Saint Humphry's Day Cafe

Arlington Row, England
by @lensreflection

Some heathens call St. Humphry's Day "Humpday."

Guy kicks a car and causes a collision.

Arguing with a bloodhound.

Rock and dirt flow like water.

Where does he get those wonderful toys?

Building a giant dog-toy pit for Brodie the Doodle (and his brother).

Can I keep him?

Bloodhound doesn't want to drink from his bowl. He will only drink directly from the kitchen faucet -- LIKE A VIKING.

Emaciated, almost hairless, sightless stray husky collapses in homeowner's backyard. Tough to watch in the beginning, but they nurse "Jake" back to good health. And unlike the Jake on CNN, this one doesn't eat his own feces and then try to stick his nose up your craplocker.

Someone's not getting lucky on wedding night.

Jaguar drags a full-grown animal up a tree to eat it.

Riding the winds.

Riding a horse, through a lake.

Now this is how a True Gentleman ought to get around town.

Leaning too far back on a chair.

Snow patrol.

Not all heroes wear collars.

King of the mountain.

Joe Biden was a paleontologist back at the University of Delaware. True fact.

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1 Good evening, horde.

Lovely wee village there.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 12, 2023 07:33 PM (OX9vb)

2 Stopped to look at the pictures...

Posted by: Half Dozen at July 12, 2023 07:37 PM (eHovo)

3 Magdenburg Unicorn: "Why Yes, my legs DO go all the way up"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2023 07:38 PM (ynpvh)

4 The hobbitses live in that village?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2023 07:39 PM (guGkK)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 12, 2023 07:40 PM (T4tVD)

6 Wow... just saw an online ad for the Ultra Right Beer Company...

Hope it's tasty...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 12, 2023 07:41 PM (oHd/0)

7 So what is Saint Humphry's Day, anyway?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 12, 2023 07:41 PM (OX9vb)

8 Surprised the bridge survived

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 12, 2023 07:42 PM (Eeb9P)

9 Imagine living as a herd of animals with spikes like that on their heads but having no arms to toss a ring.

Evolution can be so cruel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2023 07:42 PM (guGkK)

10 I hope there was sufficient diversity in the team that put together that roller coaster. And no 50 year old white guys. They're the worst.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 12, 2023 07:42 PM (eOEVl)

11 Reminds me of the Travels by Narrow Boat dude.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 12, 2023 07:42 PM (MeG8a)

12 That bride will be locked up tighter then Fort Knox.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 12, 2023 07:43 PM (js9UY)

13 Evolution can be so cruel.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2023 07:42 PM (guGkK)

Picnics must have been so boring.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 12, 2023 07:43 PM (OX9vb)

14 9 Imagine living as a herd of animals with spikes like that on their heads but having no arms to toss a ring.

Evolution can be so cruel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2023 07:42 PM (guGkK)

bumping into the guy in front of you can be troublesome.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2023 07:43 PM (ynpvh)

15 That waterway looks like skeeter breeding grounds.

Posted by: micky at July 12, 2023 07:44 PM (3byMq)

16 I had a cat that would sit on the edge of the bathtub waiting for me to turn on the water.

Posted by: huerfano at July 12, 2023 07:44 PM (7zEAH)

17 >>>7 So what is Saint Humphry's Day, anyway?

you might know it as Humpday.

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2023 07:44 PM (KRtlO)

18 Is that a jaguar or a leopard?. Either way strong cat.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2023 07:44 PM (PVx3i)

19 Imagine living as a herd of animals with spikes like that on their heads but having no arms to toss a ring.

Evolution can be so cruel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2023 07:42 PM (guGkK)

bumping into the guy in front of you can be troublesome.

Or intriguing.

Posted by: Pete Butgig at July 12, 2023 07:45 PM (eOEVl)

20 So what is Saint Humphry's Day, anyway?

you might know it as Humpday.
Posted by: ace at July 12, 2023 07:44 PM (KRtlO)

Ah, thanks! I am always the last to catch on.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 12, 2023 07:45 PM (OX9vb)

21 My sister and brother-in-law used to live in a place in England that looked very much that that. It was beautiful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2023 07:46 PM (Keyt1)

22 That roller coaster looks marvelous.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 12, 2023 07:46 PM (0XtpM)

23 So DON'T climb a tree to escape a Jaguar?

*(or leopard)

Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2023 07:46 PM (iziT8)

24 That's a leopard, not a jaguar, but they're practically the same cat. Leopards are in Africa, and jaguars are in Central and South America.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 12, 2023 07:46 PM (WVz+G)

25 I've jumped into a quarry pond, maybe a 50 foot drop.

Wasn't expecting to sink so far underwater. I didn't equalize the pressure, and ended up with an earache that didn't subside for a couple of days. I was lucky I didn't rupture the eardrum.

Of course I had to call home and speak with the old man (who was an ENT) because the damn ear hurt so much.

He was sooooo concerned. I believe his exact words were: You did what?...Dummy!...You'll be fine, don't call collect again, understand?!?!

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 12, 2023 07:47 PM (CCSxw)

26 14 9 Imagine living as a herd of animals with spikes like that on their heads but having no arms to toss a ring.

Evolution can be so cruel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2023 07:42 PM (guGkK)

bumping into the guy in front of you can be troublesome.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2023 07:43 PM (ynpvh)

Yeah baby, I'm a little horny tonight...

Her: You ALWAYS say that...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 12, 2023 07:47 PM (oHd/0)

27 22 That roller coaster looks marvelous.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 12, 2023 07:46 PM (0XtpM)

Nopenopenope

I will climb rock faces, but no roller coasters for me, thanks.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 12, 2023 07:47 PM (OX9vb)

28 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2023 07:48 PM (xhxe8)

29 Someone's not getting lucky on wedding night.

Why? Whether he joined in or not, she was still going to get wet.

