On the Fourth of July, Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Demands that America Be Given Back to the Indians;<br>Its Parent Company Unilver Loses $2.6 Billion in Stock Valuation

On the Fourth of July, Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Demands that America Be Given Back to the Indians;
Its Parent Company Unilver Loses $2.6 Billion in Stock Valuation

Keep talking, filthy hippie yuppie soulless corporate scum:

Ben & Jerry's has called on the US to return "stolen Indigenous land" in a bold Fourth of July message.
Taking to social media, the ice cream company divided fans over its Independence Day post, tweeting, "The United States was founded on stolen indigenous land. This Fourth of July, let's commit to returning it."
In a similar message on its website, the company argued that July 4 festivities and celebrations can "distract from an essential truth about this nation's birth."
Ben & Jerry's proposed to "start with Mount Rushmore," writing, "What is the meaning of Independence Day for those whose land this country stole, those who were murdered and forced with brutal violence onto reservations, those who were pushed from their holy places and denied their freedom."
"The faces on Mount Rushmore are the faces of men who actively worked to destroy Indigenous cultures and ways of life, to deny Indigenous people their basic rights," the statement concluded.

Going broke:

Ben & Jerry's parent company Unilever loses $2.6bn in market capital as ice cream boycott kicks in over 'anti-American' July 4th tweet: GOP's Kristi Noem slams owners as 'liberal Vermont businessmen who think they know everything'
In a new interview with Fox News, South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem slammed woke ice cream makers Ben & Jerry's
Noem's anger stems from a tweet sent out by the company in which they called for Mount Rushmore to be returned to Native Americans
Since sending out the tweet, Ben & Jerry's parent, Unilever, has lost $2.6 billion in market capital
By Paul Farrell For Dailymail.Com
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South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem laid into uber-woke ice cream brand Ben & Jerry's over the company's infamous July 4th tweet in which it called for Mount Rushmore to be returned to Native Americans.
Noem, a Republican, called the Ben & Jerry's bosses a 'bunch of liberal Vermont businessmen' who 'haven't studied our history' and think that they 'know everything about this country,' during an interview with Fox News on Thursday.
The governor went on to call Mount Rushmore 'the greatest symbol of our freedom.'
Since sending out the message on Tuesday, Unilever, which has owned Ben & Jerry's since 2000, has lost $2.6 billion in market capital. Those shares were down .5 percent on Wednesday and down 1 percent at the start of trading on Thursday.
At the time of writing, the company's market capital is down to $131 billion from $133.5 billion.
'We can learn from the men on that mountain. We can do better, but boy did they lead us through some challenging times,' Noem added in her Fox interview in an apparent reference to the face that adorn the monument, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln.
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The embattled brand, which was founded by longtime Bernie Sanders allies Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenwood, tweeted the message to its 494,000 followers.
The 2000 acquisition agreement between Unilever and Ben & Jerry's gave the ice cream maker autonomy to continue its progressive social mission independently of business decisions made by its parent.
'This 4th of July, it's high time we recognize that the US exists on stolen Indigenous land and commit to returning it,' the company's official account wrote before suggesting Mount Rushmore should be handed back to its original owners.'

During American Pride Month, Ben & Jerry?!

DURING AMERICAN PRIDE MONTH?!?!

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Earlier this month, Unilever was named as an 'international sponsor of war' by Ukraine as the company continues to operate in Russia and is therefore subject to a new law requiring taxpaying businesses to contribute directly to the war effort.
In 2022, Unilever paid $331 million in taxes in Russia, reports The Guardian.
In 2021, Ben & Jerry's also unsuccessfully attempted to stop Unilever from selling its ice cream in parts of Israel.

I've seen calls to "Make Ben & Jerry's Bud Light Again."

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at 04:08 PM

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1 I'm not sure I would call Mt. Rushmore the greatest symbol of our freedom.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at July 06, 2023 04:09 PM (sX1BW)

2 Unilever allowing Ben & Jerry to have some control after buying the brand, was crazy.

Posted by: Ann at July 06, 2023 04:09 PM (ilNea)

3 Not giving back those buildings you got from the businesses before you, though, eh Ben and Jerry?

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 04:09 PM (qyOWd)

4 They can start by giving away their ice cream factories and all assets, as well as all personal assets.

You first.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 06, 2023 04:10 PM (4xF2M)

5 Ace keeps dropping format close tags like they're dime bags of cocaine.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 04:10 PM (k1Qly)

6 How about paying the retirement of any of the employees of companies that you drove out of business, eh Ben and Jerry?

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 04:10 PM (qyOWd)

7 If I was President Trump or Desantis if I heard this, I would tell them

"Hey what a great idea! We'll start with the properties you own."

Then seize their land by eminent domain and give it to the native american groups in the area

Then sit back and watch hilarity ensue

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 04:10 PM (VTu1l)

8 Also:

Red Font Lamont is back

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 04:11 PM (qyOWd)

9 Where do they think we should go?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 06, 2023 04:11 PM (OX9vb)

10 Does that include all of the capital improvements to the land?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

11 My wife loves ice cream. She's demanding I no longer buy Ben and Jerry's.

Easy deal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:12 PM (xcxpd)

12 I think members of the Huron tribe should sue the Iriquois for reparations. After all, the Iriquois did their best to wipe out the Hurons.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 06, 2023 04:12 PM (2YtOq)

13 For whatever reason boycotts against the wokeness seem to be working this summer.

I guess people have had enough and are sending a big FU to the woke companies.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 06, 2023 04:12 PM (ncXxy)

14 my god!!!, its full of link!!!

Posted by: Bob in Houston at July 06, 2023 04:12 PM (YBLgY)

15 Unilever vs Ben And Jerry's...

I'm here just rootin for injuries.

Posted by: Inogame at July 06, 2023 04:12 PM (53oGX)

16 It's funny because those hippie jerkoffs sued Unilever for damaging the brand. Uniliver was selling the ice cream in Israel.

Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at July 06, 2023 04:12 PM (iOt02)

17 I think all of the Ben and Jerry's factories should definitely be shut down and given to Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2023 04:12 PM (FD5dr)

18 Red font must mean important post but not quite important enough for a flaming skull.

Posted by: Tuna at July 06, 2023 04:13 PM (gLRfa)

19 I didn't think her rebuttal was all that great. We need a pithy explanation why history belongs to the winners.

Posted by: Iris at July 06, 2023 04:13 PM (n3DL0)

20 How could a stock devaluation happen that quickly? How could a boycott-if indeed many people are boycotting-have that much on an effect in two days?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:13 PM (Keyt1)

21 Didn't we pay for most of the land?

Take it up with the French.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at July 06, 2023 04:13 PM (sX1BW)

22 I make my own ice cream now, keto style

the secret is rum

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 04:13 PM (VTu1l)

23 >>>5 Ace keeps dropping format close tags like they're dime bags of cocaine.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

am I not deserving of a Father's Love!?!

Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 04:13 PM (KRtlO)

24 Where do they think we should go?

-

Turkey Hill is a good start. The ice cream, not the actual place.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 04:13 PM (qyOWd)

25 Didn't they used to live on property that belonged to the Massapequa Tribe on Long Island?

And isn't their current property in Vermont land that belonged to the Abenakis and Algonquins?

When will they personally return that stolen land?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 04:13 PM (lf83v)

26 11 My wife loves ice cream. She's demanding I no longer buy Ben and Jerry's.

Easy deal.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:12 PM (xcxpd)

=========

Can you threaten to buy some Ben and Jerry's if she doesn't put out?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:13 PM (LvTSG)

27 If the US gives the Black Hills back to the Lakota, will they in-turn give it back to the Cheyenne?

From WikiPedia (I know, but would those Leftists lie about this one?):

"Native Americans have a long history in the Black Hills and consider it a sacred site. After conquering the Cheyenne in 1776, the Lakota took the territory of the Black Hills, which became central to their culture."

Posted by: Gref at July 06, 2023 04:13 PM (AMIL/)

28 Never bought the crap because I've always known they hated me and want me dead.

I mean, it's kind of obvious.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 06, 2023 04:13 PM (N1DT3)

29 Buy Unilever. Their products are recession proof! But not dumb ass hippy proof, apparently.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 06, 2023 04:13 PM (nnp+f)

30
HOW CAN WE SLEEP WHEN OUR BEDS ARE BURNING

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 04:14 PM (geLO8)

31 My wife loves ice cream. She's demanding I no longer buy Ben and Jerry's.

Easy deal.

It's an exact Bud Light situation where there are tons of as-good or better ice cream brands available. (Also exact in that a European-owned company is being stupid in the US again).

Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2023 04:14 PM (FD5dr)

32 23 am I not deserving of a Father's Love!?!
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 04:13 PM (KRtlO)

========

Is that the bts of this entire blog? A plea for a father's love?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

33 13 For whatever reason boycotts against the wokeness seem to be working this summer.

I guess people have had enough and are sending a big FU to the woke companies.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 06, 2023 04:12 PM (ncXxy)

Also... we are in a recession.
I mean no one really talks about it, because there is a Dem[entia] in the white house.
Spending is going down, inflation is up.

Posted by: Inogame at July 06, 2023 04:14 PM (53oGX)

34 Aliens, I say! Aliens!

Posted by: Lloyd Austin at July 06, 2023 04:14 PM (j18Gy)

35 My question to Mr. Cohen is what country will he and his be moving to when they give their portions of this country back to the natives?

Posted by: Bob in Houston at July 06, 2023 04:14 PM (YBLgY)

36 My comment to folks that say "We" should give stuff back to someone else: "You First".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 04:14 PM (ynpvh)

37 We need a pithy explanation why history belongs to the winners.

------------

Caesar said it best. Veni, Vidi, Vici.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at July 06, 2023 04:14 PM (sX1BW)

38 "The United States was founded on stolen indigenous land. This Fourth of July, let's commit to returning it."
______________

Let's start with Vermont.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023 04:15 PM (YqDXo)

39 B&J has been woke forever.

It really does seem like something has changed in the culture.

We shall see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:15 PM (LvTSG)

40 This ain't new. Ben and Jerrys have always been leftard trash. I never give them any business.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2023 04:15 PM (pohLc)

41 I think members of the Huron tribe should sue the Iriquois for reparations. After all, the Iriquois did their best to wipe out the Hurons.
________

Good point. Where are the Eries? Who killed them off? Peaceful people?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 04:15 PM (lf83v)

42 Turkey Hill is a good start. The ice cream, not the actual place.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine

Haha, I meant if we give back the land, do we have to move out?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 06, 2023 04:15 PM (OX9vb)

43 34 Aliens, I say! Aliens!

Posted by: Lloyd Austin at July 06, 2023 04:14 PM (j18Gy)

Si, Señor.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 04:15 PM (ynpvh)

44 23 >>>5 Ace keeps dropping format close tags like they're dime bags of cocaine.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

am I not deserving of a Father's Love!?!
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 04:13 PM (KRtlO)

It was found in the servant's quarters.

Posted by: FBI at July 06, 2023 04:15 PM (53oGX)

45 These assholes cashed out with Unilever long ago.

Fuck them.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2023 04:16 PM (AviTG)

46 So Ben and Jerry have given back all their property. Right?

Right?

Posted by: Beartooth at July 06, 2023 04:16 PM (zQVw+)

47 It really does seem like something has changed in the culture.

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Memo to woke fuckneenie company fuckwits:

if there are 500 million easy alternatives to your shitty ass products, best not to piss half your customer base off

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 04:16 PM (VTu1l)

48 Also, I believe Unilever owns Gilette, which was EARLY on the Woke Wagon.

Pretty much every large corporation has been infiltrated. Act accordingly.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 06, 2023 04:16 PM (N1DT3)

49 8 Also:
Red Font Lamont is back
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 04:11 PM

I mean...the guy is a big dummy.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 06, 2023 04:16 PM (JCZqz)

50 41 I think members of the Huron tribe should sue the Iriquois for reparations. After all, the Iriquois did their best to wipe out the Hurons.
________

Good point. Where are the Eries? Who killed them off? Peaceful people?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 04:15 PM (lf83v)

I identify as a transgender handicapped black Mohican. I'd like reparations and a casino.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 04:17 PM (ynpvh)

51 Ben & Jerry's? Fuck that shit. Tillamook!

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at July 06, 2023 04:17 PM (uFzkb)

52 Shouldn't Ben and Jerry be dead by now due to arteriosclerosis from their fat-laden ice cream?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 04:17 PM (lf83v)

53 WTF

Posted by: Hopi Indian at July 06, 2023 04:17 PM (cHOHf)

54 PS please explain to me how simply being first to inhabit an area by happenstance gives you exclusive rights to that land forever

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 04:17 PM (VTu1l)

55 46 So Ben and Jerry have given back all their property. Right?

Right?
Posted by: Beartooth

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You mean that they've given back all of Bernie's property, right?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 06, 2023 04:17 PM (oGiDo)

56 @32: "Is that the bts of this entire blog? A plea for a father's love?"

Cats in the Cradle, but dad never taught him to install shelves.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 04:18 PM (k1Qly)

57 This is bullshit man, that shit happened to me too

Posted by: Marion "Hookers and Blow" Barry at July 06, 2023 04:18 PM (NtVYv)

58 How could a stock devaluation happen that quickly? How could a boycott-if indeed many people are boycotting-have that much on an effect in two days?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:13 PM (Keyt1)

Also, I very much doubt Ben and Jerry's is that large of a part of this massively bloated corporate octopus. Something other than the evil ice-cream hippies is behind this drop.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 06, 2023 04:18 PM (N1DT3)

59 Flavor of the Month: Little Big Horn Custard Surprise!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 04:18 PM (FVME7)

60 In 2021, Ben & Jerry's also unsuccessfully attempted to stop Unilever from selling its ice cream in parts of Israel.
_____________

Uh ... aren't Ben and Jerry ... Jewish?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023 04:18 PM (YqDXo)

61 Lever Brothers was originally a British soap manufacturing company. They merged with Margarine Unie, a Dutch company, to form Unilever in 1929. (Though the name "Lever Bros." was still used on on U.S. products for years; I remember their TV ads.)

