Senator Cotton: I Have Written to the Secret Service to Demand the Names of All Visitors To the White House Who Are Waved In Without Having to Go Through Security and Empty Their Pockets

Cotton wants to know the list of people who are cleared to enter the White House without having to run the gauntlet of invasive security because, as Dan Bongino says, you simply cannot get coke past White House security.

Which means only a member of Biden's family, or some other VIP, like a Cabinet member or Kamala Harris, could have gotten it in, because those people are waved past security.

Dan Bongino
@dbongino
There's absolutely ZERO chance anyone other than a family member brought that cocaine inside the White House complex. No chance that would make it past the mag/security checkpoints. Family bypasses those.

A stupid lefty (is there any other kind?) snarked:

EB Slade
@IDoDeclare83
Replying to @dbongino
metallic coke always sets off the detectors. Good work Detective Bongino. Btw, Bongino sounds like a sex change surgery gone wrong.

Bongino responded:

Dan Bongino
@dbongino
Libs are funny. They're apparently unaware that at a MAG/SECURITY checkpoint you're forced to empty your pockets, and all of your bags are checked too. That's how they keep potential bio-chem weapons out.

Benny Johnson talked about the "dehumanizing" security that all visitors, including members of the press, are required to go through every day they enter the White House. He says all visitors are sniffed by contraband-sniffing dogs. And of course all must pass through state-of-the-art magnetometers, with their carried objects put on trays and inspected by guards.

I was at the White House once and I don't remember going through the dogs. But maybe I've just forgotten. It's hard to remember clearly, given that I had forty condoms filled with heroin inside my body at the time, and they were leaking a bit.

My e-cigarette definitely was confiscated until I left. So if they confiscate that, they're not letting you through with baggies of Mystery Powder.

He also points out that every White House visitor must wear an identification badge with a tracking device attached to it. He says he made a wrong turn and immediately got lifted up by his armpit by a Marine, who walked him backwards to a non-secure area. All because his badge showed that he was in a place he wasn't cleared to be.

But the White House is still spinning that it must have been a "tourist" who smuggled in a baggie of Hunter Biden-quality cocaine and then, for some bizarre reason, abandoned the expensive cache of drugs.

It is impossible to imagine a tourist smuggling coke into the most secure place on earth.

It is even more impossible to image that this same tourist, having accomplished the suicidal goal of smuggling the cocaine into the White House, then doing some coke in the White House and then accidentally leaving the baggie behind.

Tom Cotton isn't having that nonsense.

Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.) on Wednesday pressed the Secret Service for information on its ongoing investigation into the reported discovery of cocaine at the White House.
Why it matters: Republican lawmakers are using the development to raise broader questions about security and drug use at the White House.
Driving the news: Cotton, in a letter to Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle, called for the agency to "quickly" release information about where in the White House complex the substance was found.
...
"The American people deserve to know whether illicit drugs were found in an area where confidential information is exchanged," Cotton wrote.
Zoom in: The letter asks whether the complex is secure and, if not, the Secret Service's "plan to correct any security flaws."
Cotton wants a "complete list" of people who aren't subject to a full security screening at the White House, statistics on the Secret Service's use of K-9 screenings and details on audits of their security procedures.
He also asked how often the Secret Service has "encountered illegal drugs at the White House complex" in the last five years and whether they will exercise their ability to make an arrest of a suspect is identified.
Spokespeople for the Secret Service and the White House did not immediately respond to requests for comment.

Yeah no shit, huh?

Notice that no one has disclosed the quantity of coke that was found. That would be a no-brainer disclosure, automatically made -- unless you were engaged in a cover-up.

“Do you know how cocaine got into the White House?”

Biden: *Smiles*

pic.twitter.com/URHlIrDQq6
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) July 5, 2023

"Smiles."

That grinning jackass always grins when he's lying or covering up one of his crimes.

Biden strolls by the press corps, completely ignoring questions on the cocaine found inside his White House pic.twitter.com/4lJZgEsfLF
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 6, 2023

You know, Biden himself would want to find out whose coke it was, if he already didn't know it was his crackhead son's.

.@RichardGrenell: "The cocaine has to be either from a Biden family member or a cabinet secretary, those are the only people that are not searched completely." @BiancaDLGarza pic.twitter.com/aQdCNlGcBd
— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) July 6, 2023

On claims "the cocaine found in the White House had belonged to either the president or his son. Are you willing to say that that's not the case?"

Mid-level Biden staffer Andrew Bates: "I don't have a response to that because we have to be careful about the Hatch Act" pic.twitter.com/zuM30v5Fli
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 6, 2023

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at 02:18 PM

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1 The yogurt is cursed.

Posted by: The old man in the voodoo shop on St. Martin island at July 06, 2023 02:18 PM (aD39U)

2 But comes with free toppings.

Posted by: The old man in the voodoo shop on St. Martin island at July 06, 2023 02:18 PM (aD39U)

3 The toppings are also cursed.

Posted by: The old man in the voodoo shop on St. Martin island at July 06, 2023 02:18 PM (aD39U)

4 The real question is; how good was the stuff?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 06, 2023 02:19 PM (RIvkX)

5 https://tinyurl.com/shatwing

Good small handcrafted animated GIF of the famous scene.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 02:19 PM (k1Qly)

6 3 The toppings are also cursed.
Posted by: The old man in the voodoo shop on St. Martin island at July 06, 2023 02:18 PM (aD39U)

That's bad.

Posted by: Octochicken at July 06, 2023 02:19 PM (oCS0o)

7 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2023 02:19 PM (T4tVD)

8 Is that really the pResident or his body double?

That pyrsyn's stride looks much too sure and purposeful.

Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2023 02:19 PM (01tFH)

9 Isn't there a phrase from a movie or show that is:

"Bold move, Cotton"

?

They won't comply.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 02:19 PM (Keyt1)

10 'I would never do crack. I would never do a drug named after my own ass!'
-D Leary

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 06, 2023 02:19 PM (15Elt)

11 The circle "dot" over the i in Biden is the icing on the cake!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 06, 2023 02:20 PM (Vwz3I)

12 "We may never know the motivation behind this."

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 02:20 PM (v0R5T)

13 DEA needs to run the drug-sniffing dogs through the entire White House.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 02:20 PM (lf83v)

14 Mrs. F. is convinced it was planted by Genius Governor Gavin Newsom but we all know he is too dumb to play like that.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 06, 2023 02:20 PM (RIvkX)

15 >>>That pyrsyn's stride looks much too sure and purposeful.

I am telling you that that motherf***er aint real!

Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 02:20 PM (KRtlO)

16 Do people who snip TV broadcasts for posting them online *try* to find unflattering facial expressions as the starting point?

Posted by: Octochicken at July 06, 2023 02:20 PM (oCS0o)

17 Damn, a new thread?

And just when the previous conversation had turned towards areolas...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 06, 2023 02:20 PM (wtvvX)

18 I don't think that was really the Bidet.

He didn't veer aimlessly off to the left

I call shenanigans

Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2023 02:21 PM (01tFH)

19 Top picture is funny.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 06, 2023 02:21 PM (XeHMZ)

20 @dbongino
Libs are funny. They're apparently unaware that at a MAG/SECURITY checkpoint you're forced to empty your pockets, and all of your bags are checked too. That's how they keep potential bio-chem weapons out.
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LOL. It's right in the name. It's not a "metal detector," it's a "security checkpoint."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 02:21 PM (t0OGg)

21 I think some country singer revealed he had done coke in one of the WH bathrooms. Can’t remember if he was performing at the time.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 02:21 PM (MNhXM)

22 Related???

Woodstock Police [Ontario] announce the death of K9 service dog, Taz, in the line of duty.

Taz died after ingesting narcotics during a police search on Monday.

https://tinyurl.com/bd379dpd

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 06, 2023 02:22 PM (Vwz3I)

23 Maybe the ghost airline passenger from the other thread left the cocaine in the White House?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 02:22 PM (lf83v)

24
If you wanna get high
Just leave your bag outside
Cocaine

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 06, 2023 02:22 PM (pNxlR)

25 The Afternoon Arterton has the perfect outfit to hide cocaine in:

https://is.gd/lQGKnX

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 02:22 PM (LvTSG)

26 Cotton wants to know the list of people who are cleared to enter the White House without having to run the gauntlet of invasive security because, as Dan Bongino says, you simply cannot get coke past White House security.

Nunya Business & Family Business were the two main characters.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 02:22 PM (g40eP)

27 I was at the White House once and I don't remember going through the dogs. But maybe I've just forgotten. It's hard to remember clearly, given that I had forty condoms filled with heroin inside my body at the time, and they were leaking a bit.
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Ah. The George Floyd gambit. I'm glad it didn't go pear-shaped on you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 02:22 PM (t0OGg)

28 They know that we know they know.

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 02:22 PM (v0R5T)

29 We can still talk about crazy airplane chick’s boobs, right?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2023 02:22 PM (xTRSc)

30 I am telling you that that motherf***er aint real!

Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 02:20 PM (KRtlO)

throw a green hoodie on him and the streams will be properly crossed

Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2023 02:22 PM (01tFH)

31 But the White House is still spinning that it must have been a "tourist" who smuggled in a baggie of Hunter Biden-quality cocaine and then, for some bizarre reason, abandoned the expensive cache of drugs.
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It's easier than whatever the truth is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 02:22 PM (t0OGg)

32 the only 2 people in DC that cares about crack are Hunter and the Golliwog

Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 02:23 PM (us2H3)

33 That pyrsyn's stride looks much too sure and purposeful.

I am telling you that that motherf***er aint real!
Posted by: ace

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 02:23 PM (g40eP)

34 I was at the White House once and I don't remember going through the dogs. But maybe I've just forgotten. It's hard to remember clearly, given that I had forty condoms filled with heroin inside my body at the time, and they were leaking a bit.

I chuckled out loud at this confession.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 02:23 PM (aD39U)

35 Cotton is about our best Senator.

But...strongly worded letters aren't getting us anywhere.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 02:23 PM (lc5cP)

36 I still say it’s a good possibility that it was one of the perverted guests for the Pride celebration.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 02:23 PM (MNhXM)

37 29 We can still talk about crazy airplane chick’s boobs, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2023 02:22 PM (xTRSc)

A chick smuggled birds onto a plane?

Posted by: Thrawn at July 06, 2023 02:23 PM (Rl7KJ)

38 Cotton wants a "complete list" of people who aren't subject to a full security screening at the White House, statistics on the Secret Service's use of K-9 screenings and details on audits of their security procedures.
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And people in hell want ice water.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 02:23 PM (t0OGg)

39 It is impossible to imagine a tourist smuggling coke into the most secure place on earth.

That is no problem for Ethan Hunt, details in "Mission Impossible 7"

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 06, 2023 02:23 PM (p8A+W)

40 OH! He's WRITTEN A LETTER. THAT will take care of it.

Maybe he'll HOLD A HEARING once the Secret Service ignores him.

He'll OWN THE LIBS so twitchy can highlight just how much of a ROCK STAR he is.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 06, 2023 02:24 PM (N1DT3)

41 Not cocaine, call it fatherlove.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 06, 2023 02:24 PM (RIvkX)

42 I'm not sure why everyone thinks it's Hunter's coke. Yes, he's the obvious candidate, but there are probably dozens of people who could have snuck that bag in. And many more dozens in the WH who are strung out on coke. My money is on the bag being brought in by a higher-up to be given to some bimbo he's trying to bang.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 02:24 PM (iFTx/)

43 Whoever had “cocaine in WH” on your banana republic shitshow bingo card, please collect your winnings.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2023 02:24 PM (JTwsP)

44 So.... this is how they get rid of Kamala...

Posted by: 2klbofun at July 06, 2023 02:24 PM (4a0Zl)

45 Girl in the plane was setting next to Meatball

Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 02:24 PM (us2H3)

46 Tom Cotton isn't having that nonsense.

=======

Might I say that until Tom Cotton refuses to vote for budgets that fund the Secret Service and works on building a coalition to do the same, that he is having all of this nonsense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

47 "The cocaine has to be either from a Biden family member or a cabinet secretary, those are the only people that are not searched completely."

