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Jerry Nadler: Two Year Olds Should Be Forced to Wear Masks, and Any Parent Who Opposes This Are Guilty of "Child Abuse"
He said this yesterday. Not in 2020. Yesterday.
Nadles, if 70-year-old, five-foot-one, three-bills-fifty you survived covid, then healthy two year olds should be just fine.Tep. Jerry Nadler, D-N.Y., claimed Wednesday that 2-year-olds should have been "required" to wear masks throughout the coronavirus pandemic and insisted parents who opposed the notion were engaging in a form of "child abuse." Arguing in favor of vaccines, Nadler said from the House floor that "we have to vaccinate people to prevent diseases and pandemics" and that "people should [be] required to be vaccinated" in the event of a pandemic. "It protects against transmission of the disease to the next person, and the health care worker certainly ought to be required to be vaccinated," Nadler said. "When we have a pandemic, like [the] COVID-19 pandemic that we had, 2-year-olds should have been required to wear masks. It would be child abuse for parents not to do that because there was no vaccination available for 2-year-olds," Nadler added.Nadler made these grotesque proclamations while arguing against the REINS Act, proposed by Chip Roy, which would limit dictators' ability to force masking, lockdowns, and vaccines on noncompliant subjects. Did I say subjects? Of course I meant "citizens." Right? We're citizens, supposedly. Chip Roy said he would just yield his time to Naddles, so that Naddles could show the world how unapologetic and vicious the fascist left is.
"The only way to protect them against COVID was [to] have them wear masks. These mandates are meant to protect the public's health and safety."
Yup. Those who do not confess error in their covid policies are just telling you, "And I'll do it all again, too."
"I'm tempted to yield the rest of my time to the gentleman from New York because he's basically making the case for me more effectively than I can," Roy said as he spoke shortly after Nadler. "The gentleman from New York is basically acknowledging everything that I'm sitting here saying, that I'm trying to do to protect the American people from the tyrannical state of the executive branch, but in this case my Democratic colleagues on the other side of the aisle." "I want everybody in America to understand what they just heard from the ranking member of the House Judiciary Committee in the United States House of Representatives," Roy added. "Your 2-year-old should be forced to be masked. That is what the ranking member of the House Judiciary Committee just said here on the floor of the House of Representatives. That the power of the government, the full power of the federal government, should be a part of ensuring and enforcing your children, your 2-year-old child to be masked." ...
The 2024 presidential campaign for Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis also weighed in on Nadler's comment that toddlers should have been forced to mask up during the pandemic, writing in a tweet that Democrats "have no regrets about harming kids in the name of COVID." "If given the chance ... they'll do it again," the DeSantis campaign added.
Nadler *today*: "When we have a pandemic like COVID, 2-year-olds should've been required to wear masks. It'd be child abuse for parents NOT to do that"
— DeSantis War Room 🐊 (@DeSantisWarRoom) June 14, 2023
They have no regrets about harming kids in the name of COVID. If given the chance…they'll do it again.pic.twitter.com/3HoZ8abZ16
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 15, 2023 03:24 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 15, 2023 03:24 PM (MUvIp)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 15, 2023 03:24 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 15, 2023 03:24 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:25 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 15, 2023 03:25 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: micky at June 15, 2023 03:25 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Kratwurst at June 15, 2023 03:26 PM (kl8AK)
We need a few hundred thousand millstones.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 15, 2023 03:27 PM (N1DT3)
As children are least likely to die from Covid, this is exceptionally stupid. Which is why it will become Democratic policy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2023 03:27 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 15, 2023 03:27 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 15, 2023 03:24 PM (ncXxy)
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At some point they'll recommend a plastic bag and a rubber band for toddlers...You know, for the children!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 15, 2023 03:27 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2023 03:27 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
We need a few hundred thousand millstones.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 15, 2023 03:27 PM (N1DT3)
*In the covid oppression. Murdering and diddling kids is worse, but wasn't part of covid.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 15, 2023 03:28 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 15, 2023 03:28 PM (Keyt1)
and they'll do anything to do that, no matter how decripit they are, and killing every man woman and child not in their mafia - and many who are - bothers them not a whit if it gives them one more day to eat garbage and crap their pants
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 15, 2023 03:28 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: henry at June 15, 2023 03:28 PM (JMDly)
Wouldn't it be funny in Nadler were to become stranded on a beach in Oregon.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2023 03:27 PM (llON
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I'll bring the dynamite!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2023 03:28 PM (MoZTd)
oh it wouldn't surprise me
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 15, 2023 03:28 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 15, 2023 03:27 PM (N1DT3)
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To hang around their necks? Or to grind them between like kernels of wheat? I'm good either way...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 15, 2023 03:28 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: InZona at June 15, 2023 03:28 PM (u21f8)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 15, 2023 03:28 PM (NgqoH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 03:29 PM (XtkZj)
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Next time it will be for something really important though, like lowering your personal carbon emissions in order to fight global warming.
Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2023 03:29 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Imagine going to DU and finding that to be your only bastion of sanity.
"Everyone's going to die because they're not wearing masks!" is comfort food.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:29 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 15, 2023 03:29 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: J. Nadler Clickbait at June 15, 2023 03:29 PM (DXikM)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 15, 2023 03:29 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: micky at June 15, 2023 03:29 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 15, 2023 03:29 PM (OgrpQ)
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 03:29 PM (KY5Ho)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 15, 2023 03:29 PM (UucCz)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2023 03:29 PM (Q4IgG)
1) Your "vaccination" didn't work.
2) Kids weren't at risk from COVID.
3) In fact, only the very elderly and grotesquely obese fat fucks like you were at risk from COVID.
4) It's 2023, how the fuck do you not know this?
Posted by: spindrift at June 15, 2023 03:29 PM (ivvNA)
He has access to ivermectin and HCQ where no one else does.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2023 03:29 PM (xhaym)
THERE'S THE TELL.
It doesn't matter what they actually did. All that matters is what they wanted it to do.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 15, 2023 03:30 PM (N1DT3)
There is no benefit to mandatory masking .
Posted by: polynikes at June 15, 2023 03:30 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 03:30 PM (bA3Ln)
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Where you live is going to be important.
I don't expect much in the way of overreaching power grabs by the medical establishment in SC. I don't know if the residents of NY, CA, IL, and MI can say the same things about where they live.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:30 PM (LvTSG)
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I'll bring the dynamite!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2023 03:28 PM (MoZTd)
And you say you don't think you'd fit in at the TX MoMee. Pshaw, I say!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2023 03:30 PM (llON8)
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2023 03:30 PM (DXikM)
Posted by: InZona at June 15, 2023 03:28 PM (u21f8
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Stay safe!
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:30 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 15, 2023 03:24 PM (ncXxy)
And that's saying something coming from Nadler.
Posted by: InZona at June 15, 2023 03:30 PM (u21f8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 03:30 PM (K8wm4)
Pack it in, guys. Democracy was a mistake.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 15, 2023 03:31 PM (44ww/)
Posted by: InZona at June 15, 2023 03:28 PM (u21f8
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Stay safe!
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:30 PM (DRSnL)
I just threw up in my mouth a bit.
Posted by: InZona at June 15, 2023 03:31 PM (u21f8)
Posted by: InZona at June 15, 2023 03:28 PM (u21f8
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Stay safe!
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:30 PM (DRSnL)
For the greater good!
Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 15, 2023 03:31 PM (NgqoH)
Posted by: polynikes
It is an intelligence test of sorts.
Posted by: micky at June 15, 2023 03:31 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 15, 2023 03:28 PM (YIVH2)
I was making a biblical reference, but grinding their bones to make bread works, too.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 15, 2023 03:31 PM (N1DT3)
Mark Changazi on Twitter has a lot of good stuff on this.
Posted by: Big Star at June 15, 2023 03:31 PM (Modkf)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 15, 2023 03:31 PM (NtVYv)
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"It was wrong and stupid and I am wrong and stupid, but we're still right and you bastards all should have been thrown in prison for refusing."
Helluva take, Nadler.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:31 PM (t0OGg)
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1) Your "vaccination" didn't work.
2) Kids weren't at risk from COVID.
3) In fact, only the very elderly and grotesquely obese fat fucks like you were at risk from COVID.
4) It's 2023, how the fuck do you not know this?
