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Secret Service Ends Investigation Into White House Cocaine, Claims All the Cameras in the Most Secure Place on Earth Can't Point Them Towards Any Suspect

The Secret Service, one of America's Top Men Law Enforcement agencies (they investigate counterfeiting and threats to the president), just can't figure out who smuggled Hunter Biden's cocaine into the White House.



CNN -- The Secret Service has concluded its investigation into the small bag of cocaine found at the White House and has been unable to identify a suspect, two sources familiar with the investigation told CNN.

It's just a small bag you guys. CNN needs you to really internalize that. It's barely a crime.



Secret Service officials combed through visitor logs and surveillance footage of hundreds of individuals who entered the West Wing in the days preceding the discovery and were unable to identify a suspect, one of the sources said.

LOL.


Investigators were also unable to identify the particular moment or day when the baggie was left inside the West Wing cubby near the lower level entrance where it was discovered.

Another Jeffrey Epstein level cover-up. All the cameras were facing in the wrong direction at all times!


The second source said that the leading theory remains that it was left by one of the hundreds of visitors who entered the West Wing that weekend for tours and were asked to leave their phones inside those cubbies.

Turns out, they do have a suspect: Anyone but Hunter Biden.


The cubbies where the small bag of cocaine was found is a blind spot for surveillance cameras, according to a source familiar with the investigation.

Guys seriously, it's a small bag.

It's not even small. It's smol.

It's like a little kitten tangled up in yarn -- smol and harmless.

While there's surveillance around where the bag was found, cameras are not trained directly on the West Wing cubbies near the lower-level entrance where it was discovered, the source said, making it difficult to identify who left the bag behind.

Was Hunter Biden in the area of the cubbies on Thursday and Friday?

Note that they do not say he wasn't.

Because he was.


Mollie
@MZHemingway

The regime is rubbing your face in its two standards of justice.

Officially they deny it, but they're publicly flaunting it: We are in control, we say what is a crime or not, we say what is the truth or not, and you can't do a thing about it, Peasant Scum.

This is how revolutions start. Hopefully.

Posted by: Ace at 12:00 PM




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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 13, 2023 12:01 PM (Ek/SQ)

2 Podium

Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2023 12:01 PM (lfDP1)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:01 PM (Zz0t1)

4 We know, but fuck you guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 12:01 PM (zZu0s)

5 TOP. MEN.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:01 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Right on time.
Hi Ace.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 13, 2023 12:01 PM (t/2Uw)

7 This is how revolutions start. Hopefully.

========

It is my understanding that people generally need to worry about food at a mass scale before revolutions really begin.

Those that don't are rare exceptions.

The people don't give a shit about corruption as long as they can feed their kids.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 12:02 PM (LvTSG)

8 This is how revolutions start. Hopefully.

You never know. People reaaaallllllly don't like uneven standards of justice.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2023 12:02 PM (eOEVl)

9 Devolution

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2023 12:02 PM (63Dwl)

10 NOODs have been lum'd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)

11 Is anyone surprised?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 13, 2023 12:02 PM (DRSnL)

12 Dindu Nuffins.

Posted by: Quizno Puddinhead at July 13, 2023 12:02 PM (g/54t)

13 We still have bread. And circuses.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2023 12:02 PM (63Dwl)

14 It is my understanding that people generally need to worry about food at a mass scale before revolutions really begin.

Americans do that. Do you know how many people are on diets at any given time?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2023 12:02 PM (eOEVl)

15 Should we do a simultaneous shocked face?

Posted by: blaster at July 13, 2023 12:03 PM (pwExq)

16 You could see this coming like the sun in the morning

Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2023 12:03 PM (lfDP1)

17 Ah, the not-bothering-to-hide-it phase. At the same time, why investigate when you already know what happened?

Posted by: Catherine at July 13, 2023 12:03 PM (ZSsrh)

18 So, where was it found? Which of the 3 versions is true? I'm betting none.

Posted by: BignJames at July 13, 2023 12:03 PM (AwYPR)

19 Lying C**ksuckers will lie and suck C**k on demand.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2023 12:03 PM (xhaym)

20 Willowed, but too good a bon mot to discard to the dustbin of the hamsters cage:

370 Hey now, Family Circus has been running for decades and has never sold out nor lost it's edge.
Posted by: Keane Family Enterprises, LLC at July 13, 2023

***
To be accurate, it's always had as much edge as a beanbag chair.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 12:03 PM (zZu0s)

21 Fuck the "Secret" Service

Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2023 12:03 PM (bs+z0)

22 Nose rubbing.

Posted by: blaster at July 13, 2023 12:03 PM (pwExq)

23 "I just came in my pants."


- - - - Al Queda Sleeper Cell Agent

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:04 PM (Zz0t1)

24 It's """""shocking""""" how the same folks who hunted down and helped prosecute old ladies that wandered into the Capitol on January 6 were unable to determine how a bag of cocaine was found at the White House the same weekend Hunter Biden was visiting.

Posted by: neverBiden at July 13, 2023 12:04 PM (eIGHH)

25 This is how revolutions start. Hopefully.

Hope in one hand, shit in the other. See which one fills up first.

Hell, Ted Cruz is probably angling to give the SS a bigger budget and medals of bravery.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 13, 2023 12:04 PM (AW0uW)

26 "Guys seriously, it's a small bag.

It's not even small. It's smol.

It's like a little kitten tangled up in yarn -- smol and harmless."

Cocaine-chan

Now that I think about it, that's probably already a thing.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 13, 2023 12:04 PM (eYoxG)

27 Tourists are known for bringing illegal substances to places where you get searched by law enforcement.

It is practically a tell for who is a tourist.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 13, 2023 12:04 PM (aD39U)

28 Oh, you can't figure out who smuggled cocaine into the WH? Who was in charge of ensuring that did not happen and when will they be fired?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2023 12:04 PM (1MDmS)

29 As other morons have said already: they know. They just don't want to punish any of the Elites.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 13, 2023 12:04 PM (xcxpd)

30 Couldn't find their ass with both hands.

Secret Service is under DHS and Mayorkas.

Another reason to impeach Mayorkas.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2023 12:04 PM (lf83v)

31 This is ridiculous and enfuriating but I laughed--one of those cynical laughs, however.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 12:05 PM (ocj+U)

32 Eh it's just a strange illegal powder in the White House. No one would ever need to track that kind of thing down.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 12:05 PM (BNncy)

33
Why would anyone expect the SS to be different than any other federal police agency? Especially after they've been implicated in coverups of a bunch of Hunty's oopsies before?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2023 12:05 PM (oINRc)

34 Hey now, Family Circus has been running for decades and has never sold out nor lost it's edge.

Hah! When the mom sends a kid out to do something, and he, get this, follows a convoluted path that takes much longer than it should, and he often forgets why he went? Hoo boy! That's some out of the box thinking there.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2023 12:05 PM (eOEVl)

35 28 Oh, you can't figure out who smuggled cocaine into the WH? Who was in charge of ensuring that did not happen and when will they be fired?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2023 12:04 PM (1MDmS)

=======

It was Todd. Todd's gone. No follow up questions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 12:05 PM (LvTSG)

36 Hell, Ted Cruz is probably angling to give the SS a bigger budget and medals of bravery.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 13, 2023 12:04 PM (AW0uW)


Yeah, he might be. He hasn't been talking like that though.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2023 12:05 PM (xhaym)

37 The race to the bottom accelerates.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 13, 2023 12:05 PM (UutP7)

38 22 Nose rubbing.
----------------
With a filthy glove.

Posted by: Quizno Puddinhead at July 13, 2023 12:05 PM (g/54t)

39 ". . . This is how revolutions start. Hopefully."


Man, I can almost smell the aroma of charred Scrantonian Ceaucescu wafting on the breeze . . .


Sigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2023 12:05 PM (x0n13)

40
Some people did some things.
Mistakes were made.
Old news.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Time to move on.
Could you chip in 7 bucks?

Posted by: Big Dem at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (a3Q+t)

41 "This is your brain....."

"This is your brain on drugs...."

*cut to Hunter Biden smoking GRATED CHEESE because it resembles CRACK*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

42 A SMALL bag of blow. Like, a quarter ounce or less. SMALL!

Posted by: davidt at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (SYTee)

43 DC should be razed.

All of its inhabitants enslaved.

For the good of the world.

Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (qESX+)

44 36 Yeah, he might be. He hasn't been talking like that though.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2023 12:05 PM (xhaym)

=======

I'm tired of politicians talking.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (LvTSG)

45 If hunter said "yeah, that's mine...i.... have a problem", he'd be a national fucking hero. The cover up is just stupid.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (9UlRk)

46 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 13, 2023 12:04 PM (AW0uW)

I have hope and I'm not holding shit in my other hand. My hope is just not in the integrity of governmental officials.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (Keyt1)

47 We need a catch phrase for this like "Let's Go Brandon" or "Epstein didn't kill himself".

Hunter is obviously guilty doesn't have the right cache.

Posted by: Iris at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (NaH5I)

48 So did they give Hunter back his Blow? It's the right thing to do...

Posted by: Paladin at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (Qb66T)

49 Well what the fuck do you want from us?

It was counterfeit money and it wasn't a threat to the President. Case closed.

If you need us we'll be busy bangin' these Colombian hookers over here.

Posted by: Secret Service at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (8FmLr)

50 Beau is dead, yet Hunter is alive, miraculously.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

51 People reaaaallllllly don't like uneven standards of justice.

People who know what's going on don't like it.

I've got a hundred bucks that says at least 70% of people in this godforsaken country have neither heard of the coke story or, if they have, think it's all a GOP op to get Stinkfinger.

Change my mind.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (AW0uW)

52 Oh, you can't figure out who smuggled cocaine into the WH? Who was in charge of ensuring that did not happen and when will they be fired?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2023 12:04 PM (1MDmS)

=======

It was Todd. Todd's gone. No follow up questions.


Todd of the Cincinnati office?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (eOEVl)

53 Fucking cheese-smoker.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (9UlRk)

54 This is how revolutions start.

STEINER WILL COME

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (Nfps1)

55 Fucking Todd.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (aD39U)

56 Trump's 2024 ad should just show the picture of Hunter smoking crack on one side, and photos of young black men in prison for crack on the other with their prison term underneath. Start playing the same game Democrats play.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (iSmyi)

57
How they didn't have experts from the crime lab prove it was from Trump is a big unforced error on their part.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (x0n13)

58 Someone needs to FOIL Mayorkas' emails regarding this.

I'm sure you will be satisfied. (In a My Cousin Vinny voice)

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (lf83v)

59 I got $50 that says the secret service knows who's coke it is because they went out and bought it for hunter biden.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (ncXxy)

60 52 It was Todd. Todd's gone. No follow up questions.

Todd of the Cincinnati office?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (eOEVl)

=======

No, Todd of the St. Louis Todds.

Fur traders.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (LvTSG)

61 Our anti cocaine smuggling operations are under the supervision of summer interns. A d there are literally hundreds of them, so there is no way to really know which intern is in charge at any given time. Therefore there is no way to know which intern failed to find the coke, and no way to punish all of them! Oh well. I accept full responsibility. We have reviewed our procedures and made changes. What changes? Can't tell you. It would compromise sources and methods.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (1MDmS)

62 19 Lying C**ksuckers will lie and suck C**k on demand.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2023 12:03 PM (xhaym)

Wheels up, pants off

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (xcxpd)

63 I guess they forgot to invite Jussie Smollet?

Posted by: Quizno Puddinhead at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (g/54t)

64 Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (9UlRk)

Yes; It could have been handled differently. I'm surprised that nobody thought of that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (Keyt1)

65 Hey, he also lost a laptop. He's prone to losing important things.

Or maybe the cocaine was planted by RUSSIAN AGENTS.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (p+1gI)

66 Cocaine-chan

Now that I think about it, that's probably already a thing.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 13, 2023 12:04 PM (eYoxG)

What came up when I searched it:
https://tinyurl.com/2n87emt5

Meh. I think the market is still open for you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (zZu0s)

67 27 Tourists are known for bringing illegal substances to places where you get searched by law enforcement.

It is practically a tell for who is a tourist.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 13, 2023 12:04 PM (aD39U)

Like previous SS and people who worked in the WH said, you do not just waltz in there with out proper "search" It is my understanding that they have drug/ bomb sniffing dogs..... So, we all know it was someone who was not "subject" to those kind of searches

Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (bs+z0)

68 55 Fucking Todd.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (aD39U)


Chuck or Lincoln's widow?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (x0n13)

69 As other morons have said already: they know. They just don't want to punish any of the Elites.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 13, 2023 12:04 PM (xcxpd)


It was somebody's dead-drop. Hunter or whoever can't just wander out and meet a connection in a park to get his daily uptake.
Someone got detailed to do a dead-drop to keep Hunter from having to detox.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (xhaym)

70 Mollie Hemingway put it this way on Twitter:

The regime is rubbing your face in its two standards of justice.

It sound hawt when she says it.

Posted by: blaster at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (pwExq)

71 Lol.

Is Kamala Harris really our AI Czar?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (Gf3mx)

72 Well the Sundowner administration is rivaling with Barky's for the cleanest spotless record, not a atom of corruption going on.

Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (lfDP1)

73 Change my mind.

I don't accept impossible tasks. I leave that to John Wick.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (eOEVl)

74 >>> If hunter said "yeah, that's mine...i.... have a problem", he'd be a national fucking hero. The cover up is just stupid.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (9UlRk)

I was just about to say this. Now everyone will say, "so it was Hunter's". They are soooooo good at outsmarting us rubes.

Posted by: DJ at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (uosPt)

75 MSM spinning Ray Eps as a "Trump Supporter"...

uh... yeah... OK...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2023 12:08 PM (oHd/0)

76 In CNN's defense, snorting cocaine is what probably half its anchors do on a daily basis, including Don Lemon (but not Brian Stelter obviously).

Posted by: Mark Alexis at July 13, 2023 12:08 PM (exxGU)

77 Maybe Ukraine is now paying Hunter in drugs rather than money?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2023 12:08 PM (lf83v)

78 67 Like previous SS and people who worked in the WH said, you do not just waltz in there with out proper "search" It is my understanding that they have drug/ bomb sniffing dogs..... So, we all know it was someone who was not "subject" to those kind of searches
Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (bs+z0)

========

I'd bet there's at least a dozen people who get no search going in.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 12:08 PM (LvTSG)

79 I just overheard some guy talking about an AOC stupid tweet but I didn't butt in and ask for detail because that would be creepy.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 12:08 PM (ocj+U)

80 They must really think we’re stupid or like rubbing our noses in their power to do whatever they want. At least Wray didn’t leave early yesterday to catch his private government jet to vacation…

I see no chance of revolution in the offing. Your average citizen is too wrapped up in staring at the latest TikTok video

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 13, 2023 12:08 PM (M23Y7)

81 47 We need a catch phrase for this like "Let's Go Brandon" or "Epstein didn't kill himself".

Hunter is obviously guilty doesn't have the right cache.
-----------------
Hunter Dindu Nuffin.

Posted by: Quizno Puddinhead at July 13, 2023 12:08 PM (g/54t)

82 Maybe it was Dr Jill's. It's a local anesthetic. She's a doctor. Duh.

Posted by: davidt at July 13, 2023 12:08 PM (SYTee)

83 Trump should do a montage w/all the Bidens and staff w/white rimmed nostrils.

Posted by: BignJames at July 13, 2023 12:09 PM (AwYPR)

84 7 This is how revolutions start. Hopefully.

========

It is my understanding that people generally need to worry about food at a mass scale before revolutions really begin.

Those that don't are rare exceptions.

The people don't give a shit about corruption as long as they can feed their kids.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 12:02 PM (LvTSG)

Popular(aka peasant) rebellions are quite a bit different from revolutions lead by members of the elite. The latter doesn't require the former, though it's not unusual for popular rebellions to lead to members of the ruling class deciding it's a good time to make a bid for power.

Elite revolts are more about power and interests. Weakness(or attacking the interests of the elite) in the ruling authority makes them more likely.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 13, 2023 12:09 PM (eYoxG)

85 I won't hold my breath waiting for the GOP to call bullshit and demand heads roll for the utter incompetence shown here in PROTECTING the PRESIDENT.

We're so totally f*cked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

86 If Joe is removed and Newsom put in his place I expect Hunter might get the Ft Marcy Park treatment. He knows too much.

And dear Fibbies-I am neither hoping for this or planning it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2023 12:09 PM (Keyt1)

87 I see no chance of revolution in the offing. Your average citizen is too wrapped up in staring at the latest TikTok video
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 13, 2023 12:08 PM (M23Y7)

Revolutions don't require the bulk of the populace. In fact, the more inert they are, the easier it is to do.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 12:09 PM (9UlRk)

88 This is getting ridiculous.
They throw us a bone once in a while to pretend that things are turning around but it is just same old, same old.
It is summer. Vacation time. No one is paying attention.
There is actual evidence that the President was involved in a shakedown. Trump was impeached for a phone call asking that this be investigated.
Biden collects millions of dollars in bribes, send billions to Ukraine and the person persecuted is Trump.
Yeah, that makes sense.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 13, 2023 12:09 PM (t/2Uw)

89 75 MSM spinning Ray Eps as a "Trump Supporter"...

uh... yeah... OK...
------------------
MSM is QAnon.

