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Perspicatious Parrots Cafe

borgundstavechurch.jpg
Borgund Stave Church, in Norway, by @vlinderlin
A Viking church built around 1200 AD


This is pretty funny. I'm not sure whether to credit the parrot as smart. I mean, for a smart bird, he's pretty dumb.

Parrots do tricks for treats.

Grand Marshal of the Parrot Parade.

Another rambunctious beluga.

They're still in the feeling-out part of the relationship.

Basset hound parent teaches puppy to use doggy door. It takes a while, though. The puppy just doesn't comprehend that something that looks solid might actually be easy to move. He'd much rather continue trying to push his nose through the glass door.

Octopus camouflages itself to look like the head of big predator.

Baby goats have a pajama party.

The mystery of the missing sock is solved.


Dogs are the friends that are actually excited to help you move.

The mighty jackfruit.

Donkey lullaby.

Resuscitating a bird downed by heat exhaustion and thirst with a little water.

This seal is like Fred Flintstone getting off work:

Posted by: Ace at 07:30 PM




Comments

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1 First!

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 19, 2023 07:38 PM (MGB5H)

2 Yo

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2023 07:38 PM (G0bXQ)

3 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2023 07:38 PM (xhxe8)

4 frist

Posted by: MAxIE at July 19, 2023 07:40 PM (twxj3)

5 That church looks like Sauron's summer cottage.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2023 07:40 PM (G0bXQ)

6 Wagner PMC is dead

Posted by: SMOD at July 19, 2023 07:40 PM (RovqD)

7 That Norse Kirk needs to be in the Schwarzwald on an almost moonless night with wisps of fog as ravens flap their wings and call out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2023 07:40 PM (KnOCX)

8 Wagner PMC is dead

So pining for the fjords?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2023 07:41 PM (KnOCX)

9 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2023 07:42 PM (KnOCX)

10 Was wondering around 2 graveyards from late 1700 today in Philadelphia

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2023 07:42 PM (xhxe8)

11 Anyone want to fetch the others?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2023 07:42 PM (KnOCX)

12 wonder what the church is built with ?

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2023 07:43 PM (us2H3)

13 The church looks like something from The Keep by F Paul Wilson.

Posted by: huerfano at July 19, 2023 07:43 PM (7zEAH)

14 Maybe if Philly would lock up the criminals...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2023 07:44 PM (KnOCX)

15 6 Wagner PMC is dead
Posted by: SMOD at July 19, 2023 07:40 PM (RovqD)

*adjusts shocked face *

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2023 07:44 PM (us2H3)

16 Lol Birbs aren't real

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 19, 2023 07:44 PM (ZjLs1)

17 13 wonder what the church is built with ?

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2023 07:43 PM (us2H3)

Wailing and gnashing of teeth?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2023 07:45 PM (G0bXQ)

18 Lamont the big dummy can't spell perspicacious.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 19, 2023 07:45 PM (xPl2J)

19
Good news: doc took my BP - 96/66. Pulse 54.
:->

Posted by: SFGoth at July 19, 2023 07:46 PM (KAi1n)

20 Maybe if Philly would lock up the criminals...
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2023 07:44 PM (KnOCX)

Which is more chutzpah-rific?

Not locking up violent felons or rubbing the rubes faces in it during their sportsball games?

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 19, 2023 07:46 PM (ZjLs1)

21 wonder what the church is built with ?
Posted by: REDACTED

Staves?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 19, 2023 07:46 PM (jzzG8)

22 Jackfruit is very tasty.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 07:46 PM (ynpvh)

23 That church looks like one we toured in the Rapid City area.

Posted by: Pod Hamp at July 19, 2023 07:47 PM (GjNDo)

24
Good news: doc took my BP - 96/66. Pulse 54.
:->
Posted by: SFGoth at July 19, 2023 07:46 PM (KAi1n


You're barely alive!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2023 07:47 PM (G0bXQ)

25 I have come to the conclusion that Norway is a country that is completely superfluous.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2023 07:47 PM (guGkK)

26 19
Good news: doc took my BP - 96/66. Pulse 54.
:->

Posted by: SFGoth at July 19, 2023 07:46 PM (KAi1n)

Wow. low bp and resting pulse. You an athlete or something?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 07:47 PM (ynpvh)

27 SFGoth may need a visit by Miracle Max

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2023 07:48 PM (KnOCX)

28 21 wonder what the church is built with ?
Posted by: REDACTED

Staves?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 19, 2023 07:46 PM (jzzG

Serf Labor?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2023 07:48 PM (oHd/0)

29 I'm sorry, but that vid of the jackfruit...the guy heaving it in half...looks like he's doing a tranny surgery on himself...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 07:48 PM (ynpvh)

30 That church is scary.

Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2023 07:48 PM (SYTee)

31 surprising what a little water can do.

we are a funny (weird) species; could theoretically survive any environment on this planet (amirite? big smile!) and yet can be killed by trivia and bad morale, too.
eh, life, gotta love it!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 19, 2023 07:48 PM (GGQV4)

32 I trained my bird to steal packages from front doorsteps.
He's a porch parrot.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at July 19, 2023 07:49 PM (jKGjc)

33 Florida City FL

3.81% white raycysts

teeming with em

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2023 07:49 PM (us2H3)

34 No big words!

Any word costing more than 2.50 is in bad taste!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2023 07:49 PM (G0bXQ)

35 32 I trained my bird to steal packages from front doorsteps.
He's a porch parrot.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at July 19, 2023 07:49 PM (jKGjc)

My FIL had his cell phone stolen by a monkey.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 07:50 PM (ynpvh)

36 28 21 wonder what the church is built with ?
Posted by: REDACTED

Staves?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 19, 2023 07:46 PM (jzzG

Serf Labor?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2023 07:48 PM (oHd/0)

Norwegian Wood

Posted by: Al Dimato at July 19, 2023 07:50 PM (us2H3)

37 33 Florida City FL

3.81% white raycysts

teeming with em

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2023 07:49 PM (us2H3)

Must be more than that many bicycle racists. Are there not enough bike trails or biking competitions?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 07:51 PM (ynpvh)

38 that is the coolest church ever!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 19, 2023 07:51 PM (GGQV4)

39 Norwegian Wood

Wood what?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2023 07:51 PM (KnOCX)

40 35 32 I trained my bird to steal packages from front doorsteps.
He's a porch parrot.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at July 19, 2023 07:49 PM (jKGjc)

I make my seamstress work fast

she's a Tailor Swift

Posted by: Al Dimato at July 19, 2023 07:52 PM (us2H3)

41 I can't read what's written on the doggy door. Maybe it says 'No Exit' or 'Authorized Dogs Only.' Could explain puppy's reluctance.

Posted by: Hard For gp To Kick Against The Pricks at July 19, 2023 07:52 PM (MvF+J)

42 that is the coolest church ever!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 19, 2023 07:51 PM (GGQV4)


It's only a model.

Posted by: Patsy at July 19, 2023 07:52 PM (guGkK)

43 I am absolutely racist against the ten-speed race.

Psycopathic narcissists.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 19, 2023 07:52 PM (ZjLs1)

44 Everybody knows birds aren't real.

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2023 07:53 PM (iayUP)

45 Legalinsurrection.com has post up on Jason Aldean

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2023 07:53 PM (xhxe8)

46 39 Norwegian Wood

Wood what?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2023 07:51 PM (KnOCX)

whatever it is, it is the same as in town

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2023 07:53 PM (us2H3)

47 He's a porch parrot.
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff

bark bark!

Posted by: vdoggeh woof woof at July 19, 2023 07:53 PM (vHIgi)

48 Finally the octopus gets the recognition it deserves.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2023 07:54 PM (ZLI7S)

49 That seal was slip slidin' away.

Posted by: Paul Simon at July 19, 2023 07:54 PM (4I/2K)

50 Everybody knows birds aren't real.
Posted by: fd at July 19, 2023 07:53 PM (iayUP)

Who let the solipsist in here?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2023 07:54 PM (guGkK)

51 Norwegian Wood seems to be all dark stained

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2023 07:55 PM (xhxe8)

52 I'm currently a slave
A dog scritching slave

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 19, 2023 07:55 PM (vHIgi)

53 Beautiful coloring on that thirsty bird; It looks sort of like a woodpecker. I'm not really a birdwatcher, but I enjoy looking at the coloring of birds I see when I'm a passenger in the car or on walks. Nice that the person could help the bird and was able to pat it kindly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2023 07:56 PM (Keyt1)

54 Everybody knows birds aren't real.
Posted by: fd at July 19, 2023 07:53 PM (iayUP)

Ever been out to Bodega Bay?

Posted by: Tippi Hedren at July 19, 2023 07:56 PM (4I/2K)

55 That church was built in a place that expected to get multiple feet of snow every winter.

... that's the style I should build a house in.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 19, 2023 07:56 PM (ou9hh)

56 OMG, I've been to that stave church in Norway. It was part of a cruise that went to Shetland Islands, Faroe Islands, Iceland and Norway.

