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Woman Freaks Out on Plane, Insisting That Passenger In Back "Isn't Real" and Is Some Kind of Ghost That Will Doom the Flight
Things then got interesting when the female passenger began screaming that there was someone or something in the back of the plane "that wasn't real." "I don't give two f****, but I am telling you right now, that m*****f***** back there is not real," she yelled as she kept pointing to the back of the plane. However, when the other passengers looked back, they had zero idea what she was freaking out about. But the fun quickly turned serious when the lady then ranted that the rest of the passengers could "sit on this plane and you can die with them or not. I'm not going to." Of all the dumb things she said, that one was the worst because that prompted an immediate grounding of the flight as it was perceived as some sort of threat.I don't want to cast aspersions but she seems like she just sampled some of Hunter Biden's Presidential Seal Coke.
“That mf back there is not real!”
— reys reaction 📁 (@reyreactfolder) July 4, 2023
Woman freaks out on plane like the scene in final destination pic.twitter.com/2cmEPju00X
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ann at July 06, 2023 01:14 PM (ilNea)
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2023 01:14 PM (01tFH)
Posted by: Ann at July 06, 2023 01:15 PM (ilNea)
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2023 01:15 PM (01tFH)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 01:15 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2023 01:15 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 06, 2023 01:15 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2023 01:15 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 01:16 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 06, 2023 01:16 PM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: Reuben Hick at July 06, 2023 01:16 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: huerfano at July 06, 2023 01:16 PM (7zEAH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2023 01:16 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Box wine and prescription drug abuse at 20000 feet at July 06, 2023 01:17 PM (OZjDX)
He also sniffs their hair if they're female and died young.
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Brilliant work, Ace.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:17 PM (t0OGg)
Here's Gal Gadot in the prone position: https://tinyurl.com/5n8atwu2
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2023 01:17 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2023 01:17 PM (01tFH)
Posted by: jwest at July 06, 2023 01:17 PM (VP9ao)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 01:17 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2023 01:17 PM (PHmov)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2023 01:17 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 06, 2023 01:17 PM (VMFAF)
1. Good, old-fashioned, bugnuts crazy
2. Experiencing drug-related psychosis
3. Both
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:17 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 01:17 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Montec at July 06, 2023 01:18 PM (Cr2ZZ)
Posted by: McCool at July 06, 2023 01:18 PM (Vm5ir)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 01:18 PM (hbhtj)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 06, 2023 01:18 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 06, 2023 01:18 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at July 06, 2023 01:18 PM (ZmbWA)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2023 01:18 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 01:17 PM (aD39U)
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Wonderful word play there, G'rump!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:19 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 06, 2023 01:19 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2023 01:19 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 01:19 PM (ul9wx)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:19 PM (t0OGg)
No love for free floating full torso vaporous apparitions?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2023 01:19 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 06, 2023 01:19 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 06, 2023 01:19 PM (OgrpQ)
- - William Shatner
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2023 01:19 PM (x0n13)
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Hordemind is a beautiful thing ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 01:19 PM (ul9wx)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 01:19 PM (2tTGs)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 06, 2023 01:20 PM (JXens)
Or it's part of a guerrilla marketing campaign for a movie or show (Sam Jackson's Marvel is tagged to the multiple videos on TikTok).
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 06, 2023 01:20 PM (jfjER)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 06, 2023 01:20 PM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2023 01:20 PM (PHmov)
Posted by: What planes need is motherfuckers in the back who are real AF at July 06, 2023 01:20 PM (dE+9W)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2023 01:20 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Box wine and prescription drug abuse at 20000 feet at July 06, 2023 01:20 PM (OZjDX)
Jennifer Lawrence type with a slight paunch/FUPA. Physically within my comfort zone but she's a whackadoo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2023 01:20 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Montec at July 06, 2023 01:18 PM (Cr2ZZ)
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Nonsense. Think of it as investment.
You can fix her!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:20 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 06, 2023 01:20 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Gref at July 06, 2023 01:20 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: sven at July 06, 2023 01:20 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 01:20 PM (2tTGs)
Posted by: spindrift at July 06, 2023 01:20 PM (7YrZ7)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 01:20 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 01:21 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 01:21 PM (g40eP)
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 01:21 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at July 06, 2023 01:19 PM (OgrpQ)
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Ugly little spud, isn't he?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 06, 2023 01:21 PM (nLbbI)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 06, 2023 01:20 PM (JXens)
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A double-standard as ancient as time itself!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:21 PM (t0OGg)
Dallas bars i the 70's and 80's were full of these 7.2s
Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 01:21 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 01:21 PM (SpRPx)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 01:21 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 01:21 PM (SpRPx)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 01:21 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 01:21 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 06, 2023 01:22 PM (9yUzE)
Posted by: Box wine and prescription drug abuse
Endora and Samantha arguing.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 01:22 PM (g40eP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 01:22 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 01:22 PM (hbhtj)
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On Topic humor ["Drug-Sniffing Dog after visiting Hunter Biden's House:]
https://is.gd/Yus4QC
Posted by: ShainS -- Semiquincentennial or Bust! at July 06, 2023 01:22 PM (ul9wx)
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at July 06, 2023 01:20 PM (JXens)
"Shucks!"
- - The Gorn doing the Joe DiMaggio disappointment dirt kick
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2023 01:22 PM (x0n13)
What if everyone on the plane joined in and in the end they were all pointing at you?
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 01:22 PM (2tTGs)
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at July 06, 2023 01:22 PM (P7Iz+)
LOLOLOLOLOL your nic
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 01:22 PM (SpRPx)
Posted by: Ethan Saunders at July 06, 2023 01:22 PM (W1E3x)
Posted by: Fritzy at July 06, 2023 01:23 PM (YoZGp)
Who among us hasn't had that happen?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2023 01:23 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 06, 2023 01:22 PM (9yUzE)
Joe Biden's leg hairs are about a 60 grit . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2023 01:23 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 01:22 PM (2tTGs)
Go on...
Posted by: Rod Serling at July 06, 2023 01:23 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 01:23 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at July 06, 2023 01:23 PM (ZmbWA)
Still, all in all, I'll wait for the next flight when everyone onboard is real.
Posted by: jwest at July 06, 2023 01:23 PM (VP9ao)
Posted by: mr tmz at July 06, 2023 01:23 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 06, 2023 01:17 PM (VMFAF)
I was gonna say.
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 01:23 PM (SpRPx)
lol
Shatner would have turned down the role if he was up against current Madonna
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2023 01:23 PM (01tFH)
Was that who she was pointing at? That would make this episode more understandable.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 01:23 PM (aD39U)
I admire this woman's confidence. She doesn't cuck out. She forcefully announces that that motherf***er ain't real.
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 01:23 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Oddbob at July 06, 2023 01:23 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 06, 2023 01:23 PM (rLD7a)
There are lots of whackos in the world. But the odds that an otherwise normal-looking girl just suddenly freaks out about imaginary things is very very very low.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 01:24 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 01:21 PM (us2H3)
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Decimals now?
The original ScoggDogg Binary System was developed to cut through the argument potential around the legacy 1-10 system. With all these new additions to the old 1-10 scale - like the addition of restaurants, retail stores, decimals, etc. - I'm reverting to the binary scale.
She's a physical 1, but her deranged batshittery reduces her to a practical 0.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:24 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 01:24 PM (g40eP)
Posted by: DOCTOR AMY FUCKING BISHOP at July 06, 2023 01:24 PM (2tTGs)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 06, 2023 01:24 PM (Xrfse)
So the flight had to be "grounded" even though prior to this she strides up front and says she's getting off?
Unreal.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 01:24 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 01:21 PM (guGkK)
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Yep, First Class has no gremlins because they only fly cheap (on the wing!).
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 06, 2023 01:24 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 01:22 PM (guGkK)
Is shooting aboard an airplane wise? I'm no airplaneologist but isn't there something about cabin pressure?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 01:24 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 01:24 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2023 01:18 PM (eyxn4)
I want to see a photo of the "not real" person.
Is that wrong of me?
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 01:24 PM (SpRPx)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 01:24 PM (2tTGs)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 01:24 PM (MNhXM)
I admire this woman's confidence. She doesn't cuck out. She forcefully announces that that motherf***er ain't real.
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 01:23 PM (KRtlO)
WTF? What did you do with Lamont?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2023 01:25 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 06, 2023 01:23 PM (rLD7a)
Ed Debevic/Tommy DiSimone Airlines. Note to self to call Larry Fink for funding . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2023 01:25 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 01:25 PM (hbhtj)
Posted by: Barbara Billingsly at July 06, 2023 01:25 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 06, 2023 01:25 PM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Pinnochio at July 06, 2023 01:25 PM (krQz2)
1. Good, old-fashioned, bugnuts crazy
2. Experiencing drug-related psychosis
3. Both
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:17 PM (t0OGg)
Another option:
4. Correct.
Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2023 01:25 PM (4BC73)
well I personally really want to see the motherf***er ghost!
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 01:25 PM (KRtlO)
Snowflake bridezilla who disinvited her conservative uncle from wedding offended that he didn't send money
https://tinyurl.com/bdhvaj45
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 01:25 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at July 06, 2023 01:25 PM (YQ4mh)
She could have real utility in the Biden administration. Replacement for KJP?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2023 01:25 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 06, 2023 01:25 PM (dKiJG)
that's some good living
Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 01:25 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 06, 2023 01:25 PM (AW0uW)
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A Big Lots 6.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 01:25 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 06, 2023 01:25 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Oddbob at July 06, 2023 01:23 PM (nfrXX)
Well even assuming she's wrong maybe there's something really odd back there to be curious about.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 01:25 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: sven at July 06, 2023 01:25 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 06, 2023 01:25 PM (RO7u6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 01:22 PM (guGkK)
Is shooting aboard an airplane wise? I'm no airplaneologist but isn't there something about cabin pressure?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 01:24 PM (eYoxG)
"I know, right?"
- - Auric Goldfinger, strumming his golden harp
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 06, 2023 01:26 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2023 01:26 PM (pohLc)
What if everyone on the plane joined in and in the end they were all pointing at you?
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 01:22 PM (2tTGs)
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Ugh. "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street (at 30,000 Feet)" is *not* a Twilight Zone crossover event I'd like to experience first-hand.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:26 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2023 01:26 PM (4BC73)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 01:24 PM (eYoxG)
It is suboptimal.
