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DISNEY'S CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICER QUITS WITHOUT WARNING

Disney's Chief Financial Officer, and the woman groomed to be Bob Iger's successor when he leaves in 18 months (or sooner!), just quit without warning, citing a "family medical" issue.

Yeah, so... The excuse for her out-of-the-blue shock termination may be true.

But I have suspicions.

Walt Disney Company's CFO Christine McCarthy is taking a family medical leave of absence from Disney. Effective July 1, Kevin Lansberry who is the Executive VP and the CFO for the Disney Parks, Experiences and Products will fill in for the McCarthy until a new CFO can be found.

She will still be working as a "strategic advisor" to train her replacement.

What could the Shock Termination be about?

When Chapek got fired, the sudden coup was arranged behind the scenes by Bob Iger and, I believe, this woman. They rallied the board to fire Chapek when Chapek was out of the office -- in fact, it was a Sunday night. He was out at an Elton John concert. They organized the coup when they knew he wouldn't be in a position to fight it.

And here's the thing: This woman has been named in a class action lawsuit alleging that she cooked the books to deceive investors into thinking Disney+ was doing better than it is:


This all comes after McCarthy was named in a potential class action lawsuit from some investors over alleged misrepresentation about the state of Disney+ success. She was named along with Bob Chapek and Kareem Daniels, however she was the only current Disney employee.

If you remember some unsubstantiated, completely speculative rumors I mentioned before: Kamran Pasha speculated that Chapek's firing was actually due to the fact that Disney had lost money and attempted to quickly make it back by, get this, investing billions in Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX coins. Which were of course a scam, with all investors losing all of their money.

And his claim went that this woman was involved with that, and arranged the palace coup against Chapek because she was afraid he was looking into Disney's books.

Do I believe that? I certainly didn't think it was likely before. It's very hard to hide massive losses without being detected. There's a lot of paperwork. And you have to keep signing your name to frauds, which means you're signing your own prison sentence.

And now...? Well I still think this is the type of high-stakes crime that a bourgeois corporate type would not commit.

I would just say, I am looking at this Wild-Ass Rumor with fresh interest. Not fresh credence, necessarily. But fresh interest.

In other woke news:

Breaking from The Babylon Bee:

garthbrooksbudlight.jpg


Although we've seen multiple reports that Bud Light was in danger of losing its place as the reigning 22-year number one beer in America, we now have the official word.

It was the fucking aroundest of times, it was the finding outest of times.


Bud Light's sales plummeted 24.4 percent in the past week, while rival brand Modelo Especial soared 12.2 percent

The shift cemented Modelo's place as America's new number one beer, a position Bud Light had held for over 22 years

It comes as the embattled brewer continues to struggle with the aftermath of its disastrous collaboration with trans star Dylan Mulvaney

Bud Light has seen its sales continue to plummet amid ongoing backlash to its disastrous collaboration with trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney.

The beer giant lost its place as America's number one beer brand to Modelo Especial due to the controversy, a position it held for over 22 years.

In the week ending June 3, Bud Light's sales dropped by a staggering 24.4 percent, even worse than the 23.9 percent dip from the previous week.

However, parent company Anheuser-Busch saw some gains with its other beer brands, with Michelob Ultra turning a sales increase for the first time in weeks.

Since the start of the year, Bud Light has reported a 9.5 percent decline in sales, while Modelo's bounce has seen it report an 8.5 percent spike.

In comparison to Bud Light's disastrous 24.4 percent drop in the past week, Modelo soared above the competition as sales were up 12.2 percent.

The week before, Modelo's sales rose 9.5 percent, while Bud Light dropped 23.9 percent despite an expected Memorial Day weekend bounce.

Bump Williams, head of data firm Bump Williams Consulting who tracked the recent data with NielsenIQ, said Modelo's recent winning streak may be more than a flash in the pan.

'(Modelo) appears to be increasing its sales growth each week as we get deeper into the summer,' he said.

A number of Anheuser-Busch's sister beer brands appear to also be steadily overcoming their link to the scandal, with Budweiser sales rising from an 8.5 percent decrease to a 7.8 percent decrease.

Natural Light also reported an improvement in sales over the past week, although it still saw a loss as its numbers improved from 1.5 percent to 1 percent.

I wish people would be more aware that Anheuser-Busch owns more than Bud. They own Michelob, Natural Light, and Corona, too.

Modelo beer is complicated -- apparently Anheuser-Busch bought the Mexican beer brand but was required to spin off the American branch of the business to its own company, Constellation Brands, owned by others, in order to pass anti-trust muster. That is, the feds objected when A-B, owner of the Number One selling beer, proposed buying the Number Two bestselling beer.

I imagine, but don't know for sure, that A-B would still get licensing fees from the American company, right?

A guide to things that killed themselves:

didntkillhimself.jpg

In related news: Target continues getting pressured by leftwing extremists to put "Pride" front and center again.

No, not the Alphabet Terrorists calling in bomb and arson threats to Target (which the leftwing Regime media, which laughably claims to be "anti-disinformation," then claims is the fault of right-wing people).

I mean LGBT Extremists like New York's Attorney General, "Tish" James, the one who prosecuted Trump's businesses for allegedly estimating their own values too highly.

Target's move to pull some LGBTQ-themed merchandise from stores following customer backlash "is wrong," New York Attorney General Letitia James said in a tweet Tuesday urging the retailer to reverse its decision.

At least 14 New York officials have signed a letter regarding Target's decision, according to James's tweet.

Target last month said it was making certain "adjustments" to its LGBTQ-themed products linked to Pride Month, citing increased confrontations between shoppers and employees and incidents of products being thrown on the floor.

The company has sold LGBTQ-related goods tied to Pride month for years but has faced growing criticism for carrying those products, including from conservative news outlets and Republican politicians, who have claimed certain items at its stores were marketed to children.

One swimsuit line Target is offering in its stores this year was aimed at males who transition to women has a pocket for private parts.

Target Wednesday reiterated a statement it had shared last month, saying it has "experienced threats" impacting employees' sense of safety while at work.

Those threats were phoned in by pro-LGBT/Trans extremists. This article hides that, as all Regime Media does.

Now that article comes from Newsmax. But it's a Reuters article. Companies like Newsmax pay Reuters to post Reuters articles. But I believe the company purchasing these articles are permitted to rewrite them. And if that is the case, then Newsmax, seriously, review and rewrite these Regime Media articles, don't just cut and paste them.

Meanwhile, Abigail Shrier reminds everyone who might, like Paul Ryan, think that the culture war is icky: Before anyone boycotted Target, Target boycotted me:

Posted by: Ace at 01:00 PM




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1 repeatedly

Posted by: Ciampino --- My connouns are ... at June 16, 2023 01:02 PM (qfLjt)

2 FOIST !

Posted by: Ciampino - shame, shame at June 16, 2023 01:02 PM (qfLjt)

3 Fascinating...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:03 PM (LvTSG)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)

5 The Epstein meme is great.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:04 PM (zZu0s)

6 "DID DIDN'T" meme is perfect. No explanation necessary.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 16, 2023 01:04 PM (AiZBA)

7 The AoSHQ pop up ads keep blocking text. It is crazy annoying. I know this is usually the ad company, not the blogger, but jeeze louise.

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at June 16, 2023 01:04 PM (8yM+6)

8 "If you remember some unsubstantiated, completely speculative rumors I mentioned before: Kamran Pasha speculated that Chapek's firing was actually due to the fact that Disney had lost money and attempted to quickly make it back by, get this, investing billions in Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX coins. Which were of course a scam, with all investors losing all of their money.

And his claim went that this woman was involved with that, and arranged the palace coup against Chapek because she was afraid he was looking into Disney's books.

Do I believe that? I certainly didn't think it was likely before. It's very hard to hide massive losses without being detected. There's a lot of paperwork. And you have to keep signing your name to frauds, which means you're signing your own prison sentence."

*sniffs*

I smell Doomcock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:05 PM (zZu0s)

9 Turn off scripts in your browser

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 16, 2023 01:05 PM (ouTlx)

10 Friends in Down Low Places

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 01:05 PM (BGev3)

11 Just a reminder that it was Target that decided to jump into the so-called "culture wars" by embracing the idea of censorship and boycott (of my book).

Zero sympathy for this craven corporation.

=========

An entity choosing which books to put on their shelves and which to keep off is book banning.

Or so I've been told.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:05 PM (LvTSG)

12 Who here would join a Patreon like subscription if ace offered that as an option to support?

*raises hand*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:06 PM (zZu0s)

13 It was the fucking aroundest of times, it was the finding outest of times.




It's things like this that have people coming back for more.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)

14 I'm not surprised the super-duper heterosexual married-to-a-woman Garth Brooks is on Bud Light's side. It's not like rumors abound that he sips a little penis here on there on the down low or anything.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at June 16, 2023 01:06 PM (tM5h4)

15 How often does the C-Suite just up and quit for any reason at all?

It's rare.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:06 PM (LvTSG)

16 One swimsuit line Target is offering in its stores this year was aimed at males who transition to women has a pocket for private parts.
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No.

They were KIDS swimsuits.

Big differents, p3dos.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 01:06 PM (BGev3)

17 Nood was sounded.

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at June 16, 2023 01:07 PM (MkuC5)

18 The shift cemented Modelo's place as America's new number one beer, a position Bud Light had held for over 22 years


This really shows the state of America now. A Mexican brew is #1.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

19 Do I believe that? I certainly didn't think it was likely before. It's very hard to hide massive losses without being detected. There's a lot of paperwork. And you have to keep signing your name to frauds, which means you're signing your own prison sentence.
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Yeah, I would still put this on the "unlikely" pile, but there are also other perfectly reasonable explanations for it.

Disney is in trouble. None of its movie studios are doing well. Merchandising is in decline. They're losing staggering amounts on streaming and playing make-believe with the books. The parks are holding up but there have been some bad and big bets in some of the parks recently. They're going to have to buy Hulu soon. Disney is a slow-motion disaster story and Wall Street is finally starting to notice. Criticism of Disney is quite-suddenly mainstream in the financial press, including in "Fortune."

A shit storm is brewing and they are going to need to take decisive action fast. They either fired her as a part of that decisive action, or she actually did quit because she wants no part of what's coming.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:07 PM (t0OGg)

20 The target here in the suburbs doesn't have the gay blt stuff unless it's hidden somewhere. I couldn't readily find it when I picked up a prescription from the cvs inside.

Posted by: NCKate at June 16, 2023 01:07 PM (NwbpZ)

21 Epstein photo just went up on Facebook.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2023 01:07 PM (nW4TA)

22 And I love hearing about Disney and AB getting Schadenfreuded. Good and hard.

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at June 16, 2023 01:08 PM (8yM+6)

23 19 A shit storm is brewing and they are going to need to take decisive action fast. They either fired her as a part of that decisive action, or she actually did quit because she wants no part of what's coming.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:07 PM (t0OGg)

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But their gross revenue!

That means everything's great!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:08 PM (LvTSG)

24 The Epstein/BL meme is awesome.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:08 PM (t0OGg)

25 So... is there still the decompression chamber for the penis in the tuckables?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:08 PM (zZu0s)

26 I mean LGBT Extremists like New York's Attorney General, "Tish" James, the one who prosecuted Trump's businesses for allegedly estimating their own values too highly.

Target's move to pull some LGBTQ-themed merchandise from stores following



Tish.

That's the sound made when you are prepping for a colonoscopy and pee out your butt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

27 In the week ending June 3, Bud Light's sales dropped by a staggering 24.4 percent, even worse than the 23.9 percent dip from the previous week.
++++
Stick a fork in. Bud Light is now an also-ran.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:08 PM (t0OGg)

28 Garth Brooks, however, is probably more than Schadenfreud curious.

Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at June 16, 2023 01:08 PM (8yM+6)

29 I was wrong. Mexican roofers and lawn care guys must have switched to Modelo.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2023 01:09 PM (WxkE9)

30 But their gross revenue!

That means everything's great!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:08 PM (LvTSG)

Emphasis on 'gross'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:09 PM (zZu0s)

31 I mean LGBT Extremists like New York's Attorney General, "Tish" James, the one who prosecuted Trump's businesses for allegedly estimating their own values too highly.

--

(stops to realize something)

Hey, Janet Reno was gay, wasn't she?

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 01:09 PM (BGev3)

32 Target's move to pull some LGBTQ-themed merchandise from stores following customer backlash "is wrong," New York Attorney General Letitia James said in a tweet Tuesday urging the retailer to reverse its decision.
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We live in a world, that's for sure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:09 PM (t0OGg)

33 Kamran Pasha speculated that Chapek's firing was actually due to the fact that Disney had lost money and attempted to quickly make it back by, get this, investing billions in Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX coins.

That's would be hilarious if true, but I'm afraid I can't believe it because tepid troll Paul, who doesn't know difference between revenue and profit, assures me Disney's finances are solid.

Posted by: spindrift at June 16, 2023 01:09 PM (ivvNA)

34 27 In the week ending June 3, Bud Light's sales dropped by a staggering 24.4 percent, even worse than the 23.9 percent dip from the previous week.
++++
Stick a fork in. Bud Light is now an also-ran.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:08 PM (t0OGg)

========

Aren't all of these numbers year over year?

It seems like Bud Light lost a quarter of their sales, and that quarter is not coming back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:09 PM (LvTSG)

35 Those threats were phoned in by pro-LGBT/Trans extremists. This article hides that, as all Regime Media does.
++++
If it weren't for false flags, they'd have no flags at all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:10 PM (t0OGg)

36 while Bud Light dropped 23.9 percent despite an expected Memorial Day weekend bounce.

What a stupid sentence. Did they expect people to turn gay for a holiday?

Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2023 01:10 PM (ptElO)

37
Based on the number of typos and relative incoherence, our resident troll 'Paul' is singlehandedly trying to keep Bud Light afloat.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 16, 2023 01:10 PM (enJYY)

38 ACE did you see a Gay Realtor has started an Underground RailRoad so Gay LGBT+ can leave Red States, More Please

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 16, 2023 01:10 PM (dKiJG)

39 That Epstein didn’t VS BL did meme is hilarious!

BTW, you know who else recently and abruptly left their job with medical issues? Jay Monahan, head of the PGA Tour after many players made it clear they were disgusted with his Saudi PIF deal. Medical situation is a great excuse to cover an abrupt firing or quitting

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 16, 2023 01:10 PM (xT8gx)

40 In the week ending June 3, Bud Light's sales dropped by a staggering 24.4 percent, even worse than the 23.9 percent dip from the previous week.

--

And again, college football season hasn't started yet.

That's when it's going to get really funny.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 01:10 PM (BGev3)

41 33 That's would be hilarious if true, but I'm afraid I can't believe it because tepid troll Paul, who doesn't know difference between revenue and profit, assures me Disney's finances are solid.
Posted by: spindrift at June 16, 2023 01:09 PM (ivvNA)

========

A company that suddenly fires one CEO, rehires the previous CEO, and then cuts $6 billion in costs is doing so great that it's the envy of all of corporations!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:10 PM (LvTSG)

42 False fags.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 01:11 PM (BGev3)

43 What a stupid sentence. Did they expect people to turn gay for a holiday?
Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2023 01:10 PM (ptElO)

During Pride Month?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:11 PM (zZu0s)

44 It would be grand to take out a financial institution, too. It would have to be small and the stars would have to align, but that would be lit AF.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 16, 2023 01:11 PM (KSNKu)

45 The shift cemented Modelo's place as America's new number one beer, a position Bud Light had held for over 22 years


This really shows the state of America now. A Mexican brew is #1.......
Posted by: Sponge


Shows America isn't racist.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2023 01:11 PM (nW4TA)

46 Came across a Bud Lite meme:

shown a Bud Lite can
caption "Why are you all getting upset at some graphics on a piece of tin ?"