Posted by: Quizno Puddinhead at July 13, 2023 12:09 PM (g/54t)

90 So, the geniuses running security do not think anyone could leave, say, a bomb in a cubbie, so why point a camera at them?!

LMFAO, clowns.

NORMS RESTORED!

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 13, 2023 12:09 PM (i7Q7S)

91 Flaming Skull With Crackpipe-worthy?

/

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2023 12:10 PM (ul9wx)

92 Is Kamala Harris really our AI Czar?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (Gf3mx)


She needs something new to sink her teeth into after her incredible success as Border Czar.

Posted by: spindrift at July 13, 2023 12:10 PM (iG1Nf)

93 71 Lol.

Is Kamala Harris really our AI Czar?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (Gf3mx)

1.0 Alpha... you know... the test build...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2023 12:10 PM (oHd/0)

94
I'd bet there's at least a dozen people who get no search going in.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 12:08 PM (LvTSG)

That's a low estimate between family and Kalorama.

The best part of the essay was that ace use "smol." That was darling!

Posted by: Moki at July 13, 2023 12:10 PM (JrN/x)

95 Do the West Wing cubbies have identification names? Like for regular West Wing regulars? What name was on it?


Could it be ...."Hunter" ?

Posted by: Paladin at July 13, 2023 12:10 PM (Qb66T)

96 Another Las Vegas Shooter mystery! Ruh ro!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at July 13, 2023 12:10 PM (Nfps1)

97 MSM spinning Ray Eps as a "Trump Supporter"...

uh... yeah... OK...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2023 12:08 PM (oHd/0)



A Dem in the committee kept declaring that Epps is on OUR side and we don't have any voters left, so we really should stop attacking the once we happen to still have.........

Such an incredible load of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:10 PM (Zz0t1)

98 Secret Service is under DHS and Mayorkas.

It is? Putting SS under DHS doesn't make any damn sense. It's got nothing to do with "homeland security", not that DHS does anything for that now either.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 12:10 PM (ZGrMX)

99 Wheels up, pants off
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM


Covers open, pants on

Posted by: Book Thread at July 13, 2023 12:10 PM (a3Q+t)

100 I'd bet there's at least a dozen people who get no search going in.

I believe that only family members and Cabinet secretaries are exempt from search.

Posted by: Zombie J. Edgar Hoover! at July 13, 2023 12:10 PM (2tUFv)

101 We need a catch phrase for this like "Let's Go Brandon" or "Epstein didn't kill himself".

Hunter is obviously guilty doesn't have the right cache.
Posted by: Iris at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (NaH5I)


"not my twekr"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2023 12:10 PM (xhaym)

102 84 Elite revolts are more about power and interests. Weakness(or attacking the interests of the elite) in the ruling authority makes them more likely.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 13, 2023 12:09 PM (eYoxG)

=======

And I see nothing indicating that the elite of this country at this time wants anything like a revolution. They're happily ensconced in their backroom dealings to gain slightly larger slices of a crumbling pie right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 12:10 PM (LvTSG)

103 Public restroom at bus terminal in Cracktown has security.

Or so they would have us believe.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 13, 2023 12:10 PM (iCrYm)

104 tweekr.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2023 12:10 PM (xhaym)

105 Oddly, govt. security cameras are incredibly accurate and comprehensive when used to identify MAGA insurrectionists in crowds of hundreds of people.

Posted by: Ripley at July 13, 2023 12:10 PM (KrJTL)

106 50 Beau is dead, yet Hunter is alive, miraculously.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

I thought Bin Laden was dead and GM was alive?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2023 12:11 PM (x0n13)

107 Be sure to catch Seb Gorka's show today. There will be someone on discussing the lies with this- yesterday info broke on SOF Mag that details the fingerprints found.

Much more to be found on this.

Posted by: Mr. Wolf at July 13, 2023 12:11 PM (j+JQ4)

108 I was left behind on the last thread like a pile of FBI files or a bag of cocaine in the White House.

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2023 12:11 PM (MNhXM)

109 MSM spinning Ray Eps as a "Trump Supporter

Epps being prosecuted as a J6er after suing Fox for saying he's a J6er is pretty funny, I've gotta admit.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 12:11 PM (ZGrMX)

110 I saw West Wing Cubbies open for The Presidents of the United States of America at Club Dada in '96.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

111 Really makes me concerned for Trump when he gets back in, if the Secret Service won't even do this correctly they've been corrupted just like other agencies.

Hell, they couldn't even catch the drive by car attack the other day.

Posted by: UwU_Power at July 13, 2023 12:11 PM (6vJnI)

112 Epps had a MAGA hat on! Nobody but a Trump supporter would wear one of those gaudy things!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2023 12:11 PM (1MDmS)

113 It was left by the real killer of Chandra Levy!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at July 13, 2023 12:11 PM (Nfps1)

114 Ok everyone, you MUST put all your personal effects into these little storage bins.

Also, we will never, ever point a camera at these bins because, well, we are super smart!

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 13, 2023 12:11 PM (i7Q7S)

115
I thought Bin Laden was dead and GM was alive?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2023 12:11 PM (x0n13)



3rd Base.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)

116 I hope the whole sorry lot of them OD.

Dereliction of duty far worse than anything they accused Trump of.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (YB09P)

117 This is how revolutions start. Hopefully.
________

Careful what you wish for. That would be the end. I think they'd not bother guillotining me, but you're almost certainly on the list. Don't confuse the American Revolution with revolution in the more modern sense. What we did was a secession.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (brAQZ)

118 111 Really makes me concerned for Trump when he gets back in, if the Secret Service won't even do this correctly they've been corrupted just like other agencies.

Hell, they couldn't even catch the drive by car attack the other day.
Posted by: UwU_Power at July 13, 2023 12:11 PM (6vJnI)

=======

This already happened at the start of Trump's term in 2017, actually.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

119 Trump's 2024 ad should just show the picture of Hunter smoking crack on one side, and photos of young black men in prison for crack on the other with their prison term underneath. Start playing the same game Democrats play.
Posted by: Rbastid at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (iSmyi)

You should be in charge of Trump’s media strategy

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (M23Y7)

120 Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 13, 2023 12:09 PM (eYoxG)

That is the norm, but the US Revolution was an outlier.

Hopefully will be again.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (oHd/0)

121 Public restroom at bus terminal in Cracktown has security.

Or so they would have us believe.


Can confirm.

Posted by: ex-Senator Larry Craig at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (eOEVl)

122 71 Lol.

Is Kamala Harris really our AI Czar?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (Gf3mx)


Whatever intelligence she possesses is completely artificial. And small.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (x0n13)

123
Snow job. Somebody had to say it.

Posted by: The Divinyls at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (enJYY)

124 Just another reminder about why people need to do jury service and nullify federal cases.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (KSNKu)

125 109 MSM spinning Ray Eps as a "Trump Supporter

Epps being prosecuted as a J6er after suing Fox for saying he's a J6er is pretty funny, I've gotta admit.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 12:11 PM (ZGrMX)

One of life's little joys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (zZu0s)

126 And I see nothing indicating that the elite of this country at this time wants anything like a revolution. They're happily ensconced in their backroom dealings to gain slightly larger slices of a crumbling pie right now.

They think they can completely deconstruct society and somehow still come out ahead when the currency of power becomes purely physical strength and weapons.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (ZGrMX)

127 A Family Circus standard joke is Billy running all over the neighborhood accomplishing nothing. You know, like the Secret Service.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (FVME7)

128 Posted by: Rbastid at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (iSmyi)

Send it to the Trump campaign.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (Keyt1)

129 Maybe the SS should ask Google whose cell phone was in the cubbies.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (1MDmS)

130 100 I'd bet there's at least a dozen people who get no search going in.

I believe that only family members and Cabinet secretaries are exempt from search.
Posted by: Zombie J. Edgar Hoover! at July 13, 2023 12:10 PM (2tUFv)

Which is the point on why this "investigation" was absurd... The SS is blaming some unknown "tourist" which would be impossible

Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (bs+z0)

131 They still haven't done a GPS search of cell phones active during the taped bomber planting bombs at the RNC and DNC buildings on J6.

Posted by: Quizno Puddinhead at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (g/54t)

132 The Secret Service, one of America's Top Men Law Enforcement agencies (they investigate counterfeiting and threats to the president), just can't figure out who smuggled Hunter Biden's cocaine into the White House.

----------

I wonder how soon the mystery would have been solved had it actually been Anthrax or Ricin?

/rhetorical

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2023 12:13 PM (ul9wx)

133
Secret Cervix.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2023 12:13 PM (x0n13)

134 Is anyone surprised?
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 13, 2023 12:02 PM (DRSnL)

Ummmmmmm...No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2023 12:13 PM (528Oq)

135 Let's be serious - A bag that small would not even interest Hunter so.he is cleared.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 13, 2023 12:13 PM (iCrYm)

136
We need a catch phrase for this like "Let's Go Brandon" or "Epstein didn't kill himself".

Hunter is obviously guilty doesn't have the right cache.
Posted by: Iris


Step on some crack. Break yo mama's back.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2023 12:13 PM (63Dwl)

137 Simplest solution would be firing the SS brass for such admitted incompetence, and revoking their pensions. if this story were true. Hang them out to dry and see if they squeal.

Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at July 13, 2023 12:13 PM (U/npF)

138 126 They think they can completely deconstruct society and somehow still come out ahead when the currency of power becomes purely physical strength and weapons.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (ZGrMX)

=======

At some point, the entire system may come down to the point where people are worried about their next meal, but I don't think we're near that.

We'll see the federal government default on debt before then.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 12:13 PM (LvTSG)

139 @MZHemingway
The regime is rubbing your face in its two standards of justice.

++++
Yeah, but that's normal.

To them, it was Tuesday.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 12:13 PM (t0OGg)

140 The agency in charge of border security, the TSA, and Immigration is also in charge of the Secret Service.

What did we expect?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2023 12:13 PM (lf83v)

141 Beau is dead, yet Hunter is alive, miraculously.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

I thought Bin Laden was dead and GM was alive?


You're both wrong. It's Perdicaris alive or Raisuli dead.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2023 12:13 PM (eOEVl)

142
Hah! Fort Marcy Park! Vince Foster!

See how much nicer the goofy Bidens are than Hillary?

Posted by: Auspex at July 13, 2023 12:13 PM (j4U/Z)

143 Trump's 2024 ad should just show the picture of Hunter smoking crack on one side, and photos of young black men in prison for crack on the other with their prison term underneath. Start playing the same game Democrats play.

Yup. There's a lot of gold to mine there. Every Republican should be pointing that out.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 12:14 PM (ZGrMX)

144
Secret Service: 'Blow' it out your ass.

Posted by: The Divinyls at July 13, 2023 12:14 PM (enJYY)

145 Hunter should change his name to George Costanza Biden

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 13, 2023 12:14 PM (lN8wl)

146 Another Ace of Spades prediction come true!

Headlines:
July 5, 2023 - Secret Service Promises We May Never Know Who Left the Cocaine in the White House

July 13, 2023 - Secret Service Ends Investigation Into White House Cocaine, Claims All the Cameras in the Most Secure Place on Earth Can't Point Them Towards Any Suspect

Is Ace of Spades the modern Nostradamus? Cassandra of Troy? How does he do it?

Posted by: totally not a misinfo operator at July 13, 2023 12:14 PM (fKvjx)

147 How much blow you figure Hunter's gotten out of federal evidence lockers?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

148 Remember how the J6 footage couldn't be released because of "security concerns"?

Now, in order to protect Hunter Biden, the White House is admitting someone could leave Anthrax in a cubbie in the West Wing and we would never know who it was.

LOL

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 13, 2023 12:14 PM (i7Q7S)

149 Is Kamala Harris really our AI Czar?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (Gf3mx)


It is an old joke and it has flopped more times than a Real Madrid Striker angling for a penalty kick, but:

We know at least that Kamala is not a true AI since she clearly is not self-aware

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2023 12:14 PM (xhaym)

150 Investigators were also unable to identify the particular moment or day when the baggie was left inside the West Wing cubby near the lower level entrance where it was discovered.
++++
Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 12:14 PM (t0OGg)

151 They think they can completely deconstruct society and somehow still come out ahead when the currency of power becomes purely physical strength and weapons.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (ZGrMX)

But that they and their children will have strong proxies fighting for them to do their bidding.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 12:14 PM (zZu0s)

152 A Family Circus standard joke is Billy running all over the neighborhood accomplishing nothing. You know, like the Secret Service.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (FVME7)

Concur. Usually his Dad Or Mom would ask him what he has done all day and he says..."Nothing."

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2023 12:14 PM (528Oq)

153 Is Kamala Harris really our AI Czar?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (Gf3mx)

Now Children... AI is actually two words... Artificial Intelligence... Can you say that with Me ?

Posted by: Kamala the Schola at July 13, 2023 12:14 PM (bs+z0)

154 Eliza > ChatGPT > Kamala > Clippy

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2023 12:14 PM (YB09P)

155 Is Ace of Spades the modern Nostradamus? Cassandra of Troy? How does he do it?
Posted by: totally not a misinfo operator at July 13, 2023 12:14 PM (fKvjx)
++++
He upgraded to the 8k HDR crystal ball.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 12:15 PM (t0OGg)

156 Look on the bright side - now that Hunter has gotten away with this, he's only going to escalate his behaviors, and he has obviously fallen completely off the wagon!

He's obviously trying to sabotage his father, consciously or not.

Amusement awaits!

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 13, 2023 12:15 PM (2tUFv)

157 I'm shocked, shocked, that the same administration that provided free crack pipes to whomever can't figure this one out...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 13, 2023 12:15 PM (MeG8a)

158 And my son could die tomorrow-but my hope and prayer is that he has a (mostly) happy life and continued faith in God-and I'd still be glad he is not Hunter Biden, no matter how wealthy that crackhead loser is .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2023 12:15 PM (Keyt1)

159 MSM spinning Ray Eps as a "Trump Supporter

Epps being prosecuted as a J6er after suing Fox for saying he's a J6er is pretty funny, I've gotta admit.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 12:11 PM (ZGrMX

I think he’s suing Fox for implying he was an government asset instigating J6 .

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2023 12:15 PM (MNhXM)

160 120 Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 13, 2023 12:09 PM (eYoxG)

That is the norm, but the US Revolution was an outlier.

Hopefully will be again.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (oHd/0)

The US revolution was for the most part not lead by peasants(in the sense of yeomen farmers) but by the people running local governments, businesses, and institutions. Ordinary people must make up the main body of the forces in either case, but it is the presence or absence of significant elite leadership that tends to make a big difference.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 13, 2023 12:15 PM (eYoxG)

161 A Family Circus standard joke is Billy running all over the neighborhood accomplishing nothing. You know, like the Secret Service.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (FVME7)
++++
That's not fair. The Secret Service accomplished a ham-fisted and obvious coverup!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 12:15 PM (t0OGg)

162 Small bag of cocaine. Yeah, most dealers have small bags of cocaine they break down and sell by the gram. We're talking more than a few bucks worth of cocaine, it sounds like.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 13, 2023 12:15 PM (2YtOq)

163 We still have bread. And circuses.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2023 12:02 PM (63Dwl)

And drugs.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 13, 2023 12:15 PM (BdMk6)

164 " I say nothing of its motives. They were founded in ignorance, not wickedness. God forbid we should ever be 20. years without such a rebellion. The people can not be all, and always, well informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions it is a lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty. "

Thomas Jefferson 1787

Posted by: Veritas at July 13, 2023 12:16 PM (DhyYx)

165 Yup. There's a lot of gold to mine there. Every Republican should be pointing that out.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 12:14 PM (ZGrMX)
======================
That would be rude.

Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (Uniparty-Utah) at July 13, 2023 12:16 PM (lN8wl)

166 THIS, is white privilege.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

167 Anybody check Hunter's Facebook page? Oh that's right, the Russians "stole" his laptop.

Posted by: poconohound at July 13, 2023 12:16 PM (r/Nqd)

168 At some point, the entire system may come down to the point where people are worried about their next meal, but I don't think we're near that.

Depends how soon before the US government rolls out a clone of the Netherlands' "farming is illegal due to global warming" plan.

It's also worth noting that Ukraine grows a lot of food, and that's more difficult to do when there's random shelling (although the Israelis manage pretty well).

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 12:16 PM (ZGrMX)

169 93 71 Lol.

Is Kamala Harris really our AI Czar?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (Gf3mx)
-----------------
Well, she's very artificial.

Posted by: Quizno Puddinhead at July 13, 2023 12:16 PM (g/54t)

170 They aren't secret security guards, they're secret security monitors, they only alert someone if cocaine is found.

Posted by: old chick at July 13, 2023 12:16 PM (sOete)

171 What would snorting coke do to Joe's dying brain?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 12:16 PM (ocj+U)

172 >>> The cubbies where the small bag of cocaine was found is a blind spot for surveillance cameras, according to a source familiar with the investigation.

Ya'd think the one place people are off-loading contraband to be picked up again later would be one place they would have security.

