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Oh, YESSS: Dylan Mulvaney Turns On Bud Light For Not "Supporting" Him Enough
Plus: "Bonus Hole!"
Where have I heard that before...? Oh right, I hear it every f*cking day from these people. Any time I'm not ecstatically "affirming" them, I'm "literally trying to erase them from existence."
Congratulations, Tranheuser-Busch.
You earned this. You earned every inch of this.
"I should've made this video months ago but I didn't," said Mulvaney. "And I was scared, and I was scared of more backlash, and I felt personally guilty for what transpired, so I patiently waited for things to get better. But surprise, they didn't. And I was waiting for the brand to reach out to me, but they never did." "And for months now, I've been scared to leave my house, I have been ridiculed in public, I've been followed, and I have felt a loneliness that I wouldn't wish on anyone," Mulvaney continued. "And I'm not telling you this because I want your pity, I am telling you this because this is my experience from a very privileged perspective, know that it is much, much worse for other trans people." Mulvaney then slammed Bud Light for not being supportive enough. "For a company to hire a trans person and then not publicly stand by them is worse in my opinion than not hiring a trans person at all, because it gives customers permission to be as transphobic and hateful as they want," Mulvaney said, adding that it will have "serious and grave consequences" for the LGBTQ community. ... Just this week, Anheuser-Busch CEO Brendan Whitworth refused to say if his company would partner with Dylan Mulvaney again now that the backlash has settled. ... When co-host Gayle King asked what the company intended to do, he dismissed the controversy as just being "one can." ... Asked if the company would partner with Mulvaney again, he did not give a straight answer. "There's a big social conversation taking place right now, and big brands are right in the middle of it and it's not just our industry or Bud Light. It's happening in retail, happening in fast food. And so for us what we need to understand is -- deeply understand and appreciate -- is the consumer and what they want, what they care about and what they expect from big brands," Whitworth said.Benny Johnson says it's a lie that this was just "one can." After the fold, he plays Dylan Mulvaney's "Oh my god you guys they're trying to erase my very existence" attention-grab, with appropriate commentary. I wanted to hold off on this but because people are talking about it: The Rainbow Jihad has created a new term for the vagina. They don't want to call it a vagina. They want to maintain the fiction that a man's anus and a woman's vagina are essentially the same thing, Bigot, so that only the most transphobic "gynosexual" might have a preference for one over the other. So they're denigrating the vagina -- the font of the continuation of the human species -- as a mere "bonus hole," just a secondary hole that goes along with the rectum. This is from an organization devoted, supposedly, to cervical health.
Jo's Cervical Cancer Trust, which bills itself as the UK's leading cervical cancer charity, has joined the movement to provide glossaries that explain the ever-changing vocabulary one must use when speaking with or about the alphabet mafia.But this organization, which allegedly prioritizes women's gynecological health, now denigrates the vagina to a mere back-up to the preferred, unisex hole, the anus.
Benny Johnson makes a good point: He thinks that Dylan Mulvaney's rant isn't about Bud Light, but warning his other "partners" that they'd better not even think of ending their "partnership," or this is what they'll get.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 30, 2023 01:10 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:10 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 30, 2023 01:10 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:10 PM (t0OGg)
One word for them: drama queens.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2023 01:10 PM (ZVVGW)
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I am tickled.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 30, 2023 01:10 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:10 PM (t0OGg)
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*is autistic and doesn't understand emotion of intended motion*
*waves enthusiastically*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 30, 2023 01:11 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 30, 2023 01:11 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Black JEM at June 30, 2023 01:12 PM (UVyKP)
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"Tolerance" died a long time ago, replaced with celebration, affirmation and now forced "allyship."
If you aren't an "ally" - that is, if you don't fight for anything they want and sacrifice everything to their desires - then you're literally a genocidal maniac.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:12 PM (t0OGg)
Literally NOTHING has happened to you. You've had ONE PERSON approach you and ask you a couple questions to which your fag handlers shoo'd him away instantly.
GFY, prick.
I won't take you seriously till you cut your dick off.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 30, 2023 01:12 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: Weasel at June 30, 2023 01:12 PM (RG6z4)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 30, 2023 01:12 PM (J7wri)
Well done.
In the first week this story went viral, had they just fired the idiot marketing exec and disavowed the campaign, the story would have died and things had gone back to normal.
But they were so, so scared Dylan Mulvaney might tweet something mean, so they threw the whole company under the bus. And the mean tweet came anyway.
Posted by: Blago at June 30, 2023 01:12 PM (cOFom)
Posted by: ... at June 30, 2023 01:12 PM (dZqLT)
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You're not trans. Your a crossdresser. Period.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 30, 2023 01:13 PM (u73oe)
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You *are* personally guilty for what transpired. Your guilt is not exclusive of others - you are but one part of what happened - but that does not make it not so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:13 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: mr tmz at June 30, 2023 01:13 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 30, 2023 01:13 PM (u73oe)
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I remember our high general and his binder.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 30, 2023 01:13 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Trannies! at June 30, 2023 01:13 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Janeane Garofalo at June 30, 2023 01:13 PM (9RRW+)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 30, 2023 01:13 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 30, 2023 01:14 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Trannies! at June 30, 2023 01:13 PM (2tUFv)
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That's dumb.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 30, 2023 01:14 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Trannies! at June 30, 2023 01:14 PM (2tUFv)
She shits out the front butt, you better RUN TO THE HILLS!!!!!
(soundtrack)
https://youtu.be/86URGgqONvA
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)
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If you don't want to be shunned, ostracized and excluded then don't try to force your creepy ideology on others or their kids. You're not a victim, Dylan, you're a co-conspirator. You more than happy to push all of this and to cash your checks. You more than happy to parade your depravity for kids on TikTok and to work with corporate executives to hijack and ruin brands. You are not some passive force in all this.
So deal with it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:14 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: boot55555 at June 30, 2023 01:14 PM (VXr/k)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at June 30, 2023 01:15 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 30, 2023 01:15 PM (t5tF4)
Posted by: Trannies! at June 30, 2023 01:15 PM (2tUFv)
Just another mental ill lying drama queen.
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2023 01:15 PM (cxHZm)
"You bitches owe me!"
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 30, 2023 01:15 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2023 01:15 PM (X3JaM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 30, 2023 01:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 30, 2023 01:15 PM (aCNZ6)
I shall continue so.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 30, 2023 01:15 PM (MeG8a)
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Seriously? Okay. So assume ABI doubled down and did a massive "We Support Dylan Mulvaney Instead Of You Transphobe Bastards" campaign. Does he really think his life would be *better* now or that he'd be even one iota less repellent or revolting if that had happened?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:15 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: NCKate at June 30, 2023 01:15 PM (an6os)
Even for Bud Light marketing execs.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 30, 2023 01:16 PM (uQPen)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 30, 2023 01:16 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: NCKate at June 30, 2023 01:15 PM (an6os)
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
When Mulvaney cuts off his dick, I'll buy a case of Bud Light. I might not even do the mail in rebate. Might.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 30, 2023 01:16 PM (LvTSG)
How is it a "bonus" to those who naturally possess one?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 30, 2023 01:16 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 30, 2023 01:17 PM (aCNZ6)
The Daily Mail ran pictures of him walking around LA.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 30, 2023 01:17 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2023 01:17 PM (X3JaM)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Reports an official of the Italian government has invited Elon Musk and Mark Zukerberg to stage their fight in the Colosseum in Rome.
LOL
Posted by: Archer at June 30, 2023 01:17 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 30, 2023 01:17 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Shaftoe at June 30, 2023 01:17 PM (Rvxb7)
They should be out of business immediately.
There seems to be a dichotomy developing in Europe with governments starting to ban hormones and surgery for minors while at the same time going full fascist on free speech.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 30, 2023 01:17 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 30, 2023 01:17 PM (gMRRb)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 30, 2023 01:17 PM (9RRW+)
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Here's a nickle's worth of free advice, Whitworth:
The problem is that the "brands are right in the middle of it." This is not your business. This is not *anyone's* business. If you want to make it your business you care welcome to do so, but that decision will have consequences because issues such as these necessarily involve alienation. A niche brand can get "right in the middle of it" successfully. A mega-brand that depends on broad appeal can not.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: fd at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (iayUP)
In the same manner as "pork sword"....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2023 01:17 PM (X3JaM)
I always thought 'bonus hole' was when she gave up the butt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 30, 2023 01:17 PM (aCNZ6)
Pride Month will end, but not Pride Summer!!!
Posted by: Admiral Levine at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (llON8)
The Daily Mail ran pictures of him walking around LA.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 30, 2023 01:17 PM (2tUFv)
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Drama queen is a giant liar? Next thing you'll tell me is that Mulvaney is lying about being a tranny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 30, 2023 01:16 PM (YIVH2)
Ask a divorce lawyer.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (X3JaM)
Posted by: Clownworld at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (sh1GZ)
Posted by: Expatriate at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (aTHUn)
Posted by: Gabe M. at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (zdYK9)
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Missing Persons at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (efTNh)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 30, 2023 01:12 PM (J7wri)
Bitch titties?
