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AI-Generated Advertising Is a Nightmare That Will Make You Doubt Your Sanity, But They're Still Better Than Bud Light's Dylan Mulvaney Ad
I already linked this upsetting AI-generated beer commercial.
Now, things are worse.A "Burger Blaster" ad from 1995:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Iris at July 17, 2023 03:00 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: Iris at July 17, 2023 03:00 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: JQ at July 17, 2023 03:01 PM (Gkog9)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at July 17, 2023 03:01 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2023 03:01 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at July 17, 2023 03:01 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Inogame at July 17, 2023 03:01 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 17, 2023 03:01 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 17, 2023 03:01 PM (3Or4S)
Behold!
An AI that produced Johnny Cash singing Barbie Girl (and some other songs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyfQVZHmArA
Posted by: DudeAbiding at July 17, 2023 03:02 PM (setIA)
Posted by: Dylan Mulva at July 17, 2023 03:02 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2023 03:02 PM (a3Q+t)
It's attempting to program a computer so that it gives a simulation of intelligence.
Whether it has it enough, is much harder to discern.
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2023 03:02 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:02 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Iris at July 17, 2023 03:02 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 17, 2023 03:03 PM (N3zMI)
Posted by: JmT at July 17, 2023 03:03 PM (18RTj)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 17, 2023 03:03 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2023 03:03 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 17, 2023 03:04 PM (ncXxy)
Well, aside from all the homo imagery and suggestion...
At least there were boobs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:04 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2023 03:04 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 17, 2023 03:05 PM (DwcG+)
Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2023 03:05 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 17, 2023 03:03 PM (N3zMI)
He's just warning us of the future our AI overlord want for us.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 17, 2023 03:05 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 17, 2023 03:05 PM (I8nLU)
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AI "learns" by looking at other images online, including anime.
Posted by: junior at July 17, 2023 03:05 PM (OHe9R)
And guns.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 17, 2023 03:03 PM (p8A+W)
21 Longbow salute with burning arrows.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:05 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 17, 2023 03:04 PM (ncXxy)
I don't see hot anime babes with an excess of boobs, so I don't think that accusation is fair.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 17, 2023 03:05 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2023 03:05 PM (Jk9SN)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at July 17, 2023 03:06 PM (2YtOq)
I got a FEVAH. For more POC Trannies!
Posted by: Regular joe at July 17, 2023 03:06 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: mr tmz at July 17, 2023 03:06 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2023 03:05 PM (dCxaZ)
Their mouths move weird. Plus, they keep getting after the wrong part of the bottles or cans.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:06 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 17, 2023 03:06 PM (YwyqV)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 17, 2023 03:06 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2023 03:06 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Oddbob at July 17, 2023 03:06 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 17, 2023 03:05 PM (eYoxG)
Lack of tentacles.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:07 PM (zZu0s)
When I dip, you dip, we dip
You put your hand upon my hip
When you dip, I dip, we dip...
Posted by: Freak Nasty at July 17, 2023 03:07 PM (b+YaX)
they look like they're approaching their food and beverages with an intent to do grievous bodily harm.
Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2023 03:07 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2023 03:07 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at July 17, 2023 03:07 PM (5bJPc)
Posted by: EFG at July 17, 2023 03:07 PM (toPrw)
Posted by: brak at July 17, 2023 03:07 PM (25k9m)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2023 03:08 PM (t99r1)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 17, 2023 03:05 PM (eYoxG)
Lack of tentacles.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:07 PM (zZu0s)
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Just wait, we're going to get AI ads containing both suggestions.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at July 17, 2023 03:08 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: A.I. at July 17, 2023 03:08 PM (ZlKnD)
*This* is our all-inclusive, gubmint-sponsored, computer-generated, psychedelic, fast food future?
Stock up on antiemetics.
No, wait, maybe we'll NEED to barf that much!
Posted by: JQ at July 17, 2023 03:08 PM (Gkog9)
This is more like if the AI was fed a diet of nothing but Tim & Eric, and Rick & Morty.
Posted by: XTC at July 17, 2023 03:08 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:08 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 17, 2023 03:08 PM (I8nLU)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 17, 2023 03:05 PM (I8nLU)
it's the latest bugaboo to scare people with.
and i think a LOT of people, but especially anyone in the press, don't understand it, so they call everything AI.
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 17, 2023 03:08 PM (Mkvkw)
Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2023 03:09 PM (dCxaZ)
That is simultaneously horrifying and hilarious.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 17, 2023 03:09 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 17, 2023 03:05 PM (eYoxG)
Lack of tentacles.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:07 PM (zZu0s)
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Just wait, we're going to get AI ads containing both suggestions.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at July 17, 2023 03:08 PM (2YtOq)
I could imagine AI generated nightmare fuel with tentacles and busty anime girls looking authentic.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 17, 2023 03:09 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: brak at July 17, 2023 03:07 PM (25k9m)
Save yourselves from Hell.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:09 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 03:09 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at July 17, 2023 03:09 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 17, 2023 03:09 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at July 17, 2023 03:09 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at July 17, 2023 03:08 PM (2YtOq)
========
Nothing is going to beat the toe fungus cartel.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 17, 2023 03:09 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2023 03:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 17, 2023 03:10 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at July 17, 2023 03:09 PM (xPJvm)
Well if we ever have to suspect someone is some kind of infiltrating Terminator from the future, we know who to start with.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 17, 2023 03:10 PM (eYoxG)
I've been using it a TON
great for "make this have a night sky" when the photo I got was a car on the lot in the bright sun ... AI (psd beta) is fantastic!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 03:10 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2023 03:09 PM (ynpvh)
Yeah, there was a lot of phallic suggestion there.
