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Bloomberg: Disney Is No Longer Building an Empire, But Selling Its Asset In a "Yard Sale;" Bob Iger in Damage Control Mode as Employees Freak Out About Fire Sale

Yes... yes... Die, Maus, Die.


Bob Iger Shifts From Building an Empire to a Disney Yard Sale

Netflix just had its best month in years and Disney is looking to sell its TV assets. What does that mean for the future of Hollywood?

Bob Iger built Disney into the world's most powerful entertainment company by acquiring Pixar, Marvel and Lucasfilm. Now he's looking to downsize.

Iger put roughly a third of the company up for sale this week, declaring Disney's linear TV assets noncore. That includes TV networks ABC, FX and Freeform. He also said Disney is looking for a strategic partner for ESPN -- though he's not willing to sell the whole thing -- and the company is already looking to sell or restructure its TV and streaming business in India.

It's a stunning if inevitable turn of events for an executive who spent so much of his career working in TV, and for a company that relied on cable networks for the majority of its profit. Before the pandemic, Disney's media networks generated 35%, or $24.8 billion, of company revenue and more than 50%, or $7.5 billion, of its operating income.

Yet the accelerating decline of cable TV has limited Iger's options. He thought he'd solved this problem with Disney+ and Hulu, his two mass-market streaming services. But his streaming business is expected to register a loss of about $800 million in the company's just-ended third quarter.

...

Rumors have long swirled that Iger will end up selling all of Disney to Apple. It's still hard to imagine Iger selling Disney to anyone. He was always a builder -- not a seller. But Bob the builder is doing a lot more cutting this time around.

The Wall Street Journal reports that Bob Iger reports that he's "stressed" at the task of saving Disney from his own catastrophic choices.

But actually he blames everything on Bob Chapek, who barely did anything in the two years he was nominally CEO, with the former CEO Iger sitting on the board overseeing his decisions. (And demanding that Chapek reverse his first instinct of staying out of the Gay Culture War fight with Ron DeSantis.)


Iger has described himself to associates at recent private gatherings as stressed from cleaning up a mess that is more extensive than he realized. At the office, he joked in one meeting that it was the wrong time to come back, according to people familiar with the matter.

Since returning, Iger, 72 years old, has strained to put out fire after fire, from accumulating losses in the streaming segment to a steep decline in Disney's traditional television business. He has clashed with the company's CFO and an activist shareholder.

The company is in the midst of painful layoffs and budget cuts. Crowds at Disney's Florida theme parks thinned during summer holidays. Its Pixar animation studio continued a yearslong box office slump.

A YouTuber said that the official wait times reported by Disney's own app over the Fourth of July weekend were only five minutes for many of the parks' rides -- and "five minutes" includes the time to just walk to the ride and get seated on it. In other words, many rides had no wait times whatsoever.

And that's unheard-of in Disney parks.

Iger's doing alright for himself, though:

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Since returning to the CEO's office in Burbank, Iger has shown visitors a model of one of his yachts and enthused about the new superyacht he is building. The boat is expected to be 30 feet longer than Iger's first superyacht, the 180-foot Aquarius, and built by the same Dutch custom shipbuilder Royal Huisman. Superyachts of that size and level of luxury can cost tens of millions of dollars, according to yachting experts and published sales listings.

You know who's really stressed about Bob Iger selling off parts of Disney so he can conceal the destruction of value in the units he purchased -- Marvel, LucasFilm, and Pixar?

The employees who will be terminated in a sale.

Disney's Bob Iger was forced to do "damage control" after spilling plans to possibly sell all or part of money-bleeding channels ABC and ESPN, The Post has learned.

Iger, who last week got a two-year extension to run the company after retaking the reins last year, huddled with senior leaders of Disney's TV properties on Tuesday, according to a source with knowledge.

"Iger met with senior leaders of the television group and reaffirmed his commitment to the value of the business and also ABC News," the source said, adding that he was doing some "damage control" and "reverting back to the previous talking points."

The meeting came days after the Disney boss made some uncharacteristically candid remarks to CNBC's David Faber, in which he said Disney's traditional TV business "may not be core" to the entertainment giant.

Among his comments was that Iger would be open to finding a strategic partner for ESPN.

Here's a strategic partner for ESPN: My dick.


Rumors have also swirled that he may spin off ABC.

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The source said Iger's "undisiplined, off-message" remarks last Thursday sent "shock waves" through Disney, which along with ABC and ESPN also owns FX and National Geographic.

The head honcho told CNBC last Thursday that he did not anticipate the degree to which legacy television networks would be struggling, and that he would be open to selling or spinning off Disney's cable networks.

Because it's the leftwing, Marxist-and-yet-incredibly-self-centered-and-greedy "news" media that will make the most noise, Iger reassured ABC "News" that they're super-important.

"I'm ridiculously passionate about news," Iger said, according to the person familiar with his comments.

"It's important to this company," he added, citing the importance of ABC News to Disney. "We need to figure out how it makes the transition into streaming. And I happen to believe we will endure. It's too good, it's too important, and it's really fun."

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"It's great to say he loves the jewel. It's great to say that the jewel is important. It's great to say that the jewel is fun," the insider said. "But he has revealed the truth: He wants to get the highest price he can for the jewel because he can't afford it anymore."

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"Everybody has known for some time that the linear TV networks [I think this means non-streaming TV networks] were declining," the source said. "I think he gave voice to something. He has to transform the business and get rid of parts that are not performing or that are dragging them down."

I'm loving hearing that all broadcast networks are "struggling" and "declining."


Update! WDW_Pro notes that an analyst estimates that LucasFilm has lost 75% of its purchase value under Kathleen Kennedy and Bob Iger.


Oh wait -- he's just quoting me for that 75% figure.

That was just an guesstimate. But I imagine that's close to accurate.

And this is a bit of circular reporting, to be honest. I got the idea that Iger could not sell the units he drove into the ground because it would demonstrate that they had declined so much in value, and this in turn would reduce Disney's value as a whole, from WDW_Pro. The 25-50% valuation is just a guess. What could LucasFilm be worth now? Its assets are 1, its IPs, and 2, its employees and the contracts with them. But its IPs are now very damaged, falling from A-tier to B-tier at best for Star Wars. The Mandalorian fell apart season 3, Boba Fett was a joke, Obi-Wan was a joke. Andor was apparently okay but I hear it was also pretty boring and besides, almost no one watched it.

And what is Indiana Jones worth now? It's no longer an A-tier franchise. The time to recast and set a movie in the 30s again was when people still liked the franchise. Disney can try that at some point in the future, but who will still care?

I was the world's biggest Indiana Jones fanboy. I still love the trilogy. But I can't get excited for a new, schlocky Disney exploitation of the franchise. I don't know that I'd bother to see it when it becomes free for me on Amazon.

What would someone pay for these IPs, which costs a huge amount of money to make content for, but which don't 't deliver proportional returns? Disney hasn't made a Star Wars movie since 2019.

You don't let an IP lay fallow for years if it's still a money-maker. If Disney doesn't have confidence in the Star Wars IP generating income in movies, that's a sign that it's an IP in crisis. They know the value of their own IP, and they're signalling that value is not high.

Kathleen Kennedy keeps talking up the Hypothethical Star Wars films "in development," but development is a relatively cheap thing. Pay some scribblers to write scripts, maybe pay a few artists to come up with some designs. The real costs come when you go into production -- and Disney, wisely, is avoiding putting an actual movie into production.

But they'll pay people $100,000 to write a script. That's folding money for Hollywood.

How much of Star Wars licensing value is left? And how much money is there in licensing out the IP for comic books and cheap genre novels? No one has ever thought those as huge revenue-streams.

As for the value of its employees -- they're trash. They're an impediment to value. You'd have to fire them all before you could even contemplate a turnaround, but you can't fire them because they're Wokies who would start leaking to the press about how LucasFilm is now Racist and Hates Women and is Literally Erasing Trans People.

So they damage your brand if you keep them, and they damage your brand if you fire them.


So loads of ABC and ESPN and FX employees will be laid off in a sale to keep Disney solvent.

But meanwhile, Kathleen Kennedy and the "Diversity, Dinosaurs, and Diversity" LucasFilm "story group" all still have their jobs, guaranteed for life.

Posted by: Ace at 02:17 PM




Comments

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1 Burn mouse Burn

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 20, 2023 02:17 PM (N1DT3)

2 Steamboat Willie is a fag.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 20, 2023 02:18 PM (u73oe)

3 I should have such glee at a once-great company that truly pushed American values is dying...

But since THAT company died years ago, I can rejoice at it's zombie-shell finally getting destroyed.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 20, 2023 02:18 PM (N1DT3)

4 Well, how about you just resign you unmitigated failure ass clown?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 02:18 PM (zZu0s)

5 Where's the money, Bob?

Posted by: Hulu at July 20, 2023 02:18 PM (aD39U)

6 Couldn't happen to a better company/group of people.

Posted by: MJR at July 20, 2023 02:19 PM (5ewfc)

7 As always, we get a description of the various catastrophes afflicting Disney, but no real explanation of why they're happening. The word "woke" simply doesn't enter into it.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 20, 2023 02:19 PM (eOEVl)

8 Bet Iger is sorry he missed out on the Barbie Movie

Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2023 02:19 PM (bs+z0)

9 I got nothin

Posted by: bed head at July 20, 2023 02:19 PM (Y1sOo)

10 In before Paul mindlessly quotes Disney's gross profit as though it means anything for a company that's constantly going through executive shakeups and meeting failure at every turn for years in a row.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

11 3 I should have such glee at a once-great company that truly pushed American values is dying...

But since THAT company died years ago, I can rejoice at it's zombie-shell finally getting destroyed.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 20, 2023 02:18 PM (N1DT3)

Black Hole, Black Cauldron and the Sword in the Stone era might have had problems, but they were all decent enough movies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 02:19 PM (zZu0s)

12
Hi ho
Hi ho
We're watching Disney go

Posted by: fd at July 20, 2023 02:20 PM (iayUP)

13 Fire sale?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2023 02:20 PM (Q4IgG)

14 That was a mess of tenses. I am tired.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 02:20 PM (zZu0s)

15 Black Hole, Black Cauldron and the Sword in the Stone era might have had problems, but they were all decent enough movies.

And nobody said "You know what would make this movie better? Lots of gay kissing, that's what."

Posted by: Archimedes at July 20, 2023 02:20 PM (eOEVl)

16 The Wall Street Journal reports that Bob Iger reports that he's "stressed" at the task of saving Disney from his own catastrophic choices.

But actually he blames everything on Bob Chapek, who barely did anything in the two years he was nominally CEO, with the former CEO Iger sitting on the board overseeing his decisions. (And demanding that Chapek reverse his first instinct of staying out of the Gay Culture War fight with Ron DeSantis.)

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I need to remind everyone that Disney+ was Iger's idea and was supposed to lead Disney into the future of streaming and all home video domination.

Disney+ has turned into a money pit with no serious ROI to speak of leading to massive cuts this year that Iger himself had to sign off on.

The movie failures are bad, but they are a sideshow to the financial dumpster fire that is Disney+.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

17 Which cartoon will be the first to transition? Mickey? Minnie? Pluto? Donald Duck?

Posted by: Montec at July 20, 2023 02:21 PM (BhqnE)

18 Not to worry Barbie will save Disney.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2023 02:21 PM (bA3Ln)

19 13 Fire sale?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 20, 2023 02:20 PM (Q4IgG)

'Because everything must go.'
-that kid from a bad Die Hard movie that does not exist

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 02:21 PM (zZu0s)

20 I truly wish Disney would bite the dust so I don't have to hear about them any longer.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 20, 2023 02:21 PM (Xrfse)

21 They want to kill Disney… it was an American Institution. They are succeeding in their long game…

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2023 02:21 PM (PCK5/)

22 "Here's a strategic partner for ESPN: My dick."

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Laughed out loud at that one.

Posted by: 496 at July 20, 2023 02:21 PM (eSg7d)

23 Although it also had Timothy Oliphant. Pre-Justified.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 02:21 PM (zZu0s)

24 The Disney minus thing is hilarious.

I love old Disney. I have small children. I should be THE target audience for Disney minus.

But, since I know these people hate me and want to pervert my children, I'll NEVER use that filthy streaming service.

Good job, Eye-ger! Brilliant moves!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 20, 2023 02:21 PM (N1DT3)

25 Pulls up Pollyanna on the tube.

Let's play The Glad Game!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2023 02:21 PM (e4fEA)

26 Like I was saying for years. All that 0% easy money made it very easy to make shitty decisions and still keep going. Now that boat has sailed the chickens are coming home to roost.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 20, 2023 02:21 PM (cMXNt)

27 Which cartoon will be the first to transition? Mickey? Minnie? Pluto? Donald Duck?

Gotta go with Goofy. His mannerisms were always a little sus (as the kids say).

Posted by: Archimedes at July 20, 2023 02:21 PM (eOEVl)

28 is ace doomcock?

Posted by: mps at July 20, 2023 02:22 PM (3PM4g)

29 17 Which cartoon will be the first to transition? Mickey? Minnie? Pluto? Donald Duck?
Posted by: Montec at July 20, 2023 02:21 PM (BhqnE)

Goofy .. No one knows what Goofy is anyway

Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2023 02:22 PM (bs+z0)

30 If no one wants to buy TV networks, and every one of them (except NBC, maybe) is currently for sale, then expect to hear about a spin off of the TV brands in a new company to shareholders very soon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 20, 2023 02:22 PM (LPQra)

31 15 Black Hole, Black Cauldron and the Sword in the Stone era might have had problems, but they were all decent enough movies.

And nobody said "You know what would make this movie better? Lots of gay kissing, that's what."
Posted by: Archimedes at July 20, 2023 02:20 PM (eOEVl)

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But they were all copies of copies of stuff, representing corporate thinking at some of its lowest forms, while leading Disney to nearly declare bankruptcy in the 80s.

So while they may not be terrible of political, they were still bad decisions that ended up poorly for the company.

Disney has been a failing company that gets momentary reprieves of a few years for decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:22 PM (LvTSG)

32 22 "Here's a strategic partner for ESPN: My dick."

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Laughed out loud at that one.
Posted by: 496 at July 20, 2023 02:21 PM (eSg7d)

It's that Neocon clown show cruelty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 02:22 PM (zZu0s)

33 I'm loving hearing that all broadcast networks are "struggling" and "declining."

Posted by: Ace at 02:17 PM


I don't care if the networks are struggling...*hic*

Posted by: Joe Namath at July 20, 2023 02:22 PM (FVJNG)

34 I didn't know that Iger was in the yacht club.

I'm very disappointed that Poo Tin has not confiscated, or better yet sunk, any of our oligarchs' yachts.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 20, 2023 02:22 PM (llON8)

35 21 They want to kill Disney… it was an American Institution. They are succeeding in their long game…
Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2023 02:21 PM (PCK5/)

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America was more America before Disney was a symbol for America.

Disney can die. I'm fine with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:22 PM (LvTSG)

36 Here's a strategic partner for ESPN: My dick.
++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 02:23 PM (t0OGg)

37 28 is ace doomcock?

Posted by: mps at July 20, 2023 02:22 PM (3PM4g)

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Someone slipped him a Mickey... he's getting Goofy!

Posted by: 496 at July 20, 2023 02:23 PM (eSg7d)

38 Bob Iger picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.

Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2023 02:23 PM (Jk9SN)

39
Black Hole, Black Cauldron and the Sword in the Stone era might have had problems, but they were all decent enough movies.

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They were awful.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 02:23 PM (lCaJd)

40 Not to worry Barbie will save Disney.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2023 02:21 PM (bA3Ln)


Watched the teaser for.that.
Gawd!
I'd rather chew.aluminium foil.with a mouth full of fillings.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2023 02:23 PM (e4fEA)

41 When ABC downsizes, we're not going to lose the backstage -you-can-eat buffet, are we?

Posted by: Ladies of the View at July 20, 2023 02:24 PM (bzPN7)

42 When you wish upon a star,
Makes no difference who you are.

LOLGF

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 20, 2023 02:24 PM (u73oe)

43 40 Not to worry Barbie will save Disney.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2023 02:21 PM (bA3Ln)

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Barbie's a WB joint.