Posted by: spindrift at June 15, 2023 03:29 PM (ivvNA)
My cow-orkers are STILL talking about getting boosters.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2023 03:32 PM (llON8)
"out of an abundance of caution..."
btw it was 99 percent of the time nuns saying that. the priests at the boys school were like "eh, live a little." (referring back to two threads ago)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 15, 2023 03:32 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 15, 2023 03:32 PM (NtVYv)
I don't expect much in the way of overreaching power grabs by the medical establishment in SC. I don't know if the residents of NY, CA, IL, and MI can say the same things about where they live.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:30 PM (LvTSG)
Unfortunately, I don't know where AZ is going to land in all that.
Posted by: InZona at June 15, 2023 03:32 PM (u21f8)
Nadler went on: "Parents should be forced to read 'Gender Queer' to their minor children before their bedtime."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote Fen Early and Often(er)! at June 15, 2023 03:32 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 15, 2023 03:28 PM (YIVH2)
I was making a biblical reference, but grinding their bones to make bread works, too.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 15, 2023 03:31 PM (N1DT3)
That'll keep me on Keto right there.
Posted by: henry at June 15, 2023 03:32 PM (JMDly)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 15, 2023 03:32 PM (UucCz)
Next step for those 2 year old, Jerry?
Posted by: Rex B at June 15, 2023 03:32 PM (dgvn5)
That's not how any of this works, you fat, shit filled pants wearing F*CK.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
For his many pantsloads of offenses, he should be charged with Abuse of Atmosphere.
Stupidity called, and said that Nadler is Painful.
"Ranking" member, indeed. Rank, foul, malodorous and vile in the extreme.
The EPA should declare Nadler as a Superfund Site, but they'll just recruit him an Honorary Hallshitter, instead.
Panda Bears look on in awe and derision at how useless and stupid Nadler is, compared to them.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 15, 2023 03:33 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 15, 2023 03:24 PM (ncXxy)
When the eclipse came through in 2017, my youngest was four. There was no way to keep the glasses on his eyes without Duck tape. Sadly, he was old enough to be forced to mask occasionally because of the COVIDiocy.
Posted by: Catherine at June 15, 2023 03:33 PM (ZSsrh)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2023 03:32 PM (llON8
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Mom's relatives back east are still masking.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:33 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 15, 2023 03:27 PM (N1DT3)
Although I am completely against such things and fully recognize your comment as a joke, I will point out the Jersey Barriers are far heavier, and have both multiple rebar loops cast into them and convenient holes piercing the concrete
Posted by: Kindltot at June 15, 2023 03:33 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 03:33 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: J. Nadsler at June 15, 2023 03:33 PM (3yZ87)
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Hard to argue with the strategy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:33 PM (t0OGg)
Weird, eh?
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 15, 2023 03:33 PM (k1L5r)
Democrat politicians are truly demons of satan.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 15, 2023 03:33 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: InZona at June 15, 2023 03:32 PM (u21f
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On the side of oppression.
They don't have to listen to the will of the voters anymore. Maricopa just needs to go "oops".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:33 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:33 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 15, 2023 03:33 PM (VTu1l)
But it's the school teachers, airline stewardesses, policeman, judges and so forth, the people you never really heard of, they are the ones that hold your kid down and strap a mask over his face.
They are the traitors to society.
As much as we dislike tyrannical government, remember that it's the guy or gal next door that is foaming at the mouth to express power over you, and it doesn't even pay them much money to do it.
They will kill you and steal your children out of pure zeal and lust for power.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 03:33 PM (IAwid)
well on the good hand, Chuck, if the financial collapse I see coming hits, people are going to reopen some old wounds pretty quick - or just make new wounds in some well-fed bureaucrats
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 15, 2023 03:33 PM (w0NJk)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 03:33 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 15, 2023 03:33 PM (v6kjX)
Posted by: InZona at June 15, 2023 03:28 PM (u21f8
And remember when suddenly it was in every single commercial from every company all at once like magic?
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 03:33 PM (KY5Ho)
They will never stop.
Posted by: Montec at June 15, 2023 03:34 PM (VZihu)
"If given the chance ... they'll do it again," the DeSantis campaign added.
But, he's a Nickleback fan, so.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: InZona at June 15, 2023 03:28 PM (u21f8
Nadler makes odorous statements only
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 15, 2023 03:34 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2023 03:29 PM (Q4IgG)
I'm sure their version of the Vax was the Saline NaCl-H2O variant which has a lot fewer side effects.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:34 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2023 03:34 PM (Q4IgG)
So yeah, he recommends it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 03:34 PM (XtkZj)
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Kinda missing the point. The masks are secondary. He's arguing that the federal government, on his whim (or the whims of those like him) and with "public health" as an excuse, can enforce anything on anyone, universally, without exception, and that you have no rights!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:34 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2023 03:34 PM (YmBpC)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2023 03:32 PM (llON8
Well they won't be getting or spreading any diseases in a few years.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
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To overlook this is to overlook one of the greatest running controversies and crimes and covers up of a crime and travesties in modern day American politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:35 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: InZona at June 15, 2023 03:28 PM (u21f8
Wire me some of your salary, Jerry. Half should do, after all we are all in this together.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:35 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 03:35 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: polynikes at June 15, 2023 03:35 PM (MNhXM)
"We're all in this together"
What is the ultimate ironic quote made by statists before they are strongly encouraged to leave the helicopter?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote Fen Early and Often(er)! at June 15, 2023 03:35 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 15, 2023 03:35 PM (v6kjX)
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 03:35 PM (KY5Ho)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 15, 2023 03:32 PM (NtVYv)
"Juicy pants booty!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:34 PM (t0OGg)
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It's what Washington led his armies to ensure for the people of the American continent!
*hand over heart*
*single, manly tear runs down cheek*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:35 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 15, 2023 03:36 PM (qtjaJ)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 15, 2023 03:36 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 03:33 PM (KY5Ho)
Nowhere are the quotidian mechanisms of fascism more readily apparent then in mass media.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2023 03:36 PM (9UlRk)
But it's the school teachers, airline stewardesses, policeman, judges and so forth, the people you never really heard of, they are the ones that hold your kid down and strap a mask over his face.
They are the traitors to society.
As much as we dislike tyrannical government, remember that it's the guy or gal next door that is foaming at the mouth to express power over you, and it doesn't even pay them much money to do it.
They will kill you and steal your children out of pure zeal and lust for power.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 15, 2023 03:33 PM (IAwid)
Wasn't there a recent meme to the effect that Hitler didn't pull all that shit off by his lonesome...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2023 03:36 PM (llON8)
Posted by: KJP is a race and gender swapped Side Show Bob at June 15, 2023 03:36 PM (QpUKb)
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Some of mine literally announce this in our work chat threads as if this occasion ranks up there with announcing that you're getting married, buying a house, having a baby, etc.
All women, of course.
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 15, 2023 03:36 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 03:36 PM (KY5Ho)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 15, 2023 03:36 PM (MoZTd)
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IL?
I know we can't.
God, for whatever His reasons, still apparently wants me here. Maybe my church will listen the next time I tell them that something is stupid, and obeying the world is evil, but I'm not holding my breath.
I am reading Jeremiah. I just read the chapter where the Babylonians slaughter the king's sons, gouge out his eyes, and set Jeremiah free, so I have hope for the future.
Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2023 03:36 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: AstroDB at June 15, 2023 03:37 PM (T0VXI)
Posted by: Eromero at June 15, 2023 03:37 PM (Uv0D2)
Posted by: Azathoth at June 15, 2023 03:37 PM (wb1YC)
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Update: theyre now called Quarterbacks due to inflation
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 15, 2023 03:37 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 03:36 PM (KY5Ho)
Yay all the guards just stroked out and collapsed at the same time, we can go now.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2023 03:37 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 15, 2023 03:31 PM (N1DT3)
That'll keep me on Keto right there.
Posted by: henry at June 15, 2023 03:32 PM (JMDly)
That would make Bread Keto, so you are fine.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:37 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Montec at June 15, 2023 03:38 PM (VZihu)
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 03:38 PM (KY5Ho)
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at June 15, 2023 03:38 PM (7jJlz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2023 03:38 PM (Z+LPK)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 15, 2023 03:38 PM (Xrfse)
In much the same way that you pay the Mafia to protect you from the Mafia, right?
Posted by: t-bird at June 15, 2023 03:38 PM (08CnU)
Posted by: Azjaeger at June 15, 2023 03:38 PM (Uz65/)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2023 03:32 PM
You can't be a volunteer at the VA without getting the covid vaccination. Problem is, all of the vaccinations have been pulled by their manufacturers and none are available. The emergency use authorization for covid has expired and none of the big pharma companies are doing any kind of covid vaccinations.
