women's soccer?

Posted by: dantesed at August 02, 2023 08:11 AM

you are not alone

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 02, 2023 08:12 AM (ENBF0)

119 >Remind me again - why are these lightbulbs "bad?"

Posted by: Lizzy

they're not, really
But enough LED manufacturers threw enough money at enough members of Congress to get them legislated out of existence

Posted by: DB - suspect individual at August 02, 2023 08:12 AM (geLO8)

120 President Trump was indicted along with six co-conspirators, including Rudy Giuliani, who apparently Was Never Notified or Served in the Case

Jack Ass Smith

Posted by: SMOD at August 02, 2023 08:12 AM (8Sl/T)

121 Am I the only one not watching women's soccer?

Posted by: dantesed at August 02, 2023 08:11 AM (88xKn)

Nope. If I want to watch something that puts me to sleep, I turn on golf.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at August 02, 2023 08:12 AM (45fpk)

122 Good morning.

"... the American criminal justice system and our collective fealty to the Constitution will win out in the end, right?"

See, that's what I like about the Morning Report: allllll the humor.

[sigh]

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 02, 2023 08:12 AM (Rbu5d)

123 >>Am I the only one not watching women's soccer?

Posted by: dantesed

We are legion

Posted by: DB - suspect individual at August 02, 2023 08:12 AM (geLO8)

124 The credit rating game is another scam.
That this Tird World shithole Regime ever had a AAA rating is laughable

Posted by: Ex GOP at August 02, 2023 08:13 AM (4sJ6b)

125 I think the effort behind all the indictments on Trump is still to keep him off the ballot in '24. Some have said that's not possible, Constitutionally, but that rag no longer applies in political circles and certainly not in legal ones.

If Trump is indicted on any/all charges currently stacked up on him there will be a push from FedGov for states to keep his name off their ballots. Recall that nearly every government agency now has a 'role' to play in national elections so they can, if they want, enforce this. Successfully is debatable.

Whatever the case, Trump will likely run as a write-in, 3rd party, whatever. He'll also likely come in 2nd to whomever the left wants to install in the White House with the GOP candidate a distant third.

If that comes to fruition it'd be a sweet kick in the crotch for the GOP.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2023 08:13 AM (Q4IgG)

126 Soccer is retarded.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 08:08 AM (xTRSc)

other than the brain, the human hand is probably the most amazing thing around

yet in soccer, 10 out of 11 players are forbidden from using their hands

yep, retarded euro trash

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 08:13 AM (us2H3)

127 116 Am I the only one not watching women's soccer?
Posted by: dantesed at August 02, 2023 08:11 AM (88xKn)

I have never not watch womens soccer more.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 02, 2023 08:13 AM (BRHaw)

128 Hiya

Posted by: JT at August 02, 2023 08:13 AM (T4tVD)

129 I just looked in the catch all kitchen drawer. I have two spare bulbs, LEDs. Looked on the box, made in Hungary.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 02, 2023 08:14 AM (0EOe9)

130 >>Nope. If I want to watch something that puts me to sleep, I turn on golf.

Posted by: grammie winger

Bob Ross videos for me

Posted by: DB - suspect individual at August 02, 2023 08:14 AM (geLO8)

131 And in today's local political news, my fellow candidate and I filmed a little piece for cable (Yes; I understand nobody watches that.

I felt like I was filming something for the underground opposition during the Soviet Union, because the building was largely empty and I had a wander around outside to try find the unmarked entrance to the studio. Finally my friend picked me up in his car to take me to the entrance.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2023 08:14 AM (Keyt1)

132 “Our country is more important than one man,” adding, “Our constitution is more important than any one man’s career.” - Mike "Filthy Rotten Asshole" Pence

So Pence hands it over to a man who has demonstrated for over a half century, that given power, will destroy both the Constitution and the Nation that once existed under it.

For a man whose worse crimes were mean tweets and saying "pussy", one thing he didn't do was torch the Constitution, take the FUSA to third world status and on the brink of WW3 with Russia a/o China.

As I keep saying: The fastest way to demon possession is to live in Babylon DC. Pence has proven that he was never a Christian and worn the faith as a cynical skinsuit.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 02, 2023 08:15 AM (p8A+W)

133 The states that might try to keep Trump off the ballot are nearly all Deep Blue, no? And doing so may have unintended consequences for the Left like reduced turnout for the D nominee.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 02, 2023 08:16 AM (RqMSv)

134 Have fun at the beach, Fen.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 08:16 AM (xTRSc)

135 Am I the only one not watching women's soccer?
Posted by: dantesed at August 02, 2023 08:11 AM (88xKn)

No; It's a regular topic here-the loathing of soccer or "kickball" as it's called, and especially womens
s kickball.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2023 08:16 AM (Keyt1)

136 I watch women's soccer less than women's basketball

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2023 08:16 AM (JvZF+)

137 If that comes to fruition it'd be a sweet kick in the crotch for the GOP.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2023 08:13 AM (Q4IgG)
---
I don't think they'll care.

They are all-in on being the Democrats' bitch.

They'll get their crumbs of graft and call that "winning."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 08:16 AM (YIVH2)

138 One of my sons plays soccer and is very good. Being a dedicated father I go to all the games and damn is it boring to watch, expect at the end of a close game. I could never sit though a whole game if my kid wasn't involved. Even free tickets to the World Cup wouldn't interest me.

Posted by: Ripley at August 02, 2023 08:17 AM (KrJTL)

139 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 08:16 AM (xTRSc)

Thanks; That's nice of you, brother.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2023 08:17 AM (Keyt1)

140 It's National Ice Cream Sandwich Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 02, 2023 08:17 AM (NpAcC)

141 I'd like to see the Venn diagram of a nil-nil tie soccer game.

Posted by: Muldoon, not quite sure how this meme works at August 02, 2023 08:17 AM (l4B/J)

142 >Nope. If I want to watch something that puts me to sleep, I turn on golf.

Posted by: grammie winger

you don't find watching Jordan Spieth hit from the lady's tee box scintillating ??

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 08:18 AM (us2H3)

143 DeSantis needs to fire his campaign staff. What a disaster. Throw off the shackles of a GOP establishment with a lousy track record and just speak freely. Unless of course DeSantis doesn't actually know what time it is, which I assumed he did based on what he is doing as governor.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 02, 2023 08:18 AM (fs1hN)

144 "'We need to be saved from ourselves,' Ann Carlson said before joining Biden [junta]."

You first, cupcake.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 02, 2023 08:18 AM (Rbu5d)

145 Hiya

Posted by: JT at August 02, 2023 08:13 AM (T4tVD)

I might have sent you an email, JT.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2023 08:18 AM (Angsy)

146 other than the brain, the human hand is probably the most amazing thing around

yet in soccer, 10 out of 11 players are forbidden from using their hands

yep, retarded euro trash

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 08:13 AM (us2H3)

This is one heck of a way to look at it.

And I agree 100%.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

147 you don't find watching Jordan Spieth hit from the lady's tee box scintillating ??

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 08:18 AM (us2H3)

I do actually watch and enjoy golf. Never played, but I admire the skills of those that do.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at August 02, 2023 08:19 AM (45fpk)

148 138 One of my sons plays soccer and is very good. Being a dedicated father I go to all the games and damn is it boring to watch, expect at the end of a close game. I could never sit though a whole game if my kid wasn't involved. Even free tickets to the World Cup wouldn't interest me.
Posted by: Ripley at August 02, 2023 08:17 AM (KrJTL)

Really, the game is too long. The end is exciting, b/c no one is holding anything back on the exertion front (finally). If they broke it into (4) 10 minute quarters with 5 minutes b/w quarters, there'd be a lot more attack and counter attack. A lot less possession.

Could also add a "once you've moved the ball beyond the midline, you can't kick it back to the goalie" rule.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 08:19 AM (YwyqV)

149 DeSantis needs to fire his campaign staff. What a disaster. Throw off the shackles of a GOP establishment with a lousy track record and just speak freely. Unless of course DeSantis doesn't actually know what time it is, which I assumed he did based on what he is doing as governor.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 02, 2023 08:18 AM

He is doing exactly what his big donors want him to do, they are driving the desantis train at the moment because trump has hoovered up almost all of the small donor $$$.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 02, 2023 08:19 AM (QNSds)

150 Good Morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear into the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2023 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

151
Remind me again - why are these lightbulbs "bad?"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2023 08:06 AM

They give off heat. In my kitchen I was really glad to put in LED's. Working in there with six of those little heaters a foot and a half off my scalp was not pleasant in the spring, summer, and fall.

Also, the total of 6 50 watt incandescent = 300 watts per hour
The total of the equivalent LED's = 60 watts per hour

In the long run a decent savings on your electric bill. Another big plus is they last a long, long time. If you have them in locations where the bulb is hard to change you'll be grateful you might never have to replace them again.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2023 08:19 AM (enJYY)

152 It's National Ice Cream Sandwich Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 02, 2023 08:17 AM (NpAcC)

Seems like we've had this day recently as I distinctly remember going to the freezer and getting a nice Blue Bell ice cream sandwich to the chagrin of our resident bacon wench.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

153 "I was so afraid of him coming into the shower with me that I would wait until late at night to take my showers"

~~ Ashley Biden, pages 67-68 of her diary

Biden is one sick scumbag pedo.

By the way, Ashley Biden's lawyer (who sicced the Feds on Project Veritas over the diary) also is E. Jean Carroll's lawyer. Shocka.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 02, 2023 08:20 AM (1oVpq)

154 I'm sorry but if you still can't see why supporting Trump is the only option we have left, you have completely lost your mind.

As I have said, I will concede that every slur, slander and insult the left levies against Trump is true.
And it's utterly, completely and absolutely irrelevant-- they have raped and tortured the law into a abominable perversion that has no interest in justice. That is the only issue now.

This is not about Trump, this doesn't end with Trump: They are coming for you and me--all of us.
Are you really so stupid to think they won't throw your ass in jail on January 21, 2025 for insurrection because you posted on Facebook that Biden didn't win?
"Fraud against the government" for saying things the government deems false? There is no limit to who can be jailed under that standard.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 02, 2023 08:20 AM (kqRg2)

155 In the long run a decent savings on your electric bill. Another big plus is they last a long, long time. If you have them in locations where the bulb is hard to change you'll be grateful you might never have to replace them again.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2023 08:19 AM (enJYY)

I'm in favor of choice.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at August 02, 2023 08:21 AM (45fpk)

156 I sent a letter to my best friend. We have been friends since 10th grade.
I got it back. "Return to Sender. House vacant. Unable to forward. "

Calls and emails are unanswered. Gulp.

Got to try and find out what is going on.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2023 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

157 soon, we will have to move to "National .... morning" and "National .... Afternoon"

there are just so many days and too many indulgences

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 08:21 AM (us2H3)

158 Like many, I have hundreds of incandescent bulbs stockpiled.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 02, 2023 07:52 AM (s4xcq)
---
A buddy of mine has around 20K stockpiled in his attic, I think.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 07:53 AM (YIVH2)
******
Wow. I was just going to say I have a lot (75).
Does he store them in a warehouse?

Posted by: redridinghood at August 02, 2023 08:22 AM (NpAcC)

159 General, West Point Professor Ran Shadow Investigation to Hunt Down and Silence Military Whistleblower for Mean Tweets

An Army three-star general and a West Point associate professor used government resources in an unofficial investigation to hunt down and punish an anonymous active-duty whistleblower who criticized Army leaders and the Biden administration on social media, according to private emails and text messages obtained exclusively by Breitbart News. . .