The church is tiny inside and smells very old.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 19, 2023 07:56 PM (3JfbU)

57 That includes penguins. They are just clever robots that run on fish.

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2023 07:56 PM (iayUP)

58 78 / 118, 76 bpm, 97% O2

working on 29x3 here ...

and very blessed! may blessings flow out to all of you, jolly Hordelings O!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 19, 2023 07:56 PM (GGQV4)

59 Was wondering if t he pajamas wound up the baby goats any more than they would be?

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2023 07:57 PM (xhxe8)

60 Norse Kirk roofing bill, every 15 years: 1 gazillion dollars.

Posted by: Hard For gp To Kick Against The Pricks at July 19, 2023 07:57 PM (MvF+J)

61 I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.

Posted by: Capt. Spalding at July 19, 2023 07:58 PM (guGkK)

62 I'm surprised the Norwegian Black Metal weirdos never burned that church down.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 19, 2023 07:58 PM (xPl2J)

63 Pork the other white meat. One of those commercials is where I first heard perspicacious.

"What's perspicacious mean?"
"It means smart."

Posted by: InZona at July 19, 2023 07:59 PM (Sv8im)

64 Norse Kirk roofing bill, every 15 years: 1 gazillion dollars.
Posted by: Hard For gp To Kick Against The Pricks at July 19, 2023 07:57 PM (MvF+J)


I'd go with the concrete tile next time. It's durable as hell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2023 07:59 PM (guGkK)

65 ... that's the style I should build a house in.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 19, 2023 07:56 PM (ou9hh)

That does look like the snow would slide right off.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 19, 2023 07:59 PM (OX9vb)

66 t was part of a cruise that went to Shetland Islands, Faroe Islands, Iceland and Norway.

Sounds like a wonderful cruise!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2023 07:59 PM (Keyt1)

67 61 I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.

Posted by: Capt. Spalding at July 19, 2023 07:58 PM (guGkK)

tiny elephant or huge pajamas?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 07:59 PM (ynpvh)

68 a comment about jackfruit at that twitter link:

"It tastes like sweet feet. Disgusting."

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 19, 2023 07:59 PM (B1FKF)

69 I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.
Posted by: Capt. Spalding


Obligatory: What was he doing in your pajamas?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2023 08:00 PM (ZVVGW)

70 68 a comment about jackfruit at that twitter link:

"It tastes like sweet feet. Disgusting."

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 19, 2023 07:59 PM (B1FKF)

I can't say I've tasted feet (other than pork knuckles and chicken's feet, which it does NOT taste like).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:01 PM (ynpvh)

71 Lovely plumage

Posted by: DB - at July 19, 2023 08:01 PM (geLO8)

72 JackFruit >>> Durian

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:01 PM (ynpvh)

73 Viking church is kinda cool.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2023 08:02 PM (NpAcC)

74 a comment about jackfruit at that twitter link:

"It tastes like sweet feet. Disgusting."

So Quentin Tarantino?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2023 08:02 PM (KnOCX)

75 In ancient times, before selective breeding, jackfruit was 99% rind and 1% meat. A real PITA to shuck them.

Posted by: Hard For gp To Kick Against The Pricks at July 19, 2023 08:03 PM (MvF+J)

76
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.
Posted by: Capt. Spalding

Obligatory: What was he doing in your pajamas?
Posted by: rickb223

The Baby Elephant Walk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2023 08:04 PM (63Dwl)

77 >>"It tastes like sweet feet. Disgusting."

all this tells me is, you've tasted feet

Posted by: DB - at July 19, 2023 08:04 PM (geLO8)

78 One of my favorite South American idioms is

A parrot says what it knows but doesn’t know what it says.

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 08:04 PM (MNhXM)

79 In ancient times, before selective breeding, jackfruit was 99% rind and 1% meat. A real PITA to shuck them.
Posted by: Hard For gp To Kick Against The Pricks at July 19, 2023 08:03 PM (MvF+J)

Hold my beer.

Posted by: Teosinte at July 19, 2023 08:04 PM (guGkK)

80 >>>This is pretty funny. I'm not sure whether to credit the parrot as smart. I mean, for a smart bird, he's pretty dumb.

Or maybe colorblind. But he gets a treat if he guesses right, so he keeps guessing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 19, 2023 08:05 PM (klJTj)

81 tiny elephant or huge pajamas?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 07:59 PM (ynpvh)

inquisitive trunk?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2023 08:05 PM (9UlRk)

82 What Wikipedia says: "The flavor of the ripe fruit is comparable to a combination of apple, pineapple, mango, and banana"

I guess. I just remember it was sweet and tasty.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:06 PM (ynpvh)

83 punchline: because there the tuscan's loosa

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 19, 2023 08:07 PM (B1FKF)

84 Who was it that told the story about the parrot riding on the model train?

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2023 08:07 PM (iayUP)

85 inquisitive trunk?

But enough about Michelle Obama...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2023 08:07 PM (KnOCX)

86 Who was it that told the story about the parrot riding on the model train?

I've ruled out Shakespeare.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2023 08:08 PM (guGkK)

87 Stanford University President Marc Tessier-Lavigne announced Wednesday that he is resigning from his position atop the prestigious California university at the end of August.

The announcement caps a seven-year tenure that has seen Stanford become a flashpoint of national controversy in recent years, in part because Tessier-Lavigne has faced allegations that he supervised falsified research and allowed it to be published on several occasions. The school has also come under fire for its response to several free speech incidents.

Posted by: SMOD at July 19, 2023 08:08 PM (RovqD)

88 85 inquisitive trunk?

But enough about Michelle Obama...
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2023 08:07 PM (KnOCX)

*cue up Queen's 'I Want To Break Free'*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2023 08:08 PM (9UlRk)

89 was part of a cruise that went to Shetland Islands, Faroe Islands, Iceland and Norway.

Sounds like a wonderful cruise!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2023 07:59 PM (Keyt1)

-----------------

It was a wonderful two weeks though rather cool for July but the again at one point we cruised within the arctic circle. One highlight was visiting a puffin colony on an Iceland cliff top.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 19, 2023 08:09 PM (3JfbU)

90 Wow. low bp and resting pulse. You an athlete or something?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 07:47 PM (ynpvh)

lol

Posted by: runner at July 19, 2023 08:09 PM (V13WU)

91 The more I listen to Vivek the more I like him.

He will make a great VP and then a great President.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2023 08:09 PM (up/3i)

92 91 You're in luck: he's on Timcast right now.

Posted by: Hard For gp To Kick Against The Pricks at July 19, 2023 08:10 PM (MvF+J)

93 Well past bedtime
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2023 08:10 PM (xhxe8)

94 they don't have fires in Norway, do they

Posted by: runner at July 19, 2023 08:10 PM (V13WU)

95 If everything went sideways fast and you had to move to another country, what country would you choose?

Posted by: DaisyB at July 19, 2023 08:11 PM (AbL8c)

96 "Who was it that told the story about the parrot riding on the model train?
I've ruled out Shakespeare.
Posted by: Cicero"

No, it was a Moron who said he went on a service call to a house owned by a handicapped guy who had a big train track setup inside.

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2023 08:11 PM (iayUP)

97 95 If everything went sideways fast and you had to move to another country, what country would you choose?

Posted by: DaisyB at July 19, 2023 08:11 PM (AbL8c)

America.

If it still existed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2023 08:11 PM (9UlRk)

98 Also, Sound of Freedom is keeping pace with Mission Impossible.

SOF at 96M

Mission Impossible at 91M

SOF will be well over 100M by next week.

Not bad for a 14M dollar film.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2023 08:11 PM (up/3i)

99 Was wondering around 2 graveyards from late 1700 today in Philadelphia
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2023 07:42 PM (xhxe


Odd place for you and Wyatt to have a MOME.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2023 08:11 PM (e4fEA)

100 Vivek would have made a great PM.

Posted by: runner at July 19, 2023 08:11 PM (V13WU)

101 I just got home from seeing Sound of Freedom. Two thumbs up! It's very suspenseful (even though I've seen Tim Ballard interviewed and generally know how things were going to turn out) and the production and acting is very good. My only complaint is there seems to be so many other fascinating aspects to the story that it could be 2-3 movies, or even a limited series. I'd love to see more about Ballard's personal life, the nuts and bolts of the stings and raid, and some of the stories of the families of the stolen children.
BTW, the theatre was almost full- in the middle of the day on a Wednesday.

Posted by: LASue at July 19, 2023 08:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

102 "If everything went sideways fast and you had to move to another country, what country would you choose?"

Wyoming.

Posted by: Hard For gp To Kick Against The Pricks at July 19, 2023 08:12 PM (MvF+J)

103 >95 If everything went sideways fast and you had to move to another country, what country would you choose?


Peruvia.

Posted by: davidt at July 19, 2023 08:12 PM (SYTee)

104 But we don't have a parliamentary system, so...

Posted by: runner at July 19, 2023 08:12 PM (V13WU)

105 If everything went sideways fast and you had to move to another country, what country would you choose?

Posted by: DaisyB


The Republic of Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2023 08:12 PM (ZVVGW)

106 @95

>>If everything went sideways fast and you had to move to another country, what country would you choose?


Suriname.

If that doesn't work out Baku.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2023 08:12 PM (up/3i)

107 Guinness World record: largest jackfruit was over 94 lbs.

https://is.gd/a4fmTW

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:12 PM (ynpvh)

108 I've seen a documentary on Peruvia. It's not all that.

Posted by: runner at July 19, 2023 08:12 PM (V13WU)

109 104 But we don't have a parliamentary system, so...
Posted by: runner at July 19, 2023 08:12 PM (V13WU)

I read that as "paramilitary".


Just sayin'.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2023 08:13 PM (9UlRk)

110 My ancestors built that church and I am proud. Ancestors on both sides 100% Norsk, except for one Scot who snuck in there in the late 1700s. We don't talk much about him.

