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Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 13, 2023 02:22 PM (N1DT3) 2
Our illegitimate president is also senile. Kind of fitting that the figurehead is so obvious.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 13, 2023 02:23 PM (N1DT3) 3
I guess the body double had the week off.
Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2023 02:23 PM (LmVS8) 4
There it is.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 02:23 PM (BNncy) 5
Biden NOT attending things is probably the best outcome for everyone involved and all the others not involved. The world still doesn't quite appreciate his ability to "f*** things up."
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 13, 2023 02:24 PM (aXxgO) 6
The Emperor has no clothes, and the Emperor's staff suck at Photoshop.
Posted by: mikeski at July 13, 2023 02:24 PM (Suyyd) 7
i noodled
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 13, 2023 02:24 PM (B1FKF) 8
Nothing better than a good night sleep
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2023 02:24 PM (lfDP1) 9
Oh, we don't want Mika mad ... LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2023 02:24 PM (bs+z0) 10
Well, Mika, I notice that your staff needs to do a better job of making you look like less of an aging prostitute.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2023 02:25 PM (eOEVl) 11
The praetorian guard press is annoyed their job is getting harder and looking to blame others for their failure.
I'd be amused, if it weren't so sad for the fallen nation we once lived in. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 13, 2023 02:25 PM (N1DT3) 12
So they're not positioning Just Joe for success?
Posted by: blaster at July 13, 2023 02:25 PM (pwExq) 13
It's all right that he missed the dinner. I heard it was going to be some rubber chicken, I mean, rubber bug stuff.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 13, 2023 02:25 PM (Angsy) 14
"Ok, people, seriously.... what are we going to do about America? This is getting scary."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 02:26 PM (9UlRk) 15
No bribes offered at the dinner, so no reason to stick around.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 13, 2023 02:26 PM (Cus5s) 16
Doesn't look like the extra bed time did him any good... He continued/continues to screw up...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2023 02:26 PM (bs+z0) 17
Well, Mika, I notice that your staff needs to do a better job of making you look like less of an aging prostitute.
DOCTOR JILL is the model for all left-thinking women now. Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 02:26 PM (ZGrMX) Posted by: volodomyr "vladimir" zelenskyy at July 13, 2023 02:26 PM (sGtp+) Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 02:26 PM (ZGrMX) 20
the didn't schedule any kids to sniff at the dinner.
Posted by: henry at July 13, 2023 02:26 PM (JMDly) 21
The Barrel hungers.
Posted by: blaster at July 13, 2023 02:27 PM (pwExq) 22
"Sleepy Joe Blows Off NATO Dinner -- the Whole Point of Coming to Europe -- and Heads to Bed Early"
------------- Blows, Coming, Heads, Bed, Early ... Clinton would have made better use of those words in a headline. Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at July 13, 2023 02:27 PM (sX1BW) 23
Maybe he was out of clean drawers and had to wait for his nappies to get washed over night.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 13, 2023 02:27 PM (0u4Kn) 24
OMG you guys! Everyone thinks republicans and the right are correct about Biden drooling all over himself and it's making America look like a bunch of idiots, just like Trump warned us before the election! Do something to fool everyone or distract them!!! And get Biden better drugs!!! NOW!!!
Posted by: Mika Brzezinsky at July 13, 2023 02:27 PM (AD14M) 25
phew! looks like it wasn't me!
Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at July 13, 2023 02:27 PM (sGtp+) 26
Man, whether it's Biden or Harris, their incompetent staffs can never position them for success.
Posted by: INCITEmarsh aka marchand chronicles at July 13, 2023 02:27 PM (GPzb7) Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2023 02:27 PM (Ca1yH) 28
I just can't believe that the Dems would even consider running this decrepit fossil in '24. I predict he'll come down with a bad case of defenestration.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2023 02:27 PM (eOEVl) 29
There's no hiding our offical President is a placeholder for éminence grise .
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 13, 2023 02:28 PM (u82oZ) 30
Always thought Joe Scarborough was an ahole. He went and married that harridan. I hope he suffers for all eternity.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2023 02:28 PM (PVx3i) Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 13, 2023 02:28 PM (u82oZ) 32
Biden on the world stage:
“The minishing of minishers... The miniseries of cola’s daughter of Ireland... You can tell I’m thinking of home. Of the daughter of Iceland..." https://tinyurl.com/2v39745b The poor translators! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 13, 2023 02:23 PM (FVME7) Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 13, 2023 02:29 PM (krqg6) 33
There's no hiding our offical President is a placeholder for éminence grise .
So, who's Geppetto? Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2023 02:29 PM (eOEVl) 34
I note that there hasn't been any live footage of *biden getting on, or off Air Force One recently.
No, I don't wonder why either. Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2023 02:29 PM (Q4IgG) 35
If Biden had at any point in his long career made good decisions, then he would now have useful experience and there might be some reason to keep him around. But Biden has always been useless and now he can't even stay awake and pretend to be useful.
Posted by: Dave at July 13, 2023 02:29 PM (nLwaa) 36
Mika: Lie to the world better. You owe it to America.
Nothing says integrity better. Kudos, B Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 13, 2023 02:29 PM (aXxgO) 37
There's no hiding our offical President is a placeholder for éminence grise .
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 13, 2023 02:28 PM (u82oZ) Speaking of greasy emminences, what's Chris Christie up to today? Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 02:29 PM (9UlRk) 38
Man, whether it's Biden or Harris, their incompetent staffs can never position them for success.
Posted by: INCITEmarsh aka marchand chronicles at July 13, 2023 02:27 PM (GPzb7) ---------- Positioning of that scale would require a tower crane and a low-loader. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 13, 2023 02:29 PM (ScR16) 39
re 28: i've been saying that for months, he'll be playing with one of his dogs when he'll trip and fall out a third floor window
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 13, 2023 02:29 PM (B1FKF) 40
I'd be shocked if Biden's staff worked at all.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 02:30 PM (BNncy) 41
Thank gawd Biden's not an energetic man. So, there is a silver lining to our black cloud.
Posted by: 13times at July 13, 2023 02:30 PM (i3azO) 42
No, it's his staff, who should do a better job of hiding Biden's physical and mental impairments from the public.
His staff, in other words, should be as diligent as the Regime Media in hiding reality from voters. ======= It's an admission that Biden isn't capable and is lost. She'd deny it, saying that their failures are just highlighting uncomfortable moments, but we all know what she actually means. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 02:30 PM (LvTSG) 43
No, it's his staff, who should do a better job of hiding Biden's physical and mental impairments from the public.
-------- All those ClownWorld circus freaks have failed to position F. Joe for success -- at least outside of his Depends. Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2023 02:30 PM (Ca1yH) 44
Speaking of greasy emminences, what's Chris Christie up to today?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 02:29 PM (9UlRk) About 450 Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2023 02:30 PM (bs+z0) 45
There's no hiding our offical President is a placeholder for éminence grise .
So he's basically an eminence front? Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 02:30 PM (ZGrMX) 46
Those damn sandbags. If there was some way to get rid of them before the Big Guy shows up.
Posted by: dantesed at July 13, 2023 02:30 PM (193FS) 47
34 I note that there hasn't been any live footage of *biden getting on, or off Air Force One recently.
No, I don't wonder why either. actually, there has been. they're making him use a short ladder that's built into the airplane (i think it comes down at the tail) instead of the taller ones that go in the side doors. Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at July 13, 2023 02:30 PM (sGtp+) 48
Volodomyr "vladimir" Zelenskyy. was sure left out in the cold at the NATO summit.
The smart thing he will not do is negotiate peace, then get Blackrock to start the rebuilding corruption. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at July 13, 2023 02:30 PM (u82oZ) 49
No way were they going to allow jet-lagged Droolin' Joe to attend an evening function.
For normal people, of course, most of the benefit of attending formal conferences is the informal conversations at meals and breaks, but they don't dare allow that with Joe. Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 13, 2023 02:30 PM (2tUFv) 50
Mish-translators tell us what women are thinking.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 13, 2023 02:31 PM (krqg6) 51
Well, Mika, I notice that your staff needs to do a better job of making you look like less of an aging prostitute.
Posted by: Archimedes Well done! ![]() Remember those wild and heady days when SNL would mock Reagan and Ford endlessly? One's too old and forgetful and one's too clumsy. Nothing funny anymore is there SNL? Posted by: Cheri at July 13, 2023 02:31 PM (oiNtH) 52
Guess that means Joe's going to pull a Woodrow Wilson and start "touring" the US for over a year via choo-choo train until the 2024 elections (assuming a potential war with Russia and/or China doesn't derail them), with any bothersome questions being handled by Jill.
Posted by: Thrawn at July 13, 2023 02:31 PM (Rl7KJ) 53
Not sure if it's been said yet...but on Epps arrest.
I expect it's truly a political move, and Epps will not go to trial and all charges will be dropped Nov 2024...it's just such a toxic anchor for the Dems on J6 that they need to change the narrative, so this is what they are going with...I'm sure they also encouraged the Tucker lawsuit... Posted by: Nova Local at July 13, 2023 02:31 PM (exHjb) 54
That clip from Morning Joe is priceless. They know he can't even do the job now--they're just trying to duct tape him together long enough to win one more election.
Posted by: spongeworthy at July 13, 2023 02:31 PM (DWqKI) 55
This segment of Morning Joe brough to you by Hospice Care of Delaware.
Posted by: 13times at July 13, 2023 02:31 PM (i3azO) Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 02:31 PM (BNncy) 57
I want other world leaders to just straight up ignore Biden at the next summit. All of them. Ignore him to his face. Humiliate him and his staff. They deserve every inch of it and I want them to get it, good and hard.
Posted by: Mr. Fabulist at July 13, 2023 02:32 PM (7VCus) 58
32 Biden on the world stage:
“The minishing of minishers... The miniseries of cola’s daughter of Ireland... You can tell I’m thinking of home. Of the daughter of Iceland..." https://tinyurl.com/2v39745b The poor translators! no sympathy until one runs out of the room screaming, as once happened during one of qaddafi's speeches at the un. Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at July 13, 2023 02:32 PM (sGtp+) 59
It's probably all his handler can do to keep his diapers changed promptly so that no one is exposed to gampa's secret fudge recipe.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 13, 2023 02:32 PM (ppBhU) 60
A couple of months ago a video came out where a guy was talking Biden through everything he would do in the next few seconds as they were walking. The instructions were so simple it sounded like he was guiding a toddler. Things like, "We're going to walk ten feet, pause at the x on the ground, take a photograph, turn left, then walk five feet to the base of the steps ..."
I'm absolutely certain Biden's handlers do exactly the same thing every time he does one of these events, which makes these videos even more remarkable. In that top video, Biden is lost after being on stage for a minute, when I'm certain he was informed what he'd do just before he appeared on stage. Mika blames staff, but they're doing the best they can with melted cheese brain Biden. Posted by: bonhomme at July 13, 2023 02:32 PM (R38qh) 61
Who is to say the staff isn't hiding Sundowner away?
Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2023 02:32 PM (lfDP1) 62
Speaking of greasy emminences, what's Chris Christie up to today?
Posted by: Warai-otoko Hopefully accepting a wafer thin mint. Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 13, 2023 02:32 PM (0u4Kn) 63
One of my favorite Rickey Henderson stories was how he pocketed his per diem $ in a shoe box. Like all Rickey stories, who knows if true. But Rickey knows a good deal when Rickey sees one.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at July 13, 2023 02:33 PM (sX1BW) Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2023 02:33 PM (eOEVl) 65
I just can't believe that the Dems would even consider running this decrepit fossil in '24.
It's a gesture of contempt towards the normies, like Wray's testimony. Caligula had his horse, and the Deep State has Droolin' Joe. Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 13, 2023 02:33 PM (2tUFv) 66
His staff made excuses for the unusual turn of events.
The coke high wore off and we're out of Pervitin. Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2023 02:33 PM (gmo/4) 67
Sundowner ***Can't*** do an evening event without 2 days of rest prior, and 2 days of rest after, AND enough speed to get a horse high.
