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Happy Juneteenth!

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23 shot, at least one killed in Chicago's Juneteenth weekend celebrations.

It's almost as if The Regime just throwing endless Zero-Cost Virtue Signals and dropping endless Self-Esteem Bombs on the black community isn't fixing the actual problems.

But put that thought out of your mind. At the liberal propaganda mill The Dispatch, fat drunk Chris Stirewalk praies Juneteenth as a "day to reflect."

Apologists for American slavery often employ relativistic arguments: Legal slavery was part of human society from its earliest days and persisted in the world for decades after it was abolished here. In some places, it persists even today.

These things are true, and historical context is important. We can't hold people of the past to modern standards. But we can hold them to their own.

The very absence of the words "slave" or "slavery" from the Constitution speaks to the shame the framers felt. We can grant reality--that the politics of the time meant the debate in Philadelphia in 1787 wasn't whether the Constitution would permit slavery or not, but rather whether we would have a Constitution or not--but we can't pretend that it was undertaken without knowledge of the evils involved.

It was an ugly calculation, and it required three key compromises in the document: Anti-slavery delegates agreed to allow 20 years before banning the international slave trade, which was already odious in much of Western society; Southern delegates agreed to get credit for only three-fifths of their enslaved people in determining congressional representation and Electoral College votes...

Enough, fatboy.


John Hayward
@Doc_0

One reason Juneteenth isn't catching on organically with the general public is that it's obviously a politicized partisan "holiday," not a celebration where all Americans are invited to join hands and rejoice in a great achievement. That's what it should be, but it isn't.

The rest of our political culture loudly insists every day that no "victory" has been won against slavery or racism. We're told they are the founding sins of America, for which there will never be atonement or forgiveness. We're told "white supremacy" remains a systemic problem.

If anything, our hysterical racial grievance industry and the ruling Democrat Party say racism and white supremacy are getting WORSE. We're all supposed to feel perpetually guilty and submissive to endless demands for reparations. So what great victory does Juneteenth celebrate?

You can't introduce a "holiday" like this into the context of pervasive grievance-mongering and identity politics and expect people to just say, "Sounds lovely, let's join hands and celebrate!" Every OTHER day, white Americans are told nobody wants to join hands with them.


Our deranged identity politics industry is busy creating white-adjacent categories they can shove disobedient minority groups into - as though whiteness were a contagious disease. Black Americans are told every day that sinister forces are stacking every deck against them.

The Democrat Party is wholly dedicated to stoking racial grievances for political and financial gain - the man in the White House is infamous for yelling "they're gonna put y'all back in CHAINZZ" - so the new federal holiday is naturally viewed with skepticism. Context matters.

CHAINZZZ.

Persuading more states to commemorate Juneteenth would have been a better way to go, but as we know, the totalitarian Left has no patience for representative government. It had to be imposed top-down after the George Floyd riots - a flex of power, not persuasion.

And now look at what we've got: a bloodbath. Juneteenth murder sprees. The long, slow work of creating a more harmonious nation, of putting racism and grievances behind us instead of nuclear-weaponizing them, would have produced a better holiday.

Americans know the calendar is being chopped up into more identity-grievance days and months, pushed on them with corporate and government power instead of fellowship. True holidays spring from goodwill: from people seeing the best in others and offering it from themselves.

If you want to plant a new holiday and have everyone feel comfortable beneath its spreading branches, you need the fertile soil of goodwill, a sense that everyone is invited but no one is commanded. Too much of our political culture is barren of that soil right now. /end

Tom Elliot drops some knowledge about Juneteenth.

And CNN decides to make a race struggle issue of... Father's Day.


Note that this study examines families in which the father is present. In 45% of black families, the father is not present.

But other than that -- great job, excellent value!

Posted by: Ace at 05:30 PM




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1 Mhmm.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 19, 2023 05:30 PM (k1Qly)

2 In honor of Juneteenth, the Pearl Milling Company brand of pancake mixes and syrups is introducing a new mascot, honoring Black mothers: “Mammy Pearl”!

https://is.gd/i0BYfH

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 19, 2023 05:32 PM (kjOVp)

3 >> “Mammy Pearl”!



MAAAAMMY!

Posted by: Zombie Al Jolson at June 19, 2023 05:33 PM (Lh+IR)

4 well SEPTA is only running half trains bc a lot of the conductors decided they had off - even tho they didn't have off

I assume this is a form of reparations?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 19, 2023 05:34 PM (w0NJk)

5 >>> Note that this study examines families in which the father is present.

Why must you interrupt the propaganda with pesky facts?

Posted by: DJ at June 19, 2023 05:35 PM (uosPt)

6 It's been a great Juneteenth. The best.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2023 05:35 PM (iayUP)

7 It is helpful to have an actual Date for a holiday.

This Calvinballesque Holiday of Juneteenth is too nebulous by far.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2023 05:35 PM (Lh+IR)

8 I understand the DOD is searching social media for negative things about Generals and Admirals and other anti-left wing woke bullshit, so I better be careful. Only 103 more days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 19, 2023 05:35 PM (EVR4i)

9 I had a great dad, even though he wasn't black.

Posted by: huerfano at June 19, 2023 05:36 PM (7zEAH)

10 I can't remember a better Juneteenth.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2023 05:36 PM (iayUP)

11
Damn, start serving fried chicken, collard greens, black-eyed peas and watermelon. If that was my lunch I'd be the happiest guy alive.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2023 05:36 PM (MoZTd)

12 3 >> “Mammy Pearl”!

MAAAAMMY!
Posted by: Zombie Al Jolson at June 19, 2023 05:33 PM (Lh+IR)

Dammit. Not often these days when someone beats you to an Al Jolson ref.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 19, 2023 05:36 PM (/xaUq)

13 >> I had a great dad, even though he wasn't black.


I'm sorry for your loss.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2023 05:36 PM (Lh+IR)

14 That '23 shot, one killed' funfest was in unincorporated Willowbrook, Il, a western suburb about 20 minutes from where I live (15 if you leadfoot it, but the Willowbrook cops like to speed-trap). The area has a lot of Section 8 housing that seems to attract spunky, high-spirited youf with high-capacity modified-to-full-auto firearms, for some baffling reason.

It's not even getting much play around here, other than the obligatory weepy statement from US Rep Sean 'Karen' Carsten (D)efective about more needing to be done to keep guns out of the hands of suburban white Republicans.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at June 19, 2023 05:37 PM (a9CYf)

15 Note that this study examines families in which the father is present. In 45% of black families, the father is not present.

But other than that -- great job, excellent value!

Posted by: Ace at 05:30 PM

I would imagine the selection effect here is that black fathers living with their kids are disproportionately single fathers.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at June 19, 2023 05:37 PM (eYoxG)

16 Best thing about Juneteenth is I got a really good parking space close to my office. office is in the same area as the city and county gubmint buildings.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 19, 2023 05:37 PM (T/Lqj)

17 Speaking of which,

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?

Father's Day!

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 19, 2023 05:37 PM (VTu1l)

18 ace, something else you might be interested in:

"According to new CDC data [9.8 MB, 89 pages] released today, nearly 3 in 5 (57%) U.S. teen girls felt persistently sad or hopeless in 2021—double that of boys, representing a nearly 60% increase and the highest level reported over the past decade...

Nearly 1 in 3 (30%) seriously considered attempting suicide—up nearly 60% from a decade ago."

https://tinyurl.com/2zy5k7lq

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 19, 2023 05:37 PM (de2/z)

19 I love black fathers!
- Whoever that guy is that we always joke about getting cucked

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 19, 2023 05:38 PM (de2/z)

20
If Juneteenth was an occasion to mark us and recommit ourselves to moving more closely to the ideals on which this country was founded, that would be OK. Instead, it's just a club to beat white people with.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2023 05:38 PM (MoZTd)

21 They will call this one "The Juneteenth To Remember".

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2023 05:38 PM (iayUP)

22 Never let Democrats forget they were (and still are) the party of slavery and enslavement.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 19, 2023 05:38 PM (MeG8a)

23 One ping only, Vasily.

Posted by: Sean Connery at June 19, 2023 05:38 PM (44ww/)

24
Summer Kwanzaa

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2023 05:38 PM (MoZTd)

25 Persuading more states to commemorate Juneteenth would have been a better way to go

Or everyone could have just kept their beaks out of Texas's quaint, state-specific holiday. You don't see us intruding on your maple syrup festivals and biggest ball of yarn commemorations. Assholes.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 19, 2023 05:39 PM (KFhLj)

26 18 ace, something else you might be interested in:

"According to new CDC data [9.8 MB, 89 pages] released today, nearly 3 in 5 (57%) U.S. teen girls felt persistently sad or hopeless in 2021—double that of boys, representing a nearly 60% increase and the highest level reported over the past decade...

Nearly 1 in 3 (30%) seriously considered attempting suicide—up nearly 60% from a decade ago."

https://tinyurl.com/2zy5k7lq
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 19, 2023 05:37 PM (de2/z)

Wait, I thought commie utopias were great for women and not places of soul wrenching depression and despair for both genders?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 19, 2023 05:39 PM (/xaUq)

27 I hear they are having celebratory gunfire in Chicago to celebrate junteenth.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 19, 2023 05:39 PM (ncXxy)

28 I never want this Juneteenth to end.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2023 05:39 PM (iayUP)

29 I miss my Dad. I miss my Grandpas. Good men. I like to think I kept the tradition of being a good Dad alive.

Got two good sons and a bride who is not quite sick of me yet. Reckon I'm doing all right.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 19, 2023 05:39 PM (T/Lqj)

30 Final toll:

159 Morning Horde , thx JJ. Happy Juneteenth. Over at Heyjackass as of 7am this morning the final weekend tally in Chicago was 11 dead, 51 wounded from 12pm Fri to 7am this morning. The avg over ten years for this weekend is 7 dead, 44 wounded. They aren't including the new holiday today, and the "celebrations" should be a blast. Hope they didn't hear about the Indianapolis watermelon salad
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2023 08:29 AM

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 19, 2023 05:39 PM (Vwz3I)

31 >>Summer Kwanzaa


In the Middle of Rainbow Ramadan.


Truly, we are blessed.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2023 05:39 PM (Lh+IR)

32 Note that this study examines families in which the father is present. In 45% of black families, the father is not present.

But other than that -- great job, excellent value!

Posted by: Ace at 05:30 PM

On top of that, as someone in the Twatter thread mentioned, the answers to the poll questions are likely self-reported.

"How often do you spend time with yo chillrun?"

"Oh, all the time! Honest!"

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 19, 2023 05:40 PM (kjOVp)

33 The "reward" for freeing the slaves ? Which nobody here did, and none of their fathers did ?

Blacks vote 90% Democrat. And you have less State's Rights. This, more than anything else, really is an example of the Republican Party.

Posted by: Shame On Me at June 19, 2023 05:40 PM (vBjG4)

34 If only Juneteenth could be all year long.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2023 05:40 PM (iayUP)

35 If Juneteenth was an occasion to mark us and recommit ourselves to moving more closely to the ideals on which this country was founded, that would be OK. Instead, it's just a club to beat white people with.

--

I love that it's a day off for white folks. Black people scraping by at their crappy low-wage jobs at grocery stores, restaurants, gas stations, etc. aren't getting the day off, but white people at woke corporations, federal jobs, etc. are getting paid vacations.