Posted by: Auric Goldfinger at July 06, 2023 01:26 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Bob in Houston at July 06, 2023 01:26 PM (YBLgY)
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 06, 2023 01:26 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 06, 2023 01:26 PM (Cus5s)
You can get a pair of jeans torn just like from Max Mira for about $240.
Posted by: jwest at July 06, 2023 01:26 PM (VP9ao)
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 06, 2023 01:27 PM (UCNv1)
Posted by: Crazy to be sane at July 06, 2023 01:27 PM (kQRXD)
Posted by: Catherine at July 06, 2023 01:27 PM (ZSsrh)
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 01:27 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 01:27 PM (hbhtj)
I admire this woman's confidence. She doesn't cuck out. She forcefully announces that that motherf***er ain't real.
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 01:23 PM (KRtlO)
It may be that the tv shows are unrealistic in their handling. When people are scared and panicky they tend to loudly freak out first before worrying about what others think.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 01:27 PM (eYoxG)
First of all, it's a weird world and I don't pretend to understand everything, natural or supernatural that is in it.
Second, she's a One.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 01:27 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at July 06, 2023 01:27 PM (YQ4mh)
Posted by: steevy at July 06, 2023 01:27 PM (uW/wK)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 06, 2023 01:23 PM (rLD7a)
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At least then stewardess hostility wouldn't be writhing just beneath the surface, waiting to break free...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:27 PM (t0OGg)
Explosive decompression due to a bullet hole is a myth. But it'd still be extremely unwise. Those wings are full of fuel, there are engines, there are lots of wires and things in the walls, etc.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2023 01:27 PM (eyxn4)
She's no Muriel Pavlow, but she's still not bad at all.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2023 01:27 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 01:24 PM (eYoxG)
It's discouraged on our submersibles, unless you buy the Platinum package.
Posted by: Stockton Rush at July 06, 2023 01:27 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2023 01:28 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 06, 2023 01:28 PM (RO7u6)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 06, 2023 01:28 PM (G2wRO)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 01:28 PM (2tTGs)
Posted by: Roll Me Away at July 06, 2023 01:28 PM (ZoeSo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 01:28 PM (hbhtj)
Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2023 01:28 PM (4BC73)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:24 PM (t0OGg)
we're open all day !!
Posted by: Lenscrafters at July 06, 2023 01:28 PM (us2H3)
I admire this woman's confidence. She doesn't cuck out. She forcefully announces that that motherf***er ain't real.
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 01:23 PM (KRtlO)
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LOL. She saw those same shows, and knows that they all died. Gotta pull the ripcord.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:28 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: JOHN FETTERMAN at July 06, 2023 01:28 PM (2znMt)
Posted by: The Narrator at July 06, 2023 01:29 PM (krQz2)
creepy
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 01:24 PM (
So everyone can see dead people. What if you were alive and it was all dead people pointing at you.
Reminds me that The Others is my favorite ghost movie.
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 01:29 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 06, 2023 01:29 PM (RO7u6)
Bloody hell. An Air France passenger is seeing red after he came across a blood-soaked patch of carpet on his flight from Paris to Toronto — and said he was forced to clean up the biohazard by himself.
Journalist Habib Battah, founder of the Beirut Report, described his horror when he noticed that his belongings came into contact with a previous passenger’s blood.
“I’ve seen a few things in my life, but the horrific blood-soaked carpet on my @airfrance plane yesterday was another level,” Battah tweeted Saturday. “An hour into the transatlantic flight from Paris to Toronto, I kept smelling something gross and couldn’t figure it out.”
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 06, 2023 01:29 PM (Vwz3I)
I grew up in an violent alcohol and combat vet PTSD House. One night spending the night with a friend I witnessed him going through what looked like something from the exorcism of Emily rose while asleep. Terrifying to say the least. Well, that "sleep paralysis demon" attached to me. I was 17. I could not sleep on my back for years. I thought I wa being abducted by aliens or demonic forces. Finally after 7 years one night while having all arms and legs being held down and feeling like I was about to be mouth raped, I called out specifically and using Jesus Christ's name to make it stop. It stopped. Later the alien community came out and said they new the power of Jesus Christ's name with abductions but withheld the testimony because it would have hurt their financial and group interests.
Let's not pretend there are demonic things manifesting in humans and with human-animal experiments called transhumanism now.
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 06, 2023 01:29 PM (jfjER)
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 01:29 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Stockton Rush at July 06, 2023 01:27 PM (guGkK)
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What does the Platinum Package get me? Does it get me a titanium hull or something?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:29 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: DOCTOR AMY FUCKING BISHOP at July 06, 2023 01:24 PM (2tTGs)
hahahaha
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 01:30 PM (SpRPx)
Posted by: JM in Florida -- now in Illinois at July 06, 2023 01:30 PM (9mXhV)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 06, 2023 01:30 PM (G2wRO)
Snowflake bridezilla who disinvited her conservative uncle from wedding offended that he didn't send money
https://tinyurl.com/bdhvaj45
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 01:25 PM (FVME7)
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I woulda sent her a bag of shit. An actual bag of actual shit. But the uncle was probably thankful he didn't have to attend that leftwing shithole wedding, so he was counting his blessings.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 01:30 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 01:24 PM (2tTGs)
do you know who stew peters is? On his twitter thread he claims DeSantis press secretary worked for the WEF, or went to one of their meetings or something, and I believe he had the receipts.
but i didn't bookmark it so I can't link it sorry
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2023 01:30 PM (01tFH)
Gwyneth in that Iron Man movie where she had the jean shorts on was pretty damn hot.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at July 06, 2023 01:30 PM (ZoeSo)
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 06, 2023 01:26 PM (BdMk6)
There's a thought - maybe she's really Kay in Maine (for you AoS old timers).
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 06, 2023 01:30 PM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 01:30 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 01:31 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 01:31 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 01:31 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Axeman at J
Dollar Tree 7.5?
Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2023 01:28 PM (4BC73)
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*checks exchange rate*
¯\_(ツ
_/¯Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 01:31 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: she ran out of xanax - hallucinations at July 06, 2023 01:31 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 01:31 PM (LvTSG)
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Except 8' tall Easter Bunnies.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 06, 2023 01:31 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Orson at July 06, 2023 01:31 PM (+mki2)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 01:31 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 01:31 PM (guGkK)
And they call ME delusional.
Posted by: Woman on the plane at July 06, 2023 01:31 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 01:31 PM (hbhtj)
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 06, 2023 01:32 PM (D8mow)
Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2023 01:32 PM (4BC73)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 06, 2023 01:32 PM (rLD7a)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2023 01:32 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 01:32 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 01:32 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: steevy at July 06, 2023 01:32 PM (uW/wK)
Gwyneth in that Iron Man movie where she had the jean shorts on was pretty damn hot.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at July 06, 2023 01:30 PM (ZoeSo)
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Steamy, almost.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 01:32 PM (krQz2)
Explosive decompression due to a bullet hole is a myth. But it'd still be extremely unwise. Those wings are full of fuel, there are engines, there are lots of wires and things in the walls, etc.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2023 01:27 PM (eyxn4)
Assuming you're pretty high up wouldn't everyone also get altitude sickness due to the reduced air pressure over time? Though idk how long it'd take for the air pressure in the cabin to meaningfully decline.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 01:32 PM (eYoxG)
yes, it's something black people say. or white people imitating black people, at least.
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 01:32 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2023 01:33 PM (qlgfj)
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 06, 2023 01:33 PM (D8mow)
Posted by: Capt. Nosedive at July 06, 2023 01:33 PM (guGkK)
“I’ve seen a few things in my life, but the horrific blood-soaked carpet on my @airfrance plane yesterday was another level,” Battah tweeted Saturday. “An hour into the transatlantic flight from Paris to Toronto, I kept smelling something gross and couldn’t figure it out.”
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 06, 2023 01:29 PM (Vwz3I)
My wife and I flew from Paris to Toronto on Air France in February. No blood soaked carpet then, but I couldn't say if there was any in coach.
Posted by: jwest at July 06, 2023 01:33 PM (VP9ao)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2023
***
Got to see her with her hair down before I can make a final call.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 01:33 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 01:33 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 01:33 PM (LvTSG)
I'm surprised nobody else got off the plane tbh.
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 06, 2023 01:33 PM (jfjER)
Funny, except for the part of getting thrown off the plane and going through a psych evaluation.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 06, 2023 01:33 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 01:33 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 06, 2023 01:34 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2023 01:34 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 01:34 PM (hbhtj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2
I have no doubt. Him and the rest of the …unwelcome lovers of the young?
Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2023 01:34 PM (4BC73)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 01:25 PM (FVME7)
I didn’t pull up the link and guessing this is a Reddit story. They make up stories just to get a debate going,
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 01:34 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 01:34 PM (SpRPx)
Fun Fact - they all are. It's just a matter of timing and taste.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at July 06, 2023 01:34 PM (ZoeSo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 01:25 PM (FVME7)
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The mother then details two shocking turns of events:
1. She hasn't heard from Dave since then. Not just that, but her other siblings are mad at her for the way she treated him.
2. Dave didn't bother to send the bride a wedding gift.
"In the past, Dave has given family members wedding checks in excess of $1,000.
"She says she was counting on receiving the same type of gift."
One - and only one - of two things is happening here:
1. This is true, and this girl deserves - at absolute best - a stern talking-to about how not to be a entitled, arrogant, bridge-burning little shit in the future. Preferably, a bag of dog poop or, best of all, nothing at all but total ostracism and silent treatment by the uncle at that point forward. Not a word at family functions, etc.
2. This is all a lie because it will get clicks
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:34 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2023 01:34 PM (eOEVl)
Lots of people do now, and some cannot think of any more descriptive word than "effing". I don't blame her because she's either mentally ill and/or on drugs or doing one heck of an acting routine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 01:35 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 01:31 PM (guGkK)
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And how did she know his sexual history?
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 01:35 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 01:33 PM (krQz2)
I could plot this on an XY axis.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 01:35 PM (guGkK)
EMERGENCY WINEBOX DELIVERY!!!!!
Posted by: she ran out of xanax
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We can help.
Posted by: Drizly at July 06, 2023 01:35 PM (qlgfj)
hey!
