Have You Tried the New Grimace Shake From McDonald's?

The Grimace shake TikToks are getting crazier pic.twitter.com/74qsgKkYFM
— Dexerto (@Dexerto) June 29, 2023

DO NOT TRY THE #GrimaceShake pic.twitter.com/hWBlwOjuEr
— 🏳️‍🌈Rhian Fazzini🏳️‍🌈 (@RhianFazzini) June 29, 2023

Onyx tried the Grimace shake! pic.twitter.com/1TGv1gZjkd
— Andrew Bowser (@andrewbowser) June 30, 2023

Since all of Twitter has already reposted this…. I present, my #GrimaceShake contribution. 😎 #GrimacesBirthday #Grimace pic.twitter.com/zuGNLX52is
— Haley Kalil (@haleyybaylee) June 28, 2023

This one is NSFW and only for the boys.

This one is similarly risquee.

Some of the "Grimace Incidents" reported so far.

Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy at 05:41 PM

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 05, 2023 05:41 PM (ncXxy)

2 1st

Posted by: GF at July 05, 2023 05:41 PM (pKY1W)

3 I can't recall the last time we went to McDonald's. It's been years.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 05, 2023 05:41 PM (ncXxy)

4 I'll only get one if them say it is good. I don't like they.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at July 05, 2023 05:42 PM (Ptio1)

5 Any thing like the ice bucket challenge?

Posted by: Zombie Harry Reid at July 05, 2023 05:43 PM (63Dwl)

6
Do you feel a growing attraction to youths who are minors after consuming a Grimace shake?

Does this attraction last for four hours or more?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 05, 2023 05:43 PM (pNxlR)

7 I deny women my Grimace Shake.

Posted by: eleven at July 05, 2023 05:43 PM (iziT8)

8 Fast food sucks these days. Not only does it taste bad but it's getting expensive enough that you might as well go to a sit down restaurant.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 05, 2023 05:44 PM (4wWYn)

9 What the heck is a "Grimace Shake" and why do these morons (and not the good kind) do these brain dead stunts? I do not click on Tik Tok Ever.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2023 05:44 PM (Keyt1)

10
I'll have a Kiosk Burger and a Grimace Shake.

You want fries with that?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 05, 2023 05:45 PM (pNxlR)

11 Three days in a row the local macd's screwed up my order (in the drive thru).
What this means is I was an idiot twice.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2023 05:45 PM (e4fEA)

12 Best viral ad campaign ever?

Posted by: eleven at July 05, 2023 05:45 PM (iziT8)

13 this started on tiktok but all of these videos are on twitter.

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2023 05:45 PM (KRtlO)

14
It's the TikTok to Twitter to prison pipeline!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 05, 2023 05:47 PM (pNxlR)

15 You want fries with that?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 05, 2023 05:45 PM (pNxlR)

Oh!
You were a business major at the university of Washington?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2023 05:47 PM (e4fEA)

16 "Fast food sucks these days. Not only does it taste bad but it's getting expensive enough that you might as well go to a sit down restaurant.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously"

Same even with taco trucks.

What's the point if I can pay that and sit in a nice restaurant?

Posted by: eleven at July 05, 2023 05:47 PM (iziT8)

17 Boy, I bet McDonalds wishes they'd just done some Gay sh*t instead.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 05:48 PM (VzVXA)

18 I am thankful I did not grow up with the Internet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2023 05:48 PM (Keyt1)

19 OK that little Asian girl NSFW video is just wrong.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 05, 2023 05:49 PM (ncXxy)

20 I remember the Grimace. What happened to the Hamburgler?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 05, 2023 05:49 PM (GYS2v)

21 Boy, I bet McDonalds wishes they'd just done some Gay sh*t instead.
-

Oh, nevermind. I just clicked the "similarly risquee" one.

Turns out it's literally gay. Grimace Gay Rape.

Wow.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 05:51 PM (VzVXA)

22 The first clue is that they claim it's just a milkshake.

But all the while, the photo evidence shows that many a seal was blown.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 05, 2023 05:51 PM (e6UQI)

23 The Gramscian progression through the fast food institutions.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at July 05, 2023 05:51 PM (Vwz3I)

24
Last time I went to McDonald's neither I or the order-taker spoke the same language. Never again.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 05, 2023 05:51 PM (enJYY)

25 20 I remember the Grimace. What happened to the Hamburgler?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 05, 2023 05:49 PM (GYS2v)

He turned his life around after he found one of those kiosks they set up in NY.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 05, 2023 05:51 PM (4wWYn)

26 I can't recall the last time we went to McDonald's. It's been years.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 05,

I still go there but only order bags of ice. Their ice works best in drinks due to the cube size and design. The bags are also cheaper than other places.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 05, 2023 05:51 PM (zQVw+)

27 20 I remember the Grimace. What happened to the Hamburgler?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

...

And when do we get a Hambuglar Shake?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 05, 2023 05:51 PM (G0Rb6)

28 That shake looks disgusting enough without the bad special effects.

Posted by: DJ at July 05, 2023 05:52 PM (uosPt)

29 "I remember the Grimace. What happened to the Hamburgler?"

He was rebranded as the Turd Burgler and does kids parties.