Lurv it.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 19, 2023 05:40 PM (de2/z)

36 19 I love black fathers!
- Whoever that guy is that we always joke about getting cucked
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 19, 2023 05:38 PM (de2/z)

*checks notes*
Jonah Goldberg
Bill Kristol (or is he a 'confirmed bachelor'?
David French

Pick any two and you might get half a man to make fun of.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 19, 2023 05:41 PM (/xaUq)

37 If Juneteenth was an occasion to mark us and recommit ourselves to moving more closely to the ideals on which this country was founded, that would be OK. Instead, it's just a club to beat white people with.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2023 05:38 PM (MoZTd)

BINGO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 19, 2023 05:41 PM (EVR4i)

38 Persuading more states to commemorate Juneteenth would have been a better way to go


If only we had implemented the Left's latest kick to the American social order's nads in a sensible, moderate way, none of this craziness would've happened.

It's like counter-proposing "civil unions" as a moderate alternative to gay marriage and believing that would stave off the crazy years

Posted by: Hands at June 19, 2023 05:42 PM (786Ro)

39 Summer Kwanzaa

-

hahahaha

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 19, 2023 05:42 PM (de2/z)

40 It was the Teenth of Junetember
That day always remember
Because that was the day
That my Black Daddy Died

Never had a chance to meet him
Never heard nuffin' but bad things about him

Momma I'm depending on you
To tell me the truth

Posted by: W/Apologies to The Temptations at June 19, 2023 05:42 PM (Lh+IR)

41 Wild guess here but I assume a high percentage of those super black dads are Christian.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 19, 2023 05:42 PM (FuEX5)

42 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 19, 2023 05:42 PM (T4tVD)

43 I bought a watermelon today and cut it up and put it into plastic boxes in the refrigerator for use on days that are not only Juneteenth.

Posted by: huerfano at June 19, 2023 05:42 PM (7zEAH)

44 I'll give juneteenth on thing, I got a day off today from the navy. So there is that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 19, 2023 05:43 PM (EVR4i)

45 If only Juneteenth could be all year long.
Posted by: fd

It is in Shitcago.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2023 05:43 PM (Lu0ZI)

46 It's like counter-proposing "civil unions" as a moderate alternative to gay marriage and believing that would stave off the crazy years

That was Jonah Goldberg's preferred method of conserving conservatism.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 19, 2023 05:43 PM (KFhLj)

47 Posted by: W/Apologies to The Temptations at June 19, 2023 05:42 PM (Lh+IR)

PERFECT!

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 19, 2023 05:43 PM (kjOVp)

48
Fodders' Day

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 19, 2023 05:43 PM (de2/z)

49 Happy Rosenburg Day!

Posted by: Valiant at June 19, 2023 05:44 PM (cy2xC)

50 It is in Shitcago.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2023 05:43 PM (Lu0ZI)

They had a shoot around in Chicago in honor of juneteenth that other day, and I don't mean with a basketball

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 19, 2023 05:44 PM (EVR4i)

51 In 45% of black families, the father is not present.


Also in Nevertrump families, curiously enough.

Posted by: Hands at June 19, 2023 05:44 PM (786Ro)

52 Note that this study examines families in which the father is present. In 45% of black families, the father is not present.

==

I 've seen numbers like 67%. It was under 20% in 1960s. Something destroyed the black family..hmmm

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2023 05:44 PM (V13WU)

53 Those Chicago numbers are great!

Heyjackass has it at 11 killed and another 55 wounded this weekend.

Posted by: bjclinger at June 19, 2023 05:45 PM (3sSUd)

54
The civil unions thing seemed like a good compromise at the time. Legal equality, without shitting on the concept of "marriage."

The problem, of course, was that could never be enough, more than anything will ever be enough. They never stop moving goalposts.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2023 05:45 PM (oINRc)

55
Is anyone else having trouble seeing that embedded tweet? And Twitter overall right now for that matter?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 19, 2023 05:45 PM (HLUqj)

56 Is it a coincidence Juneteenth is the day after Father's Day?

Or just a concession?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 19, 2023 05:45 PM (kjOVp)

57 "Heyjackass has it at 11 killed and another 55 wounded this weekend."

Almost qualifies as a mass shooting.

Posted by: fd at June 19, 2023 05:45 PM (iayUP)

58 ok who decided to put June teenth in the middle of PRIDE month?

Posted by: Hands at June 19, 2023 05:46 PM (786Ro)

59 They had a shoot around in Chicago in honor of juneteenth that other day, and I don't mean with a basketball.

The proper response, instead of running in there and trying to fix it ? Just step back and watch. Avert your eyes, those here that can't stand to see such things.

If you believe in freedom, then you have to believe in allowing Chicago to fix Chicago. No matter how ugly it gets. Especially if you don't live in Chicago.

And if you do ? Your fault.

Posted by: Shame On Me at June 19, 2023 05:46 PM (vBjG4)

60 They will call this one "The Juneteenth To Remember".

I never want this Juneteenth to end.

If only Juneteenth could be all year long.
Posted by: fd at June 19, 2023 05:40 PM (iayUP)

You sir are a Great American!

Posted by: Sean Hannity at June 19, 2023 05:46 PM (v0R5T)

61 Keep in mind that "Juneteenth" commemorates the occassion of the first time that the slaves in Texas were informed of The Emancipation Proclamation, and their resultant freedom.

Word of this development was delivered by a Union General, who had just taken the port city of Galveston, by force, some two full months after Lee's surrender at Appomattox. This, in conjunction with the Battle of Sabine Pass, were the final battles of the Civil War.

Here is a link to a photo of Ashton Villa, the 2nd floor balcony from which the aforementioned Proclamation was read to the assembled slaves there on the Island.

https://tinyurl.com/htzxnuzp

Unfortunately, the "activist" community is well on the way to disfiguring those grounds, what with tasteless signage and ill-placed statuary. Otherwise, it's a beautiful building and grounds, and remains an open museum and tour.

I'll have to see if I can get a "Thanks Republicans!" bronze emplaced there... maybe at 3am on a dark and rainy night?


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2023 05:46 PM (e6UQI)

62
The problem, of course, was that could never be enough, more than anything will ever be enough. They never stop moving goalposts.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2023 05:45 PM (oINRc)


You think we'd have learned by now that compromising with the Left only establishes the next line they'll demand you surrender.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2023 05:46 PM (MoZTd)

63 If only Juneteenth could be all year long.

Posted by: fd


If it means Federal employees are on holiday instead of working hard to f*** us all over, that would not be the worst thing.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at June 19, 2023 05:46 PM (OUMaO)

64
I can't wait til the monkeypox aficionados decide they want February too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2023 05:46 PM (oINRc)

65 By far the best Temptations tune.

That Wah Pedal. Perfection.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2023 05:46 PM (Lh+IR)

66 I'd actually like to have a National Holiday for the end of slavery and the end of the party that introduced it and supported it - the Democratic Party. Can we have that? I could get behind that.

But no - what we have is Democratic Party hypocrites who would enslave people readily if they could enforce that, with some fake celebration of their defeat to do exactly what they would gladly do again.

It is sickening is what it is. The Republicans gave their lives only so the Dem Rebels could re-enslave the populace for their cause and stick in the freer face...? It's a slap in face.

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2023 05:47 PM (K+UlC)

67 >>>ok who decided to put June teenth in the middle of PRIDE month?

Posted by: Hands at June 19, 2023 05:46 PM

It's when the letter finally got to Texas. Mail was slow in those days.

Posted by: huerfano at June 19, 2023 05:47 PM (7zEAH)

68 Seems racist. Obviously.

Posted by: That guy who thinks everything is racist at June 19, 2023 05:47 PM (fxrF8)

69 Heh. Summer Kwanzaa.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2023 05:47 PM (Lu0ZI)

70 The reason the "Juneteenth" fails as a national holiday is because it was always a very local holiday. Specific to Texas. It wasn't celebrated by everyone but it was observed at the state level. Nobody has been able to explain how a state level holiday is applicable to Idaho, New Hampshire or any of the other states.

Posted by: Stacy0311 at June 19, 2023 05:47 PM (DtPtM)

71 Dr. Huxtable was America's Dad.

Posted by: Drugged, but Happy at June 19, 2023 05:47 PM (Nn3xT)

72 Your papa ain't your papa, but your papa don't know.
Oh, woe is me. Shame and scandal in the family.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 19, 2023 05:47 PM (MeG8a)

73 Is it a coincidence Juneteenth is the day after Father's Day?

Or just a concession?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus


Well more than half of 'em don't get to celebrate the one, so

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at June 19, 2023 05:47 PM (OUMaO)

74 Blonde Morticia, it seems to be working just fine for me, but service quality may vary by ISP or even IP, these days it seems.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 19, 2023 05:48 PM (kjOVp)

75 To me the first Cultural Marxist holiday

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2023 05:48 PM (xhxe8)

76
Hope they didn't hear about the Indianapolis watermelon salad

That was a year ago.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2023 05:48 PM (63Dwl)

77 Dr. Huxtable was America's Dad.
Posted by: Drugged, but Happy

A pretty sizable number of gals drank to that!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 19, 2023 05:48 PM (mp9e7)

78 Thinking about it some more, I guess the apostrophe should be after the "R" since fodder is both singular and the plural, right? So

Fodder's Day

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 19, 2023 05:49 PM (de2/z)

79 You guys ! Ponniyin Selvan Part 2 is out on Amazon !

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2023 05:49 PM (V13WU)

80 Yes basically Summer Kwanzaa

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2023 05:49 PM (xhxe8)

81 I'd actually like to have a National Holiday for the end of slavery and the end of the party that introduced it and supported it - the Democratic Party. Can we have that? I could get behind that.

Only if I get a Holiday for the end of State's Rights and the idea that we're a Republic in any way, shape, or form.

Does it ever dawn on you why the Modern Liberals want to erase the Civil War so badly ? Here's a hint - it has nothing to do with slavery. And everything to do with the idea of insurrection.

Posted by: Shame On Me at June 19, 2023 05:49 PM (vBjG4)

82 this reminds me of an episode of the cartoon series 'futurama' in which robot santa (it's the year 3000) runs into kwanza bot, who shows him a book: the cover shows a black man and woman in what are supposed to be traditional african garb looking at each other looking puzzled: the title of the book is 'what the hell is kwaanza?'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 19, 2023 05:49 PM (B1FKF)

83 Went to Target to pick up some Juneteenth merch to put out in front of house. No go. Must have been sold out.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 19, 2023 05:50 PM (ju2Fy)

84 That Wah Pedal. Perfection.
Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2023 05:46 PM (Lh+IR)

I kinda hate the wah pedal. Just my opinion.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 19, 2023 05:50 PM (T/Lqj)

85
"According to new CDC data [9.8 MB, 89 pages] released today, nearly 3 in 5 (57%) U.S. teen girls felt persistently sad or hopeless in 2021—double that of boys, representing a nearly 60% increase and the highest level reported over the past decade...

Nearly 1 in 3 (30%) seriously considered attempting suicide—up nearly 60% from a decade ago."

https://tinyurl.com/2zy5k7lq
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 19, 2023 05:37 PM (de2/z)

If I was one of those teenage boys, I would be there to guide and comfort them.

Posted by: Dr Nick at June 19, 2023 05:50 PM (Zvtjl)

86 Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2023 05:46 PM

So what you're saying, basically is, Juneteenth is a celebration of some Union General living on C.P.T.

This seems about right.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 19, 2023 05:50 PM (kjOVp)

87 You learn something new every day. Today I learned there is an official Juneteenth flag

https://tinyurl.com/4kwmp55m

This special flag is flown at all FedGov installations and most cities and towns. (Below the US Flag, as far as I can tell.) All of those places have official Juneteenth flag raising ceremonies.

