aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Hunter Biden's Lawyer: Ignore The Fact that Hunter Invoked Joe Biden's Name as He Threatened a ChiCom Agent into Giving the Bidens Money. Hunter Was So High on Crack He Didn't Know What He Was Saying.
That's what the lawyer actually claims.
Here's a mock-up of the text:
Hunter Biden was too doped up on crack cocaine when he invoked President Joe Biden's name in threatening texts to a Chinese businessman to be taken seriously, his attorney said in a statement Friday.
The attorney, Chris Clark, said Hunter Biden's "verifiable words or actions" took place "in the midst of a horrible addiction" and therefore have "no connection to anyone in his family." The statement is an apparent reference to a July 30, 2017, text message Hunter Biden sent to an official with the Chinese energy conglomerate CEFC China Energy threatening that he and then-former vice president Joe Biden would come down on him with their full weight if he did not fulfill his "commitment." "We would like to understand why the commitment made has not been fulfilled." Hunter Biden said in the message. "I am sitting here waiting for the call with my father."
Clark's move to discredit his own client appears to be an effort to shield the president from the implications of the message. If Joe Biden was sitting next to his son as he sent the message as it suggests, it would be a blow to his repeated claims that he never discussed overseas business deals with his son. Ten days after Hunter Biden sent the message, a Chinese official associated with CEFC China Energy wired two payments totaling $5.1 million to the first son. IRS whistleblower Gary Shapley told the House Ways and Means Committee that federal prosecutors blocked their attempts to confirm the locations of Joe and Hunter Biden when the first son sent the threatening message through WhatsApp. But photos from Hunter Biden's abandoned laptop place him at his father's house the day he sent the message, the Washington Free Beacon reported.
Joe Biden still claims to be completely clueless about Hunter’s overseas business dealings pic.twitter.com/GoROaZYxmT
— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) June 26, 2023
Joe Biden runs away when questions about Hunter start pic.twitter.com/knumlfGGUk
— Sebastian Gorka DrG (@SebGorka) June 26, 2023
Trump just read Hunter Biden’s text message to CCP official incriminating Joe Biden in bribery BLOCKS away from The White Housepic.twitter.com/pSym7rjV04
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) June 25, 2023
HOLY SMOKES: Reporters TURN on Karine Jean Pierre, gang up on her for 4 minutes straight asking about Joe Biden's connection to Hunter's overseas business dealings after bombshell text messages reveal criminal corruption scheme pic.twitter.com/GYUhEfq6jz
— Danny De Urbina (@dannydeurbina) June 23, 2023
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: wth at June 26, 2023 03:20 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at June 26, 2023 03:21 PM (3wNhr)
Posted by: BignJames at June 26, 2023 03:21 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2023 03:22 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 26, 2023 03:23 PM (kzHlT)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2023 03:23 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 26, 2023 03:23 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: kallisto at June 26, 2023 03:23 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: henry at June 26, 2023 03:23 PM (JMDly)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 26, 2023 03:24 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 26, 2023 03:24 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2023 03:25 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2023 03:25 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: pawn at June 26, 2023 03:25 PM (wsHtO)
Would have been a lot more entertaining had that been the result from a Lightning Bolt delivered from The Heavens.
Per the Anteater in the late, lamented B.C. comics. "ZOT!"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 26, 2023 03:25 PM (e6UQI)
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Incorrect. Trump only talks about the steal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 26, 2023 03:25 PM (LvTSG)
Narrator: it didn't.
Posted by: blaster at June 26, 2023 03:25 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: wth at June 26, 2023 03:25 PM (v0R5T)
Isn't it funny how this all worked out for Hunter despite being so high on crack and saying these crazy, deranged things???
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 26, 2023 03:25 PM (i7Q7S)
The useless cockless brainless traitorous GOP
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2023 03:25 PM (8oxb7)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 26, 2023 03:25 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 26, 2023 03:25 PM (HiuPw)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 26, 2023 03:26 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2023 03:26 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 26, 2023 03:23 PM (kzHlT)
I can't even figure out what the fuck is going on in this damn country enough to know if i believe it or not.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 26, 2023 03:26 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2023 03:26 PM (B1FKF)
The boy's a crackhead and Daddy is senile. Biden 2024!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2023 03:26 PM (MoZTd)
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"I've already gone through 10,000 times! Don't make me go again!"
-Ballot in Philly
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 26, 2023 03:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 26, 2023 03:27 PM (CvYxo)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 26, 2023 03:25 PM (HiuPw)
You said rape twice
Posted by: blaster at June 26, 2023 03:27 PM (pwExq)
Posted by: Tar Bae at June 26, 2023 03:27 PM (vgBkd)
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2023 03:27 PM (8oxb7)
What is the "opposition party" going to do about it?
Right. Hold a hearing and "own the dems" with soundbites.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 26, 2023 03:27 PM (rTXiG)
Nice try, whore lawyer.
Everyone knows Hunter is Joe's bagman for selling out America. But we get to play this stupid charade for a bit longer, yay.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 26, 2023 03:27 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 26, 2023 03:27 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2023 03:27 PM (63Dwl)
someone needs to ask the washington correspondent types who they'd like to see run instead of joe.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2023 03:25 PM (B1FKF)
Someone with the same track record of sleaziness and time-serving ineptitude. I nominate Governor Gavin Newsome.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2023 03:28 PM (MoZTd)
What is the "opposition party" going to do about it?
Right. Hold a hearing and "own the dems" with soundbites.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 26, 2023 03:27 PM (rTXiG)
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Donate today! 5x match!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 26, 2023 03:28 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 26, 2023 03:28 PM (9RRW+)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 26, 2023 03:29 PM (VdGjU)
- GOP
PS: Send $100 today so we can fight Biden and his radical agenda (that we keep voting to fund).
Posted by: Montec at June 26, 2023 03:29 PM (ju3/i)
Posted by: Potato Of The United States at June 26, 2023 03:29 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2023 03:30 PM (krQz2)
someone needs to ask the washington correspondent types who they'd like to see run instead of joe.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2023 03:25 PM (B1FKF)
Someone with the same track record of sleaziness and time-serving ineptitude. I nominate Governor Gavin Newsome.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2023 03:28 PM (MoZTd)
He's younger, and has better hair! We like this idea!!
Posted by: This... is XiNN at June 26, 2023 03:30 PM (llON8)
Posted by: wth at June 26, 2023 03:30 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: James "Too Tall" Comey at June 26, 2023 03:30 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2023 03:30 PM (krQz2)
It was coated in crack dust. I couldn't help it.
Posted by: Hunter's Dog at June 26, 2023 03:30 PM (9UlRk)
-The GOP's final argument for 2024, ignoring Philly for some reason
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 26, 2023 03:30 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2023 03:31 PM (zZu0s)
Then they'll go have dinner at Charlie Palmer's accompanied by a nice glass or two of Cabernet, paid for by Raytheon.
Posted by: ballistic at June 26, 2023 03:31 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: Montec at June 26, 2023 03:32 PM (ju3/i)
The Clinton White House was so distressed about Vince Foster's death they walked in and out of his office and searched his shelves in a daze.
Did they shred some documents? Frankly, they were wandering around in a fog of distraught unbelief.... they couldn't tell you what they were doing from one moment to the next.
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2023 03:32 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2023 03:32 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 26, 2023 03:32 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 26, 2023 03:32 PM (9e2kV)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 26, 2023 03:32 PM (CvYxo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2023 03:31 PM (zZu0s)
Voltage, eventually.
Posted by: ballistic at June 26, 2023 03:33 PM (oXNqT)
No.
Joe sold access and favors, with Hunter performing the role of go-between/bagman.
It was/is the Biden Family Business, not some drugged-up black sheep creating mischief.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2023 03:33 PM (f4CWy)
"And every person he knows"
That's the FBI, CIA, SS, IRS, and the rest of the federal government he's talking about.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 26, 2023 03:33 PM (hsOar)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2023 03:33 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 26, 2023 03:33 PM (Xrfse)
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LOLOLOLOL
Wow. American politics, baby. We really are the *best*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2023 03:33 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 26, 2023 03:33 PM (9RRW+)
Voltage, eventually.
Posted by: ballistic at June 26, 2023 03:33 PM (oXNqT)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2023 03:33 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: James "Too Tall" Comey at June 26, 2023 03:30 PM (53oGX)
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My word as a Biden!
Just because Hunter hands me 5 million, doesn't mean I know where he got it.
I thought it was a nice early Christmas gift.
Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at June 26, 2023 03:34 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 26, 2023 03:32 PM (CvYxo)
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The idea that Kamala is a better candidate than Biden shows what a completely shitshow the idea of "quality candidates" is.
It's gatekeeping by the powers that be, and the powers that be have control of vote counting in enough key places where Joe Biden can get more black votes than Barack Obama.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 26, 2023 03:34 PM (LvTSG)
Priorities people!!
Posted by: Montec at June 26, 2023 03:34 PM (ju3/i)
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So he's going to take over the world?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 26, 2023 03:34 PM (VdGjU)
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That was earlier in the day! He just went to Joe's house for brunch so Joe could give him a stern talking-to about straightening up and flying right! Joe's a good man, and was torn up over his son's addiction!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2023 03:34 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2023 03:34 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Potato Of The United States at June 26, 2023 03:29 PM
Aw, applesauce!