Also, a lot of the cans were almost pony keg sized.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2023 03:11 PM (ZLI7S)
The current top level stuff can generate a full video from a text prompt.
Which is to say, you can ask it to write a script from an idea prompt then create a movie from that script.
That is why I've said you'll be able to home school your kids for less than $50 a month. You'll be able to buy a complete K-12 Teacher suite that is more knowledgeable than any possible teacher, fully interactive and completely personalized-- no woke, no BS, no rapes in the bathroom by trannies.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2023 03:11 PM (m25NS)
https://tinyurl.com/4r9zunyk
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2023 03:11 PM (t99r1)
great for "make this have a night sky" when the photo I got was a car on the lot in the bright sun ... AI (psd beta) is fantastic!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 03:10 PM (AcWfM)
That's just what an AI would say...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)
For decades now, there have been adaptive LMS filters used in telephony. Now, they are AI.
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2023 03:12 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 03:10 PM (AcWfM)
oh, the image I got it to create was of a pyrsyn, that's why it looks fake.
Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2023 03:12 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 03:10 PM (AcWfM)
is that really AI though? feels more like auto search cgi imo.
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 17, 2023 03:12 PM (Mkvkw)
AI visual image processing people will devote a significant -- or likely majority -- of their time and resources on recreating what they remember from psychedelic experiences.
Some absurdist Dali like stuff, some fractal-ish Alex Grey stuff, but most stuff will be gentle and subtle "microdosing on 'shrooms" kinda manipulations that many people will think is sorta fun.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 17, 2023 03:12 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2023 03:12 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2023 03:12 PM (2zCiZ)
Well, aside from all the homo imagery and suggestion...
At least there were boobs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:04 PM (zZu0s)
Real AI commercials would look like America. Meaning about 60% white. Not the commercials we see now, which are at least 50% black. It weird how 13% of the population becomes half somehow.
Posted by: JmT at July 17, 2023 03:13 PM (18RTj)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at July 17, 2023 03:01 PM (2YtOq)
GIGO
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2023 03:13 PM (JBDkq)
This wasn't how it was supposed to be.
*serves up a fever-dream '70s-style car ad*
I thought I was supposed to take over the world.
*churns out another fever-dream '90s-style hairspray ad*
Posted by: SkyNet at July 17, 2023 03:13 PM (iG1Nf)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 17, 2023 03:13 PM (bNf8H)
For decades now, there have been adaptive LMS filters used in telephony. Now, they are AI.
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2023 03:12 PM (RHGPo)
so, Autotune is AI?
lol
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 17, 2023 03:13 PM (Mkvkw)
Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2023 03:13 PM (Phd8w)
That is why I've said you'll be able to home school your kids for less than $50 a month. You'll be able to buy a complete K-12 Teacher suite that is more knowledgeable than any possible teacher, fully interactive and completely personalized-- no woke, no BS, no rapes in the bathroom by trannies.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2023 03:11 PM (m25NS)
AI tends to mess up in weird ways. I think ultimately people'd trade off customization for some vetting and refinement to having a fairly broad array of video learning programs.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 17, 2023 03:14 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Zeera 'We want fun and we wanna get wasted! at July 17, 2023 03:14 PM (VefU6)
That cover art from "In the Court of the Crimson King" didn't come from nowhere.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2023 03:14 PM (RIvkX)
no I mean it will replace your backgrounds
it's also great for removing something from an image and filling in the area where that thing was accurately via intelligently creating a background - not just repeating like before where it was obvious and you'd see artifacts
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 03:14 PM (AcWfM)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2023 03:14 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 17, 2023 03:13 PM (bNf8H)
Also going on the "Potential AI list".
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 17, 2023 03:14 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at July 17, 2023 03:14 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2023 03:14 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2023 03:15 PM (t99r1)
People are using those to make Rick Astley sing everything. The one where he's doing Hall and Oates' "Out of Touch" is pretty good, if still obviously fake.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 17, 2023 03:15 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2023 03:15 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2023 03:15 PM (us2H3)
it's not great with humans ...yet
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 03:15 PM (AcWfM)
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Maybe but it is kind of a default.
All the usual work goes into making things NOT look grotesque and mutilated.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2023 03:15 PM (JBDkq)
Cat's foot, iron claw
Neurosurgeons scream for more
At paranoia's poison door
Twenty-first century schizoid man
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 17, 2023 03:15 PM (I8nLU)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at July 17, 2023 03:15 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 17, 2023 03:15 PM (FVME7)
It exists. Go find it.
Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2023
***
The reason why Erin Esurance vanished from TV spots.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2023 03:15 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2023 03:15 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2023 03:16 PM (dCxaZ)
It's also not AI in the same sense as people talked about this stuff ten, twenty, or fifty years ago. Most of the recent ChatGPT text and Midjourney visual "AI" creations are the result of more and more processing power being thrown at basic problems in a very specific human designed manner.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 17, 2023 03:16 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2023 03:16 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 17, 2023 03:16 PM (ppBhU)
There was a clay animator named Bruce Bickford who worked with Frank Zappa.
His nightmares were as weird as these.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 17, 2023 03:16 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at July 17, 2023 03:16 PM (dQfJF)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2023 03:16 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2023 03:16 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy. at July 17, 2023 03:17 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2023 03:17 PM (xTRSc)
It gives some...interesting results.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2023 03:17 PM (lc5cP)
Coming soon to a religious learning center, church, and/or school near you ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2023 03:18 PM (JJRgX)
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2023 03:18 PM (MNhXM)
Probably the same reason genetics gave us polydactyl cats.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 17, 2023 03:19 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: torabora at July 17, 2023 03:19 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2023 03:19 PM (Phd8w)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
Did someone say women's sports?
https://tinyurl.com/3ss776k3
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 17, 2023 03:19 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2023 03:02 PM (a3Q+t)
How do we know this isn't all just AI?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2023 03:19 PM (e4fEA)
Coming soon to a religious learning center, church, and/or school near you ...
oh we've been working off that one for years
Posted by: Episcopalians, Methodists, Presbyterians, etc at July 17, 2023 03:19 PM (25k9m)
Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2023 03:19 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2023 03:19 PM (Uv0D2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2023
***
NOOOO!
