Dog Rescue Cafe

Château de Berzé-le-Châtel

Another dog rescues a fish. Note that the cat's contributions to the rescue effort were, at best, lackluster.

This dog saves another dog from being swept away in a current -- though, if I'm being honest, he probably was just trying to save the stick.

Dog rescues groundhog from... drowning in dirt? Well, he's dumb but his heart's in the right place.

Not sure if this is a rescue, but it's definitely helpful.

Dog saves his son from a spanking.

Dog saves cat from drowning.

Dog saves another dog from drowning.

Rescuing a dog from drowning.

Stray cat makes best friends with woman's dog.

Introducing Sony's new miracle audio-playing device, the Super Walkman.

A peepshow book from the 1800s. Nothing dirty here, perfectly innocent. Neat.

Mother giraffe defends her calf against a hyena.

Elephant more like swellephant am i rite

Horse butts in.

Re-post: A dog gets his first smooch and really likes it!

Marietas Islands, Mexico.pic.twitter.com/YWEbTDWsmd
— World Of History (@UmarBzv) August 3, 2023

The face says it all.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/jp4iAlPQrt
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) August 4, 2023

Dog and dolphin playing together in the sea 🐬 pic.twitter.com/7G8RDq9T9R
— Gabriele Corno (@Gabriele_Corno) June 19, 2023

A seal wants to play with friends pic.twitter.com/N4NhbstWSE
— Gabriele Corno (@Gabriele_Corno) June 24, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 07:45 PM

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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 04, 2023 07:45 PM (sNtYB)

2 Hola.

Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 04, 2023 07:46 PM (OjpX7)

3 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2023 07:47 PM (MOY79)

4 Evening y'all.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2023 07:49 PM (e4fEA)

5 Dog rescuing a fish as cat looks on is funniest thing I seen all day

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2023 07:49 PM (MOY79)

6 >>>Dog rescues a fish.

The fish was still dead at the end! Sorry, on a scoring system of 1-10, dog get a 2.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 04, 2023 07:50 PM (klJTj)

7 There was some Mexican dude running around with a swellephant some years ago. He had to cart it around in a wheelbarrow until some doc told him that ain’t right and took care of it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 04, 2023 07:51 PM (R/m4+)

8 I can’t get my dogs to swim for sour apples.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 04, 2023 07:51 PM (v9YuC)

9 Good evening, horde. Happy weekend!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 04, 2023 07:51 PM (OX9vb)

10 Yeah I don't think the dog saved the fish in that first one. Good attempt though.

Posted by: polynikes at August 04, 2023 07:51 PM (AUNYx)

11 Nice pic up top. I'm about to hit the house market, how much square footage there? I'll have to map out the commute.

Wonder if it's got central air or stupid swamp coolers.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 07:52 PM (69sd5)

12 >>>Another dog rescues a fish. Note that the cat's contributions to the rescue effort were, at best, lackluster.

Lackluster? Who do you think removed the fish from the water to begin with? Cat had a perfectly good meal lined up until the dog stuck his fat nose in.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 04, 2023 07:53 PM (klJTj)

13 Dog and dolphin playing... guy says "got it all."

No you didn't. As soon as you stopped filming ol' doggie was raped good and plenty.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 07:54 PM (69sd5)

14 Chateau = fancy castle

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 04, 2023 07:54 PM (vHIgi)

15 >>>This dog saves another dog from being swept away in a current -- though, if I'm being honest, he probably was just trying to save the stick.

And he completed the stealing of the stick.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 04, 2023 07:55 PM (klJTj)

16 >>>Dog rescues groundhog from... drowning in dirt? Well, he's dumb but his heart's in the right place.

Ha! That dog is deliberately screwing with that groundhog.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 04, 2023 07:57 PM (klJTj)

17 When i stayed in Yellowknife a few weeks ago I stayed at the Nova Chateau. It was not fancy. Well, for Yellowknife it was.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 04, 2023 07:57 PM (v9YuC)

18 Listen, I love my kitties, but there really is only one species on this entire planet, where you can expect them to consider rescuing other critters outside their species.

And it ain't humans.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 07:57 PM (69sd5)

19 The first link: the dog rescued a dead fish. Um. Good Doggy? I guess.

The second link: the cat was debating whether to eat it or not. The dog decided otherwise. Pretty cat though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 04, 2023 07:57 PM (sVfvf)

20 Would love to see that Mexico island personally, not getting how that works without cave in

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2023 07:57 PM (MOY79)

21
Yeah, no fish were harmed in the staging of this Dog Rescues Fish video where we put the fish in the cat's water bowl on the floor within the cat's reach just as we had the camera rolling and the fish damn near died and we invited the dog in

Where was I?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 04, 2023 07:57 PM (lCaJd)

22 "House" wine is understood to be shite.

"Chateau" wine is the tits.

....

It amuses me.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2023 07:58 PM (9UlRk)

23 That castle owner ought to be planting a garden that, you know, produces FOOD. Not pretty shrubs.

And in otter news (via Chicago Sun-Times) :

Today -- A rare attack by a river otter in southern Montana injured three women floating on inner tubes and inflicted wounds serious enough that one victim had to be airlifted to a hospital, authorities said Thursday.

To quote a former commenter, outside is always trying to kill you. Thx for the Cafe, ace.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 04, 2023 07:59 PM (zHuJr)

24 Maybe the stick thrower figured he would grab the stick and keep the dog from being swept away but I still want to give him some good whacks with a clue bat.

Posted by: PaleRider at August 04, 2023 08:00 PM (3cGpq)

25
I can’t get my dogs to swim for sour apples.
Posted by: Blutarski

Try tennis balls

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2023 08:00 PM (63Dwl)

26 I just came across a Hallmark series that takes place in the early 20th century in Canada. Pretty sure it stars aunt Becky who the FIB sent to prison for helping her kid get into the academically unimpressive USC.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 04, 2023 08:01 PM (v9YuC)

27 Had to slow the peep show down frame by frame but at very beginning outside of the building are 2 horseback soldiers, I think it's French

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2023 08:03 PM (MOY79)

28 Dog saves his son from a spanking.

Well that's just bad parenting. Kids should be beaten for everything and nothing all the time.

Posted by: It's OK, they're resilient at August 04, 2023 08:03 PM (q1Zxb)

29 Secretary Antony Blinken
@SecBlinken
The United States strongly condemns Russia’s conviction of opposition leader Aleksey Navalny on politically motivated charges. The Kremlin cannot silence the truth. Navalny should be released.

