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Former NYC Communist Mayor Bill DeBlasio: My Wife and I Are Re-Committing to an Open Marriage So That We Can Both Date Other Women
The headline from the NYT:The New York Times strains to paint this open bisexual marriage as a Love Story for the ages. It's filled with pictures like this:
Bill de Blasio and Chirlane McCray Are Separating
Mr. de Blasio's marriage helped fuel his campaign for mayor of New York, and his intense personal and political bond with his wife drew admiration and scrutiny.
Bill Clinton has a similar arrangement.
About two months ago, after another stale Saturday night of binge-watching television at their Brooklyn home, Bill de Blasio and Chirlane McCray surprised themselves. It began with an offhand remark: "Why aren't you lovey-dovey anymore?" Mr. de Blasio, the former New York City mayor, asked, according to Ms. McCray, his wife.
It moved quickly, both said, into the sort of urgently searching dialogue that had been necessary for years but avoided until that moment: a full accounting of their relationship, what they wanted, what they were not getting. "You can't fake it," Ms. McCray said Tuesday from their kitchen table. "You can feel when things are off," Mr. de Blasio said, "and you don't want to live that way." They made their decision that night. Mr. de Blasio and Ms. McCray are separating. They are not planning to divorce, they said, but will date other people. They will continue to share the Park Slope townhouse where they raised their two children, now in their 20s -- the vinyl-sided hub of a thoroughly modern political family whose mixed-race symbolism helped send a spindly progressive long shot to City Hall.
They love each other you guys. They just want to bang other people.
And as with much about their marriage, they see lessons for others even in its tumult, both for workaday couples negotiating the challenges of growing old together and for the small subset who expose themselves to the uncommon glare of public scrutiny. "I can look back now and say, 'Here were these inflection points where we should have been saying something to each other,'" Mr. de Blasio said. "And I think one of the things I should have said more is: 'Are you happy? What will make you happy? What's missing in your life?'" ... They were visually, viscerally distinctive, particularly after 12 years of Michael R. Bloomberg -- a living testament, supporters said, to the breadth and promise of New York: Black and white, short and tall, inclined to dance in public. They were so affectionate at news conferences that aides sometimes winced.
... They cited the Covid crisis -- which arrived just as Mr. de Blasio said he had begun seeing a therapist for whom he quickly had little time -- as an all-consuming external shock that suppressed more probing discussions of what their post-City Hall lives might look like. ("It made me emotionally very needy," he said, "and we were not as connected.") ... They married in 1994, under a tree in Prospect Park, with two gay men officiating, before a reception with a "Super Freak" dance break and a heap of cannoli.I see no red flags here. No red flags here, either: Bill DiBlasio admits he had some doubts about marrying "Mrs. McCray." Given, you know, that she was an avowed lesbian.
"For the guy who took the chance on a woman who was an out lesbian and wrote an article called 'I Am a Lesbian,'" Mr. de Blasio said, "there was a part of me that would at times say, 'Hmmm, is this like a time bomb ticking? Is this something that you're going to regret later on?' So I always lived with that stuff."Nah, it'll be fine. Oh, and this isn't a huge cliche at all: Bill DiBlasio is now dyeing his hair jetblack.
I hear he'll be employing The D.E.N.N.I.S. system in his dating life. He decided it was time to retire from politics, and start getting b's-deep inside some strange.
... In the 18 months since he left office, Mr. de Blasio has seemed at times to be casting about, personally and professionally. Last year, he looked in the mirror and did not feel like himself. "I never anticipated ever doing anything with hair color," he said of his now strikingly dark close-crop, adding that the current shading is a bit more pronounced than he intended. "But I like feeling what I feel."
Socialists despise people making their own money -- real wealth is extracted by politicos from the government, you know.
More public was a short-lived congressional run that persuaded Mr. de Blasio that it was "time for me to leave electoral politics." (More recently, the city's Conflicts of Interest Board ordered him to pay nearly $500,000 in reimbursements and fines for using his security detail on presidential campaign trips.)
This is so totally normal you guys. Update: Andrea Peyser notes that it's clearly De Blasio -- whose real name is "Warren Wilhelm, Jr.," but I guess he changed it to run for office in NYC -- who is being c*cked here. The wife can't wait to get nose-deep in some strange. Corrected: I wrote that his real name is "William Wilhelm Jr." It's Warren Wilhelm Jr. I can't believe he even changed his first name.
... They will continue to share the home "for the time being," Ms. McCray said. For now, a photo of the couple in Times Square on New Year's Eve still greets visitors, which may come to include suitors.
Thanks to FenelonSpoke. Update 2: de Blasio's dye job! [CBD]
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 06, 2023 05:14 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 06, 2023 05:14 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 06, 2023 05:15 PM (OgrpQ)
That can't be real. This is a Babylon Bee excerpt right?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 05:15 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 06, 2023 05:16 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Inspector kemp at July 06, 2023 05:17 PM (nJ1bF)
Posted by: DanMan at July 06, 2023 05:17 PM (DB6tu)
This Regime Press Release very vaguely, very gingerly alludes to DeBlasio "supporting" his lesbian wife's ventures, without being so gauche as to bring up dollar amounts.
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 05:17 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 05:18 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 06, 2023 05:18 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2023 05:18 PM (bs+z0)
Are you saying that motherf***er isn't real?
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 05:18 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2023 05:18 PM (rJ7Hd)
Seriously, that really happened.
Posted by: Inspector kemp at July 06, 2023 05:18 PM (nJ1bF)
https://tinyurl.com/mr3ewdcn
After "stealing" millions and millions from "Thrive NY" they couldn't afford to live separately?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 05:18 PM (Keyt1)
The 'Cuck Shed' will not lack for occupants.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 06, 2023 05:18 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Offering Lame Jokes Aplenty at July 06, 2023 05:20 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Inspector kemp at July 06, 2023 05:20 PM (nJ1bF)
Posted by: Freaks at July 06, 2023 05:20 PM (dE+9W)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 05:20 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: DanMan at July 06, 2023 05:21 PM (DB6tu)
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 05:21 PM (7ssgH)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 06, 2023 05:21 PM (ph6bb)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 06, 2023 05:21 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 06, 2023 05:21 PM (hSa/7)
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 05:22 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Unkaren at July 06, 2023 05:22 PM (6lU5U)
Posted by: KJP is a race and gender swapped Side Show Bob at July 06, 2023 05:22 PM (QpUKb)
I don’t think he could gross me out anymore tbh. His “There’s a burger element to this?”
