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In New Rambling, Disaster-Pants Interview, Biden Pretends He's Always Acknowleged His Seventh, Illegitimate Grandchild
Biden was really something in this interview. He told ALL KINDS of LIEZZZZ.
He lied about riding Amtrack for 1.1 million miles again. Why would someone lie about this? He also says that he doesn't want to embarrass a conductor that he has repeatedly been told died in 2014.Biden tells a debunked story about an Amtrak conductor who told him, as VP, he went 1.1 million miles on AF2 and 1.2 million miles on Amtrak.
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 31, 2023
That never happened. The conductor retired from Amtrak in 1993 and died in 2014. Biden didn't reach a million miles on AF2 until 2015. pic.twitter.com/QFc7MVphJn
BIDEN: "I have seven grandkids ... every day, I either text them or call them!"
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 31, 2023
Until three days ago, Biden had never even acknowledged his four-year-old seventh grandchild. pic.twitter.com/qQIIlHCins
Biden says "being there" for his grandkids "is important and makes such a difference."
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 31, 2023
It took Biden more than four years to acknowledge the existence of his granddaughter — who they won't even let use the Biden last name. pic.twitter.com/bKXwBpR3u2
That’s actually not true. Court proceedings were only reopened last September by Hunter seeking to reduce child support payments. Everything was settled in March 2020, after Lunden Roberts established paternity via DNA. Ample opportunity in those 2.5 years for Joe to have… https://t.co/DcQkXRwGqT
— Miranda Devine (@mirandadevine) July 29, 2023
Alex ThompsonThe "time becomes right" as even the leftwing propaganda rag USA Today reported, just past Tuesday, that Biden's refusal to acknowledge the four-year-old girl "turns off" "even Biden's supporters."
@AlexThomp NYT reports: "in recent weeks, the president told his son that he wanted to meet Navy when the time was right, according to a person familiar with those discussions."
PHILADELPHIA − Louis Snipe admires President Joe Biden. He has a much different opinion of Grandpa Joe Biden. Snipe, a Lyft driver who spent years repairing pool tables, credits Biden for rebuilding the economy and restoring dignity to the White House. Yet Snipe has trouble squaring his support with one of Biden's family decisions: Biden's refusal to acknowledge the existence of his 4-year-old granddaughter in Arkansas whom his son Hunter Biden fathered out of wedlock. "If my children have children, they're my children," said Snipe, 70, himself a grandfather of five, speaking over a Curtis Mayfield jam on the radio and through a face mask to a backseat passenger. "It amazes me -- I'll put it that way." Biden's image as a family man who values decency and compassion is central to the political identity he has fostered over five decades in public office. But those virtues have taken a hit as Biden publicly recognizes only six grandchildren and fails to mention the girl born to Hunter Biden and 32-year-old Lunden Roberts, whom Hunter met during the peak of his well-documented battle with drug addiction. "If that's the case, that's fine, but just admit that you have a seventh grandchild," said Beth Binns, 78, a grandmother of seven and a retired receptionist from Philadelphia who votes Republican. "You can't leave that child out in the cold. I think it's a disgrace. And he calls himself a Christian, a Catholic?"Deb Heine pointed out that Biden's sudden embrace of his illegitimate granddaughter coincidentally coincides with the release of a poll showing that more than two thirds of Americans say he should acknowledge the four-year-old.
Charles C. W. Cooke
@charlescwcooke Masterpiece. The description of Hunter Biden's crimes as "foibles." The framing of the story as being actually about Republicans. The insinuation of "pouncing." 10/10.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 31, 2023 05:30 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 31, 2023 05:30 PM (nscIV)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 05:31 PM (mo9/n)
Posted by: Interesting Times at July 31, 2023 05:31 PM (ieN7O)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 31, 2023 05:32 PM (nscIV)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 05:32 PM (mo9/n)
Posted by: Ju at July 31, 2023 05:32 PM (aTmM/)
Posted by: DB - rightwing nutjob at July 31, 2023 05:32 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2023 05:32 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2023 05:32 PM (Q4IgG)
Most of the notes say "wipe your butt".
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 05:33 PM (mo9/n)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2023 05:34 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2023 05:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 31, 2023 05:34 PM (ScR16)
Poor kid. Would be better off thinking she was the product of one of her mom's random clients.
Posted by: red speck at July 31, 2023 05:34 PM (0Id0S)
No better way to be a piece of shit, than to shit on the people who support you. Yet you reference him in this case, because unlike before, he is actually correct.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at July 31, 2023 05:35 PM (gbDsv)
Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at July 31, 2023 05:35 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 31, 2023 05:35 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 05:36 PM (mo9/n)
Posted by: USA Today at July 31, 2023 05:37 PM (ozhxq)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 31, 2023 05:35 PM (xcxpd)
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That's not how any of this works.
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2023 05:37 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2023 05:37 PM (TZ75n)
Snipe, a Lyft driver who spent years repairing pool tables, credits Biden for rebuilding the economy and restoring dignity to the White House.
THIS! It's like the gold standard of reporting!
For Paul, Rainmando, and Sid.
Meanwhile, all the gas stations near me are trying to stay a RCH under $4.00 a gallon.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 31, 2023 05:37 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2023 05:37 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 31, 2023 05:38 PM (6xRrr)
What was Biden's great strength? The phony image as the kind, old grandpa.
Now: Why are they, of all things, having to risk so much to buttress his core strength?
Because the hits on Hunter are landing on President Pervy McBribes.
They need the Dems to rally to their fake image-- if you're attacking Joe, you're attacking his grandkids!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2023 05:38 PM (5jqeq)
Posted by: sidney at July 31, 2023 05:39 PM (Uy/WF)
If it was done everywhere he goes, he might lose his temper and say something he can't take back.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 31, 2023 05:40 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 31, 2023 05:40 PM (krqg6)
Until hunter biden pulls that court issued injunction preventing his daughter from using his last name, it will all be kabuki theater......tons of noise and wailing but no real substance.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 31, 2023 05:40 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2023 05:40 PM (xhxe8)
I feel sorry for the kid though.
Posted by: andycanuck
Kid is alive so the mother did that for her. How many abortions do you think Hunter is responsible for over the years?
