Dan Bongino: All of My Secret Service Friends are "Furious" About the Cover-Up of the White House Cocaine

Bongino claims they "know" who smuggled Hunter Biden's cocaine into the White House.

Note, however, Bongino then seems to walk back the "know" part when he says that it's either Hunter Biden or "one of his friends." It sounds like he means people have strong suspicions, not that they actually know.

BONGINO: So there's probably less than 200 people who could have left this cocaine, by the way, in a bag which is plastic, which is non-porous, meaning it's probably not that hard to pull a latent print. They've got to know who did it. The question who's pressuring them to not find out who did it? And it's gotta be coming from this White House. This is terrible. Don't destroy this agency like the FBI. It's really unbecoming.
A lot of my former colleagues at the Secret Service who retired, they are absolutely furious about this. Oh yeah, yeah, I can tell you, I got 50 emails, communications, texts from people. "This is embarrassing, humiliating." These are good guys, man, guys who worked for Obama and Bush, non-partisan guys, most of them aren't even political. This is embarrassing, they know exactly who it was.
OLOHAN: So do these people want it come out that it was probably Hunter Biden?
BONGINO: Well, you know, the question is whether it was Hunter or one of his friends. But like here's the thing. I'm in the Secret Service for 12 years, a good amount of times. We never had this problem. So nobody, by Occam's razor, right, the process of deduction, keep it simple stupid, Occam's razor. You've got this guy, we never found coke in there before. You've got a dude who's doing coke on tape, who's got a reputation for being a coke addict. He's living in the White House. He's there on Friday. The coke's found there on Sunday, and everybody is like, "Gosh, who could it be."

.@dbongino weighs in on the White House cocaine mystery: "A lot of my former colleagues in the Secret Service...they are absolutely furious about this....These are good guys, guys who worked for Obama and Bush...they know exactly who it was." pic.twitter.com/6Mt0r5jc9K
— Mary Margaret Olohan (@MaryMargOlohan) July 16, 2023

Tucker Carlson says that the White House cocaine "mystery" perfectly explains this Administration's manic, destructive ideation.

NEW: Tucker Carlson sarcastically sums up the absurdity surrounding the White House ‘cocaine mystery’ perfectly after an audience member brought it to his attention.

Tucker Carlson looks to be enjoying life more than ever 😂

“The thing about that story is just a mystery to me.… pic.twitter.com/6MdZQDWfMe
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) July 16, 2023

Chris Christie refused to speak to Tucker Carlson at the Iowa presidential forum -- but then takes shot at Tucker Carlson from his Safe Space as a respected Polite Company Republican on Disney-owned ABC "News."

Carlson wonders, gee, if Chris Christie is such a tough guy like he pretends to be, why is he only willing to sit his fat ass down for softball interviews from leftwing outlets?

Sounds like this could use a longer conversation. We just asked @GovChristie to sit down and explain his views on Ukraine. He refused. You hate to think that Chris Christie is a blustery coward who plays the tough guy with sycophants at ABC but won’t answer real questions, but… pic.twitter.com/6khc5xi3Co
— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) July 16, 2023

Chris Christie defended Chris Wray last week-- who was one of his lawyers during his Bridgegate Scandal.

Chris Christie goes on Fox to defend FBI Director Christopher Wray while House Republicans are grilling Wray him for weaponizing justice on the Hill today:

"What you saw today...was an animated and combative FBI Director who's defending the men and women who work for him every… pic.twitter.com/LrAHwjN81e
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) July 12, 2023

He also claimed that the GOP's interrogation of Wray was just "theater."

By the way, the rumor is that Chris Christie tried to lose weight on Ozempic, but the drug rejected its host. There's only so much Ozempic can do.

Posted by: Ace at 02:00 PM

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1 SPONGE

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 17, 2023 02:01 PM (xcxpd)

2 Blow!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 17, 2023 02:01 PM (krqg6)

3 Shit. I blew it.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 17, 2023 02:02 PM (krqg6)

4 And how many of these straight-shooting, ham and egg eating good guys are doing anything about the corruption in their org?

Any?

Is there a single mother fucker willing to risk their pension or more?

No?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 17, 2023 02:02 PM (xcxpd)

5 Otters called

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 17, 2023 02:02 PM (krqg6)

6 I stopped listening to political radio after Rush.

Posted by: JmT at July 17, 2023 02:02 PM (18RTj)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2023 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Ace like a CLOCK today. Dayum. Must've been a really good weekend.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2023 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

9 I miss Rush Limbaugh

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 17, 2023 02:04 PM (flINI)

10 Dan Bongino: All of My Secret Service Friends are "Furious" About the Cover-Up of the White House Cocaine

How many have resigned? None?

The good cops that cover for the bad cops makes them bad cops too.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2023 02:04 PM (ZVVGW)

11 Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. Nom, nom.

Posted by: Crisco Christie, Tub of Schmaltz at July 17, 2023 02:05 PM (VsUo2)

12 Who is funding Chris Christie? Soros? Nobody actually wants to see that tub of goo.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at July 17, 2023 02:05 PM (YQ4mh)

13 The only thing I might listen to Christie about is restaurants. Anything else, pass.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at July 17, 2023 02:05 PM (2YtOq)

14 Ersatz US Secret Service: You never ever say "You're Coke, you always say, "The Coke." It makes confrontations less likely.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 17, 2023 02:06 PM (rc3Z7)

15 Chris Christie would be more Ozempic than man. Not only wouldn't he lose weight, he would excrete Ozempic through various unclogged pores.

Posted by: Mishdog at July 17, 2023 02:06 PM (UD0Qc)

16 Well if they know who smuggled in Hunter's cocaine, why aren't they leaking to us who smuggled in Hunter's cocaine?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 17, 2023 02:06 PM (eYoxG)

17 2004: The president's daughters were found drinking at 20. We will have the impeach the president. Why? Because if he can't even get his own daughters to obey the law how can he be the chief executive?!?

2023: So the president's son dropped some cocaine in the white house. And maybe he raped his niece. And maybe he was taking bribes for some unnamed "big guy" whoever that might be. What does that have to do with Joe Biden?

Posted by: The FNM at July 17, 2023 02:06 PM (lc5cP)

18 Oh please. The SS has clearly been covering for hunters known crimes for a very long time. They answer to their paychecks and deep state boys country club like everyone else in DC. The SS knew when hunter was doing crack, hookers, and all the rest. They knew when Biden was taking bribes. They don't care. Bongino has nothing he's making it up

Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at July 17, 2023 02:06 PM (kpAj4)

19 if Krispy became President

I doubt seriously he would trim any fat

no fucking wray

Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2023 02:06 PM (us2H3)

20 Why does anyone give Chris Christie the time of day?

He is white obese version of Michael Steele.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2023 02:07 PM (lf83v)

21 Christie could gobble a dozen cocks at once. He makes Buttigay envious.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 17, 2023 02:07 PM (bA3Ln)

22 @12

>>Who is funding Chris Christie? Soros? Nobody actually wants to see that tub of goo.

Big Donut more than likely.

You can never trust those guys.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 17, 2023 02:07 PM (rc3Z7)

23 Outlaw Jersey Whale is killing his campaign without having to go one with Tucker. What a dickhead.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 17, 2023 02:07 PM (OgrpQ)

24 Oh and fuck Chris Christie, the fucking Barry embracing embarrassment. That fat fuck literally embodies the Uniparty.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 17, 2023 02:07 PM (xcxpd)

25 The only thing I might listen to Christie about is restaurants. Anything else, pass.

If you drop by McDs near closing time and ask real nice they'll have you a whole glass of fry-a-lator grease for free! FOR FREE

Posted by: Chris Christie at July 17, 2023 02:07 PM (lc5cP)

26 Is there a single mother fucker willing to risk their pension or more?

No?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 17, 2023 02:02 PM (xcxpd)

You don't seem to understand. You complain and fundraise. But you don't actually DO anything.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 17, 2023 02:07 PM (YwyqV)

27 OK, so you guys are mad about this. Now what?

Posted by: NR Pax at July 17, 2023 02:07 PM (4olE8)

28 The good cops that cover for the bad cops makes them bad cops too.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2023 02:04 PM (ZVVGW)

Once gain the corrupt 99% of LE give the other 1% a bad name.

It's just not fair.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 17, 2023 02:08 PM (I8nLU)

29 I suggest whenever Chris Christie appears at a venue, the people throw donuts and Pampers at Obama's crush. Fat loaf.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2023 02:08 PM (wgAtL)

30 Bongino claims they "know" who smuggled Hunter Biden's cocaine into the White House.

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Is this a dog didn't bark in the night time thing?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 17, 2023 02:08 PM (FVME7)

31 A whole turducken on every plate, and a bag of big Macs for desert.

Posted by: Vote Chris Christie '24 at July 17, 2023 02:08 PM (lc5cP)

32 Pummels Carson ? LOL... Someone got pummeled but it wasn't Tucker

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2023 02:08 PM (bs+z0)

33 Outlaw Jersey Whale
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Epic!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2023 02:08 PM (lf83v)

34 Are police officers considered officers of the court?

Are FBI? Are SS?

Serious question. I don't know. I know lawyers are.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2023 02:08 PM (ZVVGW)

35 Is Tucker going to be a successor to Rush Limbaugh?

Posted by: m at July 17, 2023 02:08 PM (LdYi7)

36 A do-nut on every breakfast plate!

Posted by: Quisp Krispy at July 17, 2023 02:08 PM (4I/2K)

37 Oh no... someone's unhappy with the secret service's handling of Hunter's forgotten cocaine?

Yea, about that.

So, anyway....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2023 02:09 PM (Q4IgG)

38 Donald Trump jr left it their ofc.Geez

Posted by: steevy at July 17, 2023 02:09 PM (FQmDC)

39 33 Outlaw Jersey Whale
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Epic!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2023 02:08 PM (lf83v)

LOLOLOLOL

Posted by: m at July 17, 2023 02:09 PM (LdYi7)

40 33 Outlaw Jersey Whale
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Epic!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2023 02:08 PM (lf83v)

I love stealing shit and claiming it's mine

Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2023 02:09 PM (us2H3)

41 Outlaw Jersey Whale

LOL... Love that

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2023 02:09 PM (bs+z0)

42 Christie should join the Army. He meets the fitness standards now.

Tell him there are glazed donuts in the enemy tanks. He’ll be unstoppable.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2023 02:09 PM (xTRSc)

43 Is there a single mother fucker willing to risk their pension or more?

Every time someone does stand up the right in America sits back and lets the left destroy him or her.

We taught people standing up to the left is a dumb idea. And they listened.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2023 02:09 PM (lc5cP)

44 Tucker Carlson, wherever he is, whatever he says, gets tens of millions of views.

Corporate teevee nooz gets tens of thousands.

They're dead, and they know it. They talk about Tucker because that's what stupid irrelevant people do.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2023 02:09 PM (X8DQ0)

45 Limbaugh, O'Reilly and Carlson. The three most important modern conservative media figures. Only Carlson is still in the game.

Posted by: JmT at July 17, 2023 02:09 PM (18RTj)

46 the current Secret Service are NOT good guys

far, far from it. sorry Mr Bongino

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 02:09 PM (AcWfM)

47 33 Outlaw Jersey Whale
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Epic!
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Double Snort.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 17, 2023 02:09 PM (bA3Ln)

48 I know five fat politicians and Chris Christie is four of them.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2023 02:10 PM (lc5cP)

49 Like the FBI, just look at all those resignations in disgust!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 17, 2023 02:10 PM (N1DT3)

50 Well, then work to undo the corruption at the highest levels of government.

Bitching anonymously to friendly media sources is nothing. Do more than nothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 17, 2023 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

51 our "elites" abusing coke and adderall is what got us here

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 02:10 PM (AcWfM)

52 I'm not dead yet.

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at July 17, 2023 02:10 PM (I8nLU)

53 They should award the Medal of Freedom to Christie's tailor.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2023 02:11 PM (lf83v)

54 48 I know five fat politicians and Chris Christie is four of them.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2023 02:10 PM (lc5cP)

I gotta stop laughing...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2023 02:11 PM (bs+z0)

55 >>Dan Bongino: All of My Secret Service Friends are "Furious" About the Cover-Up of the White House Cocaine

then they should come forward and say what they know

Posted by: DB - at July 17, 2023 02:11 PM (geLO8)

56 "My Secret Service friends are furious about the coverup."

