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The FBI Thought It Was Censoring Americans on Behalf of Ukraine.
They Were Actually Censoring Americans For the Benefit of Russia.
Whoops!
Whoopsie! Of course, censoring Americans for any foreign power is illegal. In fact, the government censorship of any American for the benefit of the American government is illegal too. But this illustrates another problem with censors: Censors are stupid. They are among the stupidest people in any system of government, because they're the people afraid of ideas. The people afraid of reading and thinking, and terrified at the idea that other people might enjoy these things. And so our incompetent, criminal FBI was duped like the sad clown they are and acted as the catspaw of Russian intelligence and censored speech that RUSSIAN AGENTS didn't like. Kerry Picket for the Washington Times:The FBI was enlisted by the Security Service of Ukraine soon after the Russian invasion to demand social media platforms take down posts and block accounts such as those belonging to American journalists, according to House Judiciary Committee investigators. It is now suspected that Russian agents had infiltrated the Ukraine intelligence agency, known by the acronym SBU, potentially manipulating the FBI's attempts to censor the journalists and at least one State Department official. The FBI also vouched for removing social media posts that were pro-Ukraine or critical of Russian President Vladimir Putin, according to the report. "Given that the SBU was compromised by a network of Russian collaborators, sympathizers, and double agents at the time of its interactions with the FBI, the FBI's uncritical cooperation with the SBU's requests is deeply concerning," said the report by panel's Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government. "The inclusion of American accounts on the SBU's lists indicates that the FBI either did not properly vet the SBU's requests or was aware of their domestic nature, and nonetheless carried them out. In so doing, the FBI violated the First Amendment rights of Americans and potentially undermined our national security," the report said. Five months after the Russian invasion, in July 2022, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy fired the head of the SBU because the intelligence agency had been compromised by Russian spies. The FBI declined to comment for this article. The double-whammy for the FBI -- engaging in social media censorship and getting duped into doing it for a foreign adversary -- only adds to the woes at America's premier law enforcement agency. The FBI has been battered by whistleblowers and other critics who say the bureau suffers from mismanagement and politically biased leadership and has conducted a string of politically motivated investigations targeting conservatives.Is censoring Americans on behalf of RUSSIAN AGENTS treason, or nah? Christopher Wray will testify before Congress tomorrow. Whoops: He's testifying today. I imagine he will defend his record as the leader of the Armed Censorship Agency of the Regime. And then he'll leave early to jump on a taxpayer-funded jet to get an early start on a five-day weekend in the Adirondacks.
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Isn't he doing it today?
Did you write this yesterday, ace?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 12, 2023 01:51 PM (LvTSG)
But he said "Da" and called me "tovarisch". You mean that ISN'T Ukrainian? I'll admit, it all sounds like dago talk to me.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2023 01:52 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Beartooth at July 12, 2023 01:53 PM (zQVw+)
Quit yanking my Jankowicz...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2023 01:54 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: The_Hoser at July 12, 2023 01:54 PM (N66D6)
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 12, 2023 01:55 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: The_Hoser at July 12, 2023 01:55 PM (N66D6)
Posted by: The_Hoser at July 12, 2023 01:54 PM (N66D6)
In Soviet America, government dupe you! Literally.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2023 01:55 PM (x0n13)
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And they're, as a rule, terrified. Anyone above them on the org chart can end their lives. They work for organs of state security. State security does not like to be questioned. Cops treat citizens like this all the time, because they hold the power to destroy with state sanction. Well, the cops have bosses and it's the same way all the way up.
So if the boss tells you to do X, you do X. You don't question it. You don't think about it. You don't say, "this looks fishy." To question is to die. So you do as you're told.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 01:55 PM (t0OGg)
There is some fierce competition.
Posted by: An Educater at July 12, 2023 01:55 PM (iayUP)
Wow! Didn't see that one coming.
/s
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 12, 2023 01:56 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 01:57 PM (ulgTA)
The FBI
The SBU
The FSB
These are the tiers of the clown.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2023 01:57 PM (e4fEA)
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What a startling admission. Not the FBI are a bunch of tyrannical idiots - that's obvious at first glance - but that the FBI is actively censoring. They usually deny that. Not this time, though. They acknowledge that openly to the point that the implication is that it's routine. They just took orders from the wrong kind of spies this time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 01:57 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: DJ at July 12, 2023 01:57 PM (uosPt)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2023 01:57 PM (e4fEA)
"ISWYDT"
- - Smokey Robinson and the Miracles
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2023 01:58 PM (x0n13)
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"Premier." Sure. I mean, it's true in a way. They are the premier agency that spies on Americans, interferes in their daily lives and rabidly - and violently - enforces Party directives.
It just has nothing to do with "law enforcement."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 01:58 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 01:58 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 12, 2023 01:58 PM (VMFAF)
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I'd love to answer you, but I have a plane to catch. See ya later.
Posted by: Chris Wray at July 12, 2023 01:58 PM (t0OGg)
Also, the NSA is the kindest, gentlest, most trust worthy agency on Earth. Love you guys!
Posted by: DOYLE at July 12, 2023 01:59 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2023 01:59 PM (KRtlO)
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Again, I need to keep reading before I comment...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 01:59 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 01:59 PM (7Q7Ca)
It just has nothing to do with "law enforcement."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 01:58 PM (t0OGg)
They enforce the will of the Premier.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2023 01:59 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2023 01:59 PM (krQz2)
I thought he was doing it on Thursday?
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2023 01:59 PM (KRtlO)
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I just been reading comments about how much of a snake he is based on testimony live.
Might be a multi-day affair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 12, 2023 02:00 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 01:59 PM (7Q7Ca)
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There has, as far as I know, only been one show that had anything approaching a realistic portrayal of the FBI: The X-Files.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:00 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2023 02:00 PM (krQz2)
In other news, there is a shitload of blathering to Puppy Dog Liam about how he should not get a divorce from Crazy Eyes Hope, all while Crazy Eyes Hope threw her wedding ring on the table and ran to the bedroom with Psycho Thomas.
They have been in bed for the last three days spewing insipid pillow talk to each other. Sadly, she is not showing her tits, but she really does need to remove a couple moles on her torso.
Also, more sadly, Big Tit Donna is still MIA.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 12, 2023 02:00 PM (ufFY8)
I cannot leave the G550 idling forever on the ramp at Andrews...climate change is crime we are fighting too at the FIB!
Posted by: C. Wray at July 12, 2023 02:00 PM (uia9V)
I thought they said Thursday.
Oh, the Secret Service is briefing about the cocaine bust on Thursday, I think.
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2023 02:00 PM (KRtlO)
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Be a real shame if he got tangled in some wire and cinderblocks and accidentally fell into Lake George and drowned.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2023 02:01 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 01:55 PM (t0OGg)
Everyone wants to retire with their pensions intact. Very very few will sacrifice to do what is right.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 12, 2023 02:01 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 01:59 PM (t0OGg)
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What are you, some sort of weirdo?!
Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2023 02:01 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: ... at July 12, 2023 02:01 PM (RgYWC)
I think modern usage is because of the later thing where they were supposed to assure public morality.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:01 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Ace at 02:50 PM
I will not take anything seriously about Wray being questioned by congress if the FIRST question is not "Do you have a taxpayer funded private jet reserved to take you on vacation this afternoon or can we get started without interruption?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:02 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: IronDave at July 12, 2023 02:02 PM (k3crU)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 12, 2023 02:02 PM (ufFY8)
And does your wife watch this soap opera too, or just you?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at July 12, 2023 02:02 PM (x9dID)
oh I can't wait for the blatant insults that we are supporting criminals if we dare refuse to worship to the mighty glory hole rejects at the FBI.
Romney hasn't burnished his "I hate you rubes" credentials lately. I figure that lisping bag of festering impotency ought to chime in soon.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 12, 2023 02:02 PM (b2pbP)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 12, 2023 02:02 PM (2YtOq)
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All the cameras in the White House failed simultaneously! Also for 72 hours before and after!
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 02:02 PM (ulgTA)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 01:59 PM (t0OGg)
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What are you, some sort of weirdo?!
Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2023 02:01 PM (krQz2)
Low T. Did Armstrong stop to read the comments before stepping on the moon?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:02 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 12, 2023 02:01 PM (BdMk6)
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Beyond that. I imagine that the federal agencies are run on the basis of stark terror.
No, nobody wants to lose his pension, but even more important he doesn't want to have his life ruined or even ended. The boss won't (just) take away your pension, he'll also send you into penury or have you murdered.
That kind of environment is not conducive to critical assessment or other kinds of thought.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:03 PM (t0OGg)
However, being ruled by these intellectual midgets is particularly galling. They are all idiots (with a small "i").
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at July 12, 2023 02:03 PM (HlyYF)
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It'd be a damn shame if he got flooded out. Damn shame.
Posted by: 496 at July 12, 2023 02:03 PM (RqAJh)
Posted by: 13times at July 12, 2023 02:03 PM (2WOTG)
Posted by: ace
Its just impossible to know who dropped Hunter's cocaine.
-SS Agent
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 12, 2023 02:03 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2023 02:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Nothing is illegal if there are no penalties, consequences or a mechanism to stop it from happening or continuing.
Pro Tip: Especially if you are a Party Member.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 02:03 PM (p8A+W)
Oh, the Secret Service is briefing about the cocaine bust on Thursday, I think.
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2023 02:00 PM
Hopefully, you'll live stream it and give a blow by blow account without trying to snow us.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 12, 2023 02:03 PM (enJYY)
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Hey the more you vet, the less silencing gets done!
Posted by: Special Agent Hammand Egger at July 12, 2023 02:03 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2023 02:00 PM (KRtlO)
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*considers mentioning Prometheus*
*thinks better of mentioning Prometheus and does not mention Prometheus*
*does own part to keep thread Prometheus free*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 12, 2023 02:03 PM (LvTSG)
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It'd be a damn shame if he got flooded out. Damn shame.
Posted by: 496 at July 12, 2023 02:03 PM (RqAJh)
See me at #33.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2023 02:04 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: pookysgirl, using an onscreen keyboard while the real one dries out at July 12, 2023 02:04 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at July 12, 2023 02:02 PM (x9dID)
She watches it.
I absorb it through osmosis.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 12, 2023 02:04 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2023 02:00 PM (KRtlO)
Don't apologize to him, ace- you'll only encourage him!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:04 PM (zZu0s)
SBU means Scout Bomber-Vought, no?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 12, 2023 02:04 PM (x0n13)
THIS! The only reason they want to censor someone else's ideas is because they know their ideas can't prevail in a fair and open debate.