Posted by: Zek at July 05, 2023 05:52 PM (5FPX4)

30 Harlem Shake >>> Grimace Shake.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 05, 2023 05:52 PM (Wnv9h)

31 Do they still use Officer Big Mac or did BLM get it killed?

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 05, 2023 05:52 PM (xPl2J)

32 Grimace shake? I foresee fire hose purple diarrhea.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 05, 2023 05:52 PM (17s+e)

33
Boy, I bet McDonalds wishes they'd just done some Gay sh*t instead.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 05:48 PM (VzVXA)

Actually, since it's frickin' PURPLE, I'm thinking that they were trying to be sneaky. Get people to like the Grimace shake and then in a couple of weeks, drop the punch line: Grimace is Trans Genderfluid and Furry.

By that time, they'll have got their payday, and avoided the Buttwiper Light effect.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2023 05:52 PM (n+4am)

34 i went to a mcdonald's where ordering was done by the customer, inputting into a computer screen. It was nice. Less aggravation.

now they need to put these outside for the drive through. the real illiterates man the drive-through microphones, for some reason.

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2023 05:53 PM (KRtlO)

35 I thought Grimace was the ghey.

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2023 05:53 PM (iayUP)

36 I had a Turdburglar once but it caused a neovagina.

Oh well.

Posted by: Hmitch3 at July 05, 2023 05:53 PM (3Cm3c)

37 I am still a sucker for the Mac Donald's double cheeseburger but I suspect it has a lot to do with self medicating at MacDonalds whenever culture shock set in in Indonesia.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 05, 2023 05:53 PM (G0Rb6)

38 27 And when do we get a Hambuglar Shake?

pretty sure the world isn't ready for a shake that tastes like ketchup

Posted by: anachronda at July 05, 2023 05:53 PM (v3pYe)

39 "I remember the Grimace. What happened to the Hamburgler?"

And the French-fry Goblins. (I think they became the "fry guys" or something.)

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 05, 2023 05:54 PM (N3zMI)

40 Beating Bud Light like a dead horse. Weird. But... free adverts, so win?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2023 05:54 PM (Q4IgG)

41 I don't get it.

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2023 05:54 PM (v0R5T)

42
The Shimmy Shimmy Shake

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2023 05:54 PM (n+4am)

43
What became of the deal Monsanto made with McDonalds to convey their remaining stocks of Olestra to the fast food giant?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 05, 2023 05:54 PM (pNxlR)

44 Hey, twitter worked!

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2023 05:54 PM (CaJIi)

45 Willowed:
"One of the prostitutes complained to police that she was not paid..."
This is not a real prostitute.
They get paid up front.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 05:54 PM (MeG8a)

46 Chick-fil-A Peach Hate Shake > Grimace Shake

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 05, 2023 05:55 PM (PiwSw)

47 Here you go...

"Grimace turns into LGBTQ icon as McDonald’s mascot makes a comeback"

- NY Post 6/16/23

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2023 05:55 PM (iayUP)

48 this just seems like weird shit wipipo do

Posted by: kallisto at July 05, 2023 05:55 PM (dCxaZ)

49 Now I want a blueberry shake

Posted by: PaleRider at July 05, 2023 05:55 PM (3cGpq)

50 A shower after a Grimace shake and a Bud Lite:

https://tinyurl.com/y2rty56s

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 05, 2023 05:55 PM (17s+e)

51 That shake looks disgusting enough without the bad special effects.
Posted by: DJ at July 05

...

The appeal of MacDonalds shakes is limited exclusively to their bright coloration. We are not the target market.

Although their smoothies are actually good which is a total surprise. Fairly cheap too.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 05, 2023 05:56 PM (G0Rb6)

52 Now that it's been established that motherf**king cocaine can be brought into the White House with no ramifications, what else can be brought into The White House?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 05, 2023 05:56 PM (up/3i)

53 You know what this shake campaign needs? That's right, Dylan Mulvaney. It's almost anti-trans not to hire him.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 05, 2023 05:56 PM (KFhLj)

54 Last time I ate McDonalds was when Doordash left some on my porch by mistake. Other than that I'm pretty sure that Obama was president the last time I was in one.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 05, 2023 05:56 PM (xPl2J)

55 So. Grimace likes butt sechs?

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2023 05:56 PM (v0R5T)

56 So were supposed to get excited over some artificial purply faux shake ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 05, 2023 05:57 PM (bs+z0)

57 45 Willowed:
"One of the prostitutes complained to police that she was not paid..."
This is not a real prostitute.
They get paid up front.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 05:54 PM (MeG8a)

A favorite exchange from Addams Family Values:

Fester: Gimme a kiss!

Debbie: Gimme a twenty!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 05, 2023 05:57 PM (N3zMI)

58 I thought the McDonald's shake machines were perpetually broken. Like a Schroedinger thing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 05, 2023 05:57 PM (4I/2K)

59 Grimace originally had four arms. The better to grope you with.

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2023 05:57 PM (iayUP)

60 The only one I laughed at was the Courtney Cox one. Don’t know why .

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 05:57 PM (MNhXM)

61 Stopped at a Hardees to use the facilities while traveling th NC. TEN FUCKING DOLLARS FOR THEIR BURGER.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 05, 2023 05:58 PM (nnp+f)

62 >>> We are not the target market.

True, I haven't been to McD's in decades, no exaggeration. But that shake still looks gross.

Posted by: DJ at July 05, 2023 05:58 PM (uosPt)

63 I can't recall the last time we went to McDonald's. It's been years.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

I occasionally get a yen for the filet of fish sandwich. Arby's has a seasonal fish sandwich that curb stomps the McDonald's filet of fish.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 05, 2023 05:58 PM (/Qz4j)

64
What the heck is a "Grimace Shake" and why do these morons (and not the good kind) do these brain dead stunts? I do not click on Tik Tok Ever.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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I have no idea what the Grimace Shake is, other than some new treat at McDonald's possibly related to a current or upcoming movie.