Posted by: Spanky at June 26, 2023 03:34 PM (FVJNG)
@JoshKraushaar 3h
NBC News: "Vice President Kamala Harris’ net-negative rating (-17) is the lowest for any vice president in the poll’s history."
N Fucking B C, people.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 26, 2023 03:34 PM (jzzG8)
He was a high-powered lawyer flying around the world making deals. (according to the Daily Mail)
Posted by: man who lives as a pig at June 26, 2023 03:35 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 26, 2023 03:35 PM (9UlRk)
In an affidavit delivered to Congress, the unnamed FBI worker said Mr. Abbate made the threats during a secured video teleconference with the special agents in charge of the bureau’s 56 field offices. Mr. Abbate told these supervisors that some agents were questioning the massive investigative response to pro-Trump demonstrators storming the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.
“Abbate told the audience that anyone who questions the FBI’s response or his decisions regarding the response to Jan. 6 did not belong in the FBI and should find a different job — or something to that effect,” according to the affidavit.
Posted by: Neo at June 26, 2023 03:35 PM (RovqD)
Posted by: Potato Of The United States at June 26, 2023 03:29 PM
Aw, applesauce!
Posted by: Spanky at June 26, 2023 03:34 PM (FVJNG)
Fiddlesticks!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2023 03:35 PM (zZu0s)
Since when is being high or drunk a good reason to not punish misdeeds?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 26, 2023 03:35 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 26, 2023 03:33 PM (hsOar)
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And he knows every judge in Delaware.
Where's he's going to open a suit, and you're going to lose, just because he knows every judge.
What a finger-painting soul!
Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at June 26, 2023 03:36 PM (krQz2)
As I said, DC and Hollywood are effing cesspools.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 26, 2023 03:36 PM (DcKNO)
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"Let there be lightface." And there was lightface.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 03:36 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2023 03:36 PM (itxDc)
NBC News: "Vice President Kamala Harris’ net-negative rating (-17) is the lowest for any vice president in the poll’s history."
N Fucking B C, people.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 26, 2023 03:34 PM (jzzG
Lol.
- Philly and Atlanta ballots already marked for her
Posted by: Montec at June 26, 2023 03:36 PM (ju3/i)
Posted by: Jay in PA
That clearly wasn't Chinese baking soda in the crack.
Posted by: SFGoth at June 26, 2023 03:36 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: DJ at June 26, 2023 03:36 PM (uosPt)
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Most them are fine with it. The ones who aren't "thrilled" about it are being instructed not to be. We do not have a free press, so things like this are interesting insofar as they apply to American Kremlinology. Which faction(s) control the press whores who are pushing back? I don't know. Are those factions dominant? Definitely not. There has been no big-article trial balloon sent up in any of the high-brow adjunct papers like The Atlantic yet.
Somebody is probably just jockeying for some extras on some deal, and sicced his press dogs on it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2023 03:36 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at June 26, 2023 03:37 PM (MxGMC)
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And, of course, simply because he can.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2023 03:37 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 26, 2023 03:32 PM (us2H3)
.......
Time for Joe to send in the troops!
Posted by: wth at June 26, 2023 03:37 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Potato Of The United States at June 26, 2023 03:29 PM
Aw, applesauce!
Posted by: Spanky at June 26, 2023 03:34 PM (FVJNG)
Fiddlesticks!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2023 03:35 PM (zZu0s)
Oh my heck!!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Keith's Son at June 26, 2023 03:37 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Montec at June 26, 2023 03:37 PM (ju3/i)
No.
Joe sold access and favors, with Hunter performing the role of go-between/bagman.
It was/is the Biden Family Business, not some drugged-up black sheep creating mischief.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2023 03:33 PM (f4CWy)
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This.
Posted by: WisRich at June 26, 2023 03:37 PM (G0vdT)
In this scenario, does "The Big Guy" gets to keep the 10%?
Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2023 03:37 PM (e2onP)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 26, 2023 03:37 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Neo at June 26, 2023 03:35 PM (RovqD)
That's pretty much what my boss's boss's boss told me when I said I wasn't getting the clot shot. "Maybe this job is not a good fit for you." Of course, he was not allowed to say that, but what was I going to do, complain? Instead I told him to back off, I was filing my religious exemption, and if he had an issue with that he could take it up with my boss. For a man who insisted upon chain of command, he sure didn't understand how it works. Stupid SOB is gone now, thankfully.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 26, 2023 03:38 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 26, 2023 03:38 PM (OgrpQ)
I think it worked, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2023 03:38 PM (34mTo)
If I am ever caught in a lie at work or with my wife, not that that has ever happened, mind you, I'll just say "let me refer you to Boswell's counsel!"
When asked if, after cooking on the grill, I drank too many beers and shot the shit with my buds and didn't pay attention to the over-cooked meat - Hey! Boswell's counsel!
Posted by: Boswell at June 26, 2023 03:38 PM (K+UlC)
Posted by: Potato Of The United States at June 26, 2023 03:29 PM
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Processed banan bread.
Like a full loaf, waiting on the out chute.
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2023 03:38 PM (krQz2)
I am really, really disappointed in you idiots.
Posted by: Donny Trump Junior at June 26, 2023 03:38 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2023 03:38 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 26, 2023 03:38 PM (oHd/0)
However it appears that continuously hammering away at the corrupt bastards is having an effect. They are running scared and the Dems are figuring out ways to move Biden out. While the propaganda ministries will do the Dems bidding they cannot control everything and they definitely can't control overseas media who are seeing the corruption for what it is
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 26, 2023 03:38 PM (/WhKw)
https://tinyurl.com/crb3apnf
Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2023 03:39 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2023 03:39 PM (e2onP)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2023 03:39 PM (34mTo)
They know there's no hiding it now, so they're going to pretend to do their jobs for a change.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2023 03:40 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Azjaeger at June 26, 2023 03:40 PM (Wbm5o)
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 26, 2023 03:38 PM (oHd/0)
No
Posted by: It's me donna at June 26, 2023 03:40 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 26, 2023 03:38 PM (oHd/0)
I haven't either, but I imagine he's had more white powder on his upper lip than there is white powder on the ski areas of Tahoe.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 26, 2023 03:40 PM (N39Ws)
⚡️Putin: Any blackmail, attempts to arrange internal unrest are doomed to failure
An armed rebellion would have been suppressed anyway
Everyone was united and united by the main thing - responsibility for the fate of society
The organizers of the rebellion, having betrayed the country, betrayed those who were with them
Most of Wagner are also patriots
I thank all military personnel, intelligence officers who stood in the way of the rebels
Putin thanks commanders and soldiers of Wagner who avoided bloodshed
Courage of fallen heroes-pilots saved Russia
I promise those of Wagner who want to go to Belarus, I will keep my promise
Putin expressed gratitude to Lukashenka for his contribution to resolving the situation with Wagner PMC
Putin said that decisions were made on his direct instructions aimed at avoiding bloodshed
War Monitor @WarMonitors · 10m
Reminds me of the time we all thought he was about to declare war on Ukraine, just to come on and chat about rivers and lakes for an hour and a half.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 03:40 PM (Vwz3I)
I’m starting to think he may not be pushed out after all. 🤣
Posted by: Montec at June 26, 2023 03:40 PM (ju3/i)
Posted by: mrp at June 26, 2023 03:40 PM (rj6Yv)
Joe sold access and favors, with Hunter performing the role of go-between/bagman.
It was/is the Biden Family Business, not some drugged-up black sheep creating mischief.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2023 03:33 PM (f4CWy)
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Yup. Suppression somehow failed, so they're going with the "drug-addled black sheep boasting about things he couldn't actually do" storyline.
It's bullshit. He's the crime family's bagman. Always has been. He doesn't act independently and Joe knows (or at least knew) what deals were in the pipeline.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2023 03:41 PM (t0OGg)
Can't Trump just say he was high when he made the grab 'em comment? Or took the documents? Or had two scoops of ice cream?
Posted by: DJ at June 26, 2023 03:41 PM (uosPt)
An addiction to graft.
Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2023 03:41 PM (e2onP)
*Didja see that New Jersey Sues Three School Districts Over Transgender Notification Policy. The defendants don't want to hide from parents their children transitioning.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 26, 2023 03:41 PM (FVME7)
But no, it didn't happen.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 26, 2023 03:41 PM (hsOar)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2023 03:36 PM (t0OGg)
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We do have a free press.
Most of them have made the conscious, free-will choice to shill for their political party.
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2023 03:41 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 26, 2023 03:41 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Don't Kill at June 26, 2023 03:41 PM (0q+t6)
No, I don't mean the crime itself, just how stupid the kid is. When cops get ahold of text and farcebook messages, and even notebooks, there's something that reads: "Tomorrow, got to store to get hatchet and plastic bins. The next day, kill parents, dismember their bodies, put bodies in bins."
You wrote it down? You WROTE. It DOWN???