Not sure if they are still making the booster shots though.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 15, 2023 03:38 PM (ncXxy)
114 I was making a biblical reference, but grinding their bones to make bread works, too.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 15, 2023 03:31 PM (N1DT3)
That'll keep me on Keto right there.
Posted by: henry at June 15, 2023 03:32 PM (JMDly)
That would make Bread Keto, so you are fine.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 15, 2023 03:38 PM (w0NJk)
OK that's an actual spoiler, but who cares, nobody is gonna go watch Indy 5 anyway
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 03:38 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: SamIam at June 15, 2023 03:39 PM (oasF3)
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 03:39 PM (KY5Ho)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 15, 2023 03:39 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 15, 2023 03:39 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Don't Kill at June 15, 2023 03:39 PM (0q+t6)
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That depends on whether you've already been dropped into a mud pit buried neck deep
If not there's still a ways to go
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 15, 2023 03:39 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: AstroDB at June 15, 2023 03:37 PM (T0VXI)
"Mommy, why do we celebrate that lamp post in the middle of town that's all bent over?"
"Well you see, many years ago there was an evil man who was very, very, very.... oh, so very fat..."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2023 03:39 PM (9UlRk)
What is the ultimate ironic quote made by statists before they are strongly encouraged to leave the helicopter?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Vote Fen Early and Often(er)!
One might say this would be a 'parting shot'. Such sweet sorrow. Well, bye! Gerry&Moe aaahhhhhhhhh1?
Posted by: micky at June 15, 2023 03:39 PM (3byMq)
OK that's an actual spoiler, but who cares, nobody is gonna go watch Indy 5 anyway
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 03:38 PM (0hOvj)
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Don't try to turn this into a movie thread! You will not succeed! We are too strong! We will resist you!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:39 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TC at June 15, 2023 03:39 PM (cHOHf)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:39 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 15, 2023 03:39 PM (t/2Uw)
isn't that exactly what you are apprenticing for?
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:40 PM (eoQWY)
You are a repulsive bag of sewage and pus.
Go felch a rabid badger.
Regards,
Mayhem
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 15, 2023 03:40 PM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2023 03:40 PM (Z+LPK)
Update: theyre now called Quarterbacks due to inflation
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 15, 2023 03:37 PM (VTu1l)
Buckfiddyback.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
You'd still get willowed, you're her apprentice
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 03:40 PM (0hOvj)
OK that's an actual spoiler, but who cares, nobody is gonna go watch Indy 5 anyway
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 03:38 PM (0hOvj)
I do not avoid Hollywood, Mandrake. But I do deny them my affluence.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:40 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2023 03:41 PM (Z+LPK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2023 03:40 PM (Z+LPK)
*picks up stone*
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:41 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: AstroDB at June 15, 2023 03:37 PM (T0VXI)
OSHA only requires steel column foundations and bases to be designed for a 300 pound weight hanging 18" from the face of the column. We're going to need a specially designed structure for this one.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 15, 2023 03:41 PM (Ohafd)
Republicans said on average they thought it was 20%. Way too high but somewhat reasonable. Democrats on the other hand thought it was over 50%.
And they still believe that today. They’re convinced getting Covid means hospital stay and quite possibly death. Because that’s all CNN spewed for 2 years.
Posted by: Montec at June 15, 2023 03:41 PM (VZihu)
Playing Russian Roulette with a 1911.
Posted by: t-bird at June 15, 2023 03:41 PM (08CnU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 15, 2023 03:41 PM (qtjaJ)
***
I was at home Depot the other day picking up some stuff and the entire store was perfectly normal with shoppers except for this one lady with a mask on.
At this point in time if you're still wearing a mask you should probably be cutting out construction paper shapes and gluing macaroni to them.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 15, 2023 03:41 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: AstroDB at June 15, 2023 03:37 PM (T0VXI)
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OK. Two solutions.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 15, 2023 03:42 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 15, 2023 03:42 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 15, 2023 03:39 PM (t/2Uw)
It wouldn't change. But they were good comments.
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 03:42 PM (KY5Ho)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 03:42 PM (0hOvj)
doubt it. he'd have to bend over to reach their cute little heads with the comb.
Posted by: anachronda at June 15, 2023 03:42 PM (sGtp+)
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So they go and train him to not mouth off to a soldier during a sack of a city? Though I'm not sure how given he only spoke Greek.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:42 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 03:42 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 15, 2023 03:42 PM (9RRW+)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 15, 2023 03:38 PM (ncXxy)
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There's that bivalent one. Pretty sure you can still get that one, at least.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:42 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:42 PM (aD39U)
That was supposed to be in the previous thread :/
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 03:42 PM (0hOvj)
========
Likely excuse...
I have my eye on you!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:42 PM (LvTSG)
Stay safe!
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:30 PM (DRSnL)
For the greater good!
Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 15, 2023 03:31 PM (NgqoH)
*chants creepily*
The greater good...
Posted by: Neighborhood Watch Alliance at June 15, 2023 03:43 PM (n+4am)
Playing Russian Roulette with a 1911.
Posted by: t-bird at June 15, 2023 03:41 PM (08CnU)
They'll be too sick.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:43 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 15, 2023 03:42 PM (9RRW+)
I still see a high majority of Asians and blacks masking up. MOST of the nurses in my dad's rehab center are masked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Newsom at the French Laundry
Pelosi at her hair salon
Cuomo partying
Black Lives Matter protests.
That bitch in Michigan vacationing in Florida
We were not in this together. A) Fuck off, I'm not responsible for you or your health. B) They did absolutely everything they told us not to.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 03:43 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:42 PM (eoQWY)
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Indy speaks Greek. Or he can at least count to 20 in Greek.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:43 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Inogame at June 15, 2023 03:43 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 15, 2023 03:43 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:42 PM (aD39U)
Did you check the place you last put it?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 03:43 PM (XtkZj)
You are a repulsive bag of sewage and pus.
Go felch a rabid badger.
Regards,
Mayhem
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 15, 2023 03:40 PM (Wy1BU)
Some men would pay for this kind of abuse.
Or so I've heard...
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 03:43 PM (KY5Ho)
Posted by: Eromero at June 15, 2023 03:44 PM (Uv0D2)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 15, 2023 03:44 PM (Wy1BU)
The greater good...
Posted by: Neighborhood Watch Alliance at June 15, 2023 03:43 PM (n+4am)
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SHUT IT!
Posted by: Nicholas Angel at June 15, 2023 03:44 PM (fxrF8)
Error? Not in the least.
Fear porn. Plandemic strategy roll out. Election theft enabler. Degradation of the dwebs, and developmental set back for their children. Totalitarianism with elastic bands, instead of village wooden stocks or steel neck collars with chains.
Posted by: Ju at June 15, 2023 03:44 PM (aTmM/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 03:43 PM (XtkZj)
Twice!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:44 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2023 03:44 PM (Z+LPK)
OK that's an actual spoiler, but who cares, nobody is gonna go watch Indy 5 anyway
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 03:38 PM (0hOvj)
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Don't try to turn this into a movie thread! You will not succeed! We are too strong! We will resist you!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:39 PM (LvTSG)
1) Really? Only *one* destination? Lame.
2) We won't mention Prometheus at all.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2023 03:44 PM (llON8)
This is what happens when you design counter siege machines that get a lot of legionnaires killed. And your side loses.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop, Navel Lint level member at June 15, 2023 03:44 PM (zZu0s)
SHE is a horde author! Check out her book Golden Isis for an intro!
https://tinyurl.com/yswsyy2v
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 03:45 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2023 03:44 PM (llON
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I hadn't even considered it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 03:45 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: mrp at June 15, 2023 03:45 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 03:43 PM (XtkZj)
Twice!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:44 PM (aD39U)
Assume wife threw it away. Buy new.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 03:45 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 03:43 PM (XtkZj)
Twice!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:44 PM (aD39U)
Try the next place you put it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Indy speaks Greek. Or he can at least count to 20 in Greek.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:43 PM (DRSnL)
Marcus Brody speaks a dozen languages, knows every custom, he'll blend in....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2023 03:45 PM (n+4am)
There is no way people as decrepit and broken as these people could live this long without a major assist from Bezilebub.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 15, 2023 03:45 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Eromero at June 15, 2023 03:45 PM (Uv0D2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 03:45 PM (K8wm4)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:45 PM (aD39U)
Misanthropy personified.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 15, 2023 03:46 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: AstroDB at June 15, 2023 03:37 PM (T0VXI)
===
OK. Two solutions.
