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Hunter Biden and Burisma Set Up Secret Bank Account in Bank in Malta Shut Down Due to Lax Enforcement Against... Money Laundering

But David Weiss did a thorough investigation of the three crimes Merrick Garland allowed him to investigate, so let's sweep this under the rug.


EXCLUSIVE: Banky panky! Hunter Biden gave his passport details and income statements to Burisma executives to set up ACCOUNT with a 'corrupt' foreign bank that was shut down for breaking money laundering rules

Ukrainian gas firm Burisma worked with Hunter Biden to set up an account in Malta at Satabank, emails from the First Son's laptop reveal

Satabank was shut down in 2018 after an investigation found 'gross deficiencies' in its adherence to the country's anti-laundering and terror financing laws

Emails show Hunter gave income statements, passport details and utility bills to a Burisma executive to set up an account at the now-defunct bank in 2016

By Josh Boswell For Dailymail.com

Hunter Biden and his Ukrainian gas firm employer were involved in setting up an account with a foreign bank that was shut down after a money laundering investigation.

Burisma, the allegedly corrupt Ukrainian gas firm that hired the President's son in 2014, set up an account with him in Malta at a bank that later closed following a financial crimes probe, bombshell emails show.

The revelation that the First Son and Burisma are linked to a bank accused of flouting money laundering rules, comes after claims made by a longstanding FBI informant revealed this month by lawmakers, that Burisma's owner sent $10 million to Hunter and his father using a complex web of offshore transactions.

Emails obtained from Hunter Biden's laptop show he gave income statements, passport details and even utility bills to Burisma executive Vadym Pozharskyi to set up an account at the now-defunct SataBank in Malta in 2016.


Hunter was asked to provide 'a certified declaration of source wealth', notarize them with a lawyer, and send them to the owner of an auction house in Malta.

The auctioneer, Pierre Pillow, and his company PGP Trading Limited, were charged in 2020 with laundering 'millions of euro'.

Maltese prosecutors said they were tipped off by an allegedly suspicious transaction over the sale of a disassembled oil rig involving Burisma.

...

In 2014, Zlochevsky and Burisma were the targets of a financial crime investigation by the UK's Serious Fraud Office, with help from US authorities. The case was closed without charges.

They will claim that the case being closed without charges somehow clears them -- while ignoring the fact that Zlochevsky and Burisma were paying millions to Hunter Biden and Joe Biden to influence these governments to drop charges.

...

Republican Senator Ron Johnson, who led an investigation into the Biden family with colleague Chuck Grassley for four years, said the FBI had serious questions to answer.

'No one should find this latest revelation surprising,' he told DailyMail.com.

'The Bidens knew exactly the type of people they needed to deal with - alleged money launderers like Patrick Ho, Mykola Zlochevsky, and now, allegedly, Mr. Pillow. The question now is what did the FBI know, when did they know it, and what did they do about it?'

Update on the Democrat US Attorney giving Hunter Biden no time at all for lying on his gun purchase form:

Mother of 6-year-old who shot teacher pleads guilty to using marijuana while having a firearm

By BEN FINLEY and DENISE LAVOIE AP
Monday, June 12, 2023

The mother of a 6-year-old boy who shot his teacher in Virginia pleaded guilty in federal court Monday to using marijuana while possessing a firearm, which is illegal under U.S. law.

The federal crime is facing increasing scrutiny as more states legalize the drug. But federal prosecutors in Virginia said Monday that such laws protect communities.
Deja Taylor is accused of lying about her marijuana use on a form when she bought the gun, which her son later used to shoot Abby Zwerner in her classroom in Newport News. The first-grade teacher was seriously wounded and has endured multiple surgeries.

Taylor's attorneys agreed to a negotiated plea agreement with prosecutors that calls for a sentence of 18 months to 24 months in prison. Sentencing is scheduled for Oct. 18.

Thanks to BetaCuck4Lyfe.

More Updates:

Senators are ripping the two-tiered "justice" of The Regime fronted by the demented puppet Biden.

"So Hunter Biden gets a special plea deal, slap on the wrist -- probably won't do a day of time -- while DOJ charges Trump as a spy and tries to put him in prison forever," Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) tweeted Tuesday morning. "Two standards of 'justice.'"

Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH), who announced last week he would put a hold on all DOJ nominees in protest of what he called the "unprecedented political prosecution" of Trump, lambasted the Biden deal as evidence of the politicization of the department.

"Any other American would have the book thrown at them," Vance wrote on Twitter. "The president's son gets a slap on the wrist. This is exhibit 1,402 for why I'm holding Biden's DOJ nominees. We have a two-tiered justice system in our country. It's a disgrace."

"A slap on the wrist for Hunter Biden while 'The Big Guy' continues to hunt down his top political opponent," Sen. Rick Scott (R-FL) said of the plea agreement, making similar reference to the federal Trump indictment. "This doesn't show equal justice. It's a mockery of our legal system by a family that has no respect for our laws."

Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI), who led a Senate investigation into the Biden family business dealings, tweeted: "A sham investigation within our multi-tiered justice system produces the predictable result: Hunter gets off with a light slap on the wrist, and the public will not learn the truth. When POTUS lied and said Hunter 'has done nothing wrong,' what he really meant to say was: 'Hunter will never be held accountable for his actions.'"

"Today's announcement that Hunter will plead guilty to low-level charges will further reduce confidence in federal law enforcement," he added.

Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) vowed action from her side of the aisle on the matter, saying in a statement: "It's no coincidence that less than a week after President Trump is arraigned, Hunter Biden is pleading guilty to a sweetheart deal with no jail time. The DOJ is going for the low-hanging fruit by charging Hunter Biden with a gun felony and two tax misdemeanors, after years of slow walking their investigation."


The feds schedule a quickie trial for Trump in mid-August over charges which basically consist of keeping your library books beyond the due date.

No sweetheart plea deals for Joe Biden's and Merrick Garland's political enemies!

Brett L. Tolman
@tolmanbrett

DOJ is violating its own internal policies on this case. The Ashcroft Memo requires they charge the "highest provable offense" and seek consistent sentences with other cases brought by DOJ. This prosecution is an absolute laughable joke. Thousands have been sent to prison for long terms for the same charges.

Posted by: Ace at 02:40 PM




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1 strangely not mentioned is his tax evasion plea.

Posted by: henry at June 20, 2023 02:40 PM (JMDly)

2 54fw2

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 20, 2023 02:40 PM (3G7XW)

3 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 02:40 PM (P63V5)

4
Damn. Read the comments.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 20, 2023 02:40 PM (3G7XW)

5 It's fine for connected people to do this.

It's official.

Just like it's fine to set up unsecured email servers in your bathroom that carry classified information.

Surely, there won't be some kind of double standard applied, will there?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 02:40 PM (LvTSG)

6
*content

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 20, 2023 02:40 PM (3G7XW)

7 Ooh. Senators are "ripping." Let's listen in!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 02:40 PM (guGkK)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

9 I saw Secret Bank in Malta open for Toad the Wet Sprocket in '92

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 20, 2023 02:41 PM (flINI)

10 I'm shocked, SHOCKED!...

Well, not that shocked.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 20, 2023 02:41 PM (N1DT3)

11 The Biden family theme song:

https://youtu.be/-rdmG0k8S8k

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

12 If you want to know what is happening in the US, you have to go to the foreign press.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2023 02:42 PM (aD39U)

13 Thousands have been sent to prison for long terms for the same charges.

But they weren't connected.

*cackle*

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 20, 2023 02:42 PM (guGkK)

14 Hunter stole the Maltese Falcon?

Posted by: henry at June 20, 2023 02:42 PM (JMDly)

15 It's amazing that news deserving of a flaming skull no longer gets a flaming skull...

...because it's completely expected.

Nice Republic we had there, shame something happened to it.

Posted by: sharksauce at June 20, 2023 02:42 PM (l6DYb)

16 Trump must be IMPEACHED again!

Posted by: Modern Day Cato at June 20, 2023 02:42 PM (krQz2)

17 Satabank was shut down in 2018 after an investigation found 'gross deficiencies' in its adherence to the country's anti-laundering and terror financing laws

Emails show Hunter gave income statements, passport details and utility bills to a Burisma executive to set up an account at the now-defunct bank in 2016

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It's a big 'ole international corruption supermarket.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 02:42 PM (DU+/6)

18 Oh yay!

We are going to get more foot stomping and harshly worded letters and maybe even a curse word or two out of the GOPe!

I won't hold my breath for anything to happen.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 20, 2023 02:42 PM (UodRc)

19 That Hunter seems to have a lot on his plate and must be a financial genius for folks to be giving him lots and lots of money.

Poor guy, wonder if I can lend him a hand.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 20, 2023 02:42 PM (HiuPw)

20 The My Pillow guy is implicated?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 20, 2023 02:43 PM (unNJ9)

21 The only thing Senators are "ripping" is a fart after lunch.

Perhaps, a shart.

But that's about the extent of it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 20, 2023 02:43 PM (Q4IgG)

22 >>Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) tweeted Tuesday morning. "Two standards of 'justice.'"

Yes Senator, there are two standards of Justice, Welcome to the party pal, the real question is, what are you going to do about it besides tweet?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 20, 2023 02:43 PM (rc3Z7)

23 Senators are ripping the two-tiered "justice" of The Regime fronted by the demented puppet Biden.

OOOO!!! Some more failure theatre!

Maybe they'll have a HEARING about it! What joy!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 20, 2023 02:43 PM (N1DT3)

24 And yet FJB's open contempt and mockery of the law is just a smidgen of contempt and mockery he himself deserves...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 20, 2023 02:43 PM (YIVH2)

25 meaningless, and a distraction; LOL and be about the day's work

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 20, 2023 02:43 PM (dwh5k)

26 No one is above the law.

Unless you're someone above the law.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

27 Emails show Hunter gave income statements, passport details and utility bills to a Burisma executive to set up an account at the now-defunct bank in 2016.
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Which itself is hinky as hell. Even if the bank wasn't known to be a laundromat, this is weird. Why not just set up the bank account yourself? If not yourself, why not your lawyer? Why have a foreign enterprise do it "on your behalf?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 02:43 PM (DU+/6)

28 Fun fact: The Maltese language is the only form of Arabic written in the Latin Alphabet.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 02:44 PM (znF4D)

29 Hunter Biden, The Maltese False-one

Posted by: Archer at June 20, 2023 02:44 PM (zlq/m)

30 Normally I would say something like - if only there were something the House, which is theoretically in Republican hands, could do to rein in the lawlessness in the Executive - but I doubt that they'd shut down even if the Congress unanimously refused to fund anything.

I think we've gotten to the stage where the only people unaware that the Congress is defunct is members of Congress.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 20, 2023 02:44 PM (we8o1)

31 'The Bidens knew exactly the type of people they needed to deal with - alleged money launderers like Patrick Ho, Mykola Zlochevsky, and now, allegedly, Mr. Pillow. The question now is what did the FBI know, when did they know it, and what did they do about it?'
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1. Yes, they knew.
2. They knew a long time ago.
3. They helped cover it up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 02:44 PM (DU+/6)

32 WINGMAN, bitches.

Posted by: Eric Holder at June 20, 2023 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

33 Let me know when all the "ripping" Senators are done whining like chickenshit pussy assholes and are ready to, you know, get off their fat lazy asses and actually do something

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 20, 2023 02:45 PM (iFTx/)

34 It's good to be Prince!

"God save the Queen, phat!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 20, 2023 02:45 PM (Ce/f8)

35 Why have a foreign enterprise do it "on your behalf?"
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too stoned / getting peed on by hookers to handle it?

Posted by: henry at June 20, 2023 02:45 PM (JMDly)

36
'No one should find this latest revelation surprising,' he told DailyMail.com.

===========

Indeed. The only thing I find surprising is that a corrupt bank holding Biden Bucks was actually shut down.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 20, 2023 02:45 PM (3G7XW)

37 "Mr. Pillow?" Sounds like someone previously acquainted with Justice Scalia.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 20, 2023 02:46 PM (KoOj0)

38 forget it, hunter was a crack head, didn't realize what he was doing, no intent. as a certain (sort of) hot little pop star put it, thank you, next.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 20, 2023 02:46 PM (B1FKF)

39 You know, I am almost pining for a spirited Trump v Desantis thread.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2023 02:46 PM (zZu0s)

40 23 Senators are ripping the two-tiered "justice" of The Regime fronted by the demented puppet Biden.

OOOO!!! Some more failure theatre!

Maybe they'll have a HEARING about it! What joy!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 20, 2023 02:43 PM (N1DT3)

========

Attacking the purveyors of that two-tiered justice system by using the power of the purse is not the hill to die on, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)

41 This would be a good time for Hunter to rob a bank.

Posted by: ZOD at June 20, 2023 02:47 PM (4d+cI)

42 Cue the outrageously outraged GOP who tweet with ferocity over this outrageously outrageous two-tiered justice system!!

Now back to having lunch with my sweet, sweet corporate donors.

oooh...edamame!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 02:47 PM (5xURv)

43 Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH), who announced last week he would put a hold on all DOJ nominees in protest of what he called the "unprecedented political prosecution" of Trump, lambasted the Biden deal as evidence of the politicization of the department.
++++
And he voted against the debt limit increase, so at least he's pretending well if nothing else.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 02:47 PM (DU+/6)

44 30 Normally I would say something like - if only there were something the House, which is theoretically in Republican hands, could do to rein in the lawlessness in the Executive - but I doubt that they'd shut down even if the Congress unanimously refused to fund anything.