So Unilever is not really an "American" company, is it?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 04:18 PM (J2vNu)

62 Sticking with Blue Bell since they solved their listeria problem and all.

Posted by: huerfano at July 06, 2023 04:18 PM (7zEAH)

63 Eurotrash leftist corporate governance follows Schwab and the WEF concept of "stakeholder capitalism" also known as "corporate socialism" . That how we got InBev's Anheuser Busch implosion now Unilever and Ben and Jerry's. Though to be fair B+J were socialist aholes before. Whenever you here "stakeholder", leave ASAP

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2023 04:19 PM (PVx3i)

64 61 Lever Brothers was originally a British soap manufacturing company. They merged with Margarine Unie, a Dutch company, to form Unilever in 1929. (Though the name "Lever Bros." was still used on on U.S. products for years; I remember their TV ads.)

So Unilever is not really an "American" company, is it?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 04:18 PM (J2vNu)

As American as spotted dick.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 04:19 PM (ynpvh)

65
OUT: Ben & Jerry's
IN: Bud & Tranny's

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 06, 2023 04:19 PM (wtvvX)

66 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2023 04:19 PM (T4tVD)

67 Uh ... aren't Ben and Jerry ... Jewish?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
__________

In a Herod kinda way. Yes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 04:19 PM (lf83v)

68 As soon as B&J, or anyone else for that matter, can produce the property records of those who were here before us, I'll listen to what they have to say before I ignore them.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 06, 2023 04:19 PM (wNDOJ)

69 Yeah, let's make the U.S. one big rez. Cuz Rez Chicks are hawt.

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

70 Wish someone would kick these clowns in the balls.
LIT-trally.

I don't advocate violence but I'm so sick of ingrates who refuse to live by their own rules.

Posted by: Dang Me at July 06, 2023 04:19 PM (w3w+/)

71 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_
Unilever_brands

For reference. Pretty sure Ben and Jerry's ain't affecting Unilever that much.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 06, 2023 04:19 PM (N1DT3)

72 20 How could a stock devaluation happen that quickly? How could a boycott-if indeed many people are boycotting-have that much on an effect in two days?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:13 PM (Keyt1)

They're at $130B in market cap, so moving a couple percent, which happens pretty naturally, would do it.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 04:19 PM (eYoxG)

73 Flavor of the Month: Little Big Horn Custard Surprise!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 04:18 PM (FVME7)

Wounded Knee Crunch

Posted by: Marion at July 06, 2023 04:19 PM (NtVYv)

74 Ugh. It's not "Get Woke Go Broke".

It's the opposite.

Whenever an individual/organization/brand sees catastrophic failure looming, that individual (I'm looking at you Kaepernick), or that organization's leader, or that brand's owner, starts in on why they care more about the [insert victim group here] than anyone else in order to shield themselves from criticism, and ultimately from the consequences of failure.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at July 06, 2023 04:19 PM (dQfJF)

75 And yeah, I know that Oregon is de ebil blue lands, but if you're ever brave enough to come to these parts, you can't go wrong visiting the Tillamook Creamery and the Tillamook Country Smoker HQ store 5 miles up the road from there.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at July 06, 2023 04:20 PM (uFzkb)

76 Just need one level to move the whole world

...and knock it into the Sun.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 04:20 PM (krQz2)

77 Casinos everywhere!

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 04:20 PM (v0R5T)

78 New discovery in Alaska reveals that the first Native Americans were 'white"

Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 04:20 PM (RHGPo)

79 Every inch of this rock has been fought over at one time or another.

What makes Indians exempt from losing their lands?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 04:20 PM (g40eP)

80 51 Tillamook? From ANTIFAland? I hate them worse than hippies. And I loathe hippies.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 06, 2023 04:20 PM (nnp+f)

81 If leftists can picket the houses of the Supreme Court Justices, why can't conservatives find out where Ben and Jerry live and stand outside their houses with signs saying, "You live on stolen land. Sell your home and give the proceeeds back to the Indians!"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:20 PM (Keyt1)

82 How about we start by turning over Ben & Jerry's facilities to Native Americans?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2023 04:20 PM (YIVH2)

83 Scientists have discovered the oldest fossilized DNA remains in Alaska proving that the first Native Americans came from Europe across the land bridge in the last Ice Age and modern Native Americans are direct descendants of these ancient white Europeans

Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 04:21 PM (RHGPo)

84 It's the opposite.

Whenever an individual/organization/brand sees catastrophic failure looming, that individual (I'm looking at you Kaepernick), or that organization's leader, or that brand's owner, starts in on why they care more about the [insert victim group here] than anyone else in order to shield themselves from criticism, and ultimately from the consequences of failure.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at July 06, 2023 04:19 PM (dQfJF)
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Sounds like those paths end at the same spot.

I'm good with that.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 04:21 PM (krQz2)

85 Ben, is that a chunky monkey in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: Jerry at July 06, 2023 04:21 PM (Xrfse)

86 They say history is written by the winners, but that's only partly true-- history is written by the *survivors*.

Which is basically why ancient cultures would exterminate their enemy and sell any survivors into slavery.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 06, 2023 04:22 PM (l8gTz)

87 Yeah, let's make the U.S. one big rez. Cuz Rez Chicks are hawt.
Posted by: wth

Rez Chicks are tighter than their slots.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 04:22 PM (g40eP)

88 Looks like Gilette s owned by P&G, a competing corporate behemoth.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 06, 2023 04:22 PM (N1DT3)

89 "Where do they think we should go?"

I suspect they think we should go to Hell.

Which they don't believe in and will tell you so, unprompted.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 06, 2023 04:22 PM (ou9hh)

90 I sorta love that a frozen treat manufacturer is pretending to white-knight for folks that never figured out how to use the wheel.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 04:22 PM (HBEnm)

91 Wiki link on the brands that Unilever owns. It's a lot.

https://tinyurl.com/ebvyycyt

Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 04:22 PM (oiNtH)

92 And yeah, I know that Oregon is de ebil blue lands, but if you're ever brave enough to come to these parts, you can't go wrong visiting the Tillamook Creamery and the Tillamook Country Smoker HQ store 5 miles up the road from there.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at July 06, 2023 04:20 PM (uFzkb)

They can stay an extra day after the MoMe and make the trip!

Posted by: Beartooth at July 06, 2023 04:22 PM (zQVw+)

93 New discovery in Alaska reveals that the first Native Americans were 'white"
Posted by: SMOD

Honkiemos

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2023 04:22 PM (T4tVD)

94 They could make a Bud Light flavored ice cream. Except Bud Light has no flavor.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2023 04:22 PM (JTwsP)

95 Ben and Jerry can go fuck themselves.

And I would like to pound Noem, even though she is a dumb cheater.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 06, 2023 04:22 PM (ufFY8)

96 Honestly if you consider yourself a conservative and you've been buying B&J's ice cream then you really haven't been paying attention. This kind of hot-take isn't out of the norms for that deranged bunch of wackos.

Posted by: Defenestratus at July 06, 2023 04:22 PM (9V81o)

97 Before we step up to trying to return a land to primitive squatters that didn't hold to a concept of private property, lets start with something else...

like returning a stolen election to the man who actually won it.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 06, 2023 04:22 PM (p8A+W)

98 Did....did tranny surrender Barbie-ass actually throw shade at Lincoln, Jefferson, Washington and Teddy? 'We can do better'? Than them? AYFKM?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:23 PM (xcxpd)

99 https://youtu.be/iVqQosyOpg4&t=60s

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 04:23 PM (ynpvh)

100 So they tweeted on July 4, and in the intervening 2 days lost billions? Whatever.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 06, 2023 04:23 PM (ppBhU)

101 Ben & Jerry's proposed to "start with Mount Rushmore,

Anyone ask them if we could start with Ben and Jerry's factories first?

Let the Indians have the whole company and loot Ben and Jerry's stockholders. Its only fair right?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 04:23 PM (lc5cP)

102 Y'know instead of lamenting that I can't participate in these boycotts, because I don't buy any of these products anyway, I'm going to start congratulating myself on being way ahead of the curve.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 06, 2023 04:23 PM (ou9hh)

103 Looks like Gilette s owned by P&G, a competing corporate behemoth.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 06, 2023 04:22 PM (N1DT3)
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I do my best to boycott P&G, but I'm just one little guy and I don't spend much on any of the types of products they offer...I just make sure I buy from their competitors.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2023 04:24 PM (YIVH2)

104 >Posted by: Regular joe at July 06, 2023 04:20 PM (nnp+f)

LOL, thanks for proving my point. Because Portland is Oregon and Oregon is Portland, without exception.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at July 06, 2023 04:24 PM (uFzkb)

105 We didn't actually steal these lands, we took them by force, the same way the Indians got the land, by force of arms.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2023 04:24 PM (pohLc)

106 98 Did....did tranny surrender Barbie-ass actually throw shade at Lincoln, Jefferson, Washington and Teddy? 'We can do better'? Than them? AYFKM?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:23 PM (xcxpd)

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A 90 pound girl would have kicked slavery to death and freed all the slaves and given everyone a million dollars.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

107 Every inch of this rock has been fought over at one time or another.

What makes Indians exempt from losing their lands?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 04:20 PM (g40eP)
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More recent genetic studies suggest that the mid-Asian offshoots who we know as "Native Americans" pretty much exterminated the possible Mouri-related seafarers who became the Olmecs off of the NA continent.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 04:24 PM (krQz2)

108 New discovery in Alaska reveals that the first Native Americans were 'white"

Why stop with a bunch of Siberian-American squatters?

If we go back far enough we end up with Adam & Eve as our common ancestor.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 06, 2023 04:24 PM (p8A+W)

109 Loonylever.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at July 06, 2023 04:24 PM (MvF+J)

110 They come out with new Indian themes for their ice cream flavors in order to virtue signal.

So Sioux Me.

Cherokee Cherry.

Great Spirit Cookie Dough.

Trail of Tears Salt and Caramel.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 04:24 PM (lf83v)

111 "How could a stock devaluation happen that quickly? How could a boycott-if indeed many people are boycotting-have that much on an effect in two days?"

I'm going to guess "it hasn't", and "someone is manipulating the market"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 06, 2023 04:24 PM (ou9hh)

112 It's just so...stupid

Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at July 06, 2023 04:24 PM (W+TLY)

113 105 We didn't actually steal these lands, we took them by force, the same way the Indians got the land, by force of arms.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2023 04:24 PM (pohLc)

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The US government bought most of it, actually.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

114 Wait - what does this posting have to do with cocaine?

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at July 06, 2023 04:25 PM (zSyrn)

115 Uh ... aren't Ben and Jerry ... Jewish?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023 04:18 PM (YqDXo)

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The self-hating kind though.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 06, 2023 04:25 PM (wNDOJ)

116 87 Yeah, let's make the U.S. one big rez. Cuz Rez Chicks are hawt.
Posted by: wth

Rez Chicks are tighter than their slots.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 04:22 PM (g40eP)

It's all fun and games until you wake up in a bathtub full of ice sans a kidney... she was super hot though...

Posted by: Hunter B at July 06, 2023 04:25 PM (53oGX)

117 Does Target sell Ben & Jerry's Bud Light flavored ice cream?

NOW WITH 30% MORE MONKEYPOX!!!

Posted by: Minuteman at July 06, 2023 04:25 PM (LaNzR)

118 Berry My Heart At Wounded Knee

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 04:25 PM (FVME7)

119 We should seek reparations from Ben & Jerrys for their contributions to the obesity epidemic.

Justice for diabetics now!

Posted by: brak at July 06, 2023 04:25 PM (3BMQI)

120 lol.....Unilever owns a brand called 'Hijab Fresh'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:25 PM (xcxpd)

121 They got their beads. Move on.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 04:25 PM (HBEnm)

122 81 If leftists can picket the houses of the Supreme Court Justices, why can't conservatives find out where Ben and Jerry live and stand outside their houses with signs saying, "You live on stolen land. Sell your home and give the proceeeds back to the Indians!"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:20 PM (Keyt1)

Um, most of us have jobs/kids/responsibilities...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 06, 2023 04:25 PM (exHjb)

123 The US government bought most of it, actually.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

Money in one hand, a pistol in the other.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2023 04:26 PM (pohLc)

124 Companies don’t lose money when the stock goes down. The investors lose money. It can sometimes be good for the company if they were planing on buying back shares to go private.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2023 04:26 PM (JTwsP)

125 Sounds like those paths end at the same spot.

I'm good with that.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 04:21 PM (krQz2)

Get Woke Go Broke is an expression of faith in free markets.

The opposite saying is a cynical belief in the intentional undermining of markets by the creepy union of corporations and globalists.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at July 06, 2023 04:26 PM (dQfJF)

126 62 Tried Blue Bells for the first time this week. Rocky Road, but more like dirt road. Best ice cream is from dairy bars at aggie colleges like UConn and NC State.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 06, 2023 04:26 PM (nnp+f)

127 106 98 Did....did tranny surrender Barbie-ass actually throw shade at Lincoln, Jefferson, Washington and Teddy? 'We can do better'? Than them? AYFKM?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:23 PM (xcxpd)

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A 90 pound girl would have kicked slavery to death and freed all the slaves and given everyone a million dollars.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah, but would she fuck the shit out of bears and invent cocaine? I think not...I think not...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:26 PM (xcxpd)

128 We should seek reparations from Ben & Jerrys for their contributions to the obesity epidemic.

Justice for diabetics now!
Posted by: brak at July 06, 2023 04:25 PM (3BMQI)
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They were the first company to recognize the potential for body positivity.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 04:26 PM (krQz2)

129 why can't conservatives ...