You said it out loud! (Well, wrote it, but whatever)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2023 03:19 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: fd at July 17, 2023 03:19 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2023 03:20 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2023 03:20 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2023 03:20 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 17, 2023 03:05 PM (I8nLU)
The "UFO" evidence troll didn't distract anyone enough.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:20 PM (eoQWY)
*
Probably the same reason genetics gave us polydactyl cats.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 17, 2023
***
Because it can?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2023 03:20 PM (J2vNu)
***
The reason why Erin Esurance vanished from TV spots.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2023 03:15 PM (J2vNu)
Well, does Esurance still exist?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2023 03:21 PM (+sD5M)
His nightmares were as weird as these.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller"
I was just about to mention Bickford too.
Posted by: fd at July 17, 2023 03:21 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 17, 2023 03:21 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2023
IT'S ART !!!
Posted by: David French at July 17, 2023 03:21 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2023 03:21 PM (Phd8w)
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2023 03:20 PM (RHGPo)
That has to one of their all time greats because it works on so many levels.
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2023 03:21 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2023 03:21 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: fd at July 17, 2023
***
Reminds *me* of the time Egon tried to drill a hole into his own head.
Posted by: Dr. Venkman at July 17, 2023 03:21 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:02 PM (zZu0s)
AI will never improve on Daddario!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2023 03:22 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2023 03:22 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 17, 2023 03:21 PM
Pretty sure it's already out there.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 17, 2023 03:22 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2023 03:16 PM (e4fEA)
Maybe if it stoppes putting the drill in reverse.
Posted by: JmT at July 17, 2023 03:22 PM (18RTj)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2023 03:22 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: fd at July 17, 2023 03:22 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 17, 2023 03:21 PM (BdMk6)
Any worse than the Futa shit out there? (Note: Do NOT look that up if you do not already know. You are better not knowing.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Kent Brockman at July 17, 2023 03:22 PM (3AR13)
Probably the same reason genetics gave us polydactyl cats.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 17, 2023 03:19 PM (k1Qly)
Some of us are polydactyl too.
Posted by: Amish at July 17, 2023 03:22 PM (ynpvh)
I go back and forth on this. Some of the commentary here is so clever or so stupid that it turns into a Russian doll like "I know that you know that I know that ... that's what an AI would say" game.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 17, 2023 03:22 PM (k1Qly)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAS7XWwP9Nc
Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2023 03:23 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2023 03:22 PM (+sD5M)
It'll just follow that endless tie pattern.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 17, 2023 03:23 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 17, 2023 03:23 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 17, 2023 03:03 PM
It disappoints Ace when we ask how we disappointed him.
#BeBetter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2023 03:23 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 17, 2023 03:21 PM
Pretty sure it's already out there.
pretty sure that was first
Posted by: brak at July 17, 2023 03:23 PM (25k9m)
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So what else is new?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 17, 2023 03:23 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 17, 2023 03:21 PM
They already have a site where you can put the face of your choice 9personal photo) onto a adult film star doing her scene.
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2023 03:23 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: fd at July 17, 2023 03:23 PM (iayUP)
Imagine an infinite stream of Yoko covering every song you've ever loved.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 17, 2023 03:24 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2023
*
Well, does Esurance still exist?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2023
***
It got absorbed by Allstate in 2011.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2023 03:24 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: fd at July 17, 2023 03:19 PM (iayUP)
and not with the ones you can buy at the store?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2023 03:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2023 03:11 PM (m25NS)
you can already do that. You could have done nearly as well using textbooks printed in 1912.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:24 PM (eoQWY)
***
The reason why Erin Esurance vanished from TV spots.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2023 03:15 PM (J2vNu)
Well, does Esurance still exist?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2023 03:21 PM (+sD5M)
Bought by Allstate apparently.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 17, 2023 03:24 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 17, 2023 03:24 PM (Sjmz/)
I think AI has the power to destroy social media. it's already overrun with advertising bots. One day it will just be AI bots posting AI pictures and "talking" to each other
Posted by: brak at July 17, 2023 03:25 PM (25k9m)
Looks like the first shoe to drop in what we all suspected as to why all the hit pieces on Sound of Freedom.
Posted by: Big D at July 17, 2023 03:25 PM (8g5HZ)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 17, 2023 03:21 PM (BdMk6)
Speaking of bonus holes...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2023 03:25 PM (ynpvh)
Imagine an infinite stream of Yoko covering every song you've ever loved.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 17, 2023 03:24 PM (k1Qly)
I've seen hell, Walt. It's Yoko. Yoko singing Faure's Pie Jesu. Forever.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:25 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) "
Why buy 'em in the store when they are growing out there in the cow pasture for free?
Posted by: fd at July 17, 2023 03:25 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 17, 2023 03:25 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 17, 2023 03:25 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 17, 2023 03:25 PM (I8nLU)
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So what else is new?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 17, 2023 03:23 PM (FVME7)
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I saw a quote that said, "If you took a drink of tequila for every time the word patriarchy is mentioned, you'd die."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 17, 2023 03:25 PM (LvTSG)
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It has a ton of trouble with hands, which is interesting to me because artists have always had a ton of trouble with hands.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2023 03:25 PM (JBDkq)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 17, 2023 03:25 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 17, 2023 03:03 PM
It disappoints Ace when we ask how we disappointed him.