Ugh, it's like Mean Girls but in uniform. Catty, but with realworld consequences. When dd it become necessary to dox and destroy the lives of people who simply disagree with you?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2023 08:22 AM (avru5)

160 If you have them in locations where the bulb is hard to change you'll be grateful you might never have to replace them again.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2023 08:19 AM (enJYY)

You'll have to replace them. The misnomer that LED's never burn out is exactly that. A misnomer.

You know how many diodes I've replaced in my former career as a board level troubleshooter? Plenty.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

161 I watched the women's soccer this morning while riding the exercise bike. It keeps my heart from racing.
I was stunned by the lack of athleticism. The Jamaica goalie struggled to catch the ball, which is her one job. That despite the fact that the balls were coming in at a speed slower than a retirement village driver.

Posted by: Wally at August 02, 2023 08:22 AM (VEm33)

162 My bulb, my choice.

Posted by: Put it on a T-shirt at August 02, 2023 08:23 AM (NBVIP)

163 Nice precedent that's being set by the indictment of Trump

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 02, 2023 08:23 AM (vHIgi)

164 Soccer would be more exciting if there was no goalie.

Posted by: dantesed at August 02, 2023 08:23 AM (88xKn)

165 "Outdated"....?

Does Yellen intend to imply that this rating drop should have happened years ago?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2023 08:23 AM (/EuRN)

166 "Could also add a "once you've moved the ball beyond the midline, you can't kick it back to the goalie" rule.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric"

Or make more like Calvin-ball (make up rules as you go)

Posted by: Ripley at August 02, 2023 08:23 AM (KrJTL)

167 Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2023 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

Hey, Salty dear. I sent you and e-mail in response to your letter. Did you get it? If not, I'll have to send it again or send snail mail. I didn't want you to think I was ignoring you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2023 08:24 AM (Keyt1)

168 My soccer watching consists of Ted Lasso.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at August 02, 2023 08:24 AM (45fpk)

169 0 0

Posted by: Muldoon, not quite sure how this meme works at August 02, 2023 08:24 AM (l4B/J)

170 157 soon, we will have to move to "National .... morning" and "National .... Afternoon"

there are just so many days and too many indulgences
Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 08:21 AM (us2H3)

National Sorry I'm Late To The Prayer Breakfast Morning?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2023 08:25 AM (/EuRN)

171 Keep your laws off my table lamp

Posted by: DB - suspect individual at August 02, 2023 08:25 AM (geLO8)

172 other than the brain, the human hand is probably the most amazing thing around

Boobs. Sorry.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 08:25 AM (WBgaM)

173 Hiya

Posted by: JT at August 02, 2023 08:13 AM (T4tVD)

I might have sent you an email, JT.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

And I might have replied !

Posted by: JT at August 02, 2023 08:25 AM (T4tVD)

174 Or make more like Calvin-ball (make up rules as you go)
Posted by: Ripley at August 02, 2023 08:23 AM (KrJTL)

Sorry, I just can't support anarchy. Fun to read in the comics, though.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 08:26 AM (YwyqV)

175 >>“Our country is more important than one man,” adding, “Our constitution is more important than any one man’s career.” - Mike "Filthy Rotten Asshole" Pence

And yet so many in DC are happily *trashing* the Constitution to destroy one man.
You've got it more right than you realize, Pence - our country is more important that the quest to get Trump.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2023 08:26 AM (avru5)

176 {{{ grammie winger}}}

I trust you and the Rev are thriving,

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2023 08:26 AM (u82oZ)

177 Soccer would be more exciting if there was no goalie.
Posted by: dantesed at August 02, 2023 08:23 AM (88xKn)

Soccer would be more exciting if it were hockey.

Was in a restaurant with the wife and FiL the other day. They had a WWC game on and I happened to glance at the TV. They were in a delay as one of the players was shot by a sniper, apparently. They huddled around the wounded for several minutes before bringing out the stretcher. As the stretcher approached to remove the wounded from the battlefield, she got up and walked off the field under her own power.

They added 12+ minutes of 'stoppage time.'

This is not a sport......it's shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)

178 The NYT homepage is an orgy of articles about the Trump indictment. 11 pieces at the very top. Nothing on Biden reveals, natch.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 02, 2023 08:26 AM (RqMSv)

179 As I keep saying: The fastest way to demon possession is to live in Babylon DC. Pence has proven that he was never a Christian and worn the faith as a cynical skinsuit.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at August 02, 2023 08:15 AM (p8A+W)

you forgot demanding RESPECT

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 02, 2023 08:27 AM (BRHaw)

180 National Sorry I'm Late To The Prayer Breakfast Morning?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2023 08:25 AM (/EuRN)

You would have been on time if you hadn't stopped to spend $20 on the way to the event.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 08:27 AM (YwyqV)

181 National Sorry I'm Late To The Prayer Breakfast Morning?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2023 08:25 AM (/EuRN)

National Rub One Out Afternoon

Posted by: Nancy "packing" Mace at August 02, 2023 08:27 AM (us2H3)

182 Could also add a "once you've moved the ball beyond the midline, you can't kick it back to the goalie" rule.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric"

Or make more like Calvin-ball (make up rules as you go)
Posted by: Ripley

Smear The Queer With The Ball,

aka,

You Wanna Flop, Ill Give You A Reason To Flop

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 08:27 AM (WBgaM)

183 >>Soccer would be more exciting if there was no goalie.

Full contact. And you can use your hands. And throw the ball which would be oblong shape.

And we could call it rugby. There I fixed soccer.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2023 08:27 AM (ZLI7S)

184 Could also add a "once you've moved the ball beyond the midline, you can't kick it back to the goalie" rule.

*******

Make the field about one fifth the size, flood it with water and freeze it, change the ball for a small vulcanized rubber disk, and give the players sticks.

Posted by: Muldoon, not quite sure how this meme works at August 02, 2023 08:27 AM (l4B/J)

185 other than the brain, the human hand is probably the most amazing thing around

Boobs. Sorry.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 08:25 AM (WBgaM)

He's right, you know.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

186 What are all those folks who chicken at home going to use to keep their birds warm and the water from freezing in the winter? Some have actual heaters. Most use incandescent bulbs.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2023 08:27 AM (Q4IgG)

187 rickb223

Nay. The Hand bra is wonderful, if a tad awkward.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2023 08:27 AM (u82oZ)

188 [takes dollar, looks around furtively]
Word on the street is, LED bulbs don't give off true light, which demons and devils find troublesome. LEDs only trick your eyes, but do not help to drive away the evil any more. This is why they love them, and why they fear incandescent light.

Posted by: Johnny The Shoeshine Guy at August 02, 2023 08:27 AM (r6zxK)

189 I trust you and the Rev are thriving,

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2023 08:26 AM (u82oZ)

Good morning! To tell you the truth, we both have parts that are wearing out. I don't want to say which parts, as this is a family-friendly blog. /

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at August 02, 2023 08:28 AM (45fpk)

190 We need a plan B. The cool kids and grownups and media-scum are going to take Trump out by hook or by crook.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at August 02, 2023 08:28 AM (ks32F)

191 Keep your pronouncements off my filaments.

Posted by: It sorta works at August 02, 2023 08:29 AM (NBVIP)

192 Soccer and chickens and light bulbs… Oh My!! Morning Horde.

Posted by: tubal at August 02, 2023 08:29 AM (PCK5/)

193 What are all those folks who chicken at home going to use to keep their birds warm and the water from freezing in the winter? Some have actual heaters. Most use incandescent bulbs.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2023 08:27 AM (Q4IgG)

That's what I'm worried about too.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at August 02, 2023 08:29 AM (45fpk)

194 Martini Farmer

Just another way to make all Americans criminals.
Like speed limits.

Insist on a jury trial if arrested for owning incandescent bulbs. I would nullify that in a heartbeat.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2023 08:29 AM (u82oZ)

195 Puck Fence.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2023 08:29 AM (/EuRN)

196 Do the chicks in soccer flop as much as the "men"?

I'm not watching either.

Posted by: DOYLE at August 02, 2023 08:29 AM (Z8Yh2)

197 And because I won't be here, I'll have to miss the various babes and boobettes. Babes are pretty women dressed modestly (yay!) as opposed to boobettes who heed to show off their "assets". For whatever reason, the recent ladies are a little more modest.

So here is a pretty woman in a modest swimsuit. Please note; I do not look like this.

but she is quite pretty and bonus, IMO, she's smiling instead of looking as if her grandmother just died:

https://tinyurl.com/yp9ak5n6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2023 08:29 AM (Keyt1)

198 Boobs. Sorry.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 08:25 AM (WBgaM)

well, I've seen breast reduction and breast removal

but I have yet to see the same in a person's hands

Posted by: Nancy at August 02, 2023 08:29 AM (us2H3)

199
Word on the street is, LED bulbs don't give off true light, which demons and devils find troublesome. LEDs only trick your eyes, but do not help to drive away the evil any more. This is why they love them, and why they fear incandescent light.

Posted by: Johnny The Shoeshine Guy at August 02, 2023 08:27 AM

that's probably the most coherent and plausible explanation for the incandescent bulb ban

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 02, 2023 08:30 AM (ENBF0)

200 If the Irish had colonized the World, it'd be the World Cup of Gaelic Football, not soccer. Round ball. Lots of contact, but no tackling. So fast, you don't need an offside rule, which is the bane of soccer. Aussie rules is a derivative played with a rugby ball on a cricket ground.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 02, 2023 08:31 AM (RqMSv)

201 Seems like we've had this day recently as I distinctly remember going to the freezer and getting a nice Blue Bell ice cream sandwich to the chagrin of our resident bacon wench.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)
******
Can't remember. Today you have permission to eat the whole box.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 02, 2023 08:31 AM (NpAcC)

202 I'm sorry but if you still can't see why supporting Trump is the only option we have left, you have completely lost your mind.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 02, 2023 08:20 AM (kqRg2)
================
GFY. Passive voice horseshit still stinks. Trump closed the country "for two weeks" and forced the vax on us. Trump appointed so many of the traitors we are dealing with today, like Chris Wray, and Trump lost to a dumb old man who never left his damn basement, a guy who lost a debate to Kamala Harris of all people.

Trump is a great man in many ways, but he's old, and a proven loser against the Junta. I'll vote for him if he's the nominee but I hope he isn't.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 02, 2023 08:31 AM (9gniQ)

203 If they let soccer players CC, it would be better

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 08:31 AM (us2H3)

204 but I have yet to see the same in a person's hands
Posted by: Nancy at August 02, 2023 08:29 AM (us2H3)

Ever been to Saudi Arabia?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 02, 2023 08:31 AM (/EuRN)

205 grammie winger - I don't belong here

Ok, then. Uh ... less mattress shredding, headboard smashing, yodel sex and more hugs?

The kids are still asleep. So I cans say that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2023 08:31 AM (u82oZ)

206 So you can be a meek little mouse. Do what they say. Don't offend. Support Good Republicans.
Shut up about fraud.
Shut up about corruption.
Do as you're told.
Stay in line.

