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Ex-Border-Control-Chief: The White House Is Filled With Cameras, They Already Know Who Left the Coke. Which Is Why They're Not Telling You Whose Coke It Is
Biden is once again interfering with an official criminal investigation into his crackhead foreign agent bribe-sucking son. In other words, he's guilty of nothing more than A Father's Love.
Feels a lot like the "investigation" into who leaked the Dobbs decision at the Supreme Court.
EXCLUSIVE -- Is Biden 'roadblocking' hunt for the West Wing cocaine culprit? Ex-border chief says White House cameras are everywhere and all guests are listed so whoever left drug COULD have been tracked down by now Ex-CBP Commissioner Mark Morgan told DailyMail.com Secret Service should already have solved the mystery of who brought cocaine into the White House Suggested that Biden administration might be 'roadblocking' the probe Morgan's 'best guess' is the cocaine belonged to 'someone who was not working permanently at the White House' -- but still could be a 'senior-level position' The investigation into who brought cocaine into the White House should already be a closed case, according to former Border Commissioner and longtime FBI agent Mark Morgan. With four days and all-hands on deck, Morgan questioned if the White House really wanted to find who is responsible by suggesting a search could take 30 minutes, if they used all the resources at their disposal. He suggested that the White House might be putting up roadblocks as the U.S. Secret Service (USSS) investigates the matter, claiming the investigation 'isn't complicated.' 'An investigation like this is pretty straightforward. Everybody that enters the White House is manifested,' he said to DailyMail.com, adding: 'They know who comes in, they know when they came in, they're checked, and there are video cameras everywhere.'
Initial dispatch from the scene of the discovery noted that white powder substance was found in the 'library,' but USSS later said this was incorrect -- and the actual location of the dime-sized bag was a cubby in the West Wing used to store cell phones. Institutions lie for a reason, not randomly. If they're lying to move the coke away from Hunter Biden -- there's a reason they're doing that.
White House Deputy Press Secretary Andrew Bates wouldn't commit Thursday on whether the Biden administration would be 'transparent' with the press and the public if the culprit is found and identified. 'I'm just not going to engage on hypotheticals,' he asserted.
...Biden did give the order to the Regime operatives in a different context: "Hands off my family." How is this not a bigger story? Oh right, because America is irredeemably corrupted and The Regime denies highly-pertinent information to the public if undermines Regime psyops narratives.
Morgan, however, insists that the investigation should already be wrapped up because there is 'forensic evidence, controlled access, cameras, witnesses, the manifest of who actually is coming to the White House, and who's going through those areas, and a limited timeframe' 'They've got so much information,' he said. Again, when I say 30 minutes, I'm being facetious, you know. Really my intent was from that is, when it comes to serious investigations, this one's a pretty straightforward investigation.' He added that [in a top priority investigation], like those he conducted during his decades at the FBI, 'you get people, you download the tapes, you're reviewing the tapes, you're interviewing people.' 'My question is, how much of that has been done?' Morgan posed, suggesting that USSS might be prevented by the White House from conducting the normal procedure needed to investigate a 'top priority case.' ... 'Are they able to go in and pull surveillance tapes as they need? Are they able to talk to the people that they would normally need to talk to for this investigation without any roadblocks?' 'I don't know. Those are good questions that I don't have the answer to.'
Victor Davis Hanson opines, rather cruelly I think, that the Joe and Hunter Biden double act is destroying any remaining confidence in the American rule of law -- or American institutions, generally.
'Hands off my family': Biden slaps down ANY advice from aides on son Hunter's scandal - and is keeping him close because he is worried about recovering crack addict relapsing President Joe Biden has made it clear to aides he doesn't want advice on Hunter NBC reported that the president's mantra has been, 'Hands off my family' Sources said that Biden fears Hunter, a recovering addict, could relapse By Nikki Schwab, Senior U.S. Political Reporter For Dailymail.com President Joe Biden had made it clear to aides that he doesn't want to hear that he should keep son Hunter away amid the first son's ongoing legal drama. NBC News reported late Wednesday that the president's mantra has been described as, 'Hands off my family,' according to one source. Biden is keeping Hunter close because he fears that the former crack cocaine addict could relapse amid the public scrutiny, sources told the network. And the president doesn't care about the political cost. 'It's consumed him,' a person close to the president told NBC. ... Behind-the-scenes, aides have tried to delicately tell the president that the optics of keeping Hunter at his side amid the first son's legal drama may not help him win reelection, especially against former President Donald Trump. ... NBC reported that Biden has responded defensively and angrily when aides have made entreaties to the president to keep Hunter at an arm's length away. Now aides have given up trying, with one source saying, 'it is what it is, and we're dealing with it.'
Kurt Schlichter has similar thoughts, though expressed slightly less cruelly.
President Joe Biden, the Biden grifting conglomerate, the Department of Justice, and the FBI under its fourth consecutive weaponized director, are in danger of subverting the American system of law. They are in various ways undermining the tradition of self-reported income tax computation and voluntary compliance. Our tax institutions, of course, are based on the real deterrence of a disinterested, uncompromised Internal Revenue Service. Without it, the income revenues of the United States are existentially threatened. So far, any negative reputation of the IRS has rested with natural complaints that it is too zealous in hounding out American taxpayers in all walks of life. Or citizens often object that the IRS must enforce a tax code that is innately unfair. But not until now has the IRS itself ever been under a shadow of such corruption. Has it been in the past ever found to have applied so blatantly and deliberately one standard of tax enforcement to elites and quite another to everyday Americans? Again, if that charge of unequal treatment in tax compliance were to prove true, then Humpy-Dumpty like, the entire American system of revenue collection would shatter. In other words, millions of Americans might shrug, "If Joe Biden, President of the United States and his criminally minded son, can get away with avoiding millions of dollars in taxes, then should not I, a nobody, at least have the right to avoid hundreds of dollars in taxes?" So the Bidens, along with Attorney General Merrick Garland and the FBI, are treading on dangerous ground in imperiling a hallowed American tradition -- one vital to the very governance and operation of the United States. The current president of the United States, despite his monotonous calls for the well-off to "pay their fair share," has likely deliberately connived to avoid taxes on sizable amounts of unreported taxable foreign income. In the case of his son, "likely" is an unneeded adverb. By Hunter Biden's recent own admissions and corroborating evidence, he seems not only to have schemed to hide millions of dollars in foreign shake-down profiteering, but to have set up all sorts of paywalls, firewalls, and phony "loans" to ensure auditors would take years to unravel his illegal schemes -- until well after the expiration of the statute of limitations. And his criminality succeeded so well that he has permanently gotten off not paying thousands of dollars in overdue taxes.
Our Alleged President Is a Corrupt Scumbag and the Ruling Class Is OK With That
It's undeniable that PINO -- President-In-Name-Only -- Joe Biden is massively corrupt in every possible way. From leveraging his position as vice-president for cash to covering up for his meth-addled, stripper-banging, scumbag son -- who is currently spilling his Bolivian party powder all over the White House -- this senile pervert is a one-man crimewave. And the ruling class simply doesn't care. If anything, its members are happy about it. This is not something they merely excuse. This is something that they find a positive good. Grandpa Badfinger reset the corruption bar for all of them. Now they too can now freely line their own pockets without fear of shame or prosecution while sending us proles an unequivocal message -- we can do whatever we want. As the gang at the Ruthless podcast (who I'm scheduled to visit next month) observe, this is not about hypocrisy. We're so far past "Imagine the scandal if Trump did that!" This is about hierarchy. This is to show you that they have power and there is nothing you can do about it. But I'm unconvinced they are thinking this through. Granted, it's bad now and will likely get worse before it gets worse -- for them. Let's understand something. Nothing is ever going to happen to Joe Biden regarding his massive criminal enterprise. Nada. Zip. Asa Hutchinson's chances in the primaries. ... So, Joe Biden will skate on being impeached, as will that loathsome Stasi clerk Merrick Garland, and whatever that idiot's name is who runs Homeland Security and left the border wide open. There will be no accountability because there is no accountability. The ruling class figured out that if they just refuse to abide by the rules that used to exist, there's no cosmic referee out there who will descend from the sky and enforce them. The regime media certainly isn't going to do it. You just bullSchiff your way through, you commit a bunch of crimes, and you keep your position and your prestige. That's great for the elite in the short-term. It's not so great for Our Democracy in the long term. But the elite does not want citizens to have a say in our government. It does not want us to have a saying in anything. It wants us to be disenfranchised, disarmed, defeated, and sometimes deceased. Look at all the norms and the rules and the guardrails that have been bulldozed away and you might well wonder what the bottom of this slippery slope is going look like. But those of us with a glancing familiarity with history don't wonder. We know the answer, and the answer is not particularly nice.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 07, 2023 12:00 PM (zNt41)
❤️
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 07, 2023 12:00 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 07, 2023 12:01 PM (zNt41)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 07, 2023 12:01 PM (zNt41)
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2023 12:02 PM (GW6x4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2023 12:02 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:02 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:03 PM (t0OGg)
Maybe THIS time he'll learn how to close an HTML tag.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:03 PM (7Q7Ca)
*awaits pat on the head*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2023 12:02 PM (MoZTd)
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:: pats Hadrian on head ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:03 PM (t0OGg)
And despite the public consensus, I don't think it's Hunter's. My best guess is that it was a woman. I think if it was some rando guy, they'd have thrown him under the bus already. But a woman? That will be covered up. Because unlike dirty contemptible men, women are all so pure and noble.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 07, 2023 12:03 PM (iFTx/)
:: pats Hadrian on head ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:03 PM (t0OGg)
Now I want a treat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2023 12:04 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 07, 2023 12:04 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:04 PM (7Q7Ca)
Because unlike dirty contemptible men, women are all so pure and noble.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 07, 2023 12:03 PM (iFTx/)
*guffaws loudly*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2023 12:04 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Gunter Hiden at July 07, 2023 12:04 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 07, 2023 12:04 PM (6u7rY)
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Is the administration "blocking" it? Maybe. Wouldn't surprise me. It isn't the only possibility, though. There is another: they have no idea because they're grossly incompetent and security at the White House has failed completely.
