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Former Fake Republican --like many NeverTrumpers, he used to be a Fake Republican, now proudly declares himself a former (fake) Republican -- Joe Walsh says he'll never stop tweeting, because, damnit, he has a democracy to save, one pointless, repetitive, brainqueef tweet at a time.

And what prompted this very typical NeverTrump tweet about his own Bravery and Virtue?

Simple: Elon Musk changed the name of "Twitter" to "X," and Joe Walsh bravely, heroically said he will never stop tweeting, no matter what new corporate name Elon Musk gives to the platform.

Joe Walsh
@WalshFreedom
You can call this platform "The Shithouse" for all I care. Doesn't matter to me. I'm gonna keep tweeting day & night because we have a democracy to defend.

God Bless You, Sir.

You make me want to be a better Grifter.

I know you'll never stop tweeting day and night -- you have nothing better to do. And one suspects that, like many on the left, you're being pad to tweet. Another "influencer" with no influence.

LOL, a Twitter "influencer" started screaming at car rental agent in Dubai and got arrested, now she's whining about it.

Tierra Allen -- better known to her 182,800 followers as "Sassy Trucker" -- has been stuck in the strict country since authorities whisked away her passport, the nonprofit group Detained in Dubai revealed Monday.
The Houston social media star, 29, claims the screaming stemmed from a verbal tussle between herself and the manager of a local car rental shop when she stopped in to pick up her personal belongings in April.
Allen's credit cards, debit cards and cellphone had been impounded along with her rental car the day before the blowup, after she and her friend were involved in a minor traffic accident near the Arabian Gulf.
The manager allegedly demanded money in exchange for the possessions and reacted with hostility toward Allen.

"He followed me outside the office and I felt very intimidated. I told him to stop but instead, he called the police and opened a case against me, apparently for 'screaming,'" Allen claims.
"I am in shock that he frightened me, I told him to stop, and now the police have said I can't go home. I told them I had a medical emergency and needed to return to the US but they wouldn't let me."

Don't worry, she's black and has "followers," so Biden will let three or four Muslim terrorists out of prison to get her back out of Dubai.

Sure, Media, whatever you say! You never lie, so why shouldn't I believe you now?

Senate looks to limit government's ability to interrogate political prisoners without their lawyers present, and build a Stasi file on them by collecting their public media postings.

The Senate Intelligence Committee has approved legislation that would curtail a controversial domestic intelligence program that let Department of Homeland Security officials interrogate jailed Americans without their lawyers present.
The proposal was passed last month in the committee's bill governing the intelligence community, but it was not widely noticed. It would significantly limit the type of people that DHS's intelligence officials can question as part of their domestic intelligence work. It also aims to curtail those officials' authority to collect Americans' social media posts and use them in intelligence products.
In March, POLITICO reported that officials in the DHS' Office of Intelligence and Analysis had been questioning people in prisons, jails and immigration detention centers without their lawyers present. The practice concerned civil liberties advocates, who said conversations between incarcerated people and government officials are inherently coercive.

Most of the "US" Women's Soccer team stood in sullen silence as our National Anthem was played before a game in New Zealand.

People are getting tired of these entitled brats' antics.

The Women's World Cup Soccer tournament got underway on Saturday in Aukland, New Zealand. The team won handily over Vietnam by a score of 3-0. But it was what didn't take place before the game that is really beginning to irk fans about this team, and some even are actively rooting against them. The Vietnamese team all put hand over heart and sang their national anthem, "Tien Quan Ca," or "Song of a Marching Army." The reaction by the American women at the playing of the "Star Spangled Banner," however, was markedly different. There was complete silence by all but a few members of the team. It is that silence that has many fans plenty ticked off and they voiced their anger on social media.
One tweet asked, "Can someone teach [the United States Women's Soccer team] the words to the 'Star Spangled Banner'? Their silence was deafening." Former NYPD Commissioner Bernard Kerik called it out for exactly what it was, "an international embarrassment [sic]." He added, "No one should be allowed to wear the American flag, and represent the U.S. if they don't believe in it. Most of them don't even know the words." While many of the social justice "statements" like kneeling during the playing of the anthem, begun by former NFL player Colin Kaepernick in 2016, have had their 15 minutes of fame and are not as prominent as they once were, the U.S. Women's soccer team has apparently decided to carry on the dubious tradition.

I think it's time to pack the team with Patriotic Transsexuals.

I visited the "Bulletin of Applied Transgender Studies" website. Let's point, laugh, and feel depressed about the future based on other article titles:
"I Owe No One Any Gender Performance": Transgender and Nonbinary Individuals' Experiences of Gender Dysphoria in Bodily, Social, and Systemic Contexts During the COVID-19 Pandemic.
"I Carry So Much Anger, and That Is Not Good for My Health": The Mental Health Impact of Current Gender-Affirming Healthcare Pathways on Transgender Adults in England.
Grieving the Transgender (Assumed-Cisgender) Child: What Gendered Mourning Among Midwestern Parents Tells Us About Familial Cisnormativity and Creating Livable Trans Futures.
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— Delta (@Delta) July 11, 2023

It's literally all we see on TV, assholes.

Oh wow, she's still saying this. She really thinks this is her "Ask not what you can do for your country" line.

Kamala Harris is an inspiration to us allpic.twitter.com/3XKC7hJXW5
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 23, 2023

The great Kamala Harris impersonator says it's time to move on from saying this same line, because she needs new material to imitate.

Why would someone who thinks she is a man have vaginal intercourse, “protected” or otherwise?
— Bespoke gender tailor; would-be emperors welcome (@NotCubby) July 24, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 05:29 PM

Comments

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1 I'll go get em

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2023 05:30 PM (xhxe8)

2 It's Stupid World.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2023 05:30 PM (krQz2)

3 Simple: Elon Musk changed the name of "Twitter" to "X," and Joe Walsh bravely, heroically said he will never stop tweeting, no matter what new corporate name Elon Musk gives to the platform.
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If Elon were progressive, he'd see what he can do about suing or arresting (if possible) everybody who continues to use the word "tweet" on X.

But he'll probably just shrug it off.

Victory for Joe. He identifies as a Twit.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2023 05:32 PM (krQz2)

4 The Senate Intelligence Committee has approved legislation that would curtail a controversial domestic intelligence program that let Department of Homeland Security officials interrogate jailed Americans without their lawyers present.

You know what would be a better fix? Abolish DHS.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 24, 2023 05:32 PM (aD39U)

5 Quick , someone trademark Brainqueefs!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 24, 2023 05:32 PM (JTwsP)

6 That Joe Walsh fellow has renewed my passion for life. But I wish he'd go back to the guitar.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 24, 2023 05:32 PM (HfNu5)

7 o wow yikes

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 24, 2023 05:33 PM (44ww/)

8 Joe Walsh
@WalshFreedom
You can call this platform "The Shithouse" for all I care. Doesn't matter to me. I'm gonna keep tweeting day & night because we have a democracy to defend.

Where do we find such men as these?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2023 05:33 PM (guGkK)

9 Hey Delta, let's change this: stop blaring crappy, soulless music before and after the flight on the plane!

Fortunately I do not have Delta as a choice of airlines where I live.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 24, 2023 05:33 PM (e4u48)

10 Joe Walsh rides in the back of limos, locks the doors in case he's attacked.

Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2023 05:34 PM (gmo/4)

11 Looking at this s**t I can see why Barbie is doing so well

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2023 05:34 PM (bs+z0)

12 Pregnant boyfriend......I think I see the problem here.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 24, 2023 05:34 PM (ncXxy)

13 why is delta getting all up in my grill for that stock photos I pick

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 24, 2023 05:34 PM (AcWfM)

14 What is Delta claiming? That none of us knew black people go on vacation?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 24, 2023 05:34 PM (ppBhU)

15 🤡 🌐

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2023 05:34 PM (Q4IgG)

16 I was unaware until recently that our lesbians have won the last two World Cups.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 24, 2023 05:34 PM (aD39U)

17 I'm all out of gift cards

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2023 05:35 PM (v0R5T)

18 The people who couldn't analyze anything have decided that Elon making no substantial changes to Twitter except the name and logo have dubbed it "The New Coke".

Coke changed the taste of Coke.

You drink soft drinks for the taste.

Unless Elon had made hefty changes about how many posts per day you are allowed and who gets to post to whom, it really doesn't change Twitter that much.

It's NOT like New Coke.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2023 05:35 PM (krQz2)

19 I only fly Delta when I don’t have a choice.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 24, 2023 05:35 PM (JTwsP)

20 If X = Twitter, then a Tweet = ?

Posted by: WisRich at July 24, 2023 05:35 PM (G0vdT)

21 Boycotting soccer is effortless. So, I’ll boycott Bud Light, a beer I never liked.

I can and will boycott Mattel.

Posted by: 13times at July 24, 2023 05:35 PM (q+AsY)

22 And fuck the women's soccer team for making me root against a U.S. team overseas. But they have no use for the country that sponsors them, so I hope they get knocked out.

(Not that I watch soccer of any variety, but there, I said it. I hate ingratitude.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 24, 2023 05:35 PM (e4u48)

23 "It's literally all we see on TV, assholes."