What a puzzler. Why maybe we can do a records search to see if any of those secretaries or Biden family members have been identified to use cocaine?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 02:25 PM (lc5cP)

48 You know, Biden himself would want to find out whose coke it was, if he already didn't know it was his crackhead son's.
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Or he does want to know and will find out, but it will be handled internally. Family business stays in the family.

I don't know that it was Hunter's. It may not have been. I'll assume it was because that's funny, but it needn't be true. I'll bet a ton of our top-level officials are coked up and/or on various other drugs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 02:25 PM (t0OGg)

49 It was Green Hoodie's blow.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2023 02:25 PM (KnK6d)

50 The BEE nails it again!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 06, 2023 02:25 PM (17s+e)

51 Kelly O'Donnell and Megan Lebowitz are working with the Democrats to muddy the waters even further. Now they're claiming the cocaine was found near the White House's West Executive entrance.

Of course they don't report there are audio recordings of police radio traffic that totally contradicts this new lie.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxf4srj

Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2023 02:25 PM (0N1h0)

52
So... when some given coked-up dickhead Senator goes to visit some given coked-up dickhead President, so they can get down to the serious business of being a couple of dickheads on coke, does the Senator pass through security and get his pockets emptied?

I kind of think not.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 02:25 PM (oINRc)

53 I still love the leftist conspiracy theory that it was the secret service that planted it, because they are all Trump simps and are doing his bidding even though he's no longer pres. That gave me a good laugh.

It would be funny if Kamala planted it, to throw more doubt on Biden, but she's just not that smart.

Posted by: LizLem at July 06, 2023 02:25 PM (+mkOR)

54 I also want to know about every motherfucker who got into the White House that ain't real.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 02:25 PM (krQz2)

55 I knew someone who said in the 80's she and another woman carried baggies full of live roaches into the white house and released them in the middle of the tour (and yelled whatever they had to say).

They got arrested but the cops were laughing at them about the roaches. The cops told them the amount they brought in was a drop in the bucket compared to what was already there.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 06, 2023 02:25 PM (z/ifB)

56 Hey, someone smuggled an entire box of classified security records into the WH while I was there. It can happen!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 06, 2023 02:25 PM (guGkK)

57
This came to the public's attention because it was some 911 suspected-anthrax alert.

So, if it HAD been anthrax, the SS would shrug their shoulders and say there's no way to find out how?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 02:25 PM (lCaJd)

58 @16: "... find unflattering facial expressions as the starting point?"

No joke, but it's be trivial to program an AI to pick flattering or unflattering "poster frames" based on the source video. Super sneaky propaganda tool if done right and deployed on a major platform.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 02:25 PM (k1Qly)

59 It could be Kamala, coke makes you blabber like an idiot.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2023 02:26 PM (JTwsP)

60 I don't want the coke, but I'd like to have a couple of the little coke baggies with the Presidential Seal on it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 02:26 PM (g40eP)

61 Biden: *Smiles*
........

pResident Smirkyfuckingpants.

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 02:26 PM (v0R5T)

62 42 I'm not sure why everyone thinks it's Hunter's coke. Yes, he's the obvious candidate, but there are probably dozens of people who could have snuck that bag in. And many more dozens in the WH who are strung out on coke. My money is on the bag being brought in by a higher-up to be given to some bimbo he's trying to bang.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 02:24 PM (iFTx/)

too many notes

Posted by: Prince Ocam at July 06, 2023 02:26 PM (us2H3)

63 37 29 We can still talk about crazy airplane chick’s boobs, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2023 02:22 PM (xTRSc)

A chick smuggled birds onto a plane?
Posted by: Thrawn at July 06, 2023 02:23 PM (Rl7KJ)

Sweater puppies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 06, 2023 02:26 PM (15Elt)

64 They should have cast Joe in Being There.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 06, 2023 02:27 PM (D8mow)

65 A nice thing about not bothering to investigate beyond a shrug of the shoulders and a quick admission of defeat is that the cocaine doesn't need to be in an evidence locker for a cold case that will be closed.

(likely the evidence will be graciously returned to the original owner)

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 06, 2023 02:27 PM (p8A+W)

66 "as Dan Bongino says, you simply cannot get coke past White House security."

Sure you can. It's easy to get a small amounts of coke through security checkpoints. Even if you walk through scanners, get patted down, have to empty your pockets, etc. Don't ask me how I know.

Would anyone have been dumb enough to risk being caught? That's a separate question. But the answer, as to all such "is there someone dumb enough" questions, is YES.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

67 So, if it HAD been anthrax, the SS would shrug their shoulders and say there's no way to find out how?

Isn't that basically what the government did with the anthrax mailings? Well, after falsely blaming that one guy for years.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 02:27 PM (lc5cP)

68 >>It is impossible to imagine a tourist smuggling coke into the most secure place on earth.

Word!!

--
The Panopticon of CCTV Cameras in Las Vegas that failed to capture anything of interest on random Sunday in October and The Sadly Broken CCTV Cameras on Epstein's Cell Block.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 02:27 PM (up/3i)

69 The last time I went to the airport, they pulled me aside because I had a lifesaver in my pocket. One. Lifesaver. Candy.

They screen for a lot more than metal now.

I wouldn't expect technical illiterates to know that.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2023 02:27 PM (eOEVl)

70 And by "Hatch Act" we aren't referring to the law barring involvement in electioneering but instead the Act of Being Dropped Through the Hatch in The Floor of Air Force One.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 06, 2023 02:27 PM (KEThI)

71 It belonged to Susan Rice. Cocaine is way too downtown for Hunter.

But find a meth pipe and Hunter's your man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 02:27 PM (guGkK)

72 I still love the leftist conspiracy theory that it was the secret service that planted it, because they are all Trump simps and are doing his bidding even though he's no longer pres. That gave me a good laugh.

Posted by: LizLem at July 06, 2023 02:25 PM (+mkOR)
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They are just oblivious to their own preference for theories of conspiracies.

And that lack of self-awareness is precisely what makes them so formidible.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 02:27 PM (krQz2)

73 It could be Kamala, coke makes you blabber like an idiot.

The question should be: Who in the WH isn't on coke?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 06, 2023 02:27 PM (p8A+W)

74 Arrest Hunter Biden for his own good.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 06, 2023 02:28 PM (KEThI)

75 39 It is impossible to imagine a tourist smuggling coke into the most secure place on earth.

That is no problem for Ethan Hunt, details in "Mission Impossible 7"
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 06, 2023 02:23 PM (p8A+W)

I really want to see that. Rebecca Ferguson AND Haley Atwell? Mmmmmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 06, 2023 02:28 PM (15Elt)

76 The last time I went to the airport, they pulled me aside because I had a lifesaver in my pocket. One. Lifesaver. Candy.

They screen for a lot more than metal now.

And I'm sure the people working the WH are a cut above the drones at the airport.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2023 02:28 PM (eOEVl)

77 8 Is that really the pResident or his body double?

That pyrsyn's stride looks much too sure and purposeful.
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2023 02:19 PM (01tFH)

He had just enough adenochrome, or whatever, to make it from the door to the chopper.

Even though his legs are slightly swinging from the hips, the steps are tentative, and he doesn't land firmly on the heels with each step.

The therapists have been doing a good job, getting him ready for that walk.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 06, 2023 02:28 PM (Rbu5d)

78 Isn't this like the perfect trifecta of douche bag druggie for Hunter?

1) Drinking beer in rehab
2) Smoking crack while banging hookers
3) Snorting coke off of Adm Levine's penis

Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 02:29 PM (lc5cP)

79 71 It belonged to Susan Rice. Cocaine is way too downtown for Hunter.

But find a meth pipe and Hunter's your man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 02:27 PM (guGkK)

I would say Hunter is well acquainted with Crack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 06, 2023 02:29 PM (15Elt)

80 Probably Ukrainian coke, courtesy the Z-Man. The Chinese on the other hand always cut theirs with fentanyl.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 06, 2023 02:29 PM (nnp+f)

81 Isn't that basically what the government did with the anthrax mailings? Well, after falsely blaming that one guy for years.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 02:27 PM (lc5cP)

Hatfield. Another FIB screw up,

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 02:29 PM (MNhXM)

82 The last time I went to the airport, they pulled me aside because I had a lifesaver in my pocket. One. Lifesaver. Candy.

The only Lifesavers you can bring on a plane are the ones that are FAA-approved.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 02:29 PM (guGkK)

83 71 It belonged to Susan Rice. Cocaine is way too downtown for Hunter.

But find a meth pipe and Hunter's your man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 02:27 PM (guGkK)

I'd suspect it was an old leftover from Slick Willie.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 06, 2023 02:29 PM (wtvvX)

84 Even if the SS knows it was Hunter Biden's coke, they will never admit it. Why would they? Not admitting anything has worked well for them so far.

Posted by: Lieutenant Duh at July 06, 2023 02:29 PM (oxSjI)

85 Cocaine? What cocaine?

Posted by: FBI, assisting the Secret Service at July 06, 2023 02:30 PM (KEThI)

86 It is impossible to imagine a tourist smuggling coke into the most secure place on earth.

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People, at least residually, still believe somebody wandered into the White House and set up an office, and started requesting 900 FIB files during the Clinton administration without one Clinton official remembering who hired him.

That is that people who maintain that the Clintons were "above board" have to believe that nobody remembers hiring Craig Livingstone.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 02:30 PM (krQz2)

87
Would anyone have been dumb enough to risk being caught? That's a separate question. But the answer, as to all such "is there someone dumb enough" questions, is YES.

Face it, Hunter could walk in with a ruck sack packed full of the product and there would be no consequences.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 06, 2023 02:30 PM (p8A+W)

88 Shut up Tom, you asshole. You certified a crooked election that put this scum right where it is. You have no honor.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2023 02:30 PM (pohLc)

89 I like how the bust in the background of the smirker not answering questions is Robert F. Kennedy.... whose son is getting the Emanual Goldstein treatment because he is challenging the Potato that a Pedo in the democrat primary.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 06, 2023 02:30 PM (17s+e)

90 There's absolutely ZERO chance anyone other than a family member brought that cocaine inside the White House complex. No chance that would make it past the mag/security checkpoints. Family bypasses those.

Eh. This seems likely false to me. TSA, border check points, police frisks, these all miss contraband. It happens pretty regularly.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 06, 2023 02:30 PM (ppBhU)

91 The last time I went to the airport, they pulled me aside because I had a lifesaver in my pocket. One. Lifesaver. Candy.

...

So you're the don't bring enough to share type.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 06, 2023 02:30 PM (z/ifB)

92 39 It is impossible to imagine a tourist smuggling coke into the most secure place on earth.

That is no problem for Ethan Hunt, details in "Mission Impossible 7"
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 06, 2023 02:23 PM (p8A+W)
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A man who climbs the Burj Khalifa (from the outside) is not what I would call a typical "tourist."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2023 02:30 PM (YIVH2)

93 Maybe the ghost airline passenger from the other thread left the cocaine in the White House?

I wanna nip this in the bud, right now. The motherf*cking coke was not real!

Posted by: KJP at July 06, 2023 02:30 PM (Xrfse)

94 @53: "It would be funny if Kamala planted it, to throw more doubt on Biden, but she's just not that smart."

Good thing I searched to see if someone else said it first.

*taps his nose*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 02:30 PM (k1Qly)

95 If it was a tourist, POTUS would be pursuing this vigorously especially to get the stain off of them. They are not.

If the head of SS told POTUS that they probably can't tell who did it, then the correct answer is "Unacceptable. Go back and get the correct answer with proof and I'll give you 24 hours or you lose your job".

That's how you know it came from the inner circle.

Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 02:30 PM (oiNtH)

96 The idea that every fucking room there isn't on 24/7 video SUV is just fucking idiotic.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2023 02:30 PM (jzzG8)

97 Hunter lost a tooth and The Coke Fairy paid him a visit?

Posted by: Voter theater. at July 06, 2023 02:30 PM (uxAXv)

98 The Democratic voter, in general, has unlimited throat space for shit the Democrats shovel down them.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 02:30 PM (krQz2)

99 Speaking of drugs - I'm still trying to wrap my head around the gal in the previous thread.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2023 02:31 PM (cn09p)

100 Cocaine found in the White House?
*looks down, pats pockets*
Shit!

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at July 06, 2023 02:31 PM (v0R5T)

101
Find me the person in DC who isn't a serious substance abuser of some kind, and I'll raise an eyebrow.

I mean, the ones who aren't are probably the most dangerous, but this country couldn't run at all if most of these people weren't doped to the gills 24/7.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 02:31 PM (oINRc)

102 42 I'm not sure why everyone thinks it's Hunter's coke. Yes, he's the obvious candidate, but there are probably dozens of people who could have snuck that bag in. And many more dozens in the WH who are strung out on coke. My money is on the bag being brought in by a higher-up to be given to some bimbo he's trying to bang.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 02:24 PM (iFTx/)

+++++

It's easy to make Hunter the indisputable culprit, but
I am still not convinced it wasn't someone in the SS. They've had problems in the past, and quite frankly, perhaps it is the only way to cope while doing duty in that nut house.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 06, 2023 02:31 PM (XeHMZ)

103 >>> I think some country singer revealed he had done coke in one of the WH bathrooms.

Willie Nelson claimed to smoke pot on the roof during the Carter years.

Grace Slick wanted to spike Nixon's drink with LSD at a WH event, but she was barred from entering when they flagged her as a security risk (no kidding!!)

Posted by: LizLem at July 06, 2023 02:31 PM (+mkOR)

104 That is that people who maintain that the Clintons were "above board" have to believe that nobody remembers hiring Craig Livingstone.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 02:30 PM (krQz2)

Or that Sandy Berger stole those classified documents for himself.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 02:31 PM (MNhXM)

105 I don't understand the "Hatch act" response.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 06, 2023 02:31 PM (kjOVp)

106 lets recap

we have a bag of snow accidentally left by a crackhead

and you got a crackhead in the WH, who is famous for leaving incriminating shit around, like guns and laptops

but it must be someone else

Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 02:32 PM (us2H3)

107 Eh. This seems likely false to me. TSA, border check points, police frisks, these all miss contraband. It happens pretty regularly.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 06, 2023 02:30 PM (ppBhU)

...

At which point you would think they would announce new double secret probation full cavity x-ray searches are now required at the WH because we can't have breaches like this happening.

But they know it wasn't a security miss.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 06, 2023 02:32 PM (z/ifB)

108 Biden administration is mooning normies.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 06, 2023 02:32 PM (rJ48h)

109 @RichardGrenell "The cocaine has to be either from a Biden family member or a cabinet secretary, those are the only people that are not searched completely."
____

To be fair, for this group, it could be anyone's.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 06, 2023 02:32 PM (fs1hN)

110 Look, people. Everyone has this all wrong. There is an explanation - and an obvious one - that nobody seems to be considering. What if nobody brought in a baggie of coke?

We know that the Bidens and others are deeply corrupt and engaged in continuous bribery. Bribery often - even at those levels - involves large quantities of cash. As has been demonstrated in the past, 90% or more of all US currency contains traces of cocaine thanks to drug trade.

Bribe recipients need to clean their money - often literally - to help avoid tracing and tracking through environmental factors. Being thrifty and value-minded, the Bidens recover trace cocaine during the laundering process. US currency contains between 0.006 and 1,240 micrograms of cocaine. Assuming an average of around 200 micrograms, it would take just 4,000 bills to net a gram of cocaine (assuming no process loss). At individual scale, this is not cost-effective or reasonable but at Biden scale, a meaningful amount of cocaine can be extracted from bribe proceeds.

No one brought the coke in because it was produced on-site as a side effect of bribery activity.

Posted by: Wheels within wheels, man at July 06, 2023 02:32 PM (t0OGg)

111 Oh link to the grace slick story:

https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/
jefferson-airplane-grace-slick-
lsd-president-nixon-white-house/?amp

Posted by: LizLem at July 06, 2023 02:32 PM (+mkOR)

112 Notice that no one has disclosed the quantity of coke that was found.

What about quality? Am I chopped liver?

Posted by: Good Chit, Mon! at July 06, 2023 02:32 PM (a3Q+t)

113 >>I was at the White House once and I don't remember going through the dogs. But maybe I've just forgotten. It's hard to remember clearly, given that I had forty condoms filled with heroin inside my body at the time, and they were leaking a bit.>>

Oh damn. That made me laugh so hard I dribbled chocolate pudding on my white blouse.

Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 02:32 PM (oiNtH)

114 Hunter is just so living the dream

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 02:32 PM (xcxpd)

115 How much coke was there in the baggie? About a three day binge minus a couple big lines.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 06, 2023 02:32 PM (17s+e)

116 All these decades of conflict with Russia and it turns out all they needed to do was send a tourist into the White House with *something* and no one would have noticed?

There weren't even any discussions after 9/11. Do not check what anybody brings into the White House, we're busy fighting suicide bombers!

Posted by: ChrisW at July 06, 2023 02:32 PM (PEgT0)

117 90 "There's absolutely ZERO chance anyone other than a family member brought that cocaine inside the White House complex. No chance that would make it past the mag/security checkpoints. Family bypasses those."

Eh. This seems likely false to me. TSA, border check points, police frisks, these all miss contraband. It happens pretty regularly.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 06, 2023 02:30 PM (ppBhU)

How many druggies are trying to get into the white house with coke?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 02:32 PM (eYoxG)

118 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
On “CBS This Morning,” the CEO of the feminine products company August, @nadyaokamotox, repeatedly refers to women as “menstruaters”

-
Well, still not as good as bonus holes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 02:32 PM (FVME7)

119 Remember that couple that snuck into the White House and crashed one of Obama’s inaugural parties or something? Early in his first term.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2023 02:33 PM (xTRSc)

120 lets recap

we have a bag of snow accidentally left by a crackhead

and you got a crackhead in the WH, who is famous for leaving incriminating shit around, like guns and laptops

but it must be someone else
Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 02:32 PM (us2H3)
........

Trump.

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 02:33 PM (v0R5T)

121 Why Random Bags of Cocaine in the White House is a GOOD Thing

Posted by: David French at July 06, 2023 02:33 PM (2tTGs)

122 @90

>>Eh. This seems likely false to me. TSA, border check points, police frisks, these all miss contraband. It happens pretty regularly.

This may be conceivably true for a TSA border check but I would highly doubt the personnel at The White House Security Detail are yobbos.

And if they are, well, you want to make the Secret Service own the f**kup then.

Someone has to get fired and fired hard.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 02:33 PM (up/3i)

123 90 There's absolutely ZERO chance anyone other than a family member brought that cocaine inside the White House complex. No chance that would make it past the mag/security checkpoints. Family bypasses those.

Eh. This seems likely false to me. TSA, border check points, police frisks, these all miss contraband. It happens pretty regularly.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 06, 2023 02:30 PM (ppBhU)
________

Agree. See my post above. There are literally 100s of videos and instruction guides on the internet about how to sneak coke and other party drugs through even the tightest security. Why? Because these are party drugs and everyone wants to bring their party drugs with them to the party. And often the party is airplane flights away and/or behind tough security.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

124 On the sidebar..."You know the American flag has six White Lines on it".

LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 02:34 PM (ynpvh)

125 Philadelphia has confiscated the homes of over 500 families due to drugs being found on the premises. I'm kind of shocked that the various law enforcement agencies in and around DC aren't eyeing the White House as a potential asset seizure.

Posted by: Orson at July 06, 2023 02:34 PM (+mki2)

126 The plastic in plastic bags holds fingerprints pretty well, I think, unless the SS and FBI has already wiped it clean.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2023 02:34 PM (pohLc)

127 There apparently was hear the cry of "alkukayen raea" (meaning roughly "cocaine is great") so we will never know the truth behind the cocaine hydrochloride

Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 02:34 PM (RHGPo)

128 The last time I went to the airport, they pulled me aside because I had a lifesaver in my pocket. One. Lifesaver. Candy.

Me too only it was lint from the little coin pocket at the top or the front pocket of my jeans. No kidding.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2023 02:34 PM (cn09p)

129 46...Might I say that until Tom Cotton refuses to vote for budgets that fund the Secret Service and works on building a coalition to do the same, that he is having all of this nonsense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

THIS. And every other writer of sternly worded letters and holders of hearings on the hill.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 06, 2023 02:34 PM (Rbu5d)

130 Here's another point. One can test hair, sweat, saliva, and urine, and get a good idea of when someone last used. If Hunter shows up with a shaved head, eyebrows, and pubes, you can draw some conclusions.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2023 02:34 PM (eOEVl)

131 114 Hunter is just so living the dream
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 02:32 PM (xcxpd)

Or he would be if he weren't so high that he doesn't know where he is.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 02:35 PM (eYoxG)

132 I want to hear more from the old man in the voodoo shop.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 02:35 PM (xcxpd)

133 I’m so ready baby!!
- GOP angry letter to the editor template

Posted by: Montec at July 06, 2023 02:35 PM (Cr2ZZ)

134 The plastic in plastic bags holds fingerprints pretty well, I think, unless the SS and FBI has already wiped it clean.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2023 02:34 PM (pohLc)
++++
It was smeared and could not be analyzed!

Posted by: Secret Service at July 06, 2023 02:35 PM (t0OGg)

135
Why Random Bags of Cocaine in the White House is a GOOD Thing
Posted by: David French at July 06, 2023 02:33 PM (2tTGs)

Blessing of liberty. Just some jawboning. And stuff. Where's my fistful of nickels? These bulls don't pay themselves.

Posted by: @TheRealDavidFrench at July 06, 2023 02:35 PM (oINRc)

136 Jill smuggled it in in her hoohah.

Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2023 02:36 PM (OUiUM)

137 Here's another point. One can test hair, sweat, saliva, and urine, and get a good idea of when someone last used. If Hunter shows up with a shaved head, eyebrows, and pubes, you can draw some conclusions.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2023 02:34 PM (eOEVl)
++++
LOL! You only do that if you have reason to worry that you'll be tested.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 02:36 PM (t0OGg)

138 Remember that women have a bonus hole to hide things. I don’t think a White House search goes that far or does it?

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 02:36 PM (MNhXM)

139 Eh. This seems likely false to me. TSA, border check points, police frisks, these all miss contraband. It happens pretty regularly.

TSA almost always fails the bringing in contraband tests. Of course the people setting up the tests know the system inside and out and probably did numerous test runs before springing it on TSA live.

Then there is a study that shows that while they are scanning objects looking for contraband, that ithe presence of such happens ever so rarely that it goes unnoticed. If you work an X-ray machine for two years and no one ever brought in contraband, on two years and one day, you still aren't really expecting to spot the contraband, just looking at more people's luggage.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 06, 2023 02:36 PM (p8A+W)

140 If Hunter shows up with a shaved head, eyebrows, and pubes, you can draw some conclusions.

Look dude the last time I shaved downstairs was when that tween girl said ewwww when I dropped my drawers for a massage. And...that hurt like hell. Not doing that again.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 06, 2023 02:36 PM (lc5cP)

141 131 114 Hunter is just so living the dream
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 02:32 PM (xcxpd)

Or he would be if he weren't so high that he doesn't know where he is.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 02:35 PM (eYoxG)

See? Better than facing reality. Not that he ever really has to face anything, including his baby mama...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 02:36 PM (xcxpd)

142 Andrew Bates is worried about the Hatch Act??? What a load of utter shit. This has nothing to do with the Hatch Act which they, by the way, violate on a daily basis.

Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 02:37 PM (oiNtH)

143 Remember that women have a bonus hole to hide things. I don’t think a White House search goes that far or does it?

On it!

Posted by: Sherrif Joe at July 06, 2023 02:37 PM (lc5cP)

144 The North could’ve won the Civil War a lot sooner if Lincoln had given up his coke habit.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2023 02:37 PM (xTRSc)

145
Brandon Straka:

"In the last month we’ve had transgender people pulling their boobs out at the White House, now they’re having cocaine parties at the White House.

The White House is just Studio 54 at this point.”

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 02:37 PM (lCaJd)

146 Lesseee The white house position is that it was some Maga brained tourist trying to get back at dark Brandon. OK for the last three years they have been rounding up anyone who was near the Capitol on J6 and throwing them in jail.

