Suspect in Natalee Halloway's Disappearance -- Murder, Really -- En Route to US After Peru Agrees to Extradite

He's not being charged with murder, though.

The main suspect in the 2005 disappearance of U.S. student Natalee Holloway was handed over to U.S. custody and departed Peru on a flight to the United States on Thursday, roughly a month after both countries agreed on his extradition.
Joran van der Sloot is wanted in the U.S. on one count each of extortion and wire fraud, the only charges to have ever linked the Dutch citizen to Holloway's disappearance on the Caribbean island of Aruba.
His extradition moved forward after a Peruvian judge on Tuesday affirmed the government's decision to temporarily transfer custody to U.S. authorities.

Posted by: Ace at 03:10 PM

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1 Whoa

Posted by: ... at June 08, 2023 02:10 PM (JONoC)

2 Good

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 08, 2023 02:11 PM (N1DT3)

3 Huh?

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 08, 2023 02:11 PM (zB/T/)

4 There are two kinds of people in this world:

Those who killed Natalee Holloway and those who didn't.

Posted by: ... at June 08, 2023 02:12 PM (JONoC)

5 I guess anything they got just to get him here until they come up with the goods. Me not very lawyery.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 08, 2023 02:12 PM (zB/T/)

6 I saw his picture at Daily Mail. He looks happy about being extradited.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2023 02:12 PM (DRSnL)

7 There are two kinds of people in this world:

Those who killed Natalee Holloway and those who didn't.
Posted by: ... at June 08, 2023 02:12 PM (JONoC)

In a way it's not very fair there was only one of her.

Posted by: clutch cargo - processed in a facility that may contain lead at June 08, 2023 02:13 PM (zB/T/)

8 Et tu, Peruvia?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 02:13 PM (zZu0s)

9 Defense will be she's been better off dead, since everything after 2005 has really, really sucked, and it ain't getting better.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 08, 2023 02:13 PM (ik/65)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 02:13 PM (Zz0t1)

11 Joran must be a Democrat.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 08, 2023 02:13 PM (H9sxy)

12 Wow, I had totally forgotten about this case.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 02:13 PM (8mdkL)

13 Joran van der Sloot is wanted in the U.S. on one count each of extortion and wire fraud, the only charges to have ever linked the Dutch citizen to Holloway's disappearance on the Caribbean island of Aruba.

I warned you people

Posted by: Austin Powers at June 08, 2023 02:13 PM (lc5cP)

14 Ehhh, this will all blow over once they find he's friends with Hunter Biden.

Posted by: browndog Official Mascot of Team Gizzard at June 08, 2023 02:13 PM (CCSxw)

15 Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2023 02:13 PM (63Dwl)

16 > Good

I'm not so sure. I'm guessing his 46 year sentence in the Peruvian prison is going to be far more unpleasant than anything he's going to get in the United States.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2023 02:13 PM (Y6AXb)

17 This is the way back machine, when we were all less 29 and innocent, sort of.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 02:14 PM (zZu0s)

18 "His extradition moved forward after a Peruvian judge on Tuesday affirmed the government's decision to temporarily transfer custody to U.S. authorities."

Posted by: It was sent to Delaware for further investigation. at June 08, 2023 02:14 PM (iayUP)

19 Greta Van Suss was all over that case like stink on shit. Special's and all.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2023 02:14 PM (to8pj)

20 I always found it odd a parent would name their child 'urine'.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

21 IIRC Natalie Holloway was the the inaugural candidate in the media's lucrative Missing Photogenic White Woman Of The Week craze back in the day. Used to be a thing.

Posted by: But that was a long time ago at June 08, 2023 02:14 PM (09nYy)

22 I saw his picture at Daily Mail. He looks happy about being extradited.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2023 02:12 PM (DRSnL)

i men a prison in peru or the us, i know which i'd rather do...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2023 02:14 PM (nXhwP)

23 I'm not so sure. I'm guessing his 46 year sentence in the Peruvian prison is going to be far more unpleasant than anything he's going to get in the United States.

And that's why, for this grievous crime of murdering a white woman, I am requesting...2 months of probation.

Posted by: Some Soros prosecutor at June 08, 2023 02:15 PM (lc5cP)

24 I hope he goes to federal pound you in the ass prison and after his ass is pounded, his kidneys are shiv'd.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

25 If I was Natalie Halloway's dad, I'd be paying bubba to rape that d-bag every day.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at June 08, 2023 02:15 PM (IpWuW)

26 His extradition moved forward after a Peruvian judge on Tuesday affirmed the government's decision to temporarily transfer custody to U.S. authorities.
++++
Why was extradition held up in Peru? I don't remember much about this case.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 08, 2023 02:15 PM (DU+/6)

27 Why'd he get thrown in the clink in Peru?

Posted by: ballistic at June 08, 2023 02:15 PM (oXNqT)

28 So Peruvia is real?!?

Posted by: Some Moron at June 08, 2023 02:15 PM (lc5cP)

29 I'm not so sure. I'm guessing his 46 year sentence in the Peruvian prison is going to be far more unpleasant than anything he's going to get in the United States.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2023 02:13 PM (Y6AXb)

He was probably one of the larger prisoners in Peru. He won't be in the US system.

Posted by: polynikes at June 08, 2023 02:15 PM (MNhXM)

30 > i men a prison in peru or the us, i know which i'd rather do...

My point exactly. I'll bet they don't have free college tuition and conjugal visits in Peruvian prisons.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2023 02:15 PM (Y6AXb)

31 Wow, I had totally forgotten about this case.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 02:13 PM (8mdkL)

Gonna be honest. I never actually cared.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 08, 2023 02:15 PM (UJzgz)

32 tell Hillary he has the goods on her.

Posted by: henry at June 08, 2023 02:15 PM (JMDly)

33 21 I thought that was Chandra Levy.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 02:16 PM (8mdkL)

34 >>24 I hope he goes to federal pound you in the ass prison and after his ass is pounded, his kidneys are shiv'd.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I read that a US prison would be like a resort hotel compared to any Peruvian prison.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2023 02:16 PM (to8pj)

35 > Why'd he get thrown in the clink in Peru?

Murdered a young Peruvian woman.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2023 02:16 PM (Y6AXb)

36
I always found it odd a parent would name their child 'urine'.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Full of piss and vinegar.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2023 02:16 PM (63Dwl)

37 Does Joran declare he has become a woman during the trial or does he wait for sentencing?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2023 02:17 PM (lc5cP)

38 Hasn't this murderous, entitled little bitch been spending the last several years in third world jails? If so, why bring him here? The jails will be much nicer here.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2023 02:17 PM (V1QHJ)

39 I was involved with a private investigation of this case back in the day. I can't say much, but I can say that this whole story is so fucked up you couldn't make up the story if you tried. If you saw a movie in which these events happened, you'd be like "no way that could ever happen in real life." But it did.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 08, 2023 02:17 PM (iFTx/)

40 Ace needs a Nancy Grace flaming skull.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2023 02:17 PM (k1Qly)

41 Macchu Picchu would probably make a good prison.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 02:17 PM (8mdkL)

42 33 21 I thought that was Chandra Levy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 02:16 PM (8mdkL)

Well played, fellow 29 year old!