Posted by: Mike_The_Moose at July 13, 2023 02:33 PM (AmpGx) 68
Remember those wild and heady days when SNL would mock Reagan and Ford endlessly? One's too old and forgetful and one's too clumsy. Nothing funny anymore is there SNL?
-------- TBF, they did hit Carter too. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 13, 2023 02:33 PM (krqg6) 69
Mish-translators tell us what women are thinking.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 13, 2023 02:31 PM (krqg6) Mine's broken. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 13, 2023 02:33 PM (BJEtz) 70
I'm sure the other NATO don't miss having a slack jawed retard at the table
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 02:33 PM (VdGjU) 71
45 There's no hiding our offical President is a placeholder for éminence grise .
So he's basically an eminence front? Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 02:30 PM (ZGrMX) It's a put on. Posted by: Pete Townsend at July 13, 2023 02:33 PM (AD14M) 72
"Puppet put back in box. Grownups stay up late to decide fate of world."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 13, 2023 02:33 PM (xcxpd) 73
That clip from Morning Joe is priceless. They know he can't even do the job now--they're just trying to duct tape him together long enough to win one more election.
Win one for The Gimper! Posted by: Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 02:33 PM (ppBhU) 74
As excitement grows about RFKJR replacing the old cretin, assess the weird coincidences between Biden and little Bobby-the-Commie's uncle JFK: Both got into office through fraudulent elections. Both did drugs in the White House. Both had sexual affairs outside of marriage. Both presided over military debacles. Both were connected to organized crime. Posted by: Auspex at July 13, 2023 02:33 PM (j4U/Z) 75
Brzezinski SCOLDS Biden’s staff: “Do a better job because you can’t have these video images of the president tripping or the president like going to wrong way…his age is going to be factor… It makes me mad!”
There’s only so much his staff can do. -------- "In Soviet Amerika, staff jerk YOU!" Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2023 02:33 PM (Ca1yH) 76
the tell is Epps is not rotting in DC solitary for two years before trial.
Posted by: henry at July 13, 2023 02:33 PM (JMDly) 77
I saw the Daughters of Iceland open for the Sons of the Pioneers at the Grand Ole Opry.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 13, 2023 02:34 PM (ScR16) 78
39 re 28: i've been saying that for months, he'll be playing with one of his dogs when he'll trip and fall out a third floor window
that'd be an event with all the dogears of russian defenestration. Posted by: peasant scum anachronda at July 13, 2023 02:34 PM (sGtp+) 79
We want Maaaaaaatloooooooock!
Posted by: Abraham Simpson at July 13, 2023 02:34 PM (ORmZH) 80
o, it's his staff, who should do a better job of hiding Biden's physical and mental impairments from the public.
His staff, in other words, should be as diligent as the Regime Media in hiding reality from voters. ======= It's an admission that Biden isn't capable and is lost. She'd deny it, saying that their failures are just highlighting uncomfortable moments, but we all know what she actually means. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 02:30 PM (LvTSG) Again they have no self awareness. They don’t realize that this scolding of staff for creating a bad perception is the same thing they are doing by scolding them. They are really clueless. Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2023 02:34 PM (MNhXM) 81
So, who's Geppetto?
Who in Washington has said that they'd like to be President again but with someone else as the frontman to take the abuse? Also, this same person is not unfamiliar with putting his hands up men's asses. Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 02:34 PM (ZGrMX) 82
hey ace, here's something you might like. Strip mining is awesome again
"From the opening keynote address, it was clear that the climate crisis itself has become a means for mining interests to obtain social license, providing a ready justification for the industry’s activities. Following a land acknowledgement, Ken Hoffman, head of the battery materials team at McKinsey, took the podium in front of a large room packed with hundreds of people... Decarbonizing the modern world is going to make the mining world a lot of money — by Hoffman’s estimate, on the order of fifteen to twenty trillion dollars. At one point, Hoffman seemed to address a nameless, climate-conscious consumer, the sort of person who wants their personal choices to reflect their desire to save the planet — a desire that, in all likelihood, will enrich the people in that room. “To stop global warming,” he said, “you need us.” https://tinyurl.com/2gwjwb5n You might recognize the name McKinsey. They're the ones who got the no-bid contracts for the COVID lockdown response all around the world. Oh, and they're tied to the WEF. It's almost like it's all coordinated and being forced on an unwilling population. Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 13, 2023 02:35 PM (ulgTA) 83
Let's see Joe pack a stadium and hold a rally.
Posted by: The suspicious electorate at July 13, 2023 02:35 PM (kv87a) 84
"He also told Turkey's Islamic strongman Erdogan that he was "looking forward" to working with him "for the next five years.""
There is truth in senility. They are hoping to tar Trump just enough to make a Biden or Newsome win seem plausible. Posted by: Marcus T at July 13, 2023 02:35 PM (63An5) 85
Mika Brzezinsky knows who to blame for Biden being clearly demented and requiring hand-holding from a caregiver just to walk off a stage. No, not the loathsome Media-Government Complex that foisted this sad demented joke on us.
It makes her mad. What SHOULD make her mad is the realization that she's been played. Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2023 02:35 PM (3hpq0) 86
As excitement grows about RFKJR replacing the old cretin, assess the weird coincidences between Biden and little Bobby-the-Commie's uncle JFK:
Both got into office through fraudulent elections. Both did drugs in the White House. Both had sexual affairs outside of marriage. Both presided over military debacles. Both were connected to organized crime. Posted by: Auspex at July 13, 2023 02:33 PM (j4U/Z) ---------- Both lost their eldest son to combat in foreign wars. Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2023 02:35 PM (Ca1yH) 87
Mika is the definition of Resting Bitch Face.
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 13, 2023 02:36 PM (VMFAF) 88
Brezezinski is a truly vile person. So's her ol man.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2023 02:36 PM (e4fEA) 89
Ngl, Mika is still MILF-esque
Posted by: Montec at July 13, 2023 02:36 PM (Qr9v2) 90
How much more f*cked up can this get? Never mind...I know the answer.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 13, 2023 02:36 PM (Xrfse) 91
Hey Mika... When was the last actual press conference Joe has had ?How about how his "handlers" shoo out everyone from the room when they start asking questions ?So... Mika... F**K you... Figuratively speaking of course
Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2023 02:36 PM (bs+z0) 92
Sundowner ***Can't*** do an evening event without 2 days of rest prior, and 2 days of rest after, AND enough speed to get a horse high.
Yeah, Droolin' Joe did the Modi state dinner in the evening, but he wasn't jet-lagged, and could arrange to rest in the days before and the days after the dinner. Too many formal events to be able to get away with that at a NATO summit. Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 13, 2023 02:36 PM (2tUFv) 93
The rest of the criminals in NATO were happy old Joe was a no show at dinner.
The man stinks like old piss and AquaVelva. But mainly old piss. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 13, 2023 02:36 PM (528Oq) 94
Would like to have heard the 'polite dinner conversation' at the NATO dinner sans rezident retard. You just know they roasted that brain dead piece of shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2023 02:36 PM (Q4IgG) 95
Biden on the world stage:
“The minishing of minishers... The miniseries of cola’s daughter of Ireland... You can tell I’m thinking of home. Of the daughter of Iceland..." https://tinyurl.com/2v39745b The poor translators! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 13, 2023 02:37 PM (FVME7) 96
Perhaps Biden could use some of Biden's coke.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at July 13, 2023 02:37 PM (sX1BW) 97
I-uh, uh-I-uh,, t-t-this-uh morning, m-m-morning I went-uh, I-uh went,, to-uh-to-uh, went to-uh hhmmmmm
yeah Posted by: John Fetterman at July 13, 2023 02:37 PM (5hfjS) 98
Republicans will be pouncing on this shortly…
Posted by: Montec at July 13, 2023 02:37 PM (Qr9v2) 99
And this next bit isn't snark.
Joe Scarborough's face has a plastic, uncanny valley look to it. Is it due to plastic surgery or lighting or makeup? It's like he's a muppet. At least Mika looks like a ordinary homo-sapien. Posted by: 13times at July 13, 2023 02:37 PM (i3azO) 100
Ngl, Mika is still MILF-esque
She looks like an elderly man in a wig. Which is probably what her geriatric snizz looks like too. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 13, 2023 02:37 PM (ppBhU) 101
Win one for The Gimper!
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 02:33 PM (ppBhU) ---- Made me laugh. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 13, 2023 02:37 PM (2YtOq) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2023 02:37 PM (PHmov) 103
Let's see Joe pack a stadium and hold a rally.
Posted by: The suspicious electorate The only thing Joe can pack is his underpants. Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2023 02:38 PM (3hpq0) 104
"I just can't believe that the Dems would even consider running this decrepit fossil in '24."
I think they're ecstatic about propping him up again and would do a third term if it was possible. They could continue doing whatever the hell they wanted and pull Bernie's strings all the way to goose-stepping. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at July 13, 2023 02:38 PM (aXxgO) 105
80 Again they have no self awareness. They don’t realize that this scolding of staff for creating a bad perception is the same thing they are doing by scolding them. They are really clueless.
Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2023 02:34 PM (MNhXM) ======== The ruling party only actually cares about optics as an excuse to make moves within the Kremlin that they want to make anyway. There aren't sudden rumors of Obama's movements against Joe because Joe is an embarrassment. Joe has always been an embarrassment. Obama's moving against him because Joe is not his man. Obama's man is Kamala, and he's using the excuse of Biden's dotage to angle for her, something he wanted to do anyway. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 02:38 PM (LvTSG) 106
They probably found him an 11 year old bed warmer and that replaced his appetite for food.
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at July 13, 2023 02:38 PM (dzZCL) 107
We want Maaaaaaatloooooooock!
Posted by: Abraham Simpson at July 13, 2023 02:34 PM (ORmZH) .. so I walked in with an onion tied to my belt, whixh was the style at the time, and I gave the soda jerk a Bee. A Bee was what we called nickels then. Five Bees for a quarter, you'd say... Posted by: Biden rambling at the NATO photo op at July 13, 2023 02:38 PM (kweZQ) 108
I've noticed that Joe is always in the same blue suit with the same blue patterned tie. Seems strange in a on the spectrum kind of way to only have one color palette in your suit and tie selection.
Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2023 02:38 PM (gmo/4) 109
Both lost their eldest son to combat in foreign wars.
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2023 02:35 PM (Ca1yH) Both claimed to have written something they didn’t. Both had part of their brain removed( too soon?) Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2023 02:38 PM (MNhXM) 110
Seeing rumors of Qbama making secret moves to get rid of Joe.
Not the play of a team that knows their Greatest Voter Fraud Machine is invincible. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 13, 2023 02:38 PM (/ptEt) 111
TBF, they did hit Carter too.
Posted by: andycanuck You're right, they did. Carter was one of those icky Southerners with a hick, drunken brother, a scold of a wife, and a loose cannon of a mother. Not one of the elites. Posted by: Cheri at July 13, 2023 02:39 PM (oiNtH) 112
How can Joe's handlers keep from embarrassing him other than locking him in the basement?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 02:39 PM (VdGjU) 113
Why didn't Kamala fill in for Joe at the dinner? Doesn't a VP cover for things like that? Her conversation alone would have made the entire event.
Posted by: Roy at July 13, 2023 02:39 PM (3M64L) 114
McKinsey also has alot of ties to Justin and the federal Liberals here.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 13, 2023 02:39 PM (krqg6) 115
To take Mika's advice, Joe would need handlers at his side 24/7.
I'll allow it. Nothing says strength and power like an old man being guided every minute of the day. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 13, 2023 02:40 PM (KbCG3) 116
Both lost their eldest son to combat in foreign wars.
- Sure, but at least Bo saved an entire squadron of tanks AND the Ghost of KEEEEV. Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 13, 2023 02:40 PM (ulgTA) 117
Come here, sonny, and I'll tell ya about the war.