So you know they have the means. Two justice systems is no justice.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 06, 2023 02:37 PM (RO7u6)

147 Remember that women have a bonus hole to hide things. I don’t think a White House search goes that far or does it?

If its a high school cheer leading team, you can expect Joe himself to be down there begging to do those inspections.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 06, 2023 02:37 PM (p8A+W)

148 105 I don't understand the "Hatch act" response.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus
___________

None of the clueless media dolts will either. And they're all too lazy to look anything up and realize that it's a nonsensical answer.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at July 06, 2023 02:37 PM (gf7Ez)

149 What is Lifesaver candies came with a bonus hole?

Posted by: Philosomoron at July 06, 2023 02:37 PM (a3Q+t)

150 This is all needless speculation because it doesn't matter.

You can be sure that whoever that coke belonged to has the unconditional love of his or her father - and that's what really counts.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 02:37 PM (t0OGg)

151 I still say the Rs should be demanding that all the Biden's submit to a hair follicle test.

Demand that-- if Trump's tax returns were necessary to prove he wasn't colluding with Russia-- the Biden's need to prove they're not colluding with Columbia.

I want to hear the media phony outrage and feigned indignation over the invasion of privacy.

Then keep asking, what do the Biden's have to hide?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 06, 2023 02:37 PM (29rl5)

152 I volunteer to lead a Special Blue-Ribbon Select Committee to investigate this matter. We will, of course, need to, um, "examine" the evidence.

Posted by: Senator Lisa Murkowski at July 06, 2023 02:37 PM (PiwSw)

153 117 90 "There's absolutely ZERO chance anyone other than a family member brought that cocaine inside the White House complex. No chance that would make it past the mag/security checkpoints. Family bypasses those."

Eh. This seems likely false to me. TSA, border check points, police frisks, these all miss contraband. It happens pretty regularly.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 06, 2023 02:30 PM (ppBhU)

How many druggies are trying to get into the white house with coke?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 02:32 PM (eYoxG)
_______________

Probably many. I don't think it was a rando or tourist. I think it was someone who works there or frequently visits. My point is that it wasn't necessarily someone high enough that he or she can bypass security. It's easy to get coke through security. And there are many many people who need need need to do their lines.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

154 Jill smuggled it in in her hoohah.
Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2023 02:36 PM (OUiUM)

No so much about the the same comment but that it happens concurrently. Horde Mind is real and spectacular.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 02:37 PM (MNhXM)

155 So is there vid of some weird guy in a green hoodie on the plane?

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 02:38 PM (krQz2)

156 So who's getting fired for letting it out they found it ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2023 02:38 PM (bs+z0)

157 Remember that women have a bonus hole to hide things. I don’t think a White House search goes that far or does it?
Posted by: polynikes

It depends on how young she is.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 06, 2023 02:38 PM (kjOVp)

158 The White (Lines) House's latest statement is that the cocaine was found "near the vice-president's car".

This at the same time the DNC is pushing for Biden to drop Kamala and replace her with Whitmer.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2023 02:38 PM (FD5dr)

159 @126

>>Eh. This seems likely false to me. TSA, border check points, police frisks, these all miss contraband. It happens pretty regularly.

You are literally talking about a fine powdery substance, an adhesive and a fixing surface.

It's literally how fingerprints are captured.

The entire f**king bag should be lousy with fingerprints.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 02:38 PM (up/3i)

160 Jill smuggled it in in her hoohah.
Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2023 02:36 PM (OUiUM)

Maybe it fell out through a hole in her fishnets?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 02:38 PM (guGkK)

161 If they didn't know who it was (of course they know) they would be pretending to care about the sanctity of the WH and how they will be reviewing and revising their process so that this never happens again, and warning all the little people who visit to not be so naughty. They are lying liars who lie.

Posted by: DJ at July 06, 2023 02:38 PM (uosPt)

162 This story seems to be blowing up instead of going away. Not because the MSM is doing it's job for a change or somebody out to embarrass Biden. Just too juicy and scandalous (like reality TV) for the American public to ignore. Unlike all those boring stories about Dem/Deep State corruption

Posted by: Ripley at July 06, 2023 02:39 PM (KrJTL)

163 Jill smuggled it in in her hoohah.

Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2023 02:36 PM (OUiUM)
===

Well putting cocaine in a dry environment is good for keeping cocaine.

I rate this as most likely true.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 06, 2023 02:39 PM (17s+e)

164 He gets all the informed suspicion, but maybe it wasn't Hunter. Perhaps we have it all wrong. Sorry, Hunter.

Maybe it was Ashley.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 06, 2023 02:39 PM (KEThI)

165 147 Remember that women have a bonus hole to hide things. I don’t think a White House search goes that far or does it?

If its a ~~high~~ grade school cheer leading team, you can expect Joe himself to be down there begging to do those inspections.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 06, 2023 02:37 PM (p8A+W)

FIFY

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 02:39 PM (ynpvh)

166 Probably already mentioned, but read CDR Salmander's post:

https://tinyurl.com/2duu7w5z

That sounds like the alcove to a SCIF.

Yes, the White House has one.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 06, 2023 02:39 PM (1n+EO)

167

Good Old BRains Hunt is the same tweeker who left his computer at a repair shop.

Its not hard to think that the same impulsive methhead left his bag of dope in the white house after snorting two eight balls.

I mean, come the fuck on.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 06, 2023 02:39 PM (UCNv1)

168 We can still talk about crazy airplane chick’s boobs, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2023 02:22 PM (xTRSc)

Well, you can Some of us don't give a flying- something or other- about her boobs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 02:39 PM (Keyt1)

169 Willie Nelson claimed to smoke pot on the roof during the Carter years.

I met Willie a few times cooking chili at Terlingua

he always struck me as a Merle wannabe

now he's just a haggard Nelson

Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 02:40 PM (us2H3)

170 "I checked Tara Reade and all I found was my fingers!"

Posted by: President Potatohead at July 06, 2023 02:40 PM (guGkK)

171 149 What is Lifesaver candies came with a bonus hole?

Posted by: Philosomoron at July 06, 2023 02:37 PM (a3Q+t)

Punchline: "Spit 'em out kids! They're assholes!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 02:40 PM (ynpvh)

172 160 Jill smuggled it in in her hoohah.
Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2023 02:36 PM (OUiUM)

Maybe it fell out through a hole in her fishnets?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 02:38 PM (guGkK)
____________

You joke, but that's an easy way for girls to get drugs past security. And they do. Party girls gonna party.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

173 We'll get to the bottom of it.

Posted by: Senator Unreal Motherfucker (R-Maine) at July 06, 2023 02:40 PM (krQz2)

174 MSNBC’s Joyless Reid said Wednesday during “The Reidout” that she was afraid to leave her house on July 4 because America is “awash with guns.”

Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 02:40 PM (RHGPo)

175 Philadelphia has confiscated the homes of over 500 families due to drugs being found on the premises.

Sounds like a good plan to not invite your druggie friends or that new friend that gives off Glowie vibes to the house.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 06, 2023 02:40 PM (p8A+W)

176 >>> Good thing I searched to see if someone else said it first.

Ace commenter mind twin powers unite! Form of an Ewok!

Posted by: LizLem at July 06, 2023 02:40 PM (+mkOR)

177 Eh. This seems likely false to me. TSA, border check points, police frisks, these all miss contraband. It happens pretty regularly.

Good grief. No matter how obvious the corruption is, there are always folks ready and willing to explain it away. Even when they oppose the corruption.

Call it normalcy bias. Call it whatever you like. It's absolutely a huge part of human nature.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at July 06, 2023 02:41 PM (ZoeSo)

178 First it was topless trannies and now coke. The District should change the name of Pennsylvania Avenue to "Bourbon Street East"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 06, 2023 02:41 PM (KEThI)

179 I don't understand the "Hatch act" response.

Congrats. That means you have an at least minimally functional BS detector.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 06, 2023 02:41 PM (nfrXX)

180 are the areolas the cherry on top

or the chocolate on the backside of the curve

Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 02:42 PM (us2H3)

181 MSNBC’s Joyless Reid said Wednesday during “The Reidout” that she was afraid to leave her house on July 4 because America is “awash with guns.”

You'd expect that from someone who freely admitted she was too dumb to get into college but made it anyway because black.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2023 02:42 PM (FD5dr)

182 MSNBC’s Joyless Reid said Wednesday during “The Reidout” that she was afraid to leave her house on July 4 because America is “awash with guns.”

I agree with her. She should stay in her house. Forever.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2023 02:42 PM (eOEVl)

183 175 "Philadelphia has confiscated the homes of over 500 families due to drugs being found on the premises."

Sounds like a good plan to not invite your druggie friends or that new friend that gives off Glowie vibes to the house.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 06, 2023 02:40 PM (p8A+W)

I do wonder about the claim about the houses being the homes of families. Drug dens are not super subtle and police aren't quick about shutting them down. They get around to it sure, but a layman can go about spotting these places.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 02:42 PM (eYoxG)

184 When he’s not busy overseeing a crucial counteroffensive aimed at sending Russia’s forces down a “Highway to Hell,” Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky pumps himself up by listening to AC/DC and Guns N’ Roses. Ukraine’s leader opened up about his musical tastes — and an intense morning routine involving the headbanging sounds of classic rock — in a new interview with CNN’s Erin Burnett.

.. leave it to CNN to get to what is really important in a story

Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 02:42 PM (RHGPo)

185 Sorry Bingino is not right that there is no way to bring it in. Staffers could have brought it in there are a lot of people who work in there they can't empty everyone's pockets.

Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2023 02:42 PM (pwExq)

186
Didn't Hunter also leave crackpipe/works and Beau's badge behind when he returned a rental car to airport?

Posted by: Or am I Misrememberin'? at July 06, 2023 02:42 PM (T0tUU)

187 This is all a ruse to prepare for the coming Executive Order legalizing cocaine.

Posted by: DJ at July 06, 2023 02:43 PM (uosPt)

188 Pfft, checking Hunter's pockets wouldn't have helped. He keeps the drugs in the "nuclear football" briefcase, which the guards can't check. Besides, he's the smartest man Joe knows, which is why he gets to hang on to the football.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at July 06, 2023 02:43 PM (N/KJF)

189
Remember that women have a bonus hole to hide things. I don’t think a White House search goes that far or does it?

-----

What if it's just an apparent bonus hole. What if the other one is illusory, too? What is the cocaine traverses a non-orientable, two-dimensional topology? I won't call it a manifold. That would be sexist. A two-dimensional trans-manifold, as it were. Anyway...

WHAT IF THERE ARE NO HOLES?!?!!

Posted by: Secret Service Agent Felix Klein at July 06, 2023 02:43 PM (oINRc)

190 It's been White House policy in every Democrat administration since Kennedy that hookers get a free pass through security.

/I still say it's a Squirrel! cover-up for and distraction from a dead Chinese spy hooker honey pot. Has anybody seen Fang Fang or her sister Bang Bang since then?

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 02:43 PM (Pf3h7)

191
So, if it HAD been anthrax, the SS would shrug their shoulders and say there's no way to find out how?

Isn't that basically what the government did with the anthrax mailings? Well, after falsely blaming that one guy for years.
Posted by: 18-1

==========

Yeah, mailings, but visitors? They're really saying that you could get a deadly poison right tf into a work area of the White House where the prez himself hangs out and we can't figure out how. Fissionable materials, anyone? Botulinum? I know some of that is sci-fi, but I'm talking about what they're really saying. You can get contraband and poison into the White House, kill the president, and skate. Nice to know!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 02:43 PM (lCaJd)

192 Probably already mentioned, but read CDR Salmander's post:

He used to post here. Wonder why he stopped?

Posted by: KJP at July 06, 2023 02:43 PM (Xrfse)

193 I don't understand the "Hatch act" response.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus
---
Neither do I.

Seems an overuse of it, if that were the case.