I is not a fvcking amnesty box.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 13, 2023 12:16 PM (iCrYm)

173 In CNN's defense, snorting cocaine is what probably half its anchors do on a daily basis, including Don Lemon (but not Brian Stelter obviously).
Posted by: Mark Alexis


The Potato snorts it of Lemon's taint.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2023 12:16 PM (3hpq0)

174 The Secret Service is merely sharing a Father's Love for his son.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2023 12:16 PM (lf83v)

175 The hell you say. And to think I was leaning towards the idea that the Secret Service was trying to bury this whole business. OK. In that case, since the SS can't figure it out, I am here to help them. I am of the opinion that Hunter is Kamala's drug dealer and after a recent West Wing transaction they both sampled the coke and got so high they forget where it was left. This explains how it got into the WH past the SS, Kamala's bizarre word salads, and that the SS loves Hunter just as much as Joe does. QED. And Jack the Ripper is not the Zodiac Killer. Maybe.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 13, 2023 12:16 PM (qxLut)

176 Is Ace of Spades the modern Nostradamus? Cassandra of Troy? How does he do it?
Posted by: totally not a misinfo operator at July 13, 2023 12:14 PM (fKvjx)


So maybe ace is actually controlling the future not predicting it?

Posted by: blaster at July 13, 2023 12:16 PM (pwExq)

177 Hunter should change his name to George Costanza Biden
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 13, 2023


***
Because he's a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 13, 2023 12:17 PM (J2vNu)

178 Small bag of cocaine. Yeah, most dealers have small bags of cocaine they break down and sell by the gram. We're talking more than a few bucks worth of cocaine, it sounds like.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 13, 2023 12:15 PM (2YtOq)
++++
Maybe. Could be. I dunno. It doesn't matter.

The real story isn't about quantities, but that one of our drug-addled elites lost his coke at the White House, and the government closed ranks and covered it up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 12:17 PM (t0OGg)

179 No one is surprised by this, right? Even I, one of the most hopeful people on this blog, knew this was coming.

Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2023 12:17 PM (pTb/Z)

180 WHO COULD HAVE EXPECTED THIS DEVELOPMENT!?

Oh, right. Everyone.

It's not even to the level of "Babylon Bee Prediction comes true!" (though it did), because EVERYONE knows who's cocaine it is and everyone knows that it doesn't matter.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 13, 2023 12:17 PM (N1DT3)

181 Trump's 2024 ad should just show the picture of Hunter smoking crack on one side, and photos of young black men in prison for crack on the other with their prison term underneath. Start playing the same game Democrats play.

Yup. There's a lot of gold to mine there. Every Republican should be pointing that out.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 12:14 PM (ZGrMX)

Trump had The Audacity of Grope produced by Democrats to use and I doubt he or his campaign ever saw it.

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2023 12:17 PM (MNhXM)

182 So if I'm Joe Average Citizen on a White House tour and I'm told "Put your cell phone in one of those cubbies" and I think "Hmm, better ditch my baggie of blow here too" and then when I go back the baggie is still there, why in the hell wouldn't I just grab it back?

Posted by: Oddbob at July 13, 2023 12:17 PM (nfrXX)

183 But that they and their children will have strong proxies fighting for them to do their bidding.

Proxies can be bought off though, and a lot of the top pick proxies are not going to be interested in being loyal to the elites in the first place.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 12:17 PM (ZGrMX)

184 I was first, but I didn't sign the AoS visitor log and the AoS surveillance cameras fell off one of Ace's shelves.

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at July 13, 2023 12:17 PM (zSyrn)

185 It's like 15 years that the Rogue Employees of the Cincinnati Office have been causing mayhem in DC. It's time to close down Cincinnati.

Posted by: Let's Be Reasonable at July 13, 2023 12:17 PM (T0tUU)

186 Is Kamala Harris really our AI Czar?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (Gf3mx)

Artificial insemination?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 12:17 PM (ocj+U)

187 Bongino mentioned this on more than one occasion. No tourists get into the White House without getting screened and their pockets, bags, purses, checked by the SS. The only one who do not get checked are the protectorates - as in the Biden crime family.

Another government organization completely corrupt because a Democrat is in the White House.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 13, 2023 12:18 PM (d2bW3)

188

Cubby privacy is, like, a constitutional right.

Posted by: Auspex at July 13, 2023 12:18 PM (j4U/Z)

189 Is Ace of Spades the modern Nostradamus? Cassandra of Troy? How does he do it?
Posted by: totally not a misinfo operator at July 13, 2023


***
If Ace were a Cassandra, his predictions would all come true, but we wouldn't believe them when he told us.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 13, 2023 12:18 PM (J2vNu)

190 I'm sure that the plan is for Droolin' Joe to pardon Hunter on Joe's last day in office, but the Grim Reaper sometimes shows up unexpectedly.

Be a damned shame if that happened.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 13, 2023 12:18 PM (2tUFv)

191 Ya'd think the one place people are off-loading contraband to be picked up again later would be one place they would have security.

I is not a fvcking amnesty box.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher


Like C-4.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2023 12:18 PM (3hpq0)

192 Step on some crack. Break yo mama's back.

I read that as a Devo tune.
Thanks for the earworm!

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 13, 2023 12:18 PM (VMFAF)

193 In CNN's defense, snorting cocaine is what probably half its anchors do on a daily basis, including Don Lemon (but not Brian Stelter obviously).
Posted by: Mark Alexis

The Potato snorts it of Lemon's taint.
Posted by: rickb223

Nah, the Potato snorts donut dust. Oh wait, or was it Bear Claw Vindman that does that?

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 13, 2023 12:18 PM (qxLut)

194 We likely won't see any sort of revolution in our lifetime. The two tiered justice system hasn't affected the general population yet. Only politicos for the most part are seeing the effects. That it's totally one sided (republicans/conservatives) hasn't sunk in with the masses.

The public may very well be aware of it, but it hasn't touched them in any meaningful way, yet.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2023 12:18 PM (Q4IgG)

195 Secret Cervix.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2023 12:13 PM


To get there, you have to go through me first.

Posted by: Bonus Hole at July 13, 2023 12:18 PM (a3Q+t)

196 It was actually Hunter Biden in that video posted earlier where the woman lifted the cart over the barrier, wasn't it......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:18 PM (Zz0t1)

197 Future defense attorney,

"Your Honor how can we trust the evidence presented against my client when this same Secret Service Can NOT tell us who left cocaine in the White House?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2023 12:18 PM (YB09P)

198 this confirms it was Hunters

they have to fully deny bc he'd violate his agreement if he were using and I don't think Kamala or her stepdaughter would be willing to take the fall

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 13, 2023 12:18 PM (AcWfM)

199 192 Step on some crack. Break yo mama's back.

I read that as a Devo tune.
Thanks for the earworm!
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 13, 2023 12:18 PM (VMFAF)

Damn

Posted by: Kamala the Schola at July 13, 2023 12:19 PM (bs+z0)

200 We'll see the federal government default on debt before then.
-------------------------
That would be a relief.

Posted by: Quizno Puddinhead at July 13, 2023 12:19 PM (g/54t)

201 That’s great and all, but where is the small, small bag at now? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Huntard at July 13, 2023 12:19 PM (3wNhr)

202 "I wanna get high......Got any parmesan?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

203 My first question if I could question the SS:

Tell me the time period between the last preceding sweep of that specific location and the sweep that discovered the suspicious white powder?

Second question. How many times in the past did hundreds of individuals go in/out through that vestibule in that period of time?

Posted by: Gref at July 13, 2023 12:19 PM (AMIL/)

204 It's amazing to me that the secret service allows themselves to a) be used as pawns and b) be made to look like fools that can't do their jobs.

Posted by: DJ at July 13, 2023 12:19 PM (uosPt)

205 They still haven't done a GPS search of cell phones active during the taped bomber planting bombs at the RNC and DNC buildings on J6.
Posted by: Quizno Puddinhead at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (g/54t)

John Roberts’ top man didn’t check phone or email records of justices or clerks IIRC to ID the SCOTUS Dobbs leaker. Top. Men.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 13, 2023 12:19 PM (M23Y7)

206
I wonder how the African-American community will take this news? Not well, I suspect. Zombie Lyndon Johnson might be spinning in his grave, "How could they fvck up my 100 year plan?"

I'm sure they all know a brother who was or still is in jail for possession of cocaine.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 13, 2023 12:19 PM (enJYY)

207 The Secret Service agent who opened this case has probably been transferred to counterfeit duty in Plattsburgh, NY to check every one-dollar bill they find coming from Canada.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2023 12:20 PM (lf83v)

208 Guys seriously, it's a small bag.

It's not even small. It's smol.

It's like a little kitten tangled up in yarn -- smol and harmless.

---------

smol == "single mole"

I was told there'd be no chemistry!

[The mole (symbol mol) is the unit of measurement for amount of substance: "one simple mole contains exactly 6.02214076×1023 elementary entities."

The number of entities in a one-mole sample equals the Avogadro number, a dimensionless quantity. Historically, Avogadro's number approximates the number of nucleons (protons or neutrons) in one gram of ordinary matter.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2023 12:20 PM (ul9wx)

209 Types.
Dies.
Deletes.

Posted by: with all possible dispatch at July 13, 2023 12:20 PM (nakGR)

210 How many times have the cubbies won the World Series?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 12:20 PM (ocj+U)

211 Weird, I cannot copy anyone's post to give them credit. Think my computer is wonky.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 13, 2023 12:20 PM (d2bW3)

212 I'll say this. They are lying sacks of dog shit. What, they didn't dust the baggie for finger prints? Please.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 13, 2023 12:21 PM (CecP5)

213 The real story isn't about quantities, but that one of our drug-addled elites lost his coke at the White House, and the government closed ranks and covered it up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 12:17 PM (t0OGg)
-----

Actually, amount does matter, because, over a certain amount is considered "intent to sell" I believe. Which is a lot more serious charge than a gram or two for recreational purposes.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 13, 2023 12:21 PM (2YtOq)

214 The coke was just left over from the Polk administration, duh.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 13, 2023 12:21 PM (xTRSc)

215 Incompetent, Complicit or Incompetent and Complicit?

ATampersandT Presents: You Make the Call.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 13, 2023 12:21 PM (UutP7)

216 The public may very well be aware of it, but it hasn't touched them in any meaningful way, yet.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2023 12:18 PM (Q4IgG)

Inflation due to government overspending has but my actual wealth by at LEAST 15% (ie, how much I can buy).

Rents are way higher than just 2 years ago....

We are reaching the point where people won't be able to afford to live like they did, and when they wake up and figure out it was all due to Government Action? Stand by.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2023 12:21 PM (oHd/0)

217 211 Weird, I cannot copy anyone's post to give them credit. Think my computer is wonky.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 13, 2023 12:20 PM (d2bW3)

Probably a cache issue. Delete temp internet files, kill the browser and try the page again.

I run into that issue once in a while too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 13, 2023 12:21 PM (xcxpd)

218 by: LinusVanPelt at July 13, 2023 12:19 PM (M23Y7)

206
I wonder how the African-American community will take this news? Not well, I suspect


***********
In broad terms ,that would require someone in the mainstream media actually informing them of the events first. You're getting ahead of yourself

Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at July 13, 2023 12:21 PM (U/npF)

219 This is how revolutions start. Hopefully.

I'm repeating myself, but I don't care-

I was always shocked and appalled at the excesses of the French Revolution. I didn't understand why they went so far.

Now I understand. I still think they went too far, but I understand it now. (Right now, we're only in the "insult" part for most of us. They had many with actual injury in addition to the insult.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 13, 2023 12:21 PM (N1DT3)

220 My first question if I could question the SS:

"You've claimed that the cocaine was found in three different places at various times.

Where was the cocaine actually found?"

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 13, 2023 12:21 PM (2tUFv)

221 "Small" by CNN apologist standards or by normie standards?

Posted by: JM in Florida -- now in IllinoisI at July 13, 2023 12:22 PM (Y05sl)

222
Artificial insemination?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 12:17 PM (ocj+U)



"Swallowing is how babies get in your tummy!"

- - - Kamala at a Kindergarten Class

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

223 I'll explain Ray Epps. The FBI had him on their most wanted list. Then they interviewed him and totally lost interest. There is only one way that happens. The FBI found out Epps is a Confidential Informant for another government agency. Most likely he is a CI for the DHS Investigative Services. NO OTHER WAY EPPS WALKS OUT OF THAT FBI INTERVIEW WITHOUT BEING ARRESTED.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 13, 2023 12:22 PM (CecP5)

224 Welp. Looks like we're going to get another congressional subcommittee.
Roll up the sleeves boys and let 'em have it!

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 13, 2023 12:22 PM (VMFAF)

225 Bluebell, most every government entity is completely corrupted. It's just that they don't care anymore.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 13, 2023 12:22 PM (d2bW3)

226 Hunter should change his name to George Costanza Biden
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 13, 2023

***
Because he's a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 13, 2023 12:17 PM (J2vNu)
=====================
Because his only possible defense is the George Costanza Defense

https://tinyurl.com/48vtrfxz

Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (Uniparty-Utah) at July 13, 2023 12:22 PM (lN8wl)

227 This was a dry run to plant explosives in the West Wing.

If they can't tell who left illegal drugs....

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2023 12:22 PM (3hpq0)

228 The more outrageous the lie, the better for them. Because the goal is to humiliate those who are paying attention.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at July 13, 2023 12:23 PM (WhX4C)

229 How many times have the cubbies won the World Series?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 12:20 PM (ocj+U)



SCREW you, pal......

Posted by: Steve Bartman at July 13, 2023 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)

230 "I wanna get high......Got any parmesan?"

"Fresh out."

-- Cheese Shop Proprietor

Posted by: Oddbob at July 13, 2023 12:23 PM (nfrXX)

231 Trump had The Audacity of Grope produced by Democrats to use and I doubt he or his campaign ever saw it.
Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2023 12:17 PM (MNhXM)


THIS IS WHAT SUPERPACS ARE FOR!!!!!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2023 12:23 PM (xhaym)

232 Ava Gadro was one of the hottest actresses in the Golden Age of Hollywood.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 13, 2023 12:23 PM (xTRSc)

233
What would snorting coke do to Joe's dying brain?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 12:16 PM


I don't know what it would do to his dying brain but it *would* explain his behavior in the debate with Paul Ryan.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 13, 2023 12:23 PM (enJYY)

234 I'm only surprised they couldn't find a suitable republican to frame.

Posted by: totally not a misinfo operator at July 13, 2023 12:23 PM (fKvjx)

235 I was always shocked and appalled at the excesses of the French Revolution. I didn't understand why they went so far.

Now I understand.


yep

me too

(back to knitting)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 13, 2023 12:23 PM (AcWfM)

236 It's only a conspiracy if you know about it.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 12:23 PM (BNncy)

237 219 I was always shocked and appalled at the excesses of the French Revolution. I didn't understand why they went so far.

Now I understand. I still think they went too far, but I understand it now. (Right now, we're only in the "insult" part for most of us. They had many with actual injury in addition to the insult.)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 13, 2023 12:21 PM (N1DT3)

==========

They went too far because they were utopians and proto-Marxists who wished to control every aspect of everyone's lives, which led to massive distrust at the highest levels of the Revolutionary government and killings.

There's a reason Napoleon was able to seize control. He also had the great idea of outlawing fiat money in post-revolutionary France.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

238 A Family Circus standard joke is Billy running all over the neighborhood accomplishing nothing. You know, like the Secret Service.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (FVME7)


A Family Circus secret service would be Billy standing next to a bag of coke with Mommy asking "Whose cocaine is this?" and the "Ida Know" character running away.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 13, 2023 12:24 PM (AW0uW)

239 204 It's amazing to me that the secret service allows themselves to a) be used as pawns and b) be made to look like fools that can't do their jobs.
Posted by: DJ at July 13, 2023 12:19 PM (uosPt)


Like this has a consequence or something.

It doesn't. Being a lackey is a plus.

Posted by: blaster at July 13, 2023 12:24 PM (pwExq)

240 and if you indict the Secret Service, isn't this an indictment of our governmental institutions in general? Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?

Well you can do what you want but we won't sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!

Gentlemen.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 13, 2023 12:24 PM (aD39U)

241 *shocked face*

Posted by: Joey Ssusage at July 13, 2023 12:24 PM (or2+y)

242
No effort is spared to hunt down and arrest everyone who was within a mile of the Capitol on J6.

No effort is made to find out who had cocaine in the White House.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2023 12:24 PM (V53Io)

243 Well, there you go, the true verbal meme. I give you:

Towelie Biden

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2023 12:24 PM (xhaym)

244 Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 13, 2023 12:22 PM (CecP5)

The dog that doesn’t bark. It can be applied to both Epps and the White House cocaine investigation.

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2023 12:25 PM (MNhXM)

245 It doesn't. Being a lackey is a plus.


exactly.

the SS considers their job to be protecting POTUS and his coterie/bag men.

so they have to protect Hunt in this case, it's exactly what they're paid to do.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 13, 2023 12:25 PM (AcWfM)

246 232 Ava Gadro was one of the hottest actresses in the Golden Age of Hollywood.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 13, 2023 12:23 PM (xTRSc)


She had a mole.

Posted by: Gref at July 13, 2023 12:25 PM (AMIL/)

247 If it had been Anthrax do you think they could have tracked that down?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 13, 2023 12:25 PM (CecP5)

248 Bluebell, most every government entity is completely corrupted. It's just that they don't care anymore.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 13, 2023 12:22 PM (d2bW3)
------------

I know, Wyatt, but I still like to think that once in a while we will get the truth. But I knew better than to expect it about this.

