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Masculinity GAINZZZ

Politico has a masculinity issue.

I mean, you knew that. Just... look at them.

But what I mean is, they now have a "Masculinity Issue." Via David Strom, Politico decided to take on a topic in which they have obviously no experience or grounding.

If you're thinking the men at Politico know very little about masculinity, except perhaps to admire a man's strength as he mounts his wife from the rear with a powerful thrust that reminds him of his first day at boarding school, don't even worry about it. Politico's men know they belong in the Cvck Closet.

So instead, the entire "Masculinity Issue" is written by "sneering feminist" women.

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Strom comments:

All the essays are written by women. Every single one.

Now one would think, given the large number of men out there who have written about this issue they might have found one. Reeves, perhaps, who after all comes from an ideologically sympatico think tank.

Or, perhaps, find a conservative woman who has thought deeply about these issues, of whom there are many.

No, Politico chose a cadre of feminists to sneer at the idea that men literally dying younger and younger, falling behind in schools, no longer going to college, and dropping out of society and relationships is a bad thing.

Girl power!

It's disgusting.

I've previously recommended getting in walks and hikes regularly. I guess I should have been more sensitive -- it turns out, Black people aren't allowed to hike. Or camp. Nature has some kind of racist policy excluding Black people.

But don't worry -- NBC "News" now reports for the first time in history, Black people are now allowed to go on walks.

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These Stunning and Brave outdoors-walker are finally decolonizing "going outside."

I couldn't help but feel anxious as I drove deeper into rural northern Texas. The familiar coffee shops and apartment buildings of downtown Dallas faded into swaths of land with cattle and single-family homes surrounded by greenery in Allen. I would be spending the weekend in native Blackland Prairie grassland for Texas Survival School's basic wilderness survival class.

My friends and family had mixed reactions when I told them I'd be with a bunch of strangers camping and learning to build a fire, navigate land, deliver "wilderness" first aid, learn water safety and more. Some thought it cool and exciting, others delivered a familiar axiom, "That's white people stuff!"

So I wasn't surprised that most of the two dozen participants -- a mix of adults and children -- were white. I was one of four Black people in the class, including three Black men, one of whom was an instructor. I was the only Black woman, and I caught curious glances from some of the other participants as I piled my box braids on top of my head to keep the bugs out of my hair.

Yes, none of us whities have ever seen a black woman before in our lives. Or braids. No white women braid their hair.

You're right to suspect we're "glancing at you curiously," rather than just looking at every single person in the room at one time or another because we've gone out to meet new people in a group and when you do that, you look at everyone present.

If white people weren't looking she'd complain that they were averting their eyes.

...

Taking this wilderness class seemed like a natural extension of my love of the outdoors, but my own isolation in the course made me wonder whether the old axiom was true to an extent. Was communing deeply with nature truly a "white thing?" I found that that couldn't be further from the truth. Not only does Black culture boast a rich history with nature, Black people across the country are reclaiming the outdoors by forming their own communities of nature enthusiasts.

In other word: segregated black groups to "reclaim the outdoors."


Groups like Vibe Tribe Adventures, Outdoorsy Black Women and the National Brotherhood of Skiers are just a few of the many organizations working to provide safe spaces for Black people to enjoy outdoor activities and dispel myths that the outdoors doesn't belong to us. Many of these groups are holding hikes and other outdoors activities in honor of Juneteenth.

Honey, is it at all possible that you have very serious racism issues yourself and you're projecting all of Your Shit onto others?


Vibe Tribe Adventures began as Black Girls Hike, the brainchild of Jessica Newton, 39, who developed a passion for the outdoors as a child attending a predominantly white private school. Some 1,200 Black women joined Black Girls Hike in the year after it launched in 2017, which Newton said was "jaw dropping." She, too, had been indoctrinated into the belief that Black people don't enjoy outdoor activities.

Did the White Man drive around your neighborhoods with a Honkey Speaker repeating "Black people don't enjoy outdoor activities... Black people don't enjoy outdoor activities..."?

Are you guys feeling tight? Well that's okay, because here comes a str-e-e-tch.


It's no coincidence that Yellowstone, the first national park in the U.S., was established shortly after the Civil War. As industrialization and westward expansion continued, white elites supported the proliferation of national parks in response to urban expansion. In their eyes, cities were "dirty" and filled with people of color and immigrants, while "clean" natural spaces were best suited to white people, according to KangJae "Jerry" Lee...

Congratulations, MSNBC. Rather than just promoting outdoors activities to black people, a perfectly fine and healthy thing to do, you decided to make it yet another divisive, hateful attack on white people.

Speaking for myself, I need no one at MSNBC to tell me "the outdoors belongs to me."

My own GAINZZZ journey:


thenandnow.jpg

I did it all with wall push-ups, athletic greens, and HGH.

Weekend Warrioring is fine for exercise, study says.

I mean this seems obvious, but in case there was any doubt:


It doesn't matter if you exercise every day or squeeze it all into the weekend. If you do the recommended 150 minutes of moderate to vigorous physical activity a week, you'll get heart benefits, a new study finds.

Both regimens protect you from atrial fibrillation (a-fib), heart attack, heart failure and stroke, compared with inactivity, researchers reported in the Tuesday issue of the Journal of the American Medical Association.

"Our study suggests that it's the volume of activity, rather than the pattern, that matters most in terms of cardiovascular health," said lead researcher Dr. Shaan Khurshid, a research fellow in medicine at Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston.

Efforts to increase physical activity, whether they're spread out evenly or concentrated within a day or two each week, result in similar protective effects on several cardiovascular outcomes and overall cardiovascular health, he said.

Vitamin D, which might actually do all the things that Vitamin C was earlier claimed to do, might reduce the severity of psoriasis.

People who have psoriasis may want to get their vitamin D levels checked.

New research suggests that blood levels of the so-called "sunshine vitamin" may affect the severity of their condition. In psoriasis, skin cells build up and form dry, itchy, sometimes painful patches.

"Tourists go home!" Sea lions show who's king of the beach in San Diego. (Which, if I'm not mistaken, is German for "a whale's vagina," coincidentally enough.)

I have some GAINZZZ. I gained a bunch of weight over the course of a year and I didn't notice until all of a sudden, I was fat. I gained weight the way people do: slowly, and then all at once.

But I've dieted (semi-fasted) and walked/run about 15 pounds off in a couple of months. I feel a lot better and I'm sleeping better.

What about YO' GAINZZZ? Any to report?

Any BOOX or MOVIEZZZ or SHOWZZZ you'd recommend? Now that I've watched the extended editions of Lord of the Rings front to back like four times in the past three months -- not sure why, I didn't even love the movies when they first came out, but now I'm back in my middle-school Tolkein Love phase again -- I need something else to watch.

(I have started re-reading the books as well. This will probably be the fifth time I just stop after finishing The Fellowship of the Ring.)

Posted by: Ace at 04:00 PM




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1 First gainzzzz

Posted by: Bruce at July 28, 2023 04:03 PM (gUtwc)

2 not sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 04:03 PM (LvTSG)

3 It's all so tiresome.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 28, 2023 04:04 PM (rJ48h)

4 (I have started re-reading the books as well. This will probably be the fifth time I just stop after finishing The Fellowship of the Ring.)

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I just finished re-reading The Book of the New Sun, the first time since high school. I've been thinking of re-reading LOTR as well soon, but Book of the New Sun was a large read, and I still have Urth of the New Sun to read once I get my hands on a copy.

Next will be The Samurai by Endo.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 04:04 PM (LvTSG)

5 Well, at least now that I'm using Brave I no longer see Fat Kurt Russell ads, but that Before pic . . .

Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 04:05 PM (ywVDE)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

7 That guy's boobs got bigger. And blacker

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 28, 2023 04:05 PM (xcxpd)

8 Fatbody white guy to Juicy Smolliett African Hire-ee is funny.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Is Virginia Heffernan related to Doug and Stacy?

Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 04:06 PM (ywVDE)

10 My own GAINZZZ journey:
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Must be jam because jelly don't shake like that!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 28, 2023 04:06 PM (krqg6)

11 But I've dieted (semi-fasted) and walked/run about 15 pounds off in a couple of months. I feel a lot better and I'm sleeping better.

What about YO' GAINZZZ? Any to report?

========

I've also decided to take my weight training more seriously. I'd lost the regularity of my routine over the summer, but a visit from my family, especially conversations with my cousin with whom I'm connected through Peloton and we compare results, made me get back into it.

No weight loss, but I do feel like definition is coming back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 04:06 PM (LvTSG)

12 Black people don't enjoy outdoors activities? That would come as news to the Black men who are out jogging in the local parks-one of whom started a gym and looks pretty close to the fit Black Guy in the picture. Also, I used to see a number of Black men fishing near one of my previous churches. Fishing is not an outdoor activity?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2023 04:06 PM (Keyt1)

13 I went out this morning to cut firewood. Not really gym work but I did have to move heavy stuff around.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 28, 2023 04:07 PM (xhaym)

14 Do they hold their compasses sideways?

Posted by: pawn at July 28, 2023 04:07 PM (wsHtO)

15 The opposite of GAINZZZ...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 2h
Kamala Harris says: "Most Americans are a $400 unexpected expense away from bankruptcy.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 28, 2023 04:07 PM (krqg6)

16 I don't know why people think black folks can't swim.

Posted by: Obama's Chef at July 28, 2023 04:07 PM (i9ffA)

17 Book-wise, I'm in the middle of my yearly Shelby Foote re-read. I'm at the end of the Siege of Vicksburg.

Same time, I'm reading the short stories of Ray Bradbury. They're a mixed bag. His obsession with atomic bombs and the end of the world gets old, but he's a good writer overall.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 28, 2023 04:07 PM (xcxpd)

18 312

TJM, what's the name of your book about G. Washington vs. occult frontier alien butt probers? I want to take it on vacation in September...
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera at July 28, 2023 04:05 PM (bQ/0

========

It is Colonial Nightmare. Here's a link!

https://amzn.to/43NBK8i

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 04:08 PM (LvTSG)

19 "Men should have no say on abortion issues! Now, let's hear from Vagina Queefclam on why masculinity is just the worst."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 28, 2023 04:08 PM (KbCG3)

20 Sheesh. I thought it was rather BS for Obama to promote parks and outdoors to blacks as though they needed a leader to say that is a good thing. But to now not be still celebrating the historic precedent and his normalizing black folks enjoying our great countryside but pretending that blacks have to band together to survive outside of the ghetto. What a load of disgusting AFWL drivel.

Posted by: PaleRider at July 28, 2023 04:08 PM (3cGpq)

21 The opposite of a healthy mind in a healthy body...

Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 31m
NEW 🚨 Biden forgets to sign executive order after speech in Maine

https://tinyurl.com/375fru4r
10 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 28, 2023 04:08 PM (krqg6)

22 Fishing is not an outdoor activity?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2023 04:06 PM (Keyt1)

from the good ol' boys I know, fishing is mainly a drinking activity.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 28, 2023 04:09 PM (i9ffA)

23 Did a bunch of big rides this week.

20+ on the MT Bike (w 2k elev.) x 2

and a 50 miler on the new Road Bike, yesterday.


IF schedule is still going strong.

GAINZ are good.

Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 04:09 PM (aoF75)

24 What "rich history with nature" does "Black culture" have?

Is it one of those things slavery gave them with all that outdoor time that RDS got harangued for?

Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 04:09 PM (ywVDE)

25 Justified: City Primeval has been OK. The daughter was a little annoying, but she got sent back to Florida.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 28, 2023 04:09 PM (xPl2J)

26 What do AWFLs know about masculinity?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 28, 2023 04:09 PM (jgJfd)

27 When do White people get to enjoy the city at night again? I think it's time to reclaim the streets, or is that considered gentrification. Also, I hear there's a ton of countryside in Africa.....just sayin.

Posted by: Kitchner Lesley at July 28, 2023 04:09 PM (CgQvH)

28 The 2016 picture is actually how I see Ace in my mind

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 28, 2023 04:09 PM (O1z4v)

29 No GAINZZZZ to report, but I started working out again this week. So I got that going for me.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 28, 2023 04:09 PM (Wnv9h)

30 Impressive, Ace.

Particularly the melanin transformation.

Posted by: Just reporting at July 28, 2023 04:09 PM (w7elb)

31 What do lesbians know about masculinity?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 28, 2023 04:10 PM (jgJfd)

32 It's no wonder the left insists we accept their mental illness infused ideas 'cause they sure as hell would never convince anyone sane to their side by the strength of their arguements.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2023 04:10 PM (tQvWB)

33 People who have psoriasis may want to get their vitamin D levels checked.
New research suggests that blood levels of the so-called "sunshine vitamin" may affect the severity of their condition. In psoriasis, skin cells build up and form dry, itchy, sometimes painful patches.



Another side effect of the false narrative from the government that SUN CAUSES CANCER!!!!!! SPF 100000000!!!!!!!!

Assholes........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

34 If you're thinking the men at Politico know very little about masculinity, except perhaps to admire a man's strength as he mounts his their wife from the rear with a powerful thrust that reminds him of his first day at boarding school

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2023 04:11 PM (aD39U)

35

Ace Ace Baby
So cruel so cruel

Posted by: VDH at July 28, 2023 04:11 PM (aD39U)

36 I look forward to Politico's Feminism issue detailing the problems with modern femininity written all by men. And not even men who say they're women like Dylan Mulvaney, but just dudes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 04:12 PM (LvTSG)

37 The least masculine culture in history is worried about "toxic masculinity".

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 28, 2023 04:12 PM (2tUFv)

38 Kamala Harris says: "Most Americans are a $400 unexpected expense away from bankruptcy.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 28, 2023 04:07 PM (krqg6)


DURING BIDENOMICS!?