-
Boy, where does that Putin get off arresting an opposition leader on politically motivated charges?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 04, 2023 08:04 PM (FVME7)

30 I got nothing here
manana, amigos

Posted by: DB - rage against the thing at August 04, 2023 08:05 PM (geLO8)

31 >>>Introducing Sony's new miracle audio-playing device, the Super Walkman.

Back when Sony was a great hardware company. Before they got into media/software/content.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 04, 2023 08:05 PM (klJTj)

32 Amazing examples of dog behavior. Awesome.

Posted by: Throw gp That Whammy at August 04, 2023 08:06 PM (MvF+J)

33 >>>A peepshow book from the 1800s. Nothing dirty here, perfectly innocent. Neat.

Close observation reveals naked statue butt.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 04, 2023 08:06 PM (klJTj)

34 I am sorry, but even if I really knew the horse, I would NEVER get behind him like Anderson Cooper did. You might get kicked to death.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 04, 2023 08:07 PM (ufFY8)

35 Boy, where does that Putin get off arresting an opposition leader on politically motivated charges?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 04, 2023 08:04 PM (FVME7)
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I got nothing.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at August 04, 2023 08:08 PM (ScR16)

36 23 That castle owner ought to be planting a garden that, you know, produces FOOD. Not pretty shrubs.

And if it's just going to be a decorative garden, for strolling around in and whatnot, needs to have trees.

But there oughta be a food garden.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 04, 2023 08:09 PM (OX9vb)

37 Going from Morristown to Stamford to Tobyhanna to Morristown is becoming a chore.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 04, 2023 08:09 PM (up/3i)

38 Thank the Lord those dogs didn't encounter a sea otter.

Rape and death. Nothing but rape and death with those bastards

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 08:09 PM (mZ3xv)

39 I picked up an old single barrel shotgun to work on, figuring somebody on a budget will need a gun for hunting or protection. Just went outside to retrieve the stock and forearm. Already dry enough for the final steel wool rubdown. 104 degrees at 7 PM will do that.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 04, 2023 08:09 PM (0EOe9)

40 Was behind a truck this morning. License plate of "4DX4666".

I read that as "Four Dicks for 666" and for some reason thought about Biden's S&M Monkey-Pox Czar, Peety Bootyjudge and his wife, and Cross-Dresser Luggage stealer.

I wonder why...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2023 08:10 PM (ynpvh)

41 22 "House" wine is understood to be shite.

"Chateau" wine is the tits.

....

It amuses me.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2023 07:58 PM (9UlRk

French. Go figure.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 08:10 PM (mZ3xv)

42 39 I picked up an old single barrel shotgun to work on, figuring somebody on a budget will need a gun for hunting or protection. Just went outside to retrieve the stock and forearm. Already dry enough for the final steel wool rubdown. 104 degrees at 7 PM will do that.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 04, 2023 08:09 PM (0EOe9)

But only if it's a dry heat...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2023 08:10 PM (ynpvh)

43 Is The Silencer with Dino a fun watch?

Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 04, 2023 08:11 PM (OjpX7)

44 Sniper well hidden in the peepshow.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 04, 2023 08:11 PM (ufFY8)

45 Saw some carts at work labelled "TIT001", "TIT002", "TIT003" and was wondering why. Turns out it's short for the project. LOL. Good thing HR doesn't know about it.
"Hey, Joe, go bring me a couple of those TITs"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2023 08:12 PM (ynpvh)

46 41 22 "House" wine is understood to be shite.

"Chateau" wine is the tits.

....

It amuses me.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 04, 2023 07:58 PM (9UlRk

French. Go figure.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 08:10 PM (mZ3xv)

Eau de Toilette for some reason looks like,
"EWWWW de Toilet".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2023 08:13 PM (ynpvh)

47 French people don't shower, I've heard.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 08:14 PM (mZ3xv)

48 Secretary Antony Blinken
@SecBlinken
The United States strongly condemns Russia’s conviction of opposition leader Aleksey Navalny on politically motivated charges. The Kremlin cannot silence the truth. Navalny should be released.

-
Boy, where does that Putin get off arresting an opposition leader on politically motivated charges?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 04, 2023 08:04 PM (FVME7)

I do lose track, but it's been said Blinken has more than his share of skeletons in the closet, one form or another.

It's so tiresome, being lectured by people who are among the most evil our species has ever produced.

It's been said, and I increasingly believe it is true: we don't deserve dogs.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 08:14 PM (y29sO)

49 38 Thank the Lord those dogs didn't encounter a sea otter.

Rape and death. Nothing but rape and death with those bastards

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 08:09 PM (mZ3xv)

And not necessarily in that order

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2023 08:14 PM (ynpvh)

50 My President did not arrest his political opponent, even though that opponent is one of the most corrupt criminals ever to set foot in Babylon DC. But my President is Donald J. Trump and even though he didn't arrest Hillary Clinton, he should have. Maybe next time.

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2023 08:15 PM (vlMl3)

51 36 Heh. My old Polish landlady in Erie kept a beautiful flower garden, with others planted around the house. I asked her why she didn't put in some tomatoes or peppers and she said "That is what the Giant Eagle is for. I grew enough potatoes and cabbage when family was in Churmany". Her family were guests of the Third Reich from 39 to 45.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 04, 2023 08:15 PM (0EOe9)

52 I thought this was amusing. I'm a Barbie Girl in the style of six classical composers.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WRfsibwR5x4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 04, 2023 08:16 PM (FVME7)

53 @22

>>"House" wine is understood to be shite. "Chateau" wine is the tits.

When I was a field service engineer, my sales rep would take clients out and wine and dine them.

He would order bottles a of wine that would cost a couple hundred dollars, so I've partaken of some top shelf wine.

Top shelf wine is indistinguishable from 2 buck chuck.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 04, 2023 08:16 PM (up/3i)

54 Is The Silencer with Dino a fun watch?
Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 04, 2023 08:11 PM (OjpX7)

The Silencers.
It was on late last night.
I was amused. Bond Spoof, but not super outrageous. Good looking women (Stella Stevens, Cyd Charisse), Victor Buono (Batman's King Tut?) is the villain, Big O (aka Dr. No).
Didn't see it all as it was late.

Dean Martin was funny. He want to go to Acupulco. "What's there that's not here?"
"Mexicans."

Yeah, that didn't age well.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 04, 2023 08:16 PM (ufFY8)

55 The United States strongly condemns Russia’s conviction of opposition leader Aleksey Navalny on politically motivated charges. The Kremlin cannot silence the truth. Navalny should be released.

My kids nineteen. Shall we do a draft, make a man out of him, and all sing songs and clap in unison as we send our boys off to war ? Again ?