One of my favorite items of clothing is from Wal-Mart!
it's from the Faded Glory collection, the Wal-Mart brand of choice for upper class winners. Not from Puritan -- that's for the lower class rubes.
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 01:35 PM (KRtlO)
oh yes they do. One night I felt myself being drawn up out of my bed and I just spontaneously started saying the Agnus Dei in Latin, and *poof* the would be abduction stopped.
which is weird because I hadn't heard that particular Latin prayer in decades. How did I suddenly remember it?
And the next really weird thing, I went to Mass later that day because it was a Sunday. And my church, which never has any services in Latin, intoned the Agnus Dei that day...in Latin.
Jesus saves, that's all I got facciabruttas
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2023 01:35 PM (01tFH)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 01:35 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 01:32 PM (KRtlO)
LoL… I’d be more interested in the burgers and shakes. Of course that doesn’t say anything positive about me… probably
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 06, 2023 01:35 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Gunner at July 06, 2023 01:35 PM (CvVND)
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 01:35 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 06, 2023
*
There's a thought - maybe she's really Kay in Maine (for you AoS old timers).
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 06, 2023
***
Anybody remember the blog of The Misanthropic Bitch? Must be 25 years ago now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 01:36 PM (J2vNu)
The irony was she was flying cross country without any minders to go get de-toxed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 01:36 PM (hbhtj)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 01:35 PM (us2H3)
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That's binary right?
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 01:36 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2023 01:34 PM (eOEVl)
Ditto. Sometimes the commenters on this blog toss out the good in pursuit of the perfect.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 01:36 PM (guGkK)
Most commercial flights maintain an air cabin pressure equivalent to about 6,000 - 8,000 feet. I'm pretty sure standard procedure in the event of cabin pressure loss is to bring the plane down to about that altitude.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2023 01:36 PM (eyxn4)
Fairly high on the former, not super high on the latter.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 01:32 PM (J2vNu)
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Yeah. She's in an unfortunate deadzone. Normally, that level of crazy (assuming it's authentic) would require incandescent hotness.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Catherine at July 06, 2023 01:27 PM (ZSsrh)
yikes
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 01:36 PM (SpRPx)
As we begin our descent, please make sure your seat belt is fastened. Except for you in 12B. You're not real, so whatever.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2023 01:36 PM (eOEVl)
yes, it's something black people say. or white people imitating black people, at least.
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 01:32 PM (KRtlO)
___________
It's the latter. I've never heard an actual black person use the term "wybitch." It's exclusively a term used by white people to describe white bitches -- usually white bitches deemed lower class than the speaker.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 01:36 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: washrivergal at July 06, 2023 01:36 PM (XeHMZ)
Posted by: A dude in MI at July 06, 2023 01:36 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 01:36 PM (KRtlO)
I could plot this on an XY axis.
Posted by: Cicero
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Is there an inflection point? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2023 01:37 PM (qlgfj)
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 01:32 PM (KRtlO)
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A Steak and Shake 7.2.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 01:37 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 06, 2023 01:37 PM (G2wRO)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 06, 2023 01:37 PM (Y2wSa)
First aliens in outer space, then a sub in deepest ocean, now a plane just to even everything out.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 01:37 PM (2tTGs)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 01:31 PM
Actually, it started at 4 :-)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 06, 2023 01:37 PM (qoLdL)
How concerned should I be that she still makes more sense, and speaks more eloquently, than Senator Fetterman?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 06, 2023 01:37 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Gunner at July 06, 2023 01:35 PM (CvVND)
With a tire iron.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2023 01:37 PM (KnK6d)
Similar, but not exactly, how I ended up with Child Number Two.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at July 06, 2023 01:37 PM (ZoeSo)
* checks passenger manifest *
"Well, I'll be a ..."
* looks to back of plane and points *
"Sir! Sir! Mister Muthafooker, could you come forward, please? Thank you, sir!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 06, 2023 01:37 PM (pNxlR)
Stripper jeans! Ridiculous when there are so many slits that you've got to wear tights underneath them. Even more ridiculous when male gangbangers wear them on the streets, but yeah, that's a real thing too.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 01:38 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: DaveX64 at July 06, 2023 01:38 PM (a6M1T)
Agreed.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2023 01:38 PM (eyxn4)
https://is.gd/YdM6ZC
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:38 PM (t0OGg)
She's not real!
She hasn't been real this whole time!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 01:33 PM (LvTSG)
Ooh, an airborne The Others plot.
I could work with this.
Posted by: Auric Goldfinger at July 06, 2023 01:38 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2023 01:34 PM (eOEVl)
Ditto. Sometimes the commenters on this blog toss out the good in pursuit of the perfect.
I mean, it's not like she has a mole or something.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2023 01:38 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 01:38 PM (2tTGs)
That is the pertinent question.
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Ace, can't I please harsh Wally World since I work there. Please.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 01:38 PM (hbhtj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (G2wRO)
Posted by: PabloD at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (ApWfg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 01:17 PM (FVME7)
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Just need to use a sulfur detector.
Posted by: Ciampino - Bottomless bottles - the boozer's bane at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (qfLjt)
It's an ok shirt.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (xcxpd)
yes, it's something black people say. or white people imitating black people, at least.
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 01:32 PM (KRtlO)
___________
It's the latter.
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I miss 'Ofay Honky'. The good old days.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (XnsY+)
The irony was she was flying cross country without any minders to go get de-toxed.
I remember that. It appears the family was too cheap to pay for a minder. I think they made out big on the lawsuit against the airport.
Posted by: mr tmz at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Raoul Duke at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (krQz2)
https://is.gd/YdM6ZC
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:38 PM (t0OGg)
Not falling for that one again.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (2tTGs)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (Xhy9V)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (us2H3)
Leftists blame global warming for blizzards and earthquakes.
Now who's the delusional one?
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (gf7Ez)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (jfjER)
Posted by: ace at July 06, 2023 01:35 PM (KRtlO)
I have a couple of beautiful Puritan khaki slacks.
You wound me, Ace.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (AW0uW)
I'm surprised nobody else got off the plane tbh.
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 06, 2023 0
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I thought the airliner put everybody off the plane. Nowadays they punish everyone for the misdeeds of the few. Like in grammar school. "Mikey painted Bubo the class hamster green and red for Christmas, and nobody told me, so you ALL have to stay after school every day this week!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (J2vNu)
everything old is new again
except me
well maybe i can rejuvenate a little if i get back to the gym
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2023 01:40 PM (01tFH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 01:40 PM (hbhtj)
Maybe pair her off with another woman and watch from a safe distance?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 01:40 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 01:31 PM
Actually, it started at 4 :-)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 06, 2023 01:37 PM (qoLdL)
Hah . Anything other than zero is subtlety hilarious.
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 01:40 PM (MNhXM)
EMERGENCY WINEBOX DELIVERY!!!!!
Posted by: she ran out of xanax - hallucinations at July 06, 2023 01:31 PM (sh1GZ)
Possible.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 06, 2023 01:40 PM (BdMk6)
When I was in HS in the mid 90s, every kid bought pre-ripped jeans. They seemed to survive the laundry pretty well.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2023 01:40 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: creeper at July 06, 2023 01:40 PM (cTCuP)
https://is.gd/YdM6ZC
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:38 PM (t0OGg)
Dem legs.....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 01:40 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2023 01:40 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023
***
Give her a fake name and address, and get dressed and leave immediately.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 01:40 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: washrivergal at July 06, 2023 01:40 PM (XeHMZ)
Posted by: PabloD at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (ApWfg)
And that's exactly what the motherfucker wants you to do.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 01:40 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 06, 2023 01:40 PM (rLD7a)
Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2023 01:40 PM (6zdfw)
Posted by: Cole Sear at July 06, 2023 01:40 PM (bNf8H)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 01:41 PM (us2H3)
https://is.gd/YdM6ZC
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:38 PM (t0OGg)
Yowza!
I'd hit that like the RAF over Dresden.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 06, 2023 01:41 PM (AW0uW)
Going on vacation, so I don't have time to factcheck my post, but here's the video:
youtu.be/WIoyIYgghcI
Posted by: pookysgirl, packing at July 06, 2023 01:41 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (Xhy9V
Run
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 01:41 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 06, 2023 01:41 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 01:38 PM (2tTGs)
So, fat.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 01:41 PM (eYoxG)
She's not real!
She hasn't been real this whole time!
==
HOLY SHI+ Thanks James Madison. New Movie Idea!
Posted by: M. Shamalama Dingdong at July 06, 2023 01:41 PM (sh1GZ)
Hope it gnaws at their souls.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 01:41 PM (hbhtj)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023
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Dem legs.....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023
***
Nicely shaped paws too . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 01:41 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (Xhy9V)
Spray and pray
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 01:41 PM (2tTGs)
I'll tell you what you don't do. You don't give her your real name, address, or phone number.
Pick some asshole you work with - give her that name. Go from there. Don't get too creative with the back-story.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at July 06, 2023 01:41 PM (ZoeSo)
Posted by: PabloD at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (ApWfg)
Concur. Neutralize the threat ASAP. The longer it goes on, the panic sets in on the plane. Panic at 35,000' is bad.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2023 01:41 PM (KnK6d)
Stripper jeans! Ridiculous when there are so many slits that you've got to wear tights underneath them. Even more ridiculous when male gangbangers wear them on the streets, but yeah, that's a real thing too.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
CrossFit mom/women's jeans.
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 06, 2023 01:42 PM (jfjER)
How concerned should I be that she still makes more sense, and speaks more eloquently, than Senator Fetterman?
Posted by: Moron Analyst
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Certainly a valid concern.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2023 01:42 PM (XnsY+)
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Um. That is a no-go zone, at any level of hotness.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 01:42 PM (krQz2)
The crazy girl grounded an airplane.
I'm calling this a win and awarding her a Flight Lounge 5.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 06, 2023 01:42 PM (fb7jX)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (Xhy9V)
Take your vitamins/viagra, give her a fake name and wrap your soldier...then full steam ahead. You'll make memories.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 01:42 PM (xcxpd)
No love for free floating full torso vaporous apparitions?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2023 01:19 PM (eOEVl)
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Are they each carrying an Excalibur?
