Rapper: I Got Three Years in Prison For the Same Crime The President's Bitchass Son Just Got A Slap On the Wrist For

It's good to be a princeling of The Regime.

Rapper Kodak Black's attorney reacted on social media Tuesday to news that President Joe Biden's son, Hunter, would likely avoid jail time for crimes similar to that which saw his own client sentenced to prison.
"2 tiers of justice?" Bradford Cohen asked on his Instagram page. "Kodak was charged for the same crime. Got over 3 years. Mr. Biden will not serve a day. Feels right?"
Kodak Black, whose real name is Bill Kapri, pleaded guilty in November 2019 to lying on a federal firearms purchase form when he concealed his past criminal convictions. Hunter Biden allegedly lied about his drug use when buying a firearm in 2018.
Hunter Biden had no past convictions, but was kicked out of the Navy in 2015 after testing positive for drugs.
On Tuesday, it was announced that Hunter Biden would plead guilty to two counts of willful failure to pay federal income tax, and one count of providing false information in purchasing a firearm.
In addition to Kodak Black, several other prominent black public figures, including first offenders, have faced jail time for doing what Hunter did.
One was musician Lauryn Hill, who was sentenced to three months in prison for failing to pay federal taxes.
Another was actor Wesley Snipes, who served nearly three years in federal prison for refusing to pay taxes.

That isn't all of Hunter Biden's amazing legal luck over the past few days. The mother of his illegitimate child agreed suddenly to a 75% cut in child support payments for the rejected toddler. She also agreed to not seek to change the child's last name to "Biden."

Boy sure feels like a secret pile of Democrat money was involved right there, huh?

So an undisclosed contributor just paid millions to Hunter Biden's babymama to get him out of a jam, and that's not an illegal donation to Joe Biden.

Do you get it now? I mean, do you really get it?

A Trump appointed judge will okay, or reject, the Hunter Biden plea deal. I don't have a lot of hope that he'll reject it. I don't even think he'll ask any questions about all the other crimes the DOJ has given him a pass on.

Congress is preparing to unseal whistleblower testimony about the DOJ deliberately slow-walking and then tanking its own case against Hunter Biden.

House Ways and Means Committee took final steps Tuesday to release to the public as early as this week the testimony and evidence from an IRS whistleblower who alleges the Justice Department gave favorable treatment to Hunter Biden and engaged in political interference in the criminal tax case against the first son.
Committee Chairman Jason Smith, R-Mo., scheduled an executive session for 8 a.m. Thursday where lawmakers are expected to vote to free the whistleblower evidence and testimony of IRS supervisory criminal agent Gary Shapley from the 6103 privacy requirements that normally shield Americans' tax information from public disclosure.

BREAKING:

"It's GOOD to be the President's Son" -Hunter Biden @kyledunnigan pic.twitter.com/ldB6FdD4I4
— FazziSazzi (@FazziSazzi) June 20, 2023

Posted by: Ace at 12:10 PM

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1 First

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 22, 2023 12:10 PM (3CCua)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2023 12:11 PM (vf0Uk)

3 But Democrats are for the black community.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2023 12:11 PM (vf0Uk)

4 Well, duh. Next time be part of the elite.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2023 12:11 PM (DRSnL)

5 Two-tiered justice. Well, MULTI-tiered. Your importance to the regime dictates how lenient the "law" is with you.

That's how tyrannies work.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 22, 2023 12:11 PM (JMAcK)

6 "Preparing to unseal," "taking the last steps" . . . I sure wish the feral gov would work this slowly when it does all the crap I wish it wouldn't do.

Posted by: Catherine at June 22, 2023 12:12 PM (ZSsrh)

7 It's good to the be son of a not-a-wannabe-dictator.
Ahhhh! Relaxing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 22, 2023 12:12 PM (ynpvh)

8 Hi Ace

Raining here today.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 22, 2023 12:12 PM (t/2Uw)

9 I shan't believe it! I shan't!

The Daily Mail:

Hunter Biden was member of an elite LA sex club SNCTM - but was kicked out for being a 'scumbag', says founder, who's now been banned from party he founded for breaking confidentiality rules to ID president's son

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 22, 2023 12:12 PM (2tUFv)

10 The big question: does Hunter have a piss-boy?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2023 12:12 PM (eOEVl)

11 I wonder if the payout to the ex-stripper will her considered a campaign contribution and each payment will be subject to a separate criminal charge?

Or nah?

Posted by: MJ at June 22, 2023 12:13 PM (zwDuR)

12 You know what will fix this?

Matt Gaetz pwning someone in committee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:13 PM (LvTSG)

13 Smoking crack
Raping underage hookers
Taking bribes for the big guy
Molesting his own niece

And...Father Joe couldn't be prouder of Hunter...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2023 12:13 PM (lc5cP)

14 6 "Preparing to unseal," "taking the last steps" . . . I sure wish the feral gov would work this slowly when it does all the crap I wish it wouldn't do.

Posted by: Catherine at June 22, 2023 12:12 PM (ZSsrh)

When it's one of their own, they're all Keystone Cops who can't find their ass or each other's asses.

When it's us, they're all Robocop and Judge Dread.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 22, 2023 12:13 PM (ynpvh)

15 That isn't all of Hunter Biden's amazing legal luck over the past few days. The mother of his illegitimate child agreed suddenly to a 75% cut in child support payments for the rejected toddler. She also agreed to not seek to change the child's last name to "Biden."

That 4 AM visit from the FBI and the IRS did the trick!

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 22, 2023 12:13 PM (2tUFv)

16 Do you get it now? I mean, do you really get it?

Posted by: Ace at 12:10 PM

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Ace, my love, I've gotten it for a while now. I just try not to get too angry about it. It's bad for my health.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2023 12:13 PM (DRSnL)

17 I'm shocked. Really. Honest. Can't you see my shocked face?

Posted by: NR Pax at June 22, 2023 12:13 PM (fYtPt)

18 "elite LA sex club SNCTM"

If you're letting Bidens in, I . . . question your eliteness.

Posted by: Catherine at June 22, 2023 12:14 PM (ZSsrh)

19 How does that fuck not have a raging case of VD?

Seems he lives his life around what he can stick his dick in.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2023 12:14 PM (vf0Uk)

20 I wonder who Kodak will vote for?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 22, 2023 12:14 PM (63Dwl)

21 Shoulda' bought a Senator....only $10k.

Posted by: BignJames at June 22, 2023 12:14 PM (AwYPR)

22 16 Ace, my love, I've gotten it for a while now. I just try not to get too angry about it. It's bad for my health.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2023 12:13 PM (DRSnL)

========

Jordan and Ace, sittin' in a tree.

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

23
Debris field spotted.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 22, 2023 12:14 PM (enJYY)

24 President [pick one, any one] will fix all of this! You just wait!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 22, 2023 12:15 PM (llON8)

25 Smoking crack
Raping underage hookers
Taking bribes for the big guy
Molesting his own niece

And...Father Joe couldn't be prouder of Hunter...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2023 12:13 PM (lc5cP)

Look fat. He did nothing wrong. Smartest guy I KNOW! He's BRILLIANT. Now. Behind the gym for some pushups, dogfaced pony soldier.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 22, 2023 12:15 PM (vf0Uk)

26 They all did need bullets. Whole family

Posted by: JEM at June 22, 2023 12:15 PM (8erNz)

27 In addition to Kodak Black, several other prominent black public figures, including first offenders, have faced jail time for doing what Hunter did.

Some day they'll decide that supporting grifting pedophiles isn't worth the injustice. When that day comes I'll feel sympathy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 22, 2023 12:15 PM (VXWhT)

28 damn Hunt how scummy ARE you? kicked out of an LA sex club. too pervy for the pervs or just smelly and disgusting? I'm guessing the latter. Crack use isn't great for hygiene

Always remember, Morons, that photo of Hunt with the nub teef. that's what's still under those fake teeth.

Rot.

He is filled with rot, it's covered over with shiny new expensive things, but underneath it's just rot.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 22, 2023 12:15 PM (w0NJk)

29 How does that fuck not have a raging case of VD?

Herpes, at a minimum.

Think he cares?

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 22, 2023 12:15 PM (2tUFv)

30
Told ya
Untouchable

Posted by: DB - at June 22, 2023 12:15 PM (geLO8)

31 In the meantime, I made the mistake of seeing the headlines on MSN on my laptop (because I used Edge). A headline screamed that experts were warning about Trump’s authoritarianism.

I lose brain cells every time I look at that Statist/Socialist Propagandist.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 22, 2023 12:15 PM (FbcWf)

32 "2 tiers of justice?" Bradford Cohen asked on his Instagram page. "Kodak was charged for the same crime. Got over 3 years. Mr. Biden will not serve a day. Feels right?"
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At least your client was a rapper, Cohen.

If your client had been the son of a moderately-powerful non-Uniparty politician, he'd have gotten ten years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:16 PM (t0OGg)

33 That rapper ain't alone in that. As a felon, he can't vote (except for approved candidates in swing districts / states). So no repercussions to Brandon.

Posted by: henry at June 22, 2023 12:16 PM (JMDly)

34 The Biden Crime Family's bigger crime is selling off America piecemeal ... for millions.

And the whole DC cartel that protects them (and the other grifters) are part of the racket.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 22, 2023 12:16 PM (Cus5s)

35 FUSA indeed... hat tip to Reuben Hick for inventing the acronym.... after they "win" the next election the coffin nails will all be driven in...

Posted by: tubal at June 22, 2023 12:16 PM (GXEtd)

36 I'm certain Biden would have pulled a Clinton and pardoned Hunter anyway. Clinton pardoned his half brother, IIRC.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 22, 2023 12:16 PM (XtkZj)

37 Debris field spotted.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 22, 2023 12:14 PM (enJYY)

***

I couldn't help it

Posted by: Michael Moore at June 22, 2023 12:16 PM (flINI)

38 Debris field spotted.

Then what's the origin of the banging? Don't tell me Leonardo De Caprio is still on the Titanic.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2023 12:16 PM (eOEVl)

39 If that debris field doesn't involve the Biden family I'm not sure I care

Posted by: JEM at June 22, 2023 12:17 PM (8erNz)

40 I hate that this will be used by the race hustlers when I can show hundreds of examples of unequal handling of criminal cases in favor of blacks. It won’t change these hustlers support for the Lefty Dems. They’ll find a way to blame ‘white conservatives’.

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2023 12:17 PM (MNhXM)

41
========

Jordan and Ace, sittin' in a tree.

K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

"Spit it out, Willie! it's asshole!"

Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 22, 2023 12:17 PM (vf0Uk)

42 That isn't all of Hunter Biden's amazing legal luck over the past few days. The mother of his illegitimate child agreed suddenly to a 75% cut in child support payments for the rejected toddler. She also agreed to not seek to change the child's last name to "Biden."

Boy sure feels like a secret pile of Democrat money was involved right there, huh?
++++
It sure does. And like Biden, you can be sure she won't be paying taxes on it, either. Probably gave it to her in Krugerrands.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:17 PM (t0OGg)

43
Can we all just agree on one thing? Rich and poor, black and white, gay and straight, all of us?

The United States government and its various subsidiary criminal cartels in the States are morally bankrupt, reckless and dangerous, and they're unfit to govern anything, let alone dispense justice.

I think it's a fair statement that everyone can and should come together around.

Kumbaya. Hands across America. Except for those G-d damned motherfuckers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2023 12:17 PM (oINRc)

44 Did they find the Logitech gamepad?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 22, 2023 12:17 PM (xPl2J)

45 The pictures from his laptop are pretty boring but there are a few interesting things:

1) there are a lot of pictures of either his daughters or nieces in swimsuits. I mean a lot. There are almost none of them in regular clothes.

2) lots of pictures of Hallie Biden. Some naked, and one with the caption 'about to beat up your wife's pussy' while she's giving him head.

Posted by: MJ at June 22, 2023 12:17 PM (zwDuR)

46 Do you get it now? I mean, do you really get it?
++++
Yup.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:17 PM (t0OGg)

47 Ahem

Biden Lives Matter

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 22, 2023 12:17 PM (k1L5r)

48 Bring out the Guillotines!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 22, 2023 12:17 PM (FVME7)

49 >>> 31 In the meantime, I made the mistake of seeing the headlines on MSN on my laptop (because I used Edge). A headline screamed that experts were warning about Trump’s authoritarianism.

I lose brain cells every time I look at that Statist/Socialist Propagandist.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 22, 2023 12:15 PM (FbcWf)

"experts say"
woofloo is the most deadly disease evar and masks and vaxxes will save you
glowball warmening will kill us all unless you people eet zee boogz
toddlers who haven't learned to talk can choose aggressive surgery to change their sex

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 22, 2023 12:18 PM (llON8)

50 I wonder who Kodak will vote for?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr

Being that he was pardoned by trump I'd imagine he feels a bit of a sense to vote for him, if he even does/can vote.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 22, 2023 12:18 PM (MGB5H)

51 >>Then what's the origin of the banging?