No. I say no. Keep you Blue Stars to yourselves, and leave me and mine out of it. Keep your banners. And your songs. No thanks.

Posted by: Promised Land at August 04, 2023 08:17 PM (CzyDr)

56 French people don't shower, I've heard.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 08:14 PM (mZ3xv)

I recall seeing a story about a survey/study that was conducted, regarding hygiene and Euros, and france was far from the worst on the continent.

Having spent time in Germany, I can believe it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 08:17 PM (y29sO)

57 Seems like Big Penguin changed furry suits and quietly became Big Canine.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 04, 2023 08:17 PM (k1Qly)

58 Bob Newhart does Mike Wallace interviewing Wehner von Braun.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_mETXKB2Zt8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 04, 2023 08:18 PM (FVME7)

59 42 Just checked, Jim. 37% here. Not 8% like Bullhead City, but dry for around here.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 04, 2023 08:18 PM (0EOe9)

60 Cafe!!!, wine, guys in Wranglers and Johnny Lang.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2023 08:18 PM (n7dA8)

61 Eau de Toilette for some reason looks like,
"EWWWW de Toilet".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2023 08:13 PM (ynpvh)

Yeah, literally 'toilet water'.

The French are weird.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 04, 2023 08:19 PM (ufFY8)

62 The commenter on Jesse Watters show just now stated that the DC bureaucratic aristocracy are fighting for their lives/careers by trying to get rid of Trump. He said that they know that if Trump wins the first day he will declare war on them. I can see the DOJ will be first in his sights with firings of the entire top echelon.

For those who moan that he will never get any replacements passed by congress, he won't need any replacements. It's better to have nobody running the bureaucracy than have them running against him and the people.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at August 04, 2023 08:19 PM (3JfbU)

63 Have a good weekend, Ace! Best wishes for displaying the Bat Signal Monday evening.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2023 08:19 PM (a3Q+t)

64 56 French people don't shower, I've heard.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 08:14 PM (mZ3xv)

I recall seeing a story about a survey/study that was conducted, regarding hygiene and Euros, and france was far from the worst on the continent.

Having spent time in Germany, I can believe it.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 08:17 PM (y29sO)

So who's the smelliest European?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 08:19 PM (mZ3xv)

65 49 38 Thank the Lord those dogs didn't encounter a sea otter.

Rape and death. Nothing but rape and death with those bastards

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 08:09 PM (mZ3xv)

And not necessarily in that order
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2023 08:14 PM (ynpvh)

Little known fact - sea otters were Joss Whedon's inspiration for the Reavers in the Firefly series.

Posted by: True story. at August 04, 2023 08:20 PM (q1Zxb)

66 And not necessarily in that order
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2023 08:14 PM (ynpvh)

Perhaps rape, then death, then more rape.

A sage observer of the human/otter/dolphin condition once noted: you said rape twice.

There's a reason for that.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 08:21 PM (y29sO)

67 Cafe!!!, wine, guys in Wranglers and Johnny Lang.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2023 08:18 PM

A nice Sonoma or Carneros wine, or something froggy, given this evening's theme?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2023 08:21 PM (a3Q+t)

68
I asked her why she didn't put in some tomatoes or peppers and she said "That is what the Giant Eagle is for.

Bugs would probably eat them anyway.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2023 08:21 PM (63Dwl)

69 60 Cafe!!!, wine, guys in Wranglers and Johnny Lang.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2023 08:18 PM (n7dA

Good evening, Ben Had! Could really go for a glass of Spanish red right now. Alas.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 04, 2023 08:22 PM (OX9vb)

70 So who's the smelliest European?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 08:19 PM (mZ3xv)

Easy. The French. And they're belligerent about it.

Posted by: Promised Land at August 04, 2023 08:22 PM (CzyDr)

71 Little known fact - sea otters were Joss Whedon's inspiration for the Reavers in the Firefly series.
Posted by: True story. at August 04, 2023 08:20 PM (q1Zxb)

Makes perfect sense. I've also heard that Sea Otters were the inspiration for the evil Gremlins in the 80's classic.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 08:22 PM (mZ3xv)

72 I recall seeing a story about a survey/study that was conducted, regarding hygiene and Euros, and france was far from the worst on the continent.

Having spent time in Germany, I can believe it.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 08:17 PM (y29sO)

So who's the smelliest European?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 08:19 PM (mZ3xv)

I don't remember! Seriously, the only thing I remember about it was that it was NOT france.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 08:22 PM (y29sO)

73 Have you heard about the sun bear scandal in a Chinese zoo?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_mETXKB2Zt8

(I think it is a real bear.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 04, 2023 08:22 PM (FVME7)

74 So who's the smelliest European?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 08:19 PM

The penguins in Euro zoos.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2023 08:22 PM (a3Q+t)

75 70 So who's the smelliest European?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 08:19 PM (mZ3xv)

Easy. The French. And they're belligerent about it.

Posted by: Promised Land at August 04, 2023 08:22 PM (CzyDr)

So the model for Pepe le Pew.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 04, 2023 08:23 PM (ynpvh)

76 55 It's been awhile, but last time I was in my home town, whoever owns Mom and Dad's home still has my Blue Star in the front window. If you drive around that sorry old town I bet you can still see a lot of Gold Stars, some too recent.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 04, 2023 08:24 PM (0EOe9)

77 Ben Had, do you remember Blue Nun?

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2023 08:24 PM (vlMl3)

78 A nice Sonoma or Carneros wine, or something froggy, given this evening's theme?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2023 08:21 PM (a3Q+t)

Hmm. Or a Bordeaux. That would also be nice.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 04, 2023 08:24 PM (OX9vb)

79 So who's the smelliest European?

Posted by: AlaBAMA

I'm going with Mrs. Macron.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 04, 2023 08:24 PM (FVME7)

80 29 Secretary Antony Blinken
@SecBlinken
The United States strongly condemns Russia’s conviction of opposition leader Aleksey Navalny on politically motivated charges. The Kremlin cannot silence the truth. Navalny should be released.

-
Boy, where does that Putin get off arresting an opposition leader on politically motivated charges?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

They truly believe their own bullshit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 04, 2023 08:25 PM (fWTJL)

81 "Elephant more like a swellephant am I rite?"
You're right! 🐘

Posted by: redridinghood at August 04, 2023 08:25 PM (NpAcC)

82 Have you heard about the sun bear scandal in a Chinese zoo?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_mETXKB2Zt8

(I think it is a real bear.)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 04, 2023 08:22 PM (FVME7)

Yup, that one still photo makes it look weird, but there's video of the thing, and at least one other photo I saw. It's a freakin' bear.