Some places, such as the City of Chula Vista, CA, note on their Juneteenth page that the pride flag will be replaced by the Juneteenth flag on Juneteenth. (Intersectionality collision!)

https://tinyurl.com/4e6a8tsz

Is Juneteenth the only Federal Holiday with its own flag???? I think so.

Good Grief.

Posted by: Gref at June 19, 2023 05:51 PM (AMIL/)

88 Chula Vista: Spanish for "Look at my Chula."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 19, 2023 05:52 PM (T/Lqj)

89 75 To me the first Cultural Marxist holiday
Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2023 05:48 PM (xhxe

Nah, that was Labor Day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 19, 2023 05:52 PM (/xaUq)

90 Only in Soviet America: A Holiday about the end of slavery celebrated by a government that demands it can take more then half of the sweat of your brow, ban your from doing thing it doesn't like, and wants to destroy anyone that even questions why they get to dominate you.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2023 05:53 PM (lc5cP)

91 Here's a hint - it has nothing to do with slavery. And everything to do with the idea of insurrection.
Posted by: Shame On Me at June 19, 2023 05:49 PM (vBjG4)

You don't know very much about the Democratic Party, do you? Even George Washington wanted to outlaw political parties. Please, don't try to graft onto Federalism the right for any evil political entity that doesn't believe in it to exist, that ship sailed.

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2023 05:53 PM (K+UlC)

92 re 78: and as costello said to abbott 'so a fodder horse eats his fodder, and that fodder horse eats his fodder, and pretty soon there'll be no fodders left for fodder's day!'

another episode of the old show, abbott tells costello that gold comes in veins and costello says 'is that why your legs are so lumpy?'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 19, 2023 05:53 PM (B1FKF)

93 Happy 84th Birthday John MacArthur!

https://tinyurl.com/5xv43hhj


Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 19, 2023 05:53 PM (P9uwL)

94 I 've seen numbers like 67%. It was under 20% in 1960s. Something destroyed the black family..hmmm

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2023 05:44 PM (V13WU)

Closer to 80%. Senator Moynihan was prophetic and denounced for it.

Posted by: JmT at June 19, 2023 05:53 PM (Ey8kR)

95 What's on the Juneteenth flag?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 19, 2023 05:53 PM (Lu0ZI)

96 Nothing says "celebrating higher ideals" as a drive-by killing.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at June 19, 2023 05:53 PM (BdMk6)

97 The reason the "Juneteenth" fails as a national holiday is because it was always a very local holiday. Specific to Texas. It wasn't celebrated by everyone but it was observed at the state level. Nobody has been able to explain how a state level holiday is applicable to Idaho, New Hampshire or any of the other states.

Posted by: Stacy0311

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Seems easy enough.

Idaho - 0.9% black
New Hampshire - 1.9% black

The white people were freeing those Texas blacks again after they were already free, so it is a celebration for the 99% white populations in those states who might not have realized that they were doing something so awesome.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 19, 2023 05:54 PM (de2/z)

98 Went to Target to pick up some Juneteenth merch to put out in front of house. No go. Must have been sold out.
Posted by: olddog in mo at June 19, 2023 05:50 PM (ju2Fy)
........

You don't already have a lawn jockey?

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2023 05:55 PM (v0R5T)

99 Is it a coincidence Juneteenth is the day after Father's Day?

Or just a concession?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus


Father's Day is the third Sunday in June, so somewhere between the 15th and 21st. Juneteenth is always the 19th. So, 1 out of 7 of years this happens.

Another 1 out of 7 of years, like last year, they're the same dang day.

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2023 05:55 PM (DgGvY)

100 52 Note that this study examines families in which the father is present. In 45% of black families, the father is not present.

==

I 've seen numbers like 67%. It was under 20% in 1960s. Something destroyed the black family..hmmm
Posted by: runner at June 19, 2023 05:44 PM (V13WU)

You can thank LBJ's "Great Society" for that. What party did he belong to again...?

Posted by: Democrats saw black families improving and had to do something about it at June 19, 2023 05:55 PM (AJ2DX)

101 Growing up in Texas, we learned about Juneteenth. Yes, Texas was the last to hear about the EP.

Even in this current era of participation trophies, being last isn’t exactly a cause for celebration.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 19, 2023 05:55 PM (u73oe)

102 You learn something new every day. Today I learned there is an official Juneteenth flag

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"The flag is the brainchild of activist Ben Haith, founder of the National Juneteenth Celebration Foundation (NJCF). Haith created the flag in 1997 with the help of collaborators, and Boston-based illustrator Lisa Jeanne Graf brought their vision to life."

Holy crap, I thought "Summer Kwanzaa" was a joke, but no, it really is Summer Kwanzaa.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 19, 2023 05:56 PM (de2/z)

103 You don't know very much about the Democratic Party, do you? Even George Washington wanted to outlaw political parties. Please, don't try to graft onto Federalism the right for any evil political entity that doesn't believe in it to exist, that ship sailed.

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2023 05:53 PM (K+UlC)


Only Republicans can look back at the Federal Government imposing their will on dissent - and somehow see how it was justified. Party of Lincoln, indeed.

Boswell - which political party is close to being outlawed now ? You see any irony in that ? No. Of course you don't.

It's astonishing, really, why everyone simply does not love you, isn't it ?

Posted by: Shame On Me at June 19, 2023 05:56 PM (vBjG4)

104 Fake holiday from a fake government

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2023 05:57 PM (RIvkX)

105 18
Nearly 1 in 3 (30%) seriously considered attempting suicide—up nearly 60% from a decade ago."

https://tinyurl.com/2zy5k7lq

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 19, 2023 05:37 PM (de2/z)
----
I know it's semantics but 'considered attempting' not 'actually committing'.

Posted by: Ciampino --- A non binary fascist is a Not-she at June 19, 2023 05:57 PM (qfLjt)

106 It's important to remember this Junteenth, that if you don't support Joe Biden, "You ain't black".

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 05:57 PM (ynpvh)

107 What's on the Juneteenth flag?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Via CNN, an "explainer":

https://is.gd/8laKqL

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 19, 2023 05:57 PM (kjOVp)

108
Holy crap, I thought "Summer Kwanzaa" was a joke

Holy crap, I intended "Summer Kwanzaa" to be a joke.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2023 05:57 PM (MoZTd)

109 8 Went to Target to pick up some Juneteenth merch to put out in front of house. No go. Must have been sold out.
Posted by: olddog in mo at June 19, 2023 05:50 PM (ju2Fy)
........

You don't already have a lawn jockey?
Posted by: wth at June 19, 2023 05:55 PM (v0R5T)

Not a tranny one. They only added those this year.

Posted by: Jockeys in drag at June 19, 2023 05:57 PM (AJ2DX)

110 First of all, there are no "Slavery apologists." Only a dishonest hack would say something like that.

But also - Civil rights leaders of the '50s and '60s saw slavery and Jim Crow as incompatible with America's founding principles. They celebrated America for living up to its principles, no matter the cost, by getting rid of the first and working on getting rid of the second.

It was a proof of the greatness of our country, and its founders, that we did these things.

Modern "Civil rights leaders" claim that America's founding principle is slavery and that it ended because blacks demanded it, or something equally stupid. Slavery is America's "original sin" for which there is no forgiveness.

If Juneteenth is to be celebrated, it shouldn't be as a black only holiday, but as a celebration of America. Of our founding principles that wouldn't allow slavery to continue, of the Abolitionists who fought for decades to end the practice and of the hundreds of thousands of America soldiers who "died to set men free."

But that would be uniting. That would be healing. And where's the profit in that?

Posted by: 29Victor at June 19, 2023 05:57 PM (M+gBW)

111 105 18
Nearly 1 in 3 (30%) seriously considered attempting suicide—up nearly 60% from a decade ago."

https://tinyurl.com/2zy5k7lq

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 19, 2023 05:37 PM (de2/z)
----
I know it's semantics but 'considered attempting' not 'actually committing'.

Posted by: Ciampino --- A non binary fascist is a Not-she at June 19, 2023 05:57 PM (qfLjt)

or even attempting.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 05:57 PM (ynpvh)

112 nearly 3 in 5 (57%) U.S. teen girls felt persistently sad or hopeless in 2021--double that of boys

Well, they are told they have to go to college. And that they have to take out loans And they are told that 1 in 5 will be sexually assaulted* on campus.

(*for some value of "sexually assaulted", ranging from actual sexual assault to 'some guy I don't like looked at me')

Posted by: Chuck C at June 19, 2023 05:58 PM (xttsV)

113 I'd never even heard of Juneteenth until I moved to Colorado a quarter century ago. And it seemed like a minor thing, picnics, etc., thanks to the nice weather. Quatro de Cinco was a bigger deal back then.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 19, 2023 05:58 PM (T/Lqj)

114 Summer Kwanza was Seals and Crofts biggest selling single.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2023 05:58 PM (Lh+IR)

115 "According to new CDC data [9.8 MB, 89 pages] released today, nearly 3 in 5 (57%) U.S. teen girls felt persistently sad or hopeless in 2021—double that of boys, representing a nearly 60% increase and the highest level reported over the past decade...


Fortunately, it's nothing that cutting off their breasts and growing a nice mustache won't cure.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2023 05:58 PM (guGkK)

116 Since Juneteenth, a Black ethnic holiday the implicitly excludes everyone else (Why not Emancipation Day instead?), 70% of 45% of Black dads are engaged with their kids. That, does math, is like 31% of Black dads take care of their kids personally. Which s obviously way better than 60% of white dads and 45% Hispanic dads who do the same. 100% participation medals must be instantly awarded! As for the awol 69%, can we ask if they are out celebrating Father's Day and Juneteenth by driving up the body count? Nah. Asking things like this are raccccist.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 19, 2023 05:58 PM (yFhY9)

117 Man, it's days like this I really miss Second City Cop.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 19, 2023 05:58 PM (/BBNv)

118 CNN Father's Day message is to remind you that black dads are superior to all you non-black dads.
______________

But no one knows who is whose father. Apart from that ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 05:59 PM (YqDXo)

119 You don't know very much about the Democratic Party, do you? Even George Washington wanted to outlaw political parties. Please, don't try to graft onto Federalism the right for any evil political entity that doesn't believe in it to exist, that ship sailed.

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2023 05:53 PM


He also believed that only rich land owners should be able to vote.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 19, 2023 05:59 PM (ncXxy)

120 Nearly 1 in 3 (30%) seriously considered attempting suicide—up nearly 60% from a decade ago."

https://tinyurl.com/2zy5k7lq


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I know it's semantics but 'considered attempting' not 'actually committing'.

Posted by: Ciampino

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I don't disagree. The bolded part is the important bit, though.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 19, 2023 05:59 PM (de2/z)

121 23 shot, at least one killed in Chicago's Juneteenth weekend celebrations.
_______________

I blame systemic racism.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 05:59 PM (YqDXo)

122
Fortunately, it's nothing that cutting off their breasts and growing a nice mustache won't cure.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2023 05:58 PM (guGkK)


Then they'll grow up to be pseudo-males and feel really sad and hopeless.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2023 06:00 PM (MoZTd)

123 Matt Talibi recently had a good video up... primarily about trans stuff... but it fits this too.

I don't care what you think. I don't care what you do unless you hurt someone else. The problem is you are trying to force me to both participate and Celebrate what you believe. You are trying to dictate MY beliefs and actions.

And that, you will not do. One thing I learned when I moved back in to take care of my aging Mom... true freedom is the ability to say no, and have it stick. If they can use emotional Judo or Social pressure to get you to do things you don't want, then you are not free.