#BeBetter
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2023 03:23 PM (a3Q+t)
I imagine we are insufficiently cruel. It's the Ace way.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:25 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 17, 2023
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They already have a site where you can put the face of your choice (personal photo) onto a adult film star doing her scene.
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2023
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** searches frantically for Olivia Wilde photos **
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2023 03:25 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:24 PM (eoQWY)
Pluto wasn't a planet in those books either.
Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2023 03:25 PM (Phd8w)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 17, 2023 03:25 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 17, 2023 03:25 PM (I8nLU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2023 03:21 PM (xTRSc)
She was rule 34'ed, like Kim Possible.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2023 03:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 17, 2023 03:05 PM (I8nLU)
The tech industry is desperate for THE NEXT BIG THING!!11!!1!!!
Posted by: DaveX64 at July 17, 2023 03:26 PM (a6M1T)
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It has a ton of trouble with hands, which is interesting to me because artists have always had a ton of trouble with hands.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2023 03:25 PM (JBDkq)
I had a ton of trouble with a hand after a broken wrist and surgery.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:26 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 17, 2023 03:21 PM (BdMk6)
Any worse than the Futa shit out there? (Note: Do NOT look that up if you do not already know. You are better not knowing.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:22 PM (zZu0s)
Federal Unemployment Tax Act? Yuck!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2023 03:27 PM (ynpvh)
Beware! The late middle school math in some of those books is hard.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 17, 2023 03:27 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2023
Details are important, Sir! The ottoman in question was upholstered in the finest and richest Corinthian leather.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2023 03:27 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 17, 2023 03:27 PM (2cS/G)
It doesn't give up; it adapts, improvises, overcomes.
Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at July 17, 2023 03:27 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 17, 2023
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I've seen hell, Walt. It's Yoko. Yoko singing Faure's Pie Jesu. Forever.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023
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Yoko belting out "American Pie"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2023 03:27 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: NR Pax at July 17, 2023 03:27 PM (uvpeF)
Posted by: ...
The creator of deadpool Rob Liefeld famously can't draw hands or feet. They even make a joke in reference to that in the first movie.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2023 03:27 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: fd at July 17, 2023 03:27 PM (iayUP)
Hint: it's NOT f*cked up the ass
Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2023 03:28 PM (Phd8w)
But not usually the number of them.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 17, 2023 03:28 PM (I8nLU)
The FBI agents who search my laptop and backup drives are going to be very troubled by the 6 terabytes of Himmler-Heydrich lesbian tribbing vids. We'll laugh about it before my execution.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 17, 2023 03:28 PM (ppBhU)
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So what else is new?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 17, 2023 03:23 PM (FVME7)
Feminists are getting pretty desperate to try and use Barbie to save themselves after having destroyed everything else. And the failure is predictable.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:29 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 17, 2023 03:29 PM (nRMeC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
But Chris Christie already exists,dude.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2023 03:29 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: fd at July 17, 2023 03:23 PM (iayUP)
Or one.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2023 03:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023
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Pluto wasn't a planet in those books either.
Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2023
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Arizona and New Mexico were still territories when those texts were written, and Alaska was just this big, BIG faraway place near the North Pole.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2023 03:29 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 17, 2023 03:28 PM (ppBhU)
Executioner: WHY?!?!?! Before you die, I MUST know!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:29 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: fd at July 17, 2023 03:23 PM (iayUP)
Or one.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2023 03:29 PM (ynpvh)
Let's try four!
Posted by: AI at July 17, 2023 03:30 PM (Phd8w)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 17, 2023 03:28 PM (I8nLU)
LOL
AI is stupid but in a very specific way.
The language models like chatgpt can't reliably do basic math.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2023 03:30 PM (JBDkq)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 17, 2023 03:27 PM (2cS/G)
Welcome back Linclntf. A nice I remember from back in the day.
Posted by: JmT at July 17, 2023 03:30 PM (18RTj)
Posted by: m at July 17, 2023 03:30 PM (LdYi7)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2023 03:27 PM (CIS44)
Or muscles, his characters usually have 87 packs and 40 layers of biceps.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:30 PM (eoQWY)
I don’t know how many iterations it took.
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2023 03:30 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Eeyore at July 17, 2023 03:31 PM (brAQZ)
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:29 PM (eoQWY)
They have committed fully to the bit. They will keep at it until society falls apart, or it changes into what they think they want, that particular moment.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:31 PM (zZu0s)
AI has gathered the entire history of American consumerism and given you a snapshot of what it thinks you look and sound like.
Because it is derived from previous marketing campaigns, it describes how corporate America views you, which is to say tacky, simpleton, grotesque eating machines.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 17, 2023 03:31 PM (xlFab)
The language models like chatgpt can't reliably do basic math.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2023 03:30 PM (JBDkq)
There isn't supposed to be any math.
Posted by: m at July 17, 2023 03:31 PM (LdYi7)
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2023 03:31 PM (JBDkq)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 17, 2023
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I've seen hell, Walt. It's Yoko. Yoko singing Faure's Pie Jesu. Forever.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023
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Yoko belting out "American Pie"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2023 03:27 PM (J2vNu)
Yoko does Metallica? Nickelback?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2023 03:32 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at July 17, 2023 03:32 PM (MvF+J)
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So what else is new?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 17, 2023
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As long as Margot Robbie is barefoot in the film, who cares about the message?
Posted by: Heel & Arch Fanciers, Inc. at July 17, 2023 03:32 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: NR Pax at July 17, 2023 03:27 PM (uvpeF)
Twilight: A story of an underage girl deciding between necrophilia and bestiality.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2023 03:32 PM (ynpvh)
Can it do the reverse and generate videos of pron stars fixing my dinner and vacuuming my house?