And yes, it's going to make a lot of money because America is yearning for original filmmaking untied to popular IP and studios are just conspiring to keep that from them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

44
The Walt Disney Company (DIS)
86.71 -0.33 (-0.37%)
As of 02:24PM EDT. Market open.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2023 02:24 PM (aD39U)

45 35

America was more America before Disney was a symbol for America.

Disney can die. I'm fine with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:22 PM (LvTSG)

Well that is good, because it is…. they have some wonderful plans for our viewing pleasure in the not too distant future, TJM..

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2023 02:24 PM (PCK5/)

46 Steamboat Willie ist Kaput.

Lt. Dusseldorf, Friendly Moral Officer

Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2023 02:24 PM (gmo/4)

47 You know who's really stressed about Bob Iger selling off parts of Disney so he can conceal the destruction of value in the units he purchased -- Marvel, LucasFilm, and Pixar?

The employees who will be terminated in a sale.


one presumes they're touching up their resumes and learning to code.

Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at July 20, 2023 02:25 PM (sGtp+)

48 If no one wants to buy TV networks, and every one of them (except NBC, maybe) is currently for sale, then expect to hear about a spin off of the TV brands in a new company to shareholders very soon.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 20, 2023 02:22 PM (LPQra)


Glenn Beck was blocked from buying Algore's cable channel way back when, I wonder if he could buy a network some day? That would be funny.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2023 02:25 PM (xhaym)

49
It was worth it to get Kathy K out of my hair. Let The Rat deal with that biyotch.

Posted by: George Lucas at July 20, 2023 02:25 PM (n+4am)

50 "Everybody has known for some time that the linear TV networks (I think this means non-streaming TV networks) were declining," the source said. "I think he gave voice to something. He has to transform the business and get rid of parts that are not performing or that are dragging them down."

Correct. Programs on linear broadcasts just happen when they happen, as opposed to on-demand or streaming programs.

Y'know, the way it used to be, before VCRs, DVRs, and all that new, fancy shit.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 20, 2023 02:25 PM (v23vE)

51 Goofy .. No one knows what Goofy is anyway
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Goofy is Master - Pluto is his gimp.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2023 02:25 PM (DmtxH)

52 Here's a strategic partner for ESPN: My dick.

Oh, now you're talking MY language. If the ESPN thing falls through, I have an opening your investment can fill...

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at July 20, 2023 02:25 PM (JCZqz)

53 Am I the only one getting sexually aroused by news of the Mouse circling the bowl?

Caveat: Do I believe that Disney is so desperate it has sell off its assets on the cheap? No. I don't believe that. But it's fun to pretend its true. Ya know, kinda like mental masturbation.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 20, 2023 02:25 PM (iFTx/)

54 I really like the idea of these companies being spun off into actual independent entities.

Enough with the giant mega-conglomerations.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 20, 2023 02:25 PM (ou9hh)

55 I want to see the fired ABC, ESPN, and Disney staff roasting rats and offering $5 handies beneath an overpass while Iger sails off into the sunset on his mega-yacht, laughing all the way. Their biggest stan, Paul, can give them some valuable tips on how to transition to their new lifestyle.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at July 20, 2023 02:25 PM (WhX4C)

56 George Lucas should take Lucas Films off their hands, for $500M.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2023 02:26 PM (aD39U)

57 The Wall Street Journal reports that Bob Iger reports that he's "stressed" at the task of saving Disney from his own catastrophic choices.


Go woke, go broke.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2023 02:26 PM (CgVac)

58 Kind of related but I just stumbled across a story about Hulu censoring episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (on FX).

They took down all the episodes featuring black face.

That's the line. That show has shit on everyone and everything under the sun, but blacks and hispanics can't be messed with.

And I haven't heard a peep from those brave creators of said show.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 02:26 PM (KbCG3)

59
Go woke, go broke.
Posted by: rickb223

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This is killing me. It's GET woke, go broke.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 02:26 PM (lCaJd)

60 54 I really like the idea of these companies being spun off into actual independent entities.

Enough with the giant mega-conglomerations.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 20, 2023 02:25 PM (ou9hh)

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Mega corporations always end up falling apart because they get too top heavy and run by bureaucrats, losing their ability to effectively do much of anything, especially their core competencies while purposefully ignoring innovation.

I remember when IBM was going to rule the world.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

61 > Black Hole, Black Cauldron and the Sword in the Stone era might have had problems, but they were all decent enough movies.

I never saw Black Hole. I saw Black Cauldron once later in life. I watched Sword in the Stone a lot as a kid. I love that movie very much.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2023 02:27 PM (0N1h0)

62 Too bad Ace doesn't have a flaming Schaden Boner picture to post. I think it would be appropriate for this thread.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 20, 2023 02:27 PM (JqMqI)

63 If Iger truly had vision, he'd capitalize like crazy on the various Hollywood strikes. Use the strikes as an excuse to retrench. Purge the wokists, executive shields, other activists, the grossly incompetent, etc. from the ranks. I mean just make it *rain* pink slips with a "whoops, sorry. There's a strike on. My hands are tied."

Cancel anything flogging THE MESSAGE that they're not contractually obligated to finish and distribute.

While that's going on, raid the vault - both the Disney vault and especially the Fox vault. Anything that's decent but unreleased (there's a bunch of that from the Fox acquisition), release it. Send movies to theaters and experiment with the post-theatrical windows to dial in a profit-maximizing schedule. Dump any TV programs onto D+. For stuff that *has* been previously released, remaster the most popular things (like the original Princess movies, Roger Rabbit, etc.) and re-release them to theaters to gain a few bucks and build some goodwill.

Take some of the cost savings to offset an impairment at the parks to get people back through the gates. It will still be profitable.

Keep selling assets to raise money to buy out Comcast.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 02:27 PM (t0OGg)

64 Saw some pictures of actors walking the picket lines in Hollywood. Drescher, Susan Sarandon, Jason Sudeikis, Uzo Aduba, Sanaa Lathan, Anthony Rapp, Kendrick Sampson and Merritt Wever. Never heard of some of those. Yay for me. Jesse Jackson was there as he's figured out some grift out of this strike. Do they not know that the American people are too busy trying to survive this shit-show of an administration to care about their "victimhood"?

Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2023 02:27 PM (oiNtH)

65 You know who's really stressed about Bob Iger selling off parts of Disney so he can conceal the destruction of value in the units he purchased -- Marvel, LucasFilm, and Pixar?

The employees who will be terminated in a sale.




Learn to code bitchez!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2023 02:27 PM (CgVac)

66 58 Kind of related but I just stumbled across a story about Hulu censoring episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (on FX).

They took down all the episodes featuring black face.

That's the line. That show has shit on everyone and everything under the sun, but blacks and hispanics can't be messed with.

And I haven't heard a peep from those brave creators of said show.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 02:26 PM (KbCG3)

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All the Lethal Weapon episodes?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

67 I wonder if any corporation will be bold enough to go back to 5 minutes of ads per half hour of tv, all grouped together at the end of the show.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 20, 2023 02:27 PM (ou9hh)

68 I still blame ESPN/ABC for killing the enjoyment of watching football on TV.

Kids, there was a time where commercial breaks were few and far between.
Then they bid an insane amount for broadcast rights.

And then every break in the on-feild action was a commercial break. That is, there used to almost never be a break after a kickoff. But not anymore. And now there's commercials for every break in the action. Even in-screen commercials between plays.

And that's not just killed the flow but the announcers-- they're duds, boring, because they no longer have to have the wit and intelligence to fill between the action. Madden never would have been in the booth today.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 20, 2023 02:27 PM (buptu)

69 Die, maus, die.

It's German. No one who speaks German could be bad.

Posted by: InZona at July 20, 2023 02:27 PM (insHU)

70 Declining, like Joe Biden's already low IQ.

Struggling, like Joe Biden trying to find his way off stage.

Posted by: Disney Imitates Joe Biden, who will also soon spin off non core relatives at July 20, 2023 02:27 PM (sh1GZ)

71 Enough with the giant mega-conglomerations.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 20, 2023 02:25 PM (ou9hh)

That is not THE main problem in America today, but it is ONE of the main problems.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 20, 2023 02:28 PM (N1DT3)

72 69 Die, maus, die.

It's German. No one who speaks German could be bad.
Posted by: InZona at July 20, 2023 02:27 PM (insHU)

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I understood this reference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:28 PM (LvTSG)

73 >Someone slipped him a Mickey... he's getting Goofy!
Posted by: 496 at July 20, 2023 02:23 PM (eSg7d)

Mickey: "I didn't say Minnie was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!"

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at July 20, 2023 02:28 PM (WhX4C)

74 =========

All the Lethal Weapon episodes?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

Bingo.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 02:28 PM (KbCG3)

75 The character of Goofy was kinda gay from the get-go.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 02:28 PM (xTRSc)

76 Ha ha.
Dumbass godless commie leftist perverts just refuse to learn.

It is amazing these Top. Freaks. are still in positions of power.

Let all of the Mouse burn.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 20, 2023 02:28 PM (ufFY8)

77 I am enjoying this, but I want them to have to - HAVE TO - admit that this is happening at least in part due to their own woke shit. I can't fully enjoy the suffering - I want to rub their faces in their woke failure. Am I the *hole?

Posted by: Iris at July 20, 2023 02:28 PM (NaH5I)

78 I remember when IBM was going to rule the world.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:27 PM (LvTSG)



I remember when DEC was rich enough to have bought IBM outright.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2023 02:28 PM (aD39U)

79 Ace , it's only going to get worse for Disney. They are partners with Comcast in Hulu. Per the contract Disney has to by Comcasts share if requested and it is believed that Comcast is going to request they do so early next year. The Comcast share is worth 9 - 27b depending on the valuation. Disney doesn't have anywhere near that kind of money. Plus The Marvels is coming out this fall and another shit show is expected. Disney is fubar

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 20, 2023 02:29 PM (H8Ewh)

80
Black Hole, Black Cauldron and the Sword in the Stone era might have had problems, but they were all decent enough movies.

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They were awful.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 02:23 PM (lCaJd)



The only kinda cool part of The Black Hole is when the evil Doctor was floating in space and he merges with Maximilian the Evil Red Robot to rule Hell.

Of course, it's also painfully homoerotic.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2023 02:29 PM (n+4am)

81 And yet —- Kathleen Kennedy is still employed.

If she is not the very definition of dragging asset, what is?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2023 02:29 PM (sYErV)

82 Mega corporations always end up falling apart because they get too top heavy and run by bureaucrats, losing their ability to effectively do much of anything, especially their core competencies while purposefully ignoring innovation.

I remember when IBM was going to rule the world.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

Long periods of mergers and then long periods of break-ups.

Alibaba is going to spin-off and restructure to be several smaller firms, so maybe the break-up cycle is finally here.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 20, 2023 02:29 PM (eYoxG)

83 Would be beautiful if them losing their special status in Florida was the final nail in the coffin...

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2023 02:29 PM (FQmDC)

84 The major networks have been dying for a long time. As with the cable news outlets. The smartest people in the room couldn't figure that out 20-30 years ago? Oh well.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 20, 2023 02:29 PM (D8Izn)

85 The Ewok's anal -lysis of Disney's plight is getting some traction here and about the innertubes:

WDW Pro on Utoob
https://tinyurl.com/yc68pjmh

Breitbart
https://tinyurl.com/yrxjuk3x

He may amount to something yet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2023 02:29 PM (guGkK)

86 81 And yet —- Kathleen Kennedy is still employed.

If she is not the very definition of dragging asset, what is?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2023 02:29 PM (sYErV)

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According to Doomcock (so...who the fuck knows if this is true), she's been placed on permanent leave and the "five horsemen" are now in charge of Lucasfilm. I dunno.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

87
it's going to make a lot of money because America is yearning for original filmmaking untied to popular IP

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Barbie is highly popular IP. This is typical Hollywood unoriginality ala The Transformers, GI Joe, Legos, etc. Some of those franchises have been successful, obviously. If this Barbie succeeds, I'm expect there will be more.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 02:29 PM (lCaJd)

88 Just spitballing here.... Turn the theme parks into perpetual pride month parades.

Posted by: Regular joe. Not just mad, Samuel L Jackson mad at July 20, 2023 02:29 PM (nnp+f)

89 >And I haven't heard a peep from those brave creators of said show.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 02:26 PM (KbCG3)

That was an FX joint, which is now owned by Disney, right? Very on-brand for Disney.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at July 20, 2023 02:30 PM (WhX4C)

90 Once upon a time Disney made 3 Narnia movies… don’t laugh, it really happened!!!

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2023 02:30 PM (PCK5/)

91 I remember when IBM was going to rule the world.
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Any company Headquartered in NY is on a death watch list. Its only a matter of time.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2023 02:30 PM (bA3Ln)

92 I hope Nelson Peltx is staying limber because he plans to reenter the ring.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 02:30 PM (t0OGg)

93 I never saw Black Hole. I saw Black Cauldron once later in life. I watched Sword in the Stone a lot as a kid. I love that movie very much.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2023 02:27 PM (0N1h0)


Black Hole was competing against Star Wars, and was more like Forbidden Planet than anything else. Actually, plotwise, it was similar to The Event Horizon, but with a much nicer treatment.
However it was directed like The Computer Wore Tennis shoes or That Darned Cat.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2023 02:30 PM (xhaym)

94 Scuttlebutt is that Stephen A. Smith wants to go Tucker (minus the firing) because he's tired of the Paedo Rat pablum at the Mickey Mouse Sports Network.

I'd love to see that and I'm not a big fan.

Posted by: logprof at July 20, 2023 02:30 PM (Ofu2c)

95 >>>'Because everything must go.'
-that kid from a bad Die Hard movie that does not exist

I like it. It's 2 and 5 that don't exist.

Posted by: ace at July 20, 2023 02:30 PM (KRtlO)

96 wait what about the one where The Gang is actually black tho?!?!

that one was fantastic! they better not take it down

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2023 02:30 PM (AcWfM)

97 90 Once upon a time Disney made 3 Narnia movies… don’t laugh, it really happened!!!
Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2023 02:30 PM (PCK5/)

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They distributed three Narnia movies. Walden Media made them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

98 WDW Pro on YouTube: "Lucasfilm Has Lost 75% of Its Value Under Kathleen Kennedy and Iger: Analyst SLAMS Disney's Dive!"

Includes a discussion of a John Nolte article on Breitbart that quotes Ace. They amusingly gloss over a "Groomer Bob" reference by saying they don't wanna be too spicy even if many folks will secretly agree with the characterization.

https://youtu.be/P8N811XwuTU

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 20, 2023 02:30 PM (k1Qly)

99 Fill Splash Mountain with delicious Bud Light

Posted by: Regular joe. Not just mad, Samuel L Jackson mad at July 20, 2023 02:31 PM (nnp+f)

100 Hah Futurama really is prescient with Mom. I love the episode on the new smart phone.

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 02:31 PM (5e0cQ)

101 >>>81 And yet —- Kathleen Kennedy is still employed.

i meant to write that but forgot!

Posted by: ace at July 20, 2023 02:31 PM (KRtlO)

102 Stephen A is an interesting guy

he can be pretty smart when he wants to

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2023 02:31 PM (AcWfM)

103 95 >>>'Because everything must go.'
-that kid from a bad Die Hard movie that does not exist

I like it. It's 2 and 5 that don't exist.
Posted by: ace at July 20, 2023 02:30 PM (KRtlO)

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4 is the best Die Hard movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

104 74 =========

All the Lethal Weapon episodes?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

Bingo.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 02:28 PM (KbCG3)

https://tinyurl.com/2p84y3p7

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 02:31 PM (KbCG3)

105 Kind of related but I just stumbled across a story about Hulu censoring episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (on FX).

They took down all the episodes featuring black face.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

But if they had any episodes of men pretending to be women, that would be A-Okay. The trans movement is the new blackface and thoroughly approved and encouraged.

Posted by: Cheri at July 20, 2023 02:31 PM (oiNtH)

106 And I haven't heard a peep from those brave creators of said show.
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Well, I mean, I like the show and they are funny.

But they're solid libs.