Now that I've started watching more free streaming and seeing more commercials I'm starting to believe that 75% of the US is black.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 24, 2023 05:35 PM (xPl2J)

24 Where does a pointless (meant to say pointless) person like Walsh get the impression he has a po8nt?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 24, 2023 05:35 PM (HfNu5)

25 I was unaware until recently that our lesbians have won the last two World Cups.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 24, 2023 05:34 PM (aD39U)
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Because they are not playing against 5th-grade boys.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2023 05:36 PM (krQz2)

26 You may not have seen travelers like this family represented before in photography. We want to help change that.

They seem like regular people, but WHY ARE THEY SO DARK????!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2023 05:36 PM (guGkK)

27 tweXit.

Posted by: 13times at July 24, 2023 05:36 PM (q+AsY)

28 10: his Maserati does 185, they took his license, now he don't drive

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 24, 2023 05:36 PM (e4u48)

29 Well you can't have a pregnant boyfriend, either it's a woman pretending to be a male and I'd pregnant of a hole lot of BS going on

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2023 05:37 PM (xhxe8)

30 World's gone mad. The whole fucking world's gone mad.

Posted by: Stop the planet and let me off at July 24, 2023 05:37 PM (Nw1nV)

31
They seem like regular people, but WHY ARE THEY SO DARK????!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2023 05:36 PM (guGkK)

Good tans from their VaCay ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2023 05:37 PM (bs+z0)

32 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 24, 2023 05:37 PM (T4tVD)

33 *sotto voce*

The password for today is "unburdened"

Posted by: Zombie Allen Ludden, Kamala's Ghostwriter at July 24, 2023 05:37 PM (PiwSw)

34 Not a fan of THAT Joe Walsh

Posted by: Zeera. 'We want fun and we wanna get wasted!' at July 24, 2023 05:37 PM (uBzDj)

35 Is the World Cup every year? Or is it like the Olympics?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 24, 2023 05:37 PM (aD39U)

36 That's not a typical black family.
There is a father.
OK, I condemn myself...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 24, 2023 05:37 PM (MeG8a)

37 I'd rather watch woman's volleyball than soccer.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 24, 2023 05:37 PM (HfNu5)

38 Pissy bitch with a beard may not look like a woman, but she sure acts like one.

Posted by: huerfano at July 24, 2023 05:37 PM (7zEAH)

39 Pregnant boyfriend......I think I see the problem here.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 24, 2023 05:34 PM (ncXxy)
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Mental disease that came to the end that mental disease can.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2023 05:37 PM (krQz2)

40 I’m, I don’t think the “allegedly” matters if they killed themselves right after. It’s not like they can sue you from hell.

Although, there probably a lot of lawyer there.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 24, 2023 05:38 PM (JTwsP)

41 Yes I know black people can get sunburn but when I saw the Coppertone commercial with the black family like the photo above for the first time I did laugh out loud.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2023 05:38 PM (MNhXM)

42 What is Delta claiming? That none of us knew black people go on vacation?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 24, 2023 05:34 PM (ppBhU)

Delta bigwigs think blacks go on vacation to East St. Louis (National Lampoon Vacation).

Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2023 05:38 PM (gmo/4)

43 "The Houston social media star"

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"Star"

LOL

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 24, 2023 05:38 PM (i7Q7S)

44 Clown world isn’t very funny.

Posted by: Allen at July 24, 2023 05:38 PM (NX2R+)

45 23: since my cord was cut in Feb 2022 I have rarely, if ever, seen TV commercials. Seems I'm nto missing much.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 24, 2023 05:38 PM (e4u48)

46 36 That's not a typical black family.
There is a father.
OK, I condemn myself...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 24, 2023 05:37 PM (MeG8a)

70% statistics agree with you

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2023 05:38 PM (bs+z0)

47 I was unaware until recently that our lesbians have won the last two World Cups.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 24, 2023 05:34 PM

Don't worry...no one else knew either.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2023 05:38 PM (Wnv9h)

48 X Is Poison

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 24, 2023 05:38 PM (e4u48)

49 The USWNT couldn’t be bothered to even put their hands over their hearts, What’s funny is now That MESSI is playing in MLS he’s stealing their Headlines which is hilarious

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 24, 2023 05:39 PM (dKiJG)

50 If X = Twitter, then a Tweet = ?

Posted by: WisRich at July 24, 2023 05:35 PM (G0vdT)

They've now saying it's a "Xeet"

Fuck that. I'll call them tweets.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 24, 2023 05:39 PM (xPl2J)

51 X gets the square.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 24, 2023 05:39 PM (aD39U)

52 Don't forget, Delta is the airline whose CEO went public saying that it will put "inclusiveness" above actual, you know, flying skill in choosing its cockpit crews.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2023 05:39 PM (guGkK)

53 I'm thinking you'll probably ... POST on X.

Now that would be a strange word to get used to!

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2023 05:39 PM (krQz2)

54 Joe Walsh rides in the back of limos, locks the doors in case he's attacked.

Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2023 05:34 PM (gmo/4)

He stays at parties, sometimes until four. It's hard to leave when you can find the door.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 24, 2023 05:39 PM (AiZBA)

55 Hope you like decapitations, Tierra Allen!

You're about to receive one.

Posted by: XTC at July 24, 2023 05:40 PM (UnA8+)

56 Ah yes, the DHS. An entity that Joe Libermann and whomever the fake Republican Senate leader at the time was, came together to create this monstrosity I was assured would never stray from its mission, only fight "terra"

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 24, 2023 05:40 PM (i7Q7S)

57 I've seen black people before, usually getting me coffee.

Posted by: Joe Biden 2008 at July 24, 2023 05:40 PM (7zEAH)

58 Much of media, corporate America, and the Left (redundant) desperately wants us to believe that it is still the 1950s out there.

Seriously, Delta, I went through Atlanta. I could see no signs of Jim Crow laws in effect.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 24, 2023 05:40 PM (e4u48)

59 What is Delta claiming? That none of us knew black people go on vacation?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 24, 2023 05:34 PM (ppBhU)
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At least not to swim, anyway.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2023 05:40 PM (krQz2)

60 She was in the backyard
Say it was a little past nine
When her prince pulled up
A white pickup truck

Our little pony-tailed girl grown up to be a woman
Now she's gone in the blink of an eye
She left his head in the bucket
And the clothes hanging out on the line

I love this song!

Posted by: Taylor Schabusiness at July 24, 2023 05:40 PM (4I/2K)

61 "I Carry So Much Anger, and That Is Not Good for My Health"

Well finally, some sanity. Maybe examine your choices and your circumstances with some actual critical thought now and ask, "Could this be why I'm so angry?"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2023 05:40 PM (nRMeC)

62 Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom
You can call this platform "The Shithouse" for all I care. Doesn't matter to me. I'm gonna keep tweeting day & night because we have a democracy to defend.

Musk needs to have his programmers to grep* "Joe Walsh" with "The Shithouse" anywhere it ever appears on his servers. Old, new, future.

*For you punks under 29, grep is for a low level function to 'global replace' a string of characters anywhere it is found. Can do it with raw data on a disc or in memory regardless of format.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 24, 2023 05:40 PM (9DlB8)

63 I have to be honest and say X is a stupid name and emblem by itself.

Just IMHO

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2023 05:40 PM (MNhXM)

64 I only fly Delta when I don’t have a choice.

I had a connection in Atlanta on Friday. Walking through the terminal, almost every Delta flight was delayed, and heavily. The few that weren’t were ones with an original departure time that was still hours away. I suspect that they were delayed, too, but Delta wasn’t saying so yet.

Not surprising if their business is no longer about flying.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 24, 2023 05:41 PM (EXyHK)

65 What people don’t understand - if you’re a “foreigner” in a different country, it doesn’t matter who is at fault in a collision. This ain’t the USA.

The way many countries view this, it’s your fault, because, if you weren’t in the country in the first place, the accident would have never happened.

Thus - the rental car company (guaranteed she never read the rental agreement) regardless is charging her for damages. The ABF scheme doesn’t work over there. They have no fucks to give, nor her passport, either.

Oopsie!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2023 05:41 PM (kjODZ)

66 X gonna give it to ya.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 24, 2023 05:41 PM (ScR16)

67

The practice concerned civil liberties advocates, who said conversations between incarcerated people and government officials are inherently coercive.

A 12 volt battery attached to the testicles of the suspect without a lawyer present? I'll allow the admission of guilt.

Posted by: Any Day Now at July 24, 2023 05:41 PM (enJYY)

68 54: It's hard for him to handle all this fortune and fame. Everybody's so different; he hasn't changed.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 24, 2023 05:41 PM (e4u48)

69 American, United, Delta, Spirit, SouthWest, Alaskan airlines.
Is there a non-woke airline?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 24, 2023 05:41 PM (MeG8a)

70 Is Delta saying they would like to see more black fathers involved with the family?

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2023 05:42 PM (MNhXM)

71 That what the Ho is saying makes no fkin sense

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2023 05:42 PM (xhxe8)

72 Joe Walsh
@WalshFreedom
You can call this platform "The Shithouse" for all I care. Doesn't matter to me. I'm gonna keep tweeting day & night because we have a democracy to defend.