They are part of the coverup!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2023 02:11 PM (RIvkX)

57 42 Christie should join the Army. He meets the fitness standards now.

Tell him there are glazed donuts in the enemy tanks. He’ll be unstoppable.

he could just munch up that Russian bridge

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 02:11 PM (AcWfM)

58 If they're not willing to sell Hunter down the river, they're not your friends, Danny Boy.

Posted by: XTC at July 17, 2023 02:11 PM (UnA8+)

59 Isn't Chris Christie the one who blew a roadie to get backstage at a Springsteen concert, or am I mixing him up with some other whale shit?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2023 02:11 PM (wgAtL)

60 Ace like a CLOCK today. Dayum. Must've been a really good weekend.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 17, 2023 02:03 PM

Dipped, rested, and ready!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2023 02:12 PM (FVJNG)

61 why does coke not work on Christie?

or would he be EVEN FATTER without it?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 02:12 PM (AcWfM)

62 Somebody give that fat fucker a wafer thin mint.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2023 02:12 PM (ZLI7S)

63 56 "My Secret Service friends are furious about the coverup."

They are part of the coverup!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2023 02:11 PM (RIvkX)

How about leaking it... They don't seem to have a problem doing that when it concerns a Conservative

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2023 02:12 PM (bs+z0)

64 59 Isn't Chris Christie the one who blew a roadie to get backstage at a Springsteen concert, or am I mixing him up with some other whale shit?

lol no that sounds right Marcus

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 02:12 PM (AcWfM)

65 62 Somebody give that fat fucker a wafer thin mint.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2023 02:12 PM (ZLI7S)

========

I understood this reference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 17, 2023 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

66 The only thing I might listen to Christie about is restaurants. Anything else, pass.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

Even then he's more into quantity than quality. The Slop Trough would be a favorite.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 17, 2023 02:13 PM (FVME7)

67 I'm starting to believe the only non corrupt federal law enforcement agency is the Postal Inspectors. Those guys can be like bulldogs when they sic 'em on somebody, and do get convictions. Lots of stuff where they can be brought in because it had the slightest thing to do with the US Mail.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 17, 2023 02:13 PM (0EOe9)

68 Chris Christie is proof the establishment is and has always been scamming "their base".

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 17, 2023 02:13 PM (N1DT3)

69 word on the street is Krispy's bellybutton qualifies a schmundie in Jersey

strictly on the smell alone

Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2023 02:13 PM (us2H3)

70 Dunkin Donuts and Krispy Kreme call
I'm a "broken arrow" whenever Chris Fatty Pants Christie gets within 100 meters.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2023 02:13 PM (wgAtL)

71 dude is Italian (but of course changed the name) so we can call him Big Pussy quite fairly

Big Blustery Pussy

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 02:13 PM (AcWfM)

72 Also, Christie is a greasy meatball.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 17, 2023 02:13 PM (RIvkX)

73 Stop with Christie, what a useless sack of shit. No more.

Posted by: JmT at July 17, 2023 02:13 PM (18RTj)

74 Isn't Chris Christie the one who blew a roadie to get backstage at a Springsteen concert, or am I mixing him up with some other whale shit?

Do you know how many big Macs $20 buys?

Posted by: Chris Christie at July 17, 2023 02:14 PM (lc5cP)

75 So we've officially given up the 'fewer than' 'less than' distinction?

Good times. Good times.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2023 02:14 PM (jzzG8)

76 Chris Christie's after shave is sugar glaze.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2023 02:14 PM (wgAtL)

77 Yawn. Go on the record and call people out by name, or this is just another variation of Hannity's FBI ham n' eggers.

Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at July 17, 2023 02:14 PM (i6shs)

78 I understood this reference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 17, 2023 02:13 PM (LvTSG)
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Yet, the reference had nothing to do with Prometheus.

Interesting.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at July 17, 2023 02:14 PM (2YtOq)

79 I am not a blob. Burp. Bring me my butterscotch pudding!!!

Posted by: Jabba the Christie at July 17, 2023 02:14 PM (ZC8hN)

80 Sadly, the Secret Service has to turn a blind eye to whoever they are protecting's illicit behavior because those in protection would then try to ditch their detail leaving them vulnerable.

Reminds me of when the Governor of my state's daughter ditched college to go on a monthlong drug binge with her dealer boyfriend. A state jet with state police was dispatched to the out of state hotel room where they were holed up to bring her home. The press reported nothing, and they knew, they knew because I worked in the Governor's office and the reporters all openly talked about it with us.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 17, 2023 02:14 PM (aGT/k)

81 I-uh, uh-I-uh,, l-l-like those-uh, those-uh jel-jel-jelly rolls

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at July 17, 2023 02:14 PM (5hfjS)

82 73 Stop with Christie, what a useless sack of shit. No more.

blood in the water now

we can pile on - some will bounce off, naturally - and finally take this fat fuck down

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 02:15 PM (AcWfM)

83 "By the way, the rumor is that Chris Christie tried to lose weight on Ozempic, but the drug rejected its host. There's only so much Ozempic can do."

It's tough to lose weight on a Krispy Kream diet. I guess Chrissie still practices the "food pyramid" diet, carbs and more carbs.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 17, 2023 02:15 PM (xSnmX)

84 It's funny that my prediction that the GOPe donors would front a series of Trump-killers-du-semaine is turning out to be true.

They're probably tossing millions at people like Christie (and Pence, and Scott) in the hope that one of them, somehow, gains traction with voters. I honestly wouldn't be surprised to discover that they're coming up with so many volunteers for the job because they all know it's completely without hope of succeeding which just means easy money.

I swear, if the only thing your candidate gets animated about is sending more troops to Ukraine no matter what the American people want, you have to know that you're just in it for the graft.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 17, 2023 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

85 Chris Christie defended Chris Wray last week-- who was one of his lawyers during his Bridgegate Scandal.

And that pretty much sums up what is going in here. Elites looking out for elites.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2023 02:15 PM (e4fEA)

86 Eh...Jersey bag o' Carbs is aiming for the Stooge "Conservative" role on one of the Mighty Stupid Media outlets.

This latest nonsense is him trying to fill his audition reel.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, 2023 pronouns: Shad/dap at July 17, 2023 02:15 PM (HACXu)

87 78 I understood this reference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 17, 2023 02:13 PM (LvTSG)
----------------

Yet, the reference had nothing to do with Prometheus.

Interesting.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at July 17, 2023 02:14 PM (2YtOq)

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There are no coincidences!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 17, 2023 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

88 PRIVATE turned down Krispy in his bid to be a on set fluffer

he hasn't been the same since

Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2023 02:15 PM (us2H3)

89 Dan Bongino: All of My Secret Service Friends are "Furious" About the Cover-Up of the White House Cocaine
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How many have resigned? None?

The good cops that cover for the bad cops makes them bad cops too.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2023 02:04 PM (ZVVGW)

I get a glowie vibe from Bongino. Sorry, I just don't trust the guy.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2023 02:15 PM (QREhg)

90 45 O’Reilly? Are you serious? That guy was a bigger blowhard than Hannity.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2023 02:16 PM (xTRSc)

91 Chris Christie is so fat he sweats gravy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 17, 2023 02:16 PM (kJa+y)

92 Tucker does seem to be having a lot of fun. Either he's running for office in the NTD future, or he's just a happy guy, who's reveling in watching his former, hated employer circling the drain because of what was done to Tucker. I suppose it could be both.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2023 02:16 PM (eOEVl)

93 47 33 Outlaw Jersey Whale
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Epic!
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Double Snort.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 17, 2023 02:09 PM (bA3Ln)

/Enthusiastic Golf Clap!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2023 02:16 PM (oHd/0)

94 "My Secret Service friends are furious about the coverup."
__________

Which one? The coverup of Planking Hillary in the Suburban? The coverup of Bill Clinton with Monica Lewinski? The coverup of lecherous Vice President Biden swimming naked in front of female SS agents? The coverup of Barack Obama meeting with Louis Farrakhan?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2023 02:16 PM (lf83v)

95 Of course they know. And they know that we know they know.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2023 02:16 PM (v0R5T)

96 84 It's funny that my prediction that the GOPe donors would front a series of Trump-killers-du-semaine is turning out to be true.

yep they sure did that thing

and Tucker knocked them down like bowling pins

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 02:16 PM (AcWfM)

97 The good cops that cover for the bad cops makes them bad cops too.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2023 02:04 PM (ZVVGW)

THANK YOU!

Which means that we have vanishingly few good cops in America.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2023 02:16 PM (PHmov)

98 I'm not at all convinced Hunter had a thing to do with it.

The last seventy five years don't make a lick of sense without a majority of the ruling class being doped to the fuckin' gills, 24/7.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2023 02:16 PM (oINRc)

99

Christie's Big World interviews Mike Pence on the importance of morality in policies, and Michael Moore on the value of moderation when you hit the buffet

Posted by: Tonight on CNN at July 17, 2023 02:16 PM (lc5cP)

100 death by windmill

nothing less

Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2023 02:16 PM (us2H3)

101 Tucker does seem to be having a lot of fun. Either he's running for office in the NTD future, or he's just a happy guy, who's reveling in watching his former, hated employer circling the drain because of what was done to Tucker. I suppose it could be both.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 17, 2023 02:16 PM (eOEVl)

Like Musk, he already has Fuck you money...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2023 02:17 PM (oHd/0)

102 The most lasting and horrific image I have of Christie is when that fat load closed the NJ beaches during the pandemic and then took his family out to enjoy an otherwise empty beach.

He looked like Shamu in a beach chair and the chair didn't look very happy about it.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2023 02:17 PM (ZLI7S)

103 The Secret Service knows who left Hunter's 8 Ball Baggie in the cupboard but don't want to let a little person be railroaded for a minor infraction.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 17, 2023 02:17 PM (17s+e)

104 Wow, there's a Christie fascination here. I don't get it.

Posted by: JmT at July 17, 2023 02:17 PM (18RTj)

105 96 yep they sure did that thing

and Tucker knocked them down like bowling pins
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 02:16 PM (AcWfM)

========

It's not over yet. I can't wait until some former governor of a midwest state who hasn't been in the spotlight for 20 years because the next "Trump killer".

"Rick Snyder is the leader the GOP needs right now."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 17, 2023 02:17 PM (LvTSG)

106 Chris Christie does the same ab workout as Jerry Nadler.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2023 02:18 PM (lf83v)

107 48 I know five fat politicians and Chris Christie is four of them.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2023 02:10 PM (lc5cP)

He has a really good personality!

Posted by: Christie's female friends at July 17, 2023 02:18 PM (aGT/k)

108 The most lasting and horrific image I have of Christie is when that fat load closed the NJ beaches during the pandemic and then took his family out to enjoy an otherwise empty beach.

I thought stunts like this, or Nazi Pelosi's trip to the beauty salon, would have woken the LIVs up but...no

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2023 02:18 PM (lc5cP)

109 Members of the Arkansas State Police always look at the Clinton era Governor's Detail in awe, as in "they really got away with that shit and still got a retirement?".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 17, 2023 02:18 PM (0EOe9)

110 So SS is like the FBI. Bunch of ham n egg types who are 99% of the force. It’s that 1% that messes all up huh?

Posted by: Montec at July 17, 2023 02:18 PM (S2RnY)

111 You no stay longer then one hour at the all you can eat Chinese buffet, fat man

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2023 02:18 PM (wgAtL)

112 I get a glowie vibe from Bongino. Sorry, I just don't trust the guy.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2023 02:15 PM (QREhg)

Agree. My late uncle, who was a one-time DC Capitol Police officer, always told me, never trust the police. Never.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 17, 2023 02:18 PM (xSnmX)

113 He looked like Shamu in a beach chair and the chair didn't look very happy about it.

Posted by: JackStraw
==

All I could think was "Oh that poor chair!!"

