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Regime Media: Ignore What You Can See and Hear With Your Own Eyes. We Have Indisputable Scientific Evidence, Declared by a Panel of "Experts," That Joe Biden Is As Healthy as a Communist Figurehead Can Be
Before getting to that: We had another Gerontocracy Moment.
Dianne Feinstein is demented that her aides drill into her head "just vote aye" or "just vote nay." She has no idea what she's doing or why; she just knows her aides -- her nurses and caretakers, basically -- have told her what to do and how to vote. Proof of that came as fellow decrepit Democrat Patty Murray was caught on a hot mic whispering to Dianne Feinstein to shut up and "just say aye" on a Defense authorization vote.A hot microphone caught California Democratic Sen. Dianne Feinstein being told to "just say aye" multiple times during a key defense vote Thursday. "For me to say I would like to support a yes vote on this. It provides 823 billion. That's an increase of 26 billion for the Department of Defense. And it funds priorities submitted," Feinstein says before you can hear others trying to get her to just say aye on the vote. An aide can be seen coming up to her and whispering in her ear. Washington Democratic Sen. Patty Murray can then be heard saying, "Just say aye." Feinstein responds by saying, "Ok, just... aye!"
Asked to vote on the defense appropriations bill, Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) begins giving a speech: “I would like to support a ‘yes’ vote on this. It provides …”
— The Recount (@therecount) July 27, 2023
Sen. Patty Murray (D-WA): “Just say aye.” pic.twitter.com/Gw2eZ9rEMv
Sheldon Whitehouse, who is also a nasty old codger, just proclaimed that the unhealthy and demented Dianne Feinstein must never resign, because it could possibly endanger the Democrat majority on the Judiciary Committee.
Sheldon WhitehouseI believe that's because, while Newsom could appoint a replacement senator for Feinstein, that senator cannot be added to the Judiciary Committee without McConnell's approval. Committee spots are fixed, I think, at the beginning of each Congress. Don't worry, though, Mitch McConnell is very healthy and strong and won't help a fellow ailing oldster out.
@SenWhitehouse The fact is simple: if Senator Feinstein resigns, Mitch McConnell gets to decide whether Democrats have a Senate Judiciary majority.
Maybe it's time for some new people?
— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) July 26, 2023
Mitch McConnell stops talking and has to be escorted away.
Mitch McConnell 81
Joe Biden 80
Nancy Pelosi 83
Maxine Waters 84
Chuck Grassley 89
Dianne Feinstein 90
Klaus Schwab 85
George Soros 92
🔊
pic.twitter.com/Xrks3ZycIp
As the oldest major party front-runners in American history -- even with demanding schedules -- they both remain physically capable. Both candidates have recent passing reports from their physicians and partake in healthy living habits -- no smoking, no drinking, no hazardous labor. Actuarial tables suggest they are far more likely than not to live through a second term if elected, and experts in aging say there is little reason to doubt their continued health during that time, given the enormous benefits of their socioeconomic status, including access to high-quality health care."Far more likely than not" -- like 60-40! Maybe even 70-30! No cause for concern at al, Science-Haters!
And with Biden locked in the basement, they'll make sure that "nothing dramatic comes out during the campaign."
"I don't think, unless something dramatic comes out during the campaign, that age will be a major factor," said Steven N. Austad, who studies healthy aging at the University of Alabama at Birmingham.
The stupid public that believes the reality in their eyes and ears instead of a "near consensus" of "experts" handpicked by the outrageous propaganda machine the Washington Post.
But those assurances have not yet convinced much of the voting public.
Biden's not. Trump is... uh, I don't want to get into a fight. Let's say I see the a similar, though not as serious, degradation in executive function in Trump. (Executive function is important in someone's ability to control his behavior and emotional responses.)
The near consensus among scientists who study aging -- based on generalized probability, not individualized certainty -- has run headlong into a demonstrable fear that time is not on the side of Biden or Trump. Only 1 in 3 Americans say Biden is mentally sharp and physically healthy enough to hold office, according to an April Washington Post poll, compared with 54 percent who are confident in Trump's mental fitness and 64 percent who say he is in good enough physical health to be president.
A separate NBC News poll completed in June found 55 percent had "major concerns" about whether Biden had the necessary physical and mental health to be president, while 44 percent had "major concerns" about Trump. Such worries spring from hard realities. The risk of illness and death increases steadily with age as the ability to put in full days of work drops off. Just 6 percent of octogenarians remained in the workforce in 2019, according to Bureau of Labor Statistics data.
But those who study the topic caution that people age at widely different rates and chronological age is often an inaccurate predictor of how well they will fare in later years. And Biden is obviously frail. He barely lifts his feet when he walks. The White House has had to open the belly staircase on Air Force One for fear he'll fall and kill himself.
A 65-year-old may be as physically and cognitively compromised as a typical 75-year old. An 85 year-old may be as mentally sharp and physically capable as a younger person.And an 80-year-old might show the physical and mental frailty of a 105-year-old, as Biden does. Now, let's hear about this Panel of Experts the Washington Post assembled. How many handpicked "experts" did the Washington Post consult, do you imagine? 30? That's too low for a valid survey. You need 400 but it would be hard to get that many. Did they, perhaps, contact 100 "experts" for this poll of experts? Let's see:
I'm sorry -- did you say "four experts"? THIS IS YOUR FUCKING "NEAR CONSENSUS"? The fifth, of course, disagreed. And note how little these "experts" are saying -- it is "likely" that both men will retain the cognitive fitness to be president. "Likely" only means "better than a fifty-fifty even chance," and anyway, that's a lie, because we can all see and hear through the testimony of our own senses that Biden is not fit NOW, nevermind what state he'd be in by 2028.
Four experts consulted by The Washington Post said Biden and Trump were likely to retain the cognitive and physical abilities to perform as president between 2025 and 2029 -- unless they suffer a serious illness or injury.
A fifth said it is too difficult to predict how well any individual will do, but agreed that Biden and Trump are more likely than an average person to retain their capabilities.More likely than an average person -- but not more likely than 50%.
That's "low"? I know when people are diagnosed with cancer, and are told they have a 90% chance of living for five years, they consider the 10% chance they won't live that long a quite high risk of death. But Biden only has a 20% chance of dying in the next four years. That's low right? And remember: This is all based on the circumstance, "unless he experiences an accident or other sudden medical event." And then the odds of dying get quite a bit higher than "low." This is astonishing -- astonishing! Meanwhile, NBC "News" spins Biden as healthy as a horse.
Three actuarial approaches consulted by The Post suggest a risk of death in a second term that remains low, even if it is much higher than the risks for their younger competitors like former United Nation's ambassador Nikki Haley, 51, and Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R), 44. Depending on the methodology, the models showed a 14 to 31 percent risk of death for Biden's cohort before the end of his second term.
It's an indicator of how cloistered this White House is, because according to the NBC News article, Team Biden didn't realize just how bad their chief's public appearances had become until he tripped -- "hard," as NBC put it -- over a sandbag at last month's Air Force Academy commencement. "Afterward," Carol E. Lee, Peter Nicholas, and Monica Alba reported, "a few huddled to figure out what may have gone wrong and how to make sure that such an embarrassing and dangerous incident never happens again.'" The NBC reporters continued, "Any misstep is bound to be magnified when voters are already prone to believe Biden should consider retirement."It's just a "belief" voters have -- despite admitting that a mere fall is "dangerous" for a man as old and fragile as Joe Biden.
... Flash forward to today. The first step in the White House's Operation Mighty Joe Young is to keep Biden from walking up too many stairs. Instead of walking up the big red stairs to the main entrance of Air Force One, NBC says that "More and more, Biden is forgoing the long staircase for the shorter stairway that takes him up through the plane's belly." ... "In the weeks prior to tripping onstage, Biden used the shorter set of stairs to get on and off the presidential aircraft 37% of the time. In the past seven weeks he's used them 84% of the time, or 31 out of the 37 times he's gotten on and off the plane." NBC is honest enough to admit that Biden now uses an "extra-large font on his teleprompter and note cards to remind him of the points he wants to make in meetings." Yet NBC somehow failed to mention that Biden still fumbles his way through his note cards -- particularly with Israeli president Isaac Herzog last week -- and that his so-called press conferences include scripted questions presented by approved reporters. [T]oday's article is more like a Nixonesque "modified limited hangout." While conceding that Biden is indeed old, the report omits vital facts and ends on an upbeat note.NBC "News" is about to unveil their own Scientific Evidence proving that Biden is fit as a fiddle.