Rather she should admire his judgement in that his suit was likely a rental.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 12, 2023 07:48 PM (p8A+W)

30 That roller coaster looks marvelous.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 12, 2023 07:46 PM (0XtpM)
******
😳

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2023 07:49 PM (NpAcC)

31 Before I was banished by the bride, whenever I was at the sink our Lab would jump up and insist on a drink from the faucet.

Unfortunately she got the dog in the settlement...

#missthatguy

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at July 12, 2023 07:49 PM (CCSxw)

32 Tracked chair needs a pouch to put stuff in

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2023 07:50 PM (xhxe8)

33 Is that a jaguar or a leopard?. Either way strong cat.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2023 07:44 PM (PVx3i)

All cats are exceedingly strong for their size. They're some of the most amazing animals God created. Pure predators.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 12, 2023 07:50 PM (BdMk6)

34 Cats are land sharks

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 12, 2023 07:51 PM (Eeb9P)

35 >>>Guy kicks a car and causes a collision.

1. I wish we could see what preceded that kick.
2. Motorcycle guy is a retard. He's lucky he didn't end up as paste against the center divide.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 12, 2023 07:52 PM (klJTj)

36 All cats are exceedingly strong for their size. They're some of the most amazing animals God created. Pure predators.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 12, 2023 07:50 PM (BdMk6)
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Pound for pound, cats are amazingly strong. Remember a housecat can easily jump 4-6 feet straight up if they are so inclined. That's equivalent to 6' tall human jumping 12'-18' straight up.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 12, 2023 07:53 PM (BpYfr)

37 That dude was drinking and driving.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2023 07:53 PM (v0R5T)

38 Aaaahhh, I'm hang-gliding! Take a good picture, honey, I'm dead!

Posted by: Chazz Reinhold at July 12, 2023 07:53 PM (R/m4+)

39 I love my dogs to pieces, but there is no way I am buying them 10,000 toys.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2023 07:54 PM (NpAcC)

40 >>>Rock and dirt flow ~~like~~ in water.

FIFY.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 12, 2023 07:55 PM (klJTj)

41 The Magdenburg Unicorn is more believable than the Trollenberg Terror.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2023 07:56 PM (63Dwl)

42 Ciampino's Rescue kitties - LIVE STREAMING!!

https://www.twitch.tv/kittenwatch

We've just fed them so much activity.

Posted by: Ciampino --- Doing it by hand saves ? at July 12, 2023 07:56 PM (qfLjt)

43 All cats are exceedingly strong for their size. They're some of the most amazing animals God created. Pure predators.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 12, 2023 07:50 PM (BdMk6)
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*Hobbes executes his patented "tackle Calvin when he comes home from school" move*

Hobbes: I read that tigers' spines are like big coiled springs.

Calvin: I read that their brains are like big bowls of tapioca.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 12, 2023 07:56 PM (V7LA2)

44 >>I've jumped into a quarry pond, maybe a 50 foot drop.

>>Wasn't expecting to sink so far underwater. I didn't equalize the pressure, and ended up with an earache that didn't subside for a couple of days. I was lucky I didn't rupture the eardrum.

I popped an eardrum getting knocked off a rope swing over a river. Not on my list of favorite things.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2023 07:56 PM (ZLI7S)

45 17 >>>7 So what is Saint Humphry's Day, anyway?

you might know it as Humpday.

Posted by: ace at July 12, 2023 07:44 PM (KRtlO)

++++

LOL. I Wiki'd it, but they never heard of the damn thing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 12, 2023 07:57 PM (klJTj)

46 I love my dogs to pieces, but there is no way I am buying them 10,000 toys.

I found it pointless. The dude was just looking for clicks.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 12, 2023 07:57 PM (Xrfse)

47 Is that the rare Dorkwadsaurus?

Posted by: eleven at July 12, 2023 07:57 PM (iziT8)

48 The Magdenburg Unicorn is more believable than the Trollenberg Terror.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2023 07:56 PM (63Dwl)
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How about the Whitehouse Whifflesniffer?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 12, 2023 07:57 PM (V7LA2)

49 46 I love my dogs to pieces, but there is no way I am buying them 10,000 toys.

I found it pointless. The dude was just looking for clicks.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 12, 2023 07:57 PM (Xrfse)

Clicks instead of chicks, eh?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2023 07:57 PM (ynpvh)

50 That goat is the Magdenburg Duocorn.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2023 07:58 PM (63Dwl)

51 Just realized that the Mageburn Unicorn would be unhappy if it's tail swung too close to it's backside...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2023 07:59 PM (ynpvh)

52 I love my dogs to pieces, but there is no way I am buying them 10,000 toys.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2023 07:54 PM (NpAcC)

Especially when a stick or hambone or old tennis balls can entertain them for hours.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 12, 2023 07:59 PM (BdMk6)

53 Madgeburg Unicorn

don't see the problem

Posted by: Cecilia Jimenez at July 12, 2023 07:59 PM (us2H3)

54 Nice little community there, Arlington Road.

Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2023 07:59 PM (Uv0D2)

55
Nissan makes a car called a Leopard. They ought to use that leopard in a commercial, splicing in shots of the car taking on a big load and the car going up a hill and then the car at the top of the hill looking cool.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2023 08:00 PM (AxmOr)

56 55
Nissan makes a car called a Leopard. They ought to use that leopard in a commercial, splicing in shots of the car taking on a big load and the car going up a hill and then the car at the top of the hill looking cool.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 12, 2023 08:00 PM (AxmOr)

Like a post turtle; it didn't put itself there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2023 08:00 PM (ynpvh)

57 People laugh at that unicorn skeleton, but we are the exact same people now as we were then, and lots of folks with college degrees and beyond are receptive to blocking out the sun to kill off 7B people. Sorry, I mean "to save the planet"

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 08:01 PM (ulgTA)

58 Did it not occur to them that the "unicorn" might be short a few bones?

Posted by: mikeski at July 12, 2023 08:01 PM (DgGvY)

59 Nice little community there, Arlington Road.
Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2023 07:59 PM (Uv0D2)

The HOA will rip your lungs out, Jim.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2023 08:01 PM (guGkK)

60 So what is Saint Humphry's Day, anyway?

you might know it as Humpday.