Smacking his lips during the Scamdemic while urging people to get jabbed with burgers and fries almost ruined burgers for me.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 06, 2023 05:22 PM (ph6bb)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 05:22 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: From about that Time at July 06, 2023 05:22 PM (4780s)
yeah i just added that. thanks to Fenelon for that Peyser piece.
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 05:23 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2023 05:23 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: Unkaren at July 06, 2023 05:22 PM (6lU5U
Exactly... Why would anyone care what these two weirdos do ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2023 05:23 PM (bs+z0)
Yes.
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 05:23 PM (KRtlO)
***************
After seeing that i feel much better about having an OnlyFans girlfriend now
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 05:23 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 06, 2023 05:04 PM (BdMk6)
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Do they have any young children he can rape in the fight for Pedo Rights -- or does he have to buy & import them from the Mexican cartels?
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 05:23 PM (7ssgH)
All sex, all the time.
LGBTQWTFBBQ, "open" marriage, drag shows, kiddiep0rn, you name it.
Yeesh. You'd think everyone would be WORN OUT already
Posted by: JQ at July 06, 2023 05:23 PM (Gkog9)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 06, 2023 05:24 PM (OgrpQ)
I'm sure the story gets stranger and of course, all the reporters kept it quite so he could get elected because he's a democrat.
Posted by: WisRich at July 06, 2023 05:24 PM (G0vdT)
leave the
Posted by: sage advice at July 06, 2023 05:24 PM (v3pYe)
—
20 years ago this would have been an Onion article.
Posted by: Montec at July 06, 2023 05:24 PM (Cr2ZZ)
Wait a minute!
You're telling me that the real life, communist, biracial version of "Chasing Amy" didn't actually work out to be happily ever after?!?!
Why I...I...I feel like I've been lied to.
That movie lied to me!
*shakes fist*
Damn your lying cinematic fantasies, Kevin Smith!
Damn you!!!
also, you could stand to lose a few pounds.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 06, 2023 05:24 PM (fb7jX)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 05:24 PM (Xhy9V)
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 05:24 PM (bP3W+)
7th Grade Sex Ed circa 2023:
You see, when a man loves a lesbian very much and they are biracial ...
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 06, 2023 05:25 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2023 05:25 PM (G0bXQ)
Psaki during her Sunday show also attempted to scare Muslims from being purportedly "recruit[ed]" by the GOP in opposing LGBTQ curriculum they found "age-inappropriate." A similar MSNBC narrative ran on June 21, and was also blasted by Mitchell as "ludicrous" for portraying Muslim parents as "dupes" for the political right.
He added it was time for "liberal commentators" like Psaki "to accept that Muslim parents are independent, intelligent people speaking for themselves."
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 05:25 PM (bP3W+)
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 05:25 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 06, 2023 05:25 PM (ga8qR)
I really don't want to think about "Lovey -dovey" and those two
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2023 05:25 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Montec at July 06, 2023 05:26 PM (Cr2ZZ)
Posted by: JQ at July 06, 2023 05:26 PM (Gkog9)
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"Leave the Wife, Take the Cannoli."
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 05:26 PM (7ssgH)
LOL
When does the NYT not beclown themselves these days?
Posted by: Biergood at July 06, 2023 05:26 PM (FQWHA)
—
20 years ago this would have been an Onion article.
Posted by: Montec at July 06, 2023 05:24 PM (Cr2ZZ)
Check the date, that's nearly 30 years ago.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 05:26 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Eromero at July 06, 2023 05:26 PM (Uv0D2)
isn't De Blasio's real name some kind of German type deal like Wilhelm Shitzhiemer?
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schiit
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2023 05:27 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 06, 2023 05:27 PM (ph6bb)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 05:27 PM (xcxpd)
Warren Wilhelm had a heap of cannolis at his wedding, huh?
What a city NY is.
They all tell you how streetwise they are, and then vote in a gap-toothed German mental case with a black wife, because he pulls out the checkered tablecloths and goes "yeaaah, we're justa coupla spicy meata-balls, justa like-a you, ya buncha gabagools! Now get those finnochios ovah heah - we gotta knot to tie!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 05:27 PM (oINRc)
I really don't want to think about "Lovey -dovey" and those two
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2023 05:25 PM (bs+z0)
Apparently, it involves cucumbers, GoJo, and a turtle.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 06, 2023 05:28 PM (fb7jX)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2023 05:28 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at July 06, 2023 05:28 PM (MvF+J)
Smacking his lips during the Scamdemic while urging people to get jabbed with burgers and fries almost ruined burgers for me.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 06, 2023 05:22 PM (ph6bb)
How can such a paragon have lost power?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 05:28 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Montec at July 06, 2023 05:24 PM (Cr2ZZ)
But it was thirty years ago.
Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2023 05:28 PM (pwExq)
The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy topside so we can take 'em to a nice comfortable place below deck and, you know, they can't refuse, because of the implication.
Posted by: Dennis System at July 06, 2023 05:29 PM (dE+9W)
A similar MSNBC narrative ran on June 21, and was also blasted by Mitchell as "ludicrous" for portraying Muslim parents as "dupes" for the political right.
MITCHELL!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2023 05:29 PM (63Dwl)
One day their kids will be discovered in a abandoned warehouse next to Gallagher's giant hammer.
Shame.
Posted by: 29Victor at July 06, 2023 05:29 PM (M+gBW)
Posted by: Eromero at July 06, 2023 05:26 PM (Uv0D2)
The Paolo can help with this.
Posted by: Paolo at July 06, 2023 05:29 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Pompatus of Love at July 06, 2023 05:29 PM (7B5FA)
Posted by: Zombie Felix Pappalardi at July 06, 2023 05:29 PM (T0tUU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 05:30 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Dennis System at July 06, 2023 05:29 PM (dE+9W)
That sounds kinda rape-y.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2023 05:30 PM (G0bXQ)
A similar MSNBC narrative ran on June 21, and was also blasted by Mitchell as "ludicrous" for portraying Muslim parents as "dupes" for the political right.
MITCHELL!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2023 05:29 PM (63Dwl)
Joe Don Baker IS Mitchell!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 05:30 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: gp Extends His Arms, Retracts His Nipples at July 06, 2023 05:30 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2023 05:30 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2023 05:30 PM (bs+z0
It's cuk-bait.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2023 05:31 PM (G0bXQ)
Smacking his lips during the Scamdemic while urging people to get jabbed with burgers and fries almost ruined burgers for me.