NBC quotes former Labor Secretary Marty Walsh recalling that "If you've ever given him a hug, you're going to feel the man is solid. He's in good shape."Oh, they have Hug Evidence? I didn't realize they'd acquired the gold standard evidence of "the solidity of a hug." So this political hack has some magical ability to Diagnosis Through Hugging, and says Biden feels like he's "solid," and not just a ghost, which you might have thought he was because he sure spends a lot of time shaking hands with invisible ghosts. Nevermind, then.
NBC also reminds readers that "Any president can forget a name or place, mangle a sentence or tumble over a tripping hazard." True enough. But how many stare dead-eyed at the huge font on the teleprompter as they barely mumble their way through the words?C'mon, man, let's do some pushups.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 28, 2023 01:01 PM (HfNu5)
Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 01:02 PM (ywVDE)
Posted by: Joe the Biden at July 28, 2023 01:02 PM (ywVDE)
Posted by: Joe the Biden at July 28, 2023 01:02 PM (ywVDE)
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 28, 2023 01:02 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 28, 2023 01:03 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 01:03 PM (ywVDE)
Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 01:03 PM (ywVDE)
Not very good ventriloquists at that...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 28, 2023 01:03 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: XTC at July 28, 2023 01:05 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: I've got bad news for you at July 28, 2023 01:05 PM (j3VnU)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 28, 2023 01:05 PM (HfNu5)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 28, 2023 01:05 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Ripley at July 28, 2023 01:05 PM (KrJTL)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 28, 2023 01:06 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 28, 2023 01:06 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: red speck at July 28, 2023 01:06 PM (0Id0S)
Posted by: Paco at July 28, 2023 01:07 PM (njExo)
/And as whig previously retorted, will likely end with a mushroom cloud ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 28, 2023 01:07 PM (L57Qg)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 28, 2023 01:07 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:07 PM (AcWfM)
She never should have run for re-election. It was very selfish and egotistical of her to plan to be in a very high-stress, demanding public role at age NINETY.
Age is a number. McConnell is infirm, Sanders is not. Feinstein wasn't until she was sick, now she is beginning to show signs. Any doc will tell you that age is a number guideline with worlds of difference between one 80 y/o (e.g. Joe Biden or Mick Jagger) and another, e.g. Mitch McConnell.
We need her right where she is... for now!!!
Hillary: Feinstein should not resign because Republicans probably would block Dems from filling a vacancy on the Judiciary Committee and stall President Biden’s judicial nominees.
NEXT: 100-year-old senator votes by blinking eye twice. Vote confirmed by medical staff.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 28, 2023 01:08 PM (Oa4y6)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 28, 2023 01:08 PM (0EOe9)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 28, 2023 01:08 PM (lf83v)
I would have thought that would be physically impossible, but ok.
Posted by: Paco at July 28, 2023 01:08 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Dave at July 28, 2023 01:08 PM (nLwaa)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 28, 2023 01:08 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:09 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at July 28, 2023 01:09 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2023 01:09 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 28, 2023 01:09 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: VDH at July 28, 2023 01:09 PM (aoF75)
"Four out of five dentist approve!"
Hell, if it was good enough for Trident gum, it's good enough for America!
Posted by: red speck at July 28, 2023 01:09 PM (0Id0S)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:09 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2023 01:09 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 28, 2023 01:10 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 28, 2023 01:10 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 28, 2023 01:10 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2023 01:10 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 28, 2023 01:11 PM (DKOxw)
Posted by: Tits! Funbags! Knockers! at July 28, 2023 01:11 PM (e8n94)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2023 01:10 PM (63Dwl)
Ahem...
Posted by: Satan says no way he's coming with me at July 28, 2023 01:11 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: HTL at July 28, 2023 01:11 PM (5gGGe)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 28, 2023 01:11 PM (oGiDo)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 28, 2023 01:11 PM (0EOe9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2023 01:11 PM (63Dwl)
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Me too. Due to personality way more than age.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2023 01:12 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: doctor of hugology at July 28, 2023 01:12 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 28, 2023 01:06 PM (dKiJG)
Neither one of them took.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 28, 2023 01:12 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2023 01:12 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 28, 2023 01:11 PM (oGiDo
It's obvious they forget to put something back
Posted by: It's me donna at July 28, 2023 01:12 PM (bs+z0)
They all were in the same state of decrepitude as our 'leaders'.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 28, 2023 01:12 PM (lTGtQ)
Rejoice, Citizens!
The Ukrainian army liberated #Staromayorske, the 11th village since the start of the Ukrainian counteroffensive on June 5th, 2023.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 28, 2023 01:12 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2023 01:12 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2023 01:09 PM (krQz2)
That's my take.
"It's just a roll call, numbnuts, come on, let's be done and get out of here! Our hookers are getting cold, man! Let's go already!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2023 01:12 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 28, 2023 01:12 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 28, 2023 01:13 PM (DKOxw)
Yes, her aides and nurses instructed her beforehand to vote Aye.
And Patty Murray was worried that she might ramble on and on and forget so told her to shut up and do what her aides and nurses told her to do.
Posted by: ace at July 28, 2023 01:13 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 28, 2023 01:13 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 28, 2023 01:13 PM (HfNu5)
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 01:13 PM (aoF75)
Posted by: Paco at July 28, 2023 01:08 PM (njExo)
Joe Biden had two brain aneurysms during his time as a senator representing Delaware, He's also had a Stroke in 2010 nobody reports about this
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 28, 2023 01:13 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2023 01:13 PM (3j4i9)
Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2023 01:13 PM (cTNA/)
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2023 01:13 PM (3j4i9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2023 01:11 PM
Does the fifth one smoke Hippos?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2023 01:13 PM (a3Q+t)
I don't know about that, but I did feel something solid when he pressed against me to smell my hair and grab my chest.
Posted by: Little girls everywhere at July 28, 2023 01:13 PM (FQWHA)
Posted by: Senilocracy? Is that even a word? at July 28, 2023 01:14 PM (e8n94)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 28, 2023 01:14 PM (S75Fo)
Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2023 01:14 PM (cTNA/)
Posted by: Rbastid at July 28, 2023 01:14 PM (itmlg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2023 01:14 PM (LmlbV)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 28, 2023 01:10 PM
Soon...
Posted by: MSM: "Biden's shattered hip is no big deal" at July 28, 2023 01:14 PM (Oa4y6)
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2023 01:14 PM (v0R5T)
holy shit rbastid that explains it! the lizard people ALSO freeze when it gets too cold
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:15 PM (AcWfM)
Eh. A bullshit 40-count indictment and even more bullshit rape/slander trials might have a tendency to make one cranky. Most are not going to take that well.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 28, 2023 01:15 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 28, 2023 01:15 PM (0EOe9)
Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 01:15 PM (ywVDE)
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at July 28, 2023 01:15 PM (MvF+J)
- Biden's Minister Of Youth Outreach 2024
Posted by: red speck at July 28, 2023 01:15 PM (0Id0S)
Posted by: Marty Walsh at July 28, 2023 01:15 PM (VEm33)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd
==
How will we know? The same smell of shitting and peeing himself will still be there and he will be on the ground. So again, how will we know?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 28, 2023 01:15 PM (17s+e)
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You didn't get the memo? Fairness is extinct.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 28, 2023 01:12 PM
To be fair, the corpse still twitches occasionally.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2023 01:15 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Diane the pirate at July 28, 2023 01:15 PM (63Dwl)
yeah
Posted by: John Fetterman at July 28, 2023 01:15 PM (5hfjS)
51 intelligence leaders have certified that any claims that Biden isn't mentally fit are just Russian disinformation.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 28, 2023 01:15 PM (2tUFv)
Soon.
Posted by: Black Sandbag at July 28, 2023 01:15 PM (aoF75)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:16 PM (AcWfM)
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Um. I don't believe that actuaries scrub people with Alzheimer's off the life-length chart.
Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2023 01:16 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 28, 2023 01:13 PM (HfNu5)
And?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 28, 2023 01:16 PM (pVWRI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2023 01:16 PM (LmlbV)
Joe Biden 80
Nancy Pelosi 83
Maxine Waters 84
Chuck Grassley 89
Dianne Feinstein 90
Klaus Schwab 85
George Soros 92
WHY WON'T YOU DIE
Posted by: DB - the first name in automotive undercoating at July 28, 2023 01:16 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 28, 2023 01:16 PM (HfNu5)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 28, 2023 01:16 PM (HfNu5)
Never saw "Weekend At Bernies?"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 28, 2023 01:17 PM (pVWRI)
I think they forgot to reconnect his brain and his larynx.
Actually...maybe not.
Posted by: Paco at July 28, 2023 01:17 PM (njExo)
Posted by: That Northernlurker
Haven't you seen Dave?