But those are shackles we place upon ourselves.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 19, 2023 06:00 PM (oHd/0)

124 ...Does it ever dawn on you why the Modern Liberals want to erase the Civil War so badly ? Here's a hint - it has nothing to do with slavery. And everything to do with the idea of insurrection. Posted by: Shame On Me at June 19, 2023 05:49 PM (vBjG4)


I never knew that the Civil War started on January 6th. Wow!

/s


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2023 06:00 PM (e6UQI)

125 Juneteenth gives me a laugh for a different reason. Delaware (home of Joey) and Kentucky (Mitch) did not end slavery until the 13th Amendment went into effect in 12/1865. Strangely enough there were also 16 slaves in New Jersey until that date as well. Those states therefore have no business allowing government workers a day off.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2023 06:00 PM (W1/AW)

126 Where is Chris Stirewalt coming up with these "slavery apologists"?

Posted by: Emmie at June 19, 2023 06:01 PM (Emce2)

127 So it's Juneteenth. Before I saw it in print I thought everybody was talking about "chewin' teeth" and I thought how cool it is that the freed slaves were provided with new dentures.

I naturally just assumed it had something to do with indentured servitude.

Posted by: Harumphy Bogart at June 19, 2023 06:01 PM (kXYt5)

128 The hippies in Asheville had to cancel their Juneteenth celebration after the only two black people in the entire town shot one another.

Posted by: NCKate at June 19, 2023 06:01 PM (d5Qya)

129 113 I'd never even heard of Juneteenth until I moved to Colorado a quarter century ago. And it seemed like a minor thing, picnics, etc., thanks to the nice weather. Quatro de Cinco was a bigger deal back then.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 19, 2023 05:58 PM (T/Lqj)

I didn't hear of it until a year or two ago, so there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:01 PM (ynpvh)

130 105
I know it's semantics but 'considered attempting' not 'actually committing'.

It's like trying to appear cool and say you have had sex when in fact still a virgin.
I considered robbing a bank .....

Posted by: Ciampino --- A non binary fascist is a Not-she at June 19, 2023 06:01 PM (qfLjt)

131 But also - Civil rights leaders of the '50s and '60s saw slavery and Jim Crow as incompatible with America's founding principles.

That is a lie. The latest writings of MLK explore how equity will only occur if America adopted some aspects of Socialism. You can look it up yourself, if you like.

The idea that MLK only wanted to be judged "by the content of his character" ignores the latest writings of MLK. Simply not true.

Posted by: Shame On Me at June 19, 2023 06:01 PM (vBjG4)

132 One day papa called me to his dyin' bed
Put his hands on my shoulders And in tears he said
He said "Patches, I'm depending on you son,
To pull the family through,
My son, Juneteenth bbq 'zall left up to you"

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 19, 2023 06:01 PM (4I/2K)

133 Idaho - 0.9% black

Idahoans in commercials - 47% black.

Posted by: JmT at June 19, 2023 06:01 PM (Ey8kR)

134 Is Juneteenth the only Federal Holiday with its own flag???? I think so.
Good Grief.
Posted by: Gref


Depends how you count Flag Day. It has its own flag, but the day is about the flag and not the other way around.

Posted by: mikeski at June 19, 2023 06:02 PM (DgGvY)

135 "According to new CDC data [9.8 MB, 89 pages] released today, nearly 3 in 5 (57%) U.S. teen girls felt persistently sad or hopeless in 2021—double that of boys, representing a nearly 60% increase and the highest level reported over the past decade...

Nearly 1 in 3 (30%) seriously considered attempting suicide—up nearly 60% from a decade ago."
__________________

Feminists at Berkeley used to say that women "attempted" suicide at four times the rate of men.

I pointed out that men were several times more likely to actually commit suicide. So either the girls were drama queens who took a handful of gummie vites and then called everyone they knew saying they'd "taken a bunch of pills," or the girls were technically incompetent. Or both.

The feminists were not amused.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 06:02 PM (YqDXo)

136 114 Summer Kwanza was Seals and Crofts biggest selling single.

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2023 05:58 PM (Lh+IR)

Sounds like some African-America actress. The black Summer Glau.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:02 PM (ynpvh)

137 Then they'll grow up to be pseudo-males and feel really sad and hopeless.

--

"I know! I'll cut off all the bits that bring me sexual pleasure AND permanently give up my ability to have sex anytime I want to at the same time!"

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 19, 2023 06:02 PM (de2/z)

138 The obsession with race and racism is an obsession of elites. Perhaps I am being naive, but on the ground level, too many people are spending too much time living out their lives than worry about who looks like who.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2023 06:02 PM (tYTox)

139
Happy Fried Commie Spy Day everybody!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 19, 2023 06:03 PM (n+4am)

140 You know. This could all be solved if more men chestfed their babies.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2023 06:03 PM (TXEHw)

141 118 CNN Father's Day message is to remind you that black dads are superior to all you non-black dads.
______________

But no one knows who is whose father. Apart from that ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 05:59 PM (YqDXo)

There's a TV show for that.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauren_Lake's_Paternity_Court

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:03 PM (ynpvh)

142 Check out haiti...where the Slaves freed themselves,
and currently are "Freeing themselves" from crime, bypassing the failed liberal Dem Govt completely and cleaning up their own neighborhoods one block at a time, armed with sticks, any sharp object, local knowledge and NUMBERS. Day and night, they are chopping up and burning EVERY criminal the can hunt down, largest reduction in crime in world history, in the shortest time. Even the Lib newspapers, in the region and Europe, are saying "UN, stay out of it, Let this happen"

Posted by: birddog at June 19, 2023 06:03 PM (uAI4S)

143
These WTM trannies should wish to God that they don't get treated like men.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2023 06:03 PM (MoZTd)

144 I pointed out that men were several times more likely to actually commit suicide.

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"Can't y'all do ANYTHING as good as us?"

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 19, 2023 06:04 PM (de2/z)

145 Paternity was the "Who's Yo Daddy!?" show.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:04 PM (ynpvh)

146 You can thank LBJ's "Great Society" for that. What party did he belong to again...?
Posted by: Democrats saw black families improving and had to do something about it at June 19, 2023 05:55 PM (AJ2DX)

The Cuck party ?

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2023 06:04 PM (V13WU)

147 It's astonishing, really, why everyone simply does not love you, isn't it ?
Posted by: Shame On Me at June 19, 2023 05:56 PM (vBjG4)

You're a buffoon. This is a Constitutional Republic, not a playground for warring factions like sort of Dem. Republic of Congo. You're not allowed to enslave rightful citizens, or a have a court that suggests it alright to do it (Dred Scott) that they never had in the first place.

The Democratic Party is not an entity established by the US Constitution nor is it an institution that the American People can't abolish - even by decree. Their sewer view points can be spewed by other entities, it's their 1st amendment right.

Posted by: Boswell at June 19, 2023 06:04 PM (K+UlC)

148 By far the best Temptations tune.

That Wah Pedal. Perfection.
Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2023 05:46 PM


As long as it's the 12:04 version off of "All Directions"

Posted by: Chuck C at June 19, 2023 06:04 PM (xttsV)

149 Tom Elliot needs to drop some knowledge on himself. The Republican Party was created specifically as an anti-slavery Party. I’m sure Lincoln joined because he misunderstood and thought it was FOR slavery.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2023 06:04 PM (MNhXM)

150 122
Fortunately, it's nothing that cutting off their breasts and growing a nice mustache won't cure.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2023 05:58 PM (guGkK)

Then they'll grow up to be pseudo-males and feel really sad and hopeless.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2023 06:00 PM (MoZTd)

Then they'll die, and archaeologists will dig them up and declare they found a female skeleton.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:05 PM (ynpvh)

151 Juneteenth gives me a laugh for a different reason. Delaware (home of Joey) and Kentucky (Mitch) did not end slavery until the 13th Amendment went into effect in 12/1865. Strangely enough there were also 16 slaves in New Jersey until that date as well. Those states therefore have no business allowing government workers a day off.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2023 06:00 PM


Plus almost all New England States had anti-miscegenation laws on the books until well into the middle of the 19th century.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 19, 2023 06:05 PM (ncXxy)

152
Gee.

The dads who stay with their families in a community that doesn't value fatherhood are especially committed dads.

Whoda thunk it?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2023 06:05 PM (oINRc)

153 "I know! I'll cut off all the bits that bring me sexual pleasure AND permanently give up my ability to have sex anytime I want to at the same time!"
Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 19, 2023 06:02 PM (de2/z)

And then bitch that no one wants to DATE you!

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 19, 2023 06:05 PM (oHd/0)

154 A joke about Oklahoma State football team.

Application for football tryout:

What is your mother's full name __________.

What is your father's full name __________.

What is your father's full name __________..

What is your father's full name ___________.




Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at June 19, 2023 06:05 PM (BdMk6)

155 Lincoln was anti-slavery. He just thought that most blacks were never going to be good citizens.

He may have been right

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 19, 2023 06:06 PM (vg8N1)

156 This "Juneteenth" holiday annoys the hell out of me. They should have said, "You can have either Juneteenth or MLK's birthday, but not both. You choose."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 06:06 PM (YqDXo)

157 Juneteenth isn't even clever. It's retarded and fag talk.

Posted by: Eagle Lips at June 19, 2023 06:06 PM (453+A)

158 133 Idaho - 0.9% black

Idahoans in commercials - 47% black.

Posted by: JmT at June 19, 2023 06:01 PM (Ey8kR)

And 33% gay.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:06 PM (ynpvh)

159 >>>Seventy percent of Black fathers who live with their children .. compared with their White (60%) or Hispanic (45%) counterparts.

It's math!

Posted by: m at June 19, 2023 06:07 PM (ASp1y)

160 Actually, the blacks were making great strides until LBJ's "Great Society."

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 19, 2023 06:07 PM (vg8N1)

161 Plus almost all New England States had anti-miscegenation laws on the books until well into the middle of the 19th century.

They liked the idea of Indenture better. And still do. End of story.

Posted by: Shame On Me at June 19, 2023 06:07 PM (vBjG4)

162 "Apologists for American slavery..."

They're literally oozing out of the walls everywhere. Seriously, guys.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 19, 2023 06:07 PM (AiZBA)

163 >>As long as it's the 12:04 version off of "All Directions"


That's the one. That intro...

Posted by: garrett at June 19, 2023 06:07 PM (Lh+IR)

164 70 The reason the "Juneteenth" fails as a national holiday is because it was always a very local holiday. Specific to Texas. It wasn't celebrated by everyone but it was observed at the state level. Nobody has been able to explain how a state level holiday is applicable to Idaho, New Hampshire or any of the other states.

Posted by: Stacy0311 at June 19, 2023 05:47 PM (DtPtM)


Representative Sheila Jackson Lee (D- State of Texas and the State of Idiocy) had been pushing making Juneteenth a National Holiday for many years. Never got to a floor vote. Saint George Floyd's OD created a Juneteenth political opportunity for Nanzi. She brought Sheila's damned bill to a floor vote got it passed. Senate Republicans were all-in, afraid of being called ray-ciss.

I believe this damned bill is the only one Sheila Jackson Lee authored that has been passed and signed into law. She's not running for re-election next year. Instead, she'll run for Mayor of Houston. She has a lot of seniority in the Dem Caucus; I think she's baling-out of Congress to avoid the embarrassment of Hakeem Jeffries not making her ranking member or chairman of a full House Committee in the next Congress.