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 17, 2023 02:18 PM (17s+e)

114 That's not gravy. Bring me my bucket!!

Posted by: Jabba the Christie at July 17, 2023 02:18 PM (ZC8hN)

115 in Merica, we don't shoot down blimps

Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2023 02:18 PM (us2H3)

116 IMHO, he has been for awhile. Loved Rush's nickname for him: Chatsworth Osborne, Junior.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 17, 2023 02:19 PM (BdMk6)

117 Christie out does the gravity sink in the Indian Ocean.

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2023 02:19 PM (gmo/4)

118 Wow, there's a Christie fascination here. I don't get it.

He's the most spherical Republican politician?

Posted by: Physicists everywhere at July 17, 2023 02:19 PM (lc5cP)

119 The Secret Service knows who left Hunter's 8 Ball Baggie in the cupboard but don't want to let a little person be railroaded for a minor infraction.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 17, 2023 02:17 PM (17s+e)

Or, it's the most important guy in the place: the guy who's supplying everyone, including members of the SS, with their dope.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2023 02:19 PM (oINRc)

120 Dan Bongino: All of My Secret Service Friends are "Furious" About the Cover-Up of the White House Cocaine

then they should come forward and say what they know

How does that saying go?

"If you want to know who controls you, look at who you are not allowed to criticize"

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 17, 2023 02:19 PM (p8A+W)

121 Nice shooting, soldier!

Posted by: General Jack Ripper at July 17, 2023 02:19 PM (lCtVY)

122 Yawn. Go on the record and call people out by name, or this is just another variation of Hannity's FBI ham n' eggers.
Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at July 17, 2023 02:14 PM (i6shs)

I'm not going to defend the Eff Bee Eye, but there are agents who work cases all over the country, who have nothing to do with what's happening in DC.

That being said, I don't think there's anything in the Constitution about a national police force.

But the SS, yeah, F them all. Every last one of them.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2023 02:19 PM (QREhg)

123 "Chris Christie defended Chris Wray last week-- who was one of his lawyers during his Bridgegate Scandal."

If that's the case, I understand why Christie went to the mat for the guy and brought him to Trump's attention. Wray did his job and kept the 'scandal' away from Christie. I can't stand Krispie Kristie, but I must say that the way he handled the Bridgegate press conference where he stayed to answer every single question the media threw at him until they ran out of ammo was Peak Kristie for me. It was a masterclass in handling a budding scandal.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 17, 2023 02:19 PM (/iWhV)

124 Pence, Hutchinson and Scott all at least had the nerve to go one on one with Carlson.

Tough Guy Christie didn't have the stones.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at July 17, 2023 02:19 PM (2YtOq)

125 I'm starting to believe the only non corrupt federal law enforcement agency is the Postal Inspectors. Those guys can be like bulldogs when they sic 'em on somebody, and do get convictions. Lots of stuff where they can be brought in because it had the slightest thing to do with the US Mail.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 17, 2023 02:13 PM (0EOe9)

Uh, yeah... about that voting by mail stuff...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2023 02:19 PM (oHd/0)

126 Tucker probably needs to do more appearances in front of a live audience. He seems to enjoy that, even though he sounds like he was on speed in the clip. No, I'm not suggesting he's on speed. Just that he's an extrovert who gets energy from other people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2023 02:19 PM (Keyt1)

127 > "My Secret Service friends are furious about the coverup."
___________

Probably because they didn't get a payoff and/or a cut of the coke.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 17, 2023 02:19 PM (Q4IgG)

128 Pam Poovey is your coke mule.

She was actually kind of hot when strung out.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 17, 2023 02:20 PM (hcGu7)

129 He's the most spherical Republican politician?
Posted by: Physicists everywhere at July 17, 2023 02:19 PM (lc5cP)

He has gravity.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 17, 2023 02:20 PM (I8nLU)

130 115 in Merica, we don't shoot down blimps

it's harder than you think

Posted by: tracer round through hydrogen-filled zeppelin at July 17, 2023 02:20 PM (v3pYe)

131 Christie should join the Army. He meets the fitness standards now.

Tell him there are glazed donuts in the enemy tanks. He’ll be unstoppable.
........

He'd get stuck in the hatch.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2023 02:20 PM (v0R5T)

132 118 Wow, there's a Christie fascination here. I don't get it.

well I'm local

also he gets really really pissed when people make fun of him

pray, pray continue!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 02:20 PM (AcWfM)

133 Tough Guy Christie didn't have the stones.

TBH I haven't seen them since I was a teenager.

Posted by: Tough Guy Christie at July 17, 2023 02:20 PM (lc5cP)

134 Hillary smashed devices, disappeared government emails, stored secret stuff on private server.

crickets

two tiered justice

Posted by: torabora at July 17, 2023 02:21 PM (OUiUM)

135 They say that Tucker is a bad mother...

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2023 02:21 PM (krQz2)

136 He looked like Shamu in a beach chair and the chair didn't look very happy about it.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2023 02:17 PM (ZLI7S)

I despise that fat f*ck. He did a few good things for NJ (yes, he fooled me for awhile), but he was also a big-government toad who loved gun control.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2023 02:21 PM (PHmov)

137 When Christie boards a regional jet, all the rest of the passengers must sit on the opposite side to balance the load.

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2023 02:21 PM (gmo/4)

138 115 in Merica, we don't shoot down blimps
Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2023 02:18 PM (us2H3)

Well..... uh....

Posted by: Kid with a .22 watching Hindenburg Burn at July 17, 2023 02:21 PM (oHd/0)

139 By the way, what's so defensible about what the FBI has been doing, tubby?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 17, 2023 02:21 PM (wgAtL)

140 He has gravity.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 17, 2023 02:20 PM (I8nLU)

Satellites orbit around him

Posted by: It's me donna at July 17, 2023 02:21 PM (bs+z0)

141 He also claimed that the GOP's interrogation of Wray was just "theater."
____

Blind, morbidly obese squirrel, finds a nut!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 17, 2023 02:21 PM (fs1hN)

142 He's the most spherical Republican politician?

Chris Christie is proof of ancient aliens.

Posted by: Erich von Däniken at July 17, 2023 02:21 PM (5RhKJ)

143 Epic!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2023 02:08 PM (lf83v)

I love stealing shit and claiming it's mine

Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2023 02:09 PM (us2H3)

Another moron coined the term. It is absolute gold.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 17, 2023 02:21 PM (OgrpQ)

144 I remember when Christie slow-danced with Obama and then they made out. At least that's how I remember this tub of lard becoming irrelevant forever. Might have a couple details mixed up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2023 02:21 PM (oINRc)

145 Christie should join the Army.
_________

He's so fat, he doesn't join the Army.

The Army joins him.

Posted by: Yakov Smirnov at July 17, 2023 02:22 PM (lf83v)

146 in Merica, we don't shoot down blimps

Unless they are "weather club" $20 mylar balloons.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2023 02:22 PM (lc5cP)

147 Apparently Hunter's dealer is famous and lived with Hunter. And the area where the transaction got made really doesn't have cameras. Or there is such an area that has been used before. And I guess this too was common knowledge.

So they are actually factually correct with their statement. And dishonest at the same time.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 17, 2023 02:22 PM (zTcYS)

148 All I could think was "Oh that poor chair!!"
Posted by: Jukin
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Unavailable for comment: Tracey Abrams' chair

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2023 02:22 PM (XnsY+)

149 Christie has been toast since he hugged the community agitator and was backed by Ann Coulter.
His mother probably never had the talk about hanging the the wrong crowd.

Posted by: Keezen at July 17, 2023 02:22 PM (XTpg5)

150 I love stealing shit and claiming it's mine

Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2023 02:09 PM (us2H3)
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I feel the same way!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at July 17, 2023 02:23 PM (krQz2)

151 No, no, no. It's gravitas. GRAVITAS.

Posted by: Jabba the Christie at July 17, 2023 02:23 PM (ZC8hN)

152 Blind, morbidly obese squirrel, finds a nut!

One of my local squirrels had doubled in size for the winter. Didn't see that one come the spring so I don't think his plan worked out for him.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2023 02:23 PM (lc5cP)

153 >>I despise that fat f*ck. He did a few good things for NJ (yes, he fooled me for awhile), but he was also a big-government toad who loved gun control.

He got off to a good start and I thought he was sincere and then came Sandy and his bromance with Obama right before the 2012 election. It all seemed to go downhill from there and rapidly.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2023 02:23 PM (ZLI7S)

154 "My Secret Service friends are furious about the coverup."

Are they beach friends too?

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2023 02:23 PM (gmo/4)

155 I don’t buy the “every FBI agent outside DC is fine” stuff. They’re all pieces of shit because they all want to become part of the DC elite. Nobody joins the fbi to do check fraud work in Nebraska their entire career.

Posted by: Montec at July 17, 2023 02:23 PM (S2RnY)

156 I'm starting to believe the only non corrupt federal law enforcement agency is the Postal Inspectors.
____

Hellloooo, Newman.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at July 17, 2023 02:24 PM (fs1hN)

157 I'm not going to defend the Eff Bee Eye, but there are agents who work cases all over the country, who have nothing to do with what's happening in DC.
------
Yup.

Posted by: Special Agent Trask, with Extra Ham and Eggs at July 17, 2023 02:24 PM (oINRc)

158 Name all the "friends" of Hunter who can get into the White House without being searched.

...

...

...

Posted by: Victoria A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 17, 2023 02:24 PM (2tUFv)

159 All I could think was "Oh that poor chair!!"
__________

Whoever designed and built that chair should be in charge of designing and building submersibles.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2023 02:24 PM (lf83v)

160 Christie was the toad that got Preezy Shit Midas the win in 2012.

Which I'm not was a bad thing because Willard would probably done as much damage or most likely more.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 17, 2023 02:24 PM (17s+e)

161 Chris Christie could lose an entire fat man in weight and he'd still be a fat fuck.

Didn't he get bypass surgery?

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 17, 2023 02:24 PM (RqMSv)

162 The only thing I might listen to Christie about is restaurants. Anything else, pass.

I might consider his wisdom on selecting heavy duty beach chairs.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 17, 2023 02:24 PM (p8A+W)

163 Pence, Hutchinson and Scott all at least had the nerve to go one on one with Carlson.

Tough Guy Christie didn't have the stones.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at July 17, 2023 02:19 PM (2YtOq)
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He saw the pile at the curb.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2023 02:25 PM (krQz2)

164 Which I'm not was a bad thing because Willard would probably done as much damage or most likely more.

Mittens Romneycare is literally the best person the left could get into the presidency.

Every bit as leftwing as Biden or Obama, but competent.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2023 02:25 PM (lc5cP)

165 How many "furious" SS agents have resigned and flushed their pension over it?

That's what I thought.

Posted by: a.moron at July 17, 2023 02:25 PM (tu3iY)

166 105 It's not over yet. I can't wait until some former governor of a midwest state who hasn't been in the spotlight for 20 years because the next "Trump killer".

tanned, rested, and ready, for certain values of "midwest"

Posted by: willard "mitt" romney at July 17, 2023 02:25 PM (v3pYe)

167 I wonder who is sponsoring Chris Christie?

Posted by: Snow White Lard Company at July 17, 2023 02:25 PM (3Or4S)

168
Fat Bastard broke the band on his bariatric surgery.

Long list of "conservative" grifters these days.

Posted by: Auspex at July 17, 2023 02:25 PM (j4U/Z)

169 Chris Christie shows he is just the candidate that the Democrats and media (but I repeat myself) have been waiting for

Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2023 02:25 PM (RHGPo)

170 No, no, no. It's gravitas. GRAVITAS.
Posted by: Jabba the Christie at July 17, 2023 02:23 PM (ZC8hN)
......

Gravytas?

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2023 02:25 PM (v0R5T)

171 Didn't he get bypass surgery?

yeah he popped that poor band so fast it took out his pancreas

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 02:25 PM (AcWfM)

172 147 Apparently Hunter's dealer is famous and lived with Hunter. And the area where the transaction got made really doesn't have cameras. Or there is such an area that has been used before. And I guess this too was common knowledge.