Posted by: Ciampino - Bottomless bottles - the boozer's bane in Hell at July 06, 2023 01:42 PM (qfLjt)
https://is.gd/YdM6ZC
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:38 PM (t0OGg)
Dang!!!
One night with me and she'd believe in UFOs because it would be outta this world!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2023 01:42 PM (e4fEA)
Are one of you Morons subtly trolling over on DU?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 06, 2023 01:42 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2023 01:42 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 01:43 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2023 01:43 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2023 01:40 PM (6zdfw)
I know, right? I would have gone with something that accentuated the shoulders.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 01:43 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (Xhy9V)
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That is a "Black Widow".
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 01:43 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Dusty at July 06, 2023 01:43 PM (DxB6Q)
That is the pertinent question.
***
Hooters still exists; there's one only a couple of miles from my front door.
Oh, you mean if they still had high hotness standards. Well, maybe they'd hire her.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 01:44 PM (J2vNu)
https://is.gd/YdM6ZC
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:38 PM (t0OGg)
Mmm. Endless legs.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 06, 2023 01:44 PM (BdMk6)
Like a straight-jacket.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 06, 2023 01:44 PM (bNf8H)
Knock her out if she's on a plane causing trouble and avoid her otherwise unless it's a loved one who needs drugs for schizophrenia or something.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 01:44 PM (Keyt1)
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Break her down like a shotgun and punch the barrels?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 06, 2023 01:44 PM (D8mow)
You guys would deny her your essence because she’s got a large tat on her upper ankle.
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 01:44 PM (MNhXM)
Of course I'm also convinced, after talking with many of them, that most leftists don't believe other people are real anyway. Gotta break a few eggs you know?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 01:44 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Gunner at July 06, 2023 01:35 PM (CvVND)
With a tire iron.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2023 01:37 PM (KnK6d)
Bonk bonk on the head
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 06, 2023 01:28 PM (G2wRO)
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 01:44 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 01:45 PM (hbhtj)
I imagine the service would be slow, what with the not real customers at the table.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2023 01:45 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at July 06, 2023 01:23 PM (rLD7a)
This wasn't a SouthWest flight...
Posted by: Inogame at July 06, 2023 01:45 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 01:45 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 01:45 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 01:45 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: PabloD at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (ApWfg)
I'd go more subtle. Buy her a glass of wine or three. Talk it out.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at July 06, 2023 01:45 PM (ZoeSo)
I'd hit that like the RAF over Dresden.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 06, 2023 01:41 PM (AW0uW)
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That's a dark and hilarious way to say that. I'm filing it away.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:45 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2023 01:40 PM (6zdfw)
I know, right? I would have gone with something that accentuated the shoulders.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 01:43 PM (guGkK)
I'd like to see dat azz.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 01:45 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: jwest at July 06, 2023 01:45 PM (VP9ao)
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 01:45 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: M. Shamalama Dingdong at July 06, 2023 01:45 PM (sh1GZ)
You know as hot as she might be someone else is already tired of her and her damn requests for child support.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 06, 2023 01:45 PM (lc5cP)
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Um. That is a no-go zone, at any level of hotness.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 01:42 PM
That's nonsense. Amber is MY kind of crazy, and smoking hot to boot!
Posted by: Johnny Depp's drug addled brain, right before his 2015 marriage to Amber Heard at July 06, 2023 01:45 PM (JCZqz)
That is the pertinent question.
***
Hooters still exists; there's one only a couple of miles from my front door.
Oh, you mean if they still had high hotness standards. Well, maybe they'd hire her.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 01:44 PM (J2vN
Of course King of the Hill has an episode on ‘Hooters’ .
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 01:45 PM (MNhXM)
Of course I'm also convinced, after talking with many of them, that most leftists don't believe other people are real anyway. Gotta break a few eggs you know?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 01:44 PM (lc5cP)
I think you're right, there's also one where people feel like they themselves are imposters.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 01:45 PM (eYoxG)
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Um. That is a no-go zone, at any level of hotness.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 01:42 PM (krQz2)
She was a solid fun zone before her psychotic break.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 06, 2023 01:46 PM (e+tXm)
Posted by: Krispy at July 06, 2023 01:46 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2023 01:42 PM
Rule One, amigo, Rule One.
You'll thank me later.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2023 01:46 PM (a3Q+t)
Former President Obama's former AG Eric Holder condemns 1st Amendment ruling against US officials as 'pretty stupid'
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 01:46 PM (bP3W+)
Posted by: Pimp Daddy Welfare at July 06, 2023 01:46 PM (H3Bbb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 01:46 PM (hbhtj)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 06, 2023
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Come on, people! The camera adds ten pounds!
Posted by: Monica Geller at July 06, 2023 01:46 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: jwest at July 06, 2023 01:45 PM (VP9ao)
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Shhhh.
Posted by: The Langoliers at July 06, 2023 01:46 PM (krQz2)
Man, y'all are a tough crowd.
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 06, 2023 01:46 PM (jfjER)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 06, 2023 01:29 PM (Vwz3I)
Sounds like Aunt Flo was out flying the friendly skies.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 06, 2023 01:46 PM (DTX3h)
I hate the tat, and her face has an uncanny valley thing going on, but she's still hot as hell.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2023 01:46 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: washrivergal
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'Normal' is being redefined, and denigrated.
I agree though, while not appropriately dressed, her appearance is decent enough.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2023 01:46 PM (qlgfj)
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 01:45 PM (geLO
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Well, I certainly WISHED a lot of motherfuckers weren't real . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 01:46 PM (iFTx/)
Things that aren't real. Things that aren't real. It's time to forget things that aren't real and to do some real things for real change. Let's do things that are real, and let's not do things that are not real.
Posted by: Kamala at July 06, 2023 01:46 PM (2tTGs)
Posted by: PabloD at July 06, 2023 01:39 PM (ApWfg)
Concur. Neutralize the threat ASAP. The longer it goes on, the panic sets in on the plane. Panic at 35,000' is bad.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Cabin fire extinguisher/light tap behind ear. Nighty night.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 01:47 PM (g40eP)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2023 01:47 PM (oGH7G)
I'm voting for a Donald Sutherland impression from Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 06, 2023 01:47 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at July 06, 2023 01:47 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Krispy at July 06, 2023 01:47 PM (us2H3)
Obligatory
In The Know: Is The Government Spying On Paranoid Schizophrenics Enough?
https://bityl.co/JhJm
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 01:47 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 01:47 PM (2tTGs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2023 01:47 PM (oGH7G)
I'll take "Plots Points Reused by Every Hospital Television Show Ever" for $800, Alex.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 01:47 PM (k1Qly)
I'm voting for a Donald Sutherland impression from Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 06, 2023 01:47 PM (z/ifB)
I'm pretty sure I'd have a bemused expression on my face. If I had time to think of something in advance maybe I'd do something funny.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 01:47 PM (eYoxG)
That is the pertinent question.
Yes, but she couldn't work the back room because that motherf***er back there isn't real
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 01:48 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2023 01:46 PM (eyxn4)
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2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 01:48 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2023
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No, he was saying the thing on the wing WAS real! Everybody else was saying it wasn't!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 01:48 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 01:48 PM (FVME7)
At least try "calm your tits" first.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 06, 2023 01:48 PM (z/ifB)
Isn't it amazing how quickly we went from "see something, say something" to making it a crime to report on suspicious Muslim activity?
I was reading about a case in Boston where a convicted sex trafficker is going to be let out or at least get a new trial because...get this...his lawyer posted something on facebook about Muslims chopping off heads.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 01:48 PM (lc5cP)
And is decisive. And knows a fake motherfucker when she sees one. I'm thinking of writing her a letter.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at July 06, 2023 01:48 PM (ZoeSo)
Posted by: jwest at July 06, 2023 01:48 PM (VP9ao)
Posted by: frode at July 06, 2023 01:48 PM (2KID7)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2023 01:48 PM (e4fEA)
She's NOT drunk. Not one word was slurred.
Psychotic break. Schizophrenia most likely.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 01:48 PM (g40eP)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2023 01:48 PM (NtVYv)
Happened to me briefly on a normal dose of cough medicine. Was some seriously fucked up freaky shit. I don't know how someone could live like that.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 01:48 PM (2tTGs)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 06, 2023 01:49 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 06, 2023 01:49 PM (jfjER)
A CO woman asked me to write homophobic & anti-Semitic jokes to express her hostility to gay-marriage & Jews in general to promote her non-existent web-design business. Do I have to?
From anyone else, I'd say he's in support of the SCOTUS decision. But because it's Franken, I'm inclined to believe he has no idea what he's talking about and he thinks this is some kind of sick burn.
https://tinyurl.com/yumvypwr
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2023 01:49 PM (eyxn4)
I think in balance, I'd be happier seeing her ejected from a plane I was on. But there would be residual annoyance at the delay.
Posted by: The Langoliers at July 06, 2023 01:49 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 01:49 PM (hbhtj)
Posted by: Archimedes
Missed an Egon nic
Posted by: Spengler at July 06, 2023 01:49 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Crazy to be sane at July 06, 2023 01:49 PM (kQRXD)
Yikes.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2023 01:43 PM
Damn right I'm above average. I'm in the mutha-fuckin' one percent, bitches!!!
Posted by: Stacy Abrams at July 06, 2023 01:50 PM (JCZqz)
I went to a Tilted Kilt (like Hooters but they wear short skirts) a while back and the first time I went I had this beautiful friendly waitress. She was a Hooters 9.
Then the next time I went back my waitress had a muffin top and a bunch of ugly tats. She was a Waffle House 5.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 01:50 PM (lc5cP)
And is decisive. And knows a fake motherfucker when she sees one. I'm thinking of writing her a letter.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at July 06, 2023 01:48 PM (ZoeSo)
heh
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2023 01:50 PM (NtVYv)
Former President Obama's former AG Eric Holder condemns 1st Amendment ruling against US officials as 'pretty stupid'
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 01:46 PM (bP3W+)
Of course he can’t point out what part of the ruling was stupid. Typical ignorant American hating citizen commie.
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 01:50 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Archimedes
Missed an Egon nic
I figured people would recognize it. Obviously not.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2023 01:51 PM (eOEVl)
See ? And everybody is bagging on her. That's how it works. She probably saved lives that day. And what is her thanks ?
