Fox News Announces Rejiggered Primetime Lineup, and Names Jesse Watters to Take Over Tucker Carlson's Slot

But he's a very conventional rah-rah Republican. Nothing wrong with that, but he's not going to be making news by exposing the corruption of the Republican DC Establishment. Although I liked Jesse Watters, I didn't make an effort to see him and didn't consider him a must-watch.

And he's not going to buck the liberal women who run Fox News. When they tell him not to mention Ray Epps, he'll comply.

Fox News announced on Monday that host Jesse Watters would take over the 8 p.m. timeslot that was vacated after host Tucker Carlson was ousted from the company in late April.
The new primetime schedule will feature Laura Ingraham at 7 p.m., Sean Hannity at 9 p.m., Greg Gutfeld at 10 p.m. and Trace Gallagher hosting the news hour at 11 p.m.

Brian Steinberg
@bristei
Just in: Fox News overhauls primetime
Laura Ingraham at 7p
Jesse Watters takes over Tucker timeslot at 8
Hannity at 9
Greg Gutfeld moves to 10
Trace Gallagher does news hour at 11p

Meanwhile, Fox News fired the staffers remaining from Tucker's show.

Fox News has fired the remaining staffers from Tucker Carlson's show as the network announces a new primetime lineup, Daily Caller confirmed Monday.
The network let go of at least nine remaining staffers, including long-standing producers, in a move described as "shockingly callous" by one former Fox News producer who spoke to the Daily Caller.
"Some of the producers fired have been at Fox for well over a decade," the producer told the Daily Caller.
Another former Fox producer told the Daily Caller that staffers on Carlson's team were repeatedly told following his departure that their jobs were safe, including as recently as last week when two of Carlson's producers left the network.

The staffers were told they could re-apply for other jobs within the company -- but that's no guarantee they'll be re-hired.

I bet you any amount of dollars they won't be. This is a purge.

Staffers told the former producer the terminations were clearly an "anti-Tucker move to purge any of his remaining stamp he had on the network as Fox begins this new lineup change."

Posted by: Ace at 01:06 PM

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1 sponge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

2 Who cares

Posted by: Tuckers wig at June 27, 2023 01:06 PM (8huF7)

3 Alternate news delivery channels are the future.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 01:06 PM (LvTSG)

4 Fox is circling the drain.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 27, 2023 01:07 PM (L5Mwe)

5 Meh.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 27, 2023 01:07 PM (bHsTe)

6 Lindsey Graham goes on Jesse's show.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2023 01:07 PM (63Dwl)

7 Fox News has fired the remaining staffers from Tucker Carlson's show as the network announces a new primetime lineup, Daily Caller confirmed Monday.

The network let go of at least nine remaining staffers, including long-standing producers, in a move described as "shockingly callous" by one former Fox News producer who spoke to the Daily Caller.
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Well, Ace, it is a purge, but to be fair, Tucker's audience has purged Fox. Something tells me those nine staffers will recover much more quickly than Fox does.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at June 27, 2023 01:07 PM (a/dOO)

8 TuCa has most likely already hired them all.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 27, 2023 01:07 PM (qZdIZ)

9
Are any of these people investigative reporters, or do they just bring their own particular style to commentary about news you've already read at ace?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2023 01:08 PM (AxmOr)

10 Fox News? I can't recall much about the company....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 27, 2023 01:08 PM (IYQDn)

11 They should get the CGI animated Chinese newscaster that used to report on Al Gores chakras.

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 27, 2023 01:08 PM (bHsTe)

12 Impeach Jack Smith.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 27, 2023 01:09 PM (IYQDn)

13 Fox news is dead to me. I used to watch it a lot until the 2020 election. I haven't watched it since. And I'm pretty sure I will never go back.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at June 27, 2023 01:09 PM (dr4Q1)

14 Is 10pm "late night?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2023 01:09 PM (63Dwl)

15 Fox will probably hire someone out of the FBI HR department to start running out any remaining possible conservatives.

Posted by: Inogame at June 27, 2023 01:09 PM (53oGX)

16 Question: What channel(s) should Republican presidential candidates appear on if Fox is on the blacklist? TV is still a powerful medium. As much as we pretend it's dying, those TV networks produce a lot of the clips that are viewed many times over on Twitter.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at June 27, 2023 01:09 PM (a/dOO)

17 >>Alternate news delivery channels are the future.

I already get my news from alternate channels. TeeVee news is just recycled garbage.

Most of them are still trying to figure out what happened in Russia over the weekend.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2023 01:11 PM (ZLI7S)

18 Things are coming up Milhouse.

Posted by: Bill O'Reilly at June 27, 2023 01:11 PM (bHsTe)

19 Failing nooz network says what?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 27, 2023 01:12 PM (Wnv9h)

20 As shocking as the sun rising.
Meanwhile over on the former EIB network dirt and ram are babbling about Trump's indictment. A pair of dumber sheep one cannot imagine.
I miss Rushbo.

Posted by: Dandolo at June 27, 2023 01:12 PM (cLIEd)

21 I cut the cord a year ago. I haven't missed it much. Tucker was the only person on Fox that I watched and I could get that on the youtube. Now, it's on the twits and that's even easier.

Posted by: huerfano at June 27, 2023 01:13 PM (7zEAH)

22 Do we really need any news source beyond J.J. Sefton's Morning Report?

I get my fill of it right there...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 27, 2023 01:13 PM (YIVH2)

23 Watters is ok, but moving him to 8 ain't gonna' save 'em. I sometimes watch his first half hour waiting for Jeopardy to come on. I won't watch a minute of Laura.

Posted by: BignJames at June 27, 2023 01:13 PM (AwYPR)

24 FOX?

So, anyway....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 27, 2023 01:13 PM (Q4IgG)

25 WHEN WILL IT EVER BE ERIK ERIKSON'S TURN ???

Posted by: no one not named Erik, ever at June 27, 2023 01:13 PM (786Ro)

26 So, CNN is getting rid of the entire team that put their ratings on top.

You go, gals.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 27, 2023 01:13 PM (u82oZ)

27 Now for them to catapult Kat Timpf in to the sun so that Gutfeld's show can become watchable without a fast forward button

Posted by: Rbastid at June 27, 2023 01:13 PM (PLI3t)

28 I-uh, uh-I-uh,, saw this-uh, s-s-saw this-uh-this-uh-this-uh, saw...

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at June 27, 2023 01:14 PM (5hfjS)

29 Within 6 months everyone will have forgotten about Tucker and the 70 year old average Fox viewer will be back to to their old routines.

Posted by: Montec at June 27, 2023 01:14 PM (a9bsW)

30 New lineup: Propaganda apparat.

May not be entirely fair, but you have to wonder at anyone who stays and is part of this new direction.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2023 01:14 PM (zZu0s)

31 Fox should hire Stelter.
He can bang Ingraham as a segue between their shows, since he is a sex machine.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 27, 2023 01:14 PM (ufFY8)

32 "The staffers were told they could re-apply for other jobs within the company"

I heard somewhere they wanted to go work for the New TuCa anyway.

If developers are devs, then producers are pros? Prods?

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 27, 2023 01:14 PM (MvF+J)

33 Should've gone with Jesse Kelly, not Jesse Waters

Posted by: Hands at June 27, 2023 01:14 PM (786Ro)

34
Most of them are still trying to figure out what happened in Russia over the weekend.
Posted by: JackStraw

Some people did something.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2023 01:14 PM (63Dwl)

35 He should spend his first night showing What is a Woman.

Posted by: reason at June 27, 2023 01:14 PM (jz8lK)

36 27 Now for them to catapult Kat Timpf in to the sun so that Gutfeld's show can become watchable without a fast forward button
Posted by: Rbastid at June 27, 2023 01:13 PM (PLI3t)

Red Eye, we miss you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2023 01:14 PM (zZu0s)

37 JOB Opening: FOX NEWS Staff. Must have kneepads.

Posted by: Minuteman at June 27, 2023 01:15 PM (LY+1d)

38 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

39 "Some of the producers fired have been at Fox for well over a decade," the producer told the Daily Caller.

lolgf, media professional

Next do ordinary Americans in real jobs.

Posted by: Hands at June 27, 2023 01:15 PM (786Ro)

40 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 01:15 PM (+E9mL)

41 37 JOB Opening: FOX NEWS Staff. Must have kneepads.
Posted by: Minuteman at June 27, 2023 01:15 PM (LY+1d)

Elbow pads to. They have to take a lot of falls.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2023 01:15 PM (zZu0s)

42 RACIST!!!!!!!

Oh....jigger......Carry on. Nothing to see here. Please disburse.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

43 He was the obvious choice but I didn't think they would choose him.

Fux is trying to keep up the fuxade.

Posted by: ... at June 27, 2023 01:16 PM (nL0D+)

44 Who is going to plug Laura Ingrahams slot?

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 27, 2023 01:16 PM (flINI)

45 42 RACIST!!!!!!!

Oh....jigger......Carry on. Nothing to see here. Please disburse.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

'Jury' rigged or 'Jerry' rigged?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2023 01:16 PM (zZu0s)

46 Fox is dead to me, forever.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 27, 2023 01:17 PM (pohLc)

47 Fox news is the slimiest of all the "news" networks.
At least cnn and msdnc pretty much admit that they are left wing propaganda.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at June 27, 2023 01:17 PM (dr4Q1)

48 Fox News has been dead to me for quite a long time.

Posted by: Archer at June 27, 2023 01:17 PM (gmo/4)

49 I wonder if the lady who gave the news on North Korea's news show is available? She has probably gotten offers from MSNBC and CNN. Good eye site was all that is needed to see the teleprompter or what ever they call it in North Korean. (probably a chalk board)

Posted by: Colin at June 27, 2023 01:17 PM (2DV6+)

50 Fox is a bitchy chick throwing out her ex BF’s golf clubs out the window right now. Having said that, that’s in media. Doesn’t matter if you’ve been here 20 years, when your show goes away, you go away too.

Posted by: Montec at June 27, 2023 01:17 PM (a9bsW)

51 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 27, 2023 01:17 PM (T4tVD)

52 Thank you rickb for nooding. See the rest of you morons in hell.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2023 01:17 PM (RIvkX)

53
Don't watch so don't know: has the Murdock's capitulation garnered them any sweet corporate advertising or is it still all Mike Lindell and "buy real gold now!" bullshit for Fox?

Posted by: Auspex at June 27, 2023 01:18 PM (j4U/Z)

54 Watters is a self serving dodo with an IQ of moderate humidity

with the American public, it might work

Posted by: REDACTED at June 27, 2023 01:18 PM (us2H3)

55 TuCa has most likely already hired them all.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 27, 2023 01:07 PM (qZdIZ)

I'm betting there just in a holding pattern. Tucker isn't doing bad with his 10 minute monologues and isn't earning anything for them as of yet. Now, if he's still getting paid by FUX, there's a chance he can't do any hiring yet.

He's not running a show, he just has a vlog he runs from his den.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

56 What a missed opportunity -- Tater was canned, pealed, and bready!

Posted by: ShainS -- Opression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 27, 2023 01:19 PM (+z+6a)

57 I'm calling it for Arizona.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 01:19 PM (wCgji)

58 Trace Gallagher is the best of THAT bunch.

Posted by: wth at June 27, 2023 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

59 i[]Thank you rickb for nooding. See the rest of you morons in hell.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2023 01:17 PM (RIvkX)

I just got here after a break and checked the main page. Then I noticed that Rick took care of the nood call.

It's on the REST of you bastages......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

60 Wasn't it Waters who had Miss Lindsey on and grilled him about his sponsorship of the RESTRICT act? Graham acted like he'd never heard of it, or what it purported to do even though he was a co-sponsor of the bill.

Which tells you all you need to know about Miss Lindsey.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 27, 2023 01:20 PM (Q4IgG)

61 Tucker is like Trump in how they expose the pretenders. This whole lineup is nothing but pretenders. Once that contrast is there, it's impossible to ignore.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 27, 2023 01:20 PM (KbCG3)

62 Fox is circling the drain.

If CNN can survive with it's hundreds of viewers, FNC will hang in there.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 27, 2023 01:20 PM (I8nLU)

63 Trying to recall when I stopped watching Fox. I think it was 2004. Sometimes Dad would have it on when we visited, but I paid no attention to it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at June 27, 2023 01:20 PM (xPJvm)

64 Wasn't it Waters who had Miss Lindsey on and grilled him about his sponsorship of the RESTRICT act? Graham acted like he'd never heard of it, or what it purported to do even though he was a co-sponsor of the bill.

Which tells you all you need to know about Miss Lindsey.

--

There are two choices, neither of them good.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 01:21 PM (wCgji)

65 Why am I thinking of ergonomic bras right now?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at June 27, 2023 01:21 PM (xPJvm)

66 Thank you rickb for nooding. See the rest of you morons in hell.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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I-uh, uh-I-uh,, l-l-like uh, I l-like n, n,n-n-noodles too!

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at June 27, 2023 01:21 PM (5hfjS)

67 But he's a very conventional rah-rah Republican. Nothing wrong with that, but he's not going to be making news by exposing the corruption of the Republican DC Establishment. Although I liked Jesse Watters, I didn't make an effort to see him and didn't consider him a must-watch.
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Exactly what the propaganda complex wants.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 01:21 PM (t0OGg)

68 I, also, like me some Jesse

Posted by: David French at June 27, 2023 01:21 PM (us2H3)

69 Not the warrior we need.

Posted by: XTC at June 27, 2023 01:22 PM (UnA8+)

70 Who advertises on CNN and MSNBC?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2023 01:22 PM (63Dwl)

71 Someone posted a link to a twatter feed that had a picture of the cünt doing the firing.

She's got psycho eyes. Bedshit crazy eyes. Daddario eyes even.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

72 The only thing that will save Fox is a Lisa Boothe and Charly Arnolt topless hour. Tonight's guest: Jacqui Heinrich.

Posted by: wth at June 27, 2023 01:22 PM (v0R5T)

73 Waters is a lightweight.

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2023 01:22 PM (OkpwC)

74 Have not watched TV news in around ten years. All I know about it is anecdotal, and that mostly from hereat the HQ. So “ who cares??” is pretty much my response…

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 01:22 PM (PCK5/)

75 The Fox staffers getting the can are in a bad spot; no cush job at some Soros/Gates/Zuckerberg non-profit like the mainstream crudbuckets can rely on if THEY get axed.

Those billionaire bux buy more than bricks for Antifa; it pretty much guarantees that they'll be handled with kid gloves by the alphabet crowd, lest that alternative after the inevitable layoff get closed off for good.

There is no forgiveness in Progressivecism.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at June 27, 2023 01:23 PM (a9CYf)

76 Are Hannity's rating still being brutalized?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 27, 2023 01:23 PM (I8nLU)

77 Here's an ad I don't understand.
Home Title Lock.
In what other area of criminality is the victim responsible to make his or herself whole, without help from law enforcement?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 27, 2023 01:23 PM (MeG8a)

78 He cheated on his wife with one of his producers, no?

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2023 01:23 PM (OkpwC)

79 Haven't watched Fox since Tucker was gagged. Fuck those guys.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 27, 2023 01:23 PM (ppL7t)

80 Fox is a bitchy chick throwing out her ex BF’s golf clubs out the window right now. Having said that, that’s in media. Doesn’t matter if you’ve been here 20 years, when your show goes away, you go away too.

Posted by: Montec at June 27, 2023 01:17 PM (a9bsW)

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Fatal Attraction 2: Bunny-Boiling Boogaloo.