Posted by: Half Dozen at July 12, 2023 02:04 PM (eHovo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:04 PM (zZu0s)
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Not to mention, it shows weakness.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:04 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2023 02:04 PM (pwExq)
The SBU
The FSB
These are the tiers of the clown.
Posted by: Diogenes
All brought to you by our brilliant leader, FJB.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at July 12, 2023 02:04 PM (Ubrl4)
Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2023 02:05 PM (vgdiU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:04 PM (zZu0s)
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*emboldened with further displays of knowledge of Congressional scheduling*
All shall love me and despair!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 12, 2023 02:05 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Timon at July 12, 2023 02:05 PM (kBHPP)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:04 PM (t0OGg)
The otters wait for those who show weakness...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:05 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 12, 2023 02:01 PM (BdMk6)
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Pensionocracy dies in sunlight.
Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2023 02:06 PM (krQz2)
All shall love me and despair!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 12, 2023 02:05 PM (LvTSG)
Cool your jets, Galadriel from Amazon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:06 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Divide by Zero"
It's all lined up!
Posted by: An Educaterx at July 12, 2023 02:06 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Timon a
Barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 12, 2023 02:06 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 12, 2023 02:07 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Timon at July 12, 2023 02:05 PM (kBHPP)
Oh, really?
Posted by: The line just after 'barely an inconvenience' at July 12, 2023 02:07 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 01:57 PM
They weren't spies like us.
- Emmett Fitzhume and Austin Millbarge
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 12, 2023 02:07 PM (FVJNG)
Right?
Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2023 02:04 PM (pwExq)
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Yes. Serious consequences.
First, there will be more hearings. Senators will generate sound bites. So will Wray. The commentariat of both sides will talk about the other side got drubbed and also how the other side are a bunch of poopy heads.
Then, someone will make some recommendations about administrative changes. Those changes will be ineffective, but that doesn't matter because they also won't be implemented.
Finally, the budgets will all be increased.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:07 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Crazy to be sane at July 12, 2023 02:07 PM (YtQPB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2023 02:07 PM (RIvkX)
All they need is prison camps for dissidents and their national democratic socialism will be complete.
The only question that remains is, does the west still feel there is more to be looted-- and will send our boys to die for them-- or is it about time to admit the lie, that Ukraine was never going to win, and they cut Z-man loose, blaming the "loss" on him?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 12, 2023 02:08 PM (b2pbP)
Posted by: DOYLE at July 12, 2023 02:08 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 12, 2023 02:08 PM (g/54t)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 12, 2023 02:08 PM (ufFY8)
First, there will be more hearings. Senators will generate sound bites. So will Wray. The commentariat of both sides will talk about the other side got drubbed and also how the other side are a bunch of poopy heads.
Then, someone will make some recommendations about administrative changes. Those changes will be ineffective, but that doesn't matter because they also won't be implemented.
Finally, the budgets will all be increased."
Godstradamus level.
Posted by: AoSHQ humblebrag at July 12, 2023 02:08 PM (iziT8)
For all of the Hildabeast charges her and Bill were crawling towards rubles
Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2023 02:05 PM
Still doing some research on the Mumia thing but apparently Obama (maybe) had a short list of pardons and Mumia was on it. I'm still pretty convinced because he broke federal law only the President can pardon him. I know he's in PA lockup.
https://thehornnews.com/obamas-secret-pardon-list/
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 12, 2023 02:08 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
And then, the oral sex!
Posted by: Dingo, Zoot's sister at July 12, 2023 02:09 PM (Ubrl4)
Posted by: DOYLE
Mark Harmon would never stand for it, or Scott Bakula for that matter.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 12, 2023 02:09 PM (CIS44)
We're the Eff Bee F*cking Eye!
Posted by: Chris Wray, master of my universe at July 12, 2023 02:09 PM (i+mOk)
Punching isn't wrong, just the direction of the punching (down).
Intolerance isn't wrong, just the focus of intolerance.
Racism isn't wrong, sometimes it's even required for equity.
Harassment isn't wrong if it is meant to better society.
Segregation isn't racism.
Sexism isn't hatred.
Street Thugs aren't fascist.
Posted by: Synova at July 12, 2023 02:09 PM (BD/yx)
Is Ukraine really overseas if we are running their government?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2023 02:09 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 12, 2023 02:07 PM (wtvvX)
Hmmm, Gil Grissom in Red Dragon?
Clarice?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:09 PM (zZu0s)
Even though Leviathan is throwing hundreds of billions of dollars in "military" aid to fight Russia, and pretty much everyone in Congress is itching to start pitching nuclear weapons towards Moscow, Russia isn't an Enemy enemy, but just a McGuffin for MIC grifting.
That is what keeps it from not aiding and abetting an enemy force.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 02:09 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: IronDave at July 12, 2023 02:02 PM (k3crU)
Because isn't he the one that recommended him to Trump in the first place?
Worthless fat f*ck.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:09 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: huerfano at July 12, 2023 02:09 PM (7zEAH)
Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2023 02:09 PM (iziT8)
It happens.
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein's Ghost at July 12, 2023 02:09 PM (KRtlO)
I thought he was doing it on Thursday?
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2023 01:59 PM (KRtlO)
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I just been reading comments about how much of a snake he is based on testimony live.
Might be a multi-day affair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 12, 2023 02:00 PM (LvTSG)
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That's OK. Lamont is there.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 12, 2023 02:09 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Timon at July 12, 2023 02:05 PM (kBHPP)
Oh, really?
Posted by: The line just after 'barely an inconvenience' at July 12, 2023 02:07 PM (ufFY
"hey shaddup"
Posted by: Timon at July 12, 2023 02:10 PM (kBHPP)
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It's not like it's as bad as the Russian interference in our election of $2,000 in Facebook ads.
Posted by: Rep Adam Schiff at July 12, 2023 02:10 PM (krQz2)
3 In before Top Men comment
Posted by: Beartooth at July 12, 2023 01:53 PM (zQVw+)
6 TOP MEN.
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 12, 2023 01:55 PM (VMFAF)
He wasn't lying.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:10 PM (7Q7Ca)
All they need is prison camps for dissidents and their national democratic socialism will be complete. ...
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 12, 2023 02:08 PM (b2pbP)
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President Porridge Brain accidentally said the quiet part out about that.
“I don’t think it’s ready for membership in NATO,” President Joe Biden told CNN in an interview airing Sunday. He said joining NATO requires countries to “meet all the qualifications, from democratization to a whole range of other issues.”
Emphasis mine.
Whoops. Whoopsie.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:10 PM (t0OGg)
(Wray) A: Top Men.
Posted by: Its clown world anything is possible at July 12, 2023 02:10 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: Timon at July 12, 2023 02:05 PM (kBHPP)
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Yep. We throw those catchphrases here in the comments all the time:
CONGRESS-CRITTER: "Isn't censoring all that content difficult?"
WRAY: "Nope. Super-easy. Barely an inconvenience. We just ask the social media companies to do it for us if they know what's good for them."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 12, 2023 02:10 PM (YIVH2)
I understand that the regime feels these little teleplays are important, and that Wray and his GOP questioners are expected to read their lines as written, and they will.
But if I were Christopher Wray, I don't know if I could play along. When one of these worms asked one of their gay little questions, I'd be sorely tempted to leap over the table, grab him by the tie, slap him in the face, spit in his mouth, and then walk the fuck out.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2023 02:10 PM (oINRc)
How else are they supposed to come up with fresh content for the campaign funding emails?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 02:11 PM (p8A+W)
They have been in bed for the last three days spewing insipid pillow talk to each other. Sadly, she is not showing her tits, but she really does need to remove a couple moles on her torso.
Also, more sadly, Big Tit Donna is still MIA.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 12, 2023 02:00 PM (ufFY
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Mrs. F. says Hope is a slut.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2023 02:11 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: huerfano at July 12, 2023 02:09 PM (7zEAH)
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I prefer normal computers.
Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2023 02:11 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 02:11 PM (ulgTA)
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The dynamics of a president throwing the US into a war always works for a kleptocratic president. See Woody Wilson. And, yes, Woody enacted his Espianoge Act and had his Creel Commission seeking out and destroying German Agents. Lincoln and his successor used the Pinkertons. Now you know why J6 was fabricated.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 12, 2023 02:12 PM (g/54t)
Emphasis mine.
Whoops. Whoopsie.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:10 PM (t0OGg)
Shouldn't we LOSE our membership then?
Plus, Turkey...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Crazy to be sane at July 12, 2023 02:07 PM (YtQPB)
This needs to be made into a pithy meme.
Posted by: Synova at July 12, 2023 02:12 PM (BD/yx)
I had to buy a new computer this morning. It is strange.
Posted by: huerfano at July 12, 2023 02:09 PM
Yeah, don't listen to any recommendation to cover the camera lens with masking tape. The camera lens is there for a purpose.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at July 12, 2023 02:12 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 12, 2023 02:10 PM (YIVH2)
... "and I wouldn't mind if you got ALL the way off my back about it."
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 12, 2023 02:12 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:12 PM (7Q7Ca)
But not before certain congress people receive visits from people in dark suits and sunglasses delivering unmarked envelopes containing certain documents and pictures.
Lots of pictures...
Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2023 02:12 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: DB - but wait, there's more at July 12, 2023 02:12 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:12 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Half Dozen at July 12, 2023 02:04 PM (eHovo)
Well that and they love owning slaves.
Posted by: ... at July 12, 2023 02:13 PM (RgYWC)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2023 02:11 PM (RIvkX)
What was the give away? Cheating on her doting husband or the herpes moles on her torso?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:13 PM (zZu0s)
That kind of environment is not conducive to critical assessment or other kinds of thought.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:03 PM (t0OGg)
Also true. But again, the question remains: How much are people willing to sacrifice for freedom?
From what I've seen in the last few years, very very few.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 12, 2023 02:13 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Timon at July 12, 2023 02:05 PM (kBHPP)
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Yep. We throw those catchphrases here in the comments all the time:
CONGRESS-CRITTER: "Isn't censoring all that content difficult?"
WRAY: "Nope. Super-easy. Barely an inconvenience. We just ask the social media companies to do it for us if they know what's good for them."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 12, 2023 02:10 PM (YIVH2)
My bad. I had been a commenter her since 2010 but have slacked off lately. but I'M BACK BITCH!