Body shaming from the normies.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at July 06, 2023 01:51 PM (ZoeSo)
From anyone else, I'd say he's in support of the SCOTUS decision. But because it's Franken, I'm inclined to believe he has no idea what he's talking about and he thinks this is some kind of sick burn.
https://tinyurl.com/yumvypwr
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2023 01:49 PM (eyxn4)
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His sick burn is calling the ruling correct. He probably doesn't know what the ruling actually is, though. It's not like he's a former Senator or anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 01:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2023 01:51 PM (KnK6d)
Based on the younger female members of my extended family on facebook this appears to be accurate.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 01:51 PM (lc5cP)
What if you don't include the cast of The View?
Posted by: Oddbob at July 06, 2023 01:51 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 01:51 PM (LvTSG)
He's not a comedian either
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 01:51 PM (xcxpd)
Hell, one guy made a video who sat 3 rows back saying the guy was weird.
Posted by: Eagle Lips
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That guy was funnin' around. He said hoodie guy's eye closed vertically.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 01:51 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 01:51 PM (lc5cP)
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Its an average. So if we throw out Anna Navarro, Joy Behar and Whoppie Goldberg, its much more reasonable.
Posted by: Whole new meaning to breaking the curve at July 06, 2023 01:51 PM (sh1GZ)
https://tinyurl.com/yumvypwr
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2023 01:49 PM (eyxn4)
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Yeah, my reading has him thinking he's making a point.
It's basically he finds the web designer ickier than she finds queers.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 01:51 PM (krQz2)
Things that aren't real. Things that aren't real. It's time to forget things that aren't real and to do some real things for real change. Let's do things that are real, and let's not do things that are not real.
Posted by: Kamala
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This could be demonstrated by a Venn diagram of 'Real', 'Unreal', and 'Maybe'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2023 01:52 PM (gKzkw)
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You guys would deny her your essence because she’s got a large tat on her upper ankle.
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023
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I thought that wing shape was a pattern on her stockings!
That said, the tat? No problem.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 01:52 PM (J2vNu)
I'm voting for a Donald Sutherland impression from Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Posted by: TexasDan
Before or after I blinked my eyes with the nictitating membrane?
Probably ask those around me if they could see me.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 01:52 PM (g40eP)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2023 01:52 PM (xTRSc)
She was probably watching Chloe Grace Moretz in "Shadow in the Cloud" just before she went bonkers:
https://youtu.be/d041Wa7LJfs
Posted by: Sharkman at July 06, 2023 01:52 PM (L8Toh)
I'm not not saying this from personal experience, but one very subtle hallucination provoked by certain chemical influences is similar to the old angel and devil sitting on your shoulder, except you see flickers of that duality in other people's appearance. Like hair curls turning into little horns when they say something dubious!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 01:52 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo, food, water at July 06, 2023 01:51 PM (xcxpd)
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He squeezes a mean titty through body armor, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 01:52 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 01:52 PM (us2H3)
From anyone else, I'd say he's in support of the SCOTUS decision. But because it's Franken, I'm inclined to believe he has no idea what he's talking about and he thinks this is some kind of sick burn.
Did he grab her tits after she tried to hire him?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 01:52 PM (lc5cP)
I don’t know what side he is on but the answer is No.
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 01:52 PM (MNhXM)
In: Fake People
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 01:51 PM (lc5cP)
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Fake it till you make it.
Posted by: Motherfucker in 36C at July 06, 2023 01:52 PM (krQz2)
The irony was she was flying cross country without any minders to go get de-toxed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 01:36 PM (hbhtj)
That is indeed ringing no bells for me.
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 01:52 PM (SpRPx)
I don't want to cast aspersions but she seems like she just sampled some of Hunter Biden's Presidential Seal Coke.
How long until the corner boys in Baltimore start slinging dope named Presidential Seal?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 06, 2023 01:52 PM (n+4am)
No matter which way you stay
You're out of my mind, out of my mind
Out of my mind, out of my mind
I was walking with a ghost
I was walking with a ghost
out of my mind, out of my mind
(I said please) out of my mind, out of my mind
You're out of my mind, out of my mind
Out of my mind, out of my mind
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2023 01:53 PM (NtVYv)
Contemptible Obama AG rips 'stupid' court order after judge blocks Biden admin's communication with social media companies
Former President Obama's former AG Eric Holder condemns 1st Amendment ruling against US officials as 'pretty stupid'
Posted by: SMOD
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I'm beginning to feel a twinge of optimism about that decision because of all the lefty outrage. They seem to think it's going to harm them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 01:53 PM (lCaJd)
I'm not not saying this from personal experience, but one very subtle hallucination provoked by certain chemical influences is similar to the old angel and devil sitting on your shoulder, except you see flickers of that duality in other people's appearance. Like hair curls turning into little horns when they say something dubious!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 01:52 PM (k1Qly)
I'm going to quote myself as a response to this.
5 Just say no to drugs.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 01:15 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 01:53 PM (eYoxG)
I don’t know what side he is on but the answer is No.
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 01:52 PM (MNhXM)
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SCOTUS agrees!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 01:53 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: MJ at July 06, 2023 01:53 PM (zwDuR)
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 06, 2023 01:46 PM
I wonder if she can hang shelves...
Posted by: Ace ('s secret thoughts) at July 06, 2023 01:53 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 01:53 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2023 01:53 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Whole new meaning to breaking the curve
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Now, when you say 'throw out'...what exactly do you mean?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2023 01:53 PM (gKzkw)
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 01:53 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 06, 2023 01:25 PM (dKiJG)
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Now I'm gonna go have to watch the fight scene again.
Posted by: The_Hoser at July 06, 2023 01:53 PM (N66D6)
Guess who I prefer?
Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at July 06, 2023 01:54 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 06, 2023 01:54 PM (15Elt)
She's NOT drunk. Not one word was slurred.
Psychotic break. Schizophrenia most likely.
Posted by: rickb223
Or maybe the guy fucked with her freaking her out.
She is sober and lucid. I feel bad for her tbh unless it's part of a viral marketing campaign.
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 06, 2023 01:54 PM (jfjER)
I don’t know what side he is on but the answer is No.
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 01:52 PM (MNhXM)
He does, however, have to bake her a cake.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 01:54 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 01:54 PM (hbhtj)
I don’t know what side he is on but the answer is No.
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 01:52 PM (MNhXM)
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I think the main focus is to propagate the *talking point* that this is a "made-up" business and a case about a "hypothetical", so that people will approach the "point" obliquely.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 01:54 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: MJ at July 06, 2023 01:54 PM (zwDuR)
Shatner would have turned down the role if he was up against current Madonna
TBF current Madonna looks more like John Lithgow wing gremlin than Shatner wing gremlin.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 06, 2023 01:54 PM (Yg/ZT)
Posted by: Kamala at July 06, 2023 01:46 PM (2tTGs)
I LOL every time.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 06, 2023 01:54 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: AmyRey at July 06, 2023 01:55 PM (K4FOQ)
I'm voting for a Donald Sutherland impression from Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Posted by: TexasDan
Before or after I blinked my eyes with the nictitating membrane?
Probably ask those around me if they could see me.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 01:52 PM (g40eP)
Could I do this if I wasn't real?
(does the "pull off your thumb" trick)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 06, 2023 01:55 PM (z/ifB)
https://tinyurl.com/yumvypwr
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2023 01:49 PM (eyxn4)
++++
You're probably right.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:55 PM (t0OGg)
Did he grab her tits after she tried to hire him?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 01:52 PM
Not right away...had to wait until she was asleep.
Posted by: Al Franken at July 06, 2023 01:55 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023 01:38 PM (2tTGs)
I'm 5'9". When I was 130 lbs people asked my family if I was ill. When I was 150 lbs people said I looked great. When I got to 170 lbs I looked pudgy. As the number of lbs continued to increase, well... I'm a fat tub of goo.
5'4" and 170 is not good.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 06, 2023 01:55 PM (Wy1BU)
Eeyore status:
[X] Imperilled
[ ] Not Imperilled
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2023 01:55 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2023 01:55 PM (01tFH)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2023 01:55 PM (JTwsP)
Its almost like even they recognize there is something different in one category then the other.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 01:55 PM (lc5cP)
Happened to me briefly on a normal dose of cough medicine. Was some seriously fucked up freaky shit. I don't know how someone could live like that.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2023
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There's a creepy Daphne Du Maurier story called "the Blue Lenses" in which a middle-aged woman has surgery on her eyes, and the lenses she has to wear makes everybody around her appear to have the head of an animal. Startling ending too. It would have made a great original Twilight Zone if they'd had the budget for the special effects.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 01:55 PM (J2vNu)
Guess who I prefer?
Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at July 06, 2023 01:54 PM (a3Q+t)
Rule #1 is always a rule... except in the moment.
And you know it. You lie to yourself. Tell yourself you're a fucking moron, 'but'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 06, 2023 01:55 PM (15Elt)
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Don't bury the lede. This is the US govt chief lawyer. His comment is sixth grade level abuse. Its not argument, let alone legal argument. We are post law and order society. And they have been announcing every day since Biden won.
Posted by: yeah, that's gonna leave a mark at July 06, 2023 01:55 PM (sh1GZ)
Cost $500 for a nickel. And get Hunter's autograph also.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 01:56 PM (hbhtj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I understand the question, and it would be interesting to know.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2023 01:56 PM (oeYLT)
What's the average American male? 5'4" 170 is way overweight, and I am thin and way below the average apparently, but every post on this site devolves into the looks of the female, no matter what. The crazy lady on this post is not fat, geesh.
Hopefully all you morons look like this guy:
https://tinyurl.com/2cf355mz
Posted by: DJ at July 06, 2023 01:56 PM (uosPt)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 06, 2023 01:56 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 01:56 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: MJ at July 06, 2023 01:54 PM (zwDuR)
You've made my day. I'm above average.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 06, 2023 01:56 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 06, 2023 01:56 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: MJ at July 06, 2023 01:54 PM
Hell yeah...we're in the elite 1% in 2 out of 3 categories!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, David French, et al at July 06, 2023 01:56 PM (JCZqz)
In: Spherical Americans
Coming soon: Spherical Guatemalans
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 01:57 PM (lc5cP)
Contemptible Obama AG rips 'stupid' court order after judge blocks Biden admin's communication with social media companies
Former President Obama's former AG Eric Holder condemns 1st Amendment ruling against US officials as 'pretty stupid'
Posted by: SMOD
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I'm beginning to feel a twinge of optimism about that decision because of all the lefty outrage. They seem to think it's going to harm them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 01:53 PM (lCaJd)
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You're more optimistic than me. I think the decision will be a big nothing. The lefty outrage is just outrage at someone -- anyone -- not bowing down before them and fawning over their every word. But I hope you are right.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 01:57 PM (iFTx/)
In all seriousness - lots of Evangelicals here love to fill certain threads to the brim with scripture quotes, comments about how we are facing true Evil, and such.