Posted by: spindrift at July 28, 2023 04:12 PM (iG1Nf)

39 Braids are a Eurocentric appropriation.

Tsk, tsk.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2023 04:12 PM (up/3i)

40 I saw Vagina Queefclam open for Hole and Pussy Riot at Angstfest in 2012.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

41 38 Kamala Harris says: "Most Americans are a $400 unexpected expense away from bankruptcy.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 28, 2023 04:07 PM (krqg6)

DURING BIDENOMICS!?
Posted by: spindrift at July 28, 2023 04:12 PM (iG1Nf)

=========

"The economy is so great that the federal government needs to do a socialism to fix all that's wrong with it."
-The Democrat Party

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 04:12 PM (LvTSG)

42 As the Zombie Times approach: cardio, cardio, cardio.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2023 04:13 PM (aD39U)

43 What do lesbians know about masculinity?
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse

Their version of it is doughy, bad haircuts, hideous glasses, and disagreeable.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2023 04:13 PM (tQvWB)

44 "I couldn't help but feel anxious as I drove deeper into rural northern Texas."

Man, that is a big load of manure right there.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 28, 2023 04:13 PM (Rbu5d)

45 I've also decided to take my weight training more seriously. I'd lost the regularity of my routine over the summer, but a visit from my family, especially conversations with my cousin with whom I'm connected through Peloton and we compare results, made me get back into it.

No weight loss, but I do feel like definition is coming back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 04:06 PM (LvTSG)

I've been going to the gym regularly (4-5 times a week). My wife got annoyed at herself one night, noticing that I had a bit of definition. She said that if she had only been as committed to going as I was, she could also be seeing some gains.

Like a dummy, I reminded her that even if you go, you still need to work hard at it. Which was my idiotic way of saying, "I've seen you work out."

But still, point stands. You either go in and work hard or you go in and waste your time.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 28, 2023 04:13 PM (KbCG3)

46 What about YO' GAINZZZ? Any to report?

Nope.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 28, 2023 04:14 PM (Xrfse)

47 Getting in my LOSSEZZ before I go for the GAINZZ. Down to 12.6% body fat and ready to start bulking up.

Posted by: Sockpuppet Czar at July 28, 2023 04:14 PM (S+YU0)

48 >>What do lesbians know about masculinity?


It is made from latex and fits quite comfortably in the nightstand drawer

Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 04:14 PM (aoF75)

49 I was the only Black woman, and I caught curious glances from some of the other participants as I piled my box braids on top of my head to keep the bugs out of my hair.

*SNORT*

I surmise that the "curious glances" were from typical racist white people whose only experience seeing black people OUT OF DOORS was from cartoons, and those black people all wore animal skins and had bones in their noses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2023 04:14 PM (guGkK)

50 I saw No GAINZZZZ roll out of my bed and get a cup of coffee this morning.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

51 It's true. The entire continent of Africa is covered with a dome. Black people have never seen the outdoors until they came to America.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 28, 2023 04:15 PM (ZLI7S)

52 I cannot contribute to a masculinity gainzz thread as I am not masculine.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2023 04:15 PM (Keyt1)

53 This racist bitch and her fear of white woodsy people. So now it's okay for white people to talk about how they stay out certain neighborhoods for fear of getting carjacked, right? Because that's a lot more likely to happen than some suburban hikers hurting this ridiculous woman.

As normal America is starting to get sick of the racial and misandrist garbage our culture is pushing, our garbage culture is pushing it more and more, like a drunk asshole who's lost an argument but gets nastier and nastier to try and save face.

Posted by: UGAdawg at July 28, 2023 04:15 PM (tRd71)

54 >>>Any BOOX or MOVIEZZZ or SHOWZZZ you'd recommend?

I've been reading the SPQR series. A detective series set in the ancient Roman Republic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SPQR_series

Entertaining. If you enjoy novels set amongst real historical figures, this is up your alley.

Posted by: No Name Today at July 28, 2023 04:15 PM (vlXMQ)

55 Leftists are obsessed about race, apparently because in this country it can be used as a cudgel to effect marxist policies.

They really freak on statistics. Working backwards from a conclusion- if a prison population does not conform to the exact statistical distribution, then the only possible conclusion is that whitey is locking up blackie due to racism or white supremacy..

Or they look at the statistics of national park visitors. The only reason that blackie doesn’t go camping, or play hockey or go bird watching, is because of roving bands of MAGA hat wearing vigilantes or something like that.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 28, 2023 04:15 PM (ejFjg)

56 Treadmill dogs be hilarious.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 28, 2023 04:16 PM (BdMk6)

57 You either go in and work hard or you go in and waste your time.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 28, 2023 04:13 PM (KbCG3)

Mild disagree.
Doing something, anything, consistently is a good use of your time. You don't have to lift to failure to get results. You get MORE results with more intensity, but you still get good stuff out of regular mild exercise.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 28, 2023 04:16 PM (xcxpd)

58 I've been reading the SPQR series. A detective series set in the ancient Roman Republic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SPQR_series

Entertaining. If you enjoy novels set amongst real historical figures, this is up your alley.
Posted by: No Name Today at July 28, 2023 04:15 PM (vlXMQ)

+1
Good series. Wish it went longer.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 28, 2023 04:17 PM (xcxpd)

59 Given today's status in inner cities among certain groups and a certain reverend's own statements about hearing footsteps behind him and what skin pallor gives him relief upon seeing it, wouldn't a "safe space" for black people be to have more (average) white people around?

Posted by: Bete at July 28, 2023 04:17 PM (BRhwL)

60 >>This racist bitch and her fear of white woodsy people.


In the last 25 years I have seen exactly 3 Black Trail users on national Forest Trails.

3.

Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 04:17 PM (aoF75)

61 "I couldn't help but feel anxious as I drove deeper into rural northern Texas."
......

That pride bumper sticker on your Subaru ain't gonna help.

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2023 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

62 Gainzz. I have a few.

I am 40 pounds lighter than a year ago. I weigh 2 pounds more than I did in the Service when I was running 1K every other day. Alas, I have more flab than the muscle I had back then, and I have a wife rather than a French girlfriend. But I did take my wife to meet my Mom when she was alive. I could not take the French girlfriend home to Mom. Would not be prudent.

It is progress.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 28, 2023 04:17 PM (u82oZ)

63 I do need to do some physical stuff

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2023 04:17 PM (xhxe8)

64 You get MORE results with more intensity, but you still get good stuff out of regular mild exercise.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 28, 2023 04:16 PM (xcxpd)



Daily raising of the heartrate due to exercise is a good thing.

Fear, stress, etc. raising the heartrate is NOT a good thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

65 Personal gainzzs - the Ketoization of my life continues. Down a total of 30#s since I started. I'm active outdoors and around the house while trying not to kill myself in the heat. Cut down and dragged away a medium sized tree yesterday. Gotta keep it up though.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 28, 2023 04:18 PM (tQvWB)

66 "So I wasn't surprised that most of the two dozen participants -- a mix of adults and children -- were white. I was one of four Black people in the class, including three Black men, one of whom was an instructor. I was the only Black woman, and I caught curious glances from some of the other participants as I piled my box braids on top of my head to keep the bugs out of my hair."

I won't go into the bugs in her hair thing, but it looks to me as though 4 of 24 is higher than the percentage of Black people in the US.

May we also capitalize White people?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 28, 2023 04:18 PM (Mzdiz)

67 >>Doing something, anything, consistently is a good use of your time.


The Dogma of maturbatin' Pete

Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 04:18 PM (aoF75)

68 I saw Vagina Queefclam open for Hole and Pussy Riot at Angstfest in 2012.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)
........

I bet they stunk.

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2023 04:18 PM (v0R5T)

69
In the last 25 years I have seen exactly 3 Black Trail users on national Forest Trails.

3.
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 04:17 PM (aoF75)



What's the black population in Montana?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

70 I've already done two 10 minute strength classes, and I need to do at least one more. I'm not going to hit my step goal today for tonight is the night Dolley and I watch Taskmaster.

The first 14 seasons are on the Youtubes for free. Very funny stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 04:19 PM (LvTSG)

71 Dog videos make me smile. Thanks.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 28, 2023 04:19 PM (nfrXX)

72 I've been reading the SPQR series. A detective series set in the ancient Roman Republic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SPQR_series

Entertaining. If you enjoy novels set amongst real historical figures, this is up your alley.
Posted by: No Name Today at July 28, 2023 04:15 PM (vlXMQ)


Yeah, those are enjoyable books.

Oddly, I know of three "Roman detective" series, and they're all set in the exact same era.

Posted by: spindrift at July 28, 2023 04:19 PM (iG1Nf)

73 May we also capitalize White people?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 28, 2023 04:18 PM (Mzdiz)


No.

White people lost their right to capitalization when they invented slavery.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2023 04:19 PM (guGkK)

74 Maximus is definitely a new Yorker. You can tell because his hind legs were paralyzed when a homeless man pushed him onto the subway tracks.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at July 28, 2023 04:20 PM (3vCGB)

75 I had a black Boy Scout tell me "black folks don't camp", but his parents made him go anyway. Once he got there he had a blast.

I had another white Scout tell me that camping cut into his video game time. His parents made him go too.

Posted by: fd at July 28, 2023 04:20 PM (iayUP)

76 It cracks me always light-skinned relax in an ad outdoor doing something adventurous. Hiking camping kayaking whatever.

Blacks don't do that. With one exception as a group.

Black military families. When I was in and, and then continued on as a civilian contractor, the black guys and black families were out there with RVs, bass boats, kayaks, snowshoeing, backpacking etc.

Always enjoyed the hell out of it and they were some damn fine soldiers and friends too.

It's a cultural thing, not the melanin content.

Greats and more younger civilian blacks are getting into the great outdoors. Too bad it's a cultural Marxist circle jerk excuse to perpetuate racism and segregation...

Posted by: Fly Guy at July 28, 2023 04:20 PM (F7fg/)

77 Memories of Africa when the lion would break through the wall of the grass hut.

Never want to walk in nature again.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 28, 2023 04:20 PM (jgJfd)

78 I took the family to Glacier national park last month, and saw very few black people in the park. Maybe, just maybe, a lot of blacks just don't dig hiking that much? It's okay if they don't, and it's not whitey oppression if they don't.

Posted by: UGAdawg at July 28, 2023 04:20 PM (tRd71)

79 Why are we talking about men vs women? As far as I know, none of us are biologists.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 28, 2023 04:21 PM (BdMk6)

80 What's the black population in Montana?

Higher than you think.

Air Force bases.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 28, 2023 04:21 PM (2tUFv)

81 My full recovery (back to running/jogging for exercise) from a partial knee replacement continues on schedule or even slightly ahead of schedule. I had the procedure 2 months ago. I’m now cycling 80 miles a week or more and walking at least 5 miles every other day…. Plus PT which is focusing on core strength (to minimize joint impacts when I return to running) and agility drills (also to prep for a return to jogging). One week after surgery I thought I’d made a mistake… but now I can move around without pain. Actually I get the good kind of pain now: muscle soreness from too much exercise! Gainzzz…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 28, 2023 04:21 PM (xT8gx)

82 ........

I bet they stunk.

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2023 04:18 PM (v0R5T)



T'was a fish market!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)

83 57 You either go in and work hard or you go in and waste your time.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 28, 2023 04:13 PM (KbCG3)

Mild disagree.
Doing something, anything, consistently is a good use of your time. You don't have to lift to failure to get results. You get MORE results with more intensity, but you still get good stuff out of regular mild exercise.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 28, 2023 04:16 PM (xcxpd)

I mean, anything is better than being sedentary but if you go and consistently stay within your comfort zone, you're getting at little as possible from that workout. When just a bit of pushing might make a difference. You're already there, might as well put in the work.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 28, 2023 04:21 PM (KbCG3)

84 "The familiar coffee shops and apartment buildings of downtown Dallas faded into swaths of land with cattle and single-family homes surrounded by greenery in Allen."

I used to have family living in Allen. It's a well developed upper middle class suburb with a thirty million dollar High School football stadium. It's more similar to the Vegas strip than it is to wilderness.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 28, 2023 04:22 PM (z+89e)

85
Higher than you think.

Air Force bases.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 28, 2023 04:21 PM (2tUFv)



But I'm betting they work out on base and can't spend a lot of time on the outdoor trails where he would be. Just my thought.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

86 >>What's the black population in Montana?


A lot higher now than 25 years ago...

still. Negligable. However, we are one of the biggest National Parks and State Lands use destinations.

Not a lot of Wilderness experience being handed down in the Black Populations of America.

Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 04:22 PM (aoF75)

87 Oh, and my eyesight. That's a GAINZ.

Got LASIK almost 3 weeks ago. My eyesight is 20/20 or better now. Still have some slight glare on direct light sources, but I forget about it most of the time.

I still go to take off my glasses every time I take a shower, though, only to find that nothing is there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 04:22 PM (LvTSG)

88 Ace, very impressive gains. But you need more D₃. The sun is hurting your skin.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 28, 2023 04:22 PM (u82oZ)

89 Bronze Age Pervert?


For a good time call XXIV

Posted by: DaveA at July 28, 2023 04:22 PM (FhXTo)

90 "that reminds him of his first day at boarding school, "


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Can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 28, 2023 04:22 PM (DcKNO)

91 So I wasn't surprised that most of the two dozen participants -- a mix of adults and children -- were white. I was one of four Black people in the class, including three Black men, one of whom was an instructor.