2nd photo Dukes of Hazard with General Lee with Confederate flag on hood
caption "Yes, we were wondering the same thing"

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2023 01:11 PM (RHGPo)

47 Just a reminder that it was Target that decided to jump into the so-called "culture wars" by embracing the idea of censorship and boycott (of my book).

Zero sympathy for this craven corporation.

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A point I've been making for weeks. Target is a culture warrior brand. They are woke. Woke is their thing. This is who they are.

It's also a business in trouble that can't afford to risk pissing off 10% or more of its customers, so they're on a tightrope. I hope they fall off that tightrope, especially because if they do then the anti-woke customer-activists are going to be given undeserved credit for it, which will bolster the movement.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:11 PM (t0OGg)

48 DISNEY'S CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICER QUITS WITHOUT WARNING

I say we make them an honest offer for ESPN, then I got four words for ya:

National Hobo Hunting League

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 16, 2023 01:11 PM (z+89e)

49 Paul Ryan drinks Bud Light, but he sips and savors the penis.

Posted by: KJP is a race and gender swapped Side Show Bob at June 16, 2023 01:11 PM (QpUKb)

50 Who here would join a Patreon like subscription if ace offered that as an option to support?

Any kind of "Ace+" would involve Pixy actually adding features to Minx. I'm just saying.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 16, 2023 01:11 PM (X4R3E)

51 Millions in revenue lost.
Billions current value lost.
Billions more of future brand value lost.

And:
Not one person has been fired.
Not one person has apologized.
Not one person has said it was a mistake.

All to please literally no more than 100,000 mentality deranged lunatics who would never purchase your product....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 16, 2023 01:12 PM (Et4sD)

52 37
Based on the number of typos and relative incoherence, our resident troll 'Paul' is singlehandedly trying to keep Bud Light afloat.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 16, 2023 01:10 PM (enJYY)

I hear they inject it directly into the ball sack. They have to be careful, if they hit a testicle...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:12 PM (zZu0s)

53 ACE did you see a Gay Realtor has started an Underground RailRoad so Gay LGBT+ can leave Red States, More Please
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio


I was informed the other day that the great state of Tennessee was dangerous for women.

HAHAHAHAHA

Right. Don't move here. It's terrible.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 01:12 PM (ii9PI)

54 Aren't all of these numbers year over year?

It seems like Bud Light lost a quarter of their sales, and that quarter is not coming back.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:09 PM (LvTSG)
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Yes, as compared to the same period last year. We're now into the third month of sales being down by around a quarter. That's likely permanent now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:12 PM (t0OGg)

55 And again, college football season hasn't started yet.

That's when it's going to get really funny.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 01:10 PM (BGev3)
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Also got two major beer-drinking holidays in the next couple of months: Independence Day and Labor Day.

I think we'll be LOLing all through those days around here...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 16, 2023 01:12 PM (YIVH2)

56
Shows America isn't racist.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2023 01:11 PM (nW4TA)



Your point is valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

57 Interesting times at King Rat.

Posted by: eleven at June 16, 2023 01:12 PM (iziT8)

58 Who here would join a Patreon like subscription if ace offered that as an option to support?

--

Only if Ewok videos are involved.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 01:13 PM (BGev3)

59 Hiya

Posted by: JT at June 16, 2023 01:13 PM (T4tVD)

60 In the week ending June 3, Bud Light's sales dropped by a staggering 24.4 percent, even worse than the 23.9 percent dip from the previous week.



So, 48.3% in two weeks?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2023 01:13 PM (nW4TA)

61
shown a Bud Lite can
caption "Why are you all getting upset at some graphics on a piece of tin ?"

2nd photo Dukes of Hazard with General Lee with Confederate flag on hood
caption "Yes, we were wondering the same thing"
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2023 01:11 PM (RHGPo)



HA!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

62 Any kind of "Ace+" would involve Pixy actually adding features to Minx. I'm just saying.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 16, 2023 01:11 PM (X4R3E)

Like what? Crushed velvet messenger bags?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:13 PM (zZu0s)

63 I was wrong. Mexican roofers and lawn care guys must have switched to Modelo.
Posted by: polynikes


Modelo is ok, I like Negro Modelo (the dark, bock version, now called Negra). And yeah, all the dreamers from South of the Border are buying that, in droves.

I drink Sam Adams and Shiner Bock, and sometimes Rheingeist Cheetah (brewed in Cincy).

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at June 16, 2023 01:13 PM (vcOmj)

64 Also got two major beer-drinking holidays in the next couple of months: Independence Day and Labor Day.

--

Good point.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 01:13 PM (BGev3)

65 Funny stuff Ace !

Posted by: JT at June 16, 2023 01:13 PM (T4tVD)

66 ACE did you see a Gay Realtor has started an Underground RailRoad so Gay LGBT+ can leave Red States, More Please
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 16, 2023 01:10 PM (dKiJG)
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LOLWUT? Gays leaving a place for another place isn't illegal. Nor is it illegal for anyone else (unless they're illegal aliens, but that's merely a technicality).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:13 PM (t0OGg)

67 But their gross revenue!

Is that the money Disney gets from their pay-to-play Glory Holes at Disneyworld?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2023 01:13 PM (fb7jX)

68 BTW, you know who else recently and abruptly left their job with medical issues? Jay Monahan, head of the PGA Tour after many players made it clear they were disgusted with his Saudi PIF deal.

Weren't some players angry that LIV was associated with Trump, too?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 16, 2023 01:13 PM (X4R3E)

69 54 Yes, as compared to the same period last year. We're now into the third month of sales being down by around a quarter. That's likely permanent now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:12 PM (t0OGg)

=========

"Bud Light just lost a quarter of all their sales because they went obnoxiously woke. That invalidates go woke go broke because they are not actually broke. Leftism wins!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

70 I tried Modelo Especial to see what the fuss was about. Not terrible. Definitely more flavor than Bud Light, and 80% less likely to goad your friends into busting your balls.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at June 16, 2023 01:14 PM (N/KJF)

71 I got an email from my Disney Vacation Broker that rents out my points saying that it's been usually slow and my points might not Rent this year. This has never Happened before, Rates have dropped from 18 to 12 a points to stay at Disney World, This is unheard of and Disney Stock is gonna go lower especially with the Bomb Indy coming out soon

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 16, 2023 01:14 PM (dKiJG)

72 I've been thinking there are hints the sodomite pride movement may have peaked.
About 10 years ago Facebook was covered with rainbows in June. I don't see them anymore.
I sense Canadians are not impressed with Rancid Justine's over the top enthusiasm for sodomy and mutilating children. The same for Senile Joe.
The insanity of the sodomite and tranny celebration is becoming more evident.
I'm sure I'm just grasping at straws.

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 16, 2023 01:14 PM (EjmGU)

73 It was the fucking aroundest of times, it was the finding outest of times.


The Dickens you say

Posted by: Former Commenter #6 at June 16, 2023 01:14 PM (hvTVk)

74 Yes, as compared to the same period last year. We're now into the third month of sales being down by around a quarter. That's likely permanent now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:12 PM (t0OGg)

Does anyone else find that low?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:14 PM (zZu0s)

75
Walt Disney Company's CFO Christine McCarthy is taking a family medical leave of absence from Disney.

She knows she's gonna get her ass sued off. Just like the Pennsylvania Secretary of State (female) who was fired or quit or asked to be fired after 'Certifying' the Pennsylvania election despite the fact that ~80,000 more ballots were cast then voters.

Chickenshit poser didn't want to answer any questions in a court of law.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 16, 2023 01:14 PM (enJYY)

76 Garth Brooks buys his tuckwear and Bud Light at Target

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 16, 2023 01:14 PM (Et4sD)

77 Garth Brooks and Bud Light, in a can?

So, Garth likes it in the can, huh?

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at June 16, 2023 01:14 PM (vcOmj)

78 ACE did you see a Gay Realtor has started an Underground RailRoad so Gay LGBT+ can leave Red States, More Please
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio



GTFO has a different meaning?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2023 01:14 PM (nW4TA)

79 All to please literally no more than 100,000 mentality deranged lunatics who would never purchase your product....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 16, 2023 01:12 PM (Et4sD)
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This is not why they do it.

They do it for one or both of two reasons:
1. They need to in order to retain access to Woke Capital
2. It's the "Right Thing To Do"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:14 PM (t0OGg)

80 ACE did you see a Gay Realtor has started an Underground RailRoad so Gay LGBT+ can leave Red States, More Please
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 16, 2023 01:10 PM (dKiJG)
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LOLWUT? Gays leaving a place for another place isn't illegal. Nor is it illegal for anyone else (unless they're illegal aliens, but that's merely a technicality).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:13 PM (t0OGg)
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Hmmm. Is it an issue if what they are really doing is moving registered sex offenders around surreptitiously?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 16, 2023 01:15 PM (YIVH2)

81 ACE did you see a Gay Realtor has started an Underground RailRoad so Gay LGBT+ can leave Red States, More Please
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 16, 2023 01:10 PM (dKiJG)


That doesn't even makes sense. Who would try to stop them from leaving? And why?

Posted by: spindrift at June 16, 2023 01:15 PM (ivvNA)

82 74 Yes, as compared to the same period last year. We're now into the third month of sales being down by around a quarter. That's likely permanent now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:12 PM (t0OGg)

Does anyone else find that low?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:14 PM (zZu0s)

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I imagine that the majority of beer customers are simply not plugged into online culture all that much and have no idea that some VP of marketing called them dumb dudebros who should be replaced. They just know that Bud Light is cheap now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:15 PM (LvTSG)

83 ACE did you see a Gay Realtor has started an Underground RailRoad so Gay LGBT+ can leave Red States

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Oh no, please don't do that. Please don't leave. Please don't take your monkeypox infested child abusing asses to some other state. Gosh, what will we do without you here?

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 01:15 PM (BGev3)

84 ACE did you see a Gay Realtor has started an Underground RailRoad so Gay LGBT+ can leave Red States, More Please
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 16, 2023 01:10 PM (dKiJG)

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Underground Railroad, WTF? Nobody is trying to make them stay. They don't need to be snuck out of the state.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2023 01:15 PM (DRSnL)

85
Christine McCarthey!?!?

Dis Paul get a sex change???

...

uh huh.

...

Oh.

...

Nevermind.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2023 01:15 PM (fb7jX)

86 LOLWUT? Gays leaving a place for another place isn't illegal. Nor is it illegal for anyone else (unless they're illegal aliens, but that's merely a technicality).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:13 PM (t0OGg)

Actually, it is a business idea. Gays... tend to be more than a bit hysterical (look at ace, gabe, etc.) Playing on their ... fears is probably not a bad way to start a new realty business. They have the disposable income.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:16 PM (zZu0s)

87 Just like the Pennsylvania Secretary of State (female) who was fired or quit or asked to be fired after 'Certifying' the Pennsylvania election despite the fact that ~80,000 more ballots were cast then voters.

Chickenshit poser didn't want to answer any questions in a court of law.
Posted by: Divide by Zero


Turn it into a criminal case and issue an arrest warrant.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2023 01:16 PM (nW4TA)

88 81 ACE did you see a Gay Realtor has started an Underground RailRoad so Gay LGBT+ can leave Red States, More Please
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 16, 2023 01:10 PM (dKiJG)

That doesn't even makes sense. Who would try to stop them from leaving? And why?
Posted by: spindrift at June 16, 2023 01:15 PM (ivvNA)

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It implies that there are forces trying to keep gay people in red states against their will. I'm interested in who these criminals are and how they should be brought to justice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:16 PM (LvTSG)

89 I got an email from my Disney Vacation Broker that rents out my points saying that it's been usually slow and my points might not Rent this year. This has never Happened before, Rates have dropped from 18 to 12 a points to stay at Disney World, This is unheard of and Disney Stock is gonna go lower especially with the Bomb Indy coming out soon
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 16, 2023 01:14 PM (dKiJG)
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The parks hold up the company. If there are serious declines there, it's serious trouble.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:16 PM (t0OGg)

90 I saw Unsubstantiated Completely Speculative Rumors open for Zombie John Denver at Red Rocks Butt Crack Bar Grill and wigwam factory in 98'

Posted by: Rudder the Seal.... at June 16, 2023 01:16 PM (kUjcc)

91 Garth brooks' sister is a lesbo. He's all in on gay blt.

Posted by: NCKate at June 16, 2023 01:16 PM (NwbpZ)

92 ACE did you see a Gay Realtor has started an Underground RailRoad so Gay LGBT+ can leave Red States, More Please

Blacks are unsurprisingly not very impressed with this being called an underground railroad.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 16, 2023 01:16 PM (X4R3E)

93 So, 48.3% in two weeks?
Posted by: rickb223

No, don't add those two figures together. What they are saying is, roughly 24% reduced sales for the week compared to that same week last year.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 01:16 PM (ii9PI)

94 ACE did you see a Gay Realtor has started an Underground RailRoad so Gay LGBT+ can leave Red States, More Please
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 16, 2023 01:10 PM (dKiJG)

Dude apparently missed the warm reception received by the NAACP's demand that blacks boycott Florida and other states asking how to arrange such a thing.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 16, 2023 01:16 PM (KSNKu)

95 Garth Brooks and Bud Light, in a can?

So, Garth likes it in the can, huh?
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at June 16, 2023 01:14 PM (vcOmj)



And I'm quite sure his business advisor told him it would be GREAT for business to call those boycotting Bud Light assholes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

96 Yahoo:

Disney CFO Christine McCarthy’s Sudden Exit Came Amid Clashes With Bob Iger, Other Execs

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2023 01:16 PM (RHGPo)

97 Does anyone else find that low?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:14 PM (zZu0s)
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I dunno. I can only go by what they report. They're reporting about a quarter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:17 PM (t0OGg)

98
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Underground Railroad, WTF? Nobody is trying to make them stay. They don't need to be snuck out of the state.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2023 01:15 PM (DRSnL)



You act like they're mentally imbalanced or something......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

99 Who has a better Nashiville bar-Garth Brooks or Kid Rock?

Posted by: mr tmz at June 16, 2023 01:17 PM (rJ48h)

100 >66 ACE did you see a Gay Realtor has started an Underground RailRoad so Gay LGBT+ can leave Red States, More Please
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 16, 2023 01:10 PM (dKiJG)
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LOLWUT? Gays leaving a place for another place isn't illegal. Nor is it illegal for anyone else (unless they're illegal aliens, but that's merely a technicality).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:13 PM (t0OGg)

You mean teh gheys are over-emoting? The hell you say!

Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 16, 2023 01:17 PM (gryET)

101 LOLWUT? Gays leaving a place for another place isn't illegal. Nor is it illegal for anyone else (unless they're illegal aliens, but that's merely a technicality).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:13 PM (t0OGg)

Actually, it is a business idea. Gays... tend to be more than a bit hysterical (look at ace, gabe, etc.) Playing on their ... fears is probably not a bad way to start a new realty business. They have the disposable income.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Psssst. Didya hear? DeSantis is gonna flood Key West.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2023 01:17 PM (nW4TA)

102 I was wrong. Mexican roofers and lawn care guys must have switched to Modelo.
Posted by: polynikes

My favorite Mexican beer is from Yucatan, called Montejo after a Conquistador.