Posted by: Mika's geriatric snizz at July 13, 2023 02:40 PM (0u4Kn) 118
110 Seeing rumors of Qbama making secret moves to get rid of Joe.
Not the play of a team that knows their Greatest Voter Fraud Machine is invincible. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 13, 2023 02:38 PM (/ptEt) ======== It's the move of a faction within the ruling class using whatever excuse it has to counter a competing faction for top of the pile. All this shit about "electability" is a joke. John Fetterman is a senator. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 02:40 PM (LvTSG) 119
Seeing rumors of Qbama making secret moves to get rid of Joe.
Not the play of a team that knows their Greatest Voter Fraud Machine is invincible. Or they know it's invincible, but they still want to make it look decent. Nobody's gonna believe 81 million votes for Biden now, except possibly Mika. Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 02:40 PM (ZGrMX) 120
At the end of the video clip, the guy on the right looks like he's gesturing for someone to take this dementia-riddled vegetable off his hands.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2023 02:40 PM (YIVH2) 121
Reality: Joe could have made the dinner. The problem is he would have made a fool of himself and embarrassed the United States while humiliating everyone in attendance.
Just imagine how relieved everyone was to hear he wasn't going to be there. Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at July 13, 2023 02:40 PM (AD14M) 122
Ice cream makes him drowsy.
Posted by: Roy at July 13, 2023 02:40 PM (3M64L) 123
@polynikes-hey dude if you’re going to attribute things to me at least get that shit right. I’ve never sniveled about Dobbs costing us the senate because I do not believe it did.
Posted by: JROD at July 13, 2023 02:40 PM (5qS5C) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 13, 2023 02:40 PM (FVME7) 125
I've noticed that Joe is always in the same blue suit with the same blue patterned tie. Seems strange in a on the spectrum kind of way to only have one color palette in your suit and tie selection.
Posted by: Archer at July 13, He can wet himself in blue. Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 02:40 PM (VdGjU) 126
113 Why didn't Kamala fill in for Joe at the dinner? Doesn't a VP cover for things like that? Her conversation alone would have made the entire event.
Posted by: Roy at July 13, 2023 02:39 PM (3M64L) She can't be at the same place as him in case of assassination so she stayed home Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2023 02:40 PM (bs+z0) 127
Her conversation alone would have made the entire event.
Posted by: Roy at July 13, 2023 02:39 PM (3M64L) ----------- I would pay money to see, say, Rishi Sunak's eyes glaze over as she burbles away. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 13, 2023 02:40 PM (ScR16) 128
hiya
Posted by: JT at July 13, 2023 02:40 PM (T4tVD) 129
Why didn't Kamala fill in for Joe at the dinner? Doesn't a VP cover for things like that? Her conversation alone would have made the entire event.
Posted by: Roy at July 13, 2023 02:39 PM (3M64L) ---- Because Joe is the more articulate of the two. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 13, 2023 02:41 PM (2YtOq) 130
"I just can't believe that the Dems would even consider running this decrepit fossil in '24."
The kink is rubbing our noses in the steal. Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2023 02:41 PM (3hpq0) 131
Why didn't Kamala fill in for Joe at the dinner? Doesn't a VP cover for things like that? Her conversation alone would have made the entire event.
Erdogan would've stoned her to get her to shut up, and not in the way that she prefers. Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 02:41 PM (ZGrMX) 132
Joe Biden skipped the NATO dinner Tuesday night and went back to his hotel. He was too tired. That's one of he downsides of the leader of the free world being 80-years-old. He's too tired to do the job.
++++ Tired. Sundowning. Whatever. They should've made it a NATO brunch. Then he could have attended. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 02:41 PM (t0OGg) 133
Mika blames staff.
I blame the elections directors in Michigan, Pennsylvania, Arizona, Gerogia...et al. Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2023 02:41 PM (e4fEA) 134
I've noticed that Joe is always in the same blue suit with the same blue patterned tie. Seems strange in a on the spectrum kind of way to only have one color palette in your suit and tie selection.
Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2023 02:38 PM (gmo/4) Makes it easy to swap body double footage in and out as needed. Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 02:42 PM (BNncy) 135
63 One of my favorite Rickey Henderson stories was how he pocketed his per diem $ in a shoe box. Like all Rickey stories, who knows if true. But Rickey knows a good deal when Rickey sees one.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at July 13, 2023 02:33 PM (sX1BW) Manny Ramirez, in his days with the Red Sox, was known to have multiple uncashed paychecks in the glovebox of his car. Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 13, 2023 02:42 PM (CCSxw) 136
So the SS had a chance to shiv Biden and didn't.
I thought they would have taken this opportunity. Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 13, 2023 02:42 PM (RIvkX) 137
63 One of my favorite Rickey Henderson stories was how he pocketed his per diem $ in a shoe box. Like all Rickey stories, who knows if true. But Rickey knows a good deal when Rickey sees one.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at July 13, 2023 02:33 PM (sX1BW) Ha. Not sure which player it was but a guy in the early 90s got a million dollar signing bonus. When the team accountant went through the ledger, he noticed the numbers didn't end up. Turns out the player framed the check and didn't realize he had to cash it. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 13, 2023 02:42 PM (KbCG3) 138
> A public disclosure request in WA reveals a fifth grade teacher informing other teachers one of her students is now a boy, not to question it, and not to inform parents.
______________ I think it has to do with his dementia. My dad was like that. He preferred one particular shirt and that shirt only. Mom had to wash it when he was asleep. Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2023 02:42 PM (Q4IgG) 139
Hot damn! Just in time, the DOJ has a new racism crime to fight.
Some likely career criminal scumbag died in a GA jail. And you know how racist those racist in ... solid Democrat Fulton County are. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 13, 2023 02:42 PM (/ptEt) 140
Why didn't Kamala fill in for Joe at the dinner?
She never left the hotel. Someone handed her a bottle of orange juice and it said concentrate. So she tried. Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2023 02:42 PM (3hpq0) 141
I just can't believe that the Dems would even consider running this decrepit fossil in '24.
-------------- They always have the Clintons. Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at July 13, 2023 02:42 PM (sX1BW) 142
Mika Brzezinski SCOLDS Biden's staff: "Do a better job because you can't have these video images of the president tripping or the president like going to wrong way his age is going to be factor It makes me mad!"
++++ BE BETTER PROPAGANDISTS! LIKE ME!!!!! Oy vey. I wonder if these people realize how absurd they look from the outside. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 02:43 PM (t0OGg) 143
Speaking of Bo, this is a friendly reminder that Hunter sent his brother a message saying something like "I'm about to wreck your wife's p*ssy" while they were both alive.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 13, 2023 02:43 PM (ulgTA) 144
Makes it easy to swap body double footage in and out as needed.
The Biden that sat with Sunak for an interview and the one that fucked around with Charles had different faces, so standards aren't high there. Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 02:43 PM (ZGrMX) 145
Who's the guy with Mika who looks like a soy-charged Clark Kent?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 13, 2023 02:43 PM (J2vNu) 146
We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun, where the hot springs flow - President Joseph R. Biden Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 13, 2023 02:43 PM (FVME7) Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 13, 2023 02:44 PM (UCNv1) 148
Ever notice how these cheese-dick talking heads like Mika and Joe are always shuffling papers.on their desk? Like they actually read from them, instead of the teleprompter. And how come Mika has more papers than Joe?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2023 02:44 PM (e4fEA) Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 13, 2023 02:44 PM (ulgTA) 150
Bet *biden's staff would like a word or two with Mika. Out back. In the ally. With a ball bat.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 13, 2023 02:45 PM (Q4IgG) 151
I think Dem, Inc. just want Joe in there until the nomination, when the 2024 Dem VP nominee will not be Kamala Harris.
Posted by: mrp at July 13, 2023 02:45 PM (rj6Yv) 152
149 All this shit about "electability" is a joke. John Fetterman is a senator.
-- Okay, eeyore. Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 13, 2023 02:44 PM (ulgTA) ======= I don't see how this is supposed to counter the argument. How has PA improved? How has AZ, MI, or GA improved? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 02:45 PM (LvTSG) 153
Both had part of their brain removed( too soon?)
Posted by: polynikes at July 13, 2023 02:38 PM (MNhXM) -------- * snort * Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2023 02:45 PM (Ca1yH) 154
If you're going to use a body double, just use the double for everything, and don't pick an actor to act like a retard because you insist on pushing the real retard out there once in a while.
These people must suck at chess. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 02:45 PM (9UlRk) 155
So Joe was shown getting on to AF1... On the short stairs at the back and a slight trip on the way up... Wish he had fallen...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 13, 2023 02:46 PM (bs+z0) 156
All this shit about "electability" is a joke. John Fetterman is a senator.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 02:40 PM (LvTSG) ++++ Biden. Fetterman. Feinstein. Republicans have played this game, too. "Electability" is a false talking point. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 02:46 PM (t0OGg) 157
Well, Mika, I notice that your staff needs to do a better job of making you look like less of an aging prostitute. Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2023 02:25 PM (eOEVl) When I hear Mika's name, I always come back to this photo of sheer journalistic gravitas. https://tinyurl.com/bdz522fp And this Maggie Smith quip from Evil Under The Sun seems appropriate. https://youtu.be/SS5ZDpauub0?t=103 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 13, 2023 02:46 PM (n+4am) 158
They should've made it a NATO brunch. Then he could have attended.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 02:41 PM I'd love to see him after a few Bloody Marys. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 13, 2023 02:46 PM (Wnv9h) 159
All this shit about "electability" is a joke. John Fetterman is a senator.
-- Okay, eeyore. Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 13, 2023 02:44 PM (ulgTA) ======= I don't see how this is supposed to counter the argument. How has PA improved? How has AZ, MI, or GA improved? -- Because reasons and America!!!! Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 13, 2023 02:46 PM (ulgTA) 160
Come here, sonny, and I'll tell ya about the war.
Posted by: Mika's geriatric snizz at July 13, 2023 02:40 PM (0u4Kn) ....just let me put my teeth back in, first.... Posted by: Mikas geriatric snizz at July 13, 2023 02:46 PM (kweZQ) 161
108 I've noticed that Joe is always in the same blue suit with the same blue patterned tie. last guy who could wear a brown suit and make it work was Reagan. Posted by: Auspex at July 13, 2023 02:47 PM (j4U/Z) 162
Why didn't Kamala fill in for Joe at the dinner?
Up there in the great North, she was invited to go ice fishing but pissed everyone of when she had the secret service cut a hole in the ice rink. Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2023 02:47 PM (e4fEA) 163
A public disclosure request in WA reveals a fifth grade teacher informing other teachers one of her students is now a boy, not to question it, and not to inform parents.
______________ Toronto teachers demand school board force kids to attend drag queen story hour against parents' wishes - Edumacation today. Edumacation tomorrow! Edumacation forever! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 13, 2023 02:47 PM (FVME7) 164
Mika is right: Biden's staff could do more to make sure he doesn't fall down in public. They could make him use a walker.
Posted by: Socratease at July 13, 2023 02:47 PM (oqnjT) 165
Were getting all we can out of this paste eating vegetable.
Give us someone with half a brain we can work with. Shit, we could teach Fetterman to dance across the stage in top hat and coat. We can't get Biden to wipe his own ass. There is just nothing left to squeeze out of this guy Posted by: BIDEN'S STAFF at July 13, 2023 02:47 PM (2znMt) 166
156 Republicans have played this game, too. "Electability" is a false talking point.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 02:46 PM (t0OGg) ======== If the Delaware GOP had treated Christine O'Donnell like a regular Republican, like how the PA Dems treated Fetterman, she could have won the senate race in 2010. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 02:48 PM (LvTSG) 167
They should've made it a NATO brunch. Then he could have attended.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 02:41 PM (t0OGg) He would've had a chance to use his tip calculator. Posted by: spindrift at July 13, 2023 02:48 PM (iG1Nf) Posted by: HonestBabe at July 13, 2023 02:48 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2023 02:48 PM (x0n13) 170
> When I hear Mika's name, I always come back to this photo of sheer journalistic gravitas.
Megan Kelly did a very similar photoshoot. Posted by: bonhomme at July 13, 2023 02:48 PM (R38qh) 171
159 Because reasons and America!!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 13, 2023 02:46 PM (ulgTA) ======== *sets of massive fireworks display in a hurricane while holding up American flag* Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 02:48 PM (LvTSG) 172
She looks like an elderly man in a wig.