Posted by: ShainS -- Opression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 27, 2023 01:23 PM (+z+6a)

81 Another former Fox producer told the Daily Caller that staffers on Carlson's team were repeatedly told following his departure that their jobs were safe, including as recently as last week when two of Carlson's producers left the network.
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They were lying. Corporations, like governments (and for the same reasons) lie all the time.

My company is being acquired. We're being told that most jobs outside of business operations (HR, accounting, IT, legal, etc.) will be safe. I know that is a lie and that a quarter to a third of us will be fired. I have my own reasons for sticking around to see what happens, but anyone who actually believes that mumbo jumbo will hopefully not make that mistake again.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 01:23 PM (t0OGg)

82
'Jury' rigged or 'Jerry' rigged?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2023 01:16 PM (zZu0s)

That depends on who's on trial or if you used bailing wire or duct tape.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

83 There was some sordid episode.

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2023 01:23 PM (OkpwC)

84 Bedshit is the worst shit, and the worst bed, simultaneously.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 27, 2023 01:24 PM (MvF+J)

85 "Eh. I like Jesse Watters.

But he's a very conventional rah-rah Republican. Nothing wrong with that, "

Except he's the soy milk, extra shot version of Tucker. He's exactly the mouthpiece the Murdock's need, and completes the domination of cable news by a bunch of like-minded sycophants, the only difference being a matter of degrees. But look at the bright side, he'll be the first to call Arizona this election cycle.

Posted by: Veritas at June 27, 2023 01:24 PM (rPRqa)

86 But he's a very conventional rah-rah Republican. Nothing wrong with that, but he's not going to be making news by exposing the corruption of the Republican DC Establishment. Although I liked Jesse Watters, I didn't make an effort to see him and didn't consider him a must-watch.
++++

Exactly what the propaganda complex wants.

--

(checks his position on Ukraine money laundering operation)

Yeah, looks like it.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 01:24 PM (wCgji)

87 Why am I thinking of ergonomic bras right now?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at June 27, 2023 01:21 PM (xPJvm)
.......

Are you a woman over 45?

Posted by: wth at June 27, 2023 01:24 PM (v0R5T)

88 I predict Jesse will push the envelope. He already has a new nest to land in once Tucker gets fully set-up.

Posted by: DanMan at June 27, 2023 01:24 PM (DB6tu)

89 Moving Gutfeld out of the 11pm slot is stupid.

The rest of the lineup moves are like re-arranging the deck chairs on Rupert Murdoch's yacht.

Perfunctory and carried out by errand boys and girls.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 27, 2023 01:24 PM (up/3i)

90 Here's an ad I don't understand.
Home Title Lock.
In what other area of criminality is the victim responsible to make his or herself whole, without help from law enforcement?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 27, 2023 01:23 PM (MeG8a)

A company trying to scare you into buying their product may in fact play fast and loose with the truth.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 27, 2023 01:24 PM (FCbAQ)

91 I always said "jimmy rigged".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2023 01:25 PM (9UlRk)

92 Jesse is the Timothy Dalton's Jame Bond

Posted by: REDACTED at June 27, 2023 01:25 PM (us2H3)

93 11 They should get the CGI animated Chinese newscaster that used to report on Al Gores chakras.
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 27, 2023 01:08 PM (bHsTe)

Or they could go for the bare truth, ala Naked News.

Posted by: Fox 2! at June 27, 2023 01:25 PM (4GxJn)

94 The staffers were told they could re-apply for other jobs within the company -- but that's no guarantee they'll be re-hired.
+++
Yup. It's a purge as you pointed out. The people who just got purged probably know it and I suspect they won't bother chasing phantom jobs in some other division.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 01:25 PM (t0OGg)

95 A company trying to scare you into buying their product may in fact play fast and loose with the truth.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 27, 2023 01:24 PM (FCbAQ)

Balderdash!

Posted by: Pfizer at June 27, 2023 01:25 PM (9UlRk)

96 Why am I thinking of ergonomic bras right now?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at June 27, 2023 01:21 PM (xPJvm)

Holy crap. There's actually an 'ergonomic bra' out there......

https://is.gd/S6G65y

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

97 A company trying to scare you into buying their product may in fact play fast and loose with the truth.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 27, 2023 01:24 PM (FCbAQ)

Are you suggesting that I won't be evicted from my own house for not paying rent to some rando who claims he owns it?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 27, 2023 01:26 PM (I8nLU)

98 I'm not sure where I'm going to find the time to not watch this killer lineup.

Posted by: spindrift at June 27, 2023 01:26 PM (ivvNA)

99
Fox should hire Stelter.
He can bang Ingraham as a segue between their shows, since he is a sex machine.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop

He's up in your bae ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Proud Member of Clan Fried for ... oh, 'bout Four Weeks Now at June 27, 2023 01:26 PM (pNxlR)

100 Jesse is the Timothy Dalton's Jame Bond
Posted by: REDACTED at June 27, 2023 01:25 PM (us2H3)

That's just cruel........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

101 A company trying to scare you into buying their product may in fact play fast and loose with the truth.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 27, 2023 01:24 PM (FCbAQ)
++++
Oh, shit. He's on to us!

Posted by: Marketers everywhere at June 27, 2023 01:26 PM (t0OGg)

102 The Five only gets good ratings because they threw a few liberals on the show, which brings in the lib (in Murdoch-Speak "independents", lol) demo. The rest of their clown parade all pulls sun Tucker ratings by a lot.

Posted by: Veritas at June 27, 2023 01:26 PM (rPRqa)

103 Home Title Lock is a company founded by a convicted criminal. His crime?
Changing home titles to convey ownership to himself and others. Which he freely admits.
And if title theft is so damn easy to do, all these years later, why is that?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 27, 2023 01:26 PM (MeG8a)

104 Oh....jigger......Carry on. Nothing to see here. Please disburse.
-

'Jury' rigged or 'Jerry' rigged?
--

I always said "jimmy rigged".

--

(backs quietly out of thread while chuckling internally at inner city people stealing power from neighbors)

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 01:26 PM (wCgji)

105 I am available to fill a slot. I just have to take a Sildenafil tablet one hour before showtime

Posted by: Chris "Fatboy" Stirewalt at June 27, 2023 01:27 PM (flINI)

106 He cheated on his wife with one of his producers, no?

Yup. Ditched his wife and kids for a producer, and now has multiple kids with her. Not a great look.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 27, 2023 01:27 PM (ZGrMX)

107 hi

Posted by: Don Lemon at June 27, 2023 01:27 PM (lf83v)

108 Now for them to catapult Kat Timpf in to the sun so that Gutfeld's show can become watchable without a fast forward button
Posted by: Rbastid at June 27, 2023 01:13 PM (PLI3t)
===
How dare you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2023 01:27 PM (RIvkX)

109 Jimmy is not happy.

Posted by: Jimmy at June 27, 2023 01:27 PM (I8nLU)

110 Many in Tucker's crew probably believed in what he was doing and could be a leak. Let's hope there are many others that will leak to Tucker and his new show.

Fox is dead.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 27, 2023 01:27 PM (uQPen)

111 Trying to recall when I stopped watching Fox. I think it was 2004. Sometimes Dad would have it on when we visited, but I paid no attention to it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at June 27, 2023 01:20 PM (xPJvm)
++++
I was never a loyal Fox viewer. I'd tune it in sometimes. The last time - and it was a hard "no" from that point forward - was during the 2018 midterms. They were openly gleeful about the Dems retaking the House and calling states incredibly early. Said all that needed to be said about FNC.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 01:28 PM (t0OGg)

112 I stopped watching cable news so long ago that I don't actually know who Jesse Waters is. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he's not related to John Waters, though (a) John Waters would be more consistent with Fox's brand these days, and (b) John Waters would probably put on a more entertaining "news" program than Fox's colorless Republican eunuchs.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 27, 2023 01:28 PM (ppBhU)

113 Are you suggesting that I won't be evicted from my own house for not paying rent to some rando who claims he owns it?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 27, 2023 01:26 PM (I8nLU)

Apropos of nothing, there was some website selling tokarev semi-auto bullpup 12ga.'s for a song. Wonder if i bookmarked it....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2023 01:28 PM (9UlRk)

114 "Except he's the soy milk, extra shot version of Tucker."

I've seen a few Watters clips. He's no Alex Jones, but he's no Ana Navarro either.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 27, 2023 01:28 PM (MvF+J)

115 It's jerry rigged

or jury rigged

Posted by: REDACTED at June 27, 2023 01:28 PM (us2H3)

116
I'm not sure where I'm going to find the time to not watch this killer lineup.
Posted by: spindrift

I know, right? The list of things not to watch is crowded to overflowing. Every week I lose track lf one or two who went overboard and the cutthroats who remain never utter a peep about them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Proud Member of Clan Fried for ... oh, 'bout Four Weeks Now at June 27, 2023 01:28 PM (pNxlR)

117
Who knew the rampant Tuckerphobia at FOX was almost or just as strong as Trumphobia?

Those damn Tuckerphobes better stop their damn Tuckerphobia, I feel threatened!!!!!111!!!!!

And combined with being dangerous Trumpphobes, it could be dangerous just to turn-on FOXNews.

FOXNews makes me feel unsafe!!!!!

*hugs orange blanket, cries in corner*

Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2023 01:28 PM (fb7jX)

118 They already showed they have a leach on whomsoever takes over Tucker's spot

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2023 01:28 PM (9Hqfz)

119 55 TuCa has most likely already hired them all.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 27, 2023 01:07 PM (qZdIZ)

I'm betting there just in a holding pattern. Tucker isn't doing bad with his 10 minute monologues and isn't earning anything for them as of yet. Now, if he's still getting paid by FUX, there's a chance he can't do any hiring yet.

He's not running a show, he just has a vlog he runs from his den.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

When Conan O'Brien was in limbo between his NBC gig and his Turner job, he paid his staffers their full salary while he waited to set up at his new network. Classy move.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 27, 2023 01:28 PM (/iWhV)

120 Yup. Ditched his wife and kids for a producer, and now has multiple kids with her. Not a great look.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 27, 2023 01:27 PM (ZGrMX)
++++
Is this Watters?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 01:28 PM (t0OGg)

121 Kat Timpf ( funny name) is a pundit of some sort, I take it…

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 01:28 PM (PCK5/)

122 Holy crap. There's actually an 'ergonomic bra' out there......

https://is.gd/S6G65y
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

That thing looks like it'll give you a uniboob.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 27, 2023 01:28 PM (DRSnL)

123 Apropos of nothing, there was some website selling tokarev semi-auto bullpup 12ga.'s for a song. Wonder if i bookmarked it....

--

I see bullpup and AR shotguns on classic firearms for $300 or so every week or two. Not great reviews but still very tempting.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 01:28 PM (wCgji)

124 Within 6 months everyone will have forgotten about Tucker and the 70 year old average Fox viewer will be back to to their old routines.
Posted by: Montec at June 27, 2023 01:14 PM (a9bsW)

You would be surprised at how false your statement is. Old people like the internet too. Why do you think the approval ratings for the junta are so low if the older generations only watch tv and cable?

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at June 27, 2023 01:29 PM (BdMk6)

125 And if title theft is so damn easy to do, all these years later, why is that?

Agenda 21 demands it?

The Netherlands is now saying the quiet part out loud about "we shut down all the farmers to make room for illegals, not because of global warming" so it's only a matter of time here.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 27, 2023 01:29 PM (ZGrMX)

126 Pizza protest video:
https://tinyurl.com/22ru8dbm

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 27, 2023 01:29 PM (Vwz3I)

127 Jesse is the Timothy Dalton's Jame Bond
Posted by: REDACTED at June 27, 2023 01:25 PM (us2H3)

***

Ben Afflecs Batman

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 27, 2023 01:29 PM (flINI)

128 Jesse Waters is better suited for a middle-market morning show, that features local chefs and pet rescue segments (aww that beagle/pit bull mix puppy is adorable!).

Posted by: Regular joe at June 27, 2023 01:29 PM (nnp+f)

129 Is this Watters?

Yes.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 27, 2023 01:29 PM (ZGrMX)

130 With all the mandatory DEI and tranny glory hole training going on at Fox, when are those staunch "conservative " show hosts going to quit? Or are their principles for sale too.

I think I know the answer.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 27, 2023 01:29 PM (8vzCZ)

131 Jesse Waters is better suited for a middle-market morning show, that features local chefs and pet rescue segments (aww that beagle/pit bull mix puppy is adorable!).
Posted by: Regular joe at June 27, 2023 01:29 PM (nnp+f)
++++
LOL.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 01:30 PM (t0OGg)

132 > Yup. Ditched his wife and kids for a producer, and now has multiple kids with her. Not a great look.
____________

Even worse look if this producer fires him.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 27, 2023 01:30 PM (Q4IgG)

133 Jerry meaning German is fine.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 01:30 PM (wCgji)

134 Is he related to Maxine?

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Wig at June 27, 2023 01:31 PM (lf83v)

135 =====

That thing looks like it'll give you a uniboob.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 27, 2023 01:28 PM (DRSnL)

Give it a shot and post pics.

Or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:31 PM (Zz0t1)

136 I always get a kick out of people being down on Timothy Dalton, when they quiety endured Roger Moore, who basically had the demeanor and vigor of a geriatric gay swinger. What was Paul Lynde not available?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 27, 2023 01:31 PM (ppBhU)

137 "The Five only gets good ratings because they threw a few liberals on the show, which brings in the lib (in Murdoch-Speak "independents", lol) demo."

That's typically on during my drive home and as soon as I hear Maria Harff/that former MSNBC harpy with the vocal fry/JuanWilliams/Geraldo I tune out.

Posted by: DanMan at June 27, 2023 01:31 PM (DB6tu)

138 Moving Gutfeld is a mistake, he will lose his edge.

On the other hand, I will be able to stay awake for his whole show now,

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2023 01:32 PM (RIvkX)

139 And, we're a movie thread again. . .

Posted by: Slappy Tithers at June 27, 2023 01:32 PM (lf83v)

140 Tucker was a great original thinker and wonderful writer, whether I always agreed with him or not. His interviews following the opening were mostly kind of bland. By that time of day, we all know the news of the day, presented by lots of the same people we saw or read earlier. Maybe the one-hour format needs to be changed in toto.

I have also liked some of Waters' openings, some of which were hard hitting. and his segments are varied. Like the man on the street interviews. He's no Tucker, but he will do okay.

Posted by: PJ at June 27, 2023 01:32 PM (G1dq6)

141 Here's an ad I don't understand.
Home Title Lock.
In what other area of criminality is the victim responsible to make his or herself whole, without help from law enforcement?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 27, 2023 01:23 PM (MeG8a)

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Our county in Northern AZ implemented a program via some third party company where you could sign up, for free, to be registered in an electronic or phone-based notification system that notifies you when any document is recorded against your property.

Just two months ago a State Legislature bill passed (SB 1110) requiring all county recorders to implement such a system, specifying that the system is voluntary on the part of property owners and must be implemented by Jan. 1, 2025.

[Pull quote from one news story:] “Home Title Lock is a scam, plain and simple,” said San Francisco City Attorney Chiu. “The company has manufactured a “home title theft” crisis to stir up fear amongst elderly homeowners and deceive them into buying a service that many local governments provide for free.”

Posted by: ShainS -- Opression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 27, 2023 01:32 PM (+z+6a)

142 Pizza protest video:
https://tinyurl.com/22ru8dbm
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 27, 2023 01:29 PM (Vwz3I)

Is he a shop owner? Or just a rando that bought a woodfire pie and is expressing his thoughts on the new government overreach?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

143 And he's not going to buck the liberal women who run Fox News. When they tell him not to mention Ray Epps, he'll comply.