What people will believe.....

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 08:26 PM (y29sO)

83 80 29 Secretary Antony Blinken
@SecBlinken
The United States strongly condemns Russia’s conviction of opposition leader Aleksey Navalny on politically motivated charges. The Kremlin cannot silence the truth. Navalny should be released.

-
Boy, where does that Putin get off arresting an opposition leader on politically motivated charges?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

They truly believe their own bullshit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 04, 2023 08:25 PM (fWTJL)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WE ARE DOING THE SAME THING

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 04, 2023 08:26 PM (ynpvh)

84 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WRfsibwR5x4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at August 04, 2023 08:16 PM (FVME7)

That was awesome.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 04, 2023 08:26 PM (ufFY8)

85 "So who's the smelliest European?
Posted by: AlaBAMA "

Shitholians

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2023 08:26 PM (iayUP)

86 78 Please, remember where you are! Bali Hai, Night Train, or Mad Dog. Somebody will have pliers if the arthritis makes it tough to uncap.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 04, 2023 08:27 PM (0EOe9)

87 They truly believe their own bullshit.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 04, 2023 08:25 PM (fWTJL)

I doubt it. Whichever shitty idiot staffer writes Blinken's tweets was probably laughing his/her/its arse off while sending it.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 08:27 PM (y29sO)

88 So who's the smelliest European?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 08:19 PM (mZ3xv)

The Serbs. They smell like a goat’s ass that has been left out in the sun to ripen.

Nice looking people, but BO that would even frighten a Bulgar.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 04, 2023 08:27 PM (R/m4+)

89 Y'all know I'm right here, don't you?

Feeling lucky this evening, are we?

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 04, 2023 08:28 PM (mBqSi)

90 It's been awhile, but last time I was in my home town, whoever owns Mom and Dad's home still has my Blue Star in the front window. If you drive around that sorry old town I bet you can still see a lot of Gold Stars, some too recent.

No. My trashy folks were pretty adamant about that. As in, .22 in the toe about it at some point.

There is no pride in sending off a son to die for this regime. Or any regime. Pure and simple.

Posted by: Promised Land at August 04, 2023 08:28 PM (CzyDr)

91 Hmm. Or a Bordeaux. That would also be nice.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 04, 2023 08:24 PM

Rhônes are often very nice.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2023 08:29 PM (a3Q+t)

92 Golden retrievers are kind.
Who puts a goldfish bowl on the floor with a cat in the house?

Posted by: redridinghood at August 04, 2023 08:29 PM (NpAcC)

93 Looked on Zillow-that chateau has no shower or bath tub. Figures.

Posted by: Pepe LePew at August 04, 2023 08:29 PM (83IzV)

94 77 Ben Had, do you remember Blue Nun?
Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2023 08:24 PM (vlMl3)

Was that the one with the little plastic black cat tied the to bottle?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 04, 2023 08:30 PM (OX9vb)

95 I doubt it. Whichever shitty idiot staffer writes Blinken's tweets was probably laughing his/her/its arse off while sending it.
Posted by: BurtTC

I have lived and worked in Babylon DC for a long time now. They truly believe their own bullshit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 04, 2023 08:30 PM (fWTJL)

96 89 Y'all know I'm right here, don't you?

Feeling lucky this evening, are we?

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 04, 2023 08:28 PM (mBqSi

I eent skeered.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 08:31 PM (mZ3xv)

97
Nice looking people, but BO that would even frighten a Bulgar.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 04, 2023 08:27 PM (R/m4+)

_________

So there's a downside to the Passport Bro thing, right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2023 08:31 PM (MoZTd)

98 Sonoma wines are piss poor cousins to Napa Valley. Family worked for Louis Martini and Mondavi. Best wine in TX is Red Caboose winery.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2023 08:31 PM (n7dA8)

99 🌟 Trek is on. It's the one where Spoke does the fandango.

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2023 08:31 PM (iayUP)

100 Akadama, mama

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at August 04, 2023 08:31 PM (0ztm9)

101
Please, remember where you are! Bali Hai, Night Train, or Mad Dog. Somebody will have pliers if the arthritis makes it tough to uncap.
Posted by: bill in arkansas

Used to drink Bali Hai when I was a freshman in college.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2023 08:32 PM (63Dwl)

102 So who's the smelliest European?

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Mumblety years ago my boss (and his wife) were from Denmark. They were ripe.

Posted by: Admirale's Mate at August 04, 2023 08:32 PM (V1lUW)

103
Looked on Zillow-that chateau has no shower or bath tub. Figures.

__________

The ideal Jewish American Princess house: six bathrooms, no bedroom.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2023 08:32 PM (MoZTd)

104 Just the mere mention of Mad Dog invokes a vomit memory gag.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 08:33 PM (mZ3xv)

105 Zeller Schwartze Katz was big in 1980!

Posted by: Klaus Klinglehoff at August 04, 2023 08:33 PM (83IzV)

106 Yep. I have been asked for advice about entering the military and have told a couple kids and parents no way Jose with this crowd running things, and this is from somebody dumb enough to join the Corps in '69.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 04, 2023 08:33 PM (0EOe9)

107
Secretary Antony Blinken
@SecBlinken
The United States strongly condemns Russia’s conviction of opposition leader Aleksey Navalny on politically motivated charges. The Kremlin cannot silence the truth. Navalny should be released.

-
Boy, where does that Putin get off arresting an opposition leader on politically motivated charges?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

==============

Well, Trump isn't in a position to get indicted for this right now, so they've gotta deflect on someone.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 04, 2023 08:34 PM (lCaJd)

108 Dogs swimming with seal and dolphin sparked memories of a movie years ago in which a raccoon drowned a dog. The movie wasn't Old Yeller but it was back then..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 04, 2023 08:34 PM (DeRoy)

109
Dogs swimming with seal and dolphin sparked memories of a movie years ago in which a raccoon drowned a dog. The movie wasn't Old Yeller but it was back then..
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It!

Sounds like the Twilight Zone episode "The Hunt"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2023 08:36 PM (63Dwl)

110 I remember reading an article years ago about general European hygiene. The cost to heat water is much higher so there’s less showering almost everywhere. An Italian guy said one could go four or five days without showering if you had a bidet to wash the undercarriage.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 04, 2023 08:37 PM (v9YuC)

111 Sonoma wines are piss poor cousins to Napa Valley.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2023 08:31 PM

This may be our first serious disagreement.

Everyone knows that Sonoma is for wine, and Napa is for auto parts.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2023 08:37 PM (a3Q+t)

112 "When you're 55 they send you to Ft. Lauderdale."