Posted by: thathalfrican
I got jabbed with burgers and fries. Made me grimace.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2023 05:31 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Ewwww at July 06, 2023 05:31 PM (g/aWt)
The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy topside so we can take 'em to a nice comfortable place below deck and, you know, they can't refuse, because of the implication.
Posted by: Dennis System at July 06, 2023 05:29 PM (dE+9W)
Capt. Stabbin, is that you?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 05:31 PM (xcxpd)
These people are capital N narcissistic. Of course they do.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 06, 2023 05:31 PM (ph6bb)
Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2023 05:31 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 05:31 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: mr tmz at July 06, 2023 05:32 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: steevy at July 06, 2023 05:32 PM (FQmDC)
Why I dislike Noo Yawkas, ch 739
Posted by: Ex GOP at July 06, 2023 05:32 PM (GUILE)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2023 05:32 PM (PHmov)
Posted by: Montec
My cousin from The City just luuuuuuuuuuvves them. Smith College grad, shameless thief, lesbian, thief, and cold hearted bitch. Did I mention she works for one of Soros's non-profit communist companies? And is a shameless thief?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2023 05:32 PM (cn09p)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 05:32 PM (CSOL/)
Posted by: Gref at July 06, 2023 05:32 PM (AMIL/)
DeBlasio - a German who fakes being Italian did all the things which are an affront to N. E. Americans of Italian heritage. Married a black lesbian. How did that go down at the corner deli while buying meats for the anitipasto?
And the wife did all the things which are an affront to black Americans - A lesbian married to a white liberal. I bet she dishes about him at the hair salon while getting a weave.
They were like a case study in how to reform these two sub-cultures of America to make them more like the nuts in CA.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2023 05:32 PM (C/xsI)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2023 05:30 PM (bs+z0
David French called to say that "these are the blessings of a Judeo/Christian/Satan marriage!"
Posted by: Boswell at July 06, 2023 05:33 PM (K+UlC)
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 06, 2023 05:33 PM (f1kZG)
Posted by: t-bird at July 06, 2023 05:33 PM (CaJIi)
Make sure you get the front money!
Posted by: Harry and Meghan at July 06, 2023 05:33 PM (7B5FA)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 06, 2023 05:33 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 06, 2023 05:33 PM (ph6bb)
Posted by: Ewwww at July 06, 2023 05:34 PM (g/aWt)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 06, 2023 05:34 PM (hSa/7)
This couple of biracial, bisexuals make John Fetterman seem somewhat normal. I mean his wife only zip-lined in Canada while her hubby was in the nut house.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 06, 2023 05:34 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: washrivergal at July 06, 2023 05:34 PM (XeHMZ)
I hope their photo is woven into the welcome mat so at least you can wipe your feet on it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 05:34 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 06, 2023 05:34 PM (31h8z)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 06, 2023 05:34 PM (hSa/7)
This story is enough of an up-chuck.. Don't add to it...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2023 05:34 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 06, 2023 05:33 PM (CecP5)
I thought the thing about Kamala was that she gave head.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2023 05:34 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 06, 2023 05:35 PM (wtvvX)
The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy topside so we can take 'em to a nice comfortable place below deck and, you know, they can't refuse, because of the implication.
That's the second time you've used that word. What implication?
Posted by: Move-In After Completion at July 06, 2023 05:35 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2023 05:35 PM (8GBH4)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 05:35 PM (xcxpd)
Montell Williams wouldn’t fuck with cokeheads! He ran a legitimate daytime talk show!
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at July 06, 2023 05:35 PM (ph6bb)
Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2023 05:35 PM (pwExq)
Whatever it takes.
Posted by: Gary Hartpence at July 06, 2023 05:35 PM (7B5FA)
Posted by: Zombie Emil Sitka at July 06, 2023 05:35 PM (T0tUU)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2023 05:34 PM (llON
She gives COKEhead.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 06, 2023 05:35 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: dead groundhog at July 06, 2023 05:35 PM (ntbNG)
😂
Posted by: Ex GOP at July 06, 2023 05:35 PM (GUILE)
Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2023 05:35 PM (pwExq)
Mrs (Ms? Mx??) DeB seems to be not so fond of wieners.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2023 05:36 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2023 05:36 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 06, 2023 05:36 PM (hSa/7)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2023 05:30 PM (G0bXQ)
You're misunderstanding. If the girl said "no" then the answer obviously is "no." But the thing is she's not gonna say "no", she would never say "no" because of the implication.
Posted by: It's always sunny with Dennis at July 06, 2023 05:36 PM (dE+9W)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 05:37 PM (CSOL/)
Posted by: Jada Pinkett-Smith at July 06, 2023 05:37 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2023 05:37 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 06, 2023 05:37 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 06, 2023 05:37 PM (7B5FA)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
This is actually insulting to hog's asses.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2023 05:38 PM (cn09p)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 06, 2023 05:38 PM (BHrzb)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 06, 2023 05:38 PM (hSa/7)
So, they stay married and she doesn't have to say where the 8 billion dollars went that she stole.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 05:37 PM
There you go, reading the law again.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 06, 2023 05:38 PM (enJYY)
Too cheap to divorce, too lazy to separate.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 06, 2023 05:37 PM (Bd6X
Still married, can't be compelled to testify against each other.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2023 05:39 PM (llON8)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 05:39 PM (Xhy9V)
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I honestly believe you're subjecting your eyes to potential neurological damage if you look at their pictures too long
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 05:39 PM (VTu1l)
Used to fucking 10 million people at a time, watching his wife play tongue hocket with her galpal's love mound with more aplomb than the Rangers has to hurt.
Posted by: sven at July 06, 2023 05:39 PM (X0I7i)
Still married, can't be compelled to testify against each other.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2023 05:39 PM (llON
And no ugly, publicly embarrassing revelations about just where all that fuckin' money went.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 05:39 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 06, 2023 05:39 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 06, 2023 05:39 PM (llON8)
What more proof is needed?
