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White House Evacuated After Discovery of Unknown White Powder;
The Powder Turns Out to be Cocaine

Is the cocaine of Hunter-Biden-level quality?

We don't know. The media is curiously disinterested in the case of a White House evacuation followed by the discovery of cocaine. Discovered, of course, after Hunter Biden made his Comeback Tour to the White House.

The media, to the extent it's covering this at all, is claiming that this "cocaine hydrochloride" -- which is just plain-old cocaine salt, the stuff people snort; it's the salt part that makes it a dry crystal powder -- can also be used by dentists as a "nasal anesthetic," so it's probably that.

Sure, sure. Someone's probably doing some impromptu amateur dental surgery at the White House, and they have the coke on hand for use as anesthesia.



Comments

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1 Cocaine Hydrochloride spotted near West Executive Wing

What a weird sentence. Was it just outside, wandering around? Lurking in the bushes?

Posted by: spindrift at July 04, 2023 01:30 PM (7YrZ7)

2 Probably left over from the Trump admin.
- CNN

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 04, 2023 01:30 PM (xT7BI)

3 Repost from JJ's thread:


Highly secure area, grounds and building carefully controlled, everywhere there has either emptied their pockets after going through a metal detector and/or they work there, and hey, look, someone's cocaine.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 01:31 PM (nMXLX)

4 Ola

Posted by: Infidel at July 04, 2023 01:31 PM (0zJ6Q)

5 Now we know how they keep the Big Guy awake.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 04, 2023 01:31 PM (MeG8a)

6 Oh, and someone posted earlier:

Apparently it was found in the room where Hunter was using his laptop, and the SS didn't investigate, dust for prints, etc.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 01:32 PM (nMXLX)

7 *whispers*

Missed some.

Posted by: John MacLaine at July 04, 2023 01:32 PM (15Elt)

8 There's gotta be a video.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 04, 2023 01:32 PM (MeG8a)

9 Cocaine Hydrochloride?

Was the container labeled or did Hunter vefiry that?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 04, 2023 01:32 PM (ga8qR)

10 6 Oh, and someone posted earlier:

Apparently it was found in the room where Hunter was using his laptop, and the SS didn't investigate, dust for prints, etc.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 01:32 PM (nMXLX)

Why investigate? Everyone knows whose it is.

I wonder, why bother reporting it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 04, 2023 01:33 PM (15Elt)

11 Does Joe Snort it off a 12-year-old's ass?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 04, 2023 01:33 PM (aCNZ6)

12 Doesn't Hunter have a secret service shadow?

Posted by: BignJames at July 04, 2023 01:33 PM (AwYPR)

13 Does Joe Snort it off a 12-year-old's ass?
Posted by: That Northernlurker

Scalp.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 04, 2023 01:34 PM (ga8qR)

14 And?

Posted by: Willie Nelson at July 04, 2023 01:34 PM (6Oqc/)

15 NORMS RESTORED!!!!!

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 04, 2023 01:34 PM (i7Q7S)

16 Hunter Biden in the Library with the Piñata Stick.

Posted by: ShainS - Algorithmic Discrimination, Data Inequity/Disparity Mitigator AI Bot at July 04, 2023 01:34 PM (ul9wx)

17 Hunter, in the Library, with crack- Biden Game of Clue

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at July 04, 2023 01:34 PM (l7Kbv)

18 Has anything been heard of the White House dog lately?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 04, 2023 01:34 PM (aCNZ6)

19 So we have the blow, when do they report on the hookers?

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 04, 2023 01:34 PM (oWBc3)

20 Missouri sued the BribeMe admin over asking tech cos to censor people, ala the CISA branch.

@tracybeanz
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING! The order on the temporary injunction in Missouri v. Biden has JUST been filed. The motion has been GRANTED in part and DENIED in part, with the denial pertaining to discussion about criminal activity and information intended to mislead about certain aspects of voting. Additionally the motion for class has been denied. That’s ok — will discuss more shortly.

This is a MASSIVE win for freedom on the 4th of JULY!!! I will thread this for you shortly -l

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 04, 2023 01:35 PM (jzzG8)

21 potato head had root canal surgery a few weeks ago at the WH. I'm guessing they will claim it was left over from it.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 04, 2023 01:35 PM (2NHgQ)

22 it all makes sense. doesn't hunter have serious dental problems? or maybe as some have suggested (twitchy covered this) that one of trump's sons left it there two and a half years ago and no one noticed it until now.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 04, 2023 01:36 PM (B1FKF)

23 In honor of the holiday, and in memory of the old blue law days, I'm polishing off the various open wine and liquor bottles that are hanging about. Out of beer, and not going to consider disrespecting the holiday by shopping, if the liquor stores be open, as they probably are.
My kids and families, and other young families, are sharing renting a house on the cape this week, as it should be.

Posted by: From about that Time at July 04, 2023 01:36 PM (4780s)

24 Here it is:

"There is one logical explanation, though. Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, is a notorious drug addict who was made infamous for filming himself doing crack and coke. So let’s do the math. The Secret Service found a baggie of cocaine hidden inside the White House in a place normal people can’t go. Hunter Biden lives at the White House and reportedly uses the library often.

It’s a mystery that may never be solved"

https://tinyurl.com/233k9e6j

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 01:36 PM (nMXLX)

25 I thought "Cocaine Hydrochloride" was Hunter's secret service name.

Posted by: desertgardens at July 04, 2023 01:36 PM (HwFdR)

26 COOCAAIINEE
killing muh braiiiin

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 04, 2023 01:36 PM (vHIgi)

27 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 04, 2023 01:36 PM (T4tVD)

28 I saw Amateur Dental Surgery open for the Climax Blues Band at Town Hall in '74.

Posted by: Musik Kal at July 04, 2023 01:37 PM (T0tUU)

29
Coke is a traditional Fourth of July condiment.

Posted by: Auspex at July 04, 2023 01:37 PM (j4U/Z)

30 *cues up Grandmaster Flash's White Lines*

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 04, 2023 01:37 PM (V6wb4)

31 Could have been left over from the FDR administration. FDR used to do wheelies after snorting it off the back of his mistress.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 04, 2023 01:38 PM (PLLVS)

32 Ola
Posted by: Infidel

OLE' !

Posted by: JT at July 04, 2023 01:38 PM (T4tVD)

33 Sure, sure. Someone's probably doing some impromptu amateur dental surgery at the White House, and they have the coke on hand for use as anesthesia.

---------

The last vehicle seen leaving the White House compound before this incident has been identified as a 1986 Fleetwood Bounder RV with bullet holes in door and nicknamed "The Krystal Ship."

Posted by: ShainS - Algorithmic Discrimination, Data Inequity/Disparity Mitigator AI Bot at July 04, 2023 01:38 PM (ul9wx)

34 Maybe it was Obama's bag. He was at the White House for lunch with Joe last week.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2023 01:38 PM (ZLI7S)

35 White powder? I know! They are obviously getting ready for a "Christmas in July" Event (The powder is fake white "snow") in which Hunter is going to dress up as an elf and they'll be yet another special sale of American Interests. Ho! Ho! Ho!


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2023 01:38 PM (Keyt1)

36 "There is one logical explanation, though. Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, is a notorious drug addict who was made infamous for filming himself doing crack and coke. So let’s do the math. The Secret Service found a baggie of cocaine hidden inside the White House in a place normal people can’t go. Hunter Biden lives at the White House and reportedly uses the library often.


In other news, a hooker's ass was found in the same room as the cocaine. It's origin remains a mystery.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 04, 2023 01:38 PM (eOEVl)

37 When you want to run....

Posted by: pawn at July 04, 2023 01:38 PM (wsHtO)

38 3 Highly secure area, grounds and building carefully controlled, everywhere there has either emptied their pockets after going through a metal detector and/or they work there, and hey, look, someone's cocaine.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 01:31 PM (nMXLX)


That's an interesting point: one can't hop a puddle jumper from Bucksnort to East Podunk without the federal megalith inspecting every molecule of one's person and possessions with multimillion dollar hardware, am I to believe that this doesn't happen at one of the most obvious potential targets on the planet?

As an aside, one of the things that jumped out at me when I was in Switzerland is that their airports are cool with just a basic metal detector.

Posted by: CppThis at July 04, 2023 01:38 PM (PZvjL)

39 22 it all makes sense. doesn't hunter have serious dental problems? or maybe as some have suggested (twitchy covered this) that one of trump's sons left it there two and a half years ago and no one noticed it until now.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 04, 2023 01:36 PM (B1FKF)

You know what's bad for your teeth? Smoking meth and crack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 04, 2023 01:38 PM (15Elt)

40 The motion has been GRANTED in part and DENIED in part, with the denial pertaining to discussion about criminal activity and information intended to mislead about certain aspects of voting

--

That's incredible.

It's the entire basis of politics and politicians, and normal people aren't allowed to discuss it.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 01:38 PM (nMXLX)

41 As said downstairs every inch has to have CCTV on it, they know which diversity hire it belongs to

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2023 01:39 PM (xhxe8)

42 It's = Its

Posted by: Archimedes at July 04, 2023 01:39 PM (eOEVl)

43 I'm sure it was leftover by some dentist - I mean physicians can't get into trouble by not meticulously tracking controlled narcotics or anything.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at July 04, 2023 01:39 PM (oWBc3)

44 This Hunter is a real embarrassment

Posted by: Billy Carter at July 04, 2023 01:39 PM (PLLVS)

45 Just like the laptop. This dumbshit can't stop forgetting to pick up the evidence.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 04, 2023 01:39 PM (xPl2J)

46 3 --

Yes. So who ISN'T searched on entrance to the WH? The list must be pretty small.