Idiots.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2023 03:41 PM (dGCAG)
I’m starting to think he may not be pushed out after all. 🤣
Posted by: Montec at June 26, 2023 03:40 PM (ju3/i)
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I've been hearing predictions that he was going to drop trou and shit on the floor at the debates. The Democrat debates. The Democrat debates of 2020.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 26, 2023 03:42 PM (LvTSG)
They know there's no hiding it now, so they're going to pretend to do their jobs for a change.
I think they already assume Sleepy Joe won't be the nom, so they're just doing the Dems a solid by getting rid of him now instead of having it blow up during the campaign.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2023 03:42 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 26, 2023 03:42 PM (KAi1n)
In fairness, a lot of criminals are really, really stupid.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2023 03:42 PM (R38qh)
I think it worked, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2023 03:38 PM (34mTo
That was basically the defense attorney’s strategy in the Mike Tyson rape trial. Not stupid but an aggressive person who had no self awareness. Probably what got him convicted.
First #me too case.
Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2023 03:42 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 26, 2023 03:42 PM (FVME7)
But no, it didn't happen.
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 26, 2023 03:41 PM (hsOar)
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But, you see, Trump is his own worst enemy because the media created lies about his connections with Russia. That's the real problem here.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 26, 2023 03:42 PM (LvTSG)
nah, biden thought it was community outreach, like when al gore c 1996 was doing community outreach at a buddhist temple where they just happened to raise large donations from buddhist nuns who took vows of poverty.
the dems think there really is no lie that people won't accept.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2023 03:43 PM (B1FKF)
So, while committing a Felony, he proceeded with another felony.
This is, at the very least, extortion.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 26, 2023 03:43 PM (oHd/0)
Yeah with the millions gushing in from salaries, service fees, honorariums, royalties, dividends, performance bonuses, capital gains, incentives, campaign money, lottery winnings, gifts, inheritances, gambling wins how could anyone know a fraction of that came from bribes?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 26, 2023 03:43 PM (p8A+W)
I’m starting to think he may not be pushed out after all.
Posted by: Montec at June 26, 2023 03:40 PM (ju3/i)
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I've been hearing predictions that he was going to drop trou and shit on the floor at the debates. The Democrat debates. The Democrat debates of 2020.
The difference is that the media Praetorians are no longer shielding him. He's going to evaporate faster than the Wicked Witch of the East.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2023 03:43 PM (eOEVl)
For Steely Dan fans, one of the most tantalizing stories was about a song for the album Gaucho entitled "The Second Arrangement" that got accidentally deleted before the final master tape could be cut. Both Roger Nichols (the engineer) and Gary Katz (the producer) thought it should have been a single.
After Roger died, his daughter Cimcie found a DAT labeled Second Arr in a box. Bootlegs of this song are on the Interwebz, but this is the cleanest version we're likely to see.
https://youtu.be/cAtOuLuO3vU
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 26, 2023 03:43 PM (PiwSw)
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Perfect defense for AOC.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 26, 2023 03:43 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 26, 2023 03:41 PM (oWBc3)
Meteor hurtling toward Earth, and/or alien bodies revealed, and/or Covid III.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2023 03:43 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2023 03:42 PM (R38qh)
The ones who get caught, yeah.
Posted by: Montec at June 26, 2023 03:44 PM (ju3/i)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2023 03:40 PM (eOEVl)
Well, they also saw in their notes that her response was always going to be - "let me refer you to some guy who won't answer your question neither" - man, I need her job.
"Hi I am the WH Press Secretary. I have been hired to answer questions - except those from the press...like, ever." Easiest job ever!
Posted by: Boswell at June 26, 2023 03:44 PM (K+UlC)
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2023 03:41 PM (krQz2)
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All of them. Without exception.
It's why I say - and continue to maintain - that our press is worse than the Soviet press was. Someone, somewhere, at some level, there was at least one single person working at Pravda or Izvestia who was *not* there by choice. A janitor. A press operator. A machine repairman. Someone, at some level, was there because he was a slave and was forced to work there or else go to gulag. Those slaves - or even that one slave - make the Soviet press less depraved than the American press.
In the American press every single person, without exception, is working there by his own free choice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2023 03:44 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2023 03:43 PM (eOEVl)
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Until they decide it's old news and a conspiracy theory.
Remember when we were supposed to go outside and huge a Chinese person?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 26, 2023 03:44 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 26, 2023 03:44 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 26, 2023 03:44 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2023 03:44 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2023 03:42 PM (R38qh)
Yup.. Ever watched Cops ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 26, 2023 03:45 PM (bs+z0)
They know there's no hiding it now, so they're going to pretend to do their jobs for a change.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2023 03:40 PM (eOEVl)
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The word's out. The establishment press can't hold this any longer. Might as well look like journalists before you have to cover again.
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2023 03:45 PM (krQz2)
Fucking traitors hiding behind the first amendment. How many times did they have a classified document stealing traitor on this program?
Huh, yesterday it was Titan search distracting from Hunter. For a feeble old man Biden seems to be good at controlling events. They're having a sad because their attempt to whip up hysteria over Hunter has fallen flat
Maybe her past needs to be dragged up. Is Maria Bartiromo connected with Trump or Putin?
Republicans: "I mean...it's what WE would do." "Hell, we do it all the time! And the media cooperates with us!"
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 26, 2023 03:45 PM (JCZqz)
FOX is still on the sub story
DURING PRIDE MONTH
Posted by: REDACTED at June 26, 2023 03:44 PM
Seamen.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2023 03:45 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Oddbob at June 26, 2023 03:45 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler
.......
I don't think he's going to drop trou, he'll just pull a Nadler.
Posted by: wth at June 26, 2023 03:45 PM (v0R5T)
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Steiner will come.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 26, 2023 03:45 PM (FVME7)
It wasn't Vindman.
Posted by: torabora at June 26, 2023 03:45 PM (OUiUM)
Sorry, nurse. This is no place for kids.
https://tinyurl.com/yyds6tdc
Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2023 03:46 PM (R38qh)
If they're not working for or contracting with the government, they are at best amateur crooks.
Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2023 03:46 PM (ptElO)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 26, 2023 03:41 PM (oWBc3)
Putin has AIDS and is dying !!
Posted by: REDACTED at June 26, 2023 03:46 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Montec at June 26, 2023 03:46 PM (ju3/i)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2023 03:43 PM (eOEVl)
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Until they decide it's old news and a conspiracy theory.
Remember when we were supposed to go outside and huge a Chinese person?
There are limits to what the media can do with misdirection and lies. They've reached that limit. Now they're just about trying to regain some of their shattered credibility. It won't work.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2023 03:46 PM (eOEVl)
Sorry, nurse. This is no place for kids.
https://tinyurl.com/yyds6tdc
Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2023 03:46 PM (R38qh)
I remember zombie's links. I'm not clicking on that.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 26, 2023 03:46 PM (llON8)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 26, 2023 03:46 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2023 03:47 PM (MNhXM)
The difference is that the media Praetorians are no longer shielding him. He's going to evaporate faster than the Wicked Witch of the East.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2023 03:43 PM (eOEVl)
It's like drinking and driving. Sure, you can evade the cops for 4 years. But sooner or later the odds stack against you, and you'll either be standing on the side of a road, trying to touch the tip of your nose, or you'll be wrapped around a tree, or you will have killed a whole bus full of kindergarteners.
Eventually. Just because it hasn't happened yet, doesn't mean it won't.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2023 03:47 PM (dGCAG)
Admiral of the Fleet "Rachel" Levine announced that it is now "Pride Season".
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 26, 2023 03:47 PM (2tUFv)
When the enemedia can embargo or spike any story, declare any counter-narrative as misinformation or hate speech, pervert any story leaving out critical details, invent "truth" out of thin air, and can deplatform any political competitor (ref: RFK Jr, Trump) exactly how does it "blow up" during a campaign?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 26, 2023 03:47 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: Montec at June 26, 2023 03:40 PM (ju3/i)
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Like after eating a big fibrous loaf of banana bread.
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2023 03:47 PM (krQz2)
I think it worked, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 26, 2023 03:38 PM (34mTo)
I think that might work for Joe, but probably not Hunter. Joe has always been really, really stupid.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 26, 2023 03:47 PM (LOVUx)
Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2023 03:47 PM (itxDc)
Posted by: wth at June 26, 2023 03:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2023 03:46 PM (eOEVl)
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Half the country thinks that Trump is Putin's cock puppet.
Jesus, no, there are no limits to them lying.
Besides, none of it fucking matters because there is only one presidential candidate who takes voter fraud seriously, and that is Joe Biden. We're past "optics". We're post-legal. Biden and his cohort lose none of their power until the people in PA outside of Philly show up on counting day 100,000 strong, all armed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 26, 2023 03:48 PM (LvTSG)
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And yet right now on Google News there is nary a mention of it.
Posted by: Montec at June 26, 2023 03:48 PM (ju3/i)
Posted by: Montec at June 26, 2023 03:40 PM (ju3/i)
I don't get outta bed for less than 6 inches
Posted by: Amber Heard at June 26, 2023 03:48 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Irrelevant and Obsessive! at June 26, 2023 03:48 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 26, 2023 03:46 PM (us2H3)
Stupid, you mean.