Their marketing slogan for decades was "Montejo-El sabor que Conquista!

Posted by: Former Commenter #67 at June 16, 2023 01:17 PM (hvTVk)

103 But while the cuts represent eliminating about 3% of Disney’s workforce, McCarthy felt the restructuring “didn’t go far enough to streamline the company,” The Journal reported, citing a person familiar with the situation.

She pushed for more tightening in the Disney Entertainment unit “to improve profit margins and give Disney a leaner structure more akin to Netflix, putting her at odds with the unit’s leadership,” the Journal reported, citing the same unnamed source.

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2023 01:18 PM (RHGPo)

104 93 No, don't add those two figures together. What they are saying is, roughly 24% reduced sales for the week compared to that same week last year.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 16, 2023 01:16 PM (ii9PI)

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And that decline remains in place.

In 9 months, we're going to be hit with stories of, "Bud Light increases sales by 10%! Bud Light is back, baby!"

But it'll be little more than statistical noise and not much of a clawback from the heavy decline they saw this year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:18 PM (LvTSG)

105 And again, college football season hasn't started yet.

These are year-over-year figures. The same people not drinking it anymore this month are going to be not-drinking it anymore during football season.

Posted by: t-bird at June 16, 2023 01:18 PM (Sv58p)

106 Actually, it is a business idea. Gays... tend to be more than a bit hysterical (look at ace, gabe, etc.) Playing on their ... fears is probably not a bad way to start a new realty business. They have the disposable income.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:16 PM (zZu0s)
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That's the only thing that makes sense to me - that it's a craven exploitation of hysteria to skim some cash off an affluent customer base. It's so preposterous, though, that it shouldn't work. But it might.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:18 PM (t0OGg)

107 In 1967, John Belushi had just graduated from a high school outside of Chicago when he went to spend the summer at Bloomfield’s Shawnee Theatre. After leaving, he went to Second City and eventually SNL and movies.

Ken Kerchival also performed at the small summer theater.

The girl spawn and I went to Shawnee Theater last night to see the stage version of Clue. It was quite good and the ending was hilarious! We came home and watched the movie again.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 16, 2023 01:18 PM (Wy1BU)

108 You act like they're mentally imbalanced or something......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

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Hmm, good point.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2023 01:18 PM (DRSnL)

109 I saw Unsubstantiated Completely Speculative Rumors open for Zombie John Denver at Red Rocks Butt Crack Bar Grill and wigwam factory in 98'
Posted by: Rudder the Seal.... at June 16, 2023 01:16 PM (kUjcc)



Wow. That seems hard to post on a bill.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

110 But Light is literally killing trans people by refusing to support Dylan on the commereative Juneteenth Special Edition cans!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 16, 2023 01:18 PM (Et4sD)

111 99 Who has a better Nashiville bar-Garth Brooks or Kid Rock?
Posted by: mr tmz at June 16, 2023 01:17 PM (rJ48h)

Are you asking the general public or just trannies?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 16, 2023 01:18 PM (KSNKu)

112 Maybe they meant train instead of gay Underground Railroad

Posted by: NCKate at June 16, 2023 01:18 PM (NwbpZ)

113 I see that its the Babylon Bee, but did Brooks really say that?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2023 01:18 PM (e4fEA)

114 Why was the Pittsburgh synagogue shooter prosecuted in federal court?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 16, 2023 01:19 PM (xPl2J)

115 96 Yahoo:

Disney CFO Christine McCarthy’s Sudden Exit Came Amid Clashes With Bob Iger, Other Execs
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2023 01:16 PM (RHGPo)

I seem to recall a bit on the Drinker Podcast where they quoted Game of thrones(?) and said the 'hand that hold the dagger never wears the crown.'

She had engineered Chapek's dead ass out the door.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:19 PM (zZu0s)

116 96 Yahoo:

Disney CFO Christine McCarthy’s Sudden Exit Came Amid Clashes With Bob Iger, Other Execs
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2023 01:16 PM (RHGPo)

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She probably wasn't a fan of the billions of dollars in cuts that Iger put in place, including the writing off of a lot of Disney+ content to the point that they're disappearing $100 million product into the ether.

I mean...that should create emotions in a high level finance executive one way or another.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

117 >>>It was the fucking aroundest of times, it was the finding outest of times.

Sheer ace.

Posted by: m at June 16, 2023 01:19 PM (ASp1y)

118 Garth brooks' sister is a lesbo. He's all in on gay blt.
Posted by: NCKate


What is a gay bacon, lettuce and tomato?

(Kidding)

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2023 01:19 PM (nW4TA)

119 In 9 months, we're going to be hit with stories of, "Bud Light increases sales by 10%! Bud Light is back, baby!"

But it'll be little more than statistical noise and not much of a clawback from the heavy decline they saw this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:18 PM (LvTSG)
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Yup. This same week next year, a 10% increase is still a massive decline from the historical baseline.

Even then, I hope they don't get it. I hope for just slower decline.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:19 PM (t0OGg)

120 Does anyone else find that low?

I do, especially considering the evidence on the ground. A-B recently announced they were not going to accept returns on Bud/Bud Light anymore, and while losing 25% of your sales is catastrophic, you *can* at least adjust future production to compensate. Moves like that suggest sales are down a lot further than what's reported.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 16, 2023 01:19 PM (X4R3E)

121 Link to the Rainbow Underground Network to help Gays escape Red States, The Realtor should be called a Hero
https://tinyurl.com/4r5dtkkz

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 16, 2023 01:19 PM (dKiJG)

122
ACE did you see a Gay Realtor has started an Underground RailRoad so Gay LGBT+ can leave Red States, More Please
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio


Take the UnderSea railroad.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2023 01:19 PM (63Dwl)

123 Corona is part of the Constellation Brands deal.

afaik, Constellation Brands (cbrands.com) bought the brewery in Mexico and does not pay anything to Budweiser.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 16, 2023 01:20 PM (Cus5s)

124 Weren't some players angry that LIV was associated with Trump, too?
Posted by: Ian S. at June 16, 2023 01:13 PM (X4R3E)

Absolutely yes they were. The PGA of America, a separate entity, screwed Trump over after J6 in a spasm of virtue signaling and moved the 2022 PGA Championship from Trump’s Bedminster in NJ to Southern Hills in OK. It’s hard not to notice that most rich people seem to hate rich guy Trump.

Personally I was kinda rooting for LIV to disrupt the PGA because of their smug and condescending attitude. I’ll admit a little schaudenfreude when I saw the Monahan news, not because I want anything bad to happen to his health but because I saw it as a ploy for him to disappear for awhile while he’s so unpopular. He’s a huge hypocrite

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 16, 2023 01:20 PM (xT8gx)

125 "I see that its the Babylon Bee, but did Brooks really say that?"

Not, he said that his bar was going to sell Bud Light and be "inclusive" and anyone that didn't like that was welcome to stay away.

Because "inclusive" means excluding anyone who doesn't agree with you.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 16, 2023 01:20 PM (ou9hh)

126 It implies that there are forces trying to keep gay people in red states against their will. I'm interested in who these criminals are and how they should be brought to justice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

GLARE and FREE HUGS AND CUDDLES

Posted by: Miss Lindsey at June 16, 2023 01:20 PM (hvTVk)

127 He's all in on gay blt.
Posted by: NCKate at June 16, 2023 01:16 PM (NwbpZ)

The mayo...isn't mayo

Posted by: Served between two buns at June 16, 2023 01:20 PM (fE1zA)

128
Just like the Pennsylvania Secretary of State (female) who was fired or quit or asked to be fired after 'Certifying' the Pennsylvania election despite the fact that ~80,000 more ballots were cast then voters.

Chickenshit poser didn't want to answer any questions in a court of law.
Posted by: Divide by Zero


Turn it into a criminal case and issue an arrest warrant.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2023 01:16 PM


Well our legislature got tough and demanded the CEO of Dominion appear and explain the discrepancy. He ignored them. End of Story. You wanna happy ending you go to the rub and tug.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 16, 2023 01:20 PM (enJYY)

129 I do, especially considering the evidence on the ground. A-B recently announced they were not going to accept returns on Bud/Bud Light anymore, and while losing 25% of your sales is catastrophic, you *can* at least adjust future production to compensate. Moves like that suggest sales are down a lot further than what's reported.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 16, 2023 01:19 PM (X4R3E)
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That is sure to cost A/B retail shelf space. Refusing seller credits for unsold product when *you* are the one who caused that product to become unsold is going to piss off a lot of retailers who will happily reallocate that shelf space to Constellation and Yeungling.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:20 PM (t0OGg)

130 What does Brooks plan to do with customers that simply don't care for Bud Light? Will he force them to drink it?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 16, 2023 01:20 PM (EjmGU)

131

The Walt Disney Company (DIS)
91.58 -1.36 (-1.46%)
As of 01:20PM EDT. Market open.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2023 01:21 PM (aD39U)

132 I-uh, uh-I-uh,, uh-c-c-can't, c-can't-uh see c-c-colors now

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at June 16, 2023 01:21 PM (5hfjS)

133 75
... the Pennsylvania Secretary of State (female) who quit when she failed to list a constitutional amendment that had to be posted for two consecutive elections prior to be placed on the ballot.

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2023 01:21 PM (RHGPo)

134 Rat from a sinking ship

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2023 01:21 PM (yQzOF)

135 Why does what Disney is going through so similar to what we went through?

Maybe a wall around Disneyland will fall next?

Posted by: German Democratic Republic at June 16, 2023 01:21 PM (odBp6)

136 "Disney's Chief Financial Officer, and the woman groomed to be Bob Iger's successor . . . "



ISWYDT

Posted by: Sharkman at June 16, 2023 01:22 PM (SSbWm)

137

Anheuser-Busch InBev SA/NV (BUD)
58.35 -0.22 (-0.37%)
As of 01:21PM EDT. Market open.


Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2023 01:22 PM (aD39U)

138 130 What does Brooks plan to do with customers that simply don't care for Bud Light? Will he force them to drink it?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 16, 2023 01:20 PM (EjmGU)
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I am sure his bar sells other products, too. And his bar won't be harmed by the position he's taking. He's a celebrity and has his fans and his fans will go regardless. The ones that won't will be offset by those that do. It doesn't matter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:22 PM (t0OGg)

139 I mean...that should create emotions in a high level finance executive one way or another.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

But it was shit content that no one would watch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:22 PM (zZu0s)

140 Lol.... underground railroad?

You're a realtor. You sell realty. That's what you do.

That's like a car dealer saying they're the underground railroad for selling them the car they use to... drive out of Florida. Unimpeded. Of their own free will. With no one chasing them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2023 01:22 PM (/EuRN)

141 I saw Gay Realtor open for Zippy the Wonder Dog at the Ed Sullivan Theater and Back Door Steam Room in 07'

Posted by: Rudder the Seal.... at June 16, 2023 01:22 PM (kUjcc)

142 130 What does Brooks plan to do with customers that simply don't care for Bud Light? Will he force them to drink it?
Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 16, 2023 01:20 PM (EjmGU)

Forced butt-chugging

Posted by: Beer bongs can go in more than one end at June 16, 2023 01:23 PM (fE1zA)

143 Because "inclusive" means excluding anyone who doesn't agree with you.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

All the 'expert' analysts on MSNBC concur with this. Endless concurrence.

Posted by: micky at June 16, 2023 01:23 PM (3byMq)

144

Target Corporation (TGT)
134.71 -3.13 (-2.27%)
As of 01:23PM EDT. Market open.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2023 01:23 PM (aD39U)

145 Garth Brooks, begging for your business:

“Yes, we’re going to serve every brand of beer. We just are. It’s not our decision to make,” he reportedly said during a Q&A session for Billboard’s Country Live in Conversation.

“If you come into this house, love one another. If you’re an asshole, there are plenty of other places on lower Broadway.”

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

146 I want the Eeyore that kept saying the boycott wouldn't last to come on here and say "I was wrong, I didn't understand the issue was not analogous to the NFL boycotts".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2023 01:23 PM (GsqPD)

147 "Bud Light just lost a quarter of all their sales because they went obnoxiously woke. That invalidates go woke go broke because they are not actually broke. Leftism wins!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

"Uh, if Bud Light is dead, how come I can find loads of it on the store shelves? Nice try, rubes! Love wins!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 16, 2023 01:23 PM (KbCG3)

148

Fox Corporation (FOXA)
33.80 +0.13 (+0.39%)
As of 01:23PM EDT. Market open.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 16, 2023 01:24 PM (aD39U)

149
I was at the beer distributor a couple of days ago. Yuengling now has a light beer. I never noticed it before, maybe they've had it awhile. Now there are two huge skids of it. Pretty blue packaging that at first glance has a similarity to Bud Light. Coincidence, I'm sure.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 16, 2023 01:24 PM (enJYY)

150 That's like a car dealer saying they're the underground railroad for selling them the car they use to... drive out of Florida. Unimpeded. Of their own free will. With no one chasing them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2023 01:22 PM (/EuRN)
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At least one car dealer will do exactly that. Offer some fake benefit and be "queer-friendly" and telling them what they need to do when they get to their State of Inclusion and Diversity and whatnot.

It's all hysterical nonsense being perpetrated to make a quick buck off of hysterical people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:24 PM (t0OGg)

151 139 I mean...that should create emotions in a high level finance executive one way or another.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:19 PM (LvTSG)

But it was shit content that no one would watch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:22 PM (zZu0s)

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To a finance executive that probably doesn't matter that much. There are decisions to be made about the valuation of Disney+, and removing hundreds of millions of dollars of content negatively affects it. She's probably been doing everything possible (maybe even illegal, but let's just assume only legal things) to prop up the valuation of Disney+ to help stock prices and her bonuses.

That's a major hit to her decision making process and her own pursuit of cash, and they were made above her head and without her consent, allegedly (I'm inventing stuff up in here, but it doesn't seem entirely unreasonable).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:24 PM (LvTSG)

152 Wannabee Dictator Watch:

President Joe Biden praised Eva Longoria’s new movie about the invention of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos following a special White House screening on Thursday, calling it “exactly what the Hispanic American community embodies.”

Biden appeared to be unaware that the movie’s entire premise has been debunked, with an investigation determining that former Frito-Lay janitor Richard Montañez’s claim that he invented the popular snack food is false.

The White House hosted the screening Thursday with the president and first lady Jill Biden both present alongside Eva Longoria, who directed the movie. A mariachi band played on the White House balcony.

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2023 01:24 PM (RHGPo)

153 the car they use to... drive out of Florida. Unimpeded. Of their own free will. With no one chasing them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

he has another woman

Posted by: The Ladies of The Villages at June 16, 2023 01:24 PM (hvTVk)

154 So is it Garth or his stupid alter ego that's got the monkeypox?

Posted by: Butt it's an equal opportunity disease! Just like AIDS! at June 16, 2023 01:25 PM (fE1zA)

155 What does Brooks plan to do with customers that simply don't care for Bud Light? Will he force them to drink it?

Just put your mouth up to the tap. You'll never know.