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 28, 2023 01:17 PM (MGB5H)
Posted by: XTC at July 28, 2023 01:17 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Marty Walsh
Just last week I saw Joe Biden wrestle a crocodile into submission, and then fuck it so passionately that the croc was heard to wimper, in intelligible English, "Thank you."
(Old repurposed joke about Dick Cheney, from AndrewR or Warden or someone.)
Posted by: Also Marty Walsh at July 28, 2023 01:17 PM (KRtlO)
On camera, off camera...don't care just as long as they die. And soon.
Posted by: How much longer must we endure these shambling husks? at July 28, 2023 01:17 PM (e8n94)
oh the feed will cut out and they will run a Tom and Jerry cartoon then come back with Jim Biden as The President for the rest of the show
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:18 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 28, 2023 01:16 PM (HfNu5)
"Look at him, looking for just the right word.... how heroic. How noble. "
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2023 01:18 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: dee-man at July 28, 2023 01:18 PM (K7/OQ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 28, 2023 01:19 PM (NBGQS)
Worked for me.
Posted by: Mitch McConnell! at July 28, 2023 01:19 PM (2tUFv)
Dear media
Us regular people are around old people too and know shuffling mumbling Joe is fukkin just too old to have any job
Posted by: Yo! Ultra MAGA at July 28, 2023 01:19 PM (T7TE5)
Camels are the two-humped ones.
Dromedaries are the one-humped ones.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 28, 2023 01:19 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: DB - the first name in automotive undercoating at July 28, 2023 01:16 PM (geLO
--[SIGH] No justice in this world
Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 01:19 PM (ywVDE)
Hillary needs to be jettisoned into a Chevy Suburban.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 28, 2023 01:19 PM (lf83v)
well yeah with Trump's brilliant strategy of rallying support by committing crimes and getting indicted every week
and then whining that other people aren't supporting him hard enough
what a Strong and Empowered Winner
Posted by: ace at July 28, 2023 01:19 PM (KRtlO)
Hot as blazes in FL yesterday. All sorts of health advisories in my 'hood with temps 10 degrees less.
Trump went golfing. That's top physical for a man that age. Mentally, well he's always been a little off. Maybe it's a good thing in business and has helped to make him rich. But he's only gotta do about three more years. He's lame duck from Day One.
The important question is - who is his Veep? Kinda wish he'd commit soon and not wait.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 28, 2023 01:19 PM (enJYY)
On camera, off camera...don't care just as long as they die. And soon.
Posted by: How much longer must we endure these shambling husks? at July 28, 2023 01:17 PM (e8n94)
Preferably because normal people finally got up and fought.
Posted by: XTC at July 28, 2023 01:20 PM (UnA8+)
Joe Biden 80
Nancy Pelosi 83
Maxine Waters 84
Chuck Grassley 89
Dianne Feinstein 90
Klaus Schwab 85
George Soros 92
WHY WON'T YOU DIE
Posted by: DB
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Adenochrome is a helluva drug.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 01:20 PM (9hLLz)
Posted by: Paco at July 28, 2023 01:20 PM (njExo)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 28, 2023 01:20 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: That Northernlurker
I wanted him to utter the N-word. You know he does it.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 28, 2023 01:20 PM (EnsGU)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at July 28, 2023 01:20 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2023 01:11 PM
Does the fifth one smoke Hippos?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 28, 2023 01:13 PM
Actually, nowadays, 4 out of 5 doctors smoke cock, because they're either gay effeminate Black men or sexually liberated and empowered women.
The 5th doctor us a rural white anti-vaxxer MAGAT.
Posted by: MSM and Hollywood at July 28, 2023 01:20 PM (Oa4y6)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:20 PM (rGOL6)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 28, 2023 01:21 PM (0EOe9)
dude he looks like the guy who kept his eyes open with the popped open the Ark
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:21 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: ace at July 28, 2023 01:21 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 01:21 PM (ywVDE)
Posted by: dee-man at July 28, 2023 01:21 PM (K7/OQ)
Posted by: Marty Walsh
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And it's a good hard muscular thrust when he humps your leg!
Posted by: Marty Walsh at July 28, 2023 01:21 PM (krQz2)
oh come on
we're worse than that
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:21 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Biergood at July 28, 2023 01:21 PM (FQWHA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 28, 2023 01:21 PM (S75Fo)
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No longer a doctor because he had his license pulled for trying to treat patient who had COVID.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:22 PM (rGOL6)
to me he looked like one of the Muppets in the storage room
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:22 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 28, 2023 01:20 PM (EnsGU)
Yup.
If I ran a network, I'd put black reporter in the press corps and instruct him to be Acosta-level confrontational with Brandon. It would only take a few tries.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 28, 2023 01:22 PM (eLZku)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2023 01:22 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: dee-man
please flounce away, cultist
Posted by: ace at July 28, 2023 01:23 PM (KRtlO)
oh come on
we're worse than that
Posted by: BlackOrchid
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You might have a point. I'm not sure what level of outside and international corruption they were engaged in that was working directly against their nation and national security.
I concede.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:23 PM (rGOL6)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
And I am now unburdened by what has been.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 28, 2023 01:23 PM (MGB5H)
oh god yes and it would be more - and worse - than just the N-word even
no one is more racist than Delaware Democrats
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:23 PM (AcWfM)
It's not much, but did you want him to run on the economy, the border, Ukraine, grooming, etc, etc, etc?
Posted by: Wally at July 28, 2023 01:23 PM (VEm33)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:20 PM (rGOL6)
---
I was just thinking the other day while watching Julie Kelley's J6 footage that Yakov Shmirnov needs to move to another country and do jokes about "In America".
Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2023 01:23 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)
And win or lose you'd score political points...trust me the LIVs may not follow politics but they know our "elected" officials are OLD and SENILE.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2023 01:24 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: John Fetterman at July 28, 2023 01:24 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2023 01:24 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 28, 2023 01:24 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 28, 2023 01:24 PM (S75Fo)
There's an African press reporter there who stirs things up pretty good.
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at July 28, 2023 01:24 PM (MvF+J)
It's in my nick.
F*CK Joe Biden.
He's evil. He's the Devil. He's going to burn for eternity.
I just hope he advances to the point he doesn't remember a f*cking thing he's done in his life and doesn't know he was President.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Funny.
I didn't know the Presidential Records Act was a Criminal Statute?
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 01:24 PM (aoF75)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:25 PM (AcWfM)
-
I saw a good Garfield comic. There's a broken cookie jar lying on the floor and Garfield is pointing to his stuffed bear, Pookie. Jon says, "It's not so much him lying to me that I mind. It's his opinion of my intelligence."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 01:25 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Twas always thus in the Senate and House and more so for the Dems than Republicans. Dems stay in office because they like power and use some of that power to serve as bagman for their family. Republicans use power mainly to get money for their families. Someone like William Natcher, (D-KY) who only used a fraction of taxpayer money to run his office (less than 20 percent) is non existent today.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 01:25 PM (9hLLz)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 28, 2023 01:25 PM (3nSG+)
We are supposed to hate Vlad because he imprisons political opponents, loots the Russian treasury, and controls the Russian media.
But when Pedo Joe does all these things he's "protecting our sacred democracy"
And one thing I will say for Vlad, he seems to only have sex with with willing adult women he is not related to.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2023 01:25 PM (lc5cP)
--
Yep. It's like Obama making the Special Olympics Retard joke on national TV during Letterman or whatever.
That doesn't just slip out. It is part of everyday conversation if it comes out that easily. Same as Hunter's "no yellow" and calling his lawyer the N-word.
I guarantee the Biden's say it all the time. Joe especially.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:25 PM (rGOL6)
The man is dead
This is no joke
The man did croak
And now he’s dead
He’s breathed his last
He’s in the past
He’s lost his lease
So rest in peace
The man is dead
Posted by: John Fetterman at July 28, 2023 01:25 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 28, 2023 01:25 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)
—
But the alternative is a white supremacist who said Pusey so I’ll still vote for him.
- significant portion of the 55%
Posted by: Montec at July 28, 2023 01:25 PM (lUdMl)
It's not much, but did you want him to run on the economy, the border, Ukraine, grooming, etc, etc, etc?
Posted by: Wally at July 28, 2023 01:23 PM (VEm33)
---
I mean can you believe that people who think of themselves as "professionals" can write such 0-thought stupidity?
"Vote for Joe: He'll still be alive when he leaves office."
Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2023 01:25 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2023 01:25 PM (Keyt1)
"Remember as a child seeing those big black cars driving by with their lights on? It was really cool when the motorcycle police chirped their sirens, wasn't it?
Death was yesterday. Life is the tomorrow of yesterday. We can move on to embrace all the tomorrows of all our yesterdays. This is time."
Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 01:25 PM (ywVDE)
it's at least that ... and likely even worse things than that
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:26 PM (AcWfM)
Funny.
I didn't know the Presidential Records Act was a Criminal Statute?
Posted by: garrett
-------
Forget it, He's rolling.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 01:26 PM (9hLLz)
Posted by: Ashley Biden at July 28, 2023 01:26 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at July 28, 2023 01:26 PM (rmBvg)
Posted by: spindrift at July 28, 2023 01:26 PM (iG1Nf)
Posted by: John Fetterman at July 28, 2023 01:26 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:26 PM (rGOL6)
https://tinyurl.com/5ywecyfh
Old And In the Way by the group Old And In the Way
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 28, 2023 01:26 PM (Oq/TM)
We live in a world of lies.
Posted by: Ripley at July 28, 2023 01:27 PM (KrJTL)
Posted by: whig at
*strom Thurmond has entered the chat*
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 28, 2023 01:27 PM (MGB5H)
Joe Biden 80
Nancy Pelosi 83
Maxine Waters 84
Chuck Grassley 89
Dianne Feinstein 90
Klaus Schwab 85
George Soros 92
WHY WON'T YOU DIE
Posted by: DB - the first name in automotive undercoating at July 28, 2023 01:16 PM (geLO
I really don't want this place sullied.
Posted by: Satan at July 28, 2023 01:27 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 01:27 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2023 01:25 PM (Keyt1)
Mario Cuomo. Obviously.
Do try to keep up, Fen.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2023 01:27 PM (9UlRk)
Biden can go horsefuck. Is that the same thing?
Posted by: Beavis at July 28, 2023 01:27 PM (jv6oK)
Even if D voters cared, and they don't-
Biden would still get 62% of the vote in contested states compared to Trump's 57% and third parties' 2%, thereby winning the electoral college.
Posted by: turnout man at July 28, 2023 01:27 PM (2Ds5E)
Posted by: Pour Your Misery Down On gp at July 28, 2023 01:27 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Joe "Hercules" Biden at July 28, 2023 01:27 PM (Geoni)
Like Hillary, he'll "power through" physical/medical challenges.
The important question is - who is his Veep? Kinda wish he'd commit soon and not wait.
With all the uncertainty right now around Trump, I wonder if a lot of good candidates might be scared away?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 28, 2023 01:27 PM (Oa4y6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2023 01:28 PM (Keyt1)
Joe Biden 80
Nancy Pelosi 83
Maxine Waters 84
Chuck Grassley 89
Dianne Feinstein 90
Klaus Schwab 85
George Soros 92
Make the Reaper Grim Again!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 28, 2023 01:28 PM (jv6oK)
We are supposed to hate Vlad because he imprisons political opponents, loots the Russian treasury, and controls the Russian media.
But when Pedo Joe does all these things he's "protecting our sacred democracy"
And one thing I will say for Vlad, he seems to only have sex with with willing adult women he is not related to.
Posted by: 18-1
---------
Someone like Vlad has to be a sharp cookie to stay ahead of the normal means of succession in a weak state---you have to derail and take out possible successors before they get you.
Machiavelli had his type down and would not be surprised that Vlad read The Prince.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 01:28 PM (9hLLz)
Posted by: Moron Analyst
--
Gosh, it's almost like that is the plan.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:28 PM (rGOL6)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 28, 2023 01:28 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Oldfogey at July 28, 2023 01:29 PM (rdSC0)
Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2023 01:29 PM (krQz2)
probably the only time ever anything related to Garfield amused me
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:29 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 28, 2023 01:29 PM (0EOe9)
"Go git 'im, Lil' Sleezy."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 28, 2023 01:29 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 28, 2023 01:29 PM (HfNu5)
Posted by: John Fetterman at July 28, 2023 01:30 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:26 PM (rGOL6)
--Obligatory:
https://youtu.be/71xxvp5R9hE
Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 01:30 PM (ywVDE)
Posted by: Expert Scientists who are Experts at July 28, 2023 01:30 PM (zB0B9)
So getting joe to come over to my place and fire up the chain saw is out?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2023 01:31 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio
........
the steel plates set off metal detectors everywhere
the hard part was getting the plugs to grow
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2023 01:31 PM (v0R5T)
Biden 2024: In Your Heart You Know He's Still Alive
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 28, 2023 01:31 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 28, 2023 01:29 PM (HfNu5)
And it would be the first honest thing he's done in at least 60 years.
Posted by: XTC at July 28, 2023 01:31 PM (UnA8+)
Joe Biden 80
Nancy Pelosi 83
Maxine Waters 84
Chuck Grassley 89
Dianne Feinstein 90
Klaus Schwab 85
George Soros 92
Make the Reaper Grim Again!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 28, 2023 01:28 PM
Can we add Barry and his "wife" Michelle? They are the ones responsible for creating the chaos that we know today.
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 28, 2023 01:31 PM (Oq/TM)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 28, 2023 01:31 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: BruceWayne
--------
The old joke on Strom is that when Strom died, they would have to beat his pecker down with a baseball bat to get him in the coffin.
Even at 80, Strom had a round bed in his bedroom and mirrored ceiling--think his wife was a much younger beauty queen at the time. Heck, Strom even hit on women senators.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 01:31 PM (9hLLz)
https://youtu.be/71xxvp5R9hE
Posted by: logprof
--
Ha.
I've worked around those guys all my life.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:31 PM (rGOL6)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 28, 2023 01:29 PM (0FoWg)
"EyyyyyyYO! Where you leave them bags of crack at, bitch?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2023 01:32 PM (9UlRk)
Cuomo could be a meatball, but I don't think that reincarnation as a type of foodstuff is part of any type of world religion I am familair with.
On another meatball related note, I had delicious ricotta filled meatballs with sauce the other night at an Italian place. I'm trust it was not reincarnated Mario Cuomo.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2023 01:32 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Ed Coughmann at July 28, 2023 01:32 PM (tO+U3)
---------
He went on to say, ".....and when he grabbed my ass, his grip was strong. And he had an extremely hard stiffy. Don't ever turn your back to Joe".
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 28, 2023 01:32 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Bob Dole at July 28, 2023 01:33 PM (aoF75)
Not very good ventriloquists at that...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 28, 2023 01:03 PM (MeG8a)
----
If you see a .38 caliber tube peeking out of his gob (mouth) then ignore it.
That's with a gloved hand operating the stiff rod .....
Posted by: Ciampino - some vanilla is good at July 28, 2023 01:33 PM (qfLjt)
Joe 2024
The odds are good that he won't die in office.
Posted by: Axeman
---------
I agree, but his brain just might do that. And they may be purposefully dosing him to keep his brain somewhat functioning but at the cost of longevity.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 01:33 PM (9hLLz)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2023 01:25 PM
That's hateful and harmful cisnormative patriarchy!!!!
Posted by: SJW Commissar at July 28, 2023 01:33 PM (Oa4y6)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 28, 2023 01:33 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: John Fetterman at July 28, 2023 01:33 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Bob Dole
Bob needed Viagra. Strom did not. They should have named Viagra after Strom.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 01:34 PM (9hLLz)
There is a variety of Ricotta that is dried and it makes a great addition to a Meatball Recipe.
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 01:34 PM (aoF75)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2023 01:34 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 28, 2023 01:02 PM (VMFAF)
________________
The White House is the world's most exclusive - and expensive - nursing home.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2023 01:34 PM (YqDXo)
--Really?
I always wonder what it must've been like with Damon, Kim, and Keenan growing up (for the less funny siblings).
Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 01:34 PM (ywVDE)
I agree, but his brain just might do that. And they may be purposefully dosing him to keep his brain somewhat functioning but at the cost of longevity.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 01:33 PM (9hLLz)
*blank stare*
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at July 28, 2023 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Her constituents are well-represented, huh?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2023 01:34 PM (t0OGg)
https://youtu.be/71xxvp5R9hE
Posted by: logprof
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Probably what makes it so funny to people is the belief that it's some sort of character sketch or funny bit like Carl the Fireman (or whoever Jim Carrey played years ago, maybe SNL) or the two "Baby Don't Hurt Me" dancing creeps.
It's not. It's not pretend at all. That's a common person to meet. We have some in Congress, and one as VP, and one as press secretary.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:34 PM (rGOL6)
Is that a political analysis or a health analysis? 'Cause, to the former, obviously. That cake is baked and dementia will be assessed by the public to the degree that it already has been barring collapse on stage. Now, to the latter, if that's your assessment, then I'm not sure "health" is really your area of expertise. It's pretty plainly obvious the physical and mental performance gap between Trump and Biden is huge. Of course age is a major factor because one is managing it exceedingly well while the other is clearly in advancing stages of dementia.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 28, 2023 01:34 PM (aXxgO)
Joe Biden 80
Nancy Pelosi 83
Maxine Waters 84
Chuck Grassley 89
Dianne Feinstein 90
Klaus Schwab 85
George Soros 92
.......