I think we've gotten to the stage where the only people unaware that the Congress is defunct is members of Congress.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 20, 2023 02:44 PM (we8o1)

=======

Could, they COULD do a lot.

Will, they will do little.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 02:47 PM (LvTSG)

45 I want to know what JiggleTits McGee has to say about this.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2023 02:48 PM (aD39U)

46
Hunter stole the Maltese Falcon?
Posted by: henry


The stuff that nightmares are made of.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2023 02:48 PM (63Dwl)

47 Serous question.

Does Hunter have Secret Service protection?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

48 "A slap on the wrist for Hunter Biden while 'The Big Guy' continues to hunt down his top political opponent," Sen. Rick Scott (R-FL) said of the plea agreement, making similar reference to the federal Trump indictment. "This doesn't show equal justice. It's a mockery of our legal system by a family that has no respect for our laws."
++++
He voted no on funding, too. So did Blackburn. At least they're consistent in this particular act in the grand theatrics.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 02:48 PM (DU+/6)

49 Or as my pops says, If You Gave A Fuck, You'd Fucking Do Something.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 02:48 PM (5xURv)

50 Note also that Weiss says he is keeping the investigation "open."

Meaning, he can stonewall Congress to prevent them from subpoenaing him or his staff. Not turn over any documents. And run out the clock on all his other crimes.

But we are the dangerous partisans undermining the Sacred Rule of Law because we dare suggest the prosecution of Trump is political.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 20, 2023 02:48 PM (ISi6R)

51 43 Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH), who announced last week he would put a hold on all DOJ nominees in protest of what he called the "unprecedented political prosecution" of Trump, lambasted the Biden deal as evidence of the politicization of the department.
++++
And he voted against the debt limit increase, so at least he's pretending well if nothing else.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 02:47 PM (DU+/6)

=========

He's gonna be our new Ron Paul, maybe, and I'm not opposed to it. Maybe he and Rand Paul can start some sort of duet thing. You know, like Simon and Garfunkel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 02:48 PM (LvTSG)

52
Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) ... "Two standards of 'justice.'"

Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH) ... "unprecedented political prosecution"

Sen. Rick Scott (R-FL) ... "This doesn't show equal justice. It's a mockery of our legal system"

Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) ... "A sham investigation within our multi-tiered justice system"

This posturing was ridiculous years ago. I don't even know what to call it now. And I know a lot of words. Is there a word for "ridiculous X 10, with extra cringe and a side of shame?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 02:49 PM (oINRc)

53 Will, they will do little.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Little? I've got my money on nothing.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 20, 2023 02:49 PM (/29pe)

54 37 Tiberius Caesar was the original Mr. Pillow.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 02:49 PM (znF4D)

55
Biden’s remark was directed at someone in the audience.


In what might have explained Biden's remarks, he broke out in a little jig backstage while singing,
Queen, Queen Caroline
Washed her hair in turpentine
Turpentine made it shine
Queen, Queen Caroline!


Upon consulting with one another, Biden's staff agreed that only would make matters worse.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote Fen Early and Often(er)! at June 20, 2023 02:49 PM (pNxlR)

56 They will claim that the case being closed without charges somehow clears them -- while ignoring the fact that Zlochevsky and Burisma were paying millions to Hunter Biden and Joe Biden to influence these governments to drop charges.
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It's like the ball-and-cup gambling game, except the cups are clear and everyone pretends that they're opaque so when it comes up empty they just say, "aww shucks! Lost again!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 02:49 PM (DU+/6)

57 The closest word to pillow I see in it's etymology is thw Dutcb word "peluw". That name Pierre Pillow just sounds so made up, like an alias.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 20, 2023 02:49 PM (KoOj0)

58 I am so tired of this shit. The DOJ is a tyrannical bad joke.

Posted by: Ashley Babbit was murdered at June 20, 2023 02:49 PM (9a24s)

59 Senators are ripping the two-tiered "justice" of The Regime fronted by the demented puppet Biden.

They really do think that if they bloviate loudly enough - and nothing else - it will fool the rubes into voting them back into office come 'election' time.

Sadly, they are right.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 20, 2023 02:50 PM (AW0uW)

60 Catherine Herridge
@CBS_Herridge

Statement fron Weiss on Hunter Biden plea agreement. NOTE paragraph 5. “David C. Weiss, U.S. Attorney for the District of Delaware, made the announcement. The investigation is ongoing.”

Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2023 02:50 PM (RHGPo)

61 Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) ... "Two standards of 'justice.'"

Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH) ... "unprecedented political prosecution"

Sen. Rick Scott (R-FL) ... "This doesn't show equal justice. It's a mockery of our legal system"

Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) ... "A sham investigation within our multi-tiered justice system"



Harrumph! Harrumph!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 02:50 PM (guGkK)

62 @tolmanbrett
DOJ is violating its own internal policies on this case. The Ashcroft Memo requires they charge the "highest provable offense" and seek consistent sentences with other cases brought by DOJ. This prosecution is an absolute laughable joke. Thousands have been sent to prison for long terms for the same charges.

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LOL.

He's saying this like it matters. Good grief.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 02:50 PM (DU+/6)

63 This posturing was ridiculous years ago. I don't even know what to call it now. And I know a lot of words. Is there a word for "ridiculous X 10, with extra cringe and a side of shame?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 02:49 PM (oINRc

Hey, come on. I have to write an episode ever damn day!

Posted by: Failure PlayWrite at June 20, 2023 02:50 PM (5xURv)

64 Foghorn Leghorn is in Congress, right?

Posted by: Archer at June 20, 2023 02:50 PM (zlq/m)

65 53 Will, they will do little.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Little? I've got my money on nothing.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 20, 2023 02:49 PM (/29pe)

========

Yelling at unfireable bureaucrats is something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 02:50 PM (LvTSG)

66 Joe is the guy the party picked. They could've cheated their way into anyone else, but they picked Joe.

Joe and all of his mental defectiveness, with his trash-whore wife and trash-bag kids.

Don't tell me that these people don't have a sense of humor.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 20, 2023 02:50 PM (KbCG3)

67 This posturing was ridiculous years ago. I don't even know what to call it now. And I know a lot of words. Is there a word for "ridiculous X 10, with extra cringe and a side of shame?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 02:49 PM (oINRc)
++++
"Ludicrous" comes close.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 02:51 PM (DU+/6)

68
Does Hunter have Secret Service protection?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


Dude's got the nuclear codes -- what do you think?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote Fen Early and Often(er)! at June 20, 2023 02:51 PM (pNxlR)

69 I saw Banky Panky open for Three 6 Mafia at Mud Island Amphitheater in '94.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 20, 2023 02:51 PM (Ce/f8)

70 Because I read all these pronouncements from the GOPe in the voice of Foghorn Leghorn.

Posted by: Archer at June 20, 2023 02:51 PM (zlq/m)

71 This posturing was ridiculous years ago. I don't even know what to call it now. And I know a lot of words. Is there a word for "ridiculous X 10, with extra cringe and a side of shame?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 02:49 PM (oINRc)

I believe they call that the Full Biden, hold the shame.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 20, 2023 02:51 PM (KbCG3)

72 How about this Senator, put a hold on every appointment, not just the Dogshit Office Justice. You should have been doing that since day one when the freaks started showing up at hearings.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 20, 2023 02:51 PM (8vzCZ)

73 Garland smirks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 20, 2023 02:51 PM (guGkK)

74 Pierre Pillow does sound a male pron actor’s name.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 02:51 PM (znF4D)

75 Told by an idiot, Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

- Bill Shakespeare

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 02:51 PM (5xURv)

76 "Banky Panky".... Snort.. " My Baby Does the Banky Panky"....

Posted by: tubal at June 20, 2023 02:51 PM (j+to0)

77 "Please, Joe. You and your son must stop this. Or we'll have to ask you to stop, again."


- - - United States Congress

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

78 Even the WSJ is disgusted.

What did the shady foreign oligarchs who sent millions of dollars to various Biden-related entities get in return for all that cash? Voters are still waiting for the answer as a key player (Hunter) in various Biden family enrichment schemes appears to have received a plea deal from the Biden administration.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 20, 2023 02:51 PM (w2rH2)

79
Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) tweeted Tuesday morning. "Two standards of 'justice.'"

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I wish Josh Hawley would cite the story ace did about the Marijuana Mom who's facing 18 to 24 months for the same crime as Hunter. Bring this down to ground level. It's not just a game of rich people committing high-level crimes that the poor can't commit, like violating the FCPA or (supposedly) absconding with classified materials.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 20, 2023 02:52 PM (3G7XW)

80 Pierre Pillow does sound a male pron actor’s name.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 02:51 PM (znF4D)



I'm on it.

Posted by: David Hogg at June 20, 2023 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

81 So, if you were captaining a sub almost three miles underwater, wouldn't you have left behind specific waypoints and time-checks? Wouldn't doing so have made finding you in the event of trouble vastly more likely?

Posted by: ZOD at June 20, 2023 02:52 PM (4d+cI)

82 67 "Ludicrous" comes close.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 02:51 PM (DU+/6)

=======

They've gone to plaid!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

83 67 This posturing was ridiculous years ago. I don't even know what to call it now. And I know a lot of words. Is there a word for "ridiculous X 10, with extra cringe and a side of shame?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 02:49 PM (oINRc)
++++
"Ludicrous" comes close.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 02:51 PM (DU+/6)


They've gone Plaid!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 02:52 PM (5xURv)

84 Heh. Hordemind

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 02:52 PM (5xURv)

85 67 This posturing was ridiculous years ago. I don't even know what to call it now. And I know a lot of words. Is there a word for "ridiculous X 10, with extra cringe and a side of shame?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 02:49 PM (oINRc)
++++
"Ludicrous" comes close.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 02:51 PM (DU+/6)
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In Spaceballs beyond Ludicrous was Plaid.

Posted by: Ciampino - I really hate germs ... They make me sick. at June 20, 2023 02:52 PM (qfLjt)

86 Yes Senator, there are two standards of Justice, Welcome to the party pal, the real question is, what are you going to do about it besides tweet?

Exactly. He/they will do nothing, aside from bloviation. Gaslighting to the max.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 20, 2023 02:52 PM (Xrfse)

87 Fuck those illegitimate evil uniparty ruling junta clowns.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Don't Kill at June 20, 2023 02:53 PM (0q+t6)

88 So Daddy's employee, his head lawyer, cut a plea deal with Hunter with no punishment and no sunlight.

And the junta thinks that will fly.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 20, 2023 02:53 PM (w2rH2)

89 Laws are for little people

Posted by: Your Garbage Elite at June 20, 2023 02:53 PM (flINI)

90 78 Even the WSJ is disgusted.

What did the shady foreign oligarchs who sent millions of dollars to various Biden-related entities get in return for all that cash? Voters are still waiting for the answer as a key player (Hunter) in various Biden family enrichment schemes appears to have received a plea deal from the Biden administration.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 20, 2023 02:51 PM (w2rH2)

========

There's only one way to find out:

Ruthless cleaning up of elections that leads to a Republican victory followed by a bulldog of an AG that Mitch McConnell finds repugnant.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

91 79 Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) tweeted Tuesday morning. "Two standards of 'justice.'"

Correct.





Resume your toil.

Posted by: ZOD at June 20, 2023 02:53 PM (4d+cI)

92 Thousands have been sent to prison for long terms for the same charges.

..

Rs should file a bill TODAY called the Hunter Biden Sentencing Act.

Require the immediate release of all prisoners held on similar charges.

Dare Biden to veto.

Or are we just doing Sick Twitter Burns?

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at June 20, 2023 02:53 PM (LKgYX)

93 91 Resume your toil.
Posted by: ZOD at June 20, 2023 02:53 PM (4d+cI)

=======

With ChatGPT, my books can now write themselves!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

94 Time For A Divorce: "Biden’s approval rating among Democrats in a Quinnipiac University poll released last week was 84%. "

Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 20, 2023 02:54 PM (TGPs7)

95 Heh. Hordemind
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 02:52 PM (5xURv)



This is about.......Oh. I thought you said WHORE mind......

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 20, 2023 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

96 The revelation that the First Son and Burisma are linked to a bank accused of flouting money laundering rules, comes after claims made by a longstanding FBI informant revealed this month by lawmakers, that Burisma's owner sent $10 million to Hunter and his father using a complex web of offshore transactions.

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"Where's the money, phat?!?!?!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 20, 2023 02:54 PM (Ce/f8)

97 The only thing that's going to break the Biden administration and corrupt bureaucracy is an international disaster. The DOJ and FBI are hopelessly corrupt and the propaganda ministries cover for the whole mess. Forty percent of the population would vote Dem and believe all the bs no matter what.
However if something breaks outside the US they can control it. The thing that might do it is if Russia suddenly overwhelms Ukraine. The Ukes are running out of men and their little probing offense is being squashed. The Russians are massing troops in the Luhansk area and if it breaks open Zelensky could run and all of the elites misdeeds could be laid bare. A guy can hope

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 20, 2023 02:54 PM (W1/AW)

98 Yes, he's like King Theoden while controlled by Saruman, with Wormtongue telling him what to sign and in what direction to walk to the podium.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 20, 2023 02:54 PM (KoOj0)

99 I wish Josh Hawley would cite the story ace did about the Marijuana Mom who's facing 18 to 24 months for the same crime as Hunter. Bring this down to ground level. It's not just a game of rich people committing high-level crimes that the poor can't commit, like violating the FCPA or (supposedly) absconding with classified materials.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 20, 2023 02:52 PM (3G7XW)
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and that was only on ONE charge

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 20, 2023 02:54 PM (w2rH2)

100 Recall, Biden's tax return was only his personal return.

He didn't release the business return. The one that showed what kind of business makes you $10 million in 4 years.