The only thing flatter than the Titan submersible is Mulvaney's titties.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (aGT/k)
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (cxHZm)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (J7wri)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (aCNZ6)
Please explain, and show your work. Most of us would, of course, prefer that AB had not hired the trans persyn at all. So we all agree that this is the way forward?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - bonus holes are the best holes! at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (Mzdiz)
I'm so tired of these freaks and the silly suburban wine moms who think this is oh so clever. I had one liberal female friend who said she would absolutely take her kids to drag shows. I said, "okay, then can I take them to strip clubs? if not, why not? What's the difference?"
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (tRd71)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 30, 2023 01:17 PM (aCNZ6)
You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 30, 2023 01:19 PM (AiZBA)
What a timeline.
Also, no flaming, flaming skull?
Posted by: MJ at June 30, 2023 01:19 PM (zwDuR)
Posted by: Admiral of the Fleet "Rachel" Levine! at June 30, 2023 01:19 PM (2tUFv)
It's astonishing and even somewhat impressive in a diabolical way how in a few short years they've memory-bonus-holed every single scientific biological fact about male and female humans that has been known, established, and accepted for millennia.
Posted by: Fucking fuckers are efficient I'll give them that at June 30, 2023 01:19 PM (AJ2DX)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 30, 2023 01:19 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 30, 2023 01:19 PM (f1kZG)
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2023 01:19 PM (krQz2)
How the fuck did he become a worldly known entity?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (cxHZm)
Damn straight! (pun intended)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - bonus holes are the best holes! at June 30, 2023 01:19 PM (Mzdiz)
Yea right. Pull this leg and it plays Jingle Bells. How is anyone gonna even recognize who he is? This is Jussie Smollett all over again. Mulvaney looks just like any other flaming homo on the street. I swear he could sashay right past me and I wouldn't recognize him as THAT flaming homo.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 30, 2023 01:19 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 30, 2023 01:12 PM (J7wri)
Bitch titties?
The only thing flatter than the Titan submersible is Mulvaney's titties.
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If they pumped Titan full of silicon they would be alive today.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 30, 2023 01:19 PM (J7wri)
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Yup. The butthole is universal and therefore standard and therefore ideal. That womanly front hole is just a "bonus" that half the population has and the other half wants access to.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:19 PM (t0OGg)
/s
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 30, 2023 01:19 PM (f1kZG)
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Mulvaney still has his dick. He is not a tranny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 30, 2023 01:19 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: I'm waiting . . . at June 30, 2023 01:19 PM (sh1GZ)
Images of dudes drinking beer surrounded by chicks in bikinis.
I have not researched the sales trends, but I suspect Hardee's/Carl's Jr. had an immense uptick in sales and popularity when their commercials used to feature chicks in bikinis eating burgers on a mechanical bull.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 30, 2023 01:19 PM (5UFbS)
Exactly right. They're defining the rectum as the primary hole. They're "centering" gay men and trannies. Y'all biological women are just people with a second hole to them.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 30, 2023 01:20 PM (eyxn4)
I mean, it’s a stupid word, granted. But most of the Left’s words are stupid.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 30, 2023 01:20 PM (xTRSc)
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You will
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:20 PM (t0OGg)
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Doesn't that mean he answered the question??
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 30, 2023 01:20 PM (Vwz3I)
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The month comes to an end, but the grievances are perpetual!!!!!
Posted by: Skyscreamer Trigglypuff at June 30, 2023 01:20 PM (lf83v)
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"Bonus hole" is even more disgusting with you understand that it's connected to the colon.
Think about how porn works. The viewer has to keep seeking out more and more extreme content in order to maintain the same interest. It's the same here.
The "bonus hole" is a surgical rectum made for gay people who are no longer sexually aroused by normal feces-filled rectums and who have reached a level of depravity where they need a feces-filled knife wound in another human for them to become aroused and push their penis into it.
Posted by: Elian Gonzalez
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 30, 2023 01:20 PM (2EtZ0)
Posted by: Something You Don't Want to Hear at June 30, 2023 01:21 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (aGT/k)
Well, he's a dude so...
Posted by: Jake from State Farm at June 30, 2023 01:21 PM (gMRRb)
Is it though?
Posted by: Simple Stevo at June 30, 2023 01:21 PM (jy83H)
Posted by: NCKate at June 30, 2023 01:21 PM (an6os)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 30, 2023 01:21 PM (wUHYj)
Posted by: Admiral Levine at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (llON
Pride Fall. That's the one.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - bonus holes are the best holes! at June 30, 2023 01:21 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: 29Victor at June 30, 2023 01:21 PM (M+gBW)
Or penis.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 30, 2023 01:21 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 30, 2023 01:22 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (cxHZm)
Damn straight! (pun intended)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - bonus holes are the best holes! at June 30, 2023 01:19 PM (Mzdiz)
But you're female so you're in contact with a vagina 24/7...
Posted by: A natural advantage, no? at June 30, 2023 01:22 PM (AJ2DX)
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2023 01:22 PM (qnbfy)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 30, 2023 01:22 PM (t/2Uw)
Sam Briton on an unattended piece of airport luggage.
Mulvaney was not happy. Tried to quickly sashay away to the nearest elevator. LOL
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 30, 2023 01:22 PM (9RRW+)
Posted by: fd at June 30, 2023 01:22 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Admiral Levine at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (llON
Pride Fall. That's the one.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - bonus holes are the best holes! at June 30, 2023 01:21 PM (Mzdiz)
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Every year is Pride Year!
Posted by: Something You Don't Want to Hear at June 30, 2023 01:22 PM (krQz2)
A real woman's real genitals are just a bonus - exactly like a fake woman's suppurating wound. Equal footing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:23 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Elian Gonzalez
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 30, 2023 01:20 PM (2EtZ0)
Seems an odd thing for that former Janet Reno poster child to post....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Well - France is falling.
Posted by: DaisyB at June 30, 2023 01:23 PM (AbL8c)
Posted by: A natural advantage, no? at June 30, 2023 01:22 PM (AJ2DX)
This is true. And it's FABULOUS!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - bonus holes are the best holes! at June 30, 2023 01:23 PM (Mzdiz)
No he wasn't. His publicist probably told him to lay low (so to speak) for a while. But he's an attention wh**e, so he.. just... couldn't... stay... away.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at June 30, 2023 01:23 PM (Rbu5d)
Of course they didn't, you creepy weirdo, because you murdered their brand. If someone drove their car through my front door, I wouldn't call to check on their mood a month later.
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 30, 2023 01:23 PM (tRd71)
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Ok
Posted by: ... at June 30, 2023 01:23 PM (dZqLT)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 30, 2023 01:23 PM (lf83v)
Is it though?
Posted by: Simple Stevo at June 30, 2023 01:21 PM (jy83H)
Narrator guy voice: This is not a thing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2023 01:24 PM (cxHZm)
Posted by: Sponge
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Yeah, I screwed up and didn't mean to include my sock.
The joke was that Janet Reno was gay, too, and was the first one to obviously come for someone's child.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 30, 2023 01:24 PM (2EtZ0)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 30, 2023 01:24 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Montec at June 30, 2023 01:24 PM (PNCaq)
Posted by: steevy at June 30, 2023 01:24 PM (uW/wK)
I read that Macron is on some type of junket with Elton John while France burns.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 30, 2023 01:24 PM (9RRW+)
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ISWYDT
Posted by: Expatriate at June 30, 2023 01:24 PM (aTHUn)
Hey...Mulvaney; suck it up, get a real job, and move on.
But just shut your trap about your feelings. Nobody cares.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2023 01:24 PM (PHmov)
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So, you've experienced what we all did during COVID.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 30, 2023 01:24 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Something You Don't Want to Hear at June 30, 2023 01:24 PM (krQz2)
I read that Macron is on some type of junket with Elton John while France burns.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 30, 2023 01:24 PM (9RRW+)
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"Sounds about right."
-Louis XVI
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 30, 2023 01:25 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Elian Gonzalez
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 30, 2023 01:20 PM (2EtZ0)
Seems an odd thing for that former Janet Reno poster child to post....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Between the PTSD and getting shipped off to Cuba and the PTSD, kid's probably pretty fucked up by now.
Posted by: Feel bad for the poor bastard. Fuck Reno. at June 30, 2023 01:25 PM (AJ2DX)
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I don't believe you, but if so, good. I reject your child fetishism and am completely fine with you needing to hide out of shame for your perversion.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 30, 2023 01:25 PM (2EtZ0)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 30, 2023 01:25 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 30, 2023 01:22 PM (aCNZ6)
Old and busted: The Vagina Monologues
New hotness: The Bonus Hole Monologues
Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 30, 2023 01:25 PM (gMRRb)
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 30, 2023 01:23 PM (tRd71)
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He was involved in the murder. Mulvaney doesn't deserve full blame for the disaster, but he was integral in it. He, Heinerscheid, Whitworth and the all the rest would be co-defendants if this were, for example, a manslaughter trial.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:25 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2023 01:24 PM (cxHZm)
Actually it is in March. Steak and BJ day - 3/14.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 30, 2023 01:25 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Montec at June 30, 2023 01:25 PM (PNCaq)
This is true. And it's FABULOUS!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - bonus holes are the best holes!