And when the Good Republican loses 40 states, sleep well in the prison you helped build because your conscience couldn't bear supporting Trump the Criminal.
Take comfort that you no longer have to defend That Man.
He broke The Law, after all. He caused his own troubles. He was arrogant, stupid, reckless ... and now you can finally agree with Big Brothers--dangerous.
He will be gone. And the Right People are forever in charge.
Sleep the sleep of a favored slave ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 02, 2023 08:31 AM (kqRg2)

207 I thought the lightbulb ban had already been in effect for some time.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 08:32 AM (xTRSc)

208 203 If they let soccer players CC, it would be better
Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 08:31 AM (us2H3)

CC?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 08:32 AM (YwyqV)

209 Which is worse, watching of full women's soccer game or a Dem presidential debate?

Posted by: Ripley at August 02, 2023 08:32 AM (KrJTL)

210 We have the illusion of coolness this morning.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 02, 2023 08:33 AM (aD39U)

211 Jesus said that if your hand was your problem, you should cut it off. His disciples stuck with Him all the way to their deaths - but none of them cut off their hands.
Hands are amazing.

Posted by: Wally at August 02, 2023 08:33 AM (VEm33)

212 FenelonSpoke

She seems like a nice, young lass. Please show a picture of her widowed grandmother for us more realistic types.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2023 08:34 AM (u82oZ)

213 It's also,
Regatta Day. ⛵️

Posted by: redridinghood at August 02, 2023 08:34 AM (NpAcC)

214
And I might have replied !

Posted by: JT at August 02, 2023 08:25 AM (T4tVD)

My email's slow.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2023 08:34 AM (Angsy)

215 I've watched Australian Rules football the other day and the score was 95-88 or something.

Posted by: dantesed at August 02, 2023 08:35 AM (88xKn)

216 It's also,
Regatta Day. ⛵️
Posted by: redridinghood at August 02, 2023 08:34 AM (NpAcC)

You asked for it!
https://youtu.be/GN-nXWHkVpA

Posted by: Doof (When in the course of human events...) at August 02, 2023 08:35 AM (StUJj)

217 209 Which is worse, watching of full women's soccer game or a Dem presidential debate?
____

Watching a Dem debate and the women's soccer game at the same time. The combination of boring and stupid would cause an implosion.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 02, 2023 08:35 AM (fs1hN)

218 ******
Can't remember. Today you have permission to eat the whole box.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 02, 2023 08:31 AM (NpAcC)

Speaking of....wife took her dad home yesterday. They stopped at 2 grocery stores in the area to which the result had him visibly and vocally pissed off because neither store had popsicles. You see, that's a very important food group in his world.

She will now have to wake up early, head to the nearest larger town (30 minutes away) to see if there's been a run on popsicles or if she can stave off his eminent demise should there be none available.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

219 Now, women’s pickleball, on the other hand…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 08:36 AM (xTRSc)

220 As always, when it comes to Dem Power-Tripping :

Who's going to stop them?

Posted by: XTC at August 02, 2023 08:36 AM (UnA8+)

221 Have a great day, everyone.

Hold those close to you. Life is short.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2023 08:36 AM (u82oZ)

222 Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 02, 2023 08:34 AM (u82oZ)

You're so funny. Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2023 08:36 AM (Keyt1)

223
You asked for it!
https://youtu.be/GN-nXWHkVpA
Posted by: Doof (When in the course of human events...) at August 02, 2023 08:35 AM (StUJj)

I KNEW it.

Well played, sir....well played.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

224 Pence has proven that he was never a Christian

One hears from so many perfected Christians any more, it's mildly surprising you haven't all killed each other. Yet again.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 02, 2023 08:36 AM (4PZHB)

225 Seems like we've had this day recently as I distinctly remember going to the freezer and getting a nice Blue Bell ice cream sandwich to the chagrin of our resident bacon wench.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)
---
You have your own bacon wench???

Lucky bastard...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 08:36 AM (YIVH2)

226 So math is persecuting Yellin? What a strong intelligent woman!

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 08:37 AM (GdApK)

227 >>It's also,
Regatta Day.

That it is. 12 Meter World Championships continue today.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2023 08:37 AM (ZLI7S)

228
CC?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 08:32 AM (YwyqV)

I'm going with "concealed carry."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

229 after the SCOTUS slapped down Trump's Javert 8-0

Smith wanted to retry Bob McDonnell

that was a bridge too far even for Loretta Lynch

she shut him down

Smith was asking for 10-12 years for Bob

the guy is nutz

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 08:37 AM (us2H3)

230 >> Trump lost to a dumb old man who never left his damn basement, a guy who lost a debate to Kamala Harris of all people.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 02, 2023 08:31 AM (9gniQ)

You really think Trump lost???

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 02, 2023 08:37 AM (3WhGI)

231 Now, women’s pickleball, on the other hand…
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 08:36 AM (xTRSc)

I rate this as partially true

Posted by: Doof (When in the course of human events...) at August 02, 2023 08:37 AM (StUJj)

232 What is the Future for America’s Experiment with Democracy? (We're not a fucking democracy, dammit! - jjs

When I read this headline outloud, mydelightful spouse replied:
"We are a democracy because Big Brother tells us we are a democracy. We love Big Brother."

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 02, 2023 08:37 AM (Rbu5d)

233 Hands are amazing.

*******

Well, rhumb are and thumb aren't.

Posted by: Muldoon, not quite sure how this meme works at August 02, 2023 08:38 AM (l4B/J)

234 ---
You have your own bacon wench???

Lucky bastard...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 08:36 AM (YIVH2)

I speak of The Horde's Official Bacon Wench, of course.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

235 Morning Horde, thx JJ. The headline "thousands protest in Gaza, demand end to Hamas rule" will be followed next week by the headline "thousands of bodies found floating in Mediterranean, Hamas blames tragic boating accidents "

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 02, 2023 08:38 AM (+GNRW)

236 CC?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 08:32 AM (YwyqV)

I'm going with "concealed carry."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

I don't recall that ending well in the Last Boyscout.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 08:38 AM (YwyqV)

237 We need a plan B. The cool kids and grownups and media-scum are going to take Trump out by hook or by crook.
---
The only reason to have a back-up plan is to expose the flaws in your main plan.

What exactly is the viable back-up to, "they broke multiple laws, norms and regulations to eliminate the top contender?"
How does the back-up overcome that exact same attack?

There is no back-up plan withingl the rules possible ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 02, 2023 08:38 AM (kqRg2)

238 I KNEW it.

Well played, sir....well played.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

Center cut fast ball -- had to knock it out of the park!

Posted by: Doof (When in the course of human events...) at August 02, 2023 08:39 AM (StUJj)

239
I don't recall that ending well in the Last Boyscout.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 08:38 AM (YwyqV)

But you WATCHED it......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:39 AM (Zz0t1)

240 Morning Horde, thx JJ. The headline "thousands protest in Gaza, demand end to Hamas rule" will be followed next week by the headline "thousands of bodies found floating in Mediterranean, Hamas blames ~~tragic boating accidents~~ the Jews "
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 02, 2023 08:38 AM (+GNRW)
---
There...Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 08:40 AM (YIVH2)

241 230 >> Trump lost to a dumb old man who never left his damn basement, a guy who lost a debate to Kamala Harris of all people.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 02, 2023 08:31 AM (9gniQ)

You really think Trump lost???
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 02, 2023 08:37 AM (3WhGI)

Define “ lost”, I suppose??

Posted by: tubal at August 02, 2023 08:40 AM (PCK5/)

242 This country is a shithole and the Democrats are the cause.

They are pure shit, through and through. Not just the elected one -- anyone enrolled as a Democrat is pure shit.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 02, 2023 08:40 AM (lf83v)

243 Didn’t Nanzi Pelosi outlaw the three way light bulb? Nanzi is not woke.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 08:40 AM (GdApK)

244 Hiya Grammie !

Posted by: JT at August 02, 2023 08:40 AM (T4tVD)

245 168 My soccer watching consists of Ted Lasso.
Posted by: grammie winger

A show so bad that the writer's and actor's strike doesn't effect it .

Posted by: Auspex at August 02, 2023 08:40 AM (j4U/Z)

246 Now women's beach volleyball...

Posted by: Gets good ratings at August 02, 2023 08:41 AM (NBVIP)

247 Kill the Dems and save the world from climate change.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 08:41 AM (GdApK)

248 Hands are amazing.

********

They even get their own holiday...Palm Sunday!

Posted by: Muldoon, not quite sure how this meme works at August 02, 2023 08:42 AM (l4B/J)

249 The electrons go bad if you stock your light bulbs in a hot attic.

Posted by: Hints From Heloise at August 02, 2023 08:42 AM (c7yUw)

250 Ricotta day is next week. Cavatelli out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Lasagna Parmigana at August 02, 2023 08:42 AM (r6zxK)

251 218 I’m with your FiL on the popsicle issue, Sponge.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 08:42 AM (xTRSc)

252 Women’s beach volleyball understands incentivisation…

Posted by: tubal at August 02, 2023 08:42 AM (PCK5/)

253 Posted by: Johnny The Shoeshine Guy at August 02, 2023 08:27 AM (r6zxK)

Read reviews of the Naked Gun movies, a lot of people were complaining that Johnny wasn't in the movies. His role was only to move the story along in the half hour series, they had more time in the movies that they didn't need him.

Could have still used him, though.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 02, 2023 08:42 AM (Angsy)

254 "Learn Your A-B-CCPs: China Spent $17 Million Funding U.S. Schools"

So what language should we learn: Mandarin, Wu, Min, or Yue?
choices, choices.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 02, 2023 08:43 AM (Rbu5d)

255 I could only make it through the first 10 minutes of the new Justified last night. Guess it's just they had a tough act to follow.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 02, 2023 08:43 AM (0EOe9)

256 "It's huge." Riley Gaines on Oklahoma Governor Stitt

actual Hot Air headline

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 08:44 AM (us2H3)

257 255 I could only make it through the first 10 minutes of the new Justified last night. Guess it's just they had a tough act to follow.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 02, 2023 08:43 AM (0EOe9)

Woke, or just plodding?

Posted by: tubal at August 02, 2023 08:44 AM (PCK5/)

258 Just like life, there are the corrupt in the blog comments.

Thankfully, it's a small number. 3% like everything else.

Except in Congress, I go with 97% corrupt.

Posted by: DOYLE at August 02, 2023 08:44 AM (Z8Yh2)

259 This kangaroo court indictment - how does Trump defeat it? Will an appeal to the SCOTUS save him? Is there any recourse against the obvious bias of the judge? Who can impeach her?

Posted by: Iris at August 02, 2023 08:44 AM (n3DL0)

260 Hiya JT!

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at August 02, 2023 08:45 AM (45fpk)

261 This country is a shithole and the Democrats are the cause.

They are pure shit, through and through. Not just the elected one -- anyone enrolled as a Democrat is pure shit.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 02, 2023 08:40 AM (lf83v)
*****
💯!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at August 02, 2023 08:45 AM (NpAcC)

262 They even get their own holiday...Palm Sunday!

Posted by: Muldoon, not quite sure how this meme works at August 02, 2023 08:42 AM (l4B/J)

That's sooo bad.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at August 02, 2023 08:46 AM (45fpk)

263 Mike Ponce will never wash of the stink of cowardice, no matter how much he strikes out at others. He's a loathsome little man who watched an election full of irregularities, now many documented, and let the steal happen. He will gladly sit by and watch it happen again, pretending all is well.

Mike, you're gum on the shoe of most Americans. Perhaps a stain in the underwear there to remind of of what a shameful, smelly, shart you are.