Excluding instructor, 3 out of 24. Or ~ 12%

In 2021, 40.2% of the population was Hispanic and Latino American of any race, 39.3% non-Hispanic white, 11.6% Black or African American, 1.5% American Indian …
Wikipedia
Demographics of Texas - Wikipedia


STATISTICALLY NORMAL

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 28, 2023 04:23 PM (JkCto)

92 The crisis of masculinity is caused almost entirely by the rise of wymen. Individually there are some wonderful women. As a group they are horrid and destructive.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 28, 2023 04:23 PM (ZLI7S)

93 Biden is perfectly OK!

Breaking:

Biden left the stage without signing the executive order he promoted in his speech.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 28, 2023 04:23 PM (2tUFv)

94 Camping is not exactly popular with the majority white people either. Or European-Americans.

It is definitely a middle class pursuit in its basic form. Or a well to do activity in more sophisticated forms. Essentially it is playing Homeless. I can understand why people of any walk of life would want to avoid it.

Sleeping on the ground. Rain. Bugs and mosquitos.

At any rate as a veteran of thousands of trail miles and nights out alone in the great outdoors I’d rather camp with a logger or a miner or a Jaquavious than any fucking leftist, I can guarantee that.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 28, 2023 04:23 PM (ejFjg)

95 MOVIEEZZ: Anyone watched "God is A Bullet"? I read the book years ago, and someone finally made a film on it. And whoah, even i flinched at the violence a few times.

Posted by: UGAdawg at July 28, 2023 04:23 PM (tRd71)

96 @61

>>In the last 25 years I have seen exactly 3 Black Trail users on national Forest Trails.

When I was training for Spartan races circa 2015, I would hit up Mt Tamminy, Mount Minsi and Apshawa Preserve every weekend to hike and trail run.

Didn't see a single black person, almost exclusively honky's and Asians (Proper and Dot) occasional Hispanic.

I don't know, this is just a thought, perhaps black people do not want to hike and be in the woods.

This impulse to force black people into the woods and making white people feel guilty about it, may be....

An Op.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2023 04:24 PM (up/3i)

97 Ace’s progress based on his pics are impressive, but I bet Lamont would have done better

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 28, 2023 04:24 PM (VTu1l)

98
Those dogs who learn to use wheels amaze me, especially the backing up and turning. And now stepping/rolling over fallen logs and wading!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 28, 2023 04:24 PM (lCaJd)

99 Last night I watched a movie about the Cuban revolution.

No, not that revolution. The one in 1933.

I had to do a history lesson to figure out what the hell was going on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

100 There's nothing to shoplift in the woods-why go?

Posted by: Duck, Dodge, Hide at July 28, 2023 04:24 PM (tO+U3)

101 I'm going to start The Brothers Karamazov.

Which reminds me, I should update my Goodreads.

Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 04:25 PM (ywVDE)

102 98 Ace’s progress based on his pics are impressive, but I bet Lamont would have done better
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 28, 2023 04:24 PM (VTu1l)

========

Chuy was just born that way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 04:25 PM (LvTSG)

103 I've been reading the SPQR series.

I've been tempted to add these to my already ridiculously large to-read list. I read some John Maddox Roberts Conan novels decades ago and thought he was a pretty skilled writer.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 28, 2023 04:25 PM (ppBhU)

104 Garret - Glad to infer that your recent near-death experience on a bike had no long lasting consequences

TJM - Thank you for the book reco (which you’ve probably forgotten). I was able to get my hands on a single volume abridgment of Irving Brandt’s Prez JM bio. Interesting so far but I’m barely started

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 28, 2023 04:25 PM (xT8gx)

105 > Any BOOX or MOVIEZZZ or SHOWZZZ you'd recommend?

Watched Jobless Reincarnation (Mushoku Tensei) a while back and enjoyed it. Since 2nd season was about to come out I rewatched the first season and *really* enjoyed it.

It's impressive that I liked the series more the 2nd time I saw it.

Posted by: comradearthur at July 28, 2023 04:25 PM (lJ0uc)

106 102 I'm going to start The Brothers Karamazov.

Which reminds me, I should update my Goodreads.
Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 04:25 PM (ywVDE)

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And you should follow me while you're doing it!

Dostoevsky died in the middle of writing/planning a sequel to The Brothers Karamazov. If I remember correctly, the youngest becomes a radical and plans to assassinate the czar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 04:26 PM (LvTSG)

107 Ace, very impressive gains. But you need more D₃. The sun is hurting your skin.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 28, 2023 04:22 PM (u82oZ)
......

That's what I noticed. I was going to recommend SPF 50 but I know Ace likes to live dangerously.

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2023 04:26 PM (v0R5T)

108 I got dirt on my Timberlands once. Not gonna risk that again.

Posted by: Urban Outdoorsman at July 28, 2023 04:26 PM (tO+U3)

109 According to Kammy, democracy is strong and gives us rights, but it is also fragile, so we must give ultimate authority to government so they can determine who can have those rights.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 28, 2023 04:26 PM (O1z4v)

110 I fine with anybody spending less time in the outdoors. I go to those places to get away from people and I don't want them crowded.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 28, 2023 04:27 PM (xPl2J)

111 105 TJM - Thank you for the book reco (which you’ve probably forgotten). I was able to get my hands on a single volume abridgment of Irving Brandt’s Prez JM bio. Interesting so far but I’m barely started
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 28, 2023 04:25 PM (xT8gx)

=======

Cool!

The six-volume really did make me love the guy. I have an affinity for Madison, you might believe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

112 Every thread becomes a movie thread!

Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 28, 2023 04:27 PM (Xrfse)

113 Any BOOX or MOVIEZZZ or SHOWZZZ you'd recommend?


I got one of TJM's boox.....

Haven't started it yet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

114 As a group they are horrid and destructive.

**********

One of the hilarious things I quickly learned in the workforce is how much women despise working with each other and look for any opportunity to only work with men exclusively as to avoid the drama backstabbing and cat fights

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 28, 2023 04:27 PM (VTu1l)

115 Every thread becomes a movie thread!
Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 28, 2023 04:27 PM (Xrfse)



Boobs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

116 There's nothing to shoplift in the woods-why go?
Posted by: Duck, Dodge, Hide at July 28, 2023 04:24 PM (tO+U3)

You could steal pic-a-nic baskets.

Posted by: Togi at July 28, 2023 04:27 PM (v0R5T)

117 Who can see an Ewok six pack under all that fur?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 28, 2023 04:28 PM (VdGjU)

118 When I was a young lady, my family participated in The Fresh Air Fund, which brought urban youths from around NYC to Upstate NY.

Every summer we would host this kid David and man, he was a blast.

For those who don't know, Upstate NY is farm country. This kid rarely saw grass, let alone a cow.

If he were alive today, I'd venture to guess that his hiking career would be non-existent.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 28, 2023 04:28 PM (KbCG3)

119
Also re the dog video, I love my cat, but I never call myself his "mom." I'm his OWNER. And Mr. Bitey had better keep that in mind.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 28, 2023 04:28 PM (lCaJd)

120 It would really help if leftists would stop telling black people they are not welcome at outdoor activities, in museums and cultural places, in religious organizations, etc.

Of course, if leftists don't keep up the narrative, blacks may get the idea that they are full citizens of this country and have the same rights and privileges as everyone else.

Posted by: Emmie at July 28, 2023 04:28 PM (Emce2)

121 I'm going on the one meal a day diet, a partial fast diet I guess. My Dr. recommended it. I'm going to cut back on booze as well. My VA GP is pestering me about that.

I just started pulmonary rehab again, so that will serve as working out. Dang there are a lot old people there. I think I'm the only one not on oxygen.

What do women want in men? Danged if I know.

Posted by: javems at July 28, 2023 04:28 PM (AmoqO)

122 My GF got a blood pressure doodad because she's been having issues with all that. Of course she says "you do it!" one day, so my drinking smoking mcdonalds eating ass does the thing and presses the button, it pings and turns green and spits out some numbers, and I'm like "green is good, right?" And apparently i was dead on point zero of whatever "good" is supposed to be. Blah-something over blah-ty.

"You dick."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2023 04:28 PM (9UlRk)

123 My best friend growing up and I would go camping all the time. He just happened to be black. Of course it was in Louisiana. Black people camped ,hunted and fished all the time.

Though I didn’t know one of my black friends who wanted to go skiing , either water or snow.

Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2023 04:29 PM (MNhXM)

124 I tend to hike a fair amount and while I see some black people its not a lot.

I do see plenty of east asians and south asians in addition to white people though...so it ain't "racism"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2023 04:30 PM (lc5cP)

125 I've previously recommended getting in walks and hikes regularly. I guess I should have been more sensitive -- it turns out, Black people aren't allowed to hike. Or camp. Nature has some kind of racist policy excluding Black people.
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And when they camp at campgrounds, they have to deal with "Trump signs everywhere"!!!

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2023 04:30 PM (krQz2)

126 Democrats won't let people do what they want to do.

Seriously. No one cares if blacks go in the country and hike, or if they don't.

No one cares if whites go fishing or sailing, or don't.

It's ALL just a societal divide that the left NEEDS to survive.

If society ever figures it out, the left is destroyed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

127 If Upstate NY was in almost any other State but NY, I'd still live there.

Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 04:30 PM (aoF75)

128 TheJamesMadison

I unreservedly recommend the book The Unthinkable: Who Survives When Disaster Strikes - and Why by Amanda Ripley. From 2009.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 28, 2023 04:30 PM (u82oZ)

129 I do see plenty of east asians and south asians in addition to white people though...so it ain't "racism"
Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2023 04:30 PM (lc5cP)
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Asians are "white adjacent"!

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2023 04:30 PM (krQz2)

130
"You dick."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2023 04:28 PM (9UlRk)



My lawyers will be in touch.

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 28, 2023 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

131 What do women want in men? Danged if I know.

The opposite of what they say they want. Well, not 100% different but like 75% different.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2023 04:31 PM (lc5cP)

132 I can’t think of a time when I thought it was weird to see a black person and thought they looked out of place, even at a hockey game

These BLM lefties are fucking lunatics

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 28, 2023 04:31 PM (VTu1l)

133 Dogs are better people than most people. Fight me

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 28, 2023 04:31 PM (RqMSv)

134 I see Togi the Bear has gone Japanese.

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2023 04:31 PM (v0R5T)

135 I have it on good authority black people love to go paddle boarding.

Posted by: Read it in the NYT at July 28, 2023 04:31 PM (NBVIP)

136 ---
Asians are "white adjacent"!
Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2023 04:30 PM (krQz2)



Well, that's better than being "white hispanic."

Posted by: George Zimmerman at July 28, 2023 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

137 And likely the real reason black don't hike as much - they are more likely to live in a big blue shithole, and the people running big blue shitholes make them as hard as possible to get out of.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2023 04:32 PM (lc5cP)

138 My lawyers will be in touch.
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 28, 2023 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

Fair use, fucker.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2023 04:32 PM (9UlRk)

139 >>Though I didn’t know one of my black friends who wanted to go skiing , either water or snow.


I spent a week in the mid-80s at Smuggler's Notch in VT.

Concurrently, there were 3 Busloads of Black people from Boston and NY there. Literally skiing down the slopes with Boom Boxes on their shoulders.

It was a blast. We had a ton of fun that week. No racisms in sight.

Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 04:32 PM (aoF75)

140 If you went camping with a bunch of black guys, and woke up with a condom up yur butt, would you tell anyone?
Posted by: Lemone Tyronus Jackaquisher at July 28, 2023 04:28 PM (bQ/0
.......

You might want to tell your doctor that Descovy may be right for you.

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2023 04:33 PM (v0R5T)

141 Now, I have had black people themselves tell me black people don't swim.

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2023 04:33 PM (krQz2)

142 Put some Tide in the tub with splashDog and you have a washing machine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2023 04:33 PM (63Dwl)

143 129 If Upstate NY was in almost any other State but NY, I'd still live there.

Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 04:30 PM (aoF75)

Most of my family still lives there. I had the itch to move back a few years ago but wife said no way.

My wife is viddy, viddy smart.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 28, 2023 04:33 PM (KbCG3)

144 White people lost their right to capitalization when they invented slavery stopped capitalizing things.

You peons have mortgages and car 'notes.'
Capitalization is for closers.
Call in with your Big Dignities when your head's above water.
Looks like you don't know what a prophet is, or a profit either.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 28, 2023 04:33 PM (4PZHB)

145 Upstate NY was the one thing that kept the state from going batshit lefty insane until Cooomo caused half the population there to literally flee the place

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 28, 2023 04:33 PM (VTu1l)

146
Fair use, fucker.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2023 04:32 PM (9UlRk)



We'll see about that.

Posted by: Spicoli's Lawyers at July 28, 2023 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)

147 I can’t think of a time when I thought it was weird to see a black person and thought they looked out of place, even at a hockey game

These BLM lefties are fucking lunatics


Same here. Well said.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 28, 2023 04:33 PM (Xrfse)

148 It's gotten to where black people insist on being everywhere.

Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at July 28, 2023 04:33 PM (ppBhU)

149 Also re the dog video, I love my cat, but I never call myself his "mom." I'm his OWNER. And Mr. Bitey had better keep that in mind.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 28, 2023 04:28 PM (lCaJd)

I don’t have kids and my kittehs may not be my ‘kids’ but they mean a whole lot more to me than just being their owner.

Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2023 04:34 PM (MNhXM)

150 I have it on good authority black people love to go paddle boarding.
Posted by: Read it in the NYT at July 28, 2023 04:31 PM (NBVIP)
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Mainly when they sense the end is coming on.

Posted by: Axeman at July 28, 2023 04:34 PM (krQz2)

151 >>Democrats won't let people do what they want to do.