Posted by: Garth Brooks' Glory Hole Bar at June 16, 2023 01:25 PM (e2onP)

156 I read that and immediately thought: 'Free J*ggs and Hugs!' would be a dynamite business idea.

*J*ggs is a banned word?

ace gay: confirmed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:25 PM (zZu0s)

157 Is tonight the antiChristian hate night at Dodger Stadium?

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 16, 2023 01:25 PM (EjmGU)

158 Can't wait til Garth's bar shuts down because some nutjob high AF tranny strangled another nutjob high AF tranny in the gender-unspecified shitter over a dispute about the design of next week's version of the Official Freak Flag.

that'll be worth a laugh.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2023 01:25 PM (/EuRN)

159 Garth Brooks:

"If you're an assh---, there are plenty of other places on lower Broadway," Brooks recently said after transphobic backlash against Bud Light's recent ad campaign

No Garth, poser, you are the asshole so bend over and welcome your customers. Invite Dylan Mulvaney over for a few rounds so you can feel very inclusive by having a pretend woman/girl twink at your place of business that is a slap in the face to real women. Your feelings of moral superiority will be awesome.

Posted by: Cheri at June 16, 2023 01:26 PM (oiNtH)

160 156 I read that and immediately thought: 'Free J*ggs and Hugs!' would be a dynamite business idea.

*J*ggs is a banned word?

ace gay: confirmed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:25 PM (zZu0s)

=========

I think it's actually just *ggs. Whenever I misspell Bugs Bunny with two g's, I get the flag.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

161 I posted this earlier, but......

I was a bit of a hypocrite this week as I bought a case of Mic Ultra for a guy who was doing me a favor. It's his beer of choice, but to offset my feelings on the purchase, I also picked up a case of Yuengling.

It wasn't until later I discovered it appears that they're trying to offset the price drop of Bud Light by raising the cost of other AB beers.

I paid $24 for the MU and $19 for the Yuengling.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

162 "I see that its the Babylon Bee, but did Brooks really say that?"

Not, he said that his bar was going to sell Bud Light and be "inclusive" and anyone that didn't like that was welcome to stay away.

Because "inclusive" means excluding anyone who doesn't agree with you.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 16, 2023 01:20 PM (ou9hh)
***

Yeah. Thats what I read. I'm kinda surprised the Bee wrote the story this way. Seems to go beyond parody. I wonder if they will hear from Brook's lawyers?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2023 01:26 PM (e4fEA)

163 “If you come into this house, love one another. If you’re an asshole, there are plenty of other places on lower Broadway.”

Does Chris Gaines have his own bar on lower Broadway?

Fruity asshole.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 16, 2023 01:26 PM (ppBhU)

164 The White House hosted the screening Thursday with the president and first lady Jill Biden both present alongside Eva Longoria, who directed the movie. A mariachi band played on the White House balcony.
Posted by: SMOD

Like history written with lightning

Posted by: Woodrow Wilson, big fan of Birth of a Nation at June 16, 2023 01:26 PM (hvTVk)

165 How is the Bud Light drop still managing to *increase* every week?!

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 16, 2023 01:27 PM (nC+QA)

166 The White House hosted the screening Thursday with the president and first lady Jill Biden both present alongside Eva Longoria, who directed the movie. A mariachi band played on the White House balcony.
Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2023 01:24 PM (RHGPo)

Our Dictatorship values its Own Personal Truth. I think Generalissimo Biden hosting a film based on a false premise is perfectly fitting.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 16, 2023 01:27 PM (KSNKu)

167 (which the leftwing Regime media, which laughably claims to be "anti-disinformation," then claims is the fault of right-wing people).

Anti-Disinformation? Disinformation is telling a lie so anti-disinformation is...WTF! That is genius.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 16, 2023 01:27 PM (qxLut)

168 The parks hold up the company. If there are serious declines there, it's serious trouble.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:16 PM (t0OGg)

Some Companies are offering 12 month Interest Free if you book with them. I have never seen this and It was never this bad and Points rented in 2007 and 2008

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 16, 2023 01:27 PM (dKiJG)

169 So is it Garth or his stupid alter ego that's got the monkeypox?
Posted by: Butt it's an equal opportunity disease! Just like AIDS! at June 16, 2023 01:25 PM (fE1zA)

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Oh lord, I forgot all about that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2023 01:27 PM (DRSnL)

170
Y'know, a REALLY sneaky bar owner would buy a bunch of Bud Light kegs from the distributor at pennies on the dollar and just hook them up to a couple of other brands' taps, especially if they were some college bar on Friday and Saturday night when the coeds and frat bros are too sloshed to tell the difference.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2023 01:27 PM (n+4am)

171 I think it's actually just *ggs. Whenever I misspell Bugs Bunny with two g's, I get the flag.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:26 PM (LvTSG)

Let's test:

uggs

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:27 PM (zZu0s)

172 “If you come into this house, love one another. If you’re an asshole, there are plenty of other places on lower Broadway.”
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

Well, who had "asshole" as the latest and newest definition of any straight person who doesn't want to be forced to kneel before a gay glory hole on their bingo card?

Posted by: Boswell at June 16, 2023 01:27 PM (K+UlC)

173 Yep. ace is gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:27 PM (zZu0s)

174 During Sea Turtle, Reptilian, and Amphibian Transjester Genocide Vengeance Pride Month?

REALLY????

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 16, 2023 01:27 PM (atNP1)

175 I can't think of a more loathsome example of State Thuggery 'Tish James (NY AG). Her central campaign promise was to Find a Crime Against Trump. She's sent letters to Churches for hosting people like Gen Clarke with barely veiled hints that they will not only have their tax exemptions stripped, but could be investigated for Hate Crimes and "discrimination."

Signing her name, as acting AG, to a "letter" expressing outrage at Target removing LGBTXYZ etc merchandizing to kids is just the latest example. Of course any corporation sees all the "discrimination" mumbo jumbo that, while legally baseless (in an actual rule-of-law system) can of course weaponized into massive legal fees, at a minimum. One can only hope obesity and diabetes catch up to her before she becomes a Senator.

Posted by: Zek at June 16, 2023 01:27 PM (5FPX4)

176 The world is nothing but fagz lying.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 16, 2023 01:27 PM (0chEi)

177 150 That's like a car dealer saying they're the underground railroad for selling them the car they use to... drive out of Florida. Unimpeded. Of their own free will. With no one chasing them.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2023 01:22 PM (/EuRN)
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At least one car dealer will do exactly that. Offer some fake benefit and be "queer-friendly" and telling them what they need to do when they get to their State of Inclusion and Diversity and whatnot.

It's all hysterical nonsense being perpetrated to make a quick buck off of hysterical people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:24 PM (t0OGg)

That's like Corey Booker calling himself Spartacus by revealing a document he was fully within in rights to reveal.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 16, 2023 01:28 PM (KbCG3)

178 Why are the most hateful little pricks always the ones shouting "love one another!" the loudest?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2023 01:28 PM (/EuRN)

179
[ii]... the Pennsylvania Secretary of State (female) who quit when she failed to list a constitutional amendment that had to be posted for two consecutive elections prior to be placed on the ballot.

Yup, I know, a relatively minor oversight related to the Boy Scouts of America bankruptcy. Which only helped the BSA out financially while a couple thousand more sexually abused Boy Scouts who filed a claim die of old age.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 16, 2023 01:28 PM (enJYY)

180
The gay beer doesn't bother me so much about Garth Brooks bar.

It's all the terrible gay Garth Brooks music they play.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2023 01:28 PM (fb7jX)

181 Juggs is banned?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 16, 2023 01:28 PM (ppBhU)

182 I can only offer up ill will towards Disney, Garth and Anheuser-Busch. My field of fucks done dried up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2023 01:28 PM (Q4IgG)

183 I read that and immediately thought: 'Free J*ggs and Hugs!' would be a dynamite business idea.


THURSDAYS

Posted by: Tzampotli Family Fun Park at June 16, 2023 01:29 PM (hvTVk)

184 JUGGS shall never be banned.

UnAmerican.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 16, 2023 01:29 PM (ppBhU)

185 We are going to turn this brand around. Here are some new marketing slogans we're focus group testing:

"This Bud's not for you, TRANSPHOBE"

"It's beer. For queers. Get used to it."

We also have a TV ad campaign coming:

Cowboy #1: "Want a Bud Light?"
Cowboy #2: "No, thanks. I'm straight."

Cowboy #1 smiles a secretive smile, as Lou Reed's Walk on the Wild Side starts playing, and 20 drag queens come waltzing in.

At the end of the ad, Cowboy #2 is wearing assless chaps and chugging Bud Light.

Voiceover: "Bud Light. Mission Accomplished."

Posted by: Bud Light at June 16, 2023 01:29 PM (vbRVv)

186 Charlie McCarthy >> Christine McCarthy >> Kevin McCarthy

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 16, 2023 01:29 PM (9RRW+)

187
So is it Garth or his stupid alter ego that's got the monkeypox?
Posted by: Butt it's an equal opportunity disease! Just like AIDS! at June 16, 2023 01:25 PM (fE1zA)


Yes

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2023 01:30 PM (n+4am)

188 181 J*ggs is banned?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 16, 2023 01:28 PM (ppBhU)

Hmmm. Yep, it is unitalisized as far as I can tell. I just tried 'free j*ggs' without the asterisk and it bounced.

Will we stand for this?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:30 PM (zZu0s)

189 President Joe Biden praised Eva Longoria’s new movie about the invention of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos following a special White House screening on Thursday

*looks it up*

Holy shit, this isn't even a Babylon Bee article.

Flaming Hot Cheetos? That's your inspirational story?

Posted by: spindrift at June 16, 2023 01:30 PM (ivvNA)

190 Garth Brooks:

"If you're an assh---, there are plenty of other places on lower Broadway," Brooks recently said after transphobic backlash against Bud Light's recent ad campaign

No Garth, poser, you are the asshole so bend over and welcome your customers. Invite Dylan Mulvaney over for a few rounds so you can feel very inclusive by having a pretend woman/girl twink at your place of business that is a slap in the face to real women. Your feelings of moral superiority will be awesome.
Posted by: Cheri at June 16, 2023 01:26 PM (oiNtH)
***

Incredibly stupid thing to say if he wants to turn a profit. Maybe looking for friends in low places takes on a whole new meaning?
Oh well. I just don't care.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2023 01:30 PM (e4fEA)

191 This busty bikini brunette hopes that anti-jugg sentiment doesn't last very long:
https://is.gd/cGRD95

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:31 PM (t0OGg)

192 ACE did you see a Gay Realtor has started an Underground RailRoad so Gay LGBT+ can leave Red States, More Please

What would such a realtor do that is any different from any other realtor? It's not like there's anything or anyone stopping people who want to leave from leaving, is there?

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2023 01:31 PM (nfrXX)

193 A mariachi band played on the White House balcony.
Posted by: SMOD


Leaf blowers ON!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2023 01:31 PM (nW4TA)

194 We also have a TV ad campaign coming:

Cowboy #1: "Want a Bud Light?"
Cowboy #2: "No, thanks. I'm straight."

Cowboy #1 smiles a secretive smile, as Lou Reed's Walk on the Wild Side starts playing, and 20 drag queens come waltzing in.

At the end of the ad, Cowboy #2 is wearing assless chaps and chugging Bud Light.

Voiceover: "Bud Light. Mission Accomplished."
Posted by: Bud Light at June 16, 2023 01:29 PM (vbRVv)

Bud Light will now be sold exclusively in bottles but you have to stroke the bottle for any of it to come out.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 16, 2023 01:31 PM (KbCG3)

195 What would such a realtor do that is any different from any other realtor? ...
Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2023 01:31 PM (nfrXX)
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Capitalize on a customer base that is traditionally both affluent and somewhat hysterical?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:31 PM (t0OGg)

196 Yuengling beer hosts Pride drag show. Fuck that keystone piss water.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 16, 2023 01:31 PM (9RRW+)

197 How is the Bud Light drop still managing to *increase* every week?!

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 16, 2023 01:27 PM (nC+QA)



I think the reporting is on Year over Year sales.

Basically comparing a given week's sales in 2023 with the same week's sales in 2022.

Seems like the number often reported, which is in store sales, is approaching a 30% drop off YoY, but it seemed like the Memorial Day weekend was off by as much as 60% YoY.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2023 01:32 PM (GsqPD)

198 This message has been banned because it looks like spam

Posted by: Mother and Speed and Raquel at June 16, 2023 01:32 PM (hvTVk)

199 Drinking Bud Light while listening to Garth Brooks will turn you gay.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 16, 2023 01:32 PM (lf83v)

200 @ace: "... investing billions in Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX coins."

There was every reason in the world for "very serious investors" to believe that FTX was the next Bitcoin and likely more durable 'cause of major institutional support. Down from peak highs, Bitcoin is still worth 8x-10x from the first mini-crash and longer term lull that bottomed out in late '18 and early '19. I can easily believe a desperate CFO would chase a quick 3x return in FTX, and stick around for a little too long hoping for 5x, then refuse to sell as the rug was being pulled.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 16, 2023 01:32 PM (k1Qly)

201 Friends in Low Places is actually a great name for a gay bar.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 16, 2023 01:32 PM (WGUfL)

202 So why would the WH have a screening of a movie anyway ? Seems they are letting Joe out more and more and he's looking more and more senile ... The stupidest things are coming out of his mouth... Are they trying to get rid of him ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2023 01:32 PM (bs+z0)

203 46 Came across a Bud Lite meme:

shown a Bud Lite can
caption "Why are you all getting upset at some graphics on a piece of tin ?"

2nd photo Dukes of Hazard with General Lee with Confederate flag on hood
caption "Yes, we were wondering the same thing"

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2023 01:11 PM (RHGPo)
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Great one.

Posted by: Ciampino - Bill Clinton is aka Dollar Bill at June 16, 2023 01:32 PM (qfLjt)

204
Yep. ace is gay.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:27 PM (zZu0s)


As if the Vespa, Crocs, european shoulder bag and the love-fest with garrett didn't make it obvious.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2023 01:32 PM (n+4am)

205 Juggs

Posted by: rickb223 at June 16, 2023 01:32 PM (nW4TA)

206 But, the magazine spelled it "Jugs."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

207 Bud Lite Because You Can Only Sip So Much Penis

Posted by: But Lite Ad Dept at June 16, 2023 01:33 PM (5FPX4)

208 From IMBD - Flamin' Hot

According to the LA Times and Frito Lay this film is more a work of fiction as Mr. Montañez was NOT actually involved in the creation of the Flamin' Hot brand. LA Times article states that "Flamin' Hots were created by a team of hotshot snack food professionals starting in 1989, in the corporate offices of Frito-Lay's headquarters in Plano, Texas. The new product was designed to compete with spicy snacks sold in the inner-city mini-marts of the Midwest. A junior employee with a freshly minted MBA named Lynne Greenfeld got the assignment to develop the brand - she came up with the Flamin' Hot name and shepherded the line into existence." making this film a work of fiction rather than a biopic.

Frito Lay informed the producers of this film that the story was false in 2019 but they went ahead with it anyway.

Posted by: Cheri at June 16, 2023 01:33 PM (oiNtH)

209 I guess I'm just more than a tad weary of Disney and Butt Lite news. But that's just me. Carry on.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 16, 2023 01:33 PM (Xrfse)

210 I wonder if the purpose of the Bud Light trans campaign was not to celebrate how inclusive they are, but as a means of destroying the brand, just to show that the Woke have that power.

They've been doing this with movie and TV franchises, destroying them so that no one can enjoy them. I wonder if it's just pleasure in destruction, taking away things the Norms like.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 16, 2023 01:34 PM (H9sxy)

211 If DJT picked RFK Jr for a running mate I'd vote for it.

Posted by: Zek at June 16, 2023 01:34 PM (5FPX4)

212 This busty bikini brunette hopes that anti-jugg sentiment doesn't last very long:
https://is.gd/cGRD95
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
........

She's got me back on board.