What retard thinks you can hear banging from the INSIDE of a Carbon Fiber Hull that is 5 Feet Thick?

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2023 12:18 PM (0PkWs)

52 18 "elite LA sex club SNCTM"

If you're letting Bidens in, I . . . question your eliteness.
Posted by: Catherine at June 22, 2023 12:14 PM (ZSsrh)

The idea of going in for seconds, thirds, twentieths after Hunter is most revolting.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 22, 2023 12:18 PM (N39Ws)

53 Debris field spotted.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 22, 2023 12:14 PM (enJYY)

They're gonna have to DNA test a lot of shark shit to be sure......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2023 12:18 PM (vf0Uk)

54 I believe this must be white supremacy at work. Where are BLM, Antifa, Southern Law Poverty Center protesters?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 22, 2023 12:19 PM (t/2Uw)

55 Congress is preparing to unseal whistleblower testimony about the DOJ deliberately slow-walking and then tanking its own case against Hunter Biden.
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Cool. Maybe a couple of people who don't already know about it will read it.

It will do nothing in the realm of justice, but if it makes anyone else more familiar with the rank criminality that defines the Great American Shell Game, then good.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:19 PM (t0OGg)

56 2) lots of pictures of Hallie Biden. Some naked, and one with the caption 'about to beat up your wife's pussy' while she's giving him head.

Remember Trump saying "pussy" makes him a rapist.

Hunter was just, uh...excited.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2023 12:19 PM (lc5cP)

57 amazing legal luck

Amazing pulmonary luck too.
Most people die partying like Hunter.

Posted by: DaveA at June 22, 2023 12:19 PM (21vDQ)

58 Then what's the origin of the banging?

SpongeBob ringing the dinner bell.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 22, 2023 12:19 PM (N39Ws)

59 Yeah but Bush's daughter ordered a margarita that one time when under age, so it all balances out

Posted by: brak at June 22, 2023 12:19 PM (25k9m)

60 Then what's the origin of the banging?

--

The Ghost of Keeeeev

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 22, 2023 12:19 PM (k1L5r)

61 The idea of going in for seconds, thirds, twentieths after Hunter is most revolting.

Presuming you like adult women I suspect you won't have much to worry about.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2023 12:19 PM (lc5cP)

62 I think there's another possibility with Hunter's Baby Mama: She was told she would join the Titanic submersible if she didn't play ball.

Posted by: Mookie at June 22, 2023 12:19 PM (RH8Lh)

63 White president. White AG. White Judge. White prosecutor. White defendant.

No jail.

Posted by: Everything is systemic racism until it's not at June 22, 2023 12:20 PM (v+CM4)

64 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2023 12:17 PM (oINRc)
++++
You're the unifier this country needs

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:20 PM (t0OGg)

65 So we paid off Lunden Roberts, too.

I'm getting sick of my money being confiscated and given to grifters.

If a Congressmen can be bought for ten grand what's the going rate for baby mamas?

Posted by: creeper at June 22, 2023 12:20 PM (cTCuP)

66
Did they find the Logitech gamepad?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 22, 2023 12:17 PM

Hopefully floating on top. Along with passports and a child's teddy bear.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 22, 2023 12:20 PM (enJYY)

67 Then what's the origin of the banging?

***

*shifts eyes, slowly, left to right*

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 22, 2023 12:20 PM (flINI)

68 >>> 63 White president. White AG. White Judge. White prosecutor. White defendant.

No jail.
Posted by: Everything is systemic racism until it's not at June 22, 2023 12:20 PM (v+CM4)

BELIEVE ALL WOMEN (except the ones we don't like) !!!!!

Posted by: leftists at June 22, 2023 12:20 PM (llON8)

69 one with the caption 'about to beat up your wife's pussy' while she's giving him head.

nice so proof he was boinking her while Beau was alive not that there was any doubt

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 22, 2023 12:21 PM (w0NJk)

70 Speaking of Hunter Biden, Did you guys already talk about this?

The founder of a secret Hollywood, "high end sex club" called Snctm said Hunter Biden was briefly a member. Biden got kicked out after attending one party for being a "scumbag."

https://tinyurl.com/2kjpn4vp

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2023 12:21 PM (R38qh)

71 Being that he was pardoned by trump I'd imagine he feels a bit of a sense to vote for him, if he even does/can vote.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 22, 2023 12:18 PM (MGB5H)

Would be nice if they would point that out instead of trying to make this a black /white thing.

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2023 12:21 PM (MNhXM)

72 So at an "elite sex club" do you have sex with female members of the elite - actresses, rich people, etc.

Or do they just hire hookers for you basically?

I see Gwen Paltrow was a patron so...I guess you could see if she actually scented her candles correctly?

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Posted by: Ciampino --- In Italy you can Rome around and pasta time at June 22, 2023 12:21 PM (qfLjt)

74 I finally found a purpose for the "snack" size of Ziploc bags. They're the right size to hold a single leftover bratwurst.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:21 PM (t0OGg)

75 Whole Foods has a great hot bar and soups but every now and then I make the error of a slice of pizza. Do not do that. It always sucks.

Posted by: JEM at June 22, 2023 12:21 PM (8erNz)

76 70 Speaking of Hunter Biden, Did you guys already talk about this?

The founder of a secret Hollywood, "high end sex club" called Snctm said Hunter Biden was briefly a member. Biden got kicked out after attending one party for being a "scumbag."

https://tinyurl.com/2kjpn4vp
Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2023 12:21 PM (R38qh)

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Probably wanted to bang Gwyneth Paltrow who decided he wasn't up to her Weinstein standards.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

77 Suicidal Tendencies’s “Two-Sided Politics” comes to mind…

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 22, 2023 12:22 PM (FbcWf)

78 Let's not forget that Trump said pussy!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 22, 2023 12:22 PM (FVME7)

79 Then what's the origin of the banging?

--

The Ghost of Keeeeev

Obsess much?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 22, 2023 12:22 PM (eOEVl)

80 74 I finally found a purpose for the "snack" size of Ziploc bags. They're the right size to hold a single leftover bratwurst.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:21 PM (t0OGg)

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You need to meet a girl and have some kids mate.

Perfect for goldfish crackers when going to church/synagogue/temple/Satanic prayer meeting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:22 PM (LvTSG)

81 So we paid off Lunden Roberts, too.
I'm getting sick of my money being confiscated and given to grifters. ...
Posted by: creeper at June 22, 2023 12:20 PM (cTCuP)
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I doubt there's tax money involved in that one. This reeks far more of a donor payout.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:22 PM (t0OGg)

82 In the meantime, I made the mistake of seeing the headlines on MSN on my laptop (because I used Edge). A headline screamed that experts were warning about Trump’s authoritarianism.

I lose brain cells every time I look at that Statist/Socialist Propagandist.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 22, 2023 12:15 PM (FbcWf)
***

Scroll down...there some pictures of Dutch speed skater
Jutta Leerdam!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2023 12:22 PM (e4fEA)

83 Would be nice if they would point that out instead of trying to make this a black /white thing.
Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2023 12:21 PM (MNhXM)

Yes but is ALWAYS a white/black thing

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 22, 2023 12:23 PM (MGB5H)

84 As i said, in every black community, in every under city, this needs to be an ad. Remind every black family, every black mother, that Joe Biden championed ther bill that put their sons in jail for decades while his son recieved no penalty at all, as a "friend" paid off his IRS bill.

Speaking of that, wouldn't that make them indebted to this "friend." Remember when liberals lost their mind because one of the SCoTUS nominees split season tickets to the nationals and owed a friend his portion of that year's tickets, and that was disqualifying to them.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 22, 2023 12:23 PM (t3UbZ)

85 Then what's the origin of the banging?

--

The Ghost of Keeeeev
--

Obsess much?

Posted by: Archimedes

--

About obvious psy-ops?

Yeah, after watching 2020, probably.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 22, 2023 12:23 PM (k1L5r)

86 You need to meet a girl and have some kids mate.

Perfect for goldfish crackers when going to church/synagogue/temple/Satanic prayer meeting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:22 PM (LvTSG)
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Well, sure. There's the *obvious* reason they exist. But beyond that one obvious reason, I have never found anything else they're remotely good for. Until today.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:23 PM (t0OGg)

87 You know what will fix this?

Matt Gaetz pwning someone in committee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:13 PM (LvTSG)

Literally laughed out loud.

Thank God for the blessing of dark humor.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 22, 2023 12:23 PM (JMAcK)

88 Meanwhile, if I pay mom's rent, she has to declare it as income.

But, as a Peon in modern America, it's to be expected.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 22, 2023 12:23 PM (2YtOq)

89 Hunter Biden IS the poster child for White Privilege. .

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2023 12:23 PM (ov3uj)

90 Well, sure. There's the *obvious* reason they exist. But beyond that one obvious reason, I have never found anything else they're remotely good for. Until today.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:23 PM (t0OGg)

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I use them for granola to add to my greek yogurt in the afternoon.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2023 12:24 PM (DRSnL)

91 Interesting question - has Andrew Tate been accused of anything that there is not video evidence of Hunter Biden actually doing?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2023 12:24 PM (lc5cP)

92 Meanwhile, if I pay mom's rent, she has to declare it as income.

But, as a Peon in modern America, it's to be expected.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 22, 2023 12:23 PM (2YtOq)
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Yup. I got to jump through the inscrutable hoops of the (deliberately) maddeningly complex gift tax process last year so I wouldn't go to prison.

Something tells me that Hunter's "Sugar Brother" won't have to do that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:25 PM (t0OGg)

93 The founder of a secret Hollywood, "high end sex club" called Snctm said Hunter Biden was briefly a member. Biden got kicked out after attending one party for being a "scumbag."

-
Wait. I thought being a scumbag was a prerequisite.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 22, 2023 12:25 PM (FVME7)

94 So at an "elite sex club" do you have sex with female members of the elite - actresses, rich people, etc.

Or do they just hire hookers for you basically?

Gwyneth Paltrow, Steven Tyler, and Bill Maher are known members. Heh, I said "members".

Posted by: Ian S. at June 22, 2023 12:25 PM (ZGrMX)

95 Just getting this in the name field

Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 12:25 PM (k1L5r)

96 Well, sure. There's the *obvious* reason they exist. But beyond that one obvious reason, I have never found anything else they're remotely good for. Until today.

I use them as semi-waterproof protection for my phone (when running). I guess I have a small phone

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 22, 2023 12:25 PM (w0NJk)

97 Why would any woman want to name their bastard child Biden?

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 22, 2023 12:26 PM (4eKPg)

98 Suicidal Tendencies’s “Two-Sided Politics” comes to mind…
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 22, 2023 12:22 PM (FbcWf)

Oooh. Good call......

Hard to go wrong with Cyco Miko.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2023 12:26 PM (vf0Uk)

99 When the recovery sub hears banging outside their hatch, get to the surface and run like hell when you get to land.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 22, 2023 12:26 PM (4olE8)

100 Let's see if I can link to my biography...

Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 12:26 PM (k1L5r)

101 Interesting question - has Andrew Tate been accused of anything that there is not video evidence of Hunter Biden actually doing?
Posted by: 18-1

Far less actually but he and his brother will most likely spend the rest of their lives in a foreign jail.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 22, 2023 12:26 PM (MGB5H)

102 Obama says the indictment of Trump is proof of the Rule of Law.

He's such a shallow, pathetic caricature. The perfect encapsulation of what very, very stupid and very, very partisan people think is smart and capable.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 22, 2023 12:26 PM (wKb4Z)

103 I use them as semi-waterproof protection for my phone (when running). I guess I have a small phone
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 22, 2023 12:25 PM (w0NJk)
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Ah, yeah. My new phone is one of these big phones like most of them are nowadays. I don't think it would fit, but I have never tried. I am so unfashionable that I keep it in a leather belt holster and that keeps the weather off pretty well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:26 PM (t0OGg)

104 https://is.gd/WQ5JcT

Every now and then we get good spammed.

Posted by: JEM at June 22, 2023 12:26 PM (8erNz)

105 Why would any woman want to name their bastard child Biden?

Have you seen how much money companies paid Hunter Biden for "consulting"?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2023 12:26 PM (lc5cP)

106 Why would any woman want to name their bastard child Biden?

To get in on the Uke cash?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 22, 2023 12:26 PM (ZGrMX)

107 97 Why would any woman want to name their bastard child Biden?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 22, 2023 12:26 PM (4eKPg)

=======

Even Preston Sturges saw the disaster that would become his real last name! (Born Edmund Preston Biden.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

108 Hunter is living the dream.

I want to party with that guy...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 22, 2023 12:27 PM (HiuPw)

109 Turley had a great line: Not sure they’re happier about Hunter not being called a felon or Navy not being called a Biden.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2023 12:27 PM (u73oe)

110 Jutta Leerdam!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at

She's 6ft 161lbs

Posted by: I Mean at June 22, 2023 12:27 PM (v+CM4)

111 Would be nice if they would point that out instead of trying to make this a black /white thing.
Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2023 12:21 PM (MNhXM)

Yes but is ALWAYS a white/black thing
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 22, 2023 12:23 PM (MGB5H)

They didn’t think it was when it involved Jesse Jackson’s son or any other politically connected black person who also get away with their crimes with a slap on the wrist.