Posted by: Nordisk Tidende at July 19, 2023 08:13 PM (T0tUU)

111 18 Lamont the big dummy can't spell perspicacious.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 19, 2023 07:45 PM (xPl2J)

++++

lol. He didn't say *he* was the perspicacious one.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 19, 2023 08:13 PM (klJTj)

112 Anyway, the guy had a parrot that rode on top of the train, and every time it came around the parrot would look at you and say "Choo Choo mutherfucker".

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2023 08:14 PM (iayUP)

113 Suriname.

If that doesn't work out Baku.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2023 08:12 PM (up/3i)

How is that gonna possibly not work out?

The other person in Suriname when you get there is a dick?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2023 08:14 PM (9UlRk)

114 95 If everything went sideways fast and you had to move to another country, what country would you choose?

Posted by: DaisyB at July 19, 2023 08:11 PM (AbL8c)

No F'n idea. Venn diagrams of counties I definitely would not go to, along with countries that have the meds I need to stay alive is probably close to zero.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:14 PM (ynpvh)

115 107 There was a 97lb specimen whose claim was discredited when it was discovered that it had been irrigated with heavy water.

Posted by: Hard For gp To Kick Against The Pricks at July 19, 2023 08:15 PM (MvF+J)

116 Who let the solipsist in here?
Posted by: Cicero

I'm sure he let himself in.

Posted by: mikeski at July 19, 2023 08:15 PM (DgGvY)

117 Suriname.

If that doesn't work out Baku.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2023 08:12 PM (up/3i)

I've always been fascinated by Suriname only because of the name.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 19, 2023 08:15 PM (AbL8c)

118 If Trump is being indicted for making a speech at and encouraging a lawful protest, who's indicting Kamamalalal Dingdong for exhorting the BLM protestors who actually murdered people and destroyed billions in property, or Obama for his "if they bring a knife, we bring a gun..." instruction?

Posted by: LASue at July 19, 2023 08:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

119 Wow. low bp and resting pulse. You an athlete or something?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Decided to take my health seriously. I just use dumbbells and do some calisthenics/cycle pedaling in the morning. Rarely drink. Having the bloodwork done Friday morning. That's what i'm really interested in. That and falling off the THC sobriety wagon. It's gotten old. It also does help me sleep and i've been sleeping poorly the last several months.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 19, 2023 08:16 PM (KAi1n)

120 Posted by: LASue at July 19, 2023 08:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

This may not give you everything but it does a good job of showing how accurate SOF is and some other background info:

https://tinyurl.com/32zep4p9

Posted by: DJ at July 19, 2023 08:16 PM (uosPt)

121 113 Suriname.

If that doesn't work out Baku.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2023 08:12 PM (up/3i)

How is that gonna possibly not work out?

The other person in Suriname when you get there is a dick?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 19, 2023 08:14 PM (9UlRk)

Some folks where my wife worked were trying to fly out to Mali, in the Maldives. They had all this oceanic equipment with them. They ended up in Mali, Africa (land-locked in the Sahara)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:16 PM (ynpvh)

122 There was a 97lb specimen whose claim was discredited when it was discovered that it had been irrigated with heavy water.
Posted by: Hard For gp To Kick Against The Pricks at July 19, 2023 08:15 PM (MvF+J)


The 20 foot long ants was the first indication something was amiss.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2023 08:18 PM (e4fEA)

123 117 Suriname.

If that doesn't work out Baku.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2023 08:12 PM (up/3i)

I've always been fascinated by Suriname only because of the name.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 19, 2023 08:15 PM (AbL8c)

Hi, I'm Suri, and I'm here to help you.

Posted by: Apples New Assistant at July 19, 2023 08:18 PM (ynpvh)

124 No F'n idea. Venn diagrams of counties I definitely would not go to, along with countries that have the meds I need to stay alive is probably close to zero.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:14 PM (ynpvh)

Imagine a magic wand eliminating all health issues (wish I had one for several family members) then what?

Posted by: DaisyB at July 19, 2023 08:18 PM (AbL8c)

125 There was a museum area in Wisconsin called Little Norway. It recreated a 19th century Norwegian village, including a stave church. Fascinating architecture. Sadly, it closed down in 2012 but I heard the church was disassembled and moved to Norway.

Posted by: JTB at July 19, 2023 08:19 PM (7EjX1)

126 @113

>>The other person in Suriname when you get there is a dick?

You never know, Americans are a tough sell in the current timeline.

I mean if you were a Surinamese, would you really want some sketchy American showing up on your door?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2023 08:19 PM (up/3i)

127 122 There was a 97lb specimen whose claim was discredited when it was discovered that it had been irrigated with heavy water.
Posted by: Hard For gp To Kick Against The Pricks at July 19, 2023 08:15 PM (MvF+J)


The 20 foot long ants was the first indication something was amiss.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2023 08:18 PM (e4fEA)

Super-Soldier Army Ants

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:19 PM (ynpvh)

128 124 No F'n idea. Venn diagrams of counties I definitely would not go to, along with countries that have the meds I need to stay alive is probably close to zero.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:14 PM (ynpvh)

Imagine a magic wand eliminating all health issues (wish I had one for several family members) then what?

Posted by: DaisyB at July 19, 2023 08:18 PM (AbL8c)

Maybe Mexico. Probably stay here and fight it out.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:20 PM (ynpvh)

129 No, it was a Moron who said he went on a service call to a house owned by a handicapped guy who had a big train track setup inside.
Posted by: fd at July 19, 2023 08:11 PM (iayUP)

Haha, I'd forgotten about that. "Choo-choo, motherf**ker!"

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 19, 2023 08:21 PM (OX9vb)

130 95 If everything went sideways fast and you had to move to another country, what country would you choose?

Posted by: DaisyB at July 19, 2023 08:11 PM (AbL8c)

Nevada.

Posted by: Reforger at July 19, 2023 08:22 PM (B705c)

131 >>> 96 "Who was it that told the story about the parrot riding on the model train?
I've ruled out Shakespeare.
Posted by: Cicero"

No, it was a Moron who said he went on a service call to a house owned by a handicapped guy who had a big train track setup inside.
Posted by: fd at July 19, 2023 08:11 PM (iayUP)

The service call was made by some rando on the internets, not a Moron; the story was shared here probably on an ONT.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 19, 2023 08:22 PM (llON8)

132 Maybe Mexico. Probably stay here and fight it out.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:20 PM (ynpvh)


This.
Not leaving.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2023 08:22 PM (e4fEA)

133 The 15 best things to do in Suriname...

https://tinyurl.com/2z7tyups

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2023 08:23 PM (up/3i)

134 I'm watching "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" for the first time since I myself wore skinny ties and big hair, and I just noticed foreshadowing in the opening credits: You know the one guy is going to be an atomic douche-nozzle because he pops his collar to the max.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2023 08:23 PM (MMJj1)

135 "The service call was made by some rando on the internets, not a Moron; the story was shared here probably on an ONT.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket"

Yeah probably. It's been some time since then.

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2023 08:24 PM (iayUP)

136 Ace, you obviously are very fond of animals. But do you feel deprived of human company?

If so, don't worry; help is on the way! Sen. Chris Murphy (D-bag, Connecticut) has proposed the creation of a federal agency to combat loneliness.

https://tinyurl.com/37ynra54

Posted by: Paco at July 19, 2023 08:25 PM (njExo)

137 Wasn’t there a zoo that had to separate the parrots because they were teaching each other cuss words?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2023 08:25 PM (u73oe)

138 134 I'm watching "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" for the first time since I myself wore skinny ties and big hair, and I just noticed foreshadowing in the opening credits: You know the one guy is going to be an atomic douche-nozzle because he pops his collar to the max.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2023 08:23 PM (MMJj1)

Phoebe Cates.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:25 PM (ynpvh)

139 >>> 136 Ace, you obviously are very fond of animals. But do you feel deprived of human company?

If so, don't worry; help is on the way! Sen. Chris Murphy (D-bag, Connecticut) has proposed the creation of a federal agency to combat loneliness.

https://tinyurl.com/37ynra54
Posted by: Paco at July 19, 2023 08:25 PM (njExo)

The concept alone sounds creepy as fck.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 19, 2023 08:26 PM (llON8)

140 If everything went sideways fast and you had to move to another country, what country would you choose?

Posted by: DaisyB at July 19, 2023 08:11 PM (AbL8c)
-----

I'd become a warlord of my own Erisian rump state.

Or is that warlady?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2023 08:26 PM (MMJj1)

141 136 Ace, you obviously are very fond of animals. But do you feel deprived of human company?

If so, don't worry; help is on the way! Sen. Chris Murphy (D-bag, Connecticut) has proposed the creation of a federal agency to combat loneliness.

https://tinyurl.com/37ynra54

Posted by: Paco at July 19, 2023 08:25 PM (njExo)

a hooker in every bedroom and a condom in every drawer...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:26 PM (ynpvh)

142 >>> 140 If everything went sideways fast and you had to move to another country, what country would you choose?

Posted by: DaisyB at July 19, 2023 08:11 PM (AbL8c)
-----

I'd become a warlord of my own Erisian rump state.

Or is that warlady?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2023 08:26 PM (MMJj1)

How about 'War Witch', they had one in the 80's Buck Rogers teewee show.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 19, 2023 08:27 PM (llON8)

143 Thanks for another great Cafe! I love reading these every day.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at July 19, 2023 08:27 PM (Nhvp0)

144 "Maybe Mexico. Probably stay here and fight it out.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:20 PM (ynpvh)
This.
Not leaving.
Posted by: Diogenes"

It wouldn't be safe to travel anyway. Widespread panic and chaos.