Posted by: Oddbob at July 17, 2023 03:32 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2023 03:32 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: ...
Yup. In a figure drawing class I finally landed on how to draw hands: Draw what you see, not what you know what a hand looks like. Sounds simple, but it was an eye-opener. I was actually kind of giddy. It kind of boils down to foreshortening.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at July 17, 2023 03:32 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2023 03:29 PM (ynpvh)
Let's try four!
Posted by: AI at July 17, 2023 03:30 PM (Phd8w)
Five is right out!
Posted by: Brother Maynard's Assistant at July 17, 2023 03:32 PM (N3zMI)
Although to be fair, telling the AI "Don't do a fucking remake of an established franchise" would help a lot.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 17, 2023 03:33 PM (uvpeF)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2023 03:33 PM (xhxe8)
The language models like chatgpt can't reliably do basic math.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2023 03:30 PM (JBDkq)
I remember in SF back in the day that a machine intelligence might be like that, since the math core would be so deep below its own thinking mechanics as to be as inaccessible as the processes our cells use to eat and divide are to us.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:33 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2023 03:23 PM (MNhXM)
Helen Thomas is back from the dead and she's ready to party!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 17, 2023 03:33 PM (nRMeC)
Posted by: wth at July 17, 2023 03:33 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 17, 2023 03:29 PM (nRMeC)
Like the alien in "The Thing".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2023 03:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 17, 2023 03:33 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Oddbob at July 17, 2023 03:32 PM (nfrXX)
There is actually a ‘maid service’ that does exactly that. No AI.
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2023 03:34 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2023 03:34 PM (Phd8w)
Posted by: Oddbob at July 17, 2023 03:32 PM (nfrXX)
BRB. Off to create that site and start hiring actresses for it. Best of all, they won't end up with STDs or trauma!
Posted by: NR Pax at July 17, 2023 03:34 PM (uvpeF)
Posted by: Oglebay at July 17, 2023 03:34 PM (ogTiX)
https://tinyurl.com/5xd7xehw
Frank Sinatra sings Gangsta's Paradise.
With a good amount of help from Postmodern Jukebox, but the voice training and changing is getting very good.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2023 03:34 PM (JBDkq)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
But Chris Christie already exists,dude.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2023 03:29 PM (jzzG
But really, him doing a turk?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2023 03:34 PM (ynpvh)
Not just one bad version either.
Each new cover slightly and uniquely worse than the one before.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 17, 2023 03:34 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2023 03:35 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 17, 2023 03:33 PM (nRMeC)
I just had an image of Old Helen Thomas in Kelly the Coed.
Respectfully, fuck you.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:35 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy. at July 17, 2023 03:35 PM (GshMh)
It still struggles with fingers and toes, but someone with good photoshop skills can fix those post-generation.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 17, 2023 03:35 PM (xcxpd)
I saw a quote that said, "If you took a drink of tequila for every time the word patriarchy is mentioned, you'd die."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 17, 2023 03:25 PM (LvTSG)
hey used the word "patriarchy" in a Barbie! movie?? Did any of this illiterates actually PLAY with Barbie? She was all about the dang male gaze. And knew what to do with it, while still going to space, being a stewardes...oh, excuse me, "flight attendant" , vet, nurse, babysitter and all around gorgeous best friend in clothes you wanted to be in human sizes when you grew up. I had a friend that kept her favorite Barbie dresses and had them copied by a seamstress when she was older. Patriarchy my giddy aunt.
Posted by: Moki at July 17, 2023 03:35 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2023 03:17 PM (lc5cP)
I typed in "a herd of mustangs galloping across a verdant plain" and it didn't show me Jewel's boobs.
Worst. AI. Ever.
Posted by: spindrift at July 17, 2023 03:35 PM (iG1Nf)
Not real eh?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2023 03:35 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Moki at July 17, 2023 03:36 PM (JrN/x)
We are in the stage where the Black man who builds wealth to free the talented pretty White woman winds up selling her to the Rapey BDSM Pornographers.
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 17, 2023 03:36 PM (VE8ZZ)
Available on YouTube
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 17, 2023 03:36 PM (cMXNt)
Just having fun because it's fun is cis-hetero-patriarchal or something.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 17, 2023 03:36 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: ...
Yup. In a figure drawing class I finally landed on how to draw hands....
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at July 17, 2023 03:32 PM (xPJvm)
AI sucks at generating Letters, Numbers, Hands, Mouths. What AI doesn't suck at... Drawing Big Anime Tiddies.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at July 17, 2023 03:37 PM (OLVeZ)
Posted by: Eeyore at July 17, 2023 03:31 PM (brAQZ)
first word of the very next post:
207 Feminists ...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:31 PM (zZu0s)
LOL, what a juxtaposition.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2023 03:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2023
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Helen Thomas is back from the dead and she's ready to party!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 17, 2023
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** Half the Horde runs screaming into the night **
** Remaining half dies in agony **
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2023 03:37 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2023 03:29 PM (J2vNu)
So you agree nothing much has changed.
As a kid I used to read my mom's schoolbooks when everything ended in 1945 or 50. When I got my own they ended in the 60s.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:37 PM (eoQWY)
*takes tinfoil hat off*
Nah, probably not.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 17, 2023 03:38 PM (fs1hN)
Behold!
An AI that produced Johnny Cash singing Barbie Girl (and some other songs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyfQVZHmArA
Posted by: DudeAbiding at July 17, 2023 03:02 PM (setIA)
They also did Elvis singing Baby Got Back
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 17, 2023 03:38 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2023 03:23 PM (MNhXM)
Helen Thomas is back from the dead and she's ready to party!