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2023 12:27 PM (MNhXM)

112 >... a secret Hollywood, "high end sex club" called Snctm

sounds a little far-fetched

Posted by: DB - at June 22, 2023 12:27 PM (geLO8)

113 "Hunter Biden was member of an elite LA sex club SNCTM"

What is it with Hollywood sex clubs and their aversion to vowels?

NXIVM was the same way.

Also, "sanctum" and "nexium"? Really?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 22, 2023 12:28 PM (ou9hh)

114 74 I finally found a purpose for the "snack" size of Ziploc bags. They're the right size to hold a single leftover bratwurst.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:21 PM (t0OGg)

Evidently you do not own a dog.

Posted by: creeper at June 22, 2023 12:29 PM (cTCuP)

115 > Did they find the Logitech gamepad?

I honestly don't get this criticism. In engineering, there's this thing we make fun of called, "not invented here." It's shorthand for describing a phenomenon among engineers where they will try to design their own widget for a task, when a far more robust and tested widget for that task already exists.

NIH is frowned on because creating something from scratch will nearly ALWAYS have design flaws and hidden bugs that the pre-existing product will probably not have. Popular game controllers have already gone through multiple design and build reviews, thousands of hours of testing, and literally millions of hours of use in the hands of the public. You don't roll your own when you can just buy a couple off the shelf for an infinitesimal percentage of the cost.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2023 12:29 PM (R38qh)

116 ... Hunter Biden was member of an elite LA sex club SNCTM - but was kicked out for being a 'scumbag', says founder, who's now been banned from party he founded for breaking confidentiality rules to ID president's son
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 22, 2023 12:12 PM (2tUFv)
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NXIVM, SNCTM - what's with these famous people sex cults having unpronounceable names?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:29 PM (t0OGg)

117 Kicked out of a sex club?

BO and bad meth breath?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2023 12:29 PM (ov3uj)

118 They didn’t think it was when it involved Jesse Jackson’s son or any other politically connected black person who also get away with their crimes with a slap on the wrist.
Posted by: polynikes

Oh that's just the for the appearances of the black man gettin Justice as to keep the others on the plantation.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 22, 2023 12:29 PM (MGB5H)

119
Meanwhile, if I pay mom's rent, she has to declare it as income.

But, as a Peon in modern America, it's to be expected.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 22, 2023 12:23 PM

You can give her a 'gift' of around $20,000 with no tax implications for either of you. Other family members can do the same.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 22, 2023 12:29 PM (enJYY)

120 Watch out for clubs named Rectum.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 22, 2023 12:29 PM (4eKPg)

121 "Hunter Biden was member of an elite LA sex club SNCTM"

What is it with Hollywood sex clubs and their aversion to vowels?

NXIVM was the same way.

Also, "sanctum" and "nexium"? Really?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 22, 2023 12:28 PM (ou9hh)

When your ultimate goal is to f*ck children, you start with the lesser of the perversions and bang all the adults.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 22, 2023 12:29 PM (vf0Uk)

122 I saw a picture of little Navy and Mom, surely posed, and the kid is a little cutie, and Mom looks like a loving Mom. No Christmas stockings for you!

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 22, 2023 12:29 PM (rLD7a)

123 The Soviet Union, Red China, Nazi Germany... all of them had/have laws, courts and judges, who handed out their justice... or not, depending on " circumstances".

Posted by: tubal at June 22, 2023 12:30 PM (GXEtd)

124 Watch out for clubs named Rectum.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 22, 2023 12:29 PM (4eKPg)

That's hot.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at June 22, 2023 12:30 PM (vf0Uk)

125 The "good to be the president's son" jingle is funny.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:30 PM (t0OGg)

126 >>Kicked out of a sex club?

First Rule of SexClub...

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2023 12:31 PM (0PkWs)

127 She's 6ft 161lbs
Posted by: I Mean at June 22, 2023 12:27 PM (v+CM4)
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Smaller than the ex wife and my youngest daughter.

Almost petite.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 22, 2023 12:31 PM (2YtOq)

128 RCTM?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2023 12:31 PM (ov3uj)

129 The Hunter Sweetheart and Cupcake deal is so bad, they're not even trying the "rule of law" lie here.

It's all "FYNQ."

Earlier, someone quoted the FBI agent that arrested a restaurateur over merely $400k and sent him to prison for years, thundering on moralistically about how the American taxpayer shouldn't have to pay more in taxes because of cheats like him not paying.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 22, 2023 12:31 PM (wKb4Z)

130 NIH is frowned on because creating something from scratch will nearly ALWAYS have design flaws and hidden bugs that the pre-existing product will probably not have. Popular game controllers have already gone through multiple design and build reviews, thousands of hours of testing, and literally millions of hours of use in the hands of the public. You don't roll your own when you can just buy a couple off the shelf for an infinitesimal percentage of the cost.
Posted by: bonhomme

Literately went through this exact same convo with someone yesterday. Smdh

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 22, 2023 12:31 PM (MGB5H)

131 124 Watch out for clubs named Rectum.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 22, 2023 12:29 PM (4eKPg)

That's hot.
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at June 22, 2023 12:30 PM (vf0Uk)

========

"I think I can turn him."
-Mia Hamm

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

132 The founder of a secret Hollywood, "high end sex club" called Snctm said Hunter Biden was briefly a member. Biden got kicked out after attending one party for being a "scumbag."
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"You suck one d*ck"

Posted by: Hunty at June 22, 2023 12:31 PM (KBdOR)

133 nice so proof he was boinking her while Beau was alive not that there was any doubt
Posted by: BlackOrchid

I would bet real money that the two brothers were double teaming her. Wouldn't surprise me if they did Hunter's wife/girlfriend/hooker/whatever also.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 22, 2023 12:31 PM (Wy1BU)

134 Hunter’s baby momma is gonna have a huge “ick” factor for the rest of her life for doing it with Hunter. Like Monica Lewinsky. I can’t see her having much of a love life from here on out.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2023 12:32 PM (6Mj+v)

135 >>She's 6ft 161lbs

Six Foot One and 61 lbs?

That's too skinny.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2023 12:32 PM (0PkWs)

136 I was betting there'd be prison 'movies' like 'Oz'.

Posted by: Eromero at June 22, 2023 12:32 PM (4svuj)

137 NIH is frowned on because creating something from scratch will nearly ALWAYS have design flaws and hidden bugs that the pre-existing product will probably not have. ... You don't roll your own when you can just buy a couple off the shelf for an infinitesimal percentage of the cost.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2023 12:29 PM (R38qh)
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Oh, I dunno. We helped invent a new virus that worked reasonably well. Of course, for us, cost was no object.

Posted by: National Institutes of Health at June 22, 2023 12:32 PM (t0OGg)

138 I finally found a purpose for the "snack" size of Ziploc bags. They're the right size to hold a single leftover bratwurst.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:21 PM (t0OGg)
***

When I dice up the stuff for tacos, (tomatoes, onions, olives, etc) I put the left overs into one of these bags. Quick and easy clean up and perfect for omelets the next morning.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2023 12:32 PM (e4fEA)

139 Guys, just accept it and move on. Unfortunately, the rot simply goes too deep. It isn't just the top couple of layers, but all the layers going to the core. The Democrat functionary hires a dirty Democrat, who then hires a dirty Democrat to work under him. The first Democrat functionary gets promoted, the two under him get promoted, and the third in line hires another dirty Democrat to fill his former position. Think Parkinson's Law -- every one of those dirty Democrats is doing his damdest to expand his little empire, hiring more and more dirty Democrats. Unless you're willing to fire every State Department employee, along with the FBI, the CIA, the EPA, the Department of Education, and every other government employee, they're always going to be there -- undermining, undermining, undermining.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- I wasn't particularly fond of the '70s the first time around at June 22, 2023 12:32 PM (B7rlW)

140 Hunter Biden was stupid enough to leave the evidence on an abandoned laptop. They are all doing it. Which is why he is going to walk. The fact that he is walking, despite the OBVIOUS injustice, is evidence that this is a widespread on-going abuse that the FBI and DOJ do not want to have to recognize. We are getting screwed by the people who run our country. They are literally selling us out. Its just the Bidens are incredibly stupid and brazen.

Posted by: total chitshow at June 22, 2023 12:33 PM (sh1GZ)

141 I know I am opening a Pandora's Box of snark, but who here really thinks Gwyneth Paltrow has to join a sex club to get some action

Posted by: DB - at June 22, 2023 12:33 PM (geLO8)

142 "I saw a picture of little Navy and Mom, surely posed, and the kid is a little cutie, and Mom looks like a loving Mom."

They are cute, and I feel sort of sorry for them...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 22, 2023 12:33 PM (MeG8a)

143 The Daily Mail:

Hunter Biden was member of an elite LA sex club SNCTM - but was kicked out for being a 'scumbag', says founder, who's now been banned from party he founded for breaking confidentiality rules to ID president's son
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts!

To be labeled a scumbag at a sex club is extra special. I'm thinking he brought drugs into where ever this takes place which they probably prohibit. Hunter can't enjoy multiple orifices without the crack hits.

Posted by: Cheri at June 22, 2023 12:33 PM (oiNtH)

144 How's my ass taste, bitches? Oh yeah, ask Hailey.

Posted by: Hunter at June 22, 2023 12:33 PM (pe21j)

145 ========

"I think I can turn him."
-Mia Hamm
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

I got this......

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 22, 2023 12:33 PM (vf0Uk)

146 I saw the other day that Louis Freeh, former FBI director, gave $100,000 to two of Biden's grandchildren. Did it through a foundation. Found out hta was illegal so reimbursed $100,000 from personal funds. $100,000! How often does this happen? Because it was made to a trust, are there no taxes due? How is this not reported anywhere? I have not seen the story again and there were actual emails between Hunter and Freeh looking for mutually beneficial business arrangments.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 22, 2023 12:33 PM (t/2Uw)

147 Guys, just accept it and move on. Unfortunately, the rot simply goes too deep. It isn't just the top couple of layers, but all the layers going to the core. The Democrat functionary hires a dirty Democrat, who then hires a dirty Democrat to work under him. The first Democrat functionary gets promoted, the two under him get promoted, and the third in line hires another dirty Democrat to fill his former position. Think Parkinson's Law -- every one of those dirty Democrats is doing his damdest to expand his little empire, hiring more and more dirty Democrats.
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YD has described this as being like Gresham's Law, but as applied to institutions. "Bad money chases out good." Well yes, and bad people chase out the good, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:34 PM (t0OGg)

148 Back to rapper Kodak, didn't DJT pardon this person or was that another rapper?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 22, 2023 12:34 PM (MeG8a)

149 >>I would bet real money that the two brothers were double teaming her. Wouldn't surprise me if they did Hunter's wife/girlfriend/hooker/whatever also.

They were playing 'Kennedy Bros.'

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2023 12:34 PM (0PkWs)

150 Why would any woman want to name their bastard child Biden?

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 22, 2023 12:26 PM (4eKPg)

Probably all the foreign people lining up with multimillion dollar checks.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2023 12:34 PM (tOuMZ)

151 That's too skinny.

Posted by: garrett at

You better have dinner on the table by 5 or she will beat that ass.

Posted by: I Mean at June 22, 2023 12:34 PM (v+CM4)

152 Then what's the origin of the banging?

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I just saw a guy on TV opine that that if they filled the capsule with oxygen, then turned it off until the oxygen was used up, then filling the capsule with oxygen again, they could extend the oxygen by a substantial amount.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 22, 2023 12:34 PM (FVME7)

153 In addition to Kodak Black, several other prominent black public figures, including first offenders, have faced jail time for doing what Hunter did.

These "other prominent black public figures" are the ones we should be loudly promoting...Kodiak Black had prior convictions, so his more severe punishment is explainable.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 22, 2023 12:34 PM (7zO45)

154 141 I know I am opening a Pandora's Box of snark, but who here really thinks Gwyneth Paltrow has to join a sex club to get some action
Posted by: DB - at June 22, 2023 12:33 PM (geLO

=======

What if you're a rich, attractive woman who likes random sex but doesn't want to dance with the hoi polloi? Where do you go?