Posted by: Timon at July 12, 2023 02:13 PM (kBHPP)
Posted by: DB - but wait, there's more at July 12, 2023 02:12 PM (geLO
*golfclap*
Nice. Die Hard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:13 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: IronDave
Wray got him out of charges involving Bridgegate and Christie recommended him to Trump back when Christie was given the plum of filling the new administration's jobs. He did such a poor job of it that PENCE took his job over. When you consider that personnel is policy, that is why Trump and Reagan for that matter were unable to do a lot at lower levels--they were sabotaged by GOPe types in those crucial asst. sec. and policy advisor jobs.
The short career of that OK official who became head of the EPA is an example. The poor guy was literally sandbagged by his own lower officials and the bureaucracy. Anne Gorsuch had a similar experience under Reagan.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 02:13 PM (2s9cl)
Posted by: Crazy to be sane
This needs to be made into a pithy meme.
Posted by: Synova
"NORMS!"
Posted by: DB - but wait, there's more at July 12, 2023 02:14 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Crazy to be sane at July 12, 2023 02:07 PM (YtQPB)
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Joe Biden looks like an adult in need of restoration.
Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2023 02:14 PM (krQz2)
*golfclap*
Nice. Die Hard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:13 PM (zZu0s)
I was in Jr. High, dickhead.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:14 PM (7Q7Ca)
How about none?
Have they figured out the Las Vegas shooting?
Where exactly is that tranny manifesto?
Any stone unturned in the hunt for J6 tourists?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 02:14 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
==
Its shit like this THIS RIGHT HERE that got Trump elected. Sponge you should run for something. Its not like governance is possible. At least we can have comic insults as a protest . . .
Posted by: Its clown world anything is possible at July 12, 2023 02:14 PM (sh1GZ)
It happens.
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein's Ghost
--
I am certain that the "f*ck you, we're not telling you whose cocaine it was" public relations push was intentionally scheduled to coincide with the Ray Epps "I'm suing Fox for having video of me saying that I organized the entire thing" op.
They want you to know they hold all the power. It's no fun if you don't know.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 02:14 PM (ulgTA)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2023 02:11 PM (RIvkX)
LOL.
Yeah, they are turning her into a stupid whore this month, whereas she used to be a timid, indecisive, mewling quim. She is Nice Bod Brooke's daughter, so maybe the sluttiness is emerging now, but most likely it is simply lazy TV writing.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 12, 2023 02:14 PM (ufFY8)
How about none?
Have they figured out the Las Vegas shooting?
Where exactly is that tranny manifesto?
Any stone unturned in the hunt for J6 tourists?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 02:14 PM (p8A+W)
========
The Lindbergh baby was found a few hundred yards from the house, and Hoover built a federal spy net out of it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 12, 2023 02:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:14 PM (7Q7Ca)
No relation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:15 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at July 12, 2023 02:15 PM (tdwmn)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 12, 2023 02:14 PM (ufFY
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Lazy writing and rapid character shifts? On a soap opera?
Nah, couldn't be...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:15 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 02:14 PM (ulgTA)
Nose rubbing.
Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2023 02:15 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at July 12, 2023 02:15 PM (tdwmn)
So, what is that? 5% of the money we have admitted to sending to Ukraine?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:16 PM (zZu0s)
===
There's only one party and we aren't in it, and its been like that for quite a while.
Posted by: sit down, you aren't going to like hearing this at July 12, 2023 02:16 PM (sh1GZ)
||Huw Edwards is in hospital with "serious mental health issues", his wife says, as she named him as the BBC presenter at the centre of allegations.
His wife Vicky Flind said she was issuing a statement on his behalf after days of speculation "primarily out of concern for his mental well-being and to protect our children".
The Sun has claimed he paid a young person for sexually explicit images.
The Met Police says Edwards, 61, will not face any police action.
The family statement said the news presenter intends to respond to the allegations personally when he is well enough.
The statement read: "In light of the recent reporting regarding the 'BBC Presenter' I am making this statement on behalf of my husband Huw Edwards, after what have been five extremely difficult days for our family. I am doing this primarily out of concern for his mental well-being and to protect our children.
"Huw is suffering from serious mental health issues. As is well documented, he has been treated for severe depression in recent years.||
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 12, 2023 02:16 PM (krqg6)
Lots of pictures...
What? Of something like going to church? Participating in a mens softball league?
Because, pictures with cocaine and underage whores are résumé enhancements these days.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 02:17 PM (p8A+W)
RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Rep
@KevinKileyCA
: Should the AG apologize to parents targeted by Biden's DOJ for protests at school board meetings?
WRAY: "I'm not gonna speak to that"
@KevinKileyCA
: "Will you apologize for the FBI's own role?"
WRAY: "I think the FBI conducted itself the way it should here"
https://tinyurl.com/yzv74rv3
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2023 02:17 PM (NpAcC)
No relation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:15 PM (zZu0s)
If we have to commandeer your men, we'll try to let you know.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:17 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons
That is why a major reform would be changing defined benefits federal pensions into a 401/403 type contributory plan. That makes fed officials have skin in the game regarding the rest of the country's economic state. They are already overpaid in a lot of places compared with average salaries (and ironically underpaid in places like DC and NY where the political types with independent wealth rise in rank).
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 02:17 PM (2s9cl)
I mean, if there could be a fed agency to fight crime, totally on the level, impartial, and competent, staffed with honest people,
would you want it
Posted by: DB - but wait, there's more at July 12, 2023 02:17 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner
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"conned"
I've been 50-50 this entire time that this whole thing was an op to allow for easy money laundering with the agreement that Vlad Putin would play the role of the Iron Sheik and the U.S. would pretend to hit him with a folding chair a few times, but in the end everyone cashed their checks and Putin gets to keep part of Ukraine.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 02:17 PM (ulgTA)
WRAY: "I think the FBI conducted itself the way it should here"
https://tinyurl.com/yzv74rv3
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2023 02:17 PM (NpAcC)
I think I see the problem........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:17 PM (7Q7Ca)
Correct punctuation is a hallmark of well-bred Morons. Live up to your heritage!
Posted by: Assistant Associate Copy Editor, AoSHQ Style Guide at July 12, 2023 02:18 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at July 12, 2023 02:18 PM (tdwmn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:18 PM (zZu0s)
"Uh, yes, hello, Is Vassily. Is with Ru- uhhhh Ukranian spy service. Yes. Please to be not saying mean things about ou-- uhhhh, *their* president, Vladimir Putin. Yes, thank you Amerikanski. Slava Ross--- uh.... Ukraina. Da. Roubles in mail. Have good day".
Fucking retards.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2023 02:18 PM (9UlRk)
Nah, couldn't be...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:15 PM (t0OGg)
Imagine that!
Slut Hope forgot Psycho Thomas tried to kidnap her via helicopter last year. The power of his penis...LOL.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 12, 2023 02:18 PM (ufFY8)
I mean, if there could be a fed agency to fight crime, totally on the level, impartial, and competent, staffed with honest people,
would you want it
Posted by: DB
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Yes. And it could be the FBI. No law enforcement credentials, just librarians with information that is available for any sheriff's offices to call and ask.
Nothing proactive, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 02:19 PM (ulgTA)
There are a lot of great deals for solar generators today on Prime and at the manufacturer sites. Bluetti is selling their AC200 MAX solar generator for $1299. No, I don't own Bluetti stock
Posted by: mrp at July 12, 2023 02:19 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2023 02:19 PM (PVx3i)
WRAY: "I'm not gonna speak to that"
@KevinKileyCA: "Will you apologize for the FBI's own role?"
WRAY: "I think the FBI conducted itself the way it should here"
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2023 02:17 PM (NpAcC)
++++
So it's all going according to script so far.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:19 PM (t0OGg)
The FBI issued a tweet that used a flowery script against a mauve pink background inviting Americans to “Speak Now.” “Justice is better than revenge,” the FBI’s tweet stated. “You may not be Superman, but you can help the #FBI protect the country. If you have information about a federal crime, speak now.” The tweet also asked a question: “Do you have tip about a federal crime?” Then it listed a number of crimes, followed by the curious words “FBI’s Version.”
1. Terrorism (FBI’s Version), 2. Cybercrime (FBI’s Version), 3. Counterintelligence (FBI’s Version), 4. Civil Rights (FBI’s Version), 5. Public Corruption (FBI’s Version), 6. Weapons of Mass Destruction (FBI’s Version), 7. Organized Crime (FBI’s Version), 8. Violent Crime (FBI’s Version), 9. White Collar Crime (FBI’s Version)
The replies have been not what the FBI expected. What is the number one entity being reported on to the FBI? Why, the FBI themselves who are guilty of all of the above. FBI version must mean everyone but them.
Posted by: Cheri at July 12, 2023 02:19 PM (oiNtH)
But daddy loves him.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:19 PM (7Q7Ca)
The FBI has achieved very little of value in its history, and nothing of value that couldn't have been handled by existing state and federal agencies.
At the same time, it has also done enormous damage to the country. Destroyed it in fact.
Disbanding the agency and replacing it with nothing is a nice thought, but it's a little late for that, now.
When this all comes apart, in the unlikely event we get a Second Republic, we need it in the Constitution: all law enforcement will be handled by state and local governments. Anyone who says the words "federal police agency" gets hanged.
And something similar for intelligence. All of it is handled by the military, any attempt to form a civilian intelligence earns you a death penalty, and any spook caught operating on US soil goes to the goddamned rape dogs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2023 02:20 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 12, 2023 02:16 PM (krqg6)
Ummm Huhh. Because everybody who is severely depressed searches out sexually explicit pictures of underage girls. For sure!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2023 02:20 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at July 12, 2023 02:20 PM (y9QBQ)
"In reaching this decision, they have spoken to a number of parties including the BBC and the alleged complainant and the alleged complainant's family, both via another police force."
It said detectives are "aware of media reporting of further allegations against the same individual" but has received "no specific details or information about these allegations... and therefore there is no police action at this time".
Another police force previously said it told the young person's family there was no criminal wrongdoing after being approached prior to their complaint to the BBC and account to the Sun.