So they are actually factually correct with their statement. And dishonest at the same time.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 17, 2023 02:22 PM (zTcYS)

So, the SS (Secret Service) has a spot where you PUT YOUR CELL PHONE FOR STORAGE before being searched to enter a highly classified area, and DON'T have a camera on it? So no record if someone steals someone else's phone? or puts a BOMB in there?

Does not sound plausible.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2023 02:26 PM (oHd/0)

173 No, no, no. It's gravitas. GRAVITAS.
Posted by: Jabba the Christie at July 17, 2023 02:23 PM (ZC8hN)
......

Gravytas?
Posted by: wth at July 17, 2023 02:25 PM (v0R5T)
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Gravity Ass

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2023 02:26 PM (krQz2)

174 "It's not you. It's me."
-Ozempic

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2023 02:26 PM (xChBq)

175 They say that Tucker is a bad mother...
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2023 02:21 PM

Shut yo mouf!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2023 02:26 PM (FVJNG)

176 How many "furious" SS agents have resigned and flushed their pension over it?

I vaguely recall some Col called out Biden over his Afghan debacle and lost his retirement over it.

Of course that guy then followed it up with some mealy mouthed article that basically exempted Biden after all.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2023 02:26 PM (lc5cP)

177 The good cops that cover for the bad cops makes them bad cops too.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2023 02:04 PM (ZVVGW)

I saw a video recently, cops chased down a vehicle doing 111 in Florida... not sure if they were highway patrol or what, but turns out the guy they pulled over was a Miami cop.

Everyone on the scene kept telling him to shut up, stop talking. But he wouldn't shut up. Vest cameras have him talking about they're supposed to be bros, supposed to look out for each other, and this is messed up and all that.

Uh huh. Without the cameras, they probably would have escorted him home, tucked him into bed and that would have been that.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2023 02:26 PM (BaiDa)

178 144 I remember when Christie slow-danced with Obama and then they made out. At least that's how I remember this tub of lard becoming irrelevant forever. Might have a couple details mixed up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2023 02:21 PM (oINRc)

You forgot the part about Barry having Big Mike stick "her" 12 inches deep inside of him.

Posted by: XTC at July 17, 2023 02:27 PM (UnA8+)

179 I put Christie at the Pence level of pathetic GOP hopefuls. But somehow all y'all are fixatated on Christie. It's weird.

Posted by: JmT at July 17, 2023 02:27 PM (18RTj)

180 These are good guys, guys who worked for Obama and Bush

-
Ham and eggers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 17, 2023 02:27 PM (FVME7)

181 Every FBI ham and egger fighting crime in Des Moines is a guy with a dream and a Glock, and the dream is to get to the Hoover building ASAP to get a piece of the action.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 17, 2023 02:27 PM (0EOe9)

182 You forgot the part about Barry having Big Mike stick "her" 12 inches deep inside of him.

I hope "she" brought flour with "her"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 02:27 PM (AcWfM)

183 I saw a bit of a movie featuring John Goodman when he had lost a lot of weight. It was hideous. Being rich and fat is a better gig for him.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 17, 2023 02:27 PM (bA3Ln)

184 They say that Tucker is a bad mother...
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2023 02:21 PM

Shut yo mouf!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2023 02:26 PM (FVJNG)
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Hey, I'm just talking about Tucker!

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2023 02:27 PM (krQz2)

185 Inside Chris Christie is a thin man that he ate.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 17, 2023 02:27 PM (I8nLU)

186 Mandrake! Help me with this belt, the Red Coats are coming!

Posted by: Gen. Jack D. Ripper, USAF at July 17, 2023 02:28 PM (gmo/4)

187

This is all easier to deal with when you consider the Soviet Union ran this way, and there are thousands of Communists running the country.

BTW, I watched Desantis on the Tucker thing...he is a robot that spouts out great sounding bullshit. He really has his scripting down.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 17, 2023 02:28 PM (UCNv1)

188 I really miss Rush Limbaugh., and Andrew Breitbart too.

Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2023 02:28 PM (Uv0D2)

189 The Romney thing still blows my mind. In 2012 the R base was furious about Obamacare.

So the Republican elite selected...Mittens Romneycare, leftwing governor from one of the bluest states...who implemented his own version of Obamacare...as their standard bearer.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2023 02:28 PM (lc5cP)

190 The Secret Service covered up his lost 'n' found crackpipe in Arizona. I recall them being implicated in another police coverup for him, but I can't remember which - there have been so many. And I would bet my bottom dollar that when he was being threatened by that Russian hooker and her pimp, and had to call "someone" to move cash around and come buy him out of that in the middle of the fucking night, it was one of them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2023 02:28 PM (oINRc)

191 >I remember when Christie slow-danced with Obama and then they made out. At least that's how I remember this tub of lard becoming irrelevant forever. Might have a couple details mixed up.

"Chris, I can get you those emergency funds. It'll be like this storm Sandy, whatever it's called, never happened. All that's left, is our friendship."

Posted by: DB - at July 17, 2023 02:28 PM (geLO8)

192 I bet you'd find at least 6 entire Subway Footlongs in the folds of Krispy's fat.

Posted by: XTC at July 17, 2023 02:28 PM (UnA8+)

193 So, the SS (Secret Service) has a spot where you PUT YOUR CELL PHONE FOR STORAGE before being searched to enter a highly classified area, and DON'T have a camera on it? So no record if someone steals someone else's phone? or puts a BOMB in there?

Does not sound plausible.

Posted by: Romeo13

Super easy, barely an inconvenience!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 17, 2023 02:28 PM (17s+e)

194 Let us all pray that Tucker is not a sudden casualty of Breitbart syndrome.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2023 02:28 PM (krQz2)

195 Does not sound plausible.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2023 02:26 PM (oHd/0)

I don't follow you. Sorry.

I am just saying there was a way to get the contraband into the WH unrecorded or searched.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 17, 2023 02:28 PM (zTcYS)

196 I put Christie at the Pence level of pathetic GOP hopefuls. But somehow all y'all are fixatated on Christie. It's weird.
Posted by: JmT at July 17, 2023 02:27 PM (18RTj)

The list of things that confuse you is vast, Joe.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 17, 2023 02:29 PM (I8nLU)

197 Pence?? PENCE?!?! Ho ho ho. Pence bantha poodoo.

Posted by: Jabba the Christie at July 17, 2023 02:29 PM (ZC8hN)

198 Christie is just in it for the chicks. Chubby Chaser groupies are a thing, you know.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2023 02:29 PM (v0R5T)

199 I get the feeling that Bongino’s friends are snickering about him behind his back.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at July 17, 2023 02:29 PM (fKjc7)

200 I wonder who is sponsoring Chris Christie?

Golden Corral

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 17, 2023 02:29 PM (p8A+W)

201 Almost 200 comments and not a single one acknowledges that Chris Christie has the largest tits of any candidate in the field.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 17, 2023 02:29 PM (ppBhU)

202 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2023 02:28 PM (oINRc)

Hunter's Gun in the trash was covered up by the SS.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 17, 2023 02:29 PM (oHd/0)

203 As David French would say 'the bigger the waistband the deeper the quicksand.'

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 17, 2023 02:29 PM (bA3Ln)

204 I bet you'd find at least 6 entire Subway Footlongs in the folds of Krispy's fat.

In fairness they are only 11 inches

Posted by: Jared from Subway at July 17, 2023 02:29 PM (lc5cP)

205 omg JmT is Christie's mom or something

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 02:29 PM (AcWfM)

206 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2023 02:28 PM (oINRc)

Handgun

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 17, 2023 02:29 PM (zTcYS)

207 Favorite Bonginoism of today: "Cultural Shit-Grenade." That's what he wants us to be.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 17, 2023 02:29 PM (MvF+J)

208 I think it was Muldoon who came up with the Outlaw Jersey Whale.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2023 02:29 PM (xTRSc)

209 180 These are good guys, guys who worked for Obama's Bush

what the fucking hell

Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2023 02:30 PM (us2H3)

210 How many "furious" SS agents have resigned and flushed their pension over it?

That's what I thought.

Posted by: a.moron at July 17, 2023 02:25 PM (tu3iY)

I know two. Both have not resigned. Something about mortgages, kids college tuition, eating, and other stuff seems to get in the way of resigning.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 17, 2023 02:30 PM (4eKPg)

211 I think that Bongino has oversold his knowledge from the beginning of this story.

Yes, he worked SS in the WH and he knows things we don't. But a lot of people work in the WH who come in and out every day, and there is absolutely no way that there is a 100% search at the level that would find such things.

Also, I was assured that the FBI was full of ham and eggers who were all incensed at what had become of their agency. And did nothing.

Just like the Secret Service, here. Bongino says his friends are mad? Not mad enough, apparently. Its all bullshit.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2023 02:30 PM (Jk9SN)

212 Almost 200 comments and not a single one acknowledges that Chris Christie has the largest tits of any candidate in the field.

I'm gonna have to see Boebert and AOC topless first before I agree with that assessment.

Posted by: Some Moron at July 17, 2023 02:30 PM (lc5cP)

213 Safe Space as a respected Polite Company Republican on Disney-owned ABC "News."

Big Mouse is all over the place nowadays it seems.

On the other thread, all the difficulties that theatergoers faced attempting to view Sound of Freedom at AMC theaters...
turns out AMC is in partnership with DIS .

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2023 02:30 PM (dCxaZ)

214 I'm not a Doctor.

But, I am pretty sure Gastric Bypass only works if have bypassed ALL the stomachs.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2023 02:30 PM (xChBq)

215 Tucker probably needs to do more appearances in front of a live audience. He seems to enjoy that, even though he sounds like he was on speed in the clip. No, I'm not suggesting he's on speed. Just that he's an extrovert who gets energy from other people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2023 02:19 PM (Keyt1)

Lots of people seem to want to tell Tucker what to do, but these last several weeks have shown, Tucker seems to know what he wants to do, and he's doing it.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2023 02:30 PM (BaiDa)

216 I'm just another fat fuck from New Jersey -- Tony Soprano

Posted by: Regular joe at July 17, 2023 02:31 PM (nnp+f)

217 205 omg JmT is Christie's mom or something
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 02:29 PM (AcWfM)

If he doesn't want Fat F*ck to get bullied, he can tell Fat F*ck to lose some F*cking weight.

Posted by: XTC at July 17, 2023 02:31 PM (UnA8+)

218 Almost 200 comments and not a single one acknowledges that Chris Christie has the largest tits of any candidate in the field.
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Rachel Levine envies them.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2023 02:31 PM (krQz2)

219 If he doesn't want Fat F*ck to get bullied, he can tell Fat F*ck to lose some F*cking weight.

Or Christie could...get a spine.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2023 02:31 PM (lc5cP)

220 I'll have to say

Bongino has reached his proper level

Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2023 02:32 PM (us2H3)

221 Posted by: JmT at July 17, 2023 02:27 PM (18RTj)

Sorry to disappoint you.

Maybe you should email Ace with a list of approved topics. I am sure that he would appreciate the input.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2023 02:32 PM (PHmov)

222 Christie, Ana Navarro, Jonah Goldberg and Tater in a locked room with three donuts.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 17, 2023 02:32 PM (wuvc4)

223 Bet water balloon girl would have an easy target with Christie.

Posted by: wth at July 17, 2023 02:32 PM (v0R5T)

224 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife at July 17, 2023 02:32 PM (NBVIP)

225
IMHO, he has been for awhile. Loved Rush's nickname for him: Chatsworth Osborne, Junior.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

That was a character on the Dobie Gillis TV show.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2023 02:32 PM (63Dwl)

226 Rachel Levine envies them.

Hey make all the jokes you want Admiral...at least I still have all 3 inches of my man meat still attached.

Well, I assume, I haven't seen it in a few years.

Posted by: Chris Christie at July 17, 2023 02:33 PM (lc5cP)

227 222 Christie, Ana Navarro, Jonah Goldberg and Tater in a locked room with three donuts.

tater gets et

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 02:33 PM (AcWfM)

228 198 Christie is just in it for the chicks. Chubby Chaser groupies are a thing, you know.
Posted by: wth at July 17, 2023 02:29 PM (v0R5T)

Word.