Not a peep from any of them now. When one person acts EXACTLY how you would expect, seeing a real Demon on an airplane. Not a peep from any of them.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at July 06, 2023 01:57 PM (ZoeSo)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 01:57 PM (MNhXM)
We're well known for our kindness to men's looks. Ask Chris Christie all about it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 06, 2023 01:57 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: MJ at July 06, 2023
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I'm that height, but I weigh 150 and have had a 34 waist for many years. If I weighed 200 lbs. my heart would gasp and give up.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 01:58 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 06, 2023 01:54 PM (jfjER)
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I don't get lucid.
She's saying something that doesn't even have any communicable meaning. And she's saying it over and over as if everybody knows what "not real" means.
She's not being rational. I was waiting to see more.
She sounds nuts. She also does not explain that were there not a not-so-real person on a plane, why that would lead to the death of everybody on the flight.
So, I would say it's an irrational feeling of being spooked and looking for "signals" that back that up.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 01:58 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 06, 2023 01:57 PM (ppBhU)
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We never bring Nadler's looks into discussions about his worth as a representative.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 01:58 PM (LvTSG)
In honor of just how hot it is in my office with a broken A/C (fuck today):
https://youtu.be/FBZDZph8ngw
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 01:58 PM (oINRc)
Psychedelic journeymen need a strong baseline reality for the sake of reference, and if we're being honest, then let's just say that not everyone has a good sober baseline to begin with, and it can only go downhill from there.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 01:58 PM (k1Qly)
So she was referring (however inarticulately) to an actual person on the plane and not some ghost or something?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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She referred to a "green hoodie," which seems like an actual person -- although who knows? No one seems to have video'd the target of her ire.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 01:58 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: MJ at July 06, 2023 01:54 PM (zwDuR)
Roughly speaking I think that means women are about 40 pounds over, and men maybe 25 pounds over where they ought be for their heights?
Which on a percentage basis means women have ballooned a lot more.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 01:58 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: rickb223
Or anti-anxiety meds or three years of TrumpTrumpTrump-RussiaRussiaRussia followed by three years of Corona-Chan regulations. All that on top of a f*#%d up life might have been too much
Some people can only stand so much pressure.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2023 01:58 PM (xhaym)
They'll never let you down.
Posted by: Atlanta Rhythm Section at July 06, 2023 01:59 PM (krQz2)
I'm 188 pounds, 5' 5" and have a 44 inch waist.
Yes, I am a fat pig.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 06, 2023 01:59 PM (AW0uW)
and twice as nuts
I would think it was my ex
Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 01:59 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2023 01:59 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: MJ at July 06, 2023
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I'm that height, but I weigh 150 and have had a 34 waist for many years. If I weighed 200 lbs. my heart would gasp and give up.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 01:58 PM (J2vNu)
***
6'3", and 240 lbs of
*sucks in gut*
Twisted steel and sex appeal!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2023 01:59 PM (e4fEA)
Hello human intelligences. We have important communication to share with you.
Your Environment is in peril
Your Trans and Gay people are in peril
Hail Satan
Your Women are in peril
You drown in misinformation
Hail Satan
You must stop the evils of capitalism
You must evolve
Posted by: Some Machine Elves who are actually from a rather warm place at July 06, 2023 02:00 PM (lc5cP)
Some people can only stand so much pressure.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2023 01:58 PM (xhaym)
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Which is why I expected her to be wearing a mask.
Like the fictional people I see in grocery stores.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 02:00 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Whole new meaning to breaking the curve
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Now, when you say 'throw out'...what exactly do you mean?
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Its a plane right?
Posted by: A real loadmaster knows how to lighten up at July 06, 2023 02:00 PM (sh1GZ)
Which on a percentage basis means women have ballooned a lot more.
Based on observation, that it true. However, men have a different problem now. Most of them seem to have absolutely no muscle tone.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2023 02:00 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Eagle Lips
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That guy was funnin' around. He said hoodie guy's eye closed vertically.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Hate to break it to you but there are many examples of this on camera from media foreign and domestic. It's been out there since 56k modems and the examples grow.
It's like people believing Mike Obama is really a woman despite her coming untucked balls swinging while dancing in thin white pants live on the Ellen show, which people can look up.
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 06, 2023 02:00 PM (jfjER)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 02:00 PM (t0OGg)
Back to model building. And now on YouTube is Part 2 of 47 Ronin that premiered in Feb 1942.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 02:00 PM (hbhtj)
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Same - everyone from the splitter blog makes fun of me for being tiny but I'm actually 5 10 and 165.
Posted by: MJ at July 06, 2023 02:00 PM (zwDuR)
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Hah! Maybe they were trying to contact her--but not being real, they spooked her.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 02:00 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 02:00 PM (lc5cP)
What's the average American male? 5'4" 170 is way overweight, and I am thin and way below the average apparently, but every post on this site devolves into the looks of the female, no matter what. The crazy lady on this post is not fat, geesh.
Hopefully all you morons look like this guy:
https://tinyurl.com/2cf355mz
Posted by: DJ at July 06, 2023 01:56 PM (uosPt)
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The comments here are also highly critical -- and arguably even more cruel -- to men who are fat and/or ugly. I've personally said way worse things about how Jerry Nadler and Harvey Weinstein look than I've ever said about an ugly woman.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 02:01 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Oddbob at July 06, 2023 02:01 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 02:01 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 06, 2023 02:01 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 06, 2023 01:57 PM (ppBhU)
Paul Ryan (oil wrestler)
Mitt Romney (Vaseline teeth)
ace (combat furry)
Mike Pence (Gimp Suit Race Bannon)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 06, 2023 02:01 PM (15Elt)
Posted by: DJ at July 06, 2023 02:01 PM (uosPt)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2023 02:01 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 02:01 PM (oINRc)
I'm guessing you''re not an Evanglical?. Not every person acting irrationally is possessed by the devil
P.S. Not everybody who posts Scripture is an Evangelical.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 02:01 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: mr tmz at July 06, 2023 02:01 PM (rJ48h)
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Based on observation, that it true. However, men have a different problem now. Most of them seem to have absolutely no muscle tone.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2023
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It's all that soy in everything.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 02:01 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at July 06, 2023 02:01 PM (gf7Ez)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 02:01 PM (aD39U)
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But first, you will tell me why God needs a starship.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 02:02 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
No you're not. You're fluffy.
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 02:02 PM (geLO8)
Based on observation, that it true. However, men have a different problem now. Most of them seem to have absolutely no muscle tone.
Men have a faster metabolism generally, so they won't gain as much weight if they don't exercise. But...that means no muscle tone.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 02:02 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Rhenigantx at July 06, 2023 02:02 PM (eQNDT)
This redhead wants all Morons to know that she has never had a psychotic break and doesn't plan on experiencing one:
https://is.gd/YdM6ZC
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2023 01:38 PM (t0OGg)
Mmm. Endless legs.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 06, 2023 01:44 PM (BdMk6)
Penrose Legs
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 06, 2023 02:02 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: PabloD at July 06, 2023 02:02 PM (ApWfg)
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 06, 2023 02:03 PM (D8mow)
Posted by: Captain Kirk at July 06, 2023 02:03 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 02:03 PM (SpRPx)
Why are people not pointing out the green hoodie's guy's behavior like he didn't even flinch or react or say a word. THAT is weirder to me than what that woman did.
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 06, 2023 02:03 PM (jfjER)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 06, 2023 02:03 PM (wtvvX)
https://tinyurl.com/5ca6h4cp
picture of Biden sitting alone outside in the dark He's so relatable. Love him.
good photo. I, too, just want to thank him for all he is doing for his country. Brings a tear of gratefulness.
He gets very little credit for anything. Oh and he's "too old".
He's so strategic about taking credit. You're starting to see some more credit taking, but over his 2-1/2 years he's known when to speak up and when to keep hush about something that is really good to ensure that it will happen. On Student Loans he's been a master and shown remarkable discipline.
This picture shows what a humble, down-to-earth, "good folks" kind of guy President Biden is. Hate to make you go there, but contrast this touching picture of Joe on the steps of the White House with the image of Mango Mussolini sitting on his golden toilet. Who, I ask, is the real president of the people? Joe is, of course.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 06, 2023 02:03 PM (JCZqz)
Not impaired or slurring words due to drink or drugs. No bath salts jerky reactions. No meth finger fumbling around the mouth. No wiping a coke nose.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 02:03 PM (g40eP)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 02:03 PM (k1Qly)
Not a peep from any of them now. When one person acts EXACTLY how you would expect, seeing a real Demon on an airplane. Not a peep from any of them.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at July 06, 2023 01:57 PM (ZoeSo)
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Because we tell them to leave and invoke Jesus' name.
Fun true story; guy in my office started manifesting, was attempting to curse me. I don't actually remember what words I said, but he stopped talking, straightened up, walked backwards down a short hall, into his room, and sat down in his chair. He made several turns in this process of walking backwards but never once turned his head or his eyes. Nor did he ever mention anything of the event to me later.
I know you think you're posting some sort of gotcha but I assure you that demons are real and that Christians have the means to do something about it.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 06, 2023 02:03 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 02:01 PM (aD39U)
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But first, you will tell me why God needs a starship.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 02:02 PM (LvTSG)
To bring the blue milk back to Earth. Do I have to think of all your plot ideas for you?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 02:03 PM (eYoxG)
Nah. You fuck with people in coach - easier. More victims. Then you pop into Wal-Mart.
Seriously, though. Still not a peep from the folks that often talk about "battling real evil" and such. I'm not saying that woman ain't crazy.