Ha ha.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 04, 2023 08:37 PM (ufFY8)

113 Yeah, that didn't age well

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 04, 2023 08:16 PM (ufFY

Thanks much! Will watch.

Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 04, 2023 08:37 PM (OjpX7)

114 72 Hours of protection. Guaranteed.

Posted by: LumeStarterPack.com at August 04, 2023 08:38 PM (83IzV)

115 AW - Neo had that up, as she said standing it looks like a human exactly would, walking it doesn't move like a human in a bear suit

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2023 08:39 PM (MOY79)

116 "Just the mere mention of Mad Dog invokes a vomit memory gag.
Posted by: AlaBAMA"

The good thing about the mind numbing quality of Cisco is the lack of any memory of such unpleasantness.

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2023 08:39 PM (iayUP)

117 Feeling lucky this evening, are we?
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 04, 2023 08:28 PM

There are two kinds of 'rons in the Café this evening. Those who are feeling lucky, and those hoping to get lucky.

I'm in El Grupo Uno, as long as you don't have a 1911 in .45 ACP in hand.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2023 08:39 PM (a3Q+t)

118 Yep. I have been asked for advice about entering the military and have told a couple kids and parents no way Jose with this crowd running things, and this is from somebody dumb enough to join the Corps in '69.

I joined in the early 90s. The Senior NCOs were not - absolutely were not - as Gung Ho as many here. But they were real.

'Nam Era folks. Saw some shit.

Posted by: Promised Land at August 04, 2023 08:40 PM (CzyDr)

119 Dash, Blue Nun was kinda like Reisling taste (to me anyway),, had a....well....nun in a blue habit on the bottle. Blue Nun. Think it was German

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2023 08:40 PM (vlMl3)

120 Duncanthrax, hahahahah!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2023 08:40 PM (n7dA8)

121
116 "Just the mere mention of Mad Dog invokes a vomit memory gag.
Posted by: AlaBAMA"

The good thing about the mind numbing quality of Cisco is the lack of any memory of such unpleasantness.
Posted by: fd at August 04, 2023 08:39 PM (iayUP

Hard to forget apple green puke in a side alley beside the pizza place. That shit will scar you.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 04, 2023 08:40 PM (mZ3xv)

122 Boone's Farm for the win.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 04, 2023 08:41 PM (Xrfse)

123 "72 Hours of protection. Guaranteed.
Posted by: LumeStarterPack.com"

But one second after 72 hours, stand back!

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2023 08:41 PM (iayUP)

124 Yeah, that didn't age well

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 04, 2023 08:16 PM (ufFY

Thanks much! Will watch.
Posted by: Joey Sausage at August 04, 2023 08:37 PM (OjpX7)

The secret agent is Matt Helm, based on some books that were actually serious spy action books. Apparently they made four Matt Helm movies, but went more comedic because Dean Martin.

This info I got from godless commie Blacklist Mankewicz on TCM last night.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 04, 2023 08:41 PM (ufFY8)

125
Four or five days without a shower? Uh, no. I'm not a clean freak, but if I feel filthy if I don't take one every day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2023 08:42 PM (MoZTd)

126 That's pretty much how I reacted to my first kiss too.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 04, 2023 08:44 PM (CecP5)

127 https://images.app.goo.gl/dYWsvxauuPeitYuk6

Stella Stevens in The Silencers

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 04, 2023 08:44 PM (ufFY8)

128 Yep. I have been asked for advice about entering the military and have told a couple kids and parents no way Jose with this crowd running things, and this is from somebody dumb enough to join the Corps in '69.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 04, 2023 08:33 PM

It's incredibly painful to have to give this advice two thumbs up. There are those who agree:

https://tinyurl.com/yf6cs3ae

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2023 08:44 PM (a3Q+t)

129 125
Four or five days without a shower? Uh, no. I'm not a clean freak, but if I feel filthy if I don't take one every day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 04, 2023 08:42 PM (MoZTd)

SIL told me about a visiting German professor at her school that didn't clean daily...in the summer...in the desert. Some of the students went to him and told him that unlike winter in Germany, summer where they were required showering more often than whatever he was doing...

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 04, 2023 08:44 PM (ynpvh)

130 European hygiene. When I was a Little Kid Dad took me to the sauna at the Suomi Lutheran Center. We sat there and sweated, did the birch twig thing, Dad had a couple slugs out of a mason jar and into the snow I went. Very invigorating.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 04, 2023 08:44 PM (0EOe9)

131 Hadrian, it was an Eye-tie that wrote a book about his experience in the US. One thing he loved was showering everyday. He was adamant about it.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 04, 2023 08:46 PM (v9YuC)

132 Drink Cisco, get shitfaced, purge, pass out, wake up the next day wondering how you got there and why do you feel like you have been worked over by a gang of dolphins and otters. That's about it.

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2023 08:46 PM (iayUP)

133 Blue Nun was like the college students' "nice wine." Training wine, maybe.

I know I drank that one a good bit. The one with a black cat was a reisling, but I don't remember drinking any other reisling but Blue Nun.

Truth be told, it's a wonder I remember very much of those years in any detail.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 04, 2023 08:46 PM (OX9vb)

134 132 Drink Cisco, get shitfaced, purge, pass out, wake up the next day wondering how you got there and why do you feel like you have been worked over by a gang of dolphins and otters. That's about it.

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2023 08:46 PM (iayUP)

Drank an entire bottle of brandy in my early 20s. Never again. I can't touch the stuff.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 04, 2023 08:47 PM (ynpvh)

135 I enlisted Navy in 60s. Like bill in ark, I served with WW II lifers, so joined the old Navy. The old Navy started to become the new Navy about time I retired, sensitivity training and other suchlike bullshit. And today I discourage young people from enlisting. Never thought that would happen but is what it is.

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2023 08:48 PM (vlMl3)

136 Dad had a couple slugs out of a mason jar
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 04, 2023 08:44 PM

With mescal, you get the worm.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2023 08:48 PM (a3Q+t)

137 Off ALL CAPS sock!

Posted by: jim (in California) at August 04, 2023 08:48 PM (ynpvh)

138 Quebec hygiene:

Worked in Montreal on a project, and one of the female engineers wore the same heavy sweater for an entire week. Sort of gross.

If I were a sheik, I would have put her in the "wash her and bring her to my tent" category at the time.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 04, 2023 08:49 PM (ufFY8)

139 I shower every night before bed. It’s a habit. If I don’t I start to smell like the great ape exhibit at the zoo.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 04, 2023 08:49 PM (v9YuC)

140 Evening.

So...wassup?