And 1000% in on trannie rights; even if they've made some jokes on it

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 20, 2023 02:31 PM (buptu)

107 Once you've lost Capt. Jack Sparrow, you've doomed yourself.

Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2023 02:31 PM (gmo/4)

108 Just spitballing here.... Turn the theme parks into perpetual pride month parades.

Bring back Space Mountin'.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 20, 2023 02:31 PM (eOEVl)

109 I'm sure it's been noted that this fire sale is occurring after he signed that extension...

Posted by: Inogame at July 20, 2023 02:31 PM (53oGX)

110 Here's hoping that Iger gets his new yacht.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2023 02:32 PM (guGkK)

111 I'm loving hearing that all broadcast networks are "struggling" and "declining."

Posted by: Ace at 02:17 PM


A dying industry / business model. And they are pissing on many of the remaining consumers. The market speaks.

Posted by: Doof at July 20, 2023 02:32 PM (2pH9T)

112 70 Declining, like Joe Biden's already low IQ.

Struggling, like Joe Biden trying to find his way off stage.
Posted by: Disney Imitates Joe Biden, who will also soon spin off non core relatives at July 20, 2023 02:27 PM

Good night! Uhm, this, this....also me, maybe....understand. Future better. Re, re....recovery!

Posted by: Senator John Fetterman at July 20, 2023 02:32 PM (JCZqz)

113 And I haven't heard a peep from those brave creators of said show.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 02:26 PM (KbCG3)

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All the Lethal Weapon episodes?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:27 PM (LvTSG)
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Good thing I have them all on DVD, then...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 02:32 PM (YIVH2)

114 I heard from a fellow colleague that the big rift with the writers' strike has to with Netflix and how their pay structure is for writers. If Netflix is doing better than Disney, this will make things really interesting.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 20, 2023 02:32 PM (OgrpQ)

115 Didley Corpse is a corporate goner. Remember Immelt and what he did to GE? This is going to be Didley.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 20, 2023 02:32 PM (17s+e)

116 >The only kinda cool part of The Black Hole is when the evil Doctor was floating in space and he merges with Maximilian the Evil Red Robot to rule Hell.

Of course, it's also painfully homoerotic.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2023 02:29 PM (n+4am)

You just unlocked some kind of horrific core memory in me, thanks for that.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at July 20, 2023 02:32 PM (WhX4C)

117 That's a shame.

Posted by: In my best Seinfeld voice at July 20, 2023 02:33 PM (NBVIP)

118 I wonder who this "activist shareholder" is and what kind of ideologue they are?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2023 02:33 PM (AcWfM)

119 108 Just spitballing here.... Turn the theme parks into perpetual pride month parades.

Bring back Space Mountin'.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 20, 2023 02:31 PM

Release the original, unedited Star Wars Trilogy and Song of the South on DVD. Should get lots of interested collectors buying!

Posted by: Senator John Fetterman at July 20, 2023 02:33 PM (JCZqz)

120 Here's hoping that Iger gets his new yacht.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2023 02:32 PM (guGkK)

The Iger Sanction

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 20, 2023 02:33 PM (OgrpQ)

121 107 Once you've lost Capt. Jack Sparrow, you've doomed yourself.

Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2023 02:31 PM (gmo/4)

The Pirates movies were money makers…

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2023 02:33 PM (PCK5/)

122 @85: "He may amount to something yet."

Beat me to the link here, but I did mention it last thread! And smart investors sold their Ace stock two weeks ago and went on Lamont.

*taps his nose*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 20, 2023 02:33 PM (k1Qly)

123 89 >And I haven't heard a peep from those brave creators of said show.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 02:26 PM (KbCG3)

That was an FX joint, which is now owned by Disney, right? Very on-brand for Disney.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at July 20, 2023 02:30 PM (WhX4C)

FX show being censored by Hulu.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 02:33 PM (KbCG3)

124 100 Hah Futurama really is prescient with Mom. I love the episode on the new smart phone.
Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 02:31 PM (5e0cQ)

I'm informed they're coming out with a new season very soon. Eldest daughter is a yuge fan and we plan to watch together.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 20, 2023 02:33 PM (N3zMI)

125 Cable and streaming is just not a value proposition.

I'm moving to a new house in PA and the cost of getting cable installed and into all of the rooms that would need it is astronomical and I won't be doing it.

I'll be getting a high speed hookup and basically add hocing what I need.

The destruction of Disney does affect me as we are in the process of planning a mega facility for them at their new headquarters in NYC and there are rumors swirling that they may be "value engineering" the build.

Time will tell.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 20, 2023 02:34 PM (rc3Z7)

126 Whoa. Ace made it to wonkish analysis YouTube and is being discussed seriously. Nice.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 02:34 PM (t0OGg)

127 We used to be a thing.

Posted by: Sears & Roebuck at July 20, 2023 02:34 PM (NBVIP)

128 *went long on Lamont

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 20, 2023 02:34 PM (k1Qly)

129 Because it would be embarrassing to show up at Monte Carlo in a 180-ft yacht.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2023 02:34 PM (guGkK)

130 Beat me to the link here, but I did mention it last thread! And smart investors sold their Ace stock two weeks ago and went on Lamont.

*taps his nose*
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 20, 2023 02:33 PM (k1Qly)

My entire portfolio is in dildoes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 02:34 PM (9UlRk)

131 Good.

Disney is pure shit.

Pure. Shit.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 20, 2023 02:34 PM (b+YaX)

132 thank you, Walter Freeman!

Posted by: ace at July 20, 2023 02:34 PM (KRtlO)

133 To paraphrase Bill Clinton: "It's the CONTENT, stupid."

And of course, this is the last thing Iger & Co want to address -- the fact that owning the multiple delivery streams is not the problem; the retarded propagandistic shit streaming OVER those platforms is the problem.

And if he can't see that, fresh off the Indiana Jones vs Child Smuggling movie debacle, he really is as stupid as they come, and the enterprise deserves to fold.

Posted by: red speck at July 20, 2023 02:34 PM (0Id0S)

134 The character of Goofy was kinda gay from the get-go.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Why did Goofy wear clothes and talk, but Pluto didn't?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2023 02:35 PM (CgVac)

135 The only kinda cool part of The Black Hole is when the evil Doctor was floating in space and he merges with Maximilian the Evil Red Robot to rule Hell.

Of course, it's also painfully homoerotic.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2023 02:29 PM (n+4am)

I remember getting freaked out when they pulled the mask off of one of the androids and it was one of the dead crew members of the Cygnus.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 20, 2023 02:35 PM (OgrpQ)

136 I do look forward to:

"... the Park is Closed. Mouse out front shoulda toldja!"



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2023 02:35 PM (e6UQI)

137 The destruction of Disney does affect me as we are in the process of planning a mega facility for them at their new headquarters in NYC and there are rumors swirling that they may be "value engineering" the build.


What possible reason could there be for Disney to be in NYC? It's enormously expensive. Walt wouldn't have made that mistake.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 20, 2023 02:35 PM (eOEVl)

138 I've been writing a lot of posts today and didn't get around to checking WDW Pro or Valliant Renegade.

Posted by: ace at July 20, 2023 02:35 PM (KRtlO)

139 *went long on Lamont
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 20, 2023 02:34 PM (k1Qly)



My puts on Chuy haven't moved.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2023 02:35 PM (aD39U)

140 Son and I were talking about Disney: reminiscing on good trips (too) many years ago, and the really good movies they used to make. He posited that if they just shut down all production of new movies and remastered all the old treasures into HD and rereleased them in theaters at a rate of one every two to three months, they would recoup losses from all the garbage they've put out in recent years as well as provide parents with quality entertainment for their kids. Older folks who have fond memories of "Lady and the Tramp" and "101 Dalmations" would go as well, since they are safe, familiar fare.

"But no, the idiots have to live action everything or create derivative garbage, and destroy the good memories people have of Disney fare." His quote.

Posted by: Moki at July 20, 2023 02:35 PM (JrN/x)

141 They were awful.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 02:23 PM (lCaJd)

Black Hole was peak boy-cool. That ship. I loved it. Gothic beauty that she was. I kept asking for construx sets for christmas and my birthday until I could construct a three foot model of that ship. I'd pour over the movie on VHS to be able to get everything just right (or as close as you could do with construx.)

Sword in the Stone I liked a lot. The scene with the squirrel was heartbreaking as a young lad. The scene where Wart pulls the sword is wonderful and also boy cool. 'This boy is our king...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 02:35 PM (zZu0s)

142 Why did Goofy wear clothes and talk, but Pluto didn't?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2023 02:35 PM (CgVac)

Racism.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 02:35 PM (9UlRk)

143 Once upon a time Disney made 3 Narnia movies… don’t laugh, it really happened!!!
Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2023 02:30 PM (PCK5/)

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They distributed three Narnia movies. Walden Media made them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:30 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah, but got progressively further from the plot with each one.

If you haven't read them, the last book is the most important for children living in this age.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 20, 2023 02:35 PM (N1DT3)

144 The movie failures are bad, but they are a sideshow to the financial dumpster fire that is Disney+.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Not to mention that they have been working on it for 8 f'ing years.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 20, 2023 02:36 PM (jzzG8)

145 The Sword in the Stone was a cool cartoon. As a kid, I loved the part where Merlin and the Witch battled each other by turning into different animals.

Bedknobs and Broomsticks was good, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 02:36 PM (xTRSc)

146 98 Includes a discussion of a John Nolte article on Breitbart that quotes Ace. They amusingly gloss over a "Groomer Bob" reference by saying they don't wanna be too spicy even if many folks will secretly agree with the characterization.

------------------------------------------

Here's that Breitbart John Nolte article. Was great to see Ace get quoted!

https://tinyurl.com/2rw647br

Posted by: bearski at July 20, 2023 02:36 PM (Bhsk7)

147 137 What possible reason could there be for Disney to be in NYC? It's enormously expensive. Walt wouldn't have made that mistake.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 20, 2023 02:35 PM (eOEVl)

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Because the media is addicted to living in NYC because it's the best city in the world you dumb rubes in flyover country?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:36 PM (LvTSG)

148 The movie failures are bad, but they are a sideshow to the financial dumpster fire that is Disney+.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:20 PM (LvTSG)
++++
It's only losing a cruise ship per quarter!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 02:36 PM (t0OGg)

149 I'm informed they're coming out with a new season very soon. Eldest daughter is a yuge fan and we plan to watch together.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 20, 2023 02:33 PM (N3zMI)

Not as good as Bob's Burgers but enjoy it.

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 02:37 PM (5e0cQ)

150 "But actually he blames everything on Bob Chapek, who barely did anything in the two years he was nominally CEO, with the former CEO Iger sitting on the board overseeing his decisions. (And demanding that Chapek reverse his first instinct of staying out of the Gay Culture War fight with Ron DeSantis.)"

I can imagine Bob Chapek and Michael Ovitz having drinks at the Beverly Hilton right now, and having a big laugh over this.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 20, 2023 02:37 PM (/iWhV)

151 Filed under #LearnToCode...

San Diego Union-Tribune buyouts: New owners ‘vulture fund' or ‘transforming media'?
https://tinyurl.com/5y6asrmu

Alden and its subsidiary MediaNews Group have cut a swath across the print landscape, with critics saying its operators gut news operations in a matter of days after purchase. Buyouts are typically offered first, followed by layoffs, cutting already withered newsrooms. With the departures of senior staffers, newsrooms lose institutional knowledge of the communities they cover, contacts acquired over decades of reporting and their brushes with corruption that have led them to know when and where to look to uncover governmental and institutional malfeasance.

Among Alden's targets in California: The Orange County Register, the Riverside Press-Enterprise, the Long Beach Press-Telegram and San Bernardino Sun. Sixteen papers in Northern California were snatched up by the Alden, Vanity Fair’s Joe Pompeo reported, and where once stood 1,000 journalists between their readers and scores of city halls, now there were 150.

Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at July 20, 2023 02:37 PM (MFZ8i)

152 Media abhors a vacuum… what will replace Disney??

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2023 02:37 PM (PCK5/)

153 Hah Futurama really is prescient with Mom. I love the episode on the new smart phone.
Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 02:31 PM (5e0cQ)

I'm informed they're coming out with a new season very soon. Eldest daughter is a yuge fan and we plan to watch together.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 20, 2023 02:33 PM (N3zMI)

According to IMBD it will only be on Hulu.

Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2023 02:37 PM (gmo/4)

154 Bring back Song of the South!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2023 02:37 PM (guGkK)

155 No love for me?

Posted by: The Computer wore Tennis Shoes at July 20, 2023 02:37 PM (aD39U)

156 The Mouse, the? I thought Ace was working on his French, not German.

-Sideshow Bob

Posted by: Bete at July 20, 2023 02:38 PM (Yl8dY)

157 144 The movie failures are bad, but they are a sideshow to the financial dumpster fire that is Disney+.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Not to mention that they have been working on it for 8 f'ing years.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 20, 2023 02:36 PM (jzzG

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When a third of your subscribers are doing it for less than $1 per month in India, it makes releasing $200 million a few times a month onto the service and no where else feel like the work of a madman who is out to burn a giant pile of money to send a message.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:38 PM (LvTSG)

158 @137

>>What possible reason could there be for Disney to be in NYC? It's enormously expensive. Walt wouldn't have made that mistake.

They got a sweetheart deal from NYC and a 99 year lease, so that was their calculation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 20, 2023 02:38 PM (rc3Z7)

159 Media abhors a vacuum… what will replace Disney??
Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2023 02:37 PM (PCK5/)

The Annandale/CPB project.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 02:38 PM (9UlRk)

160 Well that's it then, I shant accept my invitation to be a member in the Nat'l Geographic Society!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2023 02:38 PM (8GBH4)

161 Why did Goofy wear clothes and talk, but Pluto didn't?

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Pluto didn't have a soul.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 20, 2023 02:38 PM (5pd9T)

162 152 Media abhors a vacuum… what will replace Disney??


dreamworks?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 20, 2023 02:38 PM (AcWfM)

163 110 Here's hoping that Iger gets his new yacht.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2023 02:32 PM (guGkK)


He's not particularly good at reading the room, is he?

Posted by: Moki at July 20, 2023 02:39 PM (JrN/x)

164 Alden and its subsidiary MediaNews Group have cut a swath across the print landscape, with critics saying its operators gut news operations in a matter of days after purchase. Buyouts are typically offered first, followed by layoffs, cutting already withered newsrooms.


It.moved.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2023 02:39 PM (aD39U)

165 The Disney Family channel is more woke than their movies.

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 02:39 PM (5e0cQ)

166 {1} Burn mouse Burn

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 20, 2023 02:17 PM (N1DT3)


Once again, the appropriate theme song for Disney these days is "Burn the Flames" by Roky Erickson:
https://youtu.be/y-TT3tnFcRQ

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 20, 2023 02:39 PM (nRMeC)

167 148 The movie failures are bad, but they are a sideshow to the financial dumpster fire that is Disney+.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:20 PM (LvTSG)
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It's only losing a cruise ship per quarter!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 02:36 PM (t0OGg)

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They're just going for growth! It'll be okay in a few years when they jack up the prices!

Also, I should tangentially note that the death of Netflix due to their crackdown of password sharing was always oversold. They've received no real backlash and have seen massive increases in subscriber numbers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:39 PM (LvTSG)

168 My puts on Chuy haven't moved.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2023 02:35 PM


Calling Chuy ... calling Chuy ... Chuy, come in ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2023 02:39 PM (a3Q+t)

169 >79 Ace , it's only going to get worse for Disney. They are partners with Comcast in Hulu. Per the contract Disney has to by Comcasts share if requested and it is believed that Comcast is going to request they do so early next year. The Comcast share is worth 9 - 27b depending on the valuation. Disney doesn't have anywhere near that kind of money. Plus The Marvels is coming out this fall and another shit show is expected. Disney is fubar

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 20, 2023 02:29 PM (H8Ewh)

And Brian Roberts will channel his inner Paulie Cicero..."Business is bad? Fuck you, pay me..."

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 20, 2023 02:39 PM (NgqoH)

170 The company is worth less than half of what it was two years ago. Some job, Iger.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 20, 2023 02:39 PM (hG6Vm)

171 159 Media abhors a vacuum… what will replace Disney??
Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2023 02:37 PM (PCK5/)

The Annandale/CPB project.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 02:38 PM (9UlRk)

I do not know what that is.

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2023 02:40 PM (PCK5/)

172 Media abhors a vacuum… what will replace Disney??
Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2023 02:37 PM (PCK5/)
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In live-action movies, the rest of the studios.
In animation, probably Skydance but Dreamworks will pull up some of the slack, too.