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2023 08:27 PM (iayUP)

145 You know the one guy is going to be an atomic douche-nozzle because he pops his collar to the max.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2023 08:23 PM (MMJj1)


I was a training director for the Army Intelligence School at Ft Huachuca AZ. I was sitting in the bar one friday after classes and several new student officers came in, wearing civies. The guys all had popped collars.
I knew then I was getting old.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2023 08:28 PM (e4fEA)

146 Bob Frantz out of Cleveland was filling in for Gorka's radio show today. He wrote the lyrics for this funny parody of Harry Chapin's "Cat's In The Cradle" called "Hunter's In The Basement (With The Silver Spoon)."

https://is.gd/JJkuTJ

[Unfortunately, the last line "But we're gonna end up in The Pen, Dad ... we're both gonna be in The Pen" shall not come to pass ...]

Posted by: ShainS at July 19, 2023 08:29 PM (6wenc)

147 137 Wasn’t there a zoo that had to separate the parrots because they were teaching each other cuss words?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2023 08:25 PM (u73oe)

Had a mean parrot we caught in the chicken coop we called Sam. He would scream up a storm and Dad would always say, "Shut UP, Stupid". If you put your fingers near him, his pupils would alternately contract and dialate before he'd try to nip you.
One day, my Mom was trying to teach him to say, "I Love you, Jesus". He blurts out, "Shut UP, Stupid!".
Later he was sent to a pet shot to be sold, where some mexican guy cursed at him and Sam cursed him back in Spanish even worse.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:29 PM (ynpvh)

148 How about 'War Witch', they had one in the 80's Buck Rogers teewee show.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 19, 2023 08:27 PM (llON
----

That works!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2023 08:29 PM (MMJj1)

149 Pretty funny that all of the stoners went on to have decent acting careers. Anthony Edwards, Nic Cage, Eric Stolz, and Sean Penn.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2023 08:31 PM (u73oe)

150 Didn't know you were a snake eater, Diogenes!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2023 08:32 PM (MMJj1)

151 I've been planning on shit going sideways since 1984. I have cans of Bisgetto-O's older than some of you.
I'm good right where I am.

*The hell is that smell?*

Posted by: Reforger at July 19, 2023 08:32 PM (B705c)

152 If everything went sideways fast and you had to move to another country, what country would you choose?

Posted by: DaisyB at July 19, 2023 08:11 PM (AbL8c)

-----------

Probably Panama. Solid American Ex-Pat community there and relatively stable & affordable.

Posted by: ShainS at July 19, 2023 08:32 PM (6wenc)

153 I'd become a warlord of my own Erisian rump state.
Or is that warlady?
Posted by: All Hail Eris

It's your state. If someone questions your choice in titles, trebuchet their ass out.

Posted by: mikeski at July 19, 2023 08:32 PM (DgGvY)

154
Delilah got skunked at today's Houston Area Hound Association show. No ribbon at all. Terrible judging. I could see her losing to the boy that was Best of Breed, but the girls put up for Best of Opposite and Select were just awful.

I later worked as a ring steward for the afternoon. It's an important but unheralded job. A good person, like me, can be a big help to both the judge and the exhibitors.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2023 08:32 PM (MoZTd)

155 Had a mean parrot we caught in the chicken coop we called Sam.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:29 PM (ynpvh)

Who names a chicken coop?

*runs away, serpentine

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 19, 2023 08:32 PM (OX9vb)

156 139. The concept alone sounds creepy as fck. - Helena Handbasket

141. a hooker in every bedroom and a condom in every drawer... - jim (in Kalifornia)

One of my friends predicts it will turn out to be a "website for incels to arrange hookups, or a clearing house for p3dophiles".

Posted by: Paco at July 19, 2023 08:32 PM (njExo)

157 Delilah got skunked at today's Houston Area Hound Association show. No ribbon at all. Terrible judging. I could see her losing to the boy that was Best of Breed, but the girls put up for Best of Opposite and Select were just awful.


😢

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2023 08:33 PM (ZVVGW)

158
I'd become a warlord of my own Erisian rump state.
Or is that warlady?
Posted by: All Hail Eris

__________

You had me at "rump"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2023 08:34 PM (MoZTd)

159 Didn't know you were a snake eater, Diogenes!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2023 08:32 PM (MMJj1)


Heh.
One of my secrets I never let on to anyone while in the Army...I hate snakes. Hate 'em!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2023 08:36 PM (e4fEA)

160 wel then, innit?

sorry to hear it, H7

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 19, 2023 08:36 PM (GGQV4)

161 > If everything went sideways fast and you had to move to another country, what country would you choose?


wouldn't
I'd stay here, be an outlaw

Posted by: DB - at July 19, 2023 08:36 PM (geLO8)

162 Just saw a sign:


Total Burn Ban - No Camp Fires
Don't Even Fart Out There

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2023 08:37 PM (ZVVGW)

163 It’s not only commercials but If you look at who is heading up our military you would think the black population in America is 74% not 14%.

Secretary of Defense - Lloyd Austin
Air Force Academy Superintendent - Lt Gen Clark
Next Chairman of Joint Chief of Staff - General Brown

I don’t know much about Brown but he has to be 10x better than Milley.

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 08:37 PM (MNhXM)

164 155 Had a mean parrot we caught in the chicken coop we called Sam.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:29 PM (ynpvh)

Who names a chicken coop?

*runs away, serpentine

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 19, 2023 08:32 PM (OX9vb)

Someone with a wooden leg named Smith.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:37 PM (ynpvh)

165 "66 t was part of a cruise that went to Shetland Islands, Faroe Islands, Iceland and Norway.
Sounds like a wonderful cruise!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2023 07:59 PM (Keyt1) "

so many POTA & SOTA opportunities! #x6100

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 19, 2023 08:37 PM (GGQV4)

166 >Probably Panama. Solid American Ex-Pat community there and relatively stable & affordable.

Posted by: ShainS at July 19, 2023 08:32 PM (6wenc)

Fist bump.

Posted by: David Lee Roth at July 19, 2023 08:38 PM (gMRRb)

167 I'd become a warlord of my own Erisian rump state.
Or is that warlady?
Posted by: All Hail Eris

It's your state. If someone questions your choice in titles, trebuchet their ass out.
Posted by: mikeski at July 19, 2023 08:32 PM (DgGvY)


And the people said Hail Eris!!!
And Eris said Hell Yes!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2023 08:38 PM (e4fEA)

168
The concept alone sounds creepy as fck.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

That's a normal feeling when Sen. Chris Murphy (D-bag, Connecticut) is involved in any way.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2023 08:38 PM (SUzFC)

169 I'm having the house painted, which is probably the last thing I should worry about. I thought about doing some muted color but now I think I'll go with a brighter blue. We used to do things like that in the olden days, when it was your home and not just an investment. And he's dealing with the cardboard and the dead fridge too.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 19, 2023 08:38 PM (ouTlx)

170 This is probably the best TimCast ever.

The conversation was about losing your way and trying to find meaning.

Ian says to Vivek: How do you feel about colonizing Mars?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2023 08:38 PM (up/3i)

171 "wouldn't
I'd stay here, be an outlaw
Posted by: DB "

All that ammo ain't gonna shoot itself.

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2023 08:38 PM (iayUP)

172 I'd become a warlord of my own Erisian rump state.
Or is that warlady?
Posted by: All Hail Eris

It's your state. If someone questions your choice in titles, trebuchet their ass out.
Posted by: mikeski


Brass bull their ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2023 08:39 PM (ZVVGW)

173 >168
The concept alone sounds creepy as fck.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

That's a normal feeling when Sen. Chris Murphy (D-bag, Connecticut) is involved in any way.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2023 08:38 PM (SUzFC)

Murphy's a retard.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 19, 2023 08:39 PM (gMRRb)

174 I enlarged that photo of the giant check to Biden from the earlier thread. Looks like it says:

"Pay To The Order Of: Joe Biden
Ten million dollars and no sense"

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2023 08:40 PM (kXYt5)

175 174 I enlarged that photo of the giant check to Biden from the earlier thread. Looks like it says:

"Pay To The Order Of: Joe Biden
Ten million dollars and no sense"

Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2023 08:40 PM (kXYt5)

I thought he was pretty good a feeling up little girls and smelling their hair. That's two senses that work.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:41 PM (ynpvh)

176 israel, or outlaw in norf woodz

like Bartleby's scrivener, i would "prefer not to" lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 19, 2023 08:41 PM (GGQV4)

177 watching "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" for the first time since I myself wore skinny ties and big hair, and I just noticed foreshadowing in the opening credits: You know the one guy is going to be an atomic douche-nozzle because he pops his collar to the max.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2023 08:23 PM (MMJj1)

I can’t watch it any more . The abortion story sucks all the fun out of it. Even Phoebe’s boobs.

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 08:41 PM (MNhXM)

178 Notsothoreau, I'm glad you're not going with that nihilist dark gray that's on trend right now.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 19, 2023 08:41 PM (OX9vb)

179 80 >>>This is pretty funny. I'm not sure whether to credit the parrot as smart. I mean, for a smart bird, he's pretty dumb.