The left: Anyone that had any part in the deadly insurrection in history, J6, should be summarily executed in the most painful way possible. Even the people that stayed outside wanted to murder our perfect, devoted civil servants!

Also the left: How dare you say mean things about Ray Epps! Just because he was involved with J6, telling people to go into the buildings, is no reason to say mean things about him on the internet! Charges? Charges for what - he was just engaged in his right to protest!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 27, 2023 01:32 PM (lc5cP)

144 Kat Timpf ( funny name) is a pundit of some sort, I take it…
Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 01:28 PM (PCK5/)
.......

She's a walking, talking ad for cheeseburgers.

Posted by: wth at June 27, 2023 01:32 PM (v0R5T)

145 139 And, we're a movie thread again. . .
Posted by: Slappy Tithers at June 27, 2023 01:32 PM (lf83v)

=========

I had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

146 So, an hour of slightly less Boomer Hannity before Hannity. Sounds great.

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at June 27, 2023 01:33 PM (zcPgo)

147 124 Within 6 months everyone will have forgotten about Tucker and the 70 year old average Fox viewer will be back to to their old routines.
Posted by: Montec at June 27, 2023 01:14 PM (a9bsW)

while I agree with you on most of your points

you are totally wrong

Posted by: REDACTED at June 27, 2023 01:33 PM (us2H3)

148 [Pull quote from one news story:] “Home Title Lock is a scam, plain and simple,” said San Francisco City Attorney Chiu. “The company has manufactured a “home title theft” crisis to stir up fear amongst elderly homeowners and deceive them into buying a service that many local governments provide for free.”

--

(radon has entered the chat)

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 01:33 PM (wCgji)

149 Faux trying to make a play for integrity. LOL

Posted by: Sid at June 27, 2023 01:33 PM (7QhHu)

150 Kat Timpf is cute and I like her and Gutfelds aggressively corny humor.

It's what separates them from the Jimmies and COLDBert.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 27, 2023 01:33 PM (up/3i)

151 I thought Dalton was a good bond. Second only to Connery, in my opinion.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2023 01:33 PM (7EUFd)

152 144 Kat Timpf ( funny name) is a pundit of some sort, I take it…
Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 01:28 PM (PCK5/)
.......

She's a walking, talking ad for cheeseburgers.
Posted by: wth at June 27, 2023 01:32 PM (v0R5T)

Skinny and sickly looking, I take it… a female version of a Soi Boi??

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 01:34 PM (PCK5/)

153 "I've seen a few Watters clips. He's no Alex Jones, but he's no Ana Navarro either."

More importantly, he's no Tucker. He has boundaries and rote formulas designed more to protect his income then his integrity or find the truth. You can put that combo in any person you want and slightly change the ingredients. CNN is your bargain basement version and Fox is now your department store version. It's a failing formula and if Tucker gets on a platform that allows better distribution it's over for them. That's why they are trying to hold Tucker back. Some of their audience who left has already lost their nerve and returned. Not quite to Tucker levels, but some have rejoined.

Posted by: Veritas at June 27, 2023 01:34 PM (icxRr)

154
When Conan O'Brien was in limbo between his NBC gig and his Turner job, he paid his staffers their full salary while he waited to set up at his new network. Classy move.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 27, 2023 01:28 PM (/iWhV)

He wasn't under threat of lawsuit for breach of contract.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

155
My company is being acquired. We're being told that most jobs outside of business operations (HR, accounting, IT, legal, etc.) will be safe. I know that is a lie and that a quarter to a third of us will be fired. I have my own reasons for sticking around to see what happens, but anyone who actually believes that mumbo jumbo will hopefully not make that mistake again.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 01:23 PM (t0OGg)

I worked for 2 companies that were acquired. Both times it was the same thing. Oh don’t worry all will be well we are one big happy family. 3 months later, 1/5 or so of the combined company’s employees were let go. I survived both times and both times I ended up quitting shortly yet after anyway since I didn’t want to work for the acquiring company.

Posted by: Montec at June 27, 2023 01:34 PM (a9bsW)

156 Waters is no Tucker. I predict 50% ratings of Mr. Carlson's tenure.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 27, 2023 01:34 PM (17s+e)

157 136 I always get a kick out of people being down on Timothy Dalton, when they quiety endured Roger Moore, who basically had the demeanor and vigor of a geriatric gay swinger. What was Paul Lynde not available?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 27, 2023 01:31 PM (ppBhU)

That's hysterical. He was past his prime when he finally took the Bond role, but Roger Moore was definitely a man's man before that. There was a story I remember that Lee Marvin tried to mess with Moore one time, but promptly regretted it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 27, 2023 01:34 PM (/iWhV)

158 151 I thought Dalton was a good bond. Second only to Connery, in my opinion.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2023 01:33 PM (7EUFd)

we don't need any of your stinking opinions

Posted by: REDACTED at June 27, 2023 01:35 PM (us2H3)

159 Youse guys watch a LOT of news!!! I am inadequate…

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 01:35 PM (PCK5/)

160 Speaking of promoting scams, did you know that the thousands of captchas you've been filling out haven't been for "protecting websites" at all, and have instead been billions of people working for free for Google to perfect the image recognition that is used in their driverless cars?

“The idea is for CAPTCHA to be used as a tool to enhance machine learning and thereby apply it directly to driverless cars,” Dr Barreto said.

https://tinyurl.com/2y66kd6m

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 01:35 PM (wCgji)

161 Kat is a "libertarian" which means she wants freedom to be anorexic.

Posted by: wth at June 27, 2023 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

162 Have ignored Fox News since they called Arizona for Biden, and encourage all to do so, too.

Posted by: Jim at June 27, 2023 01:36 PM (zhWvq)

163 And, we're a movie thread again. . .
Posted by: Slappy Tithers at June 27, 2023 01:32 PM (lf83v)

Evoking Timothy Dalton does NOT a movie thread make.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

164 My favorite Bond? Daniel Craig.

Why?

Easily the most likely to suck cock. Especially clean, articulate soi boi cock!

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 27, 2023 01:36 PM (lc5cP)

165 Kat is a "libertarian" which means she wants freedom to be anorexic.
Posted by: wth at June 27, 2023 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

And high on weed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

166 161

Heh. Usually I don’t like the ultra skinny look. But there’s something about her that does it for me.

Posted by: Montec at June 27, 2023 01:37 PM (a9bsW)

167 What was Paul Lynde not available?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 27, 2023 01:31 PM (ppBhU)

OK. I would have absolutely watched Paul Lynde as a misogynist James Bond. That would have been awesome, especially as he snarkily rejected every female advance or watched them fall off a ledge with a smirk while flirting with the male Russian agents.

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at June 27, 2023 01:37 PM (zcPgo)

168 I just got here after a break and checked the main page. Then I noticed that Rick took care of the nood call.

It's on the REST of you bastages......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

This. I just came back from doing work and clicked on the top o the page...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2023 01:37 PM (zZu0s)

169 Faux trying to make a play for integrity. LOL

Posted by: Sid

-

Welcome to our side, Sid. Glad to have you. Coffee is in the back.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 01:37 PM (wCgji)

170 I always get a kick out of people being down on Timothy Dalton, when they quiety endured Roger Moore, who basically had the demeanor and vigor of a geriatric gay swinger. What was Paul Lynde not available?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 27, 2023 01:31 PM (ppBhU)

--------

He's great in a manipulative bad guy role. We've really enjoyed his TV roles in "Chuck" (which we recently finished for the first time) and "1923."

Posted by: ShainS -- Opression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 27, 2023 01:37 PM (+z+6a)

171 I think it's a boob thread, in honor of Ergonomic Bras.

Posted by: wth at June 27, 2023 01:37 PM (v0R5T)

172 Kat Timpf is cute and I like her and Gutfelds aggressively corny humor.

Kat's Elizabeth Warren impression is great.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 27, 2023 01:37 PM (ZGrMX)

173 163 And, we're a movie thread again. . .
Posted by: Slappy Tithers at June 27, 2023 01:32 PM (lf83v)

Evoking Timothy Dalton does NOT a movie thread make.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

Timothy Dalton (‘s’

… be a good Canadian restautant name…

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 01:37 PM (PCK5/)

174 Ryan Seacrest named the successor to Pat Sajak on Wheel of Fortune.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 01:37 PM (+E9mL)

175 Roger Moore in the Matador is peak Roger Moore.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 01:37 PM (wCgji)

176
The Jimmy Kimmel and Steven Colbert Hour!

Oh, yeah, they need writers.

Posted by: Auspex at June 27, 2023 01:38 PM (j4U/Z)

177 All Bonds are good Bonds, even the current meathead Bond.

They all sort of inhabit their respective eras.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 27, 2023 01:38 PM (up/3i)

178 100 Jesse is the Timothy Dalton's Jame Bond
Posted by: REDACTED at June 27, 2023 01:25 PM (us2H3)

That's just cruel........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

here all day to fulfill your nasty needs

ace allowing

Posted by: REDACTED at June 27, 2023 01:38 PM (us2H3)

179 I worked for 2 companies that were acquired. Both times it was the same thing. Oh don’t worry all will be well we are one big happy family. 3 months later, 1/5 or so of the combined company’s employees were let go. I survived both times and both times I ended up quitting shortly yet after anyway since I didn’t want to work for the acquiring company.
Posted by: Montec at June 27, 2023 01:34 PM (a9bsW)
++++
Yeah. It's always amazing to me that people delude themselves into thinking that nothing will really change after the acquisition. It will. It always does. Sometimes the acquired company changes and sometimes the acquiring company does, but one didn't buy the other to leave things as they were.*

* this does happen, but usually early in the life of an innovative company that's starting to make money but needs capital stability. In that case, it might get bought and left to run independently and just generate revenue for the parent.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 01:38 PM (t0OGg)

180 Speaking of promoting scams, did you know that the thousands of captchas you've been filling out haven't been for "protecting websites" at all, and have instead been billions of people working for free for Google to perfect the image recognition that is used in their driverless cars?

I've known that for 15 years.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 27, 2023 01:38 PM (ZGrMX)

181 Evoking Timothy Dalton does NOT a movie thread make.

OK, then. PROMETHEUS!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2023 01:38 PM (7EUFd)

182 (wait for it)

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 01:38 PM (wCgji)

183 Kat Timpf is a pirates dream

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 27, 2023 01:38 PM (flINI)

184 Ryan Seacrest named the successor to Pat Sajak on Wheel of Fortune.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 01:37 PM (+E9mL)

Sponge OUT!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

185 Speaking of promoting scams, did you know that the thousands of captchas you've been filling out haven't been for "protecting websites" at all, and have instead been billions of people working for free for Google to perfect the image recognition that is used in their driverless cars?

“The idea is for CAPTCHA to be used as a tool to enhance machine learning and thereby apply it directly to driverless cars,” Dr Barreto said.

https://tinyurl.com/2y66kd6m
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 01:35 PM (wCgji)
++++
Yup, and before that it was to improve OCR capabilities. This the whole "solve captchas, read books" tagline at the beginning for ReCAPTCHA. It fed directly into the OCR models used for Google Books.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 01:39 PM (t0OGg)

186
here all day to fulfill your nasty needs

ace allowing
Posted by: REDACTED at June 27, 2023 01:38 PM (us2H3)

It was high level cruelty. You should be proud.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:39 PM (Zz0t1)

187 Ryan Seacrest named the successor to Pat Sajak on Wheel of Fortune.
--

He'll have banged Pat's daughter by the second filming.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 01:39 PM (wCgji)

188 183 Kat Timpf is a pirates dream
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 27, 2023 01:38 PM (flINI)

we're open all day !!

Posted by: Lenscrafters at June 27, 2023 01:39 PM (us2H3)

189 I'll return to viewing Fox when Waters does a whole hour on what a mistake it was to fire Tucker, and why. Also a short segment on what stunted, dwarf like, closet homosexuals and liberals the Murdock's are.

Posted by: Veritas at June 27, 2023 01:39 PM (icxRr)

190 All Bonds are good Bonds, even the current meathead Bond.

They all sort of inhabit their respective eras.

Yeah, I thought Craig was decent in Skyfall. Once you see that the movie is just a chain of improbable coincidences you can't unsee it though.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 27, 2023 01:40 PM (ZGrMX)

191 I think we need a Fat Bond.

Posted by: Fat Batman at June 27, 2023 01:40 PM (v0R5T)

192 Kat was on Bill Maher’s podcast and said she is a fan of anal. So there’s that.

Posted by: Montec at June 27, 2023 01:40 PM (a9bsW)

193 OK. I would have absolutely watched Paul Lynde as a misogynist James Bond. That would have been awesome, especially as he snarkily rejected every female advance or watched them fall off a ledge with a smirk while flirting with the male Russian agents.
Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at June 27, 2023 01:37 PM (zcPgo)

'Shaken. Not Stirred.' (You really have to be doing the voice and mannerisms.)

Gah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2023 01:40 PM (zZu0s)

194 After things have quited a bit and Ray Epps gets Epsteined, will they blame Tucker or Trump for driving him to "suicide"?

Posted by: Wally at June 27, 2023 01:40 PM (V5EEH)

195 This brunette in her underwear thinks that Fox News sucks:
https://is.gd/E6piCi

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 01:40 PM (t0OGg)

196
OK, then. PROMETHEUS!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2023 01:38 PM (7EUFd)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 27, 2023 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

197 "Kat Timpf is a pirates dream"

Arrrrrgh. https://tinyurl.com/mwn7st64

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 27, 2023 01:40 PM (MvF+J)

198 we're open all day !!
Posted by: Lenscrafters at June 27, 2023 01:39 PM (us2H3)

***

I was referring to her sunken chest

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 27, 2023 01:41 PM (flINI)

199 After things have quited a bit and Ray Epps gets Epsteined, will they blame Tucker or Trump for driving him to "suicide"?
Posted by: Wally at June 27, 2023 01:40 PM (V5EEH)
++++
*or?*

We live in an "and" world.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 01:41 PM (t0OGg)

200 Kat is cute but damn lady, have a Big Mac or two, maybe lift some light weights.

She just looks like she would be fragile in the sack.

Posted by: ballistic at June 27, 2023 01:41 PM (oXNqT)

201 And don't forget Timothy Dalton as Prince Baron in Flash Gordon. Excellent soundtrack by the way...

Posted by: InZona at June 27, 2023 01:41 PM (RiUof)

202 I was referring to her sunken chest
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 27, 2023 01:41 PM (flINI)
++++
brutal

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 01:41 PM (t0OGg)

203 That guy throwing pizza over a fence...there's no caption. I have no idea who he is or where he is.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2023 01:41 PM (63Dwl)

204 I hate M&As. They always bring chaos in their wake.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2023 01:41 PM (7EUFd)

205 Kat was on Bill Maher’s podcast and said she is a fan of anal. So there’s that.
Posted by: Montec at June 27, 2023 01:40 PM (a9bsW)

Why would you tell THAT hideous troll something like that?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

206 Fox News taps Jesse Watters to succeed ousted host Tucker Carlson in key primetime hour. He is one of the very worst on Fox, so I guess that was the logical choice. The new name for the show could be "The Conspiracy Theory Hour”.

Not worse than Carlson but still pretty bad. He’s certainly dumber than TucKKKer…by miles. And a wattered-down white nationalist.

Talk about being at the right place at the right time. He replaced O'Reilly too. He did really bad man in the street interviews making fun of people. He doesn’t have the capacity (like Jordan Klepper) to have anything to say at the time. He’d go back and edit on movie/TV catchphrase clips.