Joe is the youngest... SEE HOW HEALTHY HE IS?
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2023 01:34 PM (v0R5T)
@JamesSurowiecki
There's no evidence that Joe Biden himself had anything to do with any of these deals Republicans are talking about. So they've constructed this imaginary entity - "the Biden family" - to suggest he's guilty by association.
-
Well, they're no Waltons. I'll give you that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 01:34 PM (FVME7)
Feinstein responds by saying, "Ok, just... aye!"
++++
Salute the marines!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2023 01:35 PM (t0OGg)
_________________
Yeah!
Posted by: Chernenko, Andropov, et al. at July 28, 2023 01:35 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 28, 2023 01:35 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: mrp at July 28, 2023 01:35 PM (rj6Yv)
Yeah, f*ck you NBC, Chevy Chase and Loren Michael's. I got a baseball bat in the afterlife waiting.
Posted by: Zombie Geral Ford at July 28, 2023 01:35 PM (AL+zq)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 28, 2023 01:35 PM (0EOe9)
THIS IS YOUR FUCKING "NEAR CONSENSUS"?
Everyone knows all you need is 51. 51 all signing a letter.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2023 01:35 PM (e4fEA)
Bob needed Viagra. Strom did not. They should have named Viagra after Strom.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 01:34 PM (9hLLz)
Throb Stromund.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)
I've worked around those guys all my life.
--
--Really?
I always wonder what it must've been like with Damon, Kim, and Keenan growing up (for the less funny siblings).
Posted by: logprof
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Where in the midwest do you live?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:35 PM (rGOL6)
dry ricotta is fantastic! great cheese to have around for crumbling in all sorts of things
underrated cheese!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:35 PM (AcWfM)
The Washington Post has been publishing fiction rather than news for the last 10+ years. This is a very fine example of the quality of their fiction!
Posted by: Roland F Hirsch at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM (oMkPq)
Feinstein responds by saying, "Ok, just... aye!"
++++
Salute the marines!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2023 01:35 PM (t0OGg)
_____________
Repeat last line.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM (YqDXo)
I think people should come up with another name. I liked DeSatan because I thought it was clever and he's obviously NOT Satan.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM (Keyt1)
THIS IS YOUR FUCKING "NEAR CONSENSUS"?
Everyone knows all you need is 51. 51 all signing a letter.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2023 01:35 PM (e4fEA)
Well, when everything is based on the "4 out of 5 Dentists agree" scale......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM (rGOL6)
a couple of weeks ago I had ravioli with ricotta and some meat in them, it was so good
Raviolli might be my favorite food
Posted by: ace at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
You're too generous. I hope he achieves total clarity as he feels the eternal flames fondling him like he does young girls.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM (jv6oK)
Repeat last line.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM (YqDXo)
End of sentence.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM (EnsGU)
Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM (ywVDE)
++++
Uhhh, using actuarial statistics - population-level projections - to assert probability on an individual basis is a big no-no.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg)
if you say this, you're saying mozzarella is not cheese either
which no one should say!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM (AcWfM)
James Surowiecki
@JamesSurowiecki
"The Bidens" did not do anything - Hunter Biden, who was an adult, saw a chance to make money and took it, almost certainly over his father's objections. Hunter shouldn't have done it. But it had no impact on US policy, and it's on him, not his dad.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: ace at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2023 01:37 PM (krQz2)
_________________
He's as fit as Ruth Bader-Meinhof!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2023 01:37 PM (YqDXo)
Raviolli might be my favorite food
Posted by: ace at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM (KRtlO)
HEYA! Thanka you a-very mucha!!!
Posted by: Chef Boyardee at July 28, 2023 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 28, 2023 01:37 PM (ppBhU)
i never heard of this!
Posted by: ace at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM (KRtlO)
CBD's food thread hardest hit.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)
dry ricotta is fantastic! great cheese to have around for crumbling in all sorts of things
underrated cheese!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:35 PM
Crumble? Make America Grate Again!
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 28, 2023 01:37 PM (enJYY)
James Surowiecki
@JamesSurowiecki
"The Bidens" did not do anything - Hunter Biden, who was an adult, saw a chance to make money and took it, almost certainly over his father's objections. Hunter shouldn't have done it. But it had no impact on US policy, and it's on him, not his dad.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM (FVME7)
---
And frequent business partner Jim Biden.
Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2023 01:38 PM (krQz2)
Sarcastic Ace is the best Ace. :-)
Posted by: Iris at July 28, 2023 01:38 PM (n3DL0)
==
My father passed away from Lewy Body disease last year, a form of dementia. Despite his overall physical deterioration, up until the very end he still had a vice-like grip that would have been surprisingly strong for someone in fit condition.
So, no, "hug evidence" doesn't mean anything. That could literally be a panic reaction by a dementia sufferer.
Posted by: can of spam at July 28, 2023 01:38 PM (7oNMO)
Posted by: John Fetterman at July 28, 2023 01:33 PM (RHGPo)
........
and how did your visit with Dr. Pimple Popper go?
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2023 01:38 PM (v0R5T)
"The Bidens" did not do anything - Hunter Biden, who was an adult, saw a chance to make money and took it, almost certainly over his father's objections. Hunter shouldn't have done it. But it had no impact on US policy, and it's on him, not his dad.
--
Well sure, except for that teensy little part where he said he'd use the full force of the U.S. government to get revenge on that Chinese guy if he didn't bend to the extortion.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:38 PM (rGOL6)
I need to try that again. It sure seems like something that SHOULD work.
Posted by: ace at July 28, 2023 01:38 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2023 01:38 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 01:34 PM (9hLLz)
Throb Stromund.
Posted by: Sponge
Heh. Golf clap.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 01:38 PM (9hLLz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2023 01:38 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:38 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:34 PM (rGOL6)
--The best comedy has some anchor in truth, and superior comedy can convey uncomfortable truths.
But yeah, it's less funny when we're living it.
Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 01:38 PM (ywVDE)
Picked up Musya's ashes today. Our little girl is coming home for good.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2023 01:38 PM (RizyL)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:39 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 28, 2023 01:39 PM (UTSjK)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 28, 2023 01:39 PM (0EOe9)
Posted by: Joe "Hercules" Biden at July 28, 2023 01:39 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:35 PM (rGOL6)
--Nowheresville.
I'm in Tidewater, VA.
Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 01:39 PM (ywVDE)
--
I've made them in the past. IIRC the key was the addition of ground pork and an egg.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:39 PM (rGOL6)
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at July 28, 2023 01:39 PM (LzLXY)
And then the odds of dying get quite a bit higher than "low."
++++
And the odds of such an event occurring are higher by the day. And every incident increases the odds of sudden degradation.
Lots of healthy, seemingly robust, sharp old folks suddenly turn after an accident (usually a fall). The health balance is *very* easy to disrupt and a balance that pointed to, "man that dude is in great shape" yesterday can easily point to "man that dude is fading fast" today.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2023 01:40 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Would not be surprised. Dole had one of the dryest sense of humor on the Hill in his era and the most cutting if you crossed him.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 01:40 PM (9hLLz)
@JamesSurowiecki
"The Bidens" did not do anything - Hunter Biden, who was an adult, saw a chance to make money and took it, almost certainly over his father's objections. Hunter shouldn't have done it. But it had no impact on US policy, and it's on him, not his dad.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM (FVME7)
Ho Lee Fuk...........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)
It's not a good plan. In order to get them to stay together, you need a mix that is too dense.
Best to just add some variety of drier cheese to the mix.
It will rehydrate while cooking and you won't need to add extra binders to get them to stay together.
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 01:40 PM (aoF75)
Joe Biden 80
Nancy Pelosi 83
Maxine Waters 84
Chuck Grassley 89
Dianne Feinstein 90
Klaus Schwab 85
George Soros 92
.......
Joe is the youngest... SEE HOW HEALTHY HE IS?
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2023 01:34 PM (v0R5T)
_______________
Ages, or IQs?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2023 01:40 PM (YqDXo)
Elderly clowns, less so.
Elderly Clown World is a nightmare.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 28, 2023 01:40 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
To this day, if you go by her grave, if you listen carefully you can still hear her doing push-ups in her coffin.
Posted by: Biergood at July 28, 2023 01:40 PM (FQWHA)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 28, 2023 01:40 PM (LIO78)
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2023 01:38 PM (v0R5T)
She is a One.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 28, 2023 01:41 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM (rGOL6)
--Yes. Those three. The one with Oswald talking to Keenan on the phone is gold.