You know, the same return the courts ordered Trump to release to NY.

Good thing none of the Biden business touched in any way a single red state.
Cause you know those rock-ribbed, super-conservative, "rule of law" Attorney Generals just wish there was some way, some precedent to obtain those tax filings ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 20, 2023 02:54 PM (ISi6R)

101 Poll time. If this thread makes you mad, are you be willing to:


[ ] Donate time/labor to a good organization
[ ] Donate money
[ ] Read blogs harder
[ ] No vote, just show results and bobs

Posted by: Not a fed at June 20, 2023 02:54 PM (m9Acq)

102 92 Rs should file a bill TODAY called the Hunter Biden Sentencing Act.

Require the immediate release of all prisoners held on similar charges.

Dare Biden to veto.

Or are we just doing Sick Twitter Burns?
Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at June 20, 2023 02:53 PM (LKgYX)

========

Or...zero out the DOJ's budget in a House bill, and then go fishing for the next 15 months?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 02:54 PM (LvTSG)

103 Speaking of Joe.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 20, 2023 02:54 PM (KoOj0)

104 Twitter outrage is like trying to execute a prisoner with a marshmallow gun.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 02:54 PM (5xURv)

105 Ruthless cleaning up of elections that leads to a Republican victory followed by a bulldog of an AG that Mitch McConnell finds repugnant.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

Bulldog. rePUGnant.

I see what you did there, you hound.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 20, 2023 02:54 PM (KbCG3)

106 Satabank was shut down in 2018 after an investigation found 'gross deficiencies' in its adherence to the country's anti-laundering and terror financing laws

Emails show Hunter gave income statements, passport details and utility bills to a Burisma executive to set up an account at the now-defunct bank in 2016
++++
It's a big 'ole international corruption supermarket.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 02:42 PM (DU+/6)

Funny how a drug addled crackhead had the inside track on what the most corrupt bank in Europe was.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 20, 2023 02:55 PM (eoQWY)

107 The Biden family is a virus.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 20, 2023 02:55 PM (VdGjU)

108 Did I mention that Putin is about to use nukes?

Expect a nuclear detonation in Ukraine any minute now...

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at June 20, 2023 02:55 PM (2tUFv)

109 Thousands have been sent to prison for long terms for the same charges.

--------

Or even worse charges like parading at the Capitol.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 20, 2023 02:55 PM (Ce/f8)

110 Yeah, the idea that law enforcement isn't exactly busting its ass to stop money laundering does not surprise me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 02:55 PM (0hOvj)

111 a bulldog of an AG that Mitch McConnell finds repugnant.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 02:53 PM (LvTSG)
=====================
A fine standard by which to judge future nominees.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 20, 2023 02:56 PM (w2rH2)

112 Time For A Divorce: "Biden’s approval rating among Democrats in a Quinnipiac University poll released last week was 84%. "
Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 20, 2023 02:54 PM (TGPs7)


I'm guessing that Joe will carry Connecticut then.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2023 02:56 PM (aD39U)

113 The closest word to pillow I see in it's etymology is thw Dutcb word "peluw". That name Pierre Pillow just sounds so made up, like an alias.

====

Like an alias Romney would assume, now that Delecto is burned.

Posted by: henry at June 20, 2023 02:56 PM (JMDly)

114 This posturing was ridiculous years ago. I don't even know what to call it now. And I know a lot of words. Is there a word for "ridiculous X 10, with extra cringe and a side of shame?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 02:49 PM (oINRc)
++++
"Ludicrous" comes close.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 02:51 PM (DU+/6)

Pathetic.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 20, 2023 02:56 PM (eoQWY)

115 Good thing we got the FIB its funding and it’s new spy palace before this thing hit. Amirite?

Posted by: Kevin Luntz McCarthy at June 20, 2023 02:57 PM (ExFoQ)

116 Gotta give credit where credit is due. These SOBs never even blink, they just keep pushing the limits, harder and harder.

Like Lenin said, "Probe with the bayonet until you find steel. Then withdraw."

The merry band of Bidens and enablers and handlers ain't found a lot of steel yet, I guess.

Posted by: RM at June 20, 2023 02:57 PM (0eYOS)

117 Something related is that must if not most of the United States' economic success had been predicated on the rule of law, opaque markets, even-handedly applied banking regulations and so forth. Many of these perceptions have been wildly misplaced for a long time but as more people realize how utterly corrupt the United States undeniably is, investment and capital will flow out of it. And to be blunt, the most self-inflicted wound imaginable was the seizure of Russian assets at the outset of the Ukraine War. The dollar remains the reserve currency but that is going away, too, along with a willingness to buy T-bills. A relatively small thing that opened a lot of foreign eyes was when the FBI "investigated" kids who brilliantly maneuvered to acquire Gamestop shares when a plan was afoot to short the stock.

The American economy will not come back in any comparable way after the next major recession.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 20, 2023 02:57 PM (KSNKu)

118 I wonder if the Aug 14th trial date for Trump is to force the DoJ to move in a timely manner instead of dragging their feet and hoping to have a trial closer to the real convention season and election.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2023 02:57 PM (mTo4e)

119 If I'm ever in trouble with the law, I do not want special treatment. Just treat me like you would Hunter Biden.

Posted by: 496 at June 20, 2023 02:57 PM (ECVYk)

120 What kind of blow-up are they expecting later this week that they did this now?

What is coming that they know will overshadowed this?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 20, 2023 02:57 PM (ISi6R)

121 114 This posturing was ridiculous years ago. I don't even know what to call it now. And I know a lot of words. Is there a word for "ridiculous X 10, with extra cringe and a side of shame?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 02:49 PM (oINRc)
++++
"Ludicrous" comes close.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 02:51 PM (DU+/6)

Pathetic.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 20, 2023 02:56 PM (eoQWY)

Now.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 20, 2023 02:58 PM (KSNKu)

122 I wanna see Overall Girl’s pillows some more.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 02:58 PM (znF4D)

123 What is coming that they know will overshadowed this?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 20, 2023 02:57 PM (ISi6R)

The Special Councils second indictment for Jan 6th ?

Posted by: Marilyn at June 20, 2023 02:58 PM (bs+z0)

124 'The Bidens knew exactly the type of people they needed to deal with - alleged money launderers like Patrick Ho, Mykola Zlochevsky, and now, allegedly, Mr. Pillow."

--------

Mike Lindell?

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 20, 2023 02:59 PM (vjUoM)

125 What kind of blow-up?

Photos of Hunter Biden with a blow-up doll of Jill found on laptop?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2023 02:59 PM (mTo4e)

126 55
Upon consulting with one another, Biden's staff agreed that only would make matters worse.
----
Intriguing sentence. Almost seems ok but then I think something's missing.....!

Posted by: Ciampino - I really hate germs ... They make me sick. at June 20, 2023 02:59 PM (qfLjt)

127 ++++
"Ludicrous" comes close.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 02:51 PM (DU+/6)



You asked for it......


https://youtu.be/3oIbztWsY8g

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

128 Mike Pence on Christian love.

Luke Macias
@lukemaciastx
Um..... According to @Mike_Pence the way a Christian "loves their neighbor" if they are an adult is to legally protect their right to sex change surgeries?
This is gross. This is ugly. This is wrong.

-
Maybe it's a if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out,
and cast it from thee thing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 20, 2023 03:00 PM (FVME7)

129 122 I wanna see Overall Girl’s pillows some more.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 02:58 PM (znF4D)

They were.... Mesmerizing...

Posted by: tubal at June 20, 2023 03:00 PM (j+to0)

130 It's not like anyone didn't know this was exactly what was going to happen.

Which makes the huffing and puffing by the GOP even more pathetic.

What are you going to do? Not say, do?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 20, 2023 03:00 PM (ISi6R)

131 Pierre Pillow? I missed that in the content. Any relation to Pierre Delecto? I'd not be surprised.

In hindsight the LIVs that re-elected the dog eater made better choices than me voting for swarmy, D masquerading as an R, Mittens and lying Ryan, thinking "RINO, but maybe the people can hold their feet to the fire to do the right thing"

Posted by: PaleRider at June 20, 2023 03:00 PM (3cGpq)

132 I wanna see Overall Girl’s pillows some more.

She seems bouncy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 03:00 PM (0hOvj)

133 >>> 39 You know, I am almost pining for a spirited Trump v Desantis thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2023 02:46 PM (zZu0s)

Who still thinks a new President can fix this shit?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 20, 2023 03:00 PM (llON8)

134 new DNC motto: "Privilege, turns out sometimes we don't mind it quite so much."

Posted by: 29Victor at June 20, 2023 03:01 PM (M+gBW)

135 Wake me when the porch puppies grow a pair.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 20, 2023 03:01 PM (pohLc)

136 Is there a word for "ridiculous X 10, with extra cringe and a side of shame?"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 20, 2023 02:49 PM

Probably, in German. But it would bust the margins here.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 20, 2023 03:01 PM (kjOVp)

137
Luke Macias
@lukemaciastx
Um..... According to @Mike_Pence the way a Christian "loves their neighbor" if they are an adult is to legally protect their right to sex change surgeries?
This is gross. This is ugly. This is wrong.



Love thy neighbor by celebrating blasphemy. THAT will get you SO CLOSE to GOD, it's BREATHTAKING........

Yeah, no.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

138 128 Mike Pence on Christian love.

Luke Macias
@lukemaciastx
Um..... According to @Mike_Pence the way a Christian "loves their neighbor" if they are an adult is to legally protect their right to sex change surgeries?
This is gross. This is ugly. This is wrong.

-
Maybe it's a if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out,
and cast it from thee thing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 20, 2023 03:00 PM (FVME7)

========

The better question is: What legal dangers are there for adults who choose to cut off their dicks and get breast implants? Why is he talking about this? Why is he trying to create a wedge issue on the right? Who is he trying to appeal to?

Okay, that was, like, four questions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

139 Power does what it wants. It's a big club and you ain't in it.

Posted by: The late great George Carlin at June 20, 2023 03:01 PM (AJ2DX)

140 Interlocking cabals of self-interested parties?

And you thought it had ended with the Great War tearing down the edifices of Old Europe...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2023 03:02 PM (mTo4e)

141 133 >>> 39 You know, I am almost pining for a spirited Trump v Desantis thread.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 20, 2023 02:46 PM (zZu0s)

Who still thinks a new President can fix this shit?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 20, 2023 03:00 PM (llON

=========

Is the new president a president in name only and grew up with an Oliver Cromwell poster over his bed?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 03:02 PM (LvTSG)

142 Luke Macias
@lukemaciastx
Um..... According to @Mike_Pence the way a Christian "loves their neighbor" if they are an adult is to legally protect their right to sex change surgeries?
This is gross. This is ugly. This is wrong.

I don't care if an Adult wants to cut off their junk... It's the Kids I care about

Posted by: Marilyn at June 20, 2023 03:02 PM (bs+z0)

143 I wanna see Overall Girl’s pillows some more.

She seems bouncy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 03:00 PM (0hOvj)



Ya figure she knows she's a meme yet?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

144 Is Mike Pence running to make Trump look more conservative by comparison?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 20, 2023 03:03 PM (ISi6R)

145 We will have to examine all the details of this agreement between the Justice Department and young Mr. Biden but I think its worth remembering that Navy veterans sometimes have terrible stress to deal with and can act out in unexpected ways. A little mercy can be a good thing.

I especially applaud the fact that, so far, my own son's involvement has not been exposed. Well done, DOJ.

Posted by: Senator Boneless Pork Rectum (I-UT) at June 20, 2023 03:03 PM (Z7kXD)

146 Mike Pence is making !Jeb Bush seem Presidential

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2023 03:03 PM (mTo4e)

147 Luke Macias
@lukemaciastx
Um..... According to @Mike_Pence the way a Christian "loves their neighbor" if they are an adult is to legally protect their right to sex change surgeries?
This is gross. This is ugly. This is wrong.


Love thy neighbor by celebrating blasphemy. THAT will get you SO CLOSE to GOD, it's BREATHTAKING........

Yeah, no.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

He tossed aside the loyalty part of his character, now he's tossing aside the Christian part.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 20, 2023 03:03 PM (eoQWY)

148 Posted by: Marilyn at June 20, 2023 03:02 PM (bs+z0)

Off Damned sock

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2023 03:03 PM (bs+z0)

149 Mike Pence is making !Jeb Bush seem Presidential
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2023 03:03 PM (mTo4e)

Please clap!

Posted by: Jeb!, Inbred And Loving It at June 20, 2023 03:03 PM (HiuPw)

150 Probably, in German. But it would bust the margins here.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 20, 2023 03:01 PM (kjOVp)
++++
Uberextremlacherlich

Apologies to any actual Germans. That's basically noise and I am sure follows no rules.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 03:04 PM (DU+/6)

151 Let's play "What to Hunter Biden and Al Capone have in common"

I'll start: Syphilis

Posted by: John Blutarsky at June 20, 2023 03:04 PM (2znMt)

152 Mike Pence is making !Jeb Bush seem Presidential
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2023 03:03 PM (mTo4e)



Please crap!