He and Tucker graduated from Trinity College with bachelor's degrees in history. I don't know if Watters was also a member of the "Dan White Society" at Trinity, something recorded in Carlson's Trinity yearbook bio. Note: Dan White was the person who murdered Harvey Milk.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 27, 2023 01:41 PM (BvwbH)

207 Kat is a "libertarian" which means she wants freedom to be anorexic.
Posted by: wth at June 27, 2023 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

Huh?

I admit I haven't seen Gutfeld in a while, but I don't remember Kat Timpf as being anorexic or close to it.

I suppose if you're into fat girls maybe she looks that way. Otherwise, she looked like an average "gotta watch my figure" TV gal.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2023 01:41 PM (fb7jX)

208 Yawn...

FOX, in all of its manifestations is dead to me.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 27, 2023 01:41 PM (p8A+W)

209 I'm pretty sure I have pencils that are smarter and more entertaining then Kat Timpf. If I need a tarts opinion, I'll just head over to Starbucks. It's easier.

Posted by: Veritas at June 27, 2023 01:42 PM (icxRr)

210 Ryan Seacrest named the successor to Pat Sajak on Wheel of Fortune.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 01:37 PM (+E9mL)

***

God DAMN did I ever fuck things up

Posted by: Brian Dunkleman at June 27, 2023 01:42 PM (flINI)

211 My first thought: 'That falafel has sand in it.'

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 27, 2023 01:42 PM (MvF+J)

212 He'll have banged Pat's daughter by the second filming.
___________

I'd. . . like. . . to . . . buy . . . an . . . oooOOOOOOHHHH!

Posted by: Slappy Tithers at June 27, 2023 01:42 PM (lf83v)

213 The only time since the BudLiters fired Tucker that I watched FOX was when tic-tock interviewed Trump.
I should have stopped when they fired Donna and Regan

Posted by: Avi at June 27, 2023 01:42 PM (QecCk)

214 "Kat Timpf is a pirates dream"

Arrrrrgh. https://tinyurl.com/mwn7st64

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 27, 2023 01:40 PM (MvF+J)
===

Right after that photo Kat threw up the half of the burger she had eaten.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 27, 2023 01:43 PM (17s+e)

215 My company is being acquired. We're being told that most jobs outside of business operations (HR, accounting, IT, legal, etc.) will be safe. I know that is a lie and that a quarter to a third of us will be fired. I have my own reasons for sticking around to see what happens, but anyone who actually believes that mumbo jumbo will hopefully not make that mistake again.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 01:23 PM (t0OGg)
===
About 10 years ago I worked for a company that was acquired and I did not fit the new company well at all. I was very transparent about my dissatisfaction. When I left, my boss feigned surprise, "I had no idea you were unhappy."

I did not respond.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2023 01:43 PM (RIvkX)

216 Speaking of promoting scams, did you know that the thousands of captchas you've been filling out haven't been for "protecting websites" at all, and have instead been billions of people working for free for Google to perfect the image recognition that is used in their driverless cars?

You know what stops a driverless vehicle in it's tracks?

An orange cone or a mannequin.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 01:43 PM (+E9mL)

217 Timothy's best role was in Lion in the Winter

just played himself

Posted by: REDACTED at June 27, 2023 01:43 PM (us2H3)

218 I hate to sabotage Watters because from what I know he seems like a solid American loving conservative but the Fox boycott has to continue. Not much more I can do though.

Posted by: polynikes at June 27, 2023 01:43 PM (MNhXM)

219 Ryan Seacrest named the successor to Pat Sajak on Wheel of Fortune.

Sajak was forced out because he's conservative, but they'll never admit that. The producers made him have a separate "official Pat as the host of WOF" Twitter account from his actual personal one.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 27, 2023 01:43 PM (ZGrMX)

220 Top Anheuser-Busch Marketing Executives Behind Boycott Are No Longer Employed

Did they really finally fire these two idiot fucknuggets?

https://tinyurl.com/bdfhn3nk

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 27, 2023 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

221
I was referring to her sunken chest
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

Y'mean there are people here who have not heard that old joke?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Proud Member of Clan Fried for ... oh, 'bout Four Weeks Now at June 27, 2023 01:43 PM (pNxlR)

222 Speaking of promoting scams, did you know that the thousands of captchas you've been filling out haven't been for "protecting websites" at all, and have instead been billions of people working for free for Google to perfect the image recognition that is used in their driverless cars?

“The idea is for CAPTCHA to be used as a tool to enhance machine learning and thereby apply it directly to driverless cars,” Dr Barreto said.

https://tinyurl.com/2y66kd6m

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 01:35 PM (wCgji)

--------

Thanks, some moron put me to that knowledge some months ago -- but certainly less than 1% of the population is likely aware of that -- which causes me triple the fury when those f*cking things keep failing!

[We recently purchased a financial IRA product and, upon registering online to access their website, were presented with NO LESS THAN EIGHT DIFFERENT F*CKING CAPTCHAS that were all correctly checked. As my ire & cussing escalated I told my wife that I was on the verge of going full Elvis on our monitor ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- Opression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 27, 2023 01:44 PM (+z+6a)

223 I have my own reasons for sticking around to see what happens, but anyone who actually believes that mumbo jumbo will hopefully not make that mistake again.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

--

On the bright side, I think the fact that they told you might buy you some time.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 01:44 PM (wCgji)

224 Dalton was also very good as King Louis in The Lion in Winter, one of his first screen roles.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2023 01:44 PM (7EUFd)

225
All Bonds are good Bonds, even the current meathead Bond.

Reiner, Rob Reiner

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2023 01:44 PM (63Dwl)

226 217 Timothy's best role was in ~~Lion in the Winter~~ Flash Gordon

just played himself
Posted by: REDACTED at June 27, 2023 01:43 PM (us2H3)

========

FIFY.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

227 LOL.

Now that Wagner has failed to overthrow Putin, the State Department is implementing previously announced sanctions on Wagner.

The State Department had held off on the sanctions, while it watched to see how the coup went.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 27, 2023 01:44 PM (2tUFv)

228 Why would you tell THAT hideous troll something like that?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
To get invited back.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 01:45 PM (t0OGg)

229 >>>had nothing to do with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 01:33 PM (LvTSG)

=====

Sounds exactly like what a guy who had something to do with it would say.

Posted by: Turn 2 at June 27, 2023 01:45 PM (Q9kIg)

230 220 Top Anheuser-Busch Marketing Executives Behind Boycott Are No Longer Employed

Did they really finally fire these two idiot fucknuggets?

https://tinyurl.com/bdfhn3nk
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 27, 2023 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

========

Doing it very quietly months after the flareup feels like perfectly applied crisis management when every move is wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 01:45 PM (LvTSG)

231 I was referring to her sunken chest
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

It's bound, not sunken!!!

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at June 27, 2023 01:45 PM (BvwbH)

232 I see driverless cars pass by my house a couple times a day. Usually it's those white Jaguars with cameras all over.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 27, 2023 01:46 PM (MeG8a)

233 Ryan Seacrest named the successor to Pat Sajak on Wheel of Fortune.

Sajak was forced out because he's conservative, but they'll never admit that. The producers made him have a separate "official Pat as the host of WOF" Twitter account from his actual personal one.

Posted by: Ian S.

--

I think this, too.

Both he and Vanna are out, and I suspect it has a LOT to do with the Rainbow Cult. There's a Gay or the relative of Gay on the show every week now, sometimes more than one day. Population wise, the chances of that happening seems next to impossible.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 01:46 PM (wCgji)

234 229 Sounds exactly like what a guy who had something to do with it would say.
Posted by: Turn 2 at June 27, 2023 01:45 PM (Q9kIg)

=========

Every time I try, I get ignored because I talk about old movies that no one cares about and such.

Let's try!

The Liberation of L.B. Jones > In the Heat of the Night

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 01:46 PM (LvTSG)

235 58 Trace Gallagher is the best of THAT bunch.
Posted by: wth at June 27, 2023 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

Agree. I actually found his news program watchable because it was extremely fast pace. He wasn't just filling the time with nonsense quotes.

Posted by: Iris at June 27, 2023 01:46 PM (NaH5I)

236 ++++
To get invited back.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 01:45 PM (t0OGg)

I see no benefit here.

His ratings are less than any show she's a part of. Unless they actually PAY you to be a guest, there's no reason.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

237 Ryan Seacrest named the successor to Pat Sajak on Wheel of Fortune.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 01:37 PM (+E9mL)

=====

I don't watch Wheel of Fortune so I don't really care, but he's responsible for foisting the Kartrashians on us, so he can EABOD.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 27, 2023 01:46 PM (DRSnL)

238 Sajak was forced out because he's conservative, but they'll never admit that. The producers made him have a separate "official Pat as the host of WOF" Twitter account from his actual personal one.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 27, 2023 01:43 PM (ZGrMX)

----------

Is Vanna White still on there? I assumed she too was conservative, or just not outspoken like Pat, but don't know ...

BTW, read Alex Trebec's autobiography (which he wrote while he was terminally ill); it was quite interesting, and although he started off as a Canadian liberal, I got the impression that he became more conservative with age (he was extremely independent and self-reliant, two obvious markers).

Posted by: ShainS -- Opression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 27, 2023 01:46 PM (+z+6a)

239 It took too long, but the fat lady(-boy) is tuning up for Foxweiser. And, let's face it, that network perfectly reflects the Republican Party.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 27, 2023 01:46 PM (KSNKu)

240 231 I was referring to her sunken chest
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report

It's bound, not sunken!!!
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at June 27, 2023 01:45 PM (BvwbH)

again, we're open all day !!

Posted by: Lenscrafters at June 27, 2023 01:46 PM (us2H3)

241 The whole Fox News vs. Tucker contract dispute has been strangely silent lately.

Posted by: Halfhand at June 27, 2023 01:46 PM (8m7ey)

242 In other news, they are all back from Rome, and Big Tit Donna is wearing a nice red dress.
Puppy Dog Liam is asking Crazy Eyes Hope about her trip, waiting to pounce when she lies about not kissing Psycho Thomas.

LOL.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 27, 2023 01:46 PM (ufFY8)

243
Were it not for the passing of my late mother just over one year ago, I would have no idea who are these Foxians in the thread. Emminently forgettable, all of them.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Proud Member of Clan Fried for ... oh, 'bout Four Weeks Now at June 27, 2023 01:47 PM (pNxlR)

244 I give it six months and then they'll turn Tucker's time slot into a variety show. Clowns, monkeys, the works.

Posted by: runner at June 27, 2023 01:47 PM (OkpwC)

245 We recently purchased a financial IRA product and, upon registering online to access their website, were presented with NO LESS THAN EIGHT DIFFERENT F*CKING CAPTCHAS that were all correctly checked

--

Listen, I'll be glad to give you one more chance to access the product you paid money for, but you'll need to identify this crosswalk, okay?

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 01:47 PM (wCgji)

246 Y'mean there are people here who have not heard that old joke?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Proud Member of Clan Fried for ... oh, 'bout Four Weeks Now at June 27, 2023 01:43 PM (pNxlR)

***

Lenscrafters is a company and, therefore, is not sentient

Posted by: Brian Dunkleman at June 27, 2023 01:47 PM (flINI)

247 What FOX News really needs is a strong Hands On Guy like Jeffery Tobin.

Posted by: WINSTON ALABASTER at June 27, 2023 01:47 PM (2znMt)

248 I’ll look up some of these people we are talking about some time… to place a face to a name.

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 01:47 PM (PCK5/)

249 228 Why would you tell THAT hideous troll something like that?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
To get invited back.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 01:45 PM (t0OGg)

It’s the podcast not the hbo show. The podcast (so far anyway) has not had any repeat guests. It’s a one on one conversation that runs 1:30 or and is released once a week. So probably not going to have repeat guests yes for a long time, if ever.

Posted by: Montec at June 27, 2023 01:47 PM (a9bsW)

250 Top Anheuser-Busch Marketing Executives Behind Boycott Are No Longer Employed

Did they really finally fire these two idiot fucknuggets?

https://tinyurl.com/bdfhn3nk
Posted by: Elric Blade

Heinerscheid, the 39-year-old who allegedly lives in an $8 million apartment close to Central Park, appeared on a podcast in late March to promote Bud Light’s new marketing. She said the company needed to update its “fratty” image and change its “out-of-touch humor.”

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 01:48 PM (+E9mL)

251 But Brett is the main man leading into the nighttime, primetime rejiggered lineup! He's unmovable. Tip of the spear. Fatty.

Posted by: micky at June 27, 2023 01:48 PM (3byMq)

252 Top Anheuser-Busch Marketing Executives Behind Boycott Are No Longer Employed

Did they really finally fire these two idiot fucknuggets? ...
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 27, 2023 01:43 PM (iFTx/)
++++
It's a "sources say" article, so who knows.

If they did, they didn't do it publicly as a part of an apology, so who cares.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 01:48 PM (t0OGg)

253 242 In other news, they are all back from Rome, and Big Tit Donna is wearing a nice red dress.
Puppy Dog Liam is asking Crazy Eyes Hope about her trip, waiting to pounce when she lies about not kissing Psycho Thomas.

LOL.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 27, 2023 01:46 PM (ufFY

Que???

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 01:48 PM (PCK5/)

254 Every time I try, I get ignored because I talk about old movies that no one cares about and such.

Let's try!

The Liberation of L.B. Jones > In the Heat of the Night
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 01:46 PM (LvTSG)

I'll play.

Zardoz > The Liberation of L.B. Jones > In the Heat of the Night

Game, Set, Match.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2023 01:49 PM (fb7jX)

255 I still feel like Tucker should file a "tortuous interference with a contract" against Dominion.

And blow up the settlement as either
1) the "fire Tucker" clause was included (proving his case), or
2) it wasn't-- making the written settlement fictitious as it did not include all terms.

As to two, shareholders should also file a class-action, that they recklessly devalued the company (by firing and by settling) without any legitimate business reason.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 27, 2023 01:49 PM (HSPw/)

256 166 Heh. Usually I don’t like the ultra skinny look. But there’s something about her that does it for me.

it's the glasses

Posted by: anachronda at June 27, 2023 01:49 PM (oY6Yp)

257
Usually it's those white Jaguars with cameras all over.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Laser pointers would fuck them up.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot Egg-Fried: Proud Member of Clan Fried for ... oh, 'bout Four Weeks Now at June 27, 2023 01:49 PM (pNxlR)

258 BTW, Bongino has really grown on me. Dude is funny, obviously smart, insightful, & glib -- and his passion is infectious.

Listen to his radio show most times, and occasionally catch his one-hour podcast at Rumble before the radio show.

Posted by: ShainS -- Opression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 27, 2023 01:49 PM (+z+6a)

259 FUCK ALL YOU

WE'RE OPEN ALL DAY

COME AND SEE US

Posted by: Lenscrafters at June 27, 2023 01:49 PM (us2H3)

260
Heinerscheid, the 39-year-old who allegedly lives in an $8 million apartment close to Central Park, appeared on a podcast in late March to promote Bud Light’s new marketing. She said the company needed to update its “fratty” image and change its “out-of-touch humor.”
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 01:48 PM (+E9mL)

Oh yeah....because leftwing faggotry is so "in."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

261 this does happen, but usually early in the life of an innovative company that's starting to make money but needs capital stability. In that case, it might get bought and left to run independently and just generate revenue for the parent.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 01:38 PM (t0OGg)

This is what happened to my company. We occupied a high-demand specialty niche and the parent company left us alone for the most part.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at June 27, 2023 01:49 PM (BdMk6)

262 T-storm in NoVa right now. Raining hard.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2023 01:50 PM (7EUFd)

263 Is Vanna White still on there? I assumed she too was conservative, or just not outspoken like Pat, but don't know

She definitely wasn't open about it but I always got the impression she was. She still looks damn good too.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 27, 2023 01:50 PM (ZGrMX)

264 LOL.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 27, 2023 01:46 PM (ufFY

Que???
Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 01:48 PM (PCK5/)

Your daily Bold and the Beautiful update.
Ten minutes left.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 27, 2023 01:50 PM (ufFY8)

265 233 Ryan Seacrest named the successor to Pat Sajak on Wheel of Fortune.