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A pickup truck and some rope is all you need.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 03:46 PM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 15, 2023 03:46 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2023 03:46 PM (Z+LPK)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 03:43 PM (XtkZj)
Twice!
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:44 PM (aD39U)
Try the next place you put it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:45 PM
Duh.....it's exactly where you left it.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 15, 2023 03:46 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Eromero at June 15, 2023 03:45 PM (Uv0D2)
Hah. It's currently sitting on the sill plate behind drywall in the bathroom.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 03:46 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: John Fetterman at June 15, 2023 03:46 PM (5hfjS)
Republicans said on average they thought it was 20%. Way too high but somewhat reasonable. Democrats on the other hand thought it was over 50%.
And they still believe that today. They’re convinced getting Covid means hospital stay and quite possibly death. Because that’s all CNN spewed for 2 years.
Posted by: Montec at June 15, 2023 03:41 PM (VZihu)
Remember, these same surveys show that the majority of liberals believe that 10,000 black men are killed by police every year.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 03:46 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Rex B at June 15, 2023 03:46 PM (dgvn5)
***
Looking at Nadler, it's readily apparent he's not a big fan of grooming in any capacity.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 15, 2023 03:46 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Montec at June 15, 2023 03:47 PM (VZihu)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 15, 2023 03:46 PM (ncXxy)
Unless ... someone ... moved it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:47 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 15, 2023 03:47 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:42 PM (aD39U)
How much is is worth to you to get it back?
Posted by: PEX tool Kidnapper, just trying to make a living at June 15, 2023 03:47 PM (PiwSw)
A pickup truck and some rope is all you need.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 03:46 PM (bA3Ln)
*slowly backs out of the room*
Posted by: Rednecks in Jasper, Texas at June 15, 2023 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2023 03:47 PM (Z+LPK)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2023 03:44 PM (llON
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I hadn't even considered it.
---------------
Ghost Ship was on NetFlix and I didn't watch it. Changes.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 03:47 PM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 15, 2023 03:47 PM (lf83v)
Alexander: or let's just build a great big fuck off dirt bridge and we'll walk over and murder them. And murder anyone who comes by to stop us.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2023 03:47 PM (9UlRk)
>
worst part of Last Crusade, turning him into a fumbling dumbassPosted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 03:47 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 03:47 PM (K8wm4)
Posted by: Jerry Nad less at June 15, 2023 03:47 PM (1EvpE)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 03:46 PM (KbCG3)
you spelled *hoped* wrong
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:47 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 15, 2023 03:48 PM (jzzG8)
https://is.gd/6tcQTa
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:48 PM (t0OGg)
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Snort.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 03:48 PM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 03:48 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 15, 2023 03:48 PM (OhpJy)
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That is pinnacle uninformed.
2-year-olds are the *opposite* of anybody who might be affected.
The face diaper was to avoid "killing grandma".
Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2023 03:48 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Thinks about turning thread into a gun thread.
Considers mentioning guns.
Thinks better of mentioning guns and does not mention guns.
Does own part of keeping the thread gun free.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2023 03:48 PM (0SXk8)
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You wound up renting a navy, though.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 15, 2023 03:48 PM (fxrF8)
Posted by: Montec at June 15, 2023 03:47 PM (VZihu)
I always look in a couple more spots after I find it, just to defy that adage.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 15, 2023 03:49 PM (eoQWY)
https://is.gd/6tcQTa
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:48 PM (t0OGg
Dayum Joe. Knocking it out of the park today!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 03:49 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 03:46 PM (KbCG3)
And that women make 70 cents on the dollar, there are millions of KKK members and the erf will boil over in the next 5 years unless we kill the SUV.
Posted by: Montec at June 15, 2023 03:49 PM (VZihu)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 15, 2023 03:47 PM (jzzG
https://tinyurl.com/tz3pmjvm
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)
The premise is idiotic.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 03:50 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Bamanarama at June 15, 2023 03:50 PM (uH1aC)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 15, 2023 03:24 PM (ncXxy)
How does he not know that?
Posted by: m at June 15, 2023 03:50 PM (aWeTk)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 15, 2023 03:48 PM (fxrF
Yeah but that was just to distract them while we built our dirt bridge.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2023 03:50 PM (9UlRk)
Fuck these life ruining mother fuckers...
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 15, 2023 03:50 PM (a6TBy)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 15, 2023 03:50 PM (9UlRk)
They're coming for your children. They aren't your children. Everything they're doing is geared in that direction, and it would be wise for those WITH children to be aware that they're coming for them. To take them from you, if you don't comply.
So don't focus on the various things they're telling you to comply with (like having pedos teaching your kids about fellatio in school), focus on the fact that they see you, the parent, as the enemy. You don't have a right to your own children. That's what all of this is about.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2023 03:50 PM (dGCAG)
> worst part of Last Crusade, turning him into a fumbling dumbass
***
Yep. There was exactly zero reason for doing that.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 15, 2023 03:50 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: JROD at June 15, 2023 03:50 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 03:46 PM (KbCG3)
And that women make 70 cents on the dollar, there are millions of KKK members and the erf will boil over in the next 5 years unless we kill the SUV.
Posted by: Montec at June 15, 2023 03:49 PM (VZihu)
++++
If nothing else, they're good at creating a sense of urgency...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:50 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Ralph Nader at June 15, 2023 03:50 PM (K8wm4)
Why are we still having this conversation about useless masks?
That being said I know of people you are going to have to pry their masks of their cold, dead faces
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 15, 2023 03:51 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2023 03:50 PM (dGCAG)
++++
You're not exactly the *enemy,* but you are nothing more than a delegate. The state owns your children, your power over them is delegated to you by the state. If you cross the state, or fail to do what you're told, the state will remove that delegation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:51 PM (t0OGg)
Fuck these life ruining mother fuckers...
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 15, 2023 03:50 PM (a6TBy)
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I'm sorry for you and your son. They don't seem to care that they devasted millions of lives.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 03:52 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 03:52 PM (XtkZj)
A. Stupid.
B. Corrupt.
C. Fascistic.
D. All the above.
Posted by: Bamanarama at June 15, 2023 03:50 PM (uH1aC)
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Incomplete.
E. Double all of the above.
Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2023 03:52 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Anna, I had no idea. Thanks for the link CRT or I never would have found it.
Okay, so now you're up. I agree that is a great name.....
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 15, 2023 03:52 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Ralph Nader
Isn't it time to change your diaper, Humpty Dumpty?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 03:52 PM (0hOvj)
> worst part of Last Crusade, turning him into a fumbling dumbass
***
Yep. There was exactly zero reason for doing that.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 15, 2023 03:50 PM (wb1YC)
I LOL'd.
Posted by: G. Lucas at June 15, 2023 03:52 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 15, 2023 03:53 PM (WGUfL)
At this point in time if you're still wearing a mask you should probably be cutting out construction paper shapes and gluing macaroni to them.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 15, 2023 03:41 PM (wb1YC)
I still catch the occasional person alone in their car with a mask... shake my head every time.
Posted by: Inogame at June 15, 2023 03:53 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 15, 2023 03:53 PM (WGUfL)
First base.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)
I feel ya. My autistic daughter has thankfully recovered and is doing well, but several budding friendships were nuked when the world shut down.
Missing a year of speech therapy for my youngest still has a sadly unknown outcome.
Posted by: Catherine at June 15, 2023 03:53 PM (ZSsrh)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 15, 2023 03:54 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: Ralph Nader at June 15, 2023 03:54 PM (K8wm4)
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 03:54 PM (1Yy3c)
Fuck these life ruining mother fuckers...
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 15, 2023 03:50 PM (a6TBy)
Nope, nope, nope. Get that kid into community college and get his hard science into his head. Do not give up because then the assholes will win. Your kid will be fine, just needs a boost, and you can arrange that.
If you can't protect your kids from the assholes, then you must remove the assholes from their purview.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 15, 2023 03:54 PM (EHSip)
Its weird, his entire personality, the way he talks, everything changes from that scene on. Like he's two different characters.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 03:54 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: G'rump928(c)
Check with the neighbor.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 15, 2023 03:54 PM (9RRW+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 15, 2023 03:53 PM (WGUfL)
Third Base!
Posted by: Abbott and Costello at June 15, 2023 03:54 PM (PiwSw)
In my opinion Jerry Nadler should suck my dick.