Posted by: Truthbomb at August 02, 2023 08:46 AM (g1ha0)

264 255 I could only make it through the first 10 minutes of the new Justified last night. Guess it's just they had a tough act to follow.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 02, 2023 08:43 AM (0EOe9)

Woke, or just plodding?
Posted by: tubal at August 02, 2023 08:44 AM (PCK5/)

The daughter character is completely annoying and the villain is cartoonish. It just doesn’t measure up to the original IMHO

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 02, 2023 08:46 AM (3WhGI)

265 Passive voice horseshit still stinks.
---
Heh.

Okay.

Soon to rattle the prison bars, "guard I hate Trump too! Let me out!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 02, 2023 08:46 AM (kqRg2)

266 I still have serious doubts that they will even be trials before the election, esp in FL

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 08:46 AM (us2H3)

267 261 This country is a shithole and the Democrats are the cause.

They are pure shit, through and through. Not just the elected one -- anyone enrolled as a Democrat is pure shit.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 02, 2023 08:40 AM (lf83v)

yep

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 08:47 AM (us2H3)

268 Except in Congress, I go with 97% corrupt.
Posted by: DOYLE at August 02, 2023 08:44 AM (Z8Yh2)

Everyone's corrupt except my congress-critter! That's why we keep sending him back to fight for us!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 08:48 AM (YwyqV)

269 In my unsophisticated analysis, all that is and will be done to Trump is to serve as an object lesson for the rest of us.

Posted by: tubal at August 02, 2023 08:48 AM (PCK5/)

270
This kangaroo court indictment - how does Trump defeat it? Will an appeal to the SCOTUS save him? Is there any recourse against the obvious bias of the judge? Who can impeach her?

Posted by: Iris at August 02, 2023 08:44 AM

The Supreme Court could, if it chose 'pull' the case to them. Which I believe should be done. This is a former President, running for office again. Time is of the essence.

Enough with this Banana Republic bullshit.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2023 08:48 AM (enJYY)

271 I've seen the first three of the new Justified and find it good.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 02, 2023 08:48 AM (RqMSv)

272 Some Texas state agencies makesits employees take a DEI class calling it EEO training. Seriously... I'm doing it right now. 🤯🙄🤯

Posted by: lin-duh at August 02, 2023 08:50 AM (UUBmN)

273 I’m with your FiL on the popsicle issue, Sponge.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 08:42 AM (xTRSc)

He eats 10 to 12 a day and thinks it's great because they're "sugar free."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

274 I left Justified because the show centered on too many marginal concepts.

Posted by: Muldoon, not quite sure how this meme works at August 02, 2023 08:51 AM (l4B/J)

275 Mrs Luntz is gonna have to do something she loathes

put out

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 08:51 AM (us2H3)

276 They should find the people on these tainted juries and put them. These prosecutors could not get away with this without a poisoned, willing biased jury from DC, New York or some other liberal shithole.

You want to use the justice system as a biased political weapon? There needs to be a price for that or else it never ends.

Posted by: Truthbomb at August 02, 2023 08:51 AM (g1ha0)

277 U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan checks a lot of diversity and intersectional boxes. Gee, how was she assigned to Trump's latest case?

Minority race (I'll give you one guess)

Female/woman/birthing person/woke term of the day

Immigrant - born in Jamaica (no info about how and when she became a US citizen)

Descendant of slaves (Jamaican, not US, though)

Yup, I am suuuure she was simply next in the rotation when a judge was needed for Trump's latest sham case.

Posted by: Gref at August 02, 2023 08:51 AM (AMIL/)

278 So here is a pretty woman in a modest swimsuit. Please note; I do not look like this. but she is quite pretty and bonus, IMO, she's smiling instead of looking as if her grandmother just died:

https://tinyurl.com/yp9ak5n6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

That one is lovely, Fen.

Posted by: Oedipus at August 02, 2023 08:51 AM (Z6vKV)

279 272 Some Texas state agencies makesits employees take a DEI class calling it EEO training. Seriously... I'm doing it right now. 🤯🙄🤯
Posted by: lin-duh at August 02, 2023 08:50 AM (UUBmN)

Don't mess with Texas, or something...

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 08:52 AM (YwyqV)

280 You've got it more right than you realize, Pence - our country is more important that the quest to get Trump
---
I think you have expressed the thought more succinctly than I.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 02, 2023 08:52 AM (kqRg2)

281 The Mar a Lago charges are indeed " strong". Of course they are also very selectively applied against one particular orange ex president. Pence is a vile and disgusting traitor.

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2023 08:53 AM (FQmDC)

282
https://tinyurl.com/yp9ak5n6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

That one is lovely, Fen.
Posted by: Oedipus at August 02, 2023 08:51 AM (Z6vKV)

Mind the gap.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

283 He eats 10 to 12 a day and thinks it's great because they're "sugar free."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

when you are old, you should do what you damn well please

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 08:53 AM (us2H3)

284 The Supreme Court could, if it chose 'pull' the case to them. Which I believe should be done. This is a former President, running for office again. Time is of the essence.

Enough with this Banana Republic bullshit.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2023 08:48 AM

I would hope that they are just waiting for most of the coming federal indictments to drop. Because even if they take this specific case, garland is going to keep issuing indictments forever in an effort to bankrupt trump and his campaign.

And remember, these are criminal indictments not civil ones, with few exceptions trump has to personally appear in court for most of the hearings.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 02, 2023 08:53 AM (QNSds)

285
Don't mess with Texas, or something...
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 08:52 AM (YwyqV)

She lives near the not so Texas city of Austin, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

286 He eats 10 to 12 a day and thinks it's great because they're "sugar free."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)
===
Sweet is often the thing elders can taste best, like all the senses taste diminishes with age.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2023 08:54 AM (JvZF+)

287 Monkeys have both prehensile tails and opposable thumbs. They have us beat by a mile.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 08:54 AM (DmtxH)

288
when you are old, you should do what you damn well please

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 08:53 AM (us2H3)

Oh, he does....and is reaping the benefits of having lead that type of lifestyle his entire life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

289 Pence... What a slimy little weasel... My apologies to weasels...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2023 08:54 AM (bs+z0)

290 Every time the heat gets turned up on Hunter and the " big guy" this prosecutor will dutifully find more charges to bring....

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2023 08:54 AM (FQmDC)

291 the FL jury will have at least 4, maybe even up to 6 or 7 Trump supporters

Posted by: REDACTED at August 02, 2023 08:55 AM (us2H3)

292 I could only make it through the first 10 minutes of the new Justified last night. Guess it's just they had a tough act to follow.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 02, 2023 08:43 AM (0EOe9)

I thought last night's episode was better than the first 3 -- because it was devoid of Raylan's annoying daughter.

Did you read the book that this series is based on? The book was VERY good, and I was very much looking forward to this series. But I kinda had expected this series would not be able to measure up to the original series.

Posted by: Doof (When in the course of human events...) at August 02, 2023 08:55 AM (StUJj)

293 92 Trash found at bottom of untouched water in huge ocean hole: ‘Starkest reminder of the danger of climate change’

.. Climate Change produces trash ?
It can do anything
Posted by: SMOD at August 02, 2023 08:05 AM (8Sl/T)

I read "Starkest" as "Star-Kist." Sorry, Charlie . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2023 08:55 AM (x0n13)

294 285
She lives near the not so Texas city of Austin, so.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

She also said it's for a state agency.

Paging the governor...

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 08:55 AM (YwyqV)

295 Monkeys have both prehensile tails and opposable thumbs. They have us beat by a mile.

******

Many humans have reprehensible tales.

Posted by: Muldoon, not quite sure how this meme works at August 02, 2023 08:56 AM (l4B/J)

296 I find it somewhat sad that we're not living up to the ethos of a real banana republic.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2023 08:56 AM (Q4IgG)

297 The Royal Ontario Museum discovers the oldest swimming jellyfish in the fossil record, collected at the Burgess Shale.

The species has been named McCarthius penceeocuckozoa.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 02, 2023 08:56 AM (krqg6)

298 I assume all you people making comments here this AM have your DEI Diary filled out, ready for inspection.

Posted by: Big Mouse at August 02, 2023 08:56 AM (c7yUw)

299 I left Justified because the show centered on too many marginal concepts.
Posted by: Muldoon, not quite sure how this meme works at August 02, 2023 08:51 AM (l4B/J)

Right on!

Posted by: Doof (When in the course of human events...) at August 02, 2023 08:56 AM (StUJj)

300 289 Pence... What a slimy little weasel... My apologies to weasels...
---------------
Imma thinking more like a stoat or ferret.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 08:57 AM (4eKPg)

301 287 Monkeys have both prehensile tails and opposable thumbs. They have us beat by a mile.
Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 08:54 AM (DmtxH)

Pretty sure only South American monkeys have prehensile tails.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 08:57 AM (YwyqV)

302 Strange how no one seems to care. It's as though people have become numb to aberrations of justice. Almost like they're already measuring curtains for the gulag.

Posted by: E. A. Blair at August 02, 2023 08:57 AM (d+R+j)

303 Prehensile tails? They know what causes that now.

Posted by: According to Wikipedia at August 02, 2023 08:57 AM (NBVIP)

304
She also said it's for a state agency.

Paging the governor...
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 08:55 AM (YwyqV)

Austin is pushing back against the governor for putting State Troopers in the city because they've 'defunded their police.'

Austin don't give a shit what the governor says. Liberals don't HAVE to abide by rules, you see......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

305 Sea creatures kind of love trash. If they don't eat it they use it as cover. We do them a favor by dumping trash

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2023 08:57 AM (FQmDC)

306 What are all those folks who chicken at home going to use to keep their birds warm and the water from freezing in the winter? Some have actual heaters. Most use incandescent bulbs.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2023 08:27 AM (Q4IgG)

That's what I'm worried about too.
Posted by: grammie winger

Amazon. Reptile heat lamps.

https://tinyurl.com/mu8hfp37

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 08:58 AM (WBgaM)

307 Ah! Phuket!!

Posted by: Muldoon, not quite sure how this meme works at August 02, 2023 08:58 AM (l4B/J)

308 303 Prehensile tails? They know what causes that now.
Posted by: According to Wikipedia at August 02, 2023 08:57 AM (NBVIP)

Old and busted - Prehensile tails.
New hotness - Post-hensile penis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2023 08:58 AM (x0n13)

309 Ah! Phuket!!
Posted by: Muldoon, not quite sure how this meme works at August 02, 2023 08:58 AM (l4B/J)

Two tears in a bucket....don't fill it?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

310 53 Dumb question: incandescent bulbs give off heat. Do LED bulbs? My daughter uses the old ones for warmth in her chicken coop.
Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at August 02, 2023 07:55 AM (45fpk)

Not a stupid question. And...nope, they don't.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 02, 2023 08:59 AM (Rbu5d)

311 Good morning.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 08:59 AM (t0OGg)

312 Pretty sure only South American monkeys have prehensile tails.
---------------
So privileged, rite?

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 08:59 AM (4eKPg)

313 What are all those folks who chicken at home going to use to keep their birds warm and the water from freezing in the winter? Some have actual heaters. Most use incandescent bulbs.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2023 08:27 AM (Q4IgG)

One: Government NEVER thinks things through.