Posted by: Robert at August 04, 2023 08:49 PM (1Yy3c)

141 I only hit "the field" a couple times in Vietnam, map overlay stuff and only for a few days. I was feeling pretty grungy after a couple three days without a shower and thought about the grunts in a rifle company going weeks. Counted my blessings.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 04, 2023 08:50 PM (0EOe9)

142 There is no pride in sending off a son to die for this regime. Or any regime. Pure and simple.
Posted by: Promised Land

Well. Why don't you go fuck yourself.

There are kids in there right now who are duty bound. I am proud of my son.

Maybe you should get on your knees and pray for those kids instead of insulting them.

Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 04, 2023 08:50 PM (U2p+3)

143 Like bill in ark, I served with WW II lifers, so joined the old Navy. The old Navy started to become the new Navy about time I retired, sensitivity training and other suchlike bullshit.

I'd like to call names. Names, to the name, of those who spouted about a draft - and conscription - and making men out of boys and such.

None of them served a day. But they were loud. Really, really loud.

Posted by: Promised Land at August 04, 2023 08:51 PM (CzyDr)

144 The old Navy started to become the new Navy about time I retired, sensitivity training and other suchlike bullshit. And today I discourage young people from enlisting. Never thought that would happen but is what it is.
Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2023 08:48 PM

Come again? An old Navy Chief Bosun's Mate was the pinnacle of sensitivity.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2023 08:51 PM (a3Q+t)

145 SIL told me about a visiting German professor at her school that didn't clean daily...in the summer...in the desert. Some of the students went to him and told him that unlike winter in Germany, summer where they were required showering more often than whatever he was doing...
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 04, 2023 08:44 PM (ynpvh)

They don't shower, nor do they wash or change their undergarments often (enough). Bus/Train rides there and in a vast swath of Europe require that stuff medical examiners put under their noses when they are working a badly decomposed case.

Posted by: Moki at August 04, 2023 08:52 PM (JrN/x)

146 Boatswain

Posted by: jim (in California) at August 04, 2023 08:52 PM (ynpvh)

147 Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 04, 2023 08:50 PM (U2p+3)

You're the same loud chic that screams the same old shit.

Just - stop. Or don't. You won't. You're proud of it.

Posted by: Promised Land at August 04, 2023 08:54 PM (CzyDr)

148 with the NYC riots

my house should increase in value by 30%

Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2023 08:55 PM (us2H3)

149 You don't like my musk?

I'm proud of my manly musk. It brings all the bitches to the yard.

Sure, dogs mostly but there was that one woman. Postal van but she was pickin up what i was laying down.

The man musk. Women can't resist the man musk.

Posted by: German George at August 04, 2023 08:55 PM (mZ3xv)

150 144 Heh. NAF DC we Marines shared a couple Navy barracks. Top deck of ours was Sergeants and Corporals. Had a salty old MAA on the first deck, trying to run things, BM2 with about 18 years in. We kidnapped his cat.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 04, 2023 08:56 PM (0EOe9)

151 After about 20 days in the field, you get used to it. As long as you’re dry and you can strip to your skivvies once a day you shake it off. Keep your hands and ass clean and your good to go.

But washing your ass once you get back in is a real pain in the ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 04, 2023 08:59 PM (R/m4+)

152 Chateau = fancy castle
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 04, 2023 07:54 PM (vHIgi)

Chateau actually means "cat piss"

It's just their way of having fun, though. Cat piss has a sharper odor.

Posted by: Kindltot - 15 days until the PNW MoMee! Email me at this link for info at August 04, 2023 09:00 PM (xhaym)

153 132 Drink Cisco, get shitfaced, purge, pass out, wake up the next day wondering how you got there and why do you feel like you have been worked over by a gang of dolphins and otters. That's about it.
Posted by: fd

Cisco? Didn't know you could ferment a router.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 04, 2023 09:01 PM (ppL7t)

154 152 Chateau = fancy castle
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 04, 2023 07:54 PM (vHIgi)

Chateau actually means "cat piss"

It's just their way of having fun, though. Cat piss has a sharper odor.

Posted by: Kindltot - 15 days until the PNW MoMee! Email me at this link for info at August

Chat eau. LOL

Posted by: jim (in California) at August 04, 2023 09:01 PM (ynpvh)

155 You're the same loud chic that screams the same old shit.
Just - stop. Or don't. You won't. You're proud of it.
Posted by: Promised Land at August 04, 2023 08:54 PM

Bless your heart. She's got a lot to be proud of in her sons, and in herself.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2023 09:02 PM (a3Q+t)

156 Did the BM2 pay the ransom and get his cat back, bill? Ship's cats go way back to a time when sailors and Marines lived on ships mainly.

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2023 09:02 PM (vlMl3)

157 109Yes The Hunt comes up on search⁸. It was kind of sad. I was 7 or 8 heh..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn It! at August 04, 2023 09:04 PM (DeRoy)

158 Hairyback guy, we had a Corpsman from PR who told us after 2 weeks 'all you Seabees smell like a bunch of shitty Marines.' Guy souunded pissed off.

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2023 09:06 PM (vlMl3)

159 156 Funny story. Somebody had a Polaroid, and we dropped Boats a ransom picture with the cat and the morning newspaper telling him we meant business. We finally returned the cat to the quarterdeck with a six pack for Boats.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 04, 2023 09:06 PM (0EOe9)

160 Let us celebrate our Café with a nice musical interlude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mb9jlbiVF4

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2023 09:07 PM (a3Q+t)

161 Worked in Montreal on a project, and one of the female engineers wore the same heavy sweater for an entire week. Sort of gross.

If I were a sheik, I would have put her in the "wash her and bring her to my tent" category at the time.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 04, 2023 08:49 PM (ufFY

I've heard more than one comedian claim chix in Montreal are especially haut, some going so far as to claim they're hotter than anywhere else.

Somehow I find that hard to believe.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 09:08 PM (2WLlF)

162 Late to the party, but from the last thread:

"But, is it safe? Rosen-Carole said it was, but "Marshall, the Kansas senator, said he was concerned about the prolactin-promoting medications used to induce lactation and their effect on infants: 'The CDC is encouraging these individuals to use Domperidone, a risky drug not legally approved or sold in the U.S.'"

--

All while threatening the medical licenses of doctors who prescribed "non-FDA approved" Ivermectin in order to effectively treat patients with COVID.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 04, 2023 09:10 PM (jaQXh)

163
Had a salty old MAA on the first deck, trying to run things, BM2 with about 18 years in.

Must have been busted a few times.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2023 09:11 PM (63Dwl)

164
Trek is on. It's the one where Spoke does the fandango.
Posted by: fd

Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me!

