Watery Nightmares Cafe

Sunset lights a rain burst near El Paso
by James Reidland

Storm clouds burst open.

Sea pens, a weird critter.

Prairie dog on a diet.

Neat -- Icelandic "eiderdown," left behind after duck molts, just absolutely repels water.

Simulating bus collisions, from 10mph to... 300mph.

Baby crocodiles make Star Wars blaster noises.

Neat bike trick.

This dog needs to dial it down 10%.

FAQ: How do you say "Daddy horny" in Elkish?

Goat uses a lighted candle to burn off his ticks.

Dueling birds. Horned screamers, in fact.

Big fan.

Juno, a beluga whale living at the Mystic Aquarium, Connecticut, is a big fan of fright or at least, a fan of scaring the kids who visit him. Like any typical teenager, 13-year-old Juno can be a little mischievous.

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— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 4, 2023

Don't be too mad at him -- Belugas are very playful.

I mean, super playful. It's not always appreciated.

Tiger sharks are second only to great whites in attacking people. This is what happened early this year to a fishing kayak near the Hawaian coast

[📹 Hawaii Nearshore Fishing: https://t.co/QZoC5MqjUO]pic.twitter.com/lut8RX503j
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 5, 2023

Feather stars are marine invertebrates with featherlike arms that radiate from a central body. They date back about 200 million years and are thought as living fossils

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[📹 https://t.co/jYCrUPjj8t]pic.twitter.com/DODIJPJXRB
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 4, 2023

“Swimming Pool” was created by artist Leandro Erlich, and it's a “trompe-l'śil” or an optical illusion made with just 10 cm of water

[source, read more: https://t.co/LZ9Ng8TWyF]pic.twitter.com/9rb1NDu7zU
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 5, 2023

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at 07:33 PM

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1 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2023 07:33 PM (MNOJp)

2 Hi ace! Hope you had a lovely Independence Day. It was pretty nutty down here on the beach.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2023 07:33 PM (MNOJp)

3 The cafe always makes me smile.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 06, 2023 07:34 PM (4xF2M)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 07:34 PM (xhxe8)

5 I guess I should post something First-y here.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 07:35 PM (krQz2)

6 JUST IN: Hung Cao (R) has filed FEC paperwork to run for U.S. Senate in Virginia to challenge Democrat Tim Kaine

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 06, 2023 07:36 PM (xPl2J)

7 We had a super low tide the last several day. I got to walk the beach and saw lots of really cool things. Some of the red jellyfish looked like glass blown by Dale Chihuly.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2023 07:36 PM (MNOJp)

8 JUST IN: Hung Cao (R) has filed FEC paperwork to run for U.S. Senate in Virginia to challenge Democrat Tim Kaine

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 06, 2023 07:36 PM (xPl2J)
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"The Yellow Face of White Supremacy", no doubt.

Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 07:37 PM (krQz2)

9 >>>Look at those precipitation lobes.

I love it when you talk dirty to me.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2023 07:38 PM (klJTj)

10 7 We had a super low tide the last several day. I got to walk the beach and saw lots of really cool things. Some of the red jellyfish looked like glass blown by Dale Chihuly.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2023 07:36

That sounds really pretty, I can picture that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 06, 2023 07:38 PM (4xF2M)

11 I had hopes the bus would survive at 300mph due to shear mass.

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 07:39 PM (xhxe8)

12
Her Majesty decided to go up to Dallas with Delilah after all. She was havering about it this morning.

"I'm thinking of not going."
"Fine."
"I want your views."
"It's up to you."
"Do I really want to go for what might be three points?"
"Then don't go."
"But Lila seems better this morning."
"Then go."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2023 07:39 PM (oGH7G)

13 Red rain is pouring down

Pouring down all over me

Posted by: pawn at July 06, 2023 07:41 PM (wsHtO)

14 Yeet!
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yoot !

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2023 07:41 PM (T4tVD)

15 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 06, 2023 07:41 PM (T4tVD)

16 The cafe always makes me smile.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 06, 2023 07:34 PM

If you attend the right Café, we can make you smell, too!

Posted by: Big Penguin at July 06, 2023 07:43 PM (a3Q+t)

17 Tiger shark home field advantage

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 06, 2023 07:43 PM (/6GbT)

18 H.P. Lovecraft was absolutely terrified of the ocean, which is why many of his stories involve horrific, unspeakable things living under the waves...

I guess it was a form of therapy?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2023 07:43 PM (BpYfr)

19 >>>Simulating bus collisions, from 10mph to... 300mph.

I know it's wrong, but I couldn't stop laughing.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2023 07:43 PM (klJTj)

20 Glad Twitter is back for us heathens

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 07:44 PM (xhxe8)

21 The best pet debate will go on forever. Dogs will always be in the lead. Is there a case for cats?

Posted by: JmT at July 06, 2023 07:44 PM (50eTk)

22 That would be the last time I went kayak fishing. We are definitely going to need a bigger boat.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 07:45 PM (cxHZm)

23 >>Prairie dog on a diet.

There is a Prarie Dog enclosure at the Turtle Back Zoo.

You can poke your head up in the middle of the enclosure and watch the prarie dogs doing their prarie dog things up close and personal.

It's neat.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 07:45 PM (up/3i)

24 There is water at the bottom of the ocean.

Posted by: weirdest lyric ever at July 06, 2023 07:46 PM (MeG8a)

25 lol
the bus collisions
They got that thing up to 300mph?
No crash test dummies were injured during the filming of this video.

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 07:46 PM (v0R5T)

26 A sea pen is wonderful, or would be, if I had a bonus hole.

Posted by: Marion Mermaid at July 06, 2023 07:46 PM (a3Q+t)

27 >>>This dog needs to dial it down 10%.

It's a shame the camera angle doesn't let us see what he did to the car.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 06, 2023 07:47 PM (klJTj)

28 The bus crash thing was appalling but I couldn't stop watching.

Posted by: eleven at July 06, 2023 07:47 PM (iziT8)

29 Late for the DeBlasio thread. I'm sure it was mentioned, but I wonder if people recognize:

If he'll do that to the people closest to him, imagine what he'll do to you.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 07:48 PM (qyOWd)

30 Tiger shark was just saying hi. People are so unfriendly anymore.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 06, 2023 07:48 PM (u73oe)

31 That's one fat prairie dog...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 07:48 PM (ynpvh)

32 Lady with the door crashing dog is a lazy selfish bitch. She made no attempt to get the dog who for all we know mauled that delivery guy.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 07:48 PM (cxHZm)

33 Beluga scaring kids was funny.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 06, 2023 07:48 PM (ufFY8)

34 I think the lesson from the bus crash video is don't ride a bus.

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2023 07:48 PM (iayUP)

35 Not really on topic but a 5.2 megawatt solar farm near Scottsbluff, NE was destroyed by baseball sized hail recently.

Gee, Nebraska and hail storms. Yet another square on my bingo card.

Posted by: Winston, GOPe, McFailure wing of the Uniparty at July 06, 2023 07:49 PM (P+D9B)

36 Video of prairie dog eating a rice cake made me laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 07:49 PM (Keyt1)

37 “Swimming Pool” was created by artist Leandro Erlich, and it's a “trompe-l'œil” or an optical illusion made with just 10 cm of water

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I was really hoping it was chalk. I mean, it's fine I guess, but that chalk stuff is awesome.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 07:49 PM (qyOWd)

38 That feather star looks like an underwater spider.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 07:49 PM (Xhy9V)

39 That prairie dog is probably a crossfitter, too.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2023 07:49 PM (Wnv9h)

40 That's a whole lot of flying dummies.

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 07:50 PM (v0R5T)

41 I think the lesson from the bus crash video is don't ride a bus.
Posted by: fd at July 06, 2023 07:48 PM (iayUP)
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Keanu Reeves was unavailable for comment...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2023 07:50 PM (BpYfr)

42 They date back about 200 million years and are thought as living fossils

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They're proof of evolution or something!

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 07:51 PM (qyOWd)

43 Beluga learned that from watching Monsters Inc

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 07:51 PM (xhxe8)

44 I think the lesson from the bus crash video is don't ride a bus.
Posted by: fd at July 06, 2023 07:48 PM (iayUP)
.........

I pulled the "Let me off at the next stop" cord 100 mph ago!

Posted by: wth at July 06, 2023 07:52 PM (v0R5T)

45 >>Simulating bus collisions, from 10mph to... 300mph.