In TV, the other networks or whoever buys ABC.

In sports, nobody - they're going to keep ESPN and ABC sports to milk it for as long as possible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)

173 170 The company is worth less than half of what it was two years ago. Some job, Iger.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 20, 2023 02:39 PM (hG6Vm)

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Listen, this is just Disney reflecting larger market trends. Also, Biden has saved the economy, baby!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:40 PM (LvTSG)

174 155 Sorry, didn't realize you posted it. :-( I was a little too giddy seeing such a nod to Ace. Very VDH-like...

Posted by: bearski at July 20, 2023 02:40 PM (Bhsk7)

175 Helen Joyce does a brilliant job of laying out some of the social pressures that are helping to drive the "trans movement" in this two minute eighteen second video.

https://tinyurl.com/2zseswuu

Summation:
Some parents have done the truly awful thing of irrevocably harming core elements of their child's body, purpose, function, etc.
Those parents have done this with the promise that their child will be happier and accepted with these changes.
They have ENORMOUS emotional and psychological motivation to deliver on those promises, or to bend reality around them to attempt to deliver.
These people have friend groups and work groups that will, out of politeness or desire to avoid confrontation, adjust their words and actions to protect the person's feelings. This has a ripple effect that will change the character and focus of every group that has one of these people in it.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2023 02:40 PM (0N1h0)

176
I do not know what that is.
Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2023 02:40 PM (PCK5/)

They make all the boring shit on PBS or something. Maybe i got the name wrong. I dunno. Those assholes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 02:41 PM (9UlRk)

177 >>What possible reason could there be for Disney to be in NYC? It's enormously expensive. Walt wouldn't have made that mistake.

They got a sweetheart deal from NYC and a 99 year lease, so that was their calculation.


Then if I were Disney, I might ask myself "why is NYC giving me a sweetheart deal and a 99 year lease?".

Posted by: Archimedes at July 20, 2023 02:41 PM (eOEVl)

178 What they need to save Disney is more gay and tranny. Do it.
For the chilrens.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2023 02:41 PM (8GBH4)

179 Of course, it's also painfully homoerotic.
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There's no such thing! - Pete Bootyjudge
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Oh yes there is! - Shep

Posted by: I hate all this sex on the television, its uncomfortable at July 20, 2023 02:41 PM (sh1GZ)

180 Why did Goofy wear clothes and talk, but Pluto didn't?

Because Minnie was crazy?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2023 02:41 PM (a3Q+t)

181 He posited that if they just shut down all production of new movies and remastered all the old treasures into HD and rereleased them in theaters at a rate of one every two to three months, they would recoup losses from all the garbage they've put out in recent years as well as provide parents with quality entertainment for their kids. Older folks who have fond memories of "Lady and the Tramp" and "101 Dalmations" would go as well, since they are safe, familiar fare.
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Well Iger does plan to re-release old (Frozen and older) Disney films at about 1 per month to theaters. Actually a pretty good plan. We'll see if it comes to furuition.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 20, 2023 02:41 PM (17s+e)

182 It would be interesting to know how many pirates decided to begin sailing the seven seas almost entirely because of Disney's perpetual copyright protections.

Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 20, 2023 02:41 PM (5pd9T)

183 172 In sports, nobody - they're going to keep ESPN and ABC sports to milk it for as long as possible.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)

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In cruise lines: massive competition, so Princess or Royal or someone.

In parks: Universal. Hell, there's a new Peppa Pig park in Orlando.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:41 PM (LvTSG)

184 Daaaaaaang! I made this comment to General Flynns post about General Spalding's tale of backstabbing in the Trump admin:

Between the Obama holdovers and the GOPes planted by @Reince and @Mike_Pence the the WH was a "Stop Trump" free-for-all.

There is only one "like" on the comment- General Spalding himself.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 02:41 PM (slgIg)

185 I'm informed they're coming out with a new season very soon. Eldest daughter is a yuge fan and we plan to watch together.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 20, 2023 02:33 PM (N3zMI)
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Why? Futurama lost some of its creativity and genius when it moved over to Comedy Central. Those seasons were OK, but nothing compared to peak Futurama (Seasons 1-4). I doubt making a new season on Hulu is going to improve it any.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 02:41 PM (YIVH2)

186 The company is worth less than half of what it was two years ago. Some job, Iger.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 20, 2023 02:39 PM (hG6Vm)



He's a shoo-in for the Jeffrey Immelt Excellence in Management Trophy this year assuming if Jeff Zucker will ever give it up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2023 02:41 PM (guGkK)

187 Release the original, unedited Star Wars Trilogy and Song of the South on DVD. Should get lots of interested collectors buying!
Posted by: Senator John Fetterman at July 20, 2023 02:33 PM (JCZqz)

I've got both. I'm a geek like that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at July 20, 2023 02:41 PM (xPJvm)

188 Bring back Song of the South!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2023 02:37 PM (guGkK)

Didn't they shut down Splash Mountain and both US parks because of "slavery" and remodeled them into Princess and the Frog rides?

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 20, 2023 02:42 PM (OgrpQ)

189 Not as good as Bob's Burgers but enjoy it.
Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 02:37 PM (5e0cQ

One freaking letter changes the entire meaning of my post.

Not as good as Bob Burger's but I enjoy it.

I I I I I I

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 02:42 PM (5e0cQ)

190 WDW Pro and Valliant Renegade have been covering the Disney mess for a long time.

VR believes Kennedy will just go away in a year, since her contract is up. He compared her to Hilary, a talentless hack who fucked her way to power ( her husband is a Hollywood bigwig).

Legal Mindset has been covering the Disney FL and fed lawsuits. He is from the area and actually specializes in special district shit.

Finally, the minimum price Disney has to pay for the final third of Hulu is $9b. Minimum. They are arguing over the value right now. And Disney needs to cough up the money in January.

What is so spectacular is how they DESTROYED such great IP: Star Wars, Indy, Pixar.

This is Shit Midas level destruction.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 20, 2023 02:42 PM (ufFY8)

191 I'm making $90 an hour working from home. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning sixteen thousand US dollars a month by working on the connection, that was truly astounding for me, she prescribed for me to attempt it simply. Everybody must try this job now by just using this website... www.Payathome7.com

Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at July 20, 2023 02:42 PM (Esr1S)

192 Got 85 & 155 confused. I'll shut up now

Posted by: bearski at July 20, 2023 02:42 PM (Bhsk7)

193 There is only one "like" on the comment- General Spalding himself.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 02:41 PM (slgIg)

Nice get.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 02:42 PM (9UlRk)

194 124 100 Hah Futurama really is prescient with Mom. I love the episode on the new smart phone.
Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 02:31 PM (5e0cQ)

I'm informed they're coming out with a new season very soon. Eldest daughter is a yuge fan and we plan to watch together.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 20, 2023 02:33 PM (N3zMI)

Futurama had one of my favorite lines of all time. Crew was visiting a national park and the ranger introduces himself, "Hi, I'm Ranger Park, the Park Ranger."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 02:43 PM (KbCG3)

195 Yassss Kween!!! Slay!!

Posted by: Fat Dude in Princess Dress grooming kids at Bippidy Boppidy Boo store at July 20, 2023 02:43 PM (JCZqz)

196 New Justified sucks so far. Incredibly pedestrian and also "super race conscious" and his 14 year old daughter shocker is gay though they were subtler than the usual leftard way about it.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2023 02:43 PM (BsqVB)

197 184 There is only one "like" on the comment- General Spalding himself.

the african explorer?

Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at July 20, 2023 02:43 PM (sGtp+)

198 Why did Goofy wear clothes and talk, but Pluto didn't?

Because Minnie was crazy?
Posted by: Duncanthrax


Minnie wasn't crazy. She was just F'n Goofy.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2023 02:43 PM (CgVac)

199 This has a ripple effect that will change the character and focus of every group that has one of these people in it.
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Now do the perverse financial incentives in the medical and psychology industrial complex.

Posted by: Follow the money at July 20, 2023 02:43 PM (sh1GZ)

200 The Mouse, the? I thought Ace was working on his French, not German.

Le Mouse, then.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2023 02:43 PM (a3Q+t)

201 185 I'm informed they're coming out with a new season very soon. Eldest daughter is a yuge fan and we plan to watch together.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 20, 2023 02:33 PM (N3zMI)
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Why? Futurama lost some of its creativity and genius when it moved over to Comedy Central. Those seasons were OK, but nothing compared to peak Futurama (Seasons 1-4). I doubt making a new season on Hulu is going to improve it any.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 20, 2023 02:41 PM (YIVH2)

She says exactly the same thing. But we're going to give it a try just to see.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 20, 2023 02:44 PM (N3zMI)

202 ""five minutes" includes the time to just walk to the ride and get seated on it"

Best five minutes of the whole experience, usually.

Posted by: Hacked gp's Feed Off The Bird at July 20, 2023 02:44 PM (MvF+J)

203 Le Mouse, then.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 20, 2023 02:43 PM (a3Q+t)

"Who the hell is Mort?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 02:44 PM (9UlRk)

204 >Well Iger does plan to re-release old (Frozen and older) Disney films at about 1 per month to theaters. Actually a pretty good plan. We'll see if it comes to furuition.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 20, 2023 02:41 PM (17s+e)

Curious if they will Bowlderize them for 'modern' sensibilities.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 20, 2023 02:44 PM (NgqoH)

205 Why did Goofy wear clothes and talk, but Pluto didn't?

Because Goofy wanted into the AoS Sunday Book Thread. Pluto DGF about that.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 20, 2023 02:45 PM (17s+e)

206 191 I'm making $90 an hour working from home. I never imagined that it was honest to goodness yet my closest companion is earning sixteen thousand US dollars a month by working on the connection, ...
Posted by: xxx at July 20, 2023 02:42 PM

We get it, Joe, you're running your campaign from home. Don't need to rub it in our faces...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 20, 2023 02:45 PM (JCZqz)

207 In sports, nobody - they're going to keep ESPN and ABC sports to milk it for as long as possible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)

Amazon making massive inroads in the sports world.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 02:45 PM (KbCG3)

208 I am officially old. How old?

I just joined Triple A.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2023 02:45 PM (CgVac)

209 New Justified sucks so far. Incredibly pedestrian and also "super race conscious" and his 14 year old daughter shocker is gay though they were subtler than the usual leftard way about it.
==
Awesome, saves me some time. Thanks for the review.

Posted by: World's best turd avoidance system at July 20, 2023 02:45 PM (sh1GZ)

210 Who the hell is Mort?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 02:44 PM (9UlRk)

Bob Belcher's next door business friend?

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 02:46 PM (5e0cQ)

211 Its like Iger invaded Russia.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2023 02:46 PM (n+GXa)

212 New Justified sucks so far. Incredibly pedestrian and also "super race conscious" and his 14 year old daughter shocker is gay though they were subtler than the usual leftard way about it.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2023 02:43 PM (BsqVB)

I have no desire to see that. The original was nearly perfect. Let's just cherish that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at July 20, 2023 02:46 PM (xPJvm)

213
Disney Fire Sale


You all know it

You all love it

A rejoinder from "Office Space"

https://youtu.be/N9wsjroVlu8

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2023 02:46 PM (CEQjs)

214 In other news, Joe Cunningham of RedState.com is still the biggest douche in the universe.

Posted by: Tracy at July 20, 2023 02:46 PM (t/whR)

215 Curious if they will Bowlderize them for 'modern' sensibilities.

But of course. But they will gaslight you and say they were not. Or "edited for time".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 02:46 PM (slgIg)

216 Why did Goofy wear clothes and talk, but Pluto didn't?

I feel there's a Pluto and Uranus joke to be harvested here, but I'm not seeing it...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 20, 2023 02:46 PM (JCZqz)

217 I have to confess on this one I fell for the idea that the more shareholders (NOT "stakeholder") the better. Everyone would have in interest. What I missed - and many others did as well - was that dispersing that much ownership among so many really meant a very few people would really end up controlling big corporations. And they would be, effectively, vampires.

We were better off when the actual owners had to run things.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 20, 2023 02:46 PM (brAQZ)

218 Ralph Northam and other high ranking Democrats lash out at SCOTUS & Ron DeSantis after woman is arrested in Florida for trying to perform a late term abortion. A woman's right to choose is sacrosanct in America!!!

Police: Teen mom tried to hire hitman to kill her 3-year-old son.
youtube.com/watch?v=74v-1XlFgbM
WPLG Local 10
4,287 views Jul 20, 2023
Miami-Dade police say an 18-year-old mother tried to hire a hitman online to kill her 3-year-old son

Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at July 20, 2023 02:47 PM (MFZ8i)

219 Can anybody make money streaming sports?

Posted by: mr tmz at July 20, 2023 02:47 PM (rJ48h)

220 The original unedited Star Wars trilogy did get a DVD release. It was limited edition, came with the Special Editions and was non animorphiwidescreen (meaning it's in a smaller box on the tv).

Supposedly Lucas made it impossible to release the original theater cut, either by destruction or contract and that double release was the one time way to get it on dvd.

Posted by: Bete at July 20, 2023 02:48 PM (Yl8dY)

221 How desperate has the Pædo Rat been the last few years?

They remade fucking *Pete's Dragon*!

Posted by: logprof at July 20, 2023 02:48 PM (Ofu2c)

222 ... is "streaming sports" a euphemism for a pissing contest?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 02:48 PM (9UlRk)

223 New Justified sucks so far. Incredibly pedestrian and also "super race conscious" and his 14 year old daughter shocker is gay though they were subtler than the usual leftard way about it.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2023 02:43 PM (BsqVB)
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Concur. Very disappointing. It was such a high quality show all around. Coasting on the previous fandom like everything else... I suspect Didley's influence in this.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 20, 2023 02:48 PM (17s+e)

224 Ewww.. that Kathleen Kennedy is quite a looker if you are into ugly.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at July 20, 2023 02:48 PM (sI15f)

225 Miami-Dade police say an 18-year-old mother tried to hire a hitman online to kill her 3-year-old son

Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at July 20, 2023 02:47 PM (MFZ8i)

Her body her choice

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2023 02:48 PM (BsqVB)

226 Can anybody make money streaming sports?
Posted by: mr tmz


MMA seems to do a pretty good job of it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2023 02:48 PM (CgVac)

227 219 Can anybody make money streaming sports?
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I don't know but the hot ticket is Women's Basketball.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2023 02:48 PM (n+GXa)

228 All the Lethal Weapon episodes?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

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They were getting too old for that sh!t anyways.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 20, 2023 02:48 PM (f1kZG)

229 The best Disney animated feature was Fantasia. It was all downhill after that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 02:48 PM (xTRSc)

230 Ralph Northam and other high ranking Democrats lash out at SCOTUS & Ron DeSantis after woman is arrested in Florida for trying to perform a late term abortion

Someone needs to tell Ralph that his 15 minutes are up and nobody GAS what he thinks about anything.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 20, 2023 02:49 PM (eOEVl)

231 She says exactly the same thing. But we're going to give it a try just to see.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 20, 2023 02:44 PM

The new Beavis and Butthead is great. The newish HeMan and She-ra are garbage. Anything is possible!

Posted by: Movie Moron at July 20, 2023 02:49 PM (JCZqz)

232 I like it. It's 2 and 5 that don't exist.

Posted by: ace at July 20, 2023 02:30 PM (KRtlO)

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Agreed. Most will probably disagree, but the chemistry between Willis and the computer kid worked - they were fun to watch bantering.

Posted by: 496 at July 20, 2023 02:49 PM (eSg7d)

233 > Why did Goofy wear clothes and talk, but Pluto didn't?

Goofy is an anthropomorphized dog. Pluto is a dog.

Cartoon logic doesn't have to make sense.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2023 02:49 PM (0N1h0)

234 one presumes they're touching up their resumes and learning to code.

Serendipitously, I just wrote about coding in HyperTalk. Listen up, former ABC spokesmodels, it is truly the language of the future!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 20, 2023 02:49 PM (5RhKJ)

235 221 How desperate has the Pædo Rat been the last few years?

They remade fucking *Pete's Dragon*!
Posted by: logprof at July 20, 2023 02:48 PM (Ofu2c)

The original had Mickey Rooney and... that woman was in a couple 70s movies...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 02:49 PM (zZu0s)

236 What I missed - and many others did as well - was that dispersing that much ownership among so many really meant a very few people would really end up controlling big corporations. And they would be, effectively, vampires.