Posted by: ace

--

Ah duuur-eeer
ah duuur-eee

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 08:02 PM (ulgTA)

61 Student; How did they know how to properly reconstruct a dinosaur skeleton ?

Fellow Blonde classmate; I assume they just looked at the photographs.

Posted by: polynikes. at July 12, 2023 08:02 PM (/WQyy)

62 Did it not occur to them that the "unicorn" might be short a few bones?

--

Why do you hate Science?

Now put on this mask made from an old Garfield t-shirt so we can stop a cold virus.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 08:03 PM (ulgTA)

63 Perhaps appropriate given that it's the Twelfth of July but my Catholic calendar has no saints day listed for today. [Yesterday was St Benedict and tomorrow will be St Henry's.]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 12, 2023 08:03 PM (krqg6)

64 People laugh at that unicorn skeleton, but we are the exact same people now as we were then, and lots of folks with college degrees and beyond are receptive to blocking out the sun to kill off 7B people. Sorry, I mean "to save the planet"
Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 08:01 PM (ulgTA

Truth.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at July 12, 2023 08:03 PM (BdMk6)

65 #63 ... while realizing Ace was just making a little joke, of course.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 12, 2023 08:04 PM (krqg6)

66 First pic looks very Engrish.

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2023 08:04 PM (V13WU)

67 So St. Henry's Day is in the summer now? Since when?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2023 08:05 PM (guGkK)

68 St. Latrina...

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2023 08:06 PM (V13WU)

69 39 I love my dogs to pieces, but there is no way I am buying them 10,000 toys.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2023 07:54 PM (NpAcC)

++++

Well, no. But if I was YouTube "celebrity" and could get some company to donate 10,000 toys in exchange for a link, I could see it.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 12, 2023 08:06 PM (klJTj)

70 Evenin' Horde.

Hiking to the top of that mountain? Hell yeah. Riding that roller coaster? Fuck no.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 12, 2023 08:06 PM (aBJcM)

71 You could picture a Hobbit strolling down that road

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2023 08:08 PM (xhxe8)

72 My sister and brother-in-law used to live in a place in England that looked very much that that. It was beautiful.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2023 07:46 PM (Keyt1)
*****
Would love to live in a place that looks like it's straight out of a storybook.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2023 08:08 PM (NpAcC)

73 Flairon Building might be where the term 23 Skidoo originated. The wind swirls around the skinny building and men would hang out there to maybe see a glimpse of leg or stocking from ladies walking about. The Popo would chase them away which was said to be the 23 Skidoo. Building on 23rd st.

Posted by: Hooterville World Guardian at July 12, 2023 08:08 PM (T0tUU)

74 >>>Bloodhound doesn't want to drink from his bowl. He will only drink directly from the kitchen faucet -- LIKE A VIKING.

You know the bugs like to go swimming in the water dish, right?
--Norse the Bloodhound

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 12, 2023 08:08 PM (klJTj)

75 Hiking to the top of that mountain? Hell yeah. Riding that roller coaster? Fuck no.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 12, 2023 08:06 PM (aBJcM)

*fistbump

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 12, 2023 08:08 PM (OX9vb)

76 Arlington Row

they're in there eating wood pigeon and mashed peas

Posted by: REDACTED at July 12, 2023 08:09 PM (us2H3)

77 Seems to me that the moss is taking a lichen to the roofs on Arlington Row.

Posted by: Hector's Roof Repair. at July 12, 2023 08:11 PM (T0tUU)

78 So what is Saint Humphry's Day, anyway?
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 12, 2023 07:41 PM (OX9vb)

He invented the Humphrey cycle pump, the largest, water pumping device yet invented

Posted by: Kindltot at July 12, 2023 08:11 PM (xhaym)

79 >>>Now this is how a True Gentleman ought to get around town.

I wonder if Jeremy Renner has one of those.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 12, 2023 08:13 PM (klJTj)

80 Plot twist. Ray Epps claims the DOJ is going to charge him over J6.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2023 08:13 PM (ZLI7S)

81 Would love to live in a place that looks like it's straight out of a storybook.
Posted by: redridinghood

Good news: we already do!

Bad news: the book is titled "Gender Queer."

Though with that nickname.....

Posted by: mikeski at July 12, 2023 08:14 PM (DgGvY)

82 So St. Henry's Day is in the summer now? Since when?
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That doesn't sound familiar. Maybe it's a different Henry you're thinking of? [I don't know anything about him or them if more than one Henry is meant BTW.]

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 12, 2023 08:15 PM (krqg6)

83 Buried treasure stories are happy stories. Discovery and analysis of the Great Kentucky Hoard:
https://tinyurl.com/43m6n3rf
youtube.com/watch?v=0JDUdmp-L3Q

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 12, 2023 08:16 PM (MvF+J)

84 Plot twist. Ray Epps claims the DOJ is going to charge him over J6.
Posted by: JackStraw

Then let him rot in solitary for 3 years before his trial?

Didn't think so.

Posted by: mikeski at July 12, 2023 08:16 PM (DgGvY)

85 https://tinyurl.com/mpm9stzk
Took this not far from where I am working this week

Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2023 08:16 PM (xhxe8)

86 Plot twist. Ray Epps claims the DOJ is going to charge him over J6.
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Expired parking-metre.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 12, 2023 08:16 PM (krqg6)

87 80 Plot twist. Ray Epps claims the DOJ is going to charge him over J6.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2023 08:13 PM (ZLI7S

like a revival of rejected Hollywood scripts

Posted by: REDACTED at July 12, 2023 08:17 PM (us2H3)

88 Our serious dearth of penguins continues apace. Perhaps this is the real reason Dylan Mulva traveled to Peru. Peru has lots of Humboldt Penguins, which we need desperately.