Or maybe colorblind. But he gets a treat if he guesses right, so he keeps guessing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 19, 2023 08:05 PM (klJTj)

You make it sound almost as good as Hans the Horse.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clever_Hans

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:43 PM (ynpvh)

180 @167, hail eris!

watch out for a possible emigrant by the name of rat_eez ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 19, 2023 08:44 PM (GGQV4)

181 What would you call an association of rump states?

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2023 08:45 PM (iayUP)

182 *cues Moving in Stereo*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 19, 2023 08:45 PM (TZ75n)

183 So now he's begun killing hos.

Gilgo Beach serial killing suspect linked to Trump Organization: report
Gilgo Beach murder suspect Rex Heuermann was once hired by the Trump Organization to do architecture work, The New York Post reported.

-
Yeah, "architecture work." Sure.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 19, 2023 08:45 PM (FVME7)

184 I was out earlier and saw a guy driving a '63 Corvette. Beautiful!
It gave me pause...50 years. Still a muscle machine.
Its comforting to know that my idiot neighbor driving his new Prius will still look lime a dork in 50 years.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2023 08:46 PM (e4fEA)

185 Are there any countries that have gun laws slightly less draconian than, say, Massachusetts or Illinois?

Posted by: Paco at July 19, 2023 08:46 PM (njExo)

186 " be the DX ! "

woohoo!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 19, 2023 08:46 PM (GGQV4)

187 the site of the FL shooting, Florida city, is by far the most violent city in FL

and it's probably cuz of the white raycysts

all 3.81% of them

Posted by: REDACTED at July 19, 2023 08:47 PM (us2H3)

188 Jackfruit is the one fruit my wife won't bring home.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 19, 2023 08:48 PM (Eeb9P)

189 in b5 all the jackfruit jokes.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2023 08:48 PM (iziT8)

190 Wife of 30 years has informed me that my drum set in the spare room annoyed the fuck out of her.
I took it down so mini Reforger and wife and kid (then kids) could move in, 3 years ago.
I needed to pound some skins last night and started carting it back into the house so I could play.

It's still in my shop full of shit.

"Set it up out there"

Fine. Ima drag my motorcycle and baja into the house and see if she likes that shit.

Then set up my drums in my shop and play for a month calling in sick to work.

I might be divorced soon.

Posted by: Reforger at July 19, 2023 08:48 PM (B705c)

191 Are there any countries that have gun laws slightly less draconian than, say, Massachusetts or Illinois?
Posted by: Paco at July 19, 2023 08:46 PM (njExo)

Brazil, I think. Depending on who is president of course.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2023 08:48 PM (xhaym)

192 I was out earlier and saw a guy driving a '63 Corvette. Beautiful!
It gave me pause...50 years. Still a muscle machine.
Its comforting to know that my idiot neighbor driving his new Prius will still look lime a dork in 50 years.
Posted by: Diogenes

60, but who's counting.

That's not a car, it's a work of art.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 19, 2023 08:49 PM (TZ75n)

193 I don’t know much about Brown but he has to be 10x better than Milley.
Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 08:37 PM (MNhXM)

Uhhhhh

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 19, 2023 08:49 PM (x3/O9)

194 raimondo thanks for showing what a fool you are.
Dems denied Blacks guns not conservatives.

Go suck your girlfriends nether regions.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2023 08:49 PM (SUzFC)

195 187 Speaking of retards...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 19, 2023 08:49 PM (gMRRb)

196 63 Vette is a work of art, not like these transformer-looking Vettes today.

Posted by: Eromero at July 19, 2023 08:49 PM (Uv0D2)

197 Are there any countries that have gun laws slightly less draconian than, say, Massachusetts or Illinois?
Posted by: Paco at July 19, 2023 08:46 PM (njExo)


Heh.
When things go sideways, the gun laws become historical footnotes.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2023 08:49 PM (e4fEA)

198 181 What would you call an association of rump states?

Posted by: fd at July 19, 2023 08:45 PM (iayUP)

Rump Shaker?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:50 PM (ynpvh)

199 Bread fruit is good. Roast it then slice it for frying or toasting.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 19, 2023 08:50 PM (Eeb9P)

200 >>Posted by: raimondo at July 19, 2023 08:47 PM (IAc0K)


Why don't you just fuck off.

Posted by: DB - at July 19, 2023 08:50 PM (geLO8)

201 ymmv, Paco, but it's hard to think of much worse ...

on the other hand you can freely buy reefer in either one, so ...

WINNING! /sarc

g'night everyone

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 19, 2023 08:51 PM (GGQV4)

202 I'm wondering if we don't collectively own the firepower to take over certain South American countries?

The people on this board. We could probably take the Falklands.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2023 08:51 PM (XtkZj)

203 189 Jackfruit is the one fruit my wife won't bring home.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 19, 2023 08:48 PM (Eeb9P)

She's a-okay with Durian?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:51 PM (ynpvh)

204 60, but who's counting.

That's not a car, it's a work of art.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 19, 2023 08:49 PM (TZ75n)


Damn maths!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2023 08:52 PM (e4fEA)

205 Go suck your girlfriends nether regions.

That ain't no girl.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 19, 2023 08:52 PM (Xrfse)

206 Retardo!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 19, 2023 08:52 PM (TZ75n)

207 don’t know much about Brown but he has to be 10x better than Milley.
Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 08:37 PM (MNhXM)

Uhhhhh
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 19, 2023 08:49 PM (x3/O9

Have no idea what that means.

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 08:52 PM (MNhXM)

208 >The people on this board. We could probably take the Falklands.

Posted by: AlaBAMA



what's the weather like

Posted by: DB - at July 19, 2023 08:52 PM (geLO8)

209 203, minmally ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 19, 2023 08:53 PM (GGQV4)

210 209 >The people on this board. We could probably take the Falklands.

Posted by: AlaBAMA



what's the weather like
Posted by: DB - at July 19, 2023 08:52 PM (geLO


Who cares? We have Jewish friends.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2023 08:53 PM (XtkZj)

211 I'm wondering if we don't collectively own the firepower to take over certain South American countries?

The people on this board. We could probably take the Falklands.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2023 08:51 PM (XtkZj)

That would be "filibustering"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2023 08:54 PM (xhaym)

212 Got some coffee in the mail, Cafe La Llave
anybody here tried it? the price was right

Posted by: DB - at July 19, 2023 08:54 PM (geLO8)

213 Posted by: raimondo at July 19, 2023 08:47 PM

I only say this because I care, raimondo, but there are lots of decaf brands out there that are just as tasty as the real thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2023 08:54 PM (Wnv9h)

214 195 raimondo thanks for showing what a fool you are.
Dems denied Blacks guns not conservatives.

Go suck your girlfriends nether regions.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2023 08:49 PM (SUzFC)

Dems were afraid that once they became citizens they'd have the right to vote and own firearms. I guess if you can't enslave them outright, limit them to what is as close to slavery as you can get.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:54 PM (ynpvh)

215
Bread fruit is good. Roast it then slice it for frying or toasting.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 19, 2023 08:50 PM (Eeb9P)

__________

Fletcher Christian disagrees

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 19, 2023 08:55 PM (MoZTd)

216 209 >The people on this board. We could probably take the Falklands.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

what's the weather like

Posted by: DB - at July 19, 2023 08:52 PM (geLO

Lots of penguins. l hear they taste like fishy chicken.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:55 PM (ynpvh)

217 Are there any countries that have gun laws slightly less draconian than, say, Massachusetts or Illinois?
Posted by: Paco at July 19, 2023 08:46 PM

North Korea?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2023 08:56 PM (Wnv9h)

218 I’m assuming that most troll are using an AI site to write their comments. Not just because they are dumbshits that can’t write themselves but they are also lazy fucks.

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 08:57 PM (MNhXM)

219 No on durian because durian.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 19, 2023 08:57 PM (Eeb9P)

220 Are parrots really just snow bats in Pride Month outfits all year long?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 19, 2023 08:58 PM (k1Qly)

221 but they are also lazy fucks.
Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 08:57 PM

You have *no* idea

Posted by: Raimondo's Fleshlight at July 19, 2023 08:58 PM (Wnv9h)

222 209 >The people on this board. We could probably take the Falklands.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

what's the weather like
Posted by: DB - at July 19, 2023 08:52 PM (geLO
Mrs. E says the Falklanders are nice folks but the weather can be rough.

Posted by: Eromero at July 19, 2023 08:58 PM (Uv0D2)

223 "girlfriend", LOL, ... *spit*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 19, 2023 08:59 PM (GGQV4)

224 218 Are there any countries that have gun laws slightly less draconian than, say, Massachusetts or Illinois?
Posted by: Paco at July 19, 2023 08:46 PM

North Korea?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2023 08:56 PM (Wnv9h)

Technically, Mexican citizens have the right to have arms. In reality? Not so much.

translated:
"Article 10
The inhabitants of the United Mexican States have the right to keep arms at home, for their protection and legitimate defense, with the exception of those prohibited by the Federal Law and those reserved for the exclusive use of the Army, Navy, Air Force and National Guard. Federal Law will state the cases, conditions, requirements and places where inhabitants can be authorized to carry weapons."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:59 PM (ynpvh)

225 24
Good news: doc took my BP - 96/66. Pulse 54.
:->
Posted by: SFGoth at July 19, 2023 07:46 PM (KAi1n


You're barely alive!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 19, 2023 07:47 PM (G0bXQ)

Huh. YMMV. Last week I had numbers like that and the ER folks had a minor freak-out.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at July 19, 2023 09:00 PM (8C7+r)

226 I have a dark gray room that will be painted some day. Full of junk right now so I just ignore it. I figure anyone that buys a place will probably paint it anyway. The front of the house is the color of cooked spinach and they just did a wall and a half of it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 19, 2023 09:00 PM (ouTlx)

227 Christian Toto
@HollywoodInToto
The only thing missing from #BarbieMovie ? Those blood-red Handmaid's Tale costumes. They're saving those for the sequel, most likely.
hollywoodintoto.com
https://t.co/BzSpspOXQf
Woke 'Barbie' Drowns In Feminism, Lectures
Don't let 'Barbie's' dreamy, Day-Glo visuals fool you. The film runs on hate, not affection. 'Barbie,' inspired by the Mattel toy dating back to 1959, loathes men to a degree that would make a...
5:09 PM · Jul 19, 2023

Posted by: BeautifulHillaryClinton at July 19, 2023 09:00 PM (MFZ8i)

228
The 20 foot long ants was the first indication something was amiss.

Super-Soldier Army Ants

THOSE!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2023 09:00 PM (63Dwl)

229 Minorities and the left are now half the population so deep state must avoid race war at all cost and told country music to cool it!