"smiles"
"thumbs up"
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 30, 2023 01:25 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2023 01:25 PM (cxHZm)
The Ballad of Dylan Mulvaney.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 30, 2023 01:23 PM (lf83v)
"I dress and squee like a 12 year old girl
I've still got my twig and berries
My daily life will make you hurl
as my twig goes up tunnels of furries."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Is it though?
Posted by: Simple Stevo at June 30, 2023 01:21 PM (jy83H)
I don't always talk about my vagina, but when I do, it do not call it a bonus hole.
Although that may become a running joke in this house, so never mind.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - bonus holes are the best holes! at June 30, 2023 01:25 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 30, 2023 01:25 PM (aCNZ6)
Oh, he would make sure you did.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2023 01:24 PM (cxHZm)
Actually it is in March. Steak and BJ day - 3/14.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 30, 2023 01:25 PM (N39Ws)
No wonder I kept missing it.
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2023 01:26 PM (cxHZm)
Posted by: micky at June 30, 2023 01:26 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2023 01:26 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 30, 2023 01:25 PM (aCNZ6)
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But you would notice a freakish man playing dress-up with overdone makeup on the street. He'd stick out like a sore thumb and you'd probably try to avoid him. That's the natural reaction.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:26 PM (t0OGg)
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He's the guy in the dress that is still very obviously a man, with male hands, shoulders, brow, etc.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 30, 2023 01:26 PM (2EtZ0)
So, what's new with you?
Posted by: Eeyore at June 30, 2023 01:26 PM (brAQZ)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 30, 2023 01:27 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 30, 2023 01:24 PM (2EtZ0
Though she sent pigs with submachineguns, not p3do groomer pervs. At least, not that we know of.
Posted by: Showing her Fidel-ity at June 30, 2023 01:27 PM (AJ2DX)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 30, 2023 01:27 PM (aCNZ6)
_________
That's Michelle Obama.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 30, 2023 01:27 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 30, 2023 01:27 PM (Vwz3I)
Imagine how he must've looked before.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 30, 2023 01:27 PM (2EtZ0)
you know how the alpabet mafia is always crying about "literal genocide"?
The irony is that the transagenda is actually committing genocide, or erasing from existence, homosexual males and females. So many of these children that are getting medicalized and butchered, left to their own devices, would just end up gay.
This is supported by scientific research and victim testimony.
Posted by: kallisto at June 30, 2023 01:27 PM (xb3Ae)
But just shut your trap about your feelings. Nobody cares.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2023 01:24 PM (PHmov)
My dude is flush with cheddar...the grift will continue unabated.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 30, 2023 01:28 PM (gMRRb)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 30, 2023 01:28 PM (cMXNt)
The Ballad of Dylan Mulvaney.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 30, 2023 01:23 PM (lf83v)
There's a Queer In My Beer
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 30, 2023 01:28 PM (5UFbS)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 30, 2023 01:25 PM (aCNZ6)
I feel threatened by that h8te speech! Help! Police!
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at June 30, 2023 01:28 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 30, 2023 01:28 PM (ouTlx)
Miley is now The Most Interesting Woman in the World™.
Posted by: Tres equis at June 30, 2023 01:28 PM (AJ2DX)
"Facial feminization surgery" is a thing now too.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 30, 2023 01:28 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2023 01:26 PM (krQz2)
The bar in the clubhouse is referred to as "The 19th Hole."
BONUS!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Imagine how he must've looked before.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 30, 2023 01:27 PM (2EtZ0)
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He was so flattered they put his face on a can that he didn't seem to notice how unflattering that picture looked on the can.
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2023 01:29 PM (krQz2)
Friday's alight for fighting.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 30, 2023 01:29 PM (Xrfse)
This little bastard needs to just shut the fu*k up.
I was on Ft Lewis the other day, about noon, and I saw at least a dozen guys doing the airfield run. 5.2 miles around. On their lunch hour. With gear on. Just to get better at their job.
Piss off you twink.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2023 01:30 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 30, 2023 01:30 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 30, 2023 01:30 PM (Vwz3I)
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It is a fruity beverage.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 30, 2023 01:30 PM (aTHUn)
Funny thing is that there used to be a Tres Equis beer. In my yoot we would drive down to Ensenada and buy some because 3 equis are obviously better that 2.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 30, 2023 01:30 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: fly gal at June 30, 2023 01:30 PM (UjFD0)
The Ballad of Dylan Mulvaney.
Stand By Your Tran
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 30, 2023 01:31 PM (5UFbS)
Posted by: Jen the original at June 30, 2023 01:31 PM (Y03JK)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:25 PM (t0OGg)
While I have no sympathy for Mulvaney whatsoever, it's a fact that AB treated him like a two dollar whore, then stiffed and slapped him on the way out the door.
Lesson - don't treat yourself like today's single-use commodity and maybe no one else will, either.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - bonus holes are the best holes! at June 30, 2023 01:31 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 30, 2023 01:31 PM (t/2Uw)
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You misspelled penis.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 30, 2023 01:31 PM (2EtZ0)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 30, 2023 01:27 PM (Vwz3I)
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Sigh. This kind of snark is evidence of how far we have yet to go to achieve total sexual equality.
Why should those who are turned on by urethral stimulation be singled out for mockery and contempt? Urethral play has a long and cross-cultural history and has long played a vital role in the expression of eroticism and human sexuality.
Men, women and trans persons alike from every culture throughout time have found enjoyable sexual experience through the urethra. Just because it is outside the hidebound and reflexively conservative puritanical perception of "mainstream" culture does not mean it is rare or abnormal.
This continuous othering of everything that deviates from the sclerotic notions of Christofascist "normality" is why so many people live in terror. This is the attitude that signals genocidal intent.
Posted by: Your Kid's Human Sexuality Professor at June 30, 2023 01:31 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 30, 2023 01:31 PM (t/2Uw)
What kind of social reject was he an influencer of?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 30, 2023 01:32 PM (2EtZ0)
Posted by: John Fetterman, the Fetterman Center of Excellence at June 30, 2023 01:32 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 30, 2023 01:25 PM (N39Ws)
I thought that was Pi day.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - bonus holes are the best holes! at June 30, 2023 01:32 PM (Mzdiz)
Think about how porn works. The viewer has to keep seeking out more and more extreme content in order to maintain the same interest. It's the same here.
The "bonus hole" is a surgical rectum made for gay people who are no longer sexually aroused by normal feces-filled rectums and who have reached a level of depravity where they need a feces-filled knife wound in another human for them to become aroused and push their penis into it.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 30, 2023 01:32 PM (2EtZ0)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 30, 2023 01:32 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: All of Amy Schumer's boyfriends at June 30, 2023 01:32 PM (PHmov)
So they're denigrating the vagina -- the font of the continuation of the human species -- as a mere "bonus hole," just a secondary hole that goes along with the rectum.
Exactly right. They're defining the rectum as the primary hole. They're "centering" gay men and trannies. Y'all biological women are just people with a second hole to them.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 30, 2023 01:20 PM (eyxn4)
The fact that the term is also just plain insulting and objectifying to women is another bonus. Basically, Trans Qaeda is calling women cumdumpsters whose only legitimate function is to be used as a semen receptacle by men.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 30, 2023 01:32 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: wth at June 30, 2023 01:33 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mittens Romney at June 30, 2023 01:33 PM (FjlUt)
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2023 01:33 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (tRd71)
Then she said...?
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at June 30, 2023 01:33 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Lesson - don't treat yourself like today's single-use commodity and maybe no one else will, either.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - bonus holes are the best holes! at June 30, 2023 01:31 PM (Mzdiz)
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Yup. Bud Light dropped him like a bad habit and now he's butt-hurt (probably literally) about it.
Too bad, so sad. He was used and thrown out. I don't care. He isn't special and his racket fell apart. Oh no.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:33 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Gref at June 30, 2023 01:33 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2023 01:26 PM (krQz2)
"The Nineteenth Hole: A Tragic Story of Crushed Ambition and Ruin."
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - bonus holes are the best holes! at June 30, 2023 01:33 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 30, 2023 01:31 PM (t/2Uw)
He doesn't need to.
His schtick is to act like a hysterical middle school girl.
Posted by: Emmie -- July 15 ArkanOklaMoMe RSVP email link in nic at June 30, 2023 01:34 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 30, 2023 01:25 PM (N39Ws)
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I've had steak at BJ's. Is that what you're talking about?