But the video craze looks like harmless fun to me, like those planking and owling and freeze-frame challenges.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 05:58 PM (lCaJd)

65 A favorite exchange from Addams Family Values:

Fester: Gimme a kiss!

Debbie: Gimme a twenty!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 05, 2023 05:57 PM

A mote topical quote:

Woe to the Republic.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 05, 2023 05:58 PM (Wnv9h)

66 I usually go to McDonalds once a year. Maybe more, depending how many times I pass through Breezewood, PA in a year.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 05, 2023 05:58 PM (sAmhv)

67 More.

Stupid fat fingers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 05, 2023 05:59 PM (Wnv9h)

68 Purple is just not a food color from nature.
And no, blueberries aren't purple.
Wine is wine colored. Purple is nature saying "venomous animal." Or gay.

Posted by: Zek at July 05, 2023 05:59 PM (5FPX4)

69 I think some of these are fake.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 05:59 PM (f9EvM)

70 Everybody wants to be a star.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 05, 2023 05:59 PM (NpAcC)

71 This is a perfect microcosm of Tik Tok BTW.

Not so much a microcosm as, well...exactly what it is always.

Posted by: eleven at July 05, 2023 05:59 PM (iziT8)

72 Twitter works again?

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2023 05:59 PM (xhxe8)

73 >>The Grimace Shake TikToks Are Getting Crazier.

I'm really having a difficult time understanding this country.

I facilitate between Thermonuclear War and Or Alien Invasion to sort all of this out.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 05, 2023 05:59 PM (up/3i)

74 OK that little Asian girl NSFW video is just wrong.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

No.
Did you see her gym toned legs?

Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 05, 2023 05:59 PM (exeWe)

75 Grimace is a weird name for a happy fast food character. But then what food mascot isn't a little weird.

Supposedly if you eat the shake plain it's like vanilla. But if you dunk in your fries and eat it, it tastes like berries? IDK.

Posted by: LizLem at July 05, 2023 05:59 PM (om/W0)

76 Haven't been to MacD in years

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2023 06:00 PM (xhxe8)

77 Everybody wants to be a star.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 05, 2023 05:59 PM (NpAcC)

I don't.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 05, 2023 06:00 PM (4I/2K)

78
I thought the McDonald's shake machines were perpetually broken. Like a Schroedinger thing.
Posted by: Count de Monet

You are recollecting wrong -- it was their soft serve ice cream machines, IIRC.

I see the NSFW sweet young thang got an Only Fans audition tape out of the effort.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 05, 2023 06:00 PM (pNxlR)

79 "I think some of these are fake.

Posted by: Gentlemen,"

Which is about 80% of Tik Tok.

Posted by: eleven at July 05, 2023 06:00 PM (iziT8)

80 Purple is nature saying "venomous animal." Or gay.
Posted by: Zek at July 05, 2023 05:59 PM

But mostly gay.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 05, 2023 06:00 PM (Wnv9h)

81 I wish fast food was better for you because as a single guy it is a super time saver and it tastes good.

If I won the lottery I would definitely hire a chef to shop and make all my meals.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 06:00 PM (MNhXM)

82 "White House cocaine culprit unlikely to be found: Law enforcement official"

Its like they think the rest of us have never heard of surveillance cameras, finger prints, DNA, cell phone tracking, or watched an episode of CSI. Of course, to be fair, law enforcement is unlikely to find a suspect they refuse to look for.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 05, 2023 06:00 PM (CecP5)

83 I prefer the jiggly overall chick.

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2023 06:01 PM (v0R5T)

84 Haven't been to MacD in years
Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2023 06:00 PM (xhxe

Come to MacDowells. We do it better. In Queens, NY.

Posted by: Coming to America at July 05, 2023 06:01 PM (4I/2K)

85 >>>83 I prefer the jiggly overall chick.

she's had a few updates.

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2023 06:01 PM (KRtlO)

86 I used to go to McDonalds at least once a week to buy FRIED apple pie for 100 yen. Then they raised the price to 110, which I was OK with. Then it went to 140 (or 150? not sure) all in the span of about a month.

I will not return until my estimation of it's worth catches up with the price.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 06:01 PM (f9EvM)

87 I order quarter pounders plain because I hate pickles and onions, and half the time it's clear they just scaped them off one that's been sitting in the bin. Disgusting pickle and onion juice permeating the bun.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 05, 2023 06:01 PM (Dm8we)

88 "You are recollecting wrong -- it was their soft serve ice cream machines, IIRC."

Nothing says "coliform bacteria" like soft serve. Mmmm.

Posted by: Zek at July 05, 2023 06:02 PM (5FPX4)

89 What happened to the Hamburgler?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

What a great name.

Posted by: Hope Solo at July 05, 2023 06:02 PM (exeWe)

90 Fast food has even almost completely gotten rid of children play places, so you can't even use the trip as an excuse to get your kids to blow off some steam on a road trip.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 05, 2023 06:02 PM (4wWYn)

91 I stopped by a Mickey D's when I was in Zurich to check the menu, but didn't eat there.

They call it a Cheeseburger Royal.