>>Seriously. No one cares if blacks go in the country and hike, or if they don't.

When I was in high school we would often go to Loon Mountain to ski. One of our friends family had a ski house in the area and they would let us bring sleeping bags and sleep in their finished basement.

We would often see a group of black skiers that wore matching white one piece ski suits with Black Ski Club stitched in the back. They were a fun group that just liked to ski. Nobody gave a shit about race. All of this crap started with Obama and he did it on purpose.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 28, 2023 04:34 PM (ZLI7S)

152 No time for hikin.

My tattoo guy gonna add prison bars to my Baby Daddy #2 tatt

Posted by: Sh'Qwifa from around the way at July 28, 2023 04:34 PM (ywVDE)

153 With my move to Pa, I literally live in the woods.

It's dark too.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2023 04:34 PM (up/3i)

154 I blame Cottonmouths.

Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 04:34 PM (aoF75)

155 102 I'm going to start The Brothers Karamazov.

Which reminds me, I should update my Goodreads.
Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 04:25 PM (ywVDE)


————-

It truly is the best novel ever written.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 28, 2023 04:34 PM (3nSG+)

156 I bought a set of dumbbells and an exercise step. All I have to do is figure out a daily routine.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 28, 2023 04:35 PM (ouTlx)

157 People here keep talking about backstabbing among women in the work force. While that may be true with certain people, while in the corporate world I never experienced that and had fine female supervisors. In the Church I've had both good and not so good female bosses.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2023 04:35 PM (Keyt1)

158 can’t think of a time when I thought it was weird to see a black person and thought they looked out of place, even at a hockey game

These BLM lefties are fucking lunatics

Same here. Well said.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 28, 2023 04:33 PM (Xrfse)

I would look twice at a Gwar concert.

Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2023 04:35 PM (MNhXM)

159 We'll see about that.
Posted by: Spicoli's Lawyers at July 28, 2023 04:33 PM (Zz0t1

Your honor, council for the plaintiffs clearly is not reading the transcript in a comedic voice. We move to dismiss.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 28, 2023 04:35 PM (9UlRk)

160 It is Colonial Nightmare. Here's a link!
https://amzn.to/43NBK8i
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Thanks, TJM. I went to the link and read the premise. Sounds interesting. FYI, Ft. LeBeouf is a real place. It's in NW Pennsylvania (Waterford, PA). It's in a small town, south of Erie, PA. Take Rt. 19 and you'll pass right through it. Blink, and you'll miss it. The fort is long gone but a museum stands where the fort was.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 28, 2023 04:35 PM (sAmhv)

161 And I don’t think too many black people have a desire to see Barbie.

Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2023 04:36 PM (MNhXM)

162 I blame Cottonmouths.
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 04:34 PM (aoF75)



Reminds of a Richard Prior standup......

"SNAKE!!!!! *BLAM* as you run into a tree."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)

163 And Mr. Bitey had better keep that in mind.

*********

My pets all know me as “Big Daddy”

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 28, 2023 04:36 PM (VTu1l)

164 My Honkey Speaker is blasting Honkey Town.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2023 04:36 PM (63Dwl)

165
One of the hilarious things I quickly learned in the workforce is how much women despise working with each other and look for any opportunity to only work with men exclusively as to avoid the drama backstabbing and cat fights

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

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Last time that was true for me was a business unit that was plain incompetent. The director got fired and replaced by a man who was equally incompetent. I've worked with some VERY sharp female-dominated business units.

In many cases, these are women who also have young kids, and they have only so much time for so much bullshyte. They've braided three heads of hair and mopped up a bowl of cream of wheat before they've left the house, they have to call the baby sitter twice during the day to make sure all is well, they have to split the office at 5:17 no questions asked to relieve the baby sitter and make some insta-spaghetti for dinner, and they get enough tears and hurt feelings at home thank you very much go cry in the ladies room if you need to.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 28, 2023 04:36 PM (lCaJd)

166 I would look twice at a Gwar concert.

GWAR attracts an intrinsically weird crowd. There's almost weirdness blindness at a GWAR concert.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 28, 2023 04:36 PM (ppBhU)

167 163 It is Colonial Nightmare. Here's a link!
https://amzn.to/43NBK8i
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Thanks, TJM. I went to the link and read the premise. Sounds interesting. FYI, Ft. LeBeouf is a real place. It's in NW Pennsylvania (Waterford, PA). It's in a small town, south of Erie, PA. Take Rt. 19 and you'll pass right through it. Blink, and you'll miss it. The fort is long gone but a museum stands where the fort was.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 28, 2023 04:35 PM (sAmhv)

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I know! I read about the real event from Washington's youth, let the idea percolate in my brain for a few years, and then came up with the monster idea.

I've also written a book about the Battle of Lake Erie. I keep writing about the area, but I've never been.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 04:36 PM (LvTSG)

168 I've been going to the gym regularly (4-5 times a week). My wife got annoyed at herself one night, noticing that I had a bit of definition. She said that if she had only been as committed to going as I was, she could also be seeing some gains.

Like a dummy, I reminded her that even if you go, you still need to work hard at it. Which was my idiotic way of saying, "I've seen you work out."

But still, point stands. You either go in and work hard or you go in and waste your time.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 28, 2023 04:13 PM (KbCG3)

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Eeeesh. I've been dying to explain the difference between *exercising* and *training* to the missus. She looks good, but can't seem to grok why she isn't getting the specific results she says she wants.

Right here to explain it to you, but I'll be damned if I bring it up.

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at July 28, 2023 04:37 PM (8LP6B)

169 The opposite of what they say they want. Well, not 100% different but like 75% different.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2023 04:31 PM (lc5cP)

I was waiting for a Dr. earlier today and looked at an article on my phone, "What Do Women Find Attractive in Men" or such. It had to be wrong as I possess about 8 of them. I'm not exactly fighting them off, anymore. I might get lucky at a nursing home I suppose. Just kidding.

Posted by: javems at July 28, 2023 04:37 PM (AmoqO)

170 The sand gnats, flies, mosquitoes, and noseeums stick to my pomade.

Posted by: Downtown Dantevious at July 28, 2023 04:37 PM (tO+U3)

171 About vitamin D -- shortly after it came out that vitamin D deficiency was a predictor of how likely a person would catch Covid and how badly the illness would go for them, those "immune support" supplements all removed vitamin D from their formulas. I suspect they were told to do this. And "official" health advice started warning about not taking vitamin D supplements because it was dangerous.

This is a step up from just telling us to avoid all sun exposure because of cancer. By the way, of people who get skin cancer from sun damage, the ones who avoid sun are more likely to die from the cancer. Vitamin D protects from cancer.

Posted by: Emmie at July 28, 2023 04:37 PM (Emce2)

172 Is there a site for Stuff Black People Like?

Posted by: Mebbe I should look it up at July 28, 2023 04:37 PM (NBVIP)

173 Return of the King is next up in my Movie Roulette queue...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 28, 2023 04:37 PM (YIVH2)

174 RIP Oderus

Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 04:37 PM (aoF75)

175 Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2023 04:36 PM (MNhXM)

Well, that's smart of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2023 04:37 PM (Keyt1)

176
And I don’t think too many black people have a desire to see Barbie.
Posted by: polynikes

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Half the Barbies in the movie are Black.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 28, 2023 04:38 PM (lCaJd)

177
I don’t have kids and my kittehs may not be my ‘kids’ but they mean a whole lot more to me than just being their owner.
Posted by: polynikes

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I'm a stickler for accurate terminology.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 28, 2023 04:39 PM (lCaJd)

178 While that may be true with certain people, while in the corporate worlD

*******

All I can tell you is that I’ve worked in let’s see:

Five jobs in five different fields/industries and saw the same drama every time

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 28, 2023 04:39 PM (VTu1l)

179 >>>I just finished re-reading The Book of the New Sun, the first time since high school. I've been thinking of re-reading LOTR as well soon, but Book of the New Sun was a large read, and I still have Urth of the New Sun to read once I get my hands on a copy.


I keep meaning to read that. I just downloaded the sample.

Posted by: ace at July 28, 2023 04:39 PM (KRtlO)

180 It is progress.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Congrats, Salty!

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 28, 2023 04:39 PM (aBJcM)

181 There used to be a Black Barbie. Did they put her back in chains, or something?

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2023 04:39 PM (v0R5T)

182 I found out there is a computer-animated Blade Runner series, Black Lotus, and I checked it out and was pleasantly surprised. Story is fun enough, though it could be trimmed down if some repetitive recaps were left out. Visual style is very Blade Runnery, though I have to wonder just how many buildings in LA use those Frank Lloyd Wright tiles.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at July 28, 2023 04:39 PM (KaIpx)

183 Upstate NY was in almost any other State but NY, I'd still live there.

Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 04:30 PM (aoF75)

I loved the Hudson Valley and would probably still be there if I didn’t move to take care of my mom after my dad passed away. I say that based on the time I was there. They would have probably driven me out by now.

Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2023 04:40 PM (MNhXM)

184 Yellowstone is racist.

Who knew?

Posted by: creeper at July 28, 2023 04:40 PM (cTCuP)

185 I was waiting for a Dr. earlier today and looked at an article on my phone, "What Do Women Find Attractive in Men" or such. It had to be wrong as I possess about 8 of them. I'm not exactly fighting them off, anymore. I might get lucky at a nursing home I suppose. Just kidding.

Honestly what do women want in general?

Be confident
Get in shape
Dress nicely
Be interesting/smart
Have a high status job and a good income

Obviously individual people want specific things but get those and you can't go wrong.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2023 04:40 PM (lc5cP)

186 Is there a site for Stuff Black People Like?
Posted by: Mebbe I should look it up at July 28, 2023 04:37 PM (NBVIP)



Eddie Murphy told me.

Ripple. Chitlins. Fatback. Grits. They got big dicks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)

187 TheJamesMadison,

I will repeat that your book on Lake Eire was very good. Should be given to 10 year olds to educate them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 28, 2023 04:41 PM (u82oZ)

188 >>Five jobs in five different fields/industries and saw the same drama every time

The rise of Human Resources, a field dominated by women, tracks almost perfectly with the dysfunction in Corporate America.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 28, 2023 04:41 PM (ZLI7S)

189 179 >>>I just finished re-reading The Book of the New Sun, the first time since high school. I've been thinking of re-reading LOTR as well soon, but Book of the New Sun was a large read, and I still have Urth of the New Sun to read once I get my hands on a copy.


I keep meaning to read that. I just downloaded the sample.
Posted by: ace at July 28, 2023 04:39 PM (KRtlO)

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It is literary, weird, opaque, and distancing. I loved it.

It's also weirdly episodic for the first three books with the final book bringing everything together, not in any sort of explicit way, but in a weird, swirl of events where you just realize that everything was building up to this.

I've read that the final book, The Urth of the New Sun, makes everything more explicit and obvious, though I haven't gotten to that yet. I think I started reading it in high school but never finished it. I remember the main character wandering around a boat in space, and that's about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

190 Dostoevsky died in the middle of writing/planning a sequel to The Brothers Karamazov. If I remember correctly, the youngest becomes a radical and plans to assassinate the czar.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir

I read one time that TBK contains everything that anybody needs to know so what I don't know what he was going to but into The Brothers Karamazov II.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 04:42 PM (FVME7)

191 187 TheJamesMadison,

I will repeat that your book on Lake Eire was very good. Should be given to 10 year olds to educate them.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 28, 2023 04:41 PM (u82oZ)

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Thank you!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

192 Battle of Lake Erie is a good book for a young reader

Posted by: Skip at July 28, 2023 04:42 PM (xhxe8)

193 I read one time that TBK contains everything that anybody needs to know so what I don't know what he was going to but into The Brothers Karamazov II.

Two chicks at once?

Posted by: Lawrence, Peter's next-door neighbor at July 28, 2023 04:43 PM (lc5cP)

194 And I don’t think too many black people have a desire to see Barbie.
________

That makes them smart.

Why pay to see a 90-minute ad for a doll?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 28, 2023 04:43 PM (lf83v)

195 I have been looking for a good stand up comedian to watch. My God it's like pulling teeth. None of today's comedians seem funny at all. All of them started off with Covid and stupid anti vaxxers. I stopped watching after 2 minutes. I did find one from 2012 though who I thought was hilarious. His name is Craig Shoemaker. Right now he is on Amazon Prime.

Posted by: Gwenn at July 28, 2023 04:43 PM (9Gr7n)

196 Ok, I get it. Blacks don't like the wilderness, because that's where the patrols chased them with hounds.

Into the cities, where they morphed into modern police, and then began hounding them out into the wilderness for their supposed "enjoyment"... who and what do you think is waiting for them out there?

Oh my God, is there ANYWHERE these poor people can be safe from The Man?!!!!

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at July 28, 2023 04:43 PM (8LP6B)

197 My own GAINZZZ journey:

===

Total transformation.

Posted by: runner at July 28, 2023 04:43 PM (djUq5)

198 Ace: "Congratulations, MSNBC. Rather than just promoting outdoors activities to black people, a perfectly fine and healthy thing to do, you decided to make it yet another divisive, hateful attack on white people."

Buck Throckmorton covered this just this morning in "THE MORNING RANT: Media Smear Merchants, Jason Aldean, and Racism By Historic Association..."

The Race Wars MUST be perpetuated ad infinitum because divisiveness and conflict is the goal. And, uniformly, the Hate Object is Whitey and/or Heritage America.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 28, 2023 04:44 PM (aXxgO)

199 My own GAINZZZ journey:

===

Total transformation.