Well, come down to Billy Bob's Elite Sex Emporium, and we'll guarantee that all of the dicks you suck are from rich folks!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:34 PM (LvTSG)

155 NIH is frowned on because creating something from scratch will nearly ALWAYS have design flaws and hidden bugs that the pre-existing product will probably not have.

--

I suspect that's part of it. If their diverse group of personalities hadn't killed a bunch of people no one would think anything about it. After killing those people then it's "ha, yeah, they couldn't figure out how to design a controller that would reliably work but they're going to be the first people to make an experimental carbon fiber squished against whatever submersible go to 20,000 leagues under the sea."

Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 12:34 PM (k1L5r)

156 Back to rapper Kodak, didn't DJT pardon this person or was that another rapper?
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Yes

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 22, 2023 12:35 PM (MGB5H)

157 The DOJ will be opening a case against Kyle Dunnigan.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2023 12:35 PM (lf83v)

158 ... 100,000! How often does this happen? Because it was made to a trust, are there no taxes due? How is this not reported anywhere? ...
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 22, 2023 12:33 PM (t/2Uw)
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Because there is no law. Not inside the ruling class.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:35 PM (t0OGg)

159 "Debris field spotted."

"Then what's the origin of the banging? Don't tell me Leonardo De Caprio is still on the Titanic."

Lots of noise in the ocean, especially that close to a major, disintegrating wreck, with stuff swaying around in the currents.

If the new debris field is the mini sub, at least the occupants died so quickly from the implosion, they would not have know it was happening, rather than slowly suffocating to death.

Posted by: boynsea at June 22, 2023 12:35 PM (cx155)

160 Debris field spotted.

It took them 80 years to find the Titanic but only a few days to find a can of Bud Light can? Ok, amazing work.

Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2023 12:35 PM (e2onP)

161 72
I see Gwen Paltrow was a patron so...I guess you could see if she actually scented her candles correctly?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2023 12:21 PM (lc5cP)
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You have a wonderful way with words! That painted a picture, so to speak.

Posted by: Ciampino - Dildos provided? New or previously employed? at June 22, 2023 12:35 PM (qfLjt)

162 >>> 130 NIH is frowned on because creating something from scratch will nearly ALWAYS have design flaws and hidden bugs that the pre-existing product will probably not have. Popular game controllers have already gone through multiple design and build reviews, thousands of hours of testing, and literally millions of hours of use in the hands of the public. You don't roll your own when you can just buy a couple off the shelf for an infinitesimal percentage of the cost.
Posted by: bonhomme

Literately went through this exact same convo with someone yesterday. Smdh
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 22, 2023 12:31 PM (MGB5H)

From everything else I've read about this clusterfck, the game controller may turn out to be the best part of the sub.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 22, 2023 12:35 PM (llON8)

163 Wait until we fix the next election, peasants. You better get used to all of this dictatorial stuff, including the DoJ, FBI and others doing our wet work.

Posted by: Hunter at June 22, 2023 12:35 PM (pe21j)

164 155 I suspect that's part of it. If their diverse group of personalities hadn't killed a bunch of people no one would think anything about it. After killing those people then it's "ha, yeah, they couldn't figure out how to design a controller that would reliably work but they're going to be the first people to make an experimental carbon fiber squished against whatever submersible go to 20,000 leagues under the sea."
Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 12:34 PM (k1L5r)

========

Why use a video game controller when you can use wheels and levers like a real submarine?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:35 PM (LvTSG)

165 he Soviet Union, Red China, Nazi Germany... all of them had/have laws, courts and judges, who handed out their justice... or not, depending on " circumstances".
Posted by: tubal at June 22, 2023 12:30 PM (GXEtd)

The Moscow trials in front of The People’s court .

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2023 12:36 PM (MNhXM)

166 Isn’t Hunter gay?

Posted by: Miss issippi at June 22, 2023 12:36 PM (9CTr8)

167 What if you're a rich, attractive woman who likes random sex but doesn't want to dance with the hoi polloi? Where do you go?

Well, come down to Billy Bob's Elite Sex Emporium, and we'll guarantee that all of the dicks you suck are from rich folks!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:34 PM (LvTSG)
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That's probably a big part of it. "I want to be a depraved whore (male or female), but not with yucky commoners."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:36 PM (t0OGg)

168 Why would any woman want to name their bastard child Biden?
__________

Because its Ukrainian royalty.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2023 12:36 PM (lf83v)

169 In addition to Kodak Black, several other prominent black public figures, including first offenders, have faced jail time for doing what Hunter did.

Let that be a lesson to you!

Posted by: DOJ at June 22, 2023 12:37 PM (e2onP)

170 >>I would bet real money that the two brothers were double teaming her. Wouldn't surprise me if they did Hunter's wife/girlfriend/hooker/whatever also.

I can see that.

Posted by: Marilyn Monroe's Well Fucked Corpse at June 22, 2023 12:37 PM (0PkWs)

171 From everything else I've read about this clusterfck, the game controller may turn out to be the best part of the sub.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Hahahah I think I said something almost exactly like that

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 22, 2023 12:37 PM (MGB5H)

172 Debris field?

Not just some random Hunter Biden flotsam?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2023 12:37 PM (ov3uj)

173 Who thought this was going to turn out differently?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 22, 2023 12:37 PM (BRHaw)

174 Gamers sure like to defend their ground. Maybe Musk can save money and use those consoles in his Space X vehicles.

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2023 12:38 PM (MNhXM)

175 Duh. Next time, Kodak Black, pick a father who is president.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2023 12:38 PM (lf83v)

176 168
'Why would any woman want to name their bastard child Biden?'

I'd rather be named Bastard than Biden.

Posted by: bastard child at June 22, 2023 12:38 PM (YohY1)

177 Kodiak bear >>>>>>>> Kodak Black

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2023 12:38 PM (6Mj+v)

178 >>> 171 From everything else I've read about this clusterfck, the game controller may turn out to be the best part of the sub.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Hahahah I think I said something almost exactly like that
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 22, 2023 12:37 PM (MGB5H)

LOL

Horde mind!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 22, 2023 12:38 PM (llON8)

179 167 That's probably a big part of it. "I want to be a depraved whore (male or female), but not with yucky commoners."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:36 PM (t0OGg)

========

Throw in, "I just show up to things and they happen without me organizing anything," and you've got a market for Billy Bob's Elite Sex Emporium to fill!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:38 PM (LvTSG)

180 "Debris field spotted."

Forget it. It's the titanic, Jake.

Posted by: Hunter at June 22, 2023 12:38 PM (pe21j)

181 Rapper: I Got Three Years in Prison For the Same Crime The President's Bitchass Son Just Got A Slap On the Wrist For

In both cases Our Betters did it because they can with impunity. We're not voting our way out of this situation for 20 years or more, if ever.

Posted by: Gref at June 22, 2023 12:39 PM (AMIL/)

182 What retard thinks you can hear banging from the INSIDE of a Carbon Fiber Hull that is 5 Feet Thick?

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2023 12:18 PM (0PkWs)

Actually, 5 inches thick.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 22, 2023 12:39 PM (Zvtjl)

183 It took them 80 years to find the Titanic but only a few days to find a can of Bud Light can? Ok, amazing work.
Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2023 12:35 PM (e2onP)
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It took Bob Ballard several years to find the Titanic. And in so doing, he revolutionized the business of underwater exploration and a lot of the methods and tools he developed (though significantly refined) are still used today.

Plus, this is an easier job because they knew where it was (approximately) to a much greater level of precision than they knew where the Titanic was. And there's more than one ship with one pair of ROVs in the world capable of it (they can parallelize). And high-resolution SONAR is way more common than it was in the mid 80s.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:39 PM (t0OGg)

184 The only justice we can hope for is that piece of shit fucker winds up face down in a pile of crack.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 22, 2023 12:39 PM (dgDfy)

185 >Gamers sure like to defend their ground. Maybe Musk can save money and use those consoles in his Space X vehicles.

To achieve Ludicrous Speed

Posted by: DB - at June 22, 2023 12:39 PM (geLO8)

186 Jeez!
What is it with Faux News online? Someone there sure had a hard on for Jeopardy. Seems like every day there is another bogus headline screaming how Fans Are Enraged about something or other.
Dicks.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2023 12:39 PM (e4fEA)

187 Why would any woman want to name their bastard child Biden?

Maybe she has a career of high crimes in mind.

Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2023 12:40 PM (e2onP)

188 The only justice we can hope for is that piece of shit fucker winds up face down in a pile of crack.
_______

Soon to be fentanylized.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2023 12:40 PM (lf83v)

189 If yu have $100,000 to throw away as a potential "investment" in your future, how gigantic must hte reward be for getting inside the organization? Like the ante is $100,000.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 22, 2023 12:40 PM (t/2Uw)

190 There is no manner in which this bikini brunette at the bar is *not* repulsed by Hunter Biden:
https://is.gd/hKEN3G

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:40 PM (t0OGg)

191 "Do you get it now? I mean, do you really get it?"

It will probably be revealed (in time) that it is all much worse, more malicious than we even now imagine.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 22, 2023 12:41 PM (Cus5s)

192 Is Bob Ballard still alive?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2023 12:41 PM (6Mj+v)

193 > Literately went through this exact same convo with someone yesterday. Smdh

When I was at Microsoft, I knew a whole team that got fired for this. The manager made a command decision to spend a whole year, with multiple devs and testers, to create a vastly inferior version of a popular product.

The manager called a meeting to show it off to higher ups. The higher ups took a look, asked how many people worked on it, and did some quick math on the whiteboard. They demonstrated that the manager just spent something like $1.5 million for a suck project that would have cost $20K in licensing fees for a couple of decades of use of the far superior product.

Then they were looking for new work.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2023 12:41 PM (R38qh)

194 I wonder if I could get a personal meeting with a senator by just emailing their office and saying, "I have $10,000 I'm looking to donate, but I'm not sure who in Congress to donate to."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:41 PM (LvTSG)

195 This sub is un-implodable. Now...let's go explore the wreckage of the unsinkable ship.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2023 12:41 PM (3vbXJ)

196 I wonder how many laptops there are in Congressional families that would be interesting.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2023 12:41 PM (tOuMZ)

197 sockOFF

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2023 12:41 PM (0PkWs)

198 Don't forget Hunter's lay of the moment, his widowed sister-in-law, disposed of the handgun near a [grade?] school.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 22, 2023 12:41 PM (Vwz3I)

199 190 There is no manner in which this bikini brunette at the bar is *not* repulsed by Hunter Biden:
https://is.gd/hKEN3G
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:40 PM (t0OGg)

=======

Man hands.

1/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:42 PM (LvTSG)

200 177 Kodiak bear >>>>>>>> Kodak Black
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2023 12:38 PM

Let's not be too hasty. We can't know for sure until the Right's preeminent rap aficionado, Ben Shapiro, lets us know how good KB was!

Posted by: LIV Republican voter at June 22, 2023 12:42 PM (7zO45)

201 Hunter ODs?

Joey will want to decriminalize all drugs in Hunter's memory.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 22, 2023 12:42 PM (ov3uj)

202 I also promise Hunter will NOT be taking the drug tests he is required too on his probation. The PO will dutifully informed to check the pass box each month at the appointment Hunter does not come to.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 22, 2023 12:42 PM (MGB5H)

203 "Do you get it now? I mean, do you really get it?"
--

This time they're telling you the truth. Trust me. Because if you can't trust me, who can you trust?

Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 12:42 PM (k1L5r)

204 Is Bob Ballard still alive?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2023 12:41 PM (6Mj+v)
++++
Per his Wikipedia entry, yes. 80 years old now. He found the Titanic at 45.

Talk about winning Middle Age.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:42 PM (t0OGg)

205 As i said, in every black community, in every under city, this needs to be an ad. Remind every black family, every black mother, that Joe Biden championed ther bill that put their sons in jail for decades while his son recieved no penalty at all, as a "friend" paid off his IRS bill.
--
And if Ron is the nominee, there will be 20-1 ads opposite it on how DeSantis is racist, in addition to the usual racist slurs, citing his support for repealing Trump's criminal justice reform.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 22, 2023 12:42 PM (wKb4Z)

206 I would also like to see Biden face down in a crack but it ain’t Hunter.

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2023 12:42 PM (MNhXM)

207 >>Someone there sure had a hard on for Jeopardy. Seems like every day there is another bogus headline screaming how Fans Are Enraged about something or other.