Posted by: Ebony and Ivory at July 12, 2023 08:18 PM (T0tUU)

89 >>>Wooow

Is there an airplane up there doing a water drop?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 12, 2023 08:18 PM (klJTj)

90 The Magdeburg Unicorn looks like something today's climate "scientists " would have put tougher. And then they'd jail anyone who said they got it wrong.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2023 08:20 PM (S6gqv)

91 Set the Plex to random, watching American Graffiti.

It is impossible to watch that film without seeing all of the actors in the roles they would go on to appear in.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2023 08:20 PM (up/3i)

92 To me what is funniest about that unicorn is that the head is sitting directly on top of the pelvis.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2023 08:22 PM (S6gqv)

93 Somebody needs to tweet that paragraph about Jake the starving Husky Pup to Jake at CNN.

Oh, wait! I just did that.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 12, 2023 08:23 PM (mSaEG)

94 Today's marmot coat-of-arms comes from Luhansk oblast. Their groundhogs are close to achieving mastery of fire.
https://tinyurl.com/mufcb79n

Posted by: Can't Make gp's Shimmy Shake On Tea at July 12, 2023 08:24 PM (MvF+J)

95 9 Imagine living as a herd of animals with spikes like that on their heads but having no arms to toss a ring.

Evolution can be so cruel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 12, 2023 07:42 PM (guGkK)

++++

Made me think of this story that I just saw today. Not really related except for the word spike.

https://is.gd/2zRUw8
(Daily Mail)

The birds fight BACK! Crows and magpies are using ANTI-bird spikes to build nests in 'ultimate revenge' against humans, scientist finds

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 12, 2023 08:25 PM (klJTj)

96 ||Today, some paleo-archaeologists believe this reconstruction, and perhaps the original bones unearthed in the cave, to be a mishmash of several species from the Ice Age and beyond, including a woolly rhinoceros, a woolly mammoth, and even a narwhal.||
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Besides "Prussian scientist Otto von Geuricke, who was best known for his invention of the vacuum pump", Leibniz also thought it was a single, real creature.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 12, 2023 08:26 PM (krqg6)

97 Plot twist. Ray Epps claims the DOJ is going to charge him over J6.

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 12, 2023 08:26 PM (Xrfse)

98 To me what is funniest about that unicorn is that the head is sitting directly on top of the pelvis.
Posted by: Tom Servo

I don't get it.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at July 12, 2023 08:27 PM (DgGvY)

99 >Besides "Prussian scientist Otto von Geuricke, who was best known for his invention of the vacuum pump",

that sort of thing was his bag, baby

Posted by: DB - but wait, there's more at July 12, 2023 08:27 PM (geLO8)

100 @80

>>Plot twist. Ray Epps claims the DOJ is going to charge him over J6.

That's so QANON, I mean, it couldn't be any more QANON if it tried.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2023 08:28 PM (up/3i)

101 >>#TwoWeeks

More like 2 months ago. And he's blaming Tucker Carlson.

https://tinyurl.com/5dnza37c

Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2023 08:29 PM (ZLI7S)

102 If I recall “Lucy” was reconstructed from a single hip bone.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 12, 2023 08:29 PM (RSqGO)

103 , 2023 08:29 PM (ZLI7S)

102 If I recall “Lucy” was reconstructed from a single hip bone.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 12, 2023 08:29 P

Lucy, Lucy Liu...

Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2023 08:30 PM (PCK5/)

104 Kangal puppy at the pet groomer.

https://tinyurl.com/5333znhj

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 12, 2023 08:30 PM (CHHv1)

105 More like 2 months ago. And he's blaming Tucker Carlson.

Everything is fake.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 12, 2023 08:30 PM (Xrfse)

106 If I recall “Lucy” was reconstructed from a single hip bone.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 12, 2023 08:29 P

Lucy, Lucy Liu...
Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2023 08:30 PM (PCK5/)
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I would reconstruct Lucy Liu, given the chance.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 12, 2023 08:33 PM (V7LA2)

107 No dromedaries featured in The Café on St. Humphrey's Day (who's Feast Day is actually March 18th)?

Possibly a good thing, as they can be smelly, but are not, on average, as smelly as penguins.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2023 08:35 PM (a3Q+t)

108 Avenge me!

Posted by: Piltdown Man at July 12, 2023 08:35 PM (4I/2K)

109 Gotta say, this transfer of American Graffiti is damn good, also watching with motion smoothing turned on is trippy and surreal.

Had to turn it off.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2023 08:36 PM (up/3i)

110 107 No dromedaries featured in The Café on St. Humphrey's Day (who's Feast Day is actually March 18th)?

Possibly a good thing, as they can be smelly, but are not, on average, as smelly as penguins.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2023 08:35 PM (a3Q+t)

How do you cook 'em though?? Camels, not penguins... okay them too..

Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2023 08:37 PM (PCK5/)

111 So Vikings had water faucets ... hmm .... gold obviously, right?

Posted by: Ciampino - Sprint. The water faucet is running! at July 12, 2023 08:38 PM (qfLjt)

112 >>> 110 107 No dromedaries featured in The Café on St. Humphrey's Day (who's Feast Day is actually March 18th)?

Possibly a good thing, as they can be smelly, but are not, on average, as smelly as penguins.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2023 08:35 PM (a3Q+t)

How do you cook 'em though?? Camels, not penguins... okay them too..
Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2023 08:37 PM (PCK5/)

We are not dromedaries, and we are not smelly, and besides, parts is NOT parts!!!