My theory is that this perversion is what drives their nihilistic desire to destroy society.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 06, 2023 05:40 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 05:40 PM (Xhy9V)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 05:40 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2023 05:40 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 05:40 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2023 05:41 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 06, 2023 05:41 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at July 06, 2023 05:41 PM (5iFFd)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2023 05:41 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: D.E.N.N.I.S. at July 06, 2023 05:41 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2023 05:42 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 06, 2023 05:42 PM (rH1KZ)
But here's the deal. Nobody cares.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 06, 2023 05:42 PM (kXYt5)
You are welcome, ace. I enjoyed Peyser's takedown.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 05:42 PM (Keyt1)
>> So, they stay married and she doesn't have to say where the 8 billion dollars went that she stole.
It wasn't quite 8 billion, it was 850 million in one program and 750 million in another program, for a cool 1.6 billion.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 05:42 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: huerfano at July 06, 2023 05:42 PM (7zEAH)
I've never been less inclined to ask, 'Does the carpet match the drapes'.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 06, 2023 05:43 PM (enJYY)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqCs6Pl2wgo
Posted by: D.E.N.N.I.S. at July 06, 2023 05:43 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 06, 2023 05:43 PM (rH1KZ)
I won't watch the news any more because of it, she's now pointing out "why did they say that.." in the news. Even 19 year old Junior-ette is beginning to see the bs lies for what they are.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 06, 2023 05:44 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Frank N. Stien at July 06, 2023 05:44 PM (hSa/7)
Too cheap to divorce, too lazy to separate.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 06, 2023 05:37 PM (Bd6X
More like they can't testify against each other with this arrangement.
Posted by: Beartooth at July 06, 2023 05:44 PM (zQVw+)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 06, 2023 05:33 PM (CecP5)
If Kammie resigns for possessing illegal drugs (or any other reason), the Democrats also lose their Joe Dies in the next 18 months insurance policy against Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy becoming President. Because I cannot see any House Republicans voting for anyone Joe nominates as his new VP.* High stakes indeed.
*But I would not be totally surprised if enough GOPe cucks voted for Whitchmer to get her approved as replacement VP.
Posted by: Gref at July 06, 2023 05:44 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2023 05:45 PM (gmo/4)
Guy even messed up the Biden Hair-Sniffing Move.
Sniffing older, mature women's hair like that, he'll never be the Democrat Preezy candidate.
DeBlasio's gonna have to find him some Black preteens' hair to sniff if he wants to be frauded into the White House.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 06, 2023 05:45 PM (fb7jX)
For which one?
Yeah back to the model building. Boxing in and detailing the main landing gear wells for the GWH TBD-1 knowing 99.9% of the people who will view this model when completed won't even see these details.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 05:45 PM (hbhtj)
Posted by: George Bluth at July 06, 2023 05:46 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: BEN at July 06, 2023 05:46 PM (QzLEO)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 05:46 PM (Xhy9V)
No, not if he's not running for office anymore.
Posted by: t-bird at July 06, 2023 05:46 PM (CaJIi)
Must be cool to be rich, and have all those medical pros at your fingertips. Unlike Modonna, I bet regular old workaday creatures from Alpha Centauri can't even find Earth doctors who can treat them for flesh-eating Centauran monkeypox after their mating orgies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 05:46 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 06, 2023 05:43 PM (enJYY)
They would both have to be weaves, so who knows.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2023 05:46 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 05:47 PM (hbhtj)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2023 05:47 PM (d2bW3)
It's a mansion, media. Everything in park slope, even if you share walls with your neighbors, is a freaking mansion.
Supposedly he was seen with bags leaving the house. So I don't think the lovey dovey, we will continue to live together while dating other problem narrative will hold up for long. She'll get the house.
Tons of elites have this kind of arrangement, but are super quiet about it. I wonder why they felt the need to make a big "look at us" declaration. She going to date jada pinkett smith or something?
Posted by: LizLem at July 06, 2023 05:48 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: North Korean anchorwoman at July 06, 2023 05:48 PM (3quNi)
Posted by: Montec at July 06, 2023 05:48 PM (Cr2ZZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 05:48 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: White House Tourist at July 06, 2023 05:48 PM (/MvYl)
**************
This little fuckpiss even wrecked horse carriage rides in central park because "animal cruelty"
In a just universe there's an SMOD that just passed Uranus on its way to NYC
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 05:48 PM (VTu1l)
Too cheap to divorce, too lazy to separate.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 06, 2023 05:37 PM (Bd6X
More like they can't testify against each other with this arrangement.
Posted by: Beartooth at July 06, 2023 05:44
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This.
And it begs the question of what's been hidden?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2023 05:49 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: D.E.N.N.I.S. at July 06, 2023 05:49 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 06, 2023 05:49 PM (/MvYl)
Posted by: Bang-a-gong at July 06, 2023 05:50 PM (MZ46G)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 05:50 PM (hbhtj)
Dante's unique afro hairstyle became an iconic symbol during his father's campaign, solidifying his status as a prominent political figure.
Hair makes the man.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 06, 2023 05:50 PM (kXYt5)
Posted by: Impudent Warwick at July 06, 2023 05:50 PM (f/6Wb)
This is the story of open sea sex blackmail with women and kids.
Remember G. Maxwell was obsessed with the fact there were no laws in the ocean. She founded a country and had passports made for it. (Terra something).
The Gang is a smart bunch.
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 06, 2023 05:50 PM (jfjER)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 05:50 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2023 05:47 PM
No. I'll demand they live up to their ideology, then laugh my ass off while I assert ownership of my land. Live by Alinsky, get fucked by Alinsky.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2023 05:50 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: D.E.N.N.I.S. at July 06, 2023 05:51 PM (KRtlO)
So, William William -- a man so cucked they named him twice.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2023 05:51 PM (C/xsI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 05:52 PM (hbhtj)
Chirlane to Jada Pinkett Smith: Hold my beer.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 05:52 PM (lCaJd)
So, William William -- a man so cucked they named him twice.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 06, 2023 05:51 PM
Point of order...I believe it's *Warren* Wilhelm.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2023 05:52 PM (Wnv9h)
It's rhetorical question, obviously.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023 05:53 PM (YqDXo)
The big "Who gives a shit?" event of the decade.
Posted by: Mrs. Biden's last words at July 06, 2023 05:53 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 06, 2023 05:50 PM (kXYt5)
Heeeyyyy.
Not so fast.
There are some of manly men who scoff at hair. Follicles are overrated.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2023 05:53 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2023 05:53 PM (PVx3i)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 06, 2023 05:50 PM (kXYt5)
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In many ways, this too is the story of Rachel Maddow.