--

3/4s of the country also knows that pretty much the only time a white person shoots a black person is when the black person is committing violence against the white person.

There's no reason for whites - even KKK level whites - to shoot black people otherwise, because they're doing the job themselves.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 19, 2023 09:00 PM (VW7tl)

230 Not a fan of country but I played that Jason Alden’s song on Spotify and Apple Music. He got a couple of cents. And fuck CMT.

Posted by: Montec at July 19, 2023 09:01 PM (XvlU/)

231 Am I chopped liver?

Posted by: Paramaribo at July 19, 2023 09:01 PM (e0dkU)

232 Go suck your girlfriends nether regions.

That ain't no girl.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

"girlfriend", LOL, ... *spit*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

I obviously missed specifying *Tranny* to clarify his preferences.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2023 09:01 PM (SUzFC)

233 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:59 PM

See also, pending MA house bill 4420.

I'm done with this place. NH as fast as I can, even if I have to rent before I buy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2023 09:01 PM (Wnv9h)

234 Technically, Mexican citizens have the right to have arms. In reality? Not so much.
--

IIRC there is one gun store in the entire nation, and it's run by the government. They sell 2-7 (two to seven) guns each day.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 19, 2023 09:02 PM (VW7tl)

235 231 Am I chopped liver?

Posted by: Paramaribo at July 19, 2023 09:01 PM (e0dkU)

How about Parador?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 09:02 PM (ynpvh)

236 I've met someone from the Falklands. England subsidized people to go there. Pretty much off grid and you need to like raising sheep.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 19, 2023 09:02 PM (ouTlx)

237 224: sounds like me!

Posted by: Soviet Constitution of 1977 at July 19, 2023 09:02 PM (e0dkU)

238 234 Technically, Mexican citizens have the right to have arms. In reality? Not so much.
--

IIRC there is one gun store in the entire nation, and it's run by the government. They sell 2-7 (two to seven) guns each day.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 19, 2023 09:02 PM (VW7tl)

You mean LEGAL gun store...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 09:03 PM (ynpvh)

239 La Llave ("the key") is good enough to go on with; I use all of the cafecito brands as they become available. buy up all you can; the crunch may be coming up ... you never know, until allofa suddn you do, amirite?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 19, 2023 09:03 PM (GGQV4)

240 237 224: sounds like me!

Posted by: Soviet Constitution of 1977 at July 19, 2023 09:02 PM (e0dkU)

Me too.

Posted by: CCP Constitution at July 19, 2023 09:04 PM (ynpvh)

241 Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:59 PM (ynpvh)

Lucky for them that wasn’t the case on Cinco De Mayo.

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 09:04 PM (MNhXM)

242 Technically, Mexican citizens have the right to have arms.

—

Technically North Korea has free and fair elections.

Posted by: Montec at July 19, 2023 09:04 PM (XvlU/)

243 You mean LEGAL gun store...

--

Yeah, ones not associated with Obama and Holder.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 19, 2023 09:05 PM (VW7tl)

244 Yeah. Like raimondo has a girlfriend.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2023 09:05 PM (s12c9)

245 @227

>>Don't let 'Barbie's' dreamy, Day-Glo visuals fool you. The film runs on hate, not affection. 'Barbie,' inspired by the Mattel toy dating back to 1959, loathes men to a degree that would make a..

Unlike Nintendo who said no way to letting the film producers take the piss out of Mario, Mattel actually allowed the film producers to make a mockery of Barbie.

Incredible.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2023 09:05 PM (up/3i)

246
You mean LEGAL gun store...
Posted by: jim

Obomination and Eric Holder gave them all the high powered rifles they desired.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2023 09:05 PM (SUzFC)

247 The Falklands are cold, rainy and miserable with freezing fog except for the week when it is not, that comes every few years.
And the minute you touch it, both the UK and the Argies will launch everything "to protect" it from you.
And they both need an excuse to focus away from their domestic problems.

For example, the Argentinian peso official rate is 280 and the official black market rate is above 500, it was 20 pesos to the dollar two years ago

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2023 09:06 PM (xhaym)

248 195 raimondo thanks for showing what a fool you are.
Dems denied Blacks guns not conservatives.

Go suck your girlfriends nether regions.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2023 08:49 PM (SUzFC)

Objection...

Assumes facts not in evidence!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 19, 2023 09:06 PM (CCSxw)

249 239 La Llave ("the key") is good enough to go on with; I use all of the cafecito brands as they become available. buy up all you can; the crunch may be coming up ... you never know, until allofa suddn you do, amirite?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 19, 2023 09:03 PM (GGQV4)

https://youtu.be/hmNOe94Kz3Q&t=141s

Posted by: CCP Constitution at July 19, 2023 09:06 PM (ynpvh)

250 Yeah. Like raimondo has a girlfriend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2023 09:05 PM (s12c9)

—

She lives in Canada.

Posted by: Montec at July 19, 2023 09:06 PM (XvlU/)

251 On a completely different note, is the rumor that there's
"lingering scenes of full frontal nudity" in Oppenheimer true?
If so, WHY?

Really was looking forward to this but um...yuck?

Posted by: DaisyB at July 19, 2023 09:06 PM (AbL8c)

252 "Borgund Stave Church, in Norway,"

Just a funny take(I think) - This looks like the set for Bugs Bunny's "Hocus Pocus" vid. "Abracapocus".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IpmZcH8VsQ

Posted by: Danimal28 at July 19, 2023 09:08 PM (ryUqI)

253 Yes raimondo has a girlfriend and she’s hung like a horse.

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 09:08 PM (MNhXM)

254 What CMT needs a massive tax cut. Whose with us?
- GOP

Posted by: Montec at July 19, 2023 09:08 PM (XvlU/)

255 Technically, Mexican citizens have the right to have arms.

*sobs*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 19, 2023 09:08 PM (4I/2K)

256 It's kind of neat to appreciate just how blatant and illegal the whole gunrunning fast and furious stuff was, to the point where I think it could've been argued that it was an act of war, but at the very least it was multiple ATF felonies, and it was like it never happened.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 19, 2023 09:09 PM (VW7tl)

257 I’d move to Norway. They have a world seed vault.

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 09:10 PM (MNhXM)

258 can't own anything .45 acp in mayheecoh, reserved for gummint, lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 19, 2023 09:10 PM (GGQV4)

259 one of the reasons that .38 Super was invented, lol

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 19, 2023 09:11 PM (GGQV4)

260 Damn. Off commie sock.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 09:11 PM (ynpvh)

261 It's kind of neat to appreciate just how blatant and illegal the whole gunrunning fast and furious stuff was, to the point where I think it could've been argued that it was an act of war, but at the very least it was multiple ATF felonies, and it was like it never happened.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 19, 2023 09:09 PM (VW7tl)

It is like the DA's under age son was involved in a hit and run DUI after attending the Sheriff's re-election campaign party.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2023 09:12 PM (xhaym)

262 253 Yes raimondo has a girlfriend and she’s hung like a horse.

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 09:08 PM (MNhXM)

Oh, one of those ex-East-German "female" athletes?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 09:12 PM (ynpvh)

263 Venezuela is ripe for the picking. We can take it.

We can clean the place up, and develop the Latin Weather Girl Industry.

Plus, tourism, coffee, and oil.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 19, 2023 09:12 PM (u82oZ)

264 As to the discussion about modern music in the last thread: it's not that I'm old. I'm not. The music is just terrible.

From the late 50s until the late 90s, there was a lot of cool shit in American music. Before that, it was Lawrence Welk. After that it was, somehow, even worse. Coldplay, for instance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2023 09:13 PM (oINRc)

265 1 On a completely different note, is the rumor that there's
"lingering scenes of full frontal nudity" in Oppenheimer true?
-----

Leo Szilard and George Kistiakowski like you've never seen them!

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2023 09:13 PM (MMJj1)

266 I’d move to Norway. They have a world seed vault.

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 09:10 PM (MNhXM)

Norway is exceptionally beautiful.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 19, 2023 09:13 PM (AbL8c)

267 with the exception of those prohibited by the Federal Law

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 08:59 PM (ynpvh)

So, a Federal Law which prohibits all guns... and Bob's yer Uncle!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 19, 2023 09:13 PM (oHd/0)

268 eeeewww!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 19, 2023 09:14 PM (GGQV4)

269 259 one of the reasons that .38 Super was invented, lol
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 19, 2023 09:11 PM
We had a Deputy here who carried a Colt 1911 stainless in .38 Super.