In a new statement, the same force said it has recently carried out further inquiries and has found "no evidence that any criminal offences have been committed".||
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-66180799
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 12, 2023 02:20 PM (krqg6)
https://tinyurl.com/yzv74rv3
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2023 02:17 PM (NpAcC)
I think I see the problem........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:17 PM (7Q7Ca)
***
Clearly you seem intent on continuing this policy. So, will you be upset if parents decide to push back?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2023 02:20 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2023 02:21 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 12, 2023 02:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 02:17 PM (ulgTA)
Fewer mouths to feed. Dump a bunch of surplus shit you wanted to get rid of. Get your people down with "Us Against The World". Find out who in your realm you can really trust. Not the worst play in the world.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2023 02:21 PM (9UlRk)
There are a lot of great deals for solar generators today on Prime and at the manufacturer sites. Bluetti is selling their AC200 MAX solar generator for $1299. No, I don't own Bluetti stock
Posted by: mrp at July 12, 2023 02:19 PM
Thanks, I'll get on it.
Posted by: Bob from NSA at July 12, 2023 02:21 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: sit down
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The uniparty is essentially the Blue and Red gangs looting government. It is hard enough fighting it at the local level, extremely difficult at the state level, and almost impossible for permanent gains at the national level. But, the uniparty is coming to a reckoning when the US is broke within a decade---exactly when depends on how long idiot foreigners trust the US to pay back its bills and how much inflation can be employed to destroy debt without destroying the economy.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 02:21 PM (2s9cl)
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They acted in accordance with a long history of acting in accordance.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 02:21 PM (ulgTA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:13 PM (zZu0s)
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I have no idea what we're talking about but it gets a rise from Mrs., so...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2023 02:21 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2023 02:11 PM (RIvkX)
LOL.
Yeah, they are turning her into a stupid whore this month, whereas she used to be a timid, indecisive, mewling quim. She is Nice Bod Brooke's daughter, so maybe the sluttiness is emerging now, but most likely it is simply lazy TV writing.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 12, 2023 02:14 PM (ufFY
WTF are your wives watching?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at July 12, 2023 02:21 PM (SRRAx)
: Should the AG apologize to parents targeted by Biden's DOJ for protests at school board meetings?
WRAY: "I'm not gonna speak to that"
@KevinKileyCA
: "Will you apologize for the FBI's own role?"
WRAY: "I think the FBI conducted itself the way it should here"
And if the follow up wasn't "So, SOP is to accuse parents concerned about their children's education of being terrorists? Is THAT what you're saying?"
Then this whole thing is just another big f*cking cumshot in the eye of the American taxpayer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:22 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2023 02:22 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 02:14 PM
It would be eppsic if there were.
Posted by: Your F.B.I. at July 12, 2023 02:22 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: DJ at July 12, 2023 02:22 PM (uosPt)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at July 12, 2023 02:21 PM (SRRAx)
The Bold And The Beautiful.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 12, 2023 02:22 PM (ufFY8)
Its just impossible to know who dropped Hunter's cocaine.
-SS Agent
==
Hypothetical curious and not brain dead reporter: Um, well did you finger print the baggie?
Posted by: Things that won't happen by because the hypothetical reporter is mythical creature at July 12, 2023 02:22 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 12, 2023 02:22 PM (XqIlw)
WTF are your wives watching?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at July 12, 2023 02:21 PM (SRRAx)
Soap Operas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:22 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2023 02:21 PM (RIvkX)
Me either. I just read ABFC's description of the action.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:22 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: huerfano
Wow! A quantum computer!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 12, 2023 02:23 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at July 12, 2023 02:21 PM (SRRAx)
Fox News
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2023 02:23 PM (9UlRk)
In the videogame American Truck Simulator, you drive down highways flanked by billboards advertising for real truck driving jobs.
https://tinyurl.com/mperuhzw
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 12, 2023 02:23 PM (FVME7)
They suck balls at everything.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 12, 2023 02:22 PM (XqIlw)
Except sucking the balls of would be dictators.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:23 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at July 12, 2023 02:21 PM (SRRAx)
++++
Soap opera. I don't know which one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:23 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: polynikes at July 12, 2023 02:23 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at July 12, 2023 02:21 PM (SRRAx)
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Soap opera. I don't know which one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:23 PM (t0OGg)
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How many wives do you have, Joe?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 12, 2023 02:23 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 12, 2023 02:15 PM (LvTSG)
Oh, gawd, I hope not.
However, I'm almost entirely convinced after these years that J6 was supposed to be a bloodbath but the wimpy amount of violence and vandalism was "made to do" simply by acting like something horrible happened and respond as if it had. The response of everyone in media and Dem government, from the National Guard to ugly fences to Star Chambers and blame on even QUESTIONING the vote was all so insane and overblown compared to the three-hour-tour that weak minded idiots believe that it MUST have been adequate to give up our freedom and rights over. That democracy requires the end of the Bill of Rights and Dissent. We simply can't risk it, look what happened.
So while withholding the "truth" of the Lindberg baby in order to excuse the construction of a shadow police state may be horrifyingly ghoulish, but is it outside of possibilities?
Posted by: Synova at July 12, 2023 02:24 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 12, 2023 02:23 PM (LvTSG)
++++
It is neither a positive nor a negative number.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:24 PM (t0OGg)
The Bold And The Beautiful.
===
AKA amoral whores making bad decisions
Posted by: What not to do at July 12, 2023 02:24 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 02:24 PM (ulgTA)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 12, 2023 02:24 PM (krqg6)
My bet is that Ukraine will try to covertly escalate, in an effort to bring NATO directly into the war.
I suspect that we'll start hearing a lot of talk again about how the "Russians" are preparing to damage the nuclear plant.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 12, 2023 02:24 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:22 PM (7Q7Ca)
From what little I have seen, Mexican telenovelas make the Yank soaps look like Amish TV.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 12, 2023 02:24 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Wang, the Chinese Intel Guy at July 12, 2023 02:25 PM (LQqiM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 12, 2023 02:25 PM (LvTSG)
So while withholding the "truth" of the Lindberg baby in order to excuse the construction of a shadow police state may be horrifyingly ghoulish, but is it outside of possibilities?
Posted by: Synova at July 12, 2023 02:24 PM (BD/yx)
This is a tremendous point. They pre-wrote the script and decided, "Meh, we already printed it and handed it out. Might as well just go with it."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 12, 2023 02:25 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Cheri at July 12, 2023 02:19 PM (oiNtH)
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I did find it interesting that they spelled out "FBI Version" after every one of those crimes, as though THEIR version is somehow different than the statutes established by Congress.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 12, 2023 02:25 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: mrp at July 12, 2023 02:25 PM (rj6Yv)
From what little I have seen, Mexican telenovelas make the Yank soaps look like Amish TV.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 12, 2023 02:24 PM (ufFY8
LOTS of sexual assault involved in daytime Telemundo......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:25 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 12, 2023 02:23 PM (w9Wax)
I like that spin on it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 12, 2023 02:26 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2023 02:26 PM (D8mow)
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 12, 2023 02:26 PM (zc6wW)
I thought he was doing it on Thursday?
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2023 01:59 PM (KRtlO)
Ace-GTP is in the time machine again...
Posted by: Inogame at July 12, 2023 02:26 PM (53oGX)
And something similar for intelligence. All of it is handled by the military, any attempt to form a civilian intelligence earns you a death penalty, and any spook caught operating on US soil goes to the goddamned rape dogs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2023 02:20 PM (oINRc)
———-
I don’t think we need any intelligence activities even by the military.
How about “no intelligence activities unless against adversaries in a declared act of war”?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 12, 2023 02:26 PM (RSqGO)
Now, I'm late for a private plane.
Posted by: Christopher Wray at July 12, 2023 02:27 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 12, 2023 02:24 PM (ufFY
A girl I knew watched one... Sunset something or other. A woman was married to dude A who had a twin brother (who was also a priest.) She cheated on her husband with her brother and when her husband found out he shouted 'My Brother?! The PRIEST?!?!'
There was also an evil mother involved. It sticks in my memory. The gal was obsessed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:27 PM (zZu0s)
The old ways are the best.
How did you think I kept control of Congress for decades?
Posted by: Zombie J. Edgar Hoover! at July 12, 2023 02:27 PM (2tUFv)
It is impossible that this is not happening.
Posted by: DOYLE at July 12, 2023 02:27 PM (Z8Yh2)
==
That's yet another reason you know they stole it. THe J6 stuff was coordinated effort to shore up the result. Make examples of the rubes, and cow any resistance. It was organized, seeded with feds, and the narrative ready to go. It neutralized Trumps post election legal challenges by publicly delegitimizing him and his voters.
Posted by: its an op, m'kay, ops are bad, m'kay at July 12, 2023 02:28 PM (sh1GZ)
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It says it in this one, doesn't it?
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 02:28 PM (ulgTA)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 12, 2023 02:23 PM (w9Wax)
I like that spin on it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 12, 2023 02:26 PM (ufFY
It turned out to be a good one.
Quarky Humor!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:28 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2023 02:28 PM (RG6z4)
Posted by: DJ at July 12, 2023 02:28 PM (uosPt)
Posted by: That Theme Song at July 12, 2023 02:28 PM (a3Q+t)
Cookies for lunch!!
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2023 02:28 PM (RG6z4)
You can stay up late, polishing the Garand?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:29 PM (zZu0s)
https://is.gd/taj6Ek
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:29 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: mr tmz at July 12, 2023 02:29 PM (rJ48h)
Cookies for lunch!!
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2023 02:28 PM (RG6z4)
Stay away unless you want to see Weasel naked on a beanbag eating Cheetos.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:29 PM (7Q7Ca)
It is impossible that this is not happening.
==
The painting of Clinton in drag in Epsteins house was a nice touch I thought. I appreciated it. The dress and the pearls I mean.
Posted by: zombie J. Edgar at July 12, 2023 02:29 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: DJ
The asses on those chicas too...
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 12, 2023 02:29 PM (CIS44)
Fucking retards.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2023 02:18 PM (9UlRk)
Emergency, everyone to get from street.
Posted by: LT. Rozanov at July 12, 2023 02:29 PM (zQVw+)
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They acted in accordance with a long history of acting in accordance.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 02:21 PM (ulgTA)
Power corrupts. Absolute power, yada yada yada.
Every national police force ever created should be the lesson learned.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 12, 2023 02:29 PM (BdMk6)
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Obsessed Latinas give hawt sex, no?
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2023 02:29 PM (D8mow)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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Joe said as much before the invasion occurred that Putin could have his landbridge to Crimea and then Putin went a bit further than expected. The Uniparty needs ongoing wars while Putin needs an external enemy to keep the country united. Both the uniparty and Putin want high oil prices.