Posted by: desertgardens at July 04, 2023 01:40 PM (HwFdR)

47 The Biden Admin keeps putting up hoops and the fake news keeps jumping through them.

Posted by: huerfano at July 04, 2023 01:40 PM (7zEAH)

48 Turn this helicopter around!
Why?
I forgot my, uh, prescription nose spray
Not necessary, my boy. The Secret Service will get it for you.
(groan)

Posted by: JM in Florida -- now in Illinois at July 04, 2023 01:40 PM (JfleF)

49 Do they plop Biden's ass in a wheelchair to get him out?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 04, 2023 01:40 PM (aCNZ6)

50 I’m surprised this story was even reported by the FMSM. The long knives must be out for Brandon.

Posted by: Rufus T Firefly at July 04, 2023 01:40 PM (gQyTB)

51 I can't believe they didn't use this as an opportunity to gaslight us with the claim that it was Ricin smuggled in by Putin to assassinate Chairman F. Joe.

This could have justified a nuclear first strike on Moscow. Never let a crisis go to waste, you big dummies!

Posted by: ShainS - Algorithmic Discrimination, Data Inequity/Disparity Mitigator AI Bot at July 04, 2023 01:41 PM (ul9wx)

52 In other news, a hooker's ass was found in the same room as the cocaine. It's origin remains a mystery.

In yet more news, it was determined that actress Brie Larsen had recently been in that room.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 04, 2023 01:42 PM (eOEVl)

53 She don't lie
She don't lie
She don't lie

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 04, 2023 01:42 PM (U2p+3)

54 I wonder what Hunter’s body double has to do to keep up appearances. He’s trying to live like Oday Hussein

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 04, 2023 01:42 PM (PLLVS)

55 "it's the salt part that makes it a dry crystal powder -- can also be used by dentists as a "nasal anesthetic," so it's probably that."

The rolled up $100 bill found make that unlikely.

Posted by: Ripley at July 04, 2023 01:42 PM (KrJTL)

56 I believe the Junta will order the Lapdog Media to deep six this one. Deeper than the Titanic.

Unless they identify or frame a MAGA-loving Secret Service agent or one of the housekeeping staff, who was ordered to do it by Trump!

Posted by: Gref at July 04, 2023 01:42 PM (AMIL/)

57 So many motherfuckers in the White House snorting coke, who knows whose it is. Hunter's the most likely suspect but I guarantee there's rampant drug use.

Posted by: It's the White Powder House at July 04, 2023 01:43 PM (dE+9W)

58

If you wanna hang out
You've got to take her out
Nasal anesthetic

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 04, 2023 01:43 PM (63Dwl)

59 Leaving nose candy around for Hunter is just one more example of Joe's inspiring father love.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 04, 2023 01:43 PM (aCNZ6)

60 Cocaine Hydrochloride spotted near West Executive Wing

What a weird sentence. Was it just outside, wandering around? Lurking in the bushes?

Posted by: spindrift at July 04, 2023 01:30 PM (7YrZ7)

---------

It's to differentiate it from the striped Cocaine Hydrochloride.

Posted by: ShainS - Algorithmic Discrimination, Data Inequity/Disparity Mitigator AI Bot at July 04, 2023 01:43 PM (ul9wx)

61 Why the evacuation? Was there 20 pounds of the stuff, about to explode?

Posted by: illiniwek at July 04, 2023 01:43 PM (Cus5s)

62 Are you sure it isn't its'.

Posted by: From about that Time at July 04, 2023 01:43 PM (4780s)

63 2 Probably left over from the Trump admin.
- CNN
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 04, 2023 01:30 PM (xT7BI)

----

One of the J6 Insurrectionists must have dropped his stash. Add cocaine possession to their charges.

Posted by: MSNBC at July 04, 2023 01:43 PM (agLlz)

64 How did Trump smuggle it in?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 04, 2023 01:43 PM (brAQZ)

65 55 "it's the salt part that makes it a dry crystal powder -- can also be used by dentists as a "nasal anesthetic," so it's probably that."

The rolled up $100 bill found make that unlikely.
Posted by: Ripley at July 04, 2023 01:42 PM (KrJTL)

$20 bill same as in town.

Posted by: Keeping the meme alive! at July 04, 2023 01:43 PM (dE+9W)

66 and if a half smoked pot cig was found outside the white house when trump was president, turds at cnn etc would have demanded that all the trumps take a drug test.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 04, 2023 01:44 PM (B1FKF)

67 If you wanna hang out
You've got to take her out
Nasal anesthetic

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 04, 2023 01:43 PM (63Dwl)

----------

Heh. There's a limerick in there somewhere.

Posted by: ShainS - Algorithmic Discrimination, Data Inequity/Disparity Mitigator AI Bot at July 04, 2023 01:44 PM (ul9wx)

68 It was the terrorist frogmen that infiltrated the White House on the TV show 24.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 04, 2023 01:44 PM (zQVw+)

69 Muh norms restored

Posted by: Huck Follywood phone at July 04, 2023 01:45 PM (/EQlN)

70 everywhere there has either emptied their pockets


There are better orifices on your person to hide the stuff than your pockets. Not that I would know.

Posted by: Hands at July 04, 2023 01:45 PM (786Ro)

71 Whew what a day, now for an ice cold glass of Dihydrogen Monoxide.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 04, 2023 01:45 PM (ssESX)

72 In the tape, [Iranian Foreign Minister Javad] Zarif can be heard saying, “Kerry told me that Israel had launched 200 airstrikes against (Iran).”

"You didn't know?" asked the interviewer.

"No, no," said Zarif.

At a Monday press conference, State Department spokesperson Ned Price appeared to contradict what is on the tape.

"If you go back and look at press reporting from the time, this certainly was not secret, and governments that were involved were speaking to this publicly on the record," he said.

Also, the next day Secretary of State Anthony Blinken called the allegations “utter nonsense” and said that the strikes had already been reported in the media. He accused Republicans of trying to "play politics with this,” according to the Washington Free Beacon.

Posted by: SMOD at July 04, 2023 01:46 PM (RovqD)

73 Posted by: Archimedes at July 04, 2023 01:38 PM (eOEVl)

Well, let's hope that the hooker's a$$ was attached to a live woman, because as awful as Hunter is it would be worst if he were a murderer who carved up hookers.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2023 01:46 PM (Keyt1)

74 @71. Be careful, that stuff is a killer

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 04, 2023 01:47 PM (PLLVS)

75 Has David French the Apostate offered conservative praise for leaving bags of cocaine around the White House?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 04, 2023 01:47 PM (aCNZ6)

76 People forget its not just Hunter with a drug problem. Ashley too. Maybe she dropped by for a snort and a shower.

Posted by: Huck Follywood phone at July 04, 2023 01:47 PM (iIRco)

77 WTF. I thought Clinton made us a laughing stock of the world. He was an amateur beside Joe.

Posted by: Picric at July 04, 2023 01:47 PM (13tTk)

78 No way it's Hunter's. He would have hoovered every bit of it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 04, 2023 01:47 PM (PVx3i)

79 Let he who has not snorted coke off his DOCTOR stepmother's ass cast the first stone!

Posted by: Hunter "Smartest Man Joe Knows" Biden at July 04, 2023 01:48 PM (Geoni)

80 Some schlep found a bag with some coke residue in one of the Shuttle high bays. Everyone who had entered the room over the week before (badge scan) was ordered to pee in a cup. Except NASA of course.

Posted by: pawn at July 04, 2023 01:48 PM (wsHtO)

81 What's infuriating about this is if this had happened with Trump in the WH, we never would have heard the fucking end of it. But since it's our democrat-fellating propagandist lapdog media in charge of comms, nobody will investigate, nothing will happen.

Posted by: Tom at July 04, 2023 01:48 PM (UjkZy)

82 Do they plop Biden's ass in a wheelchair to get him out?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 04, 2023 01:40 PM (aCNZ6)

----------

I'm imagining more of a hoist and pulley system a la Wallace and Gromit so he doesn't have to sit in the shit that fills his Depends.

The Prez has to maintain a little dignity, after all ...

Posted by: ShainS - Algorithmic Discrimination, Data Inequity/Disparity Mitigator AI Bot at July 04, 2023 01:48 PM (ul9wx)

83 "Cocaine Bear II: The Bruination" now in production!

Posted by: mrp at July 04, 2023 01:48 PM (rj6Yv)

84 If you are curious why biden looks almost awake at some events? Yeah you know it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2023 01:48 PM (pmmLi)

85 My dentist has never made me high
What a square

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 04, 2023 01:49 PM (vHIgi)

86 "A senior administration official has informed us that the Trump administration had apparently failed to cancel an amazon auto ship order for Russian cocaine. This is CNN."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 04, 2023 01:49 PM (44IVq)

87 He accused Republicans of trying to "play politics with this,” according to the Washington Free Beacon.
Posted by: SMOD at July 04, 2023 01:46 PM


Whew! At least they're not seizing or pouncing.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 04, 2023 01:49 PM (hquhO)

88 obviously a plot by white powder supremcists

Posted by: Hands at July 04, 2023 01:49 PM (786Ro)

89 Brutal stabbing murder in Seattle caught on video. Broadway & E Pike, Capitol Hill.

https://tinyurl.com/mv6afe2k

Posted by: bonhomme at July 04, 2023 01:49 PM (300wI)

90 Hunter cocaine and whores in the WH is a story of a loving father.

Posted by: Ripley at July 04, 2023 01:50 PM (KrJTL)

91 Apparently it was found in the room where Hunter was using his laptop, and the SS didn't investigate, dust for prints, etc.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine

https://tinyurl.com/4uwhw9n2

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 04, 2023 01:50 PM (FVME7)

92 It was just medicinal cocaine.
- CNN



You mean like a horse de-wormer?
- Joe Rogan

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 04, 2023 01:50 PM (xT7BI)

93 Wait, dentists get to use cocaine? And they get those hot assistants?

Posted by: Hunter Biden, contemplating a career change at July 04, 2023 01:50 PM (7YrZ7)

94 Has David French the Apostate offered conservative praise for leaving bags of cocaine around the White House?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 04, 2023 01:47 PM (aCNZ6)

------------

"The Conservative Case for Treason, Hookers and Blow ... but mostly Hookers and Blow."