"You are Metamucil!"
Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 01:41 PM (ywVDE)
Posted by: ShainS at July 28, 2023 01:41 PM (wg/sM)
You can hear a pin drop.
One stares at the menu.
The other wanders off.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2023 01:41 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 28, 2023 01:41 PM (xTRSc)
@JamesSurowiecki
"The Bidens" did not do anything - Hunter Biden, who was an adult, saw a chance to make money and took it, almost certainly over his father's objections. Hunter shouldn't have done it. But it had no impact on US policy, and it's on him, not his dad.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM (FVME7)
_______________
Yet if one of Trump's kids so much as breaks wind off key ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2023 01:41 PM (YqDXo)
++++
Of course. Dear Leader is *always* Strong Like Bull. It doesn't how decrepit (or even actually dead) he is, the propaganda outlets will always show strength. Like RBG's bench-presses.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2023 01:41 PM (t0OGg)
--
Yeah, I had misunderstood the comment. I caught it and posted #235
I'm sure it's grown up to the point where I'd be uncomfortable by now, but Norfolk is one of my favorite places I've ever been.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:41 PM (rGOL6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 28, 2023 01:41 PM (pVWRI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2023 01:41 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Mitch's staff will be running the office--don't expect much leadership though from the flunkies. They are already preparing their resumes for their next gig to cash out or hop aboard whoever the GOP pick as their next leader.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 01:41 PM (9hLLz)
Otter 841 continues to evade capture. She also surfs!
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at July 28, 2023 01:41 PM (LzLXY)
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Speghetti-O's can work. Not that this means you have hit the skids or something.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 28, 2023 01:42 PM (NsE9F)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2023 01:42 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM (YqDXo)
++++
Repeat last line.
Posted by: Slow Joe at July 28, 2023 01:42 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 01:42 PM (aoF75)
@tomselliott
MSNBC's @DeadlineWH spent 8 mins unironically heralding "Bidenomics": "surge in the U.S. economy," "boom in large-scale infrastructure," "Our strong & resilient economy is Bidenomics in action," "his economic agenda is a real accomplishment," "It really is morning in America…
-
No, no. It's "mourning in America."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 01:42 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:41 PM (rGOL6)
??? LOL
Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 28, 2023 01:42 PM (pVWRI)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 28, 2023 01:42 PM (bs+z0)
Imagine Donkey Chompers blathering when she is still in office and 85.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 28, 2023 01:42 PM (UTSjK)
All I know, the Chinese are laughing
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 28, 2023 01:41 PM
... all the way to the bank.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 28, 2023 01:43 PM (enJYY)
That's why he didn't check up on Hunter's dealings! He *trusted* his son and his judgment.
TFW: You lift the goalpost to move it but step on that rake you left last time.
Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2023 01:43 PM (krQz2)
Elderly clowns, less so.
Elderly Clown World is a nightmare.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 28, 2023 01:40 PM (RLLZj)
In all seriousness, none of these antediluvian vampires have the talent to be clowns.
Posted by: XTC at July 28, 2023 01:43 PM (UnA8+)
++++
Of course. Dear Leader is *always* Strong Like Bull. It doesn't how decrepit (or even actually dead) he is, the propaganda outlets will always show strength. Like RBG's bench-presses.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Roosevelt was hale and hearty according to the press until he wasn't.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 01:43 PM (9hLLz)
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Those SOBs sure got their money's worth.
I suspect they conquered the U.S. for way less than $100M total.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:43 PM (rGOL6)
Dems vote for Dems no matter what. Biden could shut his pants on live tv and 99.9% of Dems would still vote for him.
Republicans have hissy fits and sit out because their guy didn’t win the primary. See a typical day here as evidence.
Dems find enough votes to turn close races into Dem wins.
Unless Biden dies between now and next November, he will easily win.
Posted by: Montec at July 28, 2023 01:43 PM (lUdMl)
Posted by: Manicotti at July 28, 2023 01:43 PM (aoF75)
Um, about that. It's not a vision problem. It's a cognition problem. Make the font as big as a house and he'll still mumbleslur the words whatever they mean.
Biden is OK with repeating the stories he has memorized. Kinda like Kamala and her "unburdened past" Tourette's. Old, well-worn neurological paths are functional. New ones are an impassable thicket.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 28, 2023 01:43 PM (aXxgO)
Posted by: Joe "Hercules" Biden at July 28, 2023 01:39 PM (Geoni)
***
Oh yes.
Recardo Mandlebaum.
He played a great Kahn in the Star Trek movie.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2023 01:43 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2023 01:38 PM (RizyL)
--
Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 01:43 PM (ywVDE)
Posted by: nurse ratched, otter 841 superfan! at July 28, 2023 01:41 PM (LzLXY)
I don't have no "Bonnie" to drag me under.
Posted by: Otter 841 on the swim at July 28, 2023 01:43 PM (ufFY8)
@JamesSurowiecki
"The Bidens" did not do anything - Hunter Biden, who was an adult, saw a chance to make money and took it, almost certainly over his father's objections. Hunter shouldn't have done it. But it had no impact on US policy, and it's on him, not his dad.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM
Who is this James putz?
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2023 01:44 PM (GwxCX)
I would have thought that would be physically impossible, but ok.
Posted by: Paco at July 28, 2023 01:08 PM (njExo)
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The first op determined that his brain WAS hiding up his ass hence the colonoscopy.
Posted by: Ciampino - FJB's brain is brown at July 28, 2023 01:44 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 28, 2023 01:42 PM (bs+z0)
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That 1 hour a day was killing the Iron Man, Joe
Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2023 01:44 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2023 01:44 PM (9UlRk)
Say that again. I dare you.
who cares about either of you
Posted by: Stuffed Shells at July 28, 2023 01:44 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: MSLSD at July 28, 2023 01:44 PM (ywVDE)
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 01:44 PM (aoF75)
@JamesSurowiecki
"The Bidens" did not do anything - Hunter Biden, who was an adult, saw a chance to make money and took it, almost certainly over his father's objections. Hunter shouldn't have done it. But it had no impact on US policy, and it's on him, not his dad.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM (FVME7)
_______________
hahahaha!!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 28, 2023 01:44 PM (LIO78)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 28, 2023 01:41 PM (pVWRI)
++++
The Chinese are pretty pissed, actually.
They openly supported Joe Biden. They didn't publicize it, but they were pulling for Joe. They bought him and they expected great things from him.
What they got was a desiccated husk with no authority or power, being run as a puppet by opposing factions not all of which are pro-China. As a result, Red China has gotten rather little out of the deal and aren't too happy about it. They failed with Joe. They got *him,* but he doesn't matter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2023 01:44 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 28, 2023 01:38 PM (RizyL)
===
I hope they give you many wonderful memories
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2023 01:44 PM (JvZF+)
Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup
--
(re: Norfolk)
It was 30 years ago. Lots of fighter jets overhead, museums, ships, etc. Only time I've ever been and I only had a couple of days to visit and loved it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:44 PM (rGOL6)
Posted by: Otter 841 on the swim at July 28, 2023 01:44 PM (ufFY8)
Imagine Donkey Chompers blathering when she is still in office and 85.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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Same as old judges, power becomes what they live for. They don't even have beliefs anymore at that stage, just the lust for power.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 01:45 PM (9hLLz)
MSNBC's @DeadlineWH spent 8 mins unironically heralding "Bidenomics": "surge in the U.S. economy," "boom in large-scale infrastructure," "Our strong & resilient economy is Bidenomics in action," "his economic agenda is a real accomplishment," "It really is morning in America…
EVERYTHING in my life is more expensive. My paycheck goes shorter than it's ever gone IN MY LIFE. If this is your idea of a SURGE, you can shove it up your ass and smoke it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:45 PM (AcWfM)
Joey Shitshispants can't make it to dinner time during serious international meetings.
Who of those two has had a harder lifestyle?
Just saying.
Posted by: Archer at July 28, 2023 01:45 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 01:45 PM (aoF75)
Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2023 01:46 PM (cTNA/)
"The Bidens" did not do anything - Hunter Biden, who was an adult, saw a chance to make money and took it, almost certainly over his father's objections. Hunter shouldn't have done it. But it had no impact on US policy, and it's on him, not his dad.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 01:36 PM
++++
LOL. This guy. This guy shows how it's done. This, right here, is how a *true* propagandist operates.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2023 01:46 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:41 PM (rGOL6)
--They just had a helluva time hiring a new Police Chief.
Crime news from there not as frequent as Portsmouth or Bad News, though.