The reality is that the Board of Directors of broadly-owned companies like Disney don't have to answer to anyone. That's why they're made up of a bunch of overpaid celebrity "names" that have absolutely no qualifications for overseeing the type of business that their company does.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2023 02:49 PM (guGkK)

237 Also, I should tangentially note that the death of Netflix due to their crackdown of password sharing was always oversold. They've received no real backlash and have seen massive increases in subscriber numbers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 02:39 PM (LvTSG)


I need to share this with you. It is about the Netflix password sharing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hi9E7CDpLs

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2023 02:50 PM (xhaym)

238 The original had Mickey Rooney and... that woman was in a couple 70s movies...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 02:49 PM (zZu0s)

Helen Ready... Singer

Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2023 02:50 PM (bs+z0)

239 Zippity do da, so glad I have a full copy of Song of the South.

Posted by: Infidel at July 20, 2023 02:50 PM (0zJ6Q)

240 Disney stooge: Mr. Iger, we just received a communication from Hulu!
Iger: What does it say?
Stooge: Um, nothing. Its a Black Hand with the words "Pagare o morire."

Posted by: Regular joe. Not just mad, Samuel L Jackson mad at July 20, 2023 02:50 PM (nnp+f)

241 Helen Ready... Singer
Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2023 02:50 PM (bs+z0)

See, my brain said Helen Ready but I thought it was just the energy drink making me stupid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 02:51 PM (zZu0s)

242 Helen Ready

Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2023 02:50 PM (bs+z0)

That's what the boys used to call me back in '53. 1853

Posted by: Helen Thomas at July 20, 2023 02:51 PM (BsqVB)

243 187 But do you have the Star Wars Christmas special?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 02:51 PM (xTRSc)

244 223 New Justified sucks so far. Incredibly pedestrian and also "super race conscious" and his 14 year old daughter shocker is gay though they were subtler than the usual leftard way about it.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2023 02:43 PM (BsqVB)
==

Concur. Very disappointing. It was such a high quality show all around. Coasting on the previous fandom like everything else... I suspect Didley's influence in this.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 20, 2023 02:48 PM (17s+e)

How good was the original Justified? It made Michael Rapaport seem like a legit actor.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 02:51 PM (KbCG3)

245 >219 Can anybody make money streaming sports?

Posted by: mr tmz at July 20, 2023 02:47 PM (rJ48h)

Since sports is linear, I doubt it. I suppose there is some market for people who want to watch old games/event, but likely not enough to be viable. On the other hand, if the streaming services undercut over-the-air broadcasters by offering sports ball leagues beau-coup $$ for exclusive rights, then yes.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 20, 2023 02:51 PM (NgqoH)

246 New Justified sucks so far.

Set aside the dumb woke shit you mentioned. The commercials for this looked really dull. The writing did not seem snappy, and it featured the usual dull plotting in which the law enforcement agent's family is in mortal danger because of his day job. It looked and felt like Must-Not-See TV.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 20, 2023 02:51 PM (ppBhU)

247 So since this is a movie thread:

Watched Thunder Road last evening. Robert Mitchum is one of those actors I like to watch no matter the quality of the movie around him. Sorta like Gene Hackman.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 20, 2023 02:51 PM (N3zMI)

248 Disneyland probably has value as the set for some dystopian movie, set in a decayed entertainment park, in a decayed state.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2023 02:51 PM (oeYLT)

249 In live-action movies, the rest of the studios.
In animation, probably Skydance but Dreamworks will pull up some of the slack, too.

In TV, the other networks or whoever buys ABC.

In sports, nobody - they're going to keep ESPN and ABC sports to milk it for as long as possible.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 20, 2023 02:40 PM (t0OGg)

The best animated movies in the past 10 years have been Dreamworks.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 20, 2023 02:51 PM (N1DT3)

250 Update! WDW_Pro notes that an analyst estimates that LucasFilm has lost 75% of its purchase value under Kathleen Kennedy and Bob Iger.

Oh wait -- he's just quoting me for that 75% figure. And this is a bit of circular reporting, to be honest.


Congrats! You've moved up to "Top Men/Russiagate" levels of authenticity! Ace is going Fed!!!!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 20, 2023 02:52 PM (JCZqz)

251 Police: Teen mom tried to hire hitman to kill her 3-year-old son.
youtube.com/watch?v=74v-1XlFgbM
WPLG Local 10
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Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at July 20, 2023 02:47 PM (MFZ8i)

She would have had an abortion if the Supreme Court hadn't overturned Roe v Wade !! --- Leftist with Time Blindness

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 02:52 PM (5e0cQ)

252 I get that there are very woke people in the film industry, but they're not very intelligent-in addition to their politics, I mean- if they didn't understand that an ancient Indiana who has to rely on help from his goddaughter wouldn't appeal to most of the film going public, in addition to every other bomb Disney has produced lately.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2023 02:52 PM (Keyt1)

253 > The best Disney animated feature was Fantasia. It was all downhill after that.

Unpopular opinion: I don't like Fantasia.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2023 02:52 PM (0N1h0)

254 165 The Disney Family channel is more woke than their movies.


When the kids coming out of Disney shows universally wound up as traumatized, fucked-up adults, Disney didn't do a single thing to investigate.

That was signal #1 that Walt's family-friendly vision was dead. And it's gotten exponentially worse since Britney & Co.

Posted by: red speck at July 20, 2023 02:53 PM (0Id0S)

255 Faster, Mickeymouse! Kill! Kill!

Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2023 02:53 PM (gdCjN)

256 I liked a lot of the old Disney movies:

Peter Ustinov as Blackbeard's Ghost (and more importantly Suzanne Plechette as Dean Jones' love interest.)

The Cat from Outer Space? I remember Col Potter (Harry Morgan?) in that one, but no one else.

The Computer who wore Tennis shoes- the great Kurt Russell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 02:53 PM (zZu0s)

257 "Bring back Song of the South!"

I went to a museum in Mississippi that had that on official DVD for sale in the gift shop.

Almost kicking myself that I didn't buy it. But I did get a cute pair of confederate battle flag earrings that I haven't been bold enough to wear yet.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 20, 2023 02:53 PM (ou9hh)

258 I've got both. I'm a geek like that.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at July 20, 2023 02:41 PM (xPJvm

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I haven't seen Song of the South since I was a child, but I do recall there were some good songs in it. I'd watch it again if they brought it back.

Posted by: 496 at July 20, 2023 02:53 PM (eSg7d)

259 Watched Thunder Road last evening. Robert Mitchum is one of those actors I like to watch no matter the quality of the movie around him. Sorta like Gene Hackman.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo
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Was filmed locally. People still talk about it. Just had a conversation yesterday about the filling station that they blew up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2023 02:53 PM (oeYLT)

260 Oh wait -- he's just quoting me for that 75% figure. And this is a bit of circular reporting, to be honest.

Hey, if it's good enough for the Russia collusion hoax, it's good enough for this Moron.

Posted by: InZona at July 20, 2023 02:53 PM (insHU)

261 We don't know yet, but it will be revealed that this is all Trump's fault. That will clear the decks for a fresh round of faggotry movies and amusement rides.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2023 02:54 PM (n+GXa)

262 I don't think streaming makes money for anyone, outside of intermittent boxing matches or concerts, like pay per view.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 20, 2023 02:54 PM (hG6Vm)

263 253 > The best Disney animated feature was Fantasia. It was all downhill after that.

Unpopular opinion: I don't like Fantasia.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2023 02:52 PM (0N1h0)

*fistbump*

I especially hate what Leopold Stowkowski did with his butchering of the classical scores.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 20, 2023 02:54 PM (N3zMI)

264 How will this affect the release of the live-action Steambath Willie on the 100th anniversary October 16?

Posted by: Kiss My Willie at July 20, 2023 02:54 PM (T0tUU)

265
where once stood 1,000 journalists between their readers and scores of city halls, now there were 150.
Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton

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lol, sure.

Maybe in the good old days, like when the L.A. Times actually reported on the affirmative action nightmare of King/Drew hospital. They did a diligent job over decades documenting the horrors. In 2020, they literally printed an apology for their work on King/Drew because it was racist.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 02:54 PM (lCaJd)

266 248 Disneyland probably has value as the set for some dystopian movie, set in a decayed entertainment park, in a decayed state.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2023 02:51 PM (oeYLT)

Zombieland Part V, let's do Disney?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2023 02:54 PM (oHd/0)

267 I was gonna make the Simpsons joke, but was of course too late.

Posted by: Jim Rose at July 20, 2023 02:55 PM (VFl7m)

268 It's all his fault. He bought a bunch of companies, ran then into the ground with wokeness, and now he's dumping them.

Disney Freeform is Dirty Disney. Gay sex, F-bombs, etc., and the "adult" entertainment is pretty much the same: lessons diversity, sexuality, hatred of America.

Posted by: PJ at July 20, 2023 02:55 PM (G1dq6)

269 262 I don't think streaming makes money for anyone, outside of intermittent boxing matches or concerts, like pay per view.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 20, 2023 02:54 PM (hG6Vm)

There may have been an illusion of the possibility of profitability during lockdowns, but it was a mirage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 02:55 PM (zZu0s)

270 Sound of Freedom has officially crossed the 100M dollar mark.

S**K It IGER!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 20, 2023 02:55 PM (rc3Z7)

271 243 It's never been officially released on video, or even retired so of course I'd never seen, it. How could I without an official release aargh to all?

Posted by: Bete, who may know a thing about pirate infested waters at July 20, 2023 02:55 PM (Yl8dY)

272 Unpopular opinion: I don't like Fantasia.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2023 02:52 PM (0N1h0)

Never did anything for me either. I think you have to be high.

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 02:55 PM (5e0cQ)

273 Was filmed locally. People still talk about it. Just had a conversation yesterday about the filling station that they blew up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2023 02:53 PM (oeYLT)

Cool beans!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 20, 2023 02:55 PM (N3zMI)

274 I've read somewhere, maybe here, that part of the reason Iger wants to sell off ABC is that Iger didn't acquire ABC.

It's thought that if he sells off LucasFilm or Pixar, it would be at a massive loss compared to what he paid for them.

This would identify Iger as a massive failure and rube that bought numerous pigs in a pokes. This would then, in turn, lead to his shameful dismissal.

Posted by: Every Black Woman in Government at July 20, 2023 02:56 PM (VKCXD)

275 247 So since this is a movie thread:

Watched Thunder Road last evening. Robert Mitchum is one of those actors I like to watch no matter the quality of the movie around him. Sorta like Gene Hackman.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 20, 2023 02:51 PM (N3zMI)

After recently watching a crap ton of movies made before I was born, I can say that Gene Hackman may be my favorite actor. Although Hoosiers kinda, sorta, just a little bit, sucked.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 02:56 PM (KbCG3)

276 Unpopular opinion: I don't like Fantasia.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2023 02:52 PM (0N1h0)



*looks down shamefully* Heavy Metal really isn't that good.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2023 02:56 PM (aD39U)

277 "WDW_Pro notes that an analyst estimates that LucasFilm has lost 75% of its purchase value under Kathleen Kennedy and Bob Iger."

That is some grade-A motherfucking grrrrrrl power right there!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 20, 2023 02:56 PM (IaW6U)

278 I haven't seen Song of the South since I was a child, but I do recall there were some good songs in it. I'd watch it again if they brought it back.
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Yep. Good movie. Too bad they had blacks in it. Nothing upsets blacks moar then movies with blacks in it.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2023 02:57 PM (n+GXa)

279 210 Who the hell is Mort?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 02:44 PM (9UlRk)

Bob Belcher's next door business friend?
Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 02:46 PM (5e0cQ)


After watching that show since it started, I just now got the joke that the mortician is named Mort. Thank you.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 20, 2023 02:57 PM (JXens)

280 I get that there are very woke people in the film industry, but they're not very intelligent-in addition to their politics, I mean- if they didn't understand that an ancient Indiana who has to rely on help from his goddaughter wouldn't appeal to most of the film going public, in addition to every other bomb Disney has produced lately.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2023 02:52 PM (Keyt1)

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You get more of what you subsidize & reward (like stupidity & vice) and less of what you tax & punish (like merit & virtue).

Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2023 02:57 PM (gdCjN)

281
The best Disney animated feature was Fantasia. It was all downhill after that.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

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You didn't like The Little Mermaid? (My favorite is Aladdin.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 02:57 PM (lCaJd)

282 Robert Mitchum: The first person to perfect acting by sleepwalking.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 02:57 PM (xTRSc)

283 So since this is a movie thread:

They are a rare breed around here.

Posted by: spindrift at July 20, 2023 02:57 PM (iG1Nf)

284 275 247 So since this is a movie thread:

Watched Thunder Road last evening. Robert Mitchum is one of those actors I like to watch no matter the quality of the movie around him. Sorta like Gene Hackman.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 20, 2023 02:51 PM (N3zMI)

Counter: I HATE Grass is Always Greener. Cuck apologia. Cary Grant and... Deborah Carr/Kerr(?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 02:57 PM (zZu0s)

285 *looks down shamefully* Heavy Metal really isn't that good.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2023 02:56 PM (aD39U)

/Hands G'rump a hit of LSD

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2023 02:58 PM (oHd/0)

286 Release the original, unedited Star Wars Trilogy and Song of the South on DVD. Should get lots of interested collectors buying!

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The market has been filled by restoration projects for Star Wars.

You can go search for things like Harmy's Despecialized Star Wars and find where people have put countless hours into having as close to the original releases as possible.

Disney could release them and lots of people would buy them, but they somehow managed to miss that market, too. And now people don't give a crap about Star Wars, either. Which I can hardly believe I'm writing, and my fifteen to twenty year old self would never have believed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 20, 2023 02:58 PM (9ULwW)

287 On the bit “of circular reporting”; that never stops the leftists. It is practically the way they smear their targets. One outlet publishes a hit piece and then the rest of the press picks up the smear as “reported elsewhere.”

I say fuck Disney. Iger deserves every second of the misery and I’m glad it will tank his hopes of running for office. He’d be a shitty ambassador as well.

Disney is a political entity - a leftist political entity. I don’t contribute to left wing politics, so I don’t buy Disney ANYTHING. Why contribute to an opponent.

Posted by: Jake Speed at July 20, 2023 02:58 PM (Vu1jV)

288 You get more of what you subsidize & reward (like stupidity & vice) and less of what you tax & punish (like merit & virtue).

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Should have included poverty and prosperity, respectively ...

Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2023 02:58 PM (gdCjN)

289 282 Robert Mitchum: The first person to perfect acting by sleepwalking.
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Snort. But this is an improvement on talking wood Gregory Peck.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2023 02:58 PM (n+GXa)

290 You know what also hasn't aged well? The Song Remains the Same. I actually paid to see that in the theater but recently downloaded it for the nostalgia.


I guess I better not watch any of the Beatles movies.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2023 02:59 PM (aD39U)

291 >Robert Mitchum: The first person to perfect acting by sleepwalking.


He was stoned.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 20, 2023 02:59 PM (rJ48h)

292 Spinning off non-core businesses...Oh Man if that doesn't bring back memories of early 2000s! All those hotshot Harvard MBA clones had decided that management is fungible - if you can manage one thing, then you can manage another thing - got into CFO and CEO slots to launch major acquisition sprees, regardless of what the business was. Management is management, doncha know. And then they spent the first decade trying to spin off all those "non-core" business acquisitions (although without learning that management is NOT fungible). Iger is of that ilk, and every bit as blinkered as they are.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at July 20, 2023 02:59 PM (K58O6)

293 Too bad they had blacks in it. Nothing upsets blacks moar then movies with blacks in it.

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This might be the most perfect comment on the topic that I've ever seen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 20, 2023 02:59 PM (9ULwW)

294 29 17 Which cartoon will be the first to transition? Mickey? Minnie? Pluto? Donald Duck?
Posted by: Montec at July 20, 2023 02:21 PM (BhqnE)

Goofy .. No one knows what Goofy is anyway

Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2023 02:22 PM (bs+z0)


Sadly, it will be Bambi. The sicko pervs want to destroy everything normal people loved as children. Kinda demonic, really.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 20, 2023 02:59 PM (PvVvQ)

295 Faster, Mickeymouse! Kill! Kill!

Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2023 02:53 PM (gdCjN)

Oh, you...