Cuz criminals, yes. We all are. It's how the law works.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2023 03:48 PM (dGCAG)
Exactly as it's doing now. They can only stand on the stage and babble, or run away in a puff of smoke. That's how.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2023 03:48 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2023 03:47 PM (dGCAG)
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Trump was going to drop out before the televised debates.
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2023 03:48 PM (krQz2)
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I wonder if this is so they can later say it's all been asked and answered. Or maybe nah bro I'm just imagining the last 6,000 times this exact thing happened when it didn't matter.
Another quaalude and eight months they gonna love Joe again. Watch.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2023 03:49 PM (8oxb7)
Why shield him when it isn't necessary? Do you see any R threatening impeachment? Are you hearing "Lock Him Up" from anyone other than the Left towards Trump?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 26, 2023 03:49 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 26, 2023 03:49 PM (2graF)
1. Giant Clam Attacks Jimmy Carter
2. Trump hates Children of Color and Lied About January6
3. Minor Story about Biden Scandel and Corruption started by Trump......
Posted by: CNN Headline News at June 26, 2023 03:49 PM (9e2kV)
I recently re-watched a bunch of KotH episodes. That one's on my skip list, along with Mrs Wakefield and Turtle Song.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2023 03:49 PM (R38qh)
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But before doing so, he's going to blow up a nuclear reactor!
Posted by: Irrelevant and Obsessive! at June 26, 2023 03:48 PM (2tUFv)
All while re-forming the old Soviet Union.
What a guy.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2023 03:50 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2023 03:50 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Marion Barry at June 26, 2023 03:50 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2023 03:50 PM (Uv0D2)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2023 03:50 PM (GwxCX)
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So, they tried a lesbian genocide?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 26, 2023 03:50 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2023 03:50 PM (oINRc)
Why not just run Obama? He's at least popular.
If there is no limit to what laws Democrats can break why not just break all of them?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2023 03:51 PM (ZLI7S)
1. Giant Clam Attacks Jimmy Carter
2. Trump hates Children of Color and Lied About January6
3. Minor Story about Biden Scandel and Corruption started by Trump......
Posted by: CNN Headline News at June 26, 2023 03:49 PM (9e2kV)
Mary Cloggenstein is writing for XiNN?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 26, 2023 03:51 PM (llON8)
Jesus, no, there are no limits to them lying.
I didn't say there were limits to them lying. I said there were limits to what they could do by lying. More to the point, what half the country thinks now is a snapshot in time. It can change. Obviously, I think that change will be easier if D is the nom.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2023 03:51 PM (eOEVl)
You actually think that there will be a D and an R on the same stage on the same night?
Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 26, 2023 03:51 PM (p8A+W)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2023 03:43 PM (eOEVl)
Nope. He will be the candidate as long as they can make him look halfway upright. Watch.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2023 03:51 PM (8oxb7)
If there is no limit to what laws Democrats can break why not just break all of them?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2023 03:51 PM (ZLI7S)
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I don't see many limiting principles being applied by this administration. It is very YOLO.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 26, 2023 03:51 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 26, 2023 03:47 PM (2tUFv)
Where can I buy a set of tags?
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 26, 2023 03:51 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 26, 2023 03:51 PM (9e2kV)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 26, 2023 03:49 PM (2graF)
.......
Plus he has a couple of steel plates in his head.
Posted by: wth at June 26, 2023 03:52 PM (v0R5T)
What a timeline.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 26, 2023 03:52 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2023 03:51 PM (eOEVl)
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"He raped me."
-Some chick, dictating the next 6 months of the news cycle
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 26, 2023 03:52 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 26, 2023 03:52 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Montec at June 26, 2023 03:52 PM (ju3/i)
Why shield him when it isn't necessary? Do you see any R threatening impeachment? Are you hearing "Lock Him Up" from anyone other than the Left towards Trump?
The point isn't that the GOP is calling to lock him up, rather it's that the average voter is reaching a tipping point of disgust that will make it impossible to reelect him.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2023 03:53 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 26, 2023 03:53 PM (kryQn)
Admiral of the Fleet "Rachel" Levine announced that it is now "Pride Season".
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 26, 2023 03:47 PM
****
Chest feeding Mayor Pete is renaming it the Transcontinental Highway System.
Posted by: torabora at June 26, 2023 03:54 PM (OUiUM)
@IAPolls2022
NBC POLL: VP Kamala Harris’ net-negative rating (-17) is the lowest for any vice president in the poll’s history.
VP (Positive/Negative)
• Cheney: 47/24 (net +23)
• Gore: 42/27 (+15)
• Biden: 34/33 (+1)
• Pence: 34/38 (-4)
• Harris: 32/49 (-17)
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Geez! Who you gotta blow around here to get good numbers?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 26, 2023 03:54 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2023 03:51 PM (8oxb7)
Joe aint going anywhere until they convince him that said replacement will pardon him and his family
that is the Biden bottom line
and they aint found anyone yet
and he is blackmailing the DNC by telling them that he will do the pardons before the elections, which would be a dim disaster
Posted by: Amber Heard at June 26, 2023 03:54 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 26, 2023 03:51 PM
And her nipples were out.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2023 03:54 PM (GwxCX)
Bitch of a government set me up!
Posted by: Marion Barry at June 26, 2023 03:50 PM
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE WAS THE MAYOR OF WASHINGTON DC AND WAS ARRESTED BY THE FBI WHILE SMOKING CRACK WITH A PROSTITUTE AND SAID "THE BITCH SET ME UP".
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 26, 2023 03:54 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 26, 2023 03:47 PM
Gives new meaning to the term Rear Admiral.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 26, 2023 03:54 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: Bete at June 26, 2023 03:55 PM (BRhwL)
Don't you know, he was addicted to crack at the time?
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2023 03:55 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2023 03:5
The average voter has no idea any of this happened. Because other than the ghetto conservative media this story doesn’t exist.
Posted by: Montec at June 26, 2023 03:55 PM (ju3/i)
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 26, 2023 03:47 PM
Gives new meaning to the term Rear Admiral.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 26, 2023 03:54 PM (i5lJm)
Am I too old to join the Navy?
Posted by: Shep! at June 26, 2023 03:55 PM (llON8)
(Pluto has an entire channel)
Most are from the 1980's.
Nary a fat person in sight. Not as a guest, nor in the audience. Even Dom Delouise is merely plump.
What happened to us?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 26, 2023 03:55 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 26, 2023 03:47 PM
Gives new meaning to the term Rear Admiral.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 26, 2023 03:54 PM (i5lJm)
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Lower Half
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 26, 2023 03:55 PM (fxrF8)
Bitch of a government set me up!
Posted by: Marion Barry at June 26, 2023 03:50 PM (+mkOR)
I've been debating all day, do I smoke crack and go rob a bank, or smoke crack and kidnap Olivia Dunne and make her my "wife."
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2023 03:55 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 26, 2023 03:49 PM (2graF)
"My client's an idiot!" is basically an admission of guilt. But my friend tells me that it can work if the judge or jury is more sympathetic to the defense lawyer (ie knows him well enough or at least likes him) than the client or the prosecutor. Sad but true.
No one likes Joe - and he's an idiot for sure. So, he'll need a defense lawyer that looks like Cary Grant and acts like St. Bartholemew.
Posted by: Boswell at June 26, 2023 03:55 PM (K+UlC)
JUST IN - Putin meeting with his security service leaders after speech - state news agency
War Monitor @WarMonitors · 10m
⚡️Putin is holding a meeting with the participation of the heads of law enforcement agencies — Peskov
[pro-UKR] NEXTA @nexta_tv
⚡️⚡️ #Putin holds a meeting with security officials.
Attending the meeting are Prosecutor General Igor Krasnov, Kremlin Chief of Staff Anton Vaino, Interior Minister Vladimir Kolokoltsev, FSB Director Alexander Bortnikov, Rosgvardia Head Viktor Zolotov, FSO Head Dmitry Kochnev, IC Head Alexander Bastrykin.
And Defense Minister Sergei #Shoigu.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 03:55 PM (Vwz3I)
https://is.gd/JqiKVo
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2023 03:55 PM (t0OGg)
In his texts he complained about most of it going to support the Biden family. How else would Joe have acquired such costly real estate?
It was not the case that drugs made Hunter corrupt. It’s more obviously that Hunter uses drugs to escape from the stench of being the family bagman, having to meet with all sorts of foreign creeps and criminals to complete the deals.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2023 03:55 PM (f4CWy)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 26, 2023 03:54 PM (i5lJm)
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Being such an asshole.
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2023 03:56 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2023 03:56 PM (8oxb7)
What are you talking about?
IF Biden were the nom, and I doubt he will be, there will be no debates. If it's another Dem, there will be, unless the GOP follows through on its threat to not allow MFM "moderators", which they well might do.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2023 03:56 PM (eOEVl)
I think it worked, too.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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During all the Fen-Fen class actions a few years ago, a group of attorneys in Kentucky were charged with fleecing their clients of millions in settlement funds. One of them argued that he was too much of a drunk to know what he was doing. It either worked altogether or got him a reduced sentence. Can't remember which. The other two lawyers went to jail for years.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 26, 2023 03:56 PM (Ksr5N)
1. Giant Clam Attacks Jimmy Carter
i have an alibi
Posted by: large swimming rabbit at June 26, 2023 03:56 PM (oY6Yp)
This may be the knockout blow: Taylor Swift declines to appear on Meghan's podcast.