That's one tough Bollard.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 07:52 PM (up/3i)

46 Video of prairie dog eating a rice cake made me laugh.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2023 07:49 PM

Prairie dogs are funny little critters. This is known.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 06, 2023 07:52 PM (Wnv9h)

47 Once you get past 50mph it seems 150mph is the optimal speed to not be killed. For some reason it was a nice clean slice down the middle.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 07:53 PM (cxHZm)

48 Something funky happens in the 250MPH simulation. Bodies start wriggling at one point.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 07:53 PM (ynpvh)

49 Tonight's Movie Roulette selection is one of my all-time faves:

Dark City (Director's Cut)

Just an incredible science fiction movie that wasn't appreciated in its time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2023 07:53 PM (BpYfr)

50 "That's one tough Bollard.
Posted by: Thomas Bender"

They should have made the bus out of bollard.

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2023 07:53 PM (iayUP)

51 Holy cow! That shark video...I bet you couldn't drive toothpick in that kayakers asshole with a sledgehammer.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 06, 2023 07:54 PM (YRsIm)

52
If I were that bird in the "playful beluga" video I'd put a little distance between me and big bitey whitey.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 07:54 PM (lCaJd)

53 @47

>>For some reason it was a nice clean slice down the middle.

The physics of the animation are wildly inaccurate.

But it was fun watching the human models tumbling down the road.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 07:55 PM (up/3i)

54 A little horned screaming goes a long long way.

Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr at July 06, 2023 07:55 PM (MvF+J)

55 Something funky happens in the 250MPH simulation. Bodies start wriggling at one point.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 07:53 PM (ynpvh)
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Well, it is just a simulation. The software probably starts running into lag issues or something.

Of course, a true scientist would attempt this experiment in real life to gather real data (though not with real people, of course!)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2023 07:56 PM (BpYfr)

56 Horned screamer. Sounds like a drink a a bar. Wouldn't want to wake up to those sounds in the morning.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 07:57 PM (ynpvh)

57 The beluga whale was a riot, I would 100% take my kids there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 06, 2023 07:58 PM (RIvkX)

58 That was probably about 10 million dollars in damage to that PV array. Hope it was insured for hail.

Posted by: pawn at July 06, 2023 07:58 PM (wsHtO)

59 Marmot munching vids always soothe.

Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr at July 06, 2023 07:58 PM (MvF+J)

60 I saw a gigantic elk herd crossing the road recently. There could have been 100 of them--cows babies and immature males. There were no bulls

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 07:58 PM (Xhy9V)

61 I like the Rick and Morty episode where they put Rick inside a simulation inside a simulation inside a simulation.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 07:58 PM (cxHZm)

62 I just pumped gas next to a red headed buzz cut navy chief style thick ankle lesbian in a subaru.

What is the over/under on domestic violence episodes?

Convictions?

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 07:59 PM (eHO9S)

63 A bull elk is a magnificent looking animal

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 08:00 PM (Xhy9V)

64 The best pet debate will go on forever. Dogs will always be in the lead. Is there a case for cats?
Posted by: JmT at July 06, 2023 07:44 PM (50eTk)

Unlike dogs, they have most of the faults we admire, and few of the virtues we despise.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2023 08:00 PM (xhaym)

65 I was raised with the mantra "the only good marmot is a dead marmot".

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:00 PM (eHO9S)

66 Convictions?
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 07:59 PM (eHO9S)

Convicted? No , never convicted.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 08:00 PM (cxHZm)

67 Beluga is assho.

Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at July 06, 2023 08:01 PM (VMFAF)

68 Elks stink. Them and moose smell horrible.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:01 PM (eHO9S)

69 At some point the bus should beat the bollard
Mabe doing Mach 2, or speed of light

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 08:01 PM (xhxe8)

70 At 300 mph, all those dummies were Busdead.

We'd all flip out given a 300 impact.

Probably for the next eighth mile or so.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 06, 2023 08:02 PM (e6UQI)

71 Unlike dogs, they have most of the faults we admire, and few of the virtues we despise.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2023 08:00 PM (xhaym)

Ironic to use a dog loving Winston Churchill quote to make case for our kittehs. Excellent.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 08:02 PM (cxHZm)

72 I just pumped gas next to a red headed buzz cut navy chief style thick ankle lesbian in a subaru.
Thesokorus

It's not often I can picture a person exactly from a one sentence description...

Posted by: MkY at July 06, 2023 08:02 PM (cPGH3)

73 At 300 mph, all those dummies were Busdead.

We'd all flip out given a 300 impact.

Probably for the next eighth mile or so.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 06, 2023 08:02 PM (e6UQI)
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Shoulda fastened their seat belts!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2023 08:02 PM (BpYfr)

74 Of course, a true scientist would attempt this experiment in real life to gather real data (though not with real people, of course!)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

How can you say that after reading the DeBlasio (Wilhelm) thread previously?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2023 08:03 PM (63An5)

75 Leandro is Argentinian so he needs to stick to art works of bulls, caballeros, Ringo Bonavena, Nicolino Locche, Rape, surrender in the Islas Malvinas, corrupt generals and rape.

Leave the water nonsense to the japs, they love that crap.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 06, 2023 08:03 PM (R/m4+)

76 It's not often I can picture a person exactly from a one sentence description...
Posted by: MkY at July 06, 2023 08:02 PM (cPGH3)

I consider them one of the human races.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:03 PM (eHO9S)

77 The World Economic Forum has declared that by 2030 fashion will become completely obsolete and all humans will wear uniforms.

Well, at least those constant troublesome fashion thread hijacks will subside.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 06, 2023 08:04 PM (a3Q+t)

78 "Is there a case for cats?"

Don't have to walk them. That's all I got.

Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr at July 06, 2023 08:04 PM (MvF+J)

79 What comedian said ' they ought to make airplanes with the same stuff they make the black boxes,

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 08:04 PM (cxHZm)

80 What comedian said ' they ought to make airplanes with the same stuff they make the black boxes,
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 08:04 PM (cxHZm)

Buckaroo Banzai time stamp 32:45.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:05 PM (eHO9S)

81 Is there a case for cats?"

Don't have to walk them. That's all I got.
Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr at July 06, 2023 08:04 PM (MvF+J)

Unfortunately I screwed myself and my cats demand a walk everyday. Should have never started it when they were kittens.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 08:05 PM (cxHZm)

82 Gotta be Steven Wright of cordless extension cord fame.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 08:05 PM (k1Qly)

83 On some of those crash-test 'dummies', even the East German judge would have awarded a 10.0.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2023 08:06 PM (63An5)

84
What comedian said ' they ought to make airplanes with the same stuff they make the black boxes,
Posted by: polynikes

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Sounds like George Carlin. Or Jerry Seinfeld.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 08:06 PM (lCaJd)

85 Don't have to walk them. That's all I got.
Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr at July 06, 2023 08:04 PM (MvF+J)

Self cleaning for the most part.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2023 08:06 PM (xhaym)

86 Unfortunately I screwed myself and my cats demand a walk everyday. Should have never started it when they were kittens.
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 08:05 PM (cxHZm)

Even the Germans are disgusted at this kind of paraphilia.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:06 PM (eHO9S)

87 I saw a gigantic elk herd crossing the road recently. There could have been 100 of them--cows babies and immature males. There were no bulls
Posted by: That Northernlurker

Busy at the Elk's Club no doubt.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2023 08:07 PM (63An5)

88 What comedian said ' they ought to make airplanes with the same stuff they make the black boxes,
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 08:04 PM (cxHZm)

I remember Paul Harvey saying that in the 70's

Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2023 08:07 PM (xhaym)

89 I'm not seeing what the optical illusion is.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 08:07 PM (cxHZm)

90 Don't have to walk them. That's all I got.
Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr at July 06, 2023 08:04 PM (MvF+J)

Self cleaning for the most part.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2023 08:06 PM (xhaym)
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They are highly intelligent, playful, and affectionate animals.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2023 08:08 PM (BpYfr)

91 81 I'd try that but I'm afraid they'll pick up fleas.

Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr at July 06, 2023 08:08 PM (MvF+J)

92 "The World Economic Forum has declared that by 2030 fashion will become completely obsolete and all humans will wear uniforms."

Government issued jumpsuits are tight!

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2023 08:09 PM (iayUP)

93 85 Don't have to walk them. That's all I got.
Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr at July 06, 2023 08:04 PM (MvF+J)

Self cleaning for the most part.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2023 08:06 PM (xhaym)

Have three. Kids promised to take care of them, so I do, of course. Old guy is the horny puker; the other two beat up on him. Youngest is a girl who pretends to be hurt when ever horny puker sniffs her, but is probably the most aggressive chasing horny puker around. Middle cat isn't afraid of vacuum cleaners, except for one that older child sucked at his face with.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:09 PM (ynpvh)

94 "Is there a case for cats?"

They don't make a lot of noise when you come home from work.

Posted by: Random Moron at July 06, 2023 08:09 PM (RilAR)

95 Okay I see now. I just thought it was glass bottom shallow pool where you could see the people on the floor below.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 08:09 PM (cxHZm)

96
The World Economic Forum has declared that by 2030 fashion will become completely obsolete and all humans will wear uniforms.