Posted by: bluebell at July 13, 2023 12:25 PM (pTb/Z)

249 At least we can put the lid on this one.

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at July 13, 2023 12:25 PM (3wNhr)

250 Yep next little white baggie Hunter brings in will be anthrax

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2023 12:25 PM (YB09P)

251
".... The light is better over here." - Just the punchline

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2023 12:26 PM (V53Io)

252 The Afternoon Arterton doesn't have a visible mole:

https://is.gd/3FYjMb

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

253 Is Kamala Harris really our AI Czar?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 13, 2023 12:07 PM (Gf3mx)

-----------

She publicly explained for her audience that "AI" is two letters.

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2023 12:26 PM (ul9wx)

254 247 If it had been Anthrax do you think they could have tracked that down?


some idiot/innocent thought it WAS something like that! that's why they sounded the alarm

whoops! that person probably got fired

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 13, 2023 12:26 PM (AcWfM)

255 May I suggest the next time you go to an event where you are searched by the Secret Service you ask them how the search for WH coke is going.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 13, 2023 12:26 PM (qxLut)

256 If they can't won't tell who left illegal drugs....

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2023 12:22 PM (3hpq0)

fify

Posted by: BignJames at July 13, 2023 12:26 PM (AwYPR)

257 This is what normal looks like.
---Joe Walsh

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 12:26 PM (ocj+U)

258 You hear that? That 'whirrring' sound?


That's Nancy Reagan spinning in her grave.

Posted by: Steve Bartman at July 13, 2023 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

259 Shyte.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

260 I know, Wyatt, but I still like to think that once in a while we will get the truth. But I knew better than to expect it about this.


they just can't tell the truth b/c then Hunt would be in violation of his probation agreement

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 13, 2023 12:27 PM (AcWfM)

261 COIN now up +10%. This company is amazing in its ability to deliver to stockholders. Trust the market's opinion of good times a coming.

Posted by: Quizno Puddinhead at July 13, 2023 12:27 PM (g/54t)

262 Outrageous!!!! Quit someone get me my angry letter template.
- GOP

Posted by: Montec at July 13, 2023 12:27 PM (Qr9v2)

263 The Secret Service was just turning its life around....had entered community college!

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Don't Kill at July 13, 2023 12:27 PM (0q+t6)

264 Epstein client list ,nope. Supreme court leaker, nope,. Straight answers from the FBI , nope. Fauci arrested for criminally negligent homicide of millions, nope . They are laughing at us.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2023 12:27 PM (PVx3i)

265 This is how you get a real insurrection- which is perhaps what they want as a pretext for what will be their coup of the American government, our government. One cannot maintain two standards of justice, one for the political elite and another for their opposition, and expect to survive. Nor, can anyone expect to openly corrupt elections and maintain civility on the face of open and earnest tyranny. I believe that will be the breaking point. This regime is so desperate they will blatantly and openly overstep. That is the sine qua non of all tyrannies. In order to maintain their control they report to more insidious and authoritarian measures and usurpations. If history tells us anything it is the trajectory and methods they are dispensing will lead towards conflict, borne of their own hands through the corruption of the power we entrusted in them. God help us.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 13, 2023 12:27 PM (51G5w)

266 252 The Afternoon Arterton doesn't have a visible mole:

https://is.gd/3FYjMb
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

She looks like a saggy Jennifer Garner in that pic

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 13, 2023 12:27 PM (xcxpd)

267 Are we sure it WASN'T Parmesan cheese? It was probably left by the Papa John's delivery guy.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at July 13, 2023 12:27 PM (Dgo06)

268 Not surprised at all, but this is one of those stories that I would argue "broke through" and got non-political people looking and talking about Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Blago at July 13, 2023 12:27 PM (bTx6q)

269 7 If it had been Anthrax do you think they could have tracked that down?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president

If it had been an explosive, could they have tracked it down? Why does a place that is public have a camera blind spot?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 13, 2023 12:28 PM (t/2Uw)

270 >>>I know, Wyatt, but I still like to think that once in a while we will get the truth. But I knew better than to expect it about this.

Posted by: bluebell

I don't think that will happen until a GOP president gets into office. And I'm not confident that will ever happen again with all the corruption.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 13, 2023 12:28 PM (d2bW3)

271 It wasn't Major.

He was in Delaware all weekend.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 13, 2023 12:28 PM (krqg6)

272 The secret service can't tell you because it's a SECRET, silly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

273 the SS considers their job to be protecting POTUS and his coterie/bag men.

so they have to protect Hunt in this case, it's exactly what they're paid to do.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 13, 2023 12:25 PM (AcWfM)

Ah, but that Seal was broken by the latest Trump witch hunt. In the records case some of the witnesses against Trump ARE Secret Service Agents.

All norms destroyed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2023 12:28 PM (oHd/0)

274 So anyone can leave say....some poison in a cubby to be opened later? It's that easy?

Posted by: Joey Ssusage at July 13, 2023 12:28 PM (or2+y)

275 Since the Secret Service has just decided that they are too incompetent to find out who brought a bag of white power into the most secure building in the country, it's time to defund them and hand over Presidential security duties to some other agency.

Secret Service obviously can't handle the job any more.

I thing the Department of Agriculture would be an acceptable substitute agency.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 13, 2023 12:28 PM (ou9hh)

276 It's just some dust in a baggie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6CyQftidOw

Posted by: huerfano at July 13, 2023 12:29 PM (7zEAH)

277 Why do we need a three-toed sloth tsar?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 13, 2023 12:29 PM (xTRSc)

278 She publicly explained for her audience that "AI" is two letters.

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2023 12:26 PM (ul9wx)

Letters are important. I need letters. You need letters. Everyone needs letters. Children need letters. Letters.

Letters.

Letters.

Letters that spell. We all need to spell, because spelling is good. Spelling is good. Spelling is good and that's very good. Because being very good is important.

-Kamala

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 12:29 PM (BNncy)

279 This post is irresponsible.

Posted by: KJP at July 13, 2023 12:29 PM (i8ibG)

280 That's it. I am out of comments for the this thread. Off to read the article.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 13, 2023 12:29 PM (qxLut)

281 Odd that the Biden's haven't said that they don't feel secure knowing the the Secret Service failed to prevent someone from bringing a white powder into the White House without being caught. Or that after reviewing security photage they couldn't figure out who brought it in.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 13, 2023 12:29 PM (xT7BI)

282
Small bag of cocaine found. Not many high.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2023 12:29 PM (V53Io)

283 Mollie Hemingway put it this way on Twitter:

The regime is rubbing your face in its two standards of justice.


That is a bald face lie ... you dog faced pony solider. There is only ONE Standard of LAW. The one you peasants have to follow. For Us Bupkiss!
The Ruling Class.

Posted by: Paladin at July 13, 2023 12:29 PM (Qb66T)

284 The Afternoon Arterton doesn't have a visible mole:

https://is.gd/3FYjMb
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 12:26 PM (LvTSG)
-----------------------------
Good golly, Miss Molly. Whoa. She can be my plural wife any time the fancy strikes her.

Posted by: Boneless Pork Rectum (Uniparty-Utah) at July 13, 2023 12:30 PM (7XHpU)

285 Did they ever find who stole all the W keys from the keyboards in the White House?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)

286 Next up to show their ass, is the US Marshalls.

Come on down and get it over.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 13, 2023 12:30 PM (zQVw+)

287 We can't trust journalists to hold Biden's administration accountable, either, because they apparently hate Black people (lol)
White House Threatens to Strip Reporter Simon Ateba of Press Room Credentials Over Repeated Outburst. Ateba has repeatedly wound up in conflict with Jean-Pierre and his fellow journalists because of his outbursts. As Jean-Pierre shunned his questions because of these disruptions, Ateba has claimed that the Biden administration has discriminated against him.

Go to hell Simon you whiny asshole. if you want to be respected as a professional, act like one.

Is he dangerous? Would check him for guns or anything. Sounds like he is on edge. BONUS Lefty jackpot here...scary Black man, potential SWATing AND defund police except for when they prosecute our enemies lol.

can't tell you how gratified I am for the response (thus far) in this thread. (I was really kind of worried .. )

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 13, 2023 12:30 PM (gkbKD)

288 This bespectacled redhead wonders how long we've been ruled over by cokeheads:
https://is.gd/M37TKH

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 12:30 PM (t0OGg)

289 It's amazing to me that the secret service allows themselves to a) be used as pawns and b) be made to look like fools that can't do their jobs.
Posted by: DJ at July 13, 2023 12:19 PM (uosPt)


The ones that are unwilling to be transferred to a similar position in DHS where they will be let go within 180 days for "bad fit" probably losing their pension.

Posted by: Kindltot - Email me at this link for info about the MoMee in Oregon at July 13, 2023 12:30 PM (xhaym)

290 Situations like this always make me think of this question:

"If you don't have any respect for the law, why should we?" 'Because we'll shoot you' is a poor answer, it's just coercion using raw naked force. It'll work, for a time, until it doesn't.

The better answer, the right answer is "We all respect the law, nobody is above the law." Thing is, you have to mean that, live that, and walk that walk even when it's at its most inconvenient and painful. Otherwise...

Well, enjoy the rodeo once things go that way, I guess.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 13, 2023 12:30 PM (nRMeC)

291 A is a letter that is at the beginning of the alphabet just like I am at the beginning of the journey if AI which is made up of two letters being A and I.

Posted by: Montec at July 13, 2023 12:30 PM (Qr9v2)

292 The Afternoon Arterton doesn't have a visible mole:

But she does, IMO, have a hideous outfit and not a great expression. I'm sure she's quite an attractive woman normally, but I never saw her apperance in the James Bond movie.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2023 12:31 PM (Keyt1)

293 Is there anyone who isn't a dedicated MSNDC viewer who doesn't understand or accept that it's Hunter's cocaine bag. Seriously. everybody knows it's Hunter's lost stash. The only thing he can keep track of these days is his bank account and his court dates. He forgets phones, he forgets laptops, he forgets handguns, why shouldn't he forget his party powder?

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2023 12:31 PM (W+kMI)

294 I don't think that will happen until a GOP president gets into office. And I'm not confident that will ever happen again with all the corruption.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 13, 2023 12:28 PM (d2bW3)

The GOP is corrupt.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 12:31 PM (BNncy)

295 I think that Japanese guy had the right idea: Gentlemen, I despise each and every one of you!

Waiting for a Republican Congress critter to say that in a committee meeting on C-SPAN

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 13, 2023 12:31 PM (M23Y7)

296 My theory on Ray Epps is one of the agencies got caught and this is them throwing him under the bus.

Or it could all be kabuki and they promise he'll get some sort of mistrial, he just needs to play along.

I'm 100% convinced though this guys story is bullshit.

if Ray Epps really does view himself the way he says he does (some super Patriot) he should just start telling people he was indeed a government asset and told to do these things. Even if its not true.

Posted by: Blago at July 13, 2023 12:31 PM (bTx6q)

297 How are they going to spin Hunter's inevitable overdose? "Exhaustion"? I hope that degenerate fuck drops right in front of the Lincoln Memorial wearing a silk komono and leather underpants/

Posted by: UGAdawg at July 13, 2023 12:31 PM (tRd71)

298 So...

When will Joey bring private security since the USSS apparently can't do its job? Will they have Hugo Boss uniforms?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2023 12:31 PM (YB09P)

299 No one above the law,
DRUG TEST EVERYONE OF THEM, including and especially the POTATO.

Posted by: BlondieBulie at July 13, 2023 12:31 PM (q+hVn)

300 Related, I saw a bunch of conservative headlines online today about how Republicans had "destroyed" Wray during his testimony yesterday.

No. They. Didn't. Sure, there was some good one-liners but that's it. Wray is still drawing a paycheck, he's still in his job with no repercussions, he still uses the FBI jet to ferry him to his Summer home at Saranac Lake, against agency rules, He is smug and secure in the knowledge that he will be protected as long as he does what he is ordered. This is just more of the same.

Posted by: Cheri at July 13, 2023 12:31 PM (oiNtH)

301 Man, I just checked and I have an unopened jar of parmesan in the cupboard. I also found a couple of those little McDonald's swizzle sticks with the tiny spoon. Anybody want a bump?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 13, 2023 12:31 PM (rLD7a)

302

Happy to see the books closed on this one.

Just like the visitor's log for pedo island that the judge ordered disclosed.

Posted by: Auspex at July 13, 2023 12:31 PM (j4U/Z)

303
Go to hell Simon you whiny asshole. if you want to be respected as a professional, act like one.



LOL! Now do Jm J Acosta.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

304 Unmotherfuckinbelievable...

This is the same organization that is 'protecting' PDTS. Just let that sink in.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 13, 2023 12:32 PM (YRsIm)

305 It's amazing to me that the secret service allows themselves to a) be used as pawns and b) be made to look like fools that can't do their jobs.
Posted by: DJ at July 13, 2023 12:19 PM (uosPt)

It's starts with, "Nice pension ya got there........"

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 13, 2023 12:32 PM (BdMk6)

306 Is there not even one person person in the justice system with a troubled conscience? Not one?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 12:32 PM (ocj+U)

307 288 This bespectacled redhead wonders how long we've been ruled over by cokeheads:
https://is.gd/M37TKH
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 12:30 PM (t0OGg)

Ewww... Dirty Librarian Look... FOR THE WIN!!!

I'll be in my bunk...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2023 12:32 PM (oHd/0)

308 Posted by: Marcus T at July 13, 2023 12:27 PM (51G5w)

The Missouri Compromise was in 1820. Took another 40 years and additional events before the Civil War. Admittedly I don’t know where we are on that type of timeline . I’m just guessing 2/3rds of the way.

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2023 12:32 PM (MNhXM)

309 >>Trust the market's opinion of good times a coming.


Yeah. Go with that.

Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2023 12:32 PM (qESX+)

310 The number of entities in a one-mole sample equals the Avogadro number, a dimensionless quantity. Historically, Avogadro's number approximates the number of nucleons (protons or neutrons) in one gram of ordinary matter.]
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2023 12:20 PM


This is precisely the type of comment that enhances everyone's Smart Military Blog experience! Well done!

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 13, 2023 12:32 PM (a3Q+t)

311 Posted by: Cheri at July 13, 2023 12:31 PM (oiNtH)

But Cheri.. They can fund raise on it

Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2023 12:32 PM (bs+z0)

312
When will Joey bring private security since the USSS apparently can't do its job? Will they have Hugo Boss uniforms?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2023 12:31 PM (YB09P)

___________

Leibstandarte SS Josef Biden

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 13, 2023 12:33 PM (V53Io)

313 Ewww... Dirty Librarian Look... FOR THE WIN!!!

I'll be in my bunk...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13,

Meet her in the stacks.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 12:33 PM (ocj+U)

314 Ah, but that Seal was broken by the latest Trump witch hunt. In the records case some of the witnesses against Trump ARE Secret Service Agents.

All norms destroyed.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2023 12:28 PM (oHd/0)
++++
The "seal" hasn't been broken. Trump is unclean. He's "other." He's not of the body. Nothing that applies to Trump applies to anyone who *is* of the body.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 12:33 PM (t0OGg)

315 Hell, why did we go to the trouble of shooting JFK. Gees, this would have been so much essier.

Posted by: CIA at July 13, 2023 12:33 PM (or2+y)

316 Letters are important. I need letters. You need letters. Everyone needs letters. Children need letters. Letters.

Letters.

Letters.

Letters that spell. We all need to spell, because spelling is good. Spelling is good. Spelling is good and that's very good. Because being very good is important.

-Kamala
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023


***
** Laughing with contempt **

Posted by: Chinese, Russians, et al. at July 13, 2023 12:33 PM (J2vNu)

317 306 Is there not even one person person in the justice system with a troubled conscience? Not one?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 12:32 PM (ocj+U)

They have been destroying all the Whistleblowers... even bringing them up on legal charges. Look at Yun... he is now indicted for being an agent of a foreign power, when he was a fucking SPY in the first place.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2023 12:33 PM (oHd/0)

318 So crack comes in parmesan? How about cheddar? Gouda? Pizza flavored? Asking for a friend

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2023 12:34 PM (PVx3i)

319 >>> The ones that are unwilling to be transferred to a similar position in DHS where they will be let go within 180 days for "bad fit" probably losing their pension.

Posted by: Kindltot - Email me at this link for info about the MoMee in Oregon at July 13, 2023 12:30 PM (xhaym)

I get it's not easy to do this but I actually did. I quit a job (not gov't) due to a corrupt environment, and it is disappointing that the entire administration top to bottom is completely either brainwashed, have no integrity or agree with the loss of the justice system.

Posted by: DJ at July 13, 2023 12:34 PM (uosPt)

320 The SS theme song.


https://youtu.be/5b2w_nJLuvw

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

321 ... Go to hell Simon you whiny asshole. if you want to be respected as a professional, act like one. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 13, 2023 12:30 PM (gkbKD)
++++
I wonder if he had similar criticisms for Jim Acosta. I kinda doubt it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)

322 310 The number of entities in a one-mole sample equals the Avogadro number, a dimensionless quantity. Historically, Avogadro's number approximates the number of nucleons (protons or neutrons) in one gram of ordinary matter.]
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2023 12:20 PM

This is precisely the type of comment that enhances everyone's Smart Military Blog experience! Well done!
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 13, 2023 12:32 PM (a3Q+t)

Shut up Wesley!