Might want to lay off the tanning booth.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2023 04:44 PM (lc5cP)

200 It truly is the best novel ever written.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 28, 2023 04:34 PM (3nSG+)

--I've only read a few pages of the intro and I'm already hooked. I need to block off time for it.

One can learn more about human nature and psychology from a chapter by Dostoyevsky or Henry James than from all the blaxxinars ever given.

Posted by: Sh'Qwifa from around the way at July 28, 2023 04:44 PM (ywVDE)

201
Eeeesh. I've been dying to explain the difference between *exercising* and *training* to the missus. She looks good, but can't seem to grok why she isn't getting the specific results she says she wants.

Right here to explain it to you, but I'll be damned if I bring it up.
Posted by: Random Internet Asshole

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This business of working out or playing hard until it hurts may be a thing that you have to "get" in childhood or you never get it. When I was a kid we NEVER walked anywhere; we raced. Our big brothers chased us and beat us up and we had to wrastle away. We sweated like mad every day and on Saturdays we took ballet classes that stretched us like Gumbys.

I met people later in life who stopped trying the minute it stopped hurting. I thought, You're never gonna improve.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 28, 2023 04:44 PM (lCaJd)

202 I've read that the final book, The Urth of the New Sun, makes everything more explicit and obvious, though I haven't gotten to that yet. I think I started reading it in high school but never finished it. I remember the main character wandering around a boat in space, and that's about it.


the Long Sun series is also good!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 04:44 PM (AcWfM)

203 I don’t have kids and my kittehs may not be my ‘kids’ but they mean a whole lot more to me than just being their owner.
Posted by: polynikes

Agree.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 28, 2023 04:44 PM (BdMk6)

204 Eeeesh. I've been dying to explain the difference between *exercising* and *training* to the missus. She looks good, but can't seem to grok why she isn't getting the specific results she says she wants.

Right here to explain it to you, but I'll be damned if I bring it up.
Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at July 28, 2023 04:37 PM (8LP6B)

Ha. Well, one thing that helped me was understanding that your body can usually push further than your brain. Setting artificial limits generally means leaving reps on the table. Those reps are the ones that make the difference.

Maybe try being subtle and telling her to push for one or two more reps at the end of each set?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 28, 2023 04:44 PM (KbCG3)

205 Fuuuuuuuuuuck

Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 04:44 PM (ywVDE)

206 Is there a site for Stuff Black People Like?
Posted by: Mebbe I should look it up

Earl Butz addressed that issue.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 04:45 PM (FVME7)

207 No time for hikin.

My tattoo guy gonna add prison bars to my Baby Daddy #2 tatt
Posted by: Sh'Qwifa from around the way at July 28, 2023 04:34 PM (ywVDE)

At the pool today, I was surprised by how many people were thoroughly inked up. I knew that's had gotten less taboo, but wow. It's almost surprising when someone over the age of 18 doesn't have something.

Posted by: Catherine at July 28, 2023 04:45 PM (ZSsrh)

208 Hiking gives you time to think in the fresh air while you also exercise your body and get to see, hopefully, nice scenery.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2023 04:45 PM (lc5cP)

209 The Urth of the New Sun, makes everything more explicit and obvious, though I haven't gotten to that yet. I think I started reading it in high school but never finished it. I remember the main character wandering around a boat in space, and that's about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 04:42 PM (LvTSG)

Just started that one last night. Should be interesting. I might have something to add to the Sunday book thread.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lifelong Metal-head at July 28, 2023 04:45 PM (T/Lqj)

210 The Karamazov sequel is regarded in Russia as apocryphal. His wife was the source and spreader of the idea - keepin the train running. The supposed Great Sinner series is a Russian Oak Island.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 28, 2023 04:45 PM (oWBc3)

211 Posted by: Gwenn at July 28, 2023 04:43 PM (9Gr7n)

Kathleen Madigan

Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2023 04:45 PM (MNhXM)

212 202 the Long Sun series is also good!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 04:44 PM (AcWfM)

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I shall read those someday as well, for sure!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

213 The rise of Human Resources, a field dominated by women, tracks almost perfectly with the dysfunction in Corporate America.

**********

Yeah, and I’m not sure why it took me so long to learn this, but HR is there to protect the company, not the employee

If a woman legit has issues with sex harassment, they go to HR expecting HR is there to help them

Nyet

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 28, 2023 04:46 PM (VTu1l)

214 Just spent about an hour in the pool doing 'low impact' stuff. A bit of underwater laps, some other stuff, just basically tried to keep moving. The pool water's 92 degrees right now too. Will hit it again after dinner. Between that, the yard work, and sweating like the pig I am I've shed about 6 pounds in a week or so.

No decrease in booze however. That is just... a bridge too far.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 28, 2023 04:46 PM (Q4IgG)

215
At the pool today, I was surprised by how many people were thoroughly inked up. I knew that's had gotten less taboo, but wow. It's almost surprising when someone over the age of 18 doesn't have something.
Posted by: Catherine at July 28, 2023 04:45 PM (ZSsrh



That's now known as 'a blessing.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 04:46 PM (Zz0t1)

216 I have been looking for a good stand up comedian to watch. My God it's like pulling teeth. None of today's comedians seem funny at all. All of them started off with Covid and stupid anti vaxxers. I stopped watching after 2 minutes. I did find one from 2012 though who I thought was hilarious. His name is Craig Shoemaker. Right now he is on Amazon Prime.

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John Mulaney's latest on Netflix seems to just be him giving an oral memoir. It is no longer stand up - as if you can no longer do stand up. It was bad. He is unable to let himself be funny - and he is funny - but you can't be funny anymore, lest you offend.

Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at July 28, 2023 04:46 PM (sX1BW)

217 >>Doing something, anything, consistently is a good use of your time.


The Dogma of maturbatin' Pete
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 04:18 PM (aoF75)


In fairness, Pete had one arm like Popeye's.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 28, 2023 04:46 PM (aD39U)

218 {{{screaming in digital}}}

If you attend the TxMoMeet, I would like to ask to be on your dance card. Please?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 28, 2023 04:47 PM (u82oZ)

219 Is there a site for Stuff Black People Like?
________

Yes, but only on the Dark Web.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 28, 2023 04:47 PM (lf83v)

220 195 I have been looking for a good stand up comedian to watch. My God it's like pulling teeth. None of today's comedians seem funny at all. All of them started off with Covid and stupid anti vaxxers. I stopped watching after 2 minutes. I did find one from 2012 though who I thought was hilarious. His name is Craig Shoemaker. Right now he is on Amazon Prime.
Posted by: Gwenn at July 28, 2023 04:43 PM (9Gr7n)

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Since I've been on a Taskmaster binge for a few months, I would recommend Greg Davies, "You Magnificent Beast." Welsh, former teacher, giant, and very self-deprecatingly funny.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 04:47 PM (LvTSG)

221 Thank you Polynikes, I'll look her up.

Posted by: Gwenn at July 28, 2023 04:48 PM (9Gr7n)

222 I met people later in life who stopped trying the minute it stopped hurting. I thought, You're never gonna improve.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 28, 2023 04:44 PM (lCaJd)

The body acclimates to meet assumed workloads. If the workload is always going fall within your body's current acclimation, then you've already reached your peak.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 28, 2023 04:48 PM (KbCG3)

223 Is there a site for Stuff Black People Like?
Posted by: Mebbe I should look it up at July 28, 2023 04:37 PM (NBVIP)



They are a musical people.

Posted by: Randolph Duke at July 28, 2023 04:48 PM (guGkK)

224 171 About vitamin D -- shortly after it came out that vitamin D deficiency was a predictor of how likely a person would catch Covid and how badly the illness would go for them, those "immune support" supplements all removed vitamin D from their formulas. I suspect they were told to do this.

Posted by: Emmie

Other possibilities -
-Short supply or increased price?
-Market manipulation - get people to buy two pills instead of one?
-Fear of blowback from the anti-D propaganda
-Execs at companies were Lefty loons who bought into the propaganda

Or maybe like you said, they were ordered to.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 28, 2023 04:48 PM (nHzWn)

225 No decrease in booze however. That is just... a bridge too far.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 28, 2023 04:46 PM (Q4IgG)
........

When I go in my daughter's pool I use the floatie with a cupholder.

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2023 04:48 PM (v0R5T)

226 I saw some article on an FNM site about a woman that was being catcalled by a homeless guy every day when she left her apartment building (ah the wonders of big blue shitholes)

The point of the article though was that the woman wanted to call the cops on the homeless guy and her boyfriend told her not to and that makes him a bad guy.

And...I have to laugh. The cops in a big blue shithole aren't going to do anything about a homeless guy that isn't assaulting anyone. Also if she's white and he isn't that a whole "woman prepare to be cancelled" moment.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2023 04:48 PM (lc5cP)

227 TJM, I guess I may need to add some of your stuff to my Goodreads!

Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 04:49 PM (ywVDE)

228 "She, too, had been indoctrinated into the belief that Black people don't enjoy outdoor activities."

... by other black people, who regard outdoorsish activity as "white people stuff"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 28, 2023 04:49 PM (ou9hh)

229 227 TJM, I guess I may need to add some of your stuff to my Goodreads!
Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 04:49 PM (ywVDE)

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That'd be cool, and junk.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 04:49 PM (LvTSG)

230 I don’t have kids and my kittehs may not be my ‘kids’ but they mean a whole lot more to me than just being their owner.
Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2023 04:34 PM (MNhXM)


People get all weird when you refer to your kids as "skin puppies"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 28, 2023 04:49 PM (xhaym)

231 Kamala Harris says: "Most Americans are a $400 unexpected expense away from bankruptcy.

--

Quite the blanket statement. I'm sure she has proof to back that up?

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 28, 2023 04:49 PM (mupln)

232 I've been taking Vit D since before COVID, 1K in the summer, 2K in the winter.

Never got COVID. And since I've started I've been sick a lot less overall.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 28, 2023 04:49 PM (lc5cP)

233 I really want to go at length about booksies, but I'll hold off until the ONT (Book Thread may not jibe with my schedule).

Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 04:49 PM (ywVDE)

234 . . .and I caught curious glances from some of the other participants as I piled my box braids on top of my head to keep the bugs out of my hair.
____________

Curious glances????

Oh, noes!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 28, 2023 04:49 PM (lf83v)

235 But, butt, Virginia Hefferman, (NuttedBullMan,) would be kinda hot if her eggs were not all rotten, (she's 53,) and she lost a couple of stone, (just not in the knockers.)

Posted by: Marooned at July 28, 2023 04:50 PM (kt8QE)

236 213 Yeah, and I’m not sure why it took me so long to learn this, but HR is there to protect the company, not the employee
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger at July 28, 2023 04:46 PM (VTu1l)


As one HR exec told me once, they protect the company FROM the employees.


Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 28, 2023 04:50 PM (JXens)

237 Kamala Harris says: "Most Americans are a $400 unexpected expense away from bankruptcy.

Then tax us less. Let us keep what we have earned.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 28, 2023 04:50 PM (u82oZ)

238 Kamala Harris says: "Most Americans are a $400 unexpected expense away from bankruptcy.

--

Quite the blanket statement. I'm sure she has proof to back that up?

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Somewhere there is a venn diagram describing this.

Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at July 28, 2023 04:50 PM (sX1BW)

239 Kamala Harris says: "Most Americans are a $400 unexpected expense away from bankruptcy.
________

I know how you can make that $400 back.

Posted by: Willie Brown at July 28, 2023 04:51 PM (lf83v)

240 There used to be a Black Barbie. Did they put her back in chains, or something?

She wasted away to literally nothing when the Dream Supermarket near her house started chaining up all the frozen pizzas.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2023 04:51 PM (guGkK)

241 For the poster looking for a good standup routine:

Not sure where you can find it but Dana Carvey's "Straight, White, Male, 60" is hilarious.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 28, 2023 04:51 PM (KbCG3)

242 Finding racism in all things os a liberal shibboleth. They simply can process anything that doesn't comport with their worldview, so they find peculiarities in every one of their idiosyncrasies. They can't process the fact that things aren't as they were told. That is in this case, that being outdoors has absolutely no connection to racism. You have to laugh at the demonstrable fallacies and fantasies they create in order to deal with their psychosis.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 28, 2023 04:52 PM (wgAtL)

243 Kamala Harris says: "Most Americans are a $400 unexpected expense away from bankruptcy.
......

She's so smart she may be one of them.

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2023 04:52 PM (v0R5T)

244 My work outs and activities have been interrupted by kidney stones that first started in November. Ironically they were caused by work outs and activities.

Not sufficient hydration ( I thought I was) and hydration replacement with mineral and sodium rich additives. It was a new hydration concoction I thought would be better for me than the Gatorade.

Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2023 04:52 PM (MNhXM)

245 Kamala Harris says: "Most Americans are a $400 unexpected expense away from bankruptcy.

But also, you need to go out and buy an EV for $80,000.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 28, 2023 04:52 PM (O1z4v)

246 Ha. Well, one thing that helped me was understanding that your body can usually push further than your brain. Setting artificial limits generally means leaving reps on the table. Those reps are the ones that make the difference.

Maybe try being subtle and telling her to push for one or two more reps at the end of each set?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 28, 2023 04:44 PM (KbCG3)

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She likes the feeling of high-intensity cardio workouts with dumbells, but it's all the high-rep, HIIT type stuff. And a random selection and mixture of classes, with no path or any type of metric to measure progress.

I do a progressive-overload based 5-day split lifting routine, and log every weight, rep and set. After recovering from spine surgery, I figured getting leaner and stronger would be my best defense against getting old. In January, I couldn't do 1 pullup unassisted. Yesterday got 3 sets of 10.