Which is probably what her geriatric snizz looks like too. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 13, 2023 02:37 PM (ppBhU) Elderly snizz in a merkin. Merkin Mika Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 13, 2023 02:48 PM (NtVYv) 173
He would've had a chance to use his tip calculator.
Posted by: spindrift at July 13, 2023 02:48 PM (iG1Nf) ++++ Something tells me that Bidens don't tip. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 02:48 PM (t0OGg) 174
167 They should've made it a NATO brunch. Then he could have attended.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 02:41 PM (t0OGg) He would've had a chance to use his tip calculator. Posted by: spindrift at July 13, 2023 02:48 PM (iG1Nf) He has a Just the Tip calculator for 12 year old girls. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2023 02:49 PM (x0n13) 175
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Most Definitely NOT Pete Rose at July 13, 2023 02:49 PM (Zz0t1) 176
SHIT
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 02:49 PM (Zz0t1) 177
It makes her mad. What SHOULD make her mad is the realization that she's been played.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2023 02:35 PM (3hpq0) Pretty certain she sleeps like a baby waiting for the next part of her script. The only thing played are anyone who listens to these people thinking they are delivering their own opinions. Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 02:49 PM (BNncy) 178
Damn distractions.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 02:49 PM (Zz0t1) 179
Did someone say blow ? Yes Kamala yes.
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at July 13, 2023 02:49 PM (ytSiK) 180
A public disclosure request in WA reveals a fifth grade teacher informing other teachers one of her students is now a boy, not to question it, and not to inform parents.
______________ Toronto teachers demand school board force kids to attend drag queen story hour against parents' wishes -- Posted at the end of the last thread: This is a sexual fetish. The only way it stops is for parents to begin pressing charges against everyone involved. Anyone who didn't say "Nope, that's wrong" gets a child sex crime charge and permanent ban from being around children or 1000 yards from a school (or whatever). And has to register on the public lists. It's the only way this ends. Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 13, 2023 02:49 PM (ulgTA) 181
I don't see how this is supposed to counter the argument. How has PA improved? How has AZ, MI, or GA improved?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 02:45 PM (LvTSG) -------- Not only have they not improved, but having overtly gotten away with it -- undoubtedly have incentivized D fraudsters in other battleground states do the same. I mean, why not ... who's gonna stop them? Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2023 02:50 PM (Ca1yH) 182
Ever notice how these cheese-dick talking heads like Mika and Joe are always shuffling papers.on their desk? Like they actually read from them, instead of the teleprompter. And how come Mika has more papers than Joe?
Posted by: Diogenes Whenever I go to an in-person meeting at work, the same people attending always bring with them a stack of paperwork and go through them while the meeting is goin on. It's a dick move that says 1) I am so swamped with work that I have to do it now because I am so dedicated, 2) Look at me! I can multi-task. To me it is rude and unprofessional. Last month I had a Doctor come to my office for a meeting and she brought her laptop and started working on it. I asked her when would be a better time to meet as she was obviously too busy. She closed her laptop and we proceeded. Posted by: Cheri at July 13, 2023 02:50 PM (oiNtH) 183
We're being laughed at by EVERY country on Earth.
Madagascar could take us over right now if they wanted to. F*CK you, never Trumpers. IN THE ASS. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 02:50 PM (Zz0t1) 184
The electability of the image is what's important. Sure, Fetterman's dead from the clavicles up, but he stands for Salt of The Earth Union Worker Guy. He's a symbol and nothing more. Nobody votes for human mammals or the ideas and concepts that may or may not be in their stupid meat brains. They vote for the picture in their head that has a face and clothes. The rest is just irrelevant details. Implant that picture, and you got yourself "electability".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 02:50 PM (9UlRk) 185
*sets of massive fireworks display in a hurricane while holding up American flag*
-- (jets roar overhead on their way to be given to Ukraine) Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 13, 2023 02:50 PM (ulgTA) 186
164 Mika is right: Biden's staff could do more to make sure he doesn't fall down in public. They could make him use a walker.
Posted by: Socratease at July 13, 2023 02:47 PM (oqnjT) Life Alert necklace. It alerts the EMTs AND launches our missiles. Convenient! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2023 02:50 PM (x0n13) 187
170 > When I hear Mika's name, I always come back to this photo of sheer journalistic gravitas.
Megan Kelly did a very similar photoshoot. Posted by: bonhomme at July 13, 2023 02:48 PM (R38qh) Scarborough looks like a lesbian what ate some bad butthole. And that's the best picture they had of him. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 13, 2023 02:50 PM (KbCG3) 188
Dungeons and Dragons. Probably whips, too.
Slippery Slope: New D&D video game lets you have gay sex with dude that turns into a bear https://tinyurl.com/yc25bfwh Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 13, 2023 02:51 PM (FVME7) 189
Toronto teachers demand school board force kids to attend drag queen story hour against parents' wishes
------------------- Are there no more pea shooters available to kids in Toronto? Posted by: Quizno Puddinhead at July 13, 2023 02:51 PM (HTCOy) 190
185 (jets roar overhead on their way to be given to Ukraine)
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 13, 2023 02:50 PM (ulgTA) What about Benny? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2023 02:51 PM (x0n13) 191
There was a character on Ren and Stimpy called Wilbur J Cobb. A old TV producer who would blurt out inappropriate sayings and was generally a decrepit old weird man. Hairy Legs Joe reminds me a lot of that guy. "Now get this: They either got it, or they don't got it. But gosh darn it, I can hold my water! Until the masses cry, "Cheat the plate!" And I say unto them, "Let the doves free!"" "If you want to be a genius, it's easy: All you gotta say is, "Everything stinks." Then, you're never wrong. That's how much of a genius I am! That's how I got to where I am today!" [Cobb briefly flashes a G-string] Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 13, 2023 02:51 PM (UCNv1) 192
SHIT
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 02:49 PM (Zz0t1) ------------ I don't think that's the right response, Private. I say "Flash", you say "Thunder". Posted by: LT Winters at July 13, 2023 02:51 PM (ScR16) 193
Joey will have 85 million votes counted for him in 24 and not give a damn that nobody believes it. Did I write give a damn? Hell he won't even be aware of it. Posted by: Auspex at July 13, 2023 02:51 PM (j4U/Z) Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 13, 2023 02:51 PM (Xrfse) 195
... Slippery Slope: New D&D video game lets you have gay sex with dude that turns into a bear ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 13, 2023 02:51 PM (FVME7) ++++ #noThanks Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 02:51 PM (t0OGg) 196
184 The electability of the image is what's important. Sure, Fetterman's dead from the clavicles up, but he stands for Salt of The Earth Union Worker Guy. He's a symbol and nothing more. Nobody votes for human mammals or the ideas and concepts that may or may not be in their stupid meat brains. They vote for the picture in their head that has a face and clothes. The rest is just irrelevant details. Implant that picture, and you got yourself "electability".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 02:50 PM (9UlRk) ======== Which I don't disagree with. It's an excuse for the GOP to push out candidates they don't like. "Oh, we don't like her, so she's unelectable." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 02:51 PM (LvTSG) 197
183 We're being laughed at by EVERY country on Earth.
Madagascar could take us over right now if they wanted to. F*CK you, never Trumpers. IN THE ASS. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 02:50 PM (Zz0t1) I'm not going to say "No mean tweets!" because it was never about that. Instead, I'll say what it was really about: Yeah, but no middle class prosperity. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 13, 2023 02:52 PM (KbCG3) 198
Mika Brzezinski
Enjoy Hell, you filthy whore. Reap it. Barbed cock of Satan, HERE YOU COME! Bitch..... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 02:52 PM (Zz0t1) 199
Poso notices WaPo, NYT, Bloomberg, and Rolling Stone, who used to exclusively refer to 1/6 as an insurrection, are now calling it a protest, a rally, and demonstrations in their coverage of Epps' lawsuit against Fox.
https://tinyurl.com/5bubhsp8 Posted by: bonhomme at July 13, 2023 02:52 PM (R38qh) 200
It wouldn't surprise me a bit if the WH wasn't recording a bunch of generic 2 minute "campaign videos" with JFB doing a quick change between, with background variations, so they have enough basement tape material to last through the last phase of the "campaign."
Posted by: Zek at July 13, 2023 02:52 PM (5FPX4) 201
The president can't use a walker! That would appear weak! It would be like having a president in a wheelchair, which has never happened in the TV era!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 02:52 PM (t0OGg) 202
Joe Scarborough's face has a plastic, uncanny valley look to it. Is it due to plastic surgery or lighting or makeup? It's like he's a muppet.
At least Mika looks like a ordinary homo-sapien. Posted by: 13times ----- Now do Anderson Cooper. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2023 02:52 PM (oeYLT) 203
Everytime I see Mika and Joe I can't get the image of her in a dominatrix outfit pegging the hell out of Joe out of my mind . Brain bleach please
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2023 02:52 PM (PVx3i) 204
If only it wasn't for Biden's incompetent staff and Kamala's incompetent staff those two would be amazing.
Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 02:52 PM (BNncy) 205
198 Mika Brzezinski
Enjoy Hell, you filthy whore. Reap it. Barbed cock of Satan, HERE YOU COME! Bitch..... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 02:52 PM (Zz0t1) "Dude, give me a break. I broke off the tip in her father!" - - Beale Z. Bubb. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2023 02:53 PM (x0n13) 206
Speaking of greasy emminences, what's Chris Christie up to today?
Posted by: Warai-otoko 350-375 Posted by: BruceWayne at July 13, 2023 02:53 PM (CIS44) 207
175 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Most Definitely NOT Pete Rose at July 13, 2023 02:49 PM (Zz0t1) 176 SHIT Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 02:49 PM (Zz0t1) ---------- Horde mind! / Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2023 02:53 PM (Au/50) 208
Megan Kelly did a very similar photoshoot. Posted by: bonhomme at July 13, 2023 02:48 PM (R38qh) I don't doubt it. MeAgain is like a wind sock at a municipal VFR airstrip, changing the direction of her cooter based on the direction of the wind. Currently, the wind is from the right, publicity-wise. To be fair, that wind sock is rather nice to look at, especially considering her age. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 13, 2023 02:53 PM (n+4am) 209
Dungeons and Dragons. Probably whips, too.
Slippery Slope: New D&D video game lets you have gay sex with dude that turns into a bear Attention: Bearfucker, do you need assistance? Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 13, 2023 02:53 PM (ppBhU) 210
Life Alert necklace. It alerts the EMTs AND launches our missiles.
Convenient! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2023 02:50 PM (x0n13) What Biden obviously needs is a Rascal mobility chair. Maybe put some nerf missiles in there for a gag and tell him they're real rockets. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 02:53 PM (zZu0s) 211
This picnicking brunette in a dress is pretty sure that Biden is our most embarrassing president:
https://is.gd/7KajMV Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 02:54 PM (t0OGg) 212
Are there no more pea shooters available to kids in Toronto?
---------- Must be registered and stored off-site. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 13, 2023 02:54 PM (krqg6) 213
209 Dungeons and Dragons. Probably whips, too.
Slippery Slope: New D&D video game lets you have gay sex with dude that turns into a bear Attention: Bearfucker, do you need assistance? Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 13, 2023 02:53 PM (ppBhU) But no Half-orcs or Elves. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 02:54 PM (zZu0s) 214
Now do Anderson Cooper.
--------------- Pretty much Donald Duck with glasses. We know why he waddles. Posted by: Quizno Puddinhead at July 13, 2023 02:54 PM (HTCOy) 215
Life Alert necklace. It alerts the EMTs AND launches our missiles.
Convenient! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2023 02:50 PM (x0n13) ++++ Oh man. A literal "dead man switch" connected to Biden is the stuff nightmares are made of. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 02:54 PM (t0OGg) 216
The important thing is to remember it is Binary Awareness Week.