Posted by: Riker at July 13, 2023 12:35 PM (oHd/0)

323 170 They aren't secret security guards, they're secret security monitors, they only alert someone if cocaine is found.
Posted by: old chick at July 13, 2023 12:16 PM

They protect the entire presidential family from scandal by shaking down the gun store owner with records on Hunter's illegal gun purchase, and the computer repair shop owner with Hunter's computer. They're more like a cross between the Praetorian guard and the mob.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 13, 2023 12:35 PM (gkbKD)

324
No one above the law,
DRUG TEST EVERYONE OF THEM, including and especially the POTATO.

Posted by: BlondieBulie at July 13, 2023 12:31 PM


Fourth Amendment unreasonable search to drug test everyone. You can however drug test someone who you have a reasonable suspicion is using. Like Hunter Biden.

So that won't happen.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 13, 2023 12:35 PM (enJYY)

325 318 Don't bother. Just tried a snort and it needed some garlic powder.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 13, 2023 12:35 PM (rLD7a)

326 We can't trust journalists to hold Biden's administration accountable, either, because they apparently hate Black people (lol)
White House Threatens to Strip Reporter Simon Ateba of Press Room Credentials Over Repeated Outburst. Ateba has repeatedly wound up in conflict with Jean-Pierre and his fellow journalists because of his outbursts. As Jean-Pierre shunned his questions because of these disruptions, Ateba has claimed that the Biden administration has discriminated against him.

Go to hell Simon you whiny asshole. if you want to be respected as a professional, act like one.


One wonders how many of these people condemning Ateba were cheering on Jim Acosta. Not really. All of them were.

But didn't that little contretemps establish the principle that a reported can do anything and still has a right to be in the Press Room?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2023 12:35 PM (eOEVl)

327 300 Related, I saw a bunch of conservative headlines online today about how Republicans had "destroyed" Wray during his testimony yesterday.

No. They. Didn't.
—-

Yep. And even if they destroyed him, so what? Nobody pays attention to that stuff outside the political nerd community. But this is how gop operates. They “destroy” people at a cspan hearing and are done with the issue.

Posted by: Montec at July 13, 2023 12:35 PM (Qr9v2)

328 This bespectacled redhead wonders how long we've been ruled over by cokeheads:
https://is.gd/M37TKH
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023
*
Ewww... Dirty Librarian Look... FOR THE WIN!!!

I'll be in my bunk...
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2023


***
If even a few of the girls in the department had looked like that, I'd have gone into Library Science. . . .

Posted by: Chinese, Russians, et al. at July 13, 2023 12:35 PM (J2vNu)

329 The Secret Service had a black mark on its management a few years back. Then there were the hookers in South America. Now this. Will we have another Matthias Rust make a landing on the front lawn?

Posted by: JM in Florida -- now in IllinoisI at July 13, 2023 12:35 PM (uOGSL)

330 May I suggest the next time you go to an event where you are searched by the Secret Service you ask them how the search for WH coke is going.
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 13, 2023 12:26 PM (qxLut)


It is better than asking, "shouldn't you be looking for who photocopied twenties in Steamboat Springs Colorado?"

They love that.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2023 12:36 PM (xhaym)

331 This bespectacled redhead wonders how long we've been ruled over by cokeheads:

There is a common thread between her, Gemma Arterton, and Lily James. All three have a protruding top lip which I find irresistible.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2023 12:36 PM (eOEVl)

332 I wonder if he had similar criticisms for Jim Acosta. I kinda doubt it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 12:34 PM

He spoke truth to power again a tyrannical administration that stolen the election!!!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 13, 2023 12:36 PM (gkbKD)

333 “Yo soy un avogadro bueno.”

— Pasty shyster lawyer on late-night Univision.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 13, 2023 12:36 PM (xTRSc)

334 This is how you make Ruby Ridges happen.......By giving everyone the sure knowledge that those not in the political in circle will get railroaded (J6) everyone in the political in circle get's let off the hook for *anything* but disloyalty.


AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at July 13, 2023 12:36 PM (AmpGx)

335 May I suggest the next time you go to an event where you are searched by the Secret Service you ask them how the search for WH coke is going.
Posted by: Lost In Space at July 13, 2023 12:26 PM (qxLut)



If they actually find coke on you, you can safely say "at least I know you won't say it's mine."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

336 Matthias Rust?

A guy kamikaze'd a Cessna into the White House during Slick Willy's time.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2023 12:37 PM (YB09P)

337 This beautiful redhead looking forward to fall anddressed in modest attire doesn't need to wear a push up bra and have taped together breasts in order to have a conservative opinion on politics:

https://tinyurl.com/yckzfub7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2023 12:37 PM (Keyt1)

338 Hey, a simple blood test *really smart men*, a simple blood test. The syringe would melt taking Hunter's blood.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 13, 2023 12:37 PM (uQPen)

339 Ewww... Dirty Librarian Look... FOR THE WIN!!!

It's sexy when they let their hair down but not so much when they take off their glasses and walk into a wall.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 12:38 PM (ocj+U)

340 If the SS cannot, for real, reduce the list of suspects to fewer than hundreds, SS West Wing security is non-existent.

Will anyone be fired or even given a stern lecture because of this total security failure? Will SS change its West Wing security plan to prevent this security failure from now on?

If the Junta's answers are no, or we can't reveal this for personnel privacy and/or security reasons, that will really be the "f--- you" to the plebs.

Posted by: Gref at July 13, 2023 12:38 PM (AMIL/)

341 So should we now on, if there's a lack a video evidence for a felony crime, should we throw up our hands and call it a day. That's the extent of our investigation powers? Lol

Posted by: Marcus T at July 13, 2023 12:38 PM (51G5w)

342 This beautiful redhead looking forward to fall anddressed in modest attire doesn't need to wear a push up bra and have taped together breasts in order to have a conservative opinion on politics:

She has a sadly underdeveloped top lip.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2023 12:38 PM (eOEVl)

343 It's just one standard.

And that standard is - they do what they want, you do what they tell you.

Slavery isn't a double standard. It is just master and slave.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 12:38 PM (BNncy)

344 This beautiful redhead looking forward to fall anddressed in modest attire doesn't need to wear a push up bra and have taped together breasts in order to have a conservative opinion on politics:

https://tinyurl.com/yckzfub7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2023 12:37 PM (Keyt1)
++++
Well she doesn't *need* it - but it couldn't hurt!

And yeah. She's pretty.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 12:38 PM (t0OGg)

345 No one is surprised by this, right? Even I, one of the most hopeful people on this blog, knew this was coming.

A bluebell sighting is always a treat. Hope you and yours are well.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 13, 2023 12:38 PM (Xrfse)

346 I wonder what Dan Bongino is saying about this?

Posted by: JM in Florida -- now in IllinoisI at July 13, 2023 12:39 PM (+ui5a)

347 Fourth Amendment unreasonable search to drug test everyone. You can however drug test someone who you have a reasonable suspicion is using. Like Hunter Biden.

So that won't happen.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 13, 2023 12:35 PM (enJYY)

Yeah? Tell that to the US Military, who has been having 'random' piss tests since... oh... shit.. 81? (sorry, memory is hazey on when that first piss test was... we were on our way back from a Med cruise, and everyone was still pretty high).

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2023 12:39 PM (oHd/0)

348 Maybe they should check with investigators over at the Supreme Court who found the leaker.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2023 12:39 PM (pVWRI)

349
https://tinyurl.com/yckzfub7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2023 12:37 PM (Keyt1)



That bag is full of souls.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

350 Can we have some guidance as to the maximum amount of coke which can be brought into the WH and avoid detection?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2023 12:39 PM (1MDmS)

351 I'm surprised the junta and Secret Service didn't just pick some White House staffer who's unknown and said; "look here, Todd... you're going to take the rap for this cocaine thing, ok. Here's a fat stipend to get you by. You'll probably never work in this town again, but you won't face any prison time either."

And nobody would have given a shit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2023 12:39 PM (Q4IgG)

352 It's sexy when they let their hair down but not so much when they take off their glasses and walk into a wall.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 12:38 PM (ocj+U)
++++
But on the plus side, she's less likely to recoil in horror or laugh uproariously after she takes off the glasses...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 12:39 PM (t0OGg)

353 On the bright side, the SS did finally find the Rose Law Firm billing records.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 13, 2023 12:39 PM (xTRSc)

354 In some ways I think it's worse than slavery, because slaveholders presumably had to abide by existing laws. Our masters do not.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 12:39 PM (BNncy)

355 >>This beautiful redhead looking forward to fall anddressed in modest attire doesn't need to wear a push up bra and have taped together breasts in order to have a conservative opinion on politics:


I bet she loves it in the squeakhole.

Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2023 12:39 PM (qESX+)

356 Posted by: Cheri at July 13, 2023 12:31 PM (oiNtH)

But Cheri.. They can fund raise on it
Posted by: It's me donna


Exactly! We will hear R Congressmen who will boast that they were tough and brutal to Wray and are defending conservative principles and our way of life. Bullshit. So the question they need to be asked - "So what became of that investigation? What was the outcome?".

Posted by: Cheri at July 13, 2023 12:39 PM (oiNtH)

357 Fourth Amendment unreasonable search to drug test everyone. You can however drug test someone who you have a reasonable suspicion is using. Like Hunter Biden.

So that won't happen.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 13, 2023 12:35 PM (enJYY)

It can be a requirement of your employment but since Hunter is not an employee they would need a warrant.

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2023 12:40 PM (MNhXM)

358 “Yo soy un avogadro bueno.”

— Pasty shyster lawyer on late-night Univision.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 13, 2023


***
Reminds me, I need to pick up some avogadros to make guacamole.

Posted by: Chinese, Russians, et al. at July 13, 2023 12:40 PM (J2vNu)

359 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2023 12:37 PM (Keyt1)

Counterbalance failure....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 13, 2023 12:40 PM (YRsIm)

360

327 300 Related, I saw a bunch of conservative headlines online today about how Republicans had "destroyed" Wray during his testimony yesterday.

A gay softball tournament on a lavender field with Dylan Mulvany doing the play by play.

Posted by: Auspex at July 13, 2023 12:40 PM (j4U/Z)

361 White House Threatens to Strip Reporter Simon Ateba of Press Room Credentials Over Repeated Outburs

I feel so bad for Jim Acosta, too. Oh, wait . . .

Posted by: Kindltot - Email me at this link for info about the MoMee in Oregon at July 13, 2023 12:41 PM (xhaym)

362 I'll give the Secret Service a pass if they couldn't lift a print off the bag. When I switched my PA CCW to an AR CHCL, I had to get fingerprinted. The corporal at the State Police Barracks had to roll my prints more than a few times to get good ones, almost sending me to the cops to see if their AFIS would take. Still, in the most secure, heavily monitored building on the planet, no excuse for this not being a wrap in hours.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 13, 2023 12:41 PM (rLD7a)

363 It's sexy when they let their hair down but not so much when they take off their glasses and walk into a wall.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 12:38 PM (ocj+U)

Actually that can be very sexy. Brings them down to earth, makes you think you have a chance. Especially if you have basic medical training.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 12:41 PM (BNncy)

364
Why does a place that is public have a camera blind spot?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 13, 2023 12:28 PM (t/2Uw)


To ask the question is to answer it.

Posted by: Gref at July 13, 2023 12:41 PM (AMIL/)

365 160 120 Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 13, 2023 12:09 PM (eYoxG)

That is the norm, but the US Revolution was an outlier.

Hopefully will be again.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (oHd/0)

The US revolution was for the most part not lead by peasants(in the sense of yeomen farmers) but by the people running local governments, businesses, and institutions. Ordinary people must make up the main body of the forces in either case, but it is the presence or absence of significant elite leadership that tends to make a big difference.
=======
Aye, there's the rub. Our leadership is missing, and so everyone sits around and stews in frustration while the would-be lords and masters act like nothing else matters. We need some patriot leaders, stat!

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2023 12:41 PM (W+kMI)

366 /old sock

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 13, 2023 12:41 PM (AiZBA)

367 No. Rust landed his Cessna in Moscow's Red Square

Posted by: JM in Florida -- now in IllinoisI at July 13, 2023 12:41 PM (60uoH)

368 Yeah? Tell that to the US Military, who has been having 'random' piss tests since... oh... shit.. 81?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2023 12:39 PM (oHd/0)

Heh. Husband pissed someone off and got voluntold to be the one to watch people pee to make sure they weren't using someone else's pee for the test.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 13, 2023 12:41 PM (DRSnL)

369 Has anyone ever considered Hunter is trying to save America by purposefully bringing down this crime syndicate?

Posted by: Fisht at July 13, 2023 12:42 PM (ZRarh)

370 "THIS, is white privilege."

Reference to the color of the cocaine?

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at July 13, 2023 12:42 PM (zSyrn)

371 Tell that to the US Military, who has been having 'random' piss tests since... oh... shit.. 81? (sorry, memory is hazey on when that first piss test was... we were on our way back from a Med cruise, and everyone was still pretty high).
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2023 12:39 PM (oHd/0)

Hey while we are on that topic, after I am out in 79 days, how long will it take me to get over holding it in, in the AM till after the Golden Flow list comes out? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2023 12:42 PM (pVWRI)

372 Why does a place that is public have a camera blind spot?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 13, 2023 12:28 PM (t/2Uw)



I'd really like to know the answer to that question.

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein at July 13, 2023 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

373 Does squeakhole = bonus hole?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 13, 2023 12:42 PM (xTRSc)

374 305
It's starts with, "Nice pension ya got there........"


A variation on the 10% and "same as in town" themes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (iPhone version) at July 13, 2023 12:42 PM (whNVs)

375 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2023 12:37 PM (Keyt1)

You know those are F me boots she’s wearing right?

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2023 12:42 PM (MNhXM)

376 >The "seal" hasn't been broken. Trump is unclean. He's "other." He's not of the body. Nothing that applies to Trump applies to anyone who *is* of the body.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 12:33 PM (t0OGg)

This is exactly right. Both wings of the Omniparty agree on this. They're going to act like all of their precious norms were never violated.

Most likely they won't have to bring these weapons to bear against another POTUS in the future, until the music actually stops.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at July 13, 2023 12:42 PM (WhX4C)

377 I bet she loves it in the squeakhole.

Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2023 12:39 PM (qESX+)

I bet only one of her holes squeaks.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 12:42 PM (BNncy)

378 Does squeakhole = bonus hole?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 13, 2023 12:42 PM (xTRSc)



Fart clam.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)

379 354 In some ways I think it's worse than slavery, because slaveholders presumably had to abide by existing laws. Our masters do not.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 12:39 PM (BNncy)

Practically speaking I don't think there's too much oversight and enforcement in the 19th century.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 13, 2023 12:42 PM (eYoxG)

380 Reminds me, I need to pick up some avogadros to make guacamole.
Posted by: Chinese, Russians, et al. at July 13, 2023 12:40 PM (J2vNu)


Hmmm. 6.02 * 10^23. That's a lot of avogadros.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 13, 2023 12:43 PM (AiZBA)

381 351 I'm surprised the junta and Secret Service didn't just pick some White House staffer who's unknown and said; "look here, Todd... you're going to take the rap for this cocaine thing, ok. Here's a fat stipend to get you by. You'll probably never work in this town again, but you won't face any prison time either."

And nobody would have given a shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2023 12:39 PM

Why go through all that work when nobody gives a shit WITHOUT the theater?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 13, 2023 12:43 PM (gkbKD)

382
Seriously, though. I kind of love the Bidens. It doesn't make a difference who's in the WH, so it might as well be the most ridiculous people the regime can put there.

What are we going to get in Season 3 of American Degringolade? Some dishwater dull Republican gimp? Gavin Newsom? Gretchen Whitmer?

No matter who it is, it will suck compared to the Biden show. Boring. No laughs. Sad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2023 12:43 PM (oINRc)

383 Good thing it wasn't anthrax, I guess.

Posted by: frode at July 13, 2023 12:43 PM (2KID7)

384 investigation into the small bag of cocaine found at the White House

what if it had been an investigation into the small bag of anthrax found at the White House ?

.. or caffeine or fentanyl, or cyanide or paraquat or strychnine

Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2023 12:43 PM (RHGPo)

385 How much blow you figure Hunter's gotten out of federal evidence lockers?

Only the good stuff...Fine Peruvian Flake.

Posted by: Paladin at July 13, 2023 12:44 PM (Qb66T)

386 pretty cool

never a conclusion

but we guess, conspiracy

Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2023 12:44 PM (us2H3)

387 Has the media come up with a stupid and bizarrely convoluted explanation for why the coke was dropped by Trump?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 12:45 PM (ocj+U)

388 Seriously, though. I kind of love the Bidens. It doesn't make a difference who's in the WH, so it might as well be the most ridiculous people the regime can put there.

What are we going to get in Season 3 of American Degringolade? Some dishwater dull Republican gimp? Gavin Newsom? Gretchen Whitmer?