Posted by: ShainS - Algorithmic Discrimination, Data Inequity/Disparity Mitigator AI Bot at July 04, 2023 01:51 PM (ul9wx)

95 My guess is there is cocaine residue on every flat surface in the White House.

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2023 01:52 PM (iayUP)

96 Suspicious powder found at the White House when Biden was gone was cocaine, AP sources say.

Leftovers were Planted by the gop orgie group. Manufactured to add to Biden’s impeachment. Need to review the security cameras!

Send in Donny Jr. -- he'll sniff it out!

Perhaps some left accidently by tRUMP since he packed so haphazardly in leaving the WH after he LOST.

"IN AN AREA ACCESSIBLE TO TOUR GROUPS" Seems like an extraordinarily important detail...

Wonder how much powder was found? A larger amount would, in my mind, point to a deliberate "plant", intended to be noticed and publicized. A minute amount would point to an errant spill or residual left by a user.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 04, 2023 01:52 PM (NCgXW)

97 Happy Secession Day!

Posted by: The Unmasked and Unvaxxed Ranger at July 04, 2023 01:52 PM (ldt39)

98 > My dentist has never made me high
What a square

When my brother had his wisdom teeth out, whatever the dentist gave him put him in a grrrrrrreat mood. He was telling everyone how much he loved them and was WOOOOing every 10 seconds.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 04, 2023 01:52 PM (300wI)

99 Easiest game of clue in the history of the world.

It was Hunter, in the library, with a bag of cocaine.

Now watch the FBI be unable to solve it.

Posted by: Thatch at July 04, 2023 01:52 PM (kSxbf)

100 Bitch set me up!

Posted by: Hunter "Marion Barry" Biden at July 04, 2023 01:52 PM (Geoni)

101 Here's an article about Tesla beating its production estimates. However, the interesting bit is the calculation described at the end. It was done by Argonne Nat Lab, and describes how many miles of driving are required for an EV to be more energy efficient overall compared to an ICE. This is a source of much discussion here, so I thought it would be of interest.

I have no dog in this hunt, and haven't read the report, so can't comment on its accuracy, but at least it sounds as if someone is doing a serious analysis, which is good.

https://tinyurl.com/ypc9ujwn

Posted by: Archimedes at July 04, 2023 01:52 PM (eOEVl)

102 Brutal stabbing murder in Seattle caught on video. Broadway & E Pike, Capitol Hill.

https://tinyurl.com/mv6afe2k
Posted by: bonhomme



Those MLB All Star Week festivities are going overboard. Be sure to check out the homeless bum shitting derby before the Home Run derby!

Posted by: Hands at July 04, 2023 01:53 PM (786Ro)

103 So THAT'S WHY it's called The White House!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 04, 2023 01:53 PM (odVni)

104 IT'S FUNNY THAT FEN WROTE HOOKER'S A$$, CUZ THAT'S WHAT THEY SELL!

Posted by: Ben Roethisgurbler at July 04, 2023 01:53 PM (T0tUU)

105 was just medicinal cocaine.
- CNN


You mean like a horse de-wormer?
- Joe Rogan
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 04, 2023 01:50 PM (xT7BI)

Cocaine’s for horses and not for men, doctor says it’ll kill me but don’t know when.

Posted by: Rufus T Firefly at July 04, 2023 01:53 PM (gQyTB)

106 Leftovers were Planted by the gop orgie group. Manufactured to add to Biden’s impeachment. Need to review the security cameras!

Please do.

Perhaps some left accidently by tRUMP since he packed so haphazardly in leaving the WH after he LOST.


Brilliant! The man who doesn't drink is sure to be hoovering up cocaine.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 04, 2023 01:54 PM (eOEVl)

107 The media, to the extent it's covering this at all, is claiming that this "cocaine hydrochloride"

Yeah that term threw me for a while, I was trying to figure out what this new version was. Its just... cocaine, the white stuff Sonny Crockett used to buy to set up a bust. I cannot work out why they are all using this term, unless its one of those hive mind things that they think makes them look smarter or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 04, 2023 01:54 PM (0hOvj)

108 Whew what a day, now for an ice cold glass of Dihydrogen Monoxide.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 04, 2023 01:45 PM


Did you know that Bud Light has a very high percentage of Dihydrogen Monoxide in it?

Although I don't know that from personal experience, as Mom forbade Guinan from serving me anything but Shirley Temples and David Hoggs.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 04, 2023 01:54 PM (BLPKX)

109 Wait, dentists get to use cocaine? And they get those hot assistants?

Posted by: Hunter Biden, contemplating a career change at July 04, 2023 01:50 PM (7YrZ7)

---------

"Not to mention free use of the Nitrous Oxide!"

/obligatory Dr. Tim Whatley

Posted by: ShainS - Algorithmic Discrimination, Data Inequity/Disparity Mitigator AI Bot at July 04, 2023 01:54 PM (ul9wx)

110 Medicinal cocaine??? What is this 1917???

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 04, 2023 01:54 PM (h1jJh)

111 White House Evacuated

After they found some of Hunter's nose candy.
And they mocked Trump White House for taking security measures when there was a full blown riot outside the fenceline and progs running amok on the White House grounds.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 04, 2023 01:54 PM (ga8qR)

112 Beats having to attend another coffee-klatsch.

Posted by: Roger Clinton at July 04, 2023 01:54 PM (b2R7d)

113 Yankee Doodle Dandy is on the MoviesTV channel. Who knew that Jimmy Cagney shared a birthday with JJ?

Posted by: fd at July 04, 2023 01:54 PM (iayUP)

114 Some guy said it was in a baggy on the lawn--nothing to see here, just move along. I call malarkey on that.

The cocaine was in the library in the White House. Hunter was probabliy studying up on how to avoid prison; and because his momma never taught him to clean up after his nasty self, he forgot and left it there. He has a habit of forgetting and leaving things.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 04, 2023 01:55 PM (cB7nX)

115 Joe Biden needs to be on coke to even stay awake for 2 hours a day.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 04, 2023 01:55 PM (h1jJh)

116 Also, the next day Secretary of State Anthony Blinken called the allegations “utter nonsense” and said that the strikes had already been reported in the media.

Well, if Anthony Blinken says it, it's rock solid.

Posted by: No one, ever. at July 04, 2023 01:55 PM (eOEVl)

117 The media, to the extent it's covering this at all, is claiming that this "cocaine hydrochloride"

Yeah that term threw me for a while, I was trying to figure out what this new version was. Its just... cocaine, the white stuff Sonny Crockett used to buy to set up a bust. I cannot work out why they are all using this term, unless its one of those hive mind things that they think makes them look smarter or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 04, 2023 01:54 PM (0hOvj)

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It adds some gravitas to the conversation.

Posted by: ShainS - Algorithmic Discrimination, Data Inequity/Disparity Mitigator AI Bot at July 04, 2023 01:55 PM (ul9wx)

118 A larger amount would, in my mind, point to a deliberate "plant", intended to be noticed and publicized. A minute amount would point to an errant spill or residual left by a user.

You gotta love this argument: there's no way any cocaine made it into the White House, it has to be a plant. Unless it was spilled by someone using coke in the building.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 04, 2023 01:56 PM (0hOvj)

119 hot dental assistant (from 'married with children', site looked safe to me, and let's see mannix top this):

https://tinyurl.com/ycktmum5

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 04, 2023 01:56 PM (B1FKF)

120 A relatively normal Admin would have just got on the PA and asked Hunter to come get his 'medicine'. But evacuate the Wite House...

Looks like praetorian guard is done with the Bidens.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 04, 2023 01:56 PM (ga8qR)

121 Yeah that term threw me for a while, I was trying to figure out what this new version was. Its just... cocaine, the white stuff Sonny Crockett used to buy to set up a bust. I cannot work out why they are all using this term, unless its one of those hive mind things that they think makes them look smarter or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 04, 2023 01:54 PM (0hOvj)

The term was probably on the DNC press release.

Are you planning on attending the Oregon MoMe?

Posted by: Beartooth at July 04, 2023 01:57 PM (zQVw+)

122 Hunter, in the Library, with the Crackpipe

Posted by: G'rump928(c) hazards a guess at July 04, 2023 01:57 PM (Qn59F)

123 Stacy Keach in "Nice Dreams".

Posted by: mrp at July 04, 2023 01:57 PM (rj6Yv)

124 'Member when the Bush girls underage drinking was a huge deal? I 'member...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 04, 2023 01:57 PM (flINI)

125 Jack Smith so desperate he will indict Trump over this, claim it was left on January 6th.

Posted by: UwU_Power at July 04, 2023 01:58 PM (3kWw+)

126 I would like to hear from NGU whether dentists actually use cocaine on their patients. That seems quite a reach.

Posted by: bluebell at July 04, 2023 01:58 PM (pTb/Z)

127 hot dental assistant (from 'married with children', site looked safe to me, and let's see mannix top this):

https://tinyurl.com/ycktmum5
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 04, 2023 01:56 PM (B1FKF)

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Traci Lords after she went legit.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 04, 2023 01:58 PM (xT7BI)

128 Like the Clue game, Hunter in the library with the cocaine.

Posted by: clutch at July 04, 2023 01:58 PM (9UmRs)

129 There's gotta be a video.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 04, 2023 01:32 PM (MeG8a)



Darn it, a camera failure.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) hazards a guess at July 04, 2023 01:59 PM (Qn59F)

130 The term was probably on the DNC press release.

Probably. Either that or they all decided it sounded better because then its not just coke.

hot dental assistant (from 'married with children', site looked safe to me, and let's see mannix top this)

IMDB claims that's Tracy Lords, infamous porn kitten

Are you planning on attending the Oregon MoMe?