___________

Anna Wintour hardest hit.

Simon Leys wrote of China in the early 1970s that, yes, the Mao uniform was standard for the cadres, but there were subtle differences depending on rank in the hierarchy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2023 08:10 PM (oGH7G)

97 "They are highly intelligent, playful, and affectionate animals."

Concur.

Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr at July 06, 2023 08:10 PM (MvF+J)

98 "Is there a case for cats?"

They don't make a lot of noise when you come home from work.
Posted by: Random Moron

Which is erased by the after midnight trying to throw up sounds.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2023 08:10 PM (63An5)

99 They don't make a lot of noise when you come home from work.
Posted by: Random Moron at July 06, 2023 08:09 PM (RilAR)
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I have one that rolls over on her back, expecting a tummy rub (even if it's not Tuesday), whenever I walk in the door.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2023 08:10 PM (BpYfr)

100 I am putting everyone who thinks walk___ cats is reasonable and not comolete bughouse schizophrenic episode stuff on ignore. Blocking anyone who has ever walked a cat.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:10 PM (eHO9S)

101 MadisonTheCat is strictly an inside cat. She is acting very strange today.

Posted by: Eromero at July 06, 2023 08:10 PM (Uv0D2)

102 Obviously it's dogs. Cats a close second. No other animals come close to being friends of men. Let's not even start with monkeys and gorillas.

Posted by: JmT at July 06, 2023 08:11 PM (50eTk)

103 94 "Is there a case for cats?"

They don't make a lot of noise when you come home from work.

Posted by: Random Moron at July 06, 2023 08:09 PM (RilAR)

Oh, they scratch up my furniture, even though they have scratching posts around. One sofa is so bad, even the wood substructure is carved at the arm rests. Middle one Meows for water from the faucet (because younger child gave him water from faucet), but I don't. He sometimes meows something that sounds vaguely like "wawader" when he wants some.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:12 PM (ynpvh)

104 How do they know when sea pens are communicating?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2023 08:12 PM (63Dwl)

105 @21: "Is there a case for cats?"

Shockingly good alarm clocks in animal form.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 08:12 PM (k1Qly)

106 Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:10 PM (eHO9S

If I knew that's all it took I would have mentioned it sooner.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 08:13 PM (cxHZm)

107 104 How do they know when sea pens are communicating?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2023 08:12 PM (63Dwl)

they write letters?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:13 PM (ynpvh)

108 Which is erased by the after midnight trying to throw up sounds.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2023 08:10 PM (63An5)
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Few things can make me instantly awake quicker than a cat attempting to hork up a hairball in the middle of the night.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2023 08:13 PM (BpYfr)

109 I think orcas would make good pets but the logistics are a real problem.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:13 PM (eHO9S)

110 MadisonTheCat is strictly an inside cat. She is acting very strange today.
Posted by: Eromero

Bruce Dern strange or Gary Busey strange?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2023 08:13 PM (63An5)

111
Dogs are higher maintenance but more rewarding companions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2023 08:13 PM (oGH7G)

112 I have one that rolls over on her back, expecting a tummy rub (even if it's not Tuesday), whenever I walk in the door.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2023 08:10 PM (BpYfr)

i've heard when a cat's tail starts waving back and forth when you are petting it then you better back off or be scratched.

Posted by: Random Moron at July 06, 2023 08:13 PM (RilAR)

113 What comedian said ' they ought to make airplanes with the same stuff they make the black boxes,
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Buckaroo Banzai time stamp 32:45.

Posted by: Thesokorus

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I've known a bunch of people that could quote a movie, but dang.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 08:13 PM (qyOWd)

114 "Is there a case for cats?"

You can keep them in a box like a lot of people, but there is even a backpack for them.

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2023 08:13 PM (iayUP)

115 Those featherstars. I am telling you right now, that motherfucker isn't real.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 08:13 PM (aD39U)

116 Shockingly good alarm clocks in animal form.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 08:12 PM (k1Qly)
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Also true. They have a keen time sense and know *exactly* when it's time to be fed, + or - ten minutes

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2023 08:14 PM (BpYfr)

117 If I knew that's all it took I would have mentioned it sooner.
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 08:13 PM (cxHZm

*doesn't notice because acct is on ignore*

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:14 PM (eHO9S)

118 White supremacy has gone DEI!

Sheluyang Peng
@SheluyangPeng
Look at this new article today in The Nation. White supremacy is growing more diverse every single day.

https://tinyurl.com/vab8zuc3

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 08:14 PM (FVME7)

119 MadisonTheCat is strictly an inside cat. She is acting very strange today.
Posted by: Eromero

East Texas about to have an earthquake?

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 08:14 PM (cxHZm)

120 @21

>>Is there a case for cats?

The main case for cats is that, generally speaking, they are a less demanding pet than a dog in terms of time and physical interaction and are great pet for older people.

I am allergic to cats so I can't own one, not that I would own one.

Nothing better than a couple of Dachshunds and a Beagle running at you at top speed when you come home to greet you.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 08:15 PM (up/3i)

121 112 I have one that rolls over on her back, expecting a tummy rub (even if it's not Tuesday), whenever I walk in the door.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 06, 2023 08:10 PM (BpYfr)

i've heard when a cat's tail starts waving back and forth when you are petting it then you better back off or be scratched.

Posted by: Random Moron at July 06, 2023 08:13 PM (RilAR)

horny puker. When I say certain words, his tail quivers, more with some words than others, like his name, the names of the other cats, and the older boy (horny puker is his cat).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:15 PM (ynpvh)

122 @114: "... but there is even a backpack for them."

Best use of a porthole since the old conversion vans.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 08:15 PM (k1Qly)

123 They don't make a lot of noise when you come home from work.
Posted by: Random Moron
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I work at home now, but Bingley and Gonzo used to greet me at the door every day, hollering for food. Any time I leave now I have to pick Bing up and hug him soon as I get in the door.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 06, 2023 08:15 PM (aBJcM)

124 113 What comedian said ' they ought to make airplanes with the same stuff they make the black boxes,
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Buckaroo Banzai time stamp 32:45.

Posted by: Thesokorus

--

I've known a bunch of people that could quote a movie, but dang.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 08:13 PM (qyOWd)

20th Anniversary Directors Cut limited edition only released in Japan.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:15 PM (eHO9S)

125 115 Those featherstars. I am telling you right now, that motherfucker isn't real.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 08:13 PM (aD39U)

"Looks like the kelps is replanting itself, Ma"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:16 PM (ynpvh)

126 "Is there a case for cats?"

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I think cats are a lot like teenagers. They're a PITA sometimes, but the young cat or kitten years endear them to you so much that you put up with them turning into cats.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 08:16 PM (qyOWd)

127 I am putting everyone who thinks walk___ cats is reasonable and not comolete bughouse schizophrenic episode stuff on ignore. Blocking anyone who has ever walked a cat.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:10 PM (eHO9S)

cats have to be trained to be walked on a leash otherwise they glitch out and refuse to do anything but be dragged.

Jim, try putting just a dash of salt in the water bowl. Some cats are overly sensitive to anything that tastes bitter and some water is bitter to them. The salt moderates the flavor.
Also, try putting the water away from the place you feed them.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2023 08:16 PM (xhaym)

128 "the after midnight trying to throw up sounds."

The only noise that unfailingly awakens me. Lightning? Nah. Fireworks? Nope. Barfing cat? Bolt upright wide awake. If anybody knows how to stop Maine Coons from hurling, I'm listening.

I have cats because kittens show up on my doorstep, and then they become my indoor-only cats. No puppies have shown up so far. Dogs are wonderful.

Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr at July 06, 2023 08:16 PM (MvF+J)

129 If I knew that's all it took I would have mentioned it sooner.
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 08:13 PM (cxHZm

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Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:14 PM (eHO9

Unblock : ignoring comment

Block back on .

😀

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 08:17 PM (cxHZm)

130 20th Anniversary Directors Cut limited edition only released in Japan.
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Ha.

"Hey, have you ever seen this movie?"
"Seen it? I own one of only four copies that were shipped and sold in Uganda."

(I'm not making fun of you. I have some stuff I'm that way about, too)

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 08:18 PM (qyOWd)

131 119 MadisonTheCat is strictly an inside cat. She is acting very strange today.
Posted by: Eromero

East Texas about to have an earthquake?

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 08:14 PM (cxHZm)

Or maybe something she saw on TV?
I remember one time, when older child was maybe 4 months old, I was watching TV. There was a guy being interviewed I didn't particularly like. My son looked and made a grunting noise, "Ugnh". He did it a second time, but louder. Finally, with left hand in crease of right arm, lifted right arm with right hand in a fist (like the obscene gesture), raised his right arm with the largest "Ungh!". I guess he didn't like him either.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:18 PM (ynpvh)

132 I grew up as a kid with two dogs and a cat that would sleep with me. I only had a double . It was crowded but I loved it.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 08:19 PM (cxHZm)

133 If I knew that's all it took I would have mentioned it sooner.
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 08:13 PM (cxHZm

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Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:14 PM (eHO9

Unblock : ignoring comment

Block back on .