No matter who it is, it will suck compared to the Biden show. Boring. No laughs. Sad.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2023 12:43 PM (oINRc)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 12:45 PM (t0OGg)

389 378 Does squeakhole = bonus hole?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 13, 2023 12:42 PM (xTRSc)


Fart clam.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 12:42 PM

Go on...

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at July 13, 2023 12:45 PM (gkbKD)

390 275 Since the Secret Service has just decided that they are too incompetent to find out who brought a bag of white power into the most secure building in the country, it's time to defund them and hand over Presidential security duties to some other agency.
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It was Trump!!!! See?!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 13, 2023 12:45 PM (krqg6)

391 371 Tell that to the US Military, who has been having 'random' piss tests since... oh... shit.. 81? (sorry, memory is hazey on when that first piss test was... we were on our way back from a Med cruise, and everyone was still pretty high).
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2023 12:39 PM (oHd/0)

Hey while we are on that topic, after I am out in 79 days, how long will it take me to get over holding it in, in the AM till after the Golden Flow list comes out? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2023 12:42 PM (pVWRI)

They actually had to give our crew a 'pass' on that test... with a stern warning. If they had followed the plan and busted everyone who popped positive? over half the crew would have been gone, Officers included.

Literally would not have been able to get the Ship underway.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2023 12:45 PM (oHd/0)

392 I don't find it hard to believe Hunter is the smartest person Joe knows.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - bible lawyer at July 13, 2023 12:45 PM (ppBhU)

393 Has anyone ever considered Hunter is trying to save America by purposefully bringing down this crime syndicate?

Posted by: Fisht at July 13, 2023 12:42 PM (ZRarh)

If he saves the day it will be purely accidental. He's Ernest.

Ernest Becomes the Bagman

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 12:46 PM (BNncy)

394 blackmail is a helluva drug

Posted by: REDACTED at July 13, 2023 12:46 PM (us2H3)

395 Gretchen Whitmer has that natural look that you would expect from Madame Tussauds' wax museum

Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2023 12:46 PM (RHGPo)

396 371 Second trip to Vietnam for 90 days that ended up being 9 months was in 1972 and piss tests were being conducted. I was available and rode shotgun from Bien Hoa to Third Field in Saigon. Nothing like the chance of getting shot defending a bunch of vials of urine.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 13, 2023 12:46 PM (rLD7a)

397 I read the Big Sleep recently so decided I should watch the movie which I had never seen.
What an incredible disappointment.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 13, 2023 12:46 PM (t/2Uw)

398 but i dare you to try and get into the white house tour with an aspirin in your pocket.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 13, 2023 12:47 PM (B1FKF)

399
Someone smelled what they thought to be marijuana in my wife's place of employment. So they ordered everyone to get a drug test. EVERY SINGLE EMPLOYEE RIGHT NOW at 10 o'clock at night. About 100 employees. Many of them A-A women whose shift had ended and they needed to catch a bus at a certain time or not get home that night.

I've never been more pissed off in my entire life. The director of the facility was fired within three months. I told my wife to walk out, which she did.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 13, 2023 12:47 PM (enJYY)

400 WAIT!!!!

Does anyone know the whereabouts of the Biden Whistleblower? He's like... a spy ... Man...

Let's say HE dropped the coke!

Posted by: White House Stratergery Session at July 13, 2023 12:47 PM (oHd/0)

401 Anyone see my U-235 isotope? Check the WH cubbies.

Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2023 12:48 PM (gmo/4)

402 > I'll explain Ray Epps. The FBI had him on their most wanted list. Then they interviewed him and totally lost interest. There is only one way that happens. The FBI found out Epps is a Confidential Informant for another government agency. Most likely he is a CI for the DHS Investigative Services. NO OTHER WAY EPPS WALKS OUT OF THAT FBI INTERVIEW WITHOUT BEING ARRESTED.

I believe this too. Epps very specifically denied working with or for the FBI, but there are so many other law enforcement agencies. FBI wanted to charge him, then they found out he was working for some other agency.

They can't admit Epps was a government agent because everyone can see him inciting. To admit he's theirs is to admit Jan 6 was orchestrated. But they also can't charge him because he's one of theirs.

So they're trying the third way of waving their hands our faces, telling us Epps is not the man we're looking for.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 13, 2023 12:48 PM (R38qh)

403 The second source said that the leading theory remains that it was left by one of the hundreds of visitors who entered the West Wing that weekend for tours and were asked to leave their phones inside those cubbies.

And everyone of the crackhead visitors who came by afterwards saw the smol bag of cocaine and left it there like it was something as worthless as a stack of Krugerrands.

The cubbies where the small bag of cocaine was found is a blind spot for surveillance cameras, according to a source familiar with the investigation.

Ah, the plot thickens, the visitor was so canny and clever to leave some dope at the WH, that they had detailed knowledge of camera angles and blind spots.

Clearly, the perp is QAnon.

Where is my reward money?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 13, 2023 12:48 PM (p8A+W)

404 So Ray Epps is contending that he was a proud Trump supporter- who immediately turned coat and helped the feds imprison hundreds without charge to save his own skin?

So, regime plant or enthusiastic turncoat. You can pick one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 12:48 PM (zZu0s)

405 Don't think this strategy of pissing away the consent of the governed is a good one, especially not in defense of a cokehead and his treasonous kid-sniffing grifter father.

Posted by: acethepug at July 13, 2023 12:48 PM (XOnAI)

406 If you're going to put cheese in your crackpipe, don't settle for parmesan. Get the 5 cheese blend.

Posted by: Cheesemonger Mario at July 13, 2023 12:48 PM (T0tUU)

407 Literally would not have been able to get the Ship underway.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2023 12:45 PM (oHd/0)

To be honest that’s scary and disappointing.

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2023 12:48 PM (MNhXM)

408 They still haven't done a GPS search of cell phones active during the taped bomber planting bombs at the RNC and DNC buildings on J6.
Posted by: Quizno Puddinhead at July 13, 2023 12:12 PM (g/54t)

I still think the one for the RNC was probably real and the DNC one was a dummy meant to "prove" both parties were in danger. I mean, what's the point if a Reichstag fire with *no* fire after all?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 13, 2023 12:48 PM (nC+QA)

409 What, no fingerprints or DNA?

Yeah, right.

No Idea at all.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 13, 2023 12:48 PM (/zsGh)

410 I was always impressed by the convoy scene in "The Boys in Company 'C'" when they discover that they are fighting and dying for truck loads of Wicker chairs

Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2023 12:48 PM (RHGPo)

411 They'd love for us to "start a revolution." In fact, they want that so much that they claim we've started a revolution when we haven't done anything.

The only way to bring the federal government under some semblance of control is widespread tax revolt. I have no idea how something like that might be accomplished.

But any other approach is just playing into their hands.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 13, 2023 12:48 PM (sWM8x)

412 How many people walked by and did not notice, or did not report .. the cocaine baggie?

and was it a small bag, like only an ounce or two?

Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2023 12:49 PM (Cus5s)

413 Gouda smokes nicely. Shoulda gone with gouda.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - bible lawyer at July 13, 2023 12:49 PM (ppBhU)

414 Water is 18g/mol.

So 18 mL of water contains one mole, or 6 followed by 23 zeroes, of water molecules. Standard temperature and pressure, of course.

~10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 molecules. In a smallish gulp of water.

I guess if you figure a single molecule is about a cubic nanometer, an mL or cubic centimeter is 10^(7*3) cubic nanometers, or 10^21 if they're just stacked up simple cubic like. Which is close enough for a simple sanity check. So yeah. Crazy stuff.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 12:49 PM (9UlRk)

415 Someone should leave an Anthrax Anthology CD in one of those cubbies, and see if anyone in security there gets the joke.

Posted by: Roy at July 13, 2023 12:49 PM (CdHXp)

416 and have taped together breasts
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2023 12:37 PM


How are breasts taped together, double-sided tape? Is left-behind adhesive residue an issue?

Asking for the 'rons.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2023 12:49 PM (a3Q+t)

417 397 I read the Big Sleep recently so decided I should watch the movie which I had never seen.
What an incredible disappointment.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 13, 2023 12:46 PM (t/2Uw)

/////

Love Chandler's writing. The movies, not so much
.

Posted by: JM in Florida -- now in IllinoisI at July 13, 2023 12:50 PM (60uoH)

418 392 I don't find it hard to believe Hunter is the smartest person Joe knows.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - bible lawyer at July 13, 2023 12:45 PM (ppBhU)

This is surely helped considerably by the fact that Joe’s dementia at this point means he probably knows about 12 people any more anyway.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 13, 2023 12:50 PM (fKIdX)

419 This bespectacled redhead wonders how long we've been ruled over by cokeheads:
https://is.gd/M37TKH
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023

No sag there, that's a rack of power

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 13, 2023 12:50 PM (xcxpd)

420 I read the Big Sleep recently so decided I should watch the movie which I had never seen.
What an incredible disappointment.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 13, 2023


***
How come? Yeah, H'wood had to clean up some things, like the Sternwood girl couldn't be naked, and they had to put in a "romance" between Bogart and Bacall. Still, I thought Leigh Brackett's script did pretty well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 13, 2023 12:50 PM (J2vNu)

421 All we can say with the utmost certainty is that the ever so small bag of cocaine does not belong to Hunter Biden. We don't know who it belongs to but to reiterate, it is an ever so small bag of cocaine and it does not belong to Hunter Biden.

Thank you for your patience.

Posted by: Your FBI at July 13, 2023 12:50 PM (XeHMZ)

422 Fen, thank you for that beautiful redhead. She has that nice coed look.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 13, 2023 12:51 PM (xTRSc)

423 392 I don't find it hard to believe Hunter is the smartest person Joe knows.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - bible lawyer at July 13, 2023 12:45 PM

That's a tough call...has he formally met Democrat Superstar Senator John Fetterman yet?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 13, 2023 12:51 PM (gkbKD)

424 If it had been anthrax or some other deadly substance it would likely result in some draconian security measures for all of the capitol city. The unencrypted radio transmission from EMS that was captured and let everyone know there was cocaine at the White House? Yea, now every agency in the city with a radio is now encrypted.

Even the garbage men.

So you can bet the "security apparatus" in DC would have gone into overdrive with fencing, razor wire, metal detectors and all the other shit that goes along with a major overreaction.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2023 12:51 PM (Q4IgG)

425 The White House surveillance cameras have blind spots? Are they planning to film an Oceans 11 type movie there?

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2023 12:51 PM (MNhXM)

426
I'm pulling for the dark horse in this race. I want Kamala. She's no Biden. But she is super fucking dumb, and that's good for some laughs. And her stepdaughter is no Hunty, but she's annoying and butt-ugly, so that's always fun.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2023 12:51 PM (oINRc)

427 Gouda smokes nicely.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - bible lawyer at July 13, 2023 12:49 PM


Isn't it hard to light? I would imagine the its draw isn't as good as Swiss.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 13, 2023 12:51 PM (a3Q+t)

428 Practically speaking I don't think there's too much oversight and enforcement in the 19th century.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 13, 2023 12:42 PM (eYoxG)

There were laws and jail though, non?

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 12:51 PM (BNncy)

429 Clearly it was left by ten he same guy who left the pipe bombs at the DNC and RNC headquarters.

Sneaky bastard.

Posted by: Voyager at July 13, 2023 12:52 PM (+OZBZ)

430 They still haven't done a GPS search of cell phones active during the taped bomber planting bombs at the RNC and DNC buildings on J6.

Because when I want to go ahead and plant bombs and make sure I don't get caught, I always bring my personal tracking device which high resolution tracking data are available to anyone who asks.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 13, 2023 12:52 PM (p8A+W)

431
But any other approach is just playing into their hands.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 13, 2023 12:48 PM (sWM8x)

I fear that that equates to doing nothing.

You cannot be so afraid of the enemy that you completely surrender all initiative as they seek to try to fuck and neuter your children. What the right tack to take is? I have no fucking idea. Every choice is a bad one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 12:52 PM (zZu0s)

432 Hey, that parmesan bump I took up above is kicking in and good news, I found a box of rotini and a jar of Ragu in the cupboard.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 13, 2023 12:52 PM (rLD7a)

433 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2023 12:51 PM (oINRc)

You really are in the LIB camp.

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2023 12:52 PM (MNhXM)

434 What I want to know is if it was that cardboard tasting pre grated Parmesan or if he splurged and got a block of Parmesano Reggiano.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 13, 2023 12:52 PM (fKIdX)

435 Posted by: bonhomme at July 13, 2023 12:48 PM (R38qh)

Yeah, Eps coming out of the woodwork and now going public, after 2 years, means the fix is in.

Deal has been made... Fox will settle the Lawsuit saying they were wrong in the Public's eye... so Eps cannot be used as a campaign issue. Fox will just settle, and not do any discovery.

Fox will then be given Yuge access to Administration personnel for interviews.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2023 12:52 PM (oHd/0)

436 Every choice is a bad one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 12:52 PM (zZu0s)

You live your life until someone physically tries to stop you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 12:53 PM (9UlRk)

437 419 This bespectacled redhead wonders how long we've been ruled over by cokeheads:
https://is.gd/M37TKH
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023

No sag there, that's a rack of power
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 13, 2023 12:50 PM (xcxpd)

Or, hard rack. Or a good bra.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 12:53 PM (zZu0s)

438 308 Posted by: Marcus T at July 13, 2023 12:27 PM (51G5w)

The Missouri Compromise was in 1820. Took another 40 years and additional events before the Civil War. Admittedly I don’t know where we are on that type of timeline . I’m just guessing 2/3rds of the way.
=======
The Missouri Compromise endured until 1849, when the territorial gains of the Mexican War undid national harmony as the Antebellum South desired more states to preserve its peculiar institution, while the abolitionists agitated to prevent such expansive preservation. But things moved slower back then. It would have lasted only about two presidential terms today, then things would've heated up even faster. Social media and the 24/7 news cycle has proved that issues of conflict can be fast-forwarded to national crisis level in no time.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2023 12:53 PM (W+kMI)

439 This should be the culmination on the "war on drugs"...
If you can stop it from entering the White House, how the hell can we expect to stop it from coming across the border with all the folks we are shuttling across thee country?

Posted by: Silent at July 13, 2023 12:53 PM (CrU4U)

440 This bespectacled redhead wonders how long we've been ruled over by cokeheads:
https://is.gd/M37TKH
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023

♫ She's got two tits and their very nice ♫

Posted by: Eddie Money at July 13, 2023 12:53 PM (oINRc)

441 Give everyone a polygraph. Might scare them into confessing ... or quitting.

Posted by: JM in Florida -- now in IllinoisI at July 13, 2023 12:54 PM (60uoH)

442 Parmesan’s a gateway cheese. You start with that and before you know it, you’re getting merlot-aged Asiago and pecorino romano.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 13, 2023 12:54 PM (fKIdX)

443 I wonder what Dan Bongino is saying about this?
Posted by: JM in Florida -- now in IllinoisI at July 13, 2023 12:39 PM (+ui5a)


He livestreams on Rumble and I think his daily program is there.
I suspect his voice will be giving out from the screaming. I know mine would be

Posted by: Kindltot - Email me at this link for info about the MoMee in Oregon at July 13, 2023 12:54 PM (xhaym)

444 428 Practically speaking I don't think there's too much oversight and enforcement in the 19th century.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 13, 2023 12:42 PM (eYoxG)

There were laws and jail though, non?
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 12:51 PM (BNncy)

Violate laws on a plantation against a slave and who exactly is going to report you? Especially if you're the wealthy gent who runs local politics.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 13, 2023 12:54 PM (eYoxG)

445 People keep talking about "revolutions" or starting them or whatever.

Have you figured it out? We're already in the middle of one. Almost at the end actually.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 12:55 PM (BNncy)

446 What I want to know is if it was that cardboard tasting pre grated Parmesan or if he splurged and got a block of Parmesano Reggiano.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 13, 2023

***
The Kraft stuff at the store is okay. However, I made the mistake of buying some parmesan at the *Dollar Tree*. Even to my pollution-addled nose, the stuff smelled like my cats had buried something in it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 13, 2023 12:55 PM (J2vNu)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 13, 2023 12:55 PM (J2vNu)

448 ♫ She's got two tits and their very nice ♫
Posted by: Eddie Money at July 13, 2023 12:53 PM (oINRc)

They're.

But good fit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 12:55 PM (zZu0s)

449 I could solve that coke mystery.

I know several chicks from the bar. If I am allowed to bring them to the White House, they will be sidled up to the cocaine's owner and giggling at his or her jokes within 30 minutes and two mango White Claws.

They've got a nose for it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 13, 2023 12:56 PM (Gf3mx)

450 Violate laws on a plantation against a slave and who exactly is going to report you? Especially if you're the wealthy gent who runs local politics.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 13, 2023 12:54 PM (eYoxG)

Maybe I wasn't clear. I wasn't talking about laws regarding slaves. I meant other laws. These people don't have to follow ANY of them and that was my point.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 12:56 PM (BNncy)

451 433 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 13, 2023 12:51 PM (oINRc)

You really are in the LIB camp.
Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2023 12:52 PM (MNhXM)

*rolls in 55 gallon drum of lighter fluid*

Posted by: Yup. at July 13, 2023 12:56 PM (uoAlb)

452 If you hadn't read the book, you would have no idea why many of the characters had any significance at all. It is never made clear that the antique book shop is a porn front. You never find out what the coded journal is about. The blackmailer's gay lover shows up but you have no idea why and certainly no idea that he is gay. Itis not made clear what the younger daughter's problem is. It is at the end of the book that Chandler explains the book title. Instead the movie ends without explaining anything at all.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 13, 2023 12:56 PM (t/2Uw)

453 Ernst & Young were assigned to be the independent assessor of Twitter. E&Y report they were very strongly pressured by the FTC to produce a negative report of Twitter, to the point they feared they would become a target if they didn't.