Posted by: WisRich at June 26, 2023 03:56 PM (G0vdT)
https://tinyurl.com/7w84sha6
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop, channeling that non-cop at June 26, 2023 03:56 PM (ufFY8)
(Pluto has an entire channel)
Most are from the 1980's.
Nary a fat person in sight. Not as a guest, nor in the audience. Even Dom Delouise is merely plump.
What happened to us?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 26, 2023 03:55 PM (MeG8a)
Hi there.
- processed foods full of sugar
Posted by: Montec at June 26, 2023 03:56 PM (ju3/i)
Posted by: Shep! at June 26, 2023 03:55 PM (llON
Quite a few cabin boys need comforting.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 26, 2023 03:56 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: blaster at June 26, 2023 03:27 PM (pwExq)
No one responded to this? Buncha damn Phillistines, failing to appreciate a serious cultural reference...
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at June 26, 2023 03:57 PM (Wq0qC)
Don't you know, he was addicted to crack at the time?
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2023 03:55 PM
In fact, he was so high on crack, he wasn't able to consent...he's a sexual assault survivor!!!!
Posted by: New Leftist Media/Victim Heirarchy angle at June 26, 2023 03:58 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2023 03:56 PM
This, eleventy.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2023 03:58 PM (GwxCX)
And Defense Minister Sergei #Shoigu.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 03:55 PM (Vwz3I)
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I'm sure there was a lot of "harumphing" going on.
Posted by: WisRich at June 26, 2023 03:58 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Ulrich at June 26, 2023 03:58 PM (ssESX)
Just another day at the Biden Family Compound.
Posted by: Ktgreat at June 26, 2023 03:58 PM (ei7q6)
What a timeline.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 26, 2023 03:52 PM (i5lJm)
The only granddaughter who hasn't gotten a Christmas stocking from grampy, is also the only granddaughter he hasn't fingered.
So she's got that going for her. Which is nice.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2023 03:58 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 26, 2023 03:58 PM (ufFY8)
Go to the theater to see a play and have someone pop a cap in his ass or take a train ride and have someone else pop a cap in his ass or maybe have his portrait done and stroke out while doing it or maybe rent a convertible and tool around Dallas a few times and have yet someone else pop a cap in his ass.
C'mon Joe!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 26, 2023 03:58 PM (HiuPw)
Just another day at the Biden Family Compound.
Posted by: Ktgreat at June 26, 2023 03:58 PM (ei7q6)
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In dad's car, of course.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2023 03:58 PM (t0OGg)
Doped or not, wearing a dress or not, it was Hunter Biden that committed extortion and he was obviously stating his father was there....it would be a fact that a jury could decide is true or not.
Posted by: torabora at June 26, 2023 03:58 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: blaster at June 26, 2023 03:27 PM (pwExq)
No one responded to this? Buncha damn Phillistines, failing to appreciate a serious cultural reference...
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at June 26, 2023 03:57 PM
I know, right.
Posted by: Whoopie at June 26, 2023 03:59 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 03:59 PM (Vwz3I)
What a timeline.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 26, 2023 03:52 PM (i5lJm)
What's wild is the stripper is the most moral of the three.
Posted by: Moki at June 26, 2023 03:59 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Tom C at June 26, 2023 04:00 PM (GMZGL)
Because the media has given them cover until now. There was a lot of chatter before but no real evidence of sustained push to prove the allegations.
Now there are bank records, emails, text messages and whistleblowers and more coming. At some point Joe becomes more of a liability than he is worth. Everyone does. And then they will cut him loose.
Where we are today, a failing economy, massive inflation, naked guys flapping their dicks at kids, trannies openly going after our kids, a wide open southern border and on and on and on, is not where we were 2 years ago. This clown show has become a serious liability for the left. They wouldn't be running yet another fake indictment against Trump if they were so sure they could just cheat their way back into the White House. Joe would lose a debate with a tube of toothpaste today.
If this keeps unraveling they are going to replace Joe.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2023 04:00 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at June 26, 2023 04:00 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 26, 2023 04:00 PM (lf83v)
1 . Basement Joe continues his no-campaign tradition
2 . War with some country that rhymes with 'RUSSIA'
3 . Basement Joe take a tour of Dallas in a convertible
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 26, 2023 04:00 PM (jzzG8)
Ha ha ha hahaha
Posted by: Kamela Harris at June 26, 2023 04:00 PM (OUiUM)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 26, 2023 04:00 PM (RqMSv)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2023 04:00 PM (f4CWy)
What a timeline.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 26, 2023 03:52 PM (i5lJm)
++++
The real cherry on top of the "what a timeline" thing is that the stripper is, far and away, the most normal and honorable of the three.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2023 04:01 PM (t0OGg)
What happened to us?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 26, 2023 03:55 PM (MeG8a)
Hi there.
- processed foods full of sugar
Posted by: Montec at June 26, 2023 03:56 PM
Don't forget about us!
Posted by: Ever-increasing portion sizes and successful anti-smoking (appetite suppressant) campaign at June 26, 2023 04:01 PM (JCZqz)
1 . Basement Joe continues his no-campaign tradition
2 . War with some country that rhymes with 'RUSSIA'
3 . Basement Joe take a tour of Dallas in a convertible
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 26, 2023 04:00 PM (jzzG
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My money is on door number 1.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2023 04:01 PM (t0OGg)
That Krassenstein idiot threatened to call a lawyer on someone for posting a screenshot of his tweet where BK defended guys on bikes showing their dinglehoppers to kids.
https://tinyurl.com/uzwfujb9
Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2023 04:02 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 26, 2023 04:02 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2023 04:00 PM
They won't. I don't share any confidence in that with you.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2023 04:02 PM (GwxCX)
Maybe, but Hunter was in the VIP lounge at the local strip joint when he was texting that.
And Creepy Pervy was right there with him.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 26, 2023 04:02 PM (ga8qR)
Yup.. Ever watched Cops ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 26, 2023 03:45 PM (bs+z0)
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You'd think if you were driving around with drugs or stolen goods, you'd stop at lights, not speed, have working tail lights, etc.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2023 04:02 PM (MoZTd)
Maybe here. Or maybe that was just some other unexplained $5 million in yet another of Joe's many offshore accounts.
https://tinyurl.com/23cdd8mk
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2023 04:03 PM (ZLI7S)
I see KJP as a hot Disney property in a couple years; maybe a little soft lesbo porn but carrying a redeeming social message.
Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2023 04:03 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar at June 26, 2023 04:00 PM (VMFAF)
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Pfft
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at June 26, 2023 04:03 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Andrew Coumo at June 26, 2023 04:03 PM (OUiUM)
It was not the case that drugs made Hunter corrupt. It’s more obviously that Hunter uses drugs to escape from the stench of being the family bagman, having to meet with all sorts of foreign creeps and criminals to complete the deals.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2023 03:55 PM (f4CWy)
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Are they creeps or patriots? If you can buy the politicians of another country cheap, then you buy them. It's your patriotic duty to your country. The standard of living has risen dramatically in China due to their purchase of our politicians.
Posted by: DFCtomm at June 26, 2023 04:03 PM (NTi06)
Posted by: WisRich at June 26, 2023 04:03 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 26, 2023 04:03 PM (lf83v)
Hunter only got 5 million
Posted by: Paul at June 26, 2023 04:03 PM (UOXWj)
Because he is really Creepy Pervy's laywer.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 26, 2023 04:03 PM (ga8qR)
What happened to us?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 26, 2023 03:55 PM (MeG8a)
Hi there.
- processed foods full of sugar
Posted by: Montec at June 26, 2023 03:56 PM
Don't forget about us!
Posted by: Ever-increasing portion sizes and successful anti-smoking (appetite suppressant) campaign at June 26, 2023 04:01 PM (JCZqz)
What are we - chopped foie gras?
Posted by: Xbox and PS games and controllers at June 26, 2023 04:04 PM (XYbID)
JUST IN - Putin meeting with his security service leaders after speech - state news agency
War Monitor @WarMonitors · 10m
⚡️Putin is holding a meeting with the participation of the heads of law enforcement agencies — Peskov
[pro-UKR] NEXTA @nexta_tv
⚡️⚡️ #Putin holds a meeting with security officials.
Attending the meeting are Prosecutor General Igor Krasnov, Kremlin Chief of Staff Anton Vaino, Interior Minister Vladimir Kolokoltsev, FSB Director Alexander Bortnikov, Rosgvardia Head Viktor Zolotov, FSO Head Dmitry Kochnev, IC Head Alexander Bastrykin.
And Defense Minister Sergei #Shoigu.
Posted by: andycanuck
No more Mr. Nice Guy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 26, 2023 04:04 PM (FVME7)
To put it more clearly-- the Secret Service allowed a man clearly, obviously high on hard drugs into the presence of the VP?