Sajak was forced out because he's conservative, but they'll never admit that. The producers made him have a separate "official Pat as the host of WOF" Twitter account from his actual personal one.

Posted by: Ian S.
______________

Seacrest has made quite a name for himself, and has had quite a successful career, despite being an annoying, talentless hack. I'll never understand what anyone saw in this guy.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 27, 2023 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

266 But Brett is the main man leading into the nighttime, primetime rejiggered lineup! He's unmovable. Tip of the spear. Fatty.
Posted by: micky at June 27, 2023 01:48 PM (3byMq)
........

He's going to need a new suit.

Posted by: wth at June 27, 2023 01:50 PM (v0R5T)

267 Top Anheuser-Busch Marketing Executives Behind Boycott Are No Longer Employed

I love the headline, the instigators are those who are boycotting, not the dimwit perverts who told the customer base to F-off.

"Top Tranheuser-Busch Marketing Executive Behind Bud Lite Sales Collapse Are No Longer Employed"

That would be neutral, not blame the actual fools nor the customer base.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 27, 2023 01:50 PM (p8A+W)

268 Doing it very quietly months after the flareup feels like perfectly applied crisis management when every move is wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 01:45 PM (LvTSG)
++++
Yup. Like they ran the playbook in mirror mode.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 01:50 PM (t0OGg)

269 Timothy's best role was in ~~Lion in the Winter~~ Flash Gordon

just played himself
Posted by: REDACTED at June 27, 2023 01:43 PM (us2H3)

========

FIFY.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

=====

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 27, 2023 01:50 PM (DRSnL)

270 259 FUCK ALL YOU

WE'RE OPEN ALL DAY

COME AND SEE US
Posted by: Lenscrafters at June 27, 2023 01:49 PM (us2H3)

========

But I can get glasses from Zenni Optical for $13, including shipping.

Also, I'm getting LASIK in 16 days, and I won't need your services at all anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 01:50 PM (LvTSG)

271 >>Now that Wagner has failed to overthrow Putin, the State Department is implementing previously announced sanctions on Wagner.

How devastating.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2023 01:50 PM (ZLI7S)

272 part of an apology, so who cares.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 01:48 PM (t0OGg)

I hope they apologize and it gets worse, like, you know, everything else.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 27, 2023 01:51 PM (KSNKu)

273 I see driverless cars pass by my house a couple times a day. Usually it's those white Jaguars with cameras all over.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Put an orange cone in their way. If they hit that, next day put a mannequin in the road and film it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 01:51 PM (+E9mL)

274 BTW, Bongino has really grown on me. Dude is funny, obviously smart, insightful, & glib -- and his passion is infectious.

But it takes him three hours to say what could be said in ten minutes.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 27, 2023 01:51 PM (p8A+W)

275 Speaking of the Maher podcast, he had RFK Jr on. I watched about 1/2 of it, pretty good, I’ll get to the other 1/2 sometime this week.

The show is just Maher and the guest shooting the shit for an hour and a half. Maher hates Trump because well, he does. But on a lot of other issues, vaccines, wokeness, defund the police, excess regulations, most here would nod in agreement with a lot of what he says.

Posted by: Montec at June 27, 2023 01:51 PM (a9bsW)

276 It’s the podcast not the hbo show. The podcast (so far anyway) has not had any repeat guests. It’s a one on one conversation that runs 1:30 or and is released once a week. So probably not going to have repeat guests yes for a long time, if ever.
Posted by: Montec at June 27, 2023 01:47 PM (a9bsW)
++++
:: shrugs ::

Dunno, then. Maybe she just likes boasting about butt stuff. Or maybe she's one of those Bill Baher fangirls who was trying to entice him.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 01:51 PM (t0OGg)

277 @265

>>I'll never understand what anyone saw in this guy.

He's relatively attractive, has a good work ethic and is willing to fill any holes that need filling.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 27, 2023 01:51 PM (up/3i)

278 Ryan Seacrest has announced he is honored that he will be working with Vanna White, so Ryan does know how to say the right things...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 27, 2023 01:52 PM (exHjb)

279 255 I still feel like Tucker should file a "tortuous interference with a contract" against Dominion.

And blow up the settlement as either
1) the "fire Tucker" clause was included (proving his case), or
2) it wasn't-- making the written settlement fictitious as it did not include all terms.

As to two, shareholders should also file a class-action, that they recklessly devalued the company (by firing and by settling) without any legitimate business reason.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 27, 2023 01:49 PM (HSPw/)

My prediction: the Murdochs will drive the company's enterprise value low enough to make a take-private offer for the company.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 27, 2023 01:52 PM (/iWhV)

280 Seacrest has made quite a name for himself, and has had quite a successful career, despite being an annoying, talentless hack. I'll never understand what anyone saw in this guy.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 27, 2023 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

***

I've experienced more peen that a Urologist that is close to retirement

Posted by: Seacrest at June 27, 2023 01:52 PM (flINI)

281 Robert Wagner has a Merc Army???

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 01:52 PM (PCK5/)

282 Bongino is good. Gritty, New York style dialog. Experience with law enforcement and secret service.
Often funny, seldom boring. Usually by the time the main media reports on something "breaking", Dan has already wrote a book on it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 27, 2023 01:52 PM (MeG8a)

283 Your daily Bold and the Beautiful update.
Ten minutes left.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 27, 2023 01:50 PM (ufFY

YOU'RE NOT WATCHING FOX?

Posted by: Sean Hannity at June 27, 2023 01:52 PM (v0R5T)

284 Now that Wagner has failed to overthrow Putin, the State Department is implementing previously announced sanctions on Wagner.

Does this come after the State Department quietly slipped Wagner group six billion dollars to overthrow Putin?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 27, 2023 01:53 PM (p8A+W)

285 233 Both he and Vanna are out, and I suspect it has a LOT to do with the Rainbow Cult. There's a Gay or the relative of Gay on the show every week now, sometimes more than one day. Population wise, the chances of that happening seems next to impossible.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 01:46 PM

No, see...settled science NOW shows us that queerness is INCREDIBLY common and natural, and it's just been our evil Western patriarchal heteronormative cisgendered colonizing cultural that has brainwashed the people and suppressed their natural sexuality. Once WE get done ~~brainwashing~~ educating people through outreach and representation, things will be great!!!

Posted by: Gaystapo at June 27, 2023 01:53 PM (BvwbH)

286 Seacrest has made quite a name for himself, and has had quite a successful career, despite being an annoying, talentless hack. I'll never understand what anyone saw in this guy.

He's less-self-aware Carson Daly. Being good at keeping a live show from jumping off the rails is an actual talent and those two are the go-to guys for it now.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 27, 2023 01:53 PM (ZGrMX)

287 Also, I'm getting LASIK in 16 days, and I won't need your services at all anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I saved a ton of money on Lasik by Mail.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 01:53 PM (+E9mL)

288
Also, I'm getting LASIK in 16 days, and I won't need your services at all anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 01:50 PM (LvTSG)

You HOPE, anyway.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

289 As for Sajak being forced out...he's 81 and going to film his last season in full. I think he picked his own exit.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 27, 2023 01:53 PM (exHjb)

290 hasn't Sajak been hosting that show for 40 years? maybe he just wants to quit doing it.

Posted by: DanMan at June 27, 2023 01:53 PM (DB6tu)

291 Wagner gets a pallet of cash from the three letters to overthrow Putin.

Wagner gives Putin a cut in exchange for putting on a little farce.

Wouldn't that be hilarious.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2023 01:54 PM (9UlRk)

292 262 T-storm in NoVa right now. Raining hard.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2023 01:50 PM (7EUFd)

Yeah, getting dark here fast. Radar says it's on the doorstep.

Doggeh will be skirred.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 27, 2023 01:54 PM (N3zMI)

293 I put on Bongino's podcast almost every weekday.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 27, 2023 01:54 PM (MvF+J)

294 >>I'll never understand what anyone saw in this guy.

He's relatively attractive, has a good work ethic and is willing to fill any holes that need filling.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 27, 2023 01:51 PM (up/3i)

you just qualified for a years membership in our club

Posted by: 8th Street gloryhole at June 27, 2023 01:54 PM (us2H3)

295 I see driverless cars pass by my house a couple times a day. Usually it's those white Jaguars with cameras all over.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Put an orange cone in their way. If they hit that, next day put a mannequin in the road and film it.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 01:51 PM (+E9mL)
........

Don't let your cat out.

Posted by: wth at June 27, 2023 01:54 PM (v0R5T)

296 287
I saved a ton of money on Lasik by Mail.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 01:53 PM (+E9mL)

========

I'm doing LASIK online. I just stare at a red dot and it fixes my vision!

Ophthalmologists hate this one weird trick!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

297 258 BTW, Bongino has really grown on me. Dude is funny, obviously smart, insightful, & glib -- and his passion is infectious.

Listen to his radio show most times, and occasionally catch his one-hour podcast at Rumble before the radio show.
Posted by: ShainS -- Opression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 27, 2023 01:49 PM (+z+6a)

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I like Bongino except for the segment that seems to roll around at least twice a week where he gets in his feels and sounds like he's delivering a eulogy and trying not to break down sobbing.

It's a bit depressing.

Posted by: ballistic at June 27, 2023 01:54 PM (oXNqT)

298 Bongino is good. Gritty, New York style dialog. Experience with law enforcement and secret service.
Often funny, seldom boring. Usually by the time the main media reports on something "breaking", Dan has already wrote a book on it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 27, 2023 01:52 PM (MeG8a)

I wish he would take a page out of Crowder's book and only have one sponsor per show instead of stopping down to read me some out of place live read commercial in the middle of his speech.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

299 Dunno, then. Maybe she just likes boasting about butt stuff. Or maybe she's one of those Bill Baher fangirls who was trying to entice him.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 01:51 PM (t0OGg)

Maher has had a LOT of girlfriends. Ann Coulter being one of them.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 27, 2023 01:54 PM (/iWhV)

300 280 Seacrest has made quite a name for himself, and has had quite a successful career, despite being an annoying, talentless hack. I'll never understand what anyone saw in this guy.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 27, 2023 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

He's friendly and innocuous...I can probably count on one hand how many other Hollywood A listers can pull that off day in and day out for years and years...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 27, 2023 01:55 PM (exHjb)

301 Seacrest is non threatening, nice smile, and every woman watching would happily let him fuck her. See also Mario Lopez.

Posted by: Montec at June 27, 2023 01:55 PM (a9bsW)

302 Sajak does not want to die at the Wheel, maybe…

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 01:55 PM (PCK5/)

303 My cat never goes out. He knows this is where all the food is...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 27, 2023 01:55 PM (MeG8a)

304 As for Sajak being forced out...he's 81 and going to film his last season in full. I think he picked his own exit.
Posted by: Nova Local

F_ck Al_ Y'_ll.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 01:56 PM (+E9mL)

305 As for Sajak being forced out...he's 81 and going to film his last season in full. I think he picked his own exit.

I'd believe that except that for the last 2 years there's been a steady drumbeat of media stories about how he's too edgy and too weird with the contestants. I've seen the clips in question and they seem entirely normal to me.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 27, 2023 01:56 PM (ZGrMX)

306 Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 27, 2023 01:50 PM (ufFY

YOU'RE NOT WATCHING FOX?
Posted by: Sean Hannity at June 27, 2023 01:52 PM (v0R5T)

I get a laugh out of the insipid dialogue and story line, get to see some relatively hot women, and get a sense of the incredibly bullshit propaganda that CBS pushes via their promos for their news programs and their dumbass FBI programs.

Any more than the commercials that air in thirty minutes would drive me insane.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 27, 2023 01:56 PM (ufFY8)

307
Seacrest is a handsome guy who doesn't come off as a fucking creep, even though he is one.

That is really all you need in that biz. It's not complicated. Show up, don't be ugly, read the prompter, done. It used to be the standard for Presidents, but they dropped the parts about being physically appealing and not openly pervy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2023 01:56 PM (oINRc)

308 It's complete coincidence the conservatives are quitting the season after all-gay all-the-time is introduced.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 01:56 PM (wCgji)

309 Zardoz > The Liberation of L.B. Jones > In the Heat of the Night

Game, Set, Match.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2023 01:49 PM (fb7jX)

The Gun is Good. The Penis is Evil.

Posted by: Dear Abby at June 27, 2023 01:56 PM (zZu0s)

310 >>>BTW, Bongino has really grown on me. Dude is funny, obviously smart, insightful, & glib -- and his passion is infectious.

Listen to his radio show most times, and occasionally catch his one-hour podcast at Rumble before the radio show.
Posted by: ShainS -- Opression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 27, 2023 01:49 PM (+z+6a)

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I listen to him because he fills Rush's old slot in my small city. But he went on about his Bongino rule way too long last Friday. He tends to do this with other subjects as well. Oh, well. It's a high bar that won't be surpassed.

Posted by: Turn 2 at June 27, 2023 01:56 PM (Q9kIg)

311 304 As for Sajak being forced out...he's 81 and going to film his last season in full. I think he picked his own exit.
Posted by: Nova Local

F_ck Al_ Y'_ll.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 01:56 PM (+E9mL)

Hah! and another Hah!

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 01:56 PM (PCK5/)

312 Sajak does not want to die at the Wheel, maybe…
__________

No one WANTS to die at The Wheel. . .

Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at June 27, 2023 01:56 PM (lf83v)

313 I like Bongino except for the segment that seems to roll around at least twice a week where he gets in his feels and sounds like he's delivering a eulogy and trying not to break down sobbing.

It's a bit depressing.
Posted by: ballistic at June 27, 2023 01:54 PM (oXNqT)

Also known as "Glenn Becking." It usually escalates.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at June 27, 2023 01:57 PM (xPJvm)

314 Seacrest is non threatening, nice smile, and every woman watching would happily let him fuck her.

Posted by: Montec at June 27, 2023 01:55 PM (a9bsW)

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Um, no. Gross.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 27, 2023 01:57 PM (DRSnL)

315 re: Sajak: he's been at it 42 years and is almost 78 years old

Posted by: DanMan at June 27, 2023 01:57 PM (DB6tu)

316 Sajak is 76 years old and has been doing wheel for what 40 years? At some point it’s time to call it quits.

Posted by: Montec at June 27, 2023 01:57 PM (a9bsW)

317 Sajak makes $15 mil a year and works only 48 days. I'd stay with that until I got bored too. He HAS to be bored pretending to be interested in the mouth breathers that float through that studio

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 27, 2023 01:57 PM (flINI)

318 No one WANTS to die at The Wheel. . .
Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition

I'd rather die at the wheel like grandpa.
Unlike the passengers in the back seat.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 01:58 PM (+E9mL)

319 F_ck Al_ Y'_ll.

--

My favorite remains

_UCK _E IN THE A_ _ TONIGHT

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 01:58 PM (wCgji)

320 Um, no. Gross.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 27, 2023 01:57 PM (DRSnL)

There’s always that one trouble maker. 😀

Posted by: Montec at June 27, 2023 01:58 PM (a9bsW)

321 Okay… so we got Sajak at 78, 76, and 81 …. who’s good for 77?.

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 01:58 PM (PCK5/)

322 >>I'm doing LASIK online. I just stare at a red dot and it fixes my vision!