Just another day in Biden's America.

https://tinyurl.com/59mjkccp

Posted by: bonhomme at July 13, 2023 12:56 PM (R38qh)

454 🤡🤡🤡

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 13, 2023 12:57 PM (Rbu5d)

455 I think the only laws followed regard to slavery was the importation ban

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2023 12:57 PM (MNhXM)

456 422 Fen, thank you for that beautiful redhead. She has that nice coed look.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 13, 2023 12:51 PM (xTRSc)

///

Ditto!

Posted by: JM in Florida -- now in IllinoisI at July 13, 2023 12:57 PM (9mXhV)

457 If what I read at Breitbart is correct and not one interview was conducted, then this was kabuki theater from the start.

Posted by: UGAdawg at July 13, 2023 12:57 PM (tRd71)

458 You really are in the LIB camp.

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2023 12:52 PM (MNhXM)

I think with YD it's more like WIB.

Even letting is wasted energy that could be put to other uses.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 12:57 PM (BNncy)

459 US Strategic Petroleum Reserve Will Not Be Replenished Anytime Soon

...refilling could take years.

Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2023 12:57 PM (RHGPo)

460 Has to be the fastest govt investigation in history.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2023 12:57 PM (JTwsP)

461 Sorry , meant to write enforced not followed.

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2023 12:57 PM (MNhXM)

462 Every choice is a bad one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 12:52 PM (zZu0s)

Story of my fucking life.

Posted by: Even when I made the "right" choice it was wrong at July 13, 2023 12:58 PM (uoAlb)

463 Love Chandler's writing. The movies, not so much
.

Posted by: JM in Florida -- now in IllinoisI at July 13, 2023 12:50 PM (60uoH)

Could he BE any more derivative??

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 12:58 PM (BNncy)

464 We just thought that the Clintons and the O'JugEars were corrupt; the current maladministration is so corrupt that we need a new word to describe it.

How about maggot filled bag of shit and aids pus?

Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at July 13, 2023 12:58 PM (JNTt1)

465 > Because when I want to go ahead and plant bombs and make sure I don't get caught, I always bring my personal tracking device which high resolution tracking data are available to anyone who asks.

They're on video using a phone. FBI has it covered though. They claimed the phone company's geo fencing data is mysteriously corrupted.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 13, 2023 12:59 PM (R38qh)

466 My wife is a big Chandler fan. She says that the reason The Big Sleep is so incomprehensible is that the script was actually a mash-up of two different Chandler books. Plus all the stuff they had to leave out because of the Code.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 13, 2023 12:59 PM (xTRSc)

467 Fox already sold out the country with the Dominion lawsuit. It is doing irreparable harm to the First Amendment and worse, it's providing cover for the suppression of all free speech.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 13, 2023 12:59 PM (FsMXC)

468 Hollywood actors were poised to go on strike Thursday, joining writers in the first industry-wide shutdown in 63 years after last-ditch talks failed, with nearly all film and television production likely to grind to a halt.

Yaaaaaa !!

Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2023 12:59 PM (RHGPo)

469 464 We just thought that the Clintons and the O'JugEars were corrupt; the current maladministration is so corrupt that we need a new word to describe it.

How about maggot filled bag of shit and aids pus?
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at July 13, 2023 12:58 PM (JNTt1)

I remember there was a system in place for the Moslem countries in Crusader Kings II: Decadence. It meant the system was rolling in both wealth and corruption and started to eat away at it's efficiency and productivity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 01:00 PM (zZu0s)

470
what if it had been an investigation into the small bag of anthrax found at the White House ?

.. or caffeine or fentanyl, or cyanide or paraquat or strychnine
Posted by: SMOD


Or SUGAR! That's the big killer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 13, 2023 01:00 PM (63Dwl)

471 460 Has to be the fastest govt investigation in history.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2023 12:57 PM

It's easy when the outcome is predetermined!

Posted by: DoJ at July 13, 2023 01:00 PM (gkbKD)

472 Is Kamala Harris really our AI Czar?
-------------
She actually said this, "AI, which is two letters..." and then gave us a Bart Simpson book report about it.

Posted by: MJ at July 13, 2023 01:00 PM (zwDuR)

473 Has to be the fastest govt investigation in history.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2023 12:57 PM (JTwsP)

"Shit is that anthrax?!?!?"

"*tastes* Nah. Booger sugar."

"Oh, thank fuck. Any idea who left it?"

"Lol. *leans into lapel mic* NO. I. HAVE. NO. IDEA."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 01:00 PM (9UlRk)

474 446 I bought a small block of parmesan, good stuff at Braums. Grated a little, compared it to the smell and taste of some Wally World stuff. Not bad. Reserve the block for grating and topping, use the powdered stuff out of the jar to add to sauce or put on a line on a mirror and roll up a hondo and...

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 13, 2023 01:00 PM (rLD7a)

475 >>We just thought that the Clintons and the O'JugEars were corrupt; the current maladministration is so corrupt that we need a new word to describe it.


No. BOTH were as bad and in the Clinton's Case much worse.

The Bidens are just retards and can't help for shitting all over themselves.

Posted by: garrett at July 13, 2023 01:00 PM (qESX+)

476 So the best security in the most secure place in (supposedly) the world can't find its own ass.

Seems like we're paying for a bill of goods here at the most premium price possible.

Amazing the SS admits it sucks donkey balls and I pray Congress calls them to the mat for it. Now we ALL know its Hunter's stash and the SS is obstructing, but the House ought to have a hearing and play the game a bit. Just absolutely humiliate the agency since its their own "admission" that they're incompetent, overpaid, and overvalued. They're not (probably, but then again they might actually be all those things now), but just embarrass the crap out of them.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 13, 2023 01:01 PM (aXxgO)

477 Hollywood actors were poised to go on strike Thursday, joining writers in the first industry-wide shutdown in 63 years after last-ditch talks failed, with nearly all film and television production likely to grind to a halt.

Oh no! Anyway...

Posted by: Probably overstates how much I care at July 13, 2023 01:01 PM (uoAlb)

478 As Aleister Crowley said and Hunter followed "Do What Thou Wilt Shall be the Whole of the Law."

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at July 13, 2023 01:01 PM (zSyrn)

479 Wait, wait! Who had this story coming out on Thursday instead of Friday on their bingo card?

Please collect your cheese plate in the lobby.


Posted by: Iris at July 13, 2023 01:02 PM (NaH5I)

480 They closed the case without naming a suspect, because his name cannot be mentioned.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 13, 2023 01:02 PM (lkcpA)

481 The Lindbergh baby was found in those cubbies....
And they still haven't fixed the problems

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at July 13, 2023 01:02 PM (dzZCL)

482 Hollywood actors were poised to go on strike Thursday, joining writers in the first industry-wide shutdown in 63 years after last-ditch talks failed, with nearly all film and television production likely to grind to a halt.

There are going to be a lot of people who are going to wish that they paid attention in school and learned to read.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 13, 2023 01:03 PM (p8A+W)

483 Yeah I wouldn't mind rubbing my face in Mollie's two standards of justice.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 01:03 PM (BNncy)

484 @Bitter Clinger...yeah, coke whores have to seen to be believed.

I don't know if I've mentioned this in the past, but I've seen a gal snorting coke out of carpeting because part of a line got spilled.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 13, 2023 01:03 PM (2YtOq)

485 I hate hyper parmesan FBI agents.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 01:03 PM (ocj+U)

486 This is how the Deep State is going to "get" Biden.

By covering for him in every possible domain and having their compliant media defend and obfuscate in every direction.

That's really gonna put the pressure on.

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 01:04 PM (BNncy)

487 There are going to be a lot of people who are going to wish that they paid attention in school and learned to read.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 13, 2023 01:03 PM (p8A+W)

Or bought physical media (or can stream.) Hell, nothing new has been worth a damn (with a couple exceptions) anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 01:04 PM (zZu0s)

488 They would rather admit to their total ineptness regarding guarding the White House, which should be the most secure place on Earth. So, it had to belong to Hunter Biden. Only conclusion.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 13, 2023 01:04 PM (XeHMZ)

489 Could he BE any more derivative??
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 12:58 PM

//
Of whom? Hammett? Ah, go on. Chandler is the man

Posted by: JM in Florida -- now in IllinoisI at July 13, 2023 01:04 PM (QTdvk)

490 Wait, wait! Who had this story coming out on Thursday instead of Friday on their bingo card?

Please collect your cheese plate in the lobby.


Posted by: Iris at July 13, 2023 01:02 PM (NaH5I)

Just a cheese plate, not a full charcuterie board? Lame.

Posted by: Smoked meats > freebasing cheese at July 13, 2023 01:04 PM (uoAlb)

491 The Secret Service...Top. Men.

Posted by: Timon at July 13, 2023 01:04 PM (tmEx9)

492 That's really gonna put the pressure on.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 01:04 PM (BNncy)

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 01:04 PM (zZu0s)

493 Bogart is so wonderful in Casablanca that I just couldnot get over his performance in the Big Sleep. He keeps pulling up the waist of his pants. He looks like a total nerd. Then he walks into a store and the gorgeous sales clerk immediately wants to have sex with him.
I was amazed to find out that this was made after Casablanca.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 13, 2023 01:04 PM (t/2Uw)

494 So, regime plant or enthusiastic turncoat. You can pick one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 12:48 PM (zZu0s)


The Department of Education, or USDA Food and Nutrition Service hired a confidential agent since that was the way to get in on the goodies being handed out, and of course did the whole, "you know what to do, *wink*" and discovered they got a wannabe G. Gordon Liddy

That is the most amusing possiblitiy

Posted by: Kindltot - Email me at this link for info about the MoMee in Oregon at July 13, 2023 01:04 PM (xhaym)

495 We don't expect no corruption.

We expect competence with the corruption.

Obviously you get to skim your cut off the top, but there's gotta be something to actually skim off of. You can't just beat up the peasants and take their money, leave the fields fallow, sit in your castle getting high as a spiral galaxy, and expect to hold your fief for very long.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 01:04 PM (9UlRk)

496 a i - always incoherent. that's our kammy

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 13, 2023 01:04 PM (B1FKF)

497
We just thought that the Clintons and the O'JugEars were corrupt; the current maladministration is so corrupt that we need a new word to describe it.

Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass

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I bet Hillary is furious that she couldn't make it into the WH but these eff-ups could.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 13, 2023 01:05 PM (AxmOr)

498 AI is two letters.

-Kamala
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So is FU

Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 01:05 PM (BNncy)

499 Is Kamala Harris really our AI Czar?
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She actually said this, "AI, which is two letters..." and then gave us a Bart Simpson book report about it.
Posted by: MJ at July 13, 2023 01:00 PM (zwDuR)


I will actually give her a pass on this one. The explanation she read was decent for talking with the majority which think of AI as the Terminator. What bugged me was the underlying message that AI must be censored lest the "wrong" information be dispensed.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at July 13, 2023 01:05 PM (AiZBA)

500 Gee, if Hollywood goes on strike, people will stay at home and have to watch old stuff like Thin Man marathons, or stupid adventure movies like The Guns of Navarrone, or maybe Paths of Glory about a war that happened, like, a century ago, dude.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 13, 2023 01:05 PM (rLD7a)

501 Speaking of SAG strike, Bob Iger has some interesting comment on the future of ABC and ESPN with the mouse.

https://tinyurl.com/ybb9fvda

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 13, 2023 01:05 PM (Gf3mx)

502 Just absolutely humiliate the agency since its their own "admission" that they're incompetent, overpaid, and overvalued. They're not (probably, but then again they might actually be all those things now), but just embarrass the crap out of them.

Considering the previous occupants of the WH and the fact that we know SS enjoys hookers and cocaine since at least the Obama regime, they know how to get the pharmaceutical grade coke - and no one is going to give up that source.

Its like being the lead detective tasked to solve a murder you committed.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 13, 2023 01:06 PM (p8A+W)

503 500 Gee, if Hollywood goes on strike, people will stay at home and have to watch old stuff like Thin Man marathons, or stupid adventure movies like The Guns of Navarrone, or maybe Paths of Glory about a war that happened, like, a century ago, dude.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 13, 2023 01:05 PM (rLD7a)

Kingdom of Heaven is on prime. I should watch that. Never seen it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 01:06 PM (zZu0s)

504 I can never tell when it's real Kamala or satire.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 01:06 PM (ocj+U)

505 Hunter, it must be super difficult to get your coke into the white house.
Hunter: "Super easy, barely an inconvenience"

Posted by: Hunter "blow" Biden at July 13, 2023 01:06 PM (tmEx9)

506 So they couldn't figure out who dumped Hunter's cocaine?
Brilliant.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2023 01:06 PM (v0R5T)

507 Already been said I'm sure but all morons who stated this very thing from the outset may now go collect your winnings at the tote window...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 13, 2023 01:06 PM (+ldAm)

508 503 Kingdom of Heaven is on prime. I should watch that. Never seen it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 01:06 PM (zZu0s)

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Director's roadshow version.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 01:06 PM (LvTSG)

509 They closed the case without naming a suspect, because his name cannot be mentioned.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Voldemort??

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 13, 2023 01:06 PM (CIS44)

510 “Now that the investigation is over, can I have my coke back”

- Hunter Biden

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 13, 2023 01:06 PM (JTwsP)

511 Back the Blue !!!

Posted by: Rock Ribbed Republican at July 13, 2023 01:07 PM (wHu3Q)

512 Director's roadshow version.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 01:06 PM (LvTSG)

Is this version bad?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 01:07 PM (zZu0s)

513 428 Practically speaking I don't think there's too much oversight and enforcement in the 19th century.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 13, 2023 12:42 PM (eYoxG)

There were laws and jail though, non?
=========
There were laws and sentences, mostly against abolitionists living both north and south of the Compromise line. Antebellum law tended to favor the slave owners, aside from non-importation. But slaves continued to run away and make their way northwards, where they were made welcome. The Dred Scott Case and the Fugitive Slave Law were federal laws made to appease the Slave South at the expense of the state rights of the non-slavery North. So the cotton kings demanded things go their way all the time, and thus called the storm when the other two-thirds of the Republic got tired of catering to them.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2023 01:07 PM (W+kMI)

514 The story came out on a Thursday, just to make sure everybody know that some people are above the law.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 13, 2023 01:07 PM (xKj+1)

515 We just thought that the Clintons and the O'JugEars were corrupt; the current maladministration is so corrupt that we need a new word to describe it.

I just call it "Leviathan". Because it isn't government in any way shape or form. Lord of the Flies had a more organized structure.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 13, 2023 01:07 PM (p8A+W)

516 AI is two letters.

-Kamala

......

I was told there would be no Math on this blog.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2023 01:07 PM (v0R5T)

517 If you hadn't read the book, you would have no idea why many of the characters had any significance at all. It is never made clear that the antique book shop is a porn front. You never find out what the coded journal is about. The blackmailer's gay lover shows up but you have no idea why and certainly no idea that he is gay. Itis not made clear what the younger daughter's problem is. It is at the end of the book that Chandler explains the book title. Instead the movie ends without explaining anything at all.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 13, 2023


***
You make good points, Sharon. But considering the restrictions of the Hays Code in those days (pr0n front? Gay men? No way), Brackett and director Hawks did pretty well.

A lot of older novels could benefit from a limited mini-series treatment, like the recent adaptation of Mildred Pierce. But of course, nowadays so many in H'wood are woke or have no idea how to appreciate written works.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 13, 2023 01:07 PM (J2vNu)

518 Curiously, the ubiquitous standard trope, 'Ongoing investigation', wasn't hauled out. It seems that quickly putting a lid on this was important.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2023 01:07 PM (WTJmT)

519 512 Director's roadshow version.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 01:06 PM (LvTSG)

Is this version bad?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 01:07 PM (zZu0s)

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It is far superior to the version just marked as Kingdom of Heaven in Prime, which is the theatrical cut.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 01:08 PM (LvTSG)

520 He's cheesed outta his mind.

Posted by: DaveA at July 13, 2023 01:08 PM (FhXTo)

521 Hollywood is going on strike and threatening to stop making movies no one wants to see?

Hahahaha

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 13, 2023 01:08 PM (2YtOq)

522 Mmmmm Dubliner.

Posted by: DaveA at July 13, 2023 01:08 PM (FhXTo)

523 > I can never tell when it's real Kamala or satire.
_______________

I'm not sure she can either. To be fair, it honestly doesn't matter with her. It's all nonsensical all the time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2023 01:08 PM (Q4IgG)

524 452 If you hadn't read the book, you would have no idea why many of the characters had any significance at all. It is never made clear that the antique book shop is a porn front. You never find out what the coded journal is about. The blackmailer's gay lover shows up but you have no idea why and certainly no idea that he is gay. It is not made clear what the younger daughter's problem is. It is at the end of the book that Chandler explains the book title. Instead the movie ends without explaining anything at all.
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Raymond Chandler wrote The Old Curiosity Shop?