Posted by: Jerrold Nadler, Sex Mo-sheen at July 17, 2023 02:33 PM (PiwSw)

229 Almost 200 comments and not a single one acknowledges that Chris Christie has the largest tits of any candidate in the field.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 17, 2023 02:29 PM

The Horde is not known for having significant interest in those particular anatomical structures.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2023 02:33 PM (a3Q+t)

230 If Christie is smart, he'll ask Governor Stacy Abrams to be his running mate.

Because. Black is slimming.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2023 02:33 PM (xChBq)

231 The Secret Service are a bunch of teenage girls furious because Hunter did that thing in their mouths.

Abolish the Secret Service.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 17, 2023 02:33 PM (b+YaX)

232 Christie might leave the gun, but he'd never have to be reminded to take the cannolis.

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2023 02:33 PM (gmo/4)

233 I'm sitting at a bar btwn Clay Travis and Bongino

Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2023 02:33 PM (us2H3)

234 213 Safe Space as a respected Polite Company Republican on Disney-owned ABC "News."

Big Mouse is all over the place nowadays it seems.

On the other thread, all the difficulties that theatergoers faced attempting to view Sound of Freedom at AMC theaters...
turns out AMC is in partnership with DIS .
Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2023 02:30 PM (dCxaZ)

Like everything else Disney is touching these days, that doesn't seem to be working. Sound of Freedom will probably gross $100 million domestically by this time next week.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 17, 2023 02:33 PM (/iWhV)

235 I'm not going to defend the Eff Bee Eye, but there are agents who work cases all over the country, who have nothing to do with what's happening in DC.

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Right. The gun, and the crackpipe in the rental car.

I don't know who Bongino thinks he's fooling. He certainly knows better. Covering up the crimes of Presidential associates is probably half their time on the clock. We just heard about this one. Whoops.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2023 02:33 PM (oINRc)

236 Can’t we just take the top million of the “elites” and throw them in wood chippers?

I’d be worth it even if a few of the good guys got thrown in by mistake.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 17, 2023 02:33 PM (cMXNt)

237 Christie, Ana Navarro, Jonah Goldberg and Tater in a locked room with three donuts.

Pretty sure Jonah is used to watching another man eat it while he sits politely in the corner.

Posted by: Obligatory at July 17, 2023 02:34 PM (lc5cP)

238 Mark Buffalo is down with the people!

https://tinyurl.com/5n8but58

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 17, 2023 02:34 PM (FVME7)

239 221 Sorry to disappoint you.

Maybe you should email Ace with a list of approved topics. I am sure that he would appreciate the input.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2023 02:32 PM (PHmov)

========

This place needs more academic looks at the mating rituals of women with large busts who find the opposite gender unappealing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 17, 2023 02:34 PM (LvTSG)

240 Yes.

They are awash in secret, anonymous, off-the-record fury.

I have been reading some historical accounts that many of the camp guards in Germany were furious at what happened during the Holocaust, but they had many years of service in German government and didn't want to risk their pensions by speaking openly about it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 17, 2023 02:34 PM (xlFab)

241 I am just saying there was a way to get the contraband into the WH unrecorded or searched.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 17, 2023 02:28 PM (zTcYS)

Yes, and that way is to be a family member of the President, or a senior member, like Cabinet Secretary or Chief of Staff, or Veep.

Everybody else gets searched, and has no means of sneaking ANYTHING into the building. And I doubt there is a square inch in the building that isn't covered by a camera.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2023 02:34 PM (BaiDa)

242 228 198 Christie is just in it for the chicks. Chubby Chaser groupies are a thing, you know.
Posted by: wth at July 17, 2023 02:29 PM (v0R5T)

he is a well known merry patter

Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2023 02:34 PM (us2H3)

243 I remember reading an interesting article a few years ago that gave some good insight into how the FBI became so politicized. Basically, the promotion process was changed under FBI Director Robert Mueller, shockingly, to promote and bring to DC people who were more ideologically good thinkers and ignore the merit system. The process was kept by his successor Comey.

Consequently we have an FBI led by leftist partisans who got their jobs because they toed the leftist, establishment line not people who were necessarily good at their jobs or even qualified running the place. Also caused a lot of otherwise good agents who wanted to do the job the right way to quit.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2023 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)

244 Well, I assume, I haven't seen it in a few years.
Posted by: Chris Christie at July 17, 2023 02:33 PM (lc5cP)

I think you meant to say decades, Chrissy.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 17, 2023 02:34 PM (4eKPg)

245 Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2023 02:30 PM (BaiDa)

I'm not really" telling him what to do". I have no authority of Tucker Carlson, nor care to. Just saying he seems to enjoy getting in front of live audiences.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2023 02:34 PM (Keyt1)

246 One Chris Christie = 2 Tony Sopranos

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 17, 2023 02:34 PM (17s+e)

247 *fixatated*
?

Goes off in search of Urban Dictionary...

Posted by: Mildly confused at July 17, 2023 02:34 PM (NBVIP)

248 22 222 Christie, Ana Navarro, Jonah Goldberg and Tater in a locked room with three donuts.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 17, 2023 02:32 PM (wuvc4)

Ana wouldn't just eat the donuts, she'd also eat Krispy, Jonah Hot Dog, and Tater.

Posted by: XTC at July 17, 2023 02:34 PM (UnA8+)

249 I'm not a Doctor.

But, I am pretty sure Gastric Bypass only works if have bypassed ALL the stomachs.

Posted by: garrett at July 17, 2023 02:30 PM (xChBq)

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How many rumens does that Jersey cow have?

Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2023 02:35 PM (5r780)

250 222 Christie, Ana Navarro, Jonah Goldberg and Tater in a locked room with three donuts.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 17, 2023 02:32 PM (wuvc4)

Alexander Vindman crashes into the room, scarfs up the donuts, farts, and stumbles back out.

Posted by: How the scene ends at July 17, 2023 02:35 PM (PiwSw)

251 I'm sitting at a bar btwn Clay Travis and Bongino
Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2023 02:33 PM (us2H3)

Wow CIA agent and SS agent.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 17, 2023 02:35 PM (zTcYS)

252 The Romney thing still blows my mind. In 2012 the R base was furious about Obamacare.

Don't let it be said that the Rs can't jury rig an election. They did it with both Romney and McCain.

They just didn't want to do it in the General. When the McGOP wants to lose a general election, they put in place the worst possible candidate in the primaries.

I thought it was pure evil of the McGOP when they colluded with the DNC during the Hillary/Obama showdown to have the DNC throw the Florida primary so that Democrats could vote Yosemite Sam in to the primary lead.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 17, 2023 02:35 PM (p8A+W)

253 "It’d be worth it even if a few of the good guys got thrown in by mistake."

Leave Britney alone!

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 17, 2023 02:35 PM (MvF+J)

254 dude is Italian

only half though.

the other half is Irish

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2023 02:35 PM (dCxaZ)

255 Top Men involved in security at the White House.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2023 02:35 PM (krQz2)

256 The Secret Service Knows Who Brought the Cocaine to the White House, Says Bongino.

does he know this, or think this

I don't trust anybody

Posted by: DB - at July 17, 2023 02:36 PM (geLO8)

257 Alexander Vindman crashes into the room, scarfs up the donuts, farts, and stumbles back out.

Slava Ukraini!!!!

Posted by: Col Bear Claw at July 17, 2023 02:36 PM (lc5cP)

258 230 If Christie is smart, he'll ask Governor Stacy Abrams to be his running mate.

I'd hit her harder than the #4 on an old VW bug

Posted by: Krispy at July 17, 2023 02:36 PM (us2H3)

259 *mating rituals of women with large busts*

Go on...

Posted by: The Horde at large at July 17, 2023 02:36 PM (NBVIP)

260
Who is funding Chris Christie? Soros? Nobody actually wants to see that tub of goo.
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at July 17, 2023 02:05 PM (YQ4mh)

Golden Corral. It's actually a masterful exercise in marketing genius.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2023 02:37 PM (n+4am)

261 Chris Christie dry humped me on national television and I loved every minute of it.

Posted by: Jerry Jones, Cowboys Owner And Sex Pest at July 17, 2023 02:37 PM (b+YaX)

262 How many of "us" defended that blob of lard shitfucker Christie over the idiot Bridgegate shit, which of course hurt our whole movrment like every other stupid Republican being a piece of shit does.

We defend that lump of holographic ass and *this* is how he repays the debt.

But remember he was a Fightin Governor, Fightin For You and Don't You Ever Doubt Muh Christie Who Knows How to Pwn the Libs and Pwn Reporters and Fight Fight Fight.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2023 02:37 PM (JBDkq)

263 Christie is just in it for the chicks. Chubby Chaser groupies are a thing, you know.
Posted by: wth at July 17, 2023 02:29 PM (v0R5T)

Reverse cow-girl is like jumping in a bouncy castle!

Posted by: Chubby Chaser Girl at July 17, 2023 02:37 PM (gmo/4)

264 fixatated

Fixatatered is 4 posts about Brian Stelter in a week.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2023 02:37 PM (a3Q+t)

265 Yes, and that way is to be a family member of the President, or a senior member, like Cabinet Secretary or Chief of Staff, or Veep.

What would the SS do to prevent Hunter from buying and then later bringing in a kilo of pharmaceutical grade cocaine?

They do VIP protection, they clearly aren't the vice squad.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 17, 2023 02:37 PM (p8A+W)

266 Bet water balloon girl would have an easy target with Christie.
Posted by: wth at July 17, 2023 02:32 PM

Cake Girl would have to run for her life. Throwing the cake down would be a good distraction.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2023 02:38 PM (FVJNG)

267 But remember he was a Fightin Governor, Fightin For You and Don't You Ever Doubt Muh Christie Who Knows How to Pwn the Libs and Pwn Reporters and Fight Fight Fight.

yeah he just liked yelling at young women

and getting other young women jailed for stuff HE did

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 02:38 PM (AcWfM)

268 I mentioned here a week or so ago about Christie looking like a union thug out of central casting. A long time ago, I worked for a short period at a machine shop in Garfield Heights, OH and we were union conscripts. Teamsters, big local, lotsa shops. For the hell of it I went downtown (Cleveland) for a union meeting. Some poor bastard would stand up, yell "point of order" and the goons would give him the tap on the shoulder. A fatso like Christie would give the goons the nod and out they went, probably taking the point of order guy for a tune up.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 17, 2023 02:38 PM (0EOe9)

269 The Secret Service Knows Who Brought the Cocaine to the White House, Says Bongino.

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I would like this to be true--but I also wouldn't want it to be. As much as I want to hear screw-ups at the WH. I don't want to think that there are a bunch of SS breaking confidentiality standards.

Neither one is a great outcome.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2023 02:38 PM (krQz2)

270 If they are mad about this then they need to DO something besides whine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2023 02:38 PM (nS5l5)

271 I know two. Both have not resigned. Something about mortgages, kids college tuition, eating, and other stuff seems to get in the way of resigning.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 17, 2023 02:30 PM (4eKPg)

—————

Maybe they can just find another job. I’ve done that twice in my career, once because I was transferred to a manager that took credit for other people’s work. I have 4 kids, mortgage, etc.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 17, 2023 02:39 PM (cMXNt)

272 Christie, Ana Navarro, Jonah Goldberg and Tater in a locked room
==

Is anyone here a marine biologist?!?!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 17, 2023 02:39 PM (17s+e)

273 Bongino knows better. How could the Secret Service charge Joe's family, even if they had a picture and fingerprints identifying a member as the culprit?

Under DC law - NOT applicable to the White House - possession of cocaine in powder form, smokable crack form, or other derivatives, is a misdemeanor criminal offense. Possession of cocaine in this instance is a misdemeanor with a maximum penalty of up to 180 days in jail, fines up to $1,000, or both.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy. at July 17, 2023 02:39 PM (GshMh)

274 >>Golden Corral. It's actually a masterful exercise in marketing genius.