Damn. Condit? Was that Condit?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 02:17 PM (zZu0s)

43 Samuel Bankman-Fried lawyers have argued that he can't be charged with any crimes not on the extradition document.

Posted by: SMOD at June 08, 2023 02:17 PM (RHGPo)

44 If he was in prison in Peru, which I thought was so and other commenters have said was so, I don't understand why bring him here. He should have been left to rot in a cell there.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 08, 2023 02:18 PM (3cGpq)

45 40 Ace needs a Nancy Grace flaming skull.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2023 02:17 PM (k1Qly)

Instead of Nancy Grace, how about Grace Randolph's flaming skull?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 02:18 PM (zZu0s)

46 30 > i men a prison in peru or the us, i know which i'd rather do...

My point exactly. I'll bet they don't have free college tuition and conjugal visits in Peruvian prisons.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2023 02:15 PM (Y6AXb)

Didn't Ace cover a thing about some super-max Central or South American prison with thousands of guys stuck in the same cage? Was that Peru? Can't remember.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 08, 2023 02:18 PM (N3zMI)

47 Afternoon.

Coulda sworn this guy was killed in prison.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2023 02:18 PM (Z45yo)

48 Natalie Holloway was the the inaugural candidate in the media's lucrative Missing Photogenic White Woman Of The Week craze back in the day. Used to be a thing.
Posted by: But that was a long time ago at June 08, 2023 02:14 PM (09nYy)

Still is a thing and I don't have a problem with it as entertainment news. There are at least two dozen real life crime shows on TV right now.

Posted by: polynikes at June 08, 2023 02:18 PM (MNhXM)

49 Here he is, all smiles. https://is.gd/dufhQ5

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2023 02:19 PM (DRSnL)

50 I thought that was Chandra Levy.

The last time I looked into that one I read a pretty convincing argument that Chandra was not murdered by the Democrat having an affair with her but by an illegal who murdered other women in the area.

But...I think she and Seth Rich are the only two staffers to have been murdered since the 60s or something like that so it really is an odd case - remember out congresscritters, aides, and lobbyists live in a separate bubble from everyone else in DC

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2023 02:19 PM (lc5cP)

51 15 Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Natalee Halloway!

Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 08, 2023 02:19 PM (LUyqH)

52 I'm the only American relieved to see the 9/11 attack.

Posted by: Gary Condit at June 08, 2023 02:19 PM (09nYy)

53 42 Yeah, Gary Condit. What an idiot.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 02:19 PM (8mdkL)

54 As I recollect, he had two Indian(dot) accomplices in the first murder. Dumped her body to swim with the sharks.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2023 02:19 PM (to8pj)

55 Didn't Ace cover a thing about some super-max Central or South American prison with thousands of guys stuck in the same cage? Was that Peru? Can't remember.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 08, 2023 02:18 PM (N3zMI)

Costa Rica

Posted by: henry at June 08, 2023 02:19 PM (JMDly)

56 Is Joran a white Hispanic? If so, he's gonna get it hard.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 08, 2023 02:20 PM (ifUkZ)

57 I'm not so sure. I'm guessing his 46 year sentence in the Peruvian prison is going to be far more unpleasant than anything he's going to get in the United States.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Hmmm, I'm not so sure about that. Now if he could "transition" and convince a judge to send him to a women's prison then he's gold. I don't think that they do that in Peru.

Posted by: Cheri at June 08, 2023 02:20 PM (oiNtH)

58 Murdered a young Peruvian woman.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2023 02:16 PM (Y6AXb)

Some might call this a pattern then

Posted by: ballistic at June 08, 2023 02:20 PM (oXNqT)

59 Ace needs a Nancy Grace flaming skull.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2023 02:17 PM (k1Qly)

Instead of Nancy Grace, how about Grace Randolph's flaming skull?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 02:18 PM (zZu0s)

I looked up Flaming Skull in the App Store and, despite what Apple might say, there is not an app for that.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2023 02:20 PM (Z45yo)

60 > As I recollect, he had two Indian(dot) accomplices in the first murder.

Yeah, that's how I remember it too. Anyone know what happened to those two?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2023 02:20 PM (Y6AXb)

61 Ace needs a to make Nancy Grace in to a flaming skull.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2023 02:17 PM (k1Qly)

FTFY

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 08, 2023 02:20 PM (nXhwP)

62
Those who killed Natalee Holloway and those who didn't.
Posted by: ... at June 08, 2023 02:12 PM (JONoC)

___________

*sweats*
*loosens collar*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 08, 2023 02:20 PM (MoZTd)

63 @45: "... how about Grace Randolph's flaming skull?"

Soooooo ....

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 08, 2023 02:20 PM (k1Qly)

64 You can bet money exchanged hands somewhere.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 08, 2023 02:20 PM (e4fEA)

65 >>v

El-Salva-Dooor

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2023 02:21 PM (to8pj)

66 Yeah, that's how I remember it too. Anyone know what happened to those two?

They opened a business calling people and telling them their computers had been hacked but they were from Microsoft/McAfee/Apple and could help them for a small fee?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2023 02:21 PM (lc5cP)

67 Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I would still like to know. I still think it was her brother and the parents covered it up.

Posted by: polynikes at June 08, 2023 02:21 PM (MNhXM)

68 I'm murdering a couple tacos if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Eliot Page, Dude at June 08, 2023 02:22 PM (2XjE8)

69 Posted by: Elric Blade at June 08, 2023 02:17 PM (iFTx/)
********************************

Fucked up on what end? Parents? Victim? Perp? U.S. gov? Aruba gov? Other?

Posted by: EFG at June 08, 2023 02:22 PM (Ae67h)

70 > Natalie Holloway was the the inaugural candidate in the media's lucrative Missing Photogenic White Woman Of The Week craze back in the day.

Now that people like you have successfully shamed the media into not reporting cases like Holloway's, the media now nearly never brings attention to missing persons cases.

*slow clap*

That's so much better.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2023 02:22 PM (V1QHJ)

71
Knee-ca-rah-wa

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Your Gateway to Bismarck, ND (TM) at June 08, 2023 02:22 PM (pNxlR)

72 Just adding to my comment above, the Wiki entry for her death and aftermath is pretty complete and accurate. A lot of this info was confidential at one point, uncovered during the private investigation. Seems almost the whole story is now public.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 08, 2023 02:22 PM (iFTx/)

73 Instead of Nancy Grace, how about Grace Randolph's flaming skull?

How about Randolph Scott?

Posted by: Lance Johnson at June 08, 2023 02:22 PM (l8gTz)

74 Just remembering the limerick I learned on my pappy's knee:

Oh, when God made the Irish,
He didn't make much,
But He sure made em better
Than the goddammed Dutch

Posted by: Regular joe at June 08, 2023 02:22 PM (nnp+f)

75 67 Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I would still like to know. I still think it was her brother and the parents covered it up.
Posted by: polynikes at June 08, 2023 02:21 PM (MNhXM)

Depends on how tinfoil and sensationalist you want to go. I just know the whole thing seems horrible. All of the little girl fashion show beauty queen things creep me right the fuck out.

Remember Honey BooBoo?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 02:23 PM (zZu0s)

76
I thought that was Chandra Levy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 02:16 PM (8mdkL)

Well played, fellow 29 year old!

Damn. Condit? Was that Condit?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 02:17 PM (zZu0s)

Yep, she was banging Condit, and ironically it brought out their affair and ruined his political career. But it turns out that some illegal alien predator killed her, at least that's how I remember it. Left her body in the open near the running trail in a park where she was last seen. The cops went over the park with a fine-toothed comb and didn't find shit. Turned out that some jogger found her months later.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 08, 2023 02:23 PM (n+4am)

77 73 Instead of Nancy Grace, how about Grace Randolph's flaming skull?