I think though that both sides miscalculated what the other might do and now we have this shit show in Ukraine where no essential interests of the US are involved nor really of NATO. Ukraine itself should be classified as hostile simply for its interference in US elections and corrupting our politicians.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 02:30 PM (2s9cl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:29 PM (zZu0s)
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Is *that* what they're calling it now?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:30 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Broadrick Crawford at July 12, 2023 02:30 PM (sWM8x)
I whole-heartedly believe this. They collected a treasure trove of information and are actively using it. I believe some of the Epstein clients are being protected, but many are being leveraged.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2023 02:30 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: polynikes at July 12, 2023 02:30 PM (MNhXM)
When JFK came into office, everyone in the White House was agreed that they were going to fire Hoover.
RFK was dispatched to have lunch with Hoover, and explain that Hoover was going to retire.
Hoover didn't retire.
Oh, to be a fly on the wall of that restaurant when Hoover explained very precisely what would happen if the Kennedys tried to fire him.
Posted by: Zombie J. Edgar Hoover! at July 12, 2023 02:30 PM (2tUFv)
Cookies for lunch!!
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2023 02:28 PM
Spaghetti Os for dinner?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2023 02:31 PM (a3Q+t)
You can stay up late, polishing the Garand?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:29 PM (zZu0s)
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Heck yeah!
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2023 02:31 PM (RG6z4)
I could buy that stuff all the way out here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 12, 2023 02:21 PM (LvTSG)
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Just an isolated incident.
-Genius Mayor London Breed
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2023 02:31 PM (RIvkX)
The only good FBI agent I've ever known of was Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
Posted by: Tex Lovera
Hmmm, Gil Grissom in Red Dragon?
Clarice?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Jimmy Stewart?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2023 02:31 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:29 PM (zZu0s)
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Is *that* what they're calling it now?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:30 PM (t0OGg)
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I love how you posted the link to a hot brunette immediately after Aetius451AD's comment...Almost like she wants to watch...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 12, 2023 02:31 PM (YIVH2)
Stay away unless you want to see Weasel naked on a beanbag eating Cheetos.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:29 PM (7Q7Ca)
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That's my art, bro!
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2023 02:31 PM (RG6z4)
Posted by: Wang, the Chinese Intel Guy at July 12, 2023 02:31 PM (LQqiM)
Posted by: What not to do at July 12, 2023 02:24 PM (sh1GZ)
You know, seriously, I was thinking what controversy and interest that could be generated if these soap writers would write in a straight up solid moral character that would point out the immoral and amoral bullshit that goes on in these soaps. Just have this character go about his/her job, making an occasional comment.
Not a stereotypical 'christian' cartoon, but a reasonable person.
Trouble is, these writers are godless commie leftist idiot bastards.
Sigh.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 12, 2023 02:32 PM (ufFY8)
Took a break for lunch, and suddenly South Dakota's job works program is calling me. They are *serious* about getting people to come work in the state! Nice people on the phone who sound like they know their jobs.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 12, 2023 02:32 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2023 02:29 PM (D8mow)
Wasn't latina. Country gal. Tracts of land were involved.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:32 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:30 PM (t0OGg)
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Y'all are dirty!!
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2023 02:32 PM (RG6z4)
Cookies for lunch!!
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2023 02:28 PM
Spaghetti Os for dinner?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2023 02:31 PM (a3Q+t)
Porn with the sound on.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 12, 2023 02:32 PM (KbCG3)
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If they do that to Vicky Nuland, I'd probably let them keep their jobs.
Posted by: Its a joke, M'kay at July 12, 2023 02:32 PM (sh1GZ)
It just boiled down to 'hurr durr we duh smartizt guyz in da room we're guarrrrrdz. yeah, guarrrrrrdz. da uvver sooper smart guyz sayz we gotzta shut down the dumb guys. shut em down cuz we're guarrrrrdz durrrrr"
The thing I hate the most about this place is being lorded over by a bunch of fucking droolers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2023 02:32 PM (oINRc)
We have ended nationalism and it has been replaced by global classism.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 12, 2023 02:32 PM (17s+e)
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After watching VA State Police step and fetch for Hillary's narrative via McAwful at Charlottesville I no longer trust them.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2023 02:32 PM (D8mow)
-Genius Mayor London Breed
Posted by: San Franpsycho
What do I care, Tony toni tone is in town.
-Also Genius Mayor London Breed
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 12, 2023 02:32 PM (CIS44)
So it's bad enough the Biden Administration *spit* is censoring Americans for their own gain but now they're censoring Americans for the benefit of a bunch of dirty foreigners.
Tar.
Feathers.
Rail.
In that order.
Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2023 02:33 PM (W3A9n)
https://is.gd/taj6Ek
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:29 PM (t0OGg)
A tasty looking dish.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 12, 2023 02:33 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 12, 2023 02:29 PM (BdMk6)
Will become the praetorians, selling the office of Emperor to the highest bidder.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:33 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Don't Kill at July 12, 2023 02:33 PM (0q+t6)
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 12, 2023 02:34 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: weasel wife three days from now at July 12, 2023 02:34 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2023 02:32 PM (D8mow)
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Just about every level of law enforcement is beset with problems. From the local sheriff's department to municipal police to state troopers to federal enforcers.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 12, 2023 02:34 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 12, 2023 02:34 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: DB - but wait, there's more at July 12, 2023 02:35 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: polynikes at July 12, 2023 02:35 PM (MNhXM)
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I had total faith in my State Police. They served me well.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 12, 2023 02:35 PM (sh1GZ)
Those losers who show up to conservative rallies or protests seem like morons.
Posted by: Seems legit at July 12, 2023 02:35 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2023 02:32 PM (oINRc)
Hey! ace is not that bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:35 PM (zZu0s)
I'm sure Ive been willowed here, but having worked campaigns, knocking on doors is incredibly ineffective. Seen it firsthand.
It moves the needle in primaries, but that's about it.
Posted by: Blago at July 12, 2023 02:29 PM (/paMB)
What do you think is effective for candidates that don't have much money, because I really don't want to knock on doors.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2023 02:35 PM (Keyt1)
I bought two new boxes just last week.
Posted by: weasel wife three days from now at July 12, 2023 02:34 PM (krqg6)
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Weasel Dog and FSJ are no where to be found.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2023 02:35 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2023 02:35 PM (RG6z4)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 12, 2023 02:32 PM
Far, FAR more likely Weasel will be binge-watching the last decade of F-Class World Championships with the sound on.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2023 02:35 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 12, 2023 02:36 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:29 PM (t0OGg)
There's a happy little goose!
Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2023 02:36 PM (E3gYo)
I bought two new boxes just last week.
Posted by: weasel wife three days from now at July 12, 2023 02:34 PM (krqg6)
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Nope! Just went to the store!
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2023 02:36 PM (RG6z4)
https://is.gd/taj6Ek
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:29 PM (t0OGg)
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Looks like the same spot where the DogEater had his pathetic presidential portrait painted.
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 12, 2023 02:37 PM (zc6wW)
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The Uniparty first stole the 2020 election and to make that stick wanted Trump the villain to be thrown out of office and permanently branded a traitor. That script is still operative btw but now being conducted by double secret probation rules via state and federal prosecutors.
Jan 6 was where the Uniparty wanted to be able to attack Trump's political supporters and put them in the literal and virtual gulag to make sure that his kind would never more trouble them.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 02:37 PM (2s9cl)
The thing I hate the most about this place is being lorded over by a bunch of fucking droolers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2023 02:32 PM (oINRc)
HAY!!!!!!! I resemble that remark.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:37 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2023 02:31 PM (a3Q+t)
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Yeah!
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2023 02:35 PM
I have spare ribs on the pellet grill. They will be done in about three hours. You are welcome to come and get some.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 12, 2023 02:37 PM (ncXxy)
A tasty looking dish.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 12, 2023 02:33 PM (BdMk6)
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I didn't see her dish.
Posted by: That Guy at July 12, 2023 02:37 PM (krQz2)
I bought two new boxes just last week.
Posted by: weasel wife three days from now at July 12, 2023 02:34 PM (krqg6)
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Nope! Just went to the store!
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2023 02:36 PM (RG6z4)
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Spoken like a true criminal mastermind. Leave no trace...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 12, 2023 02:37 PM (YIVH2)
I bought two new boxes just last week.
Posted by: weasel wife three days from now at July 12, 2023 02:34 PM (krqg6)
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Nope! Just went to the store!
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2023 02:36 PM (RG6z4)
Cookie Monster
Posted by: mrp at July 12, 2023 02:37 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Melvin Purvis at July 12, 2023 02:37 PM (XnsY+)
Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2023 02:36 PM (E3gYo)
Did she use Obama's background for that pick?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 12, 2023 02:37 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 12, 2023 02:37 PM (zc6wW)
I thought of the Homer/Simpsons meme. Her boobs would be the last thing to disappear.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:37 PM (zZu0s)
Now I gotta go buy up what inventory remains in my local beer store.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2023 02:37 PM (1oVpq)
Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2023 02:38 PM (vgdiU)
It moves the needle in primaries, but that's about it.
Posted by: Blago
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I'm beginning to accept that it's similar to "the women turned out for abortion" or "people voted for Biden because Trump said pussy"
It's a narrative. Battlespace prep to justify cheating numbers.
"We knocked on more doors in Pennsylvania, and that's why they elected a low-functioning retarded man over a surgeon!"
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 02:38 PM (ulgTA)
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 12, 2023 02:37 PM (zc6wW)
Horde Mind.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 12, 2023 02:38 PM (ufFY8)
There used to be a term for people like these. People who are afraid of an idea. I learned it once long ago. Oh yeah, now I remember:
COMMIES
Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2023 02:38 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2023 02:35 PM (a3Q+t)
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Sadly, true. And also Ozzy Man Reviews on YouTube.
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2023 02:38 PM (RG6z4)
Spoken like a true criminal mastermind. Leave no trace...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Not a crumb of evidence...
Posted by: Melvin Purvis at July 12, 2023 02:38 PM (XnsY+)
It's a narrative. Battlespace prep to justify cheating numbers.
"We knocked on more doors in Pennsylvania, and that's why they elected a low-functioning retarded man over a surgeon!"