Posted by: Constipated Jeb at June 20, 2023 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

153 I wonder if the Titan submersible will show up on future scans like dead climbers on Everest.

https://bityl.co/JNQ0

Titanic: First ever full-sized scans reveal wreck as never seen before

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2023 03:04 PM (aD39U)

154 Its hard to understand, but somehow Mike Pence is managing to lower his worth in my eyes even more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 03:04 PM (0hOvj)

155 I wish Mike Pence would transition into a man.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 20, 2023 03:04 PM (pohLc)

156 Who is he trying to appeal to?

Pence apparently thinks there are enough David Frenches to lock up the nomination for him. As usual, Pence continues to show the shewd political instincts that landed him the vice presidency.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 20, 2023 03:04 PM (ppBhU)

157 I-UT - Intrauterine Turd?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2023 03:04 PM (mTo4e)

158 Who still thinks a new President can fix this shit?

Count me out.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 20, 2023 03:04 PM (Xrfse)

159 Inside the submarine, the string quartet is playing Nearer My God to Thee.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at June 20, 2023 03:04 PM (44ww/)

160 alexandriabrown Retweeted
Flappr @flapprdotnet · 4h
Reminder: The only person fighting to hold Hunter Biden accountable for his actions is this smoking MILF from Arkansas.
https://tinyurl.com/23pyxwrf

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 20, 2023 03:04 PM (Vwz3I)

161 He tossed aside the loyalty part of his character, now he's tossing aside the Christian part.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 20, 2023 03:03 PM (eoQWY)

Next he'll be tossing salad

Posted by: IYKWIM at June 20, 2023 03:04 PM (AJ2DX)

162 >>> 155 I wish Mike Pence would transition into a man.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 20, 2023 03:04 PM (pohLc)

This should win at least 10% of the internets today.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 20, 2023 03:05 PM (llON8)

163 I bet y'all support Proscriptions now, amiright?!

Posted by: Sulla For President at June 20, 2023 03:05 PM (Z7kXD)

164
He tossed aside the loyalty part of his character, now he's tossing aside the Christian part.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 20, 2023 03:03 PM (eoQWY)



Next thing you know, he'll be pushing abortion.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

165 Just got notification of new TuCa tweet.

Posted by: WisRich at June 20, 2023 03:05 PM (G0vdT)

166 >>> 164
He tossed aside the loyalty part of his character, now he's tossing aside the Christian part.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 20, 2023 03:03 PM (eoQWY)


Next thing you know, he'll be pushing abortion.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

"Who am I to judge?" -- Mike P, channeling FakePope Frankie

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 20, 2023 03:06 PM (llON8)

167 156 Who is he trying to appeal to?

Pence apparently thinks there are enough David Frenches to lock up the nomination for him. As usual, Pence continues to show the shewd political instincts that landed him the vice presidency.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 20, 2023 03:04 PM (ppBhU)

========

Probably just donors. He's probably figured he would raise nine figures easily as the former VP in a Republican primary, especially against Trump, but he's running around Nikki Haley levels. I actually read it more along the lines of a desperation attempt for GOPe donors, like his donations are much lower than expected.

I suspect a lot of establishment money isn't being pledged because all of the anti-Trumps are either DeSantis, who is a culture warrior which they hate, or fucking jokes like Pence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 03:06 PM (LvTSG)

168 No Justice no peace!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 20, 2023 03:06 PM (ifdZa)

169 Inside the submarine, the string quartet is playing Nearer My God to Thee.
Posted by: Bourbonchicken

Well, that's dark.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 20, 2023 03:06 PM (kjOVp)

170 The best thing about Weimar, as well as the American diaspora after the Great War was the ennui - and the drinking - but mostly the ennui. Why give a fu@k is a useful defense when you know the real shit is still ahead of you.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 20, 2023 03:06 PM (oWBc3)

171 Pence is trying to become the Media candidate, the one the Media says, "Now, this is a Republican who is sane and can work with others." The Media would then endlessly push him so that GOP types would say, "Well, it looks like Pence is electable, he should be the nominee."

It's what they did with McCain and Romney, and tried to do with Jeb.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 20, 2023 03:06 PM (H9sxy)

172 Who is he trying to appeal to?

Either he's trying to pander to the left to position himself as the "moderate" candidate, or he's lost his freaking mind.

The other questions you ask though... nobody is supposed to think about any of that. Any time you bring it up, people start screaming about hate and genocide and insane crap, just to shut you up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 03:07 PM (0hOvj)

173 @flapprdotnet · 4h
Reminder: The only person fighting to hold Hunter Biden accountable for his actions is this smoking MILF from Arkansas.
https://tinyurl.com/23pyxwrf
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 20, 2023 03:04 PM (Vwz3I)
++++
*snort*

Good picture of her.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 03:07 PM (DU+/6)

174 Maybe the GameBoy controller on the sub shorted out...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2023 03:07 PM (mTo4e)

175 >Well, that's dark.

I ran out of Helen Keller jokes.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at June 20, 2023 03:07 PM (44ww/)

176 Jeepers, the Loan Shark State elects mobsters. What are the odds?

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:07 PM (8Sqzu)

177 Either he's trying to pander to the left to position himself as the "moderate" candidate, or he's lost his freaking mind. ...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 03:07 PM (0hOvj)
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Or it's who he is and always has been and he was lying before.

I don't much care, if I'm honest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 03:07 PM (DU+/6)

178 Speaking of which, it might have been Ann B who shared a recent meme with the two dudes (I think it's Leo D and Henry C, not sure) where the first one is says he identifies as whatever and he shouldn't be judged, and the second one says he identifies as a judge.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 20, 2023 03:07 PM (llON8)

179 Probably just donors. He's probably figured he would raise nine figures easily as the former VP in a Republican primary, especially against Trump, but he's running around Nikki Haley levels. I actually read it more along the lines of a desperation attempt for GOPe donors, like his donations are much lower than expected.

I suspect a lot of establishment money isn't being pledged because all of the anti-Trumps are either DeSantis, who is a culture warrior which they hate, or fucking jokes like Pence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Good call TJM.

Posted by: whig at June 20, 2023 03:08 PM (LMi1p)

180 At least the Wiemar Republic had Marlene Dietrich on the silver screen

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2023 03:08 PM (mTo4e)

181 174 Maybe the GameBoy controller on the sub shorted out...
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I wonder if they were all singing 100 bottles of beer on the wall?

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:08 PM (8Sqzu)

182 172 The other questions you ask though... nobody is supposed to think about any of that. Any time you bring it up, people start screaming about hate and genocide and insane crap, just to shut you up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 03:07 PM (0hOvj)

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"No kids at drag shows."

"I'm going to die because of this!"
-Adult tranny, for some reason

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 03:08 PM (LvTSG)

183 Time For A Divorce: "Biden’s approval rating among Democrats in a Quinnipiac University poll released last week was 84%. "
Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 20, 2023 02:54 PM (TGPs7)

So Democrats like senile, corrupt, perverted totalitarian?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 20, 2023 03:08 PM (VdGjU)

184 I loved how in the 2016 election Jeb bush basically stacked up all his donor money like Joke and lit it on fire. So many millions spent, for 3% of the vote. Stand on your toes some more, you pathetic chump

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 03:08 PM (0hOvj)

185 "I don't think that the government should ever be stepping in to the place of the parents in helping to move their children through a process where those children are confused or concerned about their gender," Christie said defending minors access to sex change procedures

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 03:08 PM (geLO8)

186 Hunter’s laptop: barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 20, 2023 03:09 PM (+jwou)

187 Quote Tweet: NBC News @NBCNews · 8h
Dozens of Pride flags were damaged and ripped down at the Stonewall National Monument over the weekend, the third such bout of vandalism at the LGBTQ+ landmark during this Pride Month, police say.

Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando · 5h
Don’t they have insurance?

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 20, 2023 03:09 PM (Vwz3I)

188 Each person on the sub has one sandwich and one bottle of water.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2023 03:09 PM (mTo4e)

189 179 Good call TJM.
Posted by: whig at June 20, 2023 03:08 PM (LMi1p)

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I'll be here all week! Tip your veal! Try the waitress!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 03:09 PM (LvTSG)

190 Judge Cannon, apparently trying to make up for her previous blunders, has set a trial date for trump on the docs case for August 14, 2023. She must want to repair her reputation.

Under the Speedy Trial Act, the trial must commence within 70 days of the date of the arraignment. Of course, that date can be extended by granting continuances, something that is virtually certain to occur in a case such as this, particularly due to the need to comply with the Confidential Information Procedures Act.

I hope she feels the heat of the national spotlight. She'll get death threats from the MAGAts if they think she's helping the prosecution, and she'll get reversed and embarrassed if her pretrial decisions are stupidly in favor of TFG. All she has to do is try to stay as neutral as possible and let the jury decide.

She Needs To Recuse, Period. I’m not putting much stock in her weak attempt to look like she learned her lesson. This will be delayed already and she knows that. I’m not falling for this.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 20, 2023 03:09 PM (JCZqz)

191 180 At least the Wiemar Republic had Marlene Dietrich on the silver screen
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Was Old Joe Kennedy fucking Marlene or Gloria Swanson? I forget.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:09 PM (8Sqzu)

192 Pierre Pillow does sound a male pron actor’s name.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Especially since "Pierre" is the Fronsh version of "Peter."
Heh heh, he said "peter." -- Beavis

It's also Fronsh for "rock," so the guy's name is "Rock Pillow?"

"Mister Pillow," though, sounds like a James Bond supervillian's right-hand stooge.

Posted by: mikeski at June 20, 2023 03:09 PM (DgGvY)

193 Mike Pence’s holy man act is wearing thin.

Posted by: Ex GOP at June 20, 2023 03:09 PM (ExFoQ)

194 [io]++++
*snort*

Good picture of her.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 03:07 PM (DU+/6)


Yet she allowed herself to be soiled by the disgusting Hunter Biden.......

https://is.gd/UXbOtb

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

195 >>> 187 Quote Tweet: NBC News @NBCNews · 8h
Dozens of Pride flags were damaged and ripped down at the Stonewall National Monument over the weekend, the third such bout of vandalism at the LGBTQ+ landmark during this Pride Month, police say.

Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando · 5h
Don’t they have insurance?
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 20, 2023 03:09 PM (Vwz3I)

BURN THE HERETICS!

REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Posted by: leftists at June 20, 2023 03:10 PM (llON8)

196 184 I loved how in the 2016 election Jeb bush basically stacked up all his donor money like Joke and lit it on fire. So many millions spent, for 3% of the vote. Stand on your toes some more, you pathetic chump
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 03:08 PM (0hOvj)

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And the Trump appeal was obvious from the beginning, but the donors refused to let any of their puppets, including someone like Scott Walker, mimic it at all.

It's almost like we're ruled by idiots.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 03:10 PM (LvTSG)

197 188 Each person on the sub has one sandwich and one bottle of water.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2023 03:09 PM (mTo4e)

Hoagies?

Posted by: Seems fitting after all at June 20, 2023 03:10 PM (AJ2DX)

198 188 Each person on the sub has one sandwich and one bottle of water.
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Hopefully, they didn't get 7-11 egg salad sandwiches.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:10 PM (8Sqzu)

199 180 And Marlena was kinda pudgy, then, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 03:10 PM (znF4D)

200 ... I hope she feels the heat of the national spotlight. She'll get death threats from the MAGAts if they think she's helping the prosecution, and she'll get reversed and embarrassed if her pretrial decisions are stupidly in favor of TFG. All she has to do is try to stay as neutral as possible and let the jury decide. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 20, 2023 03:09 PM (JCZqz)
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LOL!

Something tells me this "I believe in American Justice" shtick wouldn't be on display if this was a Biden trial that will never actually happen...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 03:10 PM (DU+/6)

201 He was Gloria Swanson's deranged stalker.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2023 03:10 PM (mTo4e)

202 185 "I don't think that the government should ever be stepping in to the place of the parents in helping to move their children through a process where those children are confused or concerned about their gender," Christie said defending minors access to sex change procedures

Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 03:08 PM (geLO

I don't think we should be taking advice on gender issues from a guy who likely hasn't seen his dick in decades.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 20, 2023 03:10 PM (KbCG3)

203 175 . . . I ran out of Helen Keller jokes.
Posted by: Bourbonchicken
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You know why Helen Keller was such a crappy driver?

Because she was a woman.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 20, 2023 03:10 PM (gf7Ez)

204 It's the fifth anniversary of Grunta Thunberg giving us five years to stop global warming or else all of humanity would be wiped out.

https://tinyurl.com/36sddbre

I think REM said it best. It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine).

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 20, 2023 03:11 PM (FVME7)

205 190 I hope she feels the heat of the national spotlight. She'll get death threats from the MAGAts if they think she's helping the prosecution, and she'll get reversed and embarrassed if her pretrial decisions are stupidly in favor of TFG. All she has to do is try to stay as neutral as possible and let the jury decide.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 20, 2023 03:09 PM (JCZqz)

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Think they have any idea about the very real and concerted attempt by leftist legal power centers to deny Trump counsel?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

206 Attacking the purveyors of that two-tiered justice system by using the power of the purse is not the hill to die on, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 02:46 PM (LvTSG)

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Well if we die on that hill, how will fight on any of the other hills?

Posted by: Republicans at June 20, 2023 03:11 PM (E/4iN)

207 So pillow soft Chris Christie is coming down on the side of the groomers. Good to see him self identify like that so everyone knows who he is inside. Probably has a hard drive full of scared pre teen Ukranians.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 03:11 PM (0hOvj)

208 This busty brunette in a tank top is pretty proud of her "twin standards of justice:"
https://is.gd/v9mQro

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 03:11 PM (DU+/6)

209 and she'll get reversed and embarrassed if her pretrial decisions are stupidly in favor of TFG.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions


TFG? What does Obama have to do with this?