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2023 05:41 PM (bk5GW)
Why the lie? To make the media deny it and inadvertently spread the real lie.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 31, 2023 05:41 PM (5jqeq)
Most of the notes say "wipe your butt".
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 05:33 PM
The final year for my father-in-law there were 'Think Harder' post-it-notes everywhere. He didn't.
Nor can Joe.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 31, 2023 05:42 PM (enJYY)
Matt Dillon didn't ride from Dodge City to Hays that many times in 20 years of Gunsmoke!! And that's only 90 miles each way.
Posted by: Muldoon, who relates everything to Gunsmoke at July 31, 2023 05:42 PM (zLLgI)
I would of settled for a movie thread. Even if that movie is Prometheus.
:/
Posted by: Outside of Life at July 31, 2023 05:42 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 31, 2023 05:42 PM (ga8qR)
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2023 05:41 PM (bk5GW)
None? The woman who murders the kid is responsible.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 31, 2023 05:42 PM (xcxpd)
Masterpiece. The description of Hunter Biden's crimes as "foibles."
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Remember when Bill Clinton's sexual assaults on Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broaddrick were "dalliances"?
Jeb Bush remembers.
Deep State vs dictionary.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 31, 2023 05:42 PM (lCaJd)
Is it so they can still capture the audio as he sinks his chin into his chest and nods off?
Posted by: reason at July 31, 2023 05:43 PM (ozhxq)
Posted by: hobbitopoly
Hijinks was too strong a message for US Today to say about Hunter's actions.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2023 05:43 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: joey biden at July 31, 2023 05:43 PM (krqg6)
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DO NOT PRESS THE RED BUTTON!
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2023 05:43 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2023 05:43 PM (jzzG8)
Can you imagine how they would react finding out that they had a cousin who's mom was a stripper?
After all some already have a mom that was shacking up with uncle Hunter and some who's mom was showering with Grandpa Joe.
And now this!
It could be enough to send them into a life of drugs, gun crime, and bribery.
Think of the CHILDREN!
Posted by: Just Lily at July 31, 2023 05:44 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
I bet dollar for doughnut that Hunter paid for a few. Crackheads are not noted for using protection.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2023 05:44 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2023 05:44 PM (8SAJV)
Next YOU put pants on OVER diapers.
Posted by: Mirror Post-It Note at July 31, 2023 05:44 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2023 05:45 PM (8SAJV)
he's also always been at war with eastasia
Posted by: anachronda at July 31, 2023 05:45 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: Muldoon, who relates everything to Gunsmoke at July 31, 2023 05:45 PM (zLLgI)
Posted by: blaster
Can't allow his image to be tarnished by the tawdry voters of the US.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 05:46 PM (mo9/n)
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2023 05:45 PM (8SAJV)
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But at least he's telling the truth there.
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2023 05:46 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
I bet dollar for doughnut that Hunter paid for a few. Crackheads are not noted for using protection.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2023 05:44 PM (bk5GW)
Eh. Unless he coerced them, the guilt is still on the killers, not the impregnator. Not saying he's a good guy, but he's not responsible for abortions barring threats/intimidation.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 31, 2023 05:46 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2023 05:46 PM (TZ75n)
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2023 05:46 PM (FQmDC)
Posted by: Orson at July 31, 2023 05:46 PM (dIske)
A shirtless man pumping gas in Brooklyn was stabbed to death by an offended Muslim over the weekend.
The victim, a gay black male, was pumping gas and dancing around in pink swim trunks when a group of Muslims confronted him about his ‘offensive’ behavior.
The suspect, a 17-year-old Muslim male, was seen on surveillance video stabbing the victim to death.
According to eyewitnesses, the suspect said, ‘Oh, we’re Muslim, so don’t do this in front of me.’
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2023 05:47 PM (8GBH4)
__________
Obama
And what he was involved in with shit-for-brains.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2023 05:47 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: blaster
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Because if there were any justice, it would take the whole facade Democratic Party down with him.
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2023 05:47 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: blaster
Different factions of the Biden junta are fighting over whether you want a rotting brained child molesting bribe taker or Kamala in power.
Tells you something about Kamala.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2023 05:47 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 31, 2023 05:47 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: MAxIE at July 31, 2023 05:47 PM (twxj3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)
What rhymes with foibles?
Posted by: Muldoon, who relates everything to Gunsmoke at July 31, 2023 05:45 PM
Nothing anyone would insert into their butt cheeks.
Posted by: Richard Gere at July 31, 2023 05:47 PM (enJYY)
The victim, a gay black male, was pumping gas and dancing around in pink swim trunks when a group of Muslims confronted him about his ‘offensive’ behavior.
The suspect, a 17-year-old Muslim male, was seen on surveillance video stabbing the victim to death.
According to eyewitnesses, the suspect said, ‘Oh, we’re Muslim, so don’t do this in front of me.’
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2023 05:47 PM (8GBH4)
*Two red buttons meme*
*me sweating*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 31, 2023 05:48 PM (xcxpd)
I suspect there are pictures of the grandkids Christmas stockings in the White House.
None of them were *NAVY* and their were only 6.
Another completely provable LIE by Joey.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 05:48 PM (mo9/n)
USA Today brings you: "The Foibles of Young Master Hunter."
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For those who think that Biden's exiting stage left anytime soon, I present to you...the Mainstream Media. I'm telling you, the average LIV has no idea about what is going on with the Borgias - whoops, I mean the Bidens.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 31, 2023 05:48 PM (/iWhV)
Posted by: Bathroom Mirror Post-it at July 31, 2023 05:48 PM (ozhxq)
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2023 05:48 PM (V13WU)
>>What rhymes with foibles?
Crackhead. It's all in the pronunciation.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2023 05:48 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: blaster at July 31, 2023 05:44 PM
I think they are up against the......is there no one else wall:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BiLCJxpqi4
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 31, 2023 05:48 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: Muldoon, who relates everything to Gunsmoke at July 31, 2023 05:45 PM (zLLgI)
Well; You could always use "peccadillos" instead and rhyme that with armadillos-which doesn't really rhyme, but seems like a good word for a limerick.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2023 05:48 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Surprisingly Lucid President Charlie Foxtrot at July 31, 2023 05:48 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Redenzo at July 31, 2023 05:49 PM (V/pbu)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Hunter has a cleanup crew for him is my guess just like Billy Jeff did. If they are anything like Billy Jeff's crew, persuasion begins at coercion and then goes on from there.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2023 05:49 PM (bk5GW)
It's like stud athletes. They don't know any better because no one has told them differently for most of their lives.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/ycke6z2z
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 31, 2023 05:49 PM (OZjDX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2023 05:49 PM (8GBH4)
You're talking about Hunter Biden. You think he didn't use all of the above?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 31, 2023 05:49 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: blaster
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Until it's absolutely safe, you keep clapping. To do otherwise opens up the possibility of being shunned.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 31, 2023 05:49 PM (8AONa)
Dueling factions, as Mannix informs us.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2023 05:49 PM (RqMSv)
Orange.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2023 05:49 PM (8GBH4)
moibles?
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 31, 2023 05:50 PM (/iWhV)
They are all liars that lie, starting with the NWS climate/weather forecasts.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 31, 2023 05:50 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tex Watson at July 31, 2023 05:50 PM (tO+U3)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2023 05:50 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2023 05:50 PM (krQz2)
Biden is more heartless than a fictional character. They claim they stayed away from seeing Navy due to the paternity lawsuits. BS. At least even the left isn't buying it.
Posted by: LizLem at July 31, 2023 05:50 PM (kuSTV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 05:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Or you could use minor flaws" which has guite a few possibilities for rhyming.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2023 05:51 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Biden Note # 457 at July 31, 2023 05:51 PM (OZjDX)
Posted by: Muldoon, who relates everything to Gunsmoke at July 31, 2023 05:45 PM (zLLgI)
Notables
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2023 05:51 PM (MNhXM)
No?
Maybe just this time?
No?
Ah shucks.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 05:51 PM (mo9/n)
Orange.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2023 05:49 PM (8GBH4)
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Oi! Soyguls!
Posted by: That Brit Guy at July 31, 2023 05:51 PM (krQz2)
Some people kiss the Blarney Stone, I just sniffed it.
(Well, I sniffed the little girl who was standing nearby.)
Posted by: The most corrupt president ever at July 31, 2023 05:52 PM (/WEjF)
Posted by: Muldoon, who relates everything to Gunsmoke at July 31, 2023 05:45 PM (zLLgI)
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Toxicological
Posted by: scampydog at July 31, 2023 05:52 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 31, 2023 05:52 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2023 05:52 PM (ZdaMQ)
I am NOT your mother or sister.
That was SUGAR that Hunter was sniffing off my ass
-DOCTOR Jill Biden (YOUR wife)
Posted by: Mirror Post-It Note at July 31, 2023 05:52 PM (Geoni)
speaking over a Curtis Mayfield jam on the radio and through a face mask to a backseat passenger.
Biden voter
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2023 05:52 PM (63Dwl)
Orange.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2023 05:49 PM (8GBH4)
moibles?
as in "he's lost his..."?
Posted by: anachronda at July 31, 2023 05:52 PM (oY6Yp)
Arama thinks that Biden just let it slip that he's having such memory problems that his staff and awful wife have to tape post-its all of the house to remind him of simple things. I think that's completely right.
Reminds me of when my dad had he brain hemorrhage 15 years ago. He couldn't remember anything that happened, so he kept getting out of bed, wanting to go home, go smoke or get a beer. The nurses put signs all over his room "Ed, stay in bed." He complained about that too.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 31, 2023 05:53 PM (6xRrr)
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2023 05:49 PM
Yes he does and it is headed by the secret service. They were johnny on the spot when he illegally bought that gun and his whore tossed it into the dumpster behind a school. They also went to the gun store and tried to strong arm the owner to *surrender* the paperwork to make it all disappear. If it wasn't for that guy refusing to be intimidated we would have never known about the illegal gun purchase.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 31, 2023 05:53 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 31, 2023 05:53 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2023 05:53 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: anachronda at July 31, 2023 05:53 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2023 05:54 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 31, 2023 05:54 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Muldoon, who relates everything to Gunsmoke at July 31, 2023 05:45 PM (zLLgI)
hoibles
As in, the Oakland Athletics are one hoible fukcing baseball team.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 31, 2023 05:54 PM (OZjDX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2023 05:54 PM (6CTA5)
Posted by: anachronda at July 31, 2023 05:54 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: That Jew Guy at July 31, 2023 05:54 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Muldoon, who relates everything to Gunsmoke at July 31, 2023 05:54 PM (zLLgI)
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2023 05:55 PM (MNhXM)
So this zombie Amtrak conductor is sitting down at night stalking the VP's travels, meticulously chronicling each segment, measuring out the distances and keeping books on AF2 and each Amtrak ride. Did this zombie Amtrak conductor also sneak into the garage each night to read the odometer on his vehicles and calculate the mileage of each private jet trip including the trips on Epstein's Lolita Express?
This is Stalker Hall of Fame worthy stuff.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 31, 2023 05:55 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2023 05:55 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)
To be fair, if I were stuck in the hospital, I'd want to go have a beer, too.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 31, 2023 05:56 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Muldoon, who relates everything to Gunsmoke at July 31, 2023 05:54 PM (zLLgI)
Squirting is a quirk.
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2023 05:56 PM (MNhXM)
___________
They're called the Secret Service. They babysat him during his "rehab" in a rented Malibu house... in the next door rented Malibu house... while Hunter fucked whores and did drugs.
While "rehabbing." Yo
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2023 05:56 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: blaster
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At some point the deep state will announce “we’re just going to put whoever we want in the White House. So pay your taxes and no one will get hurt.”
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 31, 2023 05:56 PM (a057u)
Posted by: NJ Accent at July 31, 2023 05:56 PM (/WEjF)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2023 05:56 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Mister Scott
A lot of the really skeevy work is generally farmed out to political law firms who then use their 'investigators' to do the dirty work. Biden, being cheap, just ordered the Sec. Service to do it is my guess. He is both cheap and corrupt at the same time.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2023 05:56 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: Sven at July 31, 2023 05:56 PM (cKdWZ)
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She was a showgirl.
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2023 05:55 PM (krQz2)
That was Lola. Get your story straight. Call Mr. Manilow for clarification.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 31, 2023 05:56 PM (okGHj)
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She was a showgirl.
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2023 05:55 PM
Uh no.....
Posted by: Lola at July 31, 2023 05:56 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2023 05:57 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: Outside of Life at July 31, 2023 05:42 PM
You wanted a Russ Meyer retrospective.
You'd settle for Prometheus.
You'll get Covenant, or Worst of The View, your choice.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 31, 2023 05:57 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Jewish David French at July 31, 2023 05:57 PM (OZjDX)
Posted by: David French at July 31, 2023 05:57 PM (ozhxq)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 31, 2023 05:57 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2023 05:57 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2023 05:57 PM (O0UOO)
It's for Media to spin, to distract from today's other developments.
The Left insists on winning every day in the Media, with their assistance. But the lies are piling up.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2023 05:58 PM (RqMSv)
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2023 05:55 PM (krQz2)
That was Lola. Get your story straight. Call Mr. Manilow for clarification.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 31, 2023 05:56 PM (okGHj)
Saddest upbeat song ever.
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2023 05:58 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 31, 2023 05:58 PM (6CTA5)
Posted by: George O at July 31, 2023 05:58 PM (SYTee)
I'm glad you're all focused on the BIG STORY.
Signed,
Former ex-Kenyan born President with a black eye, bandaged fingers, and a dead ex-employee who was writing a 'tell-all' book about me floating in my back yard.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 31, 2023 05:58 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 31, 2023 05:58 PM (2YtOq)
______________
In Britspeak, "when the time is right" means NEVER, ABSOLUTELY NOT, OVER MY DEAD BODY!"
Recall Margaret Thatcher said in connection with some Eurocrap that the UK would join "when the time is right."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2023 05:59 PM (YqDXo)
To be fair, if I were stuck in the hospital, I'd want to go have a beer, too.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 31, 2023 05:56 PM (okGHj)
I didn't say I disagreed with the mindset.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 05:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon, who relates everything to Gunsmoke at July 31, 2023 05:59 PM (zLLgI)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2023 05
Gross, Don’t Eat Thems.
Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2023 05:59 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: George O at July 31, 2023 05:58 PM (SYTee)
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Nice!
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2023 05:59 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: runner
Sure he is, and he'll "win" again, even if he's dead on election day.
We should have started shooting a long fucking time ago. The Founders would have.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2023 05:59 PM (O0UOO)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at July 31, 2023 05:59 PM (oJ6Se)
I'm glad you're all focused on the BIG STORY.
Signed,
Former ex-Kenyan born President with a black eye, bandaged fingers, and a dead ex-employee who was writing a 'tell-all' book about me floating in my back yard.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
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Right up there with exercise band Reid and the Clintons.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2023 06:00 PM (bk5GW)
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The kid is what, 5 years old?
F*ck you and your "the time is right" to meet your f*cking grandchild. You're an unmitigated piece of shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Otter 841 continues to evade capture.
Let her surf! Be free, my sweet sister!
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at July 31, 2023 06:00 PM (ISu5D)
Think of the CHILDREN!
Posted by: Just Lily at July 31, 2023 05:44 PM (RLLZj)
Debauchery. You forgot debauchery.
Posted by: Fox2! at July 31, 2023 06:00 PM (xnpli)
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And you can't get a more reliable source on economics or political science than a pool table repairman and a Lyft driver.
They know things.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2023 06:01 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Reuben Hick
Exactly.
The whole story is just stupid. Most of his stories are. The commentariat gets distracted with stupid details and seem to miss that the guy is a creep and a moron and who the f cares how many miles he went.
BTW. unless took amtrack cross country twice a month for 8 years, he is well under 1M miles.
Posted by: NJ Accent at July 31, 2023 06:01 PM (/WEjF)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 31, 2023 05:57 PM (ncXxy)
Hunter's illegitimate son by a russian hooker?
Posted by: Archer at July 31, 2023 06:01 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2023 06:01 PM (RqMSv)
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 31, 2023 05:56 PM (okGHj)
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No, it was YODA.
Posted by: Weird Al Yankovic at July 31, 2023 06:02 PM (ozhxq)
I'm 100% convinced that Biden and his entire cabinet are zombie drones so stupid, disengaged and mesmerized by their own narcissistic greatness (also having abundant skeletons in the closet) that the ONLY reason they are in their station is to be puppets/targets.†
For this reason, I see them purely as entertainment as this minstrel show of perversion, decadence and depravity is a constant reminder of how ignorant and cowardly We The People are in demanding our Constitutional Republic
† the real destruction is being engineered by Kalorama/WEF/Beijing and deployed by unappointed Lifers who are letting their freak fly.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 31, 2023 06:02 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)
I might have added "useless leaky douchebag," but YMMV.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 31, 2023 06:02 PM (okGHj)
>>Andrii Telizhenko
@TelizhenkoAndy
Spoke about this from 2019 publicly and to the US Senate and Fox News had me put on a black list why?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2023 06:02 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2023 06:01 PM (RqMSv)
Not enough room. Her's will be hung in the bathroom next to the post it notes on the mirror.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Has a certain low-IQ ring to it.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2023 05:57 PM (O0UOO)
_______________
Should've called her "Double-Wide Biden."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 31, 2023 06:02 PM (YqDXo)
The kid is what, 5 years old?
F*ck you and your "the time is right" to meet your f*cking grandchild. You're an unmitigated piece of shit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)
The right time will be as soon as it best politically. I would suggest it’s better fir her they don’t meet, but kids internalize this and they wonder what was wrong with them, why they are unlovable when this happens. That stays with them. Abandoning children is garbage behavior from selfish, garbage people.
Posted by: Piper at July 31, 2023 06:02 PM (ZdaMQ)
Oh; I dont know. "Hunter has some minor flaws. Lies continually leak from his jaws" is mildly amusing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2023 06:03 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2023 06:03 PM (8GBH4)
I might have added "useless leaky douchebag," but YMMV.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 31, 2023 06:02 PM (okGHj)
He's the guy next to the emu in those annoying commercials?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 06:03 PM (Zz0t1)
After a shampooing.
Posted by: davidt at July 31, 2023 06:03 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Weird Al Yankovic at July 31, 2023 06:02 PM (ozhxq)
With those ears? And not much kick out of those short legs...
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 31, 2023 06:03 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Sharkman
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Took about ten years or so. Like here, you had a lot of people reluctant to admit that the British elites did not give a shit about the colonies other than what they could get out of us. If that took making all the Americans into peasants by Parliamentary law, they would do that. If it took killing some, the Brits would do that too.
People at first argued, if only the King knew, then if only Parliament knew, then if only the British people knew--boycotts, marches, Boston Tea party, Boston Massacre, and so on all failed to move the Brits.
Then came the gun and cannon seizure order requiring troops to go to Concord via Lexington. That was the fuse.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2023 06:04 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 31, 2023 06:04 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 06:00 PM (Zz0t1)
I would have put it a little stronger, but OK.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 06:04 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 31, 2023 06:04 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Mirror Post-it Note at July 31, 2023 06:04 PM (fs1hN)
ehh....
give him time
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2023 06:04 PM (AcWfM)
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I've alwaya been....uh....been crazy for my...
...my daught...my step, uh, granddaughter, Maureen.
Posted by: Sundown Joey at July 31, 2023 06:05 PM (ozhxq)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2023 06:01 PM (RqMSv)
I read this as "Will the Biden's be hung by Christmas by the Navy?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 06:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2023 06:05 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Dark Force Thirsting For Power at July 31, 2023 06:05 PM (QY+6a)
Maybe when an actual dead body turns up in Hunter's house they will dare to use "shenanigans."
Posted by: Oddbob at July 31, 2023 06:05 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 06:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Not smart enough to play the stupid dude in commercials. I'm gonna have to say no.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 31, 2023 06:05 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 31, 2023 06:05 PM (7B5FA)
There would have been a meeting immediately.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 06:05 PM (guGkK)
Yoda is my favorite character from Star Wars because he's shorter than the taller characters are tall. Mostly.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 31, 2023 06:05 PM (ppBhU)
Whether you're pro-Trump or pro-Meatball you gotta wonder how Trump will broach the Obama chef story at his next rally.
Since I bought some night-crawlers today I wait with baited breath.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 31, 2023 06:05 PM (enJYY)
I would have put it a little stronger, but OK.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 06:04 PM (guGkK)
I'm no Chavez the Hugo, that's for sure. But then again, who is?
*raises a glass in tribute*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2023 06:06 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2023 06:06 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: davidt at July 31, 2023 06:06 PM (SYTee)
Not smart enough to play the stupid dude in commercials. I'm gonna have to say no.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 31, 2023 06:05 PM (okGHj)
Valid point.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 06:06 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 31, 2023 06:06 PM (OZjDX)
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If he sees her fluffy little head across a crowded room he would.
After all he has never met her or her mother and would have no idea who she is.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 31, 2023 06:07 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2023 06:07 PM (AcWfM)
We should have started shooting a long fucking time ago. The Founders would have.
Posted by: Sharkman
I think so.
His positioning is if he does not bow out like that pussy Johnson, the DNC has no choice. This is further shored up by having a VP that is untouchable and unusable -- they can't replace her since she is "historic," and no one dare let her move up.
He holds all the aces.
Posted by: NJ Accent at July 31, 2023 06:07 PM (/WEjF)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 31, 2023 06:07 PM (7B5FA)
I would have put it a little stronger, but OK.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 06:04 PM (guGkK)
I'm no Chavez the Hugo, that's for sure. But then again, who is?
*raises a glass in tribute*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 06:06 PM (Zz0t1)
That man was a poet. Respect.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 31, 2023 06:07 PM (/iWhV)
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2023 05:55 PM (krQz2)
That was Lola. Get your story straight. Call Mr. Manilow for clarification.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 31, 2023 05:56 PM (okGHj)
Saddest upbeat song ever.
Posted by: polynikes
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Uh...
Posted by: Seasons in the Sun by Terry Jacks at July 31, 2023 06:07 PM (fs1hN)
YOU are NOT the dog
That means
-NO SNIFFING
-NO BITING
-NO SHITTING ON FLOOR
-NO LEG HUMPING!
-DR. Jill Biden (your WIFE)
Posted by: Mirror Post-It Note at July 31, 2023 06:08 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: Oddbob
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Oh, the horrors that will imply to the US Today readers!!! They will think Hunter is some kind of cheeky scamp and that only the Prezzie's love for Hunter might set him up on the right path.
In Hollywood, they always seem to figure out that doing a charity show will work.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2023 06:08 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2023 06:08 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2023 06:08 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2023 06:07 PM (AcWfM)
Hunter is just IRREPRESSIBLE much like the younger lad Ricky was on The Ozzie and Harriet Show.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 06:09 PM (guGkK)
Tee Hee.
Posted by: Foibles McGee at July 31, 2023 06:09 PM (r6zxK)
https://is.gd/3B6vph
CNN contributor goes off on Hunter, moderator attempts recovery.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 06:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Sad but It’s not a beat I can dance to. 😀
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2023 06:09 PM (MNhXM)
But won't see jail or big fines.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2023 06:09 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Muldoon, who relates everything to Gunsmoke at July 31, 2023 05:54 PM (zLLgI)
Squirting is a quirk.
there once was a girl with some foibles
making her friends think she's losing her moibles
her oddest quirk
was a bit of a squirt
when beset by her latest troibles
Posted by: anachronda at July 31, 2023 06:09 PM (oY6Yp)
they would pull Beau's corpse in of course if they thought of a way
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2023 06:09 PM (AcWfM)
Maybe when an actual dead body turns up in Hunter's house they will dare to use "shenanigans."
That might just be "horseplay".
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 31, 2023 06:10 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: Oddbob at July 31, 2023 06:05 PM (nfrXX)
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Misadventures.
Posted by: USA Today at July 31, 2023 06:10 PM (ozhxq)
YOU are NOT the dog
That means
-NO SNIFFING
-NO BITING
-NO SHITTING ON FLOOR
-NO LEG HUMPING!
-DR. Jill Biden (your WIFE)
Posted by: Mirror Post-It Note at July 31, 2023 06:08 PM (Geoni)
This sounds like in Every Which Way But Loose when Clyde is going on the 'date' with the other orangutan from the zoo.
"No shittin', pissin' fartin', spittin' or pickin' your ass...."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 06:10 PM (Zz0t1)
probably what like one giant letter on each post it so he can read them?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2023 06:10 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: blaster
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I have a theory about this. The theory is that it isn't really the DNC controlling the media, but the media controlling the Dems. Basically, Hillary thought that after the mildly critical press coverage that she deemed a "vast, right-wing conspiracy" in the 1990s that she would make sure the press stayed firmly 'on script'. We learned about this from the leaked DNC emails in 2016. And the press did learn. They know to always cover for a Dem nominee or a Dem office holder. But they aren't bright bulbs, so they get confused in Dem primaries. Hell, they couldn't even stick with Hills in 2008.
So what we have right now is a problem for the DNC. They very much want to do a back room switcheroo like when they changed from Torricelli to Lautenberg in the '02 NJ Senate race. However, the media is running the script they've been programmed to run, which is to cover for a Dem office holder and turn every scandal into "Republicans pouncing". Short of announcing Biden's retirement a la Feinstein or Stephen Breyer, the DNC is in trouble.
Posted by: the lower depths at July 31, 2023 06:10 PM (+b4rY)
(The Adams Family theme song just popped into my head after writing the above.)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 31, 2023 06:10 PM (fs1hN)
Richard Gere inserted a goibel
While David French admired a goy bull
But Hunter stole the show
With a little help from Joe
And some quirks, peccadilloes, and foibles
Posted by: Muldoon, who relates everything to Gunsmoke at July 31, 2023 06:10 PM (zLLgI)
Ooooooh that Hunt! Always with the rumpus!
hunt the wumpus > hunt with the rumpus
Posted by: anachronda at July 31, 2023 06:10 PM (oY6Yp)
Apparently someone asked on Twitter if you could have a dinner with the Clintons, what would you plan? As if they are this desirable couple anyone would die to host. Roseanne Barr quipped back that she wouldn't want dinner with them, they'd probably have her whacked.
She also I think tweeted at a GOPe grifter that a photo of him looks like he has AIDS. When he responded back that it was homophobic of her to say that, she asked why he was bringing being gay into it, she never said the word gay. So she tripled back the grifter troll.
I hope she's having fun on Twitter! Sounds like it.
Posted by: LizLem at July 31, 2023 06:11 PM (kuSTV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 06:11 PM (guGkK)
==
DON'T BITE MAJOR !
Posted by: runner at July 31, 2023 06:11 PM (V13WU)
noun
1. a minor weakness or failing of character; slight flaw or defect
2. the weaker part of a sword blade, between the middle and the point
3. smoking crack, banging widowed sister-in-laws, banging hookers, banging strippers, perjury, money laundering, racketeering...
Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 31, 2023 06:11 PM (thcCd)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2023 06:07 PM (AcWfM)
I'd guess he's been in and out of a rumpus or two over the years. There's probably photographic proof, but I'd rather not know about that.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 31, 2023 06:11 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Muldoon, who relates everything to Gunsmoke at July 31, 2023 06:11 PM (zLLgI)
Posted by: Eeyore at July 31, 2023 06:11 PM (brAQZ)
Posted by: polynikes
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Anything by the Mavericks. I give you as an example, "All You Ever Do Is Bring Me Down."
https://youtu.be/XamDeKZEJYo
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 31, 2023 06:11 PM (7B5FA)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2023 06:12 PM (8GBH4)
Because before that the maybe-competent Biden brother was in charge of riding herd on the crackhead?
I mean, I know that blaming things on the dead is popular because they aren't here to defend themselves, but sheesh.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 31, 2023 06:12 PM (ou9hh)
Well done!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 31, 2023 06:12 PM (Keyt1)
they would pull Beau's corpse in of course if they thought of a way
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2023 06:09 PM (AcWfM)
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I would like to say I thought of that, but it *is* emerging spin.
You'd think that America would be smarter than to fall for a Maxwell-Smart-like "Wouldja believe...?"
Posted by: Axeman at July 31, 2023 06:12 PM (krQz2)
hmm and nothing about low crimes
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2023 06:12 PM (AcWfM)
If they DNA tested half of New England, Joe would have a lot more than 7 grandchildren.
Posted by: Frank Barone at July 31, 2023 06:12 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2023 06:13 PM (ZLI7S)
YOU are NOT the dog
That means
-NO SNIFFING
-NO BITING
-NO SHITTING ON FLOOR
-NO LEG HUMPING!
-DR. Jill Biden (your WIFE)
Posted by: Mirror Post-It Note at July 31, 2023 06:08 PM (Geoni)
I might need a copy of this to post up at our land. Things do tend to get out hand up there....
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 31, 2023 06:13 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: USA Today at July 31, 2023 06:13 PM (ozhxq)
https://youtu.be/XamDeKZEJYo
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 31, 2023 06:11 PM (7B5FA)
Here's the yang to your yin........
https://youtu.be/nxcJW6bs5os
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 06:14 PM (Zz0t1)
110 miles each way to Wilmington. That's 10,000 two-hour trips, if Amtrak is on time. Nobody is that big a glutton for punishment.
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2023 06:14 PM (e2onP)
I think other presidents (like Nixon in '60) did what was best for the country.
biden has no shame, no dignity, no love for country, and no loyalty to the party. He will go down fighting if it means nuclear war.
Posted by: NJ Accent at July 31, 2023 06:14 PM (/WEjF)
I have to commend whoever's figuring out the drugs/dosages though, because we haven't really seen the outburst we all should have witnessed by this point. When it happens, (and it will) it's going to be spectacular.
Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at July 31, 2023 06:14 PM (zB/T/)
Hunter's smart. Not stupid, like they say. He's smart, and he wants respect.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 06:14 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Eeyore
And don't even try to impugn "niceties".
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2023 06:15 PM (e2onP)
*They never pick up at 0700 here, but I still take the trash down on Thursdays.*
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2023 06:15 PM (Q4IgG)
Joe got paid only five million from China? He shoulda read 'Art of the Deal'. It's on my bedside end table.
Posted by: The Guy with the Nuclear Football and Six Million in a Caymen Bank Account at July 31, 2023 06:15 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Toddler at July 31, 2023 06:15 PM (gmo/4)
you have to know the background tho
also Mr Smith is related to my REALLY GREAT IDEA for an 80s mystery click! where can I send!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2023 06:15 PM (AcWfM)
She also I think tweeted at a GOPe grifter that a photo of him looks like he has AIDS. When he responded back that it was homophobic of her to say that, she asked why he was bringing being gay into it, she never said the word gay. So she tripled back the grifter troll.
I hope she's having fun on Twitter! Sounds like it.
Posted by: LizLem
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The left were stupid to have killed her character literally on the revamped show for wrong think. You don't want a jester to have a grudge.
Posted by: whig at July 31, 2023 06:15 PM (bk5GW)
Posted by: davidt at July 31, 2023 06:15 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: polynikes
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Uh...
Posted by: Seasons in the Sun by Terry Jacks at July 31, 2023 06:07 PM (fs1hN)
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separate's always better when there's feelings involved
If what they say is"Nothing is forever"
Then what makes, then what makes
Then what makes, then what makes (what makes, what makes) Love the exception?
So why, oh, why, oh Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh
Are we so in denial when we know we're not happy here?
(Y'all don't want to hear me, you just want to dance)
Posted by: Hey Ya by Outkast at July 31, 2023 06:16 PM (kuSTV)
Posted by: observer at July 31, 2023 06:16 PM (FBltX)
Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2023 06:16 PM (AMIL/)
That is actually the point. When the ports were all backed up and "Christmas Was In Jeopardy" Mayor Pete was no where to be found for he was off on indefinite "maternity leave".
At a former company, they were very big in creating Smart Curb Space and many cities wanted to get in on managing curb space reservations. This really required Federal Money, particularly DoT, and specifically the DoT Secretary making this a policy decision. Everyone knew that wouldn't happen because none of these Cabinet level people are capable of policy making, nor would we want them to. Its all being handled by Lifers and whatever bribes they get from Lobbyists and their next employer after public retirement.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 31, 2023 06:16 PM (p8A+W)
holy sheep instead of Gen Y they should call it Gen Biden
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2023 06:17 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 31, 2023 06:11 PM (7B5FA)
I grew up in LA. Any live song with a Melodeon (Cajun accordion) can’t be sad.
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2023 06:17 PM (MNhXM)
The Revolution wanted Trump to win in 2020, so they could have 4 more years of the hated Trump to build on the street action of the George Floyd riots into Stage 1 insurrection supported by urban guerrilla activity. These folks are die hard Marxists and know how this works. The regular Democrats didn't realize that they were the Mensheviks and they did what Democrats do and stole the election when the opportunity presented itself. It set The Revolution back a decade.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 31, 2023 06:17 PM (7B5FA)
Posted by: USA Today at July 31, 2023 06:13 PM (ozhxq)
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All in the Family 2: Incest, Hookers, Blow, & Treason White Trash Boogaloo.
Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2023 06:17 PM (uT4Jr)
YOU are the PRESIDENT
YOU have TEETH
YOU brush YOUR TEETH
YOU wipe YOUR BUTT
*joe puts tooth paste on his butt*
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2023 06:17 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2023 06:16 PM (AMIL/)
Imagine the nerve of that rotten little bitch being born like that.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 06:17 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 06:14 PM (guGkK)
Hunter should probably avoid traveling by boat.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 31, 2023 06:18 PM (okGHj)
They tour. They're a fun concert if you can make it.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 31, 2023 06:18 PM (7B5FA)
put Hunt alone on a boat and you don't have to do anything else, he'll drown in three feet on a pond without Malia's help or anything
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 31, 2023 06:19 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: post it note at July 31, 2023 06:19 PM (/WEjF)
We are in Genesis 3, and someone commented about Adam and Eve's "foibles" in the garden, to the amusement of most of the group.
I confess I had no idea of what the reference was to until just now.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2023 06:20 PM (f//BW)
Posted by: General Jack Ripper at July 31, 2023 06:21 PM (iDY4w)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Hey fat! The tingle means it's working.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 06:21 PM (thcCd)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 31, 2023 06:18 PM (7B5FA)
They sure look it.
Posted by: polynikes at July 31, 2023 06:21 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: NJ Accent
Indeed.
He holds . . . The Ace of Spades . . .
https://youtu.be/86Iwytfa6ms
[Obligatory]
Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2023 06:21 PM (O0UOO)
She should be investing in a full suit of chain mail with padlocks on it.
Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2023 06:21 PM (amJF4)
Posted by: The Man Behind the Curtain at July 31, 2023 06:21 PM (SYTee)
Indeed.
He holds . . . The Ace of Spades . . .
https://youtu.be/86Iwytfa6ms
[Obligatory]
Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2023 06:21 PM (O0UOO)
You can never go wrong with that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 06:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 31, 2023 06:22 PM (NtVYv)
Whose adventures were quite the disruptor,
His father a toad,
His mother quite cold,
And his art a genuine plunder.
Posted by: Not Muldoon at July 31, 2023 06:22 PM (OZjDX)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2023 06:22 PM (RqMSv)
A judge could legitimately argue that any custody arrangement that allows Navy visitation with grandpa Biden actually constitutes an unsafe environment for the granddaughter.
Posted by: LizLem at July 31, 2023 06:22 PM (kuSTV)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 31, 2023 06:23 PM (7B5FA)
YOU sit on the toilet.
YOU do not shit yourself.
________________
Clean up in White House bathroom #5.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 31, 2023 06:23 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 06:23 PM (guGkK)
The J6 'insurrection' is no longer. My local radio station now refers to it as a 'riot'. Please adjust your points of view accordingly.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 31, 2023 06:23 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 06:14 PM (guGkK)
I'd pay to watch Moe Greene slap Human Chemical Toilet around.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 31, 2023 06:24 PM (OZjDX)
Posted by: whig
Yup.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2023 06:24 PM (O0UOO)
Posted by: Lionel Ritchie at July 31, 2023 06:24 PM (8GBH4)
.....
Couldn't think of two words that rhymed with 'foible', could you?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2023 06:24 PM (f//BW)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 31, 2023 06:23 PM (7B5FA)
Yeah buddy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 06:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 31, 2023 06:22 PM (RqMSv)
I am honestly shocked he hasn't yet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 06:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ignoramus
No. I'd still be Tonypete.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2023 06:25 PM (u/66v)
Posted by: Ignoramus
Secret Service is probably making sure his drugs don't contain fentanyl.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 06:26 PM (mo9/n)
No. I'd still be Tonypete.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 31, 2023 06:25 PM (u/66v)
BAHdum TISSSHH!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2023 06:27 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 06:14 PM (guGkK)
I'd pay to watch Moe Greene slap Human Chemical Toilet around.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue
Or Moe Howard even.
Posted by: JT at July 31, 2023 06:27 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2023 06:27 PM (xhxe8)
Then we won't call you, surely.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 31, 2023 06:27 PM (7B5FA)
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2023 06:27 PM (xhxe8)
1,000 quatloos to anyone who can get into the bathroom and post RESIGN NOW!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2023 06:28 PM (e4fEA)
Then you are told about all of these clandestine outlaw three-letter agencies and "senior officials" who are threatening social media empires to report the Party Line.
It ain't the media running the show.
Fear the one who can spirit you away to a black site and reëducate you with a blow torch and pliers.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 31, 2023 06:28 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 06:28 PM (Zz0t1)
-TRUNKS stay ON
-NO eating SAND
-DO NOT sniff little girls
-DO NOT grab breasts and yell "HONK HONK"
-SUNSCREEN goes on SKIN; DO NOT EAT!
Posted by: Mirror Post-It Note at July 31, 2023 06:28 PM (Geoni)
Joe laughs his ass off about it too.
Where is The Hague when you need those slimy bastards…
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 31, 2023 06:29 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 31, 2023 06:29 PM (p8A+W)
I gotta suspicion that whoever weighs out Hunters stash has a scale which measures in micro-doses. A dead, but very wealthy junkie isn't very profitable in the long run.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 31, 2023 06:29 PM (enJYY)
I'm still surprised Obama didn't have Hunter whacked for sleeping with his daughter when he had the chance, back when Biden was only VP.
Posted by: LizLem at July 31, 2023 06:29 PM (kuSTV)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 31, 2023 06:29 PM (oWBc3)
he might accidentally trip over her and hurt himself.
Posted by: anachronda at July 31, 2023 06:30 PM (oY6Yp)
Someone earlier - forget who, sorry - said they think there are two factions in the media. One trying to "get" Biden and one protecting him.
All I'd like to ask is since when are there factions? These bastards *never* abandon the script. So, I'm just really not buying it.
Posted by: ... at July 31, 2023 06:31 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2023 06:31 PM (O0UOO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 06:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Concur. Just more federal scum with guns and badges.
Abolish the Secret Service.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 31, 2023 06:32 PM (R/m4+)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 31, 2023 06:32 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 31, 2023 06:32 PM (WRsWA)
Posted by: Sven at July 31, 2023 05:56 PM (cKdWZ)
He's such a spirited lad! Why, if he's made any mistakes at all it's only because he cares too much and sometimes tries too hard!
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at July 31, 2023 06:33 PM (VGRuw)
Posted by: Sponge
Based on their behavior in Columbia a couple of years ago?
No Bet!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 06:33 PM (mo9/n)
When the truth come out about the Obama chef 'drowning' I can only hope that Obama requests extradition to his country of birth where drowning is a victimless crime.
I have a dream.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 31, 2023 06:33 PM (enJYY)
Put him down on the ground like ol' Cornpop!
My word as a Biden.
Posted by: Joe "Post-It" Biden at July 31, 2023 06:33 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 31, 2023 06:34 PM (2tUFv)
In business he couldn't be dumber.
He lived off his Pa
Did things with his Ma
He generally just swirls in the dumper.
Posted by: Also not Muldoon at July 31, 2023 06:34 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 31, 2023 06:05 PM (Zz0t1
There's only one ship-rigged main mast yardarm left in the Navy nowadays.
Posted by: Fox2! at July 31, 2023 06:35 PM (xnpli)
LOL, WTF, Seattle?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 31, 2023 06:35 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: PPoP
She has a mother and father that take care of her.
Anyone note how much Hunter was paying before the last 'adjustment' in child care?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 31, 2023 06:36 PM (mo9/n)
FIFY.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2023 06:36 PM (a3Q+t)
When the truth come out about the Obama chef 'drowning' I can only hope that Obama requests extradition to his country of birth where drowning is a victimless crime.
I have a dream.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 31, 2023 06:33 PM (enJYY
We've got a judiciary problem. Until that gets fixed, no Democrat gets the book thrown.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2023 06:36 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2023 06:36 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 31, 2023 06:37 PM (OZjDX)
Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 31, 2023 06:37 PM (goJt/)
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Posted by: Gref at July 31, 2023 06:37 PM (AMIL/)
My lawyerly analysis of this clause would indicate that that the grabbing of breasts is allowed as long as you don't also yell HONK HONK.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 06:38 PM (guGkK)
It's always gone by the third generation.
Posted by: The Vanderbilts and the Kennedys at July 31, 2023 06:38 PM (7B5FA)
So that's where I screwed up.
Posted by: Former Senator Al Franken at July 31, 2023 06:40 PM (7B5FA)
My lawyerly analysis of this clause would indicate that that the grabbing of breasts is allowed as long as you don't also yell HONK HONK.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 31, 2023 06:38 PM (guGkK
Well now my neighbor is calling the cops.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 31, 2023 06:40 PM (mE7cY)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 31, 2023 06:41 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Archer at July 31, 2023 06:42 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Keezen at July 31, 2023 06:43 PM (XTpg5)
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Yeah. [I guess that latest 17% polling really stings.]
See y'all tomorrow.
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