Posted by: Eromero at July 19, 2023 09:14 PM (Uv0D2)

270 It is like the DA's under age son was involved in a hit and run DUI after attending the Sheriff's re-election campaign party.
Posted by: Kindltot
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That's a fantastic comparison.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 19, 2023 09:14 PM (VW7tl)

271 After the defeat of the Confederacy a number of Confederates went to Brazil where they planned to start another country.

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 09:14 PM (MNhXM)

272 I’d move to Norway. They have a world seed vault.

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 09:10 PM (MNhXM)

Norway is exceptionally beautiful.
Posted by: DaisyB at July 19, 2023 09:13 PM (AbL8c)

Beautiful plumage.

Posted by: Ye Olde Pet Shoppe at July 19, 2023 09:15 PM (4I/2K)

273 >>On a completely different note, is the rumor that there's
"lingering scenes of full frontal nudity" in Oppenheimer true?
If so, WHY?


Oppenheimer had a side piece while he was working on The Bomb

subplot I guess

Posted by: DB - at July 19, 2023 09:15 PM (geLO8)

274 265, and also NaCly ... !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 19, 2023 09:15 PM (GGQV4)

275 & now rly g'night

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 19, 2023 09:16 PM (GGQV4)

276 vy cool, Eromero!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 19, 2023 09:17 PM (GGQV4)

277 I've lived in a snowy, mountainous socialist paradise. It was called Colorado. I don't feel a driving urge to try out another one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2023 09:17 PM (oINRc)

278 >Posted by: CCP Constitution at July 19, 2023 09:06 PM (ynpvh)


that was a good link- I like Fluffy
as soon as I finish off the Bustelo, I'll get onto this LaLlave stuff with my espresso machine

Posted by: DB - at July 19, 2023 09:17 PM (geLO8)

279 Oppenheimer had a side piece while he was working on The Bomb

subplot I guess
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Ugh. Just no.
Gratuitous.
Awful.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 19, 2023 09:17 PM (AbL8c)

280 sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades

I am only full frontal to a select group of women. Who am I kidding? Wife only.

How are you doing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 19, 2023 09:17 PM (u82oZ)

281 > Oppenheimer had a side piece while he was working on The Bomb

subplot I guess
___________

Bet she's radiant.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 19, 2023 09:18 PM (Q4IgG)

282 263 Venezuela is ripe for the picking. We can take it.

We can clean the place up, and develop the Latin Weather Girl Industry.

Plus, tourism, coffee, and oil.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 19, 2023 09:12 PM
If I recall properly, American oil companies built the Venezuelan oil industry anyway.

Posted by: Eromero at July 19, 2023 09:18 PM (Uv0D2)

283 Comments have slowed. If anyone is interested in my latest oil painting it’s under the Still Life -Other category at Stuppleart.com.

It’s a tribute to one of my favorite sitcoms.

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 09:19 PM (MNhXM)

284 YD, sending Vanessa a hug.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2023 09:20 PM (aVCsc)

285 279 Oppenheimer had a side piece while he was working on The Bomb

subplot I guess
------

Ugh. Just no.
Gratuitous.
Awful.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 19, 2023 09:17 PM (AbL8c)

Either that, or he really, REALLY loved the bomb.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 09:20 PM (ynpvh)

286 After the defeat of the Confederacy a number of Confederates went to Brazil where they planned to start another country.

--

(looks around)

(types, deletes)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 19, 2023 09:20 PM (VW7tl)

287 Eromero

The country fell apart 12 years after they started to completely disregard their pretty good Constitution.

Venuzuala is now below third world status. It is a completely failed state.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 19, 2023 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

288 so far, so good!

pretty much same here; this whole marriage thing has really thrown a monkeywrench into the whole random whatnot&etc dept,amirite?

lol

innit?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 19, 2023 09:21 PM (GGQV4)

289 287 Eromero

The country fell apart 12 years after they started to completely disregard their pretty good Constitution.

Venuzuala is now below third world status. It is a completely failed state.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 19, 2023 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

Which is what happens when you get Socialism/Communism good and hard.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2023 09:21 PM (ynpvh)

290 I haven't seen the movie yet, but Cillian Murphy does look like Oppenheimer. Matt Damon does NOT look like Gen Groves

https://tinyurl.com/43h6uach

Posted by: DB - at July 19, 2023 09:22 PM (geLO8)

291 Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2023 09:20 PM (aVCsc)

------

Rec'd, transmitted.

Returning hug from V. As follows:

{{{BH}}}

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2023 09:22 PM (oINRc)

292 & yourself ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying liars have been lying for decades at July 19, 2023 09:22 PM (GGQV4)

293 287 Eromero

The country fell apart 12 years after they started to completely disregard their pretty good Constitution.

Venuzuala is now below third world status. It is a completely failed state.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 19, 2023 09:21 PM
So off-planet then? I'm game.

Posted by: Eromero at July 19, 2023 09:23 PM (Uv0D2)

294 282 Corner the shortstop market.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 19, 2023 09:23 PM (0EOe9)

295 >Bet she's radiant.

Posted by: Martini Farmer


she positively glows

Posted by: DB - at July 19, 2023 09:23 PM (geLO8)

296 I watched the thing with the parrot and the tablet. I was surprised when the music from "Secret of Roan Inish" came on for a sec, I thought I'd left my music program on, which has it in one of its playlists.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at July 19, 2023 09:24 PM (atj+1)

297 To bad Warren Beatty is too old. He would have made a good General Groves , looks wise.

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 09:25 PM (MNhXM)

298 >Bet she's radiant.

Posted by: Martini Farmer


she positively glows
Posted by: DB - at July 19, 2023 09:23 PM (geLO


A body made for fusion.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2023 09:27 PM (e4fEA)

299 That Viking church looks like the Weasley's house in the Harry Potter movies.

Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2023 09:27 PM (pTb/Z)

300 A body made for fusion.
Posted by: Diogenes

**Golf Clap**

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 19, 2023 09:28 PM (u82oZ)

301 Howdy Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at July 19, 2023 09:28 PM (yUjc0)

302 I'd become a warlord of my own Erisian rump state.

Or is that warlady?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2023 08:26 PM (MMJj1)

I've met you, and your rump isn't that big.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2023 09:28 PM (oLCsG)

303 That church belongs to the Sardaukar

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2023 09:30 PM (sAmhv)

304 goodnight friends

Posted by: DB - at July 19, 2023 09:30 PM (geLO8)

305 The country fell apart 12 years after they started to completely disregard their pretty good Constitution.

--

1803 -1789 = 14

SUCK IT LOSERS! BOOYAH!
- The United States

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 19, 2023 09:30 PM (VW7tl)

306 Grace Randolph's Oppenheimer review is kinda fun.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 19, 2023 09:30 PM (k1Qly)

307 My rump couldn't even fit in my State. That's why I moved to DC.

Posted by: Nadler The Huge at July 19, 2023 09:32 PM (oINRc)

308 I had coffee in a Starbucks in Oslo once. Does that count as Norway?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2023 09:32 PM (s12c9)

309 Freedom is a right for every soul.

...but animals have no souls

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2023 09:33 PM (0hOvj)

310 Moron Robbie

Nyah.

2009-1789 = 220 years.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 19, 2023 09:33 PM (u82oZ)

311 Howdy Hordelings!
Posted by: Doof at July 19, 2023 09:28 PM

Howdy, Doof!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 19, 2023 09:33 PM (Wnv9h)

312 Oppenheimer’s side piece was his main piece before he got married. She was a commie confused lesbo who was 5/10 on the hot crazy matrix. I think she committed suicide.

Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 09:33 PM (MNhXM)

313 Imagine an entire country filled with Erisian rumps.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2023 09:34 PM (s12c9)

314 RMBS! How goes it, brother?

Posted by: Doof at July 19, 2023 09:34 PM (yUjc0)

315 Imagine an entire country filled with Erisian rumps.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2023 09:34 PM (s12c9)


What could possibly go thong?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2023 09:35 PM (e4fEA)

316
Oppenheimer had a side piece while he was working on The Bomb

Fat Man and Little Boy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2023 09:35 PM (63Dwl)

317 Venuzuala is now below third world status. It is a completely failed state.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 19, 2023 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

Bolivar was prescient, he predicted this in his final letter to his old companion General Juan José Flores.

This is a letter on the level of his letter from Jamaica, and is very hard to find online unless you specifically look for

Bolivar, Letter to General Juan José Flores.

"This country will fall inevitably into the hands of the unrestrained multitudes and then into the hands of tyrants so insignificantthey will be almost imperceptible, of all colors and races;
Once we’ve been eaten alive by every crime and extinguished by ferocity, the Europeans won’t even bother to conquer us;
If it were possible for any part of the world to revert to primitive chaos, it would be America in her last hour.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2023 09:36 PM (xhaym)

318 Good evening, fellow travelers!

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2023 09:36 PM (ZdaMQ)

319 I will have to go back and study Bolivar again.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2023 09:36 PM (xhaym)

320 Pretty much off grid and you need to like raising sheep.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 19, 2023 09:02 PM (ouTlx)

Don't raise them too much. My legs are short.

Posted by: Mohammed at July 19, 2023 09:36 PM (oLCsG)

321 I had coffee in a Starbucks in Oslo once. Does that count as Norway?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19

As much as a Starbucks here counts as America, I suppose. Same shit, different Germanic language-speaking postmodern travesty of a nation state.