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 13, 2023 01:08 PM (krqg6)

525 He keeps pulling up the waist of his pants. He looks like a total nerd. Then he walks into a store and the gorgeous sales clerk immediately wants to have sex with him.

Eh, happens to me all the time.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 13, 2023 01:08 PM (Xrfse)

526 How many people walked by and did not notice, or did not report .. the cocaine baggie?

and was it a small bag, like only an ounce or two?
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2023 12:49 PM (Cus5s)


IIANW, and from my experience in dealing with similar security, you get sent to a bank of lockers to strip out your pockets and the lockers are watched, and not secured otherwise.
When I was going in and out of the state hospital, I had to remove everything since it could be used as contraband or weapons.

It really would be a good place for a dead drop, you just had to have a reason to be there.

Posted by: Kindltot - Email me at this link for info about the MoMee in Oregon at July 13, 2023 01:08 PM (xhaym)

527
Voldemort??
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 13, 2023 01:06 PM (CIS44)



Beetlejuice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

528 "Guys seriously, it's a small bag.

It's not even small. It's smol."


It was just a wee bag of blow

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2023 01:09 PM (StUJj)

529 521 Hollywood is going on strike and threatening to stop making movies no one wants to see?

Hahahaha
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 13, 2023 01:08 PM (2YtOq)

========

Gladiator 2 is shutting down. It's been in production for about a month.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 01:09 PM (LvTSG)

530

439 This should be the culmination on the "war on drugs"...

amen.

The open border, government issue crack pipes, "essential service" pot shops, free fentanyl...

Hunter snorting coke lines on the Resolution Desk...

Posted by: Auspex at July 13, 2023 01:09 PM (j4U/Z)

531 Hollywood actors were poised to go on strike Thursday, joining writers in the first industry-wide shutdown in 63 years after last-ditch talks failed, with nearly all film and television production likely to grind to a halt.

Oh no! Anyway...
Posted by: Probably overstates how much I care at July 13, 2023 01:01 PM (uoAlb)

Unfortunately they've overlooked the fact that streaming will keep the public entertained for a long long time.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 13, 2023 01:09 PM (BdMk6)

532 It is far superior to the version just marked as Kingdom of Heaven in Prime, which is the theatrical cut.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 01:08 PM (LvTSG)

Ok. I'll have to check for that. When I saw it, it just said 'Kingdom of Heaven' but I was in the middle of something on the computer and did not start it because I actually wanted to 'watch' instead of just have video wall paper.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 01:09 PM (zZu0s)

533 "Hyper parmesan", that was a good one.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 13, 2023 01:09 PM (fSyc2)

534 531 Unfortunately they've overlooked the fact that streaming will keep the public entertained for a long long time.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 13, 2023 01:09 PM (BdMk6)

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Streaming, which is a money pit for studios.

Studios have gotten into a quagmire and are looking for a way out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

535 Actually Hunter has a specific name for a smol bag...
Empty.

Posted by: DaveA at July 13, 2023 01:10 PM (FhXTo)

536 477 Hollywood actors were poised to go on strike Thursday, joining writers in the first industry-wide shutdown in 63 years after last-ditch talks failed, with nearly all film and television production likely to grind to a halt.

Oh no! Anyway...
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Time to watch more anime and play more video games, I guess. And review some of the oldies but goodies on the DVD shelf.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2023 01:10 PM (W+kMI)

537 Gladiator 2 is shutting down. It's been in production for about a month.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 01:09 PM (LvTSG)

...

Maximus lives? Prequel? Sequel with a new character?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 01:10 PM (zZu0s)

538 509 They closed the case without naming a suspect, because his name cannot be mentioned.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

That’s what we should start calling Hunter.

Beetlejuice

Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2023 01:10 PM (MNhXM)

539 In a newsmaking interview with CNBC on Thursday morning, Walt Disney Co. CEO Bob Iger says the WGA strike and the imminent SAG-AFTRA strike is “very disturbing,” and will have a “very, very damaging effect on the whole business.”

“This is the worst time in the world to add to that disruption,” Iger said, adding that “there’s a level of expectation that they [SAG-AFTRA and the WGA] have that is just not realistic.”



*does happy dance*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

540 You cannot be so afraid of the enemy that you completely surrender all initiative as they seek to try to fuck and neuter your children. What the right tack to take is? I have no fucking idea. Every choice is a bad one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 12:52 PM (zZu0s)


Expose their crimes and use that to beat on them. I think Sound of Freedom is scaring a lot of powerful people white. for example. Treason in dealing with China and Ukraine is another.

Posted by: Kindltot - Email me at this link for info about the MoMee in Oregon at July 13, 2023 01:10 PM (xhaym)

541 /
Of whom? Hammett? Ah, go on. Chandler is the man
Posted by: JM in Florida -- now in IllinoisI at July 13, 2023


***
Chandler gave Hammett full credit when he said, "I believe this style, which does not belong to Hammett or to anybody, but is the American language (and not even exclusively that any more), can say things he did not know how to say or feel the need of saying. In his hands it had no overtones, left no echo, evoked no image beyond a distant hill."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 13, 2023 01:11 PM (J2vNu)

542 532 Ok. I'll have to check for that. When I saw it, it just said 'Kingdom of Heaven' but I was in the middle of something on the computer and did not start it because I actually wanted to 'watch' instead of just have video wall paper.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 01:09 PM (zZu0s)

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The full, exact title Amazon uses is: Kingdom of Heaven (Director's Cut Roadshow Version)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 01:11 PM (LvTSG)

543 new thread

i was first

yay

about wray or something like that

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 13, 2023 01:11 PM (B1FKF)

544
Already been said I'm sure but all morons who stated this very thing from the outset may now go collect your winnings at the tote window...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM- not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 13, 2023 01:06 PM


The odds in the end only meant that if you bet $100 you win $101.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 13, 2023 01:11 PM (enJYY)

545 Chandler also, on Hammett: "He was spare, frugal, hardboiled, but he did over and over again what only the best writers can ever do at all. He wrote scenes that seemed never to have been written before."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 13, 2023 01:11 PM (J2vNu)

546 Wolfus, it is interesting that Chandler wrote the book when he did. I found it fascinating.
i was thinking that a remake would be better than the original. Who would you cast as Marlowe. (NOT Liam Neeson).

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 13, 2023 01:11 PM (t/2Uw)

547 Beetlejuice.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden a

Beetlejuice.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 13, 2023 01:11 PM (CIS44)

548 537 Gladiator 2 is shutting down. It's been in production for about a month.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 01:09 PM (LvTSG)

...

Maximus lives? Prequel? Sequel with a new character?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 01:10 PM (zZu0s)

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Sequel following young Lucius twenty years after the first.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 01:11 PM (LvTSG)

549 I did rewatch Dredd the other day.

My opinion stands that that is one of the top movies that I really wish had done as well as it deserved to.

For Anderson if nothing else. But Urban did such a damn fine job.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 01:11 PM (zZu0s)

550 Not much call for Parmesan Coke around here, sir.

Might I interest you in some Havarti Hash instead?

Posted by: cheese-shop owner at July 13, 2023 01:11 PM (krqg6)

551 Gladiator 2 is shutting down. It's been in production for about a month.
---------------
So who did the find to be the Gladiator? Russell Crowe is fat as a Barn.

Posted by: Quizno Puddinhead at July 13, 2023 01:11 PM (HTCOy)

552 They closed the case without naming a suspect, because his name cannot be mentioned.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

That’s what we should start calling Hunter.

Beetlejuice
Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2023 01:10 PM (MNhXM)


Huntergeuse

Posted by: Doof at July 13, 2023 01:12 PM (StUJj)

553 518 Curiously, the ubiquitous standard trope, 'Ongoing investigation', wasn't hauled out. It seems that quickly putting a lid on this was important.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2023 01:07 PM (WTJmT)

+++++

Says a lot.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 13, 2023 01:12 PM (XeHMZ)

554 Controversial Hit ‘Sound Of Freedom’ Crosses $50 Million At U.S. Box Office, Report Says

But the film has been criticized for its apparent ties to the QAnon conspiracy theory, which promotes the idea that Satan-worshiping political and media elites run the world and are involved in a child sex trafficking ring.

The other objection is that it diverts attention from reparations for past slavery to the victims of present day slavery, who would probably be first in line for reparations.

Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2023 01:12 PM (RHGPo)

555 Maximus lives? Prequel? Sequel with a new character?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 01:10 PM (zZu0s)

The Augusta kills an entire band of Gauls with a chicken bone and then makes out with a Mauretanian slave girl for half an hour while the senate goes "Harrumph!".

You know. Historical Documentary.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 01:12 PM (9UlRk)

556 Sequel following young Lucius twenty years after the first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 01:11 PM (LvTSG)

That would be... reign of Caracalla?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 01:12 PM (zZu0s)

557 Bet Hollyweird doesn't 'strike' more than a few days, if that. While the rank and file may not work you can bet the 'talent' will be in front of the cameras day and night running their pie holes about 'solidarity' with the working stiffs.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2023 01:13 PM (Q4IgG)

558
========

Gladiator 2 is shutting down. It's been in production for about a month.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 01:09 PM (LvTSG)



So, there really IS a movie about gladiators then.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

559 557 Bet Hollyweird doesn't 'strike' more than a few days, if that. While the rank and file may not work you can bet the 'talent' will be in front of the cameras day and night running their pie holes about 'solidarity' with the working stiffs.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2023 01:13 PM (Q4IgG)

========

Anonymous studios execs have said they're willing to hold out until writers are homeless.

I'm not crying.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

560 Nood Wray.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 01:14 PM (zZu0s)

561 I did rewatch Dredd the other day.

My opinion stands that that is one of the top movies that I really wish had done as well as it deserved to.

For Anderson if nothing else. But Urban did such a damn fine job.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 01:11 PM (zZu0s)



I feel this way about Last Action Hero. Yeah, the kid was annoying, but the movie overall got no respect.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

562 "International North American Widget has refused our demands, stating they are losing money as it is due to their crappy product and our exhorbitant wages. We have instructed members to walk off the job site. That'll show em."

Model used by Hollywood union thugs in their ultimatum

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 13, 2023 01:14 PM (rLD7a)

563 “This is the worst time in the world to add to that disruption,” Iger said,

Considering the serial train of Fail coming from Disney...

Translation: "Don't throw me in the briar patch"

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 13, 2023 01:15 PM (p8A+W)

564 Wolfus, it is interesting that Chandler wrote the book when he did. I found it fascinating.
i was thinking that a remake would be better than the original. Who would you cast as Marlowe. (NOT Liam Neeson).
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 13, 2023


***
I don't know many modern actors beyond Daniel Craig and Chris Pratt, both clearly not right for Marlowe. Neeson did very well as Lawrence Block's recovering-alcoholic ex-cop, Matthew Scudder, in A Walk Among the Tombstones a few years ago, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 13, 2023 01:15 PM (J2vNu)

565 My car is getting a new tire installed. I don't expect to get it back until tomorrow. So I have no option but to go to the pub and drink without concern about driving.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 01:15 PM (ocj+U)

566 "This is how revolutions start. Hopefully."

If you're expecting some sort of event that... well, at a minimum ejects 10 or 20 million foreign invaders in addition to the their commie enablers - that could be called a lot of things.

I don't think "revolution" really describes any of them, nor do I think any of those things are as likely as alternatives like balkanization.

This is what I commonly call out as VDH's problem: the current year is 2023, not 1970. It's way too fucking late to "fix" things by changing management.

Posted by: somedood at July 13, 2023 01:15 PM (uGpeQ)

567 My car is getting a new tire installed. I don't expect to get it back until tomorrow. So I have no option but to go to the pub and drink without concern about driving.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023


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How will you get home? Or is the pub within walking distance? (If I'd had a bar within staggering distance of my home when I was in my 20s, I'd be dead now)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 13, 2023 01:17 PM (J2vNu)

568 Neeson is in a recent move titled Marlowe and it is horrible. It cost me $1.00 to watch it on Prime and it wasn't worth it.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 13, 2023 01:17 PM (t/2Uw)

569
Bogart is so wonderful in Casablanca that I just couldnot get over his performance in the Big Sleep. He keeps pulling up the waist of his pants. He looks like a total nerd. Then he walks into a store and the gorgeous sales clerk immediately wants to have sex with him.
I was amazed to find out that this was made after Casablanca.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 13, 2023 01:04 PM (t/2Uw)



The guy was a skinny little runt with a hound dog face and no chest, spoke with a lisp, smoked like a chimney, had a head that was 8 sizes too big for his body, and still could have effortlessly banged more quality poon than late 90s Brad Pitt with Elon's wallet.

I've worshipped Bogie since I was a teenager.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 13, 2023 01:17 PM (n+4am)

570 Neeson is in a recent move titled Marlowe and it is horrible. It cost me $1.00 to watch it on Prime and it wasn't worth it.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 13, 2023


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Just be aware that it is not based on an actual Chandler story.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 13, 2023 01:18 PM (J2vNu)

571 The nerd scene in The Big Sleep is because his character is trying to look like a nerd - he's entering a rare book store trying to pass himself off as a collector.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at July 13, 2023 01:21 PM (qo6zy)

572 Time for some Gainzzz. I will return to this discussion on Sunday. Have a great afternoon all.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 13, 2023 01:22 PM (t/2Uw)

573 The nerd scene in The Big Sleep is because his character is trying to look like a nerd - he's entering a rare book store trying to pass himself off as a collector.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Nope. was not referring to that. He keeps pulling up his pants to his chest throughout the movie like it is a tic. He has no physique at all as ill Tempered Cur referred to. he just does not come off as the least bit sexy as he does in Casablanca.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 13, 2023 01:25 PM (t/2Uw)

574 How did he know? So obvious...Ace is a Fed.

Posted by: DOYLE at July 13, 2023 01:33 PM (Z8Yh2)

575 First it was a visitor to the White House that brought the cocaine.

Then it was a construction worker.

Now it is a visitor again.

When does the Joseph Goebbels media decide to blame Trump?

Posted by: Mhandisi at July 13, 2023 01:33 PM (SKxfg)

576 It's difficult not to come to the conclusion that there are two different standards of justice. They literally flaunt it. I'm wondering why it was reported to begin with!

Posted by: Unkaren at July 13, 2023 01:40 PM (LPkjK)

577 They would have us believe that there is a room where hundreds of tourists must leave their valuable electronics and there is no security of any kind for that area?

Posted by: Mj at July 13, 2023 01:44 PM (OBgnB)

578 As big as the Epstein cover up????
Ace. The US Attorney in FL that gave Epstein his sweetheart deal was appointed by Bush
Trump later gave that same guy Acosta a plum job in his cabinet, Sec of Labor.
Trump and Epstein were buddies for DECADES

Posted by: Paul at July 13, 2023 01:44 PM (3qYNR)

579 While there's surveillance around where the bag was found, cameras are not trained directly on the West Wing cubbies near the lower-level entrance where it was discovered, the source said, making it difficult to identify who left the bag behind.

Remember when they couldn't show the videos to J6 defendants and the public because they didn't want to reveal security details that could cause future problems, well they just announced where to put the bomb if you are thinking about doing such a thing.

Posted by: SteveF at July 13, 2023 02:13 PM (bbPGk)

580 As I mentioned on Twitter, if the Secret Service seriously can't find the culprit, why aren't Biden, his family, his admin, and the WH staff not demanding firings all around. I mean it could have been anthrax, ricin etc.. that would have put them in jeopardy. The fact that they aren't demanding firings says alot as well.

Posted by: desertgardens at July 13, 2023 02:37 PM (HwFdR)

581 In a not a so-surprising revelation following a Secret Service briefing on Thursday, Republican Representative Lauren Boebert announced that cocaine discovered at the White House on July 2 was not the first incident of drugs found at Biden’s White House, citing two other instances within the last year.

Posted by: SMOD at July 13, 2023 03:31 PM (RHGPo)

582 Ace's title, "Secret Service Ends Investigation Into White House Cocaine, Claims All the Cameras in the Most Secure Place on Earth Can't Point Them Towards Any Suspect" sure reminds me of how the FBI closed their "investigation" into the Las Vegas / Mandalay Bay shooting by Stephen Paddock: "Gee we've investigated this guy high and low, we haven't found anything, Case Closed."

Pish. Paddock was some kind of agent or "asset";
his handlers reneged on something and rubbed his nose in it when he complained. He got his revenge by shooting a group of innocent people VERY PUBLICLY, figuring that his death would lead to an investigation that would expose the "rogue elements" who betrayed him. Unfortunately there were more rogue elements than he thought, and they managed to quash the investigation and keep from being exposed.

Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at July 13, 2023 04:09 PM (fc52y)

583 If they can't figure out something as simple as who left a bag of cocaine in a secure area, then what reason for existence do they have at all?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at July 13, 2023 04:16 PM (K58O6)

584 These are the same chumps who couldn't figure out who murdered JFK.

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Posted by: www.Payathome7.com at July 13, 2023 05:59 PM (t4iRm)

586 Anyone swab for fingerprints? DNA?

I know, this is all high-tech stuff, but...?

Posted by: Inspector kemp at July 13, 2023 06:52 PM (nJ1bF)

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