This shit never happened when Art Fleming was the host
There was a time, a time before cable... when only a Man could be a Game Show Host

Posted by: DB - at June 22, 2023 12:42 PM (geLO8)

208 Bet even Corn Pop isn't liking the White Cracker walking

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2023 12:42 PM (6wQDG)

209 If Hunter ran for senate in DE tomorrow, he would be elected in a landslide.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2023 12:43 PM (3vbXJ)

210 There is no manner in which this bikini brunette at the bar is *not* repulsed by Hunter Biden:
https://is.gd/hKEN3G
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:40 PM (t0OGg)

No tan lines.
Requires closer inspection.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2023 12:43 PM (e4fEA)

211 205 And if Ron is the nominee, there will be 20-1 ads opposite it on how DeSantis is racist, in addition to the usual racist slurs, citing his support for repealing Trump's criminal justice reform.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 22, 2023 12:42 PM (wKb4Z)

========

And none of it will actually matter except to consultants because these are all machine cities that will make sure the right vote happens no matter what the people want.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:43 PM (LvTSG)

212 Is Bob Ballard still alive?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2023 12:41 PM (6Mj+v)

Didn't he help with Trump's campaign in 2016?

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2023 12:43 PM (tOuMZ)

213 Every single day this country gets worse, and I start to despise it every single moment.

We're no better than Ukraine or China at this point.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 22, 2023 12:43 PM (d2bW3)

214 citing his support for repealing Trump's criminal justice reform.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 22, 2023 12:42 PM (wKb4Z)

You’re right but that’s another Trump fuck up IMHO.

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2023 12:43 PM (MNhXM)

215 Then they were looking for new work.
Posted by: bonhomme

Now that made me LOL.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 22, 2023 12:43 PM (MGB5H)

216 It would be easy to get away with a sock puppet

Posted by: Skip at June 22, 2023 12:44 PM (6wQDG)

217 ... What is it with Faux News online? Someone there sure had a hard on for Jeopardy. Seems like every day there is another bogus headline screaming how Fans Are Enraged about something or other. ...
Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2023 12:39 PM (e4fEA)
++++
Stupid woke rage (I am going to go out on a limb and assume that's what's going on) is common as dirt. Plenty of reporting opportunities.

"Woke rage" + "popular property with name recognition" == "headline"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:44 PM (t0OGg)

218 I called the President to complain about this White Privilege and He told me "Corn Pop, You Ain't Black"

Posted by: CORN POP at June 22, 2023 12:44 PM (2znMt)

219 What retard thinks you can hear banging from the INSIDE of a Carbon Fiber Hull that is 5 Feet Thick?

The end caps (hemispheres) were titanium, apparently. Don't know if they were insulated against the very cold water.

Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2023 12:44 PM (Sv58p)

220 The video linked in the sidebar about Smarter Every Day shooting two guns at each other, trying to get two bullets to collide also has the creator having engineer friends go over the set up and look for flaws. Arguably, what he was attempting was far safer than a deep diving submersible, yet, he took the time, flaws were found and corrected.

It appears to me Oceangate couldn't be bothered to do something similar.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 22, 2023 12:44 PM (2YtOq)

221 Hunter on probation. That's cute.

Posted by: Ziba at June 22, 2023 12:44 PM (4h9M3)

222 Roger Debris was an outstanding director.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2023 12:45 PM (6Mj+v)

223 219 What retard thinks you can hear banging from the INSIDE of a Carbon Fiber Hull that is 5 Feet Thick?

The end caps (hemispheres) were titanium, apparently. Don't know if they were insulated against the very cold water.
Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2023 12:44 PM (Sv58p)

=========

SPOILER:

The entire thing was made of Styrofoam.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

224 Crime-related:

Quote Tweet: Daily Loud @DailyLoud · Jun 20
14-Year-Old rapper Lil Tuda shot & killed in Chicago 🙏

Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia
Maybe show THIS picture for a bit more context.

https://tinyurl.com/239pfhyv

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 22, 2023 12:45 PM (Vwz3I)

225 Don't forget Hunter's lay of the moment, his widowed sister-in-law, disposed of the handgun near a [grade?] school.

Posted by: andycanuck

--

My favorite remains that he was not eligible for Secret Service protection yet the Secret Service went to the gun store where he carried out his felony and showed their credentials as Secret Service in order to get the gun store owner to give them the only copy of the 4473

"A specialist in the agency’s Protective Intelligence and Assessment Division then wrote to their colleagues: “It’s kind of odd that we were involved in the missing gun investigation when neither Hunter or Joe were even receiving USSS protection at the time? Hmmm.”

And another replied: “Maybe we were asked for a favor?”

https://tinyurl.com/2lch4wcw

Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 12:45 PM (k1L5r)

226 184 The only justice we can hope for is that piece of shit fucker winds up face down in a pile of crack.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 22, 2023 12:39 PM

Hopefully around August of 2024...prevent any more embarrassing nonsense right before the election, and score me some major sympathy points with the electorate. Lets me read some speeches about the drug war and families, too...it's gold, man!

Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at June 22, 2023 12:46 PM (7zO45)

227 >>>If Hunter ran for senate in DE tomorrow, he would be elected in a landslide.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

100% correct. Every single member of the Biden family would get reelected, because most - not all - of Delaware are retards.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 22, 2023 12:46 PM (d2bW3)

228 Isn’t Hunter gay?
Posted by: Miss issippi

More just high.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 22, 2023 12:46 PM (FVME7)

229 If it were just your ordinary citizen, they wouldn't get the Hunter treatment. Shocking nobody.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 22, 2023 12:46 PM (GwxCX)

230 >>> 220 The video linked in the sidebar about Smarter Every Day shooting two guns at each other, trying to get two bullets to collide also has the creator having engineer friends go over the set up and look for flaws. Arguably, what he was attempting was far safer than a deep diving submersible, yet, he took the time, flaws were found and corrected.

It appears to me Oceangate couldn't be bothered to do something similar.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 22, 2023 12:44 PM (2YtOq)

But we're inspirational and stuff!!

Posted by: Zombie Oceangate CEO at June 22, 2023 12:46 PM (llON8)

231 Bob Ballard is a wreck-finding machine. After finding the Titanic, he also found the Yorktown and the Bismark. He even found JFK's PT boat, IIRC.

Of course, he *also* discovered undersea thermal vents and developed a K-12 curriculum to help kids learn about the ocean.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:47 PM (t0OGg)

232 Ah, House Ways and Means. That takes me back.

Posted by: Zombie Daniel Rostenkowski at June 22, 2023 12:47 PM (PiwSw)

233 Have they ever found the Lusitania?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2023 12:47 PM (6Mj+v)

234 Why would any woman want to name their bastard child Biden?

Are you not paying attention to the worse around you?

As American Express used to say, Membership has its privileges.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2023 12:47 PM (XM52D)

235 167 What if you're a rich, attractive woman who likes random sex but doesn't want to dance with the hoi polloi? Where do you go?

Well, come down to Billy Bob's Elite Sex Emporium, and we'll guarantee that all of the dicks you suck are from rich folks!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:34 PM (LvTSG)
++++
That's probably a big part of it. "I want to be a depraved whore (male or female), but not with yucky commoners."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:36 PM (t0OGg)

And I would like to keep it off TMZ until I need publicity for my next project.

Posted by: Inogame at June 22, 2023 12:47 PM (53oGX)

236 World*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 22, 2023 12:47 PM (XM52D)

237 Yeah, Ballard is awesome.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2023 12:48 PM (6Mj+v)

238 231 Of course, he *also* discovered undersea thermal vents and developed a K-12 curriculum to help kids learn about the ocean.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:47 PM (t0OGg)

=======

"Did it include a section about white supremacy? And by a section, we mean, was it all about white supremacy? Because otherwise, we're not interested."
-today's teachers, it seems

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:48 PM (LvTSG)

239 The only justice we can hope for is that piece of shit fucker winds up face down in a pile of crack.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 22, 2023 12:39 PM
++++
Every time you hear about some famous guy overdosing on drugs, it's always some really talented guy. It's always like Len Bias, or Janis Joplin, or Jimi Hendrix, or John Belushi. You know what I mean? The people you wanna have overdose on drugs never would! Like Motley Crue would never fucking overdose man, never!
-- Denis Leary

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:48 PM (t0OGg)

240 Well, it's a very compact sub now. Take that 50 year old white guys!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 22, 2023 12:48 PM (GwxCX)

241 We're no better than Ukraine or China at this point.

We are a little worse morally then Russia. Still above Ukraine or China I'd say though.

The junta will arrest opposition political candidates, fix elections, and controls the media...just like Vlad.

Unlike Vlad though they also want to force globohomo on toddler.

But...Red China has killed 10s of millions of people and Ukraine's economy is based on sex trafficking.

So...we still have farther we can fall.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2023 12:48 PM (lc5cP)

242 "citing his support for repealing Trump's criminal justice reform."

It ought to be repealed.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 22, 2023 12:49 PM (MvF+J)

243 >>> 238

=======

"Did it include a section about white supremacy? And by a section, we mean, was it all about white supremacy? Because otherwise, we're not interested."
-today's teachers, it seems
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:48 PM (LvTSG)

How dare you not use our proper title!

Posted by: Educators at June 22, 2023 12:49 PM (llON8)

244 Every time you hear about some famous guy overdosing on drugs, it's always some really talented guy. It's always like Len Bias, or Janis Joplin, or Jimi Hendrix, or John Belushi. You know what I mean? The people you wanna have overdose on drugs never would! Like Motley Crue would never fucking overdose man, never!
-- Denis Leary
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Nikki sixx ODed 2x I believe.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 22, 2023 12:49 PM (MGB5H)

245 Stupid woke rage (I am going to go out on a limb and assume that's what's going on) is common as dirt. Plenty of reporting opportunities.

"Woke rage" + "popular property with name recognition" == "headline"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:44 PM (t0OGg)
***

I think you are right.
Its all Click-bait.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 22, 2023 12:49 PM (e4fEA)

246 Every time you hear about some famous guy overdosing on drugs, it's always some really talented guy. It's always like Len Bias, or Janis Joplin, or Jimi Hendrix, or John Belushi. You know what I mean? The people you wanna have overdose on drugs never would! Like Motley Crue would never fucking overdose man, never!
-- Denis Leary
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:48 PM

I'll see your Motley Crue and raise you an Ozzy Osbourne. Although I think he and Fetterman are almost dead and share one brain cell on weekends.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 22, 2023 12:49 PM (GwxCX)

247 A Georgia restaurant owner was sentenced to 2 years in federal prison for tax evasion yesterday. He owed 400k in taxes.

Posted by: fd at June 22, 2023 12:50 PM (iayUP)

248 The debris field was spotted by a Sassy Black Woman.

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2023 12:50 PM (tOuMZ)

249 >>Nikki sixx ODed 2x I believe.

Motley Crue may have gone super gay...

but, 'Kickstart My Heart' is as Rock and Roll as you can fucking get.

Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2023 12:50 PM (0PkWs)

250 White privilege at its finest.
He's laughing...a Trump judge is going to sign off on a nothing burger that expiates the felonies.

Posted by: torabora at June 22, 2023 12:50 PM (v8JNZ)

251 209 If Hunter ran for senate in DE tomorrow, he would be elected in a landslide.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 22, 2023 12:43 PM

Honored, to meet....true, person. The Congress, of which...of which...of which.

Good night!

Posted by: Senator John Fetterman at June 22, 2023 12:50 PM (7zO45)

252 Hookers and drug dealers have to afraid to do business with Hunter now.

Kinda like mistresses of North Korea dictators. They just disappear before they can talk.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2023 12:50 PM (lf83v)

253 Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

When are you going to admit it? That you would not bang any Mannix babe because you love your hot wife and do not long for a slow painful death at her hands?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 22, 2023 12:50 PM (Wy1BU)

254 SPOILER:

The entire thing was made of Styrofoam.

True, they probably had the titanium cast in China and have some very official Chinese certs to prove its composition and strength.

Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2023 12:51 PM (Sv58p)

255 You’re right but that’s another Trump fuck up IMHO.
---
Yup.
It was a multi-level fail.
1) it benefits people who will never vote Republican
2) it was a favor for people who hate Republicans
3) it was offensive to every ideal of Republicans
4) it will be cited as justification for further leniency
5) and, as pointed out, will forever forward be used to attack Republicans--either those who dare repeal or reform it or those who won't support further leniency bills.

That's a lot of stupid Trump managed to pack in to one bill. For not one damned bit of "winning."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 22, 2023 12:51 PM (wKb4Z)

256 A Georgia restaurant owner was sentenced to 2 years in federal prison for tax evasion yesterday. He owed 400k in taxes.
_________

And that was all from three lunches for Stacey Abrams.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2023 12:51 PM (lf83v)

257 I came across shipwreck trivia last nite. The two deepest shipwrecks now known are USN escort ships from the WWII Leyte battles. I should have bookmarked it.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 22, 2023 12:51 PM (MvF+J)

258
Kinda like mistresses of North Korea dictators. They just disappear before they can talk.

Mistress of Rocketman

Plusses: Food, fancy clothes, plenty of sausage

Minuses: Not the sausage you want, death when you get old

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2023 12:51 PM (lc5cP)

259 233 To answer my own question, Wiki says that they found the wreck of the Lusitania in 1935.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2023 12:52 PM (6Mj+v)

260 Power does what it wants. It's a big club and you ain't in it.

Posted by: Late great George Carlin. Again. at June 22, 2023 12:52 PM (AJ2DX)

261 Did anyone see Democrats shouting SHAME SHAME SHAME over this?

Anyone?