Pick whichever answer you prefer, because it's one or the other.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:05 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: The Grownups and Cool Kids at July 07, 2023 12:05 PM (9X60i)
Posted by: fd at July 07, 2023 12:05 PM (iayUP)
The President's Coke. Hands off. Zip it. Case closed.
Posted by: sTevo at July 07, 2023 12:05 PM (8i+57)
Anyone else would leave it in the car.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 07, 2023 12:06 PM (zNt41)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 07, 2023 12:06 PM (us2H3)
NBC News reported late Wednesday that the president's mantra has been described as, 'Hands off my family,' according to one source.
Biden is keeping Hunter close because he fears that the former crack cocaine addict could relapse amid the public scrutiny, sources told the network.
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Y'know, there was a time when a problem like this would be dealt with in the straightforward manner of chaining the person to a radiator in the cellar and having keepers make sure he's clean, shaved and dressed in a decent suit for the minimum number official appearances he had to make (court and whatnot).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:07 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2023 12:07 PM (eOEVl)
LMFAO.
Also, does Jonah Goldberg even know this happened?
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 07, 2023 12:07 PM (i7Q7S)
The President's Coke. Hands off. Zip it. Case closed.
Posted by: sTevo at July 07, 2023 12:05 PM (8i+57)
It would NOT surprise me if they were giving him a coke derivative to keep him awake during daylight hours.
Straight coke would make that man seize up quicker than an engine with sand in the radiator.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:07 PM (7Q7Ca)
We'll never know who had the coke in the WH.
We'll never get to see all the J6 tapes.
We'll never know who leaked the Dobbs draft.
Because you peasants don't need to know how your government runs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2023 12:07 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Gunter Hiden at July 07, 2023 12:07 PM (vcOmj)
'I'm just not going to engage on hypotheticals,' he asserted.
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LOL. I guess they decided that this was a better answer than, "of course not. You all know the score. Fuck off with questions like this."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:07 PM (t0OGg)
Also, does Jonah Goldberg even know this happened?
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 07, 2023 12:07 PM (i7Q7S)
He's likely plagiarizing Ace as we speak.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:08 PM (7Q7Ca)
I was unaware that Joe Biden had the authority to unilaterally dismiss the American judicial system.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2023 12:08 PM (eOEVl)
Without the unencrypted communications giving it away, the incident would have been buried.
Next up, expect the DC fire department to acquire encrypted communications, like a lot of police departments now use. It will be the only fire department in the country to have encrypted comms.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 07, 2023 12:08 PM (2tUFv)
Maybe THIS time he'll learn how to close an HTML tag.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:03 PM (7Q7Ca)
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I'm starting to think Lamont the Big Dummy has staged a coup and the real ace has been left to rot in The Barrel, under a pile of hobo skins fermenting in Val-U-Rite.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2023 12:08 PM (YIVH2)
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Is the administration "blocking" it? Maybe. Wouldn't surprise me. It isn't the only possibility, though. There is another: they have no idea because they're grossly incompetent and security at the White House has failed completely.
Pick whichever answer you prefer, because it's one or the other.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:05 PM (t0OGg)
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They are grossly incompetent and I'm sure security is a joke. But there are cameras everywhere recording everything. I can't imagine they don't have video of the idiot leaving the coke there.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 07, 2023 12:08 PM (iFTx/)
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I hope he relapses and is found face-down, unresponsive, in an alley.
The Biden's are garbage human beings and deserve every bad thing coming their way.
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 07, 2023 12:08 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: BignJames at July 07, 2023 12:08 PM (AwYPR)
Obviously, there is an exclusionary clause for Daddy / Daughter shower-time.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2023 12:08 PM (GW6x4)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 07, 2023 12:06 PM (us2H3)
ON IT!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 07, 2023 12:08 PM (7Q7Ca)
and this is why we need to send trump to jail, to show that no one is above the law. unless it really was hunter, in which case he needs rehab
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 07, 2023 12:09 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: polynikes at July 07, 2023 12:09 PM (FO8S3)
Hands up, anyone who believes for one minute that Hunter is now drug-free.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2023 12:09 PM (yFSxo)
I'm starting to think Lamont the Big Dummy has staged a coup and the real ace has been left to rot in The Barrel, under a pile of hobo skins fermenting in Val-U-Rite.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2023 12:08 PM (YIVH2)
I actually think your hypothetical has merit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:09 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 07, 2023 12:09 PM (eYv2D)
That's the entire point- isn't it?
And "they" includes The Democrats Corporate Media, who have allowed this regime to blatantly state lies with impunity, trying to make the lie the "truth".
The Democrat Party Apparatus which includes the administration, the bureaucracy, the justice system, and the intelligence agencies is subverting the constitution at will. It's no longer "The Deep State". It's the American Al Qaeda hiding in the open within one political party.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 07, 2023 12:09 PM (bBdPQ)
Neither case requires Hercule Poirot to solve. In the case of the Dobbs leak there’s a universe of maybe 30 people that had access to the draft opinion (judges plus clerks). Subpoena everyone’s emails and phones on that list…. But of course John Roberts crack investigator couldn’t do this…. They don’t want to solve it or the Hunter cocaine (uh… I mean cocaine) case…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 07, 2023 12:09 PM (M23Y7)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 07, 2023 12:09 PM (us2H3)
Of course, I'm sort of warming up to the idea that someone is suggesting the coke was by Kamala's car, if that means they're trying to jettison her. Dark humor from "palace struggles" within the cabal.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2023 12:09 PM (Keyt1)
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Yes. In "Cincinnati."
That was just the direct targeting of political opponents of the regime.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:09 PM (t0OGg)
A refreshing change from his usual "Hands on your daughters" policy, I suppose.
Posted by: spindrift at July 07, 2023 12:09 PM (7YrZ7)
Pressing 'X' to doubt, here, Boss.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2023 12:10 PM (GW6x4)
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Shouldn't that be 'coke blocking'?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 07, 2023 12:10 PM (kXYt5)
"Found near the vice-president's vehicle", indeed.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 07, 2023 12:10 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: T-Lo at July 07, 2023 12:11 PM (S3y9r)
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Shouldn't that be 'coke blocking'?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 07, 2023 12:10 PM (kXY
I am wondering how much time Hunter spent in New York City when the Pipe Vending Machines went online......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:11 PM (7Q7Ca)
We are living under tyranny.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) reminds you at July 07, 2023 12:11 PM (PY/t0)
Posted by: eleven at July 07, 2023 12:11 PM (iziT8)
The ruling class doesn't care what Ace or VDH or Schlichter or anyone thinks.
There is no crisis of confidence in the rule of law. Every American has accepted that it doesn't exist except for we subject classes. Some hate that. Some love it. None of that matters, and that's why the ruling class flouts it in the open.
That's the actual story here. The idea that people are worried about the elites being above the law is about 20 years behind the times, and there can be no doubt after 2017.
The story is that the deed is done, and this is just the country we live in now. A crackhead hits lines in the WH, while his decrepit figurehead father, who was installed by a coup, signs off on a couple of generational conflicts for $$$. Everyone knows it. Nobody can do a thing about it, and many are happy with that outcome. So everyone just shrugs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 07, 2023 12:11 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: huerfano at July 07, 2023 12:11 PM (7zEAH)
Pro tip: if you drop a quarter in The White House, don't bend over to pick it up.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 07, 2023 12:12 PM (bBdPQ)
Posted by: polynikes at July 07, 2023 12:12 PM (FO8S3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2023 12:12 PM (Keyt1)
Special Counsel Schultz on this one. "I see nothing! I hear nothing! I know nothing!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2023 12:12 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: fd at July 07, 2023 12:12 PM (iayUP)
Joe must have known. It's a big FU to the rest of us. Just like the tranny flag being the centerpiece.
That's Joe the narcisstic sociopath.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 07, 2023 12:12 PM (RqMSv)
Posted by: eleven at July 07, 2023 12:11 PM (iziT8
He had already passed out. His hooker put it in his mouth and snapped the pic.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:12 PM (7Q7Ca)
Why do they even bother?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 07, 2023 12:12 PM (t/2Uw)
@RNCResearch
NEW: The White House is now claiming the cocaine was found "in a much more secure place ... near the Situation Room" and next to "where, for example, the vice president's vehicle is parked."
----Of course the coke is the black woman's!!!
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 07, 2023 12:12 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 07, 2023 12:12 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 07, 2023 12:12 PM (iFTx/)
Has Hunter picked out a room to install the State Misinformation Czar's woodchipper?