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 02:38 PM (ulgTA)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:38 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2023 02:39 PM (D8mow)
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The novel G Man by Stephen Hunter makes the case that the MOB fed the FBI information that allowed them to ambush freelancers and competitors. The successes of those early tips lead to the growth of the FBI. You may fairly conclude that that ethos, continued through decades. The Mob, took out rogue factions, consolidated itself politically and the FBI grew as well. It is a symbiotic relationship. If the FBI is gone, the MOB has a much tougher job, because it has to corrupt decentralized law enforcement. It can. Its just less efficient.
Posted by: I'm not Stephan Hunter but I get what he is laying down at July 12, 2023 02:39 PM (sh1GZ)
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Yep. Also swept the house for booby traps around the snack shelf.
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2023 02:39 PM (RG6z4)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2023 02:39 PM (D8mow)
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Meh. I still like it. Don't even need to heat it up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:39 PM (t0OGg)
and while i'm dreaming there is this one actress i'd like to hook up with.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 12, 2023 02:39 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 12, 2023 02:40 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Skip a
Im about to go forehead to table in class, on the struggle bus this afternoon
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 12, 2023 02:40 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 12, 2023 02:40 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 12, 2023 02:40 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2023 02:40 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Blago
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Not really true--GOTV only pays about 8 percent commission which is why the useless robocalls, flyers, and adverts are pushed that pay as much as 30 percent commission. Individual door knocking does not work but Robert A Heinlein in his Take Back Your Government book denotes how to do it right via organization. Essentially, you organize from the bottom up and use them as your door knockers for candidates approved by the local caucus.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 02:40 PM (2s9cl)
It's one of the great strengths of American democracy - having thousands of police departments (especially elected sheriffs).
I'm surprised that the Left hasn't made more of a run at undercutting that.
Posted by: Zombie J. Edgar Hoover! at July 12, 2023 02:41 PM (2tUFv)
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed
If you can't get there without him
And you don't know much about him
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed
If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed
If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed
If you're running off your mouth
And his buddy lives down south
If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed
Posted by: Synova at July 12, 2023 02:41 PM (BD/yx)
Meh. I still like it. Don't even need to heat it up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:39 PM (t0OGg)
I add Italian seasonings, but do warm it up......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:41 PM (7Q7Ca)
https://tinyurl.com/mr3x63he
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2023 02:42 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: I'm not Stephan Hunter
It's an old strategy--look up the Thief Taker in General office office of Jonathan Wilde in ye old Britain.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 02:42 PM (2s9cl)
If he's got a stupid haircut he's a Fed
If his haircut's tight and high
Fits better with a suit and tie
If he's got a stupid haircut he's a Fed
If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed
If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed
If he wants you to repeat it
Where the chat room won't delete it
If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed
Posted by: Synova at July 12, 2023 02:42 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 12, 2023 02:37 PM (ncXxy)
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Thanks for the offer!
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2023 02:42 PM (RG6z4)
It moves the needle in primaries, but that's about it.
Posted by: Blago
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OTOH, I enjoyed watching the last door-knocker, who showed up on behalf of a Lefty mayoral candidate, all but *run* off of my property after I explained the venality of his candidate.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2023 02:42 PM (oo0rP)
Posted by: Zombie J. Edgar Hoover! at July 12, 2023 02:41 PM (2tUFv)
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Have you seen how Portland police deal with antifa?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 12, 2023 02:42 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 12, 2023 02:40 PM (B1FKF)
No better eating as a kid.
Had some recently because my kids only had two bites of the Spaghetti-Ohs they were DYING for and...they must've changed the sauce or something. Brutal.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 12, 2023 02:43 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Puddinhead
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There's nothing wrong with that. Chef Boyardee today isn't Chef Boyardee back then. As another moron wisely observed, food used to taste good, then the companies would search for cheaper ingredients. Then they do it again. And again. And again. Like a Xerox copy of a copy of a copy. What we have now is nothing at all like what we used to eat. The ingredients probably aren't even available any longer.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 02:43 PM (ulgTA)
Yep - Hitler was named Chancellor, Goering became Interior Minister, and Goering automatically became the boss of every cop in Germany.
Posted by: Zombie J. Edgar Hoover! at July 12, 2023 02:43 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 12, 2023 02:43 PM (B1FKF)
ALX 🇺🇸
@alx
A.I. Czar Kamala Harris: “A.I. is kind of a fancy thing. First of all, it's two letters. It means 'Artificial Intelligence.’”
https://tinyurl.com/27c4b343
She's like a one woman Geek Squad.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 12, 2023 02:43 PM (FVME7)
Thanks for the offer!
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2023 02:42 PM (RG6z4)
The drive, however, would be similar to the TxMoMe, so factor that into your hunger level.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:43 PM (7Q7Ca)
Now I gotta go buy up what inventory remains in my local beer store.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2023 02:37 PM
Does beer go bad? If my drink of choice was going out of business I'd want to buy it by the pallet.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 12, 2023 02:44 PM (aTIq0)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 12, 2023 02:44 PM (oHd/0)
A Man Can Dream.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 12, 2023 02:44 PM (XqIlw)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 02:43 PM (ulgTA)
Removal of salt also made a huge difference.
Chef Bland-R-Dee, amirite?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:44 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 12, 2023 02:40 PM (krqg6)
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Downside is I already need to make a trip back to the cookie aisle. Will completely avoid the produce section this time.
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2023 02:44 PM (RG6z4)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 12, 2023 02:44 PM (aTIq0)
Beer starts out bad. But it can in fact, go badder.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 02:45 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 12, 2023 02:43 PM (FVME7)
OK, that is just HATEFULL!
Posted by: Romeo13, Geek at July 12, 2023 02:45 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2023 02:45 PM (1oVpq)
The drive, however, would be similar to the TxMoMe, so factor that into your hunger level.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:43 PM (7Q7Ca)
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Yeah. There's always a catch. Wouldn't conform to the 2 minute rule either. Oh well.
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2023 02:45 PM (RG6z4)
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2023 02:44 PM (RG6z4)
We need to talk.
Posted by: zombie Wilford Brimley at July 12, 2023 02:45 PM (zZu0s)
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Yep. Also swept the house for booby traps around the snack shelf.
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2023 02:39 PM (RG6z4)
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Didja remember to properly dispose of the incriminating boxes/wrappers? Incineration usually works well, or at least find a remote dump site. And don't forget to wipe all surfaces clean to remove fingerprints/DNA traces.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 12, 2023 02:45 PM (YIVH2)
Chef Boyardee Ravioli and Spaghetti-Os were the best.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2023 02:46 PM (R38qh)
She's like a one woman Geek Squad.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 12, 2023 02:43 PM (FVME7)
I'm starting to think this is all on purpose to distract everyone from the fact Slow Joe is a meat puppet.
Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2023 02:46 PM (E3gYo)
A.I. Czar Kamala Harris: “A.I. is kind of a fancy thing. First of all, it's two letters. It means 'Artificial Intelligence.’”
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Neil Breen and Karmella need to write a movie together.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 02:46 PM (ulgTA)
Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2023 02:46 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2023 02:45 PM (1oVpq)
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I think I mentioned it first.
But I live in Charleston. The local stuff around here is much more betterer. I'll shed a tear if and when Frothy Beard shuts down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 12, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2023 02:46 PM (D8mow)
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TBF, the horde is all cried out. Madonna died last week.
Posted by: G'Faw at July 12, 2023 02:46 PM (sh1GZ)
You know that is exactly how someone explained what A.I. is to this genius. I am sure they had to literally spell it out and count the letters for her.
Posted by: DJ at July 12, 2023 02:46 PM (uosPt)
It's one of the great strengths of American democracy - having thousands of police departments (especially elected sheriffs).
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I would maintain (and I think that the founding fathers realized this) that having hundreds of fully independent, local newspapers was extremely important. We don't anymore.
Gannett, alone, has destroyed at least 100.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2023 02:46 PM (oo0rP)
Nothing ever really changes with the demon-possessed lunatics who rule us.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 12, 2023 02:46 PM (mSaEG)
Posted by: CaliGirl a
yes and pretty quickly, couple months at best
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 12, 2023 02:46 PM (CIS44)
Neil Breen and Karmella need to write a movie together.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 02:46 PM (ulgTA)
If anyone is going to be cool with shooting an old-lady porno, it'll be him. Just tell him it's artsy or whatever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2023 02:47 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2023 02:42 PM (oo0rP)
I just say.... wait a sec, pull out my phone, hit the Ap for the House Stereo.... and play...
Roxanne, 'Go Fuck Youself'. Yes, it's loud enough for the neighbors to hear, luckily they are deaf.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 12, 2023 02:47 PM (oHd/0)
There's nothing wrong with that. Chef Boyardee today isn't Chef Boyardee back then. As another moron wisely observed, food used to taste good, then the companies would search for cheaper ingredients. Then they do it again. And again. And again. Like a Xerox copy of a copy of a copy. What we have now is nothing at all like what we used to eat. The ingredients probably aren't even available any longer.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 02:43
That makes sense. I always thought I grew up. I used to like stuff like that when I was a kid, now I don't like it.
The thought of an ice cold coke in a bottle sounds good but now it doesn't taste good. Mexican coke does.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 12, 2023 02:47 PM (aTIq0)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2023 02:45 PM (1oVpq)
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I think I had it once and it was okay. My guess beers like Flat Tire have stolen their SF luster on the West Coast.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2023 02:47 PM (D8mow)
I don't mind Dinty Moore. But it is dog food.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2023 02:48 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Puddinhead
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Adding a dash of cheap red wine helps.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2023 02:48 PM (bJHK5)
Posted by: Puddinhead
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Adding a dash of cheap red wine helps.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2023 02:48 PM (bJHK5)
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Define "dash".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 12, 2023 02:48 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: John Fetterman at July 12, 2023 02:48 PM (5hfjS)
Roxanne, 'Go Fuck Youself'. Yes, it's loud enough for the neighbors to hear, luckily they are deaf.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 12, 2023 02:47 PM (oHd/0)
That's quality right there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:49 PM (7Q7Ca)
A.I. Czar Kamala Harris: “A.I. is kind of a fancy thing. First of all, it's two letters. It means 'Artificial Intelligence.’” ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 12, 2023 02:43 PM (FVME7)
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She is our most profound VP ever!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:49 PM (t0OGg)
I had my first hot pocket in like 15 years recently. It didn't even remotely resemble the original product. Just horrible. And they weren't haute cuisine to begin with.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2023 02:49 PM (oINRc)
Ayatollah Khomeini is behind us...
Ayatollah Beheshti is behind us....