Posted by: MSLSD at July 28, 2023 01:46 PM (ywVDE)
The House needs a Special Committe on Illegal Foreign Influence and Bribery.
Under the J6 Committee rules and precedent, they can force the IRS to turn over both.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 28, 2023 01:46 PM (yOSrm)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 28, 2023 01:46 PM (EnsGU)
Those staffers like the lobbyists are not 'elected' by anyone and typically have an agenda that may, or may not jive with your particular congress critter.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 28, 2023 01:46 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2023 01:44 PM (9UlRk)
Fat should've answered the challenge, pushed his way to the front and started doing pushups. Call that f*cking fraud out for the lying sack of shit he is.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Is that the John-Boy family of Waltons? Or the Sam Waltons?
Posted by: Prime Sister at July 28, 2023 01:46 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 28, 2023 01:47 PM (NsE9F)
Elmo: Nine!
Announcer: And the letter. . .
Elmo: . . . just say "I".
Diane Feinstein: "Aye."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 28, 2023 01:47 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 01:44 PM (aoF75)
Chris Christie has entered the chat
Posted by: Beartooth at July 28, 2023 01:47 PM (JqMqI)
Sure. We're essentially just arguing over Dumplings.
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 01:45 PM (aoF75)
You been here 250 year, you go now.
Posted by: XTC at July 28, 2023 01:47 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
My cost of living is up by about 10% over the past two years, and I am pretty well off in that regard compared to many.
My pay increase has been 3% in the past two years.
#Bidenomics
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2023 01:47 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: XTC at July 28, 2023 01:43 PM (UnA8+)
Based on the McConnell clip we're in Mime World.
Yikes!!!
Posted by: Just Lily at July 28, 2023 01:47 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 01:44 PM (aoF75)
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So we are playing football in the street with my cousins, and at some point someone asks, hey where's Tommy? Tommy is 10 years old in the kitchen, making stuffed shells. Now he's a professor at Johnson & Wales. The stuffed shells were awesome.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2023 01:47 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: John Holmes at July 28, 2023 01:47 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: John Fetterman at July 28, 2023 01:48 PM (lf83v)
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It the old courtier spirit that envelops the folks in DC. They all know Joe is past it but their sinecures of power and grift might be threatened if he goes. The ruling class also despise the plebes and propaganda to the masses pleases them as they rule by lies generally.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 01:48 PM (9hLLz)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2023 01:48 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2023 01:46 PM (cTNA/)
Begs the questions:
What will the big news drop be this afternoon?
Whats the guess for number shot in Chicago by Sunday noon?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2023 01:49 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 28, 2023 01:49 PM (0EOe9)
https://is.gd/WiT6M7
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2023 01:49 PM (t0OGg)
#Bidenomics
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2023 01:47 PM (t0OGg)
Same here but they pinkie swear next years will be a larger increase
Posted by: Beartooth at July 28, 2023 01:49 PM (JqMqI)
baked ziti are so common and easy to make that they're very underrated
discuss
Posted by: ace at July 28, 2023 01:49 PM (KRtlO)
Spinach and Ricotta Shells with Meat Sauce is a winner.
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 01:49 PM (aoF75)
THIS IS YOUR FUCKING "NEAR CONSENSUS"?
The fifth, of course, disagreed.
=========
It's how they got to global warming.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 01:50 PM (LvTSG)
There is a disconnect there. The grocery store raised prices again.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 28, 2023 01:50 PM (LIO78)
I mean ... no?
maybe just in my family the ravioli is really different we put some weird stuff in there. manicotti and shells have the same filling tho, sure.
also what I like about shells the most is lack of pasta thickness vs filling. more filling less pasta IOW
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:50 PM (AcWfM)
Those staffers like the lobbyists are not 'elected' by anyone and typically have an agenda that may, or may not jive with your particular congress critter.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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True statement there. Many staffers have the agenda of either getting power and/or getting rich peddling influence and occasional turns at some undersecretary position in a favorable administration.
True believers burn out in DC.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 01:50 PM (9hLLz)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2023 01:48 PM (GwxCX)
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Unforgivable
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2023 01:50 PM (JvZF+)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 28, 2023 01:50 PM (PHmov)
***
Unless it happens to be a Republican president, in which case SNL will make jokes about it for three decades.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 28, 2023 01:51 PM (wb1YC)
I just got a text from North Carolina Voting Project, asking me if I'm registered yet.
Question: How can I take advantage in such a way as to maximize the wasting of resources by these fraudbrokers? I want to watch the burn cash instead of steal votes.
Posted by: MSLSD at July 28, 2023 01:51 PM (ywVDE)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 28, 2023 01:51 PM (NsE9F)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 28, 2023 01:51 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2023 01:49 PM (t0OGg)
She works out.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 28, 2023 01:51 PM (EnsGU)
My pay increase has been 3% in the past two years.
#Bidenomics
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2023 01:47 PM (t0OGg)
***
Will start dipping into the 401s next year. To maintain my curent standard of living.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2023 01:51 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: ace at July 28, 2023 01:51 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2023 01:52 PM (JvZF+)
Some little Italian place that made Tri-Color Lobster Ravioli.
I ate their every day.
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 01:52 PM (aoF75)
fantastic dish
it's like "comfort food" at least for me every time I would come home after a long trip or time away my mom had it in the oven
easy and always wonderful!
but like, down-home not "special" like stuffed shells
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:52 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:52 PM (rGOL6)
Posted by: eleven at July 28, 2023 01:52 PM (iziT8)
it's a bit ironic that during Clinton's run they put in a statue of FDR in a wheelchair but that was completely hidden during FDR's administrations
Posted by: DanMan at July 28, 2023 01:52 PM (DB6tu)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 28, 2023 01:52 PM (LIO78)
True believers burn out in DC.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 01:50 PM (9hLLz)
=========
In the New America, no elected official will be allowed any staff, paid or unpaid. They must do all of the work themselves.
Oh, it'd be too hard to do all that meddling in the lives of Americans through 5,000 page bills all on their lonesome? Well, that's just tough.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)
THIS IS YOUR FUCKING "NEAR CONSENSUS"?
The fifth, of course, disagreed.
Geez, lay off Ace. It's the same 4 out of 5 that recommend you chew Trident. They're experts dude. I chew Trident and still have all my teeth. Why do you hate science?
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2023 01:52 PM (GwxCX)
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So like a pimple, rite?
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 28, 2023 01:52 PM (NsE9F)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 01:53 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at July 28, 2023 01:53 PM (3vCGB)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2023 01:53 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: eleven at July 28, 2023 01:53 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 01:53 PM (aoF75)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 01:53 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 28, 2023 01:53 PM (0EOe9)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2023 01:44 PM (t0OGg)
Disagree. They got Barky O's third term. They knew ole Joe wouldn't be running or deciding a damn thing in the WH.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 28, 2023 01:53 PM (BdMk6)
https://is.gd/WiT6M7
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2023 01:49 PM (t0OGg)
I vote aye!
Aye! Aye yii yii!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2023 01:53 PM (e4fEA)
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Those SOBs sure got their money's worth.
I suspect they conquered the U.S. for way less than $100M total.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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Not quite, it is people like Mikey Bloomberg and the rest of the corporate Chamber of Commerce class making money in China that augmented the Chinese. Our corporate class is now fighting with the Nat Sec class and Xi is slowly pulling the plug on China Open for Bizness.
Look for India to be the next big play for Corporate whoremongers--they have already taken hold in Techworld.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 01:54 PM (9hLLz)
literally why I made the boys work at restaurants this summer. they eat at work and take food home! teenagers will kill you in this economy
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:54 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 28, 2023 01:51 PM (lf83v)
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FARA and Hatch Act violations!
Posted by: ShainS at July 28, 2023 01:54 PM (F/tPr)
https://is.gd/WiT6M7
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2023 01:49 PM (t0OGg)
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Looks like she couldn't argue her way out of a paper bag.
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 01:54 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2023 01:54 PM (JvZF+)
https://is.gd/mfDKCy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 01:53 PM (LvTSG)
++++
She should remove it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2023 01:54 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 28, 2023 01:51 PM
You misspelled whore. Your welcome.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2023 01:54 PM (GwxCX)
(Crazy Sheila is Libbitty-Bibbity Finn's real mom.)
Steffy and Puppy Dog Liam are still freaked about Sheila being free.