This shit ain't supposed to be fun or imaginative. It's supposed to get results.

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at July 28, 2023 04:53 PM (8LP6B)

247 Black Barbie hooked up with GI Joe and they went full merc in Rwanda back in 1994.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 28, 2023 04:53 PM (lf83v)

248 {{{screaming in digital}}}

If you attend the TxMoMeet, I would like to ask to be on your dance card. Please?
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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*curtsies*

Thankee kind sir, my two left feet and I would be honored!

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 28, 2023 04:53 PM (aBJcM)

249 238 Kamala Harris says: "Most Americans are a $400 unexpected expense away from bankruptcy.

--

Quite the blanket statement. I'm sure she has proof to back that up?

-----------

Somewhere there is a venn diagram describing this.
Posted by: SH (But Prefer Clark Griswold) at July 28, 2023 04:50 PM (sX1BW)

People who have lost their jobs
People who have lost their savings
People who have lost their 401Ks
People $400 from bankruptcy

Right in the middle is KJP's stupid face saying, "Bidenomics is working!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 28, 2023 04:53 PM (KbCG3)

250 Kamala Harris says: "Most Americans are a $400 unexpected expense away from bankruptcy.


Like having to fill up their gas tank, for instance.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 28, 2023 04:53 PM (guGkK)

251
Say! If this is Friday, that means Devon Archer is going to testify in three days.

No wonder Joe has taken the family off to their Rehoboth retreat to work like a Black woman reclaiming the outdoors on his economic plan.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 28, 2023 04:54 PM (lCaJd)

252 Since we're discussing fish out of water-is there any word from Peruvia reylan Mulvaney and how he/she/it is faring?

Posted by: Head Latex Salesman at July 28, 2023 04:54 PM (tO+U3)

253 There's definitely a crisis of masculinity because it's been made practically illegal. Men of all ages are adrift and forgotten, and nobody gives a fuck. On the contrary, they're mocked, derided, and blamed for all social ills despite the fact they built civilization and keep it running.

Posted by: It's bad out there. Really bad. at July 28, 2023 04:55 PM (e8n94)

254 Did a bunch of big rides this week.
20+ on the MT Bike (w 2k elev.) x 2
and a 50 miler on the new Road Bike, yesterday

IF schedule is still going strong.
GAINZ are good.
Posted by: garrett at July 28, 2023 04

I started riding bicycle again for the first time in a decade, which means my bike sat for a decade. It wasn't high end or light in the first place so while I'm tempted to be jealous of those distances, I just have to remember that it's effort and heart rate that matters most at this point. Enjoying the scenery is secondary and bragging rights will have to wait a few years if ever

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 28, 2023 04:55 PM (FCbAQ)

255 This shit ain't supposed to be fun or imaginative. It's supposed to get results.

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at July 28, 2023 04:53 PM (8LP6B)

Brother, I like the way you think.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 28, 2023 04:55 PM (KbCG3)

256 Thank you James. I started to watch Jim Gaffigan on Amazon. What an asshole. He was taking about anti vaxxers and how a pastor who was anti vax had died of Covid. Good. he said.

Posted by: Gwenn at July 28, 2023 04:55 PM (9Gr7n)

257 Head Latex Salesman

He is back in LA. No gay Llamas is my bet for the reason.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 28, 2023 04:55 PM (u82oZ)

258 People get all weird when you refer to your kids as "skin puppies"
Posted by: Kindltot at July 28, 2023 04:49 PM (xhaym)


LOL. I gotta remember that one.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 28, 2023 04:55 PM (BdMk6)

259 Kamala Harris says: "Most Americans are a $400 unexpected expense away from bankruptcy.



How is this possible if the media and Joe Biden keeps telling us this is the BEST ECONOMY EVER in the BEST EMPLOYMENT RATE EVER and BIDENOMICS IS DA BOMB......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)

260 I haven’t went outdoors ever.

It’s racist and wants to lynch me.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 04:57 PM (nscIV)

261 Have a great rest of the day, everyone.

May you be thriving!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 28, 2023 04:57 PM (u82oZ)

262 Democrat compassion is like crocodile tears.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr
@RobertKennedyJr
Since the assassination of my father in 1968, candidates for president are provided Secret Service protection. But not me.
Typical turnaround time for pro forma protection requests from presidential candidates is 14-days. After 88-days of no response and after several follow-ups by our campaign, the Biden Administration just denied our request. Secretary Mayorkas: "I have determined that Secret Service protection for Robert F Kennedy Jr is not warranted at this time."
Our campaign's request included a 67-page report from the world's leading protection firm, detailing unique and well established security and safety risks aside from commonplace death threats.

-
The thing about irony is it's so ironic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 04:57 PM (FVME7)

263 As I looked around the room, I noticed the whites seemed cautious and confused, not knowing whether encouraging me to get back to nature was a familiar call to racist tropes, while at the same time thinking that avoiding talking to me was also a racist act.

In the end, most just stared off into space thinking that they had come to the woods to escape the constant noise of identity politics online and in the workplace. They were in for a rude awakening. Even all by yourself in the remote mountains of Colorado, you can't escape your racist heritage and predispositions.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 28, 2023 04:57 PM (+Tqnv)

264 People get all weird when you refer to your kids as "skin puppies"
Posted by: Kindltot at July 28, 2023 04:49 PM (xhaym)

Try "crotch fruit" or "fuck trophies".

Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at July 28, 2023 04:57 PM (8LP6B)

265 I mean think about it, there are trees outdoors and, what did they use to lynch black folks?

FUCKING TREES

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 04:57 PM (nscIV)

266 260 I haven’t went outdoors ever.

It’s racist and wants to lynch me.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 04:57 PM (nscIV)

=========

"Well, only half of you."
-The amber waves of grain

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 04:58 PM (LvTSG)

267 > When I go in my daughter's pool I use the floatie with a cupholder.
___________

I'm saving up for an 'in-pool bar.' Two chairs and a table. The table is above water, the chairs low enough to keep most of you wet. Fully adjustable. Made of resin. They fill with water so they don't float. Have stairs made out of the same stuff.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 28, 2023 04:58 PM (Q4IgG)

268 "I haven’t went outdoors ever.

It’s racist and wants to lynch me.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 04:57 PM (nscIV)"
😐 how was the run today?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 28, 2023 04:58 PM (wgAtL)

269 i thought hiking through the woods was invented by hitler

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 28, 2023 04:59 PM (B1FKF)

270 As far as comedians, I like Tim Hawkins, who is Christian comedian, although his faith doesn't always come into things. Here he sings about "Colonoscopy". Yep:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBp1oCiAMBU

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2023 04:59 PM (Keyt1)

271 Posted by: Random Internet Asshole at July 28, 2023 04:57 PM (8LP6B)

I shouldn’t laugh. I did.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 04:59 PM (nscIV)

272 These are some stronk wimmins writin’ these essays.

Wonder if they have stronk sammich-makin’ skills.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 28, 2023 04:59 PM (xTRSc)

273 265 I mean think about it, there are trees outdoors and, what did they use to lynch black folks?

FUCKING TREES
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 04:57 PM (nscIV)

No they used lynching trees. Fucking trees were for other purposes.

Posted by: Putting the ass in aspen at July 28, 2023 04:59 PM (e8n94)

274 Look up Kathleen Madigan’s truth about cruises. In the first 3 minutes she already has mentioned at least three aos memes.

Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2023 05:00 PM (MNhXM)

275 " Secretary Mayorkas: "I have determined that Secret Service protection for Robert F Kennedy Jr is not warranted at this time."

I wonder what kind of protection Mayorkas has.

Posted by: fd at July 28, 2023 05:00 PM (iayUP)

276 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, contemplating utopia with Peter Weir at July 28, 2023 04:58 PM (LvTSG)

Please don’t colonize one of my halves

Wait.

No homo?

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 05:00 PM (nscIV)

277 Western women have destroyed their own future.
I, very literally, have no fucks to give.
I will not go anywhere near a woman in the Western World.
I repeat: I have no fucks to give.
They have made their lonely bed and can lay in it alone.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 28, 2023 05:00 PM (/BBNv)

278 That black dude has a tiny white pee pee sticking out of his shorts. Oh that's Ace? Never mind...

In other news re my seemingly endless battle with infections, I will be getting IV antibiotics starting tomorrow for 5 straight days. Should knock out the UTI. I also got put on a new schedule and will be getting the oncologist I wanted! YAY!! Good news for a change.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at July 28, 2023 05:00 PM (5iFFd)

279 Ace check out Vernor Vinge's A Fire Upon the Deep. Guy is one of the greatest sci fi writers I've read for pacing exposition (treats his reader as an intelligent being) and the ending twist is really well set up - I didn't see it coming.

Posted by: CBD's Dildo at July 28, 2023 05:00 PM (enNqP)

280 I haven’t went outdoors ever.

It’s racist and wants to lynch me.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 04:57 PM (nscIV)
........

There are trees out there. And lamp posts. Beware.

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2023 05:00 PM (v0R5T)

281 Posted by: Marcus T at July 28, 2023 04:58 PM (wgAtL)

If I did go outside, and I didn’t, the run would be horrible. I’d be sprinting all fucking day. White people and trees are EVERYWHERE.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 05:01 PM (nscIV)

282 275 " Secretary Mayorkas: "I have determined that Secret Service protection for Robert F Kennedy Jr is not warranted at this time."

I wonder what kind of protection Mayorkas has.
Posted by: fd at July 28, 2023 05:00 PM (iayUP)

How many ways do they have to tell RFK before he gets the hint? There will be no primary. There are no other candidates. Sheesh, dude. Like, back off.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 28, 2023 05:01 PM (KbCG3)

283 {jewells}

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 28, 2023 05:01 PM (JvZF+)

284 Posted by: Putting the ass in aspen at July 28, 2023 04:59 PM (e8n94)

The more you know.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 05:02 PM (nscIV)

285 "I haven’t went outdoors ever.

It’s racist and wants to lynch me.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 04:57 PM (nscIV)"

Sometimes it's a hard world for the little things.

Posted by: Random H.I. McDonough at July 28, 2023 05:02 PM (8LP6B)

286 And this is one of my favorites by Tim Hawkins. I've posted it before-"Atheist Megachurch":

https://tinyurl.com/nynmjdkd

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2023 05:02 PM (Keyt1)

287 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 28, 2023 05:01 PM (KbCG3)

Shorter version: “we’re going to kill you lol”

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 05:03 PM (nscIV)

288 Thanks all. I wrote down all the recommendations and will check them out.

Posted by: Gwenn at July 28, 2023 05:03 PM (9Gr7n)

289 PUSH THROUGH ON LOTR!
I was like you, once.
I loved the Hobbit. I saw Bashki’s LOTR. I read Fellowship of the Ring. And then I got bogged down in the Two Towers. This happened 5 times or so in 20 odd years.
Then the movies came, and I finally read all three books, and have read them twice since.
I was able to push through the Two Towers for two reasons.
1 - the movies showed me that THE BOOKS HAD AND ENDING AND I WOULDN’T BE TRAPPED IN THE TWO TOWERS FOREVER!
2 - I started really enjoying Tolkien’s poems, songs, and detailed descriptions of every step taken in Middle Earth. They are glorious features, not bugs. You are doomed if you don’t embrace his writing style.

Posted by: Cowboy Wally at July 28, 2023 05:03 PM (VpSgV)

290 Mayorkas is such an unbelievable piece of shit. I watched some of his congressional testimony recently. I can see why he's part of the Biden administration. He's a lying fascist psychopath and doesn't give a fuck.

Posted by: Mayorkas deserves being staked to an ant hill at July 28, 2023 05:03 PM (e8n94)

291 Is RFK jr nuts enough to pull a Jussie?

Posted by: polynikes at July 28, 2023 05:03 PM (MNhXM)

292 "I haven’t went outdoors ever.

It’s racist and wants to lynch me.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 04:57 PM (nscIV)"

Try the Australian outdoors.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 28, 2023 05:03 PM (VdGjU)

293 Kamala Harris says: "Most Americans are a $400 unexpected expense away from bankruptcy.

--

Quite the blanket statement. I'm sure she has proof to back that up?

---------

I believe her. Rush even talked about this several times during the Chocolate Messiah's reign. The number of people in that situation then was alarming. It's probably much worse now.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 28, 2023 05:04 PM (BdMk6)

294 re 252: "Since we're discussing fish out of water-is there any word from Peruvia re mylar Mulvaney and how he/she/it is faring?"

20 dollars, same as downtown

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 28, 2023 05:04 PM (B1FKF)

295
Did the White Man drive around your neighborhoods with a Honkey Speaker repeating "Black people don't enjoy outdoor activities... Black people don't enjoy outdoor activities..."?


Nah, but Whitey drove through towing the insecticide fogger trailer -- several passes at a time, as I recall -- every week during the summer months. The fog was soooooo cooling!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 28, 2023 05:04 PM (xG4kz)

296 Six months ago I was up to size 36 in pants, because of a sedentary life and the epidemic; before the epidemic I used to go to the gym regularly, 1-3 times a week. Now at least one size 32 pair of pants fits again, though it's a bit tight, and many size 33 pairs fit. Size 34 pairs fit with no problems.

Posted by: PG at July 28, 2023 05:04 PM (84jHt)

297
...are just a few of the many organizations working to provide safe spaces for Black people to enjoy outdoor activities and dispel myths that the outdoors doesn't belong to us.