Posted by: CppThis at July 05, 2023 06:02 PM (PZvjL)

92 K that little Asian girl NSFW video is just wrong.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

As they say, If that’s wrong I don’t want to be right.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 06:02 PM (MNhXM)

93 thought the McDonald's shake machines were perpetually broken. Like a Schroedinger thing.
-

The really neat part is that they're NEVER broken. They're just a PITA to clean and they say they're broken to avoid having to mess with it.

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at July 05, 2023 06:02 PM (BgkoW)

94
Watch Joey's unedited 4th of July addresses and tell me he's not the one bumping the white lines.

Posted by: Auspex at July 05, 2023 06:03 PM (j4U/Z)

95 I order quarter pounders plain because I hate pickles and onions, and half the time it's clear they just scaped them off one that's been sitting in the bin. Disgusting pickle and onion juice permeating the bun.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 05, 2023 06:01 PM (Dm8we)

Custom orders have never been McDonalds' forte

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 05, 2023 06:03 PM (xPl2J)

96 The only one I laughed at was the Courtney Cox one. Don’t know why .
Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 05:57 PM (MNhXM)
******
That's the only one I liked, but that's probably because it featured a cute dog.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 05, 2023 06:04 PM (NpAcC)

97 If it's Grimace's birthday so we are celebrating with a special shake and meal... why the no love for the other mascots? Purple privilege straight up.

Posted by: LizLem at July 05, 2023 06:04 PM (om/W0)

98
The first clue is that they claim it's just a milkshake.

McDonald's doesn't use the word "Milk"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2023 06:04 PM (63Dwl)

99
Breezewood, PA

Town of Motels!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 05, 2023 06:04 PM (pNxlR)

100
When you lose your bag of coke, McD's is an okay pick me up.

Posted by: Hunter B at July 05, 2023 06:04 PM (enJYY)

101 Its like they think the rest of us have never heard of surveillance cameras, finger prints, DNA, cell phone tracking, or watched an episode of CSI. Of course, to be fair, law enforcement is unlikely to find a suspect they refuse to look for.
-

It's on purpose. These same folks will issue some statement on a January 6 suspect within the next week.

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at July 05, 2023 06:04 PM (BgkoW)

102
Grimace is a weird name for a happy fast food character.

Posted by: LizLem

===========

Right, I thought it was a new Batman villain or something. It's actually a McDonald's character from 52 years ago that used to go around stealing milkshakes.

They say it's supposed to be berry-flavored, but it's more like vanilla with a hint of berry.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 06:04 PM (lCaJd)

103 What is this shit?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 05, 2023 06:04 PM (TZ75n)

104 What happened to the Hamburgler?
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report
........

Got caught cheating on his taxes, money laundering, and smuggling cocaine into the WH. Got off on misdemeanor with 5 hours of community service.

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2023 06:05 PM (v0R5T)

105
The only thing I get somewhat consistently at Mac's Steak House is breakfast. Maybe twice a month. The coffee's much better than Starfucks, and the sausage McMuffin and hash browns are actually okay.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2023 06:05 PM (n+4am)

106 "Dad, can I have my coke back now?"
"No"

*five minutes later*
"Can I have my coke back now?"
"No"

*five minutes later*
"Can I have my coke back now?"
"I said, No."

*five minutes later*
Can I have my coke back now?"
"I told you, No."
"Jill already snorted it, didn't she?"
"Just go buy some more."

Posted by: FOIA request 7/5/2050 White House audio log 7/3/2023 at July 05, 2023 06:05 PM (PiwSw)

107 Wendy's Frosty comes in normal food colors and doesn't taste purple.

Posted by: DJ at July 05, 2023 06:05 PM (uosPt)

108 If you ever get a chance to visit an In and Out Burger, I'd highly recommend it. Very limited menu but high quality burgers and fries. And they crank it out. In Vegas, the line was out the door and around the corner. Took about 5 minutes to order and be served. It's what I think McDonald's used to be.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 05, 2023 06:06 PM (/Qz4j)

109 Right, I thought it was a new Batman villain or something. It's actually a McDonald's character from 52 years ago that used to go around stealing milkshakes.

-

Okay, so Blonde Morticia really is 29

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at July 05, 2023 06:06 PM (BgkoW)

110 OK that little Asian girl NSFW video is just wrong.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

No.
Did you see her gym toned legs?

Posted by: Eagle Lips at July 05, 2023 05:59 PM

She makes me want to do things to her that would make my me very happy but make the wife very unhappy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 05, 2023 06:06 PM (ncXxy)

111 Dad, can I have my coke back now?"
"No"

*five minutes later*
"Can I have my coke back now?"
"No"

*five minutes later*
"Can I have my coke back now?"
"I said, No."

*five minutes later*
Can I have my coke back now?"
"I told you, No."
"Jill already snorted it, didn't she?"
"Just go buy some more."
Posted by: FOIA request 7/5/2050 White House audio log 7/3/2023 at July 05, 2023 06:05 PM (PiwSw)

Pretty much what I suspect happened.

Posted by: LASue at July 05, 2023 06:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

112 Eva Vlaardingerbroek
@EvaVlaar

Just had to go through ‘facial recognition boarding’ at LAX airport, meaning they scan your face and use your biometric data to identify you instead of checking your passport/boarding pass.

I tried to refuse, but was immediately told by the gate agent that it was obligatory and that they wouldn’t allow me to board the plane if I didn’t comply.