Posted by: Crom Laughs at July 13, 2023 02:55 PM (yt8+o) 217
Speaking of greasy emminences, what's Chris Christie up to today?
Posted by: Warai-otoko He's up to the dog cart on 42nd slamming a couple foot longs with kraut. Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2023 02:55 PM (e4fEA) 218
211 This picnicking brunette in a dress is pretty sure that Biden is our most embarrassing president:
https://is.gd/7KajMV Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 02:54 PM (t0OGg) ======= Obviously unfamiliar with JQA's propensity to skinny dip in the Potomac. 1/10 Would not bang. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 02:55 PM (LvTSG) 219
"Speaking of Bo, this is a friendly reminder that Hunter sent his brother a message saying something like "I'm about to wreck your wife's p*ssy" while they were both alive."
Is that the truth? Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 13, 2023 02:55 PM (y2cRQ) 220
I wonder how many female staffers have requested to no longer work directly with Joe? Handsy pervs like Joe don't get better with age.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 13, 2023 02:55 PM (2YtOq) 221
212 Are there no more pea shooters available to kids in Toronto?
---------- Must be registered and stored off-site. --------------- Rubber bands and paper clips? That would really hurt if you hit a trannies nut sack. Posted by: Quizno Puddinhead at July 13, 2023 02:55 PM (HTCOy) Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 02:56 PM (9UlRk) 223
219 "Speaking of Bo, this is a friendly reminder that Hunter sent his brother a message saying something like "I'm about to wreck your wife's p*ssy" while they were both alive."
Is that the truth? Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 13, 2023 02:55 PM (y2cRQ) The funny thing is: I could believe this is completely true. Who the fuck are these people? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 02:56 PM (zZu0s) 224
This picnicking brunette in a dress is pretty sure that Biden is our most embarrassing president:
https://is.gd/7KajMV Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 13, 2023 02:54 PM (t0OGg) I see dessert! Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2023 02:56 PM (e4fEA) 225
Now do Anderson Cooper.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2023 02:52 PM (oeYLT) I see we're not into "phrasing" anymore... #eeewww Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 13, 2023 02:56 PM (CCSxw) 226
The important thing is to remember it is Binary Awareness Week.
Posted by: Crom Laughs at July 13, 2023 02:55 PM (yt8+o) ------------- SO CLOSE TO PRIDE MONTH???? Posted by: That guy who gets offended by affronts to Pride Month at July 13, 2023 02:56 PM (ScR16) 227
I've noticed that Joe is always in the same blue suit with the same blue patterned tie. Seems strange in a on the spectrum kind of way to only have one color palette in your suit and tie selection.
Posted by: Archer at July 13, 2023 02:38 PM (gmo/4) +++ I've noticed this happens a lot with old people. They'll wear the same shirt/pants day after day. I don't know what it means. Attachment to something familiar? They just don't care anymore and have given up? Posted by: Mika at July 13, 2023 02:57 PM (XeHMZ) 228
Slippery Slope: New D&D video game lets you have gay sex with dude that turns into a bear
https://tinyurl.com/yc25bfwh Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 13, 2023 02:51 PM (FVME7) --- In the video clip on the Kotaku website, it shows a nearby squirrel drop his nut (an acorn, natch) in astonishment as he witnesses the love between a man and his wildshaping druidic butt-buddy. Poor little squirrel is now traumatized for life... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2023 02:57 PM (YIVH2) 229
"Speaking of Bo, this is a friendly reminder that Hunter sent his brother a message saying something like "I'm about to wreck your wife's p*ssy" while they were both alive."
Is that the truth? ------------- I thought he did it after Bo died Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at July 13, 2023 02:57 PM (sX1BW) 230
Madagascar could take us over right now if they wanted to.
- Rainbow soldiers from the sky Flouncing men who twerk and cry Men who mean it when they say Give us men of the Pink Beret Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 13, 2023 02:57 PM (FVME7) 231
sock off
Posted by: washrivergal at July 13, 2023 02:57 PM (XeHMZ) 232
220 I wonder how many female staffers have requested to no longer work directly with Joe? Handsy pervs like Joe don't get better with age.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 13, 2023 02:55 PM (2YtOq) What are you trying to imply that, unlike Bill Clinton, all the staffers are not jumping all over his trouser meat? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 02:57 PM (zZu0s) 233
Well, Mika, I notice that your staff needs to do a better job of making you look like less of an aging prostitute.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 13, 2023 *** Have you seen Meredith Vieira lately? Mika looks glamorous by comparison. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 13, 2023 02:57 PM (J2vNu) 234
TRUMP!
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 13, 2023 02:58 PM (RSqGO) 235
I mean FDR's handlers managed to keep the public unaware his legs were noodles...
Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2023 02:59 PM (FQmDC) 236
I'm tanned, rested and ready!
Posted by: Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife at July 13, 2023 02:59 PM (kv87a) 237
I don't doubt it. MeAgain is like a wind sock at a municipal VFR airstrip, changing the direction of her cooter based on the direction of the wind. Currently, the wind is from the right, publicity-wise.
To be fair, that wind sock is rather nice to look at, especially considering her age. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 13, 2023 02:53 PM (n+4am) With MeAgian's angular face, she looks like a humanoid Praying Mantis... Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 13, 2023 02:59 PM (CCSxw) 238
I've noticed that Joe is always in the same blue suit with the same blue patterned tie. Seems strange in a on the spectrum kind of way to only have one color palette in your suit and tie selection.
How does she stand up without exposing home plate? Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 02:59 PM (VdGjU) 239
229 "Speaking of Bo, this is a friendly reminder that Hunter sent his brother a message saying something like "I'm about to wreck your wife's p*ssy" while they were both alive."
Is that the truth? ------------- I thought he did it after Bo died Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at July 13, 2023 02:57 PM (sX1BW) ++++ Guy's a crazy effing loon monster. Just like the old man. Posted by: washrivergal at July 13, 2023 02:59 PM (XeHMZ) 240
He's up to the dog cart on 42nd slamming a couple foot longs with kraut.
Posted by: Diogenes What's the Germans got to do with this? Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2023 02:59 PM (3hpq0) 241
234 TRUMP!
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 13, 2023 02:58 PM (RSqGO) ======== I need to know his position on succulents as acceptable house decor before I can vote for him again. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 02:59 PM (LvTSG) 242
The important thing is to remember it is Binary Awareness Week.
Posted by: Crom Laughs 01001010 01101111 01100101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110000 01100001 01101110 01110100 01110011 00100000 01100001 01100111 01100001 01101001 01101110 Posted by: BruceWayne at July 13, 2023 03:00 PM (CIS44) 243
Rainbow soldiers from the sky
Flouncing men who twerk and cry Men who mean it when they say Give us men of the Pink Beret ----------- I wrote "Ballad of the A/C Rangers" as a tribute to Nathan Phillips in the Vietnam times but I doubt I could find it now. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 13, 2023 03:00 PM (krqg6) 244
Iger: "The notion that Disney is in any way sexualizing children, quite frankly, is preposterous."
The DeSantis team put together a pretty good short video in response to this ridiculous claim. https://tinyurl.com/33xv3k2f Posted by: bonhomme at July 13, 2023 03:00 PM (R38qh) Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at July 13, 2023 03:00 PM (KePtS) 246
It wouldn't surprise me a bit if the WH wasn't recording a bunch of generic 2 minute "campaign videos" with JFB doing a quick change between, with background variations, so they have enough basement tape material to last through the last phase of the "campaign."
Posted by: Zek at July 13, 2023 02:52 PM (5FPX4) --- He'll be like "Father" from the movie Equilibrium. A hologram projection of a man who died two years ago, but still spouts out regular AI-generated speeches of the glories of Communism.... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2023 03:00 PM (YIVH2) 247
I expect the Deep State will assassinate Joe and pin it on a MAGA patsy.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 13, 2023 03:00 PM (RSqGO) 248
YEA BUT ..................... TRUMP SAID PUSSY !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 13, 2023 03:00 PM (9e2kV) 249
Speaking of Bo, this is a friendly reminder that Hunter sent his brother a message saying something like "I'm about to wreck your wife's p*ssy" while they were both alive."
Is that the truth? ------------- I thought he did it after Bo died Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at July 13, 2023 02:57 PM (sX1BW) ++++ Guy's a crazy effing loon monster. Just like the old man. Posted by: washrivergal Takes two to tango. What's crazy is Beau's wife allowed it. Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2023 03:00 PM (3hpq0) 250
211 This picnicking brunette in a dress is pretty sure that Biden is our most embarrassing president:
‐------ Hey BOO BOO! Posted by: Yogi the Bear at July 13, 2023 03:01 PM (Wthxy) 251
What's the Germans got to do with this?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2023 02:59 PM (3hpq0) Well if they hadn't bombed Pearl Harbor, Christie would be slimming up with some sushi. Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2023 03:01 PM (e4fEA) 252
245 So, who's Geppetto?
A geppedophle? Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at July 13, 2023 03:00 PM (KePtS) I saw something the other day for a forthcoming Souls-like game that was the 'Lies of P' or something like that. Looked interesting. Even had a Conscience character. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 03:02 PM (zZu0s) 253
Is that a dead intern under your desk or are you just glad to see me??
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 13, 2023 03:02 PM (krqg6) 254
But Matt Yglesias says RDS should drop out because he is not tall enough to be president
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 13, 2023 03:02 PM (1MDmS) 255
Biden was burned out from his bench pressing 320 lbs, Squatting 550, Deadlift 725, and curling 155 lbs !!! So you would be tired too !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on people wake up and smell the roses ..........
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 13, 2023 03:02 PM (9e2kV) 256
Here's some beefcake for the ladies. Yes, I know he plays for the other team, but he's still as hot as they get
https://tinyurl.com/28y57s4d Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2023 03:02 PM (Cd885) 257
Takes two to tango. What's crazy is Beau's wife allowed it.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2023 03:00 PM (3hpq0) Hey, her options were "Fuck the skeevy brother" or "no, sorry, we have no record of a person with that name ever existing". I would have gone with door number two, but hey, to each their own. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 03:02 PM (9UlRk) 258
250 211 This picnicking brunette in a dress is pretty sure that Biden is our most embarrassing president:
‐------ Hey BOO BOO! Posted by: Yogi the Bear at July 13, 2023 03:01 PM (Wthxy) Answer the symmetrical or asymmetric question! Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 03:02 PM (zZu0s) 259
233 Have you seen Meredith Vieira lately? Mika looks glamorous by comparison.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 13, 2023 02:57 PM (J2vNu) Meredith Vieja. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2023 03:02 PM (x0n13) Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2023 03:03 PM (3hpq0) 261
Takes two to tango. What's crazy is Beau's wife allowed it. Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2023 03:00 PM (3hpq0) ++++ No argument. The entire family is bat-shit. Posted by: washrivergal at July 13, 2023 03:03 PM (XeHMZ) 262
The DeSantis team put together a pretty good short video in response to this ridiculous claim.
https://tinyurl.com/33xv3k2f Posted by: bonhomme at July 13, 2023 03:00 PM (R38qh) ---- Well, that was disturbing on so many levels... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2023 03:03 PM (YIVH2) 263
Joey-in-a-wheelchair would evoke FDR. The dems would have a simultaneous conscious nocturnal emission. Posted by: Auspex at July 13, 2023 03:03 PM (j4U/Z) 264
I need to know his position on succulents as acceptable house decor before I can vote for him again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 13, 2023 02:59 PM (LvTSG) He absolutely forbids ownership or cultivation of the jade plant because CHY-NNA Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2023 03:03 PM (LmVS8) 265
Speaking of Bo, this is a friendly reminder that Hunter sent his brother a message saying something like "I'm about to wreck your wife's p*ssy" while they were both alive."