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 03:54 PM (1Yy3c)
I'd prefer he leave mine alone, however, there IS a bag of them sitting over there......I guarantee he's hungry.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)
"A non-man non-grandfather with non-genetic non-offspring"
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 03:54 PM (KY5Ho)
++++
You're not exactly the *enemy,* but you are nothing more than a delegate. The state owns your children, your power over them is delegated to you by the state. If you cross the state, or fail to do what you're told, the state will remove that delegation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:51 PM (t0OGg)
And if you don't agree with them, regarding your role, and what the state's role is, you are the enemy.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2023 03:55 PM (dGCAG)
In my opinion Jerry Nadler should suck my dick.
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 03:54 PM (1Yy3c)
Why would you do that to a perfectly good dick?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 15, 2023 03:55 PM (EHSip)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 15, 2023 03:46 PM (ncXxy)[i/]
I have a wife and 4 children. While it MIGHT be where I left it, that's only likely if I left it somewhere in the garage or the shed.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 15, 2023 03:55 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 15, 2023 03:55 PM (lf83v)
REPORTER: "Why did the Ukraine FBI informant file refer to you as the big guy, President Biden? Why is that...?"
BIDEN: "Why do you ask such a dumb question?"
Posted by: Azathoth at June 15, 2023 03:55 PM (wb1YC)
Who was the first to get Covid?
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 03:55 PM (KY5Ho)
I fear that many children suffered a lot in that panic
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 03:55 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 03:55 PM (K8wm4)
Why would you do that to a perfectly good dick?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 15, 2023 03:55 PM (EHSip)
How do YOU know the condition of his dick?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2023 03:55 PM (dGCAG)
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Yup, for sure. You become that status, but you don't have that status by default. From their standpoint, anyway.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 03:55 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 15, 2023 03:53 PM (WGUfL)
Sum Ting Wong.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:55 PM (aD39U)
Sigh. I did it again. Begone, unsafe at any speed sock!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 03:55 PM (K8wm4)
It happens to the best of us.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 15, 2023 03:56 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 15, 2023 03:56 PM (uKeRS)
Sum Ting Wong.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:55 PM (aD39U)
You asked for it.......
https://youtu.be/DCmRsMdF6J0
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 15, 2023 03:57 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 15, 2023 03:57 PM (IsVrS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2023 03:57 PM (pVWRI)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 15, 2023 03:56 PM (lf83v)
Were his lips moving?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 03:57 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2023 03:57 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 15, 2023 03:55 PM (EHSip)
How do YOU know the condition of his dick?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
It's listed on EBay "like new".
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 03:57 PM (1Yy3c)
Jerry Nadler is a ham planet.
Posted by: PabloD at June 15, 2023 03:57 PM (5iOV1)
Posted by: Azathoth at June 15, 2023 03:57 PM (wb1YC)
Fuck these life ruining mother fuckers...
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 15, 2023 03:50 PM (a6TBy)
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I'm sorry for you and your son. They don't seem to care that they devasted millions of lives.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 03:52 PM (DcKNO)
Is there any local school budget in the country that has been decreased, due to the schools' botched handling of education during COVID? Even one? I believe they've all increased, if only to bring in more resources to bring kids up to the standards that existed before C-19.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 15, 2023 03:57 PM (/iWhV)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2023 03:58 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2023 03:57 PM (Q4IgG)
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Oh, no question.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 03:58 PM (DRSnL)
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Yep. I'm with you. Public School Teachers are the Waffen SS.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 15, 2023 03:58 PM (bA3Ln)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 15, 2023 03:58 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Movies at June 15, 2023 03:58 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: DaveA at June 15, 2023 03:58 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 15, 2023 03:55 PM (EHSip)
How do YOU know the condition of his dick?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
It's listed on EBay "like new".
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 03:57 PM
Detachable?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2023 03:58 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: micky at June 15, 2023 03:58 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 03:58 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 15, 2023 03:59 PM (I+ZWa)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 15, 2023 03:59 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 15, 2023 03:57 PM (IsVrS)
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Sallah, I said NO camels. That's five camels. Can't you count?
Posted by: Henry Jones, Jr. at June 15, 2023 03:59 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: InZona at June 15, 2023 03:59 PM (u21f8)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2023 03:57 PM (Q4IgG)
He can't get the fat out of the way and just sprays like a spreader.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2023 03:59 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 15, 2023 03:54 PM (ssESX)
"Claims in contradiction with the evidence," "Claims that conflict with the evidence," "Claims that don't match the evidence."
Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2023 03:59 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 15, 2023 03:59 PM (I+ZWa)
I thought that only stopped rape.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 04:00 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 15, 2023 03:58 PM (Wnv9h)
++++
:: channels Sponge ::
You asked for it:
https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 04:00 PM (t0OGg)
It's listed on EBay "like new".
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 03:57 PM (1Yy3c)
How many times have I been burned by that "like new" designation.....
Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2023 04:00 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 04:00 PM (aD39U)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 04:00 PM (DcKNO)
++++
No level of insanity or absurdity is truly shocking anymore.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 04:00 PM (t0OGg)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 15, 2023 04:00 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 15, 2023 03:59 PM (63Dwl)
If he got the band, that shit is stretched out like Ana Navarro's elastic waistband on her underwear.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 04:01 PM (K8wm4)
I bet Nadler's body guards also have to protect him from his children.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 15, 2023 04:01 PM (SVYPk)
Alexander: or let's just build a great big fuck off dirt bridge and we'll walk over and murder them. And murder anyone who comes by to stop us.
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You wound up renting a navy, though.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 15, 2023 03:48 PM (fxrF
If it flies, floats or fucks, rent it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2023 04:01 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 15, 2023 04:01 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: micky at June 15, 2023 04:02 PM (3byMq)
Remember when they encouraged everyone to stay inside, filled the skate parks, and bolted 2x4s to basketball hoops to "protect us" from a respiratory illness?
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 04:02 PM (DcKNO)
I bet Nadler's body guards also have to protect him from his children.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 15, 2023 04:01 PM (SVYPk)
You can't get pregnant from scissoring......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)
I started college right out of HS and quit halfway through the first semester. Went back five years later and dammit they kept records. I couldn't declare a major until I got my GPA up to 2.5 for a BA and 3.0 for a BS. I was able to cram that 4 years into 5 by taking remedial math and electives and graduated with a civil engineering degree.
I had many friends that started after HS and stayed in. Most of them ultimately washed down to marketing, business and history degrees.
Posted by: DanMan at June 15, 2023 04:02 PM (DB6tu)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 04:02 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 04:00 PM (DcKNO)
++++
No level of insanity or absurdity is truly shocking anymore.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 15, 2023 04:00 PM (t0OGg)
I was too late to post this in the religion thread earlier:
https://is.gd/DT4IyK
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 15, 2023 04:02 PM (PiwSw)
He was an academic, but not a dork or an absentminded guy. He seemed very capable and able, like he'd seen action in his youth, and was nobody's fool.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 04:02 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 15, 2023 03:57 PM (Q4IgG)
He can't get the fat out of the way and just sprays like a spreader.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
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I am simultaneously nauseated and laughing like junior high kid.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 15, 2023 04:02 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 04:01 PM (K8wm4)
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He's in two scenes in Raiders.
He's composed and knowledgeable at the college. In the Last Crusade, they put him wildly out of his depth outside of the college, which has always felt appropriate and a nice source for comedy that fit with him in his new situation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 15, 2023 04:02 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jerry Nadler's lap band at June 15, 2023 04:02 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
My fingers smell like shit anyway Jack.
Posted by: Shicklegruber Von Pedo Pete at June 15, 2023 04:03 PM (I+ZWa)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 15, 2023 03:59 PM (I+ZWa)
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It definitely promotes more social distance.
Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2023 04:03 PM (krQz2)
I am simultaneously nauseated and laughing like junior high kid.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 15, 2023 04:02 PM (xPJvm)
I help where I can.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)
You can't get pregnant from scissoring......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Someone has never read the Kamasutra.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 04:03 PM (XtkZj)
Don't be a wimp. Go for it!
Posted by: Movies at June 15, 2023 03:58 PM (Xrfse)
I recently learned about Springfield coming out with the SA-35, a modern Browning Hi-Power.
I've always loved the Hi-Power, but I've never wanted to carry such a beautiful old gun. This might be the solution.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 15, 2023 04:03 PM (N1DT3)
Nadler's had a bunch of kids. Chinese, Mexican, Italian, whatever he feels like when he gets peckish.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2023 04:03 PM (oINRc)
____________
No. In the book of Genesis, everyone is familiar with the passage where God commands man to "Be fruitful and multiply."