Posted by: red speck at July 07, 2023 12:12 PM (0Id0S)
Seems Hunter is being kept pretty secluded in the White House... and everyone is afraid of a relapse into addiction.
Was someone trying to smuggle something in to Hunter? and got cold feet? is that the reason for the cover up?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 07, 2023 12:13 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2023 12:12 PM (Keyt1)
Loaf of bread top says what?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:13 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 07, 2023 12:13 PM (5pZqO)
Posted by: XTC at July 07, 2023 12:13 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2023 12:13 PM (GW6x4)
*cough* Lois Lerner *cough*
So "cruel" ... ROFLMAO. VDH tries to keep to the truth and always gives everyone the benefit of the doubt.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 07, 2023 12:13 PM (eYv2D)
Get used to it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2023 12:13 PM (YIVH2)
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Which is hilarious because none of it worked. They knew. The IC knew about it. Federal LE knew about it. The IRS knew about it. None of the subterfuges worked in the slightest - but they were also completely unnecessary for this purpose because all of those other players who knew about it all were actively conspiring to make sure that the Bidens got away with it.
None of this had anything to do with "getting away with it" in a legal sense. They were never going to get "caught" in the first place. All of this was for *us* - that is, the public - and not at all for the government enforcers. This was to let them look clean in public and confound private scrutiny.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:14 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: brak at July 07, 2023 12:14 PM (25k9m)
Posted by: XTC at July 07, 2023 12:13 PM (UnA8+)
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They might need to roll that out for the next distraction from an FJB scandal...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2023 12:14 PM (YIVH2)
Found and arrested.
Person with cocaine in off limits section of White House where only family and certain staff is allowed and that has sixteen cameras leading to table from nearest metal-detector staffed entrance and with four cameras constantly on in the room and two pointed directly at the table?
Unsolvable.
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 07, 2023 12:14 PM (tpEKt)
lololol.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 07, 2023 12:14 PM (zHuJr)
The absence of fingerprints would indicate a set up to me.
Posted by: polynikes at July 07, 2023 12:14 PM (FO8S3)
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We can go ahead and cut to the chase.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:15 PM (t0OGg)
*cough* Lois Lerner *cough*
So "cruel" ... ROFLMAO. VDH tries to keep to the truth and always gives everyone the benefit of the doubt.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 07, 2023 12:13 PM (eYv2D)
She DOES remain the only one I've ever seen that can plead the 5th, then violate that plea by going on a 6 minute rant about how you should leave her alone because reasons.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:15 PM (7Q7Ca)
Hey, that's a Mango Elastic heeled ankle boot.
Learn some fashion plebe!
Posted by: Some tranny wearing fancy boots at July 07, 2023 12:15 PM (lc5cP)
@RNCResearch
NEW: The White House is now claiming the cocaine was found "in a much more secure place ... near the Situation Room" and next to "where, for example, the vice president's vehicle is parked."
----Of course the coke is the black woman's!!!
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 07, 2023 12:12 PM (i7Q7S)
_______________________
"Nah. Coke is a white-girl drug."
--- Black Girls (while pausing from snorting lines off the mirror)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 07, 2023 12:15 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 07, 2023 12:15 PM (bBdPQ)
Posted by: T-Lo at July 07, 2023 12:11 PM (S3y9r)
Ah, Irony. I did not realize it was one of Lamont's memes.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 07, 2023 12:15 PM (eYv2D)
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 07, 2023 12:15 PM (bNf8H)
Unfortunately it is the policy of the White House to erase the tapes daily. That policy was put in place last place last week and don't give me that nonsense about a conspiracy, or are you a video denier?
Posted by: Ripley at July 07, 2023 12:15 PM (KrJTL)
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Yup.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:15 PM (t0OGg)
Crack Addiction Level : God Tier
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2023 12:13 PM (GW6x4)
TIGER BLOOD bitches.
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at July 07, 2023 12:15 PM (7Q7Ca)
A+ for continuity
Posted by: kallisto at July 07, 2023 12:15 PM (dCxaZ)
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Yup.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:15 PM (t0OGg)
There is no rule of law, only rule of power
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 07, 2023 12:16 PM (xcxpd)
Of course, I'm sort of warming up to the idea that someone is suggesting the coke was by Kamala's car, if that means they're trying to jettison her. Dark humor from "palace struggles" within the cabal.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2023 12:09 PM (Keyt1)
The top photo is an actual one off Hunter's laptop. Text was added, of course.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 07, 2023 12:16 PM (yFSxo)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 07, 2023 12:16 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 07, 2023 12:16 PM (tpEKt)
Posted by: Megthered at July 07, 2023 12:16 PM (o5NxR)
Biden ACTUALLY banged his daughter. "HE LOVES HIS CHILDREN UNCONDITIONALLY!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:16 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 07, 2023 12:16 PM (FVME7)
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Yup. When you're as many standard deviations out as we (and the west more generally) are, mean-reversion is a turbo-powered ultra bitch.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:17 PM (t0OGg)
"Nah. Coke is a white-girl drug."
--- Black Girls (while pausing from snorting lines off the mirror)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 07, 2023 12:15 PM (iFTx/)
* Amy Winehouse has entered the chat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:17 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 07, 2023 12:17 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: mrp at July 07, 2023 12:17 PM (rj6Yv)
Hell we have him on video raping an underage hooker and nothing came out of that.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2023 12:17 PM (lc5cP)
Clintons and Obamas could (and have likely) gotten away with much worse.
Remember, we have proof of Ron Brown going INTO the WH...
but no proof he walked out.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2023 12:17 PM (GW6x4)
Someone isolated that clip where Hunter takes a hit. Joe is smiling stupidly -- right past his son's perfidy. The wife and kids are distracted by the fireworks. And Jill is grinding her teeth, ready to spit nails. It's all the insanity of an alcoholic home, laid bare before the world on center stage.
And the clapping-monkey media are clanging those cymbals.
Posted by: red speck at July 07, 2023 12:18 PM (0Id0S)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 07, 2023 12:17 PM (VWp7G)
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I'm sure they have narcan all over the place in the White House. And it ain't just for Hunter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:18 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 07, 2023 12:18 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 07, 2023 12:18 PM (7Q7Ca)
Highly likely it was Sonia, or a clerk acting at her direction. If it was just a clerk or staffer, Roberts would have acted. Kagan isn't that dumb.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 07, 2023 12:18 PM (RqMSv)
The absence of fingerprints would indicate a set up to me.
Posted by: polynikes at July 07, 2023 12:14 PM (FO8S3)
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True, but if it was a setup you'd expect someone to already have been named (the guy who was set up).
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 07, 2023 12:19 PM (iFTx/)
OFFS
Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 07, 2023 12:19 PM (DcKNO)
Biden ACTUALLY banged his daughter. "HE LOVES HIS CHILDREN UNCONDITIONALLY!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:16 PM (7Q7Ca)
The MSM is the biggest threat to our Republic and has been for the last 60 years.
Posted by: polynikes at July 07, 2023 12:19 PM (FO8S3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 07, 2023 12:19 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 07, 2023 12:16 PM (VWp7G)
They believe everything the media says on any given day.
This is the only thing that can explain the polls although I do have a personal aquaintance to whom it applies.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 07, 2023 12:19 PM (eYv2D)
Posted by: mrp at July 07, 2023 12:17 PM (rj6Yv)
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The children of the ruling class belong to their parents.
The children of the scum classes belong to the ruling class.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:19 PM (t0OGg)
I think it would explain a lot of the lackluster interest in sorting out many of the mysterious scandals going on.
Posted by: Simple Stevo at July 07, 2023 12:19 PM (Dgo06)
The absence of fingerprints would indicate a set up to me.
Posted by: polynikes at July 07, 2023 12:14 PM (FO8S3)
an absence of fingerprints probably means they didn't look for any.
I was once working a project with an overseas group who were subordinate to us. I asked my contact of the unit had passed the test; he said it hadn't failed. In truth? They hadn't tested it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 07, 2023 12:19 PM (ynpvh)
Someone isolated that clip where Hunter takes a hit. Joe is smiling stupidly -- right past his son's perfidy. The wife and kids are distracted by the fireworks. And Jill is grinding her teeth, ready to spit nails. It's all the insanity of an alcoholic home, laid bare before the world on center stage.
And the clapping-monkey media are clanging those cymbals.
Posted by: red speck at July 07, 2023 12:18 PM (0Id0S)
The Biden's are straight up trailer park trash that have amassed money and power.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:19 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 07, 2023 12:20 PM (qkNnk)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 07, 2023 12:16 PM (VWp7G)
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No. His tyranny is good. It's for them, and on their side.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:20 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 07, 2023 12:20 PM (us2H3)
We're so far past "Imagine the scandal if Trump did that!" This is about hierarchy. This is to show you that they have power and there is nothing you can do about it.
"Law! What do I care about law? Ain't I got the power?"
- Cornelius Vanderbilt
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2023 12:20 PM (MoZTd)
Anyone want to know why they have a cubby to store cell phones?
Because no electronics or crack allowed past that line. You can pick up your phone and/or crack as you leave.