Is that the truth? -- It's impossible to search for anything any more, but that's what was being discussed a few weeks ago. Folks are going through the laptop and finding all kinds of interesting stuff. Allegedly. Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 13, 2023 03:04 PM (ulgTA) 266
Also, as much as I like making bearfucker and other Super Troopers related jokes, I'm finding the subject is coming up way more than I'd like. This used to just be a Canadian problem. But the sexy ursines have come home to roost, and I'm not enjoying it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 13, 2023 03:04 PM (ppBhU) Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2023 03:04 PM (cTCuP) 268
Here's some beefcake for the ladies. Yes, I know he plays for the other team, but he's still as hot as they get
https://tinyurl.com/28y57s4d Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2023 *** He looks faintly familiar, and the name rings a distant bell. Who is he? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 13, 2023 03:04 PM (J2vNu) 269
I don't think he was ever a lifeguard. He saw the Reagan lifeguard photo and appropriated it.
Posted by: torabora at July 13, 2023 03:04 PM (OUiUM) 270
266 Also, as much as I like making bearfucker and other Super Troopers related jokes, I'm finding the subject is coming up way more than I'd like. This used to just be a Canadian problem. But the sexy ursines have come home to roost, and I'm not enjoying it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 13, 2023 03:04 PM (ppBhU) *golfclap* Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 03:05 PM (zZu0s) 271
Joey-in-a-wheelchair would evoke FDR.
The dems would have a simultaneous conscious nocturnal emission. Posted by: Auspex at July 13, 2023 03:03 PM (j4U/Z) Would be hilarious if the staff were begging and pleading for him to use a wheelchair but his crazy old ass gets violent every time they try to strap him into one.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 03:05 PM (9UlRk) 272
He looks faintly familiar, and the name rings a distant bell. Who is he?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere Greg Louganis. Olympic diver. Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2023 03:05 PM (Cd885) 273
247 I expect the Deep State will assassinate Joe and pin it on a MAGA patsy.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 13, 2023 03:00 PM (RSqGO) Pin on MAGA pasties? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2023 03:05 PM (x0n13) 274
To refer to what Mika and Joe do as 'news' ass-rapes the word.
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at July 13, 2023 03:05 PM (JNTt1) 275
Those dinners aren't just a time to have a nice meal. It's when conversations happen between world leaders and relationships are formed.
_______________ Also when world leaders get to size up Biden's physical and mental state with their own eyes. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:07 PM (YqDXo) 276
274 To refer to what Mika and Joe do as 'news' ass-rapes the word.
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at July 13, 2023 03:05 PM (JNTt1) Did he stop killing his interns yet? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2023 03:07 PM (x0n13) 277
273 247 I expect the Deep State will assassinate Joe and pin it on a MAGA patsy.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 13, 2023 03:00 PM (RSqGO) Pin on MAGA pasties? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2023 03:05 PM (x0n13) https://tinyurl.com/5x4kfmsu Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 03:07 PM (zZu0s) 278
whoever posted that DeSantis War Room tweet, that was quick work. The tweet is only 15 mins. old and already has 14k views
Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2023 03:07 PM (LmVS8) 279
Damn, COIN now up +20%. Nothing says solid rally like COIN being up 20% in one day.
Posted by: Quizno Puddinhead at July 13, 2023 03:07 PM (HTCOy) 280
Mika Brzezinsky knows who to blame for Biden being clearly demented and requiring hand-holding from a caregiver just to walk off a stage. No, not the loathsome Media-Government Complex that foisted this sad demented joke on us.
No, it's his staff, who should do a better job of hiding Biden's physical and mental impairments from the public. ____________ Why? No one hides her mental impairments from the public. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:08 PM (YqDXo) 281
Rainbow soldiers from the sky
Flouncing men who twerk and cry Men who mean it when they say Give us men of the Pink Beret I gotta say that this has been one funny day here at the HQ. Can't stop laughing. Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 13, 2023 03:08 PM (Xrfse) 282
He looks faintly familiar, and the name rings a distant bell. Who is he?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 13, 2023 03:04 PM Greg Louganis. Diver: 0 Diving Platform: 1 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 13, 2023 03:08 PM (Wnv9h) Posted by: creeper at July 13, 2023 03:08 PM (cTCuP) 284
I found it VERY funny when Trump was talking about how Mika and InternKiller Joe were trying to get into Trump's party and he was commenting about how she was still bleeding from her surgery to try an make her less hideous.
Good times. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 03:08 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 03:08 PM (VdGjU) 286
Everybody who leads other countries and most of their populations know that Joe Biden has some form of dementia, and that the people in actual power are keeping him therein part-not only to be the real power-but to rub it in the noses of the pople who know that we had a coup.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2023 03:08 PM (Keyt1) 287
Pin on MAGA pasties?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2023 03:05 PM (x0n13) https://tinyurl.com/5x4kfmsu Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 13, 2023 03:07 PM (zZu0s) -------- I like the cut of her...uh...jib. (More like a balloon spinnaker.) Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 13, 2023 03:09 PM (ScR16) 288
Greg Louganis.
Diver: 0 Diving Platform: 1 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 13, 2023 03:08 PM (Wnv9h) Yes. He gave himself a flip top head. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 03:09 PM (Zz0t1) 289
Greg Louganis. Olympic diver.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2023 03:05 PM (Cd885) _____________ Wasn't he the fruit who hit his head on the diving board and bled on it when he had AIDS? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:09 PM (YqDXo) 290
something like "I'm about to wreck your wife's p*ssy"
------- That's a good way for a man to get himself hospitalicized or killed or both but that's just me Posted by: ... at July 13, 2023 03:09 PM (BNncy) 291
281 Rainbow soldiers from the sky
Flouncing men who twerk and cry Men who mean it when they say Give us men of the Pink Beret I gotta say that this has been one funny day here at the HQ. Can't stop laughing. Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 13, 2023 03:08 PM (Xrfse) Staff Sgt. Hairy Saddler. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2023 03:09 PM (x0n13) 292
But Matt Yglesias says RDS should drop out because he is not tall enough to be president
And no doubt thinks that that is a stunningly brilliant insight. Posted by: Oddbob at July 13, 2023 03:09 PM (nfrXX) 293
Mika Models Merkins for Melvins'
Mika Models Merkins for Melvins' Mika Models Merkins for Melvins' Mika Models Merkins for Melvins' Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 13, 2023 03:09 PM (NtVYv) 294
I heard Mike feeds Joe lots of fresh interns, and that's how she keeps his politics liberal.
Posted by: zombie Charlie Rangel at July 13, 2023 03:09 PM (r/ZFc) 295
It's shocking how hard it is to find information now. You search for something and the gatekeepers close ranks all around you.
Although this is pretty funny: "In the note Hunter had written: "It really really was devastating to me that you adopted Kathleen's narrative: 'Dad and Aunt Hallie (K's words exactly to me tonight on phone with girls in room) were F***ING the day after Uncle Beau died." https://tinyurl.com/2k4hbn9m Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 13, 2023 03:09 PM (ulgTA) 296
Pin on MAGA pasties?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2023 03:05 PM (x0n13) Pin on MAGA patsies. Posted by: FBI at July 13, 2023 03:10 PM (KbCG3) 297
Greg Louganis.
Diver: 0 Diving Platform: 1 Posted by: RedMindBlueState He said when he did that he grabbed his head and tried to hold in the blood cause he knew it was all AIDSy. but it was not public knowledge. Posted by: BruceWayne at July 13, 2023 03:10 PM (CIS44) 298
So he flew all that way for a nap?!! Global warmening is realzz!
Posted by: InZona at July 13, 2023 03:10 PM (T6ga+) 299
"sure I wear women's underwear, by gum, they're comfortable, that's why the women wear em, you think I'm crazy man? I'll take you outside and flip you like a cheese omlet you young son of a busdriver!" - President Biden Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 13, 2023 03:10 PM (UCNv1) 300
81 million votes my ass.
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Don't Kill at July 13, 2023 03:10 PM (0q+t6) Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 13, 2023 03:11 PM (UCNv1) 302
Iger makes ludicrous claim that his bitch-ass company is not sexualizing children, and within minutes the internet has the receipts.
way to go bozo Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2023 03:11 PM (LmVS8) 303
Staff, cane, whatever.
Posted by: DaveA at July 13, 2023 03:12 PM (FhXTo) 304
It's impossible to search for anything any more, but that's what was being discussed a few weeks ago. Folks are going through the laptop and finding all kinds of interesting stuff.
Allegedly. Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 13, 2023 03:04 PM (ulgTA) ______________ Russian Easter eggs. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:12 PM (YqDXo) 305
Iger makes ludicrous claim that his bitch-ass company is not sexualizing children, and within minutes the internet has the receipts.
way to go bozo Posted by: kallisto But ya see it's not political because it's simply the right think to do. -Bob Iger Posted by: BruceWayne at July 13, 2023 03:12 PM (CIS44) 306
So Disney plans on becoming the new Orgy Island? Too bad Michael Jackson in not around to see this.
Posted by: Quizno Puddinhead at July 13, 2023 03:12 PM (HTCOy) 307
Michael Shellenberger
@shellenberger Biden and the FBI suggest that domestic terrorism is increasing, but it's not. And now, a new investigation by Public reveals that the FBI is deliberately stoking domestic extremism and white supremacy in order to paint Republicans as terrorists. - I shan't believe that Biden and the FBI (and their MSM minion) would do a thing like that. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 13, 2023 03:13 PM (FVME7) 308
Ok. There's a difference between being HIV + and having AIDS.
He was HIV +, and he should have alerted the medical staff who were stitching him up. However, he did not have AIDS, nor did he die from AIDS. Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2023 03:13 PM (Cd885) 309
Michael Shellenberger
@shellenberger Biden and the FBI suggest that domestic terrorism is increasing, but it's not. And now, a new investigation by Public reveals that the FBI is deliberately stoking domestic extremism and white supremacy in order to paint Republicans as terrorists. - Well, duh. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 03:13 PM (Zz0t1) 310
"Dude, give me a break. I broke off the tip in her father!" - - Beale Z. Bubb. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 13, 2023 02:53 PM (x0n13) ---------- Interesting trivia: When Prager was at Columbia in grad studying Russian Affairs, the professor of my graduate seminar in advanced Communist Studies was Zbigniew Brzezinski -- who once chided Dennis for using the word “totalitarian” to describe the Soviet Union. Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2023 03:13 PM (slNPS) 311
Mika Models Merkins for Melvins'
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 13, 2023 03:09 PM (NtVYv) Oh FUCK no she doesn't! Posted by: King Buzzo at July 13, 2023 03:13 PM (uoAlb) 312
287 Pin on MAGA pasties?
---------- A proofreader at my old work [who was an American draft-dodger BTW] would not believe that 'pasties' are a British meat pie/turnover until I showed him it in the dictionary. He had been 'correcting' the typesetters to use "pastries" in the cooking story for one of our women's magazines. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 13, 2023 03:13 PM (krqg6) 313
Ok. There's a difference between being HIV + and having AIDS.
He was HIV +, and he should have alerted the medical staff who were stitching him up. However, he did not have AIDS, nor did he die from AIDS. Posted by: nurse ratched at July 13, 2023 03:13 PM (Cd885) As we learned from Magic Johnson, HIV is cured with money. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 03:14 PM (Zz0t1) 314
*professor of his ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2023 03:14 PM (slNPS) 315
I mean, why not ... who's gonna stop them?
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2023 02:50 PM (Ca1yH) I hadn't even considered the fraud spreading. **pounds head on desk** Posted by: Iris at July 13, 2023 03:14 PM (NaH5I) 316
Hallie has a son named Hunter.
Born while Beau was still alive. Ordinarily not as weird as all that. But with this crowd? Posted by: blaster at July 13, 2023 03:14 PM (pwExq) 317
That's hilarious. In duckduckgo you search for "beau biden cuckold" and you get "Beau Biden's Military Service: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know"
Gosh, thanks gatekeepers. I think I'll read that now instead. Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 13, 2023 03:14 PM (ulgTA) 318
CrotcheyOldJarhead didn't like the picture of the redhead in boots which I posted earlier. So here's a busty redhead who isn't wearing a push up bra and doesn't have her boobs taped together like Joe Mannix's earlier boobettel. This woman looks a little young too, but she's better than pictures of women who look like they stuck beachballs down their shirts, and she's not a selfie queen:
https://tinyurl.com/n3utpns6 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2023 03:15 PM (Keyt1) Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 13, 2023 03:15 PM (Bd6X8) 320
Iger makes ludicrous claim that his bitch-ass company is not sexualizing children, and within minutes the internet has the receipts.