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2023 01:34 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 30, 2023 01:32 PM (n+4am)
These days that's called being a strong, independent, liberated woman.
Posted by: It's an evil world we live in at June 30, 2023 01:34 PM (AJ2DX)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 30, 2023 01:34 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2023 01:34 PM (/knpl)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 30, 2023 01:34 PM (aCNZ6)
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 30, 2023 01:26 PM (2EtZ0)
And the FEET! My God, the feet!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - bonus holes are the best holes! at June 30, 2023 01:34 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: Admiral Levine at June 30, 2023 01:34 PM (b47z7)
someone here told me how to get around that but i can"t recall
Posted by: kallisto at June 30, 2023 01:34 PM (xb3Ae)
I thought that was Pi day.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - bonus holes are the best holes! at June 30, 2023 01:32 PM (Mzdiz)
That's dessert after the BJ.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: wth at June 30, 2023 01:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Emmie -- July 15 ArkanOklaMoMe RSVP email link in nic at June 30, 2023 01:34 PM (Emce2)
You misspelled retarded...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 30, 2023 01:34 PM (gMRRb)
Posted by: John Fetterman at June 30, 2023 01:34 PM (lf83v)
The Ballad of Dylan Mulvaney.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 30, 2023 01:23 PM (lf83v)
There's a Queer In My Beer
my mother told me not to put
Posted by: anachronda at June 30, 2023 01:34 PM (sGtp+)
The irony is that the transagenda is actually committing genocide, or erasing from existence, homosexual males and females. So many of these children that are getting medicalized and butchered, left to their own devices, would just end up gay."
Yep. The "genocide" is entirely self-inflicted.
These are the type of people who would kill their own parents and then beg the court for mercy on the grounds that they are orphans.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 30, 2023 01:35 PM (ou9hh)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 30, 2023 01:27 PM (t/2Uw)
That's news. Is it any better?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist - bonus holes are the best holes! at June 30, 2023 01:35 PM (Mzdiz)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 30, 2023 01:34 PM (aCNZ6)
Flour. A slight decline.
some assembly required.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:35 PM (Zz0t1)
The only thing flatter than the Titan submersible is Mulvaney's titties.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (aGT/k)
Anyone up for some pancakes?
Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at June 30, 2023 01:35 PM (n+4am)
Too bad, so sad. He was used and thrown out. I don't care. He isn't special and his racket fell apart. Oh no.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:33 PM (t0OGg)
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Wasn't the endorsement worth seven figures? They paid Mulvaney millions of dollars.
That's an expensive whore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 30, 2023 01:35 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 30, 2023 01:34 PM (Q4IgG)
They're called schnitzelgruben.
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 30, 2023 01:35 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 30, 2023 01:35 PM (k5PtY)
Posted by: Oh well. There are worse things. at June 30, 2023 01:36 PM (AJ2DX)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 30, 2023 01:27 PM (aCNZ6)
Yes indeed!
Posted by: Her Producer at June 30, 2023 01:36 PM (Mzdiz)
https://is.gd/Tdtte0
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 30, 2023 01:36 PM (Xrfse)
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Ha. That reminds me, I recently learned why "bakers dozen" is a thing. Apparently there were bakers guilds and legislation and such back around the 12th or so century (when a black woman invented bread), and there was a law passed in England IIRC requiring X amount of ingredients per Y bread, punishable by fines, prison, loss of license I suspect, etc.
To get beyond this the bakers would add another item to whatever dozen they had made, thereby making sure that they wouldn't short anyone.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 30, 2023 01:36 PM (2EtZ0)
Indeed, who are we to criticize their culture?
Posted by: fd at June 30, 2023 01:36 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 30, 2023 01:23 PM
I ain't got no boos
but listen up, noobs
I'm livin' my life as a girl
everythings all right
I'm reppin' Bud Lite
so I'll put on a dress and I'll twirl
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 30, 2023 01:36 PM (ENBF0)
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at June 30, 2023 01:36 PM (b47z7)
https://is.gd/Tdtte0
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg)
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Bougie taste in wine.
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 30, 2023 01:36 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Beavis at June 30, 2023 01:37 PM (xxG/v)
The Ballad of Dylan Mulvaney.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 30, 2023 01:23 PM (lf83v)
There's a Queer In My Beer
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
I heard that in Hank Williams Jr.'s voice.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2023 01:37 PM (ZVVGW)
Posted by: Emmie -- July 15 ArkanOklaMoMe RSVP email link in nic at June 30, 2023 01:34 PM (Emce2)
You misspelled retarded...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 30, 2023 01:34 PM (gMRRb)
Middle school girls are inherently retarded.
Posted by: Would've been redundant. at June 30, 2023 01:37 PM (AJ2DX)
^^ This baloney reads like they were just sucked into something not of their choosing. Big Corp chose to go woke with their decision to hire this sad tranny. Bud Light got "stuck in the middle" because that's what they chose to stick their noses in when they could've just stayed out of the whole woke advertising path they went down.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 30, 2023 01:37 PM (sVtYq)
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 30, 2023 01:36 PM (LvTSG)
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How do you know what kind of wine she's drinking?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:37 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: fly gal at June 30, 2023 01:30 PM (UjFD0)
So, it sounds like June was just more of a specifically targeted version of July, then.
Posted by: Simple Stevo at June 30, 2023 01:37 PM (jy83H)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 30, 2023 01:37 PM (ENBF0)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 30, 2023 01:37 PM (B1FKF)
Now, should I start with "You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman" or "Something He Can Feel"??
Posted by: don lemon at June 30, 2023 01:37 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 30, 2023 01:37 PM (sVtYq)
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Yup.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:37 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 30, 2023 01:38 PM (bs+z0)
..except..
I won't b/c I've made new habits (hi Aldi!) and I don't need Target
habits form and then sometimes for whatever reason you stop and form a new habit.
hear me A-B? no one misses your brand
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 30, 2023 01:38 PM (XtvDn)
--
I had joked a few days ago about "if a redneck built a sub from junk RV parts." I was making a joke at the time.
Well...
"OceanGate CEO once said Titan sub's hull was made with carbon fiber from Boeing that was past its airplane shelf life, would-be passenger says"
https://tinyurl.com/2ehu4uvc
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 30, 2023 01:38 PM (2EtZ0)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:37 PM (t0OGg)
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It's obvious she has a chardonnay with an ice cube that has melted.
Ugh. Blegh. Might as well be a dude for all I'm concerned.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 30, 2023 01:38 PM (LvTSG)
The Ballad of Dylan Mulvaney.
Stand By Your Tran
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 30, 2023 01:31 PM (5UFbS)
Take the Last Tran to Clarksville.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at June 30, 2023 01:39 PM (Rbu5d)
no, Bud Light murdered Bud Light. Dylan was just the means of suicide.
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy, head hung in shame at June 30, 2023 01:39 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: It's me donna
___________
Happy birthday, donna!
It's j.j. sefton's birthday month too!
Posted by: John Fetterman at June 30, 2023 01:39 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Archer at June 30, 2023 01:39 PM (gmo/4)
You all were perfectly fine with laws that gave you special privileges.
Did you really think that wouldn't be abused? Of course not-- you were warned. But you didn't care because you are vain, selfish, stupid and short-sighted.
Now your daughters are cutting off their breasts, your vagina is just a hole and you're forced to pretend these ugly freaks are women like you.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 30, 2023 01:39 PM (5EnGD)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 30, 2023 01:38 PM (bs+z0)
Why not go big, birthday year!
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 30, 2023 01:39 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: fly gal at June 30, 2023 01:30 PM (UjFD0)
So when you check into a hotel, make sure you request that the porn is disabled.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 30, 2023 01:39 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2023 01:39 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 30, 2023 01:38 PM (2EtZ0)
++++
"We're the best bargain-hunters in the submersible business" is perhaps not the best strategy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:39 PM (t0OGg)
https://is.gd/Tdtte0
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:36 PM (t0OGg)
Unspeakable good or unspeakable bad?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Florida at June 30, 2023 01:40 PM (pwExq)
Buttweiser is trying to play a game right now where they want to tell the trannies they are on their side and the normies that they aren't tranny beer.
If Buttweiser wanted to get back its marketshare they'd make an ad making fun of Mulvaney and the execs they just fired...with a bunch of factory bonus hole equipped bikini babes.
But...they won't.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2023 01:40 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2023 01:40 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy, head hung in shame at June 30, 2023 01:39 PM (KRtlO)
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This is my favorite analogy so far.
When a thug shoots a guy on the street, he ditches the gun in the river. Just like ABI ditched Mulvaney.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:41 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at June 30, 2023 01:39 PM (Rbu5d)
Harper Valley LGBTA
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 30, 2023 01:41 PM (5UFbS)
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But it was so cute when the girls were able to wrestle on the boys teams!!!