What the F is even worse that they are hiding where "the Secret Service let a high drug addict be unsupervised with the VP" is the best defense?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 26, 2023 04:04 PM (HSPw/)
Just another day at the Biden Family Compound.
Posted by: Ktgreat at June 26, 2023 03:58 PM (ei7q6)
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In dad's car, of course.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2023 03:58 PM (t0OGg
NOT IN THE VETTE!!!!!!?????
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 26, 2023 04:04 PM (AiIXY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2023 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2023 04:03 PM
She is actually kind of cute.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2023 04:04 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2023 04:00 PM
They won't. I don't share any confidence in that with you.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2023 04:02 PM
The only way Biden doesn't run is if he's dead.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 26, 2023 04:04 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2023 04:01 PM (t0OGg)
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Worked last time.
Posted by: WisRich at June 26, 2023 04:04 PM (G0vdT)
Now there are bank records, emails, text messages and whistleblowers and more coming. At some point Joe becomes more of a liability than he is worth. Everyone does. And then they will cut him loose.
Where we are today, a failing economy, massive inflation, naked guys flapping their dicks at kids, trannies openly going after our kids, a wide open southern border and on and on and on, is not where we were 2 years ago. This clown show has become a serious liability for the left. They wouldn't be running yet another fake indictment against Trump if they were so sure they could just cheat their way back into the White House. Joe would lose a debate with a tube of toothpaste today.
If this keeps unraveling they are going to replace Joe.
There's an additional benefit. They can blame a much diminished Sleepy Joe for everything that's gone wrong, (in sadness rather than anger, of course), and ask the country for a chance to make things right.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 26, 2023 04:04 PM (eOEVl)
Someone responded "You left 300,000 guns for the Taliban, free of charge".
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 26, 2023 04:05 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2023 04:05 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Pawl at June 26, 2023 04:05 PM (flINI)
Joe needs one that will run interference for Joe.
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2023 04:05 PM (krQz2)
Diminished capacity!
Posted by: Unkaren at June 26, 2023 04:05 PM (LPkjK)
Someone responded "You left 300,000 guns for the Taliban, free of charge".
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 26, 2023 04:05 PM
Ouch. LOL.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2023 04:06 PM (GwxCX)
I didn't figure that would be an actual excuse for doing something like that.
"SORRY boss. I was blazin' high AF and don't know what I was saying. My bad....."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2023 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2023 04:06 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2023 04:06 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: That guy who always says things are getting sporty... at June 26, 2023 04:06 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 26, 2023 04:07 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: Unkaren at June 26, 2023 04:07 PM (LPkjK)
Hunter only got 5 million
Posted by: Paul at June 26, 2023 04:03 PM (UOXWj)
Gonna have to show your work. Hunter wrote it out for the world to see. What have you got?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 26, 2023 04:07 PM (AiIXY)
Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2023 04:03 PM
She is actually kind of cute.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2023 04:04 PM
Uh...like AoC, she's cute when compared to the other people she's usually seen with, but she'd never make the Joe Mannix cheesecake post.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 26, 2023 04:07 PM (JCZqz)
_________
No more gym in schools.
Processed foods out the wazoo.
PornHub.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
What is this, Burma Shave?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 26, 2023 04:07 PM (ga8qR)
Posted by: Erik In Texas at June 26, 2023 04:07 PM (aGGj6)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 26, 2023 04:07 PM (i5lJm)
⚡️⚡️ #Putin holds a meeting with security officials.
Attending the meeting are Prosecutor General Igor Krasnov, Kremlin Chief of Staff Anton Vaino, Interior Minister Vladimir Kolokoltsev, FSB Director Alexander Bortnikov, Rosgvardia Head Viktor Zolotov, FSO Head Dmitry Kochnev, IC Head Alexander Bastrykin.
And Defense Minister Sergei #Shoigu.
Posted by: andycanuck
Drone strike on the way?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2023 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2023 03:58 PM (t0OGg
NOT IN THE VETTE!!!!!!?????
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 26, 2023 04:04 PM
Then Hunter and Mayor Pete put it in reverse up on jack stands.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2023 04:07 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2023 04:06 PM (MNhXM)
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C;mon, this is the HQ.
Power of and.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2023 04:07 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: That guy who always says things are getting sporty... at June 26, 2023 04:06 PM (Xrfse)
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Heh.
Posted by: That guy who thinks saying "heh" is witty. at June 26, 2023 04:07 PM (fxrF8)
Hey, even *I* know not to quote the trolls.
Posted by: Shep! at June 26, 2023 04:07 PM (llON8)
Nah. He's an untouchable princeling with no faith in God and a crooked pedo father. 99% of people like that are going to become out of control hedonists.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2023 04:07 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2023 04:00 PM (ZLI7S)
Its about what and how much the MSM can cover up and what they can't - they've already pretty much given up credibility. Now, with overwhelming knowledge they are backing a corrupt regime, they just can't cover this incompetence and corruption up as much as they need to in order to protect Joe and not go down with him.
They'd need to go into full communist dictator propaganda mode in order to do that - they've come as close as they dare - but there are just too many chances that they get caught up later and eliminated along with Joe to allow them to get there. This may just become an inner palace coup if it keeps up.
Posted by: Boswell at June 26, 2023 04:08 PM (K+UlC)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 26, 2023 04:08 PM (U1hdl)
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I give the Secret Service high marks for letting a compassionate father bond with his drug-abusing son rather than heartlessly rip him from his loving arms due to some vague and oppressive legal technicality.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 26, 2023 04:08 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2023 04:03 PM
She is actually kind of cute.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2023 04:04 PM
Uh...like AoC, she's cute when compared to the other people she's usually seen with, but she'd never make the Joe Mannix cheesecake post.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 26, 2023 04:07 PM (JCZqz)
I will have to see dat azz before rendering judgement.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at June 26, 2023 04:08 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: polynikes at June 26, 2023 04:06 PM (MNhXM)
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C;mon, this is the HQ.
Power of and.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2023 04:07 PM (t0OGg)
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Don't forget about me!
Posted by: ... But Mostly ... at June 26, 2023 04:08 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 26, 2023 04:08 PM (flINI)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 04:09 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 26, 2023 04:04 PM
++++
The 'Vette, gets 'em wet!
Posted by: Simon at June 26, 2023 04:09 PM (t0OGg)
Someone responded "You left 300,000 guns for the Taliban, free of charge".
Posted by: gourmand du jour
I don't listen to gun control arguments from someone who left 300,000 guns for the Afghans.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2023 04:09 PM (GIBR7)
And that will be the last of it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 26, 2023 04:09 PM (2ovLw)
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at June 26, 2023 04:09 PM (BdMk6)
the Z Man has canceled the elections
no wonder the left loves this guy's taint
YOU WILL NOT CHANGE HORSE'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GRIFT
Posted by: REDACTED at June 26, 2023 04:09 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at June 26, 2023 04:09 PM (9e2kV)
Posted by: Bosk of Port Kar
KJP - Favorite hand muppet of bull dykes everywhere.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 26, 2023 04:09 PM (ga8qR)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 26, 2023 04:09 PM (JkCto)
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A new sitcom on Fox about Indiana rednecks, Hoosier Daddy!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 26, 2023 04:10 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at June 26, 2023 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2023 04:02 PM
I almost hope they don't. Yes, they will cheat. They always cheat. They have since the days of Tammany Hall. But they have to have at least a plausible candidate.
Do you think they stuffed Joe in the basement for the entire 2020 race because he was resting? And he was way more sentient then.
I'd rather go up against a nearly braindead, corrupt Biden with Trump pounding on his corruption 7 x 24 than someone like a Whitmer who the media will turn into a heroine. But I won't be a bit surprised if Joe decides not to run to spend more time with his troubled son.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2023 04:10 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 26, 2023 04:07 PM (i5lJm)
***
I see what you did there my good fellow
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 26, 2023 04:10 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
__________
Presentation.
For.
Dramatic.
Effect.
Posted by: Captain James T. Kirk at June 26, 2023 04:10 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Jewish Odysseus at June 26, 2023 04:10 PM (bvp+i)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 26, 2023 04:11 PM (2ovLw)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 26, 2023 04:11 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: EveR at June 26, 2023 04:11 PM (MUpk6)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at June 26, 2023 04:11 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2023 04:11 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 26, 2023 04:12 PM (2ovLw)
Eh, my dad's right here, you wanna tell him why we're not getting paid? Fuck you. Pay ME!
You can't picture the others in the room making the no head shaking with the four fingers of a hand making the head slicing motion, trying to get him to stop?
I mean, if nobody is doing that then they have no fear at all of being incriminated in high crimes and misdemeanors and this is just another day that ends in Y
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 26, 2023 04:12 PM (FCbAQ)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 26, 2023 04:09 PM
Nah bro, he was high when he was with his daddy, Joey held the torch, Hunty was too shaky.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2023 04:12 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Jewish Odysseus at June 26, 2023 04:10 PM (bvp+i)
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Probably composed it on his laptop and did some edits/checking. Maybe he was high - he's aggressive like he might be - but it doesn't really matter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2023 04:12 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2023 04:12 PM (e4fEA)
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Well, someone's going to have to pay her millions in reparations for those 4 minutes of oppression.
Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cochrane at June 26, 2023 04:12 PM (lf83v)
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (AP) — The suspect in a mass shooting that killed five people at a Colorado Springs LGBTQ+ nightclub in 2022 has been sentenced to life in prison after pleading guilty to murder and other charges in the attack.
The sentencing of Anderson Lee Aldrich comes just seven months after the shooting and spares victims’ families and survivors a long and potentially painful trial.
Aldrich declined to address the court prior to sentencing.
Aldrich was charged with more than 300 state counts, including murder and hate crimes. The U.S. Justice Department is considering pursuing federal hate crime charges, according to a senior law enforcement official familiar with the matter who spoke to AP on condition of anonymity to discuss the ongoing case.||
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 04:12 PM (Vwz3I)
See video here for example.
https://tinyurl.com/5ee4rv3u
Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2023 04:12 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 26, 2023 04:13 PM (us2H3)
Do you think they stuffed Joe in the basement for the entire 2020 race because he was resting? And he was way more sentient then.
I'd rather go up against a nearly braindead, corrupt Biden with Trump pounding on his corruption 7 x 24 than someone like a Whitmer who the media will turn into a heroine. But I won't be a bit surprised if Joe decides not to run to spend more time with his troubled son.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2023 04:10 PM (ZLI7S
Did someone say heroin?
Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 26, 2023 04:13 PM (AiIXY)
I mean, if nobody is doing that then they have no fear at all of being incriminated in high crimes and misdemeanors and this is just another day that ends in Y
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 26, 2023 04:12 PM
Why should they have any fear at all?
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2023 04:13 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at June 26, 2023 04:13 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2023 04:14 PM (R38qh)
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Use the meme of Elmo in front of the burning cityscape[??]
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 26, 2023 04:14 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 26, 2023 04:12 PM (2ovLw)
Aliens!!!
Posted by: George T at June 26, 2023 04:14 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 26, 2023 04:14 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2023 04:12 PM (e4fEA)
***
Bangin' a hooker on top of the resolute desk
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 26, 2023 04:14 PM (flINI)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at June 26, 2023 04:14 PM (2YtOq)
Also, Joe is a coward and a piece of human excrement.
Posted by: Archer at June 26, 2023 04:14 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 26, 2023 04:14 PM (ga8qR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Release five more billionaires & another sketchy space rocket!!
--Frau Farbissina
Posted by: rickb223 at June 26, 2023 04:15 PM (GIBR7)
they're norman coordinators
Posted by: anachronda at June 26, 2023 04:15 PM (oY6Yp)
Fun fact: Dolphins have some hair near their blowholes.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2023 04:15 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 26, 2023 04:15 PM (Ksr5N)
See video here for example.
https://tinyurl.com/5ee4rv3u
Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2023 04:12 PM (R38qh)
She's there, got f*cked up hair, but hey, there's nips.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2023 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 26, 2023 04:14 PM (ga8qR)
The background light is FUSCHIA!
Posted by: This... is XiNN at June 26, 2023 04:16 PM (llON8)
That is an unfortunate turn of phrase. It sounds like "duck season" , "Fishing season," "bear hunting season" where the quarry doesn't come out well. I wish we could just go back to Pride Day if we have to have a political entity forcing the celebration of a sexual orientation.
And anyway, we don't have a heterosexual pride day. It's not as is people worked really hard improve a skill such as piano playing or chess.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2023 04:16 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2023 04:15 PM
So does Joy Behar.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2023 04:16 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2023 04:06 PM (xhxe
Yep, the walls are definitely falling off.
Posted by: InZona at June 26, 2023 04:16 PM (MewEW)
Posted by: Lenscrafters at June 26, 2023 04:16 PM (us2H3)
That would be me. Heh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 26, 2023 04:16 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 26, 2023 04:16 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 26, 2023 04:17 PM (lf83v)
That stuff is nasty. Glad the test is over and prayers for good results.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 26, 2023 04:17 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 26, 2023 04:17 PM (VdGjU)
we're open !!
Posted by: Lenscrafters at June 26, 2023 04:16 PM (us2H3)
That shit's funny right there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2023 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 26, 2023 04:17 PM (i5lJm)
"So? It's true. And what are you going to do about it? We get to do what we want. And you'll be punished for even bringing it up."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2023 04:17 PM (MoZTd)
Most contrast is horrible. I did have contrast one time that was like lightly flavored water. I wondered why I was forced to take the nasty stuff if that was available.
Also, that crap they inject you with at the time of the scan is horrible. Full body flush feeling and copper penny taste in your mouth, every time.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2023 04:17 PM (R38qh)
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That was Friday. They're back to their water carrying today.
Posted by: WisRich at June 26, 2023 04:18 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at June 26, 2023 04:18 PM (2YtOq)
Pawl probably isn't sure what a woman is, but his authentic self will require surgery-because pronouns are not enough. Transition more!
Posted by: Unkaren at June 26, 2023 04:18 PM (LPkjK)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2023 04:15 PM
So does Joy Behar.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2023 04:16 PM (GwxCX)
Somebody pissed Joy Behar off when they asked to touch her hair. Instead of touching her head, they touched her upper lip.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 26, 2023 04:18 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 26, 2023 04:18 PM (9RRW+)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 26, 2023 04:18 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 26, 2023 04:17 PM (VdGjU)
++++
MMMMMMM
But also physical abuse!
Posted by: Cheryl, Carol, wait - what's her name??? at June 26, 2023 04:19 PM (t0OGg)
If this keeps unraveling they are going to replace Joe.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2023 04:00 PM (ZLI7S)
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failing economy- free movement of goods and labor
Trannies going after kids- sexual liberation
open southern border- free movement of goods and labor
It's just the left? Sounds like we've almost achieved the Libertarian paradise.
Posted by: DFCtomm at June 26, 2023 04:19 PM (NTi06)
Joe is a dog king. Meant to humiliate us and show the left's power over us. They can install anyone as president, ignore his corruption, prosecute his rivals, and there is nothing anyone, especially the GOP, will do about it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 26, 2023 04:19 PM (2ovLw)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2023 04:17 PM (R38qh)
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Yes, but that warm feeling, like a full body hot flash, is just the icing on top of the contrast!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at June 26, 2023 04:19 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 26, 2023 04:19 PM (dwh5k)
In an Antonio Brown kinda way.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 26, 2023 04:17 PM (lf83v)
She kinda reminds me of Nick Van Exel in a way......Jus wit moar hair.
https://is.gd/4t3g41
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2023 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Unkaren at June 26, 2023 04:19 PM (LPkjK)
This is the picture of Hunter, who was so high he isn't responsible for anything, driving Sponge-Brain's Corvette with a couple of young girls in it, on the day he went all Godfather on the Chicoms. Sure, right, he looks sooooo out of it. The attorney statement is the classic non denial denial. As for him not being responsible for anything he did because he was high - That defense always ends up with the person convicted though I suspect Hunter will be the lone exception, halleluiah, praise God!, it is a miracle, call the Pope. Conclusion: The Bidens are guilty as f**k of everything alleged.
https://tinyurl.com/45zj5jea
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 26, 2023 04:19 PM (qxLut)
Posted by: wth at June 26, 2023 04:20 PM (v0R5T)
Pope Francis Welcomes Artist Who Submerged a Crucifix in Glass of Urine to the Vatican
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I'd like the next sentence to be "... and burns him at the stake in St. Peter's Square"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2023 04:20 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: wth at June 26, 2023 04:20 PM (v0R5T)
Does that mean gay?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 26, 2023 04:20 PM (i5lJm)
"Your honor, my client was trippin' balls at the time and no one should be held accountable for anything that happened during that time."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2023 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Unkaren at June 26, 2023 04:19 PM
In Luap's case it was a guy named Bud.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2023 04:20 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: DJ at June 26, 2023 04:20 PM (uosPt)
I guess the left truly believes two wrong do make a right.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at June 26, 2023 04:21 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2023 04:17 PM (R38qh)
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Yes, but that warm feeling, like a full body hot flash, is just the icing on top of the contrast!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at June 26, 2023 04:19 PM (2YtOq)
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They'd gotten the pain of my kidney stone under control when they shot me with that stuff for the scan, and it inflamed the area so much that they had to gork me with more morphine. Which I hate.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 26, 2023 04:21 PM (fxrF8)
Whitmer isn't just a heroine, she's a victim of White Male Supremacy kidnap plotting, as has been proven in court.
The question isn't if, it's how they elevate her.
Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2023 04:21 PM (j4U/Z)
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Yeah, boy, every few hours I have take out my wallet and throw bills away to prevent my wallet from exploding.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 26, 2023 04:22 PM (FVME7)
"Your honor, my client was trippin' balls at the time and no one should be held accountable for anything that happened during that time."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2023 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah? So what's Joe's excuse for being there at the time? Was he high too?
Posted by: Just Lily at June 26, 2023 04:22 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: DJ at June 26, 2023 04:20 PM (uosPt)
Art imitates life imitates art.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2023 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 26, 2023 04:23 PM (VdGjU)
Yeah? So what's Joe's excuse for being there at the time? Was he high too?