How about Randolph Scott?
Posted by: Lance Johnson at June 08, 2023 02:22 PM (l8gTz)

RANDOLPH SCOTT!!!!!!!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 02:23 PM (zZu0s)

78 Natalie Holloway was the the inaugural candidate in the media's lucrative Missing Photogenic White Woman Of The Week craze back in the day. Used to be a thing.
Posted by: But that was a long time ago at June 08, 2023 02:14 PM (09nYy)

Still is a thing and I don't have a problem with it as entertainment news. There are at least two dozen real life crime shows on TV right now.
Posted by: polynikes at June 08, 2023 02:18 PM (MNhXM)

Natalie Holloway was just an excuse to take working vacations to Aruba. Did anyone ever notice the story only had legs on the weekends?

The Black Community ™️ bitched about the lack of comparable news coverage for the ghetto. You'll notice the ghetto doesn't have white sandy beaches and colorful tiki drinks.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2023 02:24 PM (Z45yo)

79 We're with you sheriff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 02:24 PM (zZu0s)

80 > As I recollect, he had two Indian(dot) accomplices in the first murder.

Kalpoe brothers. I think they're still in Aruba.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2023 02:24 PM (V1QHJ)

81 Oh, when God made the Irish,
He didn't make much,
But He sure made em better
Than the goddammed Dutch
--------------
Mmm, Dutch Milk Maid or Irish Milk Maid. Decisions.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 08, 2023 02:24 PM (ifUkZ)

82 74 If you ain’t Dutch, you ain’t much!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 02:24 PM (8mdkL)

83 43 Samuel Bankman-Fried lawyers have argued that he can't be charged with any crimes not on the extradition document.
Posted by: SMOD

This dude is going to walk a he'll go back to doing what he does best. Grifting, stealing, laundering money for Dems, & orgies with ugly nerds.

Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 08, 2023 02:24 PM (LUyqH)

84 China to place secret base in Cuba to spy on US: report

.. how is it possible for this base to be "secret" if everybody knows about it ?

Posted by: SMOD at June 08, 2023 02:24 PM (RHGPo)

85 *Knee-ca-rah-wa*

Snort.

Posted by: Like Chris Plante sez it at June 08, 2023 02:24 PM (09nYy)

86 69 Posted by: Elric Blade at June 08, 2023 02:17 PM (iFTx/)
********************************

Fucked up on what end? Parents? Victim? Perp? U.S. gov? Aruba gov? Other?
Posted by: EFG at June 08, 2023 02:22 PM (Ae67h)
_________

By fucked up I meant "crazy insane" and not necessarily "someone fucked up." But there were some fuck ups too. The Wiki entry for this is pretty good.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 08, 2023 02:24 PM (iFTx/)

87 Van der Sloot Didn't Kill Himself.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 08, 2023 02:24 PM (H4H7c)

88 The Black Community ™️ bitched about the lack of comparable news coverage for the ghetto. You'll notice the ghetto doesn't have white sandy beaches and colorful tiki drinks.
--------------
Nor hot white chicks.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 08, 2023 02:25 PM (ifUkZ)

89 I-uh, uh-I-uh,, c-c-chipped,, c-chipped a-uh, a-uh-a-uh,, uhhmmmmm...

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at June 08, 2023 02:25 PM (76Hj0)

90 The Black Community ™️ bitched about the lack of comparable news coverage for the ghetto. You'll notice the ghetto doesn't have white sandy beaches and colorful tiki drinks.

If you don't cover murderers in the hood you get vague complaints of being rayciss in some general way.

If you DO cover murderers in the hood you'll have protestors in front of your studio demanding all the "racists" saying "racist things" need to be fired.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2023 02:25 PM (lc5cP)

91 I think in honor of Pride Month, Mannix may be required to post pics of hot sexy men with nice tight juicy asses. Those are the rules, right? Well, maybe not YET . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 08, 2023 02:25 PM (iFTx/)

92 >>67 Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Healey wife knew a good friend of the family when we lived in Georgia, she implied it was the mother after she found out the father was sexually abusing the little girl.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2023 02:25 PM (to8pj)

93 What ever happened to Randolph Scott?

Posted by: The Statler Brothers at June 08, 2023 02:26 PM (09nYy)

94 Not enough graft or too obvious:

Zelensky won’t attend G20 summit in India, New Delhi confirms

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 08, 2023 02:26 PM (jzzG8)

95
I'm murdering a couple tacos if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Eliot Page, Dude

If you have to eat, EAT! Don't talk.

Posted by: Taco at June 08, 2023 02:26 PM (63Dwl)

96 If you ain’t Dutch, you ain’t much!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 02:24 PM (8mdkL)

My wife, born in Holland Michigan, says that all the time.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 08, 2023 02:26 PM (AiZBA)

97 94 Not enough graft or too obvious:

Zelensky won’t attend G20 summit in India, New Delhi confirms
-----------------
Well that does it for the track suit diplomats.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 08, 2023 02:27 PM (ifUkZ)

98 Amanda Knox is feeling a little nervous right now.

Posted by: Eugene of Savoie at June 08, 2023 02:27 PM (cI/a2)

99 What ever happened to Randolph Scott?
Posted by: The Statler Brothers at June 08, 2023 02:26 PM (09nYy)

I heard he was into dudes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

100 I'm murdering a couple tacos if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Eliot Page, Dude

Are they Breakfast Tacos?

Posted by: Dr. Jill Biden at June 08, 2023 02:27 PM (PiwSw)

101 Healey wife knew a good friend of the family when we lived in Georgia, she implied it was the mother after she found out the father was sexually abusing the little girl.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2023 02:25 PM (to8pj

Strong circumstantial evidence IMO the Mother wrote the ransom note.

Posted by: polynikes at June 08, 2023 02:27 PM (MNhXM)

102 84 China to place secret base in Cuba to spy on US: report

.. how is it possible for this base to be "secret" if everybody knows about it ?
Posted by: SMOD

That's classified.

Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 08, 2023 02:27 PM (LUyqH)

103
Peruvian judge > Hawaiian judge

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2023 02:28 PM (Xtll8)

104 If you ain’t Dutch, you ain’t much!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 02:24 PM (8mdkL)

Fight us!

Posted by: Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards at June 08, 2023 02:28 PM (N3zMI)

105 84 China to place secret base in Cuba to spy on US: report

.. how is it possible for this base to be "secret" if everybody knows about it ?

I wonder if it's at all related to the mysterious illness some people get near certain embassies, or just a separate "embassies are for spycraft mostly, and diplomacy incidentally" kind of things.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 08, 2023 02:28 PM (l8gTz)

106 Weird. I saw a YouTube on this last night.
Sloot went to Peru and murdered a woman in a hotel room after she looked at his computer and he freaked out. He pled guilty and has a 28 year sentence. THEN, while in prison, he was convicted of running a narcotics ring, and got another 16 years (WTF?!??)

Now, this goofy extradition thing pops up so that they can try him for extortion. Why not let the fucker rot in Peru? Because they want him to tell the truth about Natalee. I feel for the family, but I think they should be satisfied that the creep was already in jail for a long time.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 08, 2023 02:28 PM (ufFY8)

107 Richard Speck transed in prison and was having the time of his life with Bubbas caressing his taxpayer funded boobies.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 08, 2023 02:28 PM (nnp+f)

108 Van Der Sloot got away with murder, he can afford the hit for these charges with no sweat.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2023 02:29 PM (KATBx)

109 96 The Dutch are thick on the ground in western Michigan.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 02:29 PM (8mdkL)

110 The last time I looked into that one I read a pretty convincing argument that Chandra was not murdered by the Democrat having an affair with her but by an illegal who murdered other women in the area.