My ex had it done way back in the early days. Dr. invited me into the room while he was doing the procedure to watch.

Don't ever go into the room to watch the procedure. Then he gives me a video of the procedure so I can relive the highlights. That's a video that will never be watched.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2023 01:58 PM (ZLI7S)

323 Sajak does not want to die at the Wheel, maybe…

That's "die BEHIND the wheel" - Donald Fagen and Zombie Walter Becker

Posted by: Ian S. at June 27, 2023 01:59 PM (ZGrMX)

324
Clap a-clap a-clap
They call him the Clapper
Clap, clap, clap,
you know what he's after

Posted by: Big Deepstate at June 27, 2023 01:59 PM (a3Q+t)

325 Okay… so we got Sajak at 78, 76, and 81 …. who’s good for 77?.
Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 01:58 PM (PCK5/)

1 year, Bob

Posted by: Warai-otoko, playing the wrong game at June 27, 2023 01:59 PM (9UlRk)

326 On Bongino's podcast yesterday, he showed a selfie video clip of Paula and himself dancing. He looked like he wasn't enjoying himself. She was happy. He looked like me dancing unhappily.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 27, 2023 01:59 PM (MvF+J)

327 322 Don't ever go into the room to watch the procedure. Then he gives me a video of the procedure so I can relive the highlights. That's a video that will never be watched.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2023 01:58 PM (ZLI7S)

========

I got two separate descriptions since I went to two different offices to price match. It sounds gross.

Also, I'll be awake through the whole thing.

I can't wait!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 01:59 PM (LvTSG)

328 Sajak makes $15 mil a year and works only 48 days.

AND gets to travel to vacation destinations on the company dime.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 01:59 PM (+E9mL)

329 SCOTUS just handed the Democrat scheme to use the state judiciary as a rear guard against electoral changes made by the state legislature a huge victory. You will now have judges, instead of the elected representatives running your elections.

Posted by: Veritas at June 27, 2023 02:00 PM (eMy+y)

330 At some point in life just give it up and do something else, like 🚢

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2023 02:00 PM (xhxe8)

331 Maybe Pat finally got in Vanna's pants.

Posted by: wth at June 27, 2023 02:00 PM (v0R5T)

332 I wonder how pissed Gutfeld is to be moved from late night to prime time. That should really mess with his show formula and blue humor.

Posted by: Jaimo at June 27, 2023 02:00 PM (DBrN4)

333 But I can get glasses from Zenni Optical for $13, including shipping.

Also, I'm getting LASIK in 16 days, and I won't need your services at all anymore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 01:50 PM (LvTSG)

Had it done March 2001 and zero glasses since. I do think readers are in my near future, however. Gettin' old ain't for sissies.

Posted by: Catherine at June 27, 2023 02:00 PM (ZSsrh)

334
My favorite remains

_UCK _E IN THE A_ _ TONIGHT
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 01:58 PM (wCgji)

_ H_TE N_GGERS

Posted by: Randy Marsh at June 27, 2023 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

335 Maybe Pat finally got in Vanna's pants.
Posted by: wth at June 27, 2023 02:00 PM (v0R5T)

I still have the Playboy she was in.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

336
re Seacrest

I never watched the Idol show and had no idea how it worked, but one night it was on at someone else's house and I asked, "Who is that guy?" The host of the show was very personable, good-looking, poised, likable, smooth, etc.

It was Ryan Seacrest. Perfect man for the job. I don't know what else he could do, but they cast the right person for that job. Good thing this happened before we found out white men are the enemy.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2023 02:01 PM (AxmOr)

337 My favorite remains

_UCK _E IN THE A_ _ TONIGHT
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine

Who in the fuck says, "Luck in the air tonight"????

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 02:01 PM (+E9mL)

338 Sajak makes $15 mil a year and works only 48 days.
________

And evacuates his vowels on every show.

Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at June 27, 2023 02:01 PM (lf83v)

339 333 Had it done March 2001 and zero glasses since. I do think readers are in my near future, however. Gettin' old ain't for sissies.
Posted by: Catherine at June 27, 2023 02:00 PM (ZSsrh)

=======

Both of the doctors I talked to warned me that I was probably going to need readers in 7-10 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:01 PM (LvTSG)

340 >>>>I'm doing LASIK online. I just stare at a red dot and it fixes my vision!

=====

For years I was told by my O.D. I’m the perfect candidate for LASIK. When I finally have the money for the procedure? Sorry, you’re not a good candidate.

Posted by: Turn 2 at June 27, 2023 02:01 PM (Q9kIg)

341 I got two separate descriptions since I went to two different offices to price match. It sounds gross.

Also, I'll be awake through the whole thing.

I can't wait!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 01:59 PM (LvTSG)

Just wait until you hit the age when the eyes do not focus right- all of a sudden.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2023 02:01 PM (zZu0s)

342 You will now have judges, instead of the elected representatives running your elections.

--

Just like the Constitution intended!!!

The judges say so!!!

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 02:01 PM (wCgji)

343 Vanna is 66 and been turning letters for 41 years, dang

Posted by: DanMan at June 27, 2023 02:01 PM (DB6tu)

344 My prediction: the Murdochs will drive the company's enterprise value low enough to make a take-private offer for the company.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 27, 2023 01:52 PM (/iWhV)

I doubt it. Cable tv is dying and everyone knows it. People are streaming now (yes, even us old folks).

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at June 27, 2023 02:02 PM (BdMk6)

345 340 For years I was told by my O.D. I’m the perfect candidate for LASIK. When I finally have the money for the procedure? Sorry, you’re not a good candidate.
Posted by: Turn 2 at June 27, 2023 02:01 PM (Q9kIg)

=========

Dolley was told that she could do it last year, until the day before when the head doctor was reviewing her charts and refused to do it. Her cornea was too thin.

She was not happy, and I'm pretty sure she's going to hold it against me that I'm getting it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

346 Wagner gets a pallet of cash from the three letters to overthrow Putin.

Wagner gives Putin a cut in exchange for putting on a little farce.

Wouldn't that be hilarious.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2023 01:54 PM (9UlRk)
++++
Oh, my.

That's so plausible that I can't believe I didn't think of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 02:02 PM (t0OGg)

347 My favorite remains

_UCK _E IN THE A_ _ TONIGHT
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine

Who in the fuck says, "Luck in the air tonight"????

Posted by: rickb223
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https://tinyurl.com/2jhpamxd

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 02:02 PM (wCgji)

348 >>>Vanna is 66 and been turning letters for 41 years, dang
Posted by: DanMan at June 27, 2023 02:01 PM (DB6tu)

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Oh, lord I feel old. I was a freshman in college when her nood photos were published in playboy.

Posted by: Turn 2 at June 27, 2023 02:03 PM (Q9kIg)

349 >>I got two separate descriptions since I went to two different offices to price match. It sounds gross.

>>Also, I'll be awake through the whole thing.

>>I can't wait!

It is gross. But also amazing. She went from being essentially blind without her glasses or contacts to nearly perfect vision overnight.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2023 02:03 PM (ZLI7S)

350 My company is being acquired. We're being told that most jobs outside of business operations (HR, accounting, IT, legal, etc.) will be safe.

All mergers have a winning party and a losing party.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 27, 2023 02:03 PM (2tUFv)

351 F_ck Al_ Y'_ll.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 01:56 PM

Technically, since l and a have already been picked, the only letter remaining is u.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 27, 2023 02:03 PM (a3Q+t)

352
SCOTUS just handed the Democrat scheme to use the state judiciary as a rear guard against electoral changes made by the state legislature a huge victory. You will now have judges, instead of the elected representatives running your elections.
Posted by: Veritas

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8-1 with Alito dissenting?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2023 02:03 PM (AxmOr)

353 You will now have judges, instead of the elected representatives running your elections.

--

Just like the Constitution intended!!!

The judges say so!!!
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 02:01 PM (wCgji)

You're welcome.

Posted by: Marbury v Madison at June 27, 2023 02:03 PM (ufFY8)

354 If I made $15m a year for working 48 days I would be retired well before my 70s. I dunno, that’s just me. At some point does that extra $10m (after tax)make a difference in your life? Only so many cars and houses you can buy.

Posted by: Montec at June 27, 2023 02:03 PM (a9bsW)

355 =========

Dolley was told that she could do it last year, until the day before when the head doctor was reviewing her charts and refused to do it. Her cornea was too thin.

She was not happy, and I'm pretty sure she's going to hold it against me that I'm getting it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

They do cornea transplants.

Of course, they don't last forever and they recommend not getting one till you're in your late 60's early 70's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

356 I was confusing Jesse Watters with Jesse Kelly. Jesse Kelly-on conservative radio- is definitely not a rah-rah Republican guy, so there's no way Fox would pick him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2023 02:04 PM (Keyt1)

357 "Fcuk me in the ass tonight", Pat.

Posted by: Randy S. Marsh at June 27, 2023 02:04 PM (Vwz3I)

358 Technically, since l and a have already been picked, the only letter remaining is u.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 27, 2023 02:03 PM (a3Q+t)

Right back atcha, nutack

Also shut up.

Posted by: Alu Y'ull at June 27, 2023 02:04 PM (9UlRk)

359 Oh, lord I feel old. I was a freshman in college when her nood photos were published in playboy.
Posted by: Turn 2 at June 27, 2023 02:03 PM (Q9kIg)

***

Pictures or it didn't happen

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 27, 2023 02:04 PM (flINI)

360 349 It is gross. But also amazing. She went from being essentially blind without her glasses or contacts to nearly perfect vision overnight.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2023 02:03 PM (ZLI7S)

=======

I told the first tech that I was painfully nearsighted. She was really surprised when she was doing the standard eye test and I could literally make nothing from the far screen. Literally nothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:04 PM (LvTSG)

361 Well, I'm glad we got that settled.

Jefrey Epstein's unsupervised, unfilmed death while in federal custody was totally a suicide, feds declare

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 27, 2023 02:04 PM (FVME7)

362 352 8-1 with Alito dissenting?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 27, 2023 02:03 PM (AxmOr)

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6-3

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:04 PM (LvTSG)

363 321 Okay… so we got Sajak at 78, 76, and 81 …. who’s good for 77?.
Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 01:58 PM (PCK5/)

I'll go with one year old, Bob. Oops, wrong game show.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at June 27, 2023 02:05 PM (9yXG3)

364 Dolley was told that she could do it last year, until the day before when the head doctor was reviewing her charts and refused to do it. Her cornea was too thin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

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My corneas are super thick, apparently. I've had to have two eyeball ultrasounds because of them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 27, 2023 02:05 PM (DRSnL)

365 138 Moving Gutfeld is a mistake, he will lose his edge.

Yeah i can't see how he can have Jaime, DeVito, or Machi on during the 10 o'clock hour without Fox getting a bunch of letters frim people who think it's too crude.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 27, 2023 02:05 PM (PLI3t)

366 346 Wagner gets a pallet of cash from the three letters to overthrow Putin.

Wagner gives Putin a cut in exchange for putting on a little farce.

Wouldn't that be hilarious.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2023 01:54 PM (9UlRk)
++++
Oh, my.

That's so plausible that I can't believe I didn't think of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 02:02 PM (t0OGg)

See, this is what I think:
1) The WEF approaches Wagner about staging a coup against Putin.
2) Wagner tells Putin.
3) Putin agrees to put on a show in order to also see if there are any disloyal army commanders or other elements in the government.
4) Wagner pockets the WEF money and Putin feels more secure in at least the military. AND gains a further foothold in Belarus.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2023 02:05 PM (zZu0s)

367 Who in the fuck says, "Luck in the air tonight"???
Posted by: rickb223

Ace, when his paramour has responded favorably to his texts?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2023 02:05 PM (a3Q+t)

368 ***

Pictures or it didn't happen
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 27, 2023 02:04 PM (flINI)

They're out there. Just search.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

369 >>>She was not happy, and I'm pretty sure she's going to hold it against me that I'm getting it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:02 PM (LvTSG)

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Yep, I'd be on Dolly's side.

Posted by: Turn 2 at June 27, 2023 02:05 PM (Q9kIg)

370 355 They do cornea transplants.

Of course, they don't last forever and they recommend not getting one till you're in your late 60's early 70's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

They talked about doing a lens replacement (that would have fixed her vision without touching her cornea), but the price went from $4,600 to $12,000.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

371 8-1 with Alito dissenting?
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6-3 Commies celebrate:

MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch
BREAKING: In a huge win for democracy, the U.S. Supreme Court has REJECTED the Trump-backed 'independent state legislature' theory in Moore v. Harper and ruled AGAINST Republican lawmakers in a dispute over North Carolina’s congressional map.

"The Elections Clause does not vest exclusive and independent authority in state legislatures to set the rules regarding federal elections."

It was a 6-3 majority with Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch dissenting.

Posted by: Randy S. Marsh at June 27, 2023 02:06 PM (Vwz3I)

372 "I still have the Playboy she was in."

was that before or after Barbie Benton with the back pocket holes in her jeans?

Posted by: DanMan at June 27, 2023 02:06 PM (DB6tu)

373 My favorite remains

_UCK _E IN THE A_ _ TONIGHT

Except when the contestant bought the vowel (eg 'I') it would read: _UCK _E IN THE AI _ TONIGHT

Still the best is:
"People who annoy you"
N _ G G E R S

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 27, 2023 02:06 PM (p8A+W)

374 Technically, since l and a have already been picked, the only letter remaining is u.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

It's a joke Wesley, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 02:06 PM (+E9mL)

375 Cheaper to buy a judge than a covey of Reps sounds like…

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 02:06 PM (PCK5/)

376 Dog spent all night under the bed and the poor thing went nuts when they fired something off at AP Hill this morning.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 27, 2023 02:06 PM (7z5rI)

377 346 Wagner gets a pallet of cash from the three letters to overthrow Putin.

Wagner gives Putin a cut in exchange for putting on a little farce.

Wouldn't that be hilarious.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2023 01:54 PM (9UlRk)
++++
Oh, my.

That's so plausible that I can't believe I didn't think of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 02:02 PM (t0OGg)

That's what I figured happened - all in all, it distracted from Biden criminality, so it was worth it to the 3 letters no matter what...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 27, 2023 02:06 PM (exHjb)

378 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2023 02:05 PM (zZu0s)
++++
Either is plausible.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 02:06 PM (t0OGg)

379 #371 Off, CO sock.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 27, 2023 02:06 PM (Vwz3I)

380 Interocular lens replacement.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2023 02:06 PM (zZu0s)

381 >>I told the first tech that I was painfully nearsighted. She was really surprised when she was doing the standard eye test and I could literally make nothing from the far screen. Literally nothing.

You're in for a treat.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2023 02:06 PM (ZLI7S)

382 >>> 227 LOL.

Now that Wagner has failed to overthrow Putin, the State Department is implementing previously announced sanctions on Wagner.

The State Department had held off on the sanctions, while it watched to see how the coup went.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 27, 2023 01:44 PM (2tUFv)

How does this work? Does P-whatsit have yacht they can steal?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 27, 2023 02:07 PM (llON8)

383 Nobody’s job was safe at Fox. Jesse Watters, eh. I’ve watched him a couple of times but like you say, he’s not going to rock the boat. Too, bad.