Posted by: Just Lily at June 26, 2023 04:22 PM (RLLZj)
Joe knew Hunter was high, so he didn't listen to the conversation knowing full well that anything said wouldn't be held against anyone because TRIPPIN' BALLS.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2023 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)
"Your honor, my client was trippin' balls at the time and no one should be held accountable for anything that happened during that time."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2023 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah? So what's Joe's excuse for being there at the time? Was he high too?
Posted by: Just Lily
Not guilty by adjacent highness.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 26, 2023 04:23 PM (qxLut)
I even brought a book. But, did I get a chance to really even start it? Nope. Two pages in, barely and I'm called back. I hadn't even sat down long enough to warm the seat.
I wuz robbed all the way around with this CAT scan experience!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at June 26, 2023 04:23 PM (2YtOq)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 26, 2023 04:24 PM (R38qh)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2023 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Oh right. Makes perfect sense.
* The View
Posted by: Just Lily at June 26, 2023 04:24 PM (RLLZj)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 26, 2023 04:24 PM (9RRW+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 26, 2023 04:24 PM (2ovLw)
The question isn't if, it's how they elevate her.
Posted by: Auspex at June 26,
You can bet jackboots will be involved.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2023 04:24 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 26, 2023 04:23 PM (qxLut)
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Contact high!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 26, 2023 04:24 PM (fxrF8)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 26, 2023 04:24 PM (VdGjU)
Pope Francis Welcomes Artist Who Submerged a Crucifix in Glass of Urine to the Vatican
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I'd like the next sentence to be "... and burns him at the stake in St. Peter's Square"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2023 04:20 PM (MoZTd)
I think you'd have to go back several Popes for that kind of action, especially since Frankie is Fake.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 26, 2023 04:24 PM (llON8)
I even brought a book. But, did I get a chance to really even start it? Nope. Two pages in, barely and I'm called back. I hadn't even sat down long enough to warm the seat.
I wuz robbed all the way around with this CAT scan experience!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at June 26, 2023 04:23 PM (2YtOq)
Guess you'll just have to keep working on that home project your wife came up with.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 26, 2023 04:24 PM (eYoxG)
Nice
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 26, 2023 04:18 PM (9RRW+)
I am getting so disgusted with the Catholic Church's leadership - bishops on up. TX Bishop Strickland is getting investigated by Rome, bishops everywhere are silent on so many issues that they should be front and center on. Catholic Charities is the #1 child trafficker out of MX and South America. On and on.
Now, I'm a cradle Catholic. Not deserting my faith. But what I considered to be my Church........
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 26, 2023 04:25 PM (N39Ws)
Joe knew Hunter was high, so he didn't listen to the conversation knowing full well that anything said wouldn't be held against anyone because TRIPPIN' BALLS.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2023 04:23 PM
Joe has dementia, he wouldn't know it. So Joepedo goes with the dementia defense, Hunty goes with the trippin balls defense. I mean it's not as good as the Chewbacca defense, but still.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2023 04:25 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 26, 2023 04:23 PM (qxLut)
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With the amount of drugs Hunter appears to have been doing, a contact high is quite possible. Hunter's sweat alone probably was enough to someone woozy.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at June 26, 2023 04:25 PM (2YtOq)
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You oughta know not to stand by the window
Somebody'll see you up there
I got some groceries, some peanut butter
To last a couple of days
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 26, 2023 04:26 PM (lf83v)
https://tinyurl.com/43akzs9f
A Pho Noodle 3
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 26, 2023 04:24 PM (9RRW+)
She's a Sack n' Save 4, on a cloudy day. Sun shines and she's screwed......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2023 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 26, 2023 04:27 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: DJ at June 26, 2023 04:27 PM (uosPt)
The question isn't if, it's how they elevate her.
Posted by: Auspex at June 26,
You can bet jackboots will be involved.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2023 04:24 PM (e4fEA)
Didn't Whitler's very own Goebbels help pass a law against "hate" speech, complete with fines and prison time?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 26, 2023 04:27 PM (llON8)
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 26, 2023 04:27 PM (FIkb2)
Now, I'm a cradle Catholic. Not deserting my faith. But what I considered to be my Church........
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 26, 2023 04:25 PM (N39Ws)
I didn't leave the Catholic Church. It left me.
I was liberated after it abandoned me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2023 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Nice
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 26, 2023 04:18 PM (9RRW+)
Pope Frankie is asshoe. He should be more worried about all the sodomites running around with collars on than some asshat "artist".
What a tool.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 26, 2023 04:27 PM (HiuPw)
https://tinyurl.com/43akzs9f
A Pho Noodle 3
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 26, 2023 04:24 PM (9RRW+)
No yellow!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 26, 2023 04:28 PM (i5lJm)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at June 26, 2023 04:28 PM (2YtOq)
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Proper verb tense and grammar is always a strong indicator of drug abuse.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 26, 2023 04:28 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2023 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 26, 2023 04:25 PM (N39Ws)
My first grade teacher, Sr. Gertrude,, had us pray every day in thanksgiving for the gift of living in a time of holy Popes. "Not everyone in history has had holy Popes," she said. "It is a great blessing."
I thought those days were long in the past.
Posted by: Just Lily at June 26, 2023 04:29 PM (RLLZj)
Some disassembly required ...
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Who doesn't love a yellow school bus? *cackles*
Posted by: Kamala at June 26, 2023 04:29 PM (aBJcM)
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So that's what accounts for the recent poll showing 70+% of Americans think the country is headed in the wrong direction. *smacks palm to forehead*
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 26, 2023 04:30 PM (sVtYq)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at June 26, 2023 04:28 PM (2YtOq)
Weird that KJP is milf chaser.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 26, 2023 04:30 PM (AiIXY)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 26, 2023 04:25 PM
You can have faith without religion. I grew up Catholic and have family that is. So there's no animosity meant by saying that. For me the CC was all about tradition and checklists that put mortal men on a higher pedestal than should ever be expected of man. How they handled the scandals alone is insane. The CC is placed way too high above God IMHO.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 26, 2023 04:30 PM (GwxCX)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2023 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Paco at June 26, 2023 04:30 PM (njExo)
Weird that KJP is milf chaser.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 26, 2023 04:30 PM (AiIXY)
Muff chaser.......she was born that way, ya know.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 26, 2023 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kamala at June 26, 2023 04:29 PM (aBJcM)
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Her bus didn't have as many seats in it, so every seat felt special.
Posted by: Axeman at June 26, 2023 04:31 PM (krQz2)
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The father's love of cold, hard cash.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 26, 2023 04:31 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 26, 2023 04:31 PM (Mdjyw)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Updated your comment.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 26, 2023 04:31 PM (qxLut)
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I feel better because of Biden's policies, but mostly because I've taken up drinking due to Biden's policies.
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 26, 2023 04:31 PM (aBJcM)
Posted by: Archer at June 26, 2023 04:33 PM (gmo/4)
I am obviously not a RC but it is discouraging. The kind of thing is discouraging in other denominations too. I'm not a priest, but I would just encourage you to keep up with your spiritual practices to strengthen your faith. If you're man see if your parish has a men's group that meets t
Regularly for discussion, prayer and Bible and theological study. Also, the conservative group Church Militant is having a retreat just for RC men in August. Details are on their website
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at June 26, 2023 04:34 PM (zDsJL)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 26, 2023 04:35 PM (Mzdiz)
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The father's love of cold, hard cash.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 26, 2023 04:31 PM (FVME7)
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Hard to believe she ever LARPed as a conservative.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 26, 2023 04:36 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 26, 2023 04:37 PM (oWBc3)
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 26, 2023 04:39 PM (oWBc3)
https://tinyurl.com/3k9f84zb
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for Public Office at June 26, 2023 04:39 PM (zDsJL)
https://tinyurl.com/2utpp2cc
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 26, 2023 04:45 PM (qxLut)
I see names of individuals (Is it Henry or Raymond?), names of LLCs, so on and so forth are not the same document to document, story to story. Hudson Group, Hudson West III & Hudson West V LLC. Oswaco PC, Oswaco LLC.
James, the uncle, was in on this particular arrangement. How's he been untouchable?
Daily Mail had a very nice photo display & wrote about the State Dinner, "President turns lavish Modi event into a family affair by inviting scandal-hit son, daughter and granddaughter. The Bidens laugh! Nott just Hunter and his current wife but Uncle James, sister Ashley, his daughter & White House resident Naomi and her odd husband Peter Neal, and many others, were photographed at the White House state dinner for the Indian Prime Minister.
Posted by: L - Practice made perfect & speeds up security clearances at June 26, 2023 05:16 PM (GshMh)
You mean JFB never spoke to his son OR his brother about their joint business dealings.
Doocy? Anyone?
Posted by: Zek at June 26, 2023 05:50 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: Zek at June 26, 2023 05:51 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 26, 2023 06:07 PM (ytSiK)
Since it was in the past, wouldn't they be under FOIA? (... stop laughing)
And since it was in the past... has any group previously obtained this information, prior to any scrub-a-dub-dubbing going on now?
Posted by: Another Anon at June 26, 2023 07:54 PM (hwP7U)
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