Also, they probably have little tiny lockers to put your stash in with your very own key some nobody steals your shit. Pretty routine stuff... almost unremarkable.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 07, 2023 12:20 PM (6u7rY)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 07, 2023 12:19 PM (iFTx/)
Not necessarily. Implied guilt may have been the goal. That said I don't think it was a set up and that there are finger prints.
Posted by: polynikes at July 07, 2023 12:21 PM (FO8S3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:18 PM
Narcan is for opiates, which Hunter is not known for abusing, and to heal Madonna from her infection.
Posted by: huerfano at July 07, 2023 12:21 PM (7zEAH)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 07, 2023 12:20 PM (us2H3)
Have you ever seen a blue sofa in a dentist office waiting room?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:21 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: sound awake at July 07, 2023 12:21 PM (xXV3t)
Posted by: CIA,FBI,DHS,DOJ,DIA,DOD, NSA,et.al. at July 07, 2023 12:22 PM (xSnmX)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 07, 2023 12:18 PM (RqMSv)
Sonia is a verified leaker
Posted by: SCOTUS cleaning crew at July 07, 2023 12:22 PM (us2H3)
But it was all "a fathers love" or something.
Yeah, how about "blow me".
Posted by: Marcus T at July 07, 2023 12:22 PM (bBdPQ)
When old idiot Joe got in that steelworkers face, the guy should have just clocked him.
The biggest missed opportunity in history quite frankly.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 07, 2023 12:22 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 07, 2023 12:22 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: Iris at July 07, 2023 12:22 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 07, 2023 12:22 PM (JZDS/)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 07, 2023 12:22 PM (Ttu3g)
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Narcan is for opiates, which Hunter is not known for abusing...
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Both sentences can still be true.
I'd bet $100 the SS has had to narcan Hunter before.
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 07, 2023 12:22 PM (tpEKt)
Posted by: sound awake at July 07, 2023 12:22 PM (a4i82)
Someone mentioned it earlier, but we are literally watching how a prince behaves.
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 07, 2023 12:16 PM (tpEKt)
The 21st Century Tranby Croft scandal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_baccarat_scandal
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2023 12:22 PM (MoZTd)
Remember, we have proof of Ron Brown going INTO the WH...
but no proof he walked out.
Posted by: garrett
I always knew D.C. was completely corrupt, but never thought they would go this far.
The best part is the historians will place Biden in the top ten presidents after he's gone.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 07, 2023 12:22 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:21 PM (7Q7Ca)
Are blue dentist sofas a thing in Arkansas?
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 07, 2023 12:22 PM (eYv2D)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2023 12:22 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: huerfano at July 07, 2023 12:21 PM (7zEAH)
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Yeah, I know. It was a joke in fact if not in spirit. It's funny because the implication that our ruling class are a bunch of lazy, stupid, drug-addled demons is uncomfortably close to the truth.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:23 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Hunter "Upgradde" Biden at July 07, 2023 12:23 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: Skip at July 07, 2023 12:23 PM (ycZeb)
Had to have been one of the Justices.
A mere clerk would have been thrown to the wolves.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 07, 2023 12:23 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine
They should have walked away.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 07, 2023 12:23 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:23 PM (t0OGg)
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FIFY
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2023 12:23 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: sound awake at July 07, 2023 12:22 PM (a4i82)
Are you including Ukrainians ?
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 07, 2023 12:23 PM (eYv2D)
https://youtu.be/Iji6cKhpJGo
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:23 PM (t0OGg)
"Nah. Coke is a white-girl drug."
--- Black Girls (while pausing from snorting lines off the mirror)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 07, 2023 12:15 PM (iFTx/)
* Amy Winehouse has entered the chat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:17 PM (7Q7Ca)
___________
On a related note, I watched that documentary about her when I was on a plane recently. A few observations. One, I had no idea she was as big as she was. I never saw her appeal. But she sold 20+ million albums and was playing shows in front of millions of people.
Two, I doubt there was ever a girl as fucked up as she was. Supernaturally self-destructive, mentally ill, abused and used by everyone around her, strung out on every drug known to man, the worst taste in men like ever, and an absolute piece of shit as a father.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 07, 2023 12:24 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 07, 2023 12:18 PM (RqMSv)
People keep saying that. Then you read her last dissent.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:24 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 07, 2023 12:24 PM (tpEKt)
but they simply cannot figure out who out of a cast of less than a dozen people probably could have committed a felony bringing an 8 ball of medical grade coke in the building.
Posted by: sven at July 07, 2023 12:24 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: kotter at July 07, 2023 12:24 PM (h8n+L)
Posted by: Iris
Truth
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 07, 2023 12:24 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 07, 2023 12:24 PM (rLD7a)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 07, 2023 12:24 PM (us2H3)
As someone noted yesterday, the woman who thought it was hilarious that she sent black men to prison for pot having to take the fall for someone else's cocaine would be pretty funny.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2023 12:24 PM (FD5dr)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 07, 2023 12:24 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2023 12:24 PM (GW6x4)
Posted by: Skip
So are you impugning the brilliant Karine Jean-Pierre?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 07, 2023 12:24 PM (VWp7G)
Obviously, there is an exclusionary clause for Daddy / Daughter shower-time.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2023 12:08 PM (GW6x4)
no, it's a directive to EVERYONE ELSE not to him or hunter...
*shudders*
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 07, 2023 12:25 PM (Mkvkw)
Two, I doubt there was ever a girl as fucked up as she was. Supernaturally self-destructive, mentally ill, abused and used by everyone around her, strung out on every drug known to man, the worst taste in men like ever, and an absolute piece of shit as a father.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 07, 2023 12:24 PM (iFTx/)
Wife made me listen to her once. She did have a good voice. Other than that, I got nuthin.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:25 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 07, 2023 12:22 PM (JZDS/)
It is unethical to psychoanalyze someone you've never met.
Posted by: Dr. Bandy X. Lee at July 07, 2023 12:25 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2023 12:25 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 07, 2023 12:24 PM (rLD7a)
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The characters in It's Always Sunny are model citizens compared to the Biden family.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2023 12:25 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 07, 2023 12:24 PM (us2H
He figured it out before that . He was just side tracked by an additional scandal.
Posted by: polynikes at July 07, 2023 12:25 PM (FO8S3)
Imagine if he had the SS take over the investigation from the local police, argued they had no idea who was actually drinking underage in that bar, and threatened to arrest/Epstein anyone that talked publicly.
Because...that's where we are with this story and Biden.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2023 12:26 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 07, 2023 12:26 PM (bBdPQ)
https://tinyurl.com/zy45nabn
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 07, 2023 12:24 PM (FVME7)
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Before clicking, my guess is "Greta Thunberg"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:26 PM (t0OGg)
I think she thought her Republican Party could be repaired or salvaged. I'm not picking that up anymore.
I hate getting sucked in by parody Twit accounts on DU. A momentary haha doesn't make it good. Of all the things the Muskrat is doing wrong over there, this one really bugs me.
the kicker is with Liz's statement is that this tRUMP scenario is more likely to be true than anything w/ the Biden WH. GOP idiots are so whinny and desperate to cast shade on Pres. Biden.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2023 12:26 PM (sNJEL)
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2023 12:26 PM (GW6x4)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 07, 2023 12:26 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 07, 2023 12:15 PM (bBdPQ)
I’m not privy. The open secret is…. Who did it??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 07, 2023 12:26 PM (M23Y7)
So with all the corruption both overt and covert in this administration, what are the odds Putin has an operative(s) in the White House. Operation chaos.
Posted by: Rufus T Firefly at July 07, 2023 12:27 PM (gQyTB)
They obviously know who it is and would have rapidly identified anyone else at fault, if for no other reason than to turn the spotlight away from Hunter.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 07, 2023 12:27 PM (qkNnk)
As someone noted yesterday, the woman who thought it was hilarious that she sent black men to prison for pot having to take the fall for someone else's cocaine would be pretty funny.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2023 12:24 PM (FD5dr)
Now that would be funny. Kamala has to resign. We have no VP. McCarthy is next in the succession line. He says, "We don't care who Biden nominates to replace her, there won't be a vote."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2023 12:27 PM (MoZTd)
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Ooooh! I hate that guy. If I had a couple of minutes I'd tell you just how much!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 07, 2023 12:27 PM (kXYt5)
You know what makes shit like this even more enraging?
Shit like this...
This might be the most preposterously stupid and ignorant line from Karl Roves piece in the WSJ regarding the two front runners in the 2024 election.
"There are lots of reasons Americans may dislike either frontrunner. Maybe they see Mr. Biden as too weak and too far left or Mr. Trump as too destructive and corrupt."
Destructive and Corrupt?
Donald Trump was the least destructive and no doubt, the least corrupt President since Ike, at least.