But...I think she and Seth Rich are the only two staffers to have been murdered since the 60s or something like that so it really is an odd case - remember out congresscritters, aides, and lobbyists live in a separate bubble from everyone else in DC
Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2023 02:19 PM (lc5cP)

Yes ... well ... hmm ... quite.

Very sad.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at June 08, 2023 02:29 PM (aD39U)

111 Greta Van Sustran said last week that Natalie s mother has never given up on getting VanderSloot to confess or at least be convicted of something in her death. Greta said she has talked to the mother weekly for the entire time since Natalie s disappearance.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 08, 2023 02:30 PM (biYx9)

112 Chuy, is this worth a Flaming Skull?

https://is.gd/mZh402

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Intrepid AoS Cub Reporter at June 08, 2023 02:30 PM (PiwSw)

113 All of the little girl fashion show beauty queen things creep me right the fuck out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD

Little Miss Sunshine!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 08, 2023 02:30 PM (OGGDt)

114 Is it too late to make NYC a prison or do we need to wait a couple of more years?

Posted by: Snake Plissken at June 08, 2023 02:30 PM (xxG/v)

115 109 96 The Dutch are thick on the ground in western Michigan.
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They do seem attracted to grey, wet, and cold places.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 08, 2023 02:30 PM (ifUkZ)

116 ... Sloot went to Peru and murdered a woman in a hotel room after she looked at his computer and he freaked out. He pled guilty and has a 28 year sentence. THEN, while in prison, he was convicted of running a narcotics ring, and got another 16 years (WTF?!??) ...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 08, 2023 02:28 PM (ufFY

++++
Sounds like a real charmer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 08, 2023 02:31 PM (DU+/6)

117 > Now, this goofy extradition thing pops up so that they can try him for extortion. Why not let the fucker rot in Peru? Because they want him to tell the truth about Natalee. I feel for the family, but I think they should be satisfied that the creep was already in jail for a long time.

Not just that, he was in jail in third world shithole. You're not getting the truth out of him and you're only improving his situation.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2023 02:31 PM (V1QHJ)

118 The tacos I'm eating are filled with fear, trepidation and sadness.

Posted by: Eliot Page, Dude at June 08, 2023 02:31 PM (2XjE8)

119 Greta Van Sustran said last week that Natalie s mother has never given up on getting VanderSloot to confess or at least be convicted of something in her death. Greta said she has talked to the mother weekly for the entire time since Natalie s disappearance.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 08, 2023 02:30 PM (biYx9)

My heart weeps for that family.

I hope they get the closure they so deserve and that POS gets what's coming to him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

120 Babylon Bee:

Out-Of-Work Teacher Forced To Shout Out Her Sexual Preferences To Random Kids At The Playground

https://buff.ly/3NhvlMv

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2023 02:32 PM (V1QHJ)

121 Sloot went to Peru and murdered a woman in a hotel room after she looked at his computer and he freaked out.

So uh...what was on the computer?

I imagine your average Peruvian woman would be pretty shocked to see just "normal" pron but him killing her makes me imagine it wasn't just "normal" pron.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2023 02:32 PM (lc5cP)

122 ... Depends on how tinfoil and sensationalist you want to go. I just know the whole thing seems horrible. All of the little girl fashion show beauty queen things creep me right the fuck out. ...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 02:23 PM (zZu0s)
++++
It is pretty unsettling to say the least. They're little kids. Loading them up with makeup and stuffing them into evening gowns is *weird* and more than a little perverse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 08, 2023 02:32 PM (DU+/6)

123 The tacos I'm eating are filled with fear, trepidation and sadness.
Posted by: Eliot Page, Dude at June 08, 2023 02:31 PM (2XjE

Ah, the Dollar section on the Taco Bell Sadness Menu.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

124 I'm not so sure. I'm guessing his 46 year sentence in the Peruvian prison is going to be far more unpleasant than anything he's going to get in the United States.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2023 02:13 PM (Y6AXb)

After the Northern District Alabama finishes with him, he goes back to Peru to finish his term there. If he's convicted in Birmingham, he would then be extradited back to the US to begin his U.S. sentence.

How the courts will weigh time spent in pre-trial detention in the US as "term served" against his Peruvian and potential US sentence is not known to me. One, the other, or even both?

Posted by: Fox2! at June 08, 2023 02:32 PM (ueLz3)

125 Now, this goofy extradition thing pops up so that they can try him for extortion. Why not let the fucker rot in Peru? Because they want him to tell the truth about Natalee. I feel for the family, but I think they should be satisfied that the creep was already in jail for a long time.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 08, 2023 02:28 PM (ufFY

_____________

He has long tried to extort the family by claiming he will tell them where the body is buried. But even that's a lie. The body was 99% disposed of in the ocean and eaten by ocean carnivores.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 08, 2023 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

126 >>109 96 The Dutch are thick on the ground in western Michigan.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Always carry a concealed tin of smoked fish in case you need it as a bargaining tool.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2023 02:32 PM (to8pj)

127 Is it too late to change my last name to Biden? I hear they have a garage full of Get Out Of Jail Free cards

Posted by: Joran van der Sloot at June 08, 2023 02:32 PM (PJaTp)

128 China to place secret base in Cuba to spy on US: report

.. how is it possible for this base to be "secret" if everybody knows about it ?

Posted by: SMOD at June 08, 2023 02:24 PM (RHGPo)

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They already own most of the executive, legislative, and judicial branches -- including the intelligence committees.

Seems like a waste unless there's some other motive -- maybe some nuclear missiles?

Cuban Missile Crisis 2: Seven Days in ~~May~~ Pride Month Boogaloo.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 08, 2023 02:33 PM (yZP7y)

129 I suspect after transing Ellen Page is going to get to eat a lot fewer tacos.

5 feet and "cute" works for women. It doesn't work for "men"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2023 02:33 PM (lc5cP)

130 81 Eva Vlaardingerbroek

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 02:33 PM (8mdkL)

131 >>>He's not being charged with murder, though.

Yeah. Peru has abolished the death penalty. If we would have asked to extradite for murder he might have been given cause to appeal extradition. Once firmly in US custody his indictment might get an addendum.

Posted by: mikethemoose at June 08, 2023 02:33 PM (qDLv4)

132 Smoke on the water
A fire in the sky
Smoke on the water

Posted by: SMOD at June 08, 2023 02:33 PM (RHGPo)

133 I listened to a podcast on this awhile back. If I remember correctly, he not only had conjugal visits in the peruvian jail, I think he got married and fathered a few kids while in prison.

Posted by: Scout at June 08, 2023 02:33 PM (+pqbt)

134 Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2023 02:31 PM (V1QHJ

I don't think he was having a tough time in the Peruvian prison. I think he was one of the guys running it.

Posted by: polynikes at June 08, 2023 02:34 PM (MNhXM)

135 It is pretty unsettling to say the least. They're little kids. Loading them up with makeup and stuffing them into evening gowns is *weird* and more than a little perverse.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 08, 2023 02:32 PM (DU+/6)

It's... wrong. It just hits you wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 02:34 PM (zZu0s)

136 129 I suspect after transing Ellen Page is going to get to eat a lot fewer tacos.

5 feet and "cute" works for women. It doesn't work for "men"

... she was cute as a woman but ...

Posted by: SMOD at June 08, 2023 02:34 PM (RHGPo)

137 73 Instead of Nancy Grace, how about Grace Randolph's flaming skull?