Posted by: Sidney at June 27, 2023 02:07 PM (Uy/WF)

384 321 Okay… so we got Sajak at 78, 76, and 81 …. who’s good for 77?.

I said almost 78 so I did cover the correct age

Posted by: DanMan at June 27, 2023 02:07 PM (DB6tu)

385
MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch
BREAKING: In a huge win for democracy, the U.S. Supreme Court has REJECTED the Trump-backed 'independent state legislature' theory in Moore v. Harper and ruled AGAINST Republican lawmakers in a dispute over North Carolina’s congressional map.
---

It doesn't say what it says, dummies. We'll tell you what it says. And it doesn't say what you are reading for yourself.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 02:07 PM (wCgji)

386 381 You're in for a treat.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2023 02:06 PM (ZLI7S)

======

I do contacts when I'm vacation. It'll be nice not to have to do that crap just to wear sunglasses.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:07 PM (LvTSG)

387 See, this is what I think:
1) The WEF approaches Wagner about staging a coup against Putin.
2) Wagner tells Putin.
3) Putin agrees to put on a show in order to also see if there are any disloyal army commanders or other elements in the government.
4) Wagner pockets the WEF money and Putin feels more secure in at least the military. AND gains a further foothold in Belarus.

That has been my running narrative since this came out.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 27, 2023 02:08 PM (p8A+W)

388 =========

They talked about doing a lens replacement (that would have fixed her vision without touching her cornea), but the price went from $4,600 to $12,000.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

Lens replacement would mean she'd still have to wear glasses to read.

But, that still seems awfully pricey for lens replacement. My brother has had both eyes done, then one a second time and I don't remember it being that expensive. But, insurance and he had a medical condition requiring the surgery.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

389 BREAKING: In a huge win for democracy

--

I like that added touch, though. Someone knows what she's talking about.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 27, 2023 02:08 PM (wCgji)

390 I do contacts when I'm vacation. It'll be nice not to have to do that crap just to wear sunglasses.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:07 PM (LvTSG)
++++
I have my prescription sunglasses.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 02:08 PM (t0OGg)

391 Magnifying readers are no big deal. I have them in every room of the house.
I also have a set dangling around my neck usually, but I can't find those.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 27, 2023 02:08 PM (MeG8a)

392 SCOTUS created a giant shitpile which now causes state disputes to come to them, and we know those disputes will not be resolved timely or in a manner that permits free and fair elections. It will be a process that changes outcomes which won't be reversed due to electoral law that gives deference to votes already made and certified. I could not think of a worse ruling as Democrats will use this against the people to cement permanent majorities. Worse, the judiciary will now be ultimately deciding elections. It's why Robert's and Kavanaugh voted with all the liberals to make this change. What a catastrophic lack of judgment they've shown.

Posted by: Veritas at June 27, 2023 02:09 PM (eMy+y)

393 >>>Who in the fuck says, "Luck in the air tonight"???
Posted by: rickb223

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Did you mean to say "luck be a lady tonight"?

Posted by: Frank at June 27, 2023 02:09 PM (Q9kIg)

394 Okay… so we got Sajak at 78, 76, and 81 …. who’s good for 77?.
Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 01:58 PM (PCK5/)

1 year, Bob
Posted by: Warai-otoko, playing the wrong game at June 27, 2023 01:59 PM (9UlRk)

I thought we were discussing Wheel of Fortune not The Price is Right.

Posted by: polynikes at June 27, 2023 02:09 PM (MNhXM)

395 388 Lens replacement would mean she'd still have to wear glasses to read.

But, that still seems awfully pricey for lens replacement. My brother has had both eyes done, then one a second time and I don't remember it being that expensive. But, insurance and he had a medical condition requiring the surgery.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

========

I had a separate conversation with the finance person about it, and it's because it'd done in a hospital and involves anesthesia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:09 PM (LvTSG)

396
was that before or after Barbie Benton with the back pocket holes in her jeans?
Posted by: DanMan at June 27, 2023 02:06 PM (DB6tu)

Is this a "So Fine" movie reference?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

397 391 Magnifying readers are no big deal. I have them in every room of the house.
I also have a set dangling around my neck usually, but I can't find those.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 27, 2023 02:08 PM (MeG8a)

*fistbump*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 27, 2023 02:10 PM (PiwSw)

398 Sep 2023: Eyes that eyedentify as trans can now get eye-regendering GASIK surgery as an outpatient procedure. Available eye-genders: nostril, nosetip, brow, earcanal.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 27, 2023 02:10 PM (MvF+J)

399 SCOTUS created a giant shitpile which now causes state disputes to come to them, and we know those disputes will not be resolved timely or in a manner that permits free and fair elections. It will be a process that changes outcomes which won't be reversed due to electoral law that gives deference to votes already made and certified. I could not think of a worse ruling as Democrats will use this against the people to cement permanent majorities. Worse, the judiciary will now be ultimately deciding elections. It's why Robert's and Kavanaugh voted with all the liberals to make this change. What a catastrophic lack of judgment they've shown.
Posted by: Veritas at June 27, 2023 02:09 PM (eMy+y)
++++
Good for the Court's power, though. At least short term until they dissent on something important and get packed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 02:10 PM (t0OGg)

400 366 346 Wagner gets a pallet of cash from the three letters to overthrow Putin.

Wagner gives Putin a cut in exchange for putting on a little farce.

Wouldn't that be hilarious.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2023 01:54 PM (9UlRk)
++++
Oh, my.

That's so plausible that I can't believe I didn't think of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 02:02 PM (t0OGg)

See, this is what I think:
1) The WEF approaches Wagner about staging a coup against Putin.
2) Wagner tells Putin.
3) Putin agrees to put on a show in order to also see if there are any disloyal army commanders or other elements in the government.
4) Wagner pockets the WEF money and Putin feels more secure in at least the military. AND gains a further foothold in Belarus.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2023 02:05 PM (zZu0s)

You guys are good. I thought that *I* was cynical, but this takes the cake.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 27, 2023 02:10 PM (/iWhV)

401 359 Oh, lord I feel old. I was a freshman in college when her nood photos were published in playboy.
Posted by: Turn 2 at June 27, 2023 02:03 PM (Q9kIg)

***

Pictures or it didn't happen
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 27, 2023 02:04 PM (flINI)

I inherited the Vanna edition from my FIL. I can bring that mag and my "CPSC banned metal tipped" Yard Darts to the next MoMe I attend. I'm a sharing kind of person.

PS: Took a look. It really is kind of meh. But the Yard Darts are cool and in their original packaging.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at June 27, 2023 02:10 PM (2Hizd)

402 390 I have my prescription sunglasses.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 27, 2023 02:08 PM (t0OGg)

========

I've just never bothered. Dolley has a pair, and when I drove back from my appointment last week, I reached for sunglasses because my eyes were dilated and it was bright.

They were Dolley's prescription glasses. Holy shit, I was not expecting that...while driving.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

403
========

I had a separate conversation with the finance person about it, and it's because it'd done in a hospital and involves anesthesia.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:09 PM (LvTSG)

My brother's, both times, was in an outpatient clinic. And he wasn't knocked out....drugged, but awake.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

404 Is this a "So Fine" movie reference?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

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Holy shit. I haven't thought of that movie in 30 years, at least.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 27, 2023 02:11 PM (DRSnL)

405 They talked about doing a lens replacement (that would have fixed her vision without touching her cornea), but the price went from $4,600 to $12,000.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

You can thank the out-of-control tort laws for that.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at June 27, 2023 02:11 PM (BdMk6)

406 Did you hear about the newest Budwiser Clydesdale? He only has one eye.

His name is Cy Clops.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 27, 2023 02:12 PM (a3Q+t)

407
OK, here's the pitch:

FOX does a Lancelot Link inspired talk show (yeah, dressed up chimpanzees dosed with peanut butter to make their lips move) in the 9 pm slot, reciting CNN content with appropriate voice over zaniness!

What do you think, sirs?

Posted by: Auspex at June 27, 2023 02:12 PM (j4U/Z)

408 I inherited the Vanna edition from my FIL. I can bring that mag and my "CPSC banned metal tipped" Yard Darts to the next MoMe I attend.

JARTS FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 02:12 PM (+E9mL)

409 I've just never bothered. Dolley has a pair, and when I drove back from my appointment last week, I reached for sunglasses because my eyes were dilated and it was bright.

They were Dolley's prescription glasses. Holy shit, I was not expecting that...while driving.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:10 PM (LvTSG)

They didn't give you the plastic dark tint roll up glasses?

What kind of chop shop are you going to?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

410 SCOTUS created a giant shitpile which now causes state disputes to come to them, and we know those disputes will not be resolved timely or in a manner that permits free and fair elections.

-------

But I've been assured by the Roberts Court on a couple of occasions thhat US states have no standing before them.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 27, 2023 02:12 PM (ISYdD)

411 Queen For a Day! Or, at least, pussy of the day!

White guy sobs to police after they arrest armed black man who threatened to stab his family to death

The man is upset because the police are arresting a man who brandished a knife and threatened to stab his entire family!!!

Guy: [Through tears] Now he's gonna think I'm doing this because I'm white and he's black! Or he's homeless and I'm not! I don't want that!

https://tinyurl.com/y2ddasra

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 27, 2023 02:12 PM (FVME7)

412 Ace killed the front page with his Ana Navarro nood.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

413 I've learned to live with being nearsighted.

I would like to get a nose job, though.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2023 02:13 PM (AW0uW)

414
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Holy shit. I haven't thought of that movie in 30 years, at least.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 27, 2023 02:11 PM (DRSnL)

It's amazing the things that fall out of my brain occasionally.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

415 I've got what they(doctors) call monovision.

Which means that I've got one eye that's slightly near sighted and one eye that's slightly farsighted.

and my brain, that sneaky bastard, switches between one eye being dominant to the other being dominant subconsciously depending on what I'm doing.

So, while I can wear glasses to correct my vision, I've never needed or felt I've needed them.

One step beyond, people. One step beyond.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2023 02:13 PM (fb7jX)

416 My brother's, both times, was in an outpatient clinic. And he wasn't knocked out....drugged, but awake.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

That's how I drive all the time!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 27, 2023 02:13 PM (PiwSw)

417 412 At least it's centered.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 27, 2023 02:13 PM (MvF+J)

418 Lol.... the nood to end all noods!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2023 02:14 PM (9UlRk)

419 Where are the two places you NEVER want to hear, "whoops!"?

Your Lamborghini mechanic and your LASIK doctor.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 02:14 PM (+E9mL)

420 Yeah. DO NOT GO TO THE MAIN PAGE.

Lamont The Big Dummy will be taking over soon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

421 Ace killed the front page with his Ana Navarro nood.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

Probably banned himself, too.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2023 02:14 PM (AW0uW)

422 The front page is indeed deed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 27, 2023 02:14 PM (zZu0s)

423 Now that Wagner has failed to overthrow Putin, the State Department is implementing previously announced sanctions on Wagner.

Buy up all the power painters while they are still available.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 27, 2023 02:14 PM (OgrpQ)

424 Nothing loads except for the crappy ads…

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 02:14 PM (PCK5/)

425 Anna Navarro nood? I shall join the dog under the bed.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 27, 2023 02:14 PM (7z5rI)

426 Testing

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2023 02:15 PM (9Hqfz)

427
1.) Increase State power

2.) Increase Party power

3.) Increase your organization's power

4.) Increase your personal power

#4 is the actual highest priority, but the previous three are prerequisites for doing that.

These are the only priorities for 99% of federal employees serving in any capacity, and the USSC is no different.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2023 02:15 PM (oINRc)

428 >>>Lol.... the nood to end all noods!!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2023 02:14 PM (9UlRk)

Thought maybe I was using the wrong eye to view the nood. Happens every time.

Posted by: Turn 2 at June 27, 2023 02:15 PM (Q9kIg)

429 The nood is what you make of it.... nothing or everything.

Zen

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 27, 2023 02:15 PM (Q4IgG)

430 On phone out in yard but getting blank thread page

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2023 02:15 PM (9Hqfz)

431 So this is what Lasik is like…

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 02:15 PM (PCK5/)

432 430 On phone out in yard but getting blank thread page
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2023 02:15 PM (9Hqfz)

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Not until I get more ratings on my books!

I'm holding this place hostage!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

433 An Essay Regarding the Null Set.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 27, 2023 02:16 PM (MvF+J)

434 Would hope even end of the world or the country would warrent a goodbye thread

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2023 02:17 PM (9Hqfz)

435 I guess even Bob from the NSA didn't want to see a post about Navarro.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 27, 2023 02:17 PM (N3zMI)

436 Joe Biden’s Book of Wisdom…

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 02:17 PM (PCK5/)

437 Not until I get more ratings on my books!

I'm holding this place hostage!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

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Do we have to read it or can we just make shit up?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 27, 2023 02:17 PM (DRSnL)

438 On phone out in yard but getting blank thread page
Posted by: Skip

Front page is blown up.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 02:17 PM (+E9mL)

439
Looks like Ace blew up the blog.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2023 02:18 PM (oINRc)

440 437
Do we have to read it or can we just make shit up?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 27, 2023 02:17 PM (DRSnL)

=======

I never even learned to read!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:18 PM (LvTSG)

441 Bucketing here now with lots of booms.

Doggeh hiding under my desk, using my feet as a security blanket.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 27, 2023 02:18 PM (N3zMI)

442 437

Do we have to read it or can we just make shit up?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 27, 2023 02:17 PM (DRSnL)

Honestly, we don’t even need a thread topic here…

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 02:18 PM (PCK5/)

443 Ace just posted the set of all posts.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2023 02:18 PM (9UlRk)

444 Pixy switched to the Metro look. Needs more pastels.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 27, 2023 02:19 PM (MvF+J)

445 Front page is blown up.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 02:17 PM (+E9mL)
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Blowed up real good!
/obligatory

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2023 02:19 PM (RIvkX)

446 Chuy posts thread. Leaves a period out of place. Goes to lunch. Out of place period wipes the front page.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 02:19 PM (+E9mL)

447 380 Interocular lens replacement.

interociter lens replacement > interocular lens replacement

Posted by: anachronda at June 27, 2023 02:19 PM (oY6Yp)

448 When. I try to refresh the main homepage I get a completely blank page.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 27, 2023 02:19 PM (u2fup)

449
Ace is using invisible pixels.

Just hold your laptop screen over a lit candle and the letters will appear!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2023 02:20 PM (fb7jX)

450 Definitely blog is broke, blew a fuss or something

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2023 02:20 PM (9Hqfz)

451 412 Ace killed the front page with his Ana Navarro nood.
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Ace admits this is a White Power blog!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 27, 2023 02:20 PM (Vwz3I)

452 Honestly, we don’t even need a thread topic here…
Posted by: tubal

Shot at a raccoon last night. Need more practice of down and away. Give new props to Lee Harvey Oswald. It ain't easy.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 02:21 PM (+E9mL)

453 449
Ace is using invisible pixels.

Just hold your laptop screen over a lit candle and the letters will appear!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2023 02:20 PM (fb7jX)

Don't forget to spritz it with lemon juice first!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 27, 2023 02:21 PM (N3zMI)

454 >>>I inherited the Vanna edition from my FIL. I can bring that mag and my "CPSC banned metal tipped" Yard Darts to the next MoMe I attend. I'm a sharing kind of person.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at June 27, 2023 02:10 PM (2Hizd)

=====

Speaking of a MoMe, what do us introverts do at a mome?