Posted by: mikeski at June 20, 2023 03:11 PM (DgGvY)

210 191 Gloria. Who, to be fair, was a babe in her youth.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 03:12 PM (znF4D)

211 Remember, Mike Pence was clearly more comfortable in the presence of Pelosi than he ever was with Trump.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 20, 2023 03:12 PM (ISi6R)

212 Helen Keller jokes are killa!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 20, 2023 03:12 PM (FVME7)

213 "I don't think that the government should ever be stepping in to the place of the parents in helping to move their children through a process where those children are confused or concerned about their gender," Christie said defending minors access to sex change procedures
Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 03:08 PM (geLO
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"I don't think that the government should ever be stepping in to the place of parents in beating their children or allowing others to beat them, even if the children are confused or concerned about the beatings."
-- No politician, ever

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 03:12 PM (DU+/6)

214 >>> 205

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Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 20, 2023 03:09 PM (JCZqz)

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Think they have any idea about the very real and concerted attempt by leftist legal power centers to deny Trump counsel?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 03:11 PM (LvTSG)

The trial is being Fortified!!!

Posted by: leftists at June 20, 2023 03:12 PM (llON8)

215 This busty brunette in a tank top is pretty proud of her "twin standards of justice:"
https://is.gd/v9mQro
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 03:11 PM (DU+/6)



HIDEOUS!!! DISGUSTING!!!!!

Now, where's some hairy man butthole.......

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at June 20, 2023 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

216 Helen Keller jokes are killa!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 20, 2023 03:12 PM (FVME7)



She sure played a mean pinball.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

217 Think they have any idea about the very real and concerted attempt by leftist legal power centers to deny Trump counsel?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 03:11 PM (LvTSG)
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"Trump's so bad, even *lawyers* want nothing to do with him! What more evidence of his guilt do you need?!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 03:13 PM (DU+/6)

218 Helen Keller was a huge leftist. Meh.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 03:13 PM (znF4D)

219 We'll get right on that!

Posted by: Gerrick Marland, Just-Us Department at June 20, 2023 03:14 PM (lZVy/)

220 I don't intend to make light of the unfortunates in the Titanic submersible, but diving to that depth is extremely dangerous regardless. The physics and economics are balancing incredible forces and any breach of the hull is instant disaster. You pays your 250k and you takes your chances. God have mercy.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 20, 2023 03:14 PM (pohLc)

221 >>> 217 Think they have any idea about the very real and concerted attempt by leftist legal power centers to deny Trump counsel?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 03:11 PM (LvTSG)
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"Trump's so bad, even *lawyers* want nothing to do with him! What more evidence of his guilt do you need?!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2023 03:13 PM (DU+/6)

On the bright side, it will be funny when they're telling each other that they'll be released when Comrade Biden finds out.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 20, 2023 03:14 PM (llON8)

222 Helen Keller had political views???

Posted by: tubal at June 20, 2023 03:14 PM (PCK5/)

223 Didn't Helen Keller burn her fingers reading the waffle iron?

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 20, 2023 03:15 PM (OgrpQ)

224 "I don't think that the government should ever be stepping in to the place of the parents in helping to move their children through a process where those children are confused or concerned about their gender," Christie said defending minors access to sex change procedures
Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 03:08 PM



Pfat Pfuck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

225 211 Remember, Mike Pence was clearly more comfortable in the presence of Pelosi than he ever was with Trump.
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Mike likes bottle necked tits.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:15 PM (8Sqzu)

226 Why were Helen Keller’s hands always purple?

Because she got all her news through the grapevine.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 03:15 PM (znF4D)

227 Each person on the sub has one sandwich and one bottle of water.
Posted by: Anna Puma

They said on the news that they have enough oxygen to last until Thursday morning.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 20, 2023 03:15 PM (FVME7)

228 224 "I don't think that the government should ever be stepping in to the place of the parents in helping to move their children through a process where those children are confused or concerned about their gender," Christie said defending minors access to sex change procedures
Posted by: DB - at June 20, 2023 03:08 PM


Pfat Pfuck.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

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So, kids can get tattoos now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

229 I have put my name against: It is disclosed that Hunter Biden's wildly successful auction of his paintings is shown to be his attempt recover some of the money lost in the Malta bank

Posted by: Kindltot at June 20, 2023 03:15 PM (xhaym)

230 222 Helen Keller had political views???
Posted by: tubal at June 20, 2023 03:14 PM (PCK5/)

Just a blind follower.

Posted by: Heeeyooo! at June 20, 2023 03:16 PM (AJ2DX)

231 Did Helen Keller ever get laid?

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:16 PM (8Sqzu)

232 Luke Macias
@lukemaciastx
Um..... According to @Mike_Pence the way a Christian "loves their neighbor" if they are an adult is to legally protect their right to sex change surgeries?
This is gross. This is ugly. This is wrong.

I don't. I kind of think allowing hell bound sinners to simply continue their headlong plunge into hell without some kind of warning doesn't seem especially loving to me.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 20, 2023 03:16 PM (VdGjU)

233 Helen Keller was a Swedenborgian.

Like Dr Oz.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 20, 2023 03:16 PM (w0NJk)

234 Trans rights are pedophile rights.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 20, 2023 03:16 PM (ISi6R)

235 96 hours in the main tanks and there is also stashed under the floor some SCUBA tanks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2023 03:16 PM (mTo4e)

236 Titanic: First ever full-sized scans reveal wreck as never seen before
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2023 03:04 PM (aD39U)


Were they doing 1/350 scale scans before?

Posted by: spindrift at June 20, 2023 03:16 PM (ivvNA)

237 I miss AtC ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 20, 2023 03:16 PM (dwh5k)

238 >>> 227 Each person on the sub has one sandwich and one bottle of water.
Posted by: Anna Puma

They said on the news that they have enough oxygen to last until Thursday morning.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 20, 2023 03:15 PM (FVME7)

How much water do they have?
I'd think temperature management would be a bit of a problem one way or another, too.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 20, 2023 03:16 PM (llON8)

239 Meanwhile, Mel Gibson fights to protect kids

https://tinyurl.com/3s92b83x

Mel Gibson has provided "valuable intelligence" regarding children thought to be vulnerable to child traffickers in Ukraine, according to the founder of anti-sex-trafficking charity Operation Underground Railroad

Two things stand out here.

First, as I've been saying for ages, Ukraine is one of the main sources of underaged porn and "child model" stuff, as well as sex trafficking minors.

Second, Mel Gibson is not an international spy who travels the globe fighting crime. He's an actor and director, producer and writer who knows where the bodies are buried in Hollywood.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 03:16 PM (0hOvj)

240 The feds schedule a quickie trial for Trump in mid-August over charges which basically consist of keeping your library books beyond the due date.

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Looks like the judge moved the trial out of Miami and up the road to Fort Pierce (appears to be a 2.5 hour drive north).

Any Floridians or others know if this bodes well for Trump vis-a-vis the jury pool (presumably not as lefty or deranged, BIRM, as a larger city like Miami)?

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 20, 2023 03:17 PM (FVR5P)

241 The Russians are massing troops in the Luhansk area and if it breaks open Zelensky could run and all of the elites misdeeds could be laid bare. A guy can hope
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 20, 2023 02:54 PM (W1/AW)

That's when the junta would send US troops in. Bet on it.

The DC political class canNOT let their financial golden goose end.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at June 20, 2023 03:17 PM (BdMk6)

242 143 I wanna see Overall Girl’s pillows some more.

She seems bouncy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 03:00 PM (0hOvj)


Ya figure she knows she's a meme yet?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)


I'm still trying to figure out what she said. I keep watching it but I don't understand a word.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 03:17 PM (5xURv)

243 Catherine Herridge
@CBS_Herridge

Statement fron Weiss on Hunter Biden plea agreement. NOTE paragraph 5. “David C. Weiss, U.S. Attorney for the District of Delaware, made the announcement. The investigation is ongoing.”
Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2023 02:

Of course it is. Until he signs the agreement. Duh

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 20, 2023 03:17 PM (FxH7T)

244 I miss AtC ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 20, 2023 03:16 PM (dwh5k)



I don't.

She still has a twatter feed, so you can get your fill there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

245 237 I miss AtC ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 20, 2023 03:16 PM (dwh5k)

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Too much, "All gays are groomers" talk around here anymore for her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 03:17 PM (LvTSG)

246 I kind of think allowing hell bound sinners to simply continue their headlong plunge into hell without some kind of warning doesn't seem especially loving to me.

That's the key. What they do is between them and God, but it not LOVING to assist them in their insanity and perversion. Its sinful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 03:17 PM (0hOvj)

247 Some of the angriest people I have ever met were students at Gallaudet. Fuck those guys.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:17 PM (8Sqzu)

248 The only other person I can think of that is as legally untouchable as Hunter Biden is Willie Nelson for weed possession in Texas.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 20, 2023 03:18 PM (qxLut)

249 Mike Pence never said "pussy."

He just plays one in real life.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 20, 2023 03:18 PM (ISi6R)

250 >>> 241 The Russians are massing troops in the Luhansk area and if it breaks open Zelensky could run and all of the elites misdeeds could be laid bare. A guy can hope
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 20, 2023 02:54 PM (W1/AW)

That's when the junta would send US troops in. Bet on it.

The DC political class canNOT let their financial golden goose end.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at June 20, 2023 03:17 PM (BdMk6)

What they want and what they are capable of getting may not be the same.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 20, 2023 03:18 PM (llON8)

251 AtC made her choice..l

Posted by: tubal at June 20, 2023 03:18 PM (PCK5/)

252 If you got about $600, Trumpeter makes a 1/200 scale RMS Titanic with LED lights. One piece hull and a total of 1,280 parts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2023 03:18 PM (mTo4e)

253
I'm still trying to figure out what she said. I keep watching it but I don't understand a word.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 03:17 PM (5xURv)



She's like Charlie Brown's teacher, just with big tits and you can see her face.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

254 Several years ago, they discovered a species of bacterium that was feeding on the iron of the Titanic wreckage.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 03:19 PM (znF4D)

255 The Russians are massing troops north and south of Kursk?

Posted by: Archer at June 20, 2023 03:19 PM (zlq/m)

256 Mike Pence is a fuck cunt

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2023 03:19 PM (lX8VI)

257 Republican Senator Ron Johnson, who led an investigation into the Biden family with colleague Chuck Grassley for four years, said the FBI had serious questions to answer.

The FBI will not, in fact, answer any questions.

Posted by: No Shirt Shylock at June 20, 2023 03:19 PM (PWI4f)

258 Didn't Avalon Hill put out a Kursk game?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 03:19 PM (0hOvj)

259 252 If you got about $600, Trumpeter makes a 1/200 scale RMS Titanic with LED lights. One piece hull and a total of 1,280 parts.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2023 03:18 PM (mTo4e)

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For me, it's the Britannic or nothing!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

260 You know I have better things to do.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2023 03:20 PM (mTo4e)

261 You know I have better things to do.

hashtag metoo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2023 03:21 PM (0hOvj)

262 Mike Pence is a fuck cunt
Posted by: ... at June 20, 2023 03:19 PM (lX8VI)



Heh......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

263 I'll be here all week! Tip your veal! Try the waitress!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Don't ever change TJM.

Posted by: whig at June 20, 2023 03:21 PM (LMi1p)

264 Each person on the sub has one sandwich and one bottle of water.
Posted by: Anna Puma

They said on the news that they have enough oxygen to last until Thursday morning.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 20, 2023 03:15 PM (FVME7)

How much water do they have?
I'd think temperature management would be a bit of a problem one way or another, too.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 20, 2023 03:16 PM (llON

Battery life is a critical element in all of this too. No telling how much they used to extract themselves if they were caught in the wreckage.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at June 20, 2023 03:21 PM (BdMk6)

265 ------
Don't ever change TJM.
Posted by: whig at June 20, 2023 03:21 PM (LMi1p)



His wife would be PISSED.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

266 I kind of think allowing hell bound sinners to simply continue their headlong plunge into hell without some kind of warning doesn't seem especially loving to me.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd


You are correct. Which is why "instructing the ignorant" and "admonishing the sinner" are two of the seven Spiritual Works of Mercy.

Posted by: mikeski at June 20, 2023 03:21 PM (DgGvY)

267 The reason we know about this shit is because Hunter 1 put all this shit on his laptop and saved it; and 2) he left that laptop in a repair store and the guy who fixed it is a fucking patriot.


This kind of graft goes on all the TIME. That malta bank laundered and estimated 11 BILLION dollars of transactions over the course of several years before they shut it down. There are banks like this all over the world.

We are getting fucked. And I want someone to stand up on the public stage and SAY IT OUT LOUD.

Posted by: Its time at June 20, 2023 03:21 PM (sh1GZ)

268 263 I'll be here all week! Tip your veal! Try the waitress!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Don't ever change TJM.
Posted by: whig at June 20, 2023 03:21 PM (LMi1p)

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whig confirmed for definitely not TheDolleyMadison.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

269 Some of the angriest people I have ever met were students at Gallaudet. Fuck those guys.
__________

Well, they had to go to school near Howard University, so. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2023 03:22 PM (lf83v)

270 actually, the hymn for this moment re the sub is 'Eternal Father, Strong to Save'.

I sang along with that the other week at a Blessing of the Fleet ceremony in a fishing town Up Norf.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 20, 2023 03:22 PM (dwh5k)

271 259 252 If you got about $600, Trumpeter makes a 1/200 scale RMS Titanic with LED lights. One piece hull and a total of 1,280 parts.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2023 03:18 PM (mTo4e)

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For me, it's the Britannic or nothing!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 03:20 PM (LvTSG)

If I had that as a kid I would put it together no matter how long it took, and then at some point would have sank it in the nearby river… just because I had to, you know…

Posted by: tubal at June 20, 2023 03:22 PM (PCK5/)

272 Sorry it's not like me to miss out a word.

Mike Pence is a gargling fuck cunt.