😀
Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 08:17 PM (cxHZm)

Stereotypical cat person behavior. Disgusting tbphwy

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:19 PM (eHO9S)

134 120 @21

>>Is there a case for cats?

The main case for cats is that, generally speaking, they are a less demanding pet than a dog in terms of time and physical interaction and are great pet for older people.

I am allergic to cats so I can't own one, not that I would own one.

Nothing better than a couple of Dachshunds and a Beagle running at you at top speed when you come home to greet you.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 08:15 PM (up/3i)

Sphinx cats are hypoalergenic with no fur, but need special care: higher room temp and bathing more often, as their skin oils get on and stain things.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:19 PM (ynpvh)

135 He did it a second time, but louder. Finally, with left hand in crease of right arm, lifted right arm with right hand in a fist (like the obscene gesture), raised his right arm with the largest "Ungh!". I guess he didn't like him either.
Posted by: jim

So, fluent in conversational Italian. Such a smart boy!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2023 08:20 PM (63An5)

136 >92 "The World Economic Forum has declared that by 2030 fashion will become completely obsolete and all humans will wear uniforms."

Government issued jumpsuits are tight!

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2023 08:09 PM (iayUP)

Evenink wear. Veddy nice.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 06, 2023 08:20 PM (gMRRb)

137 Beluga is assho.
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar

Tiger shark is assho.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 06, 2023 08:20 PM (FVME7)

138 >>Is there a case for cats?

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Also I should've written this first:

Rodents

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 08:20 PM (qyOWd)

139 A few belugas cruised the Bay here about 6 years ago. Very unusual for them to be this far south. Some scientists from Mystic and URI visited to observe them and they were pleading with the locals to not engage with the whales because they thought they might get hurt. The whales not the people.

They are very curious and friendly.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2023 08:21 PM (ZLI7S)

140 Awesome trompe-l'œil!

Posted by: redridinghood at July 06, 2023 08:21 PM (NpAcC)

141 The two cats here at the Casa New Dawn are amazingly punctual as to their demands for their Evening Treats.

9:30 pm, +/- 5 min., either way.

Usually though, 9:30 pm, SHARP. The chronological term for this breed is the Catronome. My late, beloved yellow tabby Harley was the same.

You could've rightly called him a Clockwork Orange.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 06, 2023 08:22 PM (e6UQI)

142 Awesome trompe-l'œil!
Posted by: redridinghood

Thanks! I just had it stuffed!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2023 08:22 PM (63An5)

143 Few things can make me instantly awake quicker than a cat attempting to hork up a hairball in the middle of the night.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Same. And always on the bed or carpet, never on a hard surface that's easy to clean. That must be cat rule #1.

G once projectile vomited and managed to hit at least 4 different surfaces, all of them difficult to clean.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 06, 2023 08:22 PM (aBJcM)

144 I was paddling once and a pod of dolphins came by so I thought it would be cool to go with them. They were just lolligaging along so I could keep up. It was really pretty cool until one of them comes up to breathe and bumps the bow of my kayak. Freaks him out and the whole pod and they start to haul ass. I'm thinking these dolphins are as long or more than my 14 foot kayak and I'm on their turf so I freak out to. Haul ass back to the beach. Haven't gotten into the middle of a pod again.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 06, 2023 08:22 PM (17s+e)

145 @128: "Barfing cat? Bolt upright wide awake."

Always seems to happen right after you've washed your bed sheets too. I got very good at gently kicking my cat off the bed before actual vomit when she woke me up with those sounds. As for Maine Coon hairballs, Blue Buffalo Wilderness Indoor Hairball Control worked like magic for mine, but some cats are picky eaters, so good luck.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 08:22 PM (k1Qly)

146 I have a floofy cat that I comb and brush, and give hairball meds on a bowl on the table for her to lick up as she wants. She eats it like fudge.

She only rarely hurks up hairballs

I would wake up some winter nights with four cats sleeping around me. When I got married, only two of the cats would sleep on the bed with us because of space concerns.
They would all pile on the bed with my wife once I got up in the morning.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2023 08:23 PM (xhaym)

147 @134

>>Sphinx cats are hypoalergenic with no fur, but need special care: higher room temp and bathing more often, as their skin oils get on and stain things.

Sphinx Cat: All the physical demands of a dog, with the face of a bat and oh yeah, oily skin.

Sign. Me. Up.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 08:23 PM (up/3i)

148 Does anyone believe the guy who pissed off a pod of dolphins wasn't raped?

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:24 PM (eHO9S)

149 135 He did it a second time, but louder. Finally, with left hand in crease of right arm, lifted right arm with right hand in a fist (like the obscene gesture), raised his right arm with the largest "Ungh!". I guess he didn't like him either.
Posted by: jim

So, fluent in conversational Italian. Such a smart boy!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2023 08:20 PM (63An5)

Actually yes, but not very wise, but improving on that front. Scored over three stardard deviations above mean intelligence in grade school (got him into what is called Seminar classes in middle school). They wanted to push him up grades, but I wanted him with kids his age.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:24 PM (ynpvh)

150
Cat puke location

Path between bed and bathroom: 94%

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2023 08:24 PM (oGH7G)

151 Wonder what those horns would be like if humans grew them

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 08:25 PM (xhxe8)

152 138 >>Is there a case for cats?

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Also I should've written this first:

Rodents

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 08:20 PM (qyOWd)

mice, lizards, birds, insects. Pretty much anything small that moves is game, even if they should avoid it (scorpions, snakes).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:25 PM (ynpvh)

153 "Blue Buffalo Wilderness Indoor Hairball Control"

Thanks for the tip!

Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr at July 06, 2023 08:26 PM (MvF+J)

154 Wonder what those horns would be like if humans grew them
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 08:25 PM (xhxe

Finally some worthwhile conversation (not cat deviancy).

I would like to have the skull and horns of a bighorn sheep and just knock tf out of losers.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:27 PM (eHO9S)

155 Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 08:19 PM (cxHZm)

We have a Cali-king and all three of my lil shelter doggehs sleep with me. They won't get close to the wife though.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 06, 2023 08:27 PM (YRsIm)

156 "Blue Buffalo Wilderness Indoor Hairball Control"

Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr

This almost sounds like a women's softball league up in Erie PA.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2023 08:27 PM (63An5)

157 @152: "Pretty much anything small that moves is game ..."

Bats! Even more fun 'cause bats tend to get stuck flying circles in a room without going out the way they came in. Cats chasing bats like a dog chases its tail!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 08:27 PM (k1Qly)

158 Sphinx Cat: All the physical demands of a dog, with the face of a bat and oh yeah, oily skin.
Sign. Me. Up.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 08:23 PM (up/3i)

There was a lady who put a black wig and dresses on her sphinx cat and took pictures, and it was the freakiest thing I ever saw

here

https://tinyurl.com/yrmhyyee

Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2023 08:27 PM (xhaym)

159 143 Few things can make me instantly awake quicker than a cat attempting to hork up a hairball in the middle of the night.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Same. And always on the bed or carpet, never on a hard surface that's easy to clean. That must be cat rule #1.

G once projectile vomited and managed to hit at least 4 different surfaces, all of them difficult to clean.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 06, 2023 08:22 PM (aBJcM)

Horny puker almost always avoids easy-to-clean surfaces and goes for carpet or worse. Once, younger boy pissed him off using a nerf gun on him. Horny puker paid him back in spades. A cat tower was located next to younger child's bed, and horny puker puked on the cat tower, at the top, on each level, on the nerf gun on son's bed, on son's bed, all they way to clothes the boy left on the floor.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:28 PM (ynpvh)

160 mice, lizards, birds, insects. Pretty much anything small that moves is game, even if they should avoid it (scorpions, snakes).

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

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When we first moved to the country we ended up getting a cat for the pest control element. The little kitten was hell on wheels, but eventually it got to where I was catching more than she was. But I still liked having her around.

It was neat because I experienced that "I don't like cats, so this cat is going to give me ALL the attention" phenomenon until I liked her.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 08:28 PM (qyOWd)

161 Beluga whales always remind me of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 06, 2023 08:28 PM (NpAcC)

162 The chances of me being attacked by a Shark is zero. Unless of course something goes sideways and I'm thrown into a shark infested pool like James Bond.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 08:29 PM (cxHZm)

163 God gave us two animal companions. Cats and Dogs. Lions and tigers are the apex predators. Dogs in nature are mostly scavengers. Dogs have proven to be the closest to man.