I am saying, that's exactly how somebody should act when confronted with the kind of thing certain folks around here swear is true. It's easy to talk the talk.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at July 06, 2023 02:03 PM (ZoeSo)
Posted by: DJ at July 06, 2023 02:01 PM (uosPt)
No you have blinders on. It’s a lot more than that and besides insulting a guys looks dies have any effect. It’s more about their manhood and we do that every post.
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 02:03 PM (MNhXM)
Y axis eleventy-nine
This is bunny in the pot at the end .
Posted by: Rhenigantx
Most definitely 11 on the 1-10 scale of cray cray. Is she shite smokin' hot as well?
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 06, 2023 02:03 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Archimedes at July 06, 2023 02:03 PM (eOEVl)
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Because he misses home.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 02:01 PM (oINRc)
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This was a DC flight?
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 02:04 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 06, 2023 02:04 PM (15Elt)
Posted by: Joe Kenney at July 06, 2023 02:04 PM (hJure)
Many years ago while on a cruise with my lovely Mrs. still in our first year of marriage, we stumbled into a voodoo shop on St. Martin island. Before I figured out where we were, it felt like ants crawling on my skin and I was EXTREMELY agitated. I found my Mrs. and very clearly told her 'WE HAVE TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW'.
The presence of evil was overwhelming to me, but she missed it completely.
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at July 06, 2023 02:04 PM (JNTt1)
I hope you are right.
Posted by: Elric Blade
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By now they've got to fear whistleblowers and the orgies of evidence that are all over the communications servers. And I can't imagine a compliance officer who would laugh off this ruling.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 02:04 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Roll Me Away at July 06, 2023 01:57 PM (ZoeSo)
See, your wit and influence chased them away. Good job, Baphomet.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2023 02:04 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: PabloD
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Consider the collateral damage at the ground level.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2023 02:04 PM (y+Ith)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 06, 2023 02:04 PM (17s+e)
From anyone else, I'd say he's in support of the SCOTUS decision. But because it's Franken, I'm inclined to believe he has no idea what he's talking about and he thinks this is some kind of sick burn.
Did he grab her tits after she tried to hire him?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 01:52 PM (lc5cP
Al franken punching down again....
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 06, 2023 02:05 PM (RO7u6)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 06, 2023 02:05 PM (wtvvX)
It's been awhile, but I've fucked girls uglier and crazier than this one.
Posted by: jwest at July 06, 2023 02:05 PM (VP9ao)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
No you're not. You're fluffy.
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 02:02 PM (geLO
Big boned. Stout. Sturdy. Besides, if times get hard ? The skinny ones die first.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at July 06, 2023 02:05 PM (ZoeSo)
Because he misses home.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 02:01 PM (oINRc)
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This was a DC flight?
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 02:04 PM (krQz2)
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Nope. Just being in an airline seat is close enough to being at the knee of his master in the deepest part of Hell.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 02:05 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2023 02:05 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 06, 2023 02:03 PM (JCZqz)
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Is that what they mean about "Dark Brandon"?
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 02:05 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 06, 2023 02:06 PM (AW0uW)
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 06, 2023 02:06 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2023 02:06 PM (JTwsP)
Well done.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 02:06 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 06, 2023 02:05 PM (RO7u6)
Which is pretty fucking hard for such a short little twat.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 06, 2023 02:06 PM (wtvvX)
........
Eat like a king who's on a budget
Three tasty options: fries drinks and nuggets
all for five bucks (wait that can't be right?)
Just confirmed that that's the real price
at Bee Kay have it your way YOU RULE
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 02:06 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Crazy to be sane at July 06, 2023 02:06 PM (kQRXD)
Curious.
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 06, 2023 02:06 PM (jfjER)
Last time I got on a bus I noticed it smelled like wet dog.
Note: It wasn't raining and there were no dogs.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 02:06 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Don't blame the Badger at July 06, 2023 02:06 PM (AD14M)
But her tits are. And they're SPECTACULAR!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 06, 2023 02:05 PM (wtvvX)
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But it would be funny if her tits were fake.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 02:06 PM (krQz2)
as if the horrific reality of child sex trafficking is not enought, Tim Ballard descrbed how some cultures use the blood and body fluids of abducted children in their voodoo rituals.
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2023 02:06 PM (01tFH)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 06, 2023 02:06 PM (PVx3i)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 06, 2023 02:07 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2023 02:07 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: LizLem at July 06, 2023 02:07 PM (+mkOR)
*sucks in gut*
Twisted steel and sex appeal!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2023 01:59 PM (e4fEA)
I'm precisely those stats as well.
You guys under 160 or whatever need to eat some sammitches.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 06, 2023 02:07 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 02:07 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Roll Me Away at July 0
Read up.
Posted by: LASue at July 06, 2023 02:07 PM (z82K2)
If you're lucky.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 02:03 PM (k1Qly)
You're stuff in a pile on the lawn, on fire if you're not.
Although, bitch would be dead and me going to prison if she touched my dog.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 06, 2023 02:07 PM (15Elt)
at Bee Kay have it your way YOU RULE
Consume...my essence. Your way.
And then you will be mine...for eternity.
Posted by: The Creepy BK King at July 06, 2023 02:07 PM (lc5cP)
(does the "pull off your thumb" trick)
IIRC, according to at least one biography, Houdini did that for Arthur Conan Doyle and Doyle thought it was real.
Posted by: Oddbob at July 06, 2023 02:08 PM (nfrXX)
But her tits are. And they're SPECTACULAR!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 06, 2023 02:05 PM (wtvvX)
Jury is still out. Could go either way. Bras do wonderful things these days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 06, 2023 02:08 PM (15Elt)
Posted by: PabloD at July 06, 2023 02:08 PM (ApWfg)
Uber this happens on a bus like 1000 times a day.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2023 02:05 PM (JTwsP)
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I've heard a lot of of public transit systems are war zones now.
I quit about 5 years ago. There weren't raving lunatics climbing the walls yet back then. It was more of a zombie scenario. Not aggressive ones. Just a bunch of dead people milling around, never getting out, like a rolling slow-boat to the Other Side.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 02:08 PM (oINRc)
Look everyone, non-Christian has some opinions about Christians.
Eat shit and die, and I mean that in the nicest, most loving way possible, of course.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at July 06, 2023 02:08 PM (ppBhU)
Actually, I suspect he supports the decision, and knows exactly what he was saying in that tweet. Franken coulda fought to keep his Senate seat and done so without too much effort. I think he was bored with keeping up pretenses and smiling along with the below average progressive activists.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 02:08 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: The Champaign room is a myth! at July 06, 2023 02:08 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: The sixth sense at July 06, 2023 02:08 PM (V8yYW)
His handlers told him to wait there until Mommy Jill comes to put him to bed.
Posted by: DJ at July 06, 2023 02:09 PM (uosPt)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 06, 2023 02:09 PM (odVni)
Posted by: Roll Me Away at July 06, 2023 02:03 PM (ZoeSo)
Why do you think freaking out is how people would or should respond?
If you examine what exorcists have to say on the matter, demonic involvement is relatively rare compared to mental illness as a cause of strange behavior, and when there is demonic involvement the demon itself isn't capable of doing much and mostly relies on persuading the individual to do evil. Suppose some random passenger went along with demonic possession, he's not necessarily exceptionally dangerous.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at July 06, 2023 02:09 PM (eYoxG)
You're starting to see some more credit taking, but over his 2-1/2 years he's known when to speak up and when to keep hush about something that is really good to ensure that it will happen. On Student Loans he's been a master and shown remarkable discipline.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions
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The motherfucker isn't REAL!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 02:09 PM (lCaJd)
We sell forbidden objects from places men fear to tread. We also sell frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt.
Posted by: The old man in the voodoo shop on St. Martin island at July 06, 2023 02:09 PM (aD39U)
........
shaped like a football and buckles his belt at his armpits
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 02:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at July 06, 2023 02:02 PM
I. Knew. There was. A. Reason. I liked you.
Posted by: J. Tiberius Kirk at July 06, 2023 02:09 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2023 02:10 PM (JTwsP)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 02:11 PM (MNhXM)
Incantations don't upset us,
All we ask is that you let us
Get on your plane.
Have it yourrrr wayyyy,
Get on that plane!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 06, 2023 02:11 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 02:11 PM (RHGPo)
Eat shit and die, and I mean that in the nicest, most loving way possible, of course.
Maybe someone could just "Roll him away"-until he comes back under his next handle.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 02:11 PM (Keyt1)
But her tits are. And they're SPECTACULAR!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 06, 2023 02:05 PM (wtvvX)
Jury is still out. Could go either way. Bras do wonderful things these days.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 06, 2023 02:08 PM (15Elt)
____________
I think she has a better body than she is getting credit for. It's her crappy, ill-chosen clothes that are the culprit. I'll bet if she was in a bikini all you horny motherfuckers would have dicks in hand. Just saying . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 02:11 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at July 06, 2023
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In '88-'89 my cat Arizona and I lived in an upstairs apartment in an older part of town. He was reluctant to go into the bathroom unless I was in there -- I had to put his litter box in a corner of the big kitchen, out of the way. Never had he reacted like that to any location.
After I moved, the landlord told me, "Oh, the woman who rented it before you? Painted all the walls black, and there was black candle wax everywhere, including the bathroom."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 02:11 PM (J2vNu)
And Hunter. What guarantee do I have that that step-motherfucker is real?
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 02:11 PM (krQz2)
I remember hearing about some drug that would make you have sex with people in your sleep.
Or maybe it was a Skinemax movie. Not sure at this point.
Posted by: Obligatory at July 06, 2023 02:11 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy
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Generally, there is a paucity of convenient swine aboard a plane.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2023 02:11 PM (gJagN)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 06, 2023 02:07 PM
You motorboat yourself?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2023 02:12 PM (a3Q+t)
Perfect for today’s Army !!
Posted by: Secretary Austin at July 06, 2023 02:12 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 06, 2023 02:11 PM (iFTx/)
I DID notice the rack, but then again, I have a monomania about such things.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 06, 2023 02:12 PM (15Elt)
Posted by: Eagle Lips
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That guy was funnin' around. He said hoodie guy's eye closed vertically.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 01:51 PM (lCaJd)
LOL that almost got tea all over my keyboard.