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 05:54 PM (MKYyq)
Posted by: An Observation"
Makes sense except I'm not sure she is allowed to highly controlled areas without an escort. Even the Biden team know she is a loose cannon fruitcake.
Posted by: Ripley at July 06, 2023 05:54 PM (KrJTL)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 05:54 PM (P1L5Z)
Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at July 06, 2023 05:54 PM (2wS81)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2023 05:52 PM (Wnv9h)
Was he the dude who did the scream?
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 06, 2023 05:54 PM (fKIdX)
The only person crazy enough to bring cocaine into the White House, and then stupid enough to leave it somewhere, is Hunter.
His unconscious urge to sabotage Daddy is still in full effect.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 06, 2023 05:55 PM (2tUFv)
ah yeah, I screwed up. He changed his first name too? Wow.
Posted by: D.E.N.N.I.S. at July 06, 2023 05:55 PM (KRtlO)
Can't ask for the cough medicine bc "that's drug seeking behavior"
Le Coof
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 06, 2023 05:55 PM (jfjER)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 06, 2023 05:56 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2023 05:56 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 06, 2023 05:54 PM
Nah...Munch.
*falls from height...screams*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2023 05:56 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: An Observation"
Yeah! It's the half Negress. All Negros are drug fiends!
Posted by: Hunter and Joe at July 06, 2023 05:56 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2023 05:53 PM (PVx3i)
+++++
I think he is too stupid to get depressed. He has dyed his hair, ready to be a wild and crazy bachelor.
See?
Posted by: washrivergal at July 06, 2023 05:57 PM (XeHMZ)
Posted by: D.E.N.N.I.S. at July 06, 2023 05:55 PM
Not surprising...he's a form of weasel.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2023 05:57 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 06, 2023 05:57 PM (17s+e)
The only person crazy enough to bring cocaine into the White House, and then stupid enough to leave it somewhere, is Hunter.
His unconscious urge to sabotage Daddy is still in full effect.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 06, 2023 05:55 PM (2tUFv)
I spent too many hours of my life in Psychology 101 through 441 to do anything other then give you a 'high five'.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 06, 2023 05:58 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: tubal at July 06, 2023 05:58 PM (PCK5/)
'His unconscious urge to sabotage Daddy is still in full effect.'
So you don't buy that he's just that big a fuck up?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 06, 2023 05:58 PM (roH4R)
Dante's unique afro hairstyle became an iconic symbol during his father's campaign, solidifying his status as a prominent political figure.
Hair makes the man.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 06, 2023 05:50 PM (kXYt5)
People actually voted for him because his son had an afro?
I really wish voters would stop living down to the expectations of campaign strategists.
Posted by: Emmie -- ArkanOklaMoMe RSVP by July 7, please! at July 06, 2023 05:58 PM (Emce2)
Here's a tidbit you may not know about Bill & Chirlene's don, Dante:
Dante's unique afro hairstyle became an iconic symbol during his father's campaign, solidifying his status as a prominent political figure.
Hair makes the man.
Posted by: Muldoon
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I remember that. Some New Yorker writer was all about Dante's hair. I can't remember the name, but I'm sure it was an AWFL.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 05:58 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 05:58 PM (oiP+6)
*Warren* Wilhelm.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2023 05:52 PM (Wnv9h)
It'sa DeBlasio, ya fanook! I'm a Sicilian. They call me Becco on da street! Don't make me come ovah theah! Te fugo!
Posted by: Da Mayuh at July 06, 2023 05:58 PM (oINRc)
It was to free up the valuable real estate by the Javits Center, where the stables were, for his crony buddies to buy, and then to get kickbacks from them. The animal cruelty was a woke cover story.
Man, I'd totally forgotten just how big a scumbag mayor he actually was, this thread is totally reminding me.
Posted by: LizLem at July 06, 2023 05:59 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 06, 2023 05:59 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: tubal at July 06, 2023 05:59 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: anachronda at July 06, 2023 05:59 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2023 05:53 PM (PVx3i)
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He didn't condemn enough elderly people to premature deaths during the Covid PsyOp compared to the leading handful of Dem Dream Team Governors -- so clearly not ready for the Big Leagues.
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 05:59 PM (MKYyq)
https://youtu.be/tNBL5OMeuno
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 06, 2023 06:00 PM (OTXUv)
His unconscious urge to sabotage Daddy is still in full effect.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 06, 2023 05:55 PM (2tUFv)
________________
His self-destructive tendencies extend to his father.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2023 06:00 PM (YqDXo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUafzOXHPE
Posted by: D.E.N.N.I.S. at July 06, 2023 06:00 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 06:00 PM (oiP+6)
Posted by: pawn at July 06, 2023 06:00 PM (wsHtO)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 06:00 PM (Xhy9V)
Posted by: Da Mayuh at July 06, 2023 05:58 PM
Then you're probably Greek. Hyeso, vre haze!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2023 06:01 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: The Woodchuck Guild at July 06, 2023 06:01 PM (tUUeN)
Posted by: tubal at July 06, 2023 06:01 PM (PCK5/)
See?
Posted by: washrivergal at July 06, 2023 05:57 PM (XeHMZ)
A guy in his 60's trying to be some 40 year old stud is pathetic. He'll be a laughing stock and probably wind up one of those guys who ODs on viagra, and a heart attack, but the hooker at least has the courtesy to call an ambulance before she gets outta the motel 6.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2023 06:02 PM (e4fEA)
a thoroughly modern political family whose mixed-race symbolism helped send a spindly progressive long shot to City Hall.
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lol what sent him to City Hall was the collapse of mayoral candidate Anthony Wiener.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 06:02 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 06, 2023 06:02 PM (sVtYq)
"and you can get these delicious (chewing, crumbs..) fries... when you get yer boostah!" MMMM good.
Posted by: micky at July 06, 2023 06:02 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: tubal at July 06, 2023 06:02 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 06, 2023 06:03 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 06, 2023 06:03 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2023 06:03 PM (PVx3i)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 06, 2023 06:03 PM (RIvkX)
Did Disney fire anybody interesting yet?
Posted by: eleven at July 06, 2023 06:03 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2023 06:03 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: Isolden at July 06, 2023 06:03 PM (dB99g)
So you don't buy that he's just that big a fuck up?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 06, 2023 05:58 PM (roH4R)
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Not necessarily mutually exclusive.
AND. Power of. Embrace.