Rove and the rest of the GOPe f**k holes are such a vile creep.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 07, 2023 12:27 PM (rc3Z7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2023 12:27 PM (wsSEe)
Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
Even MSNBC agrees: "Hard to believe" @SecretService can't figure out who's bringing cocaine into the WH
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 07, 2023 12:27 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2023 12:26 PM (lc5cP)
* Owebama 'Daughter' Tokin' a Blunt At a Concert Caught On Video has entered the chat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:27 PM (7Q7Ca)
Two, I doubt there was ever a girl as fucked up as she was. Supernaturally self-destructive, mentally ill, abused and used by everyone around her, strung out on every drug known to man, the worst taste in men like ever, and an absolute piece of shit as a father.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 07, 2023 12:24 PM (iFTx/)
Wife made me listen to her once. She did have a good voice. Other than that, I got nuthin.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:25 PM (7Q7Ca)
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Good voice, yes. But nothing spectacular or even especially noteworthy. And I suspect lots of Autotune. There were some candid videos of her singing with just a guitar, and she was way off tune. It was borderline cringe-worthy.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 07, 2023 12:28 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 07, 2023 12:25 PM (Keyt1)
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The Biden family *is* a crime family. Period. The only difference between them a normal mafia is where they operate. Regular mobsters work the streets and these guys work boardrooms and statehouses.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:28 PM (t0OGg)
I’m not privy. The open secret is…. Who did it??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 07, 2023 12:26 PM (M23Y7)
The butler
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2023 12:28 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Archer at July 07, 2023 12:28 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2023 12:26 PM (GW6x4)
I'm betting it was during family trivia night. Loser had to cut.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:29 PM (7Q7Ca)
Posted by: red speck at July 07, 2023 12:29 PM (0Id0S)
Posted by: BGen Jack Ripper at July 07, 2023 12:29 PM (UYUKJ)
Auto-Tune and the affectation.
Overall, her voice was not very impressive. Seen a hundred backup singers with better pipes.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2023 12:29 PM (GW6x4)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2023 12:26 PM (sNJEL)
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LOL.
Yeah. I'm sure that the guy who doesn't even drink is huffing his way through mountains of coke.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:29 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2023 12:29 PM (V+gFv)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 07, 2023 12:30 PM (PY/t0)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 07, 2023 12:30 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2023 12:25 PM (YIVH2)
I have to ignore their attempts to disparage Christianity. I think though that is the focus of the show's creator, Rob Mchelhenny. He seems like a dick in real life.
Posted by: polynikes at July 07, 2023 12:30 PM (FO8S3)
https://is.gd/n5Yqcw
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:30 PM (t0OGg)
So with all the corruption both overt and covert in this administration, what are the odds Putin has an operative(s) in the White House. Operation chaos.
Posted by: Rufus T Firefly at July 07, 2023 12:27 PM (gQyTB)
Is cheaper to pay for information than operative. Operative cost for room and board. Da?
Posted by: Putin at July 07, 2023 12:30 PM (gmo/4)
I'm thinking he may not "engage on hypotheticals," either.
Posted by: Simple Stevo at July 07, 2023 12:31 PM (Dgo06)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2023 12:31 PM (V+gFv)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 07, 2023 12:18 PM (RqMSv)
People keep saying that. Then you read her last dissent.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:24 PM (7Q7Ca)
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Kagan is actually quite sharp. A far-left nutcase to be sure, but she is intelligent. She's usually lumped in with the "Wise Latina" and whoever that black woman is as Dumocrap diversity hires, but she is much smarter than the latina (who is dumb as a bag of dogshit) and the black (who is not as dumb as the latina, but still pretty dumb).
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 07, 2023 12:31 PM (iFTx/)
You ought to work your way down the list of girlsingers in general, and English girlsingers especially. Winehouse wasn't way out at the end of the curve.
She'd have made a fair-to-middling Fairporter.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 07, 2023 12:31 PM (4PZHB)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 07, 2023 12:31 PM (bBdPQ)
Victor Davis Hanson opines, rather cruelly I think
Quentin Tarantino was rumored to have considered VDH for the role of Pai Mei in the "The Cruel Tutelage of Pai Mei" section of Kill Bill. But he feared that the performance would be so pitilessly cruel that it would scare the audience away.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 07, 2023 12:31 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2023 12:31 PM (V+gFv)
Yes it was front page news for two days and fodder for mockery for two weeks, but in the fucktard media's defense the Bush girls were adults and Hunter is still a baby.
Posted by: sven at July 07, 2023 12:31 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 07, 2023 12:30 PM (PY/t0)
sorry, AOL is already spoken for
Posted by: REDACTED at July 07, 2023 12:31 PM (us2H3)
They are notorious for peeing in your Cocaine.
Posted by: Hunter at July 07, 2023 12:31 PM (GW6x4)
https://tinyurl.com/zy45nabn
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 07, 2023 12:24 PM (FVME7)
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Before clicking, my guess is "Greta Thunberg"
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Puberty-blockers?
Posted by: red speck at July 07, 2023 12:31 PM (0Id0S)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 07, 2023 12:31 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:29 PM (t0OGg)
It's diet though. Disgusting stuff.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 07, 2023 12:31 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 07, 2023 12:32 PM (fllPe)
with all the crap (including drugs, or worse) that SS must see regularly, the amazing thing is that the story got out at all. Are they trying to get Joe to step down, or some other plan? idk
Posted by: illiniwek at July 07, 2023 12:32 PM (Cus5s)
Yeah. I'm sure that the guy who doesn't even drink is huffing his way through mountains of coke.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:29 PM (t0OGg)
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Exactly. And Trump would be a lot skinnier.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 07, 2023 12:32 PM (DcKNO)
Attention tech companies: other colors exist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:32 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2023 12:32 PM (V+gFv)
They didn't it was on LE comms because there is procedure on drug evidence.
I am shocked the cops did not simply flush the shit for the democrat who did this.
Posted by: sven at July 07, 2023 12:32 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 07, 2023 12:32 PM (4PZHB)
Dems will always get a free pass, unfortunately.
Posted by: Czech Chick at July 07, 2023 12:33 PM (6Tc2R)
But riddle me this...
If you wanted to destroy the mfm or a political party, what would you do differently?
Yes. They want to ruin our country. But no one trusts the media anymore. The demoncrat party is letting their freak flag wave and causing people who don't give a crooked fuck about politics to pay attention. This may not work out the way they want it to.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 07, 2023 12:33 PM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 07, 2023 12:31 PM (iFTx/
As dumb as the "wise" Latina is she's not as dumb as Jumanji Browne Jackson
Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2023 12:33 PM (bs+z0)
The CPS having their last dance with Mlle. Guillotine?
Posted by: Fox 2! at July 07, 2023 12:33 PM (9BI7F)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 07, 2023 12:33 PM (rLD7a)
Posted by: polynikes at July 07, 2023 12:33 PM (FO8S3)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 07, 2023 12:03 PM (iFTx/)
It's Jill's. It would explain the rotten clothes choices.
Or Commie-la's. It would explain the cackle.
Or the Mop-head. It would explain her blank stares during briefings.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 07, 2023 12:33 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2023 12:33 PM (XjbO7)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 07, 2023 12:31 PM (t/2Uw)
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"It is pretty perverted" is the understatement of the century when it comes to the Biden family.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:33 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2023 12:34 PM (TZ75n)
Posted by: Asian ladies in their underwear at July 07, 2023 12:34 PM (DhOHl)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 07, 2023 12:35 PM (bBdPQ)
And why does no one trust the media? Because Trump branded and exposed them. No other reason. Even on our side, many were asleep. Many still listened to National Review.
We take it for granted now but CNN Sucks etc was powerful.
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2023 12:35 PM (XjbO7)
The media isn't going to make it an issue either.
So, in another couple days it will be off the radar.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2023 12:35 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 07, 2023 12:35 PM (jgJfd)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 07, 2023 12:32 PM (Cus5s)
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I don't think it was supposed to. The initial coverage was sourced from people listening to "radio messages." That probably means a police scanner, which was only in play because they went all-hands-on-deck because of the anthrax scare.
It wasn't the Secret Service that caused this story to get out, it was the outside fire department and cops talking on their radios.
At least, that's my interpretation based on the initial coverage.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:35 PM (t0OGg)
Is this the sober adult unifying governance you lobbied for Davey Fwench you fucking cuck?
Posted by: sven at July 07, 2023 12:35 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: acethepug at July 07, 2023 12:35 PM (XOnAI)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2023 12:34 PM (TZ75n)
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Finally, a common sense solution to our nation's problems.
Not being sarcastic.
But they need to run 24/7.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 07, 2023 12:36 PM (DcKNO)
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LOL. I do hope he still reads here and catches your little jokes each time you write about him. I think he would appreciate it.
In a cruel way, of course.
Posted by: bluebell at July 07, 2023 12:36 PM (pTb/Z)
I get it — he drugged out of his gourd, but Hell, there’s more than a little “FU, Pops!” In his behavior.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 07, 2023 12:36 PM (RYFvn)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 07, 2023 12:36 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 07, 2023 12:26 PM (M23Y7
Me neither but I suspect we should look to the wives.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 07, 2023 12:36 PM (NwON9)
Posted by: BGen Jack Ripper at July 07, 2023 12:36 PM (UYUKJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
This won't matter. They'll nominate Newsom. He immediately goes into campaign mode. They have a senate majority so don't need the VP tie breaker. Dems see a viable alternative now. We lose again.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 07, 2023 12:37 PM (t/2Uw)
I....do not.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2023 12:37 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 07, 2023 12:26 PM (bBdPQ)
Why don't you share with the class? Whose clerk? Anyone name a name? If so, what name?
Posted by: Ann at July 07, 2023 12:38 PM (ilNea)
Posted by: sherpa_k2 at July 07, 2023 12:38 PM (WhhpK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 07, 2023 12:38 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 07, 2023 12:38 PM (4PZHB)
Is this the sober adult unifying governance you lobbied for Davey Fwench you fucking cuck?