Right up there with “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.”

Posted by: Your ordinary dumb ass prog at July 24, 2023 05:42 PM (qwO6y)

73 Tierra Allen is better known to Dubai authorities as inmate #8675309

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2023 05:42 PM (4I/2K)

74 Now I know Delta is the airline that allows black people on its aircraft.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2023 05:42 PM (guGkK)

75
They've now saying it's a "Xeet"

Fuck that. I'll call them tweets.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 24, 2023 05:39 PM (xPl2J)
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Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing. It's a new logo but it'll always be a tweet to me.

Which make me wonder what Google "Threads" calls their posts.

Posted by: WisRich at July 24, 2023 05:42 PM (G0vdT)

76 71 That what the Ho is saying makes no fkin sense
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2023 05:42 PM (xhxe

Never does

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2023 05:42 PM (bs+z0)

77 From the Comments SASSY TRUCKER did 14,000 dollars in damage to the Rental Car, She opted not to buy Insurance, THEIR is video of Sassy trucker being Kicked out of her airbnb in Puerto Rico for fighting, Loud Party and trashing the place.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 24, 2023 05:43 PM (dKiJG)

78
I think it's time to pack the team with Patriotic Transsexuals.

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LOLOL, too good!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2023 05:43 PM (lCaJd)

79 64: so you can't say of Delta that they love to fly and it shows? They are NOT ready when you are?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 24, 2023 05:43 PM (e4u48)

80 Not surprising if their business is no longer about flying.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 24, 2023 05:41 PM (EXyHK)
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"We love to fly, and you'll have to take our word!"

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2023 05:43 PM (krQz2)

81 Metamucil, what can be- unburdened by what has been.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2023 05:43 PM (slgIg)

82 Ya know what I never see in photos or TV?

Interracial couples, particularly black men with white women. I never see gays, either. Or women driving while the men ride shotgun. I never see women portrayed as the only smart ones in the family, either.

Do better, ad guys.

Posted by: SARDiver at July 24, 2023 05:43 PM (Cmxw7)

83 Joe Walsh rides in the back of limos, locks the doors in case he's attacked.

Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2023 05:34 PM (gmo/4)

He stays at parties, sometimes until four. It's hard to leave when you can find the door.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 24, 2023 05:39 PM (AiZBA)
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He's just a knucklehead.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 24, 2023 05:43 PM (ScR16)

84 73: no, that's MY number.

Posted by: Jenny at July 24, 2023 05:44 PM (e4u48)

85 They've now saying it's a "Xeet"
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I don't think I'll be using that word.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2023 05:44 PM (krQz2)

86
From the Comments SASSY TRUCKER did 14,000 dollars in damage to the Rental Car, She opted not to buy Insurance, THEIR is video of Sassy trucker being Kicked out of her airbnb in Puerto Rico for fighting, Loud Party and trashing the place.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio

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Sassy better truck harder, because 182,800 followers is maybe Chipotle wages.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2023 05:44 PM (lCaJd)

87 Girls vs Boys Sports:

https://youtu.be/3G-n7jcGHEY

Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2023 05:44 PM (gmo/4)

88 Is Delta saying they would like to see more black fathers involved with the family?
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2023 05:42 PM (MNhXM)

Seems to me like Delta is forcing the White Supremacist ideal of what a family should look like on black people. That's clearly racist.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2023 05:44 PM (guGkK)

89 Allen's credit cards, debit cards and cellphone had been impounded along with her rental car the day before the blowup, after she and her friend were involved in a minor traffic accident near the Arabian Gulf.

The manager allegedly demanded money in exchange for the possessions and reacted with hostility toward Allen.

On the one hand, sounds like a shakedown. Considering the location it's probably a safe bet. On the other hand - you're in an actual honest to God misogynist, racist, patriarchal country. Muslim Arabs don't think especially highly of women or black people. That sassy American girl boss shit won't get you anywhere.

Posted by: Great place to be a rich oil sheik though at July 24, 2023 05:44 PM (Nw1nV)

90 Which make me wonder what Google "Threads" calls their posts.
Posted by: WisRich at July 24, 2023 05:42 PM (G0vdT)

Pinworms

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2023 05:45 PM (xhaym)

91 He stays at parties, sometimes until four. It's hard to leave when you can find the door.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 24, 2023 05:39 PM (AiZBA)
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One thing is true: being crazy takes all his time.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2023 05:45 PM (krQz2)

92 59 What is Delta claiming? That none of us knew black people go on vacation?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 24, 2023 05:34 PM (ppBhU)
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At least not to swim, anyway.
Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2023 05:40 PM (krQz2)

I thought black people sank, like witches. Or was that ducks?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 24, 2023 05:45 PM (eYoxG)

93 I seriously cannot take much more of this shit! If you find the USA to be so repulsive just please leave.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 24, 2023 05:45 PM (a4EWo)

94 52: I thought that was United

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 24, 2023 05:45 PM (e4u48)

95 I've done a fair amount of overseas travel, maybe more than some, I've been lucky that way.
I would never ever drive in a foreign country.
Way too many horror stories.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 24, 2023 05:46 PM (MeG8a)

96 Matt Taibbi’s Twitter Files are now the X-Files.

Posted by: 13times at July 24, 2023 05:46 PM (q+AsY)

97 Elon's getting lazy with the Space-X moniker tie-in for Twitter.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2023 05:46 PM (Q4IgG)

98 To X something has always meant to cancel something.

I know Musk was doing the Space X thing but put a Descriptive in front of X here also.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2023 05:46 PM (MNhXM)

99 What I started noticing a couple of years ago is the number of commercials with black man/Asian woman couples skyrocketed from from almost nothing.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 24, 2023 05:46 PM (xPl2J)

100 Senate should be funding a new 241 and 242 unit to build its own "Stasi File" on anyone and everyone who ever touched political prisoners of J6, including judges.
So when their actions are ultimately found unconstitutional and in gross violation of civil rights it will be be a matter of rounding them, a quick hearing, trial, conviction, and offering them the 10,000 years they earned or opt for the dirt nap... you know, to preserve the honor of their families.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 24, 2023 05:47 PM (9DlB8)

101 They're only going to hire women and gays to fly planes from now on. They are going to make the word "cockpit" mean something.

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2023 05:47 PM (krQz2)

102 Elon's getting lazy with the Space-X moniker tie-in for Twitter.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2023 05:46 PM (Q4IgG)
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X you, fella!

Posted by: Elon Musk at July 24, 2023 05:48 PM (krQz2)

103 It's a stupid world after all...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 24, 2023 05:48 PM (e4u48)

104 Joe Walsh
@WalshFreedom
You can call this platform "The Shithouse" for all I care. Doesn't matter to me. I'm gonna keep tweeting day & night because we have a democracy to defend.

Where do we find such men as these?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2023 05:33 PM (guGkK)

Giving blowies under train trestles in the pre-internet days

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 24, 2023 05:49 PM (FCbAQ)

105 101 They're only going to hire women and gays to fly planes from now on. They are going to make the word "cockpit" mean something.
Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2023 05:47 PM (krQz2)

That works for the gays but not so much the women.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 24, 2023 05:49 PM (eYoxG)

106 I hate spunk! - Lou Grant

I hate sassy! - Count de Monet

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2023 05:49 PM (4I/2K)

107 It's a stupid world after all...
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 24, 2023 05:48 PM (e4u4

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It's A Stupid World ride to open soon at Disneyland.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 24, 2023 05:49 PM (ScR16)

108 I'd rather watch woman's volleyball than soccer.
Posted by: That Northernlurker

Women's *beach* volleyball.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 24, 2023 05:49 PM (zXl65)

109 Where do we find such men as these?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2023 05:33 PM (guGkK)

Giving blowies under train trestles in the pre-internet days
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 24, 2023 05:49 PM (FCbAQ)

Today they're called "influencers".

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 24, 2023 05:49 PM (AiZBA)

110 They are NOT ready when you are?

Not ready, and no updates. At one point, the flight I was taking had a (delayed) departure time of about twenty minutes away. The plane we were going to take was still in the air. Unsurprisingly, we did not make that departure time either.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 24, 2023 05:50 PM (EXyHK)

111 It's a stupid world after all...
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 24, 2023 05:48 PM (e4u4

It's only a model.

Posted by: Patsy at July 24, 2023 05:50 PM (4I/2K)

112 That little snot who got upset that her Dr was asking her sex says she only needed a referral to find out why she has a hole in her lung. It's simple. You have a hole in your lung because God hates you. Move along

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2023 05:50 PM (S75Fo)

113 Click the link to the Delta Faces of Travel gallery. There are black people, lesbians, a one-legged guy, more black people, a lesbian black person, an all-girl throuple, an Asian chick and an interracial couple and their kid.

Literally no box was left unchecked.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2023 05:50 PM (guGkK)

114 I give up, Kamala.
What can be unburdened
by what has been?

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2023 05:51 PM (Sv58p)

115 If he wanted the X tie in I would have called it X-tra .
As in Extra extra read all about it. Of course that makes sense to me. I’m over 29.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2023 05:51 PM (MNhXM)

116 >>> They've now saying it's a "Xeet"

Musk builds rockets, Tesla, Paypal...and comes up with "Xeet"?