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2023 03:22 PM (lX8VI)

273 north and south of Kursk


Speaking of sunken subs…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 03:22 PM (znF4D)

274 Did Helen Keller ever get laid?

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:16 PM (8Sqzu)

-----------

Patty Duke married John Astin.

/In addition to being Sean Astin's stepmother, I believe she had a child with another husband before marryung John.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 20, 2023 03:23 PM (0zFDK)

275 That's when the junta would send US troops in. Bet on it.
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There was never a path to victory for Ukraine that didn't involve NATO bodies in the muddy plains.

They will manufacture a terrorist attack here in the US, if they have to, to justify sending our boys to die in their war.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 20, 2023 03:23 PM (ISi6R)

276 I call him Pope Frantic.

Posted by: Ciampino - I really hate germs ..... They make me sick. at June 20, 2023 03:23 PM (qfLjt)

277 I don't see how scuba tanks would help. The CO2 buildup is what is likely to kill them, assuming the hull is intact, and I expect it is not, due to the sudden loss of communications.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 20, 2023 03:23 PM (pohLc)

278 Did Helen Keller ever get laid?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:16 PM (8Sqzu)

On her blind date.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2023 03:23 PM (Lu0ZI)

279 Mike Pence, the worst Trump hire?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 20, 2023 03:24 PM (KSNKu)

280 There is a huge Lego set model of the Titanic. Of course if you build it without a huge gap behind the third stack, it is as if you aren't even trying.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at June 20, 2023 03:24 PM (44ww/)

281 I think Keller was a lesbo.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 03:24 PM (znF4D)

282 Patty Duke married John Astin
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Marrying Gomez Adams is not something to brag about.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:24 PM (8Sqzu)

283 279 Mike Pence, the worst Trump hire?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 20, 2023 03:24

I do wonder how Pence got the nod. I always assumed someone told Trump he needed some milquetoast to counter his hot sauce.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 03:25 PM (5xURv)

284 Ah yes, I see we've now entered into the outrage and grandstanding portion of the Republican failure theater.

Posted by: keena at June 20, 2023 03:25 PM (z+Twl)

285
I do wonder how Pence got the nod. I always assumed someone told Trump he needed some milquetoast to counter his hot sauce.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 03:25 PM (5xURv)



He wanted a wallflower that wouldn't buck the system in any way, shape or form. And he had that right up to 2020.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

286 Patty Duke was Daisy Duke’s sister, or cousin, as I recall…

Posted by: tubal at June 20, 2023 03:25 PM (PCK5/)

287 278 Did Helen Keller ever get laid?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:16 PM (8Sqzu)

On her blind date.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2023 03:23 PM (Lu0ZI)

What's the sign language for "Don't stop. i'm about to ..........."?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2023 03:25 PM (N39Ws)

288 Patty Duke married John Astin.

/In addition to being Sean Astin's stepmother, I believe she had a child with another husband before marryung John.
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 20, 2023 03:23 PM (0zFDK)

I thought that was her identical twin.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 20, 2023 03:25 PM (VdGjU)

289 'Your honor, my client pleads guilty on the three counts insufficient postage.'
'Twenty hours community service. Suspended for time served in USN brig.
- a 'judge'

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2023 03:25 PM (Uv0D2)

290 We are getting fucked. And I want someone to stand up on the public stage and SAY IT OUT LOUD.
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One guy did, said I know the system is rigged cause I use it.

They are now prosecuting him to ensure he dies in prison.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 20, 2023 03:26 PM (ISi6R)

291 I still say Lurch was doing Morticia.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 03:26 PM (znF4D)

292 I think Keller was a lesbo.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
_____

The was Eleanor Roosevelt, her Doppleganger.

Easy to mix up the two.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2023 03:26 PM (lf83v)

293 Meanwhile, Mel Gibson fights to protect kids

https://tinyurl.com/3s92b83x

Mel Gibson has provided "valuable intelligence" regarding children thought to be vulnerable to child traffickers in Ukraine, according to the founder of anti-sex-trafficking charity Operation Underground Railroad

Two things stand out here.

First, as I've been saying for ages, Ukraine is one of the main sources of underaged porn and "child model" stuff, as well as sex trafficking minors.

Second, Mel Gibson is not an international spy who travels the globe fighting crime. He's an actor and director, producer and writer who knows where the bodies are buried in Hollywood.
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Third thing: See the last act of Mel's Fatman
He's become proactive.

Posted by: not only will you get no presents, I will slide down your chimney and Fcuk you up at June 20, 2023 03:26 PM (sh1GZ)

294 Renato Mariotti
@renato_mariotti
These charges are rarely brought. If anything, it looks like Hunter Biden received harsh treatment.

-
Well, that's an opinion. A stupid opinion, but an opinion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 20, 2023 03:26 PM (FVME7)

295 "...using marijuana while possessing a firearm, which is illegal under U.S. law."

Shouldn't over half the NFL and NBA be imprisoned if that were the case?

Posted by: alftaps at June 20, 2023 03:26 PM (mxEar)

296 I think Keller was a lesbo.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 03:24 PM (znF4D)

So lip reader?

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 20, 2023 03:26 PM (OgrpQ)

297 "Today's announcement that Hunter will plead guilty to low-level charges will further reduce confidence in federal law enforcement," he added.


Naaa...they are going to come out swinging. Look for some very high level, headline grabbing arrests against. double parking in a Congressional parking space, jay walkers, and parents glaring angrily at school boards.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2023 03:26 PM (e4fEA)

298 283 279 Mike Pence, the worst Trump hire?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 20, 2023 03:24

I do wonder how Pence got the nod. I always assumed someone told Trump he needed some milquetoast to counter his hot sauce.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 03:25 PM (5xURv)

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I remember reading comments here (don't remember who) saying that they only voted for Trump because of the Pence pick.

Of course, VP picks are largely unimportant at the macro level that you would think matters. There's always someone out there who says they voted for the ticket because of the VP same way that you can find people who say they voted for the ticket because of the sound of the candidate's voice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 03:26 PM (LvTSG)

299 This kind of graft goes on all the TIME. That malta bank laundered and estimated 11 BILLION dollars of transactions over the course of several years before they shut it down. There are banks like this all over the world.

We are getting fucked. And I want someone to stand up on the public stage and SAY IT OUT LOUD.
Posted by: Its time at June 20, 2023 03:21 PM (sh1GZ)

First full paragraph: true.

Second full paragraph: outside of Trump such a sufficiently high-profile figure does not exist.

The lawlessness will hit us economically as well as the world economically also pulls away from an opaque, corrupt system.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 20, 2023 03:26 PM (KSNKu)

300 The question now is what did the FBI know, when did they know it, and what did they do about it?'
.......

1. everything
2. immediately
3. nothing

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2023 03:26 PM (v0R5T)

301 As I recall Patty Duke was the Haley Mills of America. Both of these chicks married very older guys.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:26 PM (8Sqzu)

302 279 Mike Pence, the worst Trump hire?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 20, 2023 03:24

Jeff Sessions is pretty high on the worst hire list.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2023 03:27 PM (N39Ws)

303 I wouldn't want to share a foxhole with Pence. He would steal your undershirt in your sleep to run it up as a white flag.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 20, 2023 03:27 PM (pohLc)

304 The only other person I can think of that is as legally untouchable as Hunter Biden is Willie Nelson for weed possession in Texas.
Posted by: Lost In Space


Willie doesn't smoke anymore.
He does edibles. His lungs can't take the smoke. Unless you're busting everyone for a plate of brownies, you'd be hard pressed to know they were loaded.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 03:27 PM (P63V5)

305 Patty Duke was heiress to the great mayonnaise fortune.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 03:27 PM (znF4D)

306 oh, I know, TJM, can't really blame her either if it comes to that, just sayin' it was fun having her around.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 20, 2023 03:27 PM (dwh5k)

307 For me, it's the Britannic or nothing!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 03:20 PM (LvTSG)


Some guy modded his 1/200 Titanic into the Olympic during wartime service, complete with dazzle camo:

https://tinyurl.com/y8cj28by

Posted by: spindrift at June 20, 2023 03:28 PM (ivvNA)

308 Did Helen Keller ever get laid?
________

Yes, but she really sucked at making a sammich afterward.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2023 03:28 PM (lf83v)

309 I do wonder how Pence got the nod. I always assumed someone told Trump he needed some milquetoast to counter his hot sauce.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 03:25 PM (5xURv)

I said from jump that I thought Trump was given a list of "approved" people. I know it doesn't sound like 2016 Trump to take one but I think that's what it was. Pence always struck me as Bush III.

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2023 03:28 PM (lX8VI)

310
294 Renato Mariotti
@renato_mariotti
These charges are rarely brought. If anything, it looks like Hunter Biden received harsh treatment.

-
Well, that's an opinion. A stupid opinion, but an opinion.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 20, 2023 03:26 PM (FVME7

He's right, you know. No one ever does time for federal firearms crimes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 03:28 PM (5xURv)

311 298 283 279 Mike Pence, the worst Trump hire?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 20, 2023 03:24

I do wonder how Pence got the nod. I always assumed someone told Trump he needed some milquetoast to counter his hot sauce.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 03:25 PM (5xURv)
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The GOPers strapped Reagan with a Bush. Dems strapped JFK with LBJ. Seems uniparty has been around a long, long time.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:28 PM (8Sqzu)

312 I miss AtC ...

She made a choice.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 20, 2023 03:28 PM (Xrfse)

313 The question now is what did the FBI know, when did they know it, and what did they do about it?'
.......




Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Posted by: Kindergarten Kop at June 20, 2023 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

314 Quote Tweet: Renato Mariotti @renato_mariotti · 4h
These charges are rarely brought. If anything, it looks like Hunter Biden received harsh treatment. twitter.com/benshapiro/sta…

Cernovich @Cernovich · 12m
- Hoffman Estates couple were indicted on federal tax charges for allegedly failing to pay taxes on income totaling more than $1.6 million, while at the same time they created a shell corporation.

- The government is being represented by Assistant U.S. Attorney Renato Mariotti.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 20, 2023 03:29 PM (Vwz3I)

315 308 Did Helen Keller ever get laid?
________

Yes, but she really sucked at making a sammich afterward.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2023 03:28 PM (lf83v)

Putting the mayo on the bread by touch…

Posted by: tubal at June 20, 2023 03:29 PM (PCK5/)

316 Sorry it's not like me to miss out a word.

Mike Pence is a gargling fuck cunt.

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2023 03:22 PM (lX8VI)

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Mike Pence is the Kamala Harris of Nina Burleighs.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 20, 2023 03:29 PM (0zFDK)

317 Something I guess I hadn't considered, is the extent to which the Biden crime family (otherwise known as the Biden family) has dirt on others, and can hang onto his fake Presidency, because of blackmail.

Otherwise, why would all the kings horses and all the kings men be putting this much effort into keeping crackhead Hunter Dumpty up on the wall.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2023 03:29 PM (dGCAG)

318 Another think I long suspected these payments to the Biden Crime Family would be hidden in off shore or 3rd party accounts.
Especially when Sundowner said show me the money you say I was payed off with

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2023 03:29 PM (xhxe8)

319 Did Helen Keller ever get laid?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:16 PM (8Sqzu)

On her blind date.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2023 03:23 PM (Lu0ZI)

What's the sign language for "Don't stop. i'm about to ..........."?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


Dropping her nail file.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 03:29 PM (P63V5)

320 305 Patty Duke was heiress to the great mayonnaise fortune.
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No shit? Never knew that.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:29 PM (8Sqzu)

321 Was Morticia canonically beautiful? Gomez was supposed to be short and odd, but charming and likable. I would have cast Omar Shariff. Raul Julia was perfect.

The netflix show got Luiz Gutman (great actor but maybe wrong) and Catherine Zeta Jones.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at June 20, 2023 03:30 PM (44ww/)

322 I still say Lurch was doing Morticia.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 03:26 PM (znF4D)
.......

That's why she was always walking funny.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2023 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

323 HEY FAT!!! Listen up my boy was punished and that is that JACK.

Posted by: Joedolph Biden at June 20, 2023 03:30 PM (17s+e)

324 Pence, along with the majority of Trump's staff, cabinet and so on, was picked for him.

IIRC it was widely presumed that Trump didn't know much about the processes for building an administration and, as he had done in business where it doesn't matter as much, he let others handle the "small stuff."

But was taken for a chump by the politicos.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 20, 2023 03:31 PM (Q4IgG)

325 Putting the mayo on the bread by touch…
Posted by: tubal at June 20, 2023 03:29 PM (PCK5/)

I don't know if it's grosser thinking of Helen Keller having sex, or touching my food.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2023 03:31 PM (dGCAG)

326 Helen Keller safety word was "mmrrrrff.."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2023 03:31 PM (lf83v)

327 @294 Renato Mariotti
@renato_mariotti
These charges are rarely brought. If anything, it looks like Hunter Biden received harsh treatment.

Well, Wesley Snipes would like to have a word here...

Posted by: keena at June 20, 2023 03:31 PM (z+Twl)

328 320 Shit, Puddin. I’m joking. Just wanted to get one of my favorite foodstuffs into the thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 03:31 PM (znF4D)

329 290 We are getting fucked. And I want someone to stand up on the public stage and SAY IT OUT LOUD.
---
One guy did, said I know the system is rigged cause I use it.