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 06:04 PM (MKYyq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 06:04 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2023 06:04 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: eleven at July 06, 2023 06:05 PM (iziT8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 06:04 PM (Keyt1)
Pretty pointless, unless one likes snickering…
Posted by: tubal at July 06, 2023 06:05 PM (PCK5/)
Well, unless she's been stealing money all along ,the "Thrive NY" steal came rather late in their marriage.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 06:06 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2023 06:06 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2023 05:52 PM (Wnv9h)
Kaiser Wilhelm II > Mayor Warren Wilhelm.
Posted by: JmT at July 06, 2023 06:06 PM (50eTk)
Posted by: pawn at July 06, 2023 06:07 PM (wsHtO)
Sound of Freedom outgrossed Woke Indy over the July 4 weekend.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2023 06:07 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2023 06:07 PM (FAO8S)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 06, 2023 06:07 PM (rLD7a)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2023 06:07 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 06, 2023 06:07 PM (60h0q)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2023 06:08 PM (1a0ym)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2023 06:08 PM (PVx3i)
Posted by: John Milton, Esq. at July 06, 2023 06:08 PM (Wnv9h)
I went Grey at 25 due to pure stress...
Died my hair once in my early 40s... didn't like it... and my Kids were like... uh... Dad?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2023 06:08 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2023 06:08 PM (TZ75n)
lileks had a bit of a field day with that scream
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 06, 2023 06:08 PM (B1FKF)
I have never heard anything about DeBlasio being gay; I just think he couldn't find any normal woman to marry him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I wonder who on earth will date him? He's retired, powerless, and married.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 06:08 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: pawn at July 06, 2023 06:07 PM
My favorite sin....
Posted by: John Milton, Esq. at July 06, 2023 06:08 PM (Wnv9h)
Well... we did another sin last month, so when is Vanity Month?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2023 06:09 PM (oHd/0)
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The M.A.C. System!
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 06, 2023 06:09 PM (fKIdX)
I think women have always been expected to look longer than they are. Is men dying their hair a fairly recent thing?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 06:10 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 06, 2023 06:11 PM (B1FKF)
Didn't this rug muncher take off with like $850 million?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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Yes, you bigot.
But a sub-sub-subcontracted window fitter disputes an invoice from 1975 when he worked on a Trump building.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 06:11 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 06:12 PM (Xhy9V)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 06, 2023 06:12 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 06, 2023 06:12 PM (xPl2J)
Reagan died his hair.
People think youth matters in politics. Not sure that's true necessarily. But a lot of congressional oldsters seem to believe it's true.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 06, 2023 06:12 PM (ppBhU)
I think women have always been expected to look longer than they are. Is men dying their hair a fairly recent thing?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Certainly not in showbiz or politics. Cf. also John Kerry's botox.
And I believe our own Orange Man hits the henna every now and then.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 06:12 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: pawn at July 06, 2023 06:07 PM (wsHtO)
I know a redhead who dyes her hair ... red.
Posted by: Emmie -- ArkanOklaMoMe RSVP by July 7, please! at July 06, 2023 06:12 PM (Emce2)
it's just a *snort* meaningless expression.
Posted by: anachronda at July 06, 2023 06:13 PM (v3pYe)
I'm sorry about the stress. I do know someone who was gray by the time her was 30, but the same thing happened to his dad and his grandfther, so in his case-genetic, I guess. I think it beats having gout from one's dad and grandad.
I stopped dying my hair when I turned 50. Too much effort and too big of an expense.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 06:13 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2023 06:06 PM (oHd/0)
LOL. These people are so bizarre.
Posted by: washrivergal at July 06, 2023 06:13 PM (XeHMZ)
Posted by: That Northernlurker
"Snorts a quick pinch of nose candy."
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 06, 2023 06:13 PM (kjOVp)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 06:13 PM (Xhy9V)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2023 06:13 PM (oGH7G)
Posted by: JmT
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There's a Willem DaFoe villain joke in here somewhere, but I can't quite work it out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2023 06:13 PM (Lw4MP)
I hope they both get murdered by a hobo they let out of jail.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2023 06:14 PM (FAO8S)
Posted by: pawn at July 06, 2023 06:14 PM (wsHtO)
In politics or sho biz-yes. You mean Trump has a streak of vanity?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 06:14 PM (Keyt1)
Sound of Freedom outgrossed Woke Indy over the July 4 weekend.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2023 06:07 PM (oHd/0)
And the return on in investment, or as Obama might say, profit to earnings ratios, have to astronomically in favor of Sound of Freedom.
Posted by: JmT at July 06, 2023 06:15 PM (50eTk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 06:10 PM (Keyt1)
No. Women tend to be judged on their youth, and hair is a good indicator of aging. Henna and various lead compounds were used traditionally to hide grey. In the Islamic world, especially India, men would dye their beards since the grey shows up there first, often, and men had to have a beard.
No one likes to age. I find it a pain and I am not that old.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2023 06:15 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2023 06:15 PM (63Dwl)
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That will happen right after Biden solves a quadratic equation.
Posted by: Azathoth at July 06, 2023 06:15 PM (THqbC)
Reagan died his hair.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Did he? I heard a story about a reporter asking him that, and he bent his head straight down so everyone could look at his roots.
That guy was a stud, obviously with a goodly supply of muscle even after he turned 70.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 06:15 PM (lCaJd)
"There’s absolutely ZERO chance anyone other than a family member brought that cocaine inside the White House complex. No chance that would make it past the mag/security checkpoints. Family bypasses those."
Remember, he was the equivalent of a Lieutenant Colonel in the Secret Service, he kind of knows a little bit about White House security procedures.
By the way, that also doesn't rule out the VP.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 06, 2023 06:15 PM (CecP5)
All I can think of when I see his soon-to-be ex is the $800 million that disappeared that she was responsible for.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2023 06:16 PM (oGH7G)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Recently read a book explaining that Elvis was sandy blonde, but dyed his hair and sideburns black his entire life. When he was young he wanted to look like Tony Curtis.
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 06:16 PM (Uw3TP)
Take another dose of your favorite recreational pharmaceutical to extend or increase the effects of said intoxicant.
Or at least that's what I think it is from context.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 06, 2023 06:16 PM (Bd6X8)
Cucked by a slightly more attractive (and that isn't saying much) bulldyke Michelle Obama.
Maybe DeBolshevik can find a groundhog or vole he can kill, er, date.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2023 06:16 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Frank N. Stien at July 06, 2023 06:16 PM (hSa/7)
I know a redhead who dyes her hair ... red.