This seems to be an awkward stab to cover and go mum.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 02:44 PM (krQz2)

194 Hunter is just so living the dream
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water

Been spending most his life
Living in a gangsta's paradise

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 02:44 PM (FVME7)

195 Sounds more like the Walter White House.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 06, 2023 02:44 PM (2kwtl)

196 No Fing way that was the real Pedo Joe walking to Marine 1. Activate Biden Double. We'll know for sure when he speaks to the 14 people in South Carolina.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 06, 2023 02:44 PM (17s+e)

197 I would love to be a guest on the View and respond with everything Karen hate.

I’d probably say calm down a dozen times. Don’t get so emotional a half dozen times and ‘ Let me explain this to you’ more than needed.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 02:44 PM (MNhXM)

198 179 I don't understand the "Hatch act" response.

don't wade into something you don't understand

Posted by: Rev Maclean at July 06, 2023 02:44 PM (us2H3)

199 I don't think it's Hunters, but it certainly wasn't some Joe Blow tourist......

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2023 02:44 PM (bs+z0)

200 I like how the Pious Phonies who fainted at "pussy" suddenly find the coked-out methhead son of the President snorting lines in the Oval Office no big deal.

And remember: Hunter's defense-- that he was not extorting Chinese businesses while sitting next to Joe-- is that he was tripping balls, high as fuck sitting next to Joe.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 06, 2023 02:44 PM (29rl5)

201 DUDE!

Now the White House is trying to intimate the cocaine might have been Kamala's!

https://tinyurl.com/y9yzfnbc

They're throwing everything at the wall. Everything.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2023 02:44 PM (0N1h0)

202 Maybe I'm thinking of a different CDR?

Posted by: KJP at July 06, 2023 02:44 PM (Xrfse)

203 So, if it HAD been anthrax, the SS would shrug their shoulders and say there's no way to find out how?

They'd probably go after Stephen Hatfill again. He's their go-to "regular suspect" for anthrax.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 02:45 PM (guGkK)

204 The old man in the voodoo shop on St. Martin island

Some people are sensitive to things in the spiritual realm and others pig fucking, smooth brained, lick spittle scoffers.

/It is possible that there are more than 2 categories of people. . . .

Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at July 06, 2023 02:45 PM (JNTt1)

205 That's how they keep potential bio-chem weapons out.

Yeah - if you can smuggle an ounce of cocaine in, you can smuggle an ounce of anthrax in.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 06, 2023 02:45 PM (2tUFv)

206
I just love that the libtards apparently think that the security in the White House is the same as-

the security in Waffle House.

"Anybody, could've snuck in that cocaine, and which one of you motherfuckers ate one of my sausage patties!!!!!"

Posted by: naturalfake at July 06, 2023 02:45 PM (fb7jX)

207 "Philadelphia has confiscated the homes of over 500 families due to drugs being found on the premises."

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Yeah! That's the ticket!

Shua! Just confiscating homes 'cause a drugs!

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 02:45 PM (krQz2)

208 What's interesting is Hunter is the only Biden who is human. The rest are shameless trailer park ass clowns.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 06, 2023 02:45 PM (D8mow)

209 "MSNBC’s Joyless Reid said Wednesday during “The Reidout” that she was afraid to leave her house on July 4 because America is “awash with guns.”

Posted by: SMOD"

She must live in Chicago

Posted by: Ripley at July 06, 2023 02:46 PM (KrJTL)

210 "Maybe I'm thinking of a different CDR?"

Commander M.

Still posts occasionally, now that he's retired.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 06, 2023 02:46 PM (1n+EO)

211 All this talk of Waffle House is making me hungry.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 06, 2023 02:46 PM (D8mow)

212 The Nixons' kids were well-behaved. And JFK's kids were too young to be any trouble. All the other presidents in my lifetime have had at least one problem spawn.

Okay maybe Ford gets a mention too.

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 02:46 PM (geLO8)

213 Yeah it's the nonchalant *shruggs* "who's to say?" that is the most damning.

1. This makes Biden look bad and will cost democrats during election time.
2. So HELL YES!!! If it wasn't Hunter or Joe himself they would have already caught the guilty party and subjected them to a public drawing and quartering.
3. They haven't caught anyone, and are being quite insouciant about doing so.

It's Hunter or Joe.

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 06, 2023 02:46 PM (am7Lt)

214 I don't understand the "Hatch act" response.

-
If he answers, he turns into a duck.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 02:47 PM (FVME7)

215 Commander M.
Still posts occasionally, now that he's retired.

Hah, that's it. Thanks. Good dude.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 06, 2023 02:47 PM (Xrfse)

216 Now the White House is trying to intimate the cocaine might have been Kamala's!

https://tinyurl.com/y9yzfnbc

They're throwing everything at the wall. Everything.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2023 02:44 PM (0N1h0)
---
This could mesh with why we heard the clumsy denial, first.

They need to get Joe out of the way, but they need to get Kamala out of the way first.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 02:47 PM (krQz2)

217 I just love that the libtards apparently think that the security in the White House is the same as -
the security in Waffle House.

It's not just libtards. A certain segment exists, I've learned, that really is just like that cartoon of the dog saying "this is fine" while everything around him burns.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at July 06, 2023 02:47 PM (ZoeSo)

218 200 I like how the Pious Phonies who fainted at "pussy" suddenly find the coked-out methhead son of the President snorting lines in the Oval Office no big deal.

And remember: Hunter's defense-- that he was not extorting Chinese businesses while sitting next to Joe-- is that he was tripping balls, high as fuck sitting next to Joe.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 06, 2023 02:44 PM (29rl5)

OR he could use the Dan Fielding defense when he was accused of sleeping with one of the beauty contestants in a pageant he was judging: "What bias? I slept with them all."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 02:47 PM (ynpvh)

219 209 "MSNBC’s Joyless Reid said Wednesday during “The Reidout” that she was afraid to leave her house on July 4 because America is “awash with guns".

Posted by: Ripley at July 06, 2023 02:46 PM (KrJTL)

I assumed it's because there's been a Democrat terrorist shooting every July 4th for like three or four years running.

Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 02:48 PM (2tTGs)

220 196 No Fing way that was the real Pedo Joe walking to Marine 1. Activate Biden Double. We'll know for sure when he speaks to the 14 people in South Carolina.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 06, 2023 02:44 PM (17s+e)

That's what I thought... Walked too well for Joe......

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2023 02:48 PM (bs+z0)

221 This Asian lady in a one-piece is extremely happy that Hunter Biden has a "no yellow" policy:
https://is.gd/u3jygC

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 02:48 PM (t0OGg)

222 It is impossible to imagine a tourist smuggling coke into the most secure place on earth.

---------

Well, second-most secure place on Earth after Hillary's private email server.

[h/t James Comey]

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 02:48 PM (Pf3h7)

223 >>> I don't understand the "Hatch act" response.

Perhaps the cocaine was enjoyed at a campaign event?

Posted by: DJ at July 06, 2023 02:49 PM (uosPt)

224 i don't think we can entirely rule out spontaneous generation of cocaine baggies inside secure cubbyholes. more experimentation is warranted.

can i have a grant?

Posted by: anachronda at July 06, 2023 02:49 PM (v3pYe)

225 Smartest man Joe Biden knows left his long weekend stash at his dad's house. Really no other way to explain it with all the after hijinks.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 06, 2023 02:49 PM (17s+e)

226
"MSNBC’s Joyless Reid said Wednesday during “The Reidout” that she was afraid to leave her house on July 4 because America is “awash with guns.”

Posted by: SMOD"

===========

So she lives in a city with heavy gun control.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 02:49 PM (lCaJd)

227 224 i don't think we can entirely rule out spontaneous generation of cocaine baggies inside secure cubbyholes. more experimentation is warranted.

can i have a grant?
Posted by: anachronda at July 06, 2023 02:49 PM (v3pYe)

One of them quantum whatisits.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 02:49 PM (eYoxG)

228 Was it Bush I or II who had a former male pornstar Jeff Gannon who worked for him at the White House? 😂🤣😂

And the kidnapped sexual abuse testimony from the Franklin Scandal (conspiracy fact) about tours of the White House.

The hotdogs from Hawaii that Obama ordered.

Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 06, 2023 02:49 PM (jfjER)

229 The fact that grown, kollidge-educated people are willing to stand in a pen to yell a question to a stumbling, old fossil who won't even acknowledge it as he goes to a helicopter to lie in SC about "Bidenomics" is another sign of impending doom.

Posted by: Runon Sentence at July 06, 2023 02:50 PM (T0tUU)

230 To recap:

Trump wanted to legally build a hotel in Russia = Collusion! Russian agent! National security risk!

Joe Biden's son, scoring kilos of ilegal cocaine from who knows what kind of criminals, snorting it in the WH = no big deal

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 06, 2023 02:50 PM (29rl5)

231 I don't want the coke, but I'd like to have a couple of the little coke baggies with the Presidential Seal on it.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023

***
I got the Presidential Seal . . .
I'm up on the Presidential podium . . .
My mama Jill loves me, she loves me --
She loves me like a rock!

Posted by: F. Joe "Paul Simon" Biden at July 06, 2023 02:50 PM (J2vNu)

232 I don't understand the "Hatch act" response.

-
If he answers, he turns into a duck.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 02:47 PM (FVME7)
---
That means he'll weigh as much as a duck!

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 02:50 PM (krQz2)

233 The Nixons' kids were well-behaved. And JFK's kids were too young to be any trouble. All the other presidents in my lifetime have had at least one problem spawn.

Really ? Chelsea didn't stir much shit. The Bush girls didn't really either, they were just normal - pretty - rich - connected late teen girls. I seriously don't remember much bullshit out of either group, other than what the media tried to stir. The one Bush girl was caught drinking. Hoo boy.

The Obama girls were not trouble makers - but they were typical Millennials. They were always looking for something to stick their noses into. Looking for a cause.

Posted by: Roll Me Away at July 06, 2023 02:50 PM (ZoeSo)

234 "Notice that no one has disclosed the quantity of coke that was found. That would be a no-brainer disclosure, automatically made -- unless you were engaged in a cover-up."

Ace, I'm not sure that's true. Multiple reports are that the coke was found "in a dime-sized bag." That would suggest a very small amount -- almost too small to be credible. Most coke bags for portable use are 1.5 inches square.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

235 221 This Asian lady in a one-piece is extremely happy that Hunter Biden has a "no yellow" policy:
https://is.gd/u3jygC

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 02:48 PM (t0OGg)

Speaking of Topology...yes, a one-piece.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 02:51 PM (ynpvh)

236 212 The Nixons' kids were well-behaved. And JFK's kids were too young to be any trouble. All the other presidents in my lifetime have had at least one problem spawn.

Okay maybe Ford gets a mention too.
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 02:46 PM (geLO

The Bush twins were normal.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 02:51 PM (MNhXM)

237 A quick Ctrl-F on the CNN homepage:

cocaine: 0 hits
Trump: 7 hits

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 06, 2023 02:51 PM (PiwSw)

238 I don't want the coke, but I'd like to have a couple of the little coke baggies with the Presidential Seal on it.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023
++++
LOL. I'd like to think they don't have the balls to do that, but I doubt that's true.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 02:51 PM (t0OGg)

239 Trump wanted to legally build a hotel in Russia = Collusion! Russian agent! National security risk!

Joe Biden's son, scoring kilos of ilegal cocaine from who knows what kind of criminals, snorting it in the WH = no big deal
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 06, 2023 02:50 PM (29rl5)
---
A saga of the love of a father for his son.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 02:51 PM (krQz2)

240 It belongs to Sherrod Brown, Senator from Ohio (Democrat).
Back in the 1980's, when Sherrod was the Secretary of State under Dick (dick) Celeste, there were strong rumors that someone was dealing drugs out of his office.

This is actually a semi-true story, based on rumors from the distant 1980's.

I still like the idea that Kamala did it to frame the Bidens. That just seems so cool to me.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at July 06, 2023 02:51 PM (vcOmj)

241 227 224 i don't think we can entirely rule out spontaneous generation of cocaine baggies inside secure cubbyholes. more experimentation is warranted.

can i have a grant?
Posted by: anachronda at July 06, 2023 02:49 PM (v3pYe)

One of them quantum whatisits.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 02:49 PM (eYoxG)

Botzman Baggie...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 02:52 PM (ynpvh)

242 Boltzman...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 02:52 PM (ynpvh)

243
Scott Adams playing 11-dimensional chess says the coke was planted by the Deep State in order to get Joe out of the race in 2024 because he's doomed to lose.