They left out the original translation, which includes the "Except for Jerry Nadler" part.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 15, 2023 04:03 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2023 04:03 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2023 04:01 PM (n+4am)
Always sound advice.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 15, 2023 04:03 PM (IsVrS)
Just took me 55 minutes for a two mile run to the store. Turns out there are four traffic lights out.
Is it too early to start drinking?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2023 04:04 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 15, 2023 04:04 PM (VTu1l)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 04:04 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Azathoth at June 15, 2023 03:55 PM (wb1YC)
Ah decency, goodness and kindness back in the WH at last
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 04:04 PM (AWmpb)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 04:05 PM (K8wm4)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 15, 2023 03:55 PM (EHSip)
How do YOU know the condition of his dick?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
It's listed on EBay "like new".
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2023 03:57 PM
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This strange conversation was an out-and-out chuckle for me.
Posted by: Axeman at June 15, 2023 04:05 PM (krQz2)
https://youtu.be/FTWNSh29h9I
Posted by: The Doctor who circumcised Michael Obama at June 15, 2023 04:05 PM (tO5lD)
But grocery stores and their workers were totally safe?
Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2023 04:05 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2023 04:04 PM (e4fEA)
Already on it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 15, 2023 04:05 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at June 15, 2023 04:05 PM (ytSiK)
Posted by: wth at June 15, 2023 04:06 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 04:06 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Azathoth at June 15, 2023 03:55 PM (wb1YC)
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That's real second-grade level repartee there, boys.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 15, 2023 04:06 PM (fxrF8)
Old fat guys who spew diarrhea down their pant legs in crowded public settings should be forced to wear bio-containment suits. And maybe there should be a new law against people pretending not to smell it.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 15, 2023 04:06 PM (dtlw7)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 15, 2023 04:06 PM (t/2Uw)
https://youtu.be/FTWNSh29h9I
Posted by: The Doctor who circumcised Michael Obama at June 15, 2023 04:05 PM (tO5lD)
Top. Men.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 15, 2023 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2023 04:04 PM (e4fEA)
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It's 1:07. You're good.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 04:07 PM (DRSnL)
"I'll have you know the ladies loved how I dressed!"
--Humphrey Bogart
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 04:07 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 04:07 PM (DcKNO)
Just took me 55 minutes for a two mile run to the store. Turns out there are four traffic lights out.
Is it too early to start drinking?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2023 04:04 PM (e4fEA)
55 minutes for a two mile run?
What's the PT standard for your age group?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2023 04:07 PM (dGCAG)
1 Thessalonians 5:5
KJB
Posted by: Archer at June 15, 2023 04:07 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 04:08 PM (XtkZj)
Anyone else remember the time Nadler shit his pants at a podium?
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How could I forget. Not only was that hilarious, but whenever I need a mental image of "21st Century America's corrupt gerontocracy," I just picture that withered old whale carcass blasting a dook down his leg on TV, while Cryptkeeper Pelosi looks like she swallowed a whole lemon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2023 04:08 PM (oINRc)
Remember when arrows on grocery store floors were going to save us?
Fuck, we're dumb.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 04:08 PM (DcKNO)
My favorite was the arrows directing one way traffic on the aisles and of course wearing a mask while waiting for your table at a restaurant only to remove it once you sat down.
Posted by: Shicklegruber Von Pedo Pete at June 15, 2023 04:09 PM (I+ZWa)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2023 04:04 PM (e4fEA)
Already on it.
Posted by: Sponge
On it! Gotta pound a few to build up courage for the 80 mile commute home.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2023 04:09 PM (0SXk8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 04:09 PM (XtkZj)
1 Thessalonians 5:5
KJB
Posted by: Archer at June 15, 2023 04:07 PM (gmo/4)
I wouldn't have expected that from Ketanji Jackson-Brown
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 15, 2023 04:09 PM (N1DT3)
hhhahahahahahahah
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 04:10 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2023 04:04 PM (e4fEA)
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It's 1:07. You're good.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 04:07 PM (DRSnL)
***
Whew!
Good to hear.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2023 04:10 PM (e4fEA)
Just took me 55 minutes for a two mile run to the store. Turns out there are four traffic lights out.
Is it too early to start drinking?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2023 04:04 PM (e4fEA)
55 minutes for a two mile run?
What's the PT standard for your age group?
Posted by: BurtTC
Was that a misprint? I walk 2 miles in about that time.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 15, 2023 04:10 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Shicklegruber Von Pedo Pete at June 15, 2023 04:09 PM (I+ZWa)
I still see imprints of those arrows in various floors.
Posted by: InZona at June 15, 2023 04:10 PM (u21f8)
I recently learned about Springfield coming out with the SA-35, a modern Browning Hi-Power.
I've always loved the Hi-Power, but I've never wanted to carry such a beautiful old gun. This might be the solution.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 15, 2023 04:03 PM (N1DT3)
I have a mid-80s MkIII HP and it's frickin' awesome. But yeah, I wouldn't carry it. If you ever have to use it, chances are that you'll never see it again after the po-po takes it as evidence, even if it's ruled a good shoot.
That Springfield looks like a really nice MkII variant.
The new modernized FN HP looks like Erin Grey's crackhead little sister with severe acne.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2023 04:10 PM (n+4am)
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Supposedly he has one kid. Said procreation I'm guessing involved enough alcohol to get a fraternity drunk.
Imagine being a woman and seeing that coming at you across the bedroom floor in nothing but a pair of black dress socks.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 15, 2023 04:10 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 04:09 PM (XtkZj)
Or they're not dangerous if you're sitting down in a restaurant.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 15, 2023 04:10 PM (PiwSw)
The penguin waddle off stage is the best part.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 04:11 PM (aD39U)
Fear is a very powerful thing, and they succeeded in really terrifying everyone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 04:11 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: rickb223
Better take some road poppers to be on the safe side.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 15, 2023 04:11 PM (IsVrS)
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 15, 2023 04:11 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 15, 2023 04:10 PM (PiwSw)
Or getting your hair did.
Or having wine with a friend.
Or a dinner party with sixteen friends.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 04:11 PM (XtkZj)
Just took me 55 minutes for a two mile run to the store. Turns out there are four traffic lights out.
Is it too early to start drinking?
There are FIVE lights!
Posted by: Cap'n J L Picard at June 15, 2023 04:11 PM (NgqoH)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2023 04:04 PM (e4fEA)
It's NEVER too early to start drinking. If you don't start drinking in the morning how can you drink all day??
Posted by: NC Ref at June 15, 2023 04:11 PM (fnmJK)
You can't eat inside a restaurant so they covered an area outside to protect from the weather so we were eating inside outside?
Shit, we're dumb.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 04:11 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 15, 2023 04:11 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 15, 2023 04:05 PM (K8wm4)
Me too!!
Posted by: Archer at June 15, 2023 04:12 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 04:08 PM (XtkZj)
My problem is, I get halfway through the crosswalk, then little sign changes, and I have to turn around and run back the other way.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2023 04:12 PM (dGCAG)
https://is.gd/lFzFPj
https://is.gd/N1xB8Q
https://is.gd/R0ArU5
https://is.gd/sPPkyV
https://is.gd/YxNyM3
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2023 04:12 PM (llON8)
What's the PT standard for your age group?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2023 04:07 PM (dGCAG)
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Ahhh...good point.
I was driving to the store.
Ackshully...my best time ever was 11:26 in PT.
But the standard for guys my age is two martinis with lunch.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2023 04:12 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at June 15, 2023 04:12 PM (9X60i)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 04:11 PM (0hOvj)
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Let me make it clear, I didn't spend ONE minute being afraid of covid. It never made sense to be from day one.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 04:12 PM (DcKNO)
One of the most memorable exchanges I remember seeing during the COVID debacle was a fat teacher demanding that her students be required to get the clot shot.
When a parent pointed out this put her child at risk the teacher said, "BUT I'M AT RISK FROM COVID!"
And...that sums up COVID doesn't it? The FNM scared leftists who then demanded that everyone else be forced to do thing to protect them at any cost. Even forcing children to take health risks to protect lazy adults.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2023 04:13 PM (lc5cP)
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Supposedly he has one kid. Said procreation I'm guessing involved enough alcohol to get a fraternity drunk.
____________
Happy Father's Day!