Depends on where it is, I can't get out much or travel very far.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 04, 2023 01:59 PM (0hOvj)

131 howard stern used to make fun of david brenner for his using lidocaine (don't know if i spelled that right)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 04, 2023 01:59 PM (B1FKF)

132 A few observations:

1) Hunter obviously gets off on doing illegal things blatantly, just to demonstrate that he can.

2) Hunter has shown a tendency to forget about things - laptops, guns, drugs, driver's licenses, etc.

3) A reason given for why Hunter has been running around with Droolin' Joe lately is that Joe is worried that Hunter might relapse.

Hunter has allegedly been clean for a number of years now. Why the sudden concern about relapsing?

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 04, 2023 01:59 PM (2tUFv)

133 Was Hunter snorting while reading The Federist Papets?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 04, 2023 01:59 PM (aCNZ6)

134 The Amazon delivery drone missed the front porch by this ->. <~ much.

Posted by: 13times at July 04, 2023 02:00 PM (b2R7d)

135 When my brother had his wisdom teeth out, whatever the dentist gave him put him in a grrrrrrreat mood. He was telling everyone how much he loved them and was WOOOOing every 10 seconds.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 04, 2023 01:52 PM (300wI)

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Laughing Gas AKA Nitrous Oxide.

Ask me how I know (was 16, having a brutal root canal in which I was screaming beforehand, and vomited on the dentist). But it was the only time I've been high, and it was most euphoric ...

Posted by: ShainS - Algorithmic Discrimination, Data Inequity/Disparity Mitigator AI Bot at July 04, 2023 02:00 PM (ul9wx)

136
Cocainum!

Posted by: Totally not a Russian plant in the Secret Service at July 04, 2023 02:00 PM (n+4am)

137 Seems somewhat overwrought response for cocaine. Especially with this bunch. Surprised the officials didn't just call Hunter and ask him to come on over and retrieve his weekend stash.

Making it an "issue" seems counter productive to the "leave Hunter alone" narrative the media's pushing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2023 02:01 PM (Q4IgG)

138 They are just rubbing our noses in it. Not only will Hunter never be prosecuted, he will continue to do his shit right out in the open.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 04, 2023 02:01 PM (wsSEe)

139 1) Hunter obviously gets off on doing illegal things blatantly, just to demonstrate that he can.

I think he does these things deliberately, if sub-consciously, to torpedo his Dad, who he hates for preferring Beau to him.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 04, 2023 02:01 PM (eOEVl)

140 129 There's gotta be a video.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 04, 2023 01:32 PM (MeG8a)

Darn it, a camera failure.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) hazards a guess at July 04, 2023 01:59 PM

Can't be released due to ongoing (and evergoing) investigation.

Posted by: DoJ at July 04, 2023 02:01 PM (NCgXW)

141 I doubt a dentist medicine was even in play, these bastards lie with the ease you breath

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2023 02:01 PM (gGzJk)

142 The media, to the extent it's covering this at all, is claiming that this "cocaine hydrochloride"

Yeah that term threw me for a while, I was trying to figure out what this new version was. Its just... cocaine, the white stuff Sonny Crockett used to buy to set up a bust. I cannot work out why they are all using this term, unless its one of those hive mind things that they think makes them look smarter or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 04, 2023 01:54 PM (0hOvj)


I think they are saying that it is not crack.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) hazards a guess at July 04, 2023 02:01 PM (Qn59F)

143 120 A relatively normal Admin would have just got on the PA and asked Hunter to come get his 'medicine'. But evacuate the Wite House...

Looks like praetorian guard is done with the Bidens.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 04, 2023 01:56 PM (ga8qR)


Eh, the authorities take "mysterious white powder" in public places incredibly seriously ever since that whole anthrax thing that ran concurrent with 9/11. I think I even saw some signage over the weekend at the airports about extra scrutiny on powdered substances.

Posted by: CppThis at July 04, 2023 02:01 PM (PZvjL)

144 Are you planning on attending the Oregon MoMe?

Depends on where it is, I can't get out much or travel very far.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 04, 2023 01:59 PM (0hOvj)

It's just north of Salem. I can give you a ride if you want. Bring your books too.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 04, 2023 02:01 PM (zQVw+)

145 It's like Tony Montana's check-out scene in "Scarface".

Posted by: mrp at July 04, 2023 02:01 PM (rj6Yv)

146 It was Dr.Jill’s stash.

She likes having a few bumps now and then.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 04, 2023 02:03 PM (R/m4+)

147 The girl spawn is having wisdom teeth removed next Monday. They're gonna knock her senseless with goofy juice. Should be fun! She tends to be a tad too serious.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 04, 2023 02:03 PM (Wy1BU)

148 In Hunter’s defense, he would’ve finished the bag.

Posted by: clutch at July 04, 2023 02:03 PM (9UmRs)

149 Twitchy's got a lot on this story. Seems more appropriate for next Sunday's book thread:

https://tinyurl.com/2e2j8kxe

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 04, 2023 02:03 PM (odVni)

150 It wasn't Hunters! The new Cincinnati summer interns were getting a WH tour. It must have been one of theirs. But given there are so many summer interns, it is totally impossible to figure out which one it was. Besides, the IRS commissioner had accepted full responsibility and procedures were changed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 04, 2023 02:03 PM (wsSEe)

151 Cocaine is used for some facial/plastic surgery, because it greatly restricts blood vessels, limiting bleeding.

Posted by: Medical Moron at July 04, 2023 02:03 PM (NCgXW)

152
Traci Lords after she went legit.
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 04, 2023 01:58 PM

Didn't it end up that she was like 16 when she started and the pron producers knew it?

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 04, 2023 02:03 PM (GwxCX)

153 It was Iocane powder. Hunter defeated a giant.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2023 02:04 PM (ZLI7S)

154 In Hunter’s defense, he would’ve finished the bag.
Posted by: clutch at July 04, 2023 02:03 PM (9UmRs)

Yeah, like pour the rest of it on his breakfast cereal.

Posted by: mrp at July 04, 2023 02:04 PM (rj6Yv)

155 127 hot dental assistant (from 'married with children', site looked safe to me, and let's see mannix top this):

https://tinyurl.com/ycktmum5
Posted by: gnats local 678 at July 04, 2023 01:56 PM (B1FKF)
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Traci Lords after she went legit.
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 04, 2023 01:58 PM (xT7BI)
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I thought her starring in "The Tommyknockers" was apropos.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 04, 2023 02:04 PM (ssESX)

156 I think he does these things deliberately, if sub-consciously, to torpedo his Dad, who he hates for preferring Beau to him.

Ding, ding, ding!

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 04, 2023 02:04 PM (2tUFv)

157 It wasn't Hunters! The new Cincinnati summer interns were getting a WH tour. It must have been one of theirs. But given there are so many summer interns, it is totally impossible to figure out which one it was. Besides, the IRS commissioner had accepted full responsibility and procedures were changed.

But what of the training? WHAT OF THE TRAINING???

Posted by: Archimedes at July 04, 2023 02:04 PM (eOEVl)

158 It was Dr.Jill’s stash.

She likes having a few bumps now and then.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 04, 2023 02:03 PM

I got a crazy ol lady named coccaine Katy...

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 04, 2023 02:04 PM (GwxCX)

159 OT-"Sit down, John" from the film version of 1776:

https://tinyurl.com/4w7zd6pv

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2023 02:05 PM (Keyt1)

160 Darn it, a camera failure.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) hazards a guess

Same guys who were running the cameras in Epstein cell.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 04, 2023 02:05 PM (FVME7)

161 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 04, 2023 02:03 PM (Wy1BU)

Ice packs. Lots and lots of ice packs. For a long time!

Trust me...I know NeverGiveUp.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 04, 2023 02:05 PM (PHmov)

162 I think they are saying that it is not crack.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) hazards a guess at July 04, 2023 02:01 PM

If it had been Parmigiano cheese, idda smoked every last crumb!!!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 04, 2023 02:05 PM (NCgXW)

163 And you naifs thought the White House staff was all trannies and luggage thieves. Hah!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 04, 2023 02:05 PM (kXYt5)

164 146 It was Dr.Jill’s stash.

She likes having a few bumps now and then.

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She prescribed it to Joey Choo Choo cuz she's a doctor.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 04, 2023 02:06 PM (h1jJh)

165 7% solution > 10% for the Big Guy

Posted by: Hands at July 04, 2023 02:06 PM (786Ro)

166 If Joe were my father, I'd probably hate him too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2023 02:06 PM (Keyt1)

167 Huge news in the Missouri vs. Biden case! A federal judge has told the federal government to stop using social media companies to censor ideas it doesn't like.

The Biden Administration's war on free speech just took a huge hit.

They will totally comply.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 04, 2023 02:06 PM (wsSEe)

168 Maybe you could sprinkle some of that on a cigar.

I hear people do that. Never tried it of myself, of course.

Posted by: Jullian Befferson Glinton at July 04, 2023 02:07 PM (mZOHK)

169 Getting on Google news Robert DeNero teenage grandson found dead in a apartment

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2023 02:07 PM (gGzJk)

170 Didn't it end up that she was like 16 when she started and the pron producers knew it?
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 04, 2023 02:03 PM (GwxCX)

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Traci had a fake ID showing she was 18. The producers didn't look beyond that.

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 04, 2023 02:07 PM (xT7BI)

171 Joe was drinking a Pepsi and he asked Hunter to get him some ice...

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 04, 2023 02:07 PM (h1jJh)

172 And you naifs thought the White House staff was all trannies and luggage thieves. Hah!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 04, 2023 02:05 PM

Thieves, theives tramps and thieves...

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 04, 2023 02:07 PM (GwxCX)

173 Norms Status: Restored

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 04, 2023 02:07 PM (h1jJh)

174 I had a nasal cauterization done many years ago and the doc shot a couple of globs of procaine foam up my nose.

Still hurt like a mutha, especially after it wore off.