How about Randolph Scott?

montgomery scott > randolph scott

Posted by: anachronda at June 08, 2023 02:35 PM (oY6Yp)

138 Gavin Newsom digs in on Florida migrant flights, maintaining that crimes were committed tinyurl.com/3eutjnwm

Gov. Gavin Newsom isn't buying the narrative from Florida officials that 36 migrants flown to Sacramento voluntarily. Instead, the governor is doubling down on his pursuit of criminal charges against those responsible.
In interviews with CNBC and Politico later that day, Newsom said his threat of pursuing criminal charges against those behind the operation still stands. "That's very serious, and it's ongoing," Newsom told Politico. "And we'll make a determination as the facts present themselves."
Newsom told CNBC that the California DOJ is looking into who should be ultimately held accountable. "I mean, the buck should stop with Ron DeSantis and the games he's playing," Newsom told the outlet. "But it's the folks on the front lines that were doing the dirty work. And that's ultimately what we have to determine, is where the culpability lands and resides."

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 08, 2023 02:35 PM (MFZ8i)

139 > He has long tried to extort the family by claiming he will tell them where the body is buried. But even that's a lie. The body was 99% disposed of in the ocean and eaten by ocean carnivores.

From what I understand, bodies dumped from shore will typically float back to shore. You have to go out into the ocean and find an outgoing current to make it go away.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2023 02:35 PM (V1QHJ)

140 Always carry a concealed tin of smoked fish in case you need it as a bargaining tool.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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Kind of a cheesy thing to say.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 08, 2023 02:35 PM (Xtll8)

141 He has long tried to extort the family by claiming he will tell them where the body is buried. But even that's a lie. The body was 99% disposed of in the ocean and eaten by ocean carnivores.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 08, 2023 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

That is an interesting percentage. Trophy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 02:35 PM (zZu0s)

142 92 >>67 Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Severely fucked up. Also Madeleine McCann. Many years after than I watched a fair amount of footage of the McCann parents and, I am no expert, but something was seriously wrong there. They did not at all remotely act like parents who had no idea what happened and wanted their daughter back. Creepy AF.

Posted by: Not all people should have kids at June 08, 2023 02:36 PM (AiuQB)

143 Let's weigh two possibilities, shall we?

The same political machine that is flooding our country with illegal immigrants because they're such marvelous people found the one single illegal alien in the USA that they are willing to admit went on to commit more crimes?

Or the same political machine that is flooding our country with illegal immigrants because they're such marvelous people found a way to pin the murder of a Congressman's girlfriend on one?

Are you really telling me the first possibility is more likely?

Posted by: Oschisms at June 08, 2023 02:36 PM (0A5+1)

144 My wife, born in Holland Michigan, says that all the time.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 08, 2023 02:26 PM (AiZBA)

And those that are not much, say "Why do the dutch wear wooden shoes? So the woodpeckers stop pecking their heads."

I am an adopted Hollander. Mr. Van Moldenwallet...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 08, 2023 02:36 PM (ufFY8)

145 I suspect after transing Ellen Page is going to get to eat a lot fewer tacos.

5 feet and "cute" works for women. It doesn't work for "men"
Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2023 02:33 PM (lc5cP)

Driving back from South Carolina, I listened to an interview with Ellen Page on Alternate Universe Radio.

It was quite sad to me. She believes that her best hope for happiness is to be a very small, very we ak, castrated man with the voice of a 5-pack-a-day barfly.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2023 02:36 PM (aD39U)

146 It is pretty unsettling to say the least. They're little kids. Loading them up with makeup and stuffing them into evening gowns is *weird* and more than a little perverse.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 08, 2023 02:32 PM (DU+/6)

It's... wrong. It just hits you wrong.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 02:34 PM (zZu0s)

It's weird at first but one little taste and you'll never look back.

What?

Posted by: Hollywood Producers at June 08, 2023 02:36 PM (Z45yo)

147
From what I understand, bodies dumped from shore will typically float back to shore. You have to go out into the ocean and find an outgoing current to make it go away.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2023 02:35 PM (V1QHJ)

Or, hit up the brick store and buy a few bricks and rope.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

148 The tacos I'm eating are filled with fear, trepidation and sadness.
Posted by: Eliot Page, Dude at June 08, 2023 02:31 PM (2XjE

Ah, the Dollar section on the Taco Bell Sadness Menu.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

---------

Disney just got a great idea: #Woke Tranny reboot of Demolition Man featuring Ellen Page.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 08, 2023 02:37 PM (yZP7y)

149 Open borders hasn't affected the price of tacos.
I suspect a Taco monopoly.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 08, 2023 02:37 PM (t5zGu)

150 Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) called for twice as many Forest Service personnel to be deployed to Canada in a "special forestry operation" on Thursday to help fight the hundreds of wildfires fueling a smoky haze over the eastern U.S.

Posted by: SMOD at June 08, 2023 02:38 PM (RHGPo)

151 92 >>67 Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Severely fucked up. Also Madeleine McCann. Many years after than I watched a fair amount of footage of the McCann parents and, I am no expert, but something was seriously wrong there. They did not at all remotely act like parents who had no idea what happened and wanted their daughter back. Creepy AF.
Posted by: Not all people should have kids at June 08, 2023 02:36 PM (AiuQB)

Weren't the McCann's cleared eventually?

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2023 02:38 PM (Z45yo)

152 > Or, hit up the brick store and buy a few bricks and rope.

Razor wire. As the body bloats it gets torn up.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2023 02:39 PM (V1QHJ)

153 Seriously man, c'mon. You're supposed to just sniff them, maybe run your fingers into their naughty bits, but not strangle them. What were you thinkin', fats?

Posted by: Former Vice President Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 02:39 PM (PJaTp)

154 I had three Taco Bell tacos for lunch. At least they weren't Jack in the Box tacos ( they taste better so you know they're worse for you)

Posted by: polynikes at June 08, 2023 02:39 PM (MNhXM)

155 Remember Honey BooBoo?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 02:23 PM (zZu0s)

=====

Last I saw, she was graduating high school and weighs about three and half bills.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2023 02:39 PM (DRSnL)

156 I guess I'm chopped liver.

*sniff*

Posted by: Caylee Anthony at June 08, 2023 02:40 PM (Z45yo)

157 Last I saw, she was graduating high school and weighs about three and half bills.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2023 02:39 PM (DRSnL)

*looks around to see if anyone is surprised*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 02:40 PM (zZu0s)

158 That is a blast from the past

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2023 02:40 PM (myH8g)

159 montgomery scott > randolph scott

Many years ago, my parents and I went to the Tulip Festival in Holland, MI. It was the day of the big parade. And who was the grand marshal of the Dutch Tulip Festival parade?

James Doohan, best known for playing…a Scotsman.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 02:41 PM (8mdkL)

160 "The resolution also states that U.S. authorities agree to return van der Sloot to the custody of Peru afterward."

Based on this and some commentary in Spanish, I think the authorities are using this opportunity to clean up a mess in their prison while a ringleader is out of town.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 08, 2023 02:41 PM (fxCK2)

161 So, let's postulate that I just brought home a bang bang from the store. If that were true, what should a responsible owner first do?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2023 02:41 PM (0hOvj)

162 Last I saw, she was graduating high school and weighs about three and half bills.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2023 02:39 PM (DRSnL)

Surprising. I did not expect her to look the same as every one of her female relatives.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2023 02:41 PM (aD39U)

163 I won't believe Ellen Page is serious until she takes a chunk from her forearm and attempts a penis attachment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

164 I suspect Page got the Hollywood casting couch treatment and that is why she doesn't want to be a woman any more.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2023 02:41 PM (lc5cP)

165 Remember Honey BooBoo?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 02:23 PM (zZu0s)

=====

Last I saw, she was graduating high school and weighs about three and half bills.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2023 02:39 PM (DRSnL)

You better redneckognize !