Now change your diapers, dad.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 15, 2023 04:13 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Azathoth at June 15, 2023 04:10 PM (wb1YC)
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I hate you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 04:13 PM (DRSnL)
You can't eat inside a restaurant so they covered an area outside to protect from the weather so we were eating inside outside?
Shit, we're dumb.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 04:11 PM (DcKNO)
Social distancing was so important that Michigan banned
*checks notes*
boating.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 04:13 PM (KbCG3)
I can scarcely catch her. She's fast.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 15, 2023 04:13 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 15, 2023 04:10 PM (t/2Uw)
Takes me about two months to walk 2 miles.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2023 04:14 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 15, 2023 04:14 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Azathoth at June 15, 2023 04:10 PM (wb1YC)
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I hate you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 04:13 PM (DRSnL
Here, Jordan. Chris Hemsworth has drawn you a hot bath and has a bottle of wine chilled for you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 04:14 PM (XtkZj)
Social distancing was so important that Michigan banned
*checks notes*
boating.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 04:13 PM (KbCG3)
And buying seeds to plant in your own garden.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 15, 2023 04:14 PM (N39Ws)
There are still "stand here" footprints on the floor at my bank.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 15, 2023 04:14 PM (CecP5)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 15, 2023 04:10 PM (PiwSw)
Or getting your hair did.
Or having wine with a friend.
Or a dinner party with sixteen friends.
Posted
Or on vacation in Florida
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 15, 2023 04:14 PM (t/2Uw)
REPORTER: "Why did the Ukraine FBI informant file refer to you as the big guy, President Biden? Why is that...?"
BIDEN: "Why do you ask such a dumb question?"
Posted by: Azathoth at
I'm waiting for Joe to shuffle into an audience and start throwing hands but then fall and shit himself.
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 15, 2023 04:15 PM (v6kjX)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 04:15 PM (DcKNO)
Social distancing was so important that Michigan banned
*checks notes*
boating.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 04:13 PM (KbCG3)
And buying seeds to plant in your own garden.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 15, 2023 04:14 PM (N39Ws)
Well, we are a nation built upon congregating around seed packet end caps. That one I can understand.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 04:15 PM (KbCG3)
Fear is a very powerful thing, and they succeeded in really terrifying everyone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 04:11 PM (0hOvj)
Not everyone. Most of the Horde™ saw through the fear porn early on. At least based on my recollection of lurking in the AoS comment section...
Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 15, 2023 04:15 PM (NgqoH)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 04:15 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 04:14 PM (XtkZj)
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Much better, thank you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 04:15 PM (DRSnL)
I was driving to the store.
Ackshully...my best time ever was 11:26 in PT.
But the standard for guys my age is two martinis with lunch.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2023 04:12 PM (e4fEA)
Right. The standard is: drive.
Or two martinis. But not both.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2023 04:15 PM (dGCAG)
People would loan their dog to their neighbors.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 15, 2023 04:15 PM (lf83v)
Early on during COVID I got one of my LIV friend to go out to dinner with me.
She was terrified of being around so many unmasked people...eating no less.
And I asked her...did you hear a of a waitress die off? Because if you are a waitress you work your shift walking up to people not wearing masks and talking with them. If unmasked people are dangerous surely all our waitresses would be dead right?
And...then convinced her.
But the FNM just terrified so many people
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2023 04:15 PM (lc5cP)
When I want medical advice, I always listen to the guy who buckles his pants two inches below his armpits.
"I'll have you know the ladies loved how I dressed!"
--Humphrey Bogart
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 04:07 PM (0hOvj)
Check out this photo.
https://tinyurl.com/5xrm63hf
*mic drop*
Posted by: Zombie Humphrey Bogart at June 15, 2023 04:15 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 15, 2023 04:08 PM (oINRc)
.......
Ah, the classics. Word is he now has elastic ties sewn into his pant cuffs.
Posted by: wth at June 15, 2023 04:16 PM (v0R5T)
A living weeble.
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 15, 2023 04:16 PM (RqMSv)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 04:12 PM (DcKNO)
I have to admit that I flipped out at first, but then about Easter time 2020 I was ready to move on. I will never forget. The fear the news instilled probably took a few years off my life. It makes me so unbelievably angry which will be with me to the end of my days.
Posted by: InZona at June 15, 2023 04:17 PM (u21f8)
_________
Call me.
Posted by: Fred Mertz at June 15, 2023 04:17 PM (lf83v)
I agree. We have some rational people here.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 15, 2023 04:17 PM (Xrfse)
My favorite COVID moment was AOC bitching about Ron DeSantis not taking COVID seriously, going on vacation to Florida anyway, getting COVID at a drag show, and recovering in a few days anyway because for most people its "the flu"
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2023 04:17 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 04:17 PM (AWmpb)
https://bityl.co/JHYE
As I understand it, it is a close enough clone for it's internal parts to be conpatible with an FN or Kareen.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 04:17 PM (aD39U)
Fear is a very powerful thing, and they succeeded in really terrifying everyone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 04:11 PM (0hOvj)
***
And now all the UFO bullshit.
The left never stops.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2023 04:17 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 04:14 PM (XtkZj)
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Much better, thank you.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 04:15 PM (DRSnL
Oh crap. Sorry. Chris Christie.
My bad.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 04:17 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 04:13 PM (DRSnL
Here, Jordan. Chris Hemsworth has drawn you a hot bath and has a bottle of wine chilled for you.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Chris Hemsworth in Extraction 2 debuts tomorrow on Netflix. Bet he takes his shirt off at least once.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 15, 2023 04:17 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 15, 2023 03:50 PM (a6TBy)
Lemmiwinks.....tell him not to give up! I had a similarly tough time in engineering school for different reasons plus my own immaturity. None the less I've had a very successful 40+ year career as an engineer. Tell him it's worth the suffering and it does get better! Don't give up!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan at June 15, 2023 04:17 PM (vEBfQ)
And...then convinced her.
But the FNM just terrified so many people
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2023 04:15 PM (lc5cP)
Went to lunch with two co-workers. One unmasked, the other brought one of those face shields. We both kind of laughed at her and she decided not to wear it.
Imagine an illness so deadly that you kind of want to address it but are also willing to take a risk due to inconvenience.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 04:18 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2023 04:18 PM (DXikM)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 15, 2023 03:24 PM (ncXxy)
***
Staples
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 15, 2023 04:18 PM (flINI)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 15, 2023 04:15 PM (lc5cP)
I had a neighbor that washed all of her groceries with bleach. All of them. After letting them sit in her garage for 24 hours.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 15, 2023 04:18 PM (NgqoH)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 15, 2023 04:14 PM (XMwZJ)
Early on people said South Korea had low rates of Chinaflu, because they were used to wearing masks all the time. Then the numbers started to shake out, and over time SoKo had rates roughly the same as everyone else.
What has ALWAYS been known: masks don't prevent YOU from catching anything. If you already have something, it reduces how much of your snot and spit get projected outward. That's all. That's all it ever did.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2023 04:18 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at June 15, 2023 04:18 PM (WKD+E)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 04:19 PM (DcKNO)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2023 04:18 PM (dGCAG)
Until you decide to cough and sneeze without covering your mouth because of the Magic Cloth. Which many many did. Grotesque.
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 04:19 PM (AWmpb)
The blonde lady sitting next to him is probably wishing she
had sat further away.
Posted by: wth at June 15, 2023 04:19 PM (v0R5T)
https://tinyurl.com/5xrm63hf
*mic drop*
Posted by: Zombie Humphrey Bogart at June 15, 2023 04:15 PM (n+4am)
Visible tan lines in a black and white photo. Yes, please.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 04:20 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Rbastid at June 15, 2023 04:20 PM (rMqsK)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 15, 2023 04:20 PM (ouTlx)
It's the Mind Killer.
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2023 04:18 PM (DXikM)
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Absolutely.
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 04:20 PM (DcKNO)
Neither of us (wife and I) have been vaccinated nor will we be, we only took the normal precautions we always take for flu season, both of us have gotten covid and survived it.
We are well within the age range that is affected most strenuously by this virus.
Further, I never wore a mask and will not in the future, those offended or shocked may kiss my nether regions.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 15, 2023 04:20 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 04:19 PM (DcKNO)
Unfortunately the correlation between IQ and easily lead people seems to be a positive one.
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 04:20 PM (AWmpb)
Signed Paul Glutes Ryan
Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at June 15, 2023 04:18 PM (WKD+E)
Oh good Lord Baby Jesus don't tell me we're gonna start talking about Sully's milky glutes again....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2023 04:20 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 04:21 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2023 04:18 PM (dGCAG)
Until you decide to cough and sneeze without covering your mouth because of the Magic Cloth. Which many many did. Grotesque.