So dumb.

Posted by: DJ at July 24, 2023 05:51 PM (uosPt)

117 Joe Walsh
@WalshFreedom
You can call this platform "The Shithouse" for all I care. Doesn't matter to me. I'm gonna keep tweeting day & night because we have a democracy to defend.

----

God Bless You, Sir.

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* Cue the D-Day invasion newsreel footage *

Posted by: ShainS at July 24, 2023 05:51 PM (Kdaed)

118 @98 “Y” would have been better, then could “yeet”.

Posted by: Allen at July 24, 2023 05:51 PM (PKSkW)

119 Love the Ryan Long video, but he left out my least favorite one, posted on every new game/video/album/movie/tour announcement. Or any new thing at all being announced. Political campaign. Clothing line. Ice cream flavor.

"Lets gooooooooooooo!!!"

Would that they all had but one neck.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 24, 2023 05:51 PM (kjOVp)

120 I think it's time to pack the team with Patriotic Transsexuals.
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Now, yer talkin'!

Posted by: General Mark Milley at July 24, 2023 05:51 PM (krQz2)

121 109: and they influence NOBODY.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 24, 2023 05:51 PM (e4u48)

122 104 Joe Walsh
@WalshFreedom
You can call this platform "The Shithouse" for all I care. Doesn't matter to me. I'm gonna keep tweeting day & night because we have a democracy to defend.

Where do we find such men as these?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2023 05:33 PM (guGkK)

Giving blowies under train trestles in the pre-internet days

———-

Hotel Underbridge.

Posted by: 13times at July 24, 2023 05:51 PM (q+AsY)

123 WTF? Isn't testosterone dangerous to the baby the pregnant chick with a beard is talking about?

Bread and circuses, indeed. We are finished as a society.

I searched, yes, "do not use this medication if you are pregnant or plan on becoming pregnant.

So some doctor is prescribing testosterone to a pregnant female for gender dysphoria that they have no idea of the risks to the baby? Demonic.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 24, 2023 05:52 PM (lAjBs)

124

Why? Because getting your bonus hole pounded by ginormous BBC feels so great! Then I can get up and put on my belt and suspenders and go back to pretending to be a man!

Posted by: Mr. Dykeasaurus at July 24, 2023 05:52 PM (nl2TI)

125 Hola AllahFatAss, how are you and your fellow RINO cuck buddy CBD doing today? Are you celebrating Meatloaf Ron’s dropping to third in the polls in South Carolina to strong empowering Nikki Haley by sending another donation to Meatloaf’s campaign and ordering another bag of RINO dicks to suck on?

Posted by: Dummy de Jure at July 24, 2023 05:52 PM (FkMTW)

126 I've related this before.
"Man" goes to hospital complaining of abdominal pain.
Medical record has been changed to read her wannabe gender. So Doctors only check for *male* issues.

Baby dies (and IIRC mother too) due to umbilical cord wrapped around unborn babies neck.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 24, 2023 05:52 PM (zXl65)

127 >>Women's *beach* volleyball.

Women's beach volleyball in Brazil.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2023 05:52 PM (ZLI7S)

128 "Xeet"

"Yeah, I had a sandwich"

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 24, 2023 05:52 PM (xPl2J)

129 At least Delta is playing diversity with passengers, unlike United, who wants to kill their passengers through cockpit diversity.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at July 24, 2023 05:52 PM (2YtOq)

130 Does Kamaltoe have a bathroom shitter book? Because a good laugh can really push one out.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 24, 2023 05:53 PM (17s+e)

131 Musk builds rockets, Tesla, Paypal...and comes up with "Xeet"?

So dumb.
Posted by: DJ at July 24, 2023 05:51 PM (uosPt)
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"Because it travels *submerged* in a *marine* environment, I call it 'The Going Safely Under The Water Device'"
--Leonard of Quirm

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 24, 2023 05:53 PM (ScR16)

132 Posted by: Dummy de Jure at July 24, 2023 05:52 PM (FkMTW)

Repressed homosexuality is no way to go through life.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2023 05:53 PM (MNhXM)

133 Uh-oh...

@BNONews
·
7m
Obama's personal chef, Tafari Campbell, found dead after drowning near the former president's Martha’s Vineyard home

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2023 05:54 PM (jzzG8)

134 I'll meet all you faggots in the octagon.

Posted by: Joe Walsh at July 24, 2023 05:55 PM (ppBhU)

135 What is Delta claiming? That none of us knew black people go on vacation?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls

Delta is claiming, with a straight face, that we never see black people in stock photography.

I mean it. They're seriously trying to claim that bullshit.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 24, 2023 05:55 PM (kjOVp)

136 A jolt of testosterone from the mother to the XY fetus at the crucial moment affects genital development in the fetus.

We'll have Pringles can endowed babies.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2023 05:55 PM (4I/2K)

137 Obama's personal chef, Tafari Campbell, found dead after drowning near the former president's Martha’s Vineyard home
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2023 05:54 PM (jzzG

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Hillary sending a warning to SCOAMF?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at July 24, 2023 05:55 PM (2YtOq)

138 Uh-oh...

@BNONews
·
7m
Obama's personal chef, Tafari Campbell, found dead after drowning near the former president's Martha’s Vineyard home
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2023 05:54 PM (jzzG

"found dead after drowning..." That would be the ordinary course of things when you drown.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2023 05:55 PM (guGkK)

139 >>> 7m
Obama's personal chef, Tafari Campbell, found dead after drowning near the former president's Martha’s Vineyard home

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2023 05:54 PM (jzzG

Interesting, because earlier they were saying there was no connection

Posted by: DJ at July 24, 2023 05:55 PM (uosPt)

140 They've now saying it's a "Xeet"

Musk builds rockets, Tesla, Paypal...and comes up with "Xeet"?

X's are tricky. "Sheet", it is.

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2023 05:56 PM (e2onP)

141 I wonder if Kamala impersonator thinks Kamala probably either tokes or hit the booze a bit too much before she speaks in public ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2023 05:56 PM (Keyt1)

142 I would love to stay and chat, but I have chocolate chip cookies to bake...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2023 05:56 PM (BpYfr)

143 Xeet stage right!

Posted by: Snagglepuss at July 24, 2023 05:57 PM (krQz2)

144 5 I've done a fair amount of overseas travel, maybe more than some, I've been lucky that way.
I would never ever drive in a foreign country.
Way too many horror stories.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 24, 2023 05:46 PM (MeG8a)

I've driven in Europe. Not really all that bad. German autobahns are a hoot.

But never ever would I attempt to drive in any 2nd or 3rd world countries. You're totally asking for trouble if you do.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 24, 2023 05:57 PM (BdMk6)

145 The west needs several Francos like yesterday. Instead we have weaklings who seek to be diplomatic with the left for fear of being called names.

Posted by: Floridachick at July 24, 2023 05:57 PM (m9ye0)

146 Hillary sending a warning to SCOAMF?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at July 24, 2023 05:55 PM (2YtOq)

He sleeps with the fishes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2023 05:57 PM (4I/2K)

147 Everything revolves around statistics.

Too many Black (capital B) people in prison, inherently Racist. Not enough Blacks who enjoy, say, Backpacking.

Or Birdwatching. This is prima facie evidence of Whitey’s Fault, or something. In my experience, camping is more of a class thing. Plenty of Wipepo want nothing to do with camping.

It is basically playing Homeless. Yet leftists are OBSESSED with anything that isn’t represented properly, or Stuff White People Like To Do.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 24, 2023 05:57 PM (kjODZ)

148 They've now saying it's a "Xeet"

Musk builds rockets, Tesla, Paypal...and comes up with "Xeet"?

X's are tricky. "Sheet", it is.
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2023 05:56 PM (e2onP)

In Mexico it's pronounced "heet".

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 24, 2023 05:57 PM (AiZBA)

149 Delta had a chance at a really cool ad campaign.

What family vacations like a stock photo family? Show us YOUR vacations made possible by Delta!

Then showcase real family vacation photos.

But, no. We gotta go with "Stock photos have too many wyt ppl!"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2023 05:57 PM (slgIg)

150 You can call this powder "Republican Flour" for all I care. Doesn't matter to me. I'm gonna keep snorting day & night because we have a democracy to defend.

Posted by: Bunter Hiden at July 24, 2023 05:57 PM (R1kS/)

151 138 Uh-oh...

@BNONews
·
7m
Obama's personal chef, Tafari Campbell, found dead after drowning near the former president's Martha’s Vineyard home
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2023 05:54 PM (jzzG

"found dead after drowning..." That would be the ordinary course of things when you drown.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2023 05:55 PM (guGkK)

Could've been found undead after drowning.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 24, 2023 05:58 PM (eYoxG)

152 Man, chocolate chip cookies fresh out of the oven sounds so good right now.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 24, 2023 05:58 PM (ppBhU)

153 Obama's personal chef, Tafari Campbell, found dead after drowning

Apparently the dog wasn't cooked to his liking.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 24, 2023 05:58 PM (ufFY8)

154 Hillary sending a warning to SCOAMF?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at July 24, 2023 05:55 PM (2YtOq)
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Or Hillary's tutelage of Barrack?

Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2023 05:58 PM (krQz2)

155 The freak TikToker is @cainthedad.
I feel so sorry for his children, they are going to be messed up for life.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 24, 2023 05:59 PM (NpAcC)

156 Why is troll calling Ace-"Allahfatass"? Ace can't stand AllahPundit, Makes no sense.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2023 05:59 PM (Keyt1)

157 In Mexico it's pronounced "heet".
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 24, 2023 05:57 PM (AiZBA)
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As in, I heet you with thees bat!

Posted by: That Mexican Guy at July 24, 2023 05:59 PM (krQz2)

158 Senate looks to limit government's ability to interrogate political prisoners without their lawyers present, and build a Stasi file on them by collecting their public media postings.

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So now they are admitting that anyone who doesn't vote the way they want is a political prisoner. That would also include anyone who dares to question the estimable senators.

A question, why wasn't there a need for these laws before now? Could it be that before J6 people used to have freedom of speech?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 24, 2023 05:59 PM (3JfbU)

159 "found dead after drowning..." That would be the ordinary course of things when you drown.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2023 05:55 PM (guGkK)

Could've been found undead after drowning.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 24, 2023 05:58 PM (eYoxG)

*electrocution has entered the chat*

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2023 06:00 PM (4I/2K)

160 bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 24, 2023 05:58 PM (ppBhU)

they do! Do you have some?

I taste them vicariously.

Posted by: kallisto at July 24, 2023 06:00 PM (HiHJN)

161 Pains me to say slightly, but I'm with these unpatriotic assholes on the USA.

Fuck the USA. Shithole country. Our men that fought and died for it got robbed.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2023 06:00 PM (lX8VI)

162 Apparently the dog wasn't cooked to his liking.

NO MORE WIRY TERRIERS!

Posted by: Baracky Dearest at July 24, 2023 06:00 PM (ppBhU)

163 First thing on my list when traveling to a Muslim country: Get in an argument with someone running a business in said country.

Never mind one probably has to be connected in order to run that business......

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at July 24, 2023 06:00 PM (2YtOq)

164 Obama's personal chef, Tafari Campbell, found dead after drowning

Apparently the dog wasn't cooked to his liking.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 24, 2023 05:58 PM (ufFY

German Shepard's Pie.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 24, 2023 06:00 PM (SJKxM)

165 >>>@BNONews
·
7m
Obama's personal chef, Tafari Campbell, found dead after drowning near the former president's Martha’s Vineyard home

"chef"

I'm sure he "served" obama some things he "put in his mouth"

Posted by: ace at July 24, 2023 06:01 PM (KRtlO)

166 "xeet" ?

Someone else coined the longer term "x-crement". I humbly submit the abbreviated one syllable version: "xurd".

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2023 06:01 PM (nRMeC)

167 So wait a minute. Wasn't Joe Walsh the guy who played with the Eagles?!
You all are just messing with me now....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at July 24, 2023 06:01 PM (+pxkQ)

168 Wow! Kamala's neck is wider than her face.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 24, 2023 06:01 PM (3JfbU)

169 "found dead after drowning..." That would be the ordinary course of things when you drown.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2023 05:55 PM (guGkK)

Could've been found undead after drowning.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 24, 2023 05:58 PM

Undead or alive, you're coming with me.

Posted by: Zombie Robo Cop at July 24, 2023 06:01 PM (ncXxy)

170 @BNONews
·
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Obama's personal chef, Tafari Campbell, found dead after drowning near the former president's Martha’s Vineyard home
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2023 05:54 PM (jzzG

Round up the usual suspects.

Posted by: Capt. Renault at July 24, 2023 06:01 PM (guGkK)

171 Crazy Ivan.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 24, 2023 06:02 PM (ncXxy)

172 >>>167 So wait a minute. Wasn't Joe Walsh the guy who played with the Eagles?!
You all are just messing with me now....

that's the Good Joe Walsh

this is the Grifter Joe Walsh

Posted by: ace at July 24, 2023 06:02 PM (KRtlO)

173 I'll take a wild guess that somebody bumped the chef off.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2023 06:02 PM (Keyt1)

174 *electrocution has entered the chat*
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2023 06:00 PM (4I/2K)

*Elocution has entered the chat.*

Posted by: William F. Buckley at July 24, 2023 06:02 PM (AiZBA)

175 >>> Posted by: ... at July 24, 2023 06:00 PM (lX8VI)

I'm pretty sure your reasons for feeling this way is the polar opposite to why they do.

Posted by: DJ at July 24, 2023 06:02 PM (uosPt)

176 >>>8 Wow! Kamala's neck is wider than her face.

It's a useful feature.

Posted by: "Girthy" Willie Brown at July 24, 2023 06:03 PM (KRtlO)

177 Round up the usual suspects.

There were a lot of visitors to the Obama mansion that day. No way to know who did it.

What day?

Whatever day it happened.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 24, 2023 06:03 PM (EXyHK)

178 I'll take a wild guess that somebody bumped the chef off.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2023 06:02 PM (Keyt1)
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The butler did it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 24, 2023 06:03 PM (ScR16)

179 that Twizlexia vid is funny, also very timely for me. The other day the BF hit me with a verbal snipe that was something a 13 yr. old Mean Girl would deliver.

I thought: wtf? It's so weird that he *might* have caught on that I really don't share a lot of the typical female traits.

what is going on out there? It's like an all-pervasive tween girl spirit is abroad in the land, infecting and posessing everybody

Posted by: kallisto at July 24, 2023 06:03 PM (HiHJN)

180 Is there a local youth boy's soccer team we can start claiming are female? Since we know they can easily beat all the other teams, including the US team, handily.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 24, 2023 06:03 PM (KbxVa)

181 Kamala's neck is wider even than her head. Does that mean her head is shrinking? It would explain all the weird cackling.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 24, 2023 06:03 PM (3JfbU)

182 {174} *Elocution has entered the chat.*

Posted by: William F. Buckley at July 24, 2023 06:02 PM (AiZBA)

Fat Electrician has entered the chat and tossed a QuackBang.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 24, 2023 06:03 PM (nRMeC)

183 Gosh, tweeting can save, "muh democracy?" I guess I best rush right over to twitter, create an account and wield the full power of my keyboard!

Good grief, just how stupid and self-absorbed does one have to be to believe such a thing?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at July 24, 2023 06:03 PM (2YtOq)

184 Obama's personal chef, Tafari Campbell, found dead after drowning near the former president's Martha’s Vineyard home
Posted by: weft cut-loop
.......

Shoulda waited a half hour before going swimming.

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2023 06:04 PM (v0R5T)

185 WTF? Isn't testosterone dangerous to the baby the pregnant chick with a beard is talking about?

Probably. But you think freak show bearded lady here gives 1/1024th of a fuck? No. All that matters is her successfully browbeating other people into cooperating with her delusion she's a male. Extreme narcissism in action.

Posted by: Social media delenda est at July 24, 2023 06:04 PM (Nw1nV)

186 Kamala is the Chauncey the Gardener of Gomer Pyles.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 24, 2023 06:04 PM (KSNKu)

187 "Found dead after drowning"

One cannot drown and live. Drowning means dead. The press continues to become more and more stupid.

Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2023 06:04 PM (gmo/4)

188 DiHydrogen Peroxide claims another bright life. When will we ban this dangerous and deadly substance?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 24, 2023 06:04 PM (17s+e)

189 Original article I read said he was found drown in a pond on Obama's property.

I wonder why they have started leaving that out?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 24, 2023 06:04 PM (zXl65)

190 I'll take a wild guess that somebody bumped the chef off.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2023 06:02 PM (Keyt1)
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The butler did it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 24, 2023 06:03 PM (ScR16)

The oldest trick in the book!

Posted by: Murder By Death at July 24, 2023 06:04 PM (4I/2K)

191 The Man who baked too much.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 24, 2023 06:04 PM (aD39U)

192 Oh, how we longed to go to East St. Louis for vacation. Being too poor for that, we had to stay home. We always got a new refrigerator box for the summer to camp in though. Norge and Kenmore were the favorites.

Posted by: Poor, Old, Sap at July 24, 2023 06:04 PM (gRkDb)

193 Ellipses the last time any soldiers fought and died for "our country" was the mid-1800s. I'm slowly waking up to this sad reality. Fighting for the M.I.C. and the deep state does not equate to patriotism. And that's all it's been for more than a century.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 24, 2023 06:05 PM (kjOVp)

194 MEAN TWEEN

TWEEN QUEEN

SLAY TWEEN

Posted by: kallisto at July 24, 2023 06:05 PM (HiHJN)

195 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 24, 2023 06:03 PM (ScR16)

Well, it wasn't in the library with a candlestick.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2023 06:05 PM (Keyt1)

196 "spill the tea girl" is really funny

Posted by: ace at July 24, 2023 06:05 PM (KRtlO)

197 >>>Obama's personal chef, Tafari Campbell, found dead after drowning near the former president's Martha’s Vineyard home

Was he hitching a ride with a Kennedy?