Nope, cuz they're happy Little Huntie got away with this.

Posted by: Hank51 at June 22, 2023 12:52 PM (iLdko)

262 255 Hear, hear!

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 22, 2023 12:52 PM (MvF+J)

263 but, 'Kickstart My Heart' is as Rock and Roll as you can fucking get.
Posted by: garrett at June 22, 2023 12:50 PM (0PkWs)

With Blue Angels footage:

https://youtu.be/S7U1PkDnk00

Posted by: spindrift at June 22, 2023 12:52 PM (ivvNA)

264 Parched I tell you, parched!

Posted by: Tree of Liberty at June 22, 2023 12:53 PM (FjlUt)

265 Biden Supremacy, bitches!

No joke!

Posted by: Joe from Scranton at June 22, 2023 12:53 PM (fs1hN)

266 253 When are you going to admit it? That you would not bang any Mannix babe because you love your hot wife and do not long for a slow painful death at her hands?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 22, 2023 12:50 PM (Wy1BU)

=========

I do love my hot wife. It's true. I do not fear her physically, though.

She is weak. We did a chest strength class the other day together. I was using 25 pound dumbbells. I could have probably upgraded to the 30s. She was using 10s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:53 PM (LvTSG)

267 Rep Jason Smith did a presser to showcase the release of IRS whistleblower transcripts to the public.

https://tinyurl.com/4dtktc43

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2023 12:53 PM (R38qh)

268 Let me guess:
The sub was electric powered

Posted by: torabora at June 22, 2023 12:53 PM (v8JNZ)

269 233 To answer my own question, Wiki says that they found the wreck of the Lusitania in 1935.
___________

The Lusitania and the Edmund Fitgerald are both in water less deep that the ships are long.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2023 12:54 PM (lf83v)

270 Yet the establishment Republican's will not impeach the lying treasonous bastard.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 22, 2023 12:54 PM (9RRW+)

271 Bob Ballard is a wreck-finding machine.

Can you imagine talking to such a guy about our design? BORING!

Posted by: The Very Flat OceanGate Founder, CEO, and Head Engineer. at June 22, 2023 12:55 PM (Sv58p)

272 Remember when the Dems and FNM argued Shrub should resign because his underage daughters went to a bar at age 20? The formal argument they made was if the president can't get his own kids to obey the law how can he be the chief executive.

If there was an opposition party they might be literally quoting that argument to the FNM again right now.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2023 12:55 PM (lc5cP)

273 Let me guess:
The sub was electric powered
==
Solar powered.

Posted by: Oops Oopsies at June 22, 2023 12:55 PM (sh1GZ)

274 Also, Ted Kennedy's car was in water less deep than the car was long.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 22, 2023 12:55 PM (lf83v)

275 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 22, 2023 12:51 PM (wKb4Z

My understanding is that the bill was headed up and put together by Jared . Is that correct?

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2023 12:56 PM (MNhXM)

276 She is weak. We did a chest strength class the other day together. I was using 25 pound dumbbells. I could have probably upgraded to the 30s. She was using 10s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler

My bet is that Dolley could make You shrivel and die with a look.

Who's the big strong man, now?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2023 12:56 PM (fU273)

277 love my hot wife. It's true. I do not fear her physically, though.

She is weak. We did a chest strength class the other day together. I was using 25 pound dumbbells. I could have probably upgraded to the 30s. She was using 10s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Does this chicken parmesan taste different honey?
Well, I did use a few new spices.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 22, 2023 12:56 PM (Wy1BU)

278 Redheads don’t need to be physically strong to take you down, if they are pissed off enough.

Their anger is to them like spinach is to Popeye.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2023 12:56 PM (6Mj+v)

279 >Have they ever found the Lusitania?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

yeah, found it in 1935
it's only 300 feet down

Posted by: DB - at June 22, 2023 12:56 PM (geLO8)

280 She was using 10s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
_________

Beast mode!

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 22, 2023 12:56 PM (lf83v)

281 Yet the establishment Republican's will not impeach the lying treasonous bastard.
==
1. there's only one party and
2. the FBI/DOJ enforce the will of that party

Posted by: a broken record at June 22, 2023 12:57 PM (sh1GZ)

282 Today's thought to ponder:
What supernatural powers does Hillary have over James Comey to cause him to save her a** at the possible expense of his own?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 22, 2023 12:57 PM (MeG8a)

283 Can you imagine talking to such a guy about our design? BORING!
Posted by: The Very Flat OceanGate Founder, CEO, and Head Engineer. at June 22, 2023 12:55 PM (Sv58p)
++++
Indeed. A man like Bob Ballard has probably already forgotten more about submersibles than that dude's team ever knew. And he never designed subs that I am aware of, but he sure had loads of experience with 'em.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:57 PM (t0OGg)

284 276 My bet is that Dolley could make You shrivel and die with a look.

Who's the big strong man, now?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 22, 2023 12:56 PM (fU273)

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I laugh at her looks. It irritates her.

Unless I actually fucked up. That's different.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:57 PM (LvTSG)

285 Wait, so Gwennie was in a sex club? Who else was in it?

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 22, 2023 12:57 PM (GwxCX)

286 If there was an opposition party they might be literally quoting that argument to the FNM again right now.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2023 12:55 PM (lc5cP)

I would prefer "Hunter's the scummy scuzzy bagman for his corrupt venal election stealing father".

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2023 12:57 PM (tOuMZ)

287 Wait, so Gwennie was in a sex club? Who else was in it?
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 22, 2023 12:57 PM (GwxCX)
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Celebrities. Politicians. Financiers.

You know. Your betters.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:57 PM (t0OGg)

288 124 Watch out for clubs named Rectum.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 22, 2023 12:29 PM (4eKPg)

That's hot.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at June 22, 2023 12:30 PM (vf0Uk)
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Especially after a hellfire curry with gunpowder sauce.

Posted by: Ciampino - Refrigerated buttplugs available on request at June 22, 2023 12:57 PM (qfLjt)

289 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:53 PM (LvTSG)

Dude , next time lie to us on how much you lift.

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2023 12:57 PM (MNhXM)

290 That sub is self-recycling. After years on the ocean bottom it's likely to be subducted deep into the Earth.

Posted by: fd at June 22, 2023 12:57 PM (iayUP)

291 In other news, Kodak also has color film available.

Posted by: Hey-oh! at June 22, 2023 12:57 PM (bWzdd)

292 Remember folks, Eyes Wide Shut is only technically fictional.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2023 12:58 PM (lc5cP)

293 Wait, so Gwennie was in a sex club? Who else was in it?
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 22, 2023 12:57 PM (GwxCX)

Don't look at me.

Posted by: Seven of Nine at June 22, 2023 12:58 PM (ufFY8)

294 Unless I actually fucked up. That's different.
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Tell me about it...

Posted by: the garage door at June 22, 2023 12:58 PM (sh1GZ)

295 289 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:53 PM (LvTSG)

Dude , next time lie to us on how much you lift.
Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2023 12:57 PM (MNhXM)

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Meh. Individual free weights, just what I have. I have no idea what my max is since I don't go to a gym.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 12:59 PM (LvTSG)

296 174 Gamers sure like to defend their ground. Maybe Musk can save money and use those consoles in his Space X vehicles.

Posted by: polynikes at June 22, 2023 12:38 PM (MNhXM)

If an off-the-shelf game controller does what you need done, it would be cost-foolish to not consider it. The considerations should include reliability vs redundancy, safety-allowable time to switch-over to a replacement controller if reliability is a concern, and time required to effect a replacement. The vehicle systems could be designed to meet a cheap controller's functional characteristics.

As always it comes down to a cost-benefit/risk assessment.

Posted by: Gref at June 22, 2023 12:59 PM (AMIL/)

297 because you love your hot wife and do not long for a slow painful death at her hands?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 22, 2023 12:50 PM (Wy1BU)

Editor's Note: A slow painful death is a lot less desirable than a slow painful death at the hands of a redhead

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2023 12:59 PM (tOuMZ)

298 In other news, Kodak also has color film available.
Posted by: Hey-oh! at June 22, 2023 12:57 PM (bWzdd)

And he can't dance.
He only knows the One-Step.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 22, 2023 12:59 PM (ufFY8)

299 Kodak should make a rap version of Fortunate Son.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane at June 22, 2023 12:59 PM (HwsTH)

300 The Rapper probably had a better record going into court than Hunter B.

Posted by: From about that Time at June 22, 2023 01:00 PM (4780s)

301 "He ran into my knife. Ten times."

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2023 01:00 PM (16bRC)

302 Must be that 'White Privilege' I keep hearing about.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2023 01:00 PM (1n+EO)

303 Instead the Republican argument against Biden is "We're negotiating with him on the debt ceiling and hope to have something to announce soon."

Posted by: ... at June 22, 2023 01:00 PM (tOuMZ)

304 Gwyneth’s mom is still hotter than Gwyneth is.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2023 01:01 PM (6Mj+v)

305 246 Every time you hear about some famous guy overdosing on drugs, it's always some really talented guy. It's always like Len Bias, or Janis Joplin, or Jimi Hendrix, or John Belushi. You know what I mean? The people you wanna have overdose on drugs never would! Like Motley Crue would never fucking overdose man, never!
-- Denis Leary
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 12:48 PM

I'll see your Motley Crue and raise you an Ozzy Osbourne. Although I think he and Fetterman are almost dead and share one brain cell on weekends.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 22, 2023 12:49 PM (GwxCX)

eeeh weeeh bahhh..

Posted by: Prince of Darkness at June 22, 2023 01:01 PM (53oGX)

306 In thinking about the submersible, it seems it ran the gamut of single point of failure to cascade failure.

For the sake of the people on board, I hope it was quick and not lingering.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 22, 2023 01:01 PM (2YtOq)

307 Probably late to the thread but as reported in the morning thread some dude named Trey Britt was banged up by the Feds on Tax evasion for a sum similar to what Hunter skated on and got sentenced yesterday to...

- 24 months in federal prison
- 3 years supervised release
- $362,249.53 refund to IRS
- $10,000 penalty
- Submission of a DNA sample
- Providing urine samples upon discharge
- Prohibition of possession of firearms
- Providing access to financial records pending parole
- He is not allowed to open a loan without the approval of the parole board
- Without approval from the probation office, he may not engage in any self-employment
- Curfew daily from 10pm to 6am

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 22, 2023 01:01 PM (up/3i)

308 You can point out the hypocrisy to the left all day long. They don’t care.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2023 01:01 PM (u73oe)

309 > What supernatural powers does Hillary have over James Comey to cause him to save her a** at the possible expense of his own?

Remember when a bunch of "lost," highly classified FBI personnel files were "found" in the Clinton White House? They fingerprinted the files and literally found Hillary's prints all over the files.

That's why the Clintons own the FBI. FBI gathered blackmail material on their own people during background checks, and Hillary used that intel to force their compliance.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2023 01:02 PM (R38qh)

310 He ran into my knife. Ten times."
Posted by: runner

He had it coming
He had it coming
He only has himself to blame.
If you had been there
If you had seen it
I bet you would have done the same.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 22, 2023 01:02 PM (Wy1BU)

311 There is a picture floating around the internet, allegedly from Hunter's iCloud account, showing his niece, Natalie Biden, wearing only her underwear, doing a couple of lines of cocaine.

Unclear how old she was when the picture was taken.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 22, 2023 01:02 PM (2tUFv)

312 Guys, just accept it and move on. Unfortunately, the rot simply goes too deep. It isn't just the top couple of layers, but all the layers going to the core. The Democrat functionary hires a dirty Democrat, who then hires a dirty Democrat to work under him. The first Democrat functionary gets promoted, the two under him get promoted, and the third in line hires another dirty Democrat to fill his former position. Think Parkinson's Law -- every one of those dirty Democrats is doing his damdest to expand his little empire, hiring more and more dirty Democrats. Unless you're willing to fire every State Department employee, along with the FBI, the CIA, the EPA, the Department of Education, and every other government employee, they're always going to be there -- undermining, undermining, undermining.
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Not disagreeing at all, but accept it and move onto WHAT? I'm getting tired of all these brazen exhibits of RAW POWER, knowing they will only increase and intensify daily. And this is what we know about...what really concerns me is what we don't know about....OK, rant done, time to go find a distraction....

Posted by: Grateful at June 22, 2023 01:02 PM (IQ6Gq)

313 The considerations should include reliability vs redundancy, safety-allowable time to switch-over to a replacement controller if reliability is a concern, and time required to effect a replacement. The vehicle systems could be designed to meet a cheap controller's functional characteristics.