Posted by: penguins at July 12, 2023 08:38 PM (llON8)

113 How do you cook 'em though?? Camels, not penguins... okay them too..
Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2023 08:37 PM (PCK5/)

Sous vide, then finish on the grill, duh.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 12, 2023 08:38 PM (OX9vb)

114 Plot twist. Ray Epps claims the DOJ is going to charge him over J6.
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Expired parking-metre.
Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 12, 2023 08:16 PM (krqg6)

Wearing white after Labor Day.

Posted by: LASue at July 12, 2023 08:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

115 "Rock and Roll has been going down hill ever since Buddy Holly died."

Word!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2023 08:39 PM (up/3i)

116 That bride will be locked up tighter then Fort Knox.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 12, 2023 07:43 PM (js9UY)

Dress was paid for.
Tux was rented.
She'll appreciate his frugality.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2023 08:40 PM (e4fEA)

117 73 Flairon Building might be where the term 23 Skidoo originated. The wind swirls around the skinny building and men would hang out there to maybe see a glimpse of leg or stocking from ladies walking about. The Popo would chase them away which was said to be the 23 Skidoo. Building on 23rd st.
Posted by: Hooterville World Guardian at July 12, 2023 08:08 PM (T0tUU)

Nice! And if that ain't the true story it should be...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 12, 2023 08:41 PM (bUGMk)

118 Han Solo has entered the scene.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2023 08:42 PM (up/3i)

119 How do you cook 'em though?? Camels, not penguins... okay them too..
Posted by: tubal at July 12, 2023 08:37 PM

My understanding is that penguins make very poor eating, to the point of being nearly inedible.

Camel can be quite tasty, however:

https://tinyurl.com/z2633yx7

Actually, camel meat looks like a prime candidate for sous vide. Someone should mention it to CBD.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2023 08:43 PM (a3Q+t)

120 The toy machine gun reminded me that I changed my fantasy gun I want to the American -180.

.22lr machine gun.

Posted by: polynikes at July 12, 2023 08:43 PM (MNhXM)

121 If I recall “Lucy” was reconstructed from a single hip bone.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Whereas "Lucy" (2014) was constructed from an always smoking hot Scarlett Johansson, a shaky, though interesting sci-fi plot, and an appearance from Morgan Freeman as a full-of-himself-and-also-shyte Evolutionary Biologist.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 12, 2023 08:44 PM (mSaEG)

122 My understanding is that penguins make very poor eating, to the point of being nearly inedible.

Leopard Seals and Great Whites would disagree.

Posted by: polynikes at July 12, 2023 08:44 PM (MNhXM)

123 Was that "unicorn" "constructed" by the same person who "restored" that painting, or is that a photoshop from the Babylon Bee?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 12, 2023 08:46 PM (llON8)

124 I would reconstruct Lucy Liu, given the chance.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 12, 2023 08:33 PM (V7LA2)

Hah that was an episode of Futurama.

Posted by: polynikes at July 12, 2023 08:46 PM (MNhXM)

125 The Magdeburg Unicorn looks like something today's climate "scientists " would have put tougher. And then they'd jail anyone who said they got it wrong.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 12, 2023 08:20 PM (S6gqv)
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So they have found evidence of human activity in eastern Oregon going back 18,000 years. No truth to the rumor that etched into the artifacts were the words Beavers Suck!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2023 08:46 PM (e4fEA)

126 @119

>>My understanding is that penguins make very poor eating, to the point of being nearly inedible.

If Asians don't eat it then you know it ain't good.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2023 08:46 PM (up/3i)

127 "Would you like to take a minute to register me?"

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 12, 2023 08:47 PM (krqg6)

128 Leopard Seals and Great Whites would disagree.
Posted by: polynikes at July 12, 2023 08:44 PM

How many Leopard Seals and Great Whites subscribe to Bon Appétit?

My estimate would be somewhere between delta and epsilon.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2023 08:48 PM (a3Q+t)

129 I would reconstruct Lucy Liu, given the chance.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 12, 2023 08:33 PM (V7LA2)
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A dangerous mistake...

Posted by: Lucy Liu-bot at July 12, 2023 08:48 PM (BpYfr)

130 Piltdown Man was fake but accurate.

Clearly, Englishmen are the epitome of evolution unlike those German bones.

Posted by: andycanuck (krqg6) at July 12, 2023 08:49 PM (krqg6)

131 No dromedaries featured in The Café on St. Humphrey's Day (who's Feast Day is actually March 18th)?

Possibly a good thing, as they can be smelly, but are not, on average, as smelly as penguins.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 12, 2023 08:35 PM (a3Q+t)
***

Hhheeeeyyyyy!
Mike...mike...mike...mike!!!
What day is it!!??

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2023 08:49 PM (e4fEA)

132 Kinda wish I would be around when they reconstruct Big Mike's bones

head IN pelvis

Posted by: REDACTED at July 12, 2023 08:50 PM (us2H3)

133 Hhheeeeyyyyy!
Mike...mike...mike...mike!!!
What day is it!!??
Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2023 08:49 PM (e4fEA)

I liked that commercial. It never got old to me.

Posted by: polynikes at July 12, 2023 08:50 PM (MNhXM)

134 Every cat dreams of dragging its owner's carcass up a tree like that jaguar.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2023 08:55 PM (RIvkX)

135 I liked that commercial. It never got old to me.
Posted by: polynikes at July 12, 2023 08:50 PM (MNhXM)

Me too.
I appreciate how they can get animals to do the commercials, particularly in pre-CGI days. Friend of mine's ex was a wild animal trainer...specialized in elephants. She did a lot of commercials but the worst, and funniest, was when the elephant got pissed and headed uptown in NY. Said it was several blocks getting it stopped.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2023 08:57 PM (e4fEA)

136 The Flatiron video was unusual for what appeared to be a lack of horse drawn vehicles. If you look at other 1911 vids, horse drawn vehicles are nearly half. It wasn't crowded either; maybe a Sunday morning?