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 24, 2023 06:06 PM (xPl2J)

198 Are those Delta fliers ready to throw down? The Spirit Gang says hello.

Posted by: Regular joe. Not just mad, Samuel L Jackson mad at July 24, 2023 06:06 PM (nnp+f)

199 As for multiracial advertising, it would be revolutionary to see a white family in an ad. A blond one is just unthinkable.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 24, 2023 06:06 PM (3JfbU)

200 Honest, Barky, I didn't think it would go this far!

Posted by: Fredo Corleone at July 24, 2023 06:06 PM (guGkK)

201 Kamala's neck is wider even than her head. Does that mean her head is shrinking? It would explain all the weird cackling.

Posted by: President Select Decaf

===

A whole lot a Kamala
18-24-38-50-58
You could say she got a lot

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 24, 2023 06:06 PM (17s+e)

202 Obama's personal chef, Tafari Campbell, found dead after drowning near the former president's Martha’s Vineyard home
________________

He knew how to prepare dog dishes just the way Barky likes them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2023 06:07 PM (YqDXo)

203 No, you type like a teenage girl!

*flounces, slams door*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 24, 2023 06:07 PM (JvZF+)

204 I'm pretty sure your reasons for feeling this way is the polar opposite to why they do.

Posted by: DJ at July 24, 2023 06:02 PM (uosPt)

Without a doubt but I'm done taking it up the sphincter for something that doesn't believe in me. Reminds me of the times early on I was caught defending Bush And Cheney. Even Romney at times who to be fair I saw through but still believed he was somehow a mildly decent option.

What for...???

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2023 06:07 PM (lX8VI)

205 Well, it wasn't in the library with a candlestick.

If something's happening in Barky's library with a candlestick, it isn't murder.

Posted by: Baracky Dearest at July 24, 2023 06:07 PM (ppBhU)

206 Could've been found undead after drowning.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 24, 2023 05:58 PM

Brains...with bearnaise and haricot verts...

Posted by: Zombie Tafari Campbell at July 24, 2023 06:07 PM (Nw1nV)

207 Kamala's neck is wider even than her head. Does that mean her head is shrinking? It would explain all the weird cackling.

Posted by: President Select Decaf
____________

Imploding.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2023 06:07 PM (YqDXo)

208 off sock

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 24, 2023 06:07 PM (AiZBA)

209 Get off me, JEF.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 24, 2023 06:07 PM (ppBhU)

210 The Toast Man Always Rings Twice

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2023 06:07 PM (guGkK)

211 Can't see how changing the name to "x" is a smart marketing move. But don't infer that I actually care one way or the other.

Posted by: Rodney D. at July 24, 2023 06:08 PM (i9ffA)

212 Was Al Neri seen on Martha's Vineyard?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2023 06:08 PM (4I/2K)

213 Gosh, tweeting can save, "muh democracy?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

Well, it might have helped a little bit, before a month ago when Elon made sure nobody could read your tweets.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 24, 2023 06:08 PM (kjOVp)

214 Obama's personal chef, Tafari Campbell, found dead after drowning near the former president's Martha’s Vineyard home
_____________

Did he have proof of the Clintons' crimes?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2023 06:08 PM (YqDXo)

215 GAH why did he have to mention fresh baked chocolate chip cookies?

All I have for dessert is dried apricots and plain yogurt

Posted by: kallisto at July 24, 2023 06:09 PM (HiHJN)

216 the help is allowed to paddleboard on Martha's Vineyard? What about our standards?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2023 06:09 PM (xhaym)

217 Fans Growing Weary of U.S. Women's Soccer Team's Anti-American Antics

The U.S. Women's Soccer Team needs to find a country.
Someone needs to ask them which country they would feel comfortable singing its national anthem for.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 24, 2023 06:10 PM (NpAcC)

218 Woo-hoo! My post from earlier today made Ace's roundup!
Boo-hoo! My post from earlier today is an accurate copy of "scholarly" articles some Americans actually take seriously.

Wen national divorce? These people can't be reasoned with.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 24, 2023 06:10 PM (NCgXW)

219 All I have for dessert is dried apricots and plain yogurt
Posted by: kallisto at July 24, 2023 06:09 PM (HiHJN)

Luxury!

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 24, 2023 06:10 PM (AiZBA)

220 Tafari Campbell. One too many dog souffles.

Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2023 06:11 PM (gmo/4)

221 Gosh, tweeting can save, "muh democracy?"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
===

Michaele Obama's tweet brought back all those kidnapped African girls... right? RIGHT?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 24, 2023 06:11 PM (17s+e)

222 Brains...with bearnaise and haricot verts...

*haricots verts

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at July 24, 2023 06:11 PM (goJt/)

223 the help is allowed to paddleboard on Martha's Vineyard? What about our standards?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2023 06:09 PM (xhaym

Actually, he was checking the lobster traps for supper.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2023 06:11 PM (guGkK)

224 Actually, Delta, you're right. It's been a long time since I've seen a happy hetero couple of the same race who have (apparently) cis children in photography, or in movies, or in advertising, or on a TV show, for a very long time. So, kudos to you!

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 24, 2023 06:11 PM (wzAuc)

225 The Obamas - Fightin' For The Oppressed

Alongside their personal chef

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2023 06:11 PM (lX8VI)

226 I hope my house guest likes breakfast for dinner because that's what I'm cooking 2nite

eff it

Posted by: kallisto at July 24, 2023 06:11 PM (HiHJN)

227 'll take a wild guess that somebody bumped the chef off.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2023 06:02 PM (Keyt1)
______________

Lovers' quarrel with Barky got out of hand?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2023 06:12 PM (YqDXo)

228 Undead or alive, you're coming with me.
Posted by: Zombie Robo Cop at July 24, 2023 06:01 PM

I think Terry Pratchett actually used that line in one of his books.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2023 06:12 PM (Wnv9h)

229 Gotta say, the Kamala impersonator is pretty good!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 24, 2023 06:12 PM (XMwZJ)

230 The funniest part about Joe Walsh is that he pretends he's "defending democracy" by playing with his phone all day and all night.

Posted by: Rodney D. at July 24, 2023 06:12 PM (i9ffA)

231 Tafari Campbell. One too many dog souffles.

Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2023 06:11 PM (gmo/4)

Was a master at cooking with various soups.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2023 06:12 PM (4I/2K)

232 181 Kamala's neck is wider even than her head. Does that mean her head is shrinking? It would explain all the weird cackling.

perhaps she's a cardassian

Posted by: anachronda at July 24, 2023 06:12 PM (07CfO)

233 Time to schedule a Hearing. Our personal chefs would never be caught dead like this.

Posted by: The GOP - Also Fightin' For You!! at July 24, 2023 06:12 PM (lX8VI)

234 Looks like it's going to be ramen noodles for the Obamas every night until they can get a new chef.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2023 06:13 PM (guGkK)

235 Bet Obama's chef saw big Mike's penis and was about to spill the beans. The police say he drowned and are pretty sure the three bullet holes in the back of his head were caused by fish target practicing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2023 06:13 PM (S75Fo)

236 214 Obama's personal chef, Tafari Campbell, found dead after drowning near the former president's Martha’s Vineyard home
_____________
Did he have proof of the Clintons' crimes?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2023 06:08 PM

He made a joke involving Michelle after Barack said he wanted some Italian sausage for dinner.

Posted by: National Inquirer at July 24, 2023 06:13 PM (NCgXW)

237 Kamala's neck is wider even than her head. Does that mean her head is shrinking? It would explain all the weird cackling.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 24, 2023 06:03 PM (3JfbU)

She's actually a Cardassian

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2023 06:13 PM (xhaym)

238 101 They're only going to hire women and gays to fly planes from now on. They are going to make the word "cockpit" mean something.
Posted by: Axeman at July 24, 2023 05:47 PM (krQz2)

Try to keep up. That's not a cockpit. It's a front hole.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 24, 2023 06:13 PM (okGHj)

239 Fans Growing Weary of U.S. Women's Soccer Team's Anti-American Antics

What fans? Who watches 11 dyke kickball? No really.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 24, 2023 06:13 PM (17s+e)

240
WTF? Isn't testosterone dangerous to the baby the pregnant chick with a beard is talking about?

Posted by: CaliGirl

==========

Check the two-down thread.

Trans-activist authors argue that “gendered” pregnancy care is too focused on helping women have healthy babies, and that it might be okay for transmen to continue taking testosterone during pregnancy despite the known health risks to the fetus and effects on its normal development. The desire for “normal fetal outcomes,” according to the authors, is rooted in a problematic desire “to protect their offspring from becoming anything other than ‘normal’” and “reflect historical and ongoing social practices for creating ‘ideal’ and normative bodies.”

https://tinyurl.com/2p3z43yh

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2023 06:14 PM (lCaJd)

241 Does Gordon Ramsey have an alibi?

Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2023 06:14 PM (gmo/4)

242 So let me get this gender stuff straight, females who want to be men take testosterone to grow a beard and a moustache. Being a woman I assiduously pluck any stray chin hairs but a man who wants to be a woman dresses up garishly but keeps his beard and moustache. What am I missing here? Could they be dissing us women?