Posted by: pawn at July 04, 2023 02:08 PM (wsHtO)

175 Traci had a fake ID showing she was 18. The producers didn't look beyond that.
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 04, 2023 02:07 PM

Ah, got it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 04, 2023 02:08 PM (GwxCX)

176 You want a job Hunter?

Posted by: TONY MONTANA at July 04, 2023 02:08 PM (2znMt)

177 Robert DeNero teenage grandson found dead in a apartment

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2023 02:07 PM (gGzJk)

I saw that...anyone care to bet that it wasn't drugs?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 04, 2023 02:08 PM (PHmov)

178 It wasn't Hunters! The new Cincinnati summer interns were getting a WH tour. It must have been one of theirs. But given there are so many summer interns, it is totally impossible to figure out which one it was. Besides, the IRS commissioner had accepted full responsibility and procedures were changed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 04, 2023 02:03 PM (wsSEe)

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New IRS Recruitment Ad: "Not only will you get a gun and license to kill conservatives, but a bag of cocaine as a sign-on bonus! Potential advancement to hookers if you complete the training."

Posted by: ShainS - Algorithmic Discrimination, Data Inequity/Disparity Mitigator AI Bot at July 04, 2023 02:09 PM (ul9wx)

179 Don’t overthink it. Cocaine hydrochloride sounds better for the lie that it’s purely medicinal and doesn’t belong to the herpes infested waste of space that the president refers to as the smartest person he knows.

Posted by: Democracy Dies in Darkness at July 04, 2023 02:09 PM (2+QmR)

180 The girl spawn is having wisdom teeth removed next Monday. They're gonna knock her senseless with goofy juice. Should be fun! She tends to be a tad too serious.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 04, 2023 02:03 PM (

I had mine taken out on New Years Eve. I asked the dental tech out for the celebration. When I went in a few days later to get the stiches pulled, she was furious. I had stood her up but I didn't even remember I asked her due to the anesthesia.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 04, 2023 02:10 PM (zQVw+)

181 Getting on Google news Robert DeNero teenage grandson found dead in a apartment
Posted by: Skip

Hunter seen sneaking out the back way.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 04, 2023 02:10 PM (FVME7)

182 White lines house!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 04, 2023 02:10 PM (GwxCX)

183 Hunter the whoremonger pathetic
Dropped a baggie that jarred the aesthetic
The cops said "no joke,
This bag's full of coke!"
Au contraire, it's nasal anesthetic!

Posted by: Yeah it's no Muldoon... at July 04, 2023 02:10 PM (dE+9W)

184 Cocaine or anthrax?

Let Hunter find out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 02:10 PM (MpuvU)

185

Forget about the brotherly and otherly love
Fatherly love is just the thing for you
You know your father's gonna love you
Till you don't know what to do

Posted by: The call me the Hunter at July 04, 2023 02:11 PM (63Dwl)

186 Hilarity in the Daily Mail!

Los Angeles passed a new transfer tax on house sales over $5 million dollars - 4% (more for really expensive houses).

It's not a marginal tax, so if you sell your house for $4,999,999.99 you pay nothing, and if you sell your house for $5 million, you pay $200,000 in tax.

You'll Never Guess What Happens Next!

The Daily Mail contained a helpful link to a lawyer who listed eight ways to structure the sale, to ensure that no part of the sale was over $5 million.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 04, 2023 02:11 PM (2tUFv)

187 You want a job Hunter?

Posted by: TONY MONTANA at July 04, 2023 02:08 PM (2znMt)

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Then F. Joe could start introducing him to people with "Say 'Hello' to my little fiend!"

Posted by: ShainS - Algorithmic Discrimination, Data Inequity/Disparity Mitigator AI Bot at July 04, 2023 02:11 PM (ul9wx)

188 I had mine taken out on New Years Eve. I asked the dental tech out for the celebration. When I went in a few days later to get the stiches pulled, she was furious. I had stood her up but I didn't even remember I asked her due to the anesthesia.
Posted by: Beartooth at July 04, 2023 02:10 PM

Should have tried again!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 04, 2023 02:11 PM (GwxCX)

189 181 Getting on Google news Robert DeNero teenage grandson found dead in a apartment
Posted by: Skip

Hunter seen sneaking out the back way.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 04, 2023 02:10 PM (FVME7)

Meth-fueled gay sex party, Andrew Gillum style?

Posted by: Oppa Gillum Style at July 04, 2023 02:11 PM (dE+9W)

190 @177 it was drugs, confirmed by what was found at the scene at least. And judging from recent pictures he didn't seem emotionally sound.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 04, 2023 02:11 PM (ssESX)

191 Clown world. We're living in clown world.

I'm assuming the "conservative case for cocaine in the White House" is being composed by the usual suspects, as we speak.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 04, 2023 02:12 PM (B9rZS)

192 I would like to hear from NGU whether dentists actually use cocaine on their patients. That seems quite a reach.
Posted by: bluebell at July 04, 2023 01:58 PM (pTb/Z)

LOL, no dentists I know.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 04, 2023 02:12 PM (pmmLi)

193 I mowed the lawn this morning. Hubbymayhem spent 40 minutes picking up branches yesterday. He and the girl spawn went to buy a new improved litter system for the kitty while I was mowing. They came home with White Castle sliders and onion chips. Yum!
Now I need a nap.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 04, 2023 02:12 PM (Wy1BU)

194 I'd like a large Pepsi, please.
How about a Coke?
Ok. How about a gram of that, and a large Pepsi, please.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 04, 2023 02:12 PM (nnp+f)

195 Cocaine is used for some facial/plastic surgery, because it greatly restricts blood vessels, limiting bleeding. allows the surgeon to operate more quickly, thus finishing sooner, allowing greater Operating Room turnover and increasing total daily number of cases thus maximizing facility revenue.

Posted by: Medical Hospital Administrator Moron

Posted by: Muldoon at July 04, 2023 02:12 PM (kXYt5)

196 Hunter the whoremonger pathetic
Dropped a baggie that jarred the aesthetic
The cops said "no joke,
This bag's full of coke!"
Au contraire, it's nasal anesthetic!

Posted by: Yeah it's no Muldoon... at July 04, 2023 02:10 PM (dE+9W)

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Most excellent! Well done ...

Posted by: ShainS - Algorithmic Discrimination, Data Inequity/Disparity Mitigator AI Bot at July 04, 2023 02:13 PM (ul9wx)

197 The entire Biden family are nothing but low life trailer trash who grifted, stole, and corrupted themselves into some money. They'll never have any class. They're dirt.

Posted by: Archer at July 04, 2023 02:13 PM (rskKm)

198 Getting on Google news Robert DeNero teenage grandson found dead in a apartment
Posted by: Skip

Hunter seen sneaking out the back way.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 04, 2023 02:10 PM (FVME7)

Meth-fueled gay sex party, Andrew Gillum style?
Posted by: Oppa Gillum Style at July 04, 2023 02:11 PM (dE+9W)

Deniro's g-son's last twitter post, since deleted: "I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton."

Posted by: BurtTC at July 04, 2023 02:13 PM (B9rZS)

199 future headline: twelve at White House infected with Anthrax after staffers snort suspicious white powder "found in a baggy in the lawn"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 04, 2023 02:13 PM (xhaym)

200

Cocaine is actually an ear nose and throat anesthetic/vasoconstrictor and it's not used for dental stuff. Nose bleeds and nose jobs though, yeah.

Posted by: Dr Nick Riviera at July 04, 2023 02:13 PM (sme6p)

201 Geez you guys. Lay off. Hunter said he was just holding it for a friend.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 04, 2023 02:14 PM (GwxCX)

202 Getting on Google news Robert DeNero teenage grandson found dead in a apartment


Another grim milestone for the Biden Administration.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) hazards a guess at July 04, 2023 02:14 PM (Qn59F)

203 Didn't it end up that she was like 16 when she started and the pron producers knew it?

Younger, I heard. There were a couple girls that happened with, I think she was just the youngest and most famous.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 04, 2023 02:14 PM (0hOvj)

204 Didn't it end up that she was like 16 when she started and the pron producers knew it?

Younger, I heard. There were a couple girls that happened with, I think she was just the youngest and most famous.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 04, 2023 02:14 PM

Geez.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 04, 2023 02:14 PM (GwxCX)

205 allows the surgeon to operate more quickly,

*********

Old & busted: The machine that goes "Bing!"

New & trendy: The surgeon that goes "Ping, ping, ping..."

Posted by: Muldoon at July 04, 2023 02:14 PM (kXYt5)

206 Breaking: SCOTUS rulings are sacred, but only when they apply to non-lefties.

https://tinyurl.com/mu2smdhj

Posted by: Archimedes at July 04, 2023 02:15 PM (eOEVl)

207 Imagine if it had been fentanyl...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 02:15 PM (MpuvU)

208 I cannot work out why they are all using this term, unless its one of those hive mind things that they think makes them look smarter or something.

The correct talking points are immediately distributed to the entire MFM complex. Rush used to illustrate this brilliantly with his montages of these miscreants parroting the same lines, almost verbatim.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 04, 2023 02:15 PM (Xrfse)

209 I saw a headline suggesting that /sarc "ace fave" /sarc Jennifer Rubin was making the conservative case for the legislative branch controlling the judicial branch.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 04, 2023 02:15 PM (ssESX)

210 Posted by: Hospital Administrator Moron
Posted by: Muldoon at July 04, 2023 02:12 PM (kXYt5)

Heh. Don't forget the genital mutilation of children. What hospitals lose in lopping off tiny weeners, they make up in volume.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 04, 2023 02:16 PM (B9rZS)

211 I would like to hear from NGU whether dentists actually use cocaine on their patients. That seems quite a reach.

Used sometime in nose procedures.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 04, 2023 02:16 PM (2tUFv)

212 Au contraire, it's nasal anesthetic!

Posted by: Yeah

*******

Noice!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 04, 2023 02:17 PM (kXYt5)

213 Huge news in the Missouri vs. Biden case! A federal judge has told the federal government to stop using social media companies to censor ideas it doesn't like.