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 30, 2023 01:41 PM (2EtZ0)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2023 01:41 PM (ZVVGW)
Posted by: fly gal at June 30, 2023 01:30 PM (UjFD0)
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Being genocided is kind of a "disability"!
Posted by: Ts, Holding On at June 30, 2023 01:41 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 30, 2023 01:41 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 30, 2023 01:41 PM (B1FKF)
I just realized that it's been 20 years since Rachel Corrie became the greatest pancake salesperson of all time. And we're still riffing on her.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 30, 2023 01:41 PM (n+4am)
And the sky is gray...
Posted by: Mamma Cass at June 30, 2023 01:41 PM (kjoOG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 30, 2023 01:34 PM (Q4IgG)
They're called schnitzelgruben.
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 30, 2023 01:35 PM
So I guess 15 is the limit, then.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2023 01:41 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2023 01:41 PM (ZVVGW)
++++
"Bonus hole" replaced "front hole."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 30, 2023 01:41 PM (t0OGg)
Ick... we don't want to appeal to those Frat boys!
Posted by: Budlight on their final death throes... at June 30, 2023 01:42 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Ronnie Milsap at June 30, 2023 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)
________
Oh, it's on!!!!
Posted by: Brie Larson's Ass at June 30, 2023 01:42 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2023 01:41 PM (ZVVGW)
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"You're a right bloody bah-nus hole!" just doesn't have the same sound.
Posted by: Ts, Holding On at June 30, 2023 01:42 PM (krQz2)
No, not an apology-- more guilt-shaming to blame the customers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 30, 2023 01:42 PM (5EnGD)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 30, 2023 01:42 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (tRd71)
Then she said...?"
Not sure, there was a lot of high pitched squawking that only dogs could hear.
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 30, 2023 01:42 PM (tRd71)
Posted by: Archer at June 30, 2023 01:43 PM (gmo/4)
Bonus: think anyone will say next month when the same sales drop, year over year comes out, they will claim it is all because AB is not supporting Trannies enough?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2023 01:43 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 30, 2023 01:43 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama, Esq. at June 30, 2023 01:43 PM (a3Q+t)
Back acreage mowed. The temperature was tolerable: more clouds, a stiff breeze and I had a wet chamois cloth wrapped around my neck.
The cattle egrets were very happy. A dozen or so were chasing me around, landing in my wake and gobbling up the bugs disturbed by my mowing. I'm just a big, noisy piece of livestock to them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2023 01:43 PM (MoZTd)
//Your EPA
Posted by: sven at June 30, 2023 01:43 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: sven at June 30, 2023 01:43 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 30, 2023 01:43 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 30, 2023 01:44 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: wth at June 30, 2023 01:44 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 30, 2023 01:44 PM (5UFbS)
The bastardization of language and what words mean continues at full throttle.
Gender affirmation care/surgery is really gender denying. Affirmation of your gender happens on the day of your birth "It's a boy! - It's a girl!".
Calling genital parts holes is just gross. What may work on Fire Island is your business Mary.
Michigan just passed a law making it a felony to use the wrong pro-nouns on a person with up to 5 years in prison and/or a $10K fine. How about I just call you asshole.
Posted by: Cheri at June 30, 2023 01:45 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 30, 2023 01:45 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 30, 2023 01:45 PM (XtvDn)
Posted by: Eugene J. Jerome at June 30, 2023 01:45 PM (xPJvm)
________
Oh, it's on!!!!
Posted by: Brie Larson's Ass at June 30, 2023 01:42 PM
I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at June 30, 2023 01:45 PM (Wnv9h)
No, not an apology-- more guilt-shaming to blame the customers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
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Sympathy-seeking. 'Oh, look...I've shot myself in the foot!, Help, Help!'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 30, 2023 01:46 PM (aTHUn)
Posted by: DJ at June 30, 2023 01:46 PM (uosPt)
Prima facie evidence of Crocs wearing and lack of weed-wacker ownership.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2023 01:46 PM (a3Q+t)
Ahem, the Michigan State Legislature has declared July "Handicapped Pride Month", figure that out.
Also, knowingly using the wrong pronoun can now cost you up to 5 years here.
Vicious madness.
Posted by: Auspex at June 30, 2023 01:46 PM (j4U/Z)
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We had talked about it a few weeks ago, and it was rightly predicted that Gays and cross-dressers are over-represented in alcoholism.
It might've been that Budweiser wanted to try the Nike strategy where a small percentage of the population gives you 89% or whatever of your sales.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 30, 2023 01:46 PM (2EtZ0)
Except that noone likes a traitor. Noone.
Posted by: lurk at June 30, 2023 01:46 PM (tdyjx)
________
Oh, it's on!!!!
Posted by: Brie Larson's Ass at June 30, 2023 01:42 PM
I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie"
Not funny.
Posted by: Bud Light Sales at June 30, 2023 01:46 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: DJ at June 30, 2023 01:46 PM (uosPt)
What's a woman?
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 30, 2023 01:46 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 30, 2023 01:47 PM (/WhKw)
Posted by: Gay/Tranny Marines at June 30, 2023 01:47 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Big Jake Parks at June 30, 2023 01:47 PM (tF/Gf)
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Forget gay or whatever, they are destroying reproductive systems in droves. That's how you genocide.
Posted by: ... at June 30, 2023 01:47 PM (dZqLT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2023 01:43 PM
Did you make "ork" sounds? Because then, you'd be a cow-orker.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 30, 2023 01:48 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Oglebay at June 30, 2023 01:48 PM (7fVdQ)
I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at June 30, 2023 01:45 PM (Wnv9h)
Speaking of.....I did a random search on a phrase from the comments section earlier and learned something new. There's a thing called "pancake tits."
How unfortunate for them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bobbie Gentry at June 30, 2023 01:48 PM (sVtYq)
Sadly, Shelly will serpentine no more.
https://is.gd/VL15pN
Posted by: No Name Today at June 30, 2023 01:48 PM (vlXMQ)
Get it?...get it?...get it?...
Posted by: Disabled elderly pregnant child at June 30, 2023 01:48 PM (nakGR)
The hole that makes babies is just "the bonus hole".
You can have sex and stay out of the bonus hole. Leave that for people who are ready for babies.
QED.
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2023 01:49 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: DJ at June 30, 2023 01:46 PM (uosPt)
As many as there are grains of sand on the beach, so are their euphemisms for 'dick', penis, schnitzengrubben, The Admiral, Big Jim and the Twins, Schmekel(help JJ?), swizzlestick, etc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2023 01:49 PM (zZu0s)
Busy day Indeed.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 30, 2023 01:49 PM (t/2Uw)
How unfortunate for them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:48 PM
Oh...there's a lovely visual.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2023 01:49 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
There are many bonus holes like it, but this one is mine. My bonus hole is my best friend. I must master it as I master my life. My bonus hole, without me is useless. Without my bonus hole, I am useless.
--Drama Queen Recruit
Fairy Island
(Honest apologies to actual Devil Dogs)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2023 01:49 PM (ZVVGW)
Posted by: Random Moron at June 30, 2023 01:49 PM (RilAR)
I saw that.. My favorite part other than 40 more charges is that Smith wants to charge in a different venue if the FL Judge is too lenient to Trump.... No politics there
Posted by: It's me donna at June 30, 2023 01:49 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 30, 2023 01:49 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: ... at June 30, 2023 01:47 PM (dZqLT)
Zat is such a sad shtory...
Posted by: Klaus Schwab at June 30, 2023 01:49 PM (gMRRb)
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How about we stop ALL the abuse and end the gay crap, too?
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 30, 2023 01:49 PM (2EtZ0)
__________
I told this to Charlie Murphy. He didn't believe me.
Posted by: Prince at June 30, 2023 01:49 PM (lf83v)
How unfortunate for them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:48 PM
Oh...there's a lovely visual.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
Beaver tail tiddies.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2023 01:49 PM (ZVVGW)
Posted by: No Name Today at June 30, 2023 01:50 PM (vlXMQ)
Alan Arkin, Revered Hollywood Character Actor and Oscar Winner for ‘Little Miss Sunshine,’ Dead at 89
another grim milestone for the biden administration
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 30, 2023 01:50 PM (ENBF0)
Posted by: JROD at June 30, 2023 01:50 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 30, 2023 01:50 PM (x7plP)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 30, 2023 01:18 PM (J7wri)
Dylan is a poofter, so hoein' and blowin' is a day ending in 'y'. Its what that type does.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at June 30, 2023 01:50 PM (l7Kbv)
Sadly, Shelly will serpentine no more.
https://is.gd/VL15pN
Posted by: No Name Today at June 30, 2023 01:48 PM (vlXMQ)
The Chief from SIMAAM.
*doffs cap*
RIP.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2023 01:50 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Eeyore at June 30, 2023 01:26 PM (brAQZ)
Cool.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at June 30, 2023 01:51 PM (BdMk6)
Oh...there's a lovely visual.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2023 01:49 PM (Wnv9h)
it was sad......like an ASPCA commercial......only different.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Free Willy in Florida at June 30, 2023 01:51 PM (XZ6dz)
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2023 01:51 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:48 PM
This is news?