Posted by: Dusty at July 12, 2023 08:57 PM (1ja3D)

137 "My understanding is that penguins make very poor eating, to the point of being nearly inedible."

They are pretty much worthless. Think about how many fish there would be in the sea if there were no penguins.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2023 09:00 PM (iayUP)

138 Every cat dreams of dragging its owner's carcass up a tree like that jaguar.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

My cat dreams she's sitting in my lap eating treats.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 12, 2023 09:00 PM (KAi1n)

139 Plot twist. Ray Epps claims the DOJ is going to ~~charge him~~ kill him over J6.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2023 08:13 PM (ZLI7S)

—————-

Probably.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 12, 2023 09:02 PM (u73oe)

140 You can't even set them on fire and use them for a lamp. You'd think as oily as they are they would at least be good for that.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2023 09:03 PM (iayUP)

141 appreciate how they can get animals to do the commercials, particularly in pre-CGI days. Friend of mine's ex was a wild animal trainer...specialized in elephants. She did a lot of commercials but the worst, and funniest, was when the elephant got pissed and headed uptown in NY. Said it was several blocks getting it stopped.
Posted by: Diogenes

Stampy!

Posted by: Bart Simpson at July 12, 2023 09:03 PM (xWu6m)

142 Medicare just sent me an email

"How to choose a nursing home"

Posted by: REDACTED at July 12, 2023 09:03 PM (us2H3)

143 Pound for pound, cats are amazingly strong. Remember a housecat can easily jump 4-6 feet straight up if they are so inclined. That's equivalent to 6' tall human jumping 12'-18' straight up.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 12, 2023 07:53 PM (BpYfr)

The square-cube law at work.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2023 09:04 PM (pJ96T)

144 I appreciate how they can get animals to do the commercials, particularly in pre-CGI days. Friend of mine's ex was a wild animal trainer...specialized in elephants. She did a lot of commercials but the worst, and funniest, was when the elephant got pissed and headed uptown in NY. Said it was several blocks getting it stopped.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2023 08:57 PM (e4fEA)
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When I was little and the Ringling Bros. Circus came to town you could go early and visit with the animals chained up in the basement of Madison Square Garden. For a city kid it was like being on a safari

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2023 09:06 PM (RIvkX)

145 How to choose a nursing home"

Posted by: REDACTED

We care. We'll send oatmeal and big diapers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 12, 2023 09:06 PM (xWu6m)

146 Plot twist. Ray Epps claims the DOJ is going to charge him over J6.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 12, 2023 08:13 PM (ZLI7S)

—————

Ray,

Remember that scene in one of the Jurassic Park movies where Vincent D’Onofrio is screaming “I’m on your side” as the velociraptor rips him to pieces? That’s you now.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 12, 2023 09:06 PM (u73oe)

147 126 @119

>>My understanding is that penguins make very poor eating, to the point of being nearly inedible.

If Asians don't eat it then you know it ain't good.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2023 08:46 PM
Seem to recall Sir Ernest Shackleton's expedition ate a few penguins. And dogs.

Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2023 09:07 PM (Uv0D2)

148 My cat dreams she's sitting in my lap eating treats.
Posted by: SFGoth at July 12, 2023 09:00 PM (KAi1n)
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Keep telling yourself that..."Treats" in this case means your eyeballs.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 12, 2023 09:08 PM (BpYfr)

149 Every cat dreams of dragging its owner's carcass up a tree like that jaguar.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

My cat dreams she's sitting in my lap eating treats.
Posted by: SFGoth at July 12, 2023 09:00 PM (KAi1n)
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Yeah, until the treats are gone...

How is your whiplash?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2023 09:08 PM (RIvkX)

150 Ummmm, I think you're off by a month, Ace. St Humphry's feast day is 12 JUNE.

Posted by: GWB at July 12, 2023 09:09 PM (vQrdQ)

151 Pound for pound, cats are amazingly strong. Remember a housecat can easily jump 4-6 feet straight up if they are so inclined. That's equivalent to 6' tall human jumping 12'-18' straight up.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 12, 2023 07:53 PM (BpYfr)

The square-cube law at work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2023 09:04 PM (pJ96T)
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Yep. I think fleas are the all time champs when it comes to long distance jumping in the animal kingdom in part due to that reason.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 12, 2023 09:09 PM (BpYfr)

152 142 Medicare just sent me an email

"How to choose a nursing home"

Posted by: REDACTED

I'll send pudding cups!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 12, 2023 09:11 PM (9BeIJ)

153 And now Jerry Reed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2023 09:11 PM (up/3i)

154 That pic of NYC must be fake...there's no bums, druggies, homeless, thugs, rioters, or shoplifters, and the streets are clean and without potholes.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 12, 2023 09:12 PM (XMwZJ)

155
When you're hot, you're hot
When you're not, you're not

Too soon?

Posted by: The Late Great Jerry Reed at July 12, 2023 09:13 PM (iayUP)

156 @147

>>Seem to recall Sir Ernest Shackleton's expedition ate a few penguins. And dogs.

If you're options are limited a person will eat just about anything but if it doesn't regularly show up at an Asian Wet Market, then it ain't edible.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2023 09:13 PM (up/3i)

157 That pic of NYC must be fake...there's no bums, druggies, homeless, thugs, rioters, or shoplifters, and the streets are clean and without potholes.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 12, 2023 09:12 PM (XMwZJ)
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Tammany Hall.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2023 09:13 PM (RIvkX)

158 Jerry Reed is east bound and down?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 12, 2023 09:13 PM (u73oe)

159 Jaguar drags a full-grown animal up a tree to eat it.

It's a shame. It has to do it or a pack of hyenas will come take its kill. Everything it worked for, the effort, the hunt, the peril.