They are now prosecuting him to ensure he dies in prison.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 20, 2023 03:26 PM (ISi6R)

Corruption is the hallmark of garbage tier police states. Nothing is going on here you can't find, or couldn't find in some cases, throughout Latin America at some point.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 20, 2023 03:31 PM (KSNKu)

330 DEL
@delinthecity_
🚨➡️BREAKING: Hunter Biden, son of Joe Biden, is set to plead guilty to three federal charges. Shockingly, despite his guilty plea, it seems highly probable that Hunter Biden will escape imprisonment. In stark contrast, Wesley Snipes was incarcerated for 2.5 years due to tax

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White privilege; it's real.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 20, 2023 03:32 PM (FVME7)

331 I have a good friend who used to be an electrical tech on the Link submersible out of Harbor Branch. They had an interesting QA policy.

Both the techs working on the sub went down with it in an auxiliary compartment behind the glass bubble where the pilot and the observer sat.

If there was a f-up, they had the same fate as the the other two

Posted by: pawn at June 20, 2023 03:32 PM (kYVzH)

332
Well, Wesley Snipes would like to have a word here...
Posted by: keena at June 20, 2023 03:31 PM (z+Twl)



SUCKER!!!!!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at June 20, 2023 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

333 I don't know if it's grosser thinking of Helen Keller having sex, or touching my food
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Is there a difference?

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:32 PM (8Sqzu)

334 Meanest person in the world was Helen Keller's mother when she moved the furniture.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2023 03:32 PM (e4fEA)

335 Hunter Biden, son of Joe Biden, is set to plead guilty to three federal charges. Shockingly, despite his guilty plea, it seems highly probable that Hunter Biden will escape imprisonment. In stark contrast, Wesley Snipes was incarcerated for 2.5 years due to tax

-
White privilege; it's real.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


And it needs to be played up often.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 03:33 PM (P63V5)

336 Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 20, 2023 03:31 PM (Q4IgG)

The choices recommended to Trump were highly reflective of the Republican Party, which, of course, is how this nation descended into totalitarianism without much pushback.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 20, 2023 03:33 PM (KSNKu)

337 My boy would never lie on an ATF form!
What are you, a junkie?!?!

Posted by: Joey B at June 20, 2023 03:33 PM (Bygx0)

338 I remember reading comments here (don't remember who) saying that they only voted for Trump because of the Pence pick.

Of course, VP picks are largely unimportant at the macro level that you would think matters. There's always someone out there who says they voted for the ticket because of the VP same way that you can find people who say they voted for the ticket because of the sound of the candidate's voice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Pence was the insurance policy but supposedly Christian so-cons demanded he be on the ticket. That explanation really does not hold water as Pence was the guy that surrendered as governor to a state RFRA law. I think it was more that he would allow the Deep State cover if Trump was removed from office.

Posted by: whig at June 20, 2023 03:34 PM (LMi1p)

339 Something I guess I hadn't considered, is the extent to which the Biden crime family (otherwise known as the Biden family) has dirt on others, and can hang onto his fake Presidency, because of blackmail.

-------

Maybe they've got Epstein's video library collection.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 20, 2023 03:34 PM (0zFDK)

340 I still think it should say (Jump to top of comments) cuz that's what the link does.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

341 328 320 Shit, Puddin. I’m joking. Just wanted to get one of my favorite foodstuffs into the thread.
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Well she was certainly not a Hellmans kind of girl.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:34 PM (8Sqzu)

342

If Helen Keller falls over in a forest, does she make a sound when being bear-raped?

Posted by: Dirty Frank at June 20, 2023 03:34 PM (PLQCb)

343 Let me define "harsh treatment" for you. You start by hitting his house at 4 am with a swat team armed automatic rifles and drag his ass outta bed in his jocks, ride his naked ass publicly through the streets in an open cart, flog him bloody, hang him, then draw and quarter. THAT would qualify as harsh treatment. You sniveling dumbass.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 20, 2023 03:35 PM (pohLc)

344 The battle in the dining room between Helen and Annie Sullivan in The Miracle Worker is amazing.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 20, 2023 03:35 PM (znF4D)

345 341 328 320 Shit, Puddin. I’m joking. Just wanted to get one of my favorite foodstuffs into the thread.
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Well she was certainly not a Hellmans kind of girl.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:34 PM (8Sqzu)

Miracle Whip…

Posted by: tubal at June 20, 2023 03:35 PM (PCK5/)

346 IIRC it was widely presumed that Trump didn't know much about the processes for building an administration and, as he had done in business where it doesn't matter as much, he let others handle the "small stuff."

But was taken for a chump by the politicos.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 20, 2023 03:31 PM (Q4IgG)

Some of the early resignations were people like Tillerson, who was not connected to the Washington branch of the Deep State, so I assume Rex was an actual Trump choice.

But yeah, Trump's "bad choices" were as much a result of him being fed bad choices as anything, and then turning on those people when they showed themselves to be loyal to the Deep State and not him.

I particularly love the fact that this now gets used against Trump: No one will work with him. Well yeah, those people who "won't work with him" are mostly backstabbing whores and lying liars. I'm not sure that's a mark against Don.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2023 03:35 PM (dGCAG)

347 159 Inside the submarine, the string quartet is playing Nearer My God to Thee.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at June 20, 2023 03:04 PM (44ww/)
----
Does it even have a toilet? And by this stage the smell has to be suffocating ..... wait.

Posted by: Ciampino - For happy hour at home, we always have Quarantinis at June 20, 2023 03:35 PM (qfLjt)

348 Fox News is pushing Fat boy Christie harder than a stage mom pushes her 7 yo daughter at a tears and tiaras pageant.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 20, 2023 03:36 PM (qxLut)

349 Pence was the insurance policy but supposedly Christian so-cons demanded he be on the ticket. That explanation really does not hold water as Pence was the guy that surrendered as governor to a state RFRA law. I think it was more that he would allow the Deep State cover if Trump was removed from office.
Posted by: whig at June 20, 2023 03:34 PM (LMi1p)

Drag a $100 bill across a born-again church parking lot and you'll land a Deep State acceptable veep.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 20, 2023 03:36 PM (KSNKu)

350 I say we replace our electoral system with a political version of Taskmaster, hosted by Greg Davies and Little Alex Horne.

Couldn't be worse than what we have now, could it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 20, 2023 03:36 PM (LvTSG)

351 The real question is: How did Helen Keller know when she was done wiping?

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2023 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

352 Corruption is the hallmark of garbage tier police states. Nothing is going on here you can't find, or couldn't find in some cases, throughout Latin America at some point.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
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I hate to tell you but every major Western government is full of corrupt politicians. Helmut Kohl, corrupt, Schroeder corrupt, Berlusconi, corrupt, Chirac, corrupt, and so on etc.

Posted by: whig at June 20, 2023 03:37 PM (LMi1p)

353 I still say Lurch was doing Morticia.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


So.....

You rang?

Posted by: Lurch's pillow talk at June 20, 2023 03:37 PM (DgGvY)

354 Fox News is pushing Fat boy Christie harder than a stage mom pushes her 7 yo daughter at a tears and tiaras pageant.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 20, 2023 03:36 PM (qxLut)



You misspelled "Christie pushes on the earth's crust."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

355 I thought I made the darkest joke here, but Dirty Frank let me off the hook.

Posted by: Bourbonchicken at June 20, 2023 03:37 PM (44ww/)

356 302 279 Mike Pence, the worst Trump hire?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 20, 2023 03:24

Jeff Sessions is pretty high on the worst hire list.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2023 03:27 PM (N39Ws)

And the third Stooge... Bill Barr.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 20, 2023 03:37 PM (oHd/0)

357 351 The real question is: How did Helen Keller know when she was done wiping?
Posted by: wth at June 20, 2023 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

No brainer. She sniffed the paper.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 20, 2023 03:38 PM (pohLc)

358 351 The real question is: How did Helen Keller know when she was done wiping?
Posted by: wth at June 20, 2023 03:37 PM (v0R5T)

The taste

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2023 03:38 PM (N39Ws)

359 Drag a $100 bill across a born-again church parking lot and you'll land a Deep State acceptable veep.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
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A lot of evangelicals are more realistic about human nature and voting than are conservative media pundits.

Posted by: whig at June 20, 2023 03:38 PM (LMi1p)

360
Patty Duke married John Astin
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Marrying Gomez Adams is not something to brag about.
Posted by: Pudinhead


And Evil Roy Slade!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2023 03:38 PM (63Dwl)

361 Does it even have a toilet? And by this stage the smell has to be suffocating ..... wait.
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My guess is its quite chilly. Stench does best in hot humid environment like an AMTRACK loaded with Marines or an airplane loaded with Turk day laborers. (BTW, the later is moar worse than the former).

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:38 PM (8Sqzu)

362 Maybe they've got Epstein's video library collection.
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 20, 2023 03:34 PM (0zFDK)

Somebody's got it, that's for sure.

I figured it was all in the warehouse, next to the Ark of the Covenant, but sure, could be in Biden's garage, next to his Vette.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2023 03:39 PM (dGCAG)

363 I hate to tell you but every major Western government is full of corrupt politicians. Helmut Kohl, corrupt, Schroeder corrupt, Berlusconi, corrupt, Chirac, corrupt, and so on etc.
Posted by: whig at June 20, 2023 03:37 PM (LMi1p)

We need to start to use scare quotes for "Western."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 20, 2023 03:39 PM (KSNKu)

364 @354
It's time for Christie to talk about common-sense weight control.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 20, 2023 03:39 PM (KoOj0)

365

Loss of communications plus loss of regular transponder plus failure of automatically activating emergency transponder equals catastrophic hull failure and implosion...

Posted by: Submariners go down often at June 20, 2023 03:39 PM (PLQCb)

366 Time For A Divorce: "Biden’s approval rating among Democrats in a Quinnipiac University poll released last week was 84%. "
Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 20, 2023 02:54 PM (TGPs7)

So Democrats like senile, corrupt, perverted totalitarian?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 20, 2023 03:08 PM (VdGjU)

Well, yes, but in this case Quinnipac is probably just lying. Its too far from an election for them to actually try.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 20, 2023 03:39 PM (eoQWY)

367 Fuckwit strikes again...

Erick Erickson @EWErickson
Guys, Trump admitted on TV tonight he withheld documents from the grand jury. Game over, legally. What an idiot.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 20, 2023 03:40 PM (Vwz3I)

368 Helen Keller was not unattractive as a young woman and looked rather stately as an older adult.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 20, 2023 03:40 PM (Keyt1)

369 Howz my ass taste America ?

Posted by: Hunter Bdien at June 20, 2023 03:40 PM (NtVYv)

370 A lot of evangelicals are more realistic about human nature and voting than are conservative media pundits.
Posted by: whig at June 20, 2023 03:38 PM (LMi1p)

I would say most. To phrase for clarity, "drag a $100 bill across a radio bloviator turned congressman's office..."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 20, 2023 03:40 PM (KSNKu)

371 365

Loss of communications plus loss of regular transponder plus failure of automatically activating emergency transponder equals catastrophic hull failure and implosion...
Posted by: Submariners go down often at June 20, 2023 03:39 PM (PLQCb


Yeah, that's my thoughts. At least it was over before they even could recognize it was coming.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 03:41 PM (5xURv)

372 319 Did Helen Keller ever get laid?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:16 PM (8Sqzu)

On her blind date.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2023 03:23 PM (Lu0ZI)

What's the sign language for "Don't stop. i'm about to ..........."?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Dropping her nail file.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2023 03:29 PM (P63V5)
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I like the related joke: "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

Posted by: Ciampino -- For happy hour at home, we always have Quarantinis at June 20, 2023 03:41 PM (qfLjt)

373 I still say Lurch was doing Morticia.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


He was good with his fingers, too. Ted Cassidy was both Lurch and Thing.

Unless they were both in the same scene, then someone else was Thing.

Posted by: mikeski at June 20, 2023 03:41 PM (DgGvY)

374 Something I guess I hadn't considered, is the extent to which the Biden crime family (otherwise known as the Biden family) has dirt on others, and can hang onto his fake Presidency, because of blackmail.


I don't think its Biden. Its the powerbrokers behind the scenes that are pulling the strings and have the dirt. On everyone. Politicians come and go, but those staffers stay forever.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2023 03:41 PM (e4fEA)

375 We need to start to use scare quotes for "Western."
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
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Better to use scare quotes on 'leader'. The very people that want to be leader, by and large, are the very people you do not want to be lead by.

Posted by: whig at June 20, 2023 03:42 PM (LMi1p)

376 I don't know if it's grosser thinking of Helen Keller having sex, or touching my food
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Is there a difference?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:32 PM (8Sqzu)

I don't know sign language, but I guess it's possible "I'm coming" looks very much like smearing mayo.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2023 03:42 PM (dGCAG)

377 Turn your head, Senator. We want to let the lump have a go at reading the teleprompter!

-- yeah

Posted by: micky at June 20, 2023 03:42 PM (3byMq)

378 367 Fuckwit strikes again...

Erick Erickson @EWErickson
Guys, Trump admitted on TV tonight he withheld documents from the grand jury. Game over, legally. What an idiot.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 20, 2023 03:40 PM (Vwz3I)

No worries, Rev. Erickson will be announcing after the RNC that he has just sent a couple of Benjamins to the Trump campaign.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 20, 2023 03:42 PM (KSNKu)

379 ----
I like the related joke: "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Posted by: Ciampino -- For happy hour at home, we always have Quarantinis at June 20, 2023 03:41 PM (qfLjt)

--- Married men everywhere nodding, knowing this isn't a joke

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2023 03:43 PM (N39Ws)

380 My guess is its quite chilly. Stench does best in hot humid environment like an AMTRACK loaded with Marines or an airplane loaded with Turk day laborers. (BTW, the later is moar worse than the former).
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:38 PM (8Sqzu)

My guess is a weld seam or seal gave way. And under that kind of pressure, it's probably uncontrollable.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at June 20, 2023 03:43 PM (BdMk6)

381 Well, it is a historic first administration making history.

The bad type of history.