Sadly, Big Tit Donna still has no lines or scenes.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 28, 2023 01:54 PM (ufFY8)
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Remember old the Country Over Party saw they like to trot out, as if they are not the biggest Party People going
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2023 01:54 PM (3j4i9)
Posted by: pookysgirl, head chef at July 28, 2023 01:54 PM (o+Cod)
It had to have been Jim Cramer.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 28, 2023 01:55 PM (aXxgO)
As always, I'm a trendsetter. I started that this year, when I had to pay for about $5k in car repairs, replace a water heater, and put up a new fence aftert the older decrepit one blew down all within a span of 6 months.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 28, 2023 01:55 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2023 01:55 PM (cTNA/)
Oh, it'd be too hard to do all that meddling in the lives of Americans through 5,000 page bills all on their lonesome? Well, that's just tough.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Heh.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 01:55 PM (9hLLz)
Posted by: eleven at July 28, 2023 01:55 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 28, 2023 01:53 PM (BdMk6)
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Perhaps. I think they expected more out of him than they got. Or they thought they owned a lot of the government than they wound up owning.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2023 01:55 PM (t0OGg)
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It is delicious. It puts the Hun in Hungary.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 28, 2023 01:55 PM (NsE9F)
https://is.gd/mfDKCy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 01:53 PM (LvTSG)
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Oh lord. That woman would look good in a bag. Or nothing at all.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 28, 2023 01:56 PM (LIO78)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:56 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2023 01:56 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: BlackOrchid
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I have a neighbor with two teenage sons who took on a part time job working mornings at a grocery store so she can call family to come buy the meat when it's marked down.
I thought that was very clever.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:56 PM (rGOL6)
Posted by: JT at July 28, 2023 01:56 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 28, 2023 01:57 PM (LIO78)
Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 01:57 PM (ywVDE)
I kid you not.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 28, 2023 01:57 PM (1n+EO)
Posted by: Commander at July 28, 2023 01:57 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
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Only with good ingredients. Had some at one restaurant that tasted like dogfood with tomatoes.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 01:57 PM (9hLLz)
Um, about that. It's not a vision problem. It's a cognition problem. Make the font as big as a house and he'll still mumbleslur the words whatever they mean.
Biden is OK with repeating the stories he has memorized. Kinda like Kamala and her "unburdened past" Tourette's. Old, well-worn neurological paths are functional. New ones are an impassable thicket.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 28, 2023 01:43 PM (aXxgO)
The Handlers are running out of acceptable "He's More Vigorous and Mentally Sharp Than You, Fat!" Optics Options for a senile guy running for re-election. Feinstein can be told what to say and be in a wheelchair and there is no concern about the public optics. She's not running for re-election. Pushing Joe around in a wheelchair and/or getting him on/off AF1 and in/out of the POTUS limousine like a piece of cargo, would likely be fatal to his re-Dem nomination and re-election chances.
Posted by: Gref at July 28, 2023 01:57 PM (AMIL/)
Thanks for the laugh, shit-for-brains.
Biden's been on the take since before I was born.
Posted by: spindrift at July 28, 2023 01:57 PM (iG1Nf)
Oh, it'd be too hard to do all that meddling in the lives of Americans through 5,000 page bills all on their lonesome? Well, that's just tough.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Heh.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 01:55 PM (9hLLz)
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Sunset provisions on every bill. A requirement that bills never take on more than one topic at a time. A punishment for individual representatives who front bills that offer legislative power to the executive. A House of Repeals that must repeal at least 5% of the existing laws every Congress, if they do not reach the 5%, then the oldest laws still on the books go until the 5% is reached.
All government employees must wear clown outfits at all times when on duty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 01:57 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2023 01:57 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Regular joe. Not just mad, Samuel L Jackson mad at July 28, 2023 01:58 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: Puddinhead "
It puts the Han in Hangry.
Posted by: eleven at July 28, 2023 01:58 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 28, 2023 01:58 PM (RqMSv)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 28, 2023 01:55 PM
Cramer/Krugman tomato tomato.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2023 01:58 PM (GwxCX)
https://is.gd/WiT6M7
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2023 01:49 PM (t0OGg)
Most excellent. But watch out for your back. Her claws will rip it to shreds.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 28, 2023 01:58 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Azathoth at July 28, 2023 01:58 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2023 01:48 PM (GwxCX)
except ravioli is almost exclusively fresh while the other two are generally dried
Posted by: REDACTED at July 28, 2023 01:58 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2023 01:57 PM (t0OGg)
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The idea that China and Russia wanted Trump as president is so divorced from reality that only a committed partisan could believe it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 01:59 PM (LvTSG)
https://is.gd/WiT6M7
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......
mexican hairless?
Posted by: wth at July 28, 2023 01:59 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 28, 2023 01:59 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 01:59 PM (aoF75)
Damn I miss it.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2023 01:59 PM (e4fEA)
(Crazy Sheila is Libbitty-Bibbity Finn's real mom.)
Steffy and Puppy Dog Liam are still freaked about Sheila being free.
Sadly, Big Tit Donna still has no lines or scenes.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 28, 2023 01:54 PM (ufFY
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I think I'll need a Decoder Ring for that one.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 28, 2023 01:59 PM (LIO78)
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 28, 2023 01:48 PM (GwxCX)
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A good manicotti is worth traveling for.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 28, 2023 01:59 PM (t0OGg)
Crazy Sheila sees this, and the music swells and fade to black. The Friday cliffhanger.
LOL.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 28, 2023 01:59 PM (ufFY8)
"The Bidens" did not do anything - Hunter Biden, who was an adult, saw a chance to make money and took it, almost certainly over his father's objections. Hunter shouldn't have done it. But it had no impact on US policy, and it's on him, not his dad.
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Ok so are we now admitting the laptop is real?
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2023 02:00 PM (3j4i9)
Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 02:00 PM (ywVDE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 01:57 PM (LvTSG)
Gimp outfits, complete with ballgag.
Posted by: XTC at July 28, 2023 02:01 PM (UnA8+)
All government employees must wear clown outfits at all times when on duty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Include regulations in the repeal and you have a deal.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 02:01 PM (9hLLz)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)
"The Bidens" did not do anything - Hunter Biden, who was an adult, saw a chance to make money and took it, almost certainly over his father's objections. Hunter shouldn't have done it. But it had no impact on US policy, and it's on him, not his dad.
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Ok so are we now admitting the laptop is real?
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2023 02:00 PM (3j4i9)
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"You believe the laptop story? Like, unironically?"
-Jonah Goldberg, paraphrase cause I ain't looking that dumb shit up
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 02:01 PM (LvTSG)
CNN
@CNN
Another looming indictment for former President Donald Trump. Another day on the road selling the economy for President Joe Biden.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 02:01 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 01:56 PM (AcWfM)
It's not even good trolling.
It's like if I said "yeah, Paul, well you just hate the Azores because Joe Biden is a seven legged black Vauxhall Astra"
... it's just a string of words, sound and fury, et cetera. I have my doubts that Paul is even a human being. It's probably someone testing out a non-AI trolling app that autogenerates bullshit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2023 02:01 PM (9UlRk)
James... Congressman Comer says they have uncovered off shore accounts connected to Joe....
Posted by: It's me donna at July 28, 2023 02:01 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JOHN FETTERMAN at July 28, 2023 02:02 PM (2znMt)
All government employees must wear clown outfits at all times when on duty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Include regulations in the repeal and you have a deal.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 02:01 PM (9hLLz)
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I feel like that was covered in the "offering power to the executive" clause. I thought it implied that regulations written by the executive were not constitutional.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 02:02 PM (LvTSG)
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Dude lives in New Haven. Only somebody dumb enough to live in New Haven could actually say what he said.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 28, 2023 02:02 PM (LIO78)
I thought that was very clever.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 28, 2023 01:56 PM (rGOL6)
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Heh.
Daughter of Diogenes #1 got a job at Baskins and Robbins. I bought a bigger freezer. Yum!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 28, 2023 02:02 PM (e4fEA)
violently smashing up babies (dolls) in slow motion?
At some point you figure you hit bedrock, but nope the Left always manage to go lower.
Posted by: ... at July 28, 2023 02:03 PM (3j4i9)
Posted by: Sponge
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That media is simply the spokesperson for the whole rotten ruling class.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 02:03 PM (9hLLz)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 28, 2023 02:03 PM (0EOe9)
Joe still forced the firing of the prosecutor investigating his son's source of income.
When you now have to admit that there was more to this than you thought, are you really going to say there's still nothing to this?
Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2023 02:03 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Problem with that is Congress has no separate power to administer agencies--without delegating that power to the Executive--you would end up have the judiciary rule the roost.
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 02:04 PM (9hLLz)
Posted by: whig at July 28, 2023 02:04 PM (9hLLz)
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Or, laws would need to be written to such detail that regulations are unnecessary?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 02:05 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
I know times are tough but it seems a little early to resort to cannibalism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 02:07 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 28, 2023 02:14 PM (krqg6)
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