The hyenas just sit over in their section 8 housing and come take it, having never lifted a f*cking hyena finger. They just take it by force, because the jaguar has no one to help him run them off and the lion that's supposed to be in charge of the savannah doesn't do shit, he just looks on and cares not for the predicament of the jaguar.

But one day. One day soon. One day the jaguars are going to get sick of it, and they will team up with the elephants and wildebeests and cheetahs and all other working class animals and they will kill every last f*cking hyena.

But they won't stop there. They won't stop until lions and lionesses are swinging from a lamppost with Serengeti circle flies picking at and feeding on their decaying bastard-ass lion bodies as their lion cubs look on, understanding the message the rest of the animals sent.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 12, 2023 09:14 PM (/11g9)

160 Damn. Jimmie Johnson’ mother in law likely shot and killed her husband and grandson and then killed herself. That’s a twist.

Posted by: polynikes at July 12, 2023 09:15 PM (MNhXM)

161 142 Medicare just sent me an email

"How to choose a nursing home"

Posted by: REDACTED

I keep getting cremation and burial deals.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 12, 2023 09:15 PM (OX9vb)

162
I keep getting cremation and burial deals.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

I got a jury summons today. Ugh

Posted by: Infidel at July 12, 2023 09:18 PM (0zJ6Q)

163 Damn. Jimmie Johnson’ mother in law likely shot and killed her husband and grandson and then killed herself. That’s a twist.
Posted by: polynikes at July 12, 2023 09:15 PM (MNhXM)

Variety headline: "Three Johnsons Waxed".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2023 09:18 PM (pJ96T)

164 Where does he get those wonderful toys?

One of the most stepped-on lines in cinematic history.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 12, 2023 09:21 PM (jzzG8)

165 You know, Harrison Ford isn't half bad in AG.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2023 09:25 PM (up/3i)

166 At least you're not getting how to make your dick bigger ads.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at July 12, 2023 09:25 PM (5iFFd)

167 Looking at the Arlington Row pic the first thing that comes to mind is Safety Dance. The second is WHY.

Posted by: 13times at July 12, 2023 09:25 PM (zmVPn)

168 I love that Dylan Mulvaney has absconded to Peru to frolic amongst the llamas with millions of dollars and a trail of corporate wreckage in his wake. He had a damned good grift going for a minute there, and his marks couldn't be a more deserving bunch.

Now, to round this thing out, he needs to die in a seedy Lima youth-hostel orgy that went sideways, after a mysterious outbreak of llamapox across LatAm's gay community.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2023 09:27 PM (oINRc)

169 Where does he get those wonderful toys?

Watched the 4K DVD of that last night.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 12, 2023 09:27 PM (CHHv1)

170 167 Looking at the Arlington Row pic the first thing that comes to mind is Safety Dance. The second is WHY.
Posted by: 13times at July 12, 2023 09:25 PM
The third should be the bees.

Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2023 09:28 PM (Uv0D2)

171 No truth to the rumor that etched into the artifacts were the words Beavers Suck!

Posted by: Diogenes

Paleontological Linguistical Experts report that the extant hieroglyphs translate to:

"O! S! U! My pants are off to you!
Beaver bastards, sons-a-bitches, too!
[Garbled] with the band!
[Garbled] with either hand!
O! S! U! Fuck You!!!"

Work continues on this important project.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 12, 2023 09:30 PM (mSaEG)

172 The third should be the bees.

Please, not the BEES!

Posted by: 13times at July 12, 2023 09:31 PM (zmVPn)

173 I got a jury summons today. Ugh
Posted by: Infidel at July 12, 2023 09:18 PM (0zJ6Q)

Oh, lucky you!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 12, 2023 09:31 PM (OX9vb)

174 My Non-Profit has just sent a memo that we will still be required to don MASKS while on site.

True believers to the core.

But Commiefornia so go figure.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 12, 2023 09:34 PM (UsQA1)

175 I got a jury summons today. Ugh

--

I hate to discourage people from their civic duty, but if you don't want to participate just wear a MAGA hat / shirt to court, and thank any law enforcement present the moment you have an opportunity to talk.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at July 12, 2023 09:35 PM (ulgTA)

176 Have you ever thought about what you're going to make for dinner all day, then get home, take your time, make it, then sit down and after a few bites, it really isn't everything you wanted it to be?

I had the sadz.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 12, 2023 09:36 PM (U2p+3)

177 But they won't stop there. They won't stop until lions and lionesses are swinging from a lamppost with Serengeti circle flies picking at and feeding on their decaying bastard-ass lion bodies as their lion cubs look on, understanding the message the rest of the animals sent.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Your post reminded me of this song, Delicate Tendrils, sung by Henry Rollins, from Les Claypool and the Holy Mackeral's album Highball with the Devil:

https://youtu.be/Ztl9QSvH29c

Posted by: Sharkman at July 12, 2023 09:36 PM (mSaEG)

178 iger's contract extended to 2026

Posted by: runner at July 12, 2023 09:37 PM (V13WU)

179 176

Sounds like a couple of my BBQ Days.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 12, 2023 09:37 PM (UsQA1)

180 I need that tractor chair For my next trip to walmart

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 12, 2023 09:38 PM (nCbmW)

181 I hate to discourage people from their civic duty, but if you don't want to participate just wear a MAGA hat / shirt to court, and thank any law enforcement present the moment you have an opportunity to talk.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Trump country. I usually get kicked off.

Posted by: Infidel at July 12, 2023 09:38 PM (0zJ6Q)

182 129 I would reconstruct Lucy Liu, given the chance.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 12, 2023 08:33 PM (V7LA2)
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A dangerous mistake...
Posted by: Lucy Liu-bot at July 12, 2023 08:48 PM (BpYfr)

Heather Locklear Bot with a better brain.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 12, 2023 09:40 PM (oHd/0)

183 174 My Non-Profit has just sent a memo that we will still be required to don MASKS while on site.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 12, 2023 09:34 PM (UsQA1)

Bring your pathogen collection to work policy, eh?