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2023 02:59 PM (BsqVB)

296 You didn't like The Little Mermaid? (My favorite is Aladdin.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 02:57 PM (lCaJd)

Little Mermaid
Beauty and the Beast
Aladdin
Lion King

Is probably one of the most successful runs of films for any studio ever until Marvel- and it was one right after another. I cannot think of anything to match it besides Marvel. TJM, right or wrong?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 03:00 PM (zZu0s)

297 Yep. Good movie. Too bad they had blacks in it. Nothing upsets blacks moar then movies with blacks in it.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2023 02:57 PM (n+GXa)

Yeah, when they Dis Gone with the Wind for the Mammy character... which opened doors for Blacks in Hollywood...

Floors me.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2023 03:00 PM (oHd/0)

298 The original unedited Star Wars trilogy did get a DVD release. It was limited edition, came with the Special Editions and was non animorphiwidescreen (meaning it's in a smaller box on the tv).

Supposedly Lucas made it impossible to release the original theater cut, either by destruction or contract and that double release was the one time way to get it on dvd.
Posted by: Bete at July 20, 2023 02:48 PM (Yl8dY)

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This is my understanding as well. Lucas prefers the Special Editions to the original theatrical releases saying the originals were a compromise on his "vision".

You know mercenary Disney would put out the originals on blu-ray or 4K in a heartbeat, especially as hard up for cash as they are, so there has to be a contract saying they can't.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 20, 2023 03:00 PM (f1kZG)

299 296 Is probably one of the most successful runs of films for any studio ever until Marvel- and it was one right after another. I cannot think of anything to match it besides Marvel. TJM, right or wrong?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 03:00 PM (zZu0s)

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Pixar?

Canon Films?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

300 My dad loved all the movies that you had to be high to enjoy.

I wonder if he was trying to tell us something.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2023 03:00 PM (BsqVB)

301 BTW, Song of the South is available restored and as far as I know uncut on the Internet Archive. Look for something like the “Notelu” version.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at July 20, 2023 03:00 PM (5RhKJ)

302

"But his streaming business is expected to register a loss of about $800 million in the company's just-ended third quarter."

Leadership lessons from Bob Iger.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 20, 2023 03:00 PM (UCNv1)

303 Bolt is my favorite animated movie.

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 03:00 PM (5e0cQ)

304 Who the hell is Mort?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2023 02:44 PM


Death's apprentice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 20, 2023 03:00 PM (FVJNG)

305 I hope they leave the Winnie-the-Pooh cartoons alone.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 03:01 PM (xTRSc)

306
I plead guilty to my racism, but watching an angry black man or black woman that constitute 13% of the population cast as perfect and heroic is difficult to identify with.

For Asians it's completely impossible.

Posted by: Auspex at July 20, 2023 03:01 PM (j4U/Z)

307 229 The best Disney animated feature was Fantasia. It was all downhill after that.


They should send the original to Industrial Light & Magic to give it the ol' CGI update. Don't they know that it's not finished until the audience goes into epileptic seizures from all the unnecessary background chaos? Or quiet transitional moments are best filled with computer-generated NPCs that pull your attention from the main characters to a never-seen-before alien creature doing something comically violent in the corner? That's REAL filmmaking. Just ask George.

Posted by: red speck at July 20, 2023 03:01 PM (0Id0S)

308 If anyone really wants to fuck up Disney, have Congress rewrite the copyright laws back to the original 20 year standard.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 20, 2023 03:01 PM (cMXNt)

309 For Asians it's completely impossible.
Posted by: Auspex at July 20, 2023 03:01 PM (j4U/Z)



Because they are inscrutable.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 20, 2023 03:01 PM (aD39U)

310 Who the hell is Mort?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Alien...remember the show 'Mort and Mindy'?

Uh, wait a minute...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2023 03:01 PM (TyYgv)

311 Iger has shown visitors a model of one of his yachts and enthused about the new superyacht he is building. The boat is expected to be 30 feet longer than Iger's first superyacht, the 180-foot Aquarius

He should sell tickets for vacations on that. I imagine it's miles better than the Galactic Starcruiser experience.

Posted by: spindrift at July 20, 2023 03:02 PM (iG1Nf)

312 Goofy .. No one knows what Goofy is anyway

Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2023 02:22 PM (bs+z0)

Goofy has too much screen time in his own movies. He actually gets the girl... by Disco Dancing... besides, he has a Kid.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2023 03:02 PM (oHd/0)

313 Pixar is nihilist commie shit in wolf's clothing. I know it's blasphemous but outside of a few very obvious wins I never bought it.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2023 03:02 PM (BsqVB)

314 And why couldn't Disney consider getting writers alive now who haven't written woke novels, or retired screenwriters who still might be quite capable of writing good screenplays? This does not seem like Rocket Science to me..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 20, 2023 03:02 PM (Keyt1)

315 LOL. From the Gay Barack meme yesterday:

Just saw a meme on Facebook where Melania is sitting with Barack.

Obama asks her, "how could you marry that man?"
Melania replies, "I was hoing tk azk you the same thing."

😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2023 03:02 PM (CgVac)

316 Pixar?

Canon Films?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

Hmmm. Could be right on Pixar.

Toy Story(s)
Wall-E
The Incredibles
Up! (which is really just the first five minutes being a perfect film. It is like reverse Unforgiven.)

Touché, TJM.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 03:02 PM (zZu0s)

317 Have they thought about re-releasing a new Tarzan with the lead character portrayed as a POC?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 20, 2023 03:02 PM (VKCXD)

318 Not sure who owns it, but apparently the new barbie movie is a man-hating fest too. Not that I would ever see it anyway.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2023 03:02 PM (8GBH4)

319 Iger? Don't even know 'er!

Posted by: Just the punchline at July 20, 2023 03:02 PM (PiwSw)

320 Unpopular opinion: I don't like Fantasia.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2023 02:52 PM (0N1h0)

*fistbump*

I especially hate what Leopold Stowkowski did with his butchering of the classical scores.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 20, 2023 02:54 PM (N3zMI)

Fantasia is a film many people admire, but nobody watches.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 20, 2023 03:03 PM (dGCAG)

321 Here's a strategic partner for ESPN: My dick.

It's red meat like that that keeps me coming back.

Posted by: hatethedeepstate at July 20, 2023 03:03 PM (3CMv7)

322 297 The Mammie character makes Gone With the Wind for me. She has the best speech in the whole damn movie, when she’s describing Rhett’s behavior after Bonnie’s death.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 03:03 PM (xTRSc)

323 286 ...so you aren't up for Heavy Metal 2000 then?

Posted by: Bete at July 20, 2023 03:03 PM (Yl8dY)

324
He posited that if they just shut down all production of new movies ...

Posted by: Moki

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I'd love to see them walk away from the dumpster fire of their current productions. As for the stuff that's already out there, like the race-swapped Little Mermaid and Snow Brown, no more support for it. Just leave all that woke talent standing there whimpering and hoping media bookings and red carpets come to them somehow, with the studio leagues away.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 03:03 PM (lCaJd)

325 I think I'm in the minority when I say Up is the worst animated movie. Even the first five minutes for me.

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 03:03 PM (5e0cQ)

326 307 229 The best Disney animated feature was Fantasia. It was all downhill after that.
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Imma gonna go with Snow White.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2023 03:03 PM (n+GXa)

327 Pretty amazing that all you'd probably need to do to be successful in the Disney CEO job is just get rid of the fags.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 20, 2023 03:03 PM (QRdjz)

328 313 Pixar is nihilist commie shit in wolf's clothing. I know it's blasphemous but outside of a few very obvious wins I never bought it.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2023 03:02 PM (BsqVB)

I never liked the Toy Story(s). I really liked the first Incredibles and Wall-E grew on me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

329 Not sure who owns it, but apparently the new barbie movie is a man-hating fest too. Not that I would ever see it anyway.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2023 03:02 PM (8GBH4)

In a way I almost welcome anything that isn't encouraging little girls to become boys.

But maybe it's doing that, too.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2023 03:04 PM (BsqVB)

330 I hope they leave the Winnie-the-Pooh cartoons alone.

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There was a 2011 movie release that was about as close to perfect as modern audiences could hope for. I don't know how to spell her name but Zoey Deschanel was involved with the music.

It's charming and so far as I remember completely free of any Pride or woke silliness, and approached the story with the respect and lightheartedness it deserved.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 20, 2023 03:04 PM (9ULwW)

331 329 In a way I almost welcome anything that isn't encouraging little girls to become boys.

But maybe it's doing that, too.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2023 03:04 PM (BsqVB)

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From what I've read, it's boilerplate 90s feminism about the true utopia being the matriarchy and men being dumb and useless.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

332 The Cat from Outer Space? I remember Col Potter (Harry Morgan?) in that one, but no one else.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 02:53 PM (zZu0s)

The Cat from Outer Space is my favorite. I remember seeing it in the theater. As a kid I was a big fan of Ken Berry. For some reason I thought he was hilarious. Ken Berry, McClain Stevenson, Sandy Duncan, and Roddy McDowell. Awesome cast - perfect for the cheap stupid kid humor that Disney was once known for. Now it’s all the not so secret agenda.

Posted by: Jake Speed at July 20, 2023 03:05 PM (Vu1jV)

333 325 I think I'm in the minority when I say Up is the worst animated movie. Even the first five minutes for me.
Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 03:03 PM (5e0cQ)

I disliked the rest of the movie, but the first five was a perfect encapsulation of the Hemingway shortest story:

For Sale:
Baby shoes.
Never worn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 03:05 PM (zZu0s)

334 317 Have they thought about re-releasing a new Tarzan with the lead character portrayed as a POC?
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Umm, Tarzan could swim.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2023 03:05 PM (n+GXa)

335 325 I think I'm in the minority when I say Up is the worst animated movie. Even the first five minutes for me.

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 03:03 PM (5e0cQ)

Worst? I can't say for sure on that but it certainly lost the plot pretty damn quick.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 03:05 PM (KbCG3)

336 Cars was the best Pixar movie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 03:05 PM (xTRSc)

337 Unpopular opinion: I don't like Fantasia.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2023 02:52 PM (0N1h0)

Never did anything for me either. I think you have to be high.
Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 02:55 PM (5e0cQ)


Disney did a fantasia like movie with Salvador Dali, and the clips I saw were odd.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2023 03:05 PM (xhaym)

338 But Bob the builder is doing a lot more cutting this time around.

Darn it all, Bob, it's "measure twice, cut once," not the other way around!

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 20, 2023 03:05 PM (Rbu5d)

339 Finding Nemo is easily Pixar's best film.

Disney has a number of great films, but nothing in the last decade.

Their decline mirrors the overall decline in the quality of movies.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 20, 2023 03:05 PM (rc3Z7)

340 Here's a strategic partner for ESPN: My dick.

what about my cut ?

Posted by: Mohel at July 20, 2023 03:05 PM (us2H3)

341 This is a horrific story in the Washington Examiner.

A 13 year old girl was cutting herself, giving her arm many scars. Her concerned parents took her to Children's Hospital of New Orleans.

The hospital staff immediately started pushing gender transition. The parents rejected this. The hospital staff ejected them from the room and consulted with the child to move forward with steps to transition the child.

Hospital staff then used emotional blackmail, "Would you rather have a live son or a dead daughter." LA also has laws that say minors don't need parental consent to pursue a path of medical intervention. When the parents rejected the doctor's plans, he froze them out. They had no right to see their daughter's medical records.

Apparently the only reason the girl wasn't fully transitioned is she couldn't get to the hospital on her own.

https://tinyurl.com/3n6njfje

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2023 03:06 PM (0N1h0)

342 337 Disney did a fantasia like movie with Salvador Dali, and the clips I saw were odd.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2023 03:05 PM (xhaym)

========

Dali designed the dream sequence in Hitchcock's Spellbound.

It was originally 20 minutes long and got cut down to 1.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

343 Make Up yours!

Posted by: Confused at July 20, 2023 03:06 PM (T0tUU)

344 Not sure who owns it, but apparently the new barbie movie is a man-hating fest too. Not that I would ever see it anyway.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2023 03:02 PM (8GBH4)

I'm not going to read up any further in the comments, but I'm assuming people are aware of the abomination that is the live action Snow White.

It starts with Snow White not being white, eliminates the purpose of the prince, and needless to say the... eh, whatever they're calling them, the 7 diverse friends who live in the woods... they're dwarves of a sort, but not in height.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 20, 2023 03:06 PM (dGCAG)

345 Get this: (WSJ) New York City Agrees to Pay $13.7 Million to George Floyd Protesters
Proposed settlement would be the latest government payout stemming from police behavior at 2020 protests

https://tinyurl.com/z856rttj

Posted by: JM in Fla/Ill - Behold the Manchurian Candidate at July 20, 2023 03:06 PM (g2zpy)

346 Yard sale eh...

Wonder if I can get one of those animantronic presidents heads for a few bucks?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 20, 2023 03:07 PM (d8qoa)

347 Suppress! Suppress like the wind!

Miranda Devine:

@ChuckGrassley just dropped FBI FD-1023 in which Burisma owner Mykola Zlochevsky says he paid Joe & Hunter Biden millions to make corruption prosecutions go away. Says he put Hunter on board to "protect us, through his dad…Hunter will take care of these things through his dad"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 03:07 PM (slgIg)

348 253 > The best Disney animated feature was Fantasia. It was all downhill after that.

Unpopular opinion: I don't like Fantasia.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2023 02:52 PM

I can't take either of you seriously without the threat of physical violence to back up your assertions.

Fight me!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at July 20, 2023 03:07 PM (JCZqz)

349 I think that Maus refuses to sell sell ESPN because unlike FX and ABC which are, let us say, permanently destroyed, ESPN *could* be rehabilitated from its wokeness. Rehabilitated into a red blooded American sports network that makes the world safe for Toxic Masculinity in all of it's competitive inclination once more. So they *have* to hold onto it to make sure that doesn't happen. Men can't have entertainment that makes them feel good about being Men.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 20, 2023 03:07 PM (AmpGx)

350 336 Cars was the best Pixar movie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 03:05 PM (xTRSc)

If you ignore almost any other Pixar movie made, this is true.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 03:07 PM (KbCG3)

351 Have they thought about re-releasing a new Tarzan with the lead character portrayed as a POC?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Heh. Greystoke, as NPC.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2023 03:07 PM (vNC/Y)

352 Afternoon.

So...second look at Eisner?

Posted by: Robert at July 20, 2023 03:07 PM (1Yy3c)

353 I need to share this with you. It is about the Netflix password sharing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hi9E7CDpLs

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2023 02:50 PM (xhaym)

Thank you. This was hilarious. Checked out one of their other sketches as well. They look like the real deal.

Much better than SNL.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 20, 2023 03:07 PM (/iWhV)

354 326 Cars 2 makes Up! Look brilliant.

Posted by: Bete at July 20, 2023 03:08 PM (Yl8dY)

355 In a way I almost welcome anything that isn't encouraging little girls to become boys.

But maybe it's doing that, too.

--

Mentioned earlier, but parents need to be aware that the Big Nate TV series is very pro-gay. It's subtle at first, then there's openly gay adults and the kids dreaming of being gay.

Recommended for ages 7 and up.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 20, 2023 03:08 PM (9ULwW)

356 Movie thread movie question: have you seen Soul Plane? The most racisty racist movie against blacks I've ever seen.

Yet...

Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2023 03:08 PM (Jk9SN)

357 Snow White and The 7 bachelors sharing an apartment in midtown.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 03:08 PM (slgIg)

358
"Who the hell is Mort?"
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Friend of Bazooka Joe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2023 03:09 PM (63Dwl)

359 I disliked the rest of the movie, but the first five was a perfect encapsulation of the Hemingway shortest story:

For Sale:
Baby shoes.
Never worn.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 03:05 PM (zZu0s)

Shortest saddest story written. I agree they did that to perfection. Killing Bambi's mom was less sad .