Posted by: Jen Psaki, Former Interlocutus of the Republic & Still a Fake Redhead at June 30, 2023 01:51 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: ... at June 30, 2023 01:51 PM (dZqLT)
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2023 01:51 PM (cxHZm)
Posted by: ... at June 30, 2023 01:47 PM (dZqLT)
Zat is such a sad shtory...
Posted by: Klaus Schwab at June 30, 2023 01:49 PM (gMRRb)
We're crying big tears here.
Posted by: Bill Gates at June 30, 2023 01:51 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at June 30, 2023 01:52 PM (Ewfd/)
Know what else is a new one for me that I've learned today? Virginity is a "social construct", according to Planned Parenthood.
https://tinyurl.com/ycxx9xp3
Silly me just thought this indicated that you haven't engaged in the sech/seggs.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 30, 2023 01:52 PM (Rl7KJ)
(Not me of course. I blame you, ace, because I refuse to accept responsibility for my own actions)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2023 01:52 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Bud Light Sales at June 30, 2023 01:52 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: mrp at June 30, 2023 01:52 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 30, 2023 01:52 PM (4ZE6o)
And in minecraft.
and any other caveat needed for that statement.
Posted by: Blanco at June 30, 2023 01:53 PM (F0+HC)
_________
Eric Zemmour approche.
Posted by: Prince at June 30, 2023 01:53 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 30, 2023 01:53 PM (LH6GS)
Posted by: JROD at June 30, 2023 01:50 PM (IlL6s)
Boys have a pleasure pickle
Girls have a stink wrinkle
Posted by: Kindergarten Kid at June 30, 2023 01:53 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JEF at June 30, 2023 01:53 PM (9RRW+)
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2023 01:53 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 30, 2023 01:53 PM (1fuPU)
Posted by: fd at June 30, 2023 01:54 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Legionnaire Testicles at June 30, 2023 01:54 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 30, 2023 01:54 PM (bs+z0)
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Well, under Biden and his WEF and CCP masters, we all seem to be pretty well f**ked.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 30, 2023 01:54 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 30, 2023 01:54 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: fd at June 30, 2023 01:55 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: JEF
Because those two crotch fruits didn't come outta him.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2023 01:55 PM (ZVVGW)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 30, 2023 01:55 PM (9RRW+)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 30, 2023 01:53 PM (1fuPU)
That's a dad joke or you're just bragging.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 30, 2023 01:55 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 30, 2023 01:55 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: your new neighbor at June 30, 2023 01:55 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Tranheuser-Busch at June 30, 2023 01:55 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 30, 2023 01:55 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Inga at June 30, 2023 01:55 PM (tF/Gf)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 30, 2023 01:53 PM
Duet?
Posted by: Le Petomane at June 30, 2023 01:56 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 30, 2023 01:56 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 30, 2023 01:56 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 30, 2023 01:57 PM (PvVvQ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 30, 2023 01:53 PM (LH6GS)
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I expect that Katanji Brown's case will get slapped down by the SCOTUS, but in her majority opinion at the appellate level, she wrote that the purpose of a bill in Colorado was explicity to remove thoughts from the public sphere.
The upshot, from Brown's decision is that the government can remove thoughts from the "freedom of speech" if they make specific laws to suppress those unpresentable thoughts.
The thought in the case was "Marriage is meant to be between a man and a woman".
Posted by: Axeman at June 30, 2023 01:57 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2023 01:57 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 30, 2023 01:57 PM (xTRSc)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 30, 2023 01:55 PM (bs+z0)
........
It's the pits.
Posted by: wth at June 30, 2023 01:57 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: at June 30, 2023 01:57 PM (lf83v)
More Disney magic!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 30, 2023 01:56 PM (lf83v)
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But Disney's gross profits prove that everything is great. Paul told me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 30, 2023 01:57 PM (LvTSG)
Tried to watch some of last night's cafe links today, but Twitter is twitchy.
While Twitter is blocking us non-subscribers from viewing twits, there's a clunky workaround of sorts; embeds still work. So, if you can make a webpage…
Take the bit of code below, and replace URLHERE with a copypastad twitter link. YMMV
June 28, 2023
Posted by: mindful webworker does not tweet at June 30, 2023 01:57 PM (4OfdQ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 30, 2023 01:53 PM (1fuPU)
That's a dad joke or you're just bragging.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV
Big ol pot of pork-n-beans and Boy Scout jamboree.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2023 01:58 PM (ZVVGW)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: wth at June 30, 2023 01:58 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: scampydog at June 30, 2023 01:58 PM (2bFN5)
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Speaking of, has anyone heard how Kirk Herbstreit's Ohio State football-playing and very athletic college aged son is doing on his "long road ahead of him" after being admitted for an undisclosed something that required the best cardiologists?
Posted by: Elian Gonzalez at June 30, 2023 01:59 PM (kb4+v)
She and I both wish you the best, and pray for your health.
Posted by: sven at June 30, 2023 01:59 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 30, 2023 01:59 PM (9RRW+)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 30, 2023 01:53 PM (LH6GS)
They aren't running jack shit. They're tools. Uhhh ... political tools that are useful for tearing down the social structure of the United States; the bedrock of which is the nuclear family of one man one one woman and their children. Tearing the family apart makes it possible for the state to take over the formation of future generations for the state's objectives. The wet dream of the Nazis and the Communists. "The future belongs to us." One might recall what it took to finish that business.
Posted by: mrp at June 30, 2023 01:59 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Elian Gonzalez at June 30, 2023 01:59 PM (kb4+v)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 30, 2023 01:50 PM (x7plP)
I wonder if France is susceptible to a color revolution?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2023 01:59 PM (xhaym)
Anyway, women. Who needs them. Everyone has a rear end. You don’t see the face when it’s shoved in a pillow so just ignore the other parts and the hair and the lack of self lubrication and the different smell and the mess left behind. it’s just exactly the same, y’all.
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2023 01:59 PM (ZdaMQ)
interesting how this latest episode of social contagion has attacked the white suburbanites particularly, just like the jabb did. Because it's basically little white girls who area going in to get medicalized, and jabb uptake was the highest in white suburban zip codes.
Posted by: kallisto at June 30, 2023 01:59 PM (xb3Ae)
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 30, 2023 01:57 PM (PvVvQ)
I've never found that insulting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 30, 2023 01:59 PM (kb4+v)
Hunter Biden is CC'd on that email.
Very interesting.
https://tinyurl.com/mruexm4j
Posted by: bonhomme at June 30, 2023 02:00 PM (eyxn4)
This. Thanks ace. F*ck those shitturd mentally ill pervs. .
Posted by: Ice Pick Willie at June 30, 2023 02:00 PM (84Rje)
If you can make a webpage…
Take the bit of code below, and replace URLHERE with a copypastad twitter link. YMMV
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><a href="URLHERE?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw"></a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
[please work this time]
Posted by: mindful webworker does not tweet at June 30, 2023 02:00 PM (4OfdQ)
Posted by: sven at June 30, 2023 02:00 PM (X0I7i)
Posted by: Kindltot
IMDb has 250 credits listed. 110 under acting.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2023 02:00 PM (ZVVGW)
He's ex-CIA, which was the point at which I threw my hands up and decided we're living in a simulation. Hugo Weaving will probably appear any minute.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 30, 2023 02:00 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 30, 2023 01:54 PM (bs+z0)
Oh... yeah...
Posted by: Earfucker at June 30, 2023 02:00 PM (zZu0s)
More Disney magic!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 30, 2023 01:56 PM (lf83v)
No problem.. They can just get one of those millions of jobs they keep telling us Joe created
Posted by: It's me donna at June 30, 2023 02:00 PM (bs+z0)
Why chance it with abortion when you can just fuck up God's laboratory at source?
You won't understand the true extent and nature of the evil we are facing until you grasp at least this.
Posted by: ... at June 30, 2023 02:00 PM (dZqLT)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 30, 2023 02:00 PM (4Fv95)
Posted by: Skip at June 30, 2023 02:00 PM (qnbfy)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 30, 2023 01:59 PM (9RRW+)
Help me find my keys and we can DRIVE outta here!
Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 30, 2023 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 30, 2023 01:57 PM (PvVvQ)
I dunno. "Watertight, made of teak and bigger than you would expect" is not a bad thing
Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2023 02:01 PM (xhaym)
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Oh that reminds me. I gotta take a shit.
Posted by: ... at June 30, 2023 02:01 PM (dZqLT)
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 30, 2023 01:57 PM (PvVvQ)
I've never found that insulting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Me neither. I mean is there a flattering name for a man junk?