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 17, 2023 03:33 PM (nRMeC)
With Hillary and Nancy Pelosi. A lessie threesome...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2023 03:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at July 17, 2023 03:38 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: gp, Standing Up For What's Too Hard To Reach Whilst Sitting at July 17, 2023 03:39 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Lt. Commander Barclay at July 17, 2023 03:39 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: McDizzle at July 17, 2023 03:39 PM (97RSK)
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at July 17, 2023 03:37 PM (OLVeZ)
I saw Big Anime Tiddies open for The Go-Gos at the Whiskey A Go Go back in 1983.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 17, 2023 03:39 PM (b+YaX)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2023 03:39 PM (lc5cP)
The seven-figure deal is said to be with the shopping app that calls itself “America’s Marketplace,” the outlet reported Sunday, adding the agreement has not yet been made public.
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2023 03:39 PM (RHGPo)
Just having fun because it's fun is cis-hetero-patriarchal or something.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 17, 2023 03:36 PM (nfrXX)
The fact that in 50+ years of research Feminists havent' come up with anything substantial besides bumper sticker slogans is the biggest argument against female equality that exists.
Kids reading the back of baseball cards have more scientific results than this.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:39 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Oddbob at July 17, 2023
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BRB. Off to create that site and start hiring actresses for it. Best of all, they won't end up with STDs or trauma!
Posted by: NR Pax at July 17, 2023
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I'm in! Nikki Rhodes as my housekeeper! Take my money!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2023 03:39 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bender at July 17, 2023 03:39 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at July 17, 2023 03:32 PM (xPJvm)
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Out: The Quickening.
In: The Foreshortening.
Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2023 03:39 PM (e3FoU)
Posted by: Yuck at July 17, 2023 03:39 PM (NBVIP)
Used in a sentence:
Boy. Brandon mustache his cocaine in a better place or Hunter will find it!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2023 03:40 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: JROD at July 17, 2023 03:40 PM (IlL6s)
Make it stop. Can we all just oh back to 1987 and be normal again.
I feel a great disturbance in the Force.
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 17, 2023 03:41 PM (6Tc2R)
Posted by: McDizzle at July 17, 2023 03:41 PM (97RSK)
Seeing it come out of your smart phone instead of R2D2 would be cool.
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2023 03:41 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2023 03:42 PM (RHGPo)
Seeing it come out of your smart phone instead of R2D2 would be cool.
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2023 03:41 PM (MNhXM)
That would be innovation instead of iteration- which is what all this shit is.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:42 PM (zZu0s)
Make it stop. Can we all just oh back to 1987 and be normal again.
I feel a great disturbance in the Force.
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 17, 2023
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My suggestion is 1967. Or 1957.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2023 03:42 PM (J2vNu)
AI video is still not great.
In a year it will be very different.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2023 03:42 PM (JBDkq)
In less than 2 years, there will be a company that will have an AI scour the internet, the whole internet every second, pull relevant stories, confirm and vet, write a script, generate a video.
AI avatar, reading an AI script, with an AI near-realistic animation of what happened or actual video-- all within seconds.
A "breaking news" hours ahead of the cables.
Full analysis from both a "conservative " and a "liberal" with neither shouting over the other.
For fun, they may even argue with commentators in real time.
The cables are obsolete-- their talking heads add no value.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 17, 2023 03:43 PM (m25NS)
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2023 03:42 PM (RHGPo)
Wasn't Max supposed to be an actual AI in the show?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:43 PM (zZu0s)
Max Headroom Coca-Cola commercial
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2023 03:44 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: McDizzle at July 17, 2023 03:44 PM (97RSK)
Seeing it come out of your smart phone instead of R2D2 would be cool.
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2023 03:41 PM (MNhXM)
That would be innovation instead of iteration- which is what all this shit is.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:42 PM (zZu0s)
I always thought that was dumb tech. There's no reason we need to see the back of someone's head when speaking to them and the dim image and lack of privacy is a huge negative.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:45 PM (eoQWY)
A five year ban? What was the offense?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 17, 2023 03:45 PM (Xrfse)
AI video is still not great.
In a year it will be very different.
And the birth rate will continue to plummet.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2023 03:45 PM (eOEVl)
Other than Florida looking like true lizard people, most look normal.
Can't get the URL to work. It's on Facebook.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2023 03:45 PM (ZVVGW)
Seems rather quaint now how subversive it felt back then.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 17, 2023 03:45 PM (k1Qly)
A five year ban? What was the offense?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 17, 2023 03:45 PM (Xrfse)
Must've been worse than quoting Queensrÿche......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2023 03:45 PM (+sD5M)
Make it stop. Can we all just oh back to 1987 and be normal again.
I feel a great disturbance in the Force.
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 17, 2023 03:41 PM (6Tc2R)
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I now end my prayers with "... and Dear God in Heaven, please Make Smiting Great Again!"
Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2023 03:45 PM (e3FoU)
Um, thanks?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2023 03:46 PM (ynpvh)
Make it stop. Can we all just oh back to 1987 and be normal again.
I feel a great disturbance in the Force.
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 17, 2023
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My suggestion is 1967. Or 1957.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
1969 and everyone gets a GTO
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2023 03:46 PM (ZVVGW)
A five year ban? What was the offense?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 17, 2023 03:45 PM (Xrfse)
Mentioning that CBD unbanned someone. Oops.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:46 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 17, 2023 03:46 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2023 03:42 PM (RHGPo)
Max Headroom was heavily filtered live capture, with an auto skip sort of replay fitted in for the "stutter"
Funniest moment was on Letterman where Max started shouting "MERV! MERV!"
Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2023 03:46 PM (xhaym)
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A five year ban? What was the offense?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 17, 2023
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Posing naked on an ottoman with Taylor Lorenz
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2023 03:47 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2023 03:45 PM (eOEVl)
I think you could add this to just about any comment.
Like the "in bed" for fortune cookies.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2023 03:47 PM (JBDkq)
Max Headroom Coca-Cola commercial
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2023 03:44 PM (RHGPo)
Curious, the next vid after that one is the late Neil Innes's "When Does a Dream Begin" from one of my favorite Python episodes.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 17, 2023 03:47 PM (N3zMI)
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2023 03:47 PM (MNhXM)
And yet not a peep about jobs sent to China or automation replacing rust belt jobs over the last several years/decades.
Hypocrisy much Fran?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 17, 2023 03:47 PM (FxH7T)
...generating monthly bills.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2023 03:48 PM (ZVVGW)
so, you've been looking in for five years
thanks for the tug
Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2023 03:48 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: JmT at July 17, 2023 03:48 PM (18RTj)
Other than Florida looking like true lizard people, most look normal.
Can't get the URL to work. It's on Facebook.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2023 03:45 PM (ZVVGW)
Asimov wrote a story about how voter projection was so good that the computer only needed to interview one person in the country to project all the results nationwide, so the election was named after him.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:48 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: javems at July 17, 2023 03:48 PM (AmoqO)
Looks like the first shoe to drop in what we all suspected as to why all the hit pieces on Sound of Freedom.
Posted by: Big D at July 17, 2023 03:25 PM (8g5HZ)
I stupidly followed that Lenore chick who wrote the Free Range Kids book. Yeah, she was a NYC prog, but what she was writing about regarding kids was pretty good stuff that a lot of us could agree upon. Then she hired Berlatsky a few years ago to write for her blog, and I noped the fuck out and personally blacklisted her and her site. That motherfucker has been a degenerate and pedophile-adjacent for a long time. Disgraceful.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at July 17, 2023 03:48 PM (O4E8J)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:43 PM (zZu0s)
In the scope of the show's fiction, Max Headroom was a digitization of what was in the mind of reporter Edison Carter (both were played by Matt Frewer.) More of an actual intelligence transplanted to a digital existence (the same idea was explored in TRON.)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 17, 2023 03:48 PM (nRMeC)
Funniest moment was on Letterman where Max started shouting "MERV! MERV!"
Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2023
***
Yes, actor Matt Frewer in makeup. We saw him in TNG, and he played (to perfection) the demented firebug Trashcan Man in the TV-miniseries of The Stand.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2023 03:48 PM (J2vNu)
https://tinyurl.com/mr4j4jb8
Ace-
if you have a post upcoming on this, feel free to delete my comment.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2023 03:48 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 17, 2023 03:49 PM (p+1gI)
Make it stop. Can we all just oh back to 1987 and be normal again.
I feel a great disturbance in the Force.
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 17, 2023
I don't know what version of 1987 you were living in, but sure I'll go check it out. Shits always been fucked, but with Social Media and accessibility to the internet... it no longer lives under the surface.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at July 17, 2023 03:49 PM (OLVeZ)
With analog, you can have a poor signal, but it's still a signal, still somewhat usable.
With digital you either have a signal or you don't.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 17, 2023 03:49 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: polynikes at July 17, 2023 03:50 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 17, 2023 03:47 PM (FxH7T)
learn. to. code. AI.
actually there's still a bit of coin made selling your face/body pattern and mocap I suppose, once.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:50 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2023 03:15 PM
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Her porn resurfaced to haunt her.
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 17, 2023 03:50 PM (RFF9u)
Writers write shit movies. Overpaid actors act in underperforming shit movies. Overpaid actors strike for more money as shit movies lose moar and moar money.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2023 03:50 PM (ZVVGW)
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2023 03:50 PM (JBDkq)
.. sounds like a great lead in to a joke, but it's true
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2023 03:51 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2023 03:51 PM (FVJNG)
Except Tron got an Arcade AND a Pinball Machine.
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2023 03:51 PM (xChBq)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2023 03:46 PM (ZVVGW)
1969 Charger 440 RT
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 17, 2023 03:51 PM (OgrpQ)
...generating monthly bills.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2023 03:48 PM (ZVVGW)
Ya, I am currently setting up a big rig to learn AI for our business and what it can do Accounting and Analytically for our warehouse. Of course the RAM i was sent was fookin defective. But once thats done, the handful of people that are gonna hand hold me through this learning process are all in on AI for the porn aspects. Always pays to have friends in low places, if you have the stomach for it.
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at July 17, 2023 03:51 PM (OLVeZ)
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2023 03:51 PM (xChBq)
=======
AND a sequel with a kickass soundtrack.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 17, 2023 03:52 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2023 03:52 PM (xhxe8)
I stupidly followed that Lenore chick who wrote the Free Range Kids book. Yeah, she was a NYC prog, but what she was writing about regarding kids was pretty good stuff that a lot of us could agree upon. Then she hired Berlatsky a few years ago to write for her blog, and I noped the fuck out and personally blacklisted her and her site. That motherfucker has been a degenerate and pedophile-adjacent for a long time. Disgraceful.
In the last few years the left has gotten very, very forgiving of pedophilia. Most aren't ok with it...yet...but they are slowly getting there. Notice how many AWFLs that 10 years ago would have lost their minds at the notion of taking a kid to a strip club are perfectly ok bringing a kid to put dollars in a tranny's g-string.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2023 03:52 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 17, 2023 03:49 PM (p+1gI)
The slimy wings are particularly unappealing.