True, the Deep State operates against inconvenient Dems at times...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 02:52 PM (lCaJd)

244 238 LOL. I'd like to think they don't have the balls to do that, but I doubt that's true.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 02:51 PM (t0OGg)

=========

It'll be the "But her emails" hat of 2024.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

245 MSNBC’s Joyless Reid said Wednesday during “The Reidout” that she was afraid to leave her house on July 4 because America is “awash with guns.”

Posted by: SMOD"

Is there nothing to stupid for her to say?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 02:52 PM (Xhy9V)

246 See this is why I don't have a show on Fox

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 02:52 PM (geLO8)

247 234 "Notice that no one has disclosed the quantity of coke that was found. That would be a no-brainer disclosure, automatically made -- unless you were engaged in a cover-up."

Ace, I'm not sure that's true. Multiple reports are that the coke was found "in a dime-sized bag." That would suggest a very small amount -- almost too small to be credible. Most coke bags for portable use are 1.5 inches square.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

or was that a dime-store bag?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 02:53 PM (ynpvh)

248 To those who think this wasn't Hunter's stash, consider the fact that Hunter is stupid. Apple (with worm) didn't fall far from the tree with this one.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2023 02:53 PM (pohLc)

249 That Kamala bitch set me up!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 06, 2023 02:53 PM (17s+e)

250 @241

>>Botzman Baggie...

Correction, Boltzmann Baggie.

So close.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 02:53 PM (up/3i)

251 Which is more doped up, father or son?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 06, 2023 02:53 PM (44ww/)

252 237 A quick Ctrl-F on the CNN homepage:

cocaine: 0 hits
Trump: 7 hits

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 06, 2023 02:51 PM (PiwSw)

So CNN is high on Trump, no coke.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 02:54 PM (ynpvh)

253 still like the idea that Kamala did it to frame the Bidens. That just seems so cool to me.
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at July 06, 2023 02:51 PM (vcOmj)

She’s so smart she probably would write Property of H. Biden on the bag.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 02:54 PM (MNhXM)

254 That Bianca chick is a bit of a One.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 06, 2023 02:54 PM (ufFY8)

255 251 Which is more doped up, father or son?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 06, 2023 02:53 PM (44ww/)

It's a toss up

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2023 02:54 PM (bs+z0)

256 I don't understand the "Hatch act" response.
---
Well that's because it also would violate the Emolluments Clause.

Jebus, how about that fucking gem they took oh so very seriously?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 06, 2023 02:54 PM (29rl5)

257 Willie Nelson claimed to smoke pot on the roof during the Carter years.

I met Willie a few times cooking chili at Terlingua

he always struck me as a Merle wannabe

now he's just a haggard Nelson

Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023

***
"I woke up still not dead again today.
The Internet said that I had passed away.
If I died, I wasn't dead to stay --
I woke up still not dead again today!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 02:54 PM (J2vNu)

258 Current status: reports of cocaine in WH are serving as stray voltage to distract public from testimony of president, presidents son, and presdents brother being paid agents of foreign superpower.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 06, 2023 02:54 PM (Z7pmY)

259 249 That Kamala bitch set me up!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 06, 2023 02:53 PM (17s+e)

Yo, fam. It is DC.

Posted by: Marion "Role Model" Barry at July 06, 2023 02:54 PM (PiwSw)

260 Scott Adams playing 11-dimensional chess says the coke was planted by the Deep State in order to get Joe out of the race in 2024 because he's doomed to lose.
-------

There is evidence he took a $5 million bribe. He admitted to extorting officials in Ukraine on tape.

The media, powered by the Deep State, still slobbers on him like he's the Second Coming of George Washington.

A cocaine baggy left by a "random tourist" is going to push him out? On what fucking planet?

Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 02:54 PM (2tTGs)

261 241 They sell bolt-ons in baggies?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2023 02:54 PM (xTRSc)

262 The SS is prolly the Cocaine Plug ffs. Let's not complicate things nor pretend if you work in the White House that cocaine would be difficult to sneak in.

It must be my deep Anglo-Scottish pre colonial roots talking, but why do people default to trusting those in power? This is foreign thinking to me.

Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 06, 2023 02:55 PM (jfjER)

263 250 @241

>>Botzman Baggie...

Correction, Boltzmann Baggie.

So close.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 02:53 PM (up/3i)

Yeah, I caught it on the very next comment.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 02:55 PM (ynpvh)

264 MSNBC’s Joyless Reid said Wednesday during “The Reidout” that she was afraid to leave her house on July 4 because America is “awash with guns.”

Posted by: SMOD"

Is there nothing to stupid for her to say?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd

NO

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at July 06, 2023 02:55 PM (vcOmj)

265 This Asian lady in a one-piece is extremely happy that Hunter Biden has a "no yellow" policy:
https://is.gd/u3jygC
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 02:48 PM (t0OGg)

Is she saluting or shielding her eyes from the sun?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 02:55 PM (Xhy9V)

266 White House latest is that the cocaine was found near where the VPs vehicle is.

Seriously.

Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2023 02:55 PM (pwExq)

267 It was a long time ago but when I was around cleared White House employees didn't have to go through security every time they came and went. Given the freakshow hired in the name of diversity as West Wing staff by the current administration it's entirely plausible to me that Hunter might actually be innocent of this one. There's probably 30 people that baggie could've belonged to.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 06, 2023 02:56 PM (CQ3Qb)

268 I don't understand the "Hatch act" response.

-
If he answers, he turns into a duck.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 02:47 PM (FVME7)
---
That means he'll weigh as much as a duck!
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 02:50 PM

Then...we can..build a bridge out of him?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2023 02:56 PM (Wnv9h)

269 sorry guys, I didn't think it through
it's just this damn war, and that sonofabitch Johnson

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 02:56 PM (geLO8)

270 247 234 "Notice that no one has disclosed the quantity of coke that was found. That would be a no-brainer disclosure, automatically made -- unless you were engaged in a cover-up."

Ace, I'm not sure that's true. Multiple reports are that the coke was found "in a dime-sized bag." That would suggest a very small amount -- almost too small to be credible. Most coke bags for portable use are 1.5 inches square.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

or was that a dime-store bag?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 02:53 PM (ynpvh)
_________

I had that thought too, although I quoted the "dime-sized bag" directly from the reports. It's odd phrasing either way. They could mean the size of an old "dime bag" of weed, but that would be an even more obscure reference. But Ace is correct that they certainly know by now EXACTLY how much coke was found, but they are at best being very vague about it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

271 Current status: reports of cocaine in WH are serving as stray voltage to distract public from testimony of president, presidents son, and presdents brother being paid agents of foreign superpower.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 06, 2023 02:54 PM (Z7pmY)
++++
Except that it's inviting comparisons. "The corrupt bastard's corrupt, cokehead kid dropped it" isn't a great distraction.

I agree that it's a side show, but as far as a distraction it's not being too effective.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 02:56 PM (t0OGg)

272 >White House latest is that the cocaine was found near where the VPs vehicle is.

she parks inside?

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 02:56 PM (geLO8)

273 @262: "... but why do people default to trusting those in power?"

Bring back "Question Authority" button pins!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 02:56 PM (k1Qly)

274 @263

>>Yeah, I caught it on the very next comment.

And I caught your catch and let me take this opportunity to apologize for being a pedantic dick.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 02:56 PM (up/3i)

275 Ace, I'm not sure that's true. Multiple reports are that the coke was found "in a dime-sized bag." That would suggest a very small amount -- almost too small to be credible. Most coke bags for portable use are 1.5 inches square.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

They don't mean the size of a dime.

Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 02:56 PM (2tTGs)

276 Ace, I'm not sure that's true. Multiple reports are that the coke was found "in a dime-sized bag." That would suggest a very small amount -- almost too small to be credible. Most coke bags for portable use are 1.5 inches square.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July

The meant dime bag n'est ce pas?

Not a bag the size of a dime.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 06, 2023 02:56 PM (Z7pmY)

277 265 This Asian lady in a one-piece is extremely happy that Hunter Biden has a "no yellow" policy:
https://is.gd/u3jygC
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 02:48 PM (t0OGg)

Is she saluting or shielding her eyes from the sun?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 02:55 PM (Xhy9V)

Maybe just happy to see you...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 02:56 PM (ynpvh)

278 We rate the Bee article as False.

Posted by: Snopes at July 06, 2023 02:56 PM (MNhXM)

279 Get ready for the Jonah Goldberg thought piece about how KaBoom was just the 70's cocaine - hey, Hunter is Ace!

Posted by: Boswell at July 06, 2023 02:57 PM (K+UlC)

280 wow that is one magic bag of coke

it keeps moving around the White House grounds seemingly at random

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 02:57 PM (geLO8)

281 let me take this opportunity to apologize for being a pedantic dick.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 02:56 PM (up/3i)

Are we apologizing for that now?

That's gonna take up half of every thread.

Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 02:57 PM (2tTGs)

282 I do wonder about the claim about the houses being the homes of families. Drug dens are not super subtle and police aren't quick about shutting them down. They get around to it sure, but a layman can go about spotting these places.
___

In my neighborhood, it's the houses that have the pair of shoes hanging by their laces on the telephone wires.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 06, 2023 02:58 PM (fs1hN)

283 275 Ace, I'm not sure that's true. Multiple reports are that the coke was found "in a dime-sized bag." That would suggest a very small amount -- almost too small to be credible. Most coke bags for portable use are 1.5 inches square.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 02:50 PM (iFTx/)

They don't mean the size of a dime.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 02:56 PM (2tTGs)
_________

What do they mean then?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

284 Just imagine if Trump was still in the White House.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2023 02:58 PM (pohLc)

285 274 @263

>>Yeah, I caught it on the very next comment.

And I caught your catch and let me take this opportunity to apologize for being a pedantic dick.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 02:56 PM (up/3i)

No need. I still mispelled it missing the final "n".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 02:58 PM (ynpvh)

286 Where will the Bag Of Coke have been found next?

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 02:58 PM (geLO8)

287 @280: "it keeps moving around the White House grounds seemingly at random"

Have we ruled out DARPA teleportation tests yet?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 02:58 PM (k1Qly)

288 The scene in the White House right now:

https://tinyurl.com/2ktm8jhj

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 06, 2023 02:58 PM (2tUFv)

289 ++++
Except that it's inviting comparisons. "The corrupt bastard's corrupt, cokehead kid dropped it" isn't a great distraction.

I agree that it's a side show, but as far as a distraction it's not being too effective.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) a

Right and I'm not saying they planted it themselves as a distraction. It's just incredible that both those things are (should be) in the news simultaneously

Posted by: TexasDan at July 06, 2023 02:59 PM (Z7pmY)

290 The Eff Bee Eye says never because they destroyed the CCTV tapes

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 02:59 PM (YK2kt)

291 I'm just surprised they allowed this to be released at all... Somethings up...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2023 02:59 PM (bs+z0)

292 H is for Herkimer. Helnut? Herbie? Harcourt? Humphrey?

Humpelstiltskin?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 06, 2023 02:59 PM (kXYt5)

293 @281

>>That's gonna take up half of every thread.

That's exactly what we need right about now...

An Airing of Grievances/Apology Thread.

It will still end up becoming a Movie/Gun Thread though.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 02:59 PM (up/3i)

294 Multiple democrat propaganda reports of a "dime" bag but no pictures and a dime bag gives the impression of a dime sized but it could be much bigger as street slang "dime" could be up to a thousand dollars. Also doubt the fire department would be called for a tiny bag.

Don't buy the lie democrat propaganda outlets are selling.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 06, 2023 02:59 PM (17s+e)

295 Have we ruled out DARPA teleportation tests yet?

Or black holes?

Posted by: Don L. at July 06, 2023 03:00 PM (nfrXX)

296 285 274 @263

>>Yeah, I caught it on the very next comment.

And I caught your catch and let me take this opportunity to apologize for being a pedantic dick.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 02:56 PM (up/3i)

No need. I still mispelled it missing the final "n".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 02:58 PM (ynpvh)

I saw Pendantic Dicks play with the PussyCat Dolls at the...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:00 PM (ynpvh)

297
A cocaine baggy left by a "random tourist" is going to push him out? On what fucking planet?
Posted by: ...

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Heh, good question, except that part of the planting would be that the SS then claims they don't know who did it, which leads everyone pointing at Hunter.