Posted by: Emmie -- ArkanOklaMoMe details -- check your email at July 12, 2023 09:42 PM (Emce2)

184 nurse ratched: then sit down and after a few bites, it really isn't everything you wanted it to be? I had the sadz.

Did you remember the BBQ sauce and bacon?

Posted by: mindful webworker caught in the act again at July 12, 2023 09:46 PM (3B6YO)

185 I got a jury summons today. Ugh
Posted by: Infidel at July 12, 2023 09:18 PM (0zJ6Q)

Suggestion #7. If called to jury, refuse to convict if you think the law unjust Remember that if the FBI is testifying, it's most likely a frame-up.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 12, 2023 09:46 PM (i5lJm)

186 How is your whiplash?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Sleeping in late and ice cream seemed to have done the job.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 12, 2023 09:47 PM (KAi1n)

187 My Non-Profit has just sent a memo that we will still be required to don MASKS while on site.

True believers to the core.

But Commiefornia so go figure.
Posted by: Nightwatch at July 12, 2023 09:34 PM (UsQA1)

Just tell the cock-gobblers they can do without your services until they regain their senses.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2023 09:47 PM (pJ96T)

188 I have lived here since 2005. I have never been called to jury duty. If called, I will serve.

The last time I was called, I got excused during voir dire.

As a software engineer, the defense attorney did not want me.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 12, 2023 09:47 PM (jgJfd)

189 FBI Director "Wray"

Was such a super stud in today's Senate hearings...“I consider the conduct that was described in the Durham report as totally unacceptable and unrepresentative of what I see from the FBI every day,” Wray said

Yes...he said that.

Lying Sack O' S**T popsicle he be...

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 12, 2023 09:48 PM (UsQA1)

190 Shocked that some of you are even considering eating a penguin. That's kinda sick, but I'm here to tell you how delicious auk are and that you should eat every one you run across. Auk Fricassee is especially tasty. Bone Apetit!

Posted by: Julia Stepchild at July 12, 2023 09:49 PM (T0tUU)

191 If you really want to get out of serving say something like this:

As I understand it, the prosecution has an ethic that prevents them from prosecuting someone that they know are innocent.

The Defense does not have a reciprocating ethic preventing them from defending someone that they know is guilty.

Therefore, I will tend to believe the prosecution's case more than the defense's case.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 12, 2023 09:50 PM (jgJfd)

192 There's nothing like a really great auk.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2023 09:51 PM (iayUP)

193 Of course, if it was a federal jury, I wouldn't believe a word anyone had to say.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 12, 2023 09:51 PM (jgJfd)

194 Nightwatch: 179 …BBQ…

mindful webworker: 184 …BBQ…

Not exactly Horde mind, but, Hordemind adjacent?

Posted by: mindful webworker putting on the Ritz crackers at July 12, 2023 09:51 PM (3B6YO)

195 I like Flatiron steaks...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 12, 2023 09:54 PM (PHmov)

196 Therefore, I will tend to believe the prosecution's case more than the defense's case.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse

Ha. The already have my info. Served a few years ago. Pedo was found guilty and sent to pmita prison.

Posted by: Infidel at July 12, 2023 09:54 PM (0zJ6Q)

197 Auk Fricassee is especially tasty. Bone Apetit!
Posted by: Julia Stepchild at July 12, 2023 09:49 PM (T0tUU)

Sous-viding it would be aukward.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2023 09:55 PM (pJ96T)

198 Auk Fricassee is especially tasty. Bone Apetit!

Posted by: Julia Stepchild at July 12, 2023 09:49 PM (T0tUU)

The best is made from Great Auk!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 12, 2023 09:56 PM (PHmov)

199 Perhaps this is the real reason Dylan Mulva traveled to Peru

I would bet he isn't any sort of tranny at all but was merely getting paid to present as one. The concept is toxic now so he "went to Peru" to get off the radar. Also get a haircut and some mens clothing and a different name. In six months no-one will care enough to remember him if he now looks like a guy

Posted by: azjaeger at July 12, 2023 09:57 PM (3/XaG)

200 I would bet he isn't any sort of tranny at all but was merely getting paid to present as one. The concept is toxic now so he "went to Peru" to get off the radar. Also get a haircut and some mens clothing and a different name. In six months no-one will care enough to remember him if he now looks like a guy
Posted by: azjaeger at July 12, 2023 09:57 PM (3/XaG)

He will become a Buddhist, and spend months in a llamasery.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 12, 2023 09:58 PM (pJ96T)

201 I would bet he isn't any sort of tranny at all but was merely getting paid to present as one. The concept is toxic now so he "went to Peru" to get off the radar. Also get a haircut and some mens clothing and a different name. In six months no-one will care enough to remember him if he now looks like a guy
Posted by: azjaeger at July 12, 2023 09:57 PM (3/XaG)
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There will be a Netflix special.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 12, 2023 10:00 PM (RIvkX)

202 Ah, Godfather... (nods his head) so is this is how it is going to be?" AFTER ALL I HAVE DONE FOR YOU.???"

Meanwhile at the NATO summit..."Ah..Oh...so Of course as long as it takes for me to get my 10 percent GOD SAVE THE QUEEN MAN ...blather blather blather."

MSM totally covers for him and actually inserts talking points he never said. What a FU*K FACE.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 12, 2023 10:03 PM (UsQA1)

203 194

I am of a mind to preform for the horde...yet that would require a MeMo in a safe place that are few and far between in my neck of the woods.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 12, 2023 10:07 PM (UsQA1)

204 I am a BBQ master

But I must make homage to the Wife of Nightwatch that preps the MEATS with the special spices dry.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 12, 2023 10:10 PM (UsQA1)

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