Posted by: Gref at June 19, 2023 06:07 PM (AMIL/)

165 The 3/5 canard ranks up there with the president and vice-president can't be from the same state.

Contra vermin like Al Gore, the 3/5 compromise was reached after the southern states wanted ALL slaves to be counted in the census, and the northern free states didn't want to count them at all. When congressional representation was at stake, those positions make sense.

Posted by: go get your fuckin shine box at June 19, 2023 06:08 PM (2wS81)

166 Lincoln was anti-slavery. He just thought that most blacks were never going to be good citizens.

He may have been right

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 19, 2023 06:06 PM


He also said if he could save the country without freeing a single slave he would do that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 19, 2023 06:08 PM (ncXxy)

167 You know. This could all be solved if more men chestfed their babies.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2023 06:03 PM (TXEHw)
===
I imagine most chestfeeding men express soy milk.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2023 06:08 PM (RIvkX)

168 Here's why Juneteenth isn't catching on:

Its only really popular in a small segment of the US population, in Texas and some of Louisiana. Many people aren't even aware its a thing, and if they do, few know what it is even about.

And when they find out, they say "that's it??" Because its a ridiculous excuse for a holiday.

You want a holiday of this kind? Celebrate the day the Emancipation Proclaimation was read. Or the day that Congress passed a law freeing all slaves. Or the day that the 13th amendment was passed.

But Juneteenth?? Really??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2023 06:09 PM (0hOvj)

169 151 Juneteenth gives me a laugh for a different reason. Delaware (home of Joey) and Kentucky (Mitch) did not end slavery until the 13th Amendment went into effect in 12/1865. Strangely enough there were also 16 slaves in New Jersey until that date as well. Those states therefore have no business allowing government workers a day off.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2023 06:00 PM


Plus almost all New England States had anti-miscegenation laws on the books until well into the middle of the 19th century.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 19, 2023 06:05 PM (ncXxy)

California did until 1948...20th Century.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:09 PM (ynpvh)

170 I pointed out that men were several times more likely to actually commit suicide. So either the girls were drama queens who took a handful of gummie vites and then called everyone they knew saying they'd "taken a bunch of pills," or the girls were technically incompetent. Or both.

Or they choose methods that provide a window of time for re-consideration. It's kind of hard to change your mind after you pull the trigger or kick away the stool. There was a documentary on people who survived a suicide attempt of jumping off the Golden Gate bridge. Every one said that "this was a stupid idea" about half a second after they jumped.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 19, 2023 06:10 PM (xttsV)

171 Lincoln was anti-slavery. He just thought that most blacks were never going to be good citizens.

The man tried to "let me be clear" more than Obama. He was clear enough. He'd free the slaves. Or keep the slaves in bondage. Or free some, and leave the others. As long as he could preserve The Union.

The Union, of course, being those that didn't want to be in The Union. Kind of like all those joints in Eastern Europe still behind the Iron Curtain.

It's odd. I drank with a few Russians this week, on a job. They talked about the Soviet Union. Never once expressed satisfaction about compelling Poland to stay against their will.

Must be a Yankee thing.

Posted by: Shame On Me at June 19, 2023 06:10 PM (vBjG4)

172
LBJ didn't make blacks Democrats. FDR did.

Posted by: Auspex at June 19, 2023 06:10 PM (j4U/Z)

173 Study says of black fathers living in the home with child but the quote from the researcher says the study shows high level of involvement for fathers who live outside the home.

Did the study look at the employment status of the fathers? Stay at home dads are great but they can skew the time available to wipe butts and cook food.

Posted by: Wodun at June 19, 2023 06:10 PM (4ybhB)

174
Senate Republicans were all-in, afraid of being called ray-ciss.

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Eh, this is true every day of the year. The Democrats could and likely will one day put up a bill saying "we're going to gas all your voters and if you don't vote for this, we will say bad things about you again," and get plenty of GOP support.

Plus, the usual amen chorus from virtually 100% of ConInc media. The Conservative Case for Eliminationist Political Persecution by Bloodthirsty Communist Fanatics, and so on.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2023 06:10 PM (oINRc)

175 Happy Rosenburg Day!
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Already? But my Alger Hiss lights are still up!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 19, 2023 06:10 PM (Vwz3I)

176 Its only really popular in a small segment of the US population, in Texas and some of Louisiana. Many people aren't even aware its a thing, and if they do, few know what it is even about.

And when they find out, they say "that's it??" Because its a ridiculous excuse for a holiday.

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The other problem is that it's a holiday for people who didn't do anything.

There was no overcoming, no conquering evil, nothing. Just hanging out being ignorant until white saviors came with a newspaper.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 19, 2023 06:10 PM (de2/z)

177 I wanted to wish a happy father's day to my black frens...

Sorry.

I should have known better.

Maybe they didn't have the cigarettes he usually smokes.

Slappy Jumeteemf, doe. I'm going to grill some burgers. Have fun shooting at your frenz!

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 19, 2023 06:11 PM (kQFcK)

178 Lincoln was anti-slavery. He just thought that most blacks were never going to be good citizens.

He may have been right

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 19, 2023 06:06 PM


He also said if he could save the country without freeing a single slave he would do that.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 19, 2023 06:08 PM (ncXxy)

Meaning saving the Country was the most important single thing in the world to him. Not that freeing slaves was not also important. When you are making that point you always compare it to something that is also very very important. Wouldn’t make sense otherwise.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2023 06:12 PM (MNhXM)

179 Apologists for American slavery...

Tell me you do not know the meaning of the word "apologist" in one sentence, Chris Stirewalt

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2023 06:12 PM (0hOvj)

180 >>> 8 I understand the DOD is searching social media for negative things about Generals and Admirals and other anti-left wing woke bullshit, so I better be careful. Only 103 more days
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 19, 2023 05:35 PM (EVR4i)

"General Whatshisbucket is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2023 06:12 PM (llON8)

181 Lincoln was anti-slavery. He just thought that most blacks were never going to be good citizens.

He may have been right

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 19, 2023 06:06 PM (vg8N1)

Lincoln tried repatriation but it was too late. The founders should have done it.

Posted by: JmT at June 19, 2023 06:13 PM (Ey8kR)

182 Is anyone else having trouble seeing that embedded tweet? And Twitter overall right now for that matter?
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Earlier today but not now there was a thin-ruled box around all the outside of all of the tweets and replies.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 19, 2023 06:13 PM (Vwz3I)

183 175 Happy Rosenburg Day!
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Already? But my Alger Hiss lights are still up!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 19, 2023 06:10 PM (Vwz3I)

Have some Borscht. Add some chili to give it some electricity.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:14 PM (ynpvh)

184 Or they choose methods that provide a window of time for re-consideration. It's kind of hard to change your mind after you pull the trigger or kick away the stool. There was a documentary on people who survived a suicide attempt of jumping off the Golden Gate bridge. Every one said that "this was a stupid idea" about half a second after they jumped.
Posted by: Chuck C at June 19, 2023 06:10 PM (xttsV)
________________

A girlfriend told me about a guy in her hometown who went down to his basement, fired up his table saw, and stuck his into the blade.

Now THAT brother meant business. None of that "cry for help" bullshit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 06:14 PM (YqDXo)

185 his head

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 06:14 PM (YqDXo)

186 Juneteenth National Independence Day

That's the official name of the Federal Holiday

Posted by: blaster at June 19, 2023 06:15 PM (pwExq)

187 175 Happy Rosenberg Day!
____________

Tonight we should dim all the street lights briefly in their honor!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 06:15 PM (YqDXo)

188 Meaning saving the Country was the most important single thing in the world to him.

When half of the country wants to leave - saving the country isn't exactly a virtue.

If the wife wants to leave - there are limits to saving the marriage as she's packing her suitcase out the door. Grabbing her by the neck and pulling her inside is not a family friendly action. Even if everybody shows up at Sears next week and poses for the portrait.

This is a really, really common mental block around here. The idea that, if a subset wants to leave, it's somehow a virtue to make them stay.

We, as a country, never support a regime that makes any political entity stay. Never.

Posted by: Shame On Me at June 19, 2023 06:16 PM (vBjG4)

189
Juneteenth National Independence Day

That's the official name of the Federal Holiday
Posted by: blaster at June 19, 2023 06:15 PM (pwExq)


*blinks stupidly*

Independence from what?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2023 06:16 PM (MoZTd)

190 from that article "Given the history of racism in the United States, some Black fathers may face disproportionate incarceration rates or have difficulty in obtaining jobs to provide for their families, she added. But such hardships are only part of the story of Black fatherhood."

yes, it is racism causing ~60% of black fathers to not be in the home. But those jobs are not a good reason for fewer white to be home involved with the kids every day (even though 79% of white fathers ARE in the home with the mom and kids).

this link has the kids at home arrangements (for 2020 US Gov census data) in a chart.
https://tinyurl.com/3rrtrr2r

Posted by: illiniwek at June 19, 2023 06:16 PM (Cus5s)

191 But also - Civil rights leaders of the '50s and '60s saw slavery and Jim Crow as incompatible with America's founding principles.

That is a lie. The latest writings of MLK explore how equity will only occur if America adopted some aspects of Socialism. You can look it up yourself, if you like.

The idea that MLK only wanted to be judged "by the content of his character" ignores the latest writings of MLK. Simply not true.
Posted by: Shame On Me

The Civil Rights Movement started just after the Civil War. The Civil Rights Act in the 1880's was found unconstitutional. The Civil Rights began in 1905 at Niagara Falls New York with Marxist/Commie with that Dubious Jive Turkey as the face backed by international money of Marxists/Commies.
People have been lied to and point finders at Demshits and Repukes when both were captured and sold out nation out. The Southern Democrats were the only bloc to vote against both the 1960's Immigration and Civil Rights Act.
MLK had all his speeches written by Marxists/Commies. He was a terrible person who was a Useful Idiots for a Sinister Movement known as the 2nd invasion of the Yankees against The South and Southerners.

Posted by: Eagle Lips at June 19, 2023 06:16 PM (453+A)

192 189
Juneteenth National Independence Day

That's the official name of the Federal Holiday
Posted by: blaster at June 19, 2023 06:15 PM (pwExq)

*blinks stupidly*

Independence from what?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2023 06:16 PM (MoZTd)

Slavery?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:16 PM (ynpvh)

193 Obviously none of you h8ers read Kamala's remarks on the meaningful meaningfulness of Juneteenth.

https://tinyurl.com/ysdjyv4n

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2023 06:16 PM (RIvkX)

194 Must be a Yankee thing.

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still can't get over it , eh ?

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2023 06:16 PM (V13WU)

195 Juneteenth National Independence Day
That's the official name of the Federal Holiday
Posted by: blaster


Or as the homies call it, J-Nid.

Posted by: mikeski denounces himself at June 19, 2023 06:17 PM (DgGvY)

196 I'm guessing the timing of juneteenth was a way to make its celebrants feel included, since none are able to celebrate father's day

Posted by: Rbastid at June 19, 2023 06:17 PM (zshnC)

197 There are 735 genders, but the Bigoted Gregorians intentionally designed a calendar with only 365 days so there would be too few days to celebrate all genders.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2023 06:17 PM (WGUfL)

198 Juneteenth isn't even clever. It's retarded and fag talk.
Posted by: Eagle Lips at June 19, 2023 06:06 PM (453+A)

But the cleverness is in confusing people about what the actual date is so eventually they just take the whole week off.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 19, 2023 06:17 PM (3vCGB)

199 116 Since Juneteenth, a Black ethnic holiday the implicitly excludes everyone else (Why not Emancipation Day instead?)