*Yawn* BORING! Tell me what makes a Chik-Fil-A sandwich original to you...

Posted by: The Very Flat OceanGate Founder at June 22, 2023 01:03 PM (dNNCD)

314 There is a picture floating around the internet, allegedly from Hunter's iCloud account, showing his niece, Natalie Biden, wearing only her underwear, doing a couple of lines of cocaine.

Unclear how old she was when the picture was taken.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts!

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Allegedly one of him banging one of Obama's daughters, too. Something about a credit card IIRC.

Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 01:03 PM (k1L5r)

315 Gwyneth’s mom is still hotter than Gwyneth is.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2023 01:01 PM

Disagree. But the whole time I'd be thinking. Dang, I smell candle.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 22, 2023 01:03 PM (GwxCX)

316 257 I came across shipwreck trivia last nite. The two deepest shipwrecks now known are USN escort ships from the WWII Leyte battles. I should have bookmarked it.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 22, 2023 12:51 PM (MvF+J)

IIRC, they rest on the upper edge of or in the Philippine Trench, a pretty danged deep tectonic plate boundary fissure.

Posted by: Gref at June 22, 2023 01:03 PM (AMIL/)

317 You can point out the hypocrisy to the left all day long. They don’t care.

Hunter Biden is a good person unlike all those other people who broke the law who were bad people. So why don't you leave him alone ok?

Posted by: Some leftist at June 22, 2023 01:04 PM (lc5cP)

318 Chicago’s a good musical. Woman jailbirds dancing in their underwear. Mmmmmm…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2023 01:04 PM (6Mj+v)

319 man this HVAC crew is tearing out everything

Posted by: DB - at June 22, 2023 01:04 PM (geLO8)

320 Yeah, but Rapper was laundering bribe money for high ranking Party politicians.

If it is good for The Party it is good for America.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 22, 2023 01:04 PM (vrN+N)

321
Hunter Biden was member of an elite LA sex club SNCTM - but was kicked out for being a 'scumbag', says founder

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First off, this is hilarious. It's not just a sex club. It's an elite sex club. And it's not just an elite sex club. It's an elite Hollywood sex club.

These people are probably rolling on molly and fucking dogs. How do you get called a scumbag by the guy whose dick is hanging out of his space-fox mascot suit? That takes some doing.

Secondly, what do these freaks have against vowels? Like that NXVXMVNMN thing. I guess once you get pegged by Ellen DeGeneres you just get lazy with spelling or something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2023 01:04 PM (oINRc)

322 Instead the Republican argument against Biden is "We're negotiating with him on the debt ceiling and hope to have something to announce soon."
==
the sad truth is that I probably owe the nation of Ukraine and apology. I think of their government as a corrupt criminal organization. So yeah, that's us too. We're a kreptocracy.

Posted by: ugh, its like finding dog shit stuck to the bottom of your shoe, after thinking someone else farted at June 22, 2023 01:05 PM (sh1GZ)

323 317 You can point out the hypocrisy to the left all day long. They don’t care.

Hunter Biden is a good person unlike all those other people who broke the law who were bad people. So why don't you leave him alone ok?
Posted by: Some leftist at June 22, 2023 01:04 PM (lc5cP)

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"He owned up to it. He should be let go without punishment."

"Okay, I'm owning up to my tax evasion. Can I go now?"
-Joe Schmoe

"Kill him! He denied the government funds!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

324 There is a picture floating around the internet, allegedly from Hunter's iCloud account, showing his niece, Natalie Biden, wearing only her underwear, doing a couple of lines of cocaine.

Unclear how old she was when the picture was taken.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts!

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Allegedly one of him banging one of Obama's daughters, too. Something about a credit card IIRC.
Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 01:03 PM

Yeesh. Barry's daughters are fugly like mom. I guess all hunty needs is a pulse.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 22, 2023 01:05 PM (GwxCX)

325 You can point out the hypocrisy to the left all day long. They don’t care.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 22, 2023 01:01 PM (u73oe)

AMEN.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 22, 2023 01:05 PM (sJHOI)

326 SEC says JPMorgan "mistakenly" deleted 47 million records.

https://tinyurl.com/n7setbf2

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2023 01:05 PM (R38qh)

327 "It was a murder, but not a crime".

Posted by: runner at June 22, 2023 01:05 PM (16bRC)

328 "Chicago’s a good musical."

I'd say one of the best.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 22, 2023 01:05 PM (MeG8a)

329 I remember Romania in December 1989...

They were the worst of times, they were the best of times.

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 22, 2023 01:05 PM (lZVy/)

330 314 There is a picture floating around the internet, allegedly from Hunter's iCloud account, showing his niece, Natalie Biden, wearing only her underwear, doing a couple of lines of cocaine.

Unclear how old she was when the picture was taken.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts!

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Allegedly one of him banging one of Obama's daughters, too. Something about a credit card IIRC.
Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 01:03 PM (k1L5r)

Tell me again how what women really want are good, nice, decent men.

Posted by: No really. I'm in the mood for a good fictional yarn. at June 22, 2023 01:06 PM (AJ2DX)

331 >You can point out the hypocrisy to the left all day long. They don’t care.

Famous Football Coach said 'winning isn't everything- it's the ONLY thing'

Posted by: DB - at June 22, 2023 01:06 PM (geLO8)

332 These people are probably rolling on molly and fucking dogs. How do you get called a scumbag by the guy whose dick is hanging out of his space-fox mascot suit? That takes some doing.

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Threadwinner

Posted by: The Ghost of Keeeeev at June 22, 2023 01:06 PM (k1L5r)

333 280 She was using 10s.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
_________

Beast mode!
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 22, 2023 12:56 PM (lf83v)

Give me the 60's!

Posted by: MoochBama at June 22, 2023 01:07 PM (53oGX)

334 321
Secondly, what do these freaks have against vowels? Like that NXVXMVNMN thing. I guess once you get pegged by Ellen DeGeneres you just get lazy with spelling or something.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 22, 2023 01:04 PM (oINRc)

That would explain why the only "D" is what is going behind the secret doors.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 22, 2023 01:07 PM (N39Ws)

335 321 I saw those photos and finally realized that "Eyes Wide Shut" is a documentary.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 22, 2023 01:07 PM (MvF+J)

336 " I guess all hunty needs is a pulse."

Is that a hard requirement, or simply a preference?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 22, 2023 01:07 PM (1n+EO)

337 You can point out the hypocrisy to the left all day long. They don’t care.
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They care. They'll point their fingers at you and SHAME you for bringing it up. See YOU'RE the problem, not poor little HUNNY. Leave the boy alone....

Posted by: its just going to keep getting more and more absurd at June 22, 2023 01:07 PM (sh1GZ)

338 First off, this is hilarious. It's not just a sex club. It's an elite sex club. And it's not just an elite sex club. It's an elite Hollywood sex club.

Join an "elite sex club", and I'll guarantee you that everything you do is being videotaped.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 22, 2023 01:07 PM (2tUFv)

339 what do these freaks have against vowels?

The written Semitic languages have entered the chat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2023 01:08 PM (6Mj+v)

340 Join an "elite sex club", and I'll guarantee you that everything you do is being videotaped.

Yeah, but they have Chris Wray to fix that

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2023 01:08 PM (lc5cP)

341 This may drop Biden's black voting bloc percentage to 95%!

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 22, 2023 01:08 PM (rH1KZ)

342 SEC says JPMorgan "mistakenly" deleted 47 million records.

https://tinyurl.com/n7setbf2
Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2023 01:05 PM (R38qh)
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Records of what? And how did they accidentally delete them? It should be hard to do because there are lots of ways to do it in a well-designed/managed system:
1. If accidentally deleted, pull it off the replication target (if async rep)
2. If replication is unavailable, spin up a copy of the database from yesterday and pull the records back in
3. If a snapshot is unavailable, restore it from offsite backup

So one of the following is going on:
1. The system is not well designed or is poorly managed (would be counter to my experience with big banking systems where they tend to be overbuilt and have brutal SLAs)
2. This happened so long ago that there are no longer any backups - though the problem may have been discovered recently
3. The deletion was intentional

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 01:08 PM (t0OGg)

343 326 SEC says JPMorgan "mistakenly" deleted 47 million records.

https://tinyurl.com/n7setbf2
Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2023 01:05 PM (R38qh)

Amazing how they can keep using that phrase over and over fully expecting all of us to take their word for it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 22, 2023 01:08 PM (N39Ws)

344 No 50 year old white guys are allowed in the sex club. We all know how they fuck things up.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 22, 2023 01:08 PM (GwxCX)

345 Hunter Biden IS the poster child for White Privilege. .
Posted by: Anna Puma

White Hunter, Black Heart

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 22, 2023 01:08 PM (FVME7)

346 A Blizzard developer insists the death of the billionaire on the sub is cause for celebration.

https://tinyurl.com/ydkpc799

Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2023 01:08 PM (R38qh)

347 326 SEC says JPMorgan "mistakenly" deleted 47 million records.

https://tinyurl.com/n7setbf2
Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2023 01:05 PM (R38qh)

And nobody asks them about their system backups - which they are required to have.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 22, 2023 01:09 PM (N39Ws)

348 >It's not just a sex club. It's an elite sex club. And it's not just an elite sex club. It's an elite Hollywood sex club.

And it's not just an elite Hollywood sex club. It's an elite Hollywood sex club with flames painted on the sides.

Posted by: DB - at June 22, 2023 01:09 PM (geLO8)

349 335 321 I saw those photos and finally realized that "Eyes Wide Shut" is a documentary.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 22, 2023 01:07 PM (MvF+J)

It's hardly a stretch given what we now know about our degenerate ruling class.

Posted by: The Aristocrats at June 22, 2023 01:09 PM (AJ2DX)

350 Yeesh. Barry's daughters are fugly like mom. I guess all hunty needs is a pulse.
Posted by: Minnfidel
The older taller one looks more like barky so I'm guessing he was the actual sperm donor on that one. Big Mike was probably the sperm donor for the younger one.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 22, 2023 01:09 PM (Wy1BU)

351 346 A Blizzard developer insists the death of the billionaire on the sub is cause for celebration.

https://tinyurl.com/ydkpc799
Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2023 01:08 PM (R38qh)

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I can't elicit any anger over this statement.

The Blizzard developer is the ally the billionaire class has courted for years now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 01:09 PM (LvTSG)

352 SEC says JPMorgan "mistakenly" deleted 47 million records.

Oops! Oopsie!

Posted by: Ian S. at June 22, 2023 01:10 PM (ZGrMX)

353 "Osama Dorias" - he's just calling for the murders of the people Heritage Americans won't kill!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 22, 2023 01:10 PM (lc5cP)

354 I can't elicit any anger over this statement.

The Blizzard developer is the ally the billionaire class has courted for years now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 22, 2023 01:09 PM (LvTSG)
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Same.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 01:10 PM (t0OGg)

355
This may drop Biden's black voting bloc percentage to 95%!
Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem

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Well, they know how to do it. The Black people who might be a tad hesitant to vote for Biden now are convicted felons, so they can't vote.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 22, 2023 01:10 PM (lCaJd)

356 A Blizzard developer insists the death of the billionaire on the sub is cause for celebration.

Blizzard's the company where half the staff was doing stuff to female employees that would get them kicked of of SNCTM, so I don't wanna hear about it.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 22, 2023 01:10 PM (ZGrMX)

357 "counter to my experience with big banking systems where they tend to be overbuilt and have brutal SLAs"

A glimmer of genuine competence in ClownWorld? Makes my day!

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 22, 2023 01:10 PM (MvF+J)

358 Well, back to work. Later y'all. Be well.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 22, 2023 01:11 PM (GwxCX)

359 >>> 326 SEC says JPMorgan "mistakenly" deleted 47 million records.

https://tinyurl.com/n7setbf2
Posted by: bonhomme at June 22, 2023 01:05 PM (R38qh)

Whoops! Whoopsie!!

Posted by: JPMorgan at June 22, 2023 01:11 PM (llON8)

360 Day 9 of chubby rain at 9am. This is never going to end is it?

Posted by: Eagle Lips at June 22, 2023 01:11 PM (453+A)

361 Holland is done, An insane new Housing Act will allow municipalities to force homeowners to sell their homes ONLY to people with a lower to middle income.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 22, 2023 01:11 PM (dKiJG)

362 In thinking about the submersible, it seems it ran the gamut of single point of failure to cascade failure.

For the sake of the people on board, I hope it was quick and not lingering.
Posted by: Blake
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Perhaps we will find out, if remains are found. Slow leak? Hull rupture? Control system failure?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2023 01:11 PM (VG0cN)

363 SEC says JPMorgan "mistakenly" deleted 47 million records.

Heh. They see it.