Posted by: JmT at July 06, 2023 08:29 PM (50eTk)

164 Jfc berating cat owners just makes them talk about their demonic cats abd the perverted relationships even more.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:29 PM (eHO9S)

165 JUST IN: Hung Cao (R) has filed FEC paperwork to run for U.S. Senate in Virginia to challenge Democrat Tim Kaine

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 06, 2023 07:36 PM (xPl2J)
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"The Yellow Face of White Supremacy", no doubt.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2023 07:37 PM (krQz2)

Hung Bull ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2023 08:31 PM (NtVYv)

166 Japan Expo 2023 is supposed to happen on Jul 13 - 16 in Paris, France. Wonder if it will go on.

Here is some of the cosplay from last year.
https://youtu.be/YM2B9uVpwG0

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 08:32 PM (hbhtj)

167 147 @134

>>Sphinx cats are hypoalergenic with no fur, but need special care: higher room temp and bathing more often, as their skin oils get on and stain things.

Sphinx Cat: All the physical demands of a dog, with the face of a bat and oh yeah, oily skin.

Sign. Me. Up.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 08:23 PM (up/3i)

They can look like a character out of a JRR Tolkien novel.
https://is.gd/Ie36wR

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:32 PM (ynpvh)

168 "This almost sounds like a women's softball league up in Erie PA."

At $6/lb, it has to bring more to the table than mere cat food.

Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr at July 06, 2023 08:32 PM (MvF+J)

169 Jfc berating cat owners just makes them talk about their demonic cats abd the perverted relationships even more.

You seem nice.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 06, 2023 08:32 PM (Xrfse)

170 For some reason that tiger shark hitting the boat reminds me of watching Kon Tiki as a kid.

Posted by: Infidel at July 06, 2023 08:33 PM (0zJ6Q)

171 151 Wonder what those horns would be like if humans grew them

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 08:25 PM (xhxe

https://is.gd/E5fV6A

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:33 PM (ynpvh)

172 @164

>>Jfc berating cat owners just makes them talk about their demonic cats abd the perverted relationships even more.

If I wasn't allergic to cats I would more than likely have a cat or two to go along with the doggies.

Having both would probably balance out the energy of the kingdom and be incredibly funny as well.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 08:33 PM (up/3i)

173 Nyah?

Cats?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 08:33 PM (hbhtj)

174 here

https://tinyurl.com/yrmhyyee
Posted by:

Kindltot at July 06, 2023 08:27 PM (xhaym)

Holy Shit

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 06, 2023 08:34 PM (NtVYv)

175 151 Wonder what those horns would be like if humans grew them

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 08:25 PM

also this: https://is.gd/U7I604

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:34 PM (ynpvh)

176 >>The chances of me being attacked by a Shark is zero. Unless of course something goes sideways and I'm thrown into a shark infested pool like James Bond.

Pretty much zero even if you go in the ocean a lot. You are more likely to get struck by lightning.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2023 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)

177 @167

>>They can look like a character out of a JRR Tolkien novel.

It's like snuggling with a monitor lizard.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 08:34 PM (up/3i)

178 151 Wonder what those horns would be like if humans grew them

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 08:25 PM (xhxe

https://is.gd/E5fV6A
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:33 PM (ynpvh)

Quick man , make an appointment with Dr Pimple Popper !

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 08:34 PM (cxHZm)

179
"Is there a case for cats?"

A small one might fit in a violin case.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 06, 2023 08:35 PM (63Dwl)

180 Jim I might take the 1911 out for one last shot if that was me.
Have had nightmares of things growing out of me like a Twilight Zone episode.

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 08:36 PM (xhxe8)

181 162 The chances of me being attacked by a Shark is zero. Unless of course something goes sideways and I'm thrown into a shark infested pool like James Bond.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 08:29 PM (cxHZm)

Rounds to zero. Unless you're struck by a sharknado.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:36 PM (ynpvh)

182 All of Gods creations are amazing. That includes bugs. Even the annoying ones.

Posted by: JmT at July 06, 2023 08:37 PM (50eTk)

183 Might think demon possession going on

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 08:37 PM (xhxe8)

184 I think Dr. Evil's cat was a sphinx, so it's got that going for it.

Posted by: CppThis at July 06, 2023 08:37 PM (PZvjL)

185
I am putting everyone who thinks walk___ cats is reasonable and not comolete bughouse schizophrenic episode stuff on ignore. Blocking anyone who has ever walked a cat.
Posted by: Thesokorus

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I used to walk my cat once a day, but not on a leash. I'd just walk around the block and call him along. He loved it. I gave him to my mom to look after while I took a trip late last year and now she won't give him back because she likes him. He's gained at least a pound and he never budges.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2023 08:37 PM (lCaJd)

186 Better turn this off
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2023 08:38 PM (xhxe8)

187 Walking cats is Weimar Berlin tier stuff.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:39 PM (eHO9S)

188 Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 08:32 PM (hbhtj)

were the masked man and woman running away from Fauci?

Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2023 08:39 PM (yaxEg)

189 If humans had tails, would we have them inside, or outside our trousers?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 08:39 PM (aD39U)

190 184 I think Dr. Evil's cat was a sphinx, so it's got that going for it.

Posted by: CppThis at July 06, 2023 08:37 PM (PZvjL)

Only hairless after the thawing process.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:41 PM (ynpvh)

191 were the masked man and woman running away from Fauci?

Ha! Certainly wasn't the Andromeda Strain.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 08:41 PM (hbhtj)

192 That feather star thing does look kinda fake. Plus I've never seen one in my life. Seems like I would have.

Posted by: eleven at July 06, 2023 08:41 PM (iziT8)

193 That was probably about 10 million dollars in damage to that PV array. Hope it was insured for hail.
Posted by: pawn at July 06, 2023 07:58 PM (wsHtO)

Wyoming insurance guy said solar is very expensive to insure in that area because of the hi hail probability.

Posted by: clutch at July 06, 2023 08:41 PM (9UmRs)

194 189 If humans had tails, would we have them inside, or outside our trousers?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 08:39 PM (aD39U)

Well, if aided with balance, you'd want them outside. If ugly little things, inside. But sometimes hard to keep inside pants.
https://is.gd/tt36uT

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:42 PM (ynpvh)

195 If Yumans had tails, it would not only affect your clothing but how you design chairs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 08:44 PM (hbhtj)

196 >194 But sometimes hard to keep inside pants.
https://is.gd/tt36uT

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:42 PM (ynpvh)

Trouser tail > trouser trout

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 06, 2023 08:44 PM (gMRRb)

197 I think that if we had tails, we would wear kilts and legwarmers and let that baby wag.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 08:44 PM (aD39U)

198 @168: "At $6/lb, it has to bring more to the table than mere cat food."

You can find it for ~$4/lb in the large bag on sale, but yeah, gotta start small and see how if it works first. Cheaper than some of the vet prescription stuff though. I've loved all of my kitties and creatures, but I often wince when I hear what some people are willing to pay for medicines and procedures.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 06, 2023 08:45 PM (k1Qly)

199 "If humans had tails, would we have them inside, or outside our trousers?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)"

What trousers?

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2023 08:45 PM (iayUP)

200 A hairless tail would prob get very cold if exposed to air in winter.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:46 PM (eHO9S)

201 Sep 2023: Doctors begin grafting tails on coccyx-dysphoric patients.

May 2024: Courts begin to hear cases regarding tail discrimination, public accommodation for the special needs of the differently-tailed.

Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr at July 06, 2023 08:48 PM (MvF+J)

202 200 A hairless tail would prob get very cold if exposed to air in winter.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:46 PM (eHO9S)

Tail-warmer. Like a sock, but longer.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:48 PM (ynpvh)

203 Raw chicken is about 2 bucks a pound if you shop for it, pork is about the same for the cheaper cuts. If you are willing to go six buck a pound you might look into getting a sheep.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2023 08:48 PM (xhaym)

204 Marin as an usagi-chan from My Dress Up Darling. How meta is this, a show that is about characters who cosplay. And here is someone cosplaying as Marin.

https://youtu.be/qma4bFiX-F8?t=644

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 08:48 PM (hbhtj)

205 Here is the video statement of Dr. Gal Luft, the guy who tried to give evidence to the DOJ of the Biden family corruption and has been indicted and on the run from the DOJ ever since.