Iran #1!.... Russia #1!...USA Huccch! Ptui!
Posted by: Zombie Iron Sheik at July 12, 2023 02:49 PM (T0tUU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 12, 2023 02:49 PM (xWu6m)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I'm in the "secret genius" camp. I think he's creating art, and doing it on purpose, and managing to pull off something that almost no one else can by intentionally creating bad movies that seem sincere.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 02:49 PM (ulgTA)
"Based in San Francisco" is a large portion of the possible.
I first heard of it (and had a few bottles) on a business trip to SF in 1995. Back when SF wasn't a Hellmouth. Good times.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 12, 2023 02:49 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2023 02:46 PM (D8mow)
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Every once in a while I get a hankering for Hormel's Beef Tamales in a can. Easy, cheap, and fairly flavorful, though certainly not nearly as good as fresh Mexican tamales made from scratch.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 12, 2023 02:49 PM (YIVH2)
TBF, the horde is all cried out. Madonna died last week.
Posted by: G'Faw at July 12, 2023 02:46 PM (sh1GZ)
I was on vacation last week.......did I miss this?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:50 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2023 02:50 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 12, 2023 02:45 PM (YIVH2)
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Yep. I've started a separate bag for offsite disposal.
Posted by: Weasel at July 12, 2023 02:50 PM (RG6z4)
Chef Boyardee Ravioli and Spaghetti-Os were the best.
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How come C-Ration Spaghetti and Meatballs sucked Donkey Dicks? Let's not speak of Turkey Loaf.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2023 02:50 PM (D8mow)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2023 02:47 PM (D8mow)
Local Beer? Taco Truck out of Turlock CA.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 12, 2023 02:50 PM (oHd/0)
https://tinyurl.com/yck24xcx
Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2023 02:50 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 02:51 PM (ulgTA)
Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2023 02:51 PM (vgdiU)
Posted by: G'Faw at July 12, 2023 02:46 PM (sh1GZ)
I was on vacation last week.......did I miss this?
==
She was overwhelmed by GERMS.
Posted by: Not a word of a lie at July 12, 2023 02:51 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Fenelon, I have done both political organizing back in the day as well as studied it as a political analyst with the appropriate credentials. Door knocking is extremely effective by the candidate themselves but in today's world--one way is by arranging meetings at the local neighborhood Property Owners Association facilities. Another is speaking at local party and civic organizations, and a third is creating your own political organization volunteers to be your doorknockers in their neighborhood and social media.
That way you leverage numbers and avoid anti solicitation problems (1st Amendment protects that right for political reasons btw but POA's are notorious for not following the law).
The research in the field shows that is the most effective way of getting out the vote (aside from ballot stuffing and harvesting) for the least expenditure. Anything involving mass media is simply a waste of money for candidates other than perhaps road and property signage.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 02:51 PM (2s9cl)
Posted by: Not a word of a lie at July 12, 2023 02:51 PM (sh1GZ)
decades of being a hoor will do that to ya.
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 12, 2023 02:51 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: polynikes at July 12, 2023 02:51 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: tubal
they have a cream-filled oatmeal cookie thing that if I eat one, I will fall asleep
Posted by: DB - but wait, there's more at July 12, 2023 02:52 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: G'Faw at July 12, 2023 02:46 PM (sh1GZ)
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Did she? I thought they pulled her back from the brink at the hospital.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:52 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 12, 2023 02:52 PM (xWu6m)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 12, 2023 02:52 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2023 02:52 PM (bJHK5)
Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2023 02:50 PM (PCK5/)
I could eat Little Debbie all day.
Posted by: A Random Biden at July 12, 2023 02:52 PM (E3gYo)
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Never tried that. When you speak of Hormel you are speaking SPAM - which I like to this day. My father hated it cuz he ate it everyday throughout WWII Pacific. He also hated beaches, too. Go figure.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2023 02:52 PM (D8mow)
London police say, "Nah, bruv. Buying underaged sex pix ain't against no law in jolly old Pedoland."
https://tinyurl.com/yck24xcx
Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2023 02:50 PM (R38qh)
Oh man. You know what that means. He's protected. That kid better find a bolthole, before he gets Spacey'd.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2023 02:52 PM (oINRc)
2023 Manwich ingredients: Tomato Puree (Water, Tomato Paste), High Fructose Corn Syrup, Distilled Vinegar, Corn Syrup, Less Than 2% of: Sugar, Salt, Dried Onions, Dried Green and Red Bell Peppers, Carrot Fiber, Chili Pepper, Spices, Natural Flavors, Locust Bean Gum, Guar Gum, Xanthan Gum, Garlic Powder
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 12, 2023 02:53 PM (JXens)
Timeless. Ageless. Classic.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 12, 2023 02:53 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2023 02:46 PM (D8mow)
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Every once in a while I get a hankering for Hormel's Beef Tamales in a can. Easy, cheap, and fairly flavorful, though certainly not nearly as good as fresh Mexican tamales made from scratch.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 12, 2023 02:49 PM (YIVH2)
Underwood Chicken Spread.
Posted by: zombie Wilford Brimley at July 12, 2023 02:53 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2023 02:50 PM (PCK5/)
I could eat Little Debbie all day.
Posted by: A Random Biden
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I think sugar may play a part in this...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2023 02:53 PM (bJHK5)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2023 02:53 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I've been involved at the local level for a decade or so now.
Facebook and other social media. Answer questions. Address things that people are wondering about (p3d0s, porn in school, etc.) and don't beat around the bush. Don't let them use "book banning" or some silliness like that. Call it porn.
But mostly have a presence that people can look up and find and say "okay, she's like me."
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 02:53 PM (ulgTA)
Posted by: Monte Python skit at July 12, 2023 02:53 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2023 02:53 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Less than a dollop, approximately a splash.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2023 02:52 PM (bJHK5)
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*writes down "Entire Box"*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 12, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: polynikes at July 12, 2023 02:51 PM (MNhXM)
Didn't think I'd like it. Was very wrong.
Also love their spicy jambalaya or gumbo. Whichever it is, maybe both. Either way, tremendous.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 12, 2023 02:54 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 12, 2023 02:54 PM (krqg6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
It happens, you get doors slammed in your face, and worse. But then again, I worked Census and field surveys for Agriculture back in grad student days and that was actually a more hostile experience.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 02:54 PM (2s9cl)
Facebook and other social media. Answer questions. Address things that people are wondering about (p3d0s, porn in school, etc.) and don't beat around the bush. Don't let them use "book banning" or some silliness like that. Call it porn.
But mostly have a presence that people can look up and find and say "okay, she's like me."
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 02:53 PM (ulgTA)
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Or, television ads that promise corporate tax rate cuts.
Pretty much even stevens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 12, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)
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Come on, Ace, you know better than that. He cannot discuss an ongoing violation of the Constitution by the FBI.
I saw parts of it. I really want to see him put in front of a firing squad.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 12, 2023 02:54 PM (brAQZ)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at July 12, 2023 02:55 PM (FtJkr)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:55 PM (7Q7Ca)
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Um, well that was awkward.
C'mon, do us a favor?
Posted by: Monte Python skit at July 12, 2023 02:55 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: Weasel a
We may never know the identity of the perpetrator.
Posted by: The Secret Service at July 12, 2023 02:55 PM (w9Wax)
Timeless. Ageless. Classic.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 12, 2023 02:53 PM (KbCG3)
If all you're doing is eating the noodles you're doing it wrong.
Ramen is a "throw everything in there plus the kitchen sink" kind of meal.
Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2023 02:56 PM (E3gYo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Less than a dollop, approximately a splash.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2023 02:52 PM (bJHK5)
May I interrupt...
Posted by: zombie Graham Kerr at July 12, 2023 02:56 PM (CCSxw)
https://tinyurl.com/3m2vu4ru
Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2023 02:56 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 02:54 PM (2s9cl)
A census worker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at July 12, 2023 02:56 PM (uoAlb)
Timeless. Ageless. Classic.
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Ramen was in every Marine's buttpack in 3rd Marines. We were doing Ramen long before it reached California.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2023 02:56 PM (D8mow)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 12, 2023 02:56 PM (V7LA2)
Also love their spicy jambalaya or gumbo. Whichever it is, maybe both. Either way, tremendous.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
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Canpbell's is off of my buy list since their 'Who's your daddy' commercial with the two gheys feeding a baby. Repugnant.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2023 02:56 PM (uUKp3)
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 02:54 PM (2s9cl)
Got a 'Census' worker hounding me now... She said I need to answer their questions.... I said, this is not a Census year... so just where is your authority to ask me questions?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 12, 2023 02:57 PM (oHd/0)
https://tinyurl.com/3m2vu4ru
Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2023 02:56 PM (R38qh)
Further proving the point of its irrelevancy in a just society.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:57 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 12, 2023 02:57 PM (xWu6m)
Facebook and other social media. Answer questions. Address things that people are wondering about (p3d0s, porn in school, etc.) and don't beat around the bush. Don't let them use "book banning" or some silliness like that. Call it porn.
But mostly have a presence that people can look up and find and say "okay, she's like me."
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 02:53 PM (ulgTA)
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Or, television ads that promise corporate tax rate cuts.
Pretty much even stevens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 12, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)
Grab 'em by the pussy. Be Trumpian.
Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2023 02:57 PM (E3gYo)
Posted by: Ciampino --- I got a ticket but the sign said 'FINE FOR PARKING' at July 12, 2023 02:57 PM (qfLjt)
Thanks; That's very helpful. I will have to get somebody in this area help with that, because I really am not good with social media. The woman I'm running with is probably better with it. I am on one local group that is very concerned with parental rights-very diverse and animated, intelligent group, but I am running for township which doesn't deal with school issues. They do know where I stand on various things, because I was part of the group before I was ever asked to run.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2023 02:57 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2023 02:35 PM (Keyt1)
Fenelon, go down the county elections office and check to see how many people voted for this position last election. That is the number of people you need to vote for you this election unless your oponent is underwrit by someone big.
Talk to you family, talk to your friends, talk to your neighbors, talk to your parishinors "I am not here as your minister, I am her to ask a favor, I am . . . ."
If you know who is running in bigger state races that have yard signs, and they are similar to you, go talk to them
No one really cares a lot about the down ticket races I am afraid, but you can get your name out.
Also, go speak at the city council meetings. "My name is [Fenelon] and this is very important and is being neglected . . . "
Go to AA meetings, and just be there.