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 03:09 PM (5e0cQ)

360
And why couldn't Disney consider getting writers alive now who haven't written woke novels, or retired screenwriters who still might be quite capable of writing good screenplays? This does not seem like Rocket Science to me..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

==========

There are decades' worth of perfectly good scripts registered with the Writers Guild. A studio could assign a handful of "script scouts" to grab stacks of them and find something family-friendly, exciting, high-quality, and suitable for all times. That would also be an easy solution to the supposed lack of content due to the writers' strike.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 03:09 PM (lCaJd)

361 If Disney sells ABC I imagine they'll sell the broadcaster but keep the production studios.

Posted by: Robert at July 20, 2023 03:09 PM (1Yy3c)

362 Sound of Freedom has officially crossed the 100M dollar mark.

S**K It IGER!!!
===

I could had a $100 milion movie!

Posted by: Bobby Iger at July 20, 2023 03:09 PM (17s+e)

363 Ratatouille Is the best Pixar movie.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 20, 2023 03:09 PM (VKCXD)

364 360 There are decades' worth of perfectly good scripts registered with the Writers Guild. A studio could assign a handful of "script scouts" to grab stacks of them and find something family-friendly, exciting, high-quality, and suitable for all times. That would also be an easy solution to the supposed lack of content due to the writers' strike.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 20, 2023 03:09 PM (lCaJd)

=========

"A Gay Romp With Adolf and Eva at Berchtesgaden"...it has potential...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

365 what about my cut ?

Posted by: Mohel at July 20, 2023 03:05 PM


We'll let you keep all of your tips.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 20, 2023 03:10 PM (FVJNG)

366 Cars 3 had potential, but of course they had to go with the hispanic grrrrrl racer who is faster and better than all of the boys even with no experience.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 03:10 PM (slgIg)

367 I never liked the Toy Story(s). I really liked the first Incredibles and Wall-E grew on me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 03:03 PM

I really like Elastigirl...and all the Rule 34 art she inspired...

Posted by: Perv Moron at July 20, 2023 03:10 PM (JCZqz)

368 Bolt even had a good original soundtrack.

I love everything about that movie.

Posted by: polynikes at July 20, 2023 03:11 PM (5e0cQ)

369 Unpopular opinion: I don't like Fantasia.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2023 02:52 PM


Cynda was hot when she was young

Posted by: REDACTED at July 20, 2023 03:11 PM (us2H3)

370 Imma gonna go with Snow White.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2023 03:03 PM (n+GXa)

Snow White is in every sense of the word, a masterpiece of art. The fact they're butchering it now is absolutely the last straw.

Who cares what they do to the "modern classics," like Mermaid, B and B, Aladdin, but Snow White? Go eat a poison apple, Dinsey. And die!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 20, 2023 03:11 PM (dGCAG)

371 The Incredibles was the best Pixar, hands down.

Who's ready for Elasta-Girl vs. Mirage?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 20, 2023 03:11 PM (N3zMI)

372 Bolt even had a good original soundtrack.

I love everything about that movie.
Posted by: polynikes

Bolt is an absolutely forgotten gem.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 20, 2023 03:11 PM (CIS44)

373 Sleeping Beauty is the best Disney animated movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 03:12 PM (LvTSG)

374 362 Sound of Freedom has officially crossed the 100M dollar mark.

S**K It IGER!!!
===

I could had a $100 milion movie!
Posted by: Bobby Iger at July 20, 2023 03:09 PM (17s+e)

Sound Of Freedom proves there's still a market with grown up movies with grown up sensibilities for grown ups.

Right now it's all super hero schlock and self-serving Oscar bait.

Posted by: Robert at July 20, 2023 03:12 PM (1Yy3c)

375 I like the idea of Bamboo transitioning. Then its mother can shoot herself

Posted by: Regular joe. Not just mad, Samuel L Jackson mad at July 20, 2023 03:12 PM (nnp+f)

376 My family all loved roller coasters. We'd take the kids to Six Flags in NJ. Always a great time. Who needs Disney

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 20, 2023 03:12 PM (RqMSv)

377 362 Sound of Freedom has officially crossed the 100M dollar mark



Fuck!!
- Democrat Pedos

Posted by: Montec at July 20, 2023 03:12 PM (BhqnE)

378 Bolt is an absolutely forgotten gem.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 20, 2023 03:11 PM


That's ridonkulous!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 20, 2023 03:12 PM (FVJNG)

379 Didn’t like Wall-E. Preachy environmental bullshit.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 03:12 PM (xTRSc)

380 Sound of Freedom has officially crossed the 100M dollar mark.



This is a QANON conspiracy theory.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 20, 2023 03:13 PM (CIS44)

381 Snow White and The 7 bachelors sharing an apartment in midtown.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 03:08 PM (slgIg)


I liked Rammstein's version, Sonne.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2023 03:13 PM (xhaym)

382 I really like Elastigirl...and all the Rule 34 art she inspired...
Posted by: Perv Moron at July 20, 2023 03:10 PM (JCZqz)

Dat ass...

Posted by: Robert at July 20, 2023 03:13 PM (1Yy3c)

383 "A Gay Romp With Adolf and Eva at Berchtesgaden"...it has potential...
---------------
Have you seen The Exception yet?

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2023 03:13 PM (n+GXa)

384 New Justified sucks so far. Incredibly pedestrian and also "super race conscious" and his 14 year old daughter shocker is gay though they were subtler than the usual leftard way about it.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2023 02:43 PM (BsqVB)


I won't say "sucks" -- yet. I was disappointed in a few things. Not saying what because I don't want to spoil anything. Having read the book which inspired this current series (as I know you have too), I'm looking at it from the perspective of what is faithful to the book story and what isn't. Does the series enhance the book story, or does it detract from it? Can't pass that judgment until the full series has aired.

Posted by: Doof at July 20, 2023 03:13 PM (2pH9T)

385 Didn’t like Wall-E. Preachy environmental bullshit.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I prefer the 'hey fat lazy people addicted to screens if you dont get off your fat ass this is want you will turn into' angle

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 20, 2023 03:14 PM (CIS44)

386 My kids must have watched Lion King 100 times each. It's Shakespeare for tots, baby. But then Eisner drove Katzenberg away

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 20, 2023 03:14 PM (RqMSv)

387
Indiana Jones and the Mass Layoff

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2023 03:14 PM (MoZTd)

388 Iger's yacht: https://www.royalhuisman.com/dreams_fulfilled/aquarius/

Posted by: scottst at July 20, 2023 03:14 PM (ojBxe)

389 Have they thought about re-releasing a new Tarzan with the lead character portrayed as a POC?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


GO AHEAD DISNEY. I DARE YOU.

Make Tarzan a black man raised by apes.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2023 03:14 PM (CgVac)

390 383 Have you seen The Exception yet?
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2023 03:13 PM (n+GXa)

========

I recognize the poster, at least. It seems to be on Paramount+.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

391 377 362 Sound of Freedom has officially crossed the 100M dollar mark

Fuck!!
- Democrat Pedos
Posted by: Montec at July 20, 2023 03:12 PM

Q-Anon Trumpers are fooling dumb Americans with their adrenochrome blood libel lies! Wake up sheeple!!!

Posted by: Daily Kos, probably at July 20, 2023 03:15 PM (JCZqz)

392 382 I really like Elastigirl...and all the Rule 34 art she inspired...
Posted by: Perv Moron at July 20, 2023 03:10 PM (JCZqz)

Dat ass...
Posted by: Robert at July 20, 2023 03:13 PM (1Yy3c)

Never could figure out why, if she could make herself ANY shape she wanted, she didn't make herself smokin Hawt.

or maybe she did, but only in the bedroom?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2023 03:15 PM (oHd/0)

393 Future history books on business will posit the theory that maybe turning over multi-billion dollar money printing machines, called by various names like Star Wars, Star Trek, and Dr Who, to a collection of female mediocrities with daddy issues and penis envy was a really really bad idea.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 20, 2023 03:15 PM (wb1YC)

394 >>>I really like Elastigirl...and all the Rule 34 art she inspired...
Posted by: Perv Moron at July 20, 2023 03:10 PM (JCZqz)
Dat ass...

When she sighs looking at her butt in the original Incredibles....

I'm thinking "Oh baby don't apologize."

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 20, 2023 03:15 PM (AmpGx)

395 Sound of Freedom has officially crossed the 100M dollar mark.

S**K It IGER!!!

I am not even going to say what I thought you typed. I am tired.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 03:15 PM (zZu0s)

396 Indiana Jones, and the Script of Doom!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2023 03:16 PM (oHd/0)

397
Indiana Jones and the Death Spiral

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2023 03:16 PM (MoZTd)

398 Toy Story 3 was great.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 20, 2023 03:16 PM (RqMSv)

399 Lady and The Tramp has always been a fave of mine.

Posted by: Montec at July 20, 2023 03:16 PM (BhqnE)

400 This does not seem like Rocket Science to me..

They simply don't want to.... all their media must push the marxist society destroying message.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 20, 2023 03:16 PM (8GBH4)

401 386 My kids must have watched Lion King 100 times each. It's Shakespeare for tots, baby. But then Eisner drove Katzenberg away
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 20, 2023 03:14 PM (RqMSv)

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The Lion King is dumb.

Kid runs away. Lazes about for a few years. Comes back because the girl needs help. Automatically becomes king in one fight despite having lazed about for years.

It's Shakespeare for dummies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

402 Didn’t like Wall-E. Preachy environmental bullshit.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I prefer the 'hey fat lazy people addicted to screens if you dont get off your fat ass this is want you will turn into' angle
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 20, 2023 03:14 PM (CIS44)

There's an old Mad Magazine strip that PIXAR ripped off that was exactly this.

Personally I feel Wall-e was a great film. It's preachy, yes, but in a generic 60s kind of way.

Posted by: Robert at July 20, 2023 03:16 PM (1Yy3c)

403
Indiana Jones and the Asset Seizure

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2023 03:17 PM (MoZTd)

404 Snow White and The 7 bachelors sharing an apartment in midtown.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 03:08 PM (slgIg)
===

The original porn movie was great!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 20, 2023 03:17 PM (17s+e)

405 Did Pixar do Despicable Me? If so, then I’d have to say that that was the best Pixar movie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 03:17 PM (xTRSc)

406 393 Future history books on business will posit the theory that maybe turning over multi-billion dollar money printing machines, called by various names like Star Wars, Star Trek, and Dr Who, to a collection of female mediocrities with daddy issues and penis envy was a really really bad idea.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 20, 2023 03:15 PM (wb1YC



Yeah.
- Bud Light.

Posted by: Montec at July 20, 2023 03:17 PM (BhqnE)

407 379 Didn’t like Wall-E. Preachy environmental bullshit.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 03:12 PM (xTRSc)

I liked the tone. Lonely duty. Job to do for no one. Purpose.

Considering how little dialogue is in it, it is remarkable story telling.

Yes, the enviro shit is annoying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 03:17 PM (zZu0s)

408 Personally I feel Wall-e was a great film. It's preachy, yes, but in a generic 60s kind of way.
Posted by: Robert

Its also visually stunning.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 20, 2023 03:17 PM (CIS44)

409 Did Pixar do Despicable Me? If so, then I’d have to say that that was the best Pixar movie.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Illumination

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 20, 2023 03:18 PM (CIS44)

410 Did Pixar do Despicable Me? If so, then I’d have to say that that was the best Pixar movie.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 03:17 PM


I did like those.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 20, 2023 03:18 PM (FVJNG)

411 390 383 Have you seen The Exception yet?
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2023 03:13 PM (n+GXa)

========

I recognize the poster, at least. It seems to be on Paramount+.
---------------
Watched it last night. Interesting to see Kaiser Wilhelm being the good guy finally. The chick has a great ass. Other than that it is an unbelievable fantasy. But I did watch it all.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 20, 2023 03:18 PM (n+GXa)

412 Future history books on business will posit the theory that maybe turning over multi-billion dollar money printing machines, called by various names like Star Wars, Star Trek, and Dr Who, to a collection of female mediocrities with daddy issues and penis envy was a really really bad idea.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 20, 2023 03:15 PM (wb1YC)

-------

Unfortunately, future history will be written by female mediocrities (and trannies) with daddy issues and penis envy.

Posted by: ShainS at July 20, 2023 03:18 PM (gdCjN)

413 401 386 My kids must have watched Lion King 100 times each. It's Shakespeare for tots, baby. But then Eisner drove Katzenberg away
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 20, 2023 03:14 PM (RqMSv)

========

The Lion King is dumb.

Kid runs away. Lazes about for a few years. Comes back because the girl needs help. Automatically becomes king in one fight despite having lazed about for years.

It's Shakespeare for dummies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 03:16 PM (LvTSG)

It's Hamlet with lions but ole Bill Shakespeare gets no credit.

Posted by: Robert at July 20, 2023 03:19 PM (1Yy3c)

414 somehow, I have made it thru life without seeing any of these "classics"

there is a world out there and a lot of it's free

Posted by: REDACTED at July 20, 2023 03:19 PM (us2H3)

415 Ant Weiner was on the PBD podcast, and he spazzed out when asked about the Clinton body count.

https://tinyurl.com/2w3tca8j

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2023 03:19 PM (0N1h0)

416 Here's a strategic partner for ESPN: My dick.

😂

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 20, 2023 03:19 PM (ExFoQ)

417 363 Ratatouille Is the best Pixar movie.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 20, 2023 03:09 PM (VKCXD)

---------------

Pixar had the greatest run any studio ever had. It started stumbling after Toy Story 3 with a Car 2 cash grab (not necessarily a bad movie though).

Pretty much around 2015 you could tell it was losing the mojo after Inside Out which is a great movie.

I have 4 kids, the first born in 2000 and the last in 2011 so I've seen pretty much everything up Pixar put up until about 2016 or so.



Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 20, 2023 03:19 PM (cMXNt)

418 I am picky about animated movies. I think my favorite is Robin Hood, with Peter Ustinov as Prince John.

"I sense you favor the gangly youth."

I also like The Jungle Book (the cartoon, not the live action - blech).

And the Black Cauldron. Which is only one part of Lloyd Alexnder's great young adult book series.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at July 20, 2023 03:20 PM (xPJvm)

419 The next post must be a doozy.

Posted by: InZona at July 20, 2023 03:20 PM (insHU)

420 413 It's Hamlet with lions but ole Bill Shakespeare gets no credit.
Posted by: Robert at July 20, 2023 03:19 PM (1Yy3c)

========

Hamlet didn't run away and eat bugs.

He killed Polonius like a boss cause he thought he was Claudius, then he talked to a skull before killing everyone else.

Simba should have gotten the hyenas to eat Timon and Pumba: it's the only way to fix The Lion King.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

421 It's all his fault. He bought a bunch of companies, ran then into the ground with wokeness, and now he's dumping them.
==
What did you expect from a jumped up weatherman?

Posted by: BTW predicting the weather is so cal is pretty easy at July 20, 2023 03:20 PM (sh1GZ)

422 Putting preachy feminists and lesbos has been a great thing for corporation's bottom line.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 20, 2023 03:20 PM (17s+e)

423 Megamind was before Despicable Me, no?

I liked that one, oddly enough.

https://tinyurl.com/5n6barh7

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 03:20 PM (zZu0s)

424 My kids were at the right age when Frozen was a thing. Must have watched it 1000 times including in the car. It was always on for maybe a year.

Posted by: Montec at July 20, 2023 03:20 PM (BhqnE)

425
Indiana Jones and the Short Sellers

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2023 03:20 PM (MoZTd)

426 I liked the tone. Lonely duty. Job to do for no one. Purpose.

Considering how little dialogue is in it, it is remarkable story telling.

Yes, the enviro shit is annoying.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 03:17 PM (zZu0s)

Wall'E was a Stalker.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2023 03:21 PM (oHd/0)

427 Don't know if any of you ever read it back in the day, but Heavy Metal magazine is officially done and gone.

Posted by: Azathoth at July 20, 2023 03:21 PM (wb1YC)

428 424 My kids were at the right age when Frozen was a thing. Must have watched it 1000 times including in the car. It was always on for maybe a year.

Posted by: Montec at July 20, 2023 03:20 PM (BhqnE)

Got locked in a Luca trap for awhile. Encanto got me out of that. Sadly, Coco did not gain the same traction in my household.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 03:21 PM (KbCG3)

429 Lucasfilm under Kennedy has created a new time period to set Star Wars media in. It's called The High Republic, and is apparently set a couple of centuries before the Clone Wars.