Posted by: sven at July 07, 2023 12:35 PM (X0I7i)
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https://youtu.be/EIjoNrzgeBQ?t=48
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:38 PM (t0OGg)
How's that for "cruel by true"?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 07, 2023 12:38 PM (bBdPQ)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 07, 2023 12:32 PM (Cus5s)
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I don't think it was supposed to. The initial coverage was sourced from people listening to "radio messages." That probably means a police scanner, which was only in play because they went all-hands-on-deck because of the anthrax scare.
It wasn't the Secret Service that caused this story to get out, it was the outside fire department and cops talking on their radios.
At least, that's my interpretation based on the initial coverage.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:35 PM (t0OGg)
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Same. Which makes the idea that this was a setup or deliberately planned event hard to square. A LOT of things had to happen just a certain way, or this would have been buried.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 07, 2023 12:38 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2023 12:35 PM (Q4IgG)
Is *anyone* even denying it. Snopes might, I guess.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 07, 2023 12:39 PM (eYv2D)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 07, 2023 12:18 PM (RqMSv)
Kagan is actually quite sharp. A far-left nutcase to be sure, but she is intelligent. She's usually lumped in with the "Wise Latina" and whoever that black woman is as Dumocrap diversity hires...
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 07, 2023 12:31 PM
Axios has an article on the political leaning of the justices, displayed on a graph. https://tinyurl.com/4ezpktjb
Kagan and the new liberal are clustered together, and Sotomayor is WAY out on the left, more extreme than any of the conservative Justices are portrayed.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2023 12:39 PM (sNJEL)
Frustrating. I know than one focus is theoretically possible. But jesus.
I pity the Trump family if DJT wins again.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 07, 2023 12:40 PM (NwON9)
But there are cameras now right ?
No clue, been gone for 20 years, still have a few pals working but really couldn’t care less. The whole DC scene is quite ridiculous and awful.
Posted by: BGen Jack Ripper at July 07, 2023 12:40 PM (UYUKJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2023
I expect that No conservative women here think women are automatically pure snd noble, particularly not if they believe we're all sinners in need of God's grace and forgiveness. It's only some leftist women who believe the stupid trope about the world being a better place if women were in charge.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at July 07, 2023 12:40 PM (gGKGh)
TRUMP
2024
FUCK YOUR FEELINGS
Kind of made my day.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at July 07, 2023 12:40 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 07, 2023 12:35 PM (bBdPQ)
Kagan not being a lawyer is the least inaccurate statement in that paragraph.
Posted by: Mr Carlson - The Big Guy at July 07, 2023 12:40 PM (3vCGB)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 07, 2023 12:40 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 07, 2023 12:39 PM (eYv2D)
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Yes, plenty of people are denying it. The argument isn't a terrible one, either: Hunter was at Camp David when this happened.
But I don't care. Hunter is a crackhead and general-purpose drug addict and so the default assumption that cocaine at the White House is his is just in its own right.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:40 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at July 07, 2023 12:41 PM (jgJfd)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 07, 2023 12:41 PM (bBdPQ)
No, the people that bewilder me the most really are the African-American first generation from the hood out middle class voters.
They all have cousins who have been nabbed or metaphorically kneed in the nuts by the often democrat state for shit the donks give hunter more passes than a lipstick lesbian gets in a sybil danning prison heat flick.
To bray on about "muh white privilege!" while this asshole New England inbred fucktard glue eating coven of fuckwits gets over galls me on a primal level.
Posted by: sven at July 07, 2023 12:42 PM (X0I7i)
Extended, on-going illegal drug use by the President's son, across multiple continents, and in the White House, personally shielded by the President and the Secret Service = no big deal, no one could possibly use that to gain access, leverage, and advantage over the President
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 07, 2023 12:42 PM (Ia8dk)
Posted by: President Joe Biden at July 07, 2023 12:42 PM (8SBT0)
The plot shows Kagan and Jackson as less extreme than Thomas and Alito. What utter horse***t.
Thomas and Alito believe the constitution means what it says. That is NOT the same thing as twisting every decision to fulfill leftist goals.
A more accurate x axis would have: Believes in the Constitution and rule of law on the right, and Wants to be a Despot on the left.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 07, 2023 12:43 PM (eOEVl)
It cannot control its borders. It cannot control crime. It does not allow free elections. It does not allow political opponents and persecutes those who protest against it.
It makes certain the regime party is not prosecuted. Its military is incapable of defending it as its filled with weak ineffectual leadership that lose 20 year wars and promote anything other than military readiness.
The United States is a Tyrannical Nation. The Tree of Liberty is thirsty.
Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at July 07, 2023 12:43 PM (lfSFb)
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But not cocaine.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 07, 2023 12:43 PM (FVME7)
Best to keep it in the White House, because they'll ALL cover for him.
Me, I think Hunter is about a month away from 'Say 'hello' to my little friend!' territory. 'The World Is Yours', indeed.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 07, 2023 12:43 PM (a9CYf)
Nobody is, which is the funny part. Hard-left AWFLs agree it's Hunter's, but they say Hunter isn't the President and the President's family is off limits. Then you bring up that the Bush daughters drinking a beer was a national scandal for 2 weeks and they block you.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2023 12:44 PM (FD5dr)
See last thread @243 and @254, and you will probably never quarterback for the Steelers.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 07, 2023 12:44 PM (4PZHB)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
This won't matter. They'll nominate Newsom. He immediately goes into campaign mode. They have a senate majority so don't need the VP tie breaker. Dems see a viable alternative now. We lose again.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 07, 2023 12:37 PM (t/2Uw)
The VP has to be approved by a majority of both houses, which means what, 5 defections from the Republicans. Yeah, they can get that I am sure.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 07, 2023 12:44 PM (PY/t0)
There is a segment that will never vote for Trump. They will never let go of the crude image of Trump.He is just icky. If it is Trump against Biden, maybe Trump wins as so,e Dems won't vote. If it is Trump vs Newsom we lose.
DeSantis vs Newsom becomes California values vs Florida values we have a chance because the icky personality issue is gone.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 07, 2023 12:44 PM (t/2Uw)
I expect that No conservative women here think women are automatically pure snd noble, particularly not if they believe we're all sinners in need of God's grace and forgiveness.
And I don't expect men are all paragons of virtue either. But nearly 30 years of showing dogs has convinced me that the capacity people have for self-deception is well nigh infinite.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 07, 2023 12:44 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 07, 2023 12:45 PM (dKiJG)
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Not terrible, but not convincing either. If true there's a good chance it's still his and was left there, unmolested until someone by chance stumbled onto it.
If it wasn't Hunter's, and this is known by the SS, someone would have been arrested already.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2023 12:45 PM (Q4IgG)
I used to get a chuckle out of those that said PDT has no discipline. Here we have a man who, in his younger days, was hitting every club in NYC, a man about town, playboy of the western world type, and always avoided anything stronger than a diet Coke. Back then, everybody on that circuit had a snoot full, a lung full, or a vein full.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 07, 2023 12:33 PM (rLD7a)
From what Ivana had put out there after the divorce, they'd go out and party damn near every night, but never caught a buzz. It was more about socializing, dancing and having fun. And more to the point, they would leave fairly early to go back to the penthouse apartment and work for a couple of hours before turning in for the night.
The Golden Scalp Weasel has lots of things one can criticize but a lack of discipline isn't one of them.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 07, 2023 12:45 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Crazy to be sane at July 07, 2023 12:46 PM (BJYCj)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2023 12:46 PM (TZ75n)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 07, 2023 12:46 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2023 12:46 PM (GW6x4)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 07, 2023 12:46 PM (t/2Uw)
If it wasn't Hunter's, and this is known by the SS, someone would have been arrested already.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2023 12:45 PM (Q4IgG)
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Or not. Hunter isn't the only factor. Lots of powerful people at the White House.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:46 PM (t0OGg)
There is a segment that will never vote for Trump. They will never let go of the crude image of Trump.He is just icky. If it is Trump against Biden, maybe Trump wins as so,e Dems won't vote. If it is Trump vs Newsom we lose.
DeSantis vs Newsom becomes California values vs Florida values we have a chance because the icky personality issue is gone.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 07, 2023 12:44 PM (t/2Uw)
Plus 74mil votes would indicate ypu have fallen for a meme re: anti'DJT.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 07, 2023 12:47 PM (NwON9)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 07, 2023 12:47 PM (rLD7a)
The plot shows Kagan and Jackson as less extreme than Thomas and Alito. What utter horse***t.
An honest chart would put Thomas dead center, maybe with Alito, as they rule based on the constitution.
Gorsuch and Barrett would be a bit to the left, Kav a bit further, Roberts would be far left, with Kagan on the farther leftwing line. Affirmative Action Jackson and the Wise Latina would be in the "clown section" three pages to the left of the "extreme left" line.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2023 12:47 PM (lc5cP)
Knowing they would run with that to the lie of "could have been just tossed over the fence."
And the media was eagerly running with that until folks looked at the initial report that shows that was a lie.
But this New Lie is not a lie.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 07, 2023 12:47 PM (Ia8dk)
- Ten Bears
Posted by: Eromero at July 07, 2023 12:47 PM (/knpl)
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2023 12:46 PM (GW6x4)
He just mis-spelled "DeSantis".