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 19, 2023 05:58 PM (yFhY9)


There's no political gain for Democrats making Emancipation Proclamation Day a National Holiday. For two reasons:

1. It would celebrate an action taken by a Republican President (The Dems pretend to love Lincoln only when it is to some advantage to them).

2. It would officially acknowledge Emancipation (not receipt of news of Emancipation in Galveston), detracting from the Narrative of Total White Oppression of Blacks From 1619 To Today.

Posted by: Gref at June 19, 2023 06:17 PM (AMIL/)

200
Given the history of racism in the United States, some Black fathers may face disproportionate incarceration rates or have difficulty in obtaining jobs to provide for their families, she added. But such hardships are only part of the story of Black fatherhood

Industrial Justice is such that to be incarcerated you really have to work at it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2023 06:18 PM (MoZTd)

201 188: the argument was lost 168 years ago. Time to move on.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2023 06:18 PM (tYTox)

202 Growing up in Texas, we learned about Juneteenth. Yes, Texas was the last to hear about the EP.

To be somewhat fair to Texas, there was an existential war of survival going on, from the Southern states perspective, at the time - that might have something to do with the slow communications such as shutting down the internet.

What I could support, in place of Juneteenth, is Emancipation Day as that is the day the United States pounded a stake in the ground that marked that slavery was dead. EP Day would also include the immense sacrifice of men and material to effect this change. That is something to celebrate.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 19, 2023 06:18 PM (yFhY9)

203 197 There are 735 genders, but the Bigoted Gregorians intentionally designed a calendar with only 365 days so there would be too few days to celebrate all genders.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2023 06:17 PM (WGUfL)

They can have the leftover days on the French Revolutionary Calendar. Oh, those don't exist in the Gregorian calendar, you say?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:19 PM (ynpvh)

204 Contra vermin like Al Gore, the 3/5 compromise was reached after the southern states wanted ALL slaves to be counted in the census, and the northern free states didn't want to count them at all. When congressional representation was at stake, those positions make sense.
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Considering that Algore flunked out of law AND divinity school, in his defense here, he's probably too stupid to know the history.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 06:19 PM (YqDXo)

205 "I pointed out that men were several times more likely to actually commit suicide."

Proving once again that men are better than women at nearly everything.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 19, 2023 06:19 PM (RqMSv)

206 Must be a Yankee thing.
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still can't get over it , eh ?

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2023 06:16 PM (V13WU)


I can always identify certain New England Republicans here. They take certain satisfaction in talking the Civil War.

And they cry like rats eating onions that the Constitution should protect them from their neighbors.

Posted by: Shame On Me at June 19, 2023 06:19 PM (vBjG4)

207 Posted by: Shame On Me at June 19, 2023 06:16 PM (vBjG4)

This ain’t about a wife. This was about preserving the Union that was splitting because of the atrocity of slavery and the elites in the South that wanted to keep it. What other state rights issue were they dissatisfied with?

Virginia fought against West Virginia splitting off. Square that circle.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2023 06:20 PM (MNhXM)

208 Given the history of racism in the United States, some Black fathers may face disproportionate incarceration rates or have difficulty in obtaining jobs to provide for their families, she added. But such hardships are only part of the story of Black fatherhood
______________

"may face disproportionate incarceration rates" because they may also face disproportionate criminal behavior.

Just a thought.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 06:20 PM (YqDXo)

209 I'm celebrating that the democrats no longer enslave certain groups for profit anymore!

Wait...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2023 06:21 PM (5xURv)

210 Meaning saving the Country was the most important single thing in the world to him. Not that freeing slaves was not also important. When you are making that point you always compare it to something that is also very very important. Wouldn’t make sense otherwise.
Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2023 06:12 PM (MNhXM)


'Goals and needs are ordinal and not cardinal' as the saying goes

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2023 06:21 PM (xhaym)

211 According to experts we still have slavery in america today because every day blacks are having their right to vote stripped away.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2023 06:21 PM (WGUfL)

212 We have to destroy the free market to save the free market!

Sorry, country! I meant country!

- Lincoln

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 19, 2023 06:21 PM (de2/z)

213 Oh boy! A civil war thread!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 19, 2023 06:21 PM (T/Lqj)

214 Don't commit crime = don't go to jail


Wait...never mind.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2023 06:21 PM (5xURv)

215 193 Obviously none of you h8ers read Kamala's remarks on the meaningful meaningfulness of Juneteenth.

https://tinyurl.com/ysdjyv4n
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2023 06:16 PM (RIvkX)

"At the same time, we continue to fight to restore the freedom and the right of every woman in every state to make decisions about her own body." (Applause.)

EXCEPT decisions about flu shots.

Posted by: m at June 19, 2023 06:22 PM (ASp1y)

216 I'm guessing the timing of juneteenth was a way to make its celebrants feel included, since none are able to celebrate father's day
Posted by: Rbastid at June 19, 2023 06:17 PM (zshnC)
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And Juneteenth is much less confusing for them than Father's Day.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 06:22 PM (YqDXo)

217 213 Oh boy! A civil war thread!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 19, 2023 06:21 PM (T/Lqj)

Should I bring a crossbow, or a longbow?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:22 PM (ynpvh)

218 as such, Juneteenth is a celebration of bad mail service.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2023 06:22 PM (xhaym)

219 the argument was lost 168 years ago. Time to move on.

Another - frankly - argument no sane man accepts.

The battle was lost, before my time ? So I have to simply live by the result ? Bullshit. Nobody believes that. Nobody with the will and the means to step out their front door and behave differently.

Nobody sane embraces that. No more than Poles or Czechs rallied to make sure the Soviet Union endured. That's retarded shit, sir.

Posted by: Shame On Me at June 19, 2023 06:22 PM (vBjG4)

220 At least this is day off from celebrating PRIDE MONTH, right?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 19, 2023 06:22 PM (ssESX)

221 Posted by: Shame On Me at June 19, 2023 06:19 PM (vBjG4)

Well, good for you. Most of us can identify you too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 19, 2023 06:22 PM (Keyt1)

222 Oh boy! A civil war thread!

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It is Juneteenf.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 19, 2023 06:23 PM (de2/z)

223 Oh boy! A civil war thread!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 19, 2023 06:21 PM (T/Lqj)

Should I bring a crossbow, or a longbow?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:22 PM (ynpvh)

Bring young Mary Ann to my chambers.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2023 06:23 PM (MNhXM)

224 I'm opting for the trusty crossbow.

If I run out of bolts I can always swing it at someone.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2023 06:23 PM (5xURv)

225 Thank God some of us are able to celebrate Fathers' Day.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 19, 2023 06:23 PM (P9uwL)

226 San Franpsycho that was some hard pandering

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2023 06:23 PM (xhxe8)

227 Should I bring a crossbow, or a longbow?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:22 PM (ynpvh)

Rifled musket v metallic cartridge

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2023 06:23 PM (xhaym)

228
And I didn't send out cards.

*blushes*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2023 06:23 PM (MoZTd)

229 192 189
Juneteenth National Independence Day

That's the official name of the Federal Holiday
Posted by: blaster at June 19, 2023 06:15 PM (pwExq)

*blinks stupidly*

Independence from what?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2023 06:16 PM (MoZTd)

Slavery?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:16 PM (ynpvh)
____________

From common sense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 06:23 PM (YqDXo)

230 What other state rights issue were they dissatisfied with?

Virginia fought against West Virginia splitting off. Square that circle.
Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2023 06:20 PM (MNhXM)

Federal Tax Policy. There was no income tax, the Feds were mainly funded by Tariffs, which hit the Southern States much harder, than the Northern States...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 19, 2023 06:24 PM (oHd/0)

231 Don't commit crime = don't go to jail
Wait...never mind.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


We were gonna say.....

Posted by: J6 prisoners at June 19, 2023 06:24 PM (DgGvY)

232 as such, Juneteenth is a celebration of bad mail service.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2023 06:22 PM (xhaym)

Pony Express was on hiatus. Gotta shoe them horses.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 19, 2023 06:24 PM (T/Lqj)

233 >>> 217 213 Oh boy! A civil war thread!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 19, 2023 06:21 PM (T/Lqj)

Should I bring a crossbow, or a longbow?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:22 PM (ynpvh)

Yes.

Also a 9mm and a .45!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2023 06:24 PM (llON8)

234 223 Oh boy! A civil war thread!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 19, 2023 06:21 PM (T/Lqj)

Should I bring a crossbow, or a longbow?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:22 PM (ynpvh)

Bring young Mary Ann to my chambers.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2023 06:23 PM (MNhXM)

I dunno; if I was single and younger maybe both Mary Ann and Ginger...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:24 PM (ynpvh)

235 That kwanzza, that's where it's happing.

Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2023 06:24 PM (Uv0D2)

236 I can always identify certain New England Republicans here. They take certain satisfaction in talking the Civil War.

And they cry like rats eating onions that the Constitution should protect them from their neighbors.
Posted by: Shame On Me at June 19, 2023 06:19 PM (vBjG4)


wut ?

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2023 06:24 PM (V13WU)

237 Hey Helena.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 19, 2023 06:24 PM (P9uwL)

238 I spent several of my grade school years in Texas. I liked Juneteenth. Ridding the nation of slavery is a wonderful thing to commemorate.

BUT They have ruined it. It is now a day to cultivate racial grievances. This is evil.

Posted by: Emmie -- July 15 ArkanOklaMoMe RSVP email link in nic at June 19, 2023 06:24 PM (Emce2)

239 What really killed slavery was a bunch of British homos, and their pet dog breeding operations, who created the industrial revolution which instantly obsoleted unpaid slavery. Today the consequences of that revolution has fundamentally changed the world for the better and gave us better dog breeds. I'm not sure if we have better homos or not but it really doesn't matter as that's a different discussion.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 19, 2023 06:25 PM (yFhY9)

240 Nothing says 'Juneteenth'! like a bunch of drive by shootings in major urban areas.(Don't think this was MLK's Dream).

But it IS Karl Marx's envy and hate playbook-- brought to you by well funded 'teachers' in public schools.
We paid for it all through taxpayer funded indoctrination.
We are truly a Nation of givers(aka suckers).

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 19, 2023 06:25 PM (/5Who)

241 >>> 234 223 Oh boy! A civil war thread!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 19, 2023 06:21 PM (T/Lqj)

Should I bring a crossbow, or a longbow?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:22 PM (ynpvh)

Bring young Mary Ann to my chambers.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2023 06:23 PM (MNhXM)

I dunno; if I was single and younger maybe both Mary Ann and Ginger...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:24 PM (ynpvh)

If I had a million dollars....

Posted by: Lawrence at June 19, 2023 06:25 PM (llON8)

242
today, the 19th of June, is a special day

there will be much celebrating

it's my rabbit's third birthday

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 19, 2023 06:26 PM (ENBF0)

243 the argument was lost 168 years ago. Time to move on
_______________

The thing I never understood was the justification for forcing the Southern states to stay in the Union. They joined voluntarily, but couldn't leave?? What kind of club can you join but then not leave? Apart from the Mafia and street gangs, I mean.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 06:26 PM (YqDXo)

244 This ain’t about a wife. This was about preserving the Union that was splitting because of the atrocity of slavery and the elites in the South that wanted to keep it. What other state rights issue were they dissatisfied with?

And the next one will be fought over the atrocity of denied Tranny Rights. Or Climate Change. Or something else.

"The Union" was preserved, then, against a significant number of members than simply wanted to leave. When it happens again, because you think "this time" you're justified ?

So did the losers last time. So shut your pie hole about how "this time, it's different". It's never different.