I would, but I have to get back to work now.

Posted by: lurk at July 06, 2023 04:27 PM (tdyjx)

130 Scientists have discovered the oldest fossilized DNA remains in Alaska proving that the first Native Americans came from Europe across the land bridge in the last Ice Age and modern Native Americans are direct descendants of these ancient white Europeans
Posted by: SMOD

Along with that, Indian tribes were committing horrific acts against each other to conquer land and resources before any European honkies arrived. I don't mean to trivialize the wrongs that were committed against Indians by the settlers however many if not most people think that Indians just sprang up in USA and were all peace-pipe smoking hippies.

Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 04:27 PM (oiNtH)

131 "51 Tillamook? From ANTIFAland? I hate them worse than hippies. And I loathe hippies."

Umpqua makes a pretty good ice cream.

Don't tell me anything about their politics or parent companies, I want to be able to continue to buy their product in ignorant bliss, on the rare occasions when I do buy icecream.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 06, 2023 04:27 PM (ou9hh)

132 96 Honestly if you consider yourself a conservative and you've been buying B&J's ice cream then you really haven't been paying attention. This kind of hot-take isn't out of the norms for that deranged bunch of wackos.
Posted by: Defenestratus at July 06, 2023 04:22 PM (9V81o)

I'm surprised Unilever bought them, b/c for the longest time, Ben and Jerry's was independent, so they could be Vermont whackos...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 06, 2023 04:27 PM (exHjb)

133 How could a stock devaluation happen that quickly? How could a boycott-if indeed many people are boycotting-have that much on an effect in two days?"

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Someone mentioned it above, but I wonder if people are beginning to notice that the economy is crap and most people have stopped frivolously buying $10 quarts of ice cream?

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 04:27 PM (HBEnm)

134 Berry My Heart At Wounded Knee
________

Perfect!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 04:27 PM (lf83v)

135 127 A 90 pound girl would have kicked slavery to death and freed all the slaves and given everyone a million dollars.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah, but would she fuck the shit out of bears and invent cocaine? I think not...I think not...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:26 PM (xcxpd)

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The Russian version would invent scotch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

136 Money in one hand, a pistol in the other.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2023 04:26 PM (pohLc)

You can get a lot with money and a gun

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:27 PM (xcxpd)

137 The market cap loss is probably just random noise at this point. Stocks bounce up and down all the time. Needs more time to see a real trend.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 06, 2023 04:27 PM (ufFY8)

138 106 98 Did....did tranny surrender Barbie-ass actually throw shade at Lincoln, Jefferson, Washington and Teddy? 'We can do better'? Than them? AYFKM?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:23 PM (xcxpd)

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A 90 pound girl would have kicked slavery to death and freed all the slaves and given everyone a million dollars.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

Especially if she has the Dial of Destiny

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 04:27 PM (ynpvh)

139 How about we start by turning over Ben & Jerry's facilities to Native Americans?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2023 04:20 PM (YIVH2)
........

Mmmm. Whiskey flavored ice cream!

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 04:27 PM (v0R5T)

140 Comanche Nut Crunch

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Offering Lame Jokes Aplenty at July 06, 2023 04:28 PM (xPJvm)

141 How could a stock devaluation happen that quickly?

It's less than 2%. The Dow moving up or down more than 1% on any given day is just normal now.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 06, 2023 04:28 PM (nfrXX)

142 A 90 pound girl would have kicked slavery to death and freed all the slaves and given everyone a million dollars.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:24 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah, but would she fuck the shit out of bears and invent cocaine? I think not...I think not...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:26 PM (xcxpd)
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The Russian version would invent scotch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

You're not making me hate Russian girls with this messaging...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:28 PM (xcxpd)

143 124 Spoiler alert: Unilever, Disney and Target do not plan on becoming private companies.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 06, 2023 04:28 PM (nnp+f)

144 Someone mentioned it above, but I wonder if people are beginning to notice that the economy is crap and most people have stopped frivolously buying $10 quarts of ice cream?
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 04:27 PM (HBEnm)

You mean $10 14oz of ice cream...Ben and Jerry's never sells in more than pint form...and I think their pints have shrunk (but maybe not - it could just be they kept elevating price)...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 06, 2023 04:29 PM (exHjb)

145 Ben and Jerry's because your integrity isn't worth paying a little more for Tillamook Ice Cream.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 04:29 PM (lc5cP)

146 142 The Russian version would invent scotch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

You're not making me hate Russian girls with this messaging...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:28 PM (xcxpd)

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I need Ben to explain that this is a Star Trek reference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:29 PM (LvTSG)

147 More recent genetic studies suggest that the mid-Asian offshoots who we know as "Native Americans" pretty much exterminated the possible Mouri-related seafarers who became the Olmecs off of the NA continent.

This also ignores all of the inbreeding where the colonists knocked up the squaws. Is there going to be some sort of Jim Crow fraction?

And how does this square with the forty acres and a mule that is promised as reparations to blacks? Do the descendants of millennia ago settlers of NA have to surrender land to the Cushites?†

† if we are going to dive deep into the human race's family tree, why not go to the descendants of Ham, Shem and Japheth and the Table of Nations as described in the Scriptures?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 06, 2023 04:29 PM (p8A+W)

148 Casino Added Sugar Chocolate

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 04:29 PM (HBEnm)

149 Companies don’t lose money when the stock goes down. The investors lose money. It can sometimes be good for the company if they were planing on buying back shares to go private.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2023 04:26 PM (JTwsP)
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But they just end up owning a bigger portion of a de-valued company unless they retain the competency which made them an investment in the first place.

Woke corporations don't seem to be doing that. The viral infection is too advanced, and companies are producing more Woke and less adaptation.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 04:29 PM (krQz2)

150 Posted by: Nova Local at July 06, 2023 04:25 PM (exHjb)

I wasn't speaking of you personally, of course, but of people who might be conservative who live nearby and can go on a weekend.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:29 PM (Keyt1)

151 107 Every inch of this rock has been fought over at one time or another.

What makes Indians exempt from losing their lands?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 04:20 PM (g40eP)
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More recent genetic studies suggest that the mid-Asian offshoots who we know as "Native Americans" pretty much exterminated the possible Mouri-related seafarers who became the Olmecs off of the NA continent.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 04:24 PM (krQz2)

Read a book on lingustics a decade or more ago that showed at least three waves of major immigration to the Americas, with the newer ones "displacing" the older ones.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 04:29 PM (ynpvh)

152 Indians got their lazy asses kicked fair and square.

Posted by: DOYLE at July 06, 2023 04:29 PM (Z8Yh2)

153 98 Did....did tranny surrender Barbie-ass actually throw shade at Lincoln, Jefferson, Washington and Teddy? 'We can do better'? Than them? AYFKM?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:23 PM

Oh, oh....I know someone who would make a PERFECT addition to Mt. Rushmore! I've got the cutest 'lil feather headdress I could wear, too....to make it more inclusive!

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at July 06, 2023 04:29 PM (JCZqz)

154 114 Wait - what does this posting have to do with cocaine?

Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at July 06, 2023 04:25 PM (zSyrn)

How Kalifornia is going to pay reparations?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 04:30 PM (ynpvh)

155 Been decades since I bought a Ben Marx & Jerry Lenin ice cream
Fk them Communists

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 04:30 PM (xhxe8)

156 I can't help it that Indians were a primitive stone age tribal people who couldn't get organized, were murderous savages, and deserved to get their lands taken from them.

Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2023 04:30 PM (gmo/4)

157 155 Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 04:30 PM (xhxe

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*nudges for review...*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:30 PM (LvTSG)

158 If we stole the land and murdered them, who the f are going to give it back to?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2023 04:30 PM (JTwsP)

159 The Russian version would invent scotch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:27 PM (LvTSG)

You're not making me hate Russian girls with this messaging...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:28 PM (xcxpd)

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I need Ben to explain that this is a Star Trek reference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:29 PM (LvTSG)

It probably makes more sense in the original Klingon

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:30 PM (xcxpd)

160 Indians got their lazy asses kicked fair and square Raspberry Swirl

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 04:31 PM (HBEnm)

161 They got their beads. Move on.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 04:25 PM (HBEnm)
.......

If they had invested those beads wisely they'd be very rich by now.

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 04:31 PM (v0R5T)

162 You can get a lot with money and a gun
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:27 PM (xcxpd)

And lawyers.

Posted by: zombie Warren Zevon at July 06, 2023 04:31 PM (ufFY8)

163 The 2000 acquisition agreement between Unilever and Ben & Jerry's gave the ice cream maker autonomy to continue its progressive social mission independently of business decisions made by its parent.
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Nope. No sale. I don't care.

"Ben & Jerry's - a division of British multinational conglomerate Unilever - has ..."

That is how all of these should start. Unilever approves of this crap. Even if it isn't directing it, it approves of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:31 PM (t0OGg)

164 Along with that, Indian tribes were committing horrific acts against each other to conquer land and resources before any European honkies arrived. I don't mean to trivialize the wrongs that were committed against Indians by the settlers however many if not most people think that Indians just sprang up in USA and were all peace-pipe smoking hippies.
Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 04:27 PM (oiNtH)
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I heard that Iroquois means "Horrible murderers" in Huron.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 04:31 PM (krQz2)

165 Every square inch of the world except for Antarctica has been fought and killed over at least a dozen times in the last 50000 years.

Lovers whine. Winners take title.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2023 04:31 PM (L8Toh)

166 We need a list of companies that are solid MAGA, or solid America First, solid on sovereignty. Yuengling Beer supported some pride thing, but at least the CEO supported Trump. ...Still, I'd prefer those companies that don't bend the knee to any leftist movement.

If that limits me to smaller companies, OK, make them bigger companies.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 06, 2023 04:31 PM (Cus5s)

167 165 Every square inch of the world except for Antarctica has been fought and killed over at least a dozen times in the last 50000 years.

Lovers whine. Winners take title.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2023 04:31 PM (L8Toh)

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They also fuck the prom queen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

168 114 Wait - what does this posting have to do with cocaine?
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at July 06, 2023 04:25 PM (zSyrn)

George Washington
https://youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:32 PM (xcxpd)

169 'This 4th of July, it's high time we recognize that the US exists on stolen Indigenous land and commit to returning it,' the company's official account wrote before suggesting Mount Rushmore should be handed back to its original owners.'
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If the remaining Sioux want to go try to take it, I welcome them to make the effort and deal with the consequences.

If Ben & Jerry want to try to go take it, same rules.

Raise an army, boys.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:32 PM (t0OGg)

170 If they had invested those beads wisely they'd be berry rich by now crunch

(sorry, but this really is a lot of fun)

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 04:32 PM (HBEnm)

171 If Unilever, Polypulley and Megascrew ever merge, we're toast.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at July 06, 2023 04:32 PM (MvF+J)

172 And I would like to pound Noem, even though she is a dumb cheater.

*****************

I'd pound the RINO out of her too but she's getting a little saggy in the face

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 04:32 PM (VTu1l)

173 Mint Chocolate Chippewa

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 04:33 PM (lf83v)

174 168 114 Wait - what does this posting have to do with cocaine?
Posted by: CtHillary, dead but dreaming at July 06, 2023 04:25 PM (zSyrn)

George Washington
https://youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:32 PM (xcxpd)

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My pinned Tweet:

https://is.gd/viJSv4

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

175 Comanche Nut Crunch
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Offering Lame Jokes Aplenty
.......

Vanilla Scalp

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 04:33 PM (v0R5T)

176 George Washington
https://youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:32 PM (xcxpd)
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I first saw this in the mid aughts, I think. I have no idea where the hell it came from it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:33 PM (t0OGg)

177 If Unilever, Polypulley and Megascrew ever merge, we're toast.
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at July 06, 2023 04:32 PM (MvF+J)
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Really just a couple of simple machines.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 04:33 PM (krQz2)

178 I miss the days when companies just tried to sell their products. When did that change, was it all because of the George Floyd riots? I am trying to remember if it was earlier.

Posted by: DJ at July 06, 2023 04:33 PM (uosPt)

179 Companies don’t lose money when the stock goes down. The investors lose money.

It can hurt executives who often receive part of their compensation in stock or stock options.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 06, 2023 04:33 PM (nfrXX)

180 It's quite simple.

Sources say cocaine was found in the White House library, but actually it was a storage area, but ACTUALLY it was near where "THE VICE PRESIDENT'S VEHICLE IS PARKED" 😵‍💫

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 04:33 PM (FVME7)

181 IIRC whenever the George Washington song is posted "Read a Book" has to be posted, too.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 04:34 PM (HBEnm)

182 I'm not sure I would call Mt. Rushmore the greatest symbol of our freedom.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at July 06, 2023 04:09 PM

Kristi Noem is sprinting to get in front of the parade and trying to make everyone forget her veto kneeling to the NCAA/trannies.

Posted by: Chuck C at July 06, 2023 04:34 PM (xttsV)

183 All those Indian land claims went away when they didn't pay their delinquent property tax assessments.

Hey, ma'am, I don't make the rules.

Posted by: Cook County Assessor's Office at July 06, 2023 04:34 PM (a9CYf)

184
"When will your realize (Ben & Jerry)
Venezuela waits for you ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 04:34 PM (OEuiW)

185 THE VICE PRESIDENT'S VEHICLE IS PARKED" 😵‍💫
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 04:33 PM (FVME7)

So that white stuff wasn't someone's spooge?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 06, 2023 04:35 PM (ufFY8)

186 I'm not sure I would call Mt. Rushmore the greatest symbol of our freedom.

--

Is there a legally binding poem on it?