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2023 01:34 PM (v0R5T)

213 These corporations want to capture 100% of the tranny business. They are blind to the fact that actual real deal trannys don't statistically exist. Most people will never meet one. It's like marketing to UFO aliens. Only politically poison because you've outed yourself as a goddamned commie rat stooge for the junta. And precious few want that either.

It's why they have to cheat to win elections.

Posted by: torabora at June 16, 2023 01:34 PM (OUiUM)

214 Kamran Pasha speculated that Chapek's firing was actually due to the fact that Disney had lost money and attempted to quickly make it back by, get this, investing billions in Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX coins. Which were of course a scam, with all investors losing all of their money.
______________

Schadenfreude. It's what's for lunch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2023 01:34 PM (YqDXo)

215 Even Dick Tater is gay.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 16, 2023 01:34 PM (0chEi)

216
As if the Vespa, Crocs, european shoulder bag and the love-fest with garrett didn't make it obvious.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2023 01:32 PM (n+4am)



Yeah, pretty much this.

Connoisseurs of snizz do not act like that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

217 I was talking about why we cancelled Disney+ because they kept shoving the Gay Message on to Kids, and I got the Well I have Gay Friends and they are in a Long relationship, I responded LEAVE KIDS ALONE and it set him off one somebody had to get in-between us separate us. This was after a Knights of Columbus Meeting, I will protect my son as long as I can and let him be a kid as long as he can

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 16, 2023 01:34 PM (dKiJG)

218 If I were AA, I’d be pissed as hell that the perverts are always pre-empting stuff from the antislavery/civil-rights movements. Heck, I’m white and it pisses me off.

Harriet Tubman needs to come back and some perv butt.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 16, 2023 01:35 PM (Vk308)

219 I've got friends in crawlspaces..

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at June 16, 2023 01:35 PM (aD39U)

220 So why would the WH have a screening of a movie anyway ? Seems they are letting Joe out more and more and he's looking more and more senile ... The stupidest things are coming out of his mouth... Are they trying to get rid of him ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2023 01:32 PM (bs+z0)

It's elder abuse, plain and simple.

Posted by: mrp at June 16, 2023 01:35 PM (rj6Yv)

221 If we can't say j_ggs the terrorists have won.

Posted by: eleven at June 16, 2023 01:35 PM (iziT8)

222 As if the Vespa, Crocs, european shoulder bag and the love-fest with garrett didn't make it obvious.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Add to this the inability to hang shelves. Only lesbians can do that.

Posted by: Cheri at June 16, 2023 01:35 PM (oiNtH)

223 These are year-over-year figures. The same people not drinking it anymore this month are going to be not-drinking it anymore during football season.

Posted by: t-bird

--

Sorry, I'm way out of my depth on this. I was just working off of stuff like this from the post:

"'(Modelo) appears to be increasing its sales growth each week as we get deeper into the summer,' he said. "

Get college kids at bars and games teasing each other when they're back in school and I assume somewhat exclusive licensing deals with stadiums and bars similar Chris Gaynes', and I figured we'd get to see some more funny stories.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 01:35 PM (BGev3)

224 I've got friends in crawlspaces..
Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at June 16, 2023 01:35 PM (aD39U)
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Damn.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:35 PM (t0OGg)

225 It's always bad sign when a CFO just quits suddenly, they are well aware of the ramifications are for something like that.

A company Disney's size can easily lose billions of dollars from this action.

It screams to me really bad shit is about to hit the fan.

Posted by: Blago at June 16, 2023 01:35 PM (rzSYW)

226 and kick some perv butt

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 16, 2023 01:35 PM (Vk308)

227 206 But, the magazine spelled it "Jugs."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

Al Bundy's favorite magazine.

Posted by: torabora at June 16, 2023 01:35 PM (OUiUM)

228 I guess I'm just more than a tad weary of Disney and Butt Lite news. But that's just me. Carry on.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 16, 2023 01:33 PM (Xrfse)
.......

I was hoping to go a day without reading about the mentally ill people, but whatever.

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2023 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

229 224 I've got friends in crawlspaces..
Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at June 16, 2023 01:35 PM (aD39U)
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Damn.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:35 PM (t0OGg)

LOL... sick but funny

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2023 01:36 PM (bs+z0)

230 209 I guess I'm just more than a tad weary of Disney and Butt Lite news. But that's just me. Carry on.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 16, 2023 01:33 PM (Xrfse)

What if they announced a name change to J*ggs Lite?

where *=u

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:36 PM (zZu0s)

231 The Chinese Ministry of Civil Affairs failed to publish statistics on the number of cremations documented in the last quarter of 2022, the South China Morning Post observed Thursday — the first time in 16 years the agency has not done so.

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2023 01:36 PM (RHGPo)

232 I've got friends in crawlspaces..
Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at June 16, 2023 01:35 PM (aD39U)
++++
Damn.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:35 PM (t0OGg)



Having been a product of the area he was working in, I STILL found this damn hysterical.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

233
This busty bikini brunette hopes that anti-jugg sentiment doesn't last very long:
https://is.gd/cGRD95
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)



Anti-jugg sentiment is Un-American.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 16, 2023 01:36 PM (n+4am)

234 Garth Brooks?

Isn't he like 400 years old and says things like "hubba hubba" and "23 Skidoo"?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 16, 2023 01:36 PM (lf83v)

235 How is the Bud Light drop still managing to *increase* every week?!

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 16, 2023 01:27 PM (nC+QA)

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They're making it up on volume!

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 16, 2023 01:36 PM (atNP1)

236 The next step Joe will take is to be buggered on national television

Posted by: That Northernlurker what lurkd at June 16, 2023 01:36 PM (EjmGU)

237 Most people will never meet one. It's like marketing to UFO aliens.
-------------------
Honestly, if AB did a series of commercials aimed at selling Bud Light to Space Aliens they could turn things around on the brand. Humor is very short supply these last 10 years. Make me laugh and things change.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 16, 2023 01:36 PM (0chEi)

238 219 I've got friends in crawlspaces..
Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at June 16, 2023 01:35 PM (aD39U)

*horrified golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:36 PM (zZu0s)

239 [stares intently at spatula]
THIS IS A TRANSPOON

Posted by: Spoony McSpoonerson's Spoon Warehouse at June 16, 2023 01:37 PM (YmpWf)

240 Disney cooking the books? No way. Why, I'm quite certain our resident expert in all things everywhere, Paul, assured us Disney is making tons of money.

Nope, I'll not believe Paul doesn't know what he's talking about.

*ps: I'm looking for a bridge to purchase, Need not be new, as long as it's well maintained.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at June 16, 2023 01:37 PM (2YtOq)

241
Capitalize on a customer base that is traditionally both affluent and somewhat hysterical?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:31 PM


I was selling a house one time and the realtor told me he advertised it in a gay newspaper. I was WTF!?!?!?

He said that's were the money is. No kids, a couple of incomes.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 16, 2023 01:37 PM (enJYY)

242 During an interview with NewsNation on Thursday, Portland police officer David Baer stated that it seems as though “all roads lead to fentanyl” when it comes to crime in the downtown area of the city and stated that while the police are going after dealers, the fine for possession of fentanyl is less than that for failing to wear a seat belt.

Posted by: SMOD at June 16, 2023 01:37 PM (RHGPo)

243 LOL... sick but funny
Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2023 01:36 PM (bs+z0)
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yup

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:37 PM (t0OGg)

244 Harriet Tubman needs to come back and some perv butt.

Remember when Andrew Jackson was *this close* to being CANCELLED and Harriet Tubman was in semi-serious consideration to replace him on the twenty?

That feels like forever ago.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 16, 2023 01:37 PM (l8gTz)

245 The Chinese Ministry of Civil Affairs failed to publish statistics on the number of cremations documented in the last quarter of 2022
_______

Oh, we know.

We know and we not tell you.

More Chinese spare ribs?

Posted by: Chinese Ministry of Civil Affairs at June 16, 2023 01:38 PM (lf83v)

246 I was hoping to go a day without reading about the mentally ill people, but whatever.

It can't be helped. They're 50% of our population.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 16, 2023 01:38 PM (Xrfse)

247 Yuengling beer hosts Pride drag show. Fuck that keystone piss water.

--

This was discussed yesterday and I don't think it's true. There was some sort of connection like a venue that yeungling sponsored having a drag show or something, and I think someone said Yuengling told them "nope, not with our name on it."

I know for a fact gays and cross-dressers boycotted Yuengling for the company's open and unashamed support of Trump.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 01:38 PM (BGev3)

248 73 It was the fucking aroundest of times, it was the finding outest of times.


The Dickens you say

Posted by: Former Commenter #6 at June 16, 2023 01:14 PM (hvTVk)
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Charlies, both of you!

Posted by: Ciampino -- Bill Clinton is aka Dollar Bill at June 16, 2023 01:38 PM (qfLjt)

249 The Chinese Ministry of Civil Affairs failed to publish statistics on the number of cremations documented in the last quarter of 2022
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In other news, residents noticed there were fewer brownouts during the period in question.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at June 16, 2023 01:39 PM (2YtOq)

250 Huh.

Now what?

Market that was up this morning is suddenly dropping.

Wha'happened?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2023 01:39 PM (fb7jX)

251 214 Kamran Pasha speculated that Chapek's firing was actually due to the fact that Disney had lost money and attempted to quickly make it back by, get this, investing billions in Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX coins. Which were of course a scam, with all investors losing all of their money.
______________

Schadenfreude. It's what's for lunch.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 16, 2023 01:34 PM (YqDXo)

No it's because He was about to make Cuts and Iger who never left and still had his Offices at Disney got wind that he was gonna cut the crazies at Disney, Remember the Board is all on Board with LGBTQ+

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 16, 2023 01:39 PM (dKiJG)

252 247 I know for a fact gays and cross-dressers boycotted Yuengling for the company's open and unashamed support of Trump.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 01:38 PM (BGev3)

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And Trump supported trannies in girls bathrooms.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:39 PM (LvTSG)

253 Remember when Andrew Jackson was *this close* to being CANCELLED and Harriet Tubman was in semi-serious consideration to replace him on the twenty?
__________

Yes, after they found out that the "Underground Railroad" only included about a dozen of her family members. There was no systematic movement of ex-slaves to the north.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 16, 2023 01:40 PM (lf83v)

254 246 I was hoping to go a day without reading about the mentally ill people, but whatever.

It can't be helped. They're 50% of our population.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 16, 2023 01:38 PM (Xrfse)

*wipes sweat off brow when thinking he meant the AOSHQ readership*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:40 PM (zZu0s)

255 250 Wha'happened?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2023 01:39 PM (fb7jX)

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Algo said, "profit takin' time!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:40 PM (LvTSG)

256 Target is the target.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 16, 2023 01:40 PM (17s+e)

257 The Chinese Ministry of Civil Affairs failed to publish statistics on the number of cremations documented in the last quarter of 2022
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In other news, residents noticed there were fewer brownouts during the period in question.


While sales of fertilizer and compost plummeted.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2023 01:40 PM (eOEVl)

258 250 Huh.

Now what?

Market that was up this morning is suddenly dropping.

Wha'happened?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2023 01:39 PM (fb7jX)

Maybe they finally woke up to the fact that living in a communist dystopia means they would all be out of a job?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:41 PM (zZu0s)

259 Corona is the same deal as Modelo: AB does not own it in the US.

Posted by: JSchuler at June 16, 2023 01:41 PM (l6eKM)

260 There's no way the Horde has never heard Pinkard and Bowden's "I've Got Friends in Crawl Spaces"

https://youtu.be/GDi4fPJi6ME

Those guys have some hilarious parodies. They're like sicko country Weird Als.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 01:41 PM (BGev3)

261 Algo said, "profit takin' time!"
________

During Pride Month?????

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 16, 2023 01:41 PM (lf83v)

262 If we can't say j_ggs the terrorists have won.

Posted by: eleven at June 16, 2023 01:35 PM (iziT

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Out: Free The Nipple movement.
In: Free The J_ggs movement.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 16, 2023 01:42 PM (atNP1)

263 LOL.

The Daily Mail:

EXCLUSIVE: Hunter Biden FINALLY answers questions about his shady finances in Arkansas as baby mama Lunden Roberts surprises First Son by showing up to hear him be deposed in battle over child support

I like this woman.

Part of her showing up might have been revenge, since Hunter's lawyers put her through a seven-hour deposition on Wednesday.

The only factual issue in the case is whether Hunter is too poor to continue to pay child support.

What on earth did they have to question her for seven hours about, other than pure harassment?

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 16, 2023 01:42 PM (2tUFv)

264
And Trump supported trannies in girls bathrooms.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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And waived a Pride Flag at the GOP Convention. The same thing we're all pissed off about with brands doing during "Pride" week and instituting boycotts.

Conservatives were just so desperate for someone to do something about illegal immigration (me included) we were willing to overlook everything.

Posted by: Blago at June 16, 2023 01:42 PM (rzSYW)

265 There's no way the Horde has never heard Pinkard and Bowden's "I've Got Friends in Crawl Spaces"

https://youtu.be/GDi4fPJi6ME

Those guys have some hilarious parodies. They're like sicko country Weird Als.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 01:41 PM (BGev3)
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I sure hadn't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:42 PM (t0OGg)

266 One of the more questionable deals I got in on was Gay Night tickets to the Seattle Opera (I lived a block and half away so going to the opera was pretty easy and fun provided you get into singing soap operas). You got highly discounted tickets located in the center of the main floor (these are killer seats), a pre show lecture about the opera, and special roped of area with free snacks and no lines for booze. It was pretty weird being in roped off area with a bunch of gays but what can I say - Carmen is pretty great, especially at a discount. And with that I conclude my Pride month commentary and will commence with setting myself on fire.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 16, 2023 01:42 PM (qxLut)

267 What we need is more Chinese Womens Army marching in sexy boots videos.

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2023 01:42 PM (v0R5T)

268 Brooks is right about one thing. There’s no shortage of bars on Broadway in Nashville.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 16, 2023 01:42 PM (u73oe)

269 Here's a timely one:

Pinkard & Bowden - Fudge Packers in Disguise

https://youtu.be/x7ZLnK_6NiU

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 01:42 PM (BGev3)

270 "The Atlantic Monthly," now a rag shilling for The Overlords, has just published a nasty hit piece on reporter Lara Logan.

"Lara Logan's Break with Reality" is the title.

They are such whores.

Posted by: Beverly at June 16, 2023 01:42 PM (Epeb0)

271 *wipes sweat off brow when thinking he meant the AOSHQ readership*

Eh, I claim to be sane but some days I ain't so sure anymore.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 16, 2023 01:43 PM (Xrfse)

272 "The only factual issue in the case is whether Hunter is too poor to continue to pay child support."

He can't be very poor if he can afford to have more than one lawyer question her for seven hours straight.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 16, 2023 01:43 PM (ou9hh)

273 And with that I conclude my Pride month commentary and will commence with setting myself on fire.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 16, 2023 01:42 PM (qxLut)

What were ace and garret wearing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:43 PM (zZu0s)

274 222
Add to this the inability to hang shelves. Only lesbians can do that.

Posted by: Cheri at June 16, 2023 01:35 PM (oiNtH)
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Well lesbians are good at furniture, it's all tongue and groove.

Posted by: Ciampino --- Bill Clinton is aka Dollar Bill at June 16, 2023 01:43 PM (qfLjt)

275 Chicago theater professor H. Adrian Rehner and his brother, artist and set designer Robert Pataconi-Rehner had hatched the plan for the Shawnee Theatre.