Good for them. I can't tell you how many times I'm hiking in the woods and I see a regiment of rednecks with nooses at the ready. Oh wait, that was a pair of lesbians 'birding'. Not quite the same, I guess. Time to get the cataracts done, damn it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 28, 2023 05:04 PM (enJYY)

298 One of the hilarious things I quickly learned in the workforce is how much women despise working with each other and look for any opportunity to only work with men exclusively as to avoid the drama backstabbing and cat fights

Posted by: The Unvaxxed

I once hired a female CAD draftsman. She was very good, but I soon understood it was a big mistake becauseshe was very isolated in an all make engineering department and I didn't think she would last. I quickly hired a second woman and they became really good friends. Went to lunch together every day and I guess they and real emotional discussions since they always needed visine when they got back.

A couple times they invited me to lunch with them, but I said I better not.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 28, 2023 05:04 PM (nHzWn)

299 There's definitely a crisis of masculinity because it's been made practically illegal.

-
I tried to find a book I recently came across about how feminism is bad for women. I couldn't find it but I did come across a number of books about how AWFLs are bad for WOCs [Women Of Color].

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 05:04 PM (FVME7)

300 "I haven’t went outdoors ever.

It’s racist and wants to lynch me.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One
.......

Plus there is those damn paddleboards.

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2023 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

301 I'm gonna get one of those electric muscles contractor belts to get cut...and one for my arms and legs. Do they have a full body one?

*wipes macaroni gravy from chin*

Posted by: Joey Sausage at July 28, 2023 05:05 PM (ELQx+)

302 Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 28, 2023 05:04 PM (BdMk6)

This is accurate. I, for one, am in that boat.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 05:05 PM (nscIV)

303 Everyone knows the 2016 Ace loved camping, hiking and mayonnaise while the 2019 Ace loves throwing dice, hanging with his homies and has been stealing since he could crawl.

Posted by: NBC News at July 28, 2023 05:05 PM (R/m4+)

304 "If I did go outside, and I didn’t, the run would be horrible. I’d be sprinting all fucking day. White people and trees are EVERYWHERE.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 05:01 PM (nscIV)"

My workout partner is going to be very surprised he shouldn't be hanging out with the white man, especially outdoors.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 28, 2023 05:06 PM (wgAtL)

305 Blaxxinars are struggle sessions for crackers.

Blaxxinars are usually given by BWWAACs.

A BWWAAC is a Black Woman with Airy Academic Credentials.

Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 05:06 PM (ywVDE)

306 That boxer dog with the spinal issue? Likely caused by the owner who liked to have it stand on its hind legs a lot to get attention, a dogs spine is NOT designed for that. I had a very good bird dog that stood for several hours over just two days watching a semi-pet squirrel through the window on the front porch of a house I was visiting, lost the use of her hind legs, luckily she healed up and regained most of the use over the next several months, but...her gait was never the same, her endurance dropped from "All day at 100mph" to no more than three hours before she had to be carried back to the truck, and when she got old, her hind end atrophied again and she started "Rabbit hopping" with her hind legs, then falling a LOT, particularly on stairs.

Posted by: birddog at July 28, 2023 05:06 PM (xyRN4)

307 Posted by: wth at July 28, 2023 05:05 PM (v0R5T)

Couple important things: I can swim, badly, and I’ve never seen Michelle Obama’s dick.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 05:06 PM (nscIV)

308 I bumped heads with a sea lion in the sea cave in La Jolla. Surprised the both of us.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 28, 2023 05:07 PM (JqMqI)

309 The most horrifying thing I got into with Anna Geifman before she Circled The Wagons, an act I do not respect, was in one of her books relating the tale of 7 'Jewish' Hasidic/Chabad women turned Marxist in Switzerland who started a discussion group. One of the first (if I recall) subjects was the morality of suicide. Within the next few years, 5 of the 7 had killed themselves.
My own daughter is from this heritage and that scared the living shit out of me.
This Marxist shit is evil incarnate, and women who buy into it do so at their own risk of self-annihilation.
Again, I will not go anywhere NEAR a Western woman at this time. There comes a point where the pussy isn't worth it.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 28, 2023 05:08 PM (/BBNv)

310 made me wonder whether the old axiom was true to an extent.

*********

Grandpa Always Said, "That's White People Stuff!" - a limerick

I gave myself a terrible fright
When I camped out in the woods overnight
The worst of my scares
Wasn't spiders, wolves or bears
But the simple fact that I wasn't White!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2023 05:08 PM (zLLgI)

311 There's definitely a crisis of masculinity because it's been made practically illegal. Men of all ages are adrift and forgotten, and nobody gives a fuck. On the contrary, they're mocked, derided, and blamed for all social ills despite the fact they built civilization and keep it running.
Posted by: It's bad out there. Really bad. at July 28, 2023 04:55 PM (e8n94)
---
Well, men might not be able to keep civilization running for much longer...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 28, 2023 05:08 PM (YIVH2)

312 287 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 28, 2023 05:01 PM (KbCG3)

Shorter version: “we’re going to kill you lol”

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 05:03 PM (nscIV)

"Ha, just joking! Have a sense of humor. C'mon, that shadowy figure holding the gun to your head is just for kicks!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 28, 2023 05:08 PM (KbCG3)

313 Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 05:01 PM (nscIV)

LOL. You're half African, right, Can't the non African half enjoy the outdoors?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2023 05:08 PM (Keyt1)

314 Seventeen pounds down. Weighted walking (or Rucking), x3 bar, low carb. I just got back from a week in Canada fishing. I caught Covid. When I finally weighed after the trip I was down 4 pounds. I think because of the Covid. I'm better now, thank you.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 28, 2023 05:09 PM (EnsGU)

315 Posted by: LenNeal at July 28, 2023 05:08 PM (/BBNv)

You're talking about having sex with them, correct. Don't you work with any Western women?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2023 05:10 PM (Keyt1)

316 Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2023 05:08 PM (zLLgI)

Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 05:10 PM (ywVDE)

317 I also have to call a guy I grew up with and let him know all that hiking, camping, fishing, rising horses and other outdoorsy stuff was really racist.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 28, 2023 05:10 PM (wgAtL)

318 305 Blaxxinars are struggle sessions for crackers.

Blaxxinars are usually given by BWWAACs.

A BWWAAC is a Black Woman with Airy Academic Credentials.
Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 05:06 PM (ywVDE)

I dunno, based on the video I saw of one such struggle session BWWAAC stands for Black Woman With Astoundingly Abundant Cellulite

Posted by: Also ratchet as hell. A self-stereotype. at July 28, 2023 05:10 PM (e8n94)

319 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2023 05:08 PM (Keyt1)

Half black, yes and no, the outdoors want to kill me regardless!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 05:10 PM (nscIV)

320 A BWWAAC is a Black Woman with Airy Academic Credentials.
Posted by: logprof

Oh, a bullshit artist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 05:11 PM (FVME7)

321 What we need is a federal department of financial insecurity. It will monitor every American's financial transactions and provide finding if the analysts sens an impending financial emergency which will result in bankruptcy. Of course we will all need to have a fed account and CBDC. But it is worth it for safety!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 28, 2023 05:11 PM (O1z4v)

322 Posted by: Marcus T at July 28, 2023 05:10 PM (wgAtL)

It’s about time colonizer. Or whatever I should call you.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 05:11 PM (nscIV)

323 "I’d be sprinting all fucking day. White people and trees are EVERYWHERE."

But just think of the GAINZZZ!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 28, 2023 05:12 PM (ou9hh)

324 317 I also have to call a guy I grew up with and let him know all that hiking, camping, fishing, rising horses and other outdoorsy stuff was really racist.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 28, 2023 05:10 PM (wgAtL)

Used to fish a lot when I lived in CT. Everyone would kind of go to the same few places. Always a cadre of black dudes and their buckets. They didn't care what they caught but they were sure as hell going to fry it up and eat it.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 28, 2023 05:12 PM (KbCG3)

325 Half black, yes and no, the outdoors want to kill me regardless!
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 05:10 PM (nscIV)

Just the black half.

Posted by: The Great Racist Outdoors at July 28, 2023 05:12 PM (e8n94)

326 I dunno, based on the video I saw of one such struggle session BWWAAC stands for Black Woman With Astoundingly Abundant Cellulite
Posted by: Also ratchet as hell. A self-stereotype. at July 28, 2023 05:10 PM (e8n94)

[Creates Venn Diagram]

Posted by: logprof at July 28, 2023 05:12 PM (ywVDE)

327 LOL. You're half African, right, Can't the non African half enjoy the outdoors?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 28, 2023 05:08 PM (Keyt1)
.......

Yeah, maybe soak up some rays, get a tan?

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2023 05:12 PM (v0R5T)

328 Couple important things: I can swim, badly, and I’ve never seen Michelle Obama’s dick.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 05:06 PM (nscIV)

You need to get on your knees and offer a prayer of thanks for that visual omission.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 28, 2023 05:13 PM (BdMk6)

329 I haven't lost any more weight yet but I have stayed below a hundred and *mumble*-ty pounds.

Have had no dessert since May 8, celebrating my friend's birthday at Fogo de Chao. I've turned down "chocolate addiction" cake and homemade blueberry cobbler among other things. I now stroll through the grocery bakery with nary a wistful longing. (This is a BFD for me.) I will have dessert on my *mumble*-tieth birthday in a couple months.

Trying some supplements that are supposed to help with insulin resistance and/or perimenopause (sorry guys) - namely, magnesium, taurine, berberine, vitamin D + K2.

Yesterday was running day, so today is lifting day. I'll attempt 4 sets of 12 pushups along with my usual dumbbell stuff. *flexes*

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 28, 2023 05:14 PM (aBJcM)

330
Since the assassination of my father in 1968, candidates for president are provided Secret Service protection.

How many of the Republican candidates (excluding Trump) have such protection?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2023 05:15 PM (63Dwl)

331 5 out of 7 a suicide. That is not an ideology any society can afford to have in its midst. It then recalled the aphorism/tale of Kabbalah, which is NOT 'Judaism' but fully acknowledges a previous origin, with a similar death-attrition rate. Of the four learned men who walk into the Garden, one dies, one loses his faith, another goes insane, and only one walks out intact.
NO society can have an ideology loose in its midst with that kind of kill rate.
This bullshit is evil.
NO society can afford it.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 28, 2023 05:15 PM (/BBNv)

332 @172

>>Is there a site for Stuff Black People Like?

According to YouTube, black people like Rush, Elvis and The Everly Brothers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 28, 2023 05:15 PM (Ly+xw)

333 Nature is horrible. Everyone should avoid it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 28, 2023 05:15 PM (ppBhU)

334 No they used lynching trees. Fucking trees were for other purposes.
Posted by: Putting the ass in aspen at July 28, 2023 04:59 PM (e8n94)

There is a large vacant parcel near me with a large tree which had been holed out by lightning causing a flat spot right in the middle. One day as I was driving past an urban outdoorsman and his women were going at it like 2 cats in a wool sock on the flat spot.

I beeped and waved at them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 28, 2023 05:15 PM (R/m4+)

335 "It’s about time colonizer. Or whatever I should call you.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 05:11 PM (nscIV)"

I'm kinda partial to hidebounder. But colonizer will do.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 28, 2023 05:16 PM (wgAtL)

336 My gains involve working all day in 100 degree heat and not stroking out...

Posted by: tubal at July 28, 2023 05:16 PM (C5Ncp)

337 This black person went outside and it didn't end well.

https://tinyurl.com/2s3t4p8u

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 05:16 PM (FVME7)

338
I go to a state park near me a lot. I see a lot of white men with AA friends out in a boat fishing. I saw a boatload of AA men coming back two days ago lamenting the fact that the bass seem to have disappeared. AA men fish, boat, but I never see them hiking, paddle boarding in a thong, or kayaking.

I do appreciate any young women who paddle board in a thong, however. Just never see guys do it. But then I'm at least 10 miles away from garret. Fortunately.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 28, 2023 05:16 PM (enJYY)

339 For the basement dweller, I think psoriasis can hasten hair loss too, so if you want to "Keeps (tm)" your hair, you might want to make sure you are getting enough vitamin D.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 28, 2023 05:17 PM (ssESX)

340 Again, I will not go anywhere NEAR a Western woman at this time. There comes a point where the pussy isn't worth it.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 28, 2023 05:08 PM (/BBNv)

I would probably take a pause and at least think about it first.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 28, 2023 05:17 PM (BdMk6)

341 "Nature is horrible. Everyone should avoid it."

Agreed. *stocks up on benadryl, dons long gauntlets and dust mask* Time to go do yard work.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 28, 2023 05:17 PM (ou9hh)

342 Spend a little time reading the comments in Dave Ramsey videos. They will tell you Dave is wrong about credit. If you are a wise adult, you can handle it. Reminds me of people that think they can beat the house at a casino. And Kamala and friends would hate it if folks got out of debt.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 28, 2023 05:17 PM (ouTlx)

343 I'll attempt 4 sets of 12 pushups along with my usual dumbbell stuff. *flexes*
Posted by: screaming

This is not the 50 pushups per day all morons aspire to.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 28, 2023 05:17 PM (nHzWn)

344 safe spaces for Black people to enjoy outdoor activities

*******

I know I'm late to the thread, but I hope someone has pointed out that one of the reasons that the outdoors are exciting and fun is that they aren't necessarily safe... bugs, sunburn, getting lost, falling over a cliff, being eaten by a grizzly, breaking a leg, being shot in a drive-by.