Two: Code 808 - You have mistaken Joe Biden as someone who actually gives a shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

314 Did you read the book that this series is based on? The book was VERY good, and I was very much looking forward to this series. But I kinda had expected this series would not be able to measure up to the original series.
Posted by: Doof

I'm getting a feeling Nick Searcy didn't do this one for a reason.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 08:59 AM (WBgaM)

315 309 Ah! Phuket!!
Posted by: Muldoon, not quite sure how this meme works at August 02, 2023 08:58 AM (l4B/J)

Two tears in a bucket....don't fill it?
----------------
All I know is Pattaya Beach.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 09:00 AM (4eKPg)

316 304 Austin don't give a shit what the governor says. Liberals don't HAVE to abide by rules, you see......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

I think we've reached the point where there's nothing "Liberal" about Progressives anymore.

Posted by: XTC at August 02, 2023 09:00 AM (UnA8+)

317 This is why i do not subscribe to any streaming services. They are all owned by the MSM. F$ck them

Posted by: Jonah at August 02, 2023 09:00 AM (33nmr)

318
I think we've reached the point where there's nothing "Liberal" about Progressives anymore.
Posted by: XTC at August 02, 2023 09:00 AM (UnA8+)

Your point is valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

319 Good morning, kids. And so what amounts to perhaps the most serious indictment against Trump, claiming he incited an insurrection, was handed down yesterday. By a prosecutor whose wife directed a propaganda film about Michelle Obama. With a judge who threw the book at people who did nothing more serious than "trespass" while escorted by police.
++++
What? Surely you're not implying that these fine men - these paragons of justice and public virtue - could be biased or unable to step outside of themselves to mete out even-handed justice!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 09:00 AM (t0OGg)

320 274 I left Justified because the show centered on too many marginal concepts.
-----------
Sure, Muldoon. Flush an entire series over one complaint.

If it wasn't justified, you'd probably be complaining the production was too ragged instead.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 02, 2023 09:00 AM (krqg6)

321 One: Government NEVER thinks things through.

Two: Code 808 - You have mistaken Joe Biden as someone who actually gives a shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)
---
Yep. Can't wait until they complete ban fossil fuels and then they wonder why they don't have any medicines, clothing, or food.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 09:00 AM (YIVH2)

322 Austin is pushing back against the governor for putting State Troopers in the city because they've 'defunded their police.'

Austin don't give a shit what the governor says. Liberals don't HAVE to abide by rules, you see......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

Not to be flippant, but what's the point of the governor if he can't strip that state agency of their current head and replace them with someone sane who will ALSO get rid of the rot?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 09:01 AM (YwyqV)

323 ++++
What? Surely you're not implying that these fine men - these paragons of justice and public virtue - could be biased or unable to step outside of themselves to mete out even-handed justice!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 09:00 AM (t0OGg)

At some point, that whole "conflict of interest" thing has to come into play.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

324 Where does the new Justified take place? Still in Harlan County?

Posted by: tubal at August 02, 2023 09:01 AM (PCK5/)

325 This Skinwalker Ranch thing is starting to get interesting. Pretty sure its alien Templars.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 09:01 AM (4eKPg)

326
And remember, these are criminal indictments not civil ones, with few exceptions trump has to personally appear in court for most of the hearings.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 02, 2023 08:53 AM

I won't say what I think should be done to these prosecutors. I will say that events like I *think* could happen actually *do* happen in Banana Republics. If we're going down that road, some people better be ready for the consequences.

I'm not doing anything, but I'd venture there are more then a few people in this country that would.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2023 09:01 AM (enJYY)

327 This is why i do not subscribe to any streaming services. They are all owned by the MSM. F$ck them

Posted by: Jonah at August 02, 2023 09:00 AM (33nmr)

Angel Studios is not. They don't have a wide selection though.

Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at August 02, 2023 09:02 AM (45fpk)

328 No food seems to be the desired outcome actually. See Kerry, John

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2023 09:02 AM (FQmDC)

329 Not only in before Art, I'm even in before JJ's top pic.

Have to be up early because later it will be 105° and my brain melts.

Posted by: mindful webworker - damn the tyrants great and petty at August 02, 2023 09:02 AM (rRWAd)

330 “It’s not a conspiracy to use free speech and attempt to participate in the political system no matter how badly our garbage elite wants it to be.”
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Well, Kurt, this is what we'll learn, isn't it?

Of course, even if Trump wins, it won't matter. The precedent is set. This *is* conspiracy now. They will use this playbook again if needed. The next time they use it, it's unlikely that the target will have hundreds of millions of dollars and a nationwide support network to try to fight it off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 09:02 AM (t0OGg)

331 Friends in Indiana say that Pence was a huge wimp as Governor there also.

He caved to the sodmites on a gay rights bill, because big biz like Apple made threats

Posted by: Jonah at August 02, 2023 09:02 AM (33nmr)

332 The Wisconsin cops arresting people peacefully reading the Bible outside the drag event should be educational to everyone who thinks that cops will be on the side of law and order. The story says city leaders wanted these people arrested, a blatantly unconstitutional action, and the police complied. I respect the police for the crap they have to deal with every day, but they would follow orders to protect their positions and pensions

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 02, 2023 09:02 AM (90bZH)

333
Not to be flippant, but what's the point of the governor if he can't strip that state agency of their current head and replace them with someone sane who will ALSO get rid of the rot?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 09:01 AM (YwyqV)

I'm not saying your point isn't valid.

Abbott lead for about 3 minutes before he started following DeSantis's lead about 6 weeks later every time.

He's been slightly disappointing this go around.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

334 Word on the street is, LED bulbs don't give off true light, which demons and devils find troublesome. LEDs only trick your eyes, but do not help to drive away the evil any more. This is why they love them, and why they fear incandescent light.

Posted by: Johnny The Shoeshine Guy at August 02, 2023 08:27 AM

What is the difference between the light an LED gives off and real light?

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2023 09:03 AM (tySVG)

335 327. Good point. the only exception

Posted by: Jonah at August 02, 2023 09:03 AM (33nmr)

336 What are all those folks who chicken at home going to use to keep their birds warm and the water from freezing in the winter? Some have actual heaters. Most use incandescent bulbs.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2023 08:27 AM (Q4IgG)
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Maybe this is all part of the government's insidious plan to prevent Americans from providing for their own needs...if you can't keep chickens warm, you can't harvest eggs nor can you slaughter your own meat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 09:03 AM (YIVH2)

337 “Today’s indictment serves as an important reminder: anyone who puts himself over the Constitution should never be President of the United States,” Pence said in a statement. “I will have more to say about the government’s case after reviewing the indictment.”
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Ah, so you commented - and assumed Trump's guilt - without having read the indictment?

C'mon Pence! I know you're a shit heel, but I didn't think that you were dumb enough to contradict yourself in the same (and brief) prepared statement.

Expectations: subverted.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 09:03 AM (t0OGg)

338 As I've said before, there are sins of commission and sins of omission. Pence and everyone who should have done everything in their power to stop the steal. Even if it was a fait accompli they didn't even try.
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They were in on it. Part of it. At least Pence himself was.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 09:04 AM (t0OGg)

339 The Chosen.

Posted by: Come and see at August 02, 2023 09:05 AM (NBVIP)

340 Maybe this is all part of the government's insidious plan to prevent Americans from providing for their own needs...if you can't keep chickens warm, you can't harvest eggs nor can you slaughter your own meat.
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This is driven by Tyson's Chickens.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 09:05 AM (DmtxH)

341 The writing on the new Justified is just pedestrian. I haven't seen last night's yet but the writer Taylor Elmore is the best one so far so I'm expecting it to be better. I think the show has been Disneyfied. Just a feeling I get.

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2023 09:05 AM (tySVG)

342 You know how many diodes I've replaced in my former career as a board level troubleshooter? Plenty.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

Yep. Over 53 years in electronic troubleshooting back up your statement. Finally retired in 2019. Now, troubleshoot my own stuff. **sigh**

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at August 02, 2023 09:05 AM (Zvtjl)

343 331 Friends in Indiana say that Pence was a huge wimp as Governor there also.

He caved to the sodmites on a gay rights bill, because big biz like Apple made threats
Posted by: Jonah at August 02, 2023 09:02 AM (33nmr)

Pence's political career was toast after the RFRA fiasco. Trump picking him as his running mate was by far the best thing that could have happened to him.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 09:05 AM (YwyqV)

344 > Yep. Can't wait until they complete ban fossil fuels and then ~~they wonder why they~~ we don't have any medicines, clothing, or food.

fixed

Because they'll have plenty, you won't.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2023 09:05 AM (Q4IgG)

345 Pence depends on the swamp teat for subsistence. What did anyone expect?

As for his comment? Nothing says BS than "here's my answer and I'll have more to say after I've read something. "

Pence is a POS

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 02, 2023 09:05 AM (FxH7T)

346
I just checked with my infrared kitchen thermometer in a room at 76 degrees F, the LED (probably 50 watt equivalent) is 99 degrees warm.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2023 09:05 AM (enJYY)

347 ... And it's not as if anyone in DC has more integrity than, say, Cardi B. Just more credentials. Prostitutes who drug and rob their johns sometimes go on to produce hit songs about their wet-ass pussies, and while I question the value of her creative output, it's still more of an accomplishment than *any* of you seat-fillers have ever achieved. ...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2023 07:47 AM (0FoWg)
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Am starting to think that you're not overly fond of politicians.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 09:05 AM (t0OGg)

348 At some point, that whole "conflict of interest" thing has to come into play.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)
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Why?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 09:06 AM (t0OGg)

349 Descendant of slaves (Jamaican, not US, though)
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Owned by Kamala's white Jamaican family???

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 02, 2023 09:06 AM (krqg6)

350 Heat emitting diodes? We'll get right on that.

Posted by: 50 year old white guys at August 02, 2023 09:06 AM (NBVIP)

351
Pence's political career was toast after the RFRA fiasco. Trump picking him as his running mate was by far the best thing that could have happened to him.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 09:05 AM (YwyqV)

And Trump was just looking for someone that would sit on the sidelines, be quiet and be a team player when required.

Oops.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

352 It is a little sad that many hate Desantis just because he decided to run. He has made mistakes, but he would still make a great president.

Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter were perceived to be sure losers in the Dem primaries of 1976 and 1992 a year out, but came back

Trump is my first choice, but Desantis is second by far

Posted by: Jonah at August 02, 2023 09:07 AM (33nmr)

353 103 Carbon is the fourth most common element in the Universe.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 02, 2023 08:06 AM (BRHaw

SEQUESTER THE UNIVERSE!!!! OUTLAW IT!!!
REEEEEEE!!!111!!

--Ignorant and unscientific climateers everywhere.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 02, 2023 09:07 AM (Rbu5d)

354 ++++
Why?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 09:06 AM (t0OGg)

I dunno.....morality?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

355 Voting for Trump is now a felony charge of "conspiracy to commit fraud."

You supported and support a man who conspired to commit fraud on the government.

Voting for him in 2024 is a conspiracy to continue that fraud.

That you voted for him in 2020 makes you a conspirator after the fact.

But they will never charge ordinary people who cause too much trouble with that-- just the former President and leading candidate for 2024 ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 02, 2023 09:07 AM (kqRg2)

356 I've been stating for years that the Republic was subverted and overthrown a long time ago by a combination of elected officials and bureaucrats. Today we call this cabal the "Deep State." What we see here is simply the latest manifestation that the Constitution has been ripped up and used for toilet paper by this cabal.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at August 02, 2023 09:07 AM (b5mAA)

357 That this Tird World shithole Regime ever had a AAA rating is laughable
Posted by: Ex GOP

That's not the way it works.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 02, 2023 09:07 AM (FxH7T)

358 Heat emitting diodes? We'll get right on that.
Posted by: 50 year old white guys at August 02, 2023 09:06 AM (NBVIP)
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And contribute to global warming? We think not! We shall augment your teams with more diverse and inclusive voices.