Yet another dystopian nightmare that has become reality.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2023 06:06 PM (60h0q)

113 I will hit the tip jar with a Benjamin if someone can assure me I won't see that skin-tag clickbait ad anymore. You know the one with the shrubbery growing on that chicks eyelid?
Yeah, THAT one.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 05, 2023 06:07 PM (7Fj9P)

114 The only thing I get somewhat consistently at Mac's Steak House is breakfast. Maybe twice a month. The coffee's much better than Starfucks, and the sausage McMuffin and hash browns are actually okay.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 05, 2023 06:05 PM (n+4am)

I think so. I used to get the Big Breakfast when they used to have it.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 06:07 PM (MNhXM)

115 I think some of these are fake.

These will be recycled into future "Violence Increasing Against The Trans" stories.

Posted by: t-bird at July 05, 2023 06:07 PM (CaJIi)

116 None for me, thanks. I just had a Tide pod with a spoonful of cinnamon.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 05, 2023 06:07 PM (nfrXX)

117 Have any of the McDonald's characters come out as queer yet?

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 05, 2023 06:08 PM (xPl2J)

118 Its like they think the rest of us have never heard of surveillance cameras, finger prints, DNA, cell phone tracking, or watched an episode of CSI.

By some odd coinkydink, the surveillance cameras weren't working last weekend.

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre Van Damme at July 05, 2023 06:08 PM (v0R5T)

119 The appeal of MacDonalds shakes is limited exclusively to their bright coloration. We are not the target market.
Posted by: TexasDan

This is where McD screwed up. Their appeal used to the fries. Everyone loved their fries. Now they suck and they are selling the faint memory of those magic fries.

I drive past them daily and I would stop for those fries if they existed. Now the place smells like a chemical dump and it's hard to bear.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 06:08 PM (f9EvM)

120

I only go into McDonald's to use the restroom while traveling. I would never eat their food.

Posted by: Fuckball Z at July 05, 2023 06:08 PM (Cw2Ml)

121 Bud Knight from Budweiser, Grimace from McD... if Dominos tries to bring back the Noid, we will have a weird trifecta of forgotten food/beverage characters.

Posted by: LizLem at July 05, 2023 06:08 PM (T7zp9)

122 As Jim Gaffigan would say:

No one's hopping out of IHOP.

Posted by: eleven at July 05, 2023 06:09 PM (iziT8)

123 Afternoon.
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92 K that little Asian girl NSFW video is just wrong.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

As they say, If that’s wrong I don’t want to be right.
Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 06:02 PM (MNhXM)

I'd have to put a bag over its head before I hit it.

Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2023 06:09 PM (1Imkm)

124 Mickey D's should be by prescription only for constipation.

It will clean you out. 💩

For days.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2023 06:10 PM (Q4IgG)

125 We didn't go in for fast food growing up, we grew up in NYC and we had diners every 5 feet.

Nothing better than a London Broil with Mash Potatoes and String Beans split between three boys.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 05, 2023 06:10 PM (up/3i)

126 Have any of the McDonald's characters come out as queer yet?
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 05, 2023 06:08 PM (xPl2J)
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Was there ever any doubt?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2023 06:10 PM (BpYfr)

127 >>>121 Bud Knight from Budweiser, Grimace from McD... if Dominos tries to bring back the Noid, we will have a weird trifecta of forgotten food/beverage characters.

NO! -- Avoid the Noid!

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2023 06:10 PM (KRtlO)

128 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 05:58 PM (lCaJd)

Well, I didn't turn up the sound, but the link with the Grimace Incidents looked fairly disgusting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2023 06:10 PM (Keyt1)

129 The Noid has already been exhumed. No commercials that I know of, but there are modern posters and references to him in the stores.

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at July 05, 2023 06:10 PM (BgkoW)

130 I only go into McDonald's to use the restroom while traveling. I would never eat their food.
Posted by: Fuckball Z at July 05, 2023 06:08 PM (Cw2Ml)

That's like going to a strip club for the buffet.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 05, 2023 06:10 PM (4wWYn)

131 Whataburger shakes are pretty darn good. I haven’t had a Sonic Shake but I assume they are good since they advertise their drinks and ice cream more than anything.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 06:10 PM (MNhXM)

132 This thread makes me think of Jack In the Box we used to go to in the 80s. Mystery meat tacos were probably made from buttholes and lips. But cheap and tasty, especially with lots of hot sauce. A simpler time.

Posted by: Zek at July 05, 2023 06:11 PM (5FPX4)

133 Thought Asian women was nice

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2023 06:11 PM (xhxe8)

134 >>> If you ever get a chance to visit an In and Out Burger, I'd highly recommend it.

Their off menu Neapolitan Shake, which is all their shake flavors mixed together, is heaven! I'm sure it's ten times better than the Grimace shake.

Posted by: LizLem at July 05, 2023 06:11 PM (T7zp9)

135 I will buy a cup of coffee at McD's then hit their guest wifi.
And then not drink the coffee.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 06:11 PM (MeG8a)

136 Another thing to notice about that White House balcony Biden family scene is that it must have been really uncomfortably hot out there. All the adults are sweating except for Joe. He is bone dry.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 05, 2023 06:11 PM (XeHMZ)

137
By some odd coinkydink, the surveillance cameras weren't working last weekend.
Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre Van Damme

Well, it was their weekend to use the "reconditioned" surveillance cameras that had been installed in Jeffrey Epstein's prison cell.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 05, 2023 06:11 PM (pNxlR)

138 The Noid was alright. Don't hate on the Noid.

Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2023 06:12 PM (1Imkm)

139 19 OK that little Asian girl NSFW video is just wrong.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 05, 2023 05:49 PM (ncXxy)

I read that as wong. Does that make me racist?