Maybe it's the best the Secret Service can do. Every Deep State actor answers the call and does their all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 03:00 PM (lCaJd)

298 293 It will still end up becoming a Movie/Gun Thread though.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 02:59 PM (up/3i)

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I'm only here for the boob threads.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 03:00 PM (LvTSG)

299 What do they mean then?
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

Not looking it up but I think a dime bag is 0.10 kilo?

About the size of small baggie you refer to.

It's a term for how coke is sold.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 06, 2023 03:00 PM (Z7pmY)

300 What do they mean then?
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

Benji size - they mean cost, not size...come one, you'll never get the Hunter part in the upcoming Netflix's "A Father's Love"

Posted by: Boswell at July 06, 2023 03:00 PM (K+UlC)

301 I don't think Lamont is real.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 03:01 PM (krQz2)

302 Maybe it's 10 grams?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 06, 2023 03:01 PM (Z7pmY)

303 297 Heh, good question, except that part of the planting would be that the SS then claims they don't know who did it, which leads everyone pointing at Hunter.

Maybe it's the best the Secret Service can do. Every Deep State actor answers the call and does their all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 03:00 PM (lCaJd)

========

The Secret Service can reveal who's visiting Joe at his home away from the White House. They can record conversations.

They can do a whole lot more than, "hey we found a small baggie of coke, you guys."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

304 @294

>>Don't buy the lie democrat propaganda outlets are selling.

It's more than likely as we imagine, a Ziploc baggie of coke and not some little baglet that holds a bump or two.

A guy like Hunter deals in weight.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 03:01 PM (up/3i)

305 What do they mean then?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

It's a slang term that refers colloquially to the amount of money it cost. Guessing the media is using the term to confuzzle the issue and make it sound like a big fat nothing.

Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 03:01 PM (2tTGs)

306 The dime thing could be some Gen Z reporter trying to sound hip about drugs.

Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2023 03:01 PM (pwExq)

307 Maybe they meant it was a Dimebag Darrell-sized bag of cocaine?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 06, 2023 03:02 PM (CQ3Qb)

308 So.. The CHICOMS don't drug test their employees?

Posted by: BRAD at July 06, 2023 03:02 PM (2znMt)

309 Is she saluting or shielding her eyes from the sun?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 02:55 PM (Xhy9V)

Maybe just happy to see you...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 02:56 PM

*takes very careful second look*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2023 03:02 PM (Wnv9h)

310 While possible, I don't think that this was some planted item to discredit the Bidens. Their one talent seems to being able to multi-task multiple fuck-ups at once.

Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 03:02 PM (oiNtH)

311 A bag the size of a dime would hold about $6.89 of coke.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 06, 2023 03:02 PM (17s+e)

312 @298: "I'm only here for the boob threads."

Top ten list of most gratuitous use of boobs in a movie poster!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 03:03 PM (k1Qly)

313 White House latest is that the cocaine was found near where the VPs vehicle is.

Seriously.
Posted by: blaster

Ham fisted attempt at erasing Kamala so they can install someone else. Biden wins 24 and promptly retires for health reasons.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 03:03 PM (g40eP)

314 A guy like Hunter deals in weight.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 03:01 PM (up/3i)

Crackheads typically aren't very picky.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 06, 2023 03:03 PM (CQ3Qb)

315 A guy like Hunter deals in weight.

Hey, I live in the White House now!

How do you expect me to function without my medicine?

Posted by: Hunter! at July 06, 2023 03:03 PM (2tUFv)

316 Not looking it up but I think a dime bag is 0.10 kilo?

About the size of small baggie you refer to.

It's a term for how coke is sold.

I believe it actually goes back to the measuring of wacky terbacky. Nickle bag, dime bag, etc.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 06, 2023 03:03 PM (Xrfse)

317 Ace, I'm not sure that's true. Multiple reports are that the coke was found "in a dime-sized bag."
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I'm to lazy to look, but I can almost guarantee that the one and only source of it being a dime bag is an initial, un-sourced speculation.

All the initial reports say is that a "white powdery substance" was found. None say in a baggie.
"Bag it up and take it out" the firefighter told the hazmat team over the radio.

BTW, Congress can subpoena the hazmat team.

That's why the Bidens are panicking

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 06, 2023 03:03 PM (29rl5)

318 A bag the size of a dime would hold about $6.89 of coke.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 06, 2023 03:02 PM (17s+e)

That's more informative than you want Bob from the NSA to hear...

Posted by: Boswell at July 06, 2023 03:03 PM (K+UlC)

319 312 @298: "I'm only here for the boob threads."

Top ten list of most gratuitous use of boobs in a movie poster!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 03:03 PM (k1Qly)

The White House if filled with boobs, but not the good kind.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:04 PM (ynpvh)

320 I'm just surprised they allowed this to be released at all... Somethings up...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2023 02:59 PM (bs+z0)

That's my first thought too. On the other hand, the "security" apparatus immediately went into their retarded cower-in-place, block-off-the-streets, light-hair-on-fire hysterics at the sight of "white powder", so the WH kind of had to explain what prompted that overt display of freaking out.

Posted by: spindrift at July 06, 2023 03:04 PM (7YrZ7)

321 312 @298: "I'm only here for the boob threads."

Top ten list of most gratuitous use of boobs in a movie poster!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 03:03 PM (k1Qly)

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What the fuck is a movie?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 03:04 PM (LvTSG)

322 White House said we found some coke in the Blue Room
Secret Service said there's no way to know
Hunter said it's mine but you can have it for $17 million

Well, it came out of the sky, landed just a little south of the West Wing

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 03:04 PM (geLO8)

323 A teevee pundit made a good point this morning: If the powder had been anthrax, or powdered sugar or anything other than an an illegal drug, the person who put it there would have been identified and under arrest or been fired by now.

Passes the common-sense test for me.

Meaning the White House and Secret Service are actively protecting the culprit. Meaning the culprit is either Hunter or another family member, a White House staffer, or a well-connected visitor or tourist.

Prove me wrong, Junta!

Posted by: Gref at July 06, 2023 03:04 PM (AMIL/)

324 Maybe they meant it was a Dimebag Darrell-sized bag of cocaine?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans

How do you sneak a pallet jack past the SS?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 03:05 PM (g40eP)

325 Schrodinger's bag of cocaine. It is both Hunter's and some random tourist's at the same time.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 06, 2023 03:05 PM (17s+e)

326 323 Passes the common-sense test for me.

Meaning the White House and Secret Service are actively protecting the culprit. Meaning the culprit is either Hunter or another family member, a White House staffer, or a well-connected visitor or tourist.

Prove me wrong, Junta!
Posted by: Gref at July 06, 2023 03:04 PM (AMIL/)

========

Joe's dentist!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 03:05 PM (LvTSG)

327 Top ten list of most gratuitous use of boobs in a movie poster!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 03:03 PM (k1Qly)
++++
Not gratuitous and the boobs aren't front and center, but this is a pretty cool movie poster:
https://is.gd/ZnyDHd

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:05 PM (t0OGg)

328 243... That's the motive for this whole operation best I can deduce. If the Secret Service (and vast if not entire proportion of the WH staff) are doing everything they can to protect a Biden from being implicated, why is this even news? Why wouldn't whoever found it just flush it down the toilet? Why would they publicize the issue then scramble to cover it up, when they could just not publicize it? Either this was done by a Dem operation to get the Bidens out and there are dueling Dem factions at work (hence the cover up), or a newbie or 'straight-lace' Secret Service member filed the report and the Deep State is scrambling to cover it up (in which case Congress should get after that report and who filed it before they're disappeared), or this is all a psy-op to distract us from something else (honestly can't tell what that might be...)

Posted by: bearski at July 06, 2023 03:05 PM (Bhsk7)

329 Daily Wire
@realDailyWire
Kamala: "Culture is — it is a reflection of our moment and our time. Right? And present culture is the way we express how we're feeling about the moment and we should always find times to express how we feel about the moment..."

-
Well, Shakespeare had Macbeth say, "Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 03:05 PM (FVME7)

330

I saw the Baggies of Mystery Powder open for Mighty Clouds of Joy at Ebenezer Baptist Church in '71.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2023 03:05 PM (x0n13)

331 Do experienced users use baggies to carry? Don’t they put it in a small tube container for easy pouring? In a baggie tells me that it was smuggled in.

Posted by: Snopes at July 06, 2023 03:05 PM (MNhXM)

332 The quantity was measured in "fingers". IIRC, a dime bag was 3 fingers.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 06, 2023 03:05 PM (Xrfse)

333 Joe gets to flee to Europe in three or four more days.

I'm sure he'll take Hunter with him.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 06, 2023 03:06 PM (2tUFv)

334 331 Do experienced users use baggies to carry? Don’t they put it in a small tube container for easy pouring? In a baggie tells me that it was smuggled in.
Posted by: Snopes at July 06, 2023 03:05 PM (MNhXM)

========

I think there's a learning annex course that covers this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

335 @321

>>What the fuck is a movie?

Light shown through celluloid, the stuff dreams are made of.

--
Ersatz Humphry Bogart

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 03:06 PM (up/3i)

336 I'm just surprised they allowed this to be released at all... Somethings up...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2023 02:59 PM (bs+z0)

That's my first thought too. On the other hand, the "security" apparatus immediately went into their retarded cower-in-place, block-off-the-streets, light-hair-on-fire hysterics at the sight of "white powder", so the WH kind of had to explain what prompted that overt display of freaking out.
Posted by: spindrift

Supposedly the call went out over radio and picked up on a DC Fire department scanner channel.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 03:06 PM (g40eP)

337 Maybe it's 10 grams?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 06, 2023 03:01 PM (Z7pmY)

Okay - since when did they stop selling coke in Texas - a dime bag used to mean $10 bucks in the early seventies - it means a lot more than that now...that kind of blow goes for nearly a G right now.

Posted by: Boswell at July 06, 2023 03:06 PM (K+UlC)

338 @321: "What the fuck is a movie?"

I think they're those things that look like big cassette tapes.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 03:06 PM (k1Qly)

339 @realDailyWire
Kamala: "Culture is — it is a reflection of our moment and our time. Right? And present culture is the way we express how we're feeling about the moment and we should always find times to express how we feel about the moment..." ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 03:05 PM (FVME7)
++++
She's a real wordsmith.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:06 PM (t0OGg)

340 334 331 Do experienced users use baggies to carry? Don’t they put it in a small tube container for easy pouring? In a baggie tells me that it was smuggled in.
Posted by: Snopes at July 06, 2023 03:05 PM (MNhXM)

========

I think there's a learning annex course that covers this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

Same college with the Taylor Swift class?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 03:07 PM (ynpvh)

341
The Secret Service can reveal who's visiting Joe at his home away from the White House. They can record conversations.

They can do a whole lot more than, "hey we found a small baggie of coke, you guys."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

===========

Keep in mind, in this 11-dimensional chess game, the audience is Dem voters. The object is to make them just uncomfortable enough to abandon Joe -- say, for a vital, squeaky-clean guy like Gavin Newsom.

I'm not pushing this theory btw, just playing with it. I doubt any of the actors here think things through to this extent.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 03:07 PM (lCaJd)

342 333 Joe gets to flee to Europe in three or four more days.

I'm sure he'll take Hunter with him.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 06, 2023 03:06 PM (2tUFv)

Pinochet Exit into a hot banlieue . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2023 03:07 PM (x0n13)

343 Willowed: Her voice is a dead ringer for some old TV sitcom actress's voice but I can't pinpoint who that is. MTM?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 06, 2023
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That's the voice of Phoebe from Friends!

***
She does sound like that -- but even more like Mary Tyler Moore as Laura Petrie!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 03:07 PM (J2vNu)

344 Nood more on drugs

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 03:07 PM (eYoxG)

345 You won't find an official stating on the record that it was a dime bag.

No one has officially said that.