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 07, 2023 12:48 PM (eYv2D)
I agree with your analysis of the situation, but the "tree of liberty" stuff does raise a red flag for me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at July 07, 2023 12:48 PM (gjkES)
Fuck them.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 07, 2023 12:46 PM (TZ75n)
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Yup. With Bush 43 and Trump, they put family firmly in play. If family is part of the game for those guys, it's part of the game for Biden, too.
Not that the Bush girls or the Trump brood ever did anything even remotely as awful as the Biden clan.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:48 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: sharksauce at July 07, 2023 12:48 PM (l6DYb)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2023 12:48 PM (sNJEL)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 07, 2023 12:45
Kamala remind me of a guy I knew in college. Her brash over laughing g at everything the constant lies and story telling.... yeah he was a rich kid coke head.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 07, 2023 12:48 PM (eggM4)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 07, 2023 12:35 PM (bBdPQ)
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Kagan is a lawyer. But, like you, I too can respect her even if she too often lets her politics dictate her opinions.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 07, 2023 12:48 PM (Ja+DE)
But I don't care. Hunter is a crackhead and general-purpose drug addict and so the default assumption that cocaine at the White House is his is just in its own right.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:40 PM (t0OGg)
It was found when he was at Camp David ? Doesn't mean he didn't forget it, or they are still lying about where it was found.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 07, 2023 12:49 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2023 12:49 PM (bs+z0)
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hahahahahaha
Trump won 2020 in a landslide. They literally had to shut down five cities across multiple time zones to win.
You saw it with your own eyes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 07, 2023 12:49 PM (tpEKt)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 07, 2023 12:49 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 07, 2023 12:49 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: sharksauce at July 07, 2023 12:48 PM (l6DYb)
I would expect that the Secret Service is be supplying pharmaceutical grade coke directly from Pfizer to Hunter just to avoid that issue.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 07, 2023 12:50 PM (PY/t0)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 07, 2023 12:50 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: TimothyJ at July 07, 2023 12:50 PM (fWfc6)
No; I didnt think you thought that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at July 07, 2023 12:50 PM (gjkES)
All of the cameras in the relevant areas were inadvertently misconfigured by an IT intern, so none of the footage was saved.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2023 12:50 PM (V+gFv)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 07, 2023 12:44 PM (t/2Uw)
I don’t buy the icky argument. The Dems and FNM are ALREADY making RDS icky and he’s 30 points behind Trump. Anyone we like will be icky-ized thoroughly by the time election season rolls around. Admitting Trump is icky is a form of giving in to a false narrative
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 07, 2023 12:50 PM (M23Y7)
Posted by: Oddbob at July 07, 2023 12:51 PM (nfrXX)
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We have no idea when it was left, or even when it was found (despite the police cars and radio traffic). You only know what they tell you.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 07, 2023 12:51 PM (Ja+DE)
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It's bizarre to understand that he's very likely the cleanest president, morally, financially, and socially, that the nation has seen in 100 years or more.
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 07, 2023 12:51 PM (tpEKt)
No. I don't.
He had to steal his way back into his seat after being recalled and is the Governor of the least desireable State to live in in the Union.
He's not a National Threat.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2023 12:51 PM (GW6x4)
Everyone leaves their baggy of coke with their cellphone before going into a secure room to discuss classified matters...
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2023 12:51 PM (KJSuP)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 07, 2023 12:50 PM (PY/t0)
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Hunters, senior officials, probably a smattering of others. Whatever the drug of choice, they're getting it right from the factory.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:51 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2023 12:48 PM (sNJEL)
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I just popped over to DU to check it out...WOW!
Their website interface makes Minx 0.8 Beta look ultramodern and sleek.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2023 12:51 PM (YIVH2)
I'm right here, ya know
Posted by: La Mont at July 07, 2023 12:51 PM (us2H3)
You saw it with your own eyes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying
Exactly my point.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 07, 2023 12:52 PM (t/2Uw)
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hahahahahaha
Trump won 2020 in a landslide. They literally had to shut down five cities across multiple time zones to win.
I think both statements are true. Trump lost some Shrub/Romneycare voters, but more then made up for it in people that don't normally vote or vote D.
The likely real vote total in 2020 was something like 75M Trump 60M Biden so it was a crushing win.
But...the question now is do either Trump or DeSantis have a strategy to beat The Steal '24?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2023 12:52 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 07, 2023 12:52 PM (JZDS/)
'The evidence was improperly handled, making it impossible to definitively link it to any specific individual. We are taking steps to ensure this doesn't happen again'.
*Things go better with Coke*
Posted by: DB - spanning the globe at July 07, 2023 12:52 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Oddbob at July 07, 2023 12:51 PM (nfrXX)
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One of his hookers or maybe the niece he was screwing.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 07, 2023 12:52 PM (Ja+DE)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2023 12:26 PM (sNJEL)
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They literally have no idea that Trump is a teetotaler, do they?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 07, 2023 12:53 PM (LvTSG)
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Not in numbers required to win. And that's the problem with 2024 that no one wants to address, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 07, 2023 12:53 PM (tpEKt)
I think he made himself rather unpopular during Covid but he's supposedly considered a good looking man an a smooth talker, and if they're trying to put him in Kamal'a's place I hope she screeches her head off and as publicly as possible
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at July 07, 2023 12:53 PM (gjkES)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2023 12:52 PM (lc5cP)
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No.
There is one candidate who takes voter fraud seriously, and it is Joe Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 07, 2023 12:53 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2023 12:51 PM (GW6x4)
He's good enough for the media and 3-letter agencies.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 07, 2023 12:53 PM (eYv2D)
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 07, 2023 12:54 PM (tpEKt)
Leftwing establishment figures like Kerry, Gore, etc generally lose.
The best candidate the left could run then is probably some governor we aren't tracking...not Newsom. Or Mittens Romneycare. You know he'd do exactly what they wanted. And they could claim it was a "unity ticket" to beat the evil Trump/DeSantis.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2023 12:54 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2023 12:54 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 07, 2023 12:49 PM (kXYt5)
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No reasonable prosecutor....
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 07, 2023 12:54 PM (Ja+DE)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 07, 2023 12:49 PM (bs+z0)
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I think he's mostly hated even by Democraps. He's too white, too male, too Californian, too pampered, and looks like he spends way too much time looking at himself in a mirror. I don't see how they dump Kamala for his lilly-white perfumed, pampered ass.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 07, 2023 12:54 PM (iFTx/)
The Secret Service will take care of Hunter until the bitter end.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 07, 2023 12:55 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Secret Service at July 07, 2023 12:55 PM (TZ75n)
-Former Watergate something something
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 07, 2023 12:55 PM (V+gFv)
Gavin does not have the appeal people want to give him credit for.
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2023 12:55 PM (GW6x4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2023 12:56 PM (KJSuP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at July 07, 2023 12:53 PM (gjkES)
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I've been on the other side of this one for a while. I don't think it's going to be Newsom. Newsom wants it, and the CA Party definitely wants it, but there are too many problems.
Yes, he's handsome and speaks well and has this affable facade. All positives. He's also the wrong sex *and* the wrong color, which will cause problems with running him nationally. Beyond that, he's from the most-hated state in the union. The contempt for California politics outside of California is palpable. He'll have a *very* tough row to hoe in a primary contest, even if they stack the deck. If they just slide him in without an election, the amount of naked hatred for him as a Californian alone will be a headwind. I don't think California realizes the level of antipathy for that state in the rest of the country.
My money's on Whitmer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 12:56 PM (t0OGg)
How's that for "cruel by true"?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 07, 2023 12:38 PM (bBdPQ)
True and the PTB are shoving it in our faces. See peon, we can and will do whatever we want.
Posted by: Rufus T Firefly at July 07, 2023 12:56 PM (gQyTB)
Joe will resign late Spring 2024, citing health concerns
Kameltoe takes the reigns as POTUS
Newsome is installed as nominee by the DNC
Kameltoe pardons the Bidens and anyone else that needs one after the elections, destroying her political viability
she gets rich doing shit as Madam President
Posted by: REDACTED at July 07, 2023 12:56 PM (us2H3)
Their website interface makes Minx 0.8 Beta look ultramodern and sleek.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2023 12:51 PM
DU is like mirror-universe Morning Report...with extreme brain damage added.
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Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2023 12:56 PM (KJSuP)
Don't forget us!
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Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2023 12:26 PM (sNJEL)
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They literally have no idea that Trump is a teetotaler, do they?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 07, 2023 12:53 PM (LvTSG)
They ransacked his mar a Lago estate at 4 am and all they found was Melanie's dirty underwear.
They guy is clean.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 07, 2023 12:56 PM (eggM4)
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Robert Kennedy Jr. apparently.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 07, 2023 12:57 PM (l008x)
Posted by: jwest at July 07, 2023 12:57 PM (VP9ao)
New Comments Thingy was BEST Comments Thingy
Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2023 12:57 PM (GW6x4)
I did NAZI that one coming. Oh wait...I did...HAHAHAHA
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Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2023 12:58 PM (KJSuP)
The left is basically a criminal organization like the mob. And if you are upset about a little murder, rape, or robbery why'd you get in that racket to begin with?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2023 12:58 PM (lc5cP)
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No he doesn't. He's presented as the next big thing after Biden and that's truer than they think.