Posted by: Javems at July 05, 2023 06:12 PM (AmoqO)

140 Oh, cool, Twatter links are working again.

Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2023 06:12 PM (1Imkm)

141 I am waiting for the return of Reddy Kilowat

Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2023 06:12 PM (xhaym)

142 Another thing to notice about that White House balcony Biden family scene is that it must have been really uncomfortably hot out there. All the adults are sweating except for Joe. He is bone dry.
Posted by: washrivergal at July 05, 2023 06:11 PM (XeHMZ)
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The undead don't sweat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2023 06:13 PM (BpYfr)

143 I miss Clara "Where's the beef "

Posted by: It's me donna at July 05, 2023 06:13 PM (bs+z0)

144 This thread makes me think of Jack In the Box we used to go to in the 80s. Mystery meat tacos were probably made from buttholes and lips. But cheap and tasty, especially with lots of hot sauce. A simpler time.
Posted by: Zek at July 05, 2023 06:11 PM (5FPX4

Their egg rolls are awesome.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 06:13 PM (MNhXM)

145 Rat-in-the-Box is awful shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 05, 2023 06:13 PM (TZ75n)

146
It will clean you out. 💩

Who knew that chocolate softserve was such a versatile food?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 05, 2023 06:13 PM (pNxlR)

147 I only go into McDonald's to use the restroom while traveling.
........

I prefer the ditch next to the offramp, its cleaner. Don't forget to burn your TP!

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2023 06:13 PM (v0R5T)

148 I miss Clara "Where's the beef "
Posted by: It's me donna at July 05, 2023 06:13 PM (bs+z0)

We'll all be saying that when we're eating cricket and cockroach sandwiches.

Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2023 06:14 PM (1Imkm)

149
the link with the Grimace Incidents looked fairly disgusting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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Halloween movie tropes. People slimed, incongruous deaths/locales (kid's body slowly revolving on a merry-go-round), pet accidentally slurps substance and suddenly becomes a monster, etc.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 06:15 PM (lCaJd)

150 The problem with fast food now is the cost compared to a sit down restaurant is no longer a big advantage.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 06:15 PM (MNhXM)

151 Tanned, rested and ready to save USPS' ass once again.

Posted by: Mr. ZIP at July 05, 2023 06:15 PM (4I/2K)

152 Another thing to notice about that White House balcony Biden family scene is that it must have been really uncomfortably hot out there. All the adults are sweating except for Joe. He is bone dry.
Posted by: washrivergal at July 05, 2023 06:11 PM (XeHMZ)
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The undead don't sweat.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2023 06:13 PM

Undead or Alive, you are coming with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4pIPXX2bYs

Posted by: Robo Cop at July 05, 2023 06:16 PM (ncXxy)

153 Where's the bug?

Posted by: Clara 2525 at July 05, 2023 06:16 PM (63Dwl)

154 The balcony is shut. It was made by those who are dead and the dead keep it until the time comes. The balcony is shut.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 05, 2023 06:16 PM (KFhLj)

155 McDonald's must be loving the Grimace tiktoks

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 05, 2023 06:17 PM (vHIgi)

156 Big purple mascot is kinda creepy, scary.

Posted by: Jared Fogel at July 05, 2023 06:17 PM (KFhLj)

157 "Where's the bug?"

Parts is parts.

Posted by: eleven at July 05, 2023 06:17 PM (iziT8)

158 "Another thing to notice about that White House balcony Biden family scene is that it must have been really uncomfortably hot out there"

The top of Hunter's head was about to pop off. He had to keep holding it down.

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2023 06:17 PM (iayUP)

159 Just to be sure, watched the Asian woman again
See nothing wrong with it

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2023 06:17 PM (xhxe8)

160 When we go to In'n Out for lunch, I get the the double cheeseburger, wife gets the single, with fries and drink.
Less than $22. I always treat.
Sit down lunch at another restaurant we like?
$50 with tip.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 06:18 PM (MeG8a)

161 I've been GAINZZing for two months, but all this talk about fast food is making me crave a cheat day. Which undoubtedly will become cheat month.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 05, 2023 06:18 PM (/Qz4j)

162 Burger Chef and Jeff

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2023 06:18 PM (63Dwl)

163 Is anyone buying this shake to actually drink it or just to make a stupid tiktok?

Posted by: DJ at July 05, 2023 06:18 PM (uosPt)

164 There is comic relief, which is a nice break from intensity.

Then there is Tik/Tok and Grimace Relief ... which leaves me fearing even more for our nation. The kids have learned to laugh at dying horrible deaths ... tick tock, #2Weeks.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 05, 2023 06:18 PM (Cus5s)

165 Ate at this good breakfast place in San Bruno yesterday on the way home from Giants game Monday night. Forget the name of the place but it was right next door to Fat Wong's Kitchen.

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2023 06:19 PM (v0R5T)

166 Hunter’s nose wipe on the balcony is definitely a post snort type wipe. It may just be force of habit without any blow involved.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 06:19 PM (MNhXM)

167 >>>162 Burger Chef and Jeff

lol. how widespread was that?