Posted by: Ripley at June 20, 2023 03:43 PM (9GTEp)

382 373 I still say Lurch was doing Morticia.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Lurch was hung like a donkey.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:43 PM (8Sqzu)

383 Loss of communications plus loss of regular transponder plus failure of automatically activating emergency transponder equals catastrophic hull failure and implosion...
Posted by: Submariners go down often at June 20, 2023 03:39 PM (PLQCb

Implosion at that depth = death would be instantaneous. They would never know what happened to themselves.

Posted by: Archer at June 20, 2023 03:43 PM (zlq/m)

384 I don't. I kind of think allowing hell bound sinners to simply continue their headlong plunge into hell without some kind of warning doesn't seem especially loving to me.

If one guides their soteriology based on the Potter's Freedom (God creates vessels of wrath and vessels of mercy) then those made to be vessels of wrath will be immune to The Gospel. Christians though, in love and duty to Christ should preach to the Gospel to all.

Loving one's enemies has nothing to do with warm fuzzies, rather the Love in question is agape love which differs from both brotherly and erotic love in that agape love is geared toward the betterment of the recipient regardless of their relationship.

Contrary to the rainbow yard phylacteries: "Love is not Love"

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 20, 2023 03:44 PM (3hSHB)

385 My guess is a weld seam or seal gave way. And under that kind of pressure, it's probably uncontrollable.
----------------
It would be quick, no?

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:44 PM (8Sqzu)

386 > I don't think its Biden. Its the powerbrokers behind the scenes that are pulling the strings and have the dirt. On everyone. Politicians come and go, but those staffers stay forever.
Posted by: Diogenes
_____________

Yea... you can tell things are somewhat fucked up on that account by all the disorganization in the junta. *biden says one thing and an hour later there's a "clarification" statement. The handlers are probably at each other's throats too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 20, 2023 03:44 PM (Q4IgG)

387 I would say most. To phrase for clarity, "drag a $100 bill across a radio bloviator turned congressman's office..."
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
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Yep. E(p)rick Erickson is another such swamp creature as is "I like to watch" Fwench.

Posted by: whig at June 20, 2023 03:45 PM (LMi1p)

388 Find the other tens & tens of millions

March 2021, NBC - The Biden administration said Friday that it had terminated five White House staffers over marijuana use as it tries to balance federal law and hiring guidelines with the drug's legalization in numerous states. What is the fairness that is spoken & written of?

Quickie trial, shall never happen. Lawrence Tribe, twitter, referencing NYTs article re: same. "“In each of four other criminal trials Judge Cannon has overseen that were identified in a New York Times review, she has initially set a relatively quick trial date and later pushed it back.”
^^^Very common among the feds.

For example, obtaining the necessary security clearance's for Trump's legal teams will likely drag on. Even longtime attorney M. Zaid known for filing lawsuits against Trump filed a Declaration against the DOE et al in 2008 regarding his security clearance and the government's refusal to allow him to participate in his client's interest. He ended the Declaration with the sentence, "Either the government has refused to abide by my request or simply ignored it."
Yes, that's the government. And I'm not a lawyer.

God save the Queen.

Posted by: L - very tired at June 20, 2023 03:45 PM (GshMh)

389 371 365

Loss of communications plus loss of regular transponder plus failure of automatically activating emergency transponder equals catastrophic hull failure and implosion...
Posted by: Submariners go down often at June 20, 2023 03:39 PM (PLQCb


Yeah, that's my thoughts. At least it was over before they even could recognize it was coming.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 03:41 PM (5xURv)
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Transponder: you mean something with an aerial to the surface? No radio through salt water.

Posted by: Ciampino - 2,4,6,8, .... who do we need to isolate? at June 20, 2023 03:45 PM (qfLjt)

390 I don't think its Biden. Its the powerbrokers behind the scenes that are pulling the strings and have the dirt. On everyone. Politicians come and go, but those staffers stay forever.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2023 03:41 PM (e4fEA)

I think the crime family concept is mostly accurate. Sure, Alzheimer Joe is the titular head of his syndicate, just like Barak is "head" of his, and I suppose now that JHWB is dead, W is head of his. Or maybe Please Clap is the head, I don't know.

But yeah, whichever capo is actually running things, Joe's got his own operation, and these sometimes compete, and sometimes cooperate with the other mafia dons' families.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2023 03:45 PM (dGCAG)

391 Helen Keller was a huge leftist. Meh.

You know, it's astounding how many don't know that.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 20, 2023 03:46 PM (dpxPz)

392 385 My guess is a weld seam or seal gave way. And under that kind of pressure, it's probably uncontrollable.
----------------
It would be quick, no?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:44 PM (8Sqzu)

If the seam failed, yes. If it's just a hole, a laser beam of water cuts through anything it touches, including the other side of the hull.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 03:46 PM (5xURv)

393 Yea... you can tell things are somewhat fucked up on that account by all the disorganization in the junta. *biden says one thing and an hour later there's a "clarification" statement. The handlers are probably at each other's throats too.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Corrupt faux aristocracies tend to dissolve in power struggles when something bad comes along and are both corrupt and incompetent enough to cause their downfall crisis themselves.

Posted by: whig at June 20, 2023 03:46 PM (LMi1p)

394 Calling that sleazoid, drug-addled greaseball a "First Son" makes me want to puke. And weep for this country.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 20, 2023 03:46 PM (sVtYq)

395 My guess is a weld seam or seal gave way. And under that kind of pressure, it's probably uncontrollable.
----------------
It would be quick, no?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:44 PM (8Sqzu)


Very quick. Dead before they could register any pain.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2023 03:46 PM (e4fEA)

396 Isn't Patty Duke Samwise's mother?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 20, 2023 03:47 PM (XdJaL)

397 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee · 3h
Hunter Avoids Jail Time After Pleading Biden
https://buff.ly/44bcbOU

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 20, 2023 03:47 PM (Vwz3I)

398 Game is over from the start of any Kangaroo Court

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2023 03:47 PM (xhxe8)

399 Supposed Helen Keller didn't get kidnapped often. Who needs a gag and blindfold?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at June 20, 2023 03:48 PM (D+e7M)

400 -- Married men everywhere nodding, knowing this isn't a joke
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

Hubbymayhem has never heard me say that. In bed or anywhere else.

I hate that color.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 20, 2023 03:48 PM (Wy1BU)

401 Well the Biden’s certainly abide by the “make friends of unrighteous mammon” command of Christ.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 20, 2023 03:48 PM (ifdZa)

402 391 Helen Keller was a huge leftist. Meh.

You know, it's astounding how many don't know that.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 20, 2023 03:46 PM (dpxPz)
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Would she have also pushed for equity, where everyone else must become deaf, blind, and mute?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 20, 2023 03:48 PM (KoOj0)

403 385 My guess is a weld seam or seal gave way. And under that kind of pressure, it's probably uncontrollable.
----------------
It would be quick, no?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:44 PM (8Sqzu)

Not as quick as a major implosion, but yes, it would be fairly quick.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at June 20, 2023 03:49 PM (BdMk6)

404 Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 20, 2023 03:46 PM (dpxPz)

I know she was a liberal. She died in 1968 in her 80's, I believe. Leftist had a different connonation in 1968 than it does today. My mother was a Democrat Liberal who died in the 1980s. There is no way she would accept the far, far political views that the leftists have now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 20, 2023 03:50 PM (Keyt1)

405 391 Helen Keller was a huge leftist. Meh.

You know, it's astounding how many don't know that.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver
--------------
Easy to imagine, because she relied on others to exist for her daily life.

Posted by: whig at June 20, 2023 03:50 PM (LMi1p)

406 Why didn't the billionaire douchebag just BUY a damn submarine if he wanted to go sightseeing at the depths of the ocean?

What a f*cktard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

407 So Helen Keller was a Republican who switched to Democrat too?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 03:50 PM (5xURv)

408 Somebody's got it, that's for sure.

I figured it was all in the warehouse, next to the Ark of the Covenant, but sure, could be in Biden's garage, next to his Vette.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2023 03:39 PM (dGCAG)

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Heh. This would make a great new Indiana Jones movie.

/

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 20, 2023 03:51 PM (tR2fR)

409 I believe Helen Keller was an advocate for Socialism specifically.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 20, 2023 03:52 PM (sVtYq)

410 Nood

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 20, 2023 03:53 PM (gf7Ez)

411 I believe Helen Keller was an advocate for Socialism specifically.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 20, 2023 03:52 PM (sVtYq)



She was ruined by her handlers. She didn't form an opinion that wasn't given to her by her 'betters.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 20, 2023 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

412 Ep. 5
https://twitter.com/tuckercarlson

Posted by: micky at June 20, 2023 03:53 PM (3byMq)

413 Calling that sleazoid, drug-addled greaseball a "First Son" makes me want to puke. And weep for this country.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 20, 2023 03:46 PM (sVtYq)
........

Dirty Grandpa was too arrogant and stupid to keep him out of the picture.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2023 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

414 or fucking jokes like Pence.

The guy who couldn't say "fucking joke" is one.

Posted by: DaveA at June 20, 2023 03:53 PM (FhXTo)

415 409 I believe Helen Keller was an advocate for Socialism specifically.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 20, 2023 03:52 PM (sVtYq

Well, in fairness, socialism used to just be interested in social programs. Today it's essentially communism in disguise.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 20, 2023 03:54 PM (5xURv)

416 "The choices recommended to Trump were highly reflective of the Republican Party, which, of course, is how this nation descended into totalitarianism without much pushback.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 20, 2023 03:33 PM (KSNKu) "

admirably concise and exactly true

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 20, 2023 03:56 PM (dwh5k)

417 Our government is run by lawless ASSHOES! IF the genuine law were actually enforced throughout the bureaucracy, equally, regardless of party affiliation, 3/4ths of DC would be in prison.
Those whose bent is towards evil will continue in said evil unless and until that evil is made to be so painful that they can not continue. The evil perpetrated by those on the left has been pain free for the last 40 years or so. I think it is way past time to make up for this deficiency. With malice.

Posted by: Ligma Balzak from Fuggencrass, Vulgaria at June 20, 2023 03:58 PM (JNTt1)

418 The nuclear-powered USS Thresher was the fastest and quietest submarine of its time. On April 10, 1963, while executing numerous deep dive tests off the coast of Cape Cod, Massachusetts, the submarine sank which resulted in the death of all 129 sailors aboard.

The Press & Guide, April '23

Posted by: L - very tired at June 20, 2023 03:58 PM (GshMh)

419 380 My guess is its quite chilly. Stench does best in hot humid environment like an AMTRACK loaded with Marines or an airplane loaded with Turk day laborers. (BTW, the later is moar worse than the former).
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:38 PM (8Sqzu)
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You need to try a long distance bus, loaded with Africans (not the wealthy ones), their chickens and goats, in tropical heat and humidity (close to the Indian Ocean) - my journey Mombasa (Kenya) to Tanga (Tanzania) circa 1963.
I was the only White person and probably the only one who had bathed.

Posted by: Ciampino - 2,4,6,8, ... who do we need to isolate? at June 20, 2023 03:59 PM (qfLjt)

420 When we get to this point, they're not going to allow themselves to be voted out.

They're not afraid of what it will look like. It already looks like that.

Posted by: cpurick at June 20, 2023 04:00 PM (bwWDS)

421 What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: Scaramucci at June 20, 2023 04:00 PM (BzhwT)

422 This cute woman lawyer graduated in the top five percent of her law class, and is smart enough to realize that "twin standards of justice" has nothing to do with her breasts:

https://tinyurl.com/3fy63w48

And no, I didn't look at the link of Joe's latest boobette

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 20, 2023 04:04 PM (Keyt1)

423 Try a bus load of slave (virtual) Filipino, Ceylonese, Indian (dot not feather) and assorted Pakis. 120 degrees, no a/c, pissed off with being searched. Smell was last thing on search team mind.

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2023 04:20 PM (Uv0D2)

424 385 My guess is a weld seam or seal gave way. And under that kind of pressure, it's probably uncontrollable.
----------------
It would be quick, no?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 20, 2023 03:44 PM (8Sqzu)

At those pressures a pin hole leak would cut you in half.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 20, 2023 04:29 PM (pohLc)

425 This cute woman lawyer graduated in the top five percent of her law class, and is smart enough to realize that "twin standards of justice" has nothing to do with her breasts:

https://tinyurl.com/3fy63w48

And no, I didn't look at the link of Joe's latest boobette
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 20, 2023 04:04 PM (Keyt1)


I would hit that like a young Clarence Darrow hitting the law books.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 20, 2023 05:03 PM (aD39U)

426 Liberal Democrats and the M.S. Media are having Ants in Their Pants all over this their not feeling Comfortible

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 20, 2023 05:22 PM (wGqjj)

427 Test Test Test 1 2 3

Posted by: test field at June 20, 2023 06:00 PM (hjF3F)

428 The United States of America ended during the week of November 3, 2020. And we're never getting it back.

Sold out from within and by both major political parties.

It's time we recognize it and start working towards a national divorce.

Posted by: Tracy at June 20, 2023 10:29 PM (0IbFH)

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