You don't need to listen to the whole thing to realize he's telling the truth and he was never a gun runner. Our government is nothing more than a corrupt mafia.

https://tinyurl.com/yzprk7bf

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2023 08:48 PM (ZLI7S)

206 203 Raw chicken is about 2 bucks a pound if you shop for it, pork is about the same for the cheaper cuts. If you are willing to go six buck a pound you might look into getting a sheep.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2023 08:48 PM (xhaym)

On rare occasions I see chicken legs and chicken thighs on sale for $1.09/lb, and I buy up the max allowed on the sale and save it in the freezer. Haven't seen those sales lately, have used most of it up.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:49 PM (ynpvh)

207
>202 200 A hairless tail would prob get very cold if exposed to air in winter.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:46 PM (eHO9S)

Tail-warmer. Like a sock, but longer.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:48 PM (ynpvh)

A tail cozy perhaps...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at July 06, 2023 08:49 PM (gMRRb)

208 If everybody had tails, but then some people had them surgically removed, would people think that's weird?

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2023 08:50 PM (iayUP)

209 198 I do appreciate the tip. If I was feeding just one cat, I could probably afford it. Pet foods, litter, vet bills all up about 100% in price in the past four years. Getting harder to find vets too.

Posted by: gp Go Brrrrrr at July 06, 2023 08:52 PM (MvF+J)

210
If Yumans had tails, it would not only affect your clothing but how you design chairs.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2023 08:44 PM (hbhtj)

__________

Playing poker would be impossible.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2023 08:53 PM (oGH7G)

211 From that video, it's clear as day that Hunter snorted a bump in the ol schnozz, right there on the White House Balcony.

What a classy f**king family.

F**king. Classy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 08:53 PM (up/3i)

212 >208 If everybody had tails, but then some people had them surgically removed, would people think that's weird?

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2023 08:50 PM (iayUP)

Uh yeah, that's fucked up. Now chopping off dicks on the other hand, totes normal.

Posted by: DICK Levine at July 06, 2023 08:53 PM (gMRRb)

213 208 If everybody had tails, but then some people had them surgically removed, would people think that's weird?

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2023 08:50 PM (iayUP)

Yes. Unless it was a religious thing, like circumcision.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:53 PM (ynpvh)

214 Its all over for climate deniers when methane gas frozen at the bottom of the ocean thaws out and bubbles to the surface. Todays news methane gas is bubbling to the surface from displaced melting glaciers in antarctica.

Posted by: raimondo at July 06, 2023 08:54 PM (gWpFR)

215 Would human tails wag?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 08:54 PM (Xhy9V)

216 > If everybody had tails, but then some people had them surgically removed, would people think that's weird?

Posted by: fd

Nah, getting the ears done would be weird.

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 08:54 PM (geLO8)

217 Moms4 Liberty just held their summit in Philadelphia and were met by The Usual Suspects.

This is their response to the groomer and p3do p\ protesters:

https://tinyurl.com/kdfx5td9

"What they called us and who we are"

Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2023 08:54 PM (yaxEg)

218 I don't think I would want my tail circumscribed.

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2023 08:55 PM (iayUP)

219 Piss off, racist foreign weirdo.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 08:55 PM (aD39U)

220 218 I don't think I would want my tail circumscribed.

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2023 08:55 PM (iayUP)

So no drawing a circle around it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:56 PM (ynpvh)

221 If I'm looking for pretty women I'll be looking more at golf than tennis.Tennis used to have all the pretty girls. Now its all muscular women devoid of any physical attractiveness.

Posted by: JmT at July 06, 2023 08:56 PM (50eTk)

222 221 If I'm looking for pretty women I'll be looking more at golf than tennis.Tennis used to have all the pretty girls. Now its all muscular women devoid of any physical attractiveness.

Posted by: JmT at July 06, 2023 08:56 PM (50eTk)

Do any have tails?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:56 PM (ynpvh)

223 What if we had bushy tails, like a squirrel?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 08:57 PM (aD39U)

224 "So no drawing a circle around it?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)"

Yeah. None of that neither.

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2023 08:57 PM (iayUP)

225 The Antarctica ice sheet has been growing for years, retardo.

Any yes, natural causes like the release of methane and other gases from the ocean largely due to underwater volcanoes are a major contributor to greenhouse gases in the atmosphere, far more than man.

Thanks for stating what most of us have known all along.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2023 08:57 PM (ZLI7S)

226 If I'm looking for pretty women I'll be looking more at golf than tennis.Tennis used to have all the pretty girls. Now its all muscular women devoid of any physical attractiveness.
Posted by: JmT at July 06, 2023 08:56 PM (50eTk)

Polevault and the 400m

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:57 PM (eHO9S)

227 223 What if we had bushy tails, like a squirrel?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 08:57 PM (aD39U)

Then we'd probably have bushy bodies, too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:57 PM (ynpvh)

228 I read somewhere that bull sharks are the worst at attacking humans.

Posted by: Ciampino - Any fin is possible, just don't trout yourself! at July 06, 2023 08:58 PM (qfLjt)

229 Its all over for climate deniers when methane gas frozen at the bottom of the ocean thaws out and bubbles to the surface. Todays news methane gas is bubbling to the surface from displaced melting glaciers in antarctica.

Posted by: raimondo

--

How is this news?

Didn't the models account for it?

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 08:58 PM (qyOWd)

230 225 The Antarctica ice sheet has been growing for years, retardo.

Any yes, natural causes like the release of methane and other gases from the ocean largely due to underwater volcanoes are a major contributor to greenhouse gases in the atmosphere, far more than man.

Thanks for stating what most of us have known all along.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2023 08:57 PM (ZLI7S)

Volcanic action also releases sulfur dioxide which cools the atmosphere. But like with any gas, there is a half life, estimated to be about 9 years.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 08:59 PM (ynpvh)

231 I'm cutting off a non-prehensile tail.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:59 PM (eHO9S)

232 228 I read somewhere that bull sharks are the worst at attacking humans.

Posted by: Ciampino - Any fin is possible, just don't trout yourself! at July 06, 2023 08:58 PM (qfLjt)

Does that mean they aren't any good at it, or are the most likely candidate for aggressively doing the offence?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 09:00 PM (ynpvh)

233 Madison wants Pepper.

Posted by: Eromero at July 06, 2023 09:00 PM (Uv0D2)

234 Mmmmmmmm, female pole vaulters

They can vault off my pole any day if ya know what I sezzin

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at July 06, 2023 09:00 PM (VTu1l)

235 Antarctica farting should put paid to the idea of cutting back on cow poots.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 09:00 PM (aD39U)

236 231 I'm cutting off a non-prehensile tail.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:59 PM (eHO9S)

What if it feels good when it's stroked?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 09:01 PM (ynpvh)

237 The important thing is that the U.S. cuts off energy production and usage while China and India continue ramping up coal plants.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 09:01 PM (qyOWd)

238 I'm cutting off a non-prehensile tail.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 08:59 PM (eHO9S)

You'll never attract a mate.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 09:01 PM (aD39U)

239 234 Mmmmmmmm, female pole vaulters

They can vault off my pole any day if ya know what I sezzin

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at July 06, 2023 09:00 PM (VTu1l)

Um...
https://is.gd/UonEhu

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 09:01 PM (ynpvh)

240 "I'm cutting off a non-prehensile tail.
Posted by: Thesokorus "

I didn't consider that possibility and may have to reconsider my position on tails.

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2023 09:02 PM (iayUP)

241 I didn't consider that possibility and may have to reconsider my position on tails.
Posted by: fd at July 06, 2023 09:02 PM (iayUP)

*tail quivers nervously*

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 09:03 PM (aD39U)

242 I was perhaps hasty in re removing my non-prehensile tail.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 06, 2023 09:03 PM (eHO9S)

243 If I'm looking for pretty women I'll be looking more at golf than tennis.Tennis used to have all the pretty girls. Now its all muscular women devoid of any physical attractiveness.
--

Polevault and the 400m

--

It was always comical how packed the girls volleyball games were in college. The school supported the heck out of them.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 09:04 PM (qyOWd)

244 Weatherman Retardo!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2023 09:04 PM (TZ75n)

245 Imagine the amazing tail tattoos you could have.

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2023 09:04 PM (iayUP)

246 hte p3dos and groomers threatened to take away Bethany Mandell's 6 month old baby.

https://tinyurl.com/ytun7v2n

Surprisingly, Philly PD was there in force, as was private security

Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2023 09:06 PM (yaxEg)

247 Flash Email Traffic

SDI 5.56X45 SS109 62GRN M855 FMJ AMMUNITION 1,000 RD CAN, **FREE SHIPPING**

$399.95

https://bityl.co/JhfU

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 09:06 PM (aD39U)

248 You'll never attract a mate.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 09:01 PM (aD39U)

Maybe you could attract a Manx, instead?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 06, 2023 09:07 PM (xhaym)

249 79 What comedian said ' they ought to make airplanes with the same stuff they make the black boxes,

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 08:04 PM (cxHZm)
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Steven Wright

Posted by: Ciampino -- Any fin is possible, just don't trout yourself! at July 06, 2023 09:09 PM (qfLjt)

250 $399.95

-

Dang, that's a great price.