- Also, Indiana Jones and the Budweiser of Destiny is a great movie! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 13, 2023 03:15 PM (FVME7) 321
300 81 million votes my ass.
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Don't Kill at July 13, 2023 03:10 PM (0q+t6) ++++ I've always said 30 million and I'm sticking to it. Posted by: washrivergal at July 13, 2023 03:15 PM (XeHMZ) 322
The chick from the airplane that went psycho claiming the guy wasn't real? Someone made a meme with her and the GameStop "It's ma'am" guy. 😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2023 03:15 PM (3hpq0) 323
316 Hallie has a son named Hunter.
Born while Beau was still alive. Ordinarily not as weird as all that. But with this crowd? Posted by: blaster at July 13, 2023 03:14 PM (pwExq) You could probably count on one hand the number of possible pairings of any two Bidens that haven't had some kind of sexual contact with each other. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 03:15 PM (9UlRk) 324
242 The important thing is to remember it is Binary Awareness Week.
Posted by: Crom Laughs 01001010 01101111 01100101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110000 01100001 01101110 01110100 01110011 00100000 01100001 01100111 01100001 01101001 01101110 +++ 01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01001010 01101111 01100101 00100000 01000010 01101001 01100100 01100101 01101110 00100001 Posted by: Florida Peasant at July 13, 2023 03:15 PM (dr4Q1) 325
This woman looks a little young too, but she's better than pictures of women who look like they stuck beachballs down their shirts, and she's not a selfie queen:
https://tinyurl.com/n3utpns6 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2023 03:15 PM (Keyt1) Nicely done. Well played. I'd like my soul back now, please. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 03:16 PM (Zz0t1) 326
As we learned from Magic Johnson, HIV is cured with money.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 03:14 PM (Zz0t1) Everything is cured with money. Posted by: Also makes the world go round at July 13, 2023 03:16 PM (uoAlb) 327
Thanks for getting back to me, Moron Robbie
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 13, 2023 03:16 PM (y2cRQ) 328
COIN now +21%. These guys really know their stuff.
Posted by: Quizno Puddinhead at July 13, 2023 03:16 PM (HTCOy) 329
Michael Shellenberger
@shellenberger Biden and the FBI suggest that domestic terrorism is increasing, but it's not. And now, a new investigation by Public reveals that the FBI is deliberately stoking domestic extremism and white supremacy in order to paint Republicans as terrorists. The 90's called. Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2023 03:17 PM (3hpq0) 330
A proofreader at my old work [who was an American draft-dodger BTW] would not believe that 'pasties' are a British meat pie/turnover until I showed him it in the dictionary. He had been 'correcting' the typesetters to use "pastries" in the cooking story for one of our women's magazines.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 13, 2023 03:13 PM (krqg6) ------------- However, with the meat-pie kind of "pasties", the "a" is pronounced like the "a" in "at". Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 13, 2023 03:17 PM (ScR16) 331
Old Joe wears the same suit and tie everyday so he can digitally cut and pasted into any photo/video setting once he sheds his mortal coil.
Posted by: Regular joe at July 13, 2023 03:17 PM (nnp+f) 332
This woman looks a little young too, but she's better than pictures of women who look like they stuck beachballs down their shirts, and she's not a selfie queen:
https://tinyurl.com/n3utpns6 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2023 03:15 PM (Keyt1) Nicely done. Well played. I'd like my soul back now, please. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 03:16 PM (Zz0t1) --- I dunno...it does look like she may have stuffed a beach ball or two *up* her shirt... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2023 03:17 PM (YIVH2) 333
I'd like my soul back now, please.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 03:16 PM (Zz0t1) Just tell yourself she's young enough to be your daughter (?) and your soul will return. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2023 03:17 PM (Keyt1) 334
253 Is that a dead intern under your desk or are you just glad to see me??
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 13, 2023 03:02 PM (krqg6) _________________ Yao Ming 2024! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:17 PM (YqDXo) 335
The important thing is to remember it is Binary Awareness Week.
Posted by: Crom Laughs There's two types of people. 10. Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2023 03:17 PM (3hpq0) 336
It is nice to have an invalid president. Might as well give him FDR's wheelchair
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 13, 2023 03:17 PM (VWp7G) 337
Norms restored.
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 13, 2023 03:18 PM (xT7BI) 338
https://tinyurl.com/n3utpns6
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2023 03:15 PM (Keyt1) She has puppies in her sweater Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 13, 2023 03:18 PM (NtVYv) 339
Thanks for getting back to me, Moron Robbie
Posted by: Jinx the Cat -- I'm going to track it down because I remember seeing it discussed. The worst part about modern internet is that there is so much that isn't cataloged. Facebook, substack, instagram, etc. are all walled gardens, and when you search you aren't getting those results. And that sucks. Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 13, 2023 03:18 PM (ulgTA) 340
Gosh, thanks gatekeepers. I think I'll read that now instead.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 13, 2023 03:14 PM (ulgTA) Maybe that IS the answer. Beaus cucking started when he was deployed Posted by: blaster at July 13, 2023 03:18 PM (pwExq) 341
But Matt Yglesias says RDS should drop out because he is not tall enough to be president
______________ Yao Ming 2024! (Sorry about the boo-boo.) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:18 PM (YqDXo) 342
There are only 000010 genders.
Posted by: Celebrating binary week at July 13, 2023 03:18 PM (uoAlb) 343
Iger makes ludicrous claim that his bitch-ass company is not sexualizing children, and within minutes the internet has the receipts.
way to go bozo Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2023 03:11 PM (LmVS ![]() Either they have someone preternaturally fast, or they have a LOT of stuff stored up to do fast responses just in case Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2023 03:18 PM (xhaym) 344
Joey-in-a-wheelchair
He needs a walker. Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 03:08 PM (VdGjU) He needs A Place For Dad. Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2023 03:18 PM (e4fEA) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 13, 2023 03:18 PM (FVME7) 346
However, with the meat-pie kind of "pasties", the "a" is pronounced like the "a" in "at".
--------- Yes. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 13, 2023 03:19 PM (krqg6) 347
>>>This woman looks a little young too, but she's better than pictures of women who look like they stuck beachballs down their shirts, and she's not a selfie queen:
Mmm... redheads. *drools* Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 13, 2023 03:19 PM (VWp7G) Posted by: BruceWayne at July 13, 2023 03:19 PM (CIS44) 349
https://tinyurl.com/n3utpns6
Posted by: FenelonSpoke I think you just conceded the game to Joe Mannix. Posted by: Oddbob at July 13, 2023 03:19 PM (nfrXX) 350
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 13, 2023 03:17 PM (YIVH2)
No, not compared to internet search "Busty redheads" and you get pictures ofwoman who are so busty I looks like they should have breast reduction surgery and that it's positively painful on the back Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2023 03:19 PM (Keyt1) 351
>>>He needs A Place For Dad.
Posted by: Diogenes That place should be the Death Star's trash compactor. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 13, 2023 03:19 PM (VWp7G) 352
Fran Drescher SAG Pres giving a speech in favor of a strike. "We are the victims". No one gives a flying rats ass Fran
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2023 03:20 PM (PVx3i) 353
"I'm about to wreck your wife's p*ssy"
- Sounds like something Cary Grant would say. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Stuff Rock Hudson wouldn't say for $200 Alex. Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2023 03:20 PM (3hpq0) 354
hahaha, speaking of HIV/AIDS, I forgot that Hunter told Bo's wife she needed to get tested after he banged her.
https://tinyurl.com/y4sbr42z Man, what a classy bunch. Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 13, 2023 03:20 PM (ulgTA) 355
Watching COIN rally is like listening to Wray testify.
Posted by: Quizno Puddinhead at July 13, 2023 03:20 PM (HTCOy) Posted by: just make it stop at July 13, 2023 03:21 PM (sh1GZ) 357
Compare and contrast:
When Trump attended he had a black tie dinner with all the leading business leaders of Europe. When Obama attended he had a dinner with "some interesting people" as he put it. Artists, leftists. Joe just went to bed early. Posted by: PJ at July 13, 2023 03:21 PM (G1dq6) 358
The chick from the airplane that went psycho claiming the guy wasn't real? Someone made a meme with her and the GameStop "It's ma'am" guy. 😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 I read somewhere that the guy sitting next to her had his face tattooed and it freaked her out. I got on a bus recently where a guy had his face tattooed including his eyelids. He looked Satanic and I couldn't wait to get off the bus. Posted by: Cheri at July 13, 2023 03:21 PM (oiNtH) 359
You could probably count on one hand the number of possible pairings of any two Bidens that haven't had some kind of sexual contact with each other.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 03:15 PM (9UlRk) _____________ Which is why Major, Biden's dog, beat feet when Biden was chasing him after getting out of the shower (presumably in his birthday suit). Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:21 PM (YqDXo) 360
The praetorian guard press is annoyed their job is getting harder and looking to blame others for their failure.
I'd be amused, if it weren't so sad for the fallen nation we once lived in. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 13, 2023 02:25 PM (N1DT3) --- Try blaming toxic fans, that's worked well for us. - Disney/Marvel/Lucasfilm Posted by: Darth Randall at July 13, 2023 03:21 PM (xT7BI) 361
SAG strikes at midnight. Writers already on strike. Anyway....
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2023 03:21 PM (PVx3i) 362
Compare and contrast:
When Trump attended he had a black tie dinner with all the leading business leaders of Europe. When Obama attended he had a dinner with "some interesting people" as he put it. Artists, leftists, homosexuals. Joe just went to bed early. Posted by: PJ at July 13, 2023 03:21 PM (G1dq6) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:22 PM (YqDXo) 363
hahaha, speaking of HIV/AIDS, I forgot that Hunter told Bo's wife she needed to get tested after he banged her.
https://tinyurl.com/y4sbr42z Man, what a classy bunch. Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 13, 2023 03:20 PM (ulgTA) --------- White House, White Trash. Sounds like a highbrow PBS TV series ... Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2023 03:22 PM (slNPS) Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at July 13, 2023 03:22 PM (Zz0t1) 365
Fran Drescher SAG Pres giving a speech in favor of a strike. "We are the victims". No one gives a flying rats ass Fran
Posted by: Smell the Glove When a top tier Hollywood release loses $300 million dollars, the actors and actresses best not be claiming they need moar money. Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2023 03:23 PM (3hpq0) 366
I hope all of Hollywood wind up living in tents on Sepulveda Blvd.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 13, 2023 03:23 PM (RIvkX) 367
Stuff Rock Hudson wouldn't say for $200 Alex.
--------- That's why McMillan and Wife was set in Frisco. Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 13, 2023 03:23 PM (krqg6) 368
Damn. I should've become a wealthy degenerate instead of trying to earn an honest living.
Posted by: So many wrong life choices at July 13, 2023 03:23 PM (uoAlb) 369
361 SAG strikes at midnight. Writers already on strike. Anyway....
----------------- Too bad this doesn't cover journalists. Posted by: Quizno Puddinhead at July 13, 2023 03:23 PM (HTCOy) 370
The funny thing is that Hunter is most likely incredibly impotent by now.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 03:23 PM (9UlRk) 371
Either they have someone preternaturally fast, or they have a LOT of stuff stored up to do fast responses just in case
Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2023 03:18 PM (xhaym) ______________ I'm sure it's the latter. It's the kind of planning and foresight we need. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:24 PM (YqDXo) 372
Gosh, I hope they don't strike forever.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 13, 2023 03:24 PM (ppBhU) Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2023 03:25 PM (slNPS) 374
White House, White Trash.
Sounds like a highbrow PBS TV series ... Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 13, 2023 03:22 PM (slNPS) _______________ The White Nursing Home. Make it a sitcom. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:25 PM (YqDXo) 375
SAG strikes at midnight. Writers already on strike. Anyway....