The first novel set in the High Republic sold quite well. It was the fifth highest grossing novel since Lucasfilm did away with the Expanded Universe, selling over 100,000 copies. The novels that outsold it were Chuck Wendig's novel, and three new Thrawn novels by Timothy Zahn. So it was in good company.

Subsequent High Republic novels haven't done so well. The most recent ones IIRC have sold less than 8000 each.


In comparison, Zahn's original Thrawn trilogy has sold over twenty million novels since their original release.

Posted by: junior at July 20, 2023 03:22 PM (sqPJv)

430 Iger's yacht: https://www.royalhuisman.com/dreams_fulfilled/aquarius/
Posted by: scottst at July 20, 2023 03:14 PM (ojBxe)


Oh, it's an actual sailing yacht! Very nice.

I wonder where he keeps the small children chained up.

Posted by: spindrift at July 20, 2023 03:22 PM (iG1Nf)

431 It's Hamlet with lions but ole Bill Shakespeare gets no credit.
Posted by: Robert at July 20, 2023 03:19 PM (1Yy3c)

Yeah, it basically is, but Dinsey made Rosenkranz and Guildenstern into comic relief... and had them live through to the sequels. And they were gay.

I also just can't get over an adult lion eating bugs. Sorry, no. The warthog would have been breakfast, and the meerkat the toothpick to remove hooves and tusks.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 20, 2023 03:22 PM (dGCAG)

432 It doesn't seem like the next generation cares much for Star Wars or TV for that matter. The generation that has the most discretionary spending dollars on a per capita basis also happens to be the smallest generation. Catering to Gen X is not too bad. But Gen X tastes tend to be closer to Boomer tastes. And there just ins't much of Gen X. And what Gen X really hates is taking a beloved product and tarnishing it with Woke BS (see, Bud Light).

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at July 20, 2023 03:23 PM (sX1BW)

433 Megamind was before Despicable Me, no?

I liked that one, oddly enough.

https://tinyurl.com/5n6barh7
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 03:20 PM (zZu0s)

Both Megamind and the first Despicable Me were in 2010

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 20, 2023 03:23 PM (CIS44)

434 The Lion King is dumb.

Kid runs away. Lazes about for a few years. Comes back because the girl needs help. Automatically becomes king in one fight despite having lazed about for years.

It's Shakespeare for dummies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


It's biblical. Prodigal son returns.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2023 03:23 PM (CgVac)

435 I also like The Jungle Book (the cartoon, not the live action - blech).

And the Black Cauldron. Which is only one part of Lloyd Alexnder's great young adult book series.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at July 20, 2023 03:20 PM (xPJvm)

I did like the Live Action Jungle Book they did in 1994.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2023 03:23 PM (oHd/0)

436 Posted by: Doof at July 20, 2023 03:13 PM (2pH9T)

They lost points for wokifying it.

I would take the pedestrian writing and flat character portrayals to an extent but the wokifying means I give it no quarter. There is no reason on God's Green Earth that his daughter has to complain about being taken to "conversion therapy" (even though she isn't) in the first five minutes of the show. Just dumb lib shit. Libs are the only people who even THINK about conversion therapy.

Wifey and I sat there gobsmacked at how tired the whole thing was. No snappy writing other than what came from the book. The dialog should be singing, the characters jumping out of the screen. As of now it's basically Law and Order.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2023 03:23 PM (BsqVB)

437 Two movie ideas for Disney:

The Mouse Trap
The Iger Sanction

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2023 03:23 PM (YqDXo)

438 > Automatically becomes king in one fight despite having lazed about for years.

Simba's a young lion. They establish early in the movie that Scar is physically weak and unimpressive, and that's when Simba's a young cub. By the time Simba challenges Scar, everyone's ready for Scar to be deposed because he's a terrible leader. They're just waiting for someone take action.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2023 03:23 PM (0N1h0)

439 Do they not know that the American people are too busy trying to survive this shit-show of an administration to care about their "victimhood"?
Posted by: Cheri

No. Be ause people have gone thru what the actors are going thru. But the actors could care less at the time.

Automation. Jobs shipped overseas. Closures.

There are some folks like set builders, artists, etc who will truly be hurt. Writers stuck by the actors. And now the actors will stick by the writers.

The rest of America has gone thru "AI" (and will continue to do) but this is a challenge to their "creativty." Which has never happened before.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 20, 2023 03:23 PM (FxH7T)

440
I am not even going to say what I thought you typed. I am tired.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


You aren't the only one.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2023 03:24 PM (63Dwl)

441
Never could figure out why, if she could make herself ANY shape she wanted, she didn't make herself smokin Hawt.

or maybe she did, but only in the bedroom?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2023 03:15 PM (oHd/0)

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I assume it took energy to morph out of her normal shape.

I have an idea that if magic existed that it would drain the exact amount of energy from the magician that is needed to move an object or whatever he is trying to do.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 20, 2023 03:24 PM (cMXNt)

442 I can imagine Bob Chapek and Michael Ovitz having drinks at the Beverly Hilton right now, and having a big laugh over this.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 20, 2023 02:37 PM (/iWhV)

Bob Chipeska > Bob Chapek

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 20, 2023 03:24 PM (b+YaX)

443 @268 It's all his fault. He bought a bunch of companies, ran then into the ground with wokeness, and now he's dumping them.

----

As Ace has noted, he's not selling the companies he bought. He's selling the ones his predecessors bought.

Posted by: junior at July 20, 2023 03:25 PM (sqPJv)

444 Disney can go fk the mouse for all I care

Posted by: Skip at July 20, 2023 03:25 PM (xhxe8)

445 Simba's a young lion. They establish early in the movie that Scar is physically weak and unimpressive, and that's when Simba's a young cub. By the time Simba challenges Scar, everyone's ready for Scar to be deposed because he's a terrible leader. They're just waiting for someone take action.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2023 03:23 PM (0N1h0)

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So presaging Joe Biden

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 20, 2023 03:25 PM (cMXNt)

446 Automatically becomes king in one fight despite having lazed about for years.


-

WAKANDA FO EVAH

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 20, 2023 03:25 PM (9ULwW)

447 Pixar had the greatest run any studio ever had. It started stumbling after Toy Story 3 with a Car 2 cash grab (not necessarily a bad movie though).

Pretty much around 2015 you could tell it was losing the mojo after Inside Out which is a great movie.

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Pixar was a victim of the Mee Too movement.

Sucks when your top producer is a perv, but I think his perviness was just that he liked the ladies.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at July 20, 2023 03:25 PM (sX1BW)

448 The source said Iger's "undisiplined, off-message" remarks last Thursday sent "shock waves" through Disney, which along with ABC and ESPN also owns FX and National Geographic.

-
Well, the way to save NatGeo is obvious. Just create a show Queer Animals of the Serengeti and spin off from there.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 20, 2023 03:25 PM (FVME7)

449 437 Two movie ideas for Disney:

The Mouse Trap
The Iger Sanction
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2023 03:23 PM (YqDXo)

the Rat Patrol

Posted by: REDACTED at July 20, 2023 03:26 PM (us2H3)

450 I do believe that the only reason they made the Despicable Me movies, however, was so they could make bank off of Minion merch.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 03:26 PM (xTRSc)

451 Pixar was a victim of the Mee Too movement.

Sucks when your top producer is a perv, but I think his perviness was just that he liked the ladies.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at July 20, 2023 03:25 PM (sX1BW)

From what I understand, not pervy, he just liked to hug people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 03:27 PM (zZu0s)

452 Wait. Are you telling me the massive ESPN wnba ratings haven’t saved Disney?

Posted by: Montec at July 20, 2023 03:27 PM (BhqnE)

453 Miranda Devine:

@ChuckGrassley just dropped FBI FD-1023 in which Burisma owner Mykola Zlochevsky says he paid Joe & Hunter Biden millions to make corruption prosecutions go away. Says he put Hunter on board to "protect us, through his dad…Hunter will take care of these things through his dad"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 03:07 PM (slgIg)
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This will only prove how corrupt DC is when everyone has a collective sigh and gets back to reporting what flavor ice cream Biden had today.

Posted by: WisRich at July 20, 2023 03:27 PM (G0vdT)

454 I have an idea that if magic existed that it would drain the exact amount of energy from the magician that is needed to move an object or whatever he is trying to do.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 20, 2023 03:24 PM (cMXNt)

Naruto does a pretty damn good job showing that, how chakra is a finite commodity, and when you run out, you're basically immobile until it rebuilds.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 20, 2023 03:28 PM (dGCAG)

455 438 > Automatically becomes king in one fight despite having lazed about for years.

Simba's a young lion. They establish early in the movie that Scar is physically weak and unimpressive, and that's when Simba's a young cub. By the time Simba challenges Scar, everyone's ready for Scar to be deposed because he's a terrible leader. They're just waiting for someone take action.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2023 03:23 PM (0N1h0)

=========

Simba is a terrible protagonist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

456 future history will be written by female mediocrities (and trannies) with daddy issues and penis envy

You'll remember that when you're making your "six figures in trade school" and teaching yourself ancient philosophy out of the back of a comic book in your spare time. Simmering in an Airstream is still a form of burning in the camps.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 20, 2023 03:28 PM (4PZHB)

457 Titanic Willie

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 20, 2023 03:28 PM (xTRSc)

458 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 20, 2023 03:29 PM (zZu0s)

459 Nood!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2023 03:29 PM (CgVac)

460 'I don't thing Walt done it this a'way, no I don't think Walt done it this a'way.'

Posted by: Eromero at July 20, 2023 03:29 PM (z3WCn)

461 Up the Down Staircase

Posted by: REDACTED at July 20, 2023 03:29 PM (us2H3)

462 453 Miranda Devine:

@ChuckGrassley just dropped FBI FD-1023 in which Burisma owner Mykola Zlochevsky says he paid Joe & Hunter Biden millions to make corruption prosecutions go away. Says he put Hunter on board to "protect us, through his dad…Hunter will take care of these things through his dad"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 03:07 PM (slgIg)
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This will only prove how corrupt DC is when everyone has a collective sigh and gets back to reporting what flavor ice cream Biden had today.
Posted by: WisRich at July 20, 2023 03:27 PM (G0vdT)

"It's this type of information that shows why we must commit to protecting and defending Ukraine at all costs!" - Everyone in our government and media

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 03:29 PM (KbCG3)

463 Good lord.

In India, two Christian women were set upon by a Hindu mob. The mob stripped the women naked, paraded them through the street, and gang raped them. When their family tried to intervene, the mob bludgeoned them to death.

https://tinyurl.com/45kze6y4

Posted by: bonhomme at July 20, 2023 03:30 PM (0N1h0)

464 I do believe that the only reason they made the Despicable Me movies, however, was so they could make bank off of Minion merch.

***

Oh absolutely. Reminds me of an old interview with Bobcat Goldthwait about Police Academy 2.
"So you're in the next movie, right?"
"Yeah, we had to make another one because there was so many unanswered questions from the first one."

Posted by: Azathoth at July 20, 2023 03:30 PM (wb1YC)

465 Simba is a terrible protagonist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at July 20, 2023 03:28 PM (LvTSG)

Are you in your depressive phase now? That was quick.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2023 03:31 PM (BsqVB)

466 Miranda Devine:

@ChuckGrassley just dropped FBI FD-1023 in which Burisma owner Mykola Zlochevsky says he paid Joe & Hunter Biden millions to make corruption prosecutions go away. Says he put Hunter on board to "protect us, through his dad…Hunter will take care of these things through his dad"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 20, 2023 03:07 PM (slgIg)
-----------

This will only prove how corrupt DC is when everyone has a collective sigh and gets back to reporting what flavor ice cream Biden had today.
Posted by: WisRich at July 20, 2023 03:27 PM (G0vdT)

----------------

The FBI simply does not have the tools to prove anything. We need to send them a couple of extra billion dollars and give them more ability to spy on Americans.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 20, 2023 03:31 PM (cMXNt)

467
"It's this type of information that shows why we must commit to protecting and defending Ukraine at all costs!" - Everyone in our government and media
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 20, 2023 03:29 PM (KbCG3)
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Ukraine made a good investment in Joe: He stay's bought.

Posted by: WisRich at July 20, 2023 03:33 PM (G0vdT)

468 I think I figured out the answer to the question I posed earlier. In The After Party, an Apple show largely about the gap between how we see ourselves and cold, hard reality, one character sees himself as a '40s PI in the Sam Spade /Philip Marlowe role and is repeatedly trying to bribe people by offering them "Hams". So what's a Ham? My best guess is that it's short for a Hamilton whose portrait graces the $10 bill.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 20, 2023 03:33 PM (FVME7)

469
There's only two ways that LucasFilm can make any money right now.

Full digital restoration and re-release of the original THEATRICAL cut of the first three films, to include a 4K restoration for home video, and a theatrical run.

Write a whole new trilogy with Jar-Jar as the true secret Sith Lord in a struggle with Palpatine for control of the Sith Legacy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 20, 2023 03:36 PM (n+4am)

470 When I was a kid, I used to watch the Mickey Mouse Club every afternoon after school. Sunday evenings, I'd walk or bike over to grandparents' house to watch The Wonderful World of Disney in color. And almost all the pre-main movie shorts at the Saturday movie matinees were something by Disney, mainly something about nature. I dreamed that my parents might suddenly find a pile of money and take us to Disneyland.

And the whole thing went to help the instant Walt was not there to run things.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at July 20, 2023 03:37 PM (B7rlW)

471 Wait. Are you telling me the massive ESPN wnba ratings haven’t saved Disney?
Posted by: Montec at July 20, 2023 03:27 PM (BhqnE)
________________

The solution is clear: WNBA+.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2023 03:38 PM (YqDXo)

472 Wait. Are you telling me the massive ESPN wnba ratings haven’t saved Disney?
Posted by: Montec at July 20, 2023 03:27 PM (BhqnE)
________________

Remember the patriotic shows/movies? The Alamo, Davy Crockett, The Swamp Fox, the various Revolutionary War shows?

Pffft. Gone

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 20, 2023 03:39 PM (YqDXo)

473 Toddy Mac needs to make a low ball offer for House of M

Posted by: hurricane567@gmail.com at July 20, 2023 03:44 PM (A0ykX)

474 It's not all about Disney. Outside of sports, news and The Wonderful World, ABC produced Ozzie and Harriet, Sugarfoot, Batman, Charlie's Angels. In some parallel universe, you could have all that back, and more.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 20, 2023 03:46 PM (4PZHB)

475 >>The employees who will be terminated in a sale.

Most of them are turd pushers; they get what they fucking deserve.

Posted by: Clayton Barnett at July 20, 2023 03:47 PM (QMNdN)

476 “ Bob Iger built Disney into the world's most powerful entertainment company by acquiring Pixar, Marvel and Lucasfilm.”

What horseshit. He didn’t “build” anything. Buying something (with money you inherited) that someone else built isn’t the same as building it yourself. Buying it with money someone else made, and then destroying the value of what you bought (by running it into the ditch through horrible decision making)) is the opposite of building it. It’s called value destruction.

Bob Iger’s only talent is for self-promotion. Sadly it’s the most helpful talent one can possess in this age where great marketing trumps actual accomplishment.

Posted by: Rusty Trawler at July 20, 2023 03:47 PM (s9UQq)

477 Bolt had John Travolta singing with Miley Cyrus.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 20, 2023 03:51 PM (Wy1BU)

478 I know that it is a pipe dream, but I would like to see Elon Musk make an offer for ABC just to watch heads explode.

Posted by: SteveF at July 20, 2023 05:09 PM (bbPGk)

479 And probably their movie Elementals is Bombing

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 20, 2023 05:13 PM (wGqjj)

480 248 Disneyland probably has value as the set for some dystopian movie, set in a decayed entertainment park, in a decayed state.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 20, 2023 02:51 PM (oeYLT)

Remake KISS meets the Phantom!

Posted by: Introverted Elephocentric Hypochondriac at July 20, 2023 05:17 PM (xiLt6)

481 "So they damage your brand if you keep them, and they damage your brand if you fire them."

This is wrong. Disney's brand will be damaged with the 5% of the population that considers themselves "woke" (plus the 1% that now pretends that no one knows what woke means). 30-35% are oblivious, and something over half of the population would be pleased. So you would piss off a small fraction, and at the very least stop the bleeding with the majority of America.

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2023 09:22 PM (O8ftN)

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