People have to be able to put a name to a face to a race to a positive feeling. Politics is slimy, and you have the chance to do these things and be decent about it, but you gotta get your face and name recognized
Posted by: Kindltot at July 12, 2023 02:58 PM (xhaym)
If you want me to fill up a few Anchor Steam bottles with urine and send it to you, will you quit whining?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 02:58 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2023 02:58 PM (Keyt1)
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Never tried that. When you speak of Hormel you are speaking SPAM - which I like to this day. My father hated it cuz he ate it everyday throughout WWII Pacific. He also hated beaches, too. Go figure.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2023 02:52 PM (D8mow)
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Spam is pretty good as well--especially the bacon-flavored. I like Hormel's tamales in part because they are also easy for me to digest when my tummy starts acting up a bit...(sounds weird with a heavily processed food, but it's true.)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 12, 2023 02:58 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at July 12, 2023 02:58 PM (Vu7A1)
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 12, 2023 01:55 PM (VMFAF)
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No pants then ?
Posted by: Ciampino --- I got a ticket but the sign said 'FINE FOR PARKING' at July 12, 2023 02:57 PM (qfLjt)
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All looking for bottoms.
Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2023 02:58 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Skip
I think she was maneuvered into the killing box and that is why even the GOP members in Congress refuse to admit she was killed for no reason. People like Lindsay were complicit in those deaths.
Ironically I was familiar with that area of the Capitol where the murder occurred because I used to work the floor in the House way back when. Speaker's Lobby was where the celebrities were met and the teletypes for news were back in the day.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 02:59 PM (2s9cl)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 12, 2023 02:59 PM (xhaym)
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Progresso's Chicken and Sausage Gumbo is one of my favorites for a fast dinner.
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2023 02:59 PM (D8mow)
NO!!! Let them air. I LOVE hearing the side-effects and my daughter exclaiming how she'll NEVER put anything like that in her body.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:59 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2023 02:46 PM (D8mow)
Yup. Order it by the case. It's a twofer. A great winter meal and a very good survival food storage item.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 12, 2023 02:59 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2023 02:56 PM (R38qh)
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:: pats Lee on head ::
Yes, dear. We know.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 12, 2023 02:59 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: zombie Wilford Brimley at July 12, 2023 02:59 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Kindltot
Kindltot gives excellent advice.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 02:59 PM (2s9cl)
james joyce, in 'finnegans wake'
and now you know. he might have also coined the work 'blog'
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 12, 2023 02:59 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2023 03:00 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 12, 2023 03:00 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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It's amazing how hard it is to find even basic info on local races. If you stand out you'll get votes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 03:00 PM (ulgTA)
Posted by: CaliGirl a
yes and pretty quickly, couple months at best
Posted by: BruceWayne at July 12, 2023 02:46 PM (CIS44)
IPA lasts longest, given its history as a long-haul product by the British Navy, but it will also go bad.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lookin' for me wooden leg at July 12, 2023 03:00 PM (xPJvm)
And Right There we have prima facie evidence that AA was an Enemy Within Operation.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 03:00 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: Skip
I think she was maneuvered into the killing box and that is why even the GOP members in Congress refuse to admit she was killed for no reason. People like Lindsay were complicit in those deaths.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 02:59 PM (2s9cl)
The video of that shooting produces some incredible oddities. That said, it's a bunch of dudes and one chick. Who do they send through the window? Obviously one of the rampaging dudes, right?
Nerp. Everything about it is fucked.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 12, 2023 03:01 PM (KbCG3)
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That's one way to garner campaign contributions from the tech lords.
Posted by: Cynical analysis at July 12, 2023 03:01 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 03:01 PM (zZu0s)
NO!!! Let them air. I LOVE hearing the side-effects and my daughter exclaiming how she'll NEVER put anything like that in her body.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:59 PM (7Q7Ca)
My favorite recent one was some medicine that said "there is a risk of potentially FATAL INFECTION OF THE PERINEUM."
Whatever it is better be real bad to risk killer taint rot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2023 03:01 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2023 03:01 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 12, 2023 03:01 PM (ak8qn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke'
Don't canvass my hood. Nobody will answer due to warrants. Last time I answered I got a subpoena to be a material witness, then they let the guy go on a PR bond which he jumped. Now he's gunning for me as a 'Snitch' and I might actually have to kill him over it. i guess we'll see.
Perhaps you live in a different social structure.
I love your jokes.
Posted by: LenNeal, asshole at July 12, 2023 03:01 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: zombie Wilford Brimley at July 12, 2023 02:59 PM (zZu0s)
One of my favorite dinners is their jambalaya with sausage. And I get about 2-3 meals out of it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 12, 2023 03:01 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 12, 2023 03:00 PM (ZGrMX)
Wither Peruvia?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 12, 2023 03:01 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 12, 2023 03:01 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 03:01 PM (ulgTA)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 12, 2023 03:02 PM (flINI)
Yes, dear. We know.
Now you need to immerse your hand, up to the elbow in disinfectant.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 03:02 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 12, 2023 03:00 PM (ZGrMX)
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They have very picturesque cliff he can be thrown off.
I am a very bad person, and I'm getting worse.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 12, 2023 03:02 PM (brAQZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 12, 2023 02:57 PM (xWu6m)
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From the frozen section, yeah. But if you get it from a location, it's an acquired taste.
Posted by: Axeman at July 12, 2023 03:02 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 03:02 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Kindltot
oh yeah- 'The Night Stalker'
we never missed that show
Posted by: DB - but wait, there's more at July 12, 2023 03:02 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: DB - but wait, there's more at July 12, 2023 03:03 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Carrot and Penguin Alliance. at July 12, 2023 03:03 PM (T0tUU)
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Or, does it get even worse.
Ancient preservation methods: Okay when this goes stale it tastes sour as shit. Hey, lets make it taste sour as shit now, and that way it won't be noticeably different in 6 months.
Posted by: Cynical analysis at July 12, 2023 03:03 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 12, 2023 03:03 PM (krqg6)
NO!!! Let them air. I LOVE hearing the side-effects and my daughter exclaiming how she'll NEVER put anything like that in her body.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2023 02:59 PM (7Q7Ca)
I'm pretty sure the pharma companies would love for people to stop hearing all the ways their products lead to suicidal ideation.
Posted by: Robert at July 12, 2023 03:03 PM (y+qC4)
Whatever it is better be real bad to risk killer taint rot.
==
Fournier's gangrene isn't just for junkies anymore.
Posted by: Pharma and Truth in Advertising at July 12, 2023 03:05 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at July 12, 2023 02:21 PM (SRRAx)
It has been a long time since I've been off shore, but the guys on the production platforms would skip lunch to watch their "stories".
Posted by: Javems at July 12, 2023 03:05 PM (Qwgdx)
The local police know this, I think they're sitting back and waiting. For them, a Win-win.
Posted by: LenNeal, asshole at July 12, 2023 03:05 PM (/BBNv)
On social media, make sure that you have total control of your messaging---often well meaning people can post stuff using your name creating a headache so you need to be able to have an official social media presence, veto power on all messaging, and put some trusted volunteer (after checking their social media past posts as well) as in charge of it.
Nextdoor is probably one place you need to check out as reading the posts there pertaining to your local area, many of these people can inform you what the public is thinking in your locale. Facebook is probably more usable for Millenials and older as a general official campaign statement and agenda place for campaign events.
Young voters are the hardest to reach but connections with school teachers at the senior high level might help.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2023 03:06 PM (2s9cl)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2023 02:45 PM (1oVpq)
Weinhardts got bought out by Stroh and immediately tasted like Stroh. I understand your misery.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 12, 2023 03:06 PM (xhaym)
https://tinyurl.com/2zcwxtb9
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 12, 2023 03:07 PM (XMwZJ)
NO!!! Let them air. I LOVE hearing the side-effects and my daughter exclaiming how she'll NEVER put anything like that in her body.
Posted by: Sponge
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How and why such products and commercials made it into being is an ugly story, and much larger than just the products themselves. Lately I've been touting 'An American Sickness'. If you'd like to understand the degraded state of all aspects of American healthcare, that's the book. Goodreads review: https://tinyurl.com/2ks99zyl
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 12, 2023 03:10 PM (qlgfj)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 12, 2023 03:13 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 12, 2023 03:13 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Montec at July 12, 2023 03:14 PM (Rg4GQ)
Don't do it during the day, 9-5, but early in the morning 5-7AM? And not outside a liquor entrance.
Early morning supermarkets, and maybe meets at early riser restaurants.
Can you have a coffee thingey? If people help themselves it's not a bribe. I mean a coffee plastic thing, the box? They're not that expensive.
Just a couple of thoughts.
Posted by: LenNeal, asshole at July 12, 2023 03:16 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: Kindltot
It’s funny how my ‘nabe operates during election season. Lawn signs are 10:1 Dem/Rep but then the results are 55-60% Republican. It’s because conservatives know putting a sigh in your lawn or a sticker on a car is asking for the party of tolerance to set your house/car on fire. Liberals on the other hand have no such fear, even though every Republican is a violent Nazi in their eyes. Weird how it works huh?
Posted by: Montec at July 12, 2023 03:18 PM (Rg4GQ)
Posted by: Javems'
When I did Cable TV disconnects in The Ghetto I made it a point of honor to never cut off Old Black Ladies' Stories. I'd come back later after they'd figured out where to watch them next. I never failed, made sure they could watch their Stories.
That helped me a great deal. Word got around.
Posted by: LenNeal, asshole at July 12, 2023 03:19 PM (/BBNv)
Secret voting is absolutely crucial to the voting process.
Posted by: LenNeal, asshole at July 12, 2023 03:22 PM (/BBNv)
Posted by: Puddinhead at July 12, 2023 02:39 PM (D8mow)
Same here as a child. I also was big into Kraft Mac and cheese during college. At 19 cents a box, it augmented my diet as a cheap form of carbs.
Posted by: Archer at July 12, 2023 03:24 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2023 03:26 PM (v0R5T)
There are a lot of great deals for solar generators today on Prime and at the manufacturer sites. Bluetti is selling their AC200 MAX solar generator for $1299. No, I don't own Bluetti stock
Posted by: mrp at July 12, 2023 02:19 PM
Thanks again. I bought the AC200 MAX and a 350 watt solar panel. About 40% off of both. Might add a second panel later, based on experience. Now, my local utility can kiss my ass, putting my priority in an outage at very last. I might just add a 30 watt input to my service panel, which would make things really easy.
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