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 02:13 PM (SpRPx)
If you want to meet the *real* demon, talk to the bitch at the Frontier gate counters. There might be a lot of demons at a given airport, but you're guaranteed to find at least one there.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 02:13 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: LizLem at July 06, 2023 02:13 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 02:06 PM (krQz2)
DEMON TITS!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 06, 2023 02:13 PM (wtvvX)
........
shaped like a football and buckles his belt at his armpits
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023
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How can you tell about the belt when he wears a T-shirt over his shorts all the time?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 02:13 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2023 02:06 PM (01tFH)
You are talking Santeria down on the border, and I have heard of accusations of that: shady folk buying pints of newborn blood in the slums. Personally I think it is for rich old bastards blood packing on infant blood to reverse aging.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2023 02:13 PM (xhaym)
Are the clicks worth being on the (at least that airline's) no-fly list? Not to mention that if it was a setup for some self/other-promotion, the airline would sue her for the cost of the cancellation.
Posted by: Chuck C at July 06, 2023 02:13 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: Unreal Guy at July 06, 2023 02:13 PM (krQz2)
I hate autocucumber
Posted by: Ann at July 06, 2023 01:15 PM (ilNea
This just in: the inventor of autocorrect has died.
May he rust in pi$$.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 06, 2023 02:13 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 02:14 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2023 02:14 PM (0N1h0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 02:11 PM
At least you didn't take it to the next level and say "Bless his heart."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2023 02:14 PM (a3Q+t)
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When you remove Jerry Nadler from the equation, the average waist size drops to 36 inches.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 06, 2023 02:14 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Pleistocene Megafauna at July 06, 2023 02:15 PM (aoFfE)
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 02:15 PM (SpRPx)
This is just an updated version of William Shatner's 'Nightmare at 20,000 feet'.
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Rod Serling's.
Shatner was just the meatbag he hired to sit in the chair and freak out.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023 02:15 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Kamala at July 06, 2023 01:46 PM (2tTGs)
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Really! Really!
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 06, 2023 02:15 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Crazy to be sane
How? If it truly WAS a demon, why stopped it from hopping a different flight?
Are they only allowed one shot a day?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2023 02:15 PM (g40eP)
Rumors of that kind of thing have been going on for quite some time among our elites.
IIRC the science, based on animal testing, says it DOES work, but only for a very short time.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 02:15 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Unreal Guy at July 06, 2023 02:15 PM (krQz2)
McCoy: Jim, what are you doing?
Kirk: I'm asking a question.
"God": Who is this creature?
Kirk: Who am I? Don't you know? Aren't you God?
Sybok: He has his doubts.
"God": You doubt me?
Kirk: I seek proof.
McCoy: Jim! You don't ask the Almighty for his ID!
"God": Then here is the proof you seek.
[Shoots Kirk with lightning]
Kirk: Why is God angry?
Sybok: Why? Why have you done this to my friend?
"God": He doubts me.
Spock: You have not answered his question. What does God need with a starship?
"God": [shoots Spock with lightning; then addresses McCoy] Do you doubt me?
McCoy: I doubt any God who inflicts pain for his own pleasure.
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 02:15 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 02:14 PM (oiNtH)
Eh, she has the better rack. Better than Paltrow.
Maybe even a bit less crazy. She may be screaming on a flight, but she is not trying to sell snatch candles.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 06, 2023 02:15 PM (15Elt)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2023 02:14 PM (a3Q+t)
The first part was from another poster.I should have used quotes. I only said "Maybe someone can roll him away...
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 02:15 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 02:16 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: The narrator in Fallen at July 06, 2023 02:16 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Required biometric face scanning, coming to an airport near you soon at July 06, 2023 02:16 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 06, 2023 02:16 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Crazy to be sane
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Deeply skeptical of that.
But I do nod to an outside chance that it was something like that.
Either way, she would be off my plane, and that's the intersecting conclusion.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 02:16 PM (krQz2)
........
needs moar Bud Light
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 02:16 PM (v0R5T)
What's in the box?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 06, 2023 02:17 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 02:16 PM (us2H3)
So we talking dipped cones or silver dollar?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 06, 2023 02:17 PM (15Elt)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2023 02:17 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: washrivergal at July 06, 2023 02:17 PM (XeHMZ)
Posted by: Gwen Paltrow at July 06, 2023 02:17 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 06, 2023 02:11 PM
Apparently you've never had the last empty (middle) seat next to you when the last passenger is waddling down the aisle toward you.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2023 02:17 PM (a3Q+t)
Seriously, though. Still not a peep from the folks that often talk about "battling real evil" and such. I'm not saying that woman ain't crazy.
I am saying, that's exactly how somebody should act when confronted with the kind of thing certain folks around here swear is true. It's easy to talk the talk.
>>>
I know you aren't Christian and prolly an Atheist, (Rational Materialist of the sort), but personally I have experience and know how to read the writing on the wall.
I'd got up and left too and had an advocate on speed dial because we are a Godless county who worships SCIENCE and EXPERTS.
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 06, 2023 02:17 PM (jfjER)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 06, 2023 02:14 PM (0N1h0)
ha.
I had a conversation with a group after church one day and I was aware that something felt really weird about it. Then I realized that I was standing between two guys each of whom was 6' 7" or so and I was looking up to talk to them. Doesn't happen very often.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 06, 2023 02:18 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 06, 2023 01:20 PM (jfjER)
This seems most likely. She is obviously acting and the positioning of the person videoing is a perfect shot for her scene.
Posted by: DaisyB at July 06, 2023 02:18 PM (AbL8c)
Posted by: PabloD at July 06, 2023 02:08 PM
*golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2023 02:17 PM (Wnv9h)
Indeed. Bravo.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 06, 2023 02:18 PM (15Elt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 06, 2023 02:18 PM (RIvkX)
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Rod Serling's.
Shatner was just the meatbag he hired to sit in the chair and freak out.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 06, 2023
***
Let us give credit where credit is due. The original short story, and the teleplay of the episode, were both by Richard Matheson. The original Night Stalker movie and the short story and teleplay of Duel were his too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 06, 2023 02:18 PM (J2vNu)
Nope. That's the picture in the dictionary next to both "Basic Bitch" and "Crazy Karen". A Denny's at 3 am 7, a straight-up 5 otherwise.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2023 02:18 PM (FD5dr)
Posted by: Oddbob at July 06, 2023 02:18 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 06, 2023 02:18 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 02:16 PM (us2H3)
So we talking dipped cones or silver dollar?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 06, 2023 02:17 PM (15Elt)
Puffy for the win.
Posted by: Secretary Austin at July 06, 2023 02:18 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 02:19 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 02:19 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 06, 2023 02:19 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 02:16 PM (us2H3)
Garbage can lids.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2023 02:20 PM (KnK6d)
Posted by: Cheri at July 06, 2023 02:21 PM (oiNtH)
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You don't even know what "kind of thing" she was reacting to.
You only saw a reaction and you start filling in her justification, just on the off chance that she is justified.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 02:22 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 06, 2023 02:23 PM (nnp+f)
Why did the Hoodie Guy not even bat an eye considering he was turned towards her engaging in a conversation she was having with him?
Nobody finds this odd? Seriously?
I'll tell you why... he/it was found out and purposely kept a very low profile to the point of not blinking.
Or it was a viral marketing campaign.
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 06, 2023 02:24 PM (jfjER)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist in the Twilight Zone at July 06, 2023 02:24 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2023 02:27 PM (RHGPo)
Guess who I prefer?
Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at July 06, 2023 01:54 PM (a3Q+t)
Rule #1 is always a rule... except in the moment.
And you know it. You lie to yourself. Tell yourself you're a fucking moron, 'but'.
I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed women.....actually it's more of a guideline than a rule.
Posted by: Peter Venkman at July 06, 2023 02:27 PM (OZjDX)
Because in extreme situations, "freaking out" is the most logical, rational action. Going along with the crowd - also known as "acting normal" - is what gets you killed.
If you are religious, I assume you believe in Noah and The Ark. That entire story is about "freaking out". Because it was the only rational play.
During Covid, being an early non-complier regarding masks and mandates was considered "freaking out". Its what I find funny. Sure, she's probably nuts. But what if she's not ?
Posted by: Roll Me Away at July 06, 2023 02:28 PM (ZoeSo)
Posted by: Axeman
So you think the Green Hoodie guy she was engaging in conversation with in other videos prior to freaking out acted normal afterwards. He never blinked, Dawg. He kept a low profile the entire effing flight.
He is innocent. The non-blinker.
Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 06, 2023 02:29 PM (jfjER)
HAS to be trolls.
Posted by: m at July 06, 2023 02:29 PM (SpRPx)
Yes. Exactly so. Precisely so.
Because she shouldn't be condemned simply because of her reaction. That reaction may have been completely justified.
She should not be pre-judged because of her actions. Her actions may have been justified. That is 100% my point. Without seeing both sides, we're right back at the knee-jerk reaction to Apartment Patty.
Posted by: Roll Me Away at July 06, 2023 02:30 PM (ZoeSo)
Posted by: creeper at July 06, 2023 02:31 PM (cTCuP)
Posted by: Roll Me Away at July 06, 2023 02:28 PM (ZoeSo)
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I am religious. I'm also, methodologically, a skeptic.
How the fuck do you build an entire gargantuan boat "freaking out"?
I can't even put those thoughts together.
Also, why would a religious person just buy the idea that Noah "freaking out" is the appropriate narrative of that narrative structure?
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 02:36 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: VizzinisGuess at July 06, 2023 02:37 PM (h8s0C)
Posted by: Joe Kenney at July 06, 2023 02:41 PM (hJure)
Posted by: GuyFromNH at July 06, 2023 02:43 PM (3jWGf)
(Locked in a thin aluminum tube at 33,00 feet with crazies and a$$holes. Almost as bad as the TSA thing).
Posted by: boynsea at July 06, 2023 02:56 PM (cx155)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 06, 2023 02:09 PM (odVni)
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That's the voice of Phoebe from Friends!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 06, 2023 02:59 PM (odVni)
"He shakes their hands, like a gentleman."
-Bwahahahaha!
Posted by: Bach in Black at July 06, 2023 03:02 PM (dBoDT)
She looks like a chubby version of the blonde on the geeks show -- Big Bang Theory? Kind of sounds like her too.
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