Posted by: ... at June 15, 2023 04:19 PM (AWmpb)
I got in the habit of putting my hand INSIDE the mask whenever I cough or sneeze, then wiping it on doorknobs and other assorted surfaces.
Because I care.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 15, 2023 04:21 PM (dGCAG)
Probably why hugging the people I love and care about is so important.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 15, 2023 04:21 PM (t/2Uw)
Would not even listen to evidence of 'is this really an emergency'... saying the Executive Branch could do anything it wanted to your rights, as long as IT declared an emergency.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 15, 2023 04:21 PM (oHd/0)
As I recall, the initial reaction was concern over the stories out of China, but suspicion that the timing was awfully convenient for the left and the information was conflicted and contradictory.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 04:21 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 15, 2023 03:24 PM (ncXxy)
***
Staples
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 15, 2023 04:18 PM (flINI)
***
Gorilla Glue.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2023 04:21 PM (e4fEA)
Including a lot of doctors. Sometimes we forget that 99% of doctors who had real patients didn’t know any more than anyone else. Also, health care systems were zero prepared for any kind of epidemic. No standardized testing. No treatments. No PPE or ventilators. Nothing. No standardized definition of an available bed. My local health care / hospital empire was flying blind.
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at June 15, 2023 04:21 PM (9X60i)
My bad.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 04:17 PM (XtkZj)
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I'm sending Mr. Jordan61 after you when I never can have sex again.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 04:22 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: An Observation
I always thought if funny that suddenly you could wear a hoodie and mask and walk into a bank.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2023 04:22 PM (0SXk8)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 04:15 PM (DRSnL
Oh crap. Sorry. Chris Christie.
My bad.
***
Christie doesn't take baths. They just lower guys over the side of him on ropes with scrub brushes like the Navy does their ships.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 15, 2023 04:22 PM (wb1YC)
Konstantin Kissin interviewed Andy recently, and he has... not gotten any better, let's say.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 04:22 PM (0hOvj)
Of course I always did that before.
And don't touch your face when you're outside your house.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 04:22 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2023 04:22 PM (dQWfI)
Damn, Marilyn getting the cold shoulder. That's a first.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 04:21 PM (XtkZj)
Most of the other photos from that series have Bogie staring so intently that he's practically motorboating Marilyn.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 15, 2023 04:22 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Queequeg
I don't think it was fear with doctors. I think it was blackmail.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2023 04:23 PM (0SXk8)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 04:19 PM (DcKNO)
Yeah, but the test case for this cultural insanity? Man made CO2 caused global warmering.... which is still being used to destroy our economy...
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 15, 2023 04:23 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Azathoth at June 15, 2023 04:22 PM (wb1YC)
How else do you expect us to get the barnacles off?
Posted by: Chris Christie's Scrub Team at June 15, 2023 04:23 PM (PiwSw)
I'm sending Mr. Jordan61 after you when I never can have sex again.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 04:22 PM (DRSnL
Uh oh.
Lol
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 04:23 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 15, 2023 04:23 PM (RqMSv)
Would not even listen to evidence of 'is this really an emergency'... saying the Executive Branch could do anything it wanted to your rights, as long as IT declared an emergency.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 15, 2023 04:21 PM (oHd/0)
Makes you wonder if anyone received any 'suggestions' on whether or not to take such cases.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2023 04:23 PM (llON8)
Posted by: InZona at June 15, 2023 04:23 PM (u21f8)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 15, 2023 04:24 PM (aD39U)
As I recall, the initial reaction was concern over the stories out of China, but suspicion that the timing was awfully convenient for the left and the information was conflicted and contradictory.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 15, 2023 04:21 PM (0hOvj)
***
The concern my Chinese students had before Christmas that year was real. Their parents were telling them not to come home and most of them lived hundreds of miles away from the lab site. That was worrisome.
But yeah, as you say Chris, this was very convenient for one political party. Yuge red flag!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2023 04:24 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: InZona at June 15, 2023 04:24 PM (u21f8)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 15, 2023 04:23 PM (RqMSv)
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Well where's the fun in that?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 15, 2023 04:24 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 15, 2023 04:25 PM (WGUfL)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 04:19 PM (DcKNO)
Concur. Like a democrat primary and or democrat convention.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 15, 2023 04:25 PM (dQWfI)
Also I work in an office that never knuckled under, and basically had us "follow protocols" with a wink and a nudge.
Never got vaxxed either.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 15, 2023 04:25 PM (xPJvm)
That illegal alien that went next door and shot 5 of the 15 people living there is in a neighborhood that is about 6 miles east of one of my facilities.
His name is on the title of the house that has traded owners 7 times since 2014. It looks a lot like what your aerials shows and is about a mile inside San Jacinto County, adjacent to Liberty County. Two brothers are responsible for a lot of this development.
I guess the counties figure if they can get property taxes from former forest land then its all good.
Posted by: DanMan at June 15, 2023 04:25 PM (DB6tu)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 04:25 PM (XtkZj)
Never explain, never apologize, no matter how badly you screw up. Always double down, period. No humility.
Scum.
Posted by: RM at June 15, 2023 04:25 PM (0eYOS)
Posted by: President Macron at June 15, 2023 04:26 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 15, 2023 04:25 PM (WGUfL)
You're a Moron, not a commie retard.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 15, 2023 04:26 PM (llON8)
You can take random sailor's tongues out of my cold dead mouth...and other parts!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 15, 2023 04:26 PM (lc5cP)
Was that a misprint? I walk 2 miles in about that time.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice
I'm doing 1.5 miles in 30 minutes now. The hills are killing me.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 15, 2023 04:27 PM (Wy1BU)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 15, 2023 04:27 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: InZona at June 15, 2023 04:27 PM (u21f8)
Posted by: Seems Legit. at June 15, 2023 04:12 PM (DcKNO)
Totally Legit. Me too, although it did cost me a few relationships, family and otherwise.
Better now though cuz I'm better off without those covid freaks. Most of them tho I do miss some of my family.
Posted by: NC Ref at June 15, 2023 04:28 PM (fnmJK)
BIDEN: "Why do you ask such a dumb question?"
Posted by: Azathoth
.......
REPORTER: When do you begin construction on the railroad across the Pacific and Indian Ocean?
Posted by: wth at June 15, 2023 04:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 15, 2023 04:29 PM (Xrfse)
I don't think it was fear with doctors. I think it was blackmail.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 15, 2023 04:23 PM (0SXk
Blackmail, threats to take their license to practice medicine away, monetary kickbacks they may get. Pick your evil.
It gave healthcare workers license to provide substandard (inhuman) care to any patient in their care suspected of having COVID.
To my dying day I will swear that while my mother didn't die of COVID, COVID killed her.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 15, 2023 04:29 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 15, 2023 04:29 PM (XtkZj)
Posted by: davidt at June 15, 2023 04:30 PM (SYTee)
Nobody knows!
Makev her leave it on and bang her from behind.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 15, 2023 04:30 PM (Et4sD)
________
After you kiss them, they are no longer strangers.
Hu-hoohhh.
Posted by: Maurice Chevalier at June 15, 2023 04:30 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 15, 2023 04:29 PM (Xrfse)
Both sides of my family and my wife's family were all pretty much aligned in their thinking. Sounds like we got a little lucky in that respect.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 15, 2023 04:31 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 15, 2023 04:31 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 15, 2023 04:31 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 15, 2023 04:32 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 15, 2023 04:32 PM (tUYq1)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 15, 2023 04:32 PM (I+ZWa)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
I can do that on the treadmill but it is so much harder to walk outside. Uneven paths, heat, pollen, even small hills are tough.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 15, 2023 04:34 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 15, 2023 04:36 PM (t/2Uw)
"The way to put American back on top and create the "best-educated workforce" is to make it so preschool for 3- and 4-year old is universal, according to the president.
There are by far less children in the public school system. The Administration will support the unions (plural) over parents & guardians any day in the week.
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And,
CBS Local News, Philadelphia
Soda Tax Helps Send Thousands Of Kids To Pre-K In Its First 2 Years, Philadelphia, March 8, 2019...but, little did it help. (Didn't link the article)
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Philadelphia Beverage Tax (PBT) - Due the 20th
of each month, for the prior month's activity. Tax rate
$0.015 per ounce of sweetened beverage
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