I don't know. Now when I look at a Golden Corral I'm going to see me going all Christie and head to Outback.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2023 02:39 PM (ZLI7S)

275 Reverse cow-girl is like jumping in a bouncy castle!

The best part of reverse cow girl? You can still service 3 other guys at the same time!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 17, 2023 02:39 PM (lc5cP)

276 Remember the SS idiot who was breakdancing in a CO bar when his gun fell out and fired hitting a citizen in the leg?

SS idiot got his job back and his gun.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 17, 2023 02:39 PM (nnp+f)

277 The Secret Service are a bunch of teenage girls furious because Hunter did that thing in their mouths.

Abolish the Secret Service.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 17, 2023 02:33 PM (b+YaX)

LBJ is said to have HATED the SS. Didn't want them anywhere near him.

Now, that may be due to him knowing how many SS agents were actually CIA, and helped kill his boss, but regardless, there are reasons to believe Johnson knew what he was talking about with these guys.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2023 02:39 PM (ZyyqN)

278 We're so angry, we can't quit. It's proof that we're angry. See how angry we are? Rawr!!

Posted by: Former Secret Service at July 17, 2023 02:40 PM (ZC8hN)

279 If Bongino can get 51 of his buds to sign an open letter declaring that CocaineGate has all the hallmarks of a typical American Regime Disinformation Op, that would be nice.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 17, 2023 02:40 PM (MvF+J)

280 It's the Taft Gambit. Pretty bold.

Posted by: Eromero at July 17, 2023 02:40 PM (Uv0D2)

281 262 But remember he was a Fightin Governor, Fightin For You and Don't You Ever Doubt Muh Christie Who Knows How to Pwn the Libs and Pwn Reporters and Fight Fight Fight.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2023 02:37 PM (JBDkq)

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I have a burgeoning theory that the teacher's unions have long held the position as whipping boy for the establishment. Republicans at the state level were allowed to go after them to a certain degree, gain prominence and purchase on the national stage, and then the big influence would begin to make them GOPe squishes with conservative bonafides.

This has stopped working, the unions know it's not working, and they're exercising every muscle they have to make sure they don't lose their "proper" place in the leftist hierarchy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 17, 2023 02:40 PM (LvTSG)

282
Ozempic ? Shit, Christie couldn't lose weigh in the Olympics

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 17, 2023 02:40 PM (NtVYv)

283 I'm convinced that one of the main reasons the left despises Tucker is because he is generally of good cheer. That is completely alien to their composition and they can't process it.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 17, 2023 02:41 PM (bNf8H)

284 219 If he doesn't want Fat F*ck to get bullied, he can tell Fat F*ck to lose some F*cking weight.

Or Christie could...get a spine.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2023 02:31 PM (lc5cP)

Oh he's got a spine, otherwise he'd look like Jabba the Hutt...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 17, 2023 02:41 PM (CCSxw)

285 Why is it that we always get the "trust us, we know people on the inside who are just as angry as you are about it!" and the left gets actual leaks with real dirt.

Put up or shut up, as far as I'm concerned. You're angry that the prestige of your job has been lost? Well earn it back. Otherwise you're just a pushover chump.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 17, 2023 02:41 PM (fKIdX)

286 This place needs more academic looks at the mating rituals of women with large busts who find the opposite gender unappealing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 17, 2023 02:34 PM

And DIY robust shelving construction expositions.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2023 02:41 PM (a3Q+t)

287 What's the difference between Chris Christie and 80-plus percent of elected Republicans?

Twenty pounds or so.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 17, 2023 02:41 PM (KSNKu)

288 I'm sitting at a bar btwn Clay Travis and Bongino
Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2023 02:33 PM (us2H3)

Wow CIA agent and SS agent.
Posted by: Thesokorus

And "conservative" people trust both of these tainted characters with their very poor judgment.

Two utterly corrupt agencies and we are supposed to believe that none of the stench got on their skin.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 17, 2023 02:41 PM (p8A+W)

289 Political cartoonist Lisa Benson on "Cocainegate":

https://tinyurl.com/2vju9nfp

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2023 02:41 PM (Keyt1)

290 You know Chris as one large man to another...you might have taken things a little too far.

Moderation in all things....you know?

Posted by: Mr Creosote at July 17, 2023 02:41 PM (lc5cP)

291 Golden Corral. Have you ever smelled a corral before Juan with a rake and a wheelbarrow and a dream cleans it up?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 17, 2023 02:41 PM (0EOe9)

292 Just like the Secret Service, here. Bongino says his friends are mad? Not mad enough, apparently. Its all bullshit.
Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2023 02:30 PM (Jk9SN

The Andy McCarthy syndrome.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 17, 2023 02:41 PM (JqMqI)

293 285 Why is it that we always get the "trust us, we know people on the inside who are just as angry as you are about it!" and the left gets actual leaks with real dirt.

Put up or shut up, as far as I'm concerned. You're angry that the prestige of your job has been lost? Well earn it back. Otherwise you're just a pushover chump.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 17, 2023 02:41 PM (fKIdX)

Most of the left's leaks are also fake though.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 17, 2023 02:42 PM (eYoxG)

294 If you're not blowing the whistle, you're part of the scam

or is that too extreme

Posted by: DB - at July 17, 2023 02:42 PM (geLO8)

295 How many of "us" defended that blob of lard shitfucker Christie over the idiot Bridgegate shit, which of course hurt our whole movrment like every other stupid Republican being a piece of shit does.

We defend that lump of holographic ass and *this* is how he repays the debt.

But remember he was a Fightin Governor, Fightin For You and Don't You Ever Doubt Muh Christie Who Knows How to Pwn the Libs and Pwn Reporters and Fight Fight Fight.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2023 02:37 PM (JBDkq)

Yup. No one wants to walk down memory lane.

But I remember. And you can bet your ass Pepperidge Farm remembers too.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 17, 2023 02:43 PM (BdMk6)

296 Twenty pounds or so.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 17, 2023 02:41 PM (KSNKu)

I think you need to look at a current pic. Gotta be at least 60 pounds.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 17, 2023 02:43 PM (YwyqV)

297 The Afternoon Arterton forgot the lower, front part of her dress and hopes you don't make too much of a fuss about it. She is British after all:

https://is.gd/COG19z

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 17, 2023 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

298 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 17, 2023 02:40 PM (LvTSG)

Seems reasonable.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2023 02:44 PM (JBDkq)

299 I'm convinced that one of the main reasons the left despises Tucker is because he is generally of good cheer. That is completely alien to their composition and they can't process it.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 17, 2023 02:41 PM (bNf8H)
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He's also pretty effective.

When he first came on, he allowed any Dem on his show, and would lay waste to them. All Adam Schiff could do after his final appearance is slur Tucker as serving Putin, for questioning the scenario that the Russians put Trump in office, because he had all that information...that we found out he didn't have when they released the House transcripts.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2023 02:44 PM (krQz2)

300 >>Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2023 02:41 PM (Keyt1)

that's a good one

Posted by: DB - at July 17, 2023 02:44 PM (geLO8)

301 What would the SS do to prevent Hunter from buying and then later bringing in a kilo of pharmaceutical grade cocaine?

They do VIP protection, they clearly aren't the vice squad.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 17, 2023 02:37 PM (p8A+W)

The point is, nobody brings cocaine into the White House, except those select few. Nobody.

And any story that "we just don't know how it got there" is a coverup, plain and simple.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2023 02:44 PM (ZyyqN)

302 Christie, Ana Navarro, Jonah Goldberg and Tater in a locked room

Airtight.

Posted by: Navarro, not the room at July 17, 2023 02:44 PM (uoAlb)

303 I don't really care about Chris Christie and he's the former Governor of my state. He looked like authoritarian weasel when he was photographed on the beach chair during Covid lockdowns. I doubt he'll get the R nomination.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2023 02:44 PM (Keyt1)

304 This place needs more academic looks at the mating rituals of women with large busts who find the opposite gender unappealing.

Brian Atlas's show had an attractive well endowed young "Only Fans creator" on who opined that sober she only liked guys. But drunk she often played for the other team.

Amusingly she said something like, "But that's true of all of us ladies right?" as all the other women on the show looked the other way.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2023 02:44 PM (lc5cP)

305 Remember the SS idiot who was breakdancing in a CO bar when his gun fell out and fired hitting a citizen in the leg?

You're getting your misfits mismatched.

The drunk break dancer was FBI, the dudes snorting cocaine off Columbian hookers are SS.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 17, 2023 02:44 PM (p8A+W)

306 288 I'm sitting at a bar btwn Clay Travis and Bongino
Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2023 02:33 PM (us2H3)

Wow CIA agent and SS agent.
Posted by: Thesokorus

And "conservative" people trust both of these tainted characters with their very poor judgment.

Two utterly corrupt agencies and we are supposed to believe that none of the stench got on their skin.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 17, 2023 02:41 PM (p8A+W)

They. Are. All. Entertainers.

Entertainers. Nothing more. Once I realized that, I get much less worked up by their pronouncements.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 17, 2023 02:44 PM (/iWhV)

307 289 I wonder if they've even bothered to run drug-sniffing dogs around the place, let alone clean the carpets. It's a big joke to the Bidens. A big FU to us peons.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 17, 2023 02:44 PM (MvF+J)

308 I don't see Tucker being Limbaugh's replacement. Tucker doesn't want to waste his time talking to us on a radio show. I imagine he wants to get to the meat of a topic and speak with/interview experts and drag out the truth from those experts, while we watch.

Posted by: Jaimo at July 17, 2023 02:44 PM (DBrN4)

309 All of those ham n' eggers at the secret service are pissed! It is just a couple of corrupt leaders!

As not not one of them resigns.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2023 02:45 PM (1MDmS)

310 Buck Sexton was in the CIA, not Clay.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2023 02:45 PM (63Dwl)

311 As governor, Chris Christie was "large and in charge".

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2023 02:45 PM (krQz2)

312 Ace wrote, "He [Christie] also claimed that the GOP's interrogation of Wray was just "theater."

I hate to say it, but Christie has a point. YouTube is filled with dozens--hundreds--of video clips showing hard-charging Republican legislators going after crooked, lying, evil Democrats, grilling them, asking the tough questions, 'DESTROYING them', as Twitchy would say, yet nothing substantive (to my knowledge) has ever resulted from it.

Posted by: troyriser at July 17, 2023 02:45 PM (7Cx1V)

313 Does anyone else besides me routinely confuse Dan Bongino with Danny Bonaduce?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2023 02:45 PM (xTRSc)

314 Christie, Ana Navarro, Jonah Goldberg and Tater in a locked room

And only a single pane of glass separates them from an eclair.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 17, 2023 02:46 PM (1MDmS)

315 The point is, nobody brings cocaine into the White House, except those select few. Nobody.

Then how did the Bidens and the Obamas manage to have enough blow at their WH parties to keep the guests energized?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 17, 2023 02:46 PM (p8A+W)

316 122 - Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2023 02:19 PM (QREhg)

The 3 letter agencies, like FBI, DOJ etc. burnt their credibility on the Democrat pyre. Now the SS wants in on the shame. I'm sorry if the local Feeb is no longer found trustworthy, but that's what happens when ya let the rot infest your own department. The FBI could bust a lot of crime simply wheeling their desk chairs down the hall to their boss' offices. But they don't. Funny that.

Until then, we should just disregard what they say/do, and petition our governors to tell fed agents to piss up a rope and deny their claims of jurisdiction in a given state.

Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at July 17, 2023 02:46 PM (i6shs)

317 Read Bonginos statement. His SS friends are retired. They do not know anything more than he does. The current SS clowns and director does and they are not talking to the retirees.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2023 02:47 PM (wUZUy)

318 The drunk break dancer was FBI, the dudes snorting cocaine off Columbian hookers are SS.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 17, 2023 02:44 PM (p8A+W)
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Columbia? I thought that happened in Mexico.

Of course, location matters little when said events actually did happen.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at July 17, 2023 02:47 PM (2YtOq)

319 And how many of these straight-shooting, ham and egg eating good guys are doing anything about the corruption in their org?

Any?

Is there a single mother fucker willing to risk their pension or more?

No?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 17, 2023 02:02 PM (xcxpd)

We are going to have to rename Ham and Eggs "Traitor's Breakfast" to improve its image going forward.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 02:47 PM (eoQWY)

320 315 "The point is, nobody brings cocaine into the White House, except those select few. Nobody."