Robert Pataconi- Rehner passed away in 2021 at 96 yrs of age. He was one of the last survivors of the USS Indianapolis.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 16, 2023 01:43 PM (Wy1BU)

276 Wha'happened?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2023 01:39 PM (fb7jX)

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Algo said, "profit takin' time!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:40 PM (LvTSG)


Yeah, probably.

I wondered if they were suddenly expecting something to happen over the weekend.

Cuz I see no specific reason, at least, right now.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2023 01:44 PM (fb7jX)

277 How is the Bud Light drop still managing to *increase* every week?!

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 16, 2023 01:27 PM (nC+QA)

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They're making it up on volume!

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 16, 2023 01:36 PM (atNP1)
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BUD LIGHT IS SHIPPING VOLUME BUT NOT GETTING AND REVENUE FOR IT BECAUSE THEY ARE GIVING IT AWAY.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 16, 2023 01:44 PM (17s+e)

278 What we need is more Chinese Womens Army marching in sexy boots videos.
Posted by: wth at June 16, 2023 01:42 PM (v0R5T)



You asked for it.......


https://youtu.be/WniW4pIqzvo

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

279 No it's because He was about to make Cuts and Iger who never left and still had his Offices at Disney got wind that he was gonna cut the crazies at Disney

That is my read as well. He was going to gut the people putting out non-selling trash and go back to basics of entertainment and not attacking customers, so he had to go.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2023 01:44 PM (0hOvj)

280
So why would the WH have a screening of a movie anyway ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2023 01:32 PM (bs+z0)



*looks at copy of The Birth of a Nation that DW Griffith left in the Lincoln Bedroom*

Posted by: Zombie Woody Wilson at June 16, 2023 01:44 PM (n+4am)

281 Maybe they finally woke up to the fact that living in a communist dystopia means they would all be out of a job?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:41 PM (zZu0s)

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Nothing that another $10 trillion spent by the Feral Government in the next year won't fix.

/

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 16, 2023 01:44 PM (atNP1)

282 And Garth Brooks' support for Queer Beer is no surprise. He's also All In on the DOD injections called 'vaccines.'

(See Sasha Latypova on Rumble.com about the latter -- it's eye-opening.)

Posted by: Beverly at June 16, 2023 01:44 PM (Epeb0)

283 You asked for it.......
https://youtu.be/WniW4pIqzvo
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)
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Huh. From the "Chinese Female Soldiers" YouTube channel.

I guess the Internet really does have everything.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:45 PM (t0OGg)

284 The people who gamed the market to go higher and higher believe it's time to pull out.

Hence the market drop.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing(2YtOq) at June 16, 2023 01:45 PM (2YtOq)

285 Garth Brooks just released a new single.

"... I've Got Friends In Down Low Places."


ifyouknowwhathemeansandithinkthatyoudo!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 16, 2023 01:45 PM (e6UQI)

286
He can't be very poor if he can afford to have more than one lawyer question her for seven hours straight.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 16, 2023 01:43 PM (ou9hh)



And fly a private jet to the hearing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:45 PM (Zz0t1)

287 What on earth did they have to question her for seven hours about, other than pure harassment?
_________

Seven hours of "why'd you leave the keys upon the table - you wanted to!"

Posted by: System of a Down at June 16, 2023 01:45 PM (lf83v)

288 Back-stabber Christine McCarthy has crazy eyes. It must be a real joy to work for her.

Posted by: Gref at June 16, 2023 01:45 PM (AMIL/)

289 253 AP, the Underground Railroad did exist. The small town I grew up in in SW Michigan was one of the stations. There was a mansion on the corner of my street that had secret rooms where the slaves were hidden.

Or were you just saying that Tubman herself did not lead a lot of slaves?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 16, 2023 01:45 PM (Vk308)

290 Conservatives were just so desperate for someone to do something about illegal immigration (me included) we were willing to overlook everything.

Posted by: Blago


Blago-
I've been keeping a running tally of OTers vs ODers on this site, and your name is the only one always mentioned in the latter column, although I've never seen you say that. Please clarify. If Trump is the nom, will you vote for him?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2023 01:45 PM (eOEVl)

291 "Lara Logan's Break with Reality" is the title.

You would think they would be willing to give her a break after she was literally raped on the job but no...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2023 01:45 PM (0hOvj)

292 Does anyone actually buy the books "written" by all the Fox News spokesholes or are they just shipped directly overseas to a third world country where the become part of a literacy program? This is a serious inquiry as I have made a sizable bet on this question. Well, maybe not that serious.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 16, 2023 01:45 PM (qxLut)

293 It's so easy for companies and celebrities to navigate this. Just say you're not getting involved in the culture war. So what if someone lights of an angry tweet? Better than pissing off at least half of your target audience.

I'd LOVE to know how well Pride merchandise actually sells. You know its a loss leader for every brand.

Posted by: Blago at June 16, 2023 01:45 PM (rzSYW)

294 Yes, after they found out that the "Underground Railroad" only included about a dozen of her family members. There was no systematic movement of ex-slaves to the north.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 16, 2023 01:40 PM (lf83v)

Whoa, did not know that. I'm not trying to be skeptical or mean or anything, but I would like your source material if you don't mind sharing?!

Posted by: Moki at June 16, 2023 01:46 PM (JrN/x)

295
I guess the Internet really does have everything.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:45 PM (t0OGg)



TBH, that's NOT what I expected when I searched that particular phrase.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

296 Seven hours of "why'd you leave the keys upon the table - you wanted to!"
Posted by: System of a Down at June 16, 2023 01:45 PM (lf83v)

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The Richard Cheese version of that song is awesome.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2023 01:46 PM (DRSnL)

297 What on earth did they have to question her for seven hours about, other than pure harassment?
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 16, 2023 01:42 PM (2tUFv)


Because her ass meant nothing to the Biden's so this is just punishment.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 16, 2023 01:46 PM (e4fEA)

298 This cute smiling blonde in a swimsuit is just so happy that she doesn't have to uhhh practically-empty her "jugs" on the internet- in order to get attention from men, and that she still made quite a good living as a model from wearing generally more modest attire:

https://is.gd/cGRD95

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 16, 2023 01:46 PM (Keyt1)

299 He can't be very poor if he can afford to have more than one lawyer question her for seven hours straight.

Or the fact that he uses private jets to fly into and out of Arkansas for his court appearances.

"But it's not my private jet!"

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 16, 2023 01:46 PM (2tUFv)

300 The weekend is coming

Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2023 01:46 PM (yQzOF)

301 The opera that is melodic, I get.

It's the opera where everyone is just singing their dialogue -- Do not get.

Posted by: eleven at June 16, 2023 01:46 PM (iziT8)

302 What on earth did they have to question her for seven hours about, other than pure harassment?
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 16, 2023 01:42 PM (2tUFv)

You answered your own question

Posted by: It's me donna at June 16, 2023 01:46 PM (bs+z0)

303
Not buying consolidated brands either:

ESG statement: https://is.gd/XTE5W1 (PDF)

DEI statement: https://is.gd/qOZ7Cr (PDF)

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2023 01:46 PM (F9KKT)

304 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BUD LIGHT IS SHIPPING VOLUME BUT NOT GETTING AND REVENUE FOR IT BECAUSE THEY ARE GIVING IT AWAY.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 16, 2023 01:44 PM (17s+e)

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Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 16, 2023 01:46 PM (w8jy4)

305 206 But, the magazine spelled it "Jugs."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

Al Bundy's favorite magazine.
Posted by: torabora at June 16, 2023 01:35 PM (OUiUM)
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You're thinking of "Big 'Uns"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 16, 2023 01:47 PM (YIVH2)

306 virtue signalin

It's wutz for sinners

Posted by: REDACTED at June 16, 2023 01:47 PM (us2H3)

307 270 "The Atlantic Monthly," now a rag shilling for The Overlords, has just published a nasty hit piece on reporter Lara Logan.

"Lara Logan's Break with Reality" is the title.

They are such whores.
Posted by: Beverly at June 16, 2023 01:42 PM (Epeb0)

Steve Jobs left wing wife owns this and is a Major Stockholder of Disney and I think she's on the Disney Board

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 16, 2023 01:47 PM (dKiJG)

308 It's so easy for companies and celebrities to navigate this. Just say you're not getting involved in the culture war. So what if someone lights of an angry tweet? Better than pissing off at least half of your target audience. ...
Posted by: Blago at June 16, 2023 01:45 PM (rzSYW)
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Then their ESG scores tank and costs of capital - or even access to capital - rise. And their internal activists will throw sand in the gears.

Until they fear customers more than Woke Capital and their internal activists, nothing will change. I welcome more consumer action for this reason.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:47 PM (t0OGg)

309 299 He can't be very poor if he can afford to have more than one lawyer question her for seven hours straight.

Or the fact that he uses private jets to fly into and out of Arkansas for his court appearances.

"But it's not my private jet!"
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 16, 2023 01:46 PM (2tUFv)

Dad stole half of my 10 million dollar payday!
-Hunter

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:47 PM (zZu0s)

310 The weekend is coming
Posted by: Skip at June 16, 2023 01:46 PM (yQzOF)

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Three day weekend, even.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2023 01:47 PM (DRSnL)

311 234 Garth Brooks?

Isn't he like 400 years old and says things like "hubba hubba" and "23 Skidoo"?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 16, 2023 01:36 PM (lf83v)

The Man Who Destroyed Country Music is an uber has-been. He made a shitload of money and about 15 years ago announced his retirement because he "has enough to keep my great-grandchildren rich," to paraphrase. He popped back up about five years ago, though, and no one really cared. The Eighties version was when a washed-out musician would announce they were going into rehab as a desperate move to grab attention.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 16, 2023 01:47 PM (KSNKu)

312 It was in all the papers!
-Hunter

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:47 PM (zZu0s)

313 You asked for it.......


https://youtu.be/WniW4pIqzvo
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)
......

Now I feel better.

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2023 01:48 PM (v0R5T)

314 This cute smiling blonde in a swimsuit is just so happy that she doesn't have to uhhh practically-empty her "jugs" on the internet- in order to get attention from men, and that she still made quite a good living as a model from wearing generally more modest attire:

https://is.gd/cGRD95
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 16, 2023 01:46 PM (Keyt1)



Uh, it seems you've made a mistake.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

315 "You can't have Woke without Woe in it,"
my Swamp Yankee Pappy always said.
Actually he was from New Bedford.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at June 16, 2023 01:48 PM (TGPs7)

316 Since we've been having a sort of Yom Kippur in June on here the last few nights, suddenly finding long-lost illegitimate siblings, last-generation incest, and horse thieves (even though we are still clearly superior to Those People): could it just be that if you still centered your life on the Disney empire after you grew out of Old Yeller, Swamp Fox, and Darby O'Gill and The Little People, you might be just a little queer yourself?

Come out and admit it. You knew there was something ewww about the Disney Universe all along. They just finally got a little too far out for you. There is not masturbatory fantasist like an old masturbatory fantasist. Some of us are up to our hips in this. Your shocked shocked self-righteousness is not that convincing. Some weird, kinky shit.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 16, 2023 01:48 PM (jYCXf)

317 The weekend is coming
Posted by: Skip

It's starting to breathe heavy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 16, 2023 01:49 PM (Mc0sh)

318 Filter your own water instead of going to the store and buying it in bottles. Brew your own beer at home instead of buying it at the store.

Funny how stoners are more creative and ambitious chasing their vice than beer drinkers.

Posted by: JROD at June 16, 2023 01:49 PM (IlL6s)

319 Or the fact that he uses private jets to fly into and out of Arkansas for his court appearances.

I'm glad I'm not Hunter's legal counsel (although I'm sure the money is good).

Look, Fat, if you are going to plead poverty, you fly commercial to Little Rock, and do your best to appear poor.

Learn from insurance company attorneys, who deliberately wear cheap, shabby suits to court.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 16, 2023 01:49 PM (2tUFv)

320 ......

Now I feel better.
Posted by: wth at June 16, 2023 01:48 PM (v0R5T)




I help where I can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

321 This cute smiling blonde in a swimsuit is just so happy that she doesn't have to uhhh practically-empty her "jugs" on the internet- in order to get attention from men, and that she still made quite a good living as a model from wearing generally more modest attire:

https://is.gd/cGRD95
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 16, 2023 01:46 PM (Keyt1)


Uh, it seems you've made a mistake.......


I was wondering....not complaining, but wondering.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2023 01:49 PM (eOEVl)

322 289 253 AP, the Underground Railroad did exist. The small town I grew up in in SW Michigan was one of the stations. There was a mansion on the corner of my street that had secret rooms where the slaves were hidden.

Or were you just saying that Tubman herself did not lead a lot of slaves?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 16, 2023 01:45 PM (Vk30

My Wife's Hometown Salem Ohio had some houses with Hidden Rooms and are on the Historical list

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 16, 2023 01:49 PM (dKiJG)

323 318 Filter your own water instead of going to the store and buying it in bottles. Brew your own beer at home instead of buying it at the store.

Funny how stoners are more creative and ambitious chasing their vice than beer drinkers.
Posted by: JROD at June 16, 2023 01:49 PM (IlL6s)

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Drink Indian whiskey.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:49 PM (LvTSG)

324 I've been keeping a running tally of OTers vs ODers on this site,

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2023 01:45 PM (eOEVl)

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That's...weird.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2023 01:50 PM (DRSnL)

325 This cute smiling blonde in a swimsuit is just so happy that she doesn't have to uhhh practically-empty her "jugs" on the internet- in order to get attention from men, and that she still made quite a good living as a model from wearing generally more modest attire:

https://is.gd/cGRD95

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 16, 2023 01:46 PM (Keyt1)

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Oops, copy/paste link failure. Why is Fen trying to corrupt us?

J/K

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 16, 2023 01:50 PM (i4ru2)

326 Capitalize on a customer base that is traditionally both affluent and somewhat hysterical?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:31 PM (t0OGg)

I really wish I didn't have ethics and morals and such. Making these people frantically spend money would be relatively easy.

(For instance, deep fake a video/WH statement of FJB saying there's a shortage of trans meds and so the admin will be "prioritizing," go to this website [that you've set up] to "affirm" how trans you are to get on the priority list, with a fee to get on the list with hints of ways to, ahem, increase your ranking. Boom, done, you've made some money.)

Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to be good at June 16, 2023 01:51 PM (dtlDP)

327 Until they fear customers more than Woke Capital and their internal activists, nothing will change. I welcome more consumer action for this reason.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:47 PM (t0OGg)

Yep. State Street Corporation got spooked a while back and announced it was dropping ESG for this reason (there is some question of whether it actually did). Blackrock is such a big dog it probably won't have to do it, but hope springs eternal.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 16, 2023 01:51 PM (KSNKu)

328 That's...weird.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2023 01:50 PM (DRSnL)

That's a high bar here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:51 PM (zZu0s)

329
Ah, I forgot.

Monday is Juneteenth.

Market almost always drops right before a 3-day weekend. In case, something does happen before markets open on Tues.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 16, 2023 01:51 PM (fb7jX)

330 I've been keeping a running tally of OTers vs ODers on this site,

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2023 01:45 PM (eOEVl)

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That's...weird.