Posted by: Ice Pick Willie at June 30, 2023 02:01 PM (84Rje)
thank you , i will try it.
however you forgot to post the code
Posted by: kallisto at June 30, 2023 02:02 PM (xb3Ae)
If this blog's past history is any indication, this will not go away anytime soon. Lucky us.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 30, 2023 02:02 PM (Xrfse)
"That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.
"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.”
― Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Posted by: Yossarian's dead and so is the navigator at June 30, 2023 02:02 PM (tF/Gf)
[please work this time]
Posted by: mindful webworker does not tweet at June 30, 2023 02:00 PM (4OfdQ)
WHAT did you do, Ray?
Posted by: Peter Venkman at June 30, 2023 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)
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So strange he would make this up!! Someone should alert his shrink, this guy is seriously ill.
Posted by: Jussie Smollet at June 30, 2023 02:02 PM (reLiW)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Especially when you hit mud.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2023 02:02 PM (ZVVGW)
It's part of PP pushing the idea that men shouldn't care if a woman has a higher body count than John Wick.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 30, 2023 02:02 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 30, 2023 02:02 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 30, 2023 01:57 PM (PvVvQ)
I've never found that insulting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Most/all of the euphemisms for the penis- we came up with to call each other. That's how dudes express comradeship. It does not have the same sting (or any.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2023 02:02 PM (zZu0s)
https://youtu.be/G_k8cDLe-Kk
Posted by: Sharkman at June 30, 2023 02:02 PM (Z1ElX)
1. Flynn from the Office of the Vice President is giving this person the VPs schedule.
2. Hunter's laptop exposed this particular alias and several others
https://tinyurl.com/yzsturpa
Posted by: bonhomme at June 30, 2023 02:02 PM (eyxn4)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 30, 2023 02:00 PM (4Fv95)
Almost as good as Asteroid Day being the last day of Dino Month.
Posted by: ... at June 30, 2023 02:02 PM (dZqLT)
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2023 02:03 PM (ZdaMQ)
What does this effeminate twerp want Tranheuser to do? Cuddle with him and put a dildo up his hole?
Fuck off, you grifting freak.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 30, 2023 02:03 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 30, 2023 02:03 PM (FYVje)
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Oh PLEASE let one of them be Max Kellerman. That fucker NEEDS to be unemployed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 30, 2023 01:57 PM (PvVvQ)
What does Junk in the Trunk mean?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 30, 2023 02:03 PM (9RRW+)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2023 02:04 PM (ZVVGW)
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Especially when you hit mud.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2023 02:02 PM (ZVVGW)
Or China.
Posted by: Ice Pick Willie at June 30, 2023 02:04 PM (84Rje)
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Some of our betters really do love their "peters". See pierre delecto for more.
Posted by: ... at June 30, 2023 02:04 PM (dZqLT)
Posted by: Orson at June 30, 2023 02:04 PM (+mki2)
I'm surprised he didn't go with "Richard Peters", given how much the Bidens center their lives around their dicks.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 30, 2023 02:04 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Ian S. at June 30, 2023 02:02 PM (ZGrMX)
Wow.
That would be Wilt Chamberlain numbers.
She'd be like the Chunnel.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2023 02:04 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 30, 2023 02:04 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: ... at June 30, 2023 02:00 PM (dZqLT)
I listened to the scariest presentation by James Lilndsay about the religious or mystical roots of this current transagenda, specifically drag queine story hour.
These activities are manifestations of the ancient Egyptian mystery cult of Hermes. One of its practices of initiation into the cult was to rob children of their innocence.
Posted by: kallisto at June 30, 2023 02:04 PM (xb3Ae)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 30, 2023 01:53 PM (1fuPU)
That's a dad joke or you're just bragging.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 30, 2023 01:55 PM
I think lima beans may be involved here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2023 02:04 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: sven at June 30, 2023 02:00 PM (X0I7i)
From Roat in Wait Until Dark to Clouseau to The Chief in Get Smart, Arkin played the same character., Alan Arkin.
Loved that man on screen.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2023 02:05 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Bud Light at June 30, 2023 02:05 PM (u73oe)
More Disney magic!
thanks, I have a disney post coming up, I will add this.
Oh, and -- "stars"? Seriously?
Posted by: Lamont the Big Dummy, head hung in shame at June 30, 2023 02:05 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: ... at June 30, 2023 02:05 PM (dZqLT)
He's doing the whole trans thing as a LARP grift, so as Lamont said it's a warning to his many other "partners" not to drop him or he'll cry more.
I'll believe a word he says when he actually chops his nuts off.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 30, 2023 02:05 PM (ZGrMX)
If Dylan was just ignored, he'd probably .......
Treat him as you would a tantruming child. Turn your back and walk away.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 30, 2023 02:05 PM (qMklK)
No Big Tit Donna, no Nice Bod Brooke.
A minute or two of Steffy.
Just a lot of whining and boo-hooing.
Like the near bankrupt Women's Studies graduates slinging coffee today.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 30, 2023 02:06 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: JROD at June 30, 2023 02:06 PM (IlL6s)
oh can't wait! this one is FUN
and so, so overdue. ESPN is just utter rot
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 30, 2023 02:06 PM (XtvDn)
I think lima beans may be involved here.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2023 02:04 PM (Wnv9h)
Brussel sprouts.
Posted by: Ice Pick Willie at June 30, 2023 02:06 PM (84Rje)
Posted by: ... at June 30, 2023 02:06 PM (dZqLT)
those trannies are worse drama queens than the gays.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 30, 2023 02:06 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 30, 2023 02:02 PM (Keyt1)
His audience are pre-teen girls. Which is an odd choice for a beer mascot.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2023 02:07 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2023 02:04 PM (ZVVGW)
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One reason I have managed to avoid jury duty for so many years. There are NO judges working next week, so I always defer my service to the week of July 4.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 30, 2023 02:07 PM (RIvkX)
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Yes. Kellerman is gone.
Van Gundy, Kellerman, Johnson, Kolber and Rose were also joined by “NFL Countdown” analyst Matt Hasselbeck, NFL draft expert Todd McShay, college basketball analyst LaPhonso Ellis, “SportsCenter” anchor Ashley Brewer, radio host Jason Fitz and baseball writer Joon Lee.
Kellerman makes in the neighborhood of $5 million a year, while Johnson, is in the second year of a five-year, around $18 million deal.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 30, 2023 02:07 PM (lf83v)
She and I both wish you the best, and pray for your health.
Posted by: sven
Ohhhhh! I need to go check my mail. I got my middle a cool birthday present from Jewells.
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2023 02:07 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Kindltot
IMDb has 250 credits listed. 110 under acting.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2023 02:00 PM (ZVVGW)
I enjoyed all his screen performances. He was either the most egotistical or dumbest actor ever, to play Yossarian in "Catch-22." A movie cannot be successfully made of the book, not to readers of the book.
Alan, RIP.
Posted by: Gref at June 30, 2023 02:07 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 30, 2023 01:56 PM (lf83v)
They read scores. How f*cking star-like does one need to be?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2023 02:07 PM (PHmov)
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 30, 2023 01:57 PM (PvVvQ)
What does Junk in the Trunk mean?
oh, my!
Posted by: george takei at June 30, 2023 02:08 PM (sGtp+)
those trannies are worse drama queens than the gays.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 30, 2023 02:06 PM (Cus5s)
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I have a feeling that the Salem Witch Trials were mostly about getting rid of drama queen "witches" and preventing grooming.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 30, 2023 02:08 PM (cMXNt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 30, 2023 02:05 PM
Can we opt for giving him something to cry about?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2023 02:08 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 30, 2023 02:08 PM (XtvDn)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 30, 2023 02:06 PM (Cus5s)
Yes. Trannies and gays are just caricatures of what they are trying to represent. They should be mocked.
Posted by: Ice Pick Willie at June 30, 2023 02:08 PM (84Rje)
https://tinyurl.com/bdd75k59
Posted by: DJ at June 30, 2023 02:08 PM (uosPt)
Posted by: Keith Olbermann at June 30, 2023 02:09 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 30, 2023 02:09 PM (9RRW+)
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Marking the first time Dylan Mulvaney has turned on anything in years
Posted by: ... at June 30, 2023 02:09 PM (dZqLT)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at June 30, 2023 02:09 PM (R6b5X)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 30, 2023 02:09 PM (XtvDn)
oh, my!
Posted by: george takei at June 30, 2023 02:08 PM
My humps!
Posted by: Fergie at June 30, 2023 02:09 PM (Wnv9h)
These activities are manifestations of the ancient Egyptian mystery cult of Hermes. One of its practices of initiation into the cult was to rob children of their innocence.
Posted by: kallisto at June 30, 2023 02:04 PM (xb3Ae)
That is essentially Stephen Kings pedophilic theme in the book IT, pubescent girl pulls a train of her little friends because what draws the evil is their "innocence" - hence once they nut, no longer a target. Funny how Hollywood has erased that whole plot from the record.
Posted by: Big Jake Parks at June 30, 2023 02:09 PM (tF/Gf)
Schumer's acting ability covers a lot of ground.