Posted by: ace at July 05, 2023 06:19 PM (KRtlO)

168 Generally speaking, if you're road trippin coffee from the big M supper club is pretty tolerable. If they sold sunflower seeds and cigars that'd be ideal.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2023 06:19 PM (YRsIm)

169 132 This thread makes me think of Jack In the Box we used to go to in the 80s. Mystery meat tacos were probably made from buttholes and lips. But cheap and tasty, especially with lots of hot sauce. A simpler time.
Posted by: Zek at July 05, 2023 06:11 PM (5FPX4)

Those are my husband's secret hangover cure. Mine is pho with lots of hot sauce.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 06:19 PM (4xF2M)

170
Fast food sucks these days. Not only does it taste bad but it's getting expensive enough that you might as well go to a sit down restaurant.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously

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SO true. I thought I'd "grab" a "cheap" dinner on the way home one night and drove through McDonald's. Got a standard something-meal with no substitutions or extras. "Okay, ma'am that'll be WHAT?!"

Forget that ever again. Cheaper to hit a grocery store and get a Marie Callender's Chicken Pot Pie.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 06:20 PM (lCaJd)

171 Jucy's Burgers double with large fries, which we split and all the beans you can eat. Less than $20. Same as in town.

Posted by: Eromero at July 05, 2023 06:21 PM (Uv0D2)

172 When we go to In'n Out for lunch, I get the the double cheeseburger, wife gets the single, with fries and drink.
Less than $22.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

There's some off-menu double secret password where they add something great. I can't remember either the password or the treat. Monster, maybe?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 05, 2023 06:21 PM (/Qz4j)

173 Best burger and fries I ever had was Denny's.

There. I said it.

Posted by: eleven at July 05, 2023 06:21 PM (iziT8)

174 They say Americans are no longer creative.

Just look at this - some brand manager engineered this viral campaign. I bet when he suggested it, people said it could not be done - I viral "challenge" campaign where people buy your product and spread it on the ground. Genius.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 06:21 PM (f9EvM)

175 Undead or Alive, you are coming with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4pIPXX2bYs
Posted by: Robo Cop
___________

"Bitches leave" was the best line in that movie. The scene where the Hunter Biden party gets broken up.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 05, 2023 06:21 PM (Dm8we)

176 I don't believe I've ever bought a shake for myself. I do like the Dairy Queen Blizzards and have had them occasionally.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 05, 2023 06:22 PM (XeHMZ)

177

Coming soon to a theater near you:

Grimace Does Barney: Hot Thing on Thing Action!

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at July 05, 2023 06:22 PM (Cw2Ml)

178 Kids have too much free time on their hands. I came from the bucket, good rag, wall scrubbing tribe. Act the fool & one got to scrub another wall, baseboards, cellar steps or, agghh!, iron.

I incorporated such fine techniques into my own parenting. heh

The Barbie Shake will be so much worse.

Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect & speeds the security clearance process at July 05, 2023 06:22 PM (GshMh)

179 "Burger Chef and Jeff
lol. how widespread was that?
Posted by: ace "

I remember that. I haven't thought of it in 29+ years though.

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2023 06:23 PM (iayUP)

180 I have never seen that Onyx guy before today and I would like to punch him in the head.

1. He says, "meow meow" and tips his stupid cap as a greeting.
2. The round goggles
3. The hot topic rings and chains
4. The weird, hyper way he sucks on the shake

Posted by: bonhomme at July 05, 2023 06:24 PM (eyxn4)

181 For fast hamburgers, I'm partial to Five Guys.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 05, 2023 06:24 PM (4wWYn)

182 When we go to In'n Out for lunch, I get the the double cheeseburger, wife gets the single, with fries and drink.
Less than $22. I always treat.
Sit down lunch at another restaurant we like?
$50 with tip.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 06:18 PM (MeG8a)

Holy crap . You ordering a steak?

I can get a 8 oz filet with salad and bake potato and loaf of bread at The Outback for 28.00.

Or a nice Chinese meal for $15.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 06:24 PM (MNhXM)

183 "There's some off-menu double secret password..."
I took my 22 year old nephew there, he ordered a "four by four" at In N Out.
4 cheeseburgers on a single bun.
He inhaled it like it was nothing.
I hate him...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 06:24 PM (MeG8a)

184
The Barbie Shake will be so much worse.
Posted by: L - Practice makes perfect

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What if the Barbie Shake turns out to be a dance?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 06:24 PM (lCaJd)

185

The Fun Burger

https://youtu.be/zu2k4R3IpIc

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2023 06:24 PM (63Dwl)

186 By some odd coinkydink, the surveillance cameras weren't working last weekend.

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre Van Damme at July 05, 2023 06:08 PM (v0R5T)

In an amazing coincidence, the White House had hired all of Epstein's prison guards to watch the White House that day...

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 05, 2023 06:24 PM (CecP5)

187
This is where McD screwed up. Their appeal used to the fries. Everyone loved their fries. Now they suck and they are selling the faint memory of those magic fries.

I drive past them daily and I would stop for those fries if they existed. Now the place smells like a chemical dump and it's hard to bear.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 06:08 PM

Beef tallow fries are the best. I miss those.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 06:25 PM (4xF2M)

188 This a good thread now?

Would just like to mention this place I ate at for lunch.

https://www.realdealkitchen.com/

Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2023 06:26 PM (1Imkm)

189 Crazy Ivan.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 05, 2023 06:26 PM (ncXxy)

190 166 Hunter’s nose wipe on the balcony is definitely a post snort type wipe. It may just be force of habit without any blow involved.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2023 06:19 PM (MNhXM)

++++

That's what I was thinking. Also, Jill keeps an eagle eye out on the situation, subtly, but it is apparent.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 05, 2023 06:27 PM (XeHMZ)

191 As a matter of fact, sometimes I do order a steak.
But usually it's a Reuben sandwich. $20
Wife orders seafood tacos $22
Add drinks plus tip, usually $50

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 06:27 PM (MeG8a)

192 For fast hamburgers, I'm partial to Five Guys.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 05, 2023 06:24 PM (4wWYn)

Five guys fills me up!