Posted by: DEI Officers at August 02, 2023 09:08 AM (t0OGg)

359 Heat emitting diodes? We'll get right on that.
Posted by: 50 year old white guys at August 02, 2023 09:06 AM (NBVIP)

If diodes start emitting that kind of heat, get the fire extinguisher.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

360 Because they'll have plenty, you won't.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2023 09:05 AM (Q4IgG)
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It's the economy of scale that makes any of that possible.

Once the fossil fuel companies are driven out of business, there simply won't be enough raw materials available for food, clothing, or medicine, regardless of what the elites think they'll have access to.

Luxury goods will also disappear.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 09:08 AM (YIVH2)

361 I think we've reached the point where there's nothing "Liberal" about Progressives anymore.
Posted by: XTC
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There's nothing progressive about them either. Progress isn't giving up modern conveniences and going back to the middle aged to stop so called climate change.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 02, 2023 09:08 AM (dr4Q1)

362 New Hampshire Governor John Sununu, a never-Trumper, echoed Hurd's assessment to moderator Jonathan Karl about Trump at the Lincoln Day dinner. "This is not the Donald Trump of 2016. Don't fool yourself. And as more and more folks realize that he doesn't have the energy, he doesn't have the fastball, he basically is droning on for ninety minutes on his long-form speeches about his legal battles as opposed to talking about the future of this country, solving the problems of this country, which is what all the other candidates are doing."

It takes a lot of energy to carry around negative energies He will sooner or later (hopefully sooner) implode!

He never smiles. He snarls. He grimaces. No joy in traitor. Never was.

Establishment Republicans have tried to dump Trump since he started gaining traction with the 80% of Republicans who are authoritarian. They still are trying, not because they can't live with authoritarianism, but because Trump is an undisciplined buffoon.

He hates who they hate and they love him for it. Speeches don't matter. He launched his campaign reading poems about snakes. They don't care.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 02, 2023 09:08 AM (Ln2rj)

363 Greg Price
@greg_price11

Adam Schiff spent three years saying that Russian collusion was real while being told in closed door hearings that there was no evidence of it.

How is that not "Conspiracy To Defraud The United States"

Joe Biden told America during the 2020 presidential debate that the story of his son's laptop was Russian disinformation when it was his campaign that fed those false claims in the media.

How is that not "Conspiracy To Defraud The United States"

Posted by: redridinghood at August 02, 2023 09:08 AM (NpAcC)

364 I dunno.....morality?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)
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LOL! In the Government of the United States?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 09:08 AM (t0OGg)

365 Pence helped Trump win the midwest in 2016. Why he was on the ticket.

Pence is naive and a patsy, but the real evil is Paul Ryan

Posted by: Jonah at August 02, 2023 09:09 AM (33nmr)

366 What's so bad about carbon?

Posted by: Plants luv it at August 02, 2023 09:09 AM (NBVIP)

367 I'm so tired of gutless equivocators like Turley.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 02, 2023 09:09 AM (yGG+N)

368 ---------------
Owned by Kamala's white Jamaican family???
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 02, 2023 09:06 AM (krqg6)

Was at dad's house yesterday treating it again and they had Fox News on. One of the yentas on Outnumbered actually said Kumswala was "African American."

Um, no, dumbshit. She's not. By any stretch. She's not even 'black' by definition.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

369 Tv and movie writing is bad because of the massive influx of diversity hires from around 2016 on

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2023 09:10 AM (FQmDC)

370 And what a coincidence; on the very same day that Devon Archer confirmed Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants Biden as one of the biggest crooks in American political history.

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I've got a fevah, and the only cure is more "UFO" and "ET" "whistle-blowers," "hearings," and "news!"

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 09:10 AM (f6UzA)

371 Not to worry thought

though

the gallows onto which Trump will be swinging from

the gallows from which

Posted by: gnit pikky the diction dictator at August 02, 2023 09:10 AM (rRWAd)

372 +++++
LOL! In the Government of the United States?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 09:08 AM (t0OGg)

I said it HAS to. I didn't say it would.

This keeps up, the only savior WILL be Our Lord and Savior.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

373 Pence is naive and a patsy...
Posted by: Jonah at August 02, 2023 09:09 AM (33nmr)

He's worse than that. He's a collaborator in the sense that the Vichyites were.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 02, 2023 09:11 AM (yGG+N)

374 I first read “heat-emitting diodes” as “heat-emitting dildoes.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 09:11 AM (xTRSc)

375 Did FDR Bait the Japanese to Attack Pearl Harbor to Arouse USA Isolationists to Enter World War II?
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Meh. Our trying to lure Japan into war was covered in the 60s in the Naval Institute Proceedings, by Kemp Tolley. Look up USS Lanakai.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 02, 2023 09:11 AM (brAQZ)

376 Tv and movie writing is bad because of the massive influx of diversity hires from around 2016 on

Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2023 09:10 AM (FQmDC)

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The Competency Crisis: it's real, and it's spectacular!

... plus "out-of-control, and we'll be lucky to live through it."

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 09:11 AM (f6UzA)

377 It's the economy of scale that makes any of that possible.

Once the fossil fuel companies are driven out of business, there simply won't be enough raw materials available for food, clothing, or medicine, regardless of what the elites think they'll have access to.

Luxury goods will also disappear.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 09:08 AM (YIVH2)
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And the definition of "luxury goods" will change. Most people have little if any indication of just how much stuff they use every day is a "luxury good" by historical standards. They think of things like iPhones or maybe washing machines.

Try metals. Metals are luxury goods in the pre-energy world. Peasants didn't have steel flatware to eat their dinners. They had a wooden spoon and a stone pot. Metal was scarce and expensive and unless you were obscenely rich, it went to *tools."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 09:12 AM (t0OGg)

378 349 Descendant of slaves (Jamaican, not US, though)
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Owned by Kamala's white Jamaican family???
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This may come as a surprise to you but there were a lot of black slave owners. Kamala's ancestor was a black slave owner who refused to free his slaves when the Crown ordered it. The Crown sent Redcoats to his plantation and enforced order. He then just replaced his black slaves with Irishmen. Cheap labor is always in demand. BTW, the largest slave owner in LA was a black man. The Colonial Court in MD that created the definition of lawful black slavery was the out come of a black slave owner and his slave who was claiming he was an indentured servant who had served his seven years. Hollywood history is always stacked to favor Hollywood's owners.

Posted by: Puddinhead at August 02, 2023 09:12 AM (8Sqzu)

379 Greg Price
@greg_price11

Adam Schiff spent three years saying that Russian collusion was real while being told in closed door hearings that there was no evidence of it.

How is that not "Conspiracy To Defraud The United States"
____

Well, because that is speech protected by the First Amendment.

(Trump's speech doesn't have that protection because his speech went against 'the Narrative'.)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 02, 2023 09:12 AM (fs1hN)

380 I first read “heat-emitting diodes” as “heat-emitting dildoes.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 09:11 AM (xTRSc)

This place......It CHANGES a man.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

381 >> Ah! Phuket!!

Don't get all Phi Phi'd up about it!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2023 09:12 AM (avru5)

382 298 I assume all you people making comments here this AM have your DEI Diary filled out, ready for inspection.
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Dear DEI Diary,
I didn't call Muldoon "that hilarious Mick" in the EMT; nor comment to JJ "Good work, Jooooo!"

I can't vouch for anything I might say to CBD until I see today's Art Thread but I will try my best not to show my privilege by asking if today's selection was from the Hymietown Museum of Art, using the Jesse Jackson indulgence.

Hail Biden! Hail AOC!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at August 02, 2023 09:12 AM (krqg6)

383 365 Pence helped Trump win the midwest in 2016. Why he was on the ticket.

Pence is naive and a patsy, but the real evil is Paul Ryan
Posted by: Jonah at August 02, 2023 09

These two should run on the same ticket and we could all enjoy the ass spanking loss.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 02, 2023 09:12 AM (eggM4)

384 The ban on incandescents was run through by Kate Upton's uncle Fred. You can look up what party he was. Now shut up.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 02, 2023 09:13 AM (4PZHB)

385 Pence is naive and a patsy, but the real evil is Paul Ryan
Posted by: Jonah at August 02, 2023 09:09 AM (33nmr)

Pence ran the covid committee with Fauci and Birx - and kept contradicting everything that Trump was saying about re-opening the country.

Pence isn't naïve or a patsy, and Trump should have realized that by May of 2020.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 09:13 AM (YwyqV)

386 Try metals. Metals are luxury goods in the pre-energy world. Peasants didn't have steel flatware to eat their dinners. They had a wooden spoon and a stone pot. Metal was scarce and expensive and unless you were obscenely rich, it went to *tools."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 09:12 AM (t0OGg)
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Say goodbye to cheap aluminum!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 09:13 AM (YIVH2)

387 ... Establishment Republicans have tried to dump Trump since he started gaining traction with the 80% of Republicans who are authoritarian. They still are trying, not because they can't live with authoritarianism, but because Trump is an undisciplined buffoon. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 02, 2023 09:08 AM (Ln2rj)
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Huh. Even DU - though I don't think they fully comprehend it - understands that the GOP and the base are not only different things, they are in direct opposition.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 09:13 AM (t0OGg)

388 Trump really just needs to go into court for the Jan 6th shit whit him calling for peaceful demonstration (over and over as he did) on a loop, followed up with all of the Democrat calls and threats for violence during his previous 2 campaigns and his presidency.

The tale of two justice systems. Or just one side being corrupt as f*ck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

389 When Scotland had their referendum to leave Britain, it was shot down by Scottish retirees who wanted to keep their monthly checks from London.

It would be the same here if states tried to succeed from Shithole D.C

Posted by: Jonah at August 02, 2023 09:14 AM (33nmr)

390 I worked at the Bronx Zoo as a teen. One of the stranger things I saw was giraffes f*cking. The male has a prehensile penis. A different twist on doggy style.

It was funny seeing parents tell their kids to "look away, look away."

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 02, 2023 09:14 AM (RqMSv)

391 384 The ban on incandescents was run through by Kate Upton's uncle Fred. You can look up what party he was. Now shut up.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 02, 2023 09:13 AM

You made me think of Kate Upton, so all else is forgiven and forgotten.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 02, 2023 09:14 AM (Ln2rj)

392 I first read “heat-emitting diodes” as “heat-emitting dildoes.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 09:11 AM (xTRSc)
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I hope those have pretty robust safety features to avoid extreme injury.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 09:15 AM (t0OGg)

393 The ban on incandescents was run through by Kate Upton's uncle Fred. You can look up what party he was. Now shut up.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 02, 2023 09:13 AM

*waves*

Remember me?

Posted by: George W. Bush at August 02, 2023 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

394 I first read “heat-emitting diodes” as “heat-emitting dildoes.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 09:11 AM (xTRSc)

This place......It CHANGES a man.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)
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You just KNOW that "heat-emitting dildoes" is a thing...If not, there might be a market opportunity there...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 09:15 AM (YIVH2)

395 I am surprised that Biden doesn't ask for sympathy because his young daughter was molested as a child, to cement the AWFL vote, as standing up for women's rights.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 02, 2023 09:16 AM (CecP5)

396 Pretty sure its alien Templars.
Posted by: Puddinhead

********

I didn't realize how tiny those aliens are. That show is one of the best I've seen on wee knights.