Posted by: Turn 2 at June 27, 2023 02:21 PM (Q9kIg)

455 So is least popular VP
Aaron Burr
Spiro Agnew
Kamala Harris

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2023 02:21 PM (RIvkX)

456 450 Definitely blog is broke, blew a fuss or something
Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2023 02:20 PM (9Hqfz)

=======

It's some known flaw when Ace leaves open a particular tag. I think it's the link tag. He keeps an eye out for it, apparently.

But not today.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:21 PM (LvTSG)

457
I'd believe that except that for the last 2 years there's been a steady drumbeat of media stories about how he's too edgy and too weird with the contestants. I've seen the clips in question and they seem entirely normal to me.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 27, 2023 01:56 PM

maybe, and I'm just spit-ballin' here, but mayhaps the contestants have gotten dumber and can't keep up with Sajak's banter

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 27, 2023 02:21 PM (ENBF0)

458 Ace is using invisible pixels.

Just hold your laptop screen over a lit candle and the letters will appear!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2023 02:20 PM (fb7jX)

And don't forget to sprinkle lemon juice over it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at June 27, 2023 02:22 PM (xPJvm)

459 So, about that DeSantis fellow…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2023 02:22 PM (hEBJo)

460 On the bright side, the CSS file for that page is really small.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 27, 2023 02:22 PM (MvF+J)

461 Ace is using invisible pixels.

Just hold your laptop screen over a lit candle and the letters will appear!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2023 02:20 PM (fb7jX)

And don't forget to sprinkle lemon juice over it.

Just turn your polarized sunglasses 90 degrees.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 27, 2023 02:23 PM (p8A+W)

462 Page loads fast!

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 27, 2023 02:23 PM (MvF+J)

463 Speaking of a MoMe, what do us introverts do at a mome?
Posted by: Turn 2

Eat moar bacon 🥓!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 02:23 PM (+E9mL)

464 Some shops use VScode. Some use notepad++. Some use regular ass Notepad.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2023 02:23 PM (9UlRk)

465 Speaking of a MoMe, what do us introverts do at a mome?

Have a good time.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 27, 2023 02:23 PM (p8A+W)

466 Oh, goody! Now it's hailing.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 27, 2023 02:24 PM (N3zMI)

467 So is least popular VP
Aaron Burr
Spiro Agnew
Kamala Harris
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2023 02:21 PM (RIvkX)

Hannibal Hamlin*

*true fact: he was actually an ancestor in my Mom's family tree.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at June 27, 2023 02:24 PM (xPJvm)

468 Speaking of a MoMe, what do us introverts do at a mome?
Posted by: Turn 2 at June 27, 2023 02:21 PM (Q9kIg)

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EVERYONE at a MoMe is an introvert.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 27, 2023 02:24 PM (DRSnL)

469 Ana Navarro nood is worse than crossing the streams.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

470 Back in the 1970s, this is when all the phones would start to ring, and every message was "Is the computer down?"

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 27, 2023 02:25 PM (MvF+J)

471 Ana Navarro nood is worse than crossing the streams.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

Streams? I'd cross rivers if i had to. After gnawing off my own foot.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2023 02:25 PM (9UlRk)

472
Ace's shelving fell on his laptop and broke it.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2023 02:25 PM (fb7jX)

473 Speaking of a MoMe, what do us introverts do at a mome?
Posted by: Turn 2 at June 27, 2023 02:21 PM (Q9kIg)

Shoot things, eat things and drink things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

474 Back in the 1970s, this is when all the phones would start to ring, and every message was "Is the computer down?"
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice

Do y'all have a fire at Central Processing? Because there's smoke coming from the back of my computer!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 02:26 PM (+E9mL)

475 Speaking of a MoMe, what do us introverts do at a mome?

Have a good time.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 27, 2023 02:

Say hello, I'm [insert nic] or a lurker and someone will talk to you about buying gold certificates or possibly a reverse mortgage.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 27, 2023 02:26 PM (8vzCZ)

476 >>>Speaking of a MoMe, what do us introverts do at a mome?

Have a good time.
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 27, 2023 02:23 PM (p8A+W)

Umpossible, as I've heard tale that there are actual other people around.

Posted by: Definitely not the same guy as the other guy who was asking about introverts at an mome. at June 27, 2023 02:26 PM (Q9kIg)

477 The front page is all Bidened up.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 27, 2023 02:27 PM (FVME7)

478 I saw Blew a Fuss open for Bowling for Soup at Trees in '94.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

479 Just hold your laptop screen over a lit candle and the letters will appear!!!
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BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR VALURITE

It's an ad? A stupid f#cking ad??!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 27, 2023 02:27 PM (Vwz3I)

480 This is what happens if you fail the "what color is a green orange" test.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 27, 2023 02:27 PM (Q4IgG)

481 The blog has been rejiggered.

Posted by: ... at June 27, 2023 02:27 PM (nL0D+)

482 "If it wasn't for us, Putin would be in Paris by now!"
-Sen. John Kennedy

I heart you Senator but don't take the brown acid.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2023 02:28 PM (RIvkX)

483 Nope… still blank over there… anyway… boobs, guns, movies, gardening, chess, pets……..

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 02:28 PM (PCK5/)

484 477 The front page is all Bidened up.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
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Ace is colluding with the Russians!

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 27, 2023 02:28 PM (gf7Ez)

485 Speaking of a MoMe, what do us introverts do at a mome?
Posted by: Turn 2 at June 27, 2023 02:21 PM (Q9kIg)

I am very introverted. Hell, I am a wall flower at office parties and at family dinners. But for whatever reason, all the MoMes I've been to I kind of become gregarious. It's a weird thing.

I think part of it is that I can speak freely without fear of offending someone's tender feels.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at June 27, 2023 02:29 PM (xPJvm)

486 482 "If it wasn't for us, Putin would be in Paris by now!"
-Sen. John Kennedy

I heart you Senator but don't take the brown acid.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2023 02:28 PM (RIvkX)

Sort of a gratuitous self- own there…

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 02:29 PM (PCK5/)

487

Sing a series of karaoke songs until everyone is satisfied with your performance. It can last days.

It's lots of fun, you'll love it.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2023 02:30 PM (ZLI7S)

488 Just write “Kurt,” “Paul,” or “Sid” on your name tag. Everyone will leave you alone.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2023 02:30 PM (hEBJo)

489 Front page has John Fetterman's first blog post.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 27, 2023 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

490 Ace asked Rich "Psycho" Giamboni to write a guest post but he rawdogged the hamsters into an inanimate stupor instead.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2023 02:31 PM (9UlRk)

491 488 Just write “Kurt,” “Paul,” or “Sid” on your name tag. Everyone will leave you alone.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2023 02:30 PM (hEBJo)

That would be hilarious… also, “ chemjeff”…

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 02:31 PM (PCK5/)

492 488 Just write “Kurt,” “Paul,” or “Sid” on your name tag. Everyone will leave you alone.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2023 02:30 PM (hEBJo)

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I'll just write TJM and get the same result.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

493 492

I'll just write TJM and get the same result.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 27, 2023 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

“Prometheus”…

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 02:31 PM (PCK5/)

494 The pizza thrower in New York was described as an artist - protesting the City's plan to eliminate wood or coal fired pizza joints

Posted by: Fastly Strokewater - today: 400 Yard IM at June 27, 2023 02:31 PM (gWAUD)

495 491 488 Just write “Kurt,” “Paul,” or “Sid” on your name tag. Everyone will leave you alone.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2023 02:30 PM (hEBJo)

That would be hilarious… also, “ chemjeff”…
Posted by: tubal
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Mirror Universe Mitt Romney

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 27, 2023 02:32 PM (gf7Ez)

496 Holy shit i miss MUMR

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 27, 2023 02:32 PM (9UlRk)

497 Front page is blown up.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 02:17 PM (+E9mL)

"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 27, 2023 02:32 PM (AW0uW)

498 >>>Just write “Kurt,” “Paul,” or “Sid” on your name tag. Everyone will leave you alone.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2023 02:30 PM (hEBJo)

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That should be easy. One of those is my actual name. (Insert face palm here)

Posted by: Turn 2 at June 27, 2023 02:32 PM (Q9kIg)

499
NYC banned pizza parlors? LOL.

Good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 27, 2023 02:32 PM (oINRc)

500 Going to fire up chainsaw for a bit, maybe blog will get squared away

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2023 02:34 PM (9Hqfz)

501 500

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2023 02:34 PM (RIvkX)

502 I have the new thread all to myself!

*laughs maniacally*

Posted by: Doof at June 27, 2023 02:34 PM (StUJj)

503 Sponge!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2023 02:34 PM (RIvkX)

504 Right now ace is scrambling to unfuck whatever he fucked up with the blog. We should just stay here when the new post goes up to really mess with him.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2023 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)

505 Looks like we're stuck in this thread for a while.

*roots around for cans of beans and dehydrated water*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at June 27, 2023 02:34 PM (xPJvm)

506 It is possible that this could be the Perpetual Thread… the Omega Thread…

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 02:34 PM (PCK5/)

507 I hit F12 on the blank page to try to debug it, and it just says "I can't do that, Dave." Which is so weird because I'm not Dave.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 27, 2023 02:34 PM (MvF+J)

508 David French has gotten the best of ace

Posted by: REDACTED at June 27, 2023 02:35 PM (us2H3)

509 NYC banned pizza parlors? LOL.

Good.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Wood or coal fired ovens. NYC will never get closer than top 25 ever again.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 02:35 PM (+E9mL)

510 504 Right now ace is scrambling to unfuck whatever he fucked up with the blog. We should just stay here when the new post goes up to really mess with him.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 27, 2023 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)

Just keep complaining that it is blank…

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 02:35 PM (PCK5/)

511 506 It is possible that this could be the Perpetual Thread… the Omega Thread…
Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 02:34 PM (PCK5/)

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

Posted by: REDACTED at June 27, 2023 02:35 PM (us2H3)

512 501 500

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 27, 2023 02:34 PM (RIvkX)

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500, 501 ... Whatever it takes.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 27, 2023 02:36 PM (9cZbj)

513 I hit F12 on the blank page to try to debug it, and it just says "I can't do that, Dave." Which is so weird because I'm not Dave.
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice

Dave's not here, man.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 27, 2023 02:36 PM (+E9mL)

514 Raimondo!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 27, 2023 02:36 PM (63Dwl)

515 rookie mistake

everyone knows you can't use your phone in a gloryhole

Posted by: REDACTED at June 27, 2023 02:37 PM (us2H3)

516 Gotta know how to get to the hidden nood.

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=405085

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 27, 2023 02:37 PM (3CCua)

517 It’s like Nirvana (the religious concept, not the band).

We have achieved threadlessness. The cessation of the cycle of thread death and thread rebirth.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2023 02:38 PM (hEBJo)

518 this about me

Posted by: REDACTED at June 27, 2023 02:38 PM (us2H3)

519 I'm a tired starling in a white room

Posted by: REDACTED at June 27, 2023 02:39 PM (us2H3)

520
*drums fingertips*

La la lal la.

*sighs*

You know....

...

...

Eats some pork rinds.

You know, I think I'd like to live Singapore for about a year.

...

...

yeah.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 27, 2023 02:39 PM (fb7jX)

521 The blog is topless too!

Posted by: Stacey Abrams, Topless at June 27, 2023 02:40 PM (gf7Ez)

522 so ace does work for the government

Posted by: REDACTED at June 27, 2023 02:40 PM (us2H3)

523 The Goldfinches are fighting over the Thistle Seed…

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 02:40 PM (PCK5/)

524 that's a lot of white supremacy looking at us

Posted by: REDACTED at June 27, 2023 02:41 PM (us2H3)

525 Another Roseanne scandal! She said no one died in the Holocaust but they should because 6,000,000 Jews cause all the problems in the world. She did say that but she was being sarcastic and was taken out of context. Not that the hate mongers in the MSM care.

https://tinyurl.com/2ka3ujhf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 27, 2023 02:41 PM (FVME7)

526 Does Ace go to the Barrel for this?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2023 02:41 PM (hEBJo)

527 Gotta know how to get to the hidden nood.

https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=405085
Posted by: BifBewalski

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 27, 2023 02:41 PM (3CCua)

528 500 or not, can't get it to stay startef

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2023 02:42 PM (9Hqfz)

529 Your morning smile.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9df6j8
11-second video

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 27, 2023 02:42 PM (Vwz3I)

530 This has all the earmarks of a Rooskie disinformation op!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 27, 2023 02:42 PM (4I/2K)

531 Can we quote Queensryche lyrics now?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2023 02:42 PM (hEBJo)

532 Maybe it is like in a restaurant… you go to the bathroom in hopes your food will be served when you return…

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 02:43 PM (PCK5/)

533 A list of Paul Ryan's accomplishments?

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 27, 2023 02:43 PM (gf7Ez)

534 Joe Mannix SOP for ees of acquired companies:

1. Check out the severance package in the HR EE Handbook. The benefits are usually quite rich especially when HR is getting downsized.
2. Package of 3weeks pay/year served is standard, and may be considerably higher, please subsized healthcare throughout your termination period (eg, not that COBRA shit)
3. If it is less than this call a lawyer to get this package.
4. Consider raising your hand for severance to make way for other, ees "who need the job," because the inevitable next round of severance will not be as rich.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 27, 2023 02:43 PM (nnp+f)

535 And weather radar showing another line of T-storms coming

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2023 02:45 PM (9Hqfz)

536 Still blank…

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 02:45 PM (PCK5/)

537 Anyone send out the Pixy Signal???

Posted by: tubal at June 27, 2023 02:46 PM (PCK5/)

538 Hank Johnson just called and said that the blog has tipped over.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 27, 2023 02:46 PM (gf7Ez)

539 Tubal (and everyone else), go to the link BifBewalski posted @ 527. Takes you to the new thread.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 27, 2023 02:46 PM (DRSnL)

540 539 Tubal (and everyone else), go to the link BifBewalski posted @ 527. Takes you to the new thread.
Posted by: Jordan61
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Thanks!

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 27, 2023 02:48 PM (gf7Ez)

541 526 Does Ace go to the Barrel for this?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 27, 2023 02:41 PM (hEBJo)

we will have to get a larger barrel

Posted by: REDACTED at June 27, 2023 02:48 PM (us2H3)

542 Gun shy after what happened to WZ

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 27, 2023 02:48 PM (7z5rI)

543 Still blank…
Posted by: tubal

Tubal (and everyone else), go to the link BifBewalski posted @ 527. Takes you to the new thread.
Posted by: Jordan61

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 27, 2023 02:48 PM (3CCua)

544 Haven't had a 1K in awhile

Posted by: Skip at June 27, 2023 02:48 PM (9Hqfz)

545 well, when we discuss the smartest guy in the room

we need not consider a certain someone

Posted by: REDACTED at June 27, 2023 02:49 PM (us2H3)

546 Almost 7 a.m. in N.Z. so Pixy should be approachable soon.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 27, 2023 02:52 PM (Vwz3I)

547 And we'll all have to keep this tab opened forever if we want to talk ever again to Morons/ettes.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 27, 2023 02:53 PM (Vwz3I)

548 NOOD is fixed.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 27, 2023 02:54 PM (DRSnL)

549 REAL NOOD fixed

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 27, 2023 02:54 PM (Vwz3I)

550 I thought that the white screen was an internet version of a "Gone Fishing" sign, but Ace forgot to put the letters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 27, 2023 02:57 PM (Keyt1)

551 "But he's a very conventional rah-rah Republican. Nothing wrong with that, but he's not going to be making news by exposing the corruption of the Republican DC Establishment."
Then what is the fucking point?

Posted by: rechill at June 27, 2023 03:03 PM (Q1LXu)

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