Posted by: Shame On Me at June 19, 2023 06:26 PM (vBjG4)

245 Another - frankly - argument no sane man accepts.

The battle was lost, before my time ? So I have to simply live by the result ? Bullshit. Nobody believes that. Nobody with the will and the means to step out their front door and behave differently.

Nobody sane embraces that. No more than Poles or Czechs rallied to make sure the Soviet Union endured. That's retarded shit, sir.
Posted by: Shame On Me at June 19, 2023 06:22 PM (vBjG4)

you analogy is superbly false, your argument is fallacious , and your knowledge of history (US and European) leaves a lot to be desired

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2023 06:26 PM (V13WU)

246 Juneteenth is just another excuse for the democrats to point out how rayciss everything is, was and always will be, thanks to them.

I point and laugh.

Well done democrats!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 19, 2023 06:26 PM (R/m4+)

247 Those horrible people back then were wrong for their idea that the union should be split up in order to serve their interests. Not like today. Today is different. Stuff has changed and it's okay to think the same thing.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 19, 2023 06:26 PM (de2/z)

248 You all are sitting around here acting like it is no big deal, but Alexander the Great committed some atrocities when he conquered the Carthaginians in 435 BC. What have you done to atone for his Aryan war crimes!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2023 06:27 PM (WGUfL)

249 I think some of this stuff is wearing thin with some businesses. I notice that I have not seen any "Pride" stuff on Amazon this June; last June it was every day, all over the place.

("I have not seen" doesn't mean "there hasn't been" of course.)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 19, 2023 06:27 PM (CHHv1)

250 243 the argument was lost 168 years ago. Time to move on
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The thing I never understood was the justification for forcing the Southern states to stay in the Union. They joined voluntarily, but couldn't leave?? What kind of club can you join but then not leave? Apart from the Mafia and street gangs, I mean.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 06:26 PM (YqDXo

Lincoln probably needed more cotton undies for his troops.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2023 06:27 PM (5xURv)

251 Must be a Yankee thing.

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still can't get over it , eh ?
Posted by: runner

Since both Rs and Ds cheered no the South Calorina Indian for banning the Confederate flag thus beginning the slippery slope of ending Reconciliation... the answer is no.
Maybe it's a terrible idea for Yankees to brag about the Civil War when 44% of the fighting Union either had zero family here or just ione. Just importing in a foreign legion and bragging about it.
Prolly worse when people with zero roots and skin in the game move here and wants to dig up graves and become Civil War Activists and American Deconstructionalists.

Yeah... terrible idea looking back but at least we have cheap plastic toys and shit, amiright. Southerns bad!!!! South bad!!!
Y'all have zero idea how retarded Yankees sound to us yet we still don't bother y'all with 24/7/365 GloboHomo propaganda based out of NYC and DC.
Curious.

Posted by: Eagle Lips at June 19, 2023 06:27 PM (453+A)

252 201 188: the argument was lost 168 years ago.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2023 06:18 PM (tYTox)

Perhaps. But so was the Republic.

Posted by: A Republican destroying the promise of a republican form of government. Oh the irony! at June 19, 2023 06:27 PM (AJ2DX)

253 >>> 237 Hey Helena.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 19, 2023 06:24 PM (P9uwL)

Hey there yourself! Hope you've had a good weekend.

We had a nasty storm go through Thursday night / Friday morning and while I didn't lose any birds, I think they were all traumatized by the ruckus.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2023 06:27 PM (llON8)

254 181 Lincoln was anti-slavery. He just thought that most blacks were never going to be good citizens.

He may have been right

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 19, 2023 06:06 PM (vg8N1)

Lincoln tried repatriation but it was too late. The founders should have done it.

Posted by: JmT at June 19, 2023 06:13 PM (Ey8kR)


This why the Lincoln Memorial will eventually be demolished and the name Abraham Lincoln will be expunged from school names and everyplace else, if the Leftists stay in power long enough. No heroes from the times before Saint Barack will be allowed.

Posted by: Gref at June 19, 2023 06:28 PM (AMIL/)

255 238 I spent several of my grade school years in Texas. I liked Juneteenth. Ridding the nation of slavery is a wonderful thing to commemorate.

BUT They have ruined it. It is now a day to cultivate racial grievances. This is evil.

Posted by: Emmie -- July 15 ArkanOklaMoMe RSVP email link in nic at June 19, 2023 06:24 PM (Emce2)

O'bama tried to do the same thing to September 11th. Service day? No, you asshole, a day to remember that assholes like you let assholes in the ME come here and kill Americans, and you guys not only DIDN'T learn from it, but as the maxim "Never let a crisis go to waste" goes, Bushie and the rest of them increased Gov't power.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:28 PM (ynpvh)

256 The thing I never understood was the justification for forcing the Southern states to stay in the Union. They joined voluntarily, but couldn't leave??

Virginia and New York specifically included language when they ratified that they reserved the right to leave. Look it up.

Posted by: Shame On Me at June 19, 2023 06:28 PM (vBjG4)

257 Nobody sane embraces that. No more than Poles or Czechs rallied to make sure the Soviet Union endured. That's retarded shit, sir.
Posted by: Shame On Me at June 19, 2023 06:22 PM (vBjG4)


My that flag looks nice wrapped around you, it sets off that moral indignation very well.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2023 06:28 PM (xhaym)

258
you analogy is superbly false, your argument is fallacious , and your knowledge of history (US and European) leaves a lot to be desired

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2023 06:26 PM


you're 'sposed to close with "..I award you no points, and my God have mercy on you soul"

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 19, 2023 06:28 PM (ENBF0)

259 Jesus , guys, why did you not stop me from replying to a troll ? I feel dirty now !

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2023 06:28 PM (V13WU)

260 "The thing I never understood was the justification for forcing the Southern states to stay in the Union."

It was a fight over the future and how the West would play out. Lincoln would have left it in the South, to wither over time. If states had gone there separate ways, settling the West would have brought anarchy.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 19, 2023 06:29 PM (RqMSv)

261 Also, I've likened the Union to the EU; a federation of semi-independent states. Brexit didn't trigger a war.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 06:29 PM (YqDXo)

262 242
today, the 19th of June, is a special day

there will be much celebrating

it's my rabbit's third birthday

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 19, 2023 06:26 PM (ENBF0)

My brother was student of the month in high school once (for academic excellence). They gave him a shirt which said, "I'm a Special Student"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:29 PM (ynpvh)

263 219: constantly throwing a temper tantrum simply doesn’t change things. And keep working extremely hard at those apples and oranges comparisons.

I’m not sitting around pissy all the time at the annexation of the Republic of Texas (for example) I got much bigger things to worry about. Weird, huh?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2023 06:29 PM (tYTox)

264 It was a nice weekend, Helena, thanks.

Glad you didn't lose any birds.

Got some rain yesterday, which was more than welcomed, but need more.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 19, 2023 06:29 PM (P9uwL)

265 133 Idaho - 0.9% black

Idahoans in commercials - 47% black.
Posted by: JmT
_____________

I think this is part of why so many Blacks believe in the systemic racism propaganda. They don't see Black people in positions of responsibility in the real world in proportion to what they see on TV.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 19, 2023 06:30 PM (gf7Ez)

266 That, and any time some faction got its panties bunched, it would have seceded.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2023 06:30 PM (WGUfL)

267 What kind of club can you join but then not leave? Apart from the Mafia and street gangs, I mean.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Mafia > governments > street gangs

I'll keep the sock on for this one.

Posted by: J6 prisoners at June 19, 2023 06:30 PM (DgGvY)

268 you're 'sposed to close with "..I award you no points, and my God have mercy on you soul"
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 19, 2023 06:28 PM (ENBF0)

I award you no points, and may Gaia have mercy on your debased soul !

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2023 06:30 PM (V13WU)

269 Considering that Algore flunked out of law AND divinity school, in his defense here, he's probably too stupid to know the history.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 06:19 PM (YqDXo)

Scholastic achievement? Algore or Biden?

Posted by: JmT at June 19, 2023 06:30 PM (Ey8kR)

270 Posted by: Shame On Me

You seem nice.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2023 06:30 PM (Ygx2e)

271 Unfortunately creating national holidays are not zero cost moves, so stupidity is multiplied by economic loss.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 19, 2023 06:30 PM (oWBc3)

272 This why the Lincoln Memorial will eventually be demolished and the name Abraham Lincoln will be expunged from school names and everyplace else, if the Leftists stay in power long enough. No heroes from the times before Saint Barack will be allowed.
Posted by: Gref at June 19, 2023 06:28 PM (AMIL/)
______________

Not even Saul Alinsky, Harvey Milk, or the Rosenbergs?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 06:30 PM (YqDXo)

273 Federal Tax Policy. There was no income tax, the Feds were mainly funded by Tariffs, which hit the Southern States much harder, than the Northern States...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 19, 2023 06:24 PM (oHd/0)


they were designed to, they supported northern manufacturers which had a higher cost than English and European manufacturers that were being affected and were what the southern states liked to buy because they were cheaper, without the excise.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2023 06:31 PM (xhaym)

274 Idaho - 0.9% black

Idahoans in commercials - 47% black.
_____________

I think this is part of why so many Blacks believe in the systemic racism propaganda. They don't see Black people in positions of responsibility in the real world in proportion to what they see on TV.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho

--

Last year there was a survey released.

Black people - with high school and college and advanced degrees - believe they're over 50% of the U.S. population.

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 19, 2023 06:31 PM (de2/z)

275 252: hyperbole.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2023 06:31 PM (tYTox)

276 Considering that Algore flunked out of law AND divinity school, in his defense here, he's probably too stupid to know the history.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 06:19 PM (YqDXo)

Scholastic achievement? Algore or Biden?
Posted by: JmT at June 19, 2023 06:30 PM (Ey8kR)
______________

Ponder this: Biden and Harris both graduated from law school. Algore flunked out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 06:31 PM (YqDXo)

277 My guess is, were the south to succeed today, the 'south' would be a much larger collection of states than the first go round.

Hey Idaho!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2023 06:31 PM (5xURv)

278 I celebrated the Jug Teats Holiday early this year Jack.

Posted by: Dementia Joe LIVE with Eva Longoria at June 19, 2023 06:32 PM (OZjDX)

279 244
Posted by: Shame On Me at June 19, 2023 06:26 PM (vBjG4)

The southern States wanted what they could not have: more slave states to "balance" representation in Congress. To argue it was a State's rights issue ignores that elephant in the room. Which entity fired the first shot?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

280 My that flag looks nice wrapped around you, it sets off that moral indignation very well.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2023 06:28 PM (xhaym)


The folks you hate now ? They think their rainbow, communist, whatever flag will look terrific on you as well.

And when you don't like it ? Enjoy the irony. They'll build monuments to their heroes too. And you'll get ample opportunity to submit.

Hell - they might teach it in schools. The great Battle For Queerness. Complete with the Straightness Campaign, when the non-queer fought a useless delaying action in Middle Tennessee.