(looks for somewhere I could store it)

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 09:09 PM (qyOWd)

251 245 Imagine the amazing tail tattoos you could have.

Posted by: fd at July 06, 2023 09:04 PM (iayUP)

I'm sure there'd be tail enhancement surgeries. I mean, a tail is an indicator of other things...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 09:10 PM (ynpvh)

252 Dang, that's a great price.

The best price I have seen in a while. I am still running off my 33 cents/rd stockpile.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 09:11 PM (aD39U)

253 Eromero, awwww, Madison is missing her buddy. A skritch for her and hugs for you and Mrs. E.

Posted by: SnailRacer at July 06, 2023 09:12 PM (B/GkG)

254 77: the uniforms for women will feature pencil skirts???

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 06, 2023 09:13 PM (FbcWf)

255 The can the ammo comes in is worth at least $10 too.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 09:14 PM (aD39U)

256 Yes indeed,

Stocking up on various species of ground flowers and year round perennials is most assuredly advised...

Especially ground flowers.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 06, 2023 09:14 PM (UsQA1)

257 214: who denies climate exists? You are just being silly.

The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 06, 2023 09:16 PM (FbcWf)

258
Doctor: "Mr. Anderson? It looks like your wife was hit by a truck."

Mr. Anderson: "I know. I married her for her personality."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2023 09:18 PM (MoZTd)

259 AIM has some other 556 offerings.

https://bityl.co/JhgD

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 09:19 PM (aD39U)

260 Goats make good companions. They like attention and come for pets. They will hang out with you. They can be trained. (We always wanted one to pull a cart).

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 06, 2023 09:19 PM (ouTlx)

261 There is also the market for shaped beaver tails which come in incremental diameters based on your hat size.

They have fair prices.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 06, 2023 09:20 PM (UsQA1)

262 https://is.gd/UonEhu

**********

Wow I didn’t even know that could be a thing

….. I’ll risk it

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at July 06, 2023 09:21 PM (VTu1l)

263 120: I wholeheartedly approve of the hound family. Basset hounds would be my fave of the group.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 06, 2023 09:22 PM (FbcWf)

264 If I'm looking for pretty women I'll be looking more at golf than tennis.Tennis used to have all the pretty girls. Now its all muscular women devoid of any physical attractiveness.
--

Polevault and the 400m

--
What about me?

Posted by: E. German shot putter at July 06, 2023 09:23 PM (wAqo5)

265 NC Lt. Gov. speaks in support of Moms4 Liberety, calls out Biddet admin Grooomer agenda:

https://tinyurl.com/vxcjydjj

Posted by: kallisto at July 06, 2023 09:23 PM (yaxEg)

266 Goats make good companions. They like attention and come for pets. They will hang out with you. They can be trained. (We always wanted one to pull a cart).
Posted by: Notsothoreau

We had one when I was a kid (pun intended) in Natchitoches, LA. Called him Sweet William. Had a GSD, (Smokey), that really hated sharing the yard with Sweet William. Would jump the fence and go courting the female doggos in the neighborhood or basically giving away wholesale whoopa$$ to the male doggone.

Sweet William was aptly named, would cuddle, play, fetch, head butt, and generally just hang out. Smokey made the trip through the woods with us to spy on Jim Croce's crashed plane though.

Damn. I miss Natchitoches.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 06, 2023 09:26 PM (3CCua)

267 We had one when I was a kid (pun intended) in Natchitoches, LA. Called him Sweet William. Had a GSD, (Smokey), that really hated sharing the yard with Sweet William. Would jump the fence and go courting the female doggos in the neighborhood or basically giving away wholesale whoopa$$ to the male doggone.

Sweet William was aptly named, would cuddle, play, fetch, head butt, and generally just hang out. Smokey made the trip through the woods with us to spy on Jim Croce's crashed plane though.

Damn. I miss Natchitoches.
Posted by: BifBewalski

That story needs at least a keg and a bonfire to hear completely. Aint got time tonight, though.

Posted by: MkY at July 06, 2023 09:28 PM (cPGH3)

268 Cafe!! I'm way late because Duncanthrax and fd solved all my computer problems and I could finally answer the requests about the TXMoMe. I am a happy camper.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 06, 2023 09:28 PM (Espet)

269 For the record

Bull Sharks have been known to leave their ocean habitats and enter fresh water rivers trekking far up into these waters to feed on whatever they found. Many tales of the Bull Shark taking down livestock AND humans many of miles up the Mississippi and Missouri Rivers.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 06, 2023 09:29 PM (UsQA1)

270 On a brighter note

The New York Times recently reported that at Glenn Miller's Beer & Soda Warehouse in Lemoyne, Pennsylvania, a 30-pack of Miller Lite was selling for $24.99. In contrast, a 30-pack Bud Light was priced at just $8.99 after a rebate.

"At this point, it's cheaper than some of the cases of water we're selling in the back," said Andy Wagner, manager of the warehouse. "It's just not moving like it used to."

Wagner pointed out that Bud Light sales at his store since mid-April plunged 45% from a year ago. The decline can be attributed to the evolving preferences of consumers.

"It's not that they stopped drinking beer," he said. "They just stopped buying Bud Light."

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 09:29 PM (aD39U)

271 "If I'm looking for pretty women I'll be looking more at golf than tennis.Tennis used to have all the pretty girls. Now its all muscular women devoid of any physical attractiveness."

Still, I had (and have) a huge thing for Maria Sharapova.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 06, 2023 09:29 PM (FbcWf)

272 I would want a useful tail which would allow me to swing from branch to branch.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 06, 2023 09:30 PM (flINI)

273 Bud Light's appeal has become more selective.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 06, 2023 09:31 PM (aD39U)

274 Our long national nightmare is over:

DENVER (KDVR) — After more than 50 years of touring, the Eagles are saying goodbye.

The Grammy award-winning rock band is hitting the road one last time and bringing “The Long Goodbye” tour to the Mile High City.

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 09:33 PM (geLO8)

275 On Demand movie tonight.

Massive Talent -Nic Cage
John Wick 4
The Covenant- Guy Ritchie

Any recommendation out of those 3?

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 09:33 PM (cxHZm)

276 https://is.gd/UonEhu
Wow I didn’t even know that could be a thing

….. I’ll risk it
Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger

Oh yeah. Ask any Urologist that gets an emergency call after midnight on a Saturday.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2023 09:34 PM (63An5)

277 Massive Talent is a fun movie.

Posted by: davidt at July 06, 2023 09:34 PM (SYTee)

278 >Still, I had (and have) a huge thing for Maria Sharapova.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

well, put your jacket over your lap or something- there's people here

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 09:35 PM (geLO8)

279 According to the Cleveland Clinic:
What causes penile fracture?
Penile fracture is caused by blunt force — when your penis is erect and it hits something hard and bends. Common causes are:

. . . . . or hitting your erect penis against a wall or door in a dark room.

Who among us hasn't had this happen?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2023 09:36 PM (63An5)

280 I would get a bigger pool if I could have a beluga, but cleaning up whale shit might get tedious.

Posted by: Fudgie the Whale at July 06, 2023 09:36 PM (T0tUU)

281 Still, I had (and have) a huge thing for Maria Sharapova.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Lots of hotties play professional women's tennis. More than the LPGA.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 09:37 PM (cxHZm)

282 I'm in a rut

Posted by: ELK at July 06, 2023 09:39 PM (us2H3)

283 . . . . . or hitting your erect penis against a wall or door in a dark room.

Who among us hasn't had this happen?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2023 09:36 PM (63An5)

Are you implying you don't do it intentionally?

Posted by: Reforger at July 06, 2023 09:39 PM (B705c)

284 279 According to the Cleveland Clinic:
What causes penile fracture?
Penile fracture is caused by blunt force — when your penis is erect and it hits something hard and bends. Common causes are:
. . . . . or hitting your erect penis against a wall or door in a dark room.

Who among us hasn't had this happen?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2023 09:36 PM
Yeah, these interior doors are so flimsy.,, punch right through them. Then, you gotta wait to get it out.

Posted by: Eromero at July 06, 2023 09:39 PM (Uv0D2)

285

We could breed miniature Belugas, and sell them for pets!

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Wylie the Sooper Genius at July 06, 2023 09:40 PM (QaQQ2)

286 Shark summer of 1916 a bull shark went w-a-a-a-y upstream killing yutes in NJ river.

Posted by: CPO Sharkey at July 06, 2023 09:40 PM (T0tUU)

287 281: Thanks to the influx of lots of cute Korean girls, the LPGA has improved on the pretty girls department.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 06, 2023 09:41 PM (ifUkZ)

288 "What causes penile fracture?
Penile fracture is caused by blunt force — when your penis is erect and it hits something hard and bends. Common causes are:

. . . . . or hitting your erect penis against a wall or door in a dark room."