The Biden Administration's war on free speech just took a huge hit.

They will totally comply.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 04, 2023 02:06 PM (wsSEe)

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"The Federal Judge has made his decision, now let him enforce it."

Posted by: ShainS - Algorithmic Discrimination, Data Inequity/Disparity Mitigator AI Bot at July 04, 2023 02:17 PM (ul9wx)

214
Another grim milestone for the Biden Administration.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) hazards a guess at July 04, 2023 02:14 PM (Qn59F)
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Another death under Biden's watch.

lol

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 04, 2023 02:18 PM (ssESX)

215 We had a friend that was resistant to everything the dentist tried. So he said,"Lets try this" and dropped a little liquid coke on the tooth. Numbed it right out, per our friend.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 04, 2023 02:19 PM (ouTlx)

216 Nose bleeds and nose jobs though, yeah.
Posted by: Dr Nick Riviera


******

You can trust this guy. He's pre-med

Posted by: Muldoon at July 04, 2023 02:19 PM (kXYt5)

217 Cocaine is actually an ear nose and throat anesthetic/vasoconstrictor and it's not used for dental stuff.

I have a friend who was a medical resident in Philly who painted the nostril of a Philly police detective with cocaine prior to doing some nose procedure.

The detective was quite amused when he found out what the anesthetic was.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 04, 2023 02:19 PM (2tUFv)

218 Geez you guys. Lay off. Hunter said he was just holding it for a friend.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 04, 2023 02:14 PM (GwxCX)

Possibly for "the Big Guy." I mean, suppose cocaine is just the cover story.

"Oh yeah, it's cocaine, Hunter's cocaine." If it's tested, who knows what kind of cocktail it might turn out to be, whatever they give Alzheimer Joe to keep him moving his lips and shuffling his feet. Blame it on Hunter, when it was really one of Joe's handlers who accidentally left it behind. Lord knows there must be shedloads of drugs they have to bring in to the WH.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 04, 2023 02:19 PM (B9rZS)

219 Who had baggie of cocaine on their Bidet Bingo card?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 02:19 PM (MpuvU)

220 Deniro's g-son's last twitter post, since deleted: "I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton."

Posted by: BurtTC at July 04, 2023 02:13 PM (B9rZS)

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Never not funny.

Posted by: ShainS - Algorithmic Discrimination, Data Inequity/Disparity Mitigator AI Bot at July 04, 2023 02:19 PM (ul9wx)

221 I first read that as naval anesthetic.

Talk to me, Goose!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 04, 2023 02:20 PM (8GBH4)

222 Cocaine can also double as baby powder for Brainless Brandon's chafed, incontinent ass so let's not be too hasty to point fingers.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 04, 2023 02:20 PM (OZjDX)

223
"The Federal Judge has made his decision, now let him enforce it."
Posted by: ShainS - Algorithmic Discrimination, Data Inequity/Disparity Mitigator AI Bot at July 04, 2023 02:17 PM (ul9wx)
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How many divisions has this judge?

Posted by: Zombie Josef Stalin at July 04, 2023 02:20 PM (ssESX)

224 Who had baggie of cocaine on their Bidet Bingo card?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 02:19 PM

I have dead hooker in the center square.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 04, 2023 02:21 PM (GwxCX)

225 Hey, come on man. None of the Bidens use cocaine.

They just like the smell of it.

Posted by: Fritzy at July 04, 2023 02:22 PM (YoZGp)

226 The entire Biden family are nothing but low life trailer trash who grifted, stole, and corrupted themselves into some money. They'll never have any class. They're dirt.
Posted by: Archer
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"Sewer trout, who managed to swim upstream into political life" -P.J.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 04, 2023 02:22 PM (TyYgv)

227 So will we enter WWIII next week to cover up for Joe's deep state criminality in Ukraine or not?

>>President Volodymyr Zelensky called on U.S. President Joe Biden to invite Ukraine to join NATO immediately, Zelensky told CNN in an interview on July 3.

>>Zelensky said that Biden was “the decision maker” about whether Ukraine would be in NATO, and that his support was crucial to Ukraine joining the alliance.

https://tinyurl.com/4ynudbsy

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2023 02:22 PM (ZLI7S)

228 Here's an article about Tesla beating its production estimates. However, the interesting bit is the calculation described at the end. It was done by Argonne Nat Lab, and describes how many miles of driving are required for an EV to be more energy efficient overall compared to an ICE. This is a source of much discussion here, so I thought it would be of interest.

I have no dog in this hunt, and haven't read the report, so can't comment on its accuracy, but at least it sounds as if someone is doing a serious analysis, which is good.

https://tinyurl.com/ypc9ujwn
Posted by: Archimedes


Hmmm...
From the article,
"It was assumed both vehicles would travel 173,151 miles during their lifetimes." and then something suggesting that the Tesla would break even at 13,500 miles.

I am calling Bull Shit and see no reason to go into further.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 04, 2023 02:22 PM (ga8qR)

229 Hello Horde. Just back from the range. Two lanes over someone was shooting an Uzi. That was more than a little distracting, partly because I wanted to try it myself...

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 04, 2023 02:22 PM (aBJcM)

230 Never not funny.

Right up there with "I haven't seen the Democrats this mad since their slaves were set free" and "During McCain's funeral?" and "And this close to Pride Month"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 04, 2023 02:23 PM (0hOvj)

231 @229 a public range that allows automatic weapons?

Posted by: Zombie Josef Stalin at July 04, 2023 02:23 PM (ssESX)

232 Hunter had meth mouth until he got a fake set of choppers like his Dad. I assume it was packaged like a street sell instead of packaged for medical use. Why else would they have done what they did.

Posted by: polynikes at July 04, 2023 02:23 PM (MNhXM)

233 That was more than a little distracting, partly because I wanted to try it myself...

Yeah I have always wanted to try an Uzi and a Mac-10.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 04, 2023 02:23 PM (0hOvj)

234 /sock off

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 04, 2023 02:23 PM (ssESX)

235 @229 a public range that allows automatic weapons?
Posted by: Zombie Josef Stalin
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Palmetto State Armory has them available to rent. Under the very close supervision of range staff.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 04, 2023 02:24 PM (aBJcM)

236 Geez you guys. Lay off. Hunter said he was just holding it for a friend.
Posted by: Minnfidel

Kamala?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 04, 2023 02:24 PM (FVME7)

237 President Volodymyr Zelensky

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 04, 2023 02:24 PM (Xrfse)

238 The Daily Mail contained a helpful link to a lawyer who listed eight ways to structure the sale, to ensure that no part of the sale was over $5 million.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 04, 2023 02:11 PM (2tUFv)

So what's a five mil house in LA? Or a 4.9999 mil house?

Three br, 2 bath, 1300 square feet?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 04, 2023 02:24 PM (UXaAG)

239 "It was assumed both vehicles would travel 173,151 miles during their lifetimes." and then something suggesting that the Tesla would break even at 13,500 miles.

I am calling Bull Shit and see no reason to go into further.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 04, 2023 02:22 PM

On the same battery bank? Not a chance.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 04, 2023 02:25 PM (GwxCX)

240 "Daddy would've gotten us Uzis!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 04, 2023 02:25 PM (MpuvU)

241 Hmmm...
From the article,
"It was assumed both vehicles would travel 173,151 miles during their lifetimes." and then something suggesting that the Tesla would break even at 13,500 miles.

I am calling Bull Shit and see no reason to go into further.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 04, 2023 02:22 PM (ga8qR)

Add in fuel tax that for some reason EVs don’t have to pay yet.

Posted by: polynikes at July 04, 2023 02:27 PM (MNhXM)

242 btw the Uzi dudes were checking out same time I was. Rental cost is ... wait for it...

$20 same as...

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 04, 2023 02:27 PM (aBJcM)

243 Cocaine can also double as baby powder for Brainless Brandon's chafed, incontinent ass so let's not be too hasty to point fingers.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at July 04, 2023 02:20 PM (OZjDX)

Who knew baby powder would be the most deadly and lucrative white powder substance people were liberally using in the 80s.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 04, 2023 02:27 PM (UXaAG)

244 So will we enter WWIII next week to cover up for Joe's deep state criminality in Ukraine or not?

I will be very relieved if the Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant is still in one piece at the end of the NATO summit on July 12th.

But don't worry, it won't be all out war: first, we'll just provide air cover for the Ukrainians, then we'll need to insert search and rescue teams to recover the pilots that have been shot down, then we'll need special forces to protect the search and rescue teams, and then we'll need regular Army units to protect the special forces...

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 04, 2023 02:27 PM (2tUFv)

245 @239 Exactly, I think most people assuming the battery pack won't last more than 8-10 years even with limited use (and maybe even moreso, thinking of laptop battery life). I know one person whose on her third Tesla in less than 10 years.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 04, 2023 02:28 PM (ssESX)

246 Just a friendly reminder this July 4th. We were willing to risk everything we had including our lives, to preserve the liberty and freedom our country was founded on. If you believe that's some quaint historical notion long vanished, think again. Even then, we were willing to cross frozen rivers in the middle of the night on Christmas to kill the enemy in their sleep. To this day, that same living, breathing spirit and warrior ethos committed to preserving our liberty walks among islands . Count on it.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 04, 2023 02:28 PM (VE1hH)

247 They claim Tesla batteries last between 300k and 500k miles.

Posted by: polynikes at July 04, 2023 02:29 PM (MNhXM)

248 Again, dictators and their family do not receive bad press, or even truthful press, and they sure as hell don't get charges brought against them much less go to trial... and never ever get punished. That is what a dictator does. It it one of three legs of dictatorship.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 04, 2023 02:29 PM (17s+e)

249 Cocaine in the White House? Sponge-Brian's secret pick me up? The source Kamala's crazy meandering speeches? What's next? A transvestite running around who also steals luggage? Oh yeah, that one already happened.