Then how did the Bidens and the Obamas manage to have enough blow at their WH parties to keep the guests energized?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 17, 2023 02:46 PM (p8A+W)

They or their family members just personally walk outside to pick up the suitcase and bring it in.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 17, 2023 02:47 PM (eYoxG)

321 The point is, nobody brings cocaine into the White House, except those select few. Nobody.

I remember that Bill Clinton regularly sported the cocaine nose look.

That comes from a lot of practice.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 17, 2023 02:47 PM (p8A+W)

322 For a quite attractive and presumably wealthy woman, Atherton has hideous taste in clothes. This outfit looks like she's a combo intergalactic cowgirl, barhop and superheroine.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2023 02:48 PM (Keyt1)

323 Oh and fuck Chris Christie, the fucking Barry embracing embarrassment. That fat fuck literally embodies the Uniparty.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 17, 2023 02:07 PM (xcxpd)

That's because he ATE them.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 02:48 PM (eoQWY)

324 312
I hate to say it, but Christie has a point.
Posted by: troyriser at July 17, 2023 02:45 PM (7Cx1V)

Krispy Kreme is right about the Wray interrogation, but for the wrong reason.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 17, 2023 02:48 PM (YwyqV)

325 The second sidebar item is interesting...looks like the GOP got Canadian Muslims to march on their capital.

Rethuglikkkans: what *can't* they do??

Posted by: kallisto at July 17, 2023 02:48 PM (dCxaZ)

326 The government is to competent!

The same government that can't figure out who left coke in the White House just identified a man at the J6 riot after 2.5 years of searching through 350 million Americans

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 17, 2023 02:48 PM (FVME7)

327 Time, April 6, 2021, Hunter Biden On Making His Own Crack, Living with His Dealer and His Family’s Effort to Keep Him Alive

In part, Much later, when Hunter was struggling with addiction in Washington, Joe Biden convinced the Secret Service to slim down his detail so he could slip to visit Hunter at his Logan Circle apartment and make this dire assessment: “I know you’re not fine, Hunter. You need help.”
...
Well, Joe Biden is in the Oval. And now Hunter Biden has published a book worthy of that MFA he skipped to pay the bills. Maybe America has a first son’s story of addiction to help it finally confront this deep problem that has haunted so many families across the nation. It’s not a glossy version of Biden family lore that the President’s advisers might have preferred. But maybe it’s what the country needed to see.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy. at July 17, 2023 02:48 PM (GshMh)

328 I remember one of Obama's daughters had a cocaine "problem" - I'd guess the SS is used to this now.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2023 02:48 PM (lc5cP)

329 Read Bonginos statement. His SS friends are retired. They do not know anything more than he does. The current SS clowns and director does and they are not talking to the retirees.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 17, 2023 02:47 PM (wUZUy)
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That makes sense. Yeah, so it's more their guess from working the WH.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2023 02:48 PM (krQz2)

330 Did anyone actually watch the Fableman's? I've channel surfed into it a couple of times and always felt the need to channel surf further.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 17, 2023 02:48 PM (bA3Ln)

331 Read he is sure it had to be a BiteMe

Posted by: Skip at July 17, 2023 02:49 PM (xhxe8)

332 He also claimed that the GOP's interrogation of Wray was just "theater."
________

I can't disagree with Christie on that. That's what the Reps wanted, anyway. But it backfired; everyone saw that he used them like a drunk slut at a frat party.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 17, 2023 02:49 PM (brAQZ)

333 Thought that was O & his party friends.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect. They know their enemy. at July 17, 2023 02:49 PM (GshMh)

334 The country is COLOMBIA

Columbia is a river.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2023 02:49 PM (nS5l5)

335 If Bongino can get 51 of his buds to sign an open letter declaring that CocaineGate has all the hallmarks of a typical American Regime Disinformation Op, that would be nice.
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 17, 2023 02:40 PM (MvF+J)

Then we could get the Feebs to sign a letter asking where all the audio/video from Epstein Island went.

Wouldn't it be nice if just one of them named names of who they saw on the island.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2023 02:49 PM (t99r1)

336 "The point is, nobody brings cocaine into the White House, except those select few. Nobody."

I wonder how they can prevent it. Do they have x-rays for looking into all visitors' bodily cavities? Do they use dogs? Is the WH as secure as the Capitol was on J6?

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 17, 2023 02:49 PM (MvF+J)

337 This fascination with Christie is beyond bizzare. Fire on me all you want.

Posted by: JmT at July 17, 2023 02:49 PM (18RTj)

338 FDR was regularly using cocaine during his time as President. It was prescribed to help with his chronic sinus trouble. Although this was a common practice by physicians at that time, it sure makes you wonder about his decision making capabilities. It also explains a lot of history of his administration.

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2023 02:49 PM (gmo/4)

339 The Afternoon Arterton forgot the lower, front part of her dress and hopes you don't make too much of a fuss about it. She is British after all:

https://is.gd/COG19z
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 17, 2023 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

A manly face. She's not that attractive.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 17, 2023 02:50 PM (BdMk6)

340 326 The government is to competent!

The same government that can't figure out who left coke in the White House just identified a man at the J6 riot after 2.5 years of searching through 350 million Americans
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Yet then never did a GeoTrack on the bomber's cellphone. Odd.

Posted by: Puddinhead at July 17, 2023 02:50 PM (bA3Ln)

341 338 FDR was regularly using cocaine during his time as President. It was prescribed to help with his chronic sinus trouble. Although this was a common practice by physicians at that time, it sure makes you wonder about his decision making capabilities. It also explains a lot of history of his administration.

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2023 02:49 PM (gmo/4)

Drugs explaining his policies is an interesting take. I wonder how much of the policies of the 20th century were due to being on drugs.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 17, 2023 02:51 PM (eYoxG)

342 Two eight letter state capitals share the first six letters of their name.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2023 02:51 PM (JBDkq)

343 313 Does anyone else besides me routinely confuse Dan Bongino with Danny Bonaduce?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2023 02:45 PM (xTRSc)

We're open!

Posted by: Lenscrafters at July 17, 2023 02:51 PM (PiwSw)

344 I'm starting to believe the only non corrupt federal law enforcement agency is the Postal Inspectors. Those guys can be like bulldogs when they sic 'em on somebody, and do get convictions. Lots of stuff where they can be brought in because it had the slightest thing to do with the US Mail.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 17, 2023 02:13 PM (0EOe9)

Stretching the law from the actual crime to hammer them for writing a letter or something is corrupt at its base. It's manufacturing crime.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 02:51 PM (eoQWY)

345 322 For a quite attractive and presumably wealthy woman, Atherton has hideous taste in clothes. This outfit looks like she's a combo intergalactic cowgirl, barhop and superheroine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2023 02:48 PM (Keyt1)

Fen with the BURN...

LOL

I was gonna say something about her footwear, but couldn't find the right words.

However, you Fen, knocked it out of the park...

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 17, 2023 02:51 PM (CCSxw)

346 I think it was the Templars who left the coke.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 17, 2023 02:51 PM (xTRSc)

347 317 Yes, he likes to tease with intentionally vague gossip tidbits, on many topics.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 17, 2023 02:51 PM (MvF+J)

348 A new story for you, Ace: Antifa is now "Trantifa."

https://vivabarneslaw.locals.com/upost/4299704/title

Posted by: jdgalt at July 17, 2023 02:52 PM (3SFo/)

349
Jurisdiction question: If DC sent the fire department or whoever to examine this, isn't there a DC police interest? Out of bounds?

Posted by: Auspex at July 17, 2023 02:52 PM (j4U/Z)

350 This fascination with Christie is beyond bizzare. Fire on me all you want.
Posted by: JmT at July 17, 2023 02:49 PM (18RTj)

You seen to have the mistaken impression that anyone cares what you think, Joe. You are just a minor mock to spice the greater mock of the post.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 17, 2023 02:52 PM (I8nLU)

351
Until then, we should just disregard what they say/do, and petition our governors to tell fed agents to piss up a rope and deny their claims of jurisdiction in a given state.

That is a plan of action I have long supported. I would go one further. The Federalies only have as much power as Joe Citizen. if a state law allows a person to pack heat, then the Feds have to follow those laws and qualifications. They slap leather and brandish? They get to go to jail just like anyone else. They gun down someone in the streets? They get the same Persecutors that reject Stand Your Ground laws and maliciously go after each and every self-defense shooting.

The Feds want to kick down doors? Go get a warrant from a local judge and talk the sheriff into bringing the muscle while you go sit in the car and wait their results.

I can't go barging into any home or business, neither should the Feds.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 17, 2023 02:52 PM (p8A+W)

352 Until then, we should just disregard what they say/do, and petition our governors to tell fed agents to piss up a rope and deny their claims of jurisdiction in a given state.
Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at July 17, 2023 02:46 PM (i6shs)

Concur. Time to nullify the federales.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 17, 2023 02:52 PM (b+YaX)

353 The Secret Service scandal happened in Cartagena Columbia and involved as many as 20 hookers.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 17, 2023 02:52 PM (flINI)

354 >. This outfit looks like she's a combo intergalactic cowgirl, barhop and superheroine.

I think she looks like one of the girls from the party scene in Caligula

Posted by: DB - at July 17, 2023 02:53 PM (geLO8)

355 The point is, nobody brings cocaine into the White House, except those select few. Nobody.
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Then how did the Bidens and the Obamas manage to have enough blow at their WH parties to keep the guests energized?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 17, 2023 02:46 PM (p8A+W)

Again, you missed the point. Nobody brings it in UNNOTICED BY THE SS, except maybe those select few.

Better?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2023 02:53 PM (t99r1)

356 All hopping mad, eh?

So, what are they going to do about it?

I have heard of no resignations in protest.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 02:53 PM (zZu0s)

357 "Trantifa."

Bet they don't drink the Tranya... but try the Guyana Grape.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2023 02:53 PM (nS5l5)

358 Did anyone actually watch the Fableman's? I've channel surfed into it a couple of times and always felt the need to channel surf further.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 17, 2023 02:48 PM (bA3Ln)

I watched it. Wasn't overly impressed. Super 8 was better kid movie.

Posted by: JmT at July 17, 2023 02:53 PM (18RTj)

359 This fascination with Christie is beyond bizzare.
Posted by: JmT at July 17, 2023 02:49 PM (18RTj)

Maybe he's a good object lesson for those inclined to trust Fightin GOP a little too readily. Maybe we shouldn't forget.

Or maybe nah bro, fuck me, Fightin GOP won't screw us anymore in the future. It's just all the ones in the past that did.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2023 02:53 PM (JBDkq)

360 Has anyone used 'Nose Candy' yet? I always liked that euphemism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 02:54 PM (zZu0s)

361 >>FDR was regularly using cocaine during his time as President. It was prescribed to help with his chronic sinus trouble

Yea, that's the ticket. Sinus problems.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2023 02:54 PM (ZLI7S)

362 Jurisdiction question: If DC sent the fire department or whoever to examine this, isn't there a DC police interest? Out of bounds?

Jurisdiction almost always depends on how bad The Powers That Be want a cover-up.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 17, 2023 02:54 PM (p8A+W)

363 Has anyone used 'Nose Candy' yet? I always liked that euphemism.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 02:54 PM (zZu0s)

---------------

I was always partial to "Bolivian Marching Powder."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at July 17, 2023 02:55 PM (2YtOq)

364 362 Jurisdiction question: If DC sent the fire department or whoever to examine this, isn't there a DC police interest? Out of bounds?

Jurisdiction almost always depends on how bad The Powers That Be want a cover-up.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 17, 2023 02:54 PM (p8A+W)

I watched Murder at 1600.

Always bet on black!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 02:55 PM (zZu0s)

365 237 Christie, Ana Navarro, Jonah Goldberg and Tater in a locked room with three donuts.

Pretty sure Jonah is used to watching another man eat it while he sits politely in the corner.
Posted by: Obligatory at July 17, 2023 02:34 PM (lc5cP)

Fight to the death between Jonah and tater for who gets to lick the glaze...