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 04:35 PM (HBEnm)

187 Bison Berry

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

188 Butter Pequot

Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2023 04:35 PM (gmo/4)

189 134 Berry My Heart At Wounded Knee
________
Perfect!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 04:27 PM

Salted Caramel Creek Massacre

Posted by: Too soon? at July 06, 2023 04:35 PM (JCZqz)

190 Good thing the Brits and the Dutch didn't participate in the colonization of countries all over the world including the American colonies or this could be awkward form British/Dutch owned Unilever.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2023 04:35 PM (ZLI7S)

191 This is so over the top stupid it has to be a calculated marketing to piss off conservatives. They are already well know as leftists and will gain far more woke prog customers than lose what few conservatives customers they have.

Posted by: Ripley at July 06, 2023 04:35 PM (KrJTL)

192 Anyone with a true interest in Native American ethnography is encouraged to view the original Walt Disney educational masterpiece entitled Peter Pan.

Among topics covered in detail and with exquisite cultural sensitivity are the following:

1. What Makes the Red Man Red?
2. When Did He First Say Ugh?
3. Why Does He Ask You How?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 04:35 PM (guGkK)

193 "I'm not sure I would call Mt. Rushmore the greatest symbol of our freedom."

Cadillac Ranch FTW.

Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at July 06, 2023 04:35 PM (MvF+J)

194 am I not deserving of a Father's Love!?!

Let me tell you a secret about a father's love,
A secret that my daddy said was just between us.
Daddies don't just love their children when they're not on a coke bender with hookers and their friends.
It's a love without end, amen, it's a love without end, amen.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 06, 2023 04:36 PM (Bd6X8)

195 this could be awkward form British/Dutch owned

You rang?

Posted by: Shell at July 06, 2023 04:37 PM (ufFY8)

196 In honor of the Native American, Ben and Jerry's announces the new Casino Crunch!

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 04:37 PM (krQz2)

197 For whatever reason boycotts against the wokeness seem to be working this summer

There is only one NFL
There are many brands of cheap beer
There are many brands of ice cream

Also, trannies murdering schoolchildren may have reduced the tolerance level to zero.

Posted by: Chuck C at July 06, 2023 04:37 PM (xttsV)

198 The Sioux were going to retake Mt. Rushmore, but got into Ben & Jerry's Rum Raisin, and wound up taking a long nap instead.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 06, 2023 04:37 PM (nnp+f)

199 83 Scientists have discovered the oldest fossilized DNA remains in Alaska proving that the first Native Americans came from Europe across the land bridge in the last Ice Age and modern Native Americans are direct descendants of these ancient white Europeans
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 04:21 PM (RHGPo)

See: Kennewick Man

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at July 06, 2023 04:37 PM (AYfYN)

200 Ben and Jerry are still above ground?

Posted by: steevy at July 06, 2023 04:37 PM (FQmDC)

201 You rang?
Posted by: Shell at July 06, 2023 04:37 PM (ufFY

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This motherfucker is not real!

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 04:38 PM (krQz2)

202 I miss the days when companies just tried to sell their products. When did that change, was it all because of the George Floyd riots? I am trying to remember if it was earlier.

**************

Apparently clinton (who else would it be) was the first to recognize June as sodomy month in 1999, but I think its when mega funds like Blackrock pushed ESG that we really started seeing this shit spiral

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 04:38 PM (VTu1l)

203 199 83 Scientists have discovered the oldest fossilized DNA remains in Alaska proving that the first Native Americans came from Europe across the land bridge in the last Ice Age and modern Native Americans are direct descendants of these ancient white Europeans
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 04:21 PM (RHGPo)

See: Kennewick Man

Posted by: Shepherd Lover at July 06, 2023 04:37 PM (AYfYN)

AKA Jean Luc Picard?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 04:38 PM (ynpvh)

204 I'm going to guess "it hasn't", and "someone is manipulating the market"

Don't laugh. There is an emerging trend in automated trading that performs sentiment analysis on social media and makes trades accordingly. Its been around for a number of years.

I imagine the shake-up recently in Twitter has put some bad dents into the training data. It wouldn't surprise me at all that part of the hatred of allowing more free speech is that market manipulators are losing control with their army of sentiment-making 'bots.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 06, 2023 04:38 PM (p8A+W)

205 " am I not deserving of a Father's Love!?!"

I could have done with a bunch less of that stuff, tell you the truth.

To this day, I can't take a shower without making DAMN sure Sniffy-Pop Joey isn't letching around the house.

Posted by: Ashlley Biden at July 06, 2023 04:38 PM (a9CYf)

206 Hey-ya, Hoy-ya, Ben & Jerry's got to go-ya

Posted by: Espera Oscar de Corti at July 06, 2023 04:38 PM (VsUo2)

207 My pinned Tweet:

https://is.gd/viJSv4
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:33 PM (LvTSG)

respect

And you have no idea how hard it was writing a review without making references to that video. But I behaved.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:39 PM (xcxpd)

208 Vanilla Custards Last Stand

Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2023 04:39 PM (gmo/4)

209 Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?

Posted by: just the punchline at July 06, 2023 04:39 PM (Y1sOo)

210 I don't think I have ever had BJs ice cream. I don't pay $5 for 14 oz for ice cream. But I do buy a couple of Unilever products, Best Foods Mayo for instance and will cease and desist those purchase. I like the Duke's brand and they are the same price so FUCK THEM.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 06, 2023 04:39 PM (17s+e)

211 am I not deserving of a Father's Love!?!

--

I'm missing something with this Ashley Biden joke.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 04:40 PM (HBEnm)

212 I love old Westerns and occasionally see one with Iron Eyes Cody. The Italian from Louisiana. For years he insisted that he was Indian and claimed membership in several Indian tribes. None of that was true. His birth name - Espera Oscar de Corti.

Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 04:40 PM (oiNtH)

213 They are already well know as leftists and will gain far more woke prog customers than lose what few conservatives customers they have.

***************

That bet can fail bigly, like in gaming

Most shitweenie libturds bitch for MUH DIVERSITY in video games even though theyre not avid gamers, so when the game companies acquiesce, they never buy the fucking games and the real gamer customer base they pissed off with the woke shit stop buying it too.

Great strategy

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 04:40 PM (VTu1l)

214 Ben and Jerry were both born in 1951, so it's not as if they're pushing 100.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:41 PM (Keyt1)

215 Peace Pipe Pistachio

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

216 This ain't new. Ben and Jerrys have always been leftard trash. I never give them any business.

I almost bought an ice cream cone from them earlier this year, but the person behind the counter was taking forever with the previous order and my sanity returned.

Posted by: Chuck C at July 06, 2023 04:41 PM (xttsV)

217 Smallpox Sorbet

Posted by: Bull Sitting at July 06, 2023 04:41 PM (cHOHf)

218
Guess what, hippie faggots?

Fuck you, that's what.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 04:41 PM (oINRc)

219 I miss the days when companies just tried to sell their products. When did that change, was it all because of the George Floyd riots? I am trying to remember if it was earlier.
Posted by: DJ at July 06, 2023 04:33 PM (uosPt)
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Earlier. It started as "lifestyle" advertising but morphed into activist advertising. This change happened on purpose, usually as a ploy to pick up the then-new Millennial Market (a lot of Millennials were also involved in it, but not many at the beginning).

You see, all the market research - much of it probably done on college campuses - showed that Millennials wanted "companies with heart" and "were interested in social change" and "want to buy from and work for companies with a social conscience" and whatnot. So everything started shifting toward it pretty hard starting in the late aughts as the Millennials were getting out of college and into the job market and thus had money to spend on stuff.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:41 PM (t0OGg)

220 > At the time of writing, the company's market capital is > down to $131 billion from $133.5 billion.

That's a 1.9% drop. That kind of thing happens every other day randomly. I think it's a bit early to get excited about this, or to perceive some massive B&J boycott.

Posted by: Simon Jester at July 06, 2023 04:42 PM (BSu3l)

221 Gotcha some ice cream diversity right here:

https://tinyurl.com/5n7eh9ne

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at July 06, 2023 04:42 PM (jRqes)

222 Ace, do you really want the same love Joe most likely showed Hunter, but, eventually, Hunter got to old for? The same love Hunter has desperately been trying to reclaim for several decades?

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 06, 2023 04:42 PM (2YtOq)

223 I'm missing something with this Ashley Biden joke.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 04:40 PM (HBEnm)
++++
Brutal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:42 PM (t0OGg)

224 Cherry My ❤️ At... Wounded Knee Crunch

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 06, 2023 04:42 PM (Vwz3I)

225 Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?
Posted by: just the punchline at July 06, 2023 04:39 PM (Y1sOo)

Bowz gotta move, teepee full of shit!

Posted by: just another punchline at July 06, 2023 04:42 PM (v0R5T)

226 If the indians were so innocent and peaceful, why did they need peace pipes?

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 06, 2023 04:42 PM (BdMk6)

227 market manipulators are losing control with their army of sentiment-making 'bots

**********************

I read several studies that estimate 63% of internet traffic are bots.

63%

Posted by: A Bot Looking For Wubs at July 06, 2023 04:43 PM (VTu1l)

228 Final Fantasy XVI continues to crush game sales even as the Left wing shills scream about Jill only being pretty. From the game play she looks pretty powerful.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 04:43 PM (hbhtj)

229 We stole it from the guys who stole it from the guys before them, an on infinitim.
I'm more concerned with holding it for us from the next guys who are trying to steal it from us, and it's awful easy to notice Unilever and InBev hail from the same neck of the woods as the euro-weinies.

Posted by: From about that Time at July 06, 2023 04:44 PM (4780s)

230 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:41 PM (t0OGg)

Millenials, I should have known.

Posted by: DJ at July 06, 2023 04:44 PM (uosPt)

231
Tough to re-boycott a company already boycotted.

Sorry if you invested in those companies and they farted a nasty one and pulled the sheets up over your head while still collecting tens of millions in 'compensation' every year.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 06, 2023 04:44 PM (enJYY)

232 Also, I believe Unilever owns Gilette

Gillette is owned by Procter & Gamble.
Unilever owns Dove soap, B&J, and (sigh) Hellman's Mayo.

Posted by: Chuck C at July 06, 2023 04:44 PM (xttsV)

233 Fugawee French Vanilla

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 06, 2023 04:44 PM (a9CYf)

234 I've had Ben & Jerry's like once or twice maybe? It's not great. I just hope the people who make Haagen-Dazs or Blue Bell don't say anything stupid.

Posted by: Jarrod at July 06, 2023 04:44 PM (8V4wU)

235 They are already well know as leftists and will gain far more woke prog customers than lose what few conservatives customers they have.

That doesn't make sense. Alienating a bunch of potential customers vs reassuring regular customers.

This sort of open hatred of America perfectly timed to insult as many Heritage Americans as possible on Heritage America's sacred day, is on brand, but I'm not sure that the danger haired freaks that would appreciate the FU to Normals would cause them to buy more ice cream they can't afford.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 06, 2023 04:44 PM (p8A+W)

236 Ben and Jerry's Headquarters is located in Burlington Vermont.

I notice from the county property records that they have not deeded that property to the local injun tribe, the Abenaki and Mohicans.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2023 04:44 PM (L8Toh)

237 This chilly brunette in white is opposed to all of this weird contemporary neo-Maoism and so has decided to buy high-end gelato instead of Ben & Jerrys:
https://is.gd/JXspoL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:44 PM (t0OGg)

238 17 I think all of the Ben and Jerry's factories should definitely be shut down and given to Elizabeth Warren.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2023 04:12 PM (FD5dr)

Why stop there. Ben's AND Jerry's personal property should be taken and given to the nearest NA casino owners.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 06, 2023 04:44 PM (Rbu5d)

239 They also fuck the prom queen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:32 PM (LvTSG)

Said from one over-actor to another.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 06, 2023 04:45 PM (N1DT3)

240 Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 04:38 PM (VTu1l)

ESG is definitely making it worse.

Posted by: DJ at July 06, 2023 04:45 PM (uosPt)

241 on ad infitim.
Fugg'in autocorrect.

Posted by: From about that Time at July 06, 2023 04:45 PM (4780s)

242 Wow this is a quandary. I like that Unilever says fuck off to demands that they quit doing business but rooting for Ben and Jerry’s to collapse. ( I never buy B&J ice cream because the owners suck but mostly because BlueBell is available.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 04:45 PM (MNhXM)

243 228 Final Fantasy XVI continues to crush game sales even as the Left wing shills scream about Jill only being pretty. From the game play she looks pretty powerful.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 04:43 PM (hbhtj)

Jill is no Tifa

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:45 PM (xcxpd)

244 I miss the days when companies just tried to sell their products. When did that change, was it all because of the George Floyd riots? I am trying to remember if it was earlier.

Posted by: DJ at July 06, 2023 04:33 PM (uosPt)

--------

I think it started decades ago the corporate shakedowns by Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton (during the '80s, maybe even the '70s?) followed by Affirmative Action -- I could see it affecting hires and the C-suites while working in Northern California Bay Area Corporate America in the 90s, coincident with the Political Correctness movement escalating post-Reagan.

But yeah, I think the Summer of Love 2020 "mostly peaceful" Burning, Looting, and Murdering -- followed by subsequent billion dollar corporate shakedowns, with decades of radical Marxists having infiltrated HR and macadamia -- ratcheted it up another couple orders of magnitude.

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 04:45 PM (OEuiW)

245 Companies used to exist to make money, which we're now told is a bad thing. But what it really means is that you found an efficient way to meet people's needs. When you do you create value and wealth, which is the true foundation for progress.