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2023 03:21 PM What a tragedy. Anyway.... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 13, 2023 03:25 PM (Wnv9h) Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 13, 2023 03:25 PM (glGDV) 377
372 Gosh, I hope they don't strike forever.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 13, 2023 03:24 PM (ppBhU) Seriously, what would we do if there's a delay for the next Fran Drescher movie?!?!?!?! Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 03:25 PM (9UlRk) 378
SAG strikes at midnight. Writers already on strike. Anyway....
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2023 03:21 PM (PVx3i) It is faster if you just pull the scab off Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2023 03:25 PM (xhaym) 379
What strike?
Posted by: Most people at July 13, 2023 03:25 PM (kv87a) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 13, 2023 03:26 PM (5xURv) 381
hahaha, speaking of HIV/AIDS, I forgot that Hunter told Bo's wife she needed to get tested after he banged her.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 13, 2023 03:20 PM (ulgTA) _________________ Nice. Very nice. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:26 PM (YqDXo) 382
The White Nursing Home. Make it a sitcom.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:25 PM (YqDXo) Downstairs, Downstairs Even Faster Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 03:26 PM (9UlRk) 383
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 13, 2023 03:20 PM (ulgTA)
worse than the text of the email, Hunter's cameltoe is brazenly on display in that pic. wtaf Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2023 03:26 PM (LmVS8) 384
Other than seeing them implode, I don't give a rat's ass about Disney. I've have no affinity towards the franchise since I was a kid. Obligatory get off of my lawn.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 13, 2023 03:26 PM (Xrfse) 385
SAG strikes at midnight. Writers already on strike. Anyway....
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2023 03:21 PM (PVx3i) It is faster if you just pull the scab off Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2023 03:25 PM (xhaym) ---------- *golf clap* Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 13, 2023 03:26 PM (ScR16) 386
Dr. Feelgood, white courtesy telephone.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 13, 2023 03:27 PM (glGDV) 387
had
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 13, 2023 03:27 PM (Xrfse) 388
Fran Drescher SAG Pres giving a speech in favor of a strike. "We are the victims". No one gives a flying rats ass Fran
Posted by: Smell the Glove ______________ Anyone with ears is a victim of Fran Drescher. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:27 PM (YqDXo) 389
Can they hire H-1B script writers?
Posted by: Quizno Puddinhead at July 13, 2023 03:27 PM (HTCOy) 390
I think you just conceded the game to Joe Mannix.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 13, 2023 03:19 PM (nfrXX) No; I didn't. That was only because Crotchety Old Jarhead didn't like the picture I posted earler. Joe is quite capable of posting busty boobettes showing their stuff. This one was pretty modest compared to some of them. Not a low cut outfit, no side boobs or underboob or " cups runneth over" pictures. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2023 03:27 PM (Keyt1) 391
He needs a walker.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 13, 2023 03:08 PM (VdGjU) With tennis balls on the front feet Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at July 13, 2023 03:27 PM (T/Lqj) 392
The White Nursing Home. Make it a sitcom. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:25 PM (YqDXo) +++ They could make it absolutely factual and it would come off so absurd no one would believe it. Posted by: washrivergal at July 13, 2023 03:27 PM (XeHMZ) 393
Which is why Major, Biden's dog, beat feet when Biden was chasing him after getting out of the shower (presumably in his birthday suit).
They officially said Joe was nude while chasing the dog. Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 03:27 PM (ZGrMX) 394
The White Nursing Home. Make it a sitcom.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:25 PM (YqDXo) Downstairs, Downstairs Even Faster Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 03:26 PM (9UlRk) ______________ The Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:28 PM (YqDXo) 395
Hunter Biden is manspreading on a beach chair and there is no discernible bulge visible.
Only one conclusion can be drawn...spawn of the pResdient can only boast a micropenis. Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2023 03:28 PM (LmVS8) 396
Which is why Major, Biden's dog, beat feet when Biden was chasing him after getting out of the shower (presumably in his birthday suit).
They officially said Joe was nude while chasing the dog. Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 03:27 PM (ZGrMX) _____________ I didn't remember that. No wonder Major split. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:29 PM (YqDXo) 397
What do the call them again?
Bucket list? Dead pool? Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 13, 2023 03:25 PM (glGDV) Grain bill Posted by: Death, the arbiter of justice against whom no door is barred nor wall unbreached at July 13, 2023 03:29 PM (xhaym) Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 03:29 PM (9UlRk) 399
Which is why Major, Biden's dog, beat feet when Biden was chasing him after getting out of the shower (presumably in his birthday suit).
They officially said Joe was nude while chasing the dog. Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 03:27 PM (ZGrMX) ----------- Naked dog-chasing - new event at the Gay Olympics. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 13, 2023 03:29 PM (ScR16) 400
393 Which is why Major, Biden's dog, beat feet when Biden was chasing him after getting out of the shower (presumably in his birthday suit).
They officially said Joe was nude while chasing the dog. Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 03:27 PM (ZGrMX) ++++ Episode One. Posted by: washrivergal at July 13, 2023 03:29 PM (XeHMZ) 401
Which is why Major, Biden's dog, beat feet when Biden was chasing him after getting out of the shower (presumably in his birthday suit).
They officially said Joe was nude while chasing the dog. Posted by: Ian S. at July 13, 2023 03:27 PM (ZGrMX) He was also nude while showering with his daughter. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 03:29 PM (Zz0t1) 402
and Hallie looks like Hell-y
Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2023 03:29 PM (LmVS8) 403
The White Nursing Home. Make it a sitcom.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:25 PM (YqDXo) +++ They could make it absolutely factual and it would come off so absurd no one would believe it. Posted by: washrivergal at July 13, 2023 03:27 PM (XeHMZ) ______________ No writers needed. Just tone down the absurdity a bit, and you've got a script. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:30 PM (YqDXo) 404
and Hallie looks like Hell-y
Posted by: kallisto at July 13, 2023 03:29 PM (LmVS ![]() She married into a family that belongs on Jerry Springer. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 03:30 PM (Zz0t1) 405
Nothing to stop Garland, Wray, Mayorkas, and all the rest from doing.what they've been doing, and stonewalling day after day. Nothing
Posted by: JM in Florida -- now in IllinoisI at July 13, 2023 03:30 PM (6HJoS) 406
So do we make one big shebang of a "Hunter's Coke" episode, or make it more of a running gag in every episode?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 03:30 PM (9UlRk) 407
SAG strikes at midnight. Writers already on strike. Anyway....
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2023 03:21 PM (PVx3i) It is faster if you just pull the scab off Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2023 03:25 PM (xhaym) ---------- *golf clap* Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight Just don't picket. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 13, 2023 03:30 PM (KnK6d) 408
To add to my point way up there
If the staff knows it's lights out time for Sundowner I have no doubt they call a lid and hide him away, if he is on meds and good they send him out Posted by: Skip at July 13, 2023 03:31 PM (xhxe8) Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 13, 2023 03:31 PM (AcWfM) 410
Hunter Biden is manspreading on a beach chair and there is no discernible bulge visible.
Only one conclusion can be drawn...spawn of the pResdient can only boast a micropenis. Posted by: kallisto He's like those characters from The Strain. Where their junk just falls off. Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2023 03:31 PM (3hpq0) 411
Libs of Tik Tok tells on a troll to his mother, a State Department employee.
https://tinyurl.com/msaax8bj Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 13, 2023 03:31 PM (FVME7) 412
The White Nursing Home. Make it a sitcom.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:25 PM (YqDXo) Downstairs, Downstairs Even Faster Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 03:26 PM (9UlRk) ______________ The East Rear Enders. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:28 PM Are You Being Serviced? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 13, 2023 03:31 PM (Wnv9h) 413
So do we make one big shebang of a "Hunter's Coke" episode, or make it more of a running gag in every episode?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 03:30 PM (9UlRk) Well, if Hunter's involved, it would be hebang. And the episode would be called "Anything With a Hole." Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 13, 2023 03:31 PM (Zz0t1) 414
375 SAG strikes at midnight. Writers already on strike. Anyway....
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2023 03:21 PM What a tragedy. Anyway.... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 13, 2023 03:25 PM (Wnv9h) Film Actors Guild goes on STRIKE? Well, at least FAG isn't striking during Pride month. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2023 03:31 PM (oHd/0) 415
Can they hire H-1B script writers?
Posted by: Quizno Puddinhead at July 13, 2023 03:27 PM (HTCOy) ______________ Screen writing credits to Gupta and Ramaswamy. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:31 PM (YqDXo) 416
She married into a family that belongs on Jerry Springer.
- Imagine the stripper thinking "dang, those people are f*cked up" Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 13, 2023 03:32 PM (ulgTA) 417
Only one conclusion can be drawn...spawn of the pResdient can only boast a micropenis.
I guess he's a grower not a show-er since I've seen way more than I wanted to on that laptop Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 13, 2023 03:32 PM (AcWfM) 418
Either they have someone preternaturally fast, or they have a LOT of stuff stored up to do fast responses just in case
Posted by: Kindltot at July 13, 2023 03:18 PM (xhaym) ______________ I'm sure it's the latter. It's the kind of planning and foresight we need. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:24 PM (YqDXo) *** This. If they don't, shame on them. Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2023 03:32 PM (e4fEA) 419
Nood Latina
No, not Salma Hayek, I checked. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 13, 2023 03:32 PM (xcxpd) 420
Film Actors Guild goes on STRIKE?
Well, at least FAG isn't striking during Pride month. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 13, 2023 03:31 PM Those guys are FAGs! Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at July 13, 2023 03:32 PM (Wnv9h) 421
New thread, re: Justice Sotomayor. NOOD
Posted by: gdgm+ at July 13, 2023 03:32 PM (Mvc4R) Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2023 03:33 PM (3hpq0) 423
SAG, screenwriters, maybe teamsters regarding UPS. Biden is not doing well with labor
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 13, 2023 03:33 PM (PVx3i) 424
She married into a family that belongs on Jerry Springer.
and fit right in didn't she Posted by: BlackOrchid In fairness, so do Harry and Meghan. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 13, 2023 03:33 PM (FVME7) 425
Nothing to stop Garland, Wray, Mayorkas, and all the rest from doing.what they've been doing, and stonewalling day after day. Nothing Posted by: JM in Florida ======= Sadly, there ARE processes, but no one wants to follow them. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 13, 2023 03:33 PM (AxmOr) 426
So do we make one big shebang of a "Hunter's Coke" episode, or make it more of a running gag in every episode?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 13, 2023 03:30 PM (9UlRk) ______________ I vote for running gag. Feature Hunter with white powder on his nose in every episode. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 13, 2023 03:33 PM (YqDXo) 427
Monty's Python
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at July 13, 2023 03:34 PM (T/Lqj) 428
Allegedly.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Figured Out That Long Covid Means the Shot at July 13, 2023 03:35 PM (ulgTA) 429
pasties' are a British meat pie/turnover
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 13, 2023 03:13 PM (krqg6) Welsh, at least U.P. miners pasties. Posted by: clutch at July 13, 2023 03:35 PM (9UmRs) 430
I've noticed this happens a lot with old people. They'll wear the same shirt/pants day after day. I don't know what it means. Attachment to something familiar? They just don't care anymore and have given up?
Posted by: Mika at July 13, 2023 02:57 PM (XeHMZ) HEY!! I'm right here!! Posted by: Old guy wearing the same clothes all week at July 13, 2023 03:38 PM (Zvtjl) 431
Jeepers, I'm all upset that script writers don't get a living wage.
Posted by: Quizno Puddinhead at July 13, 2023 03:44 PM (HTCOy) 432
>>>>There are only 000010 genders.
Ooo octal format. Posted by: Mike_The_Moose at July 13, 2023 03:46 PM (AmpGx) 433
216 The important thing is to remember it is Binary Awareness Week.
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I bop, you bop, a they bop Be bop, be bop, a lu bop I hope he will understand Posted by: Cyndi Lauper at July 13, 2023 03:59 PM (ssESX) 435
Biden's minimalist schedule must've come as quite a shock to the MSM that was completely incurious about the weird Oval Office set the Bidens built at the White House at the beginning of his term.
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