Posted by: Lost In Space at July 04, 2023 02:29 PM (+DZCu)

250 "Why does all of this matter? Well, there are still some people arguing that “there is no real ’emerging market’ for EVs in the United States.” That’s pretty clearly wrong when the leading EV manufacturer is seeing 85% year-over-year growth."

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I don't know that anyone has ever argued that there's no market for conspicuous consumption of luxury vehicles by people who live in households with median incomes of $150K and who own multiple real cars/SUVs for when they need to go places.

The point being there is no market for EVs stands.

Take Teslas out of the mix and there aren't even Honda Civic levels of annual sales for all the rest of the manufacturers added together.

No one wants them as their vehicles.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 02:29 PM (nMXLX)

251 So what's a five mil house in LA? Or a 4.9999 mil house?

"You will buy the house from me for $4,999,999. I will provide the financing for the sale, and you will pay me back over ten years. The interest rate will be 25% per annum."

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 04, 2023 02:30 PM (2tUFv)

252 If security staff for a second that it was dangerous they would have treated it a terrorist crime scene not as an off-broadway production.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 04, 2023 02:30 PM (ga8qR)

253 I know one person whose on her third Tesla in less than 10 years.

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That's super good for the earf.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 02:30 PM (nMXLX)

254 @247 I doubt real world mileage and number of recharges can be extrapolated out to > 300K miles as a straight line.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 04, 2023 02:30 PM (ssESX)

255 Picture saw at Google had Robert and a woman, thought at first woman was grandson but thinking was his mother

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2023 02:31 PM (gGzJk)

256 Victor Davis Hanson on the lawlessness of the traitorous Biden crime family.

https://tinyurl.com/3u25yyss

Lots of cruelty.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 04, 2023 02:32 PM (17s+e)

257 Joe Biden needs to be on coke to even stay awake for 2 hours a day.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks

There may be a lot more truth to what you say than you realize.
George Carlin, for a time, had a raging cocaine habit. He said he realized how bad it was because hit feet hurt. He had been UP for five days, pacing around the house.
Up for five straight days.
It's a helluva drug.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at July 04, 2023 02:33 PM (tjZg/)

258 Remember those Bush was a cokehead memes?

I guess its no big deal anymore.

Posted by: Harun at July 04, 2023 02:33 PM (Cg63x)

259 The new Palmetto State Armory range in MB is going to be two stories. Hopefully the second story flooring will be made of something bullet proof.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 04, 2023 02:34 PM (nnp+f)

260 Coke in the White House? Well, it explains the blot out the sun plan.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 04, 2023 02:34 PM (FVME7)

261 Cocaine bear?
Hey Biden...we're here, we're not queer, we're coming for your kid.

Posted by: disabled elderly pregnant children at July 04, 2023 02:34 PM (nakGR)

262 "You will buy the house from me for $4,999,999. I will provide the financing for the sale, and you will pay me back over ten years. The interest rate will be 25% per annum."
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 04, 2023 02:30 PM (2tUFv)

I'm just saying, wouldn't a five mil house in some parts of LA be, shall we say, slummy?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 04, 2023 02:34 PM (UXaAG)

263 A *bag* of cocaine? Like an ounce?

Posted by: davidt at July 04, 2023 02:34 PM (SYTee)

264 259 The new Palmetto State Armory range in MB is going to be two stories. Hopefully the second story flooring will be made of something bullet proof.
Posted by: Regular joe at July 04, 2023 02:34 PM (nnp+f)
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"Hopefully"
😂

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 04, 2023 02:34 PM (ssESX)

265 It's certainly a mystery. However, applying Occam's Razor, maybe we can come to a reasonable hypothesis. For example, let's say a well known coke head was recently on the premises- one might reasonably conclude he or she was the source.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 04, 2023 02:36 PM (kbeGA)

266 " The analysis found Tesla drivers largely come from the upper middle class... The group found that Model S, 3, and X drivers have annual household incomes that average $151,096, $133,879, and $146,623, respectively. Meanwhile, the median household income in the US is $70,784, according to 2021 data from the US Census Bureau.

Tesla drivers are also likely to own a home. 88% of current Model X and S Tesla owners own their own home and 56% of Model 3 owners own a house, according to the study... About 66% of Tesla owners don't have children in their home"

https://tinyurl.com/2bcd4ja5

News flash: This doesn't represent real life, and it's like insisting that everyone is going to buy a Porsche Panamera or base Bentley based on their sales numbers.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 02:36 PM (nMXLX)

267 Add in fuel tax that for some reason EVs don’t have to pay yet.
Posted by: polynikes

There is that too.

During post-Katrina gas spike I was looking for a new car and considered a hybrid. Running the numbers with current price of gas (instead of $) the pay back for a car with a hybrid option was over ten years... compared to a cheap commuter car breakeven was like 50 years.

I got the cheap commuter car.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 04, 2023 02:36 PM (ga8qR)

268 Picture saw at Google had Robert and a woman, thought at first woman was grandson but thinking was his mother
Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2023 02:31 PM (gGzJk)

Isn't Bobby D's current babymomma somewhere around the age of his dead grandson?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 04, 2023 02:37 PM (UXaAG)

269 That Tesla article is from yesterday btw.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 02:37 PM (nMXLX)

270 I'm just saying, wouldn't a five mil house in some parts of LA be, shall we say, slummy?

Pre-tax fewer than three percent of the houses in LA sold for more than $5 million.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at July 04, 2023 02:38 PM (2tUFv)

271 Coke in the White House? Well, it explains the blot out the sun plan.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 04, 2023 02:34 PM (FVME7)


"Bidden: We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky. At the time, we were dependent on solar power. It was believed we would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as the sun."

Posted by: Kindltot at July 04, 2023 02:38 PM (xhaym)

272 It's certainly a mystery. However, applying Occam's Razor, maybe we can come to a reasonable hypothesis. For example, let's say a well known coke head was recently on the premises- one might reasonably conclude he or she was the source.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 04, 2023 02:36 PM (kbeGA)

So here's a question, if one could review all the camera footage at the Biden WH, would it reveal more or less criminal behavior by the rich and powerful than the camera footage from Epstein Island, currently in the possession of the Eff Bee Eye.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 04, 2023 02:39 PM (UXaAG)

273 I just saw a photo of Paige Spiranic wearing a very patriotic bikini. It was a fourth the size it should have been.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 04, 2023 02:39 PM (VdGjU)

274 They claim Tesla batteries last between 300k and 500k miles.
Posted by: polynikes

What is the warranty again?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 04, 2023 02:40 PM (ga8qR)

275 I understand the cocaine was discovered waving a brand-new Nazi flag and yelling, "This is Peruvia country!!!"

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 04, 2023 02:41 PM (Vwz3I)

276 Miki Sudo won her ninth title while devouring 39½ hot dogs.

https://tinyurl.com/2pz4nwj2

Joey Chestnut wins 16th title on Coney Island with more than 60 dogs
https://tinyurl.com/yc6ymdrs

Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2023 02:42 PM (NpAcC)

277 Most bizarre thing saw on video the Invsders took a Supercar and drove it into a store to loot it in France

Posted by: Skip at July 04, 2023 02:42 PM (gGzJk)

278 Old and busted: We have to impeach Shrub because his 20 year olds drank...alcohol.

New Hotness: Who doesn't dabble in a little crack, heroin, and underage hookers sometimes?

Posted by: The FNM at July 04, 2023 02:43 PM (lc5cP)

279 I just saw a photo of Paige Spiranic wearing a very patriotic bikini. It was a fourth the size it should have been.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 04, 2023 02:39 PM (VdGjU)

Had no idea who she was. Looked her up. Pretty lady. Saw a quote, something about golf being a "big boys club" that is elitist.

Now there's some news. Hey Paige, how about you get some big fake boobs to fight the patriarchy, sweetheart.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 04, 2023 02:43 PM (UXaAG)

280 254 @247 I doubt real world mileage and number of recharges can be extrapolated out to > 300K miles as a straight line.
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You can't get there from here.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 04, 2023 02:43 PM (Vwz3I)

281 273 I just saw a photo of Paige Spiranic wearing a very patriotic bikini. It was a fourth the size it should have been.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at July 04, 2023 02:39 PM (VdGjU)
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There was also an incidental panty shot caught of her picking up a golf ball on the intertubes yesterday.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 04, 2023 02:44 PM (ssESX)

282 Most bizarre thing saw on video the Invsders took a Supercar and drove it into a store to loot it in France

Well, they aren't sending their brightest you know.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 04, 2023 02:44 PM (lc5cP)

283 Seems like a really big deal particularly since the judge signed this order on Independence Day.

@Eric_Schmidtt

🚨BREAKING: A Federal Judge in Missouri v. Biden just granted a preliminary injunction prohibiting the FBI, DOJ, DHS & other agencies from working with Big Tech to censor on social media

Big win for the First Amendment on this Independence Day🇺🇸

I’m proud to have led the fight.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 04, 2023 02:44 PM (ZLI7S)

284 There was also an incidental panty shot caught of her picking up a golf ball on the intertubes yesterday.

Amateur!

Posted by: Brittany Spears at July 04, 2023 02:44 PM (lc5cP)

285 wouldn't be the first crack to get smoked in the WH

Posted by: Billy Clinton at July 04, 2023 02:44 PM (us2H3)

286 From the Tesla article:

Reuters did its own analysis back in June 2021.

I don't know how you avoid bursting out laughing when reading a sentence like that.