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 24, 2023 06:14 PM (3JfbU)

243 212 Was Al Neri seen on Martha's Vineyard?

Who do you think came back alone with the paddleboard?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2023 06:14 PM (guGkK)

244 >>Obama's personal chef, Tafari Campbell, found dead after drowning near the former president's Martha’s Vineyard home

Now he'll never be featured in a Delta beach vacation ad.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2023 06:14 PM (ZLI7S)

245 Horde mind, yo.

Posted by: Zombie Allen Ludden, Kamala's Ghostwriter at July 24, 2023 06:15 PM (PiwSw)

246 "Personal Chef"

What... don't you have one too?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2023 06:15 PM (Q4IgG)

247 246 "Personal Chef"

What... don't you have one too?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2023 06:15 PM (Q4IgG)

And this at just one of his three known residences...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2023 06:16 PM (bs+z0)

248 "Personal Chef"

What... don't you have one too?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2023 06:15 PM (Q4IgG)

Is this the guy Barry used to fly in at our expense to make his pizza?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 24, 2023 06:16 PM (aD39U)

249 Watching the vid of Kameltoe, I imagine she used lots of alcohol in half of those clips to be unburdened by what she was doing.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 24, 2023 06:16 PM (ju2Fy)

250 Obama’s manservant died in a pond. Fort Marcy Park at the ‘Vineyard

Posted by: 13times at July 24, 2023 06:17 PM (1gEYU)

251 "Personal Chef"

What... don't you have one too?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2023 06:15 PM (Q4IgG)

Yes, the person who refills the roller dogs at the Circle K.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2023 06:17 PM (4I/2K)

252 242 So let me get this gender stuff straight, females who want to be men take testosterone to grow a beard and a moustache. Being a woman I assiduously pluck any stray chin hairs but a man who wants to be a woman dresses up garishly but keeps his beard and moustache. What am I missing here? Could they be dissing us women?
Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 24, 2023 06:14 PM (3JfbU)

Now really, get with the program. If you don't behave like a stereotypical '50s housewife, you aren't really female. Same with transwomen. They have to act like bubble-headed idiots and dress like 1950's starlets or, um, they aren't, well, actually they still aren't women, but you know what they mean.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 24, 2023 06:17 PM (okGHj)

253 Obama's personal chef, Tafari Campbell, found dead after drowning near the former president's Martha’s Vineyard home

Sound like a plot for a Stephen King novel .

Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2023 06:17 PM (gmo/4)

254
Huh. Michelle has said publicly that she doesn't like cooking, so that chef worked full time. Poor guy. Very weird. I get how you could drown in a rip current, but a pond? Maybe drunk or fell off the board and hit his head on something.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2023 06:17 PM (lCaJd)

255 Obama’s manservant died in a pond. Fort Marcy Park at the ‘Vineyard
Posted by: 13times at July 24, 2023 06:17 PM (1gEYU)

Forget it, 13times. It's Chinatown.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 24, 2023 06:18 PM (AiZBA)

256 @244 That’s a totally normal thing that happens all the time to everyone.

Posted by: Allen at July 24, 2023 06:18 PM (PKSkW)

257 246 "Personal Chef"

What... don't you have one too?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2023 06:15 PM (Q4IgG)

I'm pretty much the only Chef around here, so...

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 24, 2023 06:18 PM (okGHj)

258 Is Delta saying they would like to see more black fathers involved with the family?
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2023 05:42 PM (MNhXM)

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Unintended consequences of their "so smaht" ads.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 24, 2023 06:18 PM (3JfbU)

259 Joe Walsh
@WalshFreedom
You can call this platform "The Shithouse" for all I care. Doesn't matter to me. I'm gonna keep tweeting day & night because we have a democracy to defend.

Where do we find such men as these?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2023 05:33 PM (guGkK)

I cannot afford to lose this man. This man cries. And moisturizes.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2023 06:19 PM (z/ifB)

260 Watching the vid of Kameltoe, I imagine she used lots of alcohol in half of those clips to be unburdened by what she was doing.
Posted by: olddog

Quick somebody check with Willie Brown to see if the above is correct.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 24, 2023 06:19 PM (zXl65)

261 166 Someone else coined the longer term "x-crement". I humbly submit the abbreviated one syllable version: "xurd".

perhaps, but x-crement looks like a perfectly cromulent http header.

Posted by: anachronda at July 24, 2023 06:19 PM (07CfO)

262 260 Watching the vid of Kameltoe, I imagine she used lots of alcohol in half of those clips to be unburdened by what she was doing.
Posted by: olddog

Quick somebody check with Willie Brown to see if the above is correct.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 24, 2023 06:19 PM (zXl65)

That vacancy between her ears is courtesy of Mary-juana.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 24, 2023 06:20 PM (okGHj)

263 Looking at the photo of the dead Chef He looks like he does more than "cook" for Barry

Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2023 06:20 PM (bs+z0)

264 Where do we find such men as these?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2023 05:33 PM (guGkK)

I cannot afford to lose this man. This man cries. And moisturizes.

Posted by: TexasDan

And he waxes.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 24, 2023 06:20 PM (17s+e)

265 “Pond” is probably Martha speak for “tidal lagoon.”

Posted by: 13times at July 24, 2023 06:20 PM (1gEYU)

266 X Is Poison
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 24, 2023 05:38 PM (e4u4
---

Well, every rose has it's thorn.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 24, 2023 06:20 PM (f1kZG)

267 I am sure the Ho thinks that is the most profound statement she ever heard

Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2023 06:20 PM (xhxe8)

268 You look in little Kammie's eyes and you can see all the way down to the brain stem.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 24, 2023 06:20 PM (okGHj)

269 Kamala's neck is wider even than her head. Does that mean her head is shrinking? It would explain all the weird cackling.
Posted by: President Select Decaf

It is NOT zika.
- Panicked Kumdumpster in denial that the moneymaker is becoming a singularity.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 24, 2023 06:21 PM (9DlB8)

270 "Personal Chef"

What... don't you have one too?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2023 06:15 PM (Q4IgG)
.......

Yep. Lupe. She works at Taco Bell.

Posted by: wth at July 24, 2023 06:21 PM (v0R5T)

271 “Pond” is probably Martha speak for “tidal lagoon.”
Posted by: 13times at July 24, 2023 06:20 PM (1gEYU)

We had one of those.

Posted by: Gilligan at July 24, 2023 06:21 PM (4I/2K)

272 Watched that Tik Tok. I'm sorry to say this, and I should feel sorrier for them than I actually do, but these people are so, so messed up. They are utter freaks. They all seem like ticking time bombs.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 24, 2023 06:21 PM (mupln)

273 >>“Pond” is probably Martha speak for “tidal lagoon.”

Someone has seen Jaws.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 24, 2023 06:21 PM (ZLI7S)

274 I have to be honest and say X is a stupid name and emblem by itself.

Just IMHO
Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2023 05:40 PM (MNhXM)

Well you can just shut the hell up.

Posted by: Microsoft at July 24, 2023 06:22 PM (z/ifB)

275 Try to keep up. That's not a cockpit. It's a front hole.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at July 24, 2023 06:13 PM (okGHj)

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Oh ay hope nahhht!

Posted by: My Name Jose Jimenez at July 24, 2023 06:22 PM (wzAuc)

276 Without a doubt but I'm done taking it up the sphincter for something that doesn't believe in me. Reminds me of the times early on I was caught defending Bush And Cheney. Even Romney at times who to be fair I saw through but still believed he was somehow a mildly decent option.

What for...???
Posted by: ...
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The Good Book in Psalms has a phrase, put not your trust in princes. Read enough of that book and you notice a repetition where a large percentage are evil, another large percentage are feckless, and only a small percentage of leaders that could be called 'good'.

Essentially, the Constitution is not how our government operates and this has accelerated between the Civil War and today. Each war and economic crisis caused by poor leadership has led to another part of it being trampled upon for the 'good of the people'.

Posted by: whig at July 24, 2023 06:23 PM (9hLLz)

277 I'm a man, and I moisturize my todger daily.

Posted by: Prince Harry at July 24, 2023 06:23 PM (PiwSw)

278 It's not just a pond, it's a "Greater Pond".

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 24, 2023 06:23 PM (MeG8a)

279 She's actually a Cardassian
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2023 06:13 PM (xhaym)

Fuck you.

Posted by: Every Cardassian in the Delta Quadrant at July 24, 2023 06:23 PM (ufFY8)

280 “Pond” is probably Martha speak for “tidal lagoon.”
Posted by: 13times at July 24, 2023 06:20 PM (1gEYU)

We had one of those.
Posted by: Gilligan at July 24, 2023 06:21 PM (4I/2K)

Yeah but back then it was Whites Only. At least until the Harlem Globetrotters showed up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2023 06:24 PM (guGkK)

281 X looks like a swastika! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2023 06:24 PM (gmo/4)

282 I have often wondered about death by Pond.

Amy Pond.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2023 06:24 PM (lX8VI)

283 DiHydrogen Peroxide claims another bright life. When will we ban this dangerous and deadly substance?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable

Could have been worse - could have been hydrogen- hydroxide. That shifted is the universal solvent.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 24, 2023 06:24 PM (9DlB8)

284 Oh ay hope nahhht!
Posted by: My Name Jose Jimenez at July 24, 2023 06:22 PM (wzAuc)

Unbelievable! I was going to post that exact phrase and sock for another comment.