Posted by: Nadler The Huge at July 19, 2023 09:37 PM (oINRc)

322 I've met you, and your rump isn't that big.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2023 09:28 PM (oLCsG)
----

Always the gentleman.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2023 09:38 PM (MMJj1)

323 Good evening, fellow travelers!
Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2023 09:36 PM (ZdaMQ)


S'up?

Posted by: Cessna at July 19, 2023 09:38 PM (e4fEA)

324 this is not the Erisian rump state, but it could be, if we tried

https://tinyurl.com/bdhrb7mn

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2023 09:39 PM (xhaym)

325 299 That Viking church looks like the Weasley's house in the Harry Potter movies.
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2023 09:27 PM (pTb/Z)

^^Ohhh I see it!

Posted by: Iris at July 19, 2023 09:40 PM (n3DL0)

326 The country fell apart 12 years after they started to completely disregard their pretty good Constitution.
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1803 -1789 = 14

SUCK IT LOSERS! BOOYAH!
- The United States
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Moron Robbie

Nyah.

2009-1789 = 220 years.

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1803 was Marbury vs Madison, when the courts decided our really great Constitution was inadequate unless, coincidentally, the very same courts had super-duper extra-special Three Branches power over the other two branches to determine what the other two branches meant in regards to the Constitution.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 19, 2023 09:40 PM (VW7tl)

327 Venezuela is ripe for the picking. We can take it.

We can clean the place up, and develop the Latin Weather Girl Industry.

Plus, tourism, coffee, and oil.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 19, 2023 09:12 PM (u82oZ)

We need to stage a phony "Color revolution" in Venezuela. Get entrenched before the Progtards realize they got snookered.

Posted by: Mohammed at July 19, 2023 09:40 PM (oLCsG)

328 Oppenheimer had a side piece while he was working on The Bomb

Fat Man and Little Boy

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Once the Communist lady has, how do you say, drunk of the ambrosia that is the Fat Man, she will never again settle for the sipping of the Little Boy.

Posted by: The Paolo at July 19, 2023 09:41 PM (s12c9)

329 I've met you, and your rump isn't that big.
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WHAZZUP WHAZZUP!

Aw, damn.

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at July 19, 2023 09:41 PM (VW7tl)

330 ...but animals have no souls
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 19, 2023 09:33 PM (0hOvj)

They have souls, they don't require salvation.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2023 09:41 PM (xhaym)

331 283 Comments have slowed. If anyone is interested in my latest oil painting it’s under the Still Life -Other category at Stuppleart.com.

It’s a tribute to one of my favorite sitcoms.
Posted by: polynikes at July 19, 2023 09:19 PM (MNhXM)

NICE!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf A2E6, Easy 6 Titanium Enhanced at July 19, 2023 09:42 PM (8C7+r)

332 We need to stage a phony "Color revolution" in Venezuela. Get entrenched before the Progtards realize they got snookered.
Posted by: Mohammed at

And the BOOM! We have our own country sans the crazy from the left? And Mitt Romney?

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2023 09:42 PM (ZdaMQ)

333 1803 was Marbury vs Madison

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Yup. It's not the only reason I hate all judges, but it's one of the biggest ones.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 19, 2023 09:43 PM (oINRc)

334 off, Mosock

Posted by: Mohammed at July 19, 2023 09:44 PM (oLCsG)

335 Wrexham is getting spanked by Chelsea.

Posted by: CA Token at July 19, 2023 09:44 PM (2+yws)

336 peels Mosock off, very carefully

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2023 09:44 PM (oLCsG)

337 The Babbel commercial MaryAnne never seems to get to her motel. She is french taxi 3 with a shitty accent and buggy eyes. Would not bang.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2023 09:44 PM (e4fEA)

338 I don’t want to be president of our new country, New Venezuela. That seems like a lot. I also clearly fail at dictation with my goofy typos. But I am willing to do what needs doing to keep the ship tight!

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2023 09:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

339 Someone here (maybe Christopher) made a great point the other night in regards to death and the Garden of Eden as it relates to animals and their lack of souls and that it might be that there wasn't "death" there as we know it because of something related to that.

I have no idea how any of that works and don't worry myself over it in the least because God can do whatever he wants however he wants, but it's interesting to ponder that stuff a little bit every once in a while.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 19, 2023 09:44 PM (VW7tl)

340 Wrexham is getting spanked by Chelsea.
Posted by: CA Token at July 19, 2023 09:44 PM (2+yws)

Chelsea has a nice rack, but you'd need to triple-bag her.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2023 09:45 PM (oLCsG)

341 Polynikes, I very much like the Wings painting, but I immediately thought-JFK,Jr. Maybe my mind ain't right.

Posted by: Need Treatment Myself at July 19, 2023 09:46 PM (T0tUU)

342 As you all know, I was the first to branded Pierre Delecto an
inverted
boneless
pork
rectum

and now he has finally come to accept his doom:

https://twitter.com/SenatorRomney/status/
1681754372638736384

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2023 09:47 PM (ybIRR)

343 I don’t want to be president of our new country, New Venezuela. That seems like a lot. I also clearly fail at dictation with my goofy typos. But I am willing to do what needs doing to keep the ship tight!
Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2023 09:44 PM (ZdaMQ)

I would participate, but it must be renamed Newer Granada

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2023 09:49 PM (xhaym)

344 342 As you all know, I was the first to branded Pierre Delecto an
inverted
boneless
pork
rectum

and now he has finally come to accept his doom:

https://twitter.com/SenatorRomney/status/
1681754372638736384

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2023 09:47 PM (ybIRR)

Why do all the hotdogs taste like sh*t?

Posted by: Zombie Gilbert Godfried at July 19, 2023 09:50 PM (ynpvh)

345 Am I missing the joke about the misspelling of "perspicacious?"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2023 09:51 PM (PHmov)

346 339 oh I hope my animals will meet me on Heaven, my Isis, the best doggie girl, Faust who raised a kitten when he had no idea that was in the job description of a German Short Haired Pointer. And obviously my Nyah girl, my first Savannah, the one I will never, ever forgive myself for losing. Just her name makes me cry to this day. Her death is painful. And when it’s time for Kovu and Sabi to go, I love them both so much it’s probably not healthy. My Picasso Bear, the Pony of all Ponies. All of my beasties, I hope they are going to be there.

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2023 09:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

347 The Cafe is my happy place. It and the comment(er)s. Perfect together. 🤗❤

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy. at July 19, 2023 09:52 PM (GshMh)

348 I would name it Texas 2.0.

Posted by: Eromero at July 19, 2023 09:52 PM (Uv0D2)

349 They will all be there, Piper, and very happy to see you again.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 19, 2023 09:53 PM (ouTlx)

350 348 I would name it Texas 2.0.
Posted by: Eromero at July 19, 2023

Nuevo Texas?

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2023 09:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

351 Don't waste your time with the new Justified unless you just like looking at Raylan and can see it for absolute free. It's not good. I wasn't expecting a whole lot as Disney owns FX now, but I'm still disappointed.

In addition to being put off by the low quality of the show itself they made sure they Wokified it by checking Raylan's white privilege several times, and also his 14 year old daughter mentioned "conversion therapy" (announced she is gay) in the first four minutes of the first episode. What a shocker.

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2023 09:54 PM (lX8VI)

352 Nood! ONT open!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2023 09:54 PM (SUzFC)

353 349 They will all be there, Piper, and very happy to see you again.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July

Thank you, because I really like animals more than people, for better or for worse, my offspring excluded. 😁

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2023 09:56 PM (ZdaMQ)

354 The Babbel commercial MaryAnne never seems to get to her motel. She is french taxi 3 with a shitty accent and buggy eyes. Would not bang.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Now consider the Lume woman.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 19, 2023 09:57 PM (TqUi+)

355 h I hope my animals will meet me on Heaven, my Isis, the best doggie girl, Faust who raised a kitten when he had no idea that was in the job description of a German Short Haired Pointer. And obviously my Nyah girl, my first Savannah, the one I will never, ever forgive myself for losing. Just her name makes me cry to this day. Her death is painful. And when it’s time for Kovu and Sabi to go, I love them both so much it’s probably not healthy. My Picasso Bear, the Pony of all Ponies. All of my beasties, I hope they are going to be there.
Posted by: Piper

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I personally think that if an animal is loved then it probably somehow becomes tied to you in Heaven. Again, I have no idea, but that's what I like to think. They can't get there on their own (and every pig and cow you've eaten won't be hanging around with you up there), but there's a guest pass for the special ones.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The EPA has determined US has cooled since 1948 at July 19, 2023 09:57 PM (VW7tl)

356 Nood! ONT open!
Posted by: AZ
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Dammit...this stuff was supposed o last for 72 hrs.

Posted by: Lume woman at July 19, 2023 09:58 PM (TqUi+)

357 Nic close-tags update.

Posted by: ShainS at July 19, 2023 11:22 PM (Au/50)

358 If that dolphin were "free" he'd never have the opportunity to play runabout with a little doggie.

Posted by: dabhidh at July 19, 2023 11:40 PM (Vfycm)

359 The girl playing "foot volley" has a talented chest.

Posted by: GWB at July 20, 2023 12:26 AM (fGUJC)

360 345 Am I missing the joke about the misspelling of "perspicacious?"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2023 09:51 PM (PHmov)

I think Ace doesn't know he misspelled it.

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