Posted by: mrp at June 30, 2023 02:10 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2023 02:08 PM (Wnv9h)
Wow. my moms favorite phrase. and she carried it out too.
Posted by: Ice Pick Willie at June 30, 2023 02:10 PM (84Rje)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2023 02:10 PM (PHmov)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 30, 2023 02:10 PM (oINRc)
Alan, RIP.
Posted by: Gref at June 30, 2023 02:07 PM (AMIL/)
Arkin said in an interview once that the directors would hire him if they didn't know what to do with the character or the movie.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 30, 2023 02:11 PM (xhaym)
Schumer's acting ability covers a lot of ground.
Posted by: mrp at June 30, 2023 02:10 PM (rj6Yv)
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She was hired to write, direct, and star in it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 30, 2023 02:11 PM (LvTSG)
Bud stack had 5 cases missing, Light was stacked completely, not a case gone.
They still have a problem when they can't give it away.
Glorious!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 30, 2023 02:12 PM (MSxPN)
Posted by: mrp at June 30, 2023 02:10 PM (rj6Yv)
As does her shadow.
Posted by: She's...substantial at June 30, 2023 02:12 PM (AJ2DX)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 30, 2023 02:08 PM (XtvDn)
here is the link. it's a long vid because you know how intellectuals are
https://tinyurl.com/mtnd44vu
Posted by: kallisto at June 30, 2023 02:12 PM (xb3Ae)
Posted by: Bud Light at June 30, 2023 02:12 PM (u73oe)
As what? The first ugly woman Barbie encounters in her fish out of water experience?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 30, 2023 02:13 PM (eyxn4)
Something like 20 years ago now there was a reality show for people to try out to be ESPN anchors. The show's go-to move to make people fail was to just turn off the prompter and make them ad-lib. Most wouldn't even try. So it *is* harder than it looks, but Trump would've been great at it.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 30, 2023 02:13 PM (ZGrMX)
https://___flip.com/i/7r4qhk
Posted by: The_Hoser at June 30, 2023 02:13 PM (N66D6)
Senator John Fetterman
@SenFettermanPA
On the last day of Pride Month, an extremist and unelected SCOTUS uses a made-up case to hand out a “constitutional" right to discriminate against LGBTQ people.
What an embarrassment for our country.
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Embarrassment for our country? Yes, you are, Fettermonster, yes you are.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 30, 2023 02:13 PM (FVME7)
As what? The first ugly woman Barbie encounters in her fish out of water experience?
Posted by: bonhomme
Trailer Park Barbie.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2023 02:13 PM (ZVVGW)
Posted by: DJ at June 30, 2023 02:14 PM (uosPt)
the part I referred to is in the first hour though
Posted by: kallisto at June 30, 2023 02:14 PM (xb3Ae)
Posted by: Monty Python at June 30, 2023 02:14 PM (kjoOG)
"A pair of scuba diving college boys vs the underworld for a priceless scroll."
Little Richard just sang a tune on a boat with go-go girls. WTF?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 30, 2023 02:15 PM (ufFY8)
I hate you.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2023 02:10 PM (PHmov)
There, there.
https://tinyurl.com/bdcb3h2t
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 30, 2023 02:15 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 30, 2023 02:15 PM (bs+z0)
cover my cosmetic surgery costs to keep that lie going, too?
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I'm just waiting for the lawsuit that says, "I identify as 65, so give me my Social Security now."
And why not?
If you can change your sex, your age is just as mutatable.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 30, 2023 02:15 PM (5EnGD)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June
This was 2016. She said she dropped because it wasn’t feminist enough. My guess is she didn’t want to get in the shape it would have required her to get in for the role and a thicker Barbie was not in the cards, oh noes! Not body positive enough!
The casting in this movie is really bad - it could have been such a cute idea. It could have been just a fun movie, strictly entertainment. Oh well, the promo stuff for it will be fun even if I never see the move itself.
Posted by: Piper at June 30, 2023 02:15 PM (ZdaMQ)
Bud stack had 5 cases missing, Light was stacked completely, not a case gone.
They still have a problem when they can't give it away.
Glorious!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
I don't do "rebates" in principle.
If you can give me a mail in rebate, you can give it to me at point of sale. If you won't, I'm not buying.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2023 02:16 PM (ZVVGW)
https://youtu.be/G_k8cDLe-Kk
Posted by: Sharkman at June 30, 2023 02:02 PM (Z1ElX)
Cruel to the 4th power.
But accurate.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Speaking of embarrassments
Posted by: It's me donna at June 30, 2023 02:15 PM (bs+z0)
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Dr. Oz lost in PA because he could not compete against the fierce intelligence or extreme charm of John Fetterman. Quality candidates is the only answer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 30, 2023 02:16 PM (LvTSG)
KBJ 25 - “With let them eat cake obliviousness today, the majority pulls the ripcord and announces color blindness for all by legal fiat."
If you are falling at high speed to the ground and death imminent, isn't pulling the ripcord the sensible thing to do?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 30, 2023 02:17 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at June 30, 2023 02:17 PM (8QNP6)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 30, 2023 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mike at June 30, 2023 02:17 PM (Z3jXx)
Hunter Biden is CC'd on that email.
Very interesting.
https://tinyurl.com/mruexm4j
Posted by: bonhomme at June 30, 2023 02:00 PM (eyxn4
We are starting to cross Q’s and dot j’s because we’ve run out of t’s and i’s.
Posted by: polynikes at June 30, 2023 02:17 PM (MNhXM)
And why not?
If you can change your sex, your age is just as mutatable.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
It really is. Think: you are alive for 9 months in utero, and when you are born, the clock starts over at zero. WTF?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2023 02:18 PM (ZVVGW)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 30, 2023 02:07 PM (lf83v
I remember seeing a very young Max Kellerman on NYC public access TV - he was practically a kid. He's come a long way.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 30, 2023 02:18 PM (/iWhV)
so let me get this straight glee gang....
you are saying without having the courage to say it that the rectal orifice is the basic natural hole sexually?
Fuck you people.
Posted by: sven at June 30, 2023 02:18 PM (X0I7i)
You know what's an embarrassment for our country? That even one of more hulking mutants has a brain weighing less than three pounds.
How can I accomplish the important business of State with my hungry tentacle banging around in one empty skull after another? Get me Stelter. His head's the size of a watermelon. Wait... make that "Senator" Stelter.
Posted by: Fetterman's Neck Kuato at June 30, 2023 02:20 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2023 02:10 PM (PHmov)
You're welcome!
Posted by: DJ at June 30, 2023 02:14 PM
Don't forget the Ranger panties.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2023 02:20 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 30, 2023 02:20 PM (MDua2)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2023 02:21 PM (Wnv9h)
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It isn't? No, I'm sure it is. You are spreading disinformation, probably from Russia.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at June 30, 2023 02:21 PM (fs1hN)
"A pair of scuba diving college boys vs the underworld for a priceless scroll."
Little Richard just sang a tune on a boat with go-go girls. WTF?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 30, 2023 02:15 PM (ufFY
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At least we know there was no Harvey Weinsteining going on on the boat.
Posted by: The_Hoser at June 30, 2023 02:23 PM (N66D6)
Posted by: sven at June 30, 2023 02:26 PM (X0I7i)
Bonus Hole Possessors and Gentlemen!
Boys and Little Bonus Hole Possessors of all ages!
Welcome to the 21st Century!
Or as we like to call it...
One Hundred Years of Stupid!
Posted by: naturalfake at June 30, 2023 02:26 PM (fb7jX)
Please to remain absolutely good behaved so that this man, marksman of prize winning caliber, will not necessity of shooting you to small pieces!
Posted by: Archer at June 30, 2023 02:30 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: The_Hoser at June 30, 2023 02:23 PM (N66D6)
Speaking of Harvey Weinsteining...
The other night I saw a screwball comedy from the 30s titled, "Sing and Like It", starring ZaSu Pitts.
The story concerned a very poor singer who sang a corny song about "Mother", however a gangster heard the song and decided she should star on Broadway.
There were several good jokes and running gags, but the most interesting one was that -
ZaSu Pitts character really wanted her moment on stage and knew that getting her chance meant that she would have be let the gangster or producer or director or whoever have their way with her (sexually in case you were wondering).
There was even a long bit of business where she laid it all out for her husband that yeah she was going to get banged but would come back to him after it was all over.
And there were several scenes where she was offering herself but the gangster had no interest in her, he just thought her song should be heard by the world.
So, even in the 30s everyone knew about the casting couch.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 30, 2023 02:39 PM (fb7jX)
Posted by: PG at June 30, 2023 02:59 PM (84jHt)
And so for us what we need to understand is -- deeply understand and appreciate -- is the consumer and what they want, what they care about and what they expect from big brands
RM:
Well, let's tank another quarter of our sales. At this rate, we should be in negative sales area by Christmas, oops, sorry “Festivus.”
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