Posted by: Emmie
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Cleopatra dyed her hair red when visiting N. Africa. That gave rise to the phrase, 'Henna worn for Tunis'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2023 06:16 PM (Lw4MP)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2023 06:15 PM
Which tells you everything you need to know about NYC voters.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2023 06:16 PM (Wnv9h)
All I can think of when I see his soon-to-be ex is the $800 million that disappeared that she was responsible for.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2023 06:16 PM (oGH7G)
Must be a capo with a crew in the Biden Family . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2023 06:17 PM (x0n13)
__________
Much better than a shoe-slapping polka dance and a heap of strudel.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 06, 2023 06:17 PM (Dm8we)
You mean Trump has a streak of vanity?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Something tells me his hair doesn't look like that when he wakes up in the morning.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 06:17 PM (lCaJd)
Gave up on coloring-- to expensive and time-consuming.
I'm okay with it and hubby likes it. That's all that matters.
Posted by: JQ at July 06, 2023 06:17 PM (Gkog9)
They have to vote that way, otherwise a republican could get elected...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 06, 2023 06:17 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2023 06:15 PM (63Dwl)
With one of the lowest voter turnouts ever, in each race.
Not that they didn't have an army of ballot box stuffers as "fortification."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2023 06:18 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 06:10 PM (Keyt1)
I have very little hair to dye, so I just keep it shaved. Mrs. Mahon got a free sample of Just for Men for beards, because I look like a biker Santa Claus. I hope she was just joking, because I ain't doing that.
But I think men have been dying their hair for a long time. *looks sidelong at Tom Selleck*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Offering Lame Jokes Aplenty at July 06, 2023 06:18 PM (T/Lqj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Voting for a Democrat is manifest evidence of a damaged, unreasoning, psyche.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2023 06:19 PM (Jh1DM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2023 06:16 PM (oGH7G)
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She's the John Corzine of Jill Bidens.
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 06:19 PM (Uw3TP)
https://is.gd/dPlEad
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 06, 2023 06:19 PM (kjOVp)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2023 06:19 PM (FAO8S)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 06:12 PM (Xhy9V)
In pro wrestling it's slamming yourself into the mat to sell that you got hit. In coke use it's snorting a very small pile of it off your hand or the end of a key or whatever as opposed to cutting and snorting a line.
Posted by: The stuff one learns at July 06, 2023 06:19 PM (dE+9W)
Posted by: Frank N. Stien at July 06, 2023 06:16 PM (hSa/7)
Clusterbombs from one big clusterfuck. Fitting.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2023 06:19 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Doctor Toboggan... Doctor MANTIS Toboggan at July 06, 2023 06:20 PM (KRtlO)
With one of the lowest voter turnouts ever, in each race.
Not that they didn't have an army of ballot box stuffers as "fortification."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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I note that Pete Butterjug was elected Mayor with ~8000 votes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2023 06:20 PM (Jh1DM)
His wife drew the line at De Blasio's interest in children and decided she needed an out.
*Why yes, my default position on politicians is they're pedophiles. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 06, 2023 06:20 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2023 06:20 PM (oGH7G)
With one of the lowest voter turnouts ever, in each race.
Not that they didn't have an army of ballot box stuffers as "fortification."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2023 06:18 PM (x0n13)
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Yeah, I'm skeptical of most, if not all, voter results these days.
Posted by: washrivergal at July 06, 2023 06:20 PM (XeHMZ)
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 06:16 PM (Uw3TP)
The things I learn here.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 06:21 PM (Xhy9V)
Actually, I don't (I make very few comments about people's looks on here) except for saying women who send booby pictures into the internet possibly aren't Miss Modesty Conservative 2023, and no doubt such women who regulary read ASHQ are deeply offended.Unless you were thinking that I REALLY think my comments about "This modestly dressed woman thinks (insert appropriate conservative POV) was serious? LOL
P.S. Joe Doesn't think "busty babe in skimpy outfit regulary reads Hayek or Thomas Sowell or lives for conservative principles either.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 06:21 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 06:12 PM (Xhy9V)
Typically it applies to cocaine, it's usually a small amount, about the size of a finger nail, not a full line.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 06:21 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 06:21 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Miss issippi at July 06, 2023 06:21 PM (9CTr8)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 06, 2023 06:21 PM (kjOVp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Voting for a Democrat is manifest evidence of a damaged, unreasoning, psyche.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2023 06:19 PM (Jh1DM)
We did manage to eke out a win with Giuliani over Dinkins and then a clear reelection four years later that ushered in a truly golden age until 9/11/01.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2023 06:21 PM (x0n13)
Huma Abedin and Anthony Wiener must be drinking gall about now.
They lost their last chance back into politics to none other than DeBlasio because of Wiener's continued marital misbehavior... and now this.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 06:22 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2023 06:22 PM (G0bXQ)
P.S. Joe Doesn't think "busty babe in skimpy outfit regulary reads Hayek or Thomas Sowell or lives for conservative principles either.
Well, MY illusions are shattered.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 06, 2023 06:22 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 06:10 PM (Keyt1)
No. Women tend to be judged on their youth, and hair is a good indicator of aging. Henna and various lead compounds were used traditionally to hide grey. In the Islamic world, especially India, men would dye their beards since the grey shows up there first, often, and men had to have a beard.
No one likes to age. I find it a pain and I am not that old.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2023 06:15 PM (xhaym)
I look older than my years with a beard. The hairs that came out blonde and red went white first, followed by most of the black ones. Now, when I grow it, it's mostly white from the below my lower lip to the edges of the moustache and down from there.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 06:22 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 06, 2023 06:23 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 06:21 PM
Wait...they don't?!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2023 06:23 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 06:17 PM (lCaJd)
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Trump should have come out with his own eponymous brand of hairspray.
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 06:23 PM (DAb3/)
*Why yes, my default position on politicians is they're pedophiles. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker
See my link at #309
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 06, 2023 06:23 PM (kjOVp)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Offering Lame Jokes Aplenty at July 06, 2023 06:23 PM (T/Lqj)
As is any form of "voter turnout."