Posted by: Inogame at July 17, 2023 02:55 PM (53oGX)

366 All hopping mad, eh?

So, what are they going to do about it?
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Let's remember that the Dems prosecute whistleblowers in their regimes.

Obama prosecuted more whistleblowers during his 8 years than in the previous 3 decades combined.

Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2023 02:55 PM (krQz2)

367 Again, you missed the point. Nobody brings it in UNNOTICED BY THE SS, except maybe those select few.

Better?

Yes. Much clearer. Explains how Reggie Love was able to wheel barrow the stuff in

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 17, 2023 02:56 PM (p8A+W)

368 I wonder how they can prevent it. Do they have x-rays for looking into all visitors' bodily cavities? Do they use dogs? Is the WH as secure as the Capitol was on J6?
Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 17, 2023 02:49 PM (MvF+J)

Yes. The answer to all those questions is yes.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2023 02:56 PM (t99r1)

369 Booger sugar.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 17, 2023 02:56 PM (MvF+J)

370 It's funny that my prediction that the GOPe donors would front a series of Trump-killers-du-semaine is turning out to be true.

yep they sure did that thing

and Tucker knocked them down like bowling pins
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 17, 2023 02:16 PM (AcWfM)

Nice of Tucker to save Trump the trouble.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 02:56 PM (eoQWY)

371 Does anyone else besides me routinely confuse Dan Bongino with Danny Bonaduce?
_________

Banjo Orangina? Never heard of her.

Posted by: Brangelina at July 17, 2023 02:56 PM (lf83v)

372 Until then, we should just disregard what they say/do, and petition our governors to tell fed agents to piss up a rope and deny their claims of jurisdiction in a given state.
Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at July 17, 2023 02:46 PM (i6shs)

Concur. Time to nullify the federales.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 17, 2023 02:52 PM (b+YaX)

Agree.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 17, 2023 02:56 PM (BdMk6)

373 Fight to the death between Jonah and tater for who gets to lick the glaze...
Posted by: Inogame at July 17, 2023 02:55 PM (53oGX)

30 seconds of slapping...

2 minutes of panting...

Then the slow, gentle sound of sweet lovemaking... 38 seconds.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 02:56 PM (zZu0s)

374 If memory serves, the only "tough" conservative thing Chris Christie ever did was browbeat a couple of entitled NJ public school teachers. That is it!

Posted by: JT Smith at July 17, 2023 02:57 PM (FxdZx)

375 Then the slow, gentle sound of sweet lovemaking... 38 seconds.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 02:56 PM (zZu0s)
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Yer a sick man with an even sicker mind...

lol!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at July 17, 2023 02:57 PM (2YtOq)

376 Jill brings the coke in in her vjayjay and bunnyhole knowing no one is gonna look up in those places except for Hunter.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 17, 2023 02:57 PM (b+YaX)

377 I'm pretty sure anything inside the fence at 1600 PA Ave NW is the Secret Service's jurisdiction

unless I'm wrong™

Posted by: DB - at July 17, 2023 02:57 PM (geLO8)

378 Toot. Blow. 'Motor Oil,' but that particular nic was highly local.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 17, 2023 02:57 PM (MvF+J)

379 Today is a powerful destructive energy day. I feel like fighting everybody and burning everything to the ground.

Your newsletter...may I receive it?

Posted by: Khorne at July 17, 2023 02:57 PM (lc5cP)

380 305 I keep getting my federal agency idiots mixed up. So many of them are a) idiots and b) armed.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 17, 2023 02:58 PM (nnp+f)

381 Why is the Secret Service called that?

I mean, everyone knows who they are, and the real secrets are over in the FBI.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2023 02:58 PM (lf83v)

382 Krispy is literally a four flusher

Posted by: REDACTED at July 17, 2023 02:58 PM (us2H3)

383 Bunnyhole?

Prison wallet?

Fartclam?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 02:58 PM (zZu0s)

384 FDR was regularly using cocaine during his time as President. It was prescribed to help with his chronic sinus trouble. Although this was a common practice by physicians at that time, it sure makes you wonder about his decision making capabilities. It also explains a lot of history of his administration.

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2023 02:49 PM (gmo/4)

Next you'll be telling me Hitler had HIS version of SS bringing meth and narcotics into his bunker.

I can't believe it. I SHAN'T believe it.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2023 02:58 PM (t99r1)

385 Then the slow, gentle sound of sweet lovemaking... 38 seconds.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 02:56 PM (zZu0s)

Waaaaay too much credit.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 17, 2023 02:58 PM (YwyqV)

386 Why is the Secret Service called that?

I mean, everyone knows who they are, and the real secrets are over in the FBI.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2023 02:58 PM (lf83v)

Pretty sure it goes back to their days as Treasury agents, working undercover to deal with counterfeiters.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2023 02:59 PM (t99r1)

387 Then the slow, gentle sound of sweet lovemaking... 38 seconds.
_______

You're gonna wanna put a little ice on that.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 17, 2023 02:59 PM (lf83v)

388 Didn't "The Reverend" Jackson have at least one female mistress on the side?

The guy was a crook and a scumbag but gay would actually surprise me.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 17, 2023 02:59 PM (lc5cP)

389 374 If memory serves, the only "tough" conservative thing Chris Christie ever did was browbeat a couple of entitled NJ public school teachers. That is it!
Posted by: JT Smith at July 17, 2023 02:57 PM (FxdZx)

Why WAS he a thing? He spoke well? I cannot remember anything more substantive than that.

It's amazing how shitty our choices have been for decades.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:00 PM (zZu0s)

390 115 in Merica, we don't shoot down blimps

it's harder than you think
Posted by: tracer round through hydrogen-filled zeppelin at July 17, 2023 02:20 PM (v3pYe)

Our blimps don't use Hydrogen but Helium, non flammable. holes it in just make your voice squeaky,

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:00 PM (eoQWY)

391 Then the slow, gentle sound of sweet lovemaking... 38 seconds.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke, on the clock at July 17, 2023 03:00 PM (lc5cP)

392 Didn't "The Reverend" Jackson have at least one female mistress on the side?
________

Had a child out of wedlock.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2023 03:01 PM (lf83v)

393 Nood AI

Posted by: Iris at July 17, 2023 03:01 PM (n3DL0)

394 "Why is the Secret Service called that? I mean, everyone knows who they are, and the real secrets are over in the FBI."

We don't know the names of all the secret services.

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 17, 2023 03:01 PM (MvF+J)

395 391 115 in Merica, we don't shoot down blimps

it's harder than you think
Posted by: tracer round through hydrogen-filled zeppelin at July 17, 2023 02:20 PM (v3pYe)

Our blimps don't use Hydrogen but Helium, non flammable. holes it in just make your voice squeaky,
Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:00 PM (eoQWY)

We let them get blown apart in wind storms.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:01 PM (zZu0s)

396 I don’t buy the “every FBI agent outside DC is fine” stuff. They’re all pieces of shit because they all want to become part of the DC elite. Nobody joins the fbi to do check fraud work in Nebraska their entire career.

Posted by: Montec at July 17, 2023 02:23 PM (S2RnY)

We need to have an application form where anyone can apply for jobs in DC. Then when they do, transfer them to the North Slope of Alaska for an attitude adjustment.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:01 PM (eoQWY)

397 >>Wow, there's a Christie fascination here. I don't get it.

If you've never had a Christie Kreme donut, get one and try it warmed up.

Posted by: Roy at July 17, 2023 03:03 PM (Phd8w)

398 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2023 03:03 PM (a3Q+t)

399 I'm pretty sure anything inside the fence at 1600 PA Ave NW is the Secret Service's jurisdiction

unless I'm wrong™
Posted by: DB - at July 17, 2023 02:57 PM (geLO

I'm pretty sure SS doesn't actually have "law enforcement" jurisdiction, or whatever that would be. There is a federal police force (even though there shouldn't be), that has different divisions. Capitol police, for example, are under the same umbrella as the guy who sits at a desk at the Social Security building, or badged cops in virtually every other federal building.

I know the SS is NOT part of that force, but what they can and can't do, law enforcement wise, I do not know.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2023 03:04 PM (t99r1)

400 Let us all pray that Tucker is not a sudden casualty of Breitbart syndrome.
Posted by: Axeman at July 17, 2023 02:28 PM (krQz2)

It was hilarious in the interview Tucker did with Andrew Tate, Tate kept tossing in as an aside every once in a while how unsuicidal he was and Tuck's grin got wider every time.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:04 PM (eoQWY)

401 Yes, and that way is to be a family member of the President, or a senior member, like Cabinet Secretary or Chief of Staff, or Veep.

Everybody else gets searched, and has no means of sneaking ANYTHING into the building. And I doubt there is a square inch in the building that isn't covered by a camera.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2023 02:34 PM (BaiDa)

There's a SF story by H Beam Piper about a secure facility where info is getting out, and the person taking out the info was the General in Charge's own driver who ALSO wasn't searched.

Another reasonable answer is that the perp is an SS man himself, doing yet another favor for Hunter and the Bidens far beyond their job description.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:07 PM (eoQWY)

402 If memory serves, the only "tough" conservative thing Chris Christie ever did was browbeat a couple of entitled NJ public school teachers. That is it!
Posted by: JT Smith at July 17, 2023 02:57 PM (FxdZx)

Don't try and make us thing better of him, man!

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:08 PM (eoQWY)

403 The Afternoon Arterton forgot the lower, front part of her dress and hopes you don't make too much of a fuss about it. She is British after all:

https://is.gd/COG19z
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 17, 2023

***
Looks like Xena going undercover in a Greek temple whorehouse. (No complaints here, though)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 17, 2023 03:08 PM (J2vNu)

404 FDR was regularly using cocaine during his time as President. It was prescribed to help with his chronic sinus trouble.

I have bad seasonal allergies. So I should just be on cocaine?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 17, 2023 03:09 PM (ppBhU)

405 Next you'll be telling me Hitler had HIS version of SS bringing meth and narcotics into his bunker.

I can't believe it. I SHAN'T believe it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2023 02:58 PM (t99r1)

they were all schnitzel and eggers man.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:09 PM (eoQWY)

406 FDR was regularly using cocaine during his time as President. It was prescribed to help with his chronic sinus trouble.

I have bad seasonal allergies. So I should just be on cocaine?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 17, 2023 03:09 PM (ppBhU)

My sister has no sense of smell for some reason. in the tests of this when she was young they gave her some cocaine

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:11 PM (eoQWY)

407 Good on Christie for refusing to talk with a known propagandist like Carlson.

Posted by: Sid - Aviators are Off at July 17, 2023 03:11 PM (cBzm+)

408 338 FDR was regularly using cocaine during his time as President. It was prescribed to help with his chronic sinus trouble. Although this was a common practice by physicians at that time, it sure makes you wonder about his decision making capabilities. It also explains a lot of history of his administration.

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2023 02:49 PM (gmo/4)

Drugs explaining his policies is an interesting take. I wonder how much of the policies of the 20th century were due to being on drugs.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 17, 2023 02:51 PM (eYoxG)

His heart and circulation problems were so bad that by the '44 election he was nearly a rolling corpse propped up by his handlers. He made almost no appearances, moved by train without being seen, which sounds familiar to all of us by now. The Dems then at least had the sense to force him to replace the communist VEEP Wallace with Truman since it was a matter of time before FDR blew a gasket.

And of course there was the Wilson shadow presidency.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:16 PM (eoQWY)

409 Why WAS he a thing? He spoke well? I cannot remember anything more substantive than that.

It's amazing how shitty our choices have been for decades.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Jesse Jackson is gay- per Kamala Harris at July 17, 2023 03:00 PM (zZu0s)

A good part of the GOPe has always loved people they imagined could pry a blue state away while doing nothing for all the other states. Romney from MA for an example.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 17, 2023 03:18 PM (eoQWY)

410 They used to sell Cocaine as Cough Medichine back in the 1890s or around them the same company that came out with Asperin(Bayer)did

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 17, 2023 04:15 PM (wGqjj)

411 I'm getting tired of Bongino's schtick. Why don't these "good" people come forward? By remaining silent, they are no better than the scumbags covering this up.

Posted by: butch at July 17, 2023 04:16 PM (f00JY)

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