Posted by: polynikes at June 08, 2023 02:41 PM (MNhXM)

166 Posted by: Caylee Anthony at June 08, 2023 02:40 PM (Z45yo)

Geez. This thread is shaping up to be Triangle happy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 02:41 PM (zZu0s)

167 Driving back from South Carolina, I listened to an interview with Ellen Page on Alternate Universe Radio.

It was quite sad to me. She believes that her best hope for happiness is to be a very small, very we ak, castrated man with the voice of a 5-pack-a-day barfly.

According to the LA Times article on her, Page "heard a voice" telling her she had other options after Page had punched herself in the face several times, leaving bruises.

Page went to doctors and they chopped off her tits instead of getting her the Psych help she needed.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2023 02:41 PM (V1QHJ)

168 Have they checked Jeff Epstein's Pedo Island flight logs for when she disappeared?

Just a random thought.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 08, 2023 02:41 PM (lf83v)

169 a Peruvian judge on Tuesday affirmed the government's decision to temporarily transfer custody to U.S. authorities.

Can you really trust the US gov't with your criminals?

Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2023 02:42 PM (CaJIi)

170 Is anyone else disturbed by the amount of knowledge the horde has about body disposal by ocean?

Posted by: Iris at June 08, 2023 02:42 PM (NaH5I)

171 o, let's postulate that I just brought home a bang bang from the store. If that were true, what should a responsible owner first do?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2023 02:41 PM (0hOvj)

Learn to disassemble and clean out the packing grease.

YouTube is your friend

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2023 02:42 PM (aD39U)

172 96) The Dutch are thick on the ground in western Michigan.

You know what else is thick on the ground in western Michigan? My giant hog!

Posted by: Eliot Page, Dude at June 08, 2023 02:42 PM (2XjE8)

173 Have they checked Jeff Epstein's Pedo Island flight logs for when she disappeared?

TOO OLD

Posted by: Pedo Bill Gates at June 08, 2023 02:42 PM (lc5cP)

174 =====

Last I saw, she was graduating high school and weighs about three and half bills.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2023 02:39 PM (DRSnL)

WE TV now has her trainwreck of a MOTHER on her own show and they're all as trailer white trash as you'd expect. And yeah, "honey boo boo" is as immense as the rest of her family is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

175 147 Or, hit up the brick store and buy a few bricks and rope.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 02:36 PM

Chop up the body and perforate the abdomen to prevent gasses building up and making the body float to the surface.

Or find a place where there are tons of crabs (like the Chesapeake bay), wrap the body in a weighted net. Body will disappear pretty quickly. Got that from a Tom Clancy novel.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 08, 2023 02:43 PM (Oq/TM)

176 161 So, let's postulate that I just brought home a bang bang from the store. If that were true, what should a responsible owner first do?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2023 02:41 PM (0hOvj)

Canoe ride.

Posted by: a.moron at June 08, 2023 02:43 PM (tu3iY)

177 Wildly off topic.

8 News Now: Las Vegas family claims to see aliens after several report something falling from sky

https://tinyurl.com/5ae78umw

Via Ed Driscoll at Instapundit.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2023 02:43 PM (Z45yo)

178 I suspect Page got the Hollywood casting couch treatment and that is why she doesn't want to be a woman any more.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2023 02:41 PM (lc5cP)

Actually, according to the interview, it was lesbian assault by a production crew member.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2023 02:43 PM (aD39U)

179 My Hating, wish I could keep this hash

Posted by: Skip at June 08, 2023 02:44 PM (myH8g)

180 Remember Honey BooBoo?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 02:23 PM (zZu0s)

=====

Last I saw, she was graduating high school and weighs about three and half bills.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2023 02:39 PM (DRSnL)

And to continue the stereotype of the fat blonde trashy white girl her boyfriend is black.

Posted by: polynikes at June 08, 2023 02:44 PM (MNhXM)

181 News Now: Las Vegas family claims to see aliens after several report something falling from sky

https://tinyurl.com/5ae78umw

Via Ed Driscoll at Instapundit.
Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2023 02:43 PM (Z45yo)

Even the cops saw shit falling out of the sky.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 08, 2023 02:44 PM (ufFY8)

182 Joran Van Der Sloot should identify as a broad and demand to be locked up in a ladies prison.

The horror, the horror...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 08, 2023 02:44 PM (dQWfI)

183 175 Yeah, they speculate that Amelia Earhardt’s body was devoured by coconut crabs.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 02:44 PM (8mdkL)

184 >>let's postulate that I just brought home a bang bang from the store. If that were true, what should a responsible owner first do?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor

If it doesn't say Made In Austria and the word perfection isn't mentioned, throw it into the bay.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2023 02:44 PM (to8pj)

185 170 Is anyone else disturbed by the amount of knowledge the horde has about body disposal by ocean?

Posted by: Iris at June 08, 2023 02:42 PM (NaH5I)

Not really, might be useful knowledge someday.

Posted by: a.moron at June 08, 2023 02:45 PM (tu3iY)

186 This busty, bespectacled brunette in her underwear is glad she has never been murdered in a foreign land, and hopes that Halloway's parents get some justice:
https://is.gd/Xm39tA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 08, 2023 02:45 PM (DU+/6)

187 I suspect Page got the Hollywood casting couch treatment and that is why she doesn't want to be a woman any more.

That is my assumption as well, she was passed around like a bong in a dorm room and she hates men and even more hates herself

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2023 02:45 PM (0hOvj)

188 8 News Now: Las Vegas family claims to see aliens after several report something falling from sky
_________

As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Posted by: Mr. Arthur Carlson, WKRP at June 08, 2023 02:45 PM (lf83v)

189 I also think she's long-dead, but there's still a small, but not completely remote, possibility that she got sold into white slavery and went into some sheikh's (or some Chicom official's) harem.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2023 02:46 PM (Y6AXb)

190 If it doesn't say Made In Austria and the word perfection isn't mentioned, throw it into the bay.

Unlike the guys in Snatch, this proposed device does not say Replica it says Australia and 9/10

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2023 02:46 PM (0hOvj)

191 177 Wildly off topic.

8 News Now: Las Vegas family claims to see aliens after several report something falling from sky

https://tinyurl.com/5ae78umw

Via Ed Driscoll at Instapundit.
Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2023 02:43 PM (Z45yo)

S'funny, IIRC, the last time UFOs were really a thing was during the Carter years. Coincidence?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 08, 2023 02:46 PM (N3zMI)

192 https://is.gd/Xm39tA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 08, 2023 02:45 PM (DU+/6)

I'm sensing a theme.

Posted by: polynikes at June 08, 2023 02:46 PM (MNhXM)

193 Sorry, Austria. Close enough, for Obama.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2023 02:46 PM (0hOvj)

194 I'm glad to have National Bespectacled Day from the Mannix Foundation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

195 >>>I mean, the buck should stop with Ron DeSantis and the games he's playing,

It would not be hard for Florida to get informed consent thanks to SB 54.