Posted by: Galileo Galilei . . . at August 04, 2023 09:11 PM (HjL2m)

165 Cat-a -pult, I have pulted the cat off of the bed for stomping all over me. He is pissed I won't close up the barn so he can go out.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2023 09:11 PM (n7dA8)

166 I've heard more than one comedian claim chix in Montreal are especially haut, some going so far as to claim they're hotter than anywhere else.

--

Every time I hear someone say stuff like that I always figure they've never travelled south of Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 04, 2023 09:12 PM (jaQXh)

167 There is no pride in sending off a son to die for this regime. Or any regime. Pure and simple.
Posted by: Promised Land
-----
Well. Why don't you go fuck yourself.
There are kids in there right now who are duty bound. I am proud of my son.
Maybe you should get on your knees and pray for those kids instead of insulting them.
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at August 04, 2023 08:50 PM (U2p+3)

I'm with nurse in this, eff off.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 04, 2023 09:13 PM (3CCua)

168 I shower every night before bed. It’s a habit. If I don’t I start to smell like the great ape exhibit at the zoo.
Posted by: Blutarski at August 04, 2023 08:49 PM (v9YuC)

Showers???
Luxury!
I was lucky to catch rainwater in a tomato soup can.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2023 09:15 PM (e4fEA)

169 Every time I hear someone say stuff like that I always figure they've never travelled south of Pennsylvania.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 04, 2023 09:12 PM (jaQXh)

Yeah, maybe something like that. I also think it has to be said, as much as I hate to admit it, the larger the city, the more likely there's a goodly ratio of haut chix.

Smaller cities and towns? They're not quite unicorns, but... yeah.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 09:17 PM (2WLlF)

170 Secretary Antony Blinken
@SecBlinken
The United States strongly condemns Russia’s conviction of opposition leader Aleksey Navalny on politically motivated charges. The Kremlin cannot silence the truth. Navalny should be released.
-

Speaking of, I somehow stumbled across this today.

Politico, 2009:

"11/18/2009 01:20 PM EST

In Kiev and Kharkiv and other cities in Ukraine, American political consultants who worked against one another in Iowa and New Hampshire and then in the general election are facing off again in a somewhat surreal Eastern European replay of the 2008 campaign...

...It’s difficult to track foreign campaign payments to American consultants, since they don’t fall under U.S. campaign finance or lobbying reporting requirements and most countries lack rigorous disclosure rules, but Ukrainian politics are thought to be particularly lucrative.

https://tinyurl.com/4wsk3tcb

There is absolutely no way for normal non-political/government connected people to understand anything or any reason we're involved in Ukraine.

But they have all been going over there for the same reason for a long, long time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at August 04, 2023 09:17 PM (jaQXh)

171 "Cisco? Didn't know you could ferment a router.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Check out bumwine dot com for more info.

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2023 09:17 PM (iayUP)

172 163 He was one of those TAR reservists on active duty. Now, I was in a mass retirement ceremony, and standing with all the gunnys and above was a Corporal, now doubt a frequent guest of office hours over the years.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 04, 2023 09:17 PM (0EOe9)

173 the peep show

the poor would often make amusements for the rich out of prints in the late 18th and early 19th century

they would take cheaper forms of furniture and apply cut out prints, making an extremely charming product

Lacca povera, it is extremely collectible and somewhat rare and in most cases , very beautiful

I have few examples in the house and a few more in my to-be-fixed pile

Posted by: REDACTED at August 04, 2023 09:18 PM (us2H3)

174 Bless your heart. She's got a lot to be proud of in her sons, and in herself.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2023 09:02 PM (a3Q+t)

Screaming that loud ? Scream on.

Don't mind fornicating myself, though. Lets all fornicate ourselves.

Posted by: Promised Land at August 04, 2023 09:18 PM (CzyDr)

175 When I first joined the Navy I met a good number of career PO2s and a few career PO3s, one with a chestful of decorations had the run of the ship.

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2023 09:18 PM (vlMl3)

176 From bumwine dot com:

"Everyone who drinks this feels great at first, and claims, "It's not bad at all, I like it."

Posted by: fd at August 04, 2023 09:18 PM (iayUP)

177 Showers???
Luxury!
I was lucky to catch rainwater in a tomato soup can.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2023 09:15 PM (e4fEA)

What we wouldn't have given, just to have a tomato soup can. We had to leave used tampons out in the rain.....

Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 09:19 PM (2WLlF)

178 we had a Corpsman from PR who told us after 2 weeks 'all you Seabees smell like a bunch of shitty Marines.' Guy souunded pissed off.
Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2023 09:06 PM (vlMl3)

Hahaha…yup. Always keep Doc happy. You piss Doc off and you’re in for some bad juju.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 04, 2023 09:19 PM (R/m4+)

179 I've heard more than one comedian claim chix in Montreal are especially haut, some going so far as to claim they're hotter than anywhere else.

Somehow I find that hard to believe.
______

The quebeceois accent is an affront to human dignity.* As long as they don't talk, maybe.

* credit to Gad Saad for describing this accent perfectly.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 04, 2023 09:20 PM (fs1hN)

180 174 I don't often engage with troll scum, but just do it, with a pineapple you miserable piece of shit.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 04, 2023 09:21 PM (0EOe9)

181 Has Nurse seen the latest?

The three women suffered injuries in the otter attack on Montana's Jefferson River, with one victim being hospitalized via helicopter.

Damned gangsta river otters!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2023 09:21 PM (e4fEA)

182 Showers???
Luxury!
I was lucky to catch rainwater in a tomato soup can.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2023 09:15 PM (e4fEA)

What we wouldn't have given, just to have a tomato soup can. We had to leave used tampons out in the rain.....
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2023 09:19 PM (2WLlF)

--------

You had tampons?

We had to harvest and use sea sponges!

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 04, 2023 09:22 PM (f6UzA)

183 178 Second trip to 'Nam we had a HM2, on his third or fourth trip there. He had served with the Fifth Marines in Hue during Tet. He was more protected than the skipper.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 04, 2023 09:24 PM (0EOe9)

184 Showers???
Luxury!
I was lucky to catch rainwater in a tomato soup can.
Posted by: Diogenes

What we wouldn't have given, just to have a tomato soup can. We had to leave used tampons out in the rain.....
Posted by: BurtTC

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You had tampons?

We had to harvest and use sea sponges!
Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ...

Wait a minute. You guys got to use water !?!?!?!????