Too many companies now ignore meeting people's needs. Disney is an obvious example, but it's becoming rife.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 06, 2023 04:45 PM (RqMSv)

246 They're very privileged; worth hundreds of millions of dollars each; are long in the tooth & have Long Island roots.

"Long Island has "rich historical roots begin with the Native American tribes who lived there and whose influence can still be felt today. Many towns still retain their early Native American names."

Let the old clowns commit now to returning their considerable profits/savings 1st. (PR stunt. Young people ask, "Who?")

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect & speeds the security clearance process. at July 06, 2023 04:45 PM (GshMh)

247 24 Where do they think we should go?

Turkey Hill is a good start. The ice cream, not the actual place.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 04:13 PM (qyOWd)

Blue Bunny. Valpo Velvet.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 06, 2023 04:46 PM (Rbu5d)

248 In 2023, we celebrate Co-dependence Day.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 04:46 PM (krQz2)

249 237 This chilly brunette in white is opposed to all of this weird contemporary neo-Maoism and so has decided to buy high-end gelato instead of Ben & Jerrys:
https://is.gd/JXspoL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:44 PM (t0OGg)

nipples

looks like she needs more milkshake tho

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:46 PM (xcxpd)

250 I read several studies that estimate 63% of internet traffic are bots.

63%
Posted by: A Bot Looking For Wubs at July 06, 2023 04:43 PM (VTu1l)
++++
*All* traffic? Given how much of the traffic consists of video streams, I find that hard to believe.

63 of search queries or social media hits I could believe (especially as AIs start scraping everything possible to add to their language models), but "all traffic" seems unlikely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:46 PM (t0OGg)

251 The guys I bought it from said it fell off the back of a truck! Honest!

Posted by: Peter 'New York' Minuit at July 06, 2023 04:46 PM (a9CYf)

252

1. All land is stolen land. The First Nation plight in this area isn't in any way special. For most of the US the land was "stolen" by someone else then either sold or ceded to the US.

2. Many many peoples have been treated as bad as First Nation peoples.

3. Almost every people on Earth had tribal or clan life until the modern world of empires bulldozed them.

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 06, 2023 04:46 PM (am7Lt)

253 These 2 have already sold their franchise and pocketed the money.
It's no skin off their noses.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 06, 2023 04:46 PM (MeG8a)

254 237 This chilly brunette in white is opposed to all of this weird contemporary neo-Maoism and so has decided to buy high-end gelato instead of Ben & Jerrys:
https://is.gd/JXspoL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:44 PM (t0OGg)

========

Looks like Kiera Knightley's brother in a wig.

0/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:46 PM (LvTSG)

255 Hey Ben and Jerry

You might have more cred if you gave all your property to the local native tribe so they can turn it into a casino to fleece other white fools.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 04:46 PM (hbhtj)

256 Hippie circle-jerk strikes again!

Posted by: Groovy Screwvy at July 06, 2023 04:47 PM (VsUo2)

257 Left wing shills scream about Jill only being pretty

****************

Lefties: We are offended by your protagonist being white, young and pretty!

Game Company: Fine, we'll make they/them ugly, fat and non-binary

Lefties: Yay we're finally represented!

Game Company: Great will you buy our games now?

Lefties: no

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 04:47 PM (VTu1l)

258 *macadamia?

Sometimes you feel like a nut ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 04:47 PM (OEuiW)

259 If the Indians would have organized the continent instead of killing each other they would have owned North America. They had centuries to do this but in the end they were just sad savages, similar to the Crips and Bloods.

Posted by: Redenzo at July 06, 2023 04:47 PM (V/pbu)

260 But didn't everyone just want to kill Tifa?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 04:47 PM (hbhtj)

261 Has PETA tried to free the indigenous cows they steal the milk from to make Ben n Jerry's ice cream?

I haven't had their ice cream for years. It was clear they didn't want people with my beliefs to buy their product.

Posted by: LizLem at July 06, 2023 04:48 PM (+mkOR)

262 This chilly brunette in white is opposed to all of this weird contemporary neo-Maoism and so has decided to buy high-end gelato instead of Ben & Jerrys:
https://is.gd/JXspoL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:44 PM (t0OGg)
........

I like 'em with the nose ring in the middle so you can tie them up straight to the feed trough.

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 04:48 PM (v0R5T)

263 Unilever is British owned aren't they? Based in London? Whew! I'm sure glad our betters, the limey wankers, never tried to take over any land!

Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 04:48 PM (oiNtH)

264 Breyers Ice Cream

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect & speeds the security clearance process. at July 06, 2023 04:48 PM (GshMh)

265 203 199 83 Scientists have discovered the oldest fossilized DNA remains in Alaska proving that the first Native Americans came from Europe across the land bridge in the last Ice Age and modern Native Americans are direct descendants of these ancient white Europeans
Posted by: SMOD

See: Kennewick Man
Posted by: Shepherd Lover

AKA Jean Luc Picard?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
------------
No, Indians on NOVA assure me that 10,000-year-old human footprints in NM prove Indians evolved here on their own and they aren't just the first [or second] immigrant group to arrive in N. America.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 06, 2023 04:48 PM (Vwz3I)

266 This chilly brunette in white is opposed to all of this weird contemporary neo-Maoism and so has decided to buy high-end gelato instead of Ben & Jerrys:
https://is.gd/JXspoL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:44 PM (t0OGg)

Crazy eyes, BUT.......

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 06, 2023 04:48 PM (BdMk6)

267 264 Breyers Ice Cream
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect & speeds the security clearance process. at July 06, 2023 04:48 PM (GshMh)

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But I hardly know her!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:48 PM (LvTSG)

268 There's a Indiana Jones and The Box-office Diaster joke about stealing and capitalism in this somewhere.

Posted by: Hollywood Writer at July 06, 2023 04:48 PM (zQVw+)

269 237 This chilly brunette in white is opposed to all of this weird contemporary neo-Maoism and so has decided to buy high-end gelato instead of Ben & Jerrys:
https://is.gd/JXspoL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:44 PM (t0OGg)

https://is.gd/bQC8QU

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 04:48 PM (ynpvh)

270 Unilever is British owned aren't they? Based in London? Whew! I'm sure glad our betters, the limey wankers, never tried to take over any land!
Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 04:48 PM (oiNtH)
++++
They used to be Dutch, I think, but are now British/Dutch. I dunno if there was an acquisition or if it was purely a regulatory/tax move to headquarter in London, or if I am wrong in my memory.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:49 PM (t0OGg)

271 Rocky Road of Tears

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2023 04:49 PM (63Dwl)

272 *All* traffic? Given how much of the traffic consists of video streams, I find that hard to believe.

*********

I think it's non-stream but I wouldnt be surprised if bots were streaming videos too in order to artificially inflate their view numbers.

Which I absolutely believe Amazon and Netflix does.

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 04:49 PM (VTu1l)

273 https://is.gd/bQC8QU
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 04:48 PM (ynpvh)
++++
That shit's funny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:49 PM (t0OGg)

274 Here in the Chicaga area, Oberweis.

Pricey, but damn, it's good.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 06, 2023 04:49 PM (a9CYf)

275 Posted by: Joe Mannix

What a weird photo. Weird angle. She's a pretty girl. She couldn't find a better photo of herself and her chilly nipples?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:49 PM (Keyt1)

276 See: Kennewick Man

Ours, bitchez!

-- the Ainu

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2023 04:49 PM (GzDfN)

277 Winegar's Ice Cream - Eastern WA. The best ice cream. Family owned and they are pretty conservative. Redneck Raspberry is homemade vanilla with a raspberry freezer jam ribbon. The bomb.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 06, 2023 04:50 PM (OgrpQ)

278 https://is.gd/JXspoL

Was looking so forward to the photo based on the description. Tanned brunette in a white anything is my favorite. But then she had to have that damn nose ring. I’d ask politely for her to remove it and put in a nice jeweled stud . I’d even buy it for her.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 04:50 PM (MNhXM)

279 What a weird photo. Weird angle. She's a pretty girl. She couldn't find a better photo of herself and her chilly nipples?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:49 PM (Keyt1)
++++
If I ever meet her, I'll try to take a better picture!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:50 PM (t0OGg)

280 Posted by: Joe Mannix

What a weird photo. Weird angle. She's a pretty girl. She couldn't find a better photo of herself and her chilly nipples?

---------------

Well, I guess I have to check out this picture now.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at July 06, 2023 04:50 PM (sX1BW)

281 Companies have used social issues for a long time to sell products. Hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet. The change came when they stopped promoting themes that played on patriotism and American values and adopted America hate instead.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2023 04:50 PM (ZLI7S)

282 Braum's ice cream is awesome!

https://en.wikipedia.org/
wiki/Braum%27s

Posted by: Emmie -- ArkanOklaMoMe RSVP by July 7, please! at July 06, 2023 04:50 PM (Emce2)

283 I like 'em with the nose ring in the middle so you can tie them up straight to the feed trough.

*****************************

So you met my OnlyFans girlfriend?

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 04:50 PM (VTu1l)

284 254 237 This chilly brunette in white is opposed to all of this weird contemporary neo-Maoism and so has decided to buy high-end gelato instead of Ben & Jerrys:
https://is.gd/JXspoL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:44 PM (t0OGg)

========

Looks like Kiera Knightley's brother in a wig.

0/10

Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler

Tranny month is June, not July -- catch up!

Posted by: Timing is everything at July 06, 2023 04:51 PM (VsUo2)

285 Stolen?

I thought the bulk was virtually empty and anotheer good chunk were prizes of war.

Posted by: Itimerant Alley Butcher at July 06, 2023 04:51 PM (ga8qR)

286 Why can't these old hippies just die already?

I hate hippies. I've hated them since I was a small child, and they just hang on forever, no matter how old and drunk and drugged they get. I think it's because they never fucking work.

COVID swept through old people who eat too much sugar like a wildfire, then monkeypox plagued the queers, and yet these two old ice cream loving buttpunchers keep on 'truckin'. Feh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 04:51 PM (oINRc)

287 252 1. All land is stolen land. The First Nation plight in this area isn't in any way special. For most of the US the land was "stolen" by someone else then either sold or ceded to the US.

what are you? some sort of *gasp* canadian?

Posted by: anachronda at July 06, 2023 04:51 PM (v3pYe)

288 It's nice to think that some boycott is hurting Unilever, but the entire market was down, and Unilever's drop was in line with others in its space.

And...Unilever sort of smacked down the B&J's board when they went after Israel.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2023 04:51 PM (PHmov)

289 285 Stolen?

I thought the bulk was virtually empty and anotheer good chunk were prizes of war.
Posted by: Itimerant Alley Butcher at July 06, 2023 04:51 PM (ga8qR)

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"You want this island I don't even own. Sure, I'll take some beads for it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:51 PM (LvTSG)

290 If the Indians would have organized the continent instead of killing each other they would have owned North America. They had centuries to do this but in the end they were just sad savages, similar to the Crips and Bloods.
Posted by: Redenzo at July 06, 2023 04:47 PM (V/pbu)

It could have been the red man's Wakanda.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 06, 2023 04:51 PM (BdMk6)

291 "This sort of open hatred of America perfectly timed to insult as many Heritage Americans as possible on Heritage America's sacred day, is on brand, but I'm not sure that the danger haired freaks that would appreciate the FU to Normals would cause them to buy more ice cream they can't afford.

Posted by: Reuben Hick"

This is true but nothing the left does anymore is rational. Huge parts of what they do it seem to be nothing more than pissing of conservatives to please their base, profits and reality be damned. .

Posted by: Ripley at July 06, 2023 04:51 PM (KrJTL)

292 260 But didn't everyone just want to kill Tifa?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 04:47 PM (hbhtj)

What? No...no...Tifa is BAE
....and stacked.
and packs a punch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:51 PM (xcxpd)

293 I've been boycotting Ben and Jerry's since they went after Israel. Calling Israeli settlements Occupied Palestinian Territory or OPT for short made pretty apparent where their sympathies lay.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 06, 2023 04:51 PM (t/2Uw)

294 @274: "Here in the Chicaga area, Oberweis. Pricey, but damn, it's good."

Gotta pay for all those failed political campaigns somehow!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 04:52 PM (k1Qly)

295 >>> They come out with new Indian themes for their ice cream flavors in order to virtue signal.

Seriously though, a better marketing plan for B&J's is to make a special flavor for tribes indigenous to Vermont, and then the proceeds go to those tribes. Or set up scholarships at Vermont colleges for indigenous students. Not this "let's tell people in an entirely different state what to do with their land."

But hey, I don't get paid the big bucks to go woke and run a brand into the ground, so...

Posted by: LizLem at July 06, 2023 04:52 PM (+mkOR)

296 Don't we often get tales about how Native Americans are more pure than us because they didn't even have concepts of ownership?

How can we steal from someone who doesn't own anything?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 04:52 PM (LvTSG)

297 210 I don't think I have ever had BJs ice cream. I don't pay $5 for 14 oz for ice cream.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 06, 2023 04:39 PM

I've never had an ice cream BJ, but I'd pay $5 for one. In or out of town!

Posted by: Perv Moron at July 06, 2023 04:52 PM (JCZqz)

298 She's already got her arms tied behind her back, she's bending over so you can tie her nose ring to a fence.

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 04:53 PM (v0R5T)

299 But didn't everyone just want to kill Tifa?

**********

you leave my waifu alone

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 04:53 PM (VTu1l)

300 https://is.gd/JXspoL

Perky!

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 06, 2023 04:53 PM (RqMSv)

301 COVID swept through old people who eat too much sugar like a wildfire, then monkeypox plagued the queers, and yet these two old ice cream loving buttpunchers keep on 'truckin'. Feh.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 04:51 PM (oINRc)
++++
Brutal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:53 PM (t0OGg)

302
I had a nice long running relationship with a young woman who claimed to be of Native American ancestry. Half a century later I found her Facebook page. She wasn't lying, some New Jersey tribe I assume CBD isn't in. But her Mom and Dad were huge and strange looking while she was a fox.