Relax. Lay back and embrace the suck. You, pretend voter, have a role to play.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 06, 2023 06:23 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 06:24 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2023 06:16 PM (oGH7G)
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I'm sure the fact she sleeps in a 20-story king size bed is just a coincidence...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2023 06:24 PM (BpYfr)
Can anyone explain to this innocent what "take a bump " means?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 06:12 PM (Xhy9V)
Typically it applies to cocaine, it's usually a small amount, about the size of a finger nail, not a full line.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water
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Per Breaking Bad, it also applies to meth.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 06:24 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 06:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Frank N. Stien at July 06, 2023 06:16 PM (hSa/7)
Clusterbombs from one big clusterfuck. Fitting.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2023 06:19 PM (x0n13)
A nasty munition. Almost as bad as napalm.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2023 06:24 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2023 06:20 PM (oGH7G)
Balding and greying can happen very early. Better to have your hair go white. That looks *distinguished.*
Posted by: JmT at July 06, 2023 06:25 PM (50eTk)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 06:24 PM (lCaJd)
I need to re-watch that
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 06:25 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 06, 2023 06:23 PM (kjOVp
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Wow.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 06, 2023 06:25 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Offering Lame Jokes Aplenty at July 06, 2023 06:23 PM (T/Lqj)
And my grandfather, whose remaining hair was white, turned orange suddenly around the age of 90 or so.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 06:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 06, 2023 06:26 PM (kjOVp)
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 06:26 PM (xhxe8)
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Lol.
White hair on male = "distinguished gentleman"
White hair on female = "old broad"
/s
Posted by: JQ at July 06, 2023 06:27 PM (Gkog9)
Clusterbombs from one big clusterfuck. Fitting.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2023 06:19 PM (x0n13)
A nasty munition. Almost as bad as napalm.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2023 06:24 PM (e4fEA
I really thought cluster munition was outlawed
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 06, 2023 06:27 PM (G0bXQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 06:27 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 06:21 PM
If she would read Rothbard's Anatomy of the State she would be incandescently hot, or so I am led to believe.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2023 06:27 PM (xhaym)
I hate him...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 06, 2023 06:28 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2023 06:23 PM (Wnv9h)
LOL. Soory to disappoint you!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 06:28 PM (Keyt1)
Twitter sends Meta cease-and-desist letter over new Threads app: Sources
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 06:28 PM (PXiOn)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at July 06, 2023 05:22 PM (VTu1l)
I believe it is option 3.
Our ruling class seems to have all of the morals of the ancient Romans, don't they? Of course, both sets of rulers were pagans that fought the mitigating influence of Christianity.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 06, 2023 06:29 PM (pJWtt)
Posted by: JmT at July 06, 2023 06:25 PM (50eTk)
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Sadly, I'm in the first two categories (balding and grey). I decided a long time I was just going to embrace it rather than try to conceal it. No point.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2023 06:29 PM (BpYfr)
Posted by: javems at July 06, 2023 06:30 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: JmT at July 06, 2023 06:25 PM (50eTk)
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Sadly, I'm in the first two categories (balding and grey). I decided a long time I was just going to embrace it rather than try to conceal it. No point.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2023 06:29 PM (BpYfr)
How I feel about my balding, although most of my remaining hair is dark (other than my sideburns). Embrace it. If it gets too bald, I'll just shave it all off. I had a nice set of hair longer than any of my other brothers excepting the eldest (who still has a full set).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 06:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: javems at July 06, 2023 06:30 PM (AmoqO)
New Disney fairy tale.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 06:31 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 06:31 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 06, 2023 06:31 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 06:31 PM (Keyt1)
the bottle works if the man drinks it...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 06:32 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2023 06:20 PM (oGH7G)
My last good hair day was October 27, 1987, the day I reported to Fort Sill for basic training. I was 22.
ETS'd with a rapidly receding hairline. But, I look good bald. I don't have an oddly shaped head like Peyton Manning. So there's that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Offering Lame Jokes Aplenty at July 06, 2023 06:32 PM (T/Lqj)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 06, 2023 06:33 PM (fY84s)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2023 06:20 PM (oGH7G)
My last good hair day was October 27, 1987, the day I reported to Fort Sill for basic training. I was 22.
ETS'd with a rapidly receding hairline. But, I look good bald. I don't have an oddly shaped head like Peyton Manning. So there's that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Offering Lame Jokes Aplenty at July 06, 2023 06:32 PM (T/Lqj)
With all the bumps and divots, mine would be a phrenologist's dream to analyze...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 06:33 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 06:26 PM (xhxe
Don't get me wrong. It's a great munition for specific targets. Unfortunately a lot of our own casualties in Desert Storm were from our own CBU. A high dud rate in desert sand. Then GI Slipinshitz comes walking along.
And napalm is also a great for certain situations. One is when you're about to be overrun.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2023 06:34 PM (e4fEA)
Out is the devoted husband, and in is the "open" marriage.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 06:34 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 06, 2023 06:34 PM (pmmLi)
Oh no….I accidentally clicked on the toenail defender ad.
Posted by: Miss issippi
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Great. Now they'll think it's a big customer base here and we'll get more of them.
WAY TO RUIN IT FOR THE REST OF US.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 06:34 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 06:34 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 06, 2023 06:35 PM (2YtOq)
I suspect I notice it when they seem to have done it at home.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 06, 2023 06:36 PM (4xF2M)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 06:30 PM (ynpvh)
Started shaving the head years ago. Looks better and feels better too.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2023 06:36 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 06:33 PM (ynpvh)
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Hah!
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 06, 2023 06:36 PM (2YtOq)
I suspect I notice it when they seem to have done it at home.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 06, 2023 06:36 PM (4xF2M)
This is true. My hair would get a reddish hue to it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 06:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 06:37 PM (xhxe8)
I suspect I notice it when they seem to have done it at home.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 06, 2023 06:36 PM (4xF2M)
Now do men with painted, home-pedicured toenails. At least home dye jobs just show unwillingness to embrace reality.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2023 06:38 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 06, 2023 06:38 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 06, 2023 06:39 PM (fKIdX)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 06, 2023 06:38 PM (CecP5)
For some reason, the wet form, Coke, doesn't have the same stimulating effect as the dry stuff.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 06:39 PM (ynpvh)
What was that stuff, really? Some kind of silly string?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 06, 2023 06:40 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 06, 2023 06:38 PM (CecP5)
I suspect they know who's coke it is, and only care about who goofed and got it into the newspapers.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2023 06:40 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 06:46 PM (xhxe8)
"Oh, I'll just leave my coke here in this cubby hole and come back and get it later"
Duh!
It was a drop.
Posted by: pawn at July 06, 2023 06:49 PM (wsHtO)
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