Hive mind is real. -- X-Files.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 24, 2023 06:24 PM (AiZBA)

285 Chef Tafari Had some excellent hound recipes, but his real forte' was condensed soups.

Posted by: Mmm Mmm Good at July 24, 2023 06:26 PM (gRkDb)

286 It is NOT zika.
- Panicked Kumdumpster in denial that the moneymaker is becoming a singularity.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 24, 2023 06:21 PM (9DlB

Zika is actually a form of Dengue fever, and there are some arguments that it never was truly diagnosed in Brazil, and that in Africa where it is found, it was never linked to microcephaly

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2023 06:26 PM (xhaym)

287 found dead after drowning...

Have some pride in your work, people! Found dead after a successful drowning...

Posted by: Hillary! at July 24, 2023 06:26 PM (amJF4)

288 Huh. I'm sitting in my car is a parking lot when a woman lifted her shirt and flashed someone in another car

That was unexpected.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 24, 2023 06:27 PM (+A1in)

289 Yep. Lupe. She works at Taco Bell.
Posted by: wth at July 24, 2023 06:21 PM (v0R5T)

My name is Lupa. I work at the Taco Bell.

Posted by: Discarded lyrics from that dumb song at July 24, 2023 06:27 PM (ufFY8)

290 I always laugh when some twatter or youtube "influencer" is described as a star.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 24, 2023 06:27 PM (mupln)

291 FUN HISTORICAL SLAVERY FACT: To this very day the sharks still follow the path of Chef Tafari's paddleboard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2023 06:27 PM (guGkK)

292 REPORTER: "Curious if the White House and the President still stand behind his comment that he's never been involved and has never even spoken to his son about his business?"

KJP: "The President was never in business with his son."
______

REPORTER: "What can you tell us about the reasoning behind the reduction in the chocolate ration?"

KJP: "You are incorrect, as the president has always been very clear on, the chocolate ration was increased from 30 to 25 grams."

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 24, 2023 06:27 PM (fs1hN)

293 Kamala's neck is wider even than her head. Does that mean her head is shrinking? It would explain all the weird cackling.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 24, 2023 06:03 PM (3JfbU)

She's actually a Cardassian
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2023 06:13 PM (xhaym)

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She is nowhere near them, Kardashians makes sense and dollars.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 24, 2023 06:28 PM (3JfbU)

294 Huh. I'm sitting in my car is a parking lot when a woman lifted her shirt and flashed someone in another car

That was unexpected.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 24, 2023 06:27 PM (+A1in)

Boxer?

Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2023 06:28 PM (gmo/4)

295 DiHydrogen Peroxide? I think you mean dihydrogen monoxide.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 24, 2023 06:29 PM (XMwZJ)

296 I wonder how many slaveholders had "personal chefs".

Must be nice. Must. Be. Nice.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2023 06:29 PM (lX8VI)

297 KJP: "The President was never in business with his son."

...

In the sense that businesses by definition offer a service, this is true.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 24, 2023 06:29 PM (z/ifB)

298 Boxer?
Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2023 06:28 PM (gmo/4)

Boxer? He hardly knew her.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 24, 2023 06:29 PM (guGkK)

299 As opposed to not being found after drowning? In which case it could only be an assumed drowning.

Posted by: db at July 24, 2023 06:29 PM (wu87C)

300 Nood; but, it looks like Lamont posted it...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 24, 2023 06:30 PM (zXl65)

301 Fuck you.

Posted by: Every Cardassian in the Delta Quadrant at July 24, 2023 06:23 PM (ufFY

piss off spoonhead.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2023 06:30 PM (xhaym)

302 KJP: "The President was never in business with his son."
---------

You can always see the truth in their carefully parsed lies.

Posted by: ... at July 24, 2023 06:30 PM (lX8VI)

303 I have to be honest and say X is a stupid name and emblem by itself.

x.com was his original company from 1999. Eventually became paypal and bought by eBay for $1.5 billion. Maybe he's fond of it.

Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2023 06:31 PM (CaJIi)

304 Huh. Michelle has said publicly that she doesn't like cooking,

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Neither do I but if I want to eat I better roll up my sleeves and get to it. Ah I see, the royalty don't need to do that, we pay taxes so they can have chefs.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 24, 2023 06:31 PM (3JfbU)

305 My name is Lupa. I work at the Taco Bell.
Posted by: Discarded lyrics from that dumb song at July 24, 2023 06:27 PM

No, no....

Posted by: Consuela at July 24, 2023 06:31 PM (Wnv9h)

306 Flash Email Traffic

16″ 5.56/.223 FDE AR-15 Rifle Build Kit

$263.99 with code JULY23

https://bityl.co/K3Kn

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 24, 2023 06:31 PM (aD39U)

307 Yep. Lupe. She works at Taco Bell.
Posted by: wth at July 24, 2023 06:21 PM (v0R5T)

My name is Lupa. I work at the Taco Bell.
Posted by: Discarded lyrics from that dumb song at July 24, 2023 06:27 PM (ufFY

Her name was Lupe. She was a tortilla girl.

At the Taco, Taco Cabana
The hottest spot north of Havana
At the Taco, Taco Cabana
Food and passion were always the fashion
At the Taco ... they fell in love

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 24, 2023 06:34 PM (4I/2K)

308 Jane Fonda would have sung the National Anthem.

Vietnam’s national anthem.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2023 06:35 PM (MNhXM)

309
https://tinyurl.com/2p3z43yh
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 24, 2023 06:14 PM (lCaJd)

Thanks, I've been outside all day and in and out of the house. I'm way behind on the threads. Thanks.
I'm stunned quite frankly, I wonder what these people would say if a pregnant woman were to take up smoking? will someone stop the world, I want ot get off.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 24, 2023 06:35 PM (lAjBs)

310 Shocking the entire world, Carlee Russell now says she wasn't abducted and she's a big fat liar.

https://tinyurl.com/bddnk2at

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 24, 2023 06:37 PM (sWM8x)

311 Posted by: Every Cardassian in the Delta Quadrant at July 24, 2023 06:23 PM (ufFY

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And I will motivate you, Pyle, even if it short-dicks every one of them.

Posted by: Gunny Hartman at July 24, 2023 06:39 PM (wzAuc)

312 have to be honest and say X is a stupid name and emblem by itself.

x.com was his original company from 1999. Eventually became paypal and bought by eBay for $1.5 billion. Maybe he's fond of it.
Posted by: t-bird at July 24, 2023 06:31 PM (CaJIi)

Lot of people are fond of their grandfather Elmer but ain’t going to name their kid Elmer. And there is a reason they changed the name to PayPal.

I could understand if it’s some good luck superstition he has but it doesn’t make it not stupid on a marketing stand point.

Posted by: polynikes at July 24, 2023 06:40 PM (MNhXM)

313 294 Huh. I'm sitting in my car is a parking lot when a woman lifted her shirt and flashed someone in another car

That was unexpected.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 24, 2023 06:27 PM (+A1in)

Boxer?
Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2023 06:28 PM

Watch a very beautiful woman get out of a sports car wearing a fur coat in front of the Sussex County jail in Boston. She stood by the car then flashed the jail and then drove away.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 24, 2023 06:41 PM (JqMqI)

314 Taco flavored kisses!

https://tinyurl.com/2k6murrc

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2023 06:43 PM (NH1wh)

315 My best guess is Tafari Campbell made tacos on Saturday night and he was between the taco bar and Michaele Obama. A known danger zone.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 24, 2023 06:43 PM (17s+e)

316 Delta's ESG coordinator deems the current image stock insufficient for a higher corporate score, therefore, it is time to increase the number of the Alphabet Letters quotas on hand. I think the number of cockroaches flying on Delta are like, completely underrepresented.

Posted by: mrp at July 24, 2023 06:46 PM (rj6Yv)

317 Delta: We used to be racist in our photo choices, and now we are racist in a different way.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at July 24, 2023 06:47 PM (MTm8X)

318 Boxer?

I barely know her!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 24, 2023 06:55 PM (aD39U)

319 Musician Joe Walsh Endorses Tammy Duckworth Against Rep. Joe Walsh
By David A. Graham
June 12, 2012

The Atlantic
(aka a commie/progressive shithole that I wish God would nuke)

Posted by: Liontooth at July 24, 2023 07:00 PM (vkXCC)

320 Chef's surprise

just slippin this in here
Dihydrogen Monoxide
Safe enough for children and pets. Washes your clothes. Wets your whistle. Have some today.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for music (sort-of) video (2.30) at July 24, 2023 07:55 PM (bqxS+)

321 Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom

You can call this platform "The Shithouse" for all I care. Doesn't matter to me. I'm gonna keep tweeting day & night because we have a democracy to defend.

Bless his heart!!

Posted by: Sergeant Major at July 24, 2023 08:22 PM (hM+Ep)

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