Posted by: spindrift at July 04, 2023 02:45 PM (7YrZ7)

287 @278 Good Gawd there are so many miles between the media scandals around Shrub's daughters and Hunter. 🤡🌎 indeed.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 04, 2023 02:46 PM (ssESX)

288 Joey Chestnut wins 16th title on Coney Island with more than 60 dogs
https://tinyurl.com/yc6ymdrs
Posted by: redridinghood

What in the Wide World of Sports?!!! And I do "wide world"!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 04, 2023 02:46 PM (FVME7)

289 The bag containing the Cocaine had a Gay Pride Flag on it, so no big deal !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 04, 2023 02:46 PM (y9QBQ)

290 The Post Millennial is saying the Philly shooter is a tranny

https://tinyurl.com/2p5eacdd

Posted by: bed head at July 04, 2023 02:46 PM (Y1sOo)

291 284 There was also an incidental panty shot caught of her picking up a golf ball on the intertubes yesterday.

there's never a garden hose around when you need one

Posted by: Carl Spackler at July 04, 2023 02:46 PM (us2H3)

292 Most bizarre thing saw on video the Invsders took a Supercar and drove it into a store to loot it in France
Posted by: Skip

They have the sacking, burning, and pillaging down.
Rape and murder is warming up.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 04, 2023 02:47 PM (ga8qR)

293 Like the FBI is gonna listen to some Missouri judge.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 04, 2023 02:48 PM (8GBH4)

294 Shoulda been a question mark there at the end

Posted by: bed head at July 04, 2023 02:48 PM (Y1sOo)

295
It was Biden's brother Jim's coke. Proof on tape-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_stnBdVlBig

Posted by: Leon Sphinx at July 04, 2023 02:48 PM (UIngH)

296 The Post Millennial is saying the Philly shooter is a tranny

https://tinyurl.com/2p5eacdd
Posted by: bed head at July 04, 2023 02:46 PM (Y1sOo)

That just might be the single ugliest human being I've ever seen in my entire life.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 04, 2023 02:48 PM (UXaAG)

297 >>President Volodymyr Zelensky called on U.S. President Joe Biden to invite Ukraine to join NATO immediately, Zelensky told CNN in an interview on July 3.

Is NATO a website like Amazon ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 04, 2023 02:48 PM (y9QBQ)

298
290 The Post Millennial is saying the Philly shooter is a tranny

https://tinyurl.com/2p5eacdd
Posted by: bed head at July 04, 2023 02:46 PM (Y1sOo)

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He looks like an AI rendered Matt Groening character.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 04, 2023 02:48 PM (ssESX)

299 Maybe it was a bear.

Posted by: davidt at July 04, 2023 02:48 PM (SYTee)

300 The Post Millennial is saying the Philly shooter is a tranny

https://tinyurl.com/2p5eacdd
Posted by: bed head

Odd. The news clip I saw just said it was a "40 year old" and that's about it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 04, 2023 02:49 PM (ga8qR)

301 Imagine a similar article written by the same folks in an identical tone pushing the demand for trucks.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 02:50 PM (nMXLX)

302 The Post Millennial is saying the Philly shooter is a tranny

If you wanted to end "gun violence" in America you could just ban gun ownership for anyone that's ever voted D for president.

Of course a significant portion of the people in Philly, Shitcago, and the rest would be surprised to find out they voted at all...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 04, 2023 02:51 PM (lc5cP)

303 Finding drugs in Layfette Park isn't new. Lots of tourist traffic, locals, homeless, etc. They park service does a decent job at keeping it fairly clean but still, stuff happens. Not sure why the overreaction except they weren't sure what that bag was.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 04, 2023 02:52 PM (sAmhv)

304 290 The Post Millennial is saying the Philly shooter is a tranny
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Oh, oh. China Joe was decrying gun violence today for tearing communities apart.

And three killed and eight wounded "when gunfire erupted following a local festival in Fort Worth."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 04, 2023 02:52 PM (Vwz3I)

305 We be has plenty of Inderpendence Day FART Tubes left at the Womins Reproductertive center. They has the Gay Pride Flag next to the Flag of the USA to shows our uninerty. Hurry up befour they be all gone !

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 04, 2023 02:52 PM (y9QBQ)

306 The Post Millennial is saying the Philly shooter is a tranny

https://tinyurl.com/2p5eacdd

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They're what, six for six now?

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 02:52 PM (nMXLX)

307 He looks like an AI rendered Matt Groening character.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Now I see why they had previously just described It as "40-yrs old".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 04, 2023 02:52 PM (ga8qR)

308 That just might be the single ugliest human being I've ever seen in my entire life.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 04, 2023 02:48 PM (UXaAG)

No shit.

Wait, I was looking in the mirror.

Posted by: Yeah that thing is pretty ugly too at July 04, 2023 02:52 PM (dE+9W)

309 Does anyone know if those public EV charging stations that are popping up include electric surcharges like an environmental one, or a FAC (fuel adjustment charge) or even something like a school tax.

Those appear on my home electric bill.

I presume if the state has something similar a public EV charging station meters out the Kw based with those in mind.

Maybe.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 04, 2023 02:53 PM (Q4IgG)

310 Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 04, 2023 02:49 PM (ga8qR)

Wow.. That ones something else... If true this will never see the light of day

Posted by: It's me donna at July 04, 2023 02:53 PM (bs+z0)

311 What in the Wide World of Sports?!!! And I do "wide world"!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 04, 2023 02:46 PM (FVME7)
***********
@JoePompliano
16m
Joey Chestnut just ate 62 hot dogs in 10 minutes.

• Calories: 18,414
• Total Fat: 1,129
• Carbohydrates: 1,488
• Protein: 682

Chestnut has now won the event 16 out of the last 17 years.

The most dominant athlete of all time.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2023 02:53 PM (NpAcC)

312 Nude Sleepy Joe

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 04, 2023 02:53 PM (Qn59F)

313 Joey Chestnut wins 16th title on Coney Island with more than 60 dogs
https://tinyurl.com/yc6ymdrs
Posted by: redridinghood at July 04, 2023 02:42 PM (NpAcC)


In about three hours I'm going to have one. And I'll be burping it for hours.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 04, 2023 02:54 PM (e4fEA)

314 Nood

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 02:54 PM (nMXLX)

315 They're what, six for six now?
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 02:52 PM (nMXLX)


a virtual genocide.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 04, 2023 02:54 PM (xhaym)

316 The Post Millennial is saying the Philly shooter is a tranny

Certainly looks like one. Seems like "fake women" transgenders often have odd names too-like a combination of their old and new name-KimBrady?! Probably named "Brady" before.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 04, 2023 02:55 PM (Keyt1)

317 Nicknamed "Catfish"

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 04, 2023 02:56 PM (nMXLX)

318 313 Joey Chestnut wins 16th title on Coney Island with more than 60 dogs.


Does he throw them up after eating them? How can the stomach and body handle all that without the body rejecting them in some way ???

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 04, 2023 02:56 PM (hSa/7)

319 The Post Millennial is saying the Philly shooter is a tranny

https://tinyurl.com/2p5eacdd
Posted by: bed head at July 04, 2023 02:46 PM (Y1sOo)

Whoa! That be ugly.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 04, 2023 02:57 PM (BdMk6)

320 The Post Millennial is saying the Philly shooter is a tranny

https://tinyurl.com/2p5eacdd
Posted by: bed head

Tranny and a BLM supporter. Screams MAGA!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 04, 2023 02:57 PM (FVME7)

321 All I did was take a whiz on the tarmac. Suddenly I'm looking a whole lot better....

Posted by: billy carter at July 04, 2023 02:58 PM (H/3l8)

322 Kamala Harris actually holds the record for swallowing the most Beef Dogs in an hour without choking or gagging......
But I did hear she is a spitter .........

Just Sayin....

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 04, 2023 02:58 PM (hSa/7)

323 Yeah, Kamala & friends. Maybe O visited.

But wouldn't rule out any other B's living in & around including Hunt's sis, oldest daughter, her husband either.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect & speeds the security clearance process at July 04, 2023 03:00 PM (GshMh)

324 ”I didn’t even know he had a gun,” she said.

the former GF of the shooter

in MI, that now would be a crime in itself

and fairly comedic to all

Posted by: REDACTED at July 04, 2023 03:00 PM (us2H3)

325 Old time dentists were also kitted with pliers and a hammer. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 04, 2023 03:04 PM (KVGVf)

326 The dentist removed my last wisdom tooth with a hammer and chisel.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 04, 2023 03:19 PM (Qn59F)

327 In the White House, I know!

Posted by: Joe Strummer at July 04, 2023 03:35 PM (3/XaG)

328 I like the meme in the link about
"Americans,
We will cross a frozen river,
To kill you in your sleep,
On Christmas morning."

My favorite version adds:
"Not kidding...
We've done it before!"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 04, 2023 04:14 PM (OqSlY)

329 Dentist might still use cocaine as a pain killer but it would be in liquid form. I am sure most doctors use lidocaine theses days. Back in the day I did have a ENT doc squirt a liquid into my sinuses to check on a source of pain. I am pretty sure it was liquid cocaine but perhaps it was lidocaine. In any case it did nothing for the pain but I did feel good for a while.

Posted by: Fred4D at July 04, 2023 04:54 PM (y8M19)

330 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 04, 2023 01:52 PM (NCgXW)

Thank you for doing this for us!

Posted by: m at July 04, 2023 06:11 PM (SpRPx)

331
Does he throw them up after eating them? How can the stomach and body handle all that without the body rejecting them in some way ???
Posted by: Ferd Berfall
---------

*?!*

It's easy.

Posted by: Tank Abrams at July 04, 2023 06:31 PM (gKzkw)

332 Been a practicing dentist since 1985, specialist since 1990. We do _not_ use cocaine in local anaestheaia. Lidocaine or one of its cousins, yes. There is some limited usage in ENT but that’s getting rare. Furthermore, that would be in a liquid form, not a powder.
So, somebody is lying. Surprise, surprise , surprise…

Coelacanth

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