I bowed out. Protip: If you're not comfortable with how the Mom looks, might be time to look around some more.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 06, 2023 04:53 PM (enJYY)

303 Okay

Yuna or Tifa?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 04:54 PM (hbhtj)

304 Unilever is British owned aren't they? Based in London? Whew! I'm sure glad our betters, the limey wankers, never tried to take over any land! Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 04:48 PM (oiNtH)

Yeah, I have a different take on that. Note that the Limeys' offensive post was on July 4, the anniversary of when we declared independence from the British. We should give them Prince Harry back as a token protest.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 06, 2023 04:54 PM (7B5FA)

305 >>Stolen?

>>I thought the bulk was virtually empty and anotheer good chunk were prizes of war.

A large portion of New England was either given or traded by the natives to the new comers. The official name of the area my town is on is named for the chief who sold the land to settlers.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2023 04:54 PM (ZLI7S)

306 Uh.. Ben? Jerry? You do know that the American Natives practiced slavery before a Black Man went to court so he could legally enslave another Black Man here?

So... yer pro Slavery? nice to know.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2023 04:54 PM (oHd/0)

307 I've never tried Ben and Jerrys stuff. Unable to participate in the boycott.

Kurt Schlichter has a good column at Town Hall and MTG just got voted out of the Freedom Caucus.

Posted by: Fool Otto at July 06, 2023 04:54 PM (DB16e)

308 298 She's already got her arms tied behind her back, she's bending over so you can tie her nose ring to a fence.
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 04:53 PM

So lucky!!! (Sobs)

Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 06, 2023 04:55 PM (JCZqz)

309 This attractive, smiling woman in red is not chilly, yet she can get men to buy her ice cream-not Ben and Jerry's-' almost whenever she wants:

tinyurl.com/td89u34c

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:55 PM (Keyt1)

310 OT: MTG kicked out of House Freedom Caucus:

https://tinyurl.com/yc4hssnd

Posted by: DJ at July 06, 2023 04:55 PM (uosPt)

311 303 Okay

Yuna or Tifa?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 04:54 PM (hbhtj)

Yes

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 06, 2023 04:55 PM (N1DT3)

312 Yeah, I have a different take on that. Note that the Limeys' offensive post was on July 4, the anniversary of when we declared independence from the British. We should give them Prince Harry back as a token protest.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 06, 2023 04:54 PM (7B5FA)
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We give them Harry to even the score.

We send them Meghan as a warning to never do it again.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:55 PM (t0OGg)

313 292 260 But didn't everyone just want to kill Tifa?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 04:47 PM (hbhtj)

What? No...no...Tifa is BAE
....and stacked.
and packs a punch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 04:51 PM (xcxpd)

Okay, had to look up...
Tifa >>> Queen Latifa

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 04:55 PM (ynpvh)

314 Don't we often get tales about how Native Americans are more pure than us because they didn't even have concepts of ownership?

They knew what slaves were.

Posted by: Itimerant Alley Butcher at July 06, 2023 04:55 PM (ga8qR)

315 We should give them Prince Harry back as a token protest.

With Megan Markle shipped back in pieces.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 04:55 PM (hbhtj)

316 We should give them Prince Harry back as a token protest.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 06, 2023 04:54 PM (7B5FA)

I think they paid Hunter Biden $10,000,000 to keep Harry and his whore here!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2023 04:55 PM (PHmov)

317 I bowed out. Protip: If you're not comfortable with how the Mom looks, might be time to look around some more.

**************

wise man told me once: "son, before you marry a woman, ask yourself if you'd bang her mom too"

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 04:55 PM (VTu1l)

318 Damn!

[taps out]

Posted by: Pravda at July 06, 2023 04:55 PM (SyLKR)

319 This attractive, smiling woman in red is not chilly, yet she can get men to buy her ice cream-not Ben and Jerry's-' almost whenever she wants:

tinyurl.com/td89u34c
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:55 PM (Keyt1)
++++
I dunno. I'm not sure I want ice cream that some dame used for ski practice...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:56 PM (t0OGg)

320 Yikes-wrong thread!

Posted by: Pravda at July 06, 2023 04:56 PM (SyLKR)

321 A large portion of New England was either given or traded by the natives to the new comers. The official name of the area my town is on is named for the chief who sold the land to settlers.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2023 04:54 PM (ZLI7S)

And the history of the American Indian tribes is one of constant Warfare and Migrations. So, just which Tribes get which land? What year PRIOR to Europeans arrival will we make THAT decision on?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2023 04:56 PM (oHd/0)

322 They had centuries to do this but in the end they were just sad savages, similar to the Crips and Bloods. Posted by: Redenzo at July 06, 2023 04:47 PM (V/pbu)

By the way, this is my long-standing prediction for what happens when CW2 comes. The denizens of the blue cities won't be venturing out to fight us because they'll be too absorbed in fighting each other.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 06, 2023 04:57 PM (7B5FA)

323 Ben and Jerry's makes money selling overly expensive ice cream. None of their hippie consumers cares whether they are hypocrites.

My favorite Ben and Jerry story was before they sold to Unilever and they had a rule that the highest paid employee could make no more than 10 (maybe it was 20) times the lowest. And they committed to hiring a CEO of color. And they couldn't find one who would work for such low pay!

They put out some statement about it blah blah we couldn't reconcile these principles blah blah.

Nobody cared.

Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2023 04:57 PM (pwExq)

324 The Erie are gone because they were into surprise canal.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 06, 2023 04:57 PM (Vwz3I)

325 A large portion of New England was either given or traded by the natives to the new comers. The official name of the area my town is on is named for the chief who sold the land to settlers.
Posted by: JackStraw

One of the early settlements was on land 'gifted' by the locals. It was in brackish lowland. Locals used it for hunting only and expected the settlement to die off. Locals got impatient after a few years and attacked.

Posted by: Itimerant Alley Butcher at July 06, 2023 04:57 PM (ga8qR)

326 I hate hippies. I've hated them since I was a small child, and they just hang on forever, no matter how old and drunk and drugged they get. I think it's because they never fucking work.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 04:51 PM

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

Posted by: Eric Cartman at July 06, 2023 04:57 PM (xttsV)

327 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 04:51 PM (oINRc)

Are Ben and Jerry gay?

There are plenty of people-some here even-who are in their 70's who are nice, conservative people. Eventually everybody dies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:57 PM (Keyt1)

328 This attractive, smiling woman in red is not chilly, yet she can get men to buy her ice cream-not Ben and Jerry's-' almost whenever she wants:

tinyurl.com/td89u34c
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:55 PM (Keyt1)
........

and maybe a Mercedes.

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 04:57 PM (v0R5T)

329 Pitch Meeting, "Indiana Jones and the Dysentery of Devestation":

https://youtu.be/7N5nQPNCNkg

Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2023 04:58 PM (L8Toh)

330 Isn't the whole business and marketing model of B and J's a play on the Grateful Dead and other Boomer nostalgia?

How they survive the passing of the Boomers is unclear to me anyways, so maybe this stupidity is attention grabbing by a company that wants to stay relevant.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 06, 2023 04:58 PM (FCbAQ)

331 The Erie are gone because they were into surprise canal.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 06, 2023 04:57 PM (Vwz3I)
+++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:58 PM (t0OGg)

332 319 This attractive, smiling woman in red is not chilly, yet she can get men to buy her ice cream-not Ben and Jerry's-' almost whenever she wants:

tinyurl.com/td89u34c
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:55 PM (Keyt1)
++++
I dunno. I'm not sure I want ice cream that some dame used for ski practice...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:56 PM (t0OGg)

Hmmm.... she could share my Cabin in Tahoe next winter.... /wink wink.. nudge nudge...

I'll even throw in a Season Pass...

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2023 04:58 PM (oHd/0)

333 Well it was called the Love Canal...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 04:58 PM (hbhtj)

334 This woman's piercings are much more elegant to go along with her high beams!

https://tinyurl.com/2x8uj4zb

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2023 04:58 PM (PHmov)

335
Scientists have discovered the oldest fossilized DNA remains in Alaska proving that the first Native Americans came from Europe across the land bridge in the last Ice Age and modern Native Americans are direct descendants of these ancient white Europeans

It's apparently illegal to discuss for some reason, but the arrowheads from some area of France are almost exact duplicates of the ones found here. Alien transport?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 06, 2023 04:58 PM (enJYY)

336 There is a town in Nebraska, Whiteclay that is just over the border from the Pine Ridge Reservation where the noble Lakota live. Whiteclay has a population of 12. It also has a liquor store that sells the most single cans of beer in the entire U.S.

Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2023 04:58 PM (gmo/4)

337 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:56 PM (t0OGg)

Sorry. Don't understand your comment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:59 PM (Keyt1)

338 People who say shit like this are illiterate about history. Every country, area, territory out there has changed hands over the centuries, millennia. Various groups of people take over through war, mass migration, or whatever.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 06, 2023 04:59 PM (0Htd1)

339 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 04:51 PM

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter
Posted by: Eric Cartman at July 06, 2023 04:57 PM (xttsV)

Crank up some Slayer. Works every time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Offering Lame Jokes Aplenty at July 06, 2023 04:59 PM (xPJvm)

340 They used to be Dutch, I think, but are now British/Dutch. I dunno if there was an acquisition or if it was purely a regulatory/tax move to headquarter in London, or if I am wrong in my memory.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Read some more (duh) and you are right.

Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 04:59 PM (oiNtH)

341 wise man told me once: "son, before you marry a woman, ask yourself if you'd bang her mom too"
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

Losers think about it. Winners do it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 04:59 PM (CPEoI)

342 Hey, Ben, Hey Jerry ... give me your money.

Posted by: ChiefWantingWampum at July 06, 2023 04:59 PM (Q3oNv)

343 We need to keep making virtue signaling very, very expensive.

Posted by: Eternity Matters at July 06, 2023 04:59 PM (MTm8X)

344 This woman's piercings are much more elegant to go along with her high beams!

***********

I'd ride that like a stolen moped

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 04:59 PM (VTu1l)

345 This woman's piercings are much more elegant to go along with her high beams!

https://tinyurl.com/2x8uj4zb
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2023 04:58 PM (PHmov)
++++
She's very pretty. I think my income would probably need to increase by at least another $225k to get her phone number, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 04:59 PM (t0OGg)

346 I hate hippies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 04:51 PM)

I lived in Berkeley.

You have no idea.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2023 04:59 PM (PHmov)

347 If the Indians (woo woo) wanted to win, they should have fought harder.

Posted by: Weasel at July 06, 2023 05:00 PM (RG6z4)

348 I really don't pay attention to any babes and boobs pictures except some of Joes, but good try CBD!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 05:00 PM (Keyt1)

349 Don't we often get tales about how Native Americans are more pure than us because they didn't even have concepts of ownership? They knew what slaves were. Posted by: Itimerant Alley Butcher at July 06, 2023 04:55 PM (ga8qR)

Fun fact: The Emancipation Proclamation and the 13th Amendment didn't apply to the Indian tribes in Oklahoma. The Army unofficially visited them and suggested that they should free their slaves around 1866-68.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 06, 2023 05:00 PM (7B5FA)

350 Dan Bongino ( from a American Thinker article) says a Biden family member is the only one not searched to get that cocaine in

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 05:00 PM (xhxe8)

351 341 wise man told me once: "son, before you marry a woman, ask yourself if you'd bang her mom too"
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

Losers think about it. Winners do it.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 04:59 PM (CPEoI)

lol

The Hunter Biden motto

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 05:00 PM (xcxpd)

352 Sorry. Don't understand your comment.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:59 PM (Keyt1)
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LOL. Don't worry. It wasn't worth understanding. A stupid joke that didn't work well in the slightest

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 05:00 PM (t0OGg)

353 wise man told me once: "son, before you marry a woman, ask yourself if you'd bang her mom too"
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 04:55 PM (VTu1l)

I didn't meet the Ex's parents until 2 days before the wedding...

Talk about a YUGE mistake.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2023 05:00 PM (oHd/0)

354 Conveniently buried in all this 'give back the land' tripe is when the Eastern tribes joined in with the British to slaughter US colonists just for kicks and giggles and some wampum, only to be left behind holding the bag when the Brits gave up and took off to England.

"Heh, sorry about all those massacres; can we be pals, now?"
"Just keep moving west, Cochise, and we'll get along just fine. Oregon's good for a start."

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 06, 2023 05:00 PM (a9CYf)

355 Atomic Skis are a great brand.

Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2023 05:00 PM (gmo/4)

356 I'm in Tenerife Spain now, and Ben and Jerry's is advertised all over the place here. Guess what. The Spanish completely eradicated the natives in the 1400s and took there land. Sound familiar. They need to tell Spain to quit selling their shiaty ice cream here.

Posted by: Mishdog at July 06, 2023 05:01 PM (56aBk)

357 I've never seen so many CEOs just run out of the Board Room and scream "Alu Akbar!" and then explode some sort of Woke suicide vest they're wearing.

Posted by: Boswell at July 06, 2023 05:01 PM (K+UlC)

358 I lived in Berkeley.

You have no idea.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2023 04:59 PM (PHmov)

My dad went to SF State and had to go to Berkeley a lot in the 60's. He has shirt that said Bezerkeley.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 06, 2023 05:01 PM (OgrpQ)

359 299 But didn't everyone just want to kill Tifa?
**********
you leave my waifu alone
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 04:53 PM

You don't need the kick-ass girl to be your waifu...you just need a sweet country girl to cook for you and make lots of babies.
https://tinyurl.com/v5w5d5c9

Posted by: Cow girl from Goblin Slayer at July 06, 2023 05:01 PM (JCZqz)

360 354 Conveniently buried in all this 'give back the land' tripe is when the Eastern tribes joined in with the British to slaughter US colonists just for kicks and giggles and some wampum, only to be left behind holding the bag when the Brits gave up and took off to England.