Is it? The OTers constantly insist that there are many ODers, when I've seen no evidence of it. I'm just being fair.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2023 01:51 PM (eOEVl)

331 314 This cute smiling blonde in a swimsuit is just so happy that she doesn't have to uhhh practically-empty her "jugs" on the internet- in order to get attention from men, and that she still made quite a good living as a model from wearing generally more modest attire:

https://is.gd/cGRD95
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 16, 2023 01:46 PM (Keyt1)


Uh, it seems you've made a mistake.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

Fenny Schumer

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 16, 2023 01:51 PM (KbCG3)

332
Oh, FFS.

You have a net worth in the eight or nine figures, and you go to an Elton John concert? WTH?

Everyone at Disney is lame AF. He was a thing long ago, but he's an elderly, drunken queen, now. It's the kind of thing little old ladies like my mom go to.

If Chapek needs to signal that he's super gay, he could just go to one of his own movies for free.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2023 01:52 PM (oINRc)

333 I've been keeping a running tally of OTers vs ODers on this site, and your name is the only one always mentioned in the latter column, although I've never seen you say that. Please clarify. If Trump is the nom, will you vote for him?
Posted by: Archimedes
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Right now, probably not. I might change my mind as a middle finger. I would likely vote 3rd party (just like lots of people here promise to do if say an Establishment candidate is chosen) I've never voted 3rd party for President, ever.

Trump will lose, and if he gets the nom, I think he needs a bad enough "kick in the teeth" so we don't have him run once again in 2028. He's going to be like a GOP Le Pen that just runs over and over again and keeps losing until they die. All the while, Dems just keep winning.

I have concerns beyond electability, I dont consider him to be a conservative. He's also ineffective as a leader.

Trump got my vote twice, and enthusiastically. Now he's dragging down conservatives across the board and needs to go away.

Posted by: Blago at June 16, 2023 01:52 PM (rzSYW)

334 It’s silly how many fading country stars are opening bars in Nashville. Brooks is just another me too on Broadway. His sister is a lesbian and he has always been a liberal Democrat supporting gay marriage and all the alphabet causes. He grew up in a middle class suburban development in Oklahoma, the cowboy schtick was because he wanted to be the next George Strait .Who actually grew up on a large cattle ranch in Texas and ropes and rises cutting horses to this day.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 16, 2023 01:52 PM (6ArJq)

335 Then their ESG scores tank and costs of capital - or even access to capital - rise. And their internal activists will throw sand in the gears.

Until they fear customers more than Woke Capital and their internal activists, nothing will change. I welcome more consumer action for this reason.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:47 PM (t0OGg)

Cigarette companies have the HIGHEST ESG scores you can get, and they sell Death Sticks

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at June 16, 2023 01:52 PM (dKiJG)

336 I've been keeping a running tally of OTers vs ODers on this site,

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2023 01:45 PM (eOEVl)

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For me, it's OCDers ... and Imma gonna need a bigger notebook.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 16, 2023 01:52 PM (i4ru2)

337 324 I've been keeping a running tally of OTers vs ODers on this site,

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2023 01:45 PM (eOEVl)

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That's...weird.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2023 01:50 PM (DRSnL)
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Life isn't complete if you aren't making lists of people you agree with politically on most matters. You know...just in case...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:53 PM (LvTSG)

338 I’m curious about why Ace doesn’t think Christine McCarthy wouldn’t do something like panic and invest money in bitcoins. They were being hyped as a sure thing; the current crew at Disney seem unethical enough to try to cut corners, and since people like her think they’re the smartest people in the room, she’d be able to get back the money before shareholders would get wind of it.

Posted by: Ann at June 16, 2023 01:53 PM (AwcWg)

339 The Underground Railroad was invented by a 12th century black woman.

Also the white saviors of the Underground Railroad helped hundreds of thousands of slaves escape to freedom over the course of 30 or so years.

Well, at least 100K.

Well, 70K.

Okay, probably 50K.

Listen, it was at least 10K of the 4-5M slaves that were here, alright? Shut up.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 01:53 PM (BGev3)

340 Oh, sorry, Bored Brunette does push herself forward, doesn't she?

Here is the correct link for blonde in modest attire who doesn't need to push herself forward to order to get noticed:

https://tinyurl.com/338rjh6u

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 16, 2023 01:54 PM (Keyt1)

341 Is this the class action suit?

BENSALEM, Pa., June 16, 2023 /PRNewswire/ -- Law Offices of Howard G. Smith announces that investors with substantial losses have opportunity to lead the securities fraud class action lawsuit against The Walt Disney Company

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 16, 2023 01:54 PM (Q4IgG)

342 Life isn't complete if you aren't making lists of people you agree with politically on most matters. You know...just in case...

Congrats, you just made my enemies list. Any of you homos touch my stuff...

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2023 01:54 PM (eOEVl)

343 Here is the fact sheet on Harriet Tubman.

It was more than 12, it was 70:

https://rb.gy/7ylln

Myth: Harriet Tubman rescued 300 people in 19 trips.

Fact: According to Tubman’s own words, and
extensive documentation on her rescue missions, we
know that she rescued about 70 people—family and
friends—during approximately 13 trips to Maryland.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 16, 2023 01:54 PM (lf83v)

344 Brooks is just another me too on Broadway. His sister is a lesbian and he has always been a liberal Democrat supporting gay marriage and all the alphabet causes. He grew up in a middle class suburban development in Oklahoma, the cowboy schtick was because he wanted to be the next George Strait .Who actually grew up on a large cattle ranch in Texas and ropes and rises cutting horses to this day.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 16, 2023 01:52 PM (6ArJq)



Garth Brooks has played at the inaugurations for every president from Carter to Biden EXCEPT for Reagan and Trump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

345 @323 TheJamesMadison-my uncle makes his own tequila. Smooth but it'll really kick your ass.

Posted by: JROD at June 16, 2023 01:55 PM (IlL6s)

346
You would think they would be willing to give her a break after she was literally raped on the job but no...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2023 01:45 PM (0hOvj)

That was swept under the carpet because it happened during the Egyptian color revolution. God bless that woman and what she endured. Tough lady.

Posted by: Moki at June 16, 2023 01:55 PM (JrN/x)

347 For me, it's OCDers ... and Imma gonna need a bigger notebook.
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 16, 2023 01:52 PM (i4ru2)

That's A E T I U S.

Pronounced 'et-ius' although I go with the more 'Ae-tius'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:55 PM (zZu0s)

348 The Man Who Destroyed Country Music is an uber has-been.

Gotta give Shania Twain at least an assist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2023 01:55 PM (0hOvj)

349 342 Life isn't complete if you aren't making lists of people you agree with politically on most matters. You know...just in case...

Congrats, you just made my enemies list. Any of you homos touch my stuff...
Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2023 01:54 PM (eOEVl)

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Sweet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:55 PM (LvTSG)

350 Harriet Tubman probably helped free about 70 slaves. She didn't have a car, but did have a gun and a firm belief in the Lord. I applaud her, no matter how many people she helped free:

Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 16, 2023 01:55 PM (Keyt1)

351
Here is the correct link for blonde in modest attire who doesn't need to push herself forward to order to get noticed:

https://tinyurl.com/338rjh6u
Posted by: FenelonSpoke-the Mikey candidate for public office at June 16, 2023 01:54 PM (Keyt1)



*winces*

Mind the gap.

*sulks away slowly*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

352 So does the Disney CFO "family medical emergency" have anything to do with transitioning? Hmmmm?

Maybe she wants to be able to choose between men's and women's prisons.

Posted by: Regular joe, not just mad, but Samuel L Jackson mad Jacksonm at June 16, 2023 01:56 PM (nnp+f)

353 Funny how stoners are more creative and ambitious chasing their vice than beer drinkers.
Posted by: JROD at June 16, 2023 01:49 PM (IlL6s)


Until last year or so it was illegal to buy pot. Beer is legal, just like pasta.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2023 01:56 PM (xhaym)

354 Life isn't complete if you aren't making lists of people you agree with politically on most matters. You know...just in case...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:53 PM (LvTSG)

*pauses in engraving a bullet*

That's weird.

It's hard to get all of 'TheJamesMadison' on there...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:56 PM (zZu0s)

355 Thanks for the clarification on Tubman, AP.

I would have thought it was more. But 70’s not a bad number.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 16, 2023 01:56 PM (Vk308)

356 354 *pauses in engraving a bullet*

That's weird.

It's hard to get all of 'TheJamesMadison' on there...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:56 PM (zZu0s)

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You know...there's a reason people shorten the name to TJM, and it's not to make typing easier.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:57 PM (LvTSG)

357
I think opening a country bar in Nashville is required for these guys. I get why a lot of them do it. The career is on the downswing, but you can merchandise the name still. It's a good move.

But... Garth? Really? He's got to be one of the richest entertainers of all time. Taylor Swift might be worth more, but it's gotta be pretty close.

I was laughing at Chapek for going to Elton John a minute ago, but Garth could buy and sell Bob a few times over, I'm sure. Why have a bar in Nashville? It's just some kind of status thing. A really weird one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2023 01:57 PM (oINRc)

358 You have a net worth in the eight or nine figures, and you go to an Elton John concert? WTH?


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Was it with Leon Russell before he passed away?

j/k

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 16, 2023 01:57 PM (i4ru2)

359 "I'd LOVE to know how well Pride merchandise actually sells. You know its a loss leader for every brand."

The tiny little display of Pride merch (2'x'2x4') at my local Joann fabric was 40% off on June 6th, if that tells you anything.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 16, 2023 01:57 PM (ou9hh)

360 322 289 253 AP, the Underground Railroad did exist.
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I didn't say the Underground railroad didn't exist. I said Harriet Tubman's role in the Underground Railroad was greatly exaggerated.

The Underground Railroad existed because of a lot of white abolitionists, but Barack Obama was never going to give credit to white people over Harriet Tubman.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 16, 2023 01:57 PM (lf83v)

361 355 Thanks for the clarification on Tubman, AP.

I would have thought it was more. But 70’s not a bad number.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 16, 2023 01:56 PM (Vk30

70 more slaves than Shaun King, Al Sharpton, or Jesse Jackson have freed all together.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:57 PM (zZu0s)

362 You know...there's a reason people shorten the name to TJM, and it's not to make typing easier.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:57 PM (LvTSG)

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It's not? I'm doing it wrong.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 16, 2023 01:58 PM (DRSnL)

363 I must say, I've never seen that before.

Take a look at https://weaselzippers.us

Posted by: micky at June 16, 2023 01:58 PM (3byMq)

364 You know...there's a reason people shorten the name to TJM, and it's not to make typing easier.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:57 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah, but I am a stickler for clarity, not necessarily brevity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:58 PM (zZu0s)

365 My phone always cucumbers "themselves" into "TheJamesMadison".

Not lying.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2023 01:59 PM (/EuRN)

366 While not a delightful as Chicom Number 1 Best Marching Girls, Norks marching in slow motion is a pretty good second. When the Nork Number 1 Best Marching Girls segment arrives you should note the sexy socks being worn.

https://youtu.be/UMLtkp4AFkc

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 16, 2023 01:59 PM (qxLut)

367 I must say, I've never seen that before.

Take a look at https://weaselzippers.us
Posted by: micky at June 16, 2023 01:58 PM (3byMq)



I hadn't been there in a while. Seems things have changed over there a bit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

368 Your not a Ace oldtimer if randos aren't keeping a dossier on you.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) remembers Pickled Stink at June 16, 2023 01:59 PM (aD39U)

369 "I'd LOVE to know how well Pride merchandise actually sells. You know its a loss leader for every brand."

--

The Black Panther toys are finally able to point and laugh.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 01:59 PM (BGev3)

370 Big win at my company (a huge tech company)

My boss who is MAGA, and his female boss (who is MAGA) have taken a final chainsaw to some of internal marketers' insistent urge that we promote sodomite influencers for sodomy month. We're now using a super straight white male influencer instead.

The blood and gore was GLORIOUS

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 16, 2023 01:59 PM (VTu1l)

371 "I'd LOVE to know how well Pride merchandise actually sells. You know its a loss leader for every brand."

The tiny little display of Pride merch (2'x'2x4') at my local Joann fabric was 40% off on June 6th, if that tells you anything.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
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Every time I see a Pride section at the store, it's full. No one touches it.

I've seen one at WalMart, Walgreens, Target, etc. You have to think this at nearly every single store

You're probably talking about them losing BILLIONS in unsold merchandise to simply placate a few mentally ill people on Twitter.

Posted by: Blago at June 16, 2023 01:59 PM (rzSYW)

372 360 Understood and agreed, AP.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 16, 2023 01:59 PM (Vk308)

373 @18

>>This really shows the state of America now. A Mexican brew is #1.

Somewhere around 30 pct of the US is Hispanic, so this is not surprising at all.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 01:59 PM (fExK5)

374 I'd LOVE to know how well Pride merchandise actually sells. You know its a loss leader for every brand.

Its expensive to rebrand and decorate like that, especially for just a month. It has to be a loss.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2023 01:59 PM (0hOvj)

375 Harriet Tubman probably helped free about 70 slaves. She didn't have a car, but did have a gun and a firm belief in the Lord. I applaud her, no matter how many people she helped free:
_____

I applaud her for helping the Northern Army. She was a spy and a scout that assisted the Union at great peril to herself. I also read somewhere that she took up a rifle in a skirmish or battle and fought with the Union troops.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 16, 2023 01:59 PM (lf83v)

376 I mean LGBT Extremists like New York's Attorney General, "Tish" James, the one who prosecuted Trump's businesses for allegedly estimating their own values too highly.

--

(stops to realize something)

Hey, Janet Reno was gay, wasn't she?
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 01:09 PM (BGev3)

Almost all Brownshirt leaders were perverted homos.

Posted by: polynikes at June 16, 2023 02:00 PM (WxkE9)

377 I must say, I've never seen that before.

Take a look at https://weaselzippers.us
Posted by: micky

I have. Sea otters are behind this.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 16, 2023 02:00 PM (qxLut)

378 @353 Kindltot-Tomatos, lettuce, spinach, green beans, zucchini, corn, pumpkins, lemon cucumbers, etc are all legal to purchase at your local grocery store too.

What was your point?

Posted by: JROD at June 16, 2023 02:00 PM (IlL6s)

379
https://youtu.be/UMLtkp4AFkc
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 16, 2023 01:59 PM (qxLut)



What a horrible marching style.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

380 368 Your not a Ace oldtimer if randos aren't keeping a dossier on you.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) remembers Pickled Stink at June 16, 2023 01:59 PM (aD39U)

'doss-ee-ay'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 02:00 PM (zZu0s)

381 Thanks AP

Posted by: Moki at June 16, 2023 02:00 PM (JrN/x)

382 364 You know...there's a reason people shorten the name to TJM, and it's not to make typing easier.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 01:57 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah, but I am a stickler for clarity, not necessarily brevity.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 01:58 PM (zZu0s)

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The lurker TeresaJarvisMasturbators probably thanks you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 02:01 PM (LvTSG)

383 I need the NASDQ to back up to 13,800 to round out a profitable week.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) remembers Pickled Stink at June 16, 2023 02:01 PM (aD39U)

384 Uh, it seems you've made a mistake.......

Or someone at that site reads AoS and has a wicked sense of humor.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2023 02:01 PM (nfrXX)

385
I must say, I've never seen that before.

Take a look at https://weaselzippers.us
Posted by: micky at June 16, 2023 01:58 PM


SUSPENDED
This website has been suspended.

/ For real or attention whoring by them?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 16, 2023 02:01 PM (enJYY)

386 365 My phone always cucumbers "themselves" into "TheJamesMadison".