They either don't know or have long forgotten that he's a mediocre midwit with severe dyslexia who, were it not for politics and a crippling lack of a work ethic, would be trying to con old ladies out of having their driveways resurfaced.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 07, 2023 12:58 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2023 12:52 PM (lc5cP)
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Spoiler alert: Fuck no. And I'm not even sure they CAN have a viable strategy, because so much of voting integrity is controlled by the state parties and legislatures. PA and GA were in GOP control when their elections were hijacked and stolen by Democraps. What control does any national candidate have over internal Philly and Atlanta election fraud?
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 07, 2023 12:59 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Shocked that Politico is even still in business.
Posted by: Secret Service at July 07, 2023 12:59 PM (TZ75n)
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Speaking of, I'm seeing "Why is Pat Sajak Such an Angry and Horrible Person That Nobody Likes and Who Probably Kills Puppies?" articles recently. Battlespace prep?
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 07, 2023 12:59 PM (tpEKt)
Yes; That's a possible. Because I don't live in either state I don't know if he was more of an autocrat during Covid or she was. She reminds me of the White Witch from the Chronicles of Narnia.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at July 07, 2023 01:00 PM (AGB8K)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2023 12:52 PM (lc5cP)
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No.
There is one candidate who takes voter fraud seriously, and it is Joe Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 07, 2023 12:53 PM (LvTSG)
It is how he came to power, after all.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 07, 2023 01:00 PM (xcxpd)
Joe will resign late Spring 2024, citing health concerns
Kameltoe takes the reigns as POTUS...
she gets rich doing shit as Madam President
Posted by: REDACTED at July 07, 2023 12:56 PM
Why? If he's going to win in 2024 via The Steal, and he doesn't have to actually do anything while in office....why step down? He's an egomaniacal asshole, of course he wants a second term, especially if he gets to "beat" Trump again and get lauded in the press for "saving America and Democracy".
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 07, 2023 01:00 PM (sNJEL)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 07, 2023 01:00 PM (rLD7a)
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Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 07, 2023 01:00 PM (t/2Uw)
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Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 07, 2023 01:00 PM (tpEKt)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 07, 2023 12:59 PM (iFTx/)
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The solutions are extralegal now.
100,000 young, male PA residents need to show up to Philly on election day, fully armed, and make it known that they won't have their votes stolen again.
That's step 1. Until that happens, nope.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 07, 2023 01:00 PM (LvTSG)
Lois Lerner and John Koktostin nod.
Posted by: Ricky Bobby at July 07, 2023 01:01 PM (l7udz)
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She will be the nominee if it's not Biden.
She will then become President.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 07, 2023 01:01 PM (l008x)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 07, 2023 12:56 PM (sNJEL)
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"Bizzaro" Morning Report is a pretty accurate description. It's the complete inverse of reality, only reinforced by the brain-dead idiots congratulating each other on how clever they are for getting one over the MAGA Republicans.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 07, 2023 01:01 PM (YIVH2)
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Posted by: garrett at July 07, 2023 01:01 PM (GW6x4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at July 07, 2023 01:00 PM (AGB8K)
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Whitmer is a monster. A skull-cracking tyrant.
She's also a woman (big bonus) and from the interior (big bonus) along with being perfectly ideological and ruthless.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 01:01 PM (t0OGg)
Newsome can run on MALC ... Make America Like California
That's a winning strategy
Posted by: It's me donna
You get a beach house. You get a beach house. You get a beach house.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 07, 2023 01:02 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2023 01:02 PM (FD5dr)
100,000 young, male PA residents need to show up to Philly on election day, fully armed, and make it known that they won't have their votes stolen again.
And/or the red counties ALL announce they are having issues tabulating the vote and go radio silent.
And wait... "We're looking into it, let you know when we have it fixed"
And then after Philly submits its totals, the red countries come back with Philly + 100K votes.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 07, 2023 01:02 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: China at July 07, 2023 01:02 PM (3IOdT)
Neither does Biden, but through our media magic, we can make ANYBODY (we like) look intelligent, caring, relatable, and popular!
Posted by: The MSM at July 07, 2023 01:02 PM (sNJEL)
Posted by: mrp at July 07, 2023 01:02 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 07, 2023 12:59 PM (tpEKt)
He's retiring. Replacement is Ryan Seacrest about whom I know nothing other than Craig Ferguson jokes. So your guess is reasonable. Also saw rumours that Vanna is suing for more money (she was getting 3m vs 25m for Pat - according to the rumours).
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 07, 2023 01:02 PM (eYv2D)
The fine print says Malibu Barbie Beach House.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 07, 2023 01:03 PM (KJSuP)
They are grossly incompetent and criminal which is always a very bad combination. I guess in one way this is good as it is so easy to spot them on their lies and assfuckerry.
Do you see the video of Kamala's latest word salad trying to define the word culture at the essence festival in NOLA? Whoa, that broad is definitely on something.
Posted by: Cheri at July 07, 2023 01:03 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 07, 2023 12:44 PM (t/2Uw)
The media has ten different stories and eight different fake "viral" skits to define DeSantis. And it will happen.
This isn't a vote for Trump or anyone, it's just the truth. They haven't even started on him yet. They have things planned. Boys ready to come forward and lie. Young ones. Who knows. The whole gamut. All they need are accusations. They've done it before. And who knows what true shit he might have buried?
They will make him "ickier" than you can imagine.
Posted by: ... at July 07, 2023 01:03 PM (XjbO7)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 07, 2023 01:02 PM (eYv2D)
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He was the host. She was the assistant who dressed nice and revealed the board. Why should she get paid the same as - or even close to - the guy who is running the show?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 01:03 PM (t0OGg)
You saw it with your own eyes."
y'all notice every article posted by AP, Reuters, Texas Tribune, Hearst, etc. will all have a statement typically 3/4 into any political press release that reminds you the 2020 election was not stolen?
There's your proof.
Posted by: DanMan at July 07, 2023 01:04 PM (DB6tu)
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"Bizzaro" Morning Report is a pretty accurate description. It's the complete inverse of reality, only reinforced by the brain-dead idiots congratulating each other on how clever they are for getting one over the MAGA Republicans.
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The crazy part is they're making the almost identical noises that we are in regards to the republic and the opposition party, using almost identical terms and noticing identical trends, except with our beliefs and leaders in place of theirs. Somehow with the same "their violence is speech and our speech is violence" and "their violence is protected" type of language, too. It's insane but true.
We're on a bad collision course.
Posted by: Moron Robbie found the recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 07, 2023 01:04 PM (tpEKt)
Posted by: Inogame at July 07, 2023 01:04 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 07, 2023 01:04 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Archer at July 07, 2023 01:05 PM (gmo/4)
Neither does Biden, but through our media magic, we can make ANYBODY (we like) look intelligent, caring, relatable, and popular!
Posted by: The MSM at July 07,
You mean they might even lie? I'm shocked, shocked I say.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 07, 2023 01:05 PM (JZDS/)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 07, 2023 01:02 PM (FD5dr)
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Sometimes, I love this timeline.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 07, 2023 01:05 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at July 07, 2023 01:05 PM (zSyrn)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 01:03 PM (t0OGg)
No raise in 18 years is the argument.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 07, 2023 01:06 PM (eYv2D)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 07, 2023 01:06 PM (M23Y7)
Seacrest is kind of an all-purpose celebrity who can be plugged in to any event. Parade, New Year's Eve, game show, beauty pageant, whatever. He's a professional celebrity.
Posted by: DB - spanning the globe at July 07, 2023 01:06 PM (geLO8)
>>They guy is clean.
They've literally, LITTTERALLY, invaded every nook and cranny of Trump personal, private and financial life, every one.
They have denied him attorney client privilege's, they have denied him every accommodation of Presidency and Ex-Presidency, the have shown him no corner and no mercy...
And yet... and. yet..
They have found UNGATZ!!!!
They have to make shit up, bend the law, create new law, etc etc to ensnare.
F**king animals, the lot of them.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 07, 2023 01:06 PM (rc3Z7)
She's also a woman (big bonus) and from the interior (big bonus) along with being perfectly ideological and ruthless.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 07, 2023 01
Yes, a shoo-in just like Hilary. Why do you think Trump,won in 2016 against all odds.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 07, 2023 01:07 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: DB - spanning the globe at July 07, 2023 01:07 PM (geLO8)
Cocaine in the White House? Nah
Posted by: wth at July 07, 2023 01:10 PM (v0R5T)
My guess is that the video is already gone, an accident y'know.
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at July 07, 2023 01:11 PM (zSyrn)
Posted by: C.L. Ownworld, West Hartford, CT at July 07, 2023 01:13 PM (ik/65)
Posted by: Montec at July 07, 2023 01:13 PM (Cr2ZZ)
Yeah, but she was only getting paid $3 million a year. Think about that - Hunter said that any law firm would be willing to pay him $5 million a year, so she makes less than he would.
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at July 07, 2023 01:19 PM (zSyrn)
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at July 07, 2023 01:22 PM (zSyrn)
Pretty clear where the feds' priorities are these days.
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So wonderful to discover somebody with unique thoughts on this subject.
Seriously.. many thanks for starting this up.
This site is something that is needed on the web,
someone with a bit of originality!
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