"Heh, sorry about all those massacres; can we be pals, now?"
"Just keep moving west, Cochise, and we'll get along just fine. Oregon's good for a start."
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 06, 2023 05:00 PM (a9CYf)

=========

"And we were just about to found Pittsburg, too."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 05:01 PM (LvTSG)

361 Isn't Brackish a TV series about a black-Asian family??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 06, 2023 05:01 PM (Vwz3I)

362 Losers think about it. Winners do it.

***********************

Oh hey honey before we get hitched I thought I'd let you know I smashed your mom like a screen door in a hurricane

Was that wrong... should I not have done that...

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 05:01 PM (VTu1l)

363 Ben and Jerry, you stole my land, my beads, my dignity to make your "ice cream."

Give me everything you own.

Posted by: ChiefWantingWampum at July 06, 2023 05:01 PM (Q3oNv)

364 >>And the history of the American Indian tribes is one of constant Warfare and Migrations. So, just which Tribes get which land? What year PRIOR to Europeans arrival will we make THAT decision on?

Most of the movies and stories about the fighting with the Indians we hear is focused on the west but there were huge battles in the early colonies with Indians and shifting allegiances between Indian tribes and settlers.

The did as much fighting among themselves as with settlers and some of the early settlements would not have survived had it not been for certain tribes siding with settlers against other tribes.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2023 05:01 PM (ZLI7S)

365 wise man told me once: "son, before you marry a woman, ask yourself if you'd bang her mom too"
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

Losers think about it. Winners do it.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 04:59 PM (CPEoI)
++++
This man knows his shit.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 06, 2023 05:02 PM (t0OGg)

366 334 This woman's piercings are much more elegant to go along with her high beams!

https://tinyurl.com/2x8uj4zb
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2023 04:58 PM (PHmov)

also nipples
and more milkshake

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 05:02 PM (xcxpd)

367 MTG getting booted from the freedom caucus... connected to her catfighting with Lauren Boebert, and Lauren won? Or that being Kevin McCarthy's side piece messed with her brain?

Posted by: LizLem at July 06, 2023 05:02 PM (+mkOR)

368 Fuckin hippies get off MY lawn!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2023 05:02 PM (8GBH4)

369 335
Scientists have discovered the oldest fossilized DNA remains in Alaska proving that the first Native Americans came from Europe across the land bridge in the last Ice Age and modern Native Americans are direct descendants of these ancient white Europeans

It's apparently illegal to discuss for some reason, but the arrowheads from some area of France are almost exact duplicates of the ones found here. Alien transport?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 06, 2023 04:58 PM (enJYY)

There is a term for similar technological development happening in other places. Sorta like the term Convergent Evolution...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 05:02 PM (ynpvh)

370 You don't need the kick-ass girl to be your waifu...you just need a sweet country girl to cook for you and make lots of babies.
https://tinyurl.com/v5w5d5c9

**************

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 05:03 PM (VTu1l)

371 Are Ben and Jerry gay?

>>>Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:57 PM (Keyt1)

Yes, do you have a problem with that?

Posted by: test field at July 06, 2023 05:03 PM (LLfOe)

372 wise man told me once: "son, before you marry a woman, ask yourself if you'd bang her mom too"
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 04:55 PM

My dad said something like that, too, but I was pretty high at the time, so I might have messed it up a bit.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 06, 2023 05:03 PM (JCZqz)

373 Yeah, Clovis arrowheads are similar to ones found in France IIRC.

And that 10,000 year old thing? Kinda suspect as it all depends upon how wide a swathe of the US got its C-14 clocks reset. It is called the Younger Dryas Impact Hypothesis which is also used to explain why the Clovis Culture died out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 05:03 PM (hbhtj)

374 We stole that land fair and square.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at July 06, 2023 05:03 PM (Q3oNv)

375 This woman's piercings are much more elegant to go along with her high beams!

https://tinyurl.com/2x8uj4zb
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2023 04:58 PM (PHmov)
........

photo caption:

Ha ha ha ha! Like that butt?!

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 05:03 PM (v0R5T)

376 connected to her catfighting with Lauren Boebert, and Lauren won? Or that being Kevin McCarthy's side piece messed with her brain?

*********

Yes

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 05:03 PM (VTu1l)

377 They had centuries to do this but in the end they were just sad savages, similar to the Crips and Bloods. Posted by: Redenzo at July 06, 2023 04:47 PM (V/pbu)

By the way, this is my long-standing prediction for what happens when CW2 comes. The denizens of the blue cities won't be venturing out to fight us because they'll be too absorbed in fighting each other.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 06, 2023 04:57 PM (7B5FA)

In the blue shitholes it'll be killing just for the thrill of killing. Much like it is now.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 06, 2023 05:04 PM (BdMk6)

378 There is a term for similar technological development happening in other places. Sorta like the term Convergent Evolution...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 05:02 PM (ynpvh)
++++
The Scottish called it "steam engine time."

When it turned out that Watt and some German dude both patented steam engines damn near simultaneously despite having never met and having no common friends or professional associates, some Scottish nobleman reported shrugged and said, "I guess it was just steam engine time."

I love the idea of "steam engine time."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 05:04 PM (t0OGg)

379 Are Ben and Jerry gay? >>>Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:57 PM (Keyt1)

***********

What was that line from Shawshank

"They're not gay, you have to be human first"

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 05:04 PM (VTu1l)

380
wise man told me once: "son, before you marry a woman, ask yourself if you'd bang her mom too"
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger

Losers think about it. Winners do it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 04:59 PM

I think there's an entire gazzilion byte directory on PronHub devoted to that genre.

Or, so I've been told.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 06, 2023 05:04 PM (enJYY)

381 Rocky Road of Tears

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2023 04:49 PM (63Dwl)

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Rainbow Paiute.
Navaholitan.
Cherry Key People.

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 05:05 PM (7ssgH)

382 I see it now: Ben and Jerry get their way and 99% of America is handed back to the Indians. The 1% that is not: Manhattan cause they paid for it fair and square with $24 worth of beads.

And guess where Ben and Jerry live.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at July 06, 2023 05:05 PM (Q3oNv)

383 >>>what are you? some sort of *gasp* canadian?

I hate the "Native American" label they weren't "born" here they immigrated like everyone else.

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 06, 2023 05:05 PM (am7Lt)

384 356 I'm in Tenerife Spain now, and Ben and Jerry's is advertised all over the place here. Guess what. The Spanish completely eradicated the natives in the 1400s and took there land. Sound familiar. They need to tell Spain to quit selling their shiaty ice cream here.

Posted by: Mishdog at July 06, 2023 05:01 PM (56aBk)

Isn't Tenerife the site of one of the worst plane disasters in history (two planes, at the airport, one taking off hitting to other)?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 05:05 PM (ynpvh)

385 It's apparently illegal to discuss for some reason, but the arrowheads from some area of France are almost exact duplicates of the ones found here. Alien transport?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 06, 2023 04:58 PM (enJYY)

Actually had this thought last night... Asia, Europe, Africa, Americas.... all had the bow and arrow... but other technologies, like Smithing... even Farming.. were hit and miss or totally missed by some societies.

If you could track Back to the first bows... you could get an idea of how migration, at least of ideas (and thus people) worked.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2023 05:05 PM (oHd/0)

386
And all the goods we made by hand
are nowadays made in Wuhan

AMERICAN PEOPLE!
AMERICAN TRIBE!
Too bad it's gone
Joe took a bribe......

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 05:05 PM (geLO8)

387 When it turned out that Watt and some German dude both patented steam engines damn near simultaneously despite having never met and having no common friends or professional associates, some Scottish nobleman reported shrugged and said, "I guess it was just steam engine time."

No, you can thank us!

Posted by: The Metallic Ob Entities at July 06, 2023 05:05 PM (gmo/4)

388 "...there were huge battles in the early colonies with Indians and shifting allegiances between Indian tribes and settlers."

read
That Dark and Bloody River: Chronicles of the Ohio River Valley
By: Allan W. Eckert

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 06, 2023 05:06 PM (MeG8a)

389 Cow Girl?

You no like the High Elf or the Priestess or Maiden?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 05:06 PM (hbhtj)

390 Yuna uses guns but....still gotta go with Tifa.
Very fit.
Tifa also doesn't have an annoying laugh.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 05:06 PM (xcxpd)

391 I hate the "Native American" label they weren't "born" here they immigrated like everyone else.

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 06, 2023 05:05 PM (am7Lt)

Yeah, not only was I born here, my Family was here before this country was founded... does that make ME a Native American?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2023 05:06 PM (oHd/0)

392 "It's great to be with a wiener!"

Posted by: Luis Tiant for Colonial Franks at July 06, 2023 05:07 PM (T0tUU)

393 So, we give America back to the Indians...while they support Russia annexing Ukraine?

It's almost like none of this was ever meant to make sense.

Posted by: Inspector kemp at July 06, 2023 05:07 PM (nJ1bF)

394 Dan Bongino ( from a American Thinker article) says a Biden family member is the only one not searched to get that cocaine in

Imagine being such a complete piece of shit that as soon as cocaine turns up everybody immediately assumes its yours.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 06, 2023 05:07 PM (9yUzE)

395 371 Are Ben and Jerry gay?

>>>Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:57 PM (Keyt1)

Yes, do you have a problem with that?

Posted by: test field at July 06, 2023 05:03 PM (LLfOe)

I don't want to know how their chocolate ice cream is made.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 05:07 PM (ynpvh)

396 390 Yuna uses guns but....still gotta go with Tifa.
Very fit.
Tifa also doesn't have an annoying laugh.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 05:06 PM (xcxpd)

==========

When Tifa became an aunt, though, it was time to just leave her alone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

397 Hey YD, I was a hippie back in the day. But then I grew up. There are a lot of us. We did have a legitimate cause then being anti war. I have different causes now. Today's hippies live on the street in tents or cardboard boxes, do drugs, defecate where they want and the government supports their lifestyle. I don;t think those people will ever grow up.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 06, 2023 05:07 PM (t/2Uw)

398 That Dark and Bloody River: Chronicles of the Ohio River Valley
By: Allan W. Eckert
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 06, 2023 05:06 PM (MeG8a)

I love the Pawnee mural on Parks & Rec.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 06, 2023 05:07 PM (7B5FA)

399 It's apparently illegal to discuss for some reason, but the arrowheads from some area of France are almost exact duplicates of the ones found here. Alien transport?
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I've got it!

The White House coke was left there by time travellers responsible for the coke found in ancient Egyptian tombs! Or the ancient Peruvia coke trade wasn't limited to across the Atlantic to the Mediterranean, thus Egypt, but as far north as D.C.!

Too bad Thor Heyerdahl is dead.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 06, 2023 05:08 PM (Vwz3I)

400 1. All land is "stolen" from somebody.
2. They should have had better security.
3. The cops don't even respond to crimes under $99 paid for in beads and trinkets.
4. Where exactly do ben and jerry and the unilever board live?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2023 05:08 PM (8GBH4)

401 361 Isn't Brackish a TV series about a black-Asian family??

Dont know about that but it's an awesome song by Kittie.

Posted by: Fool Otto at July 06, 2023 05:08 PM (DB16e)

402 Tenerife is the island.

When the KLM 747 sheared through the Pan Am 747, the airport was called Los Rodeos.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 05:08 PM (hbhtj)

403 There is video of Ashley Biden was rubbing up against Joe on the WH balcony July 4th.

Trash

Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2023 05:08 PM (gmo/4)

404 When Tifa became an aunt, though, it was time to just leave her alone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

aunts can be hot....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 05:09 PM (xcxpd)

405 Haagen-Daz is owned by General Mills.

General Mills pulled a Ben and Jerry by pulling its Pillsbury plant out of "stolen land" north of Jerusalem under pressure from some terrorist-loving Jew-hating organization.

Posted by: bed head at July 06, 2023 05:09 PM (Y1sOo)

406 >>> Guess what. The Spanish completely eradicated the natives in the 1400s and took there land. Sound familiar. They need to tell Spain to quit selling their shiaty ice cream here.

Breitbart had a story yesterday about the Indian Caste system. Apparently a member of the ruling political party and ruling caste system peed on camera on a person from the lowest Indian tribal caste. It's caused a huge uproar and embarrassment for the ruling political party.

Wait, Asian Indians have native tribal people?? And they are greeted like scum? Says all of gen z taught nothing about history.

Posted by: LizLem at July 06, 2023 05:09 PM (+mkOR)

407 4. Where exactly do ben and jerry and the unilever board live?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2023 05:08 PM (8GBH4)

Ewww... so I think the proper response to this is...

OK, Ben? Jerry? You go first.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2023 05:09 PM (oHd/0)

408 Twitter threatening to sue Meta over trying to copy the Twitter code to build Threads and scraping Twitter for user data.

And that's why Musk temporarily limited Twitter.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2023 05:10 PM (ZLI7S)

409 Experts baffled by White House invoking Hatch Act to dodge Hunter cocaine question: 'ridiculous'

Democrat ethics expert says even if Biden campaign staffer were 'high as a kite,' the Hatch Act would not cover the cocaine in question

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 05:10 PM (geLO8)

410

wise man told me once: "son, before you marry a woman, ask yourself if you'd bang her mom too"
////

Losers think about it. Winners do it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 04:59 PM

Rick you *are* the father.