Posted by: Maegan Hall, frmr La Vergne TN police officerette at July 05, 2023 06:27 PM (4I/2K)

193 Beef tallow fries are the best. I miss those.
Posted by: CaliGirl

And we've kinda come full circle where the beef tallow is actually far healthier than the processed oils.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 05, 2023 06:27 PM (/Qz4j)

194 183 "There's some off-menu double secret password..."
I took my 22 year old nephew there, he ordered a "four by four" at In N Out.

Posted by: gourmand du jour

There is a low carb thing where they use lettuce instead of bun.
I can not imagine enjoying that, but some people eat low carb pizza, so whatevs.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 06:28 PM (f9EvM)

195 I have never seen that Onyx guy before today

He's been around a long time. I'm surprised he's still doing that schtick. So, either it pays or he is simple.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 05, 2023 06:29 PM (KFhLj)

196 nood

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 06:29 PM (33ek6)

197 Grimace and Barney the dinosaur, separated at birth?

Posted by: Beartooth at July 05, 2023 06:29 PM (zQVw+)

198 I can not imagine enjoying that, but some people eat low carb pizza, so whatevs.

Some people purport to eat low-carb lasagna.

Some people.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 05, 2023 06:30 PM (KFhLj)

199 And we've kinda come full circle where the beef tallow is actually far healthier than the processed oils.

--

Isn't it weird how every single thing they've ever insisted on has been a lie?

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 06:30 PM (33ek6)

200 Or a nice Chinese meal for $15.
Posted by: polynikes

I've paid less.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at July 05, 2023 06:30 PM (f9EvM)

201 188 This a good thread now?

Would just like to mention this place I ate at for lunch.

https://www.realdealkitchen.com/
Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2023 0

This place has the best fries. Our kids could get a steak and fries for about 10 dollars and I would steal their fries. They are cooked the old fashioned way, in beef tallow. I've eaten there since I was a little kid and I've never had a bad meal.

https://hitchingpost1.com/dinnermenu.html

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 06:31 PM (4xF2M)

202 Speaking of, it was discussed here, but some pro-heart group did a study and determined that the multi-billion dollar switch from delicious fries cooked in beef tallow saved five (5) lives from strokes and heart attacks nationwide since the switch.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at July 05, 2023 06:31 PM (33ek6)

203 > I remember that. I haven't thought of it in 29+ years though.

Remember the Burger Chef and Jeff murders?

Four employees disappeared. Police thought the employees had run off with the cash and gone partying. The police allowed the restaurant to be cleaned and re-opened without doing any investigation.

Then the four employees were found murdered. The crime scene evidence was destroyed. Nobody knew anything. Still unsolved.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 05, 2023 06:31 PM (eyxn4)

204 There's a 5 guys, an In and Out, a Whataburger, a Freddy's, a big M supper club, and a couple of independent places within 5 miles of me. The best by far is either one of the independents.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2023 06:32 PM (YRsIm)

205
I have never seen that Onyx guy before today and I would like to punch him in the head.

Posted by: bonhomme

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There's so much insider stuff it's crazy-making. I had to look up Onyx, and apparently he's a character on a YouTube channel whose creator has now made a feature that's viewable at film festivals. It's like 1980s-style camp horror flicks.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2023 06:32 PM (lCaJd)

206 We got a $20 gift card to Texas Road House. Looked at the menu....

That'll get us two waters and a plate of lettuce.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 05, 2023 06:33 PM (Q4IgG)

207 204 There's a 5 guys, an In and Out, a Whataburger, a Freddy's, a big M supper club, and a couple of independent places within 5 miles of me. The best by far is either one of the independents.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2023 06:32 PM

I like In and Out but I still like my independent burger joint better. I've never eaten any of the other restaurants you mentioned.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 05, 2023 06:33 PM (4xF2M)

208 "There is a low carb thing where they use lettuce instead of bun."

I think they call that "animal style".

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2023 06:35 PM (MeG8a)

209 I occasionally get a yen for the filet of fish sandwich. Arby's has a seasonal fish sandwich that curb stomps the McDonald's filet of fish.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at July 05, 2023 05:58
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Rally's/Checker's close to me is running 2/$5 on fish sandwiches. Think I've had 10 in last 2 weeks. Arby's here has seasonal Wagyu hamburger special running now. Most excellent.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 05, 2023 06:59 PM (ikbVd)

210 15 year old boy was sexually assaulted by two men. The BBC reports . . .

A teenage boy who was sexually assaulted by two women woke up with his clothes removed and injuries to his head and body, Sussex Police have said.

https://tinyurl.com/9fyvby7a

Damn women! In fairness, the dsscription may have been a clue . . .

Both women were between 18 and 20 years old, one being 6ft 3in (1.9m) tall and with bright dyed red hair.

She was wearing blue shorts and black crop top with pink Air Jordan trainers, and had glasses, a police spokesman said.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at July 05, 2023 07:04 PM (FVME7)

211 He used to be the Evil Grimace

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 05, 2023 07:24 PM (wGqjj)

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