"Florida is not a sanctuary state. California is." Would hold up even in a California court as persuasive reason to go from A to B. Combine that with a signed affidavit which I'm sure was secured and you've got nothing. And certainly those things would exonerate DeSantis of any wrong doing because since he didn't do it personally, all that has to be shown is he acted in good faith with the intention that his subordinates follow the law.

I'd send them another plane load just to prove the point.

Posted by: mikethemoose at June 08, 2023 02:46 PM (qDLv4)

196
S'funny, IIRC, the last time UFOs were really a thing was during the Carter years. Coincidence?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 08, 2023 02:46 PM (N3zMI)

Democrats like anal probes?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

197 Wasn't he also a "person of interst" in another young girls disappearance?

Posted by: NC Ref at June 08, 2023 02:47 PM (fnmJK)

198 Is anyone else disturbed by the amount of knowledge the horde has about body disposal by ocean?
Posted by: Iris at June 08, 2023 02:42 PM (NaH5I)

It's like Heinlein said.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2023 02:47 PM (Z45yo)

199 Just based off what I heard in the NPR interview, I suspect that Page has never experienced PIV sex.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2023 02:47 PM (aD39U)

200 170 Is anyone else disturbed by the amount of knowledge the horde has about body disposal by ocean?

Well, there's a MoMe this weekend, sooooo...

Posted by: You were warned at June 08, 2023 02:47 PM (09nYy)

201 Don't let your kids go to a foreign land to get fucked up on booze and other shit. Seven chaperones for 120 students? LOL.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 08, 2023 02:48 PM (ufFY8)

202 Didn't Carter make a report himself regard to a UFO sighting?

Posted by: polynikes at June 08, 2023 02:48 PM (MNhXM)

203 For some reason, I’ve lost the ability to access any of the Mannix girls. Sad.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 02:48 PM (8mdkL)

204 WSJ:

The Truth About ‘Puberty Blockers’
The FDA hasn’t approved them for gender dysphoria, and their effects are serious and permanent.

They use gonadotropin-releasing hormone (GnRH) agonists to suppression fertility in sexually mature animals.

Posted by: SMOD at June 08, 2023 02:49 PM (RHGPo)

205 For some reason, I’ve lost the ability to access any of the Mannix girls. Sad.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 02:48 PM (8mdkL)

Full on FOMO for you, I'm sad to say.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

206 Is anyone else disturbed by the amount of knowledge the horde has about body disposal by ocean?
Posted by: Iris at June 08, 2023 02:42 PM (NaH5I)

=====

Yeah, a little bit.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2023 02:49 PM (DRSnL)

207 Natalie did not deserve to die, of course she did not. But she does serve as a cautionary tale to not sneak out after curfew in a foreign country to meet ‘cute’ guys.
I believe they drugged her in the bar and things went downhill from there very quickly. RIP
Natalie‘s mother should let her go. She knows, and the world knows, the broad strokes of what happened. This man’s conviction will not bring her the peace that she is seeking.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at June 08, 2023 02:49 PM (CCcN5)

208 8 News Now: Las Vegas family claims to see aliens after several report something falling from sky

So...remember all those news stories where we comment about whatever is actually happening a bunch of people stand around and take a video of it. And it doesn't matter if it puts them in danger or not.

But in this case something crashes into a family's back yard and...aliens get out of it...and no one takes a video even as the aliens walk into their house and I guess just look at them?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2023 02:49 PM (lc5cP)

209 Is anyone else disturbed by the amount of knowledge the horde has about body disposal by ocean?
Posted by: Iris at June 08, 2023 02:42 PM (NaH5I)

And my wife wonders why I won't go on a cruise.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

210 Page has almost certainly had PIV sex. It's possible most of it was Weinstein-style, though.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at June 08, 2023 02:50 PM (UfRqq)

211 183 175 Yeah, they speculate that Amelia Earhardt’s body was devoured by coconut crabs.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 02:44 PM (8mdkL)

Are you suggesting Earhardt was a coconut?

Posted by: Bold theory. at June 08, 2023 02:50 PM (AiuQB)

212 This busty, bespectacled brunette in her underwear is glad she has never been murdered in a foreign land, and hopes that Halloway's parents get some justice:
https://is.gd/Xm39tA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 08, 2023 02:45 PM (DU+/6)

Gotta love the girl next door type.

Good jarb, Meester Mannix!

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2023 02:50 PM (Z45yo)

213 >>186 This busty, bespectacled brunette in her underwear is glad she has never been murdered in a foreign land, and hopes that Halloway's parents get some justice:
https://is.gd/Xm39tA
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) a

She's quite the spectacle.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2023 02:50 PM (to8pj)

214 Speaking of body disposal, has anyone watched Burden of Proof on HBO, I think?

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 08, 2023 02:50 PM (2XjE8)

215 But in this case something crashes into a family's back yard and...aliens get out of it...and no one takes a video even as the aliens walk into their house and I guess just look at them?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2023 02:49 PM (lc5cP)

If a 10' alien walks in to my house, the last thing I'm gonna do is point something at it

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2023 02:50 PM (9UlRk)

216 35 > Why'd he get thrown in the clink in Peru?

Murdered a young Peruvian woman.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2023 02:16 PM (Y6AXb)

I take back my "Good". Leave him to rot in Peru.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 08, 2023 02:51 PM (N1DT3)

217 Two words.

Fermi Paradox

Posted by: polynikes at June 08, 2023 02:51 PM (MNhXM)

218 > Don't let your kids go to a foreign land to get fucked up on booze and other shit.

She was 18. No real way to stop her if that's what she decides to do.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2023 02:51 PM (Y6AXb)

219
If a 10' alien walks in to my house, the last thing I'm gonna do is point something at it
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2023 02:50 PM (9UlRk)

Sous vide that shit!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

220 OT

have you all seen this?

https://9gag.com/gag/aVb2O3v

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 08, 2023 02:51 PM (IB09k)

221 Learn to disassemble and clean out the packing grease.

This sounds like good advice. I think I also would want to get some range time in, in this imaginary scenario.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2023 02:51 PM (0hOvj)

222 The Prime Minister of Grenada got overthrown while he was at the UN giving a speech about the need for the UN to investigate UFOs. The guys who overthrew him are the ones Reagan took out.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 02:51 PM (8mdkL)

223 Soros Predicts Ukrainian Victory In Counterattack, Says Russia Is A "Paper Tiger"

“...it is appropriate to use a question mark in asking whether democracy can survive the polycrisis.”

Posted by: SMOD at June 08, 2023 02:51 PM (RHGPo)

224 Page has almost certainly had PIV sex. It's possible most of it was Weinstein-style, though.

From the stories I've heard he mostly liked to handle his winky himself because he was deformed while, uh, eating tacos.

No wonder Gwen Paltrow is do f'd up.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2023 02:52 PM (lc5cP)

225
have you all seen this?

https://9gag.com/gag/aVb2O3v
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 08, 2023 02:51 PM (IB09k)

HOLY CRAP!!!

She needs a better shirt, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

226 >>170 Is anyone else disturbed by the amount of knowledge the horde has about body disposal by ocean?

When I see a training video I'll be concerned.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2023 02:52 PM (to8pj)

227 Good bleeping grief. A joint press conference with Corrup Joe and Richie Sunak, PM of the UK if wrapping up. The second questioner Joe selects gives him a tee-up question about what he wants to say to parents of transgender children who feel their children are under threat by government in some states.

Joe responded by giving a three-minute campaign speech of reciting all the wonderful things he and his Junta are doing to protect and expand tranny rights in schools.