One time I had a sleeper sofa close up on me.

Posted by: Couch Lover at July 06, 2023 09:41 PM (iayUP)

289 281 Still, I had (and have) a huge thing for Maria Sharapova.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

what exactly is a "pova" ??

Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 09:41 PM (us2H3)

290 If we had tails that wagged it would be hard to play poker.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 06, 2023 09:41 PM (Xhy9V)

291 Just the punch line.

Mr. Bennett Mr Bennett !

Bend it ? Hell I Broke it !

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 09:41 PM (cxHZm)

292 274: the first of many farewell tours.

Remember, Ozzy followed up "No More Tours" with the "Retirement Sucks" tour.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 06, 2023 09:42 PM (FbcWf)

293 232 228 I read somewhere that bull sharks are the worst at attacking humans.

Posted by: Ciampino - Any fin is possible, just don't trout yourself! at July 06, 2023 08:58 PM (qfLjt)

Does that mean they aren't any good at it, or are the most likely candidate for aggressively doing the offence?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 06, 2023 09:00 PM (ynpvh)
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The latter.

Posted by: Ciampino --- Any fin is possible, just don't trout yourself! at July 06, 2023 09:42 PM (qfLjt)

294 Turns out that I had some sort of a tail growing off my coccyx. It was a conglomeration of skin and hair and got infected called a pilonidal cyst and had to drained and removed. Also had a sixth appendage growing out of my left hand out from my pinky which was clipped when I was an infant. Yes I am some sort of freak you are correct

Posted by: Theo at July 06, 2023 09:42 PM (bxm1O)

295 The selectiveness of Bug Light's appeal is elite status.

Posted by: eleven at July 06, 2023 09:42 PM (iziT8)

296 289: a lot of my male friends do not understand my fascination with Maria Sharapova. Or the Princess of Wales.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 06, 2023 09:44 PM (FbcWf)

297 Didn't realize The Eagles were still touring. Figure they'd stop when Frey died.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 06, 2023 09:45 PM (ifUkZ)

298 Thanks to the influx of lots of cute Korean girls, the LPGA has improved on the pretty girls department.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 06, 2023 09:41 PM (ifUkZ)

They always had 3 or 4 hotties going back to the 70's. Jan Stephenson for one.

Posted by: polynikes at July 06, 2023 09:46 PM (cxHZm)

299 Didn't realize The Eagles were still touring. Figure they'd stop when Frey died.

Is this the "We need money for hip replacements" tour?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 06, 2023 09:47 PM (Bd6X8)

300 279 According to the Cleveland Clinic:
What causes penile fracture?
Penile fracture is caused by blunt force — when your penis is erect and it hits something hard and bends. Common causes are:

. . . . . or hitting your erect penis against a wall or door in a dark room.
----
Be very careful going through doorways on your way to Bangkok.

Posted by: Ciampino --- Any fin is possible, just don't trout yourself! at July 06, 2023 09:47 PM (qfLjt)

301 Jan Stephenson for one.
Posted by: polynikes

The lovely Ms. Stephenson of 'Play a round with me!" fame.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2023 09:48 PM (63An5)

302 296 289: a lot of my male friends do not understand my fascination with Maria Sharapova. Or the Princess of Wales.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 06, 2023 09:44 PM (FbcWf)

Well talk like a fag and you're shit's all fucked up.
So... that'll be like 20 bucks same as in town.
You can scan your tattoo.. right... here.

Posted by: Reforger at July 06, 2023 09:48 PM (B705c)

303 Can we not with the tails and the penile fractures.

Posted by: eleven at July 06, 2023 09:48 PM (iziT8)

304 296 289: a lot of my male friends do not understand my fascination with the Princess of Whales.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 06, 2023 09:44 PM (FbcWf)

it's all good, baby

Posted by: Lizzo at July 06, 2023 09:49 PM (us2H3)

305 So... what I learned from that collision video is, if you're gonna hit something, SPEED UP to 150mph.

(Also, wear your seatbelt. And clothes.)

Posted by: GWB at July 06, 2023 09:49 PM (vQrdQ)

306 Can we not with the tails and the penile fractures.

I'm just glad images aren't allowed in the comments.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 06, 2023 09:50 PM (Bd6X8)

307 DENVER (KDVR) — After more than 50 years of touring, the Eagles are saying goodbye.

The Grammy award-winning rock band is hitting the road one last time and bringing “The Long Goodbye” tour to the Mile High City.
Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at July 06, 2023 09:33 PM (geLO

They did take a 14 year long vacation from touring together... got back together for the Hell Freezes over Tour.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2023 09:51 PM (oHd/0)

308 299 Didn't realize The Eagles were still touring. Figure they'd stop when Frey died.

adoration is a helluva drug

Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 09:51 PM (us2H3)

309 During my ER days,

Had a "gentleman" present with "severe" penile pain which he claimed was caused by a basketball thrown extra hard during a pick-up game.

Yet he fessed up to the DOC to long stroking his mistress and missing the mark on one down stroke..."CRUNCH"

Should not have been boinking the mistress me thinks.

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 06, 2023 09:53 PM (UsQA1)

310 I'd rather swim with bull sharks than have front row seats to the Beagles Tour.

Posted by: Already Gone! at July 06, 2023 09:53 PM (T0tUU)

311 Who would go to an Eagles concert? Hotel California is their only song, according to every radio station.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 06, 2023 09:54 PM (zQVw+)

312 83 On some of those crash-test 'dummies', even the East German judge would have awarded a 10.0.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2023 08:06 PM (63An5)
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Diving or gymnastics judges?

Posted by: scampydog at July 06, 2023 09:54 PM (tocrP)

313 They did take a 14 year long vacation from touring together... got back together for the Hell Freezes over Tour.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2023 09:51 PM (oHd/0)

More like the "Didn't See The Property Taxes Coming Tour."

Posted by: Reforger at July 06, 2023 09:55 PM (B705c)

314 Wait. The Beagles are touring?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 09:56 PM (s12c9)

315 RIP George Tickner-- co-founder, guitarist for Journey

Posted by: JQ at July 06, 2023 09:57 PM (Gkog9)

316 Wait. The Beagles are touring?

Yeah, they went punk. They're supporting their latest release, "F*ck Fauci and His Sand Flies!"

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 06, 2023 09:58 PM (Bd6X8)

317 Wait. The Beagles are touring?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 09:56 PM (s12c9)

Check Yeah! The Beagle Boys are touring with Scrooge McDuck and the Nephews.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 06, 2023 09:58 PM (zQVw+)

318 "I'm just glad images aren't allowed in the comments.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 "

But Haiku is!

A fold out beckons
A hole that cannot be found
Bad penile fracture

Posted by: Couch Lover at July 06, 2023 09:58 PM (iayUP)

319 315 RIP George Tickner-- co-founder, guitarist for Journey
Posted by: JQ at July 06, 2023 09:57 PM (Gkog9)

yeah, they were a trip

Posted by: REDACTED at July 06, 2023 09:59 PM (us2H3)

320 314 Wait. The Beagles are touring?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 06, 2023 09:56 PM (s12c9)

I love their hit "Walk With an Erection".

So many memories.

Posted by: Reforger at July 06, 2023 09:59 PM (B705c)

321 EAGLES???

Yeah maybe 20 years ago....Love how these 60's-70 bands crawl out of the woodwork to make some more BANK off of the very Capitalist construct that they railed against back in the day....effin losers and money suckin whores.

EFFIN WHORES!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at July 06, 2023 10:00 PM (UsQA1)

322 ONT is Nood

Posted by: Beartooth at July 06, 2023 10:01 PM (zQVw+)

323 Y'all with your horns and tails remind me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=0v_lMmntIAI

Posted by: Emmie -- ArkanOklaMoMe RSVP by July 7, please! at July 06, 2023 10:07 PM (Emce2)

324 @299

>>Is this the "We need money for hip replacements" tour?

They are pretty much to the point that they physically can no longer tour and put on something that even remotely resembles professionalism

I saw a clip of Dream Theater on a recent tour, the lead singer is looking and sounding rough, in fact all of the guys look awful and they are mostly all 60 and look it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2023 10:22 PM (up/3i)

325 324: James LaBrie just turned 60, back on May 5. Jordan Rudess is 66-67 (I forget his birthday). John Petrucci is days from turning 56. John Myung is 56. I don't know how old the drummer is but he's no spring chicken.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 06, 2023 10:42 PM (FbcWf)

326 160 I experienced that "I don't like cats, so this cat is going to give me ALL the attention" phenomenon until I liked her.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 06, 2023 08:28 PM (qyOWd)

; )

Posted by: m at July 07, 2023 02:21 AM (x5hic)

327 That feather star is really weird. I thought it was going to act plantlike but no.

Posted by: m at July 07, 2023 02:27 AM (x5hic)

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