Posted by: Zombie Jerry Springer at July 06, 2023 05:10 PM (enJYY)

411 Why don't they donate all their land to the Indians?

Posted by: jeff at July 06, 2023 05:10 PM (Rviza)

412 404 When Tifa became an aunt, though, it was time to just leave her alone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

aunts can be hot....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 05:09 PM (xcxpd)

=========

Not Aunt Tifa, though. The crowd she started hanging out with...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 05:10 PM (LvTSG)

413 In the blue shitholes it'll be killing just for the thrill of killing. Much like it is now.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 06, 2023 05:04 PM (BdMk6)

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Rural communities (being composed of generally self-reliant individuals) are more likely to band together to protect their neighborhoods from the roving bands of zombies fleeing the cities and suburbs.

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 05:11 PM (7ssgH)

414 Isn't Tenerife the site of one of the worst plane disasters in history (two planes, at the airport, one taking off hitting to other)?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 05:05 PM

Yup. It's also a great place for a week or so vacation. All sorts of interesting things to do, and very unique landscapes. Porn star Zoe Doll is from there, too....or, uh, so I've heard.

Posted by: Perv Moron at July 06, 2023 05:11 PM (JCZqz)

415 Not Aunt Tifa, though. The crowd she started hanging out with...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 05:10 PM (LvTSG)

Ah...I see.
Trannys.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 05:11 PM (xcxpd)

416 Yes, quite a few people grew up from being hippies to being conservatives. My husband is another one who had a political conversion.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 05:12 PM (Keyt1)

417 Are Ben and Jerry gay?

>>>Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:57 PM (Keyt1)

Yes, do you have a problem with that?
Posted by: test field

I'll pass on the salted caramel.

Posted by: Itimerant Alley Butcher at July 06, 2023 05:12 PM (ga8qR)

418 404 When Tifa became an aunt, though, it was time to just leave her alone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

aunts can be hot....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 05:09 PM (xcxpd)

Aunt Tifa was so hot she started riots wherever she went...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 05:12 PM (ynpvh)

419 Ben Cohen? Clearly this backlash is nothing more than an exercise in anti-Semitism and white supremacy.

Posted by: It's the only plausible explanation at July 06, 2023 05:12 PM (dE+9W)

420 415 Not Aunt Tifa, though. The crowd she started hanging out with...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 05:10 PM (LvTSG)

Ah...I see.
Trannys.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 05:11 PM (xcxpd)

========

It was a pun! Now, if I could find a pocket to pick...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 05:12 PM (LvTSG)

421 >>It's apparently illegal to discuss for some reason, but the arrowheads from some area of France are almost exact duplicates of the ones found here. Alien transport?

maybe there are only a few different ways to make arrowheads

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 05:12 PM (geLO8)

422 aunts can be hot....

Like Tony Stark scoping out Aunt May?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 05:12 PM (hbhtj)

423 404 When Tifa became an aunt, though, it was time to just leave her alone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 05:07 PM (LvTSG)

aunts can be hot....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 05:09 PM

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Aunt Cass at July 06, 2023 05:13 PM (JCZqz)

424 aunts can be hot....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 05:09 PM (xcxpd)

Aunt Tifa was so hot she started riots wherever she went...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 05:12 PM (ynpvh)

Brought a whole new meaning to the term 'Smoke Show'?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2023 05:13 PM (oHd/0)

425 422 aunts can be hot....

Like Tony Stark scoping out Aunt May?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 05:12 PM (hbhtj)

*nods*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 05:13 PM (xcxpd)

426 409 Experts baffled by White House invoking Hatch Act to dodge Hunter cocaine question: 'ridiculous'

Democrat ethics expert says even if Biden campaign staffer were 'high as a kite,' the Hatch Act would not cover the cocaine in question

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 05:10 PM (geLO

Was the cocaine used to promote a candidate by a Fed employee?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 05:13 PM (ynpvh)

427 Does B & J's have a conservative base? I thought they were more like the NPCs who make up Colbert's audience.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 06, 2023 05:13 PM (zXxZ3)

428 Why does our side continue to refer to leftists and communists as “liberals?”

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 06, 2023 05:14 PM (GUILE)

429 Rope-bound woman in Native American garb perplexes July 4 paradegoers in eastern Iowa

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 05:14 PM (geLO8)

430 Their ice cream is over priced mediocre stuff... There is much better out there

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2023 05:14 PM (bs+z0)

431 Like Tony Stark scoping out Aunt May?

************

Now that was an AILF if I ever saw one

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at July 06, 2023 05:14 PM (VTu1l)

432 Are Ben and Jerry gay?

>>>Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 04:57 PM (Keyt1)

Yes, do you have a problem with that?
Posted by: test field

Conversely,
How many generations have to be born on a land before they are deemed 'native born' or 'natives'.

Posted by: Itimerant Alley Butcher at July 06, 2023 05:15 PM (ga8qR)

433 422 aunts can be hot....

Like Tony Stark scoping out Aunt May?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 05:12 PM (hbhtj)

Hey, Marissa Tomei is a hottie. Even my wife things so.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 05:15 PM (ynpvh)

434
Twitter threatening to sue Meta over trying to copy the Twitter code to build Threads and scraping Twitter for user data.

And that's why Musk temporarily limited Twitter.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2023 05:10 PM

My experience with Facebook is such that within 60 seconds of signing up for 'Threads' I'll be shadow-banned.

:: Continues working on meme of Biden sitting next to 'Chief' in 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest' ::

Posted by: Zombie Jerry Springer at July 06, 2023 05:15 PM (enJYY)

435 The losers in a war generally lose all their land, possessions and women. Why are the indians so special? Ohhhhh... that's right because the USA will always be destined to be the country shamed for being created.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2023 05:15 PM (8GBH4)

436 So how many Final Fantasy do we have here?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 05:15 PM (hbhtj)

437 General Mills pulled a Ben and Jerry by pulling its Pillsbury plant out of "stolen land" north of Jerusalem under pressure from some terrorist-loving Jew-hating organization.
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The New York Times did that?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 06, 2023 05:15 PM (Vwz3I)

438 425 422 aunts can be hot....

Like Tony Stark scoping out Aunt May?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 05:12 PM (hbhtj)

*nods*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 05:13 PM (xcxpd)

Well if your aunt looks like Marisa Tomei, then yeah. Duh.

Posted by: I at July 06, 2023 05:15 PM (dE+9W)

439 399 I've got it!

The White House coke was left there by time travellers responsible for the coke found in ancient Egyptian tombs! Or the ancient Peruvia coke trade wasn't limited to across the Atlantic to the Mediterranean, thus Egypt, but as far north as D.C.!

it got there via the portal at the stone circle on the skinwalker ranch.

Posted by: anachronda at July 06, 2023 05:16 PM (v3pYe)

440 NOOD Bill DeBalsio

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 05:17 PM (ynpvh)

441 We need a pithy explanation why history belongs to the winners.

------------

Caesar said it best. Veni, Vidi, Vici.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at July 06, 2023 04:14 PM (sX1BW)

Dead men have no rights.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2023 05:17 PM (eoQWY)

442 Isn't Tenerife the site of one of the worst plane disasters in history (two planes, at the airport, one taking off hitting to other)?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 05:05 PM

Yes!.... You are correct. Miscommunication between tower and two planes. That incident led to English being the standard for tower communication across the world.

Posted by: Mishdog at July 06, 2023 05:18 PM (56aBk)

443 429 Rope-bound woman in Native American garb perplexes July 4 paradegoers in eastern Iowa
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 05:14 PM (geLO

Cedar Rapids is just weird

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 05:18 PM (xcxpd)

444 442 Isn't Tenerife the site of one of the worst plane disasters in history (two planes, at the airport, one taking off hitting to other)?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 05:05 PM

Yes!.... You are correct. Miscommunication between tower and two planes. That incident led to English being the standard for tower communication across the world.

Posted by: Mishdog at July 06, 2023 05:18 PM (56aBk)

Seem to recall something about fog, too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 05:19 PM (ynpvh)

445 Ben & Jerry have been hippy Communists since they began in my book

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 05:19 PM (xhxe8)

446 443 429 Rope-bound woman in Native American garb perplexes July 4 paradegoers in eastern Iowa
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 05:14 PM (geLO

Cedar Rapids is just weird

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 05:18 PM (xcxpd)

Sounds S&M. Sure it wasn't a carry-over from Pride Month?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 05:19 PM (ynpvh)

447 The losers in a war generally lose all their land, possessions and women. Why are the indians so special? Ohhhhh... that's right because the USA will always be destined to be the country shamed for being created.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2023 05:15 PM (8GBH4)

They keep telling me how advanced Indians are and how they believed woozy ideas how the land belongs to everyone. Well the Pilgrims were everyone, right? Shut the hell up.

Yeah, I know that actual Indian tribes had no such ideas and fought like everyone else did.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2023 05:19 PM (eoQWY)

448 447 The losers in a war generally lose all their land, possessions and women. Why are the indians so special? Ohhhhh... that's right because the USA will always be destined to be the country shamed for being created.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2023 05:15 PM (8GBH4)

They keep telling me how advanced Indians are and how they believed woozy ideas how the land belongs to everyone. Well the Pilgrims were everyone, right? Shut the hell up.

Yeah, I know that actual Indian tribes had no such ideas and fought like everyone else did.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 06, 2023 05:19 PM (eoQWY)

They didn't own the land, they had "Territories"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 05:21 PM (ynpvh)

449 I thought those aging hippies who founded it, no longer had anything to do with the company.

Posted by: Montec at July 06, 2023 05:21 PM (Cr2ZZ)

450 Never ate nor purchased Ben and Jerry's product. Had a deep dislike of those two hippie commies from the beginning.

The idea of seizing their properties and giving it to a local tribe is a good one. Start with their dwellings.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at July 06, 2023 05:23 PM (Zvtjl)

451 Start with Waterbury Center.

Posted by: ruralcounsel at July 06, 2023 05:24 PM (96wFa)

452 She's already got her arms tied behind her back, she's bending over so you can tie her nose ring to a fence.
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 04:53 PM (v0R5T)

Or to your belt buckle.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at July 06, 2023 05:34 PM (Zvtjl)

453
This would be multinational conglomerate Unilever, who has a problematic history in the Belgian Congo, with various palm oil concessions.

Complete with slavery, because they paid shitty wages for dangerous work. This, as late as 1911-1940.

https://tinyurl.com/22w3hewy

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 06, 2023 05:36 PM (n+4am)

454 The thing is, the only reason Mt. Rushmore is distinguishable from literally 1000s of other mountains in the same forested region is because some "colonizers" had the vision, expertise and means to carve a work of art out of it, then build roads and walkways so people could access it (all while preserving the natural beauty that was already there). Take away the faces, break up the walkways and tear apart the roads, which is how it was when it was "indian land", and nobody wants it.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at July 06, 2023 05:39 PM (hwQUl)

455 The Indians stole from somebody , too. Now it is being stolen by third-worlders.

Posted by: free tibet at July 06, 2023 05:41 PM (1wtUm)

456 I hate hippies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 04:51 PM)

I lived in Berkeley.

You have no idea.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2023 04:59 PM (PHmov)
______________

Preach it, brother!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023 05:49 PM (YqDXo)

457 I never liked them, ever.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 06, 2023 05:59 PM (qZdIZ)

458 454 The thing is, the only reason Mt. Rushmore is distinguishable from literally 1000s of other mountains in the same forested region is because some "colonizers" had the vision, expertise and means to carve a work of art out of it, then build roads and walkways so people could access it (all while preserving the natural beauty that was already there). Take away the faces, break up the walkways and tear apart the roads, which is how it was when it was "indian land", and nobody wants it.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at July 06, 2023 05:39 PM (hwQUl)

Um, there's gold in them thar hills.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 06:08 PM (ynpvh)

459 Ben & Jerry's backed anti-nuclear concerts to try to shut down Seabrook decades ago. This is just anther flavor of a long history of promoting values most Americans don't agree with. There was also some kerfluffle recently about them in Israel. Nothing new here.

Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at July 06, 2023 06:18 PM (0tmoY)

460 I'll swallow your souls!

Posted by: Little White Dove Warren at July 06, 2023 06:21 PM (fY84s)

461 Liberals love this lie that America was stolen from Indians. No it was purchased from them, it's not our fault they valued beads and raccoon pelts.

It's like if I sold an old rotted out Ford Mustang for $250 bucks. I don't get to scream that it was stolen from me when the new owner restores it and then has a $75,000 car.

Remember these tribes are also people who have said "our tribes land is anywhere that we have set or eyes on" so it's basically the dog peeing to claim possession theory.

Leftist only hate people taking over land when it's Europeans doing it, they'll actually praise people like the Maori who went to New Zealand and slaughtered the people who lived there out of existence, but then scream about the Dutch who did less damage in their claiming of the island.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 06, 2023 07:21 PM (0Zl/+)

462 I’m trying to think of land that wasn’t “stolen”, anywhere. (Are the Turks guilt ridden and wanting to cough up Anatolia to a new crop of Byzantines?)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 06, 2023 07:43 PM (7IPpw)

463 30: soon enough, in TX, it WILL be a “steaming 45 degrees”.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 06, 2023 07:51 PM (7IPpw)

464 I don't know why anyone eats it, it's not even good ice cream. I'ts just frozen fluff with chunks of tasteless sugar chucked in it.
Wherever you are, there is a better local alternative.

As far as Conservatives buying it, hopefully the Bud-wise-up events have shown that you shouldn't buy from people that hate you and that you can hurt them right back for very little effort.

Posted by: stv at July 06, 2023 08:48 PM (RZQaA)

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On the Fourth of July, Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Demands that America Be Given Back to the Indians;Its Parent Company Unilver Loses $2.6 Billion in Stock Valuation

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On the Fourth of July, Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Demands that America Be Given Back to the Indians;
Its Parent Company Unilver Loses $2.6 Billion in Stock Valuation