Posted by: JmT at July 17, 2023 03:52 PM (18RTj)
Wasn't he also in a Detective / CSI style show?
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2023 03:52 PM (xChBq)
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at July 17, 2023 03:53 PM (OLVeZ)
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2023 03:53 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Eeyore at July 17, 2023 03:31 PM (brAQZ)
Yes; I'm guessing relationships with people you love who love you, a relationship with God and an ability to appreciate blessings in life.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2023 03:53 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2023 03:53 PM (+sD5M)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 17, 2023 03:53 PM (2cS/G)
Is there anything that DOESN'T suck?
Posted by: Eeyore at July 17, 2023 03:31 PM (brAQZ)
Pull up a chair and have a pint, mate...
Posted by: Phoebe Waller-Bridge's last boyfriend at July 17, 2023 03:54 PM (n+4am)
AI generated celebrities eating, especially spaghetti seems to be a thing as well.
Posted by: Potato Of The United States at July 17, 2023 03:54 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2023 03:52 PM (xChBq)
Thought so but I couldnt remember what it was
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2023 03:55 PM (JBDkq)
Right now, they’re sitting half empty. It only took about six months for the Biden administration to sell off 180 million barrels from the federal stash in the fastest withdrawal on record.
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2023 03:55 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Think about it at July 17, 2023 03:55 PM (NBVIP)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 17, 2023 03:49 PM (p+1gI)
The slimy wings are particularly unappealing.
Posted by: JmT at July 17, 2023 03:52 PM (18RTj)
Growing up, there was a newspaper add for a local grocery store, but they got the color plates swapped...meat was green and lettuce and other greeens were brown. Made me laugh.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2023 03:56 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: tryhardneckbeard at July 17, 2023 03:51 PM (OLVeZ)
AI for things aside from video isn't that complex or need hard processing. I implemented an AI algorithm for analyzing lung sounds and identifying abnormal sounds like asthma and pneumonia in a modest device the size of a stethoscope and recording it for later use.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:56 PM (eoQWY)
***
Combining the concepts: young Fran mixed into a pr0n parody of The Nanny
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2023 03:56 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2023 03:56 PM (ynpvh)
Similar things happened to wrappers left out in rain and sun...Green Ho Hos
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:57 PM (eoQWY)
Right now, they’re sitting half empty. It only took about six months for the Biden administration to sell off 180 million barrels from the federal stash in the fastest withdrawal on record.
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2023 03:55 PM (RHGPo)
Is there a Strategic Plutonium Reserve, or did Hillary sell it all to the Russians along with the uranium?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2023 03:57 PM (ynpvh)
Right now, they’re sitting half empty. It only took about six months for the Biden administration to sell off 180 million barrels from the federal stash in the fastest withdrawal on record.
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2023 03:55 PM (RHGPo)
Well not the US, but the US armed forces and Navy.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:57 PM (eoQWY)
I remember him being a Not Quite Macgyver / Not Quite House Style Detective...
There was a warehouse and a cute girl, too.
Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2023 03:58 PM (xChBq)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2023 03:58 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at July 17, 2023 03:58 PM (NBVIP)
Where was this?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2023 03:58 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2023 03:27 PM (CIS44)
Or muscles, his characters usually have 87 packs and 40 layers of biceps.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:30 PM
Hey! They're superhuman mutants! Of course they have more, and bigger, muscles than normal people! Now, if only I had thought of three tits before Total Recall came out, things would be perfect...
Posted by: Rob Liefeld at July 17, 2023 03:59 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2023 03:53 PM (RHGPo)
That 11 million likely was not spent on travel or lodging as it is routine for some excuse to have that on government dime be found for all sitting Presidents.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:59 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at July 17, 2023 03:58 PM (NBVIP)
Two men wrestling inside a transporter accident.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2023 04:00 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Nonapod at July 17, 2023 04:01 PM (CwtyK)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 17, 2023 03:27 PM (CIS44)
Or muscles, his characters usually have 87 packs and 40 layers of biceps.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:30 PM
Hey! They're superhuman mutants! Of course they have more, and bigger, muscles than normal people! Now, if only I had thought of three tits before Total Recall came out, things would be perfect...
Posted by: Rob Liefeld at July 17, 2023 03:59 PM (JCZqz)
Polylmamarism?
Look up Diana of Ephesus...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2023 04:02 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2023 04:03 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 17, 2023 03:12 PM (Mkvkw)"
Same thing.
AI is a massive stack of IF-->THEN statements where the "correct" response for each statement is crowd-sourced from a garbage heap.
Posted by: Tar Bae at July 17, 2023 04:06 PM (UVf0J)
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2023 03:42 PM (RHGPo)
And the show could actually be called funny and interesting.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 17, 2023 04:08 PM (uvpeF)
Posted by: Rob Liefeld at July 17, 2023 03:59 PM (JCZqz)"
Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six. Originally brought to our attention by Douglas Adams in 1978 or '79.
Posted by: Tar Bae at July 17, 2023 04:10 PM (UVf0J)
Posted by: fd at July 17, 2023 03:19 PM (iayUP)
and not with the ones you can buy at the store?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 17, 2023 03:24 PM (ynpvh)
. . . and the ones that Kroger sells you don't do anything at all.
Go ask Alice.
Posted by: a.moron at July 17, 2023 04:16 PM (tu3iY)
May need to review the movie Looker with Albert Finney and Susan Dey. Story by Michael Crichton.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2023 04:29 PM (nS5l5)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 17, 2023 04:30 PM (Mzdiz)
Actually wrote back in 2019 a little book about AI art and how it can go wrong.
What the AI Drew by Anastasia Atelier is available on Amazon for free download right now.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2023 04:34 PM (nS5l5)
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