Posted by: Muldoon, not quite sure how this meme works at August 02, 2023 09:16 AM (l4B/J)

397 Gonzalo Lira, an American YouTuber that has been arrested by the Ukrainian government, is out awaiting trial and seeking political asylum in Hungary.

He highlighted his imprisonment, beatings and torture in recent YT videos.

The US government has done nothing to help secure his release.

Many faggots on the right and left both, continue to stroke their cock about Ukrainian democracy.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 02, 2023 09:16 AM (Gf3mx)

398 ++++
I hope those have pretty robust safety features to avoid extreme injury.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 09:15 AM (t0OGg)

Eskimos need love too.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

399 Where does the new Justified take place? Still in Harlan County?
Posted by: tubal at August 02, 2023 09:01 AM (PCK5/)

It's set in Detroit. It's an adaptation of an Elmore Leonard book "City Primeval: High Noon in Detroit". The book did not feature the Raylan character, but the TV series does. The book featured a detective named Raymond Cruz -- the TV series essentially replaces him with Raylan. The events of the book have so far played out quite closely. Only 4 of the 8 episodes have aired so far.

Posted by: Doof (When in the course of human events...) at August 02, 2023 09:16 AM (StUJj)

400 Really, the game is too long. The end is exciting, b/c no one is holding anything back on the exertion front (finally). If they broke it into (4) 10 minute quarters with 5 minutes b/w quarters, there'd be a lot more attack and counter attack. A lot less possession.

Could also add a "once you've moved the ball beyond the midline, you can't kick it back to the goalie" rule.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 08:19 AM (YwyqV)

Any player dropping to the ground in agony who is found to not have a serious injury is executed at mid-field. The body is left in place for the remainder of the match.

Also, the losing team is sacrificed to Quetzalcoatl.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 02, 2023 09:16 AM (GYIa4)

401 I worked at the Bronx Zoo as a teen. One of the stranger things I saw was giraffes f*cking. The male has a prehensile penis. A different twist on doggy style.

It was funny seeing parents tell their kids to "look away, look away."
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 02, 2023 09:14 AM (RqMSv)
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If I'm not mistaken, some animals have one that's corkscrew-shaped. Try to figure out the logistics of THAT!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 09:16 AM (YIVH2)

402 if Biden is not the nominee, the Dems are screwed. Far left would never allow Kamala not to be the nominee in 2024.

And even with cheating she would be dukakis

Posted by: Jonah at August 02, 2023 09:16 AM (33nmr)

403 I saw the Heat Emitting Diodes open for the Bunghole Surfers at Coachilla in '08

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 02, 2023 09:17 AM (flINI)

404 Thank you, JJ.
Everything I think or do may is now officially under protest against the uniparty banana republic.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Don't Kill at August 02, 2023 09:17 AM (0q+t6)

405 Any player dropping to the ground in agony who is found to not have a serious injury is executed at mid-field. The body is left in place for the remainder of the match.

Also, the losing team is sacrificed to Quetzalcoatl.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 02, 2023 09:16 AM (GYIa4)

Tough, but fair.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 02, 2023 09:17 AM (YwyqV)

406 ----
If I'm not mistaken, some animals have one that's corkscrew-shaped. Try to figure out the logistics of THAT!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 09:16 AM (YIVH2)

Where do you think the term "spinner" came from?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

407 Yentas on Outnumbered > yentas on The View

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 02, 2023 09:17 AM (JvZF+)

408
Where does the new Justified take place? Still in Harlan County?

Posted by: tubal at August 02, 2023 09:01 AM

Detroit (Rock City)

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 02, 2023 09:18 AM (ENBF0)

409 That's a good meme, JJ.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

410 Say goodbye to cheap aluminum!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2023 09:13 AM (YIVH2)
++++
One anecdote from WWII that stuck with me came from the Japanese in the Philippines. Per the story, the Japanese were on patrol after the landings and came across a trail used by GIs. Among the detritus in their wake, there was a foil gum wrapper that some soldier had dropped during the march. One of the men on the patrol picked it up, looked at it closely, and started to weep.

Not only did the Americans still have niceties like chewing gum, they were so obscenely rich that they could wrap it in a precious commodity like metal.

That is the future the climate cultists envision.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 09:18 AM (t0OGg)

411 And even with cheating she would be dukakis
Posted by: Jonah at August 02, 2023 09:16 AM (33nmr)

Dukakis would win under the current game.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 02, 2023 09:18 AM (yGG+N)

412 193 What are all those folks who chicken at home going to use to keep their birds warm and the water from freezing in the winter? Some have actual heaters. Most use incandescent bulbs.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2023 08:27 AM (Q4IgG)

That's what I'm worried about too.
Posted by: grammie winger - I don't belong here at August 02, 2023 08:29 AM (45fpk)

Ha ha, you people think you'll be allowed to keep chickens!
--WEF

Posted by: Question authority bumper sticker at August 02, 2023 09:18 AM (Rbu5d)

413 It's set in Detroit. It's an adaptation of an Elmore Leonard book "City Primeval: High Noon in Detroit". The book did not feature the Raylan character, but the TV series does. The book featured a detective named Raymond Cruz -- the TV series essentially replaces him with Raylan. The events of the book have so far played out quite closely. Only 4 of the 8 episodes have aired so far.
Posted by: Doof (When in the course of human events...) at August 02, 2023 09:16 AM (StUJj)
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Cruz? They replaced a Latinx character with a white character?

Does this outfit not have a DEI officer?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 09:19 AM (t0OGg)

414 Gallup: Biden's Job Approval Rating Is The Lowest Of All Post WW2 Presidents Except Jimmy Carter

Of the 11 post-World War II U.S. presidents elected to their first term, just one - Jimmy Carter - had a lower 10th-quarter average approval rating than Biden

Posted by: SMOD at August 02, 2023 09:19 AM (RHGPo)

415 The Incandescent Light Bulb Ban Starts Today

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"By 2030, if you like your gas appliances, wood stove, fireplace, indoor plumbing, air conditioning, meat, vegetables, and ICE vehicle -- you CAN'T keep any of them -- and you WILL be happy!"

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 09:20 AM (f6UzA)

416 I first read “heat-emitting diodes” as “heat-emitting dildoes.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Today on, "When Sybians Go Bad", ...

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 09:20 AM (WBgaM)

417 Say goodbye to cheap aluminum!

********

Curses! Foiled again!

Posted by: Muldoon, not quite sure how this meme works at August 02, 2023 09:21 AM (l4B/J)

418 Cruz? They replaced a Latinx character with a white character?

Does this outfit not have a DEI officer?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 09:19 AM (t0OGg)

The replacement was justified

Posted by: Doof (When in the course of human events...) at August 02, 2023 09:21 AM (StUJj)

419 Meanwhile, at NYT, "505-Million-Year-Old Jellyfish Fossils May Be the Oldest Ever Found." Some scientists dispute the finding, saying that the specimens are actually jamfish.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 02, 2023 09:21 AM (MvF+J)

420 Gallup: Biden's Job Approval Rating Is The Lowest Of All Post WW2 Presidents Except Jimmy Carter

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And he'll win in 2024 with Hunter as his VP in a landslide with 101 million votes!

And Kari Lake will have a new hit song called "101 Million Votes, My Ass ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 09:21 AM (f6UzA)

421 Bidenomics in action ...

Manufacturing Sector Loses Jobs For 5th Straight Month; ADP Report Shows Wage-Growth Slowing

...manufacturing shed jobs for the fifth straight month

Posted by: SMOD at August 02, 2023 09:21 AM (RHGPo)

422 WATCH: MSNBC Uses Beau Biden’s Death to Excuse Hunter, Joe’s Influence Peddling

That makes sense, you lose Michael Corleone to sniper fire and hand grenade wounds in Iraq, and Sony to a drunken truck driver, the only recourse is to fall back on Fredo, and forward on your daughter when she's showering. JOE HAD NO CHOICE MAN.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 02, 2023 09:22 AM (CecP5)

423 LOL at the top image, JJ.

"Rooster the Pimp" from Baretta called, and he wants his threads back!

At least you didn't steal his fuzzy dice ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 09:23 AM (f6UzA)

424 Trump appointed so many of the traitors we are dealing with today, like Chris Wray, and Trump lost to a dumb old man who never left his damn basement, a guy who lost a debate to Kamala Harris of all people.

1. Remember back when Trump's appointees couldn't get hearings in the Republican controlled Senate? We used to talk about that back on these very pages.
2. Trump lost to a concerted, criminal conspiracy to defraud voters. Remember back when everyone gushed about DeSantis taking steps to clean up voting in Florida? Well, that didn't happen everywhere else and Trump had no mechanism to force it.

Look, if you prefer a different candidate... that's your business but pretending that Trump lost because of Trump is disingenuous.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 02, 2023 09:24 AM (GYIa4)

425 FDR was a real scumbag.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2023 09:24 AM (xTRSc)

426 Iran is grappling with severe desertification and water scarcity, leading to potentially uninhabitable territories, contributing to internal migration and posing a threat of mass exodus.

Tehran's attempts to mitigate water scarcity have led to dam-building and water-intensive irrigation projects that have contributed to the drying up of rivers and underground water reservoirs, exacerbating the desertification problem.

Iran, one of the most water-stressed nations globally, faces potential conflict due to water scarcity, both internally and with neighboring states such as Afghanistan, adding to its socio-political challenges.

Posted by: SMOD at August 02, 2023 09:24 AM (RHGPo)

427 419 Meanwhile, at NYT, "505-Million-Year-Old Jellyfish Fossils May Be the Oldest Ever Found." Some scientists dispute the finding, saying that the specimens are actually jamfish.
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Old spineless jellyfish fossils? (or jamfish, but really, who can tell?) Have they searched the Capitol yet?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 02, 2023 09:24 AM (fs1hN)

428 Cruz? They replaced a Latinx character with a white character?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

*******

Well, that was a Given

Posted by: Muldoon, not quite sure how this meme works at August 02, 2023 09:24 AM (l4B/J)

429 On Biden Corruption Bombshells, GOP Senate Leadership Is Indefensibly Silent

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Whoever came up with the nickname "Glitch McConnell" -- I'm still laughing.

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 09:24 AM (f6UzA)

430 414 Gallup: Biden's Job Approval Rating Is The Lowest Of All Post WW2 Presidents Except Jimmy Carter

Biden is a vicious, ignorant gangster who hates half the country and is indifferent to the other half. Given all that, he's doing adequately in the polls. The reason he's not doing much worse is the success of the media in shielding his malice and contempt, i.e. nurturing the Narrative that he's a benevolent if sometimes addled elder statesman.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 02, 2023 09:25 AM (yGG+N)

431 -----------

Whoever came up with the nickname "Glitch McConnell" -- I'm still laughing.
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 09:24 AM (f6UzA)

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at August 02, 2023 09:25 AM (Zz0t1)

432 if Biden is not the nominee, the Dems are screwed. Far left would never allow Kamala not to be the nominee in 2024.

And even with cheating she would be dukakis
Posted by: Jonah
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With kamala it's not just the stupidity that comes out of her mouth. She has an amazingly whiny and nasal voice.
I don't know how anyone can stand to listen to her.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at August 02, 2023 09:26 AM (dr4Q1)

433 The formerly unprofitable media was briefly boosted by Trumpmania. The Washington Post, the New York Times and a few national outlets and digital hangers on boosted subscription numbers and minted money. Post-Trump there was a major falloff but now even with the media able to promise a Trump comeback, indictments and trials, its flocks of sheep don’t seem to want to come back.