This plus Joe's Oval Office speech about the debt limit deal, makes it clear Joe will "campaign" by reciting his buy-votes policies at every official POTUS event. Without costing his campaign a nickel.

Posted by: Gref at June 08, 2023 02:52 PM (AMIL/)

228 My now 18-year-old son was born two months before the Holloway girl went missing. That's how old this case is.

Posted by: jmel at June 08, 2023 02:52 PM (bVhJi)

229 This busty, bespectacled brunette in her underwear is glad she has never been murdered in a foreign land

Nice smile, she seems sweeter than most models.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2023 02:52 PM (0hOvj)

230 White House Says Report US, Iran Are Near Deal On Sanctions Relief Is False; Blander Relief Talks Stalled

It doesn't matter: whoever wanted to hammer oil lower... mission accomplished.

Posted by: SMOD at June 08, 2023 02:53 PM (RHGPo)

231 Bug eyed ? Non Human? Adam Schiff ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2023 02:53 PM (bs+z0)

232 > No wonder Gwen Paltrow is do f'd up.

Hmm... the way I heard it, he tried with her, then Brad Pitt (her bf at the time) told ol' Harv that he was going to get "a good old-fashioned Missouri ass-beating" if he tried that shit again.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2023 02:53 PM (Y6AXb)

233 I'd like to imagine that if an alien walked into my house, and i didn't shit myself and pass out, the first thing I'd do is offer it a glass of water.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2023 02:53 PM (9UlRk)

234
How is it that a pedo who violates a child
and gets caught ever survives?

I would look the other way with complete equanimity.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 08, 2023 02:53 PM (KATBx)

235 Van dear Sloot is the embodiment of pure evil.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 08, 2023 02:53 PM (qpPdw)

236 Since aliens came up and it is a movie thread, Dark Skies one of the better alien abduction movies.

Posted by: polynikes at June 08, 2023 02:53 PM (MNhXM)

237 HOLY CRAP!!!

She needs a better shirt, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

After 11 years, still a very fine cake.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2023 02:53 PM (aD39U)

238 She was 18. No real way to stop her if that's what she decides to do.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 08, 2023 02:51 PM (Y6AXb)

Well, don't pay for the trip.
She pays herself.
But yeah, she is technically an adult.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 08, 2023 02:53 PM (ufFY8)

239 >>have you all seen this?

https://9gag.com/gag/aVb2O3v
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

Looks like gravity might be winning.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2023 02:54 PM (to8pj)

240 have you all seen this?

No I have not. Curse Ryan!!!!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2023 02:54 PM (0hOvj)

241 >> Is anyone else disturbed by the amount of knowledge the horde has about body disposal by ocean?

Commercial Grade Immersion Blender and a few Coolers is all you need.

Also a boat.

Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2023 02:54 PM (1SYO0)

242 > I'd like to imagine that if an alien walked into my house, and i didn't shit myself and pass out, the first thing I'd do is offer it a glass of water.

Don't forget the sugar.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2023 02:54 PM (V1QHJ)

243
After 11 years, still a very fine cake.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 08, 2023 02:53 PM (aD39U)

Agreed....She's 11 years older, so it's less creepy to stare at her chest, so I DEMAND a better shirt.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

244 have you all seen this?

https://9gag.com/gag/aVb2O3v
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 08, 2023 02:51 PM (IB09k)

Needs moar cleav.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2023 02:55 PM (2gNPD)

245 Looks like gravity might be winning.

Posted by: Maj. Healey

The 2 kids they have together hasn't helped I'm sure.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 08, 2023 02:55 PM (2XjE8)

246 Fuck that Ryan guy.

Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2023 02:55 PM (1SYO0)

247
Looks like gravity might be winning.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2023 02:54 PM (to8pj)

She's had a kid. It happens.

Still cute tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

248 I'd like to imagine that if an alien walked into my house, and i didn't shit myself and pass out, the first thing I'd do is offer it a glass of water.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2023 02:53 PM (9UlRk)

=====

ISWYDT

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2023 02:55 PM (DRSnL)

249 I would look the other way with complete equanimity.

If I was on the jury, I would vote to give the pedo-basher a medal

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2023 02:55 PM (0hOvj)

250 have you all seen this?

https://9gag.com/gag/aVb2O3v
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest
++++
Heh. Good. Nice to see that she's still very pretty and Ryan is still the biggest winner.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 08, 2023 02:55 PM (DU+/6)

251 I'd like to imagine that if an alien walked into my house, and i didn't shit myself and pass out, the first thing I'd do is offer it a glass of water.

Not cool man, not cool.

Posted by: The aliens from Signs at June 08, 2023 02:55 PM (lc5cP)

252 I don't see any way Joe remains in the 2024 race.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2023 02:55 PM (ZLI7S)

253 94 Not enough graft or too obvious:

Zelensky won’t attend G20 summit in India, New Delhi confirms
-----------------
Well that does it for the track suit diplomats.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 08, 2023 02:27 PM (ifUkZ)

Apparently the big Z stiffed the president of Brazil last meeting after the dude didn't suck up to him enough. India was pissed at the US at the last G8/7 meeting they hosted by continually bitching about Ukraine and Sanctions rather than, you know, economic matters.

Probably trying to head off another round of both for the next meeting.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2023 02:55 PM (eoQWY)

254 Looks like gravity might be winning.

I'd say she looks phenomenal for 2 kids and baking all that cake.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2023 02:56 PM (0hOvj)

255 TOT MOM!!!!

Posted by: Nancy Grace at June 08, 2023 02:56 PM (W3zVj)

256 Technically Normie, it's National Bespectacled IN HER UNDERWEAR Day...

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at June 08, 2023 02:56 PM (09nYy)

257 So you're saying there's a chance?

Posted by: Greta van Susteren at June 08, 2023 02:56 PM (j40lz)

258 TOT MOM!!!!
Posted by: Nancy Grace at June 08, 2023 02:56 PM (W3zVj)
++++
Leave my mother out of this.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at June 08, 2023 02:56 PM (DU+/6)

259 How is it that a pedo who violates a child
and gets caught ever survives?

Because we strongly believe in the Golden Rule.

Posted by: Dems at June 08, 2023 02:57 PM (CaJIi)

260 I'd like to imagine that if an alien walked into my house, and i didn't shit myself and pass out, the first thing I'd do is offer it a glass of water.

Una cerveza por favor.

Posted by: What an alien might say in that case at June 08, 2023 02:57 PM (lc5cP)

261 Looks like gravity might be winning.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2023 02:54 PM (to8pj)

Gravity always wins.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 08, 2023 02:57 PM (PiwSw)

262 OT

have you all seen this?

https://9gag.com/gag/aVb2O3v
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 08, 2023 02:51 PM (IB09k)

Best comment: "She'll never fuck him harder than Blizzard did."

LMAO

Posted by: She's still a damn good looking woman. Damn you Ryan! at June 08, 2023 02:57 PM (AiuQB)

263 This pretty girl in glasses is glad that she studied hard in her electrical engineering classes, graduated with honors and didn't have to go against the wall in her underwear to get attention-from her mostly male classmates:

https://9gag.com/gag/aVb2O3v

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2023 02:57 PM (Keyt1)

264 I'd like to imagine that if an alien walked into my house, and i didn't shit myself and pass out, the first thing I'd do is offer it a glass of water.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2023 02:53 PM (9UlRk)

=====

ISWYDT
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 08, 2023 02:55 PM (DRSnL)

Me too.

Posted by: Joaquin Phoenix at June 08, 2023 02:57 PM (aD39U)

265 She's