Posted by: t-bird at June 22, 2023 01:11 PM (Sv58p)

364 According to Chris Plante today, the stepson of the British billionaire on the submersible is using the story to try to get dates in the Internet.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2023 01:11 PM (6Mj+v)

365 Yeesh. Barry's daughters are fugly like mom. I guess all hunty needs is a pulse.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 22, 2023 01:05 PM (GwxCX)
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I don't know if a pulse is even required if he's hopped on cocaine and meth...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 22, 2023 01:12 PM (YIVH2)

366 Records of what? And how did they accidentally delete them? It should be hard to do because there are lots of ways to do it in a well-designed/managed system:
1. If accidentally deleted, pull it off the replication target (if async rep)
2. If replication is unavailable, spin up a copy of the database from yesterday and pull the records back in
3. If a snapshot is unavailable, restore it from offsite backup
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 01:08 PM (t0OGg)

Based on what happened last time, internal communications like texts between employees and instant messaging.

It's more of a "people communicating on things that aren't automatically stored" than an issue with their automatic recordkeeping I think.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 22, 2023 01:12 PM (eYoxG)

367 nood

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 22, 2023 01:12 PM (MvF+J)

368 @Joe Mannix, I pretty much guarantee JP Morgan has at least one duplicate data center, mirroring each other with backups for both.

"Accidental beyond recovery?"

Pull the other one.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 22, 2023 01:12 PM (2YtOq)

369 Well, they know how to do it. The Black people who might be a tad hesitant to vote for Biden now are convicted felons, so they can't vote.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 22, 2023 01:10 PM (lCaJd)

=====

They can if they're in WA.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 22, 2023 01:12 PM (DRSnL)

370 A glimmer of genuine competence in ClownWorld? Makes my day!
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 22, 2023 01:10 PM (MvF+J)
++++
Bank IT systems are often decrepit and antiquated, but they tend to be *extremely* reliable. Too much money is lost if they're not.

When I worked on bank systems, the number of hoops we had to jump through to do *anything* numbered in the realm of "vast." But those systems usually stay up and accidents are reversible. It sometimes takes time, but they were designed with reliability and integrity as the paramount requirements.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 01:12 PM (t0OGg)

371 Perhaps we will find out, if remains are found. Slow leak? Hull rupture? Control system failure?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Is hubris a contender?

Posted by: Joe Mama at June 22, 2023 01:12 PM (lZVy/)

372 According to Chris Plante today, the stepson of the British billionaire on the submersible is using the story to try to get dates in the Internet.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2023 01:11 PM (6Mj+v)
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Would be kind of funny if dad had cut him out the will without him knowing it...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 22, 2023 01:12 PM (YIVH2)

373 I don't hate all billionaires and once upon a time I would defend them, but lately too many of them are doing harmful things. Like conspiring to, oh, say, blot out the sun, kill off most of us, etc.
Tends to influence my thinking.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 22, 2023 01:13 PM (MeG8a)

374 Hunter Biden is a good person unlike all those other people who broke the law who were bad people. So why don't you leave him alone ok?
Posted by: Some leftist
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody)@AOCpressTwo · Jun 18
On this Father’s Day, if you want to see a dad who knows how to raise moral and decent children, look no further than Joe Biden.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody)@AOCpressTwo · Jun 20
Hunter is innocent.
We’re living in a banana republic.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody)@AOCpressTwo
They threw the book at Hunter.
We have a two-tiered justice system that favors Republicans.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Press Release (parody)@AOCpressTwo · Jun 21
Free Hunter.
He’s innocent.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 22, 2023 01:13 PM (Vwz3I)

375 Yeesh. Barry's daughters are fugly like mom. I guess all hunty needs is a pulse.

There's photos of the daughters and their actual biological parents. The dad is the head of one of Obama's foundations, the mom is his wife, the doctor who "delivered" both daughters for Obama.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 22, 2023 01:13 PM (ZGrMX)

376 Based on what happened last time, internal communications like texts between employees and instant messaging.

It's more of a "people communicating on things that aren't automatically stored" than an issue with their automatic recordkeeping I think.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 22, 2023 01:12 PM (eYoxG)
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In that case, it could happen. Just a routine log purge. And they're probably aggressive about routine log purges both for cost and liability reasons.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 22, 2023 01:13 PM (t0OGg)

377 Why not the best?

Guess we know what she got in return --> Randi Weingarten appointed to council advising DHS

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 22, 2023 01:13 PM (FVME7)

378 @342

>>The deletion was intentional

It's like the Lois Lerner/Tea Party Targeting Scandal

Ooops, she accidently deleted her emails, Ooops, all of the nearline backups were accidently deleted, Ooops, all of the offline backups were accidently deleted, Ooops, all of the offsite backups were deleted, Ooops all her devices and computers were accidently wiped, Ooops, Ooop, Ooops.

Just a series of impossibly unfortunate events is all.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 22, 2023 01:13 PM (up/3i)

379 *sigh*

I wish I'd dyed my hair red once.

Posted by: creeper at June 22, 2023 01:13 PM (cTCuP)

380 Watching a bit of the latest teevee news about the lost submersible, I understand how LIVs can be so un-informed and dumb. The misinformation, wild speculation, and the crazy worries that this accident will halt innovation, dispensed by the news actors and actresses can help no one understand the situation. Hoolee Fook.

Posted by: Gref at June 22, 2023 01:14 PM (AMIL/)

381 Is Bob Ballard still alive?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 22, 2023 12:41 PM (6Mj+v)

**types name into Bing** And the answer is......

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 22, 2023 01:14 PM (Zvtjl)

382 I don't know if a pulse is even required if he's hopped on cocaine and meth...
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Not even a female required.

Posted by: the man of sin revealed at June 22, 2023 01:14 PM (sh1GZ)

383 This is what JPM got hit on last time regarding recordkeeping.

"As described in the SEC’s order, JPMS admitted that from at least January 2018 through November 2020, its employees often communicated about securities business matters on their personal devices, using text messages, WhatsApp, and personal email accounts. None of these records were preserved by the firm as required by the federal securities laws."

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 22, 2023 01:14 PM (eYoxG)

384 Wasn't there (allegedly) a pic of Hunter doinking Obama's daughter up the wrong'un with a crack pipe on the nightstand, or did I misremember?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 22, 2023 01:15 PM (sJHOI)

385 Not even a female required.

It isn't gay if you are too blitzed to notice your girl of the evening has balls.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 22, 2023 01:15 PM (lc5cP)

386 Just how do we know the payment was downsized?

"Roberts’ lawyer, Clint Lancaster, told The Post late Thursday that final terms were still to be determined and declined to confirm that his client had agreed to a reduced monthly payment of $5,000.

“The case is sealed, and these are financial terms that should never be disclosed,” her lawyer said. He warned that leaks about details of the settlement would derail talks and end up with Hunter back in an Arkansas court on July 11.

Smells Like Lawyerly Spirit to me.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 22, 2023 01:15 PM (a3Q+t)

387 370 To me, that's genuine good news. Thanks!

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at June 22, 2023 01:15 PM (MvF+J)

388 I read that the viewing port on the sub was only rated for something like 1300 meters, not the 4000 meters they repeatedly dove to.

Posted by: TC at June 22, 2023 01:15 PM (FjlUt)

389 Watching a bit of the latest teevee news about the lost submersible, I understand how LIVs can be so un-informed and dumb. The misinformation, wild speculation, and the crazy worries that this accident will halt innovation, dispensed by the news actors and actresses can help no one understand the situation. Hoolee Fook.

"THERE IS CANNIBALISM HAPPENING INSIDE THE SUPERDOME!" - Shep Smith

Posted by: Ian S. at June 22, 2023 01:16 PM (ZGrMX)

390 I read that the viewing port on the sub was only rated for something like 1300 meters, not the 4000 meters they repeatedly dove to.

I read that the sub doesn't have a viewing port. It's just cameras and screens, and the hatch is bolted shut from the outside. So even if they surfaced they wouldn't know it and couldn't get out to get fresh air.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 22, 2023 01:17 PM (ZGrMX)

391
Is hubris a contender?
Posted by: Joe Mama
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Front runner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 22, 2023 01:18 PM (VG0cN)

392 None of this matters. All the grownups and cool kids will say: a) not in the NY Times, therefore did not happen; b) contrary to the NY Times narrative, therefore a conspiracy theory; and c) you're a nazi for even considering this to be true.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at June 22, 2023 01:19 PM (9X60i)

393 I saw bodies floating down the street.

Posted by: Brian Williams at June 22, 2023 01:20 PM (sh1GZ)

394 It sounds to me as if Stockton Rush probably contributed to Democrats too:

Quotes from "The Other McCain" website:

Since the Titan Five went missing, a two-year-old Zoom interview with Stockton Rush has gone viral, in which he indicates he prioritized diversity and youth over experience when hiring people.“When I started the business, one of the things you’ll find, there are other sub operators out there, but they typically have gentlemen who are ex-military submariners, and you’ll see a whole bunch of 50-year-old white guys,” Rush told Teledyne Marine in the interview. “I wanted our team to be younger, to be inspirational, and I’m not going to inspire a 16-year-old to go pursue marine technology. But, a 25-year-old, you know, who’s a sub pilot or a platform operator or one of our techs can be inspirational. ”

However, I'm sorry for the people who died and their families and I think giving money to fund a trips to see the Titanic is preferable to giving money to say-Adam Schiff.Anyway. It's their money, aftre all, I can even begin to imagine how the Indian immigrant wife or ex wife feels in that her husband and son both died in this accident.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 22, 2023 01:21 PM (Keyt1)

395 Join an "elite sex club", and I'll guarantee you that everything you do is being videotaped.
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The dismantling of Epstein's business opened an opportunity for an enterprising businessman to fill this niche market.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 22, 2023 01:21 PM (fs1hN)

396 "elite LA sex club SNCTM"

If you're letting Bidens in, I . . . question your eliteness.
Posted by: Catherine
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Just a quick look at today's elites and you know that elite doesn't mean what it once did.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at June 22, 2023 01:21 PM (dr4Q1)

397
The dismantling of Epstein's business opened an opportunity for an enterprising businessman to fill this niche market.
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Nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: Zombie Hugh Hefner at June 22, 2023 01:23 PM (sh1GZ)

398 elite LA sex club
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Elite? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means . . .

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at June 22, 2023 01:24 PM (sh1GZ)

399 I read that the sub doesn't have a viewing port. It's just cameras and screens, and the hatch is bolted shut from the outside. So even if they surfaced they wouldn't know it and couldn't get out to get fresh air.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 22, 2023 01:17 PM (ZGrMX)

The pictures of it are all over the internet. The viewing port actually is in the center of the hatch, which is bolted to the front of the sub via 17 bolts.

By the way, the Oceangate site appears to be down. No pun intended.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 22, 2023 01:29 PM (Zvtjl)

400 Rep Jason Smith:

Press conference: IRS whistleblower says Hunter Biden hid $2.2 million unreported tax, large diamond and a Porsche
DOJ has intervened in IRS recommendations

Posted by: SMOD at June 22, 2023 01:45 PM (RHGPo)

401 When the nuclear submarine 'Thresher' was lost in the early sixties, the resulting investigation estimated the crew died very, very quickly, virtually instantaneously. When an implosion happens at crush depth, it happens fast--1/20th of a second.

They likely didn't suffer (if that's what happened to them).

Posted by: troyriser at June 22, 2023 02:11 PM (7Cx1V)

402
How is it that you can see so many pics of titanic resting on the bottom and showing no distortion from the pressure? I've seen numerous photos of staterooms, furniture, etc that appears perfectly normal. So what gives?

Posted by: irongrampa at June 22, 2023 02:39 PM (KATBx)

403 "Boy sure feels like a secret pile of Democrat money was involved right there, huh?"

More like a horses head found in her bed.

Posted by: Achilles at June 22, 2023 02:49 PM (bzsXQ)

404 "Boy sure feels like a secret pile of Democrat money was involved right there, huh?"

Or "how would you and your daughter like to be Arkancided?"

Posted by: SDN at June 22, 2023 03:06 PM (KdP4Y)

405 “The case is sealed, and these are financial terms that should never be disclosed,” her lawyer said. He warned that leaks about details of the settlement would derail talks and end up with Hunter back in an Arkansas court on July 11.

Obama lawyers snicker at sealed settlements.

Posted by: Advo at June 22, 2023 03:31 PM (VHN21)

406 More like a horses head found in her bed.
Posted by: Achilles at June 22, 2023
*****
Be a real shame if anything happened to you, or your little girl.....

Posted by: Grateful at June 22, 2023 03:54 PM (IQ6Gq)

407 The results of not being part of the Privlaged Class(Liberal Democrats) get used to it Clinton got away with Treason and Rape

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 22, 2023 04:41 PM (wGqjj)

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