.. we've seen this movie before

Posted by: SMOD at August 02, 2023 09:26 AM (RHGPo)

434 Cruz? They replaced a Latinx character with a white character?

Does this outfit not have a DEI officer?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 02, 2023 09:19 AM (t0OGg)

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Out: White Hispanic.
In: White Latinx.

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 02, 2023 09:26 AM (f6UzA)

435 353 103 Carbon is the fourth most common element in the Universe.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 02, 2023 08:06 AM (BRHaw

SEQUESTER THE UNIVERSE!!!! OUTLAW IT!!!
REEEEEEE!!!111!!

--Ignorant and unscientific climateers everywhere.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at August 02, 2023 09:07 AM (Rbu5d)

If we get rid of 99.999 percent of humans and keep the world population at the resulting number, our deadly carbon emissions by breathing will be drastically reduced! This will save the world's coral reefs and glaciers, a species of spiders at risk of extinction by Brazilian deforestation, Martha's Vineyard beach front houses, reduce earthquakes and volcanic activity that kills billions of plants and animals every year, and prevent the rape of Gaia to obtain rare metals to make EV batteries!

Posted by: Your Betters at August 02, 2023 09:26 AM (AMIL/)

436 Tehran's attempts to mitigate water scarcity have led to dam-building and water-intensive irrigation projects that have contributed to the drying up of rivers and underground water reservoirs, exacerbating the desertification problem.

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Fishing opportunities are disappearing rapidly. Nobody wants to cast as Persians...

Posted by: Muldoon, not quite sure how this meme works at August 02, 2023 09:27 AM (l4B/J)

437 Who stocked up on bulbs?

Posted by: BignJames at August 02, 2023 09:28 AM (AwYPR)

438 "Carbon is the fourth most common element in the Universe."

Dark matter carbon.

Posted by: Rolling Donut Unharmed By gp's Flying Leap at August 02, 2023 09:28 AM (MvF+J)

439 Biden has been allowed to get away with his crimes for likely 45 of his 50 years in government. He now knows no better. Everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie, but he BELIEVES them. He can do no wrong because he's never been held accountable.

Even the stories he tells about his childhood and family are lies. He's that Billy Crystal over embellisher character on SNL, only without the entertainment value.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

440 402 if Biden is not the nominee, the Dems are screwed. Far left would never allow Kamala not to be the nominee in 2024.

And even with cheating she would be dukakis
Posted by: Jonah at August 02, 2023 09:16 AM

Not sure what a "dukakis" is, but if it's anything like bukkake, I'm game if it means the Presidency!

Posted by: VP Harris at August 02, 2023 09:29 AM (JCZqz)

441 U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan of Washington, D.C., the judge overseeing former President Donald Trump’s case in the district, previously worked at a law firm that once employed Hunter Biden and worked closely with Ukrainian energy firm Burisma. Chutkan spent 12 years working for Boies, Schiller, & Flexner LLP (BSF) where she specialized in white collar litigation and antitrust defense, before she was nominated to her current position by former President Obama, her official bio states.

Posted by: SMOD at August 02, 2023 09:29 AM (RHGPo)

442 Chutneyfish.

Posted by: gp's Nood-Conjuring Comment at August 02, 2023 09:29 AM (MvF+J)

443 With kamala it's not just the stupidity that comes out of her mouth.

It's what she puts in it.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 02, 2023 09:29 AM (WBgaM)

444 435 Posted by: Your Betters at August 02, 2023 09:26 AM (AMIL/)

More Betters > Your Betters

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2023 09:29 AM (x0n13)

445 DePlantis is every bit the POS Pence and Christie are. It will all come out eventually.

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2023 09:30 AM (tySVG)

446 nood

Posted by: gp's Nood-Confirming Comment at August 02, 2023 09:31 AM (MvF+J)

447 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2023 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

448 445 DePlantis is every bit the POS Pence and Christie are. It will all come out eventually.
Posted by: ... at August 02, 2023 09:30 AM (tySVG)

Every other post at National Pulse website is a massive hit piece on him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 02, 2023 09:32 AM (x0n13)

449 445 DePlantis is every bit the POS Pence and Christie are. It will all come out eventually.
Posted by: ... at August 02, 2023 09:30 AM (tySVG)

I'm not crazy for DeSantis but I don't know where statements like this come from. He's clearly, demonstrably not like them.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 02, 2023 09:33 AM (yGG+N)

450 I'm not crazy for DeSantis but I don't know where statements like this come from. He's clearly, demonstrably not like them.
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 02, 2023 09:33 AM (yGG+N)

Shh. He's rolling.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 02, 2023 09:34 AM (aD39U)

451 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

Pence, co-starring in the Alexandra Pelosi's 1/6 video production with Nancy and Chuck, was enough for me.
The rest is predictable bullsh*t. For instance, where's Key Witness Cassidy Hutchinson, who was also supposed to be at Mar-A-Lago but wasn't? Hiding with a "security team" after her Jan. 6th testimony. But on July 16, it was reported (Daily Progress) she signed a book deal.

Sgt (former?) Gonell's July testimony & he's looking for a book deal too. July 12th, reported by multiple sites, Ray Epps "forced from his home" was suing Fox for fantastical story, but then July 13 (MSNBC) Deadline: Legal Blog, "Ray Epps say he'll be charged for Jan. 6, further dampening Fox New conspiracy theory." Did that happen?

There's "A House Divided" a documentary from John Legend's Get Lifted prodco, with 1/6 film by Jade Sacker, exploring U.S. political rift through adopted (Sullivan) brothers. What else? A bunch of people who retired from the National Archives. More & different pictures from Mar-A-Lago estate of boxes allegedly containing "classified documents," some that had fallen and spilled on the floor, seeming staged.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy at August 02, 2023 09:38 AM (GshMh)

452 If you start from the assumption that Pence is a demonic enemy of Christ, his actions make a lot of sense. This has been my operating assumption since he first made clear that he is an enemy of Christians in America during his RFRA row as Governor. He made this doubly clear when one of his first acts as VP was to undermine Trumps entire presidency in insisting on Trump getting mired in a nonsense scandal within a month or so (Flynn) of becoming President, which ended up with Trump being bogged down with crap, rather than fulfilling promises. Pence then led the COVID task force that ended up with people being locked in their homes and banned from going to church (and pretty much everywhere else). Pence is pure evil.

Posted by: greg at August 02, 2023 09:41 AM (xS+1c)

453 @449 Ordinary American-Statements like that come from 40+ years of experience watching GOP politicians conform to whatever is popular with the anti-establishment within the party which has always been conservatives. From Goldwater, Reagan, to the Class Of 94', the Tea Party and then Trump. Problem is the GOP learned from Reagan adopted his conservative vernacular and infested the Class Of 94'. Same with the Tea Party and now we have Trump. We've listened to these assholes and watched them govern both sounding and in most instances governing conservatively in their respective states only to completely shit the bed when it's time to step up. They ended up just being another cog in the GOP establishment machine. You don't think that it is valid to look at DeSantis or for that matter look at Trump the same way given some of the things he has said since throwing his hat in the ring again? Not so worried about Trump. He will not be the nominee and he will be taken off of a majority of states ballots.....he's toast and has been for a while just taking time for some of the AoS crowd to catch up.

Posted by: JROD at August 02, 2023 09:47 AM (IlL6s)

454 Meanwhile, at NYT, "505-Million-Year-Old Jellyfish Fossils May Be the Oldest Ever Found."
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Taylor Lorenz hardest hit

Posted by: ... at August 02, 2023 09:48 AM (tySVG)

455 By the caliber of our 'statesmen' , looks like America might be taking a look at that mark on the forehead, or perhaps the wrist.

Posted by: Eromero at August 02, 2023 09:48 AM (vlMl3)

456 Pence is pure evil.
Posted by: greg at August 02, 2023 09:41 AM (xS+1c)

More on the mark. The kind of bland evil that dissembles under a pious mask.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 02, 2023 09:49 AM (yGG+N)

457 Posted by: JROD at August 02, 2023 09:47 AM (IlL6s)

Valid points.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 02, 2023 09:50 AM (yGG+N)

458 >>"...regardless off what you feel about him on a personal level, if you abandon Trump in this situation, you are surrendering to the evil criminals who stabbed us in the face and hijacked the nation."

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Can you translate this into Ewok, please?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 02, 2023 09:52 AM (kjOVp)

459 Queue the brainless r*tards that will say "They indicted him because they want him to be the GOP candidate!"

No dear idiots - they want him to die in jail or preferably earlier.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at August 02, 2023 09:56 AM (xaNfJ)

460 @457 Ordinary American-If I'm wrong......great! The other problem is we(MAGA or whatever we're calling ourselves these days) have not taken over the Republican Party. Trump didn't help backing Ronna. Remember before the 22' mid-terms the battle cry besides the "red-wave' here was taking over the party....that didn't happen. Trump unfortunately cozied up to the GOP at the 16' convention. I believe he had no choice the same as DeSantis will have no choice. I believe it was whispered in DeSantis ear by the GOPe to run in 24' because they know Trump is history. Why not, they're in on it. IMO and others it had made no sense for DeSantis to run unless he was auditioning for VP. If DeSantis AND Trump were smart, this is what should happen. At this point the onus is on DeSantis supporters to convince Trump people he's the real deal. Lots of splainin' to do as to how he's going to beat the cheat and survive taking on a lawless Deep State and their political party grounded in a way that sounds grounded in reality and not fantasy.

Posted by: JROD at August 02, 2023 10:05 AM (IlL6s)

461 131 And in today's local political news, my fellow candidate and I filmed a little piece for cable (Yes; I understand nobody watches that. I felt like I was filming something for the underground opposition during the Soviet Union, because the building was largely empty and I had a wander around outside to try find the unmarked entrance to the studio. Finally my friend picked me up in his car to take me to the entrance.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2023 08:14 AM (Keyt1)

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Good luck on the election

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 02, 2023 10:17 AM (cMXNt)

462 A Veep known as Michael R. Pence
Had the sense of a post of a fence
He blamed his old boss
For his terrible loss
And his country he gives no defense

Posted by: Frauds & Bawds at August 02, 2023 10:39 AM (VsUo2)

463 I am Mike Pence and I am running for President so I can refuse to pardon Trump after he gets railroaded by Biden.

Posted by: Lost In Space at August 02, 2023 10:53 AM (Gm0G9)

464 Wisconsin Police 'Acting Like Thugs' Arrest Christians for Preaching at 'Trans' Event Targeting Children

Those politicians and police officers that carried out the illegal orders need to be sued, and hard.
I'd rather they be all lined up and hanged along main street as a warning to the rest of the leftist tyrants. I didn't see any warning in the video, just straight grab the mike and arrest the kid. What bullshit.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2023 11:43 AM (ynpvh)

465 Pence is a total prick.

Light bulbs: "Energy Independence and Security Act of 2007" was pushed and signed by republicans. It outlawed IC bulbs, but then they issued a stay on those for a while.

Bush, Pence, McCain, Grahamnesty, et al. Globalist, multinational assholes who's political 'teams' are now helping DeSantis lose.

Posted by: Danimal28 at August 02, 2023 12:46 PM (klw0w)

466

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