Posted by: Shame On Me at June 19, 2023 06:33 PM (vBjG4)

281 170 years from now I'd like to see how everyone critiques what is going on today?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 19, 2023 06:33 PM (EVR4i)

282 265 133 Idaho - 0.9% black

Idahoans in commercials - 47% black.
Posted by: JmT
_____________

I think this is part of why so many blacks believe in the systemic racism propaganda. They don't see black people in positions of responsibility in the real world in proportion to what they see on TV.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 19, 2023 06:30 PM (gf7Ez)
________________

This is what happens when you get all your information from TV.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

283 248 You all are sitting around here acting like it is no big deal, but Alexander the Great committed some atrocities when he conquered the Carthaginians in 435 BC. What have you done to atone for his Aryan war crimes!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2023 06:27 PM (WGUfL)

He was white? I always think of Greeks being a bit...swarthy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

284 170 years from now I'd like to see how everyone critiques what is going on today?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 19, 2023 06:33 PM (EVR4i)
______________

"Extraordinary Delusions and the Madness of Crowds," part deux.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 06:34 PM (YqDXo)

285 243: one of the reasons for annexing TX was that it could potentially ally with the UK or France and cause problems for the United States.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2023 06:34 PM (tYTox)

286 He was white? I always think of Greeks being a bit...swarthy.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

It's the anal sex thing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 19, 2023 06:34 PM (EVR4i)

287 281 170 years from now I'd like to see how everyone critiques what is going on today?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 19, 2023 06:33 PM (EVR4i)

I seriously don't see humankind lasting another 70.

God or SMOD 2024!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2023 06:34 PM (5xURv)

288 Before the race baiters and race hustlers got hold of it, Junteeth was just "barbecue with your neighbors and buddies" day.

And sitting here in Oregon, having been born in Colorado, I wish people would just stop arguing about something that happened before their great grandfather was born

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2023 06:35 PM (0hOvj)

289 272 This why the Lincoln Memorial will eventually be demolished and the name Abraham Lincoln will be expunged from school names and everyplace else, if the Leftists stay in power long enough. No heroes from the times before Saint Barack will be allowed.
Posted by: Gref at June 19, 2023 06:28 PM (AMIL/)
______________

Not even Saul Alinsky, Harvey Milk, or the Rosenbergs?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 06:30 PM (YqDXo)


Nope. They're white folx. The Rosenburgs actively oppressed blacks without knowing it. So did the other guys. I am doing it this instant, somehow.

Posted by: Gref at June 19, 2023 06:35 PM (AMIL/)

290
170 years from now I'd like to see how everyone critiques what is going on today?

--

Que?

Posted by: The recovered remains of Hitler's cocaine filled flying submarine at June 19, 2023 06:35 PM (de2/z)

291 My little progressive burg continues to enjoy all of the 'progress' achieved by it's models, Seattle, Portland, etc.

"Shooting at Asheville Juneteenth Festival cancels 2nd day at Pack Square; suspect charged"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2023 06:35 PM (e8qft)

292 So if Texas, for example, seceded and FedGov sent troops to wage war, slaughter its "rebels" and occupy the state so as to prevent secession, seems a lot of the commenters here would be in full support. That argument was lost 168 years ago, non? Secessionists must be killed and their home states subjugated because that's what happened before, yes?

Posted by: You really should consider the real world implications of what you're saying at June 19, 2023 06:36 PM (AJ2DX)

293 Ponder this: Biden and Harris both graduated from law school. Algore flunked out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 06:31 PM (YqDXo)

Yeah but, Algore got rich with a legal grift, contra Biden.

Posted by: JmT at June 19, 2023 06:36 PM (Ey8kR)

294 And sitting here in Oregon, having been born in Colorado, I wish people would just stop arguing about something that happened before their great grandfather was born
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 19, 2023 06:35 PM (0hOvj)

There's power and more importantly money to be made off never letting it go.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2023 06:36 PM (5xURv)

295 The violence we see is just a taste of what is going to happen down the road. Empowering people to take action is a pretty good method to force change... but I'm not sure our betters are empowering the "right" people.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 19, 2023 06:37 PM (Q4IgG)

296 He was white? I always think of Greeks being a bit...swarthy.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:33 PM (ynpvh)

In the Illiad and Odyssey, the Greeks are generally described as having blond or even red hair, with blue, grey, or green eyes.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 19, 2023 06:37 PM (3vCGB)

297 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 19, 2023 06:37 PM (gx5kh)

298 I hope Z-dog is celebrating Juneteenth. He's got plenty of our cash to throw a big party. Get a DJ and some twerkers and make a TikTok video.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2023 06:37 PM (v0R5T)

299 Some new nics shitting about.

Meh.

https://youtu.be/iDM8fXhRdWs


Posted by: Puddleglum at June 19, 2023 06:37 PM (sAmhv)

300 Have some Borscht. Add some chili to give it some electricity spark.
-------
Fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 19, 2023 06:37 PM (Vwz3I)

301 276 . . . Ponder this: Biden and Harris both graduated from law school. Algore flunked out.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
________

I used to have fun telling lefty friends that Melania Trump and Laura Bush were the only two first ladies since 1993 who hadn't flunked a bar exam.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 19, 2023 06:37 PM (gf7Ez)

302 291 My little progressive burg continues to enjoy all of the 'progress' achieved by it's models, Seattle, Portland, etc.

"Shooting at Asheville Juneteenth Festival cancels 2nd day at Pack Square; suspect charged"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc


Yeah. Sorry bout that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2023 06:38 PM (lEaEN)

303 Nood - Quick Hits

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 19, 2023 06:38 PM (a3Q+t)

304 My little progressive burg continues to enjoy all of the 'progress' achieved by it's models, Seattle, Portland, etc.

"Shooting at Asheville Juneteenth Festival cancels 2nd day at Pack Square; suspect charged"

OTOH, the Defund the Police movement is coming right along.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
----

As an aside, it was sponsored by the MLK Jr. Assoc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2023 06:38 PM (Khgxe)

305 Nood

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 19, 2023 06:38 PM (gf7Ez)

306 This is what happens when you get all your information from TV.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 19, 2023 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

I don’t watch tv at home, but when I am out and about at say a local watering hole, all I see is happy colored folks on the tv.

Smiling like Stepin Fetchit getting Taco Bell or a new Hyundai ,etc, etc.

Where they keeping all these happy colored folks at?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 19, 2023 06:38 PM (R/m4+)

307 So other men filling the role of a missing father is part of African-American culture?

I'll take completely fabricated talking point with no data or evidence what-so-ever for $100

Posted by: Ripley at June 19, 2023 06:41 PM (yJnS4)

308 287 281 170 years from now I'd like to see how everyone critiques what is going on today?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 19, 2023 06:33 PM (EVR4i)

I seriously don't see humankind lasting another 70.

God or SMOD 2024!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 19, 2023 06:34 PM (5xURv)

God, SMOD, or that doddering sod.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2023 06:41 PM (ynpvh)

309 one of the reasons for annexing TX was that it could potentially ally with the UK or France and cause problems for the United States.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2023 06:34 PM


andrew jackson was worried that Texas was going to conquer Mexico and become a huge power player in the southern part of the western hemisphere. He and then congress delayed recognizing Texas as a Republic for over a year after santa anna was defeated and neither wanted Texas to become a State.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 19, 2023 06:42 PM (ncXxy)

310 What is this “June Teeth” of which you speak? Is it like Summer Teeth? Some are there, and some are not.

Posted by: Thirdtwin at June 19, 2023 06:43 PM (lzMdk)

311 24, LOL, H7!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 19, 2023 06:43 PM (dwh5k)

312 The Overton Window has moved so far here over the years, and I'm here for it.

Yeah, Pride Month during God the Father's Day. Thanks Yankees, Repubs, and Dems. Very Cool

We entered via consent. States are free to leave until Lincoln and International Finance and Industrialists decided we couldn't.

Some of us have entire families that have been cancelled because they dared to give speeches exposing the Nefarious Triuth about the Civil Rights, Marxists/Commies, and Yankees who love them all including money and power over People.

Folks are Confused.

Posted by: Eagle Lips at June 19, 2023 06:43 PM (453+A)

313 170 years from now I'd like to see how everyone critiques what is going on today?

---------

Chaos and dissolution caused by fear and weakness.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at June 19, 2023 06:46 PM (BdMk6)

314 312: where is this stated?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2023 06:49 PM (tYTox)

315 "170 years from now I'd like to see how everyone critiques what is going on today?"

You guys were bananas.

Posted by: The Apes at June 19, 2023 06:49 PM (iayUP)

316 The Fifth Amendment:
... nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

Ah, here's the rub.
YES, it was against natural law and natural rights to hold another person as property, BUT since a slave was legally property (yes, repugnant), general emancipation would be exorbitantly expensive--and it was, 1861-1865.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at June 19, 2023 06:52 PM (goJt/)

317 313 170 years from now I'd like to see how everyone critiques what is going on today?

---------

Chaos and dissolution caused by fear and weakness.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at June 19, 2023 06:46 PM (BdMk6)

Celebrating the Great Suppression of Texas, which attempted to secede from the Union so it could deprive children of gender-affirming care. The heroic United States military quashed the rebellion, with Texas' casualties approximated at 1.2 million. The Loyalist City of Austin was pivotal in putting down the rebels, furnishing information, lodging, and safe space to agents of the United States.

Posted by: Future history at June 19, 2023 06:53 PM (AJ2DX)

318 292: Your temper tantrum is getting worse. I get it. You are VERY, VERY, VERY ANGRY that the side you wanted to win lost. It must be nice to spend as much time as you do being pissed about events you have zero control over.

Lincoln’s advisors: “SC has seceded.”
Lincoln: “Oh OK.” Seriously? THAT was supposed to have happened?

Yes, disunions can occur peacefully, but by and large, history tells us this does not happen and that bloody disunity is the rule, not the exception.

Your side tried to leave, and lost. Accept it and move on.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2023 06:57 PM (tYTox)

319 317: so that should have happened already. Don’t watch the news much?

Your side lost. Accept it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2023 06:59 PM (tYTox)

320 "emancipation would be exorbitantly expensive"

Lincoln wanted to stop its spread to the West. The South wouldn't compromise over this and tried to assassinate Lincoln on his way to DC to assume office.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 19, 2023 07:02 PM (RqMSv)

321 Your side tried to leave, and lost. Accept it and move on.

As did Trump. Accept it.

Posted by: Shame On Me at June 19, 2023 07:04 PM (vBjG4)

322 Chris Stirewalt is wrong about the absence of slavery from the Constitution. Why else would they have the ban on importation?
Beyond that, the Fugitive Slave Act is written into the Constitution.

Posted by: MikeN at June 19, 2023 08:35 PM (XygMV)

323 Why isn't juneteeth and Kwanzaa rolled into black history month?

Posted by: Dingbat at June 19, 2023 08:44 PM (RLXm2)

324 Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I like Juneteenth. For one thing, it's a single day, unlike Pride or Black History Month. I'd happily take Juneteenth over MLK day, or made-up holidays like Kwanzaa. It's a day to commemorate an objectively good thing. It's the day slavery in the United States effectively came to an end. Isn't that worth celebrating?

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Posted by: Lenna Zulauf at June 20, 2023 02:23 AM (5PwHJ)

326 I literally have zero faith in America anymore. Our once reliable institutions in the areas of education, law and government have all been delibetately corrupted. And both major political parties had a hand in this calamity. The Democrats led the way, because they wanted to transform the nation into a socialist state. Total power is their drug and they'll abuse it all they want. The Republicans went along, because they'd sell their own daughters into sex slavery if they got paid enough. Money is all they care about, so just pay them their thirty silver coins.
The wonderful country we knew wasn't lost. It was carved up and sold off by the very officials we trusted to protect it.

I hope to see them both burn before it all goes up in smoke.

2020: NEVER FORGET, NEVER FORGIVE!

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Posted by: Larry Russell at June 20, 2023 10:40 AM (pngcb)

328 The 3/5 Rule was based on the historical fact that anytime you have more than 5 black people in a public space 3 of them will do something violent that causes them to get arrested.

Posted by: Audley at June 20, 2023 02:47 PM (56IYb)

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