But, those who know have carefully NOT confirmed or denied.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 06, 2023 03:07 PM (29rl5)

346 330

I saw the Baggies of Mystery Powder open for Mighty Clouds of Joy at Ebenezer Baptist Church in '71.
----------------
Hey, JJ, a very good friend of mine is Minister at Ebenezer Baptist Church here in NOVA. Its a big fucking church, too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 06, 2023 03:07 PM (D8mow)

347 And in my guessing game, I ruled out Secret Service because they wouldn’t have call Hazmat.

Posted by: Snopes at July 06, 2023 03:07 PM (MNhXM)

348 why is this even news? Why wouldn't whoever found it just flush it down the toilet?

Somebody found the powder, the DC fire department was called (as per protocol), so the news of a biohazard call became public before they figured out that it was Hunter's coke.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 06, 2023 03:07 PM (2tUFv)

349 > In a baggie tells me that it was smuggled in.

Yeah powder in a baggie means there's gonna be some waste, some tiny amount that always sticks inside the bag

this is somebody dropping some blow for a friend to pick up

just spitballing here. What's cocaine?

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 03:08 PM (geLO8)

350 Not gratuitous and the boobs aren't front and center, but this is a pretty cool movie poster:

Do Lugers have ambidextrous safety levers?

Posted by: Oddbob at July 06, 2023 03:08 PM (nfrXX)

351 332 The quantity was measured in "fingers". IIRC, a dime bag was 3 fingers.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 06, 2023 03:05 PM (Xrfse)

The words "Biden" and "fingers" are a natural combo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2023 03:08 PM (x0n13)

352 341 Keep in mind, in this 11-dimensional chess game, the audience is Dem voters. The object is to make them just uncomfortable enough to abandon Joe -- say, for a vital, squeaky-clean guy like Gavin Newsom.

I'm not pushing this theory btw, just playing with it. I doubt any of the actors here think things through to this extent.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 03:07 PM (lCaJd)

==========

Joe showered with his daughter and finger raped a staffer. He's taken millions of dollars from Chinese nationals for seemingly no reason.

Scott Adams is well past his sell-by date when it comes to political analysis.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

353 Kamala: "Culture is — it is a reflection of our moment and our time. Right? And present culture is the way we express how we're feeling about the moment and we should always find times to express how we feel about the moment..." ...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023
++++
She's a real wordsmith.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023

***
Yeah, she hammers 'em until the sparks fly.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 03:08 PM (J2vNu)

354 The quantity was measured in "fingers". IIRC, a dime bag was 3 fingers.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Nickel bag - 2 fingers - $5
Dime bag - 3 fingers - $10
Ounce - 4 fingers - $40
Circa 1978.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 03:08 PM (g40eP)

355 The Hatch Act. LMAO!

Is there no crime anymore not covered by the Hatch Act?

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 03:08 PM (Pf3h7)

356 Wow. I went to Youtube vid, and the amount of people that want to turn the ravings of a lady who is not making sense and freezing in the middle of words into some sort of X-file is baffling.

Are people that hungry for the dramatic?

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 03:09 PM (krQz2)

357 DeSantis decided to take a break from harming children and marginalized communities to do something nasty to his own base of right-wing Republican white women. He signed a measure that bans permanent alimony and rewrites the formula for other kinds of alimony. The law also includes a provision that would make it more difficult for judges to award alimony payments that exceed 25% of the payer’s gross monthly income.

"The so-called party of ‘family values’ has just contributed to erosion of the institution of marriage in Florida,”

it’s very hard for me to feel sorry for all these white women who supported DeSantis and his sycophants in the state legislature and only now give a damn because he finally decided to screw them over personally. These are the exact same women who repeatedly vote against their own interests in each election and make all of us suffer for it.

You were okay with kidnapping migrant families for a political stunt. You were also fine with the state forcibly taking kids away from their parents because they have gender dysphoria. Maybe fighting against putting a mask on a child during a pandemic shouldn’t have been your primary concern, Karen.

Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 06, 2023 03:09 PM (JCZqz)

358 The words "Biden" and "fingers" are a natural combo.

True dat.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 06, 2023 03:09 PM (Xrfse)

359 346 330

I saw the Baggies of Mystery Powder open for Mighty Clouds of Joy at Ebenezer Baptist Church in '71.
----------------
Hey, JJ, a very good friend of mine is Minister at Ebenezer Baptist Church here in NOVA. Its a big fucking church, too.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 06, 2023 03:07 PM (D8mow)

Tell him I said "shalom aleichem!" He'll know . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2023 03:09 PM (x0n13)

360 Just for nothing , the girl in the left side bar over the caption Sports Moments Perfect Timing is now Rickie Fowler wife.

Posted by: Snopes at July 06, 2023 03:09 PM (MNhXM)

361 280: "it keeps moving around the White House grounds seemingly at random"

Schroedinger's Blow. It exists in a superposition state until its location is measured.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 03:09 PM (guGkK)

362 Top ten list of most gratuitous use of boobs in a movie poster!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 03:03 PM (k1Qly)

For the leg men, the For Your Eyes Only poster must be near the top of the list.

https://tinyurl.com/mv3k7zad

(image link from ... Sotheby's, of all places)

Posted by: spindrift at July 06, 2023 03:10 PM (7YrZ7)

363 Of course that ad has now disappeared.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 03:10 PM (MNhXM)

364 Scott Adams playing 11-dimensional chess says the coke was planted by the Deep State in order to get Joe out of the race in 2024 because he's doomed to lose.

I agree somewhat except

Kameltoe has agreed to the deal

t
ake the helm late next spring, not be the nominee, after the election, pardon all relevant personnel and being fetted as Obama light the rest of her life, becoming very wealthy to boot

Madam first female prezzy

and Newsome will be the nominee

Posted by: Rev Maclean at July 06, 2023 03:10 PM (us2H3)

365
BTW, Congress can subpoena the hazmat team.

That's why the Bidens are panicking
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

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Are the Bidens panicking?

I bet they are in a bit of "You dumb fuck, how do we get out of this?!" mode, but I haven't seen it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 03:10 PM (lCaJd)

366 Yeah, she hammers 'em until the sparks fly.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 03:08 PM (J2vNu)

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That was certainly how they describe her "talents" back in her California legislature days.

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 03:11 PM (/IOBP)

367 348... thanks. Saw similar comments after posting. Guess I'll go join Lamont in the corner with the dunce hat...

Posted by: bearski at July 06, 2023 03:11 PM (Bhsk7)

368 Unless you are paying me, and paying quite a lot, I am not intentionally trying to smuggle coke through a Secret Service screening. Why would I?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 03:11 PM (aD39U)

369
It was a long time ago but when I was around cleared White House employees didn't have to go through security every time they came and went.

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I would bet that the number of illicit drug users in that building outnumber the rest, and many of that minority are on legal mind-bending substances. And I bet it's been that way for at least 50 years, and that security protocols reflect that fact.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 03:12 PM (oINRc)

370 305 What do they mean then?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 02:58 PM (iFTx/)

It's a slang term that refers colloquially to the amount of money it cost. Guessing the media is using the term to confuzzle the issue and make it sound like a big fat nothing.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 03:01 PM (2tTGs)
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Except a dime ($10) would buy barely a line of coke. Nobody is buying such small amounts of coke. And I've never heard coke being referred to by the amount it cost (unlike weed, which was sold as a "nickel" or "dime" bag). Coke is sold by grams. The standard bag is 1.5 inches as I mentioned above, and usually costs between $40 and $80. I don't know how much that amount weighs.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 03:13 PM (iFTx/)

371 Unless you are paying me, and paying quite a lot, I am not intentionally trying to smuggle coke through a Secret Service screening. Why would I?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 03:11 PM (aD39U)

Perverts and drug addicts are are dumb.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 03:14 PM (MNhXM)

372 351 332 The quantity was measured in "fingers". IIRC, a dime bag was 3 fingers.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 06, 2023 03:05 PM (Xrfse)

only stinkweed was measured in fingers

Posted by: Rev Maclean at July 06, 2023 03:14 PM (us2H3)

373 Eh. This seems likely false to me. TSA, border check points, police frisks, these all miss contraband. It happens pretty regularly.

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You think your getting WH level security at the border or airport?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 06, 2023 03:15 PM (cMXNt)

374 If this Hatch Act stuff shows to be working, we may see Karinge answer every uncomfortable question with "Hatch Act!"

Because you know she's out there determining election outcomes every day.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 03:15 PM (krQz2)

375 My bet a diversity staff

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 03:16 PM (YK2kt)

376 the norms are fully restored

Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 03:17 PM (us2H3)

377 >Joe showered with his daughter and finger raped a staffer. He's taken millions of dollars from Chinese nationals for seemingly no reason. Scott Adams is well past his sell-by date when it comes to political analysis.

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The premise with this logic is that Dem voters are aware of the reports, accept them as truth, and accept that they are morally, ethically, or legally wrong that Joe Biden forcibly fingered a staffer, showered with his daughter, and took millions from Chinese for 'no reason'. Since those are all promulgated by 'right wing' sources, Dem / indie voters may not know about them or grant them any credence (or for true believers, simply deny it's wrong or accept it as part of the 'greater good' of advancing Leftism). But in getting left-wing (mainstream) media to report this cocaine issue more neutrally (not as 'Republicans pouncing'), it *does* chisel into Dem / indie voter thinking more than 'right wing media' reporting.

Not professing love for all things Scott Adams, but not saying he's always wrong either...

Posted by: bearski at July 06, 2023 03:18 PM (Bhsk7)

378 WH has called a lid

Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 03:19 PM (us2H3)

379 I'm only here for the boob threads.

Areolas. Discuss.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at July 06, 2023 03:23 PM (Vu7A1)

380 WH has called a lid
Posted by: REDACTED
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ISWYDT

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2023 03:27 PM (qlgfj)

381
Remember that couple that snuck into the White House and crashed one of Obama’s inaugural parties or something? Early in his first term.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2023 02:33 PM (xTRSc)

The Salahis. A couple of years later, she left him to go bang Neal Schon from Journey, who she married once the divorce went through.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 06, 2023 03:28 PM (n+4am)

382 Not gratuitous and the boobs aren't front and center, but this is a pretty cool movie poster:
https://is.gd/ZnyDHd
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 03:05 PM (t0OGg)

Looks like a movie for Rifftrax.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 06, 2023 03:29 PM (BdMk6)

383 ACE, you are falling for the trap.

If you are team Biden, how do you handle a press corps that is asking about bribery by foreign countries?

Posted by: MikeN at July 06, 2023 03:34 PM (XygMV)

384 Why does the location of where the cocaine was found keep changing? Has more than one bag has been found?
Or can't they keep their lies consistent.

Posted by: H&E at July 06, 2023 03:38 PM (hQiyO)

385 Coke is sold by grams. The standard bag is 1.5 inches as I mentioned above, and usually costs between $40 and $80. I don't know how much that amount weighs.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 03:13 PM (iFTx/)

Its just the 70's standard NYC term for what junkies could get for the dealer for what they stole to support their habits - a standard $10 was the way dealers went because back in the day, that was all Leroy on Amsterdam Av could steal in a day. Now everything is weighed because Leroy can boost CVS or Target and get plenty of cash - so the deal is by weight and volume. Bottom line - a dime bag volume of coke from the 70's will cost you a G today - and all the cokeheads have a G's worth of stolen shit in their crib. Thanks, Mayor Adams!

Posted by: Boswell at July 06, 2023 03:44 PM (K+UlC)

386 Why do they lie when they know there are numerous people who know the layout and the protocol of the White House and can dispute their claims? It's as if all of them are on drugs in the WH.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at July 06, 2023 03:46 PM (3JfbU)

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The gaslighting, humiliation, and rubbing our faces in feces is part of the kink.

Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 03:58 PM (D7eA4)

387 193 I don't understand the "Hatch act" response.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus
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Neither do I.

Seems an overuse of it, if that were the case.

This seems to be an awkward stab to cover and go mum.

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"I can't violate the Hatch Act by answering a completely apolitical question about illegal substances, so instead let me cast aspersions on the opposition's leading candidate and talk about how his record isn't as good as my guy's. There, that should be safe."

Posted by: Impudent Warwick at July 06, 2023 05:43 PM (f/6Wb)

388 the band is great
but its you they hate
Mustane

Posted by: hurricane567@gmail.com at July 06, 2023 06:39 PM (b30Bd)

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