Take away those and a hike is pretty boring. Might as well stay home.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2023 05:17 PM (zLLgI)

345
Ace got fa-at
Ace got fa-at

Posted by: SFGoth at July 28, 2023 05:18 PM (KAi1n)

346
It’s about time colonizer. Or whatever I should call you.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 28, 2023 05:11 PM (nscIV)



A time colonizer. Wouldn't that be Jean Claude Van Damm if he would've laid pipe while traveling in Time Cop?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 05:18 PM (Zz0t1)

347 In the "urban core", outdoors is where you may catch a stray bullet...

Posted by: Augusto Perez at July 28, 2023 05:18 PM (oa/tR)

348 Nature is horrible. Everyone should avoid it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority

I don't need nature. I've got Xbox.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 05:18 PM (FVME7)

349 "If you are a wise adult, you can handle it."

That's always the big "if".

And come with the caveat "... until you can't"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 28, 2023 05:19 PM (ou9hh)

350
This is not the 50 pushups per day all morons aspire to.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 28, 2023 05:17 PM (nHzWn)



Before I got really f'ing lazy, I was doing 300-350 push ups in an hour.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 05:19 PM (Zz0t1)

351 You're talking about having sex with them, correct. Don't you work with any Western women?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Yes. No 'romantic' relations. The vast majority of women in the West have succumbed to 'Kindness/Buddhist' Pagan nonsense. It is Pagan. Any of these code-words like Kindness, Mindfulness, are Eastern Pagan concepts.
I will have absolutely nothing to do with Western women at this time. These Pagan beliefs have now permeated everything.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 28, 2023 05:20 PM (/BBNv)

352 337 This black person went outside and it didn't end well.

https://tinyurl.com/2s3t4p8u
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 05:16 PM (FVME7)

----
How exactly did it not end well for him? He's still a hero in the media and on social media and the person who's life he destroyed wasn't given a chance to clear her name.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 28, 2023 05:21 PM (ssESX)

353 I walked around the grocery store. This counts as exercise.

Posted by: DB - the first name in UFO recovery at July 28, 2023 05:21 PM (geLO8)

354 This is one of the funniest posts in a while, Ace,

This is god Jerry

If you're thinking the men at Politico know very little about masculinity, except perhaps to admire a man's strength as he mounts his wife from the rear with a powerful thrust that reminds him of his first day at boarding school, don't even worry about it. Politico's men know they belong in the Cvck Closet.

Posted by: Joe Bitem at July 28, 2023 05:22 PM (NtVYv)

355 My GAINZZ this month consisted of having a new aortic valve installed. For my part all I had to do was take a three hour nap. No prob.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2023 05:22 PM (zLLgI)

356 Have had no dessert since May 8, celebrating my friend's birthday at Fogo de Chao. I've turned down "chocolate addiction" cake and homemade blueberry cobbler among other things. I now stroll through the grocery bakery with nary a wistful longing. (This is a BFD for me.) I will have dessert on my *mumble*-tieth birthday in a couple months.

Trying some supplements that are supposed to help with insulin resistance and/or perimenopause (sorry guys) - namely, magnesium, taurine, berberine, vitamin D + K2.


great job Screaming in Digital!!! congrats!

I just realized I am now over 6 months into no added sugar/no white flour (plus other simple carbs) and wow! that went by quick.

my weight has stabilized at a really good place and I feel terrific still. for me anyway removing added sugar - and no fake sugar either - has just been amazing.

those supplements sound interesting! I take a multivitamin, D and C supps, plus ZMA at night time (zinc, magnesium, whatever the A is)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 05:22 PM (AcWfM)

357 you might want to make sure you are getting enough vitamin D.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 28, 2023 05:17 PM (ssESX)

I never see any bald homeless dudes. Most have hair like Ric Flair.

All that sunshine and no a/c.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 28, 2023 05:22 PM (R/m4+)

358 355 My GAINZZ this month consisted of having a new aortic valve installed. For my part all I had to do was take a three hour nap. No prob.
oh WOW Muldoon! I'm glad it went well!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 28, 2023 05:23 PM (AcWfM)

359 My GAINZZ this month consisted of having a new aortic valve installed. For my part all I had to do was take a three hour nap. No prob.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2023 05:22 PM (zLLgI)



Woof, dude.....That's pretty extensive work.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 05:23 PM (Zz0t1)

360
LOL. You're half African, right, Can't the non African half enjoy the outdoors?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
.......
Yeah, maybe soak up some rays, get a tan?
Posted by: wth


Careful, you'll end up like this guy:

https://tinyurl.com/44smhf7y

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 28, 2023 05:24 PM (63Dwl)

361 350
This is not the 50 pushups per day all morons aspire to.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 28, 2023 05:17 PM (nHzWn)


Before I got really f'ing lazy, I was doing 300-350 push ups in an hour.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 05:19 PM (Zz0t1)
----

That's awesome, but WHY?
In college I could 120 in 2 minutes, chest to fist above the ground, but it was for a competition.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 28, 2023 05:24 PM (ssESX)

362 Speaking of white women . . .

Sen. Dianne Feinstein's (D-CA) office said the senator did not realize the debate had ended when she abruptly went into a statement during a roll call vote on Defense Department spending in a Senate Appropriations Committee hearing on Thursday.
. . . .
"The senator was preoccupied, didn't realize debate had just ended and a vote was called. She started to give a statement, was informed it was a vote and then cast her vote," a spokesperson for Feinstein said.

-
Also didn't realize she was on planet Earth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 05:25 PM (FVME7)

363 355 My GAINZZ this month consisted of having a new aortic valve installed. For my part all I had to do was take a three hour nap. No prob.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2023 05:22 PM (zLLgI)

Did you get a good trade-in price on the old one?

Posted by: tubal at July 28, 2023 05:25 PM (C5Ncp)

364 353 I walked around the grocery store. This counts as exercise.
Posted by: DB - the first name in UFO recovery at July 28, 2023 05:21 PM (geLO

I did too. I even walked a couple of aisles twice.

Gainzzz!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 28, 2023 05:26 PM (BdMk6)

365
That's awesome, but WHY?
In college I could 120 in 2 minutes, chest to fist above the ground, but it was for a competition.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 28, 2023 05:24 PM (ssESX)



Because it was something to do and I was building arms and chest. I needed to do SOMETHING and spent a lot of time with the wife watching TV. Then I got bored with it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 05:26 PM (Zz0t1)

366 I once hired a female CAD draftsman. She was very good, but I soon understood it was a big mistake becauseshe was very isolated in an all make engineering department and I didn't think she would last. I quickly hired a second woman and they became really good friends. Went to lunch together every day and I guess they and real emotional discussions since they always needed visine when they got back.

A couple times they invited me to lunch with them, but I said I better not.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 28, 2023 05:04 PM (nHzWn)

We had one, trained her good. She then got a boob job and was worthless. Partying and calling in sick

Posted by: Joe Bitem at July 28, 2023 05:26 PM (NtVYv)

367 NYS north of I84 is vastly different than south of I84, two totally different states.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 28, 2023 05:26 PM (Eeb9P)

368 When I was in the best shape of my life- last day of Basic Training- I could throw a boat over a hedge

Posted by: DB - the first name in UFO recovery at July 28, 2023 05:26 PM (geLO8)

369 Careful, you'll end up like this guy:

https://tinyurl.com/44smhf7y
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
.......

You're supposed to roll over, like every 15 minutes.

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2023 05:26 PM (v0R5T)

370 Muldoon got a free valve job and all i was able to accomplish was trimming my nose hair. Saving the ears for the weekend.

Posted by: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow at July 28, 2023 05:27 PM (tO+U3)

371 NOOD

Posted by: It's me donna at July 28, 2023 05:27 PM (bs+z0)

372 So, since going outdoors has been "colonized" by white supremacists to the exclusion of black people, it would then be "anti-racist" to push black people outdoors, en masse, to take up outdoor activities like, say, farming, or bailing hay, or picking cotton?

This new liberal science fascinates me! Tell us more, Politico.

Posted by: red speck at July 28, 2023 05:27 PM (0Id0S)

373 New Emails Show Hunter Biden Requesting $2 Million Retainer to Recover Libyan Assets Frozen by Obama Admin

-
Well, the judge said he had to get a job.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 05:27 PM (FVME7)

374 Black people like the outdoors like everyone else.

They don't go camping as much for the same reason so many of them never travel more than ten miles from where they were born.

Because Democrats have created massive postmodern asphalt abattoirs that keep their erstwhile chattels in an even smaller, more dismal world than the old living Hell they set up for their own fun and profit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 28, 2023 05:27 PM (0FoWg)

375 >>I did too. I even walked a couple of aisles twice.

Gainzzz!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons


my store did not have Fig Newtons. I must have walked the whole cookie aisle 3 times!

Posted by: DB - the first name in UFO recovery at July 28, 2023 05:28 PM (geLO8)

376 Also didn't realize she was on planet Earth.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 28, 2023 05:25 PM (FVME7)

Heh. She was on her fifth orbit around Pluto when the vote was called.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 28, 2023 05:28 PM (BdMk6)

377 The black kids I knew in the military liked outdoors stuff. Especially the kids in the infantry.

There are all kinds of black hunters and fishermen especially in the South. Tons of black farmers and ranchers too.

The white urban liberals are as racist as the democrat plantation owners of the antebellum south.

Posted by: Archer at July 28, 2023 05:28 PM (gmo/4)

378 355 My GAINZZ this month consisted of having a new aortic valve installed. For my part all I had to do was take a three hour nap. No prob.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2023 05:22 PM (zLLgI)

Did they sell you the extended warranty? That's where they really make their money.

Posted by: According to our records, the warranty on your heart valve is about to expire at July 28, 2023 05:29 PM (e8n94)

379 365
Because it was something to do and I was building arms and chest. I needed to do SOMETHING and spent a lot of time with the wife watching TV. Then I got bored with it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 28, 2023 05:26 PM (Zz0t1)
----
I can completely understand that. Getting bored of a routine makes going to the gym a PITA for me. I'm too old to be doing ALL leg day,s ALL arms days, ALL chest days, etc anyway so I just do a little of everything each visit.

These days an all leg DAY would mean "unable to walk WEEK" for me.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 28, 2023 05:29 PM (ssESX)

380 I once hired a female CAD draftsman. She was very good,
.......

Me too. So fast you had to struggle to keep feeding her work.
Best thing was her Mom brought homemade lumpia to work every week.

Posted by: wth at July 28, 2023 05:29 PM (v0R5T)

381 nbc news is late to the party.

nature’s valley granola bar commercial came out first.


Posted by: florida guy with big balls and a southern accent at July 28, 2023 05:31 PM (zPLwj)

382 Six or seven years ago, I participated in our "Steps Challenge" at work. I'm not sure exactly how much I weighed at that time but it was probably close to 230 lb. I got in a lot of steps in that first contest, and worked up to a run/walk by the end. I have kept at it consistently ever since, regularly run a (slow) 10K, and my weight is down to 190. I regret that strength training has not been a part of my workouts. Hopefully I will find a way to change that.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 28, 2023 05:31 PM (ogTiX)

383 355 My GAINZZ this month consisted of having a new aortic valve installed. For my part all I had to do was take a three hour nap. No prob.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 28, 2023 05:22 PM (zLLgI)

Once a man let a good fart
But then needed a new heart
That being a travesty
It still smelled real nasty
And that's the whole shart

Posted by: Joe Bitem at July 28, 2023 05:32 PM (NtVYv)

384 I recently started working out with F3 with my oldest son and relearned a lesson. It is easier to do things in a group. I have been working out for about a week now. I am sore, and tired, but good to be out and about meeting new friends. I work out with the F3 groups. It is working for me
Here is info
https://f3nation.com/

Posted by: Picric at July 28, 2023 05:33 PM (13tTk)

385 My apologies for the bad limerick

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 28, 2023 05:33 PM (NtVYv)

386 The camping story sounds like a minor skirmish in Steve Sailer’s long running World War Hair Saga.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at July 28, 2023 05:40 PM (Egt6P)

387 "I was one of four Black people in the class, including three Black men, ONE OF WHOM WAS AN INSTRUCTOR"...the rest of the nearly 2 dozen, were a mix of adults AND CHILDREN.
(Thiz bitch was the only one ACTING childish)
It is TEXAS, anyone going on a trip like this to be "Introduced" to the outdoors HAD to have moved there from somewhere else.Everywhere you go in Texas people of all races fish, hunt, float the rivers, swim in the lakes, ponds, streams and at the Beaches, always have.
By the way, many, perhaps MOST of the early cowboys were Black. The war years and the collapse of Plantations meant ANY unbranded cattle and horses were free for the taking, Texicasns didn't care what you were back "In the States", every man was measured by only two things "Your Word, and Your Work"

Oh...Seals? They are just Dog Mermaids.

Posted by: birddog at July 28, 2023 05:46 PM (xyRN4)

388 Man this is irritating. Freed slaves migrated to the cities after the civil war. Chicago, NY, lesser extent Boston, D.C. , Baltimore and Atlanta all had large migrations from south to north to find jobs in the cities. Predominantly rural before the civil war. Thomas Sowell does a great job of explaining this.

Posted by: mogsmash at July 28, 2023 05:46 PM (FjI2V)

389 I also watched the extended edition LOTR in the last month. Love them.
My university kids are home and we watched together. They watch everything with captions now and I realized I'd missed a lot of detail in the dialog.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 28, 2023 05:51 PM (AbL8c)

390 Masculinity...Normal Testosterone levels for American Males is 270-1070 ng/dl, Average is 679ng/dl
The Boys from Buzzfeed did a show where they all got tested,
They are all in 25-44 age group, where Normal is 617-668

Eugene's was 363, Keiths 259, Zach's 252, Ned's 212.

Age 85-100 Normal is 376.
They all land in Pre-pubescent child range.

Posted by: birddog at July 28, 2023 06:01 PM (xyRN4)

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I'm about 1/3 of the way through. Highly recommend.

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