Not lying.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2023 01:59 PM (/EuRN)

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That's hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 02:01 PM (LvTSG)

387 George Strait .Who actually grew up on a large cattle ranch in Texas and ropes and rises cutting horses to this day.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 16, 2023 01:52 PM (6ArJq)

the late Chris Ledoux was a roader guy before he started his singing career. The part of Wyoming he called home is one of my favorite parts of that state. He and George: the real deal.

Garf is a fooking hack and a shitty singer.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 16, 2023 02:01 PM (xPJvm)

388 WZ got nuked.

Posted by: wth at June 16, 2023 02:01 PM (v0R5T)

389 When the Nork Number 1 Best Marching Girls segment arrives you should note the sexy socks being worn.

Plus the fact that they don't seem to be wearing bras.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 16, 2023 02:01 PM (2tUFv)

390 Its expensive to rebrand and decorate like that, especially for just a month. It has to be a loss.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
___

Shareholders should demand to know how much these companies lose to virtue signal.

A prominent display at the front of the store, prime real estate to fill it up with rainbow shit that no one wants.

Posted by: Blago at June 16, 2023 02:01 PM (rzSYW)

391
Somewhere around 30 pct of the US is Hispanic, so this is not surprising at all.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 01:59 PM (fExK5)



My point. America doesn't really seem to have much of an American identity anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

392 While not a delightful as Chicom Number 1 Best Marching Girls, Norks marching in slow motion is a pretty good second. When the Nork Number 1 Best Marching Girls segment arrives you should note the sexy socks being worn

I'm docking them points for excessive bounciness. Watch one of the old Nazi newsreels. Those guys always had at least one foot on the ground, and were smooth as glass.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2023 02:01 PM (eOEVl)

393 "What a horrible marching style."

I prefer the version set to the BeeGees.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 16, 2023 02:01 PM (ou9hh)

394 You'll always be James Monroe to me !

Posted by: JT at June 16, 2023 02:02 PM (T4tVD)

395
Yes, after they found out that the "Underground Railroad" only included about a dozen of her family members. There was no systematic movement of ex-slaves to the north.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


This is the first time I've heard this.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 16, 2023 02:02 PM (63Dwl)

396 I thought “Aetius” was pronounced “EE-shus.” But my knowledge of Latin is sketchy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 16, 2023 02:02 PM (Vk308)

397 366 While not a delightful as Chicom Number 1 Best Marching Girls, Norks marching in slow motion is a pretty good second. When the Nork Number 1 Best Marching Girls segment arrives you should note the sexy socks being worn.

https://youtu.be/UMLtkp4AFkc
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 16, 2023 01:59 PM (qxLut)

Do I really need to say it?

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 16, 2023 02:02 PM (KbCG3)

398 The lurker TeresaJarvisMasturbators probably thanks you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 02:01 PM (LvTSG)

She's a nice lady with a great company.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 16, 2023 02:02 PM (zZu0s)

399 195 What would such a realtor do that is any different from any other realtor? ...
Posted by: Oddbob at June 16, 2023 01:31 PM (nfrXX)
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Capitalize on a customer base that is traditionally both affluent and somewhat hysterical?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:31 PM (t0OGg)


Is this a Texas realtor helping gays move out of Texas?

Posted by: Emmie -- ArkanOklaMoMe email contact linked in nic at June 16, 2023 02:02 PM (Emce2)

400
Kid Rock's another one. He's "industrialist rich," like Brooks. Or at least what used to be considered that rich before industrialists were worth a quarter-trillion dollars.

But he still has that bar in Nashville. Is it a requirement in the Country/Rock Dudebro Union contract that they did as a cutout for Nashville, or what?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2023 02:03 PM (oINRc)

401 Just got a glossy color high-end notification card in the mail.

It is National Dog Bite Awareness Week sponsored by the USPS.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 16, 2023 02:03 PM (9RRW+)

402 I applaud her for helping the Northern Army. She was a spy and a scout that assisted the Union at great peril to herself. I also read somewhere that she took up a rifle in a skirmish or battle and fought with the Union troops.

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Harriet "Epps" Tubmann

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 02:03 PM (BGev3)

403 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 16, 2023 01:32 PM (GsqPD)

Thanks for the explanation. I guess I was assuming week-over-week.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 16, 2023 02:03 PM (nC+QA)

404 Garth Brooks has played at the inaugurations for every president from Carter to Biden EXCEPT for Reagan and Trump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:54 PM (Zz0t1)

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Damn, a perfect reverse barometer.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 16, 2023 02:03 PM (zkqkL)

405 "It is National Dog Bite Awareness Week sponsored by the USPS.
Posted by: Maj. Healey"

That's not my dog.

Posted by: fd at June 16, 2023 02:03 PM (iayUP)

406 WZ got nuked.
Posted by: wth at June 16, 2023 02:01 PM (v0R5T)



The twatter account hasn't posted anything since December 2022 and hasn't retweeted since Feb '23.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

407 I thought “Aetius” was pronounced “EE-shus.” But my knowledge of Latin is sketchy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 16, 2023 02:02 PM (Vk30

How is it pronounced ?

Posted by: JT at June 16, 2023 02:04 PM (T4tVD)

408 Obama telling Tim Scott to get back on the Democrat Plantation
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“I think there’s a long history of African-American or other minority candidates within the Republican Party who will validate America and say, ‘Everything’s great, and we can make it.’ Nikki Haley I think has a similar approach,” Obama told Axelrod when asked about Scott. “I’m not being cynical about Tim Scott individually, but I am maybe suggesting the rhetoric of ‘Can’t we all get along’… That has to be undergirded with an honest accounting of our past and our present.”

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 16, 2023 02:04 PM (fs1hN)

409 Is this a Texas realtor helping gays move out of Texas?

I saw a "news" report claiming that 100,000 trannies are moving out of red states.

It's the Great Migration!

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 16, 2023 02:04 PM (2tUFv)

410 396 I thought “Aetius” was pronounced “EE-shus.” But my knowledge of Latin is sketchy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 16, 2023 02:02 PM (Vk30

"Ee-tee-oos" (with the edges rounded off of the vowels to fit mid-atlantic sensibilities) by my internal narrator. Which is probably mostly wrong.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2023 02:04 PM (/EuRN)

411 It is National Dog Bite Awareness Week sponsored by the USPS.

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Right in the middle of Gay Man month.

Weird.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 02:04 PM (BGev3)

412 Every time I see a Pride section at the store, it's full. No one touches it.

I've seen one at WalMart, Walgreens, Target, etc. You have to think this at nearly every single store

You're probably talking about them losing BILLIONS in unsold merchandise to simply placate a few mentally ill people on Twitter.


It's the mark of the blood of the lamb, so the angel of death will pass them by. I wish I was kidding.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 16, 2023 02:04 PM (eOEVl)

413 369 "I'd LOVE to know how well Pride merchandise actually sells. You know its a loss leader for every brand."

The Black Panther toys are finally able to point and laugh.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 01:59 PM (BGev3)

/spit.... Chevrolet is going to stop producing the Camaro at the end of this year, with a special blacked out Edition... they will make 250 of them... with special names and a special badge.

The BLACK PANTHER edition. Now, the experimental Camaro, when first produced, was the 'Panther Project'... but they decided against that name, and making up a Non real word name, so it would not get associated with a Militant Black Power Group which was terrorizing entire cities.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2023 02:04 PM (oHd/0)

414
Chris Ledoux kicked ass and I was sad that he died so young, but now I'm glad he did. The whole country music thing went sideways in a hurry right after that. He probably went at the right time, for him, anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2023 02:04 PM (oINRc)

415
How the hell does someone get 'SUSPENDED' from the Internet?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 16, 2023 02:05 PM (enJYY)

416 That FATHERs day, is right in the middle of PRIDE month?

FUCK YOU ALL.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 16, 2023 02:06 PM (oHd/0)

417 Oh, goody. I'll have to listen along as MSNBC covers Joey whisper shouting about gUnS again.

Let me guess one of his big points being made.
"No, I'm serious! Think about it!"

Although 'SOON:' is kind of different from BREAKING: BOOM: etc.

Posted by: micky at June 16, 2023 02:06 PM (3byMq)

418 How the hell does someone get 'SUSPENDED' from the Internet?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 16, 2023 02:05 PM (enJYY)

Stop paying your ISP.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2023 02:06 PM (/EuRN)

419 @391

>>My point. America doesn't really seem to have much of an American identity anymore.

Well, to be fair, America becomes something different every 50 years or so.


It's just so happens we seem to be becoming a flop house ruled by homosexual, pedohiles and maniacs with a shitty, moribund culture.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 16, 2023 02:06 PM (fExK5)

420 The BLACK PANTHER edition. Now, the experimental Camaro, when first produced, was the 'Panther Project'... but they decided against that name, and making up a Non real word name, so it would not get associated with a Militant Black Power Group which was terrorizing entire cities.

Posted by: Romeo13

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hahahahaha

Yeah, I could see Chrysler doing it with the old 300M. Or maybe any Mitsubishi. Or a Cadillac SUV.

But Camaros aren't known for being the whip of choice for the g-mac daddies.

(my slang is out of date I know)

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 02:07 PM (BGev3)

421 How the hell does someone get 'SUSPENDED' from the Internet?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 16, 2023 02:05 PM (enJYY)



The webhost decided they didn't need to spread anymore disinformation.

A netstapo, if you will.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

422 How the hell does someone get 'SUSPENDED' from the Internet?

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I can tell you, but first: Is your doorbell listening?

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 16, 2023 02:07 PM (BGev3)

423 A netstapo, if you will.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)



Nice

Posted by: G'rump928(c) remembers Pickled Stink at June 16, 2023 02:07 PM (aD39U)

424 It's all hysterical nonsense being perpetrated to make a quick buck off of hysterical people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

And based on all data *those people* are very likely to be susceptible to hysterical nonsense.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 16, 2023 02:08 PM (F9KKT)

425 How the hell does someone get 'SUSPENDED' from the Internet?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 16, 2023 02:05 PM (enJYY)

If you keep putting gum in the Imaginary Number girl's hair, you'll find out, pal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2023 02:08 PM (oINRc)

426 Nashville is Wall Drug with beer. Luckenbach is still righteous.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 16, 2023 02:08 PM (qxLut)

427 ufo nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, perfectly captured in the frame by William Wyler at June 16, 2023 02:08 PM (LvTSG)

428 I want the Latino, uh, Latinef, uh, Lantine-ex, yeah, that's the word, people here tonight to know that I invented flaming hot tamale Cheetos! No joke! One day when I was in 9th Grade, I went across the tracks to the Puerto Rican neighborhood to visit my best friend, Chico. He was helping his mother in the kitchen. I forget exactly how it happened, but Chico and I made a pot of really spicy fried corn meal. I told Chico he should patent it. But he was killed by MAGA white supremacists the next day. I was so sad I forgot about the hot food thing. To my regret, now. My word as a Biden-errez, folks!

Posted by: Joe Biden-errez at June 16, 2023 02:08 PM (AMIL/)

429 Even NeverNotTrumpers can appreciate this from DeSantis -
Keep your hands of our kids

https://twitter.com/i/status/1669419865600344079

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 16, 2023 02:08 PM (fs1hN)

430 Shareholders should demand to know how much these companies lose to virtue signal.

I am sure it is some kind of tax writeoff or some such.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2023 02:08 PM (0hOvj)

431 America doesn't really seem to have much of an American identity anymore.

Not in the cities. But get out of there and you start to see and feel it again. Some places feel like it still, like Bi-Mart

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2023 02:09 PM (0hOvj)

432 What was your point?
Posted by: JROD at June 16, 2023 02:00 PM (IlL6s)


Most people have better things to do than grow or roll their own. Except for potheads who ran the risk of incarceration.
Why don't you bake two loaves of bread a week like I do? I suspect it is because you don't like cruddy amateur bread that most people start out making and the hassle of having to proof, raise and bake the loaves, and so they give up and buy it from the store. Until Gluten is outlawed, there is little downside in that strategy.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 16, 2023 02:09 PM (xhaym)

433 Nashville is Wall Drug with beer. Luckenbach is still righteous.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 16, 2023 02:08 PM (qxLut)

Luckenbach is just a shed in a field outside of Fredericksburg where they sell beer whenever music happens.

So, yeah. Righteous.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 16, 2023 02:09 PM (/EuRN)

434 283 You asked for it.......
https://youtu.be/WniW4pIqzvo
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 16, 2023 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Huh. From the "Chinese Female Soldiers" YouTube channel.

I guess the Internet really does have everything.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 16, 2023 01:45 PM (t0OGg)
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Eskimo Marching Band?

Posted by: Ciampino - Bill Clinton aka Dollar Bill at June 16, 2023 02:10 PM (qfLjt)

435 425 How the hell does someone get 'SUSPENDED' from the Internet?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 16, 2023 02:05 PM (enJYY)

If you keep putting gum in the Imaginary Number girl's hair, you'll find out, pal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 16, 2023 02:08 PM (oINRc)

/finger hovers over a button next to his keyboard..

Don't make me do it!

Posted by: Bob, NSA....... at June 16, 2023 02:10 PM (oHd/0)

436 If you keep putting gum in the Imaginary Number girl's hair, you'll find out, pal.

*pulls Blackorchid's pigtails*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 16, 2023 02:11 PM (0hOvj)

437 210 I wonder if the purpose of the Bud Light trans campaign was not to celebrate how inclusive they are, but as a means of destroying the brand, just to show that the Woke have that power.

They've been doing this with movie and TV franchises, destroying them so that no one can enjoy them. I wonder if it's just pleasure in destruction, taking away things the Norms like.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 16, 2023 01:34 PM (H9sxy)

This! It's all part and parcel of the destruction of the masculine American male.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 16, 2023 02:13 PM (BdMk6)

438 Destined to follow Bob Chapek & Kareem Daniel.

Florida will be the big political landscape for the 2024 presidential election. There's already the DeSantis, Disney drama & the Disney cancellation in state development.

Fox: "New Florida law prohibits banks from using political factors (ESG) in lending decisions," according to the state's Chief Financial Officer. Another social justice war. Just happened, Miami Mayor Francis Suarez announced his presidential bid. Listed as a Republican; he's mid-40s in age; supported Hilliary Clinton but is "nonpartisan," and has the lovely family. Obviously, DeSantis is the target.

And, Disney scooped up HBO shows, could combine with Apple +. Even if it sucks, it would still have a great deal of "kid" and "parent" content & the means to get it out to a broad audience.

Wild guesses, nothing more, but I don't think Disney is going to veer much from woke. It encapsulates the desired America culture. Forever young, eventual cannon fodder.

Posted by: L - very tired at June 16, 2023 02:13 PM (GshMh)

439 This! It's all part and parcel of the destruction of the masculine American male.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 16, 2023 02:13 PM (BdMk6)

A cultures foundation is a couple of things.

Shared Values... and shared Myths. Values to show us how to cooperate together every day, and Myths to teach the children, values.

My children never heard of Johnny Appleseed in school... or John Henry... or the Erie Canal...

And now? they are even going after our 'Super Hero' mythology... making it Un American IMO.

Posted by: Bob, NSA....... at June 16, 2023 02:17 PM (oHd/0)

440 For the record - Kid Rock still sells Bud Light at his place in Nashville

https://www.kidrockshonkytonkandsteakhouse.com/menu

Posted by: bob at June 16, 2023 02:40 PM (ialCA)

441 Disney CFO joined in 2000 as Treasurer and became CFO a mere 15 years later.

What a dynamic company!

Posted by: Regular joe at June 16, 2023 04:11 PM (nnp+f)

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