Posted by: Sandpaper and Bearskins . . . at August 04, 2023 09:25 PM (HjL2m)

185 as Nurse seen the latest?

The three women suffered injuries in the otter attack on Montana's Jefferson River, with one victim being hospitalized via helicopter.

Damned gangsta river otters!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 04, 2023 09:21 PM (e4fEA)

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One was seen floating away wearing a red baseball cap with the characters "MAGA 841" on it.

Posted by: ShainS -- We're Happy Ace's Geriatric Club ... at August 04, 2023 09:25 PM (f6UzA)

186 174 I don't often engage with troll scum, but just do it, with a pineapple you miserable piece of shit.

Say it like you're doing Paully Short Nuts ... or whomever he was. That loud, Jersery, and really loud thing. But I repeat myself. Loud. Be loud.

Loud.

Posted by: Promised Land at August 04, 2023 09:25 PM (CzyDr)

187 And here's a good one, a PO3 with 3 hashmarks (red) was not allowed to shave his mustache. He had 'Fcuk You' tattooed across his upper lip, you could see a little of it.

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2023 09:27 PM (vlMl3)

188 Equally jarring as hearing the train wreck Quebec French come from the pretty mouth of a Montreal hottie, watch a video of Eva Vlaardingerbroek speaking Dutch. Not nearly as pleasant on the ears as it is the eyes.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 04, 2023 09:27 PM (fs1hN)

189 Looks like we got a stalker haunting this thread.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 04, 2023 09:28 PM (Xrfse)

190
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 04, 2023 09:29 PM (ENBF0)

191 189 He'll go away after our technical people do their work on the location.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 04, 2023 09:29 PM (0EOe9)

192 Nice chateau.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 04, 2023 09:32 PM (s12c9)

193 Howdy Horde!

Posted by: Infidel at August 04, 2023 09:36 PM (0zJ6Q)

194 I'm thankful for everybody who raises their right hand and wears a uniform, even today. I just don't reccomend doing it when we have such cynical, self-serving political affirmative action officers in charge.

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2023 09:36 PM (vlMl3)

195 Eromero

Yup. Back in the day we were a force for good.

Today, not so much.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 04, 2023 09:45 PM (u82oZ)

196 kful for everybody who raises their right hand and wears a uniform, even today. I just don't reccomend doing it when we have such cynical, self-serving political affirmative action officers in charge.
Posted by: Eromero

This. Grandson just graduated from MC boot camp.

Posted by: Infidel at August 04, 2023 09:46 PM (0zJ6Q)

197 I guess the Montana river otters got tired of all the press sea otter 841 was getting, and wanted in on the action. Either that, or the women pissed off the otters so they attacked.

We’re there other otters in the area the otter helped?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 04, 2023 09:47 PM (oGiDo)

198 Why hasn't that [redacted] groundhog been shot?

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 04, 2023 09:50 PM (IKHH2)

199 Baby brother drives Black Hawks. Nephew is in anti missile defense. I pray they can escape this situation.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 04, 2023 09:51 PM (T/Lqj)

200 Pretty sure it stars aunt Becky who the FIB sent to prison for helping her kid get into the academically unimpressive USC.
Posted by: Blutarski at August 04, 2023 08:01 PM (v9YuC)

She was bribing coaches, wasn't she? Getting her crotch-fruit into the school by keeping more deserving kids out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2023 09:52 PM (FvAL3)

201 Why do people change their handles to insult other posters? It is cowardly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2023 09:52 PM (Keyt1)

202 198 Why hasn't that [redacted] groundhog been shot?

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 04, 2023 09:50 PM (IKHH2)

He works for Burisma

Posted by: jim (in California) at August 04, 2023 09:53 PM (ynpvh)

203 Quebec has a remarkable lack of genetic diversity.

As in, they're all related.

As in, scientists study them.

And in the 1990's? Oh jesus yes so hot. Like a joke. Like this can't be real.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 04, 2023 09:53 PM (IKHH2)

204 189 Looks like we got a stalker haunting this thread.
Posted by: That guy who always says...

Nah, probably just one of the usual suspects with a different nic.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 04, 2023 09:54 PM (D8mow)

205 203 Quebec has a remarkable lack of genetic diversity.

As in, they're all related.

As in, scientists study them.

And in the 1990's? Oh jesus yes so hot. Like a joke. Like this can't be real.

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 04, 2023 09:53 PM (IKHH2)

You might be a ~~Redneck~~ Quebecois if...

Posted by: jim (in California) at August 04, 2023 09:55 PM (ynpvh)

206 Baby brother drives Black Hawks. Nephew is in anti missile defense. I pray they can escape this situation.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Daughter does flight ops. I pray for all of them. They will need it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2023 09:55 PM (TZ75n)

207 I don't like the vids of one species saving another. It seems perverse.

I realize this is now a minority position, but it wasn't always like this.

I seem to remember people being like "Cats and dogs hate each other and that is right and good".

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 04, 2023 09:56 PM (IKHH2)

208 206 Baby brother drives Black Hawks. Nephew is in anti missile defense. I pray they can escape this situation.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Daughter does flight ops. I pray for all of them. They will need it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 04, 2023 09:55 PM (TZ75n)

Niece's husband is Airforce. Nephew is joining.

Posted by: jim (in California) at August 04, 2023 09:57 PM (ynpvh)

209 NaCly, received and will reply.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 04, 2023 09:57 PM (n7dA8)

210 207 I don't like the vids of one species saving another. It seems perverse.

I realize this is now a minority position, but it wasn't always like this.

I seem to remember people being like "Cats and dogs hate each other and that is right and good".

Posted by: Thesokorus at August 04, 2023 09:56 PM (IKHH2)

https://youtu.be/O8aqQwemiQU

Posted by: jim (in California) at August 04, 2023 09:58 PM (ynpvh)

211 A friends daughter is planning ROTC USAF. I told her to do the mandatory time, get as much out of it as you can, play the 'game', and then get out. Maybe not the best advise, but the military ain't what it was.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 04, 2023 10:00 PM (D8mow)

212 ONT UP

Posted by: jim (in California) at August 04, 2023 10:00 PM (ynpvh)

213 Bless your heart. She's got a lot to be proud of in her sons, and in herself.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 04, 2023 09:02 PM (a3Q+t)

He's a troll, and all trolls are Average Joe, who sucks cock by choice.

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Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at August 05, 2023 03:15 PM (GMcno)

215 Whats the point of having a castle if people can come right up to the walls under cover if the trees you didn't cut down?

Posted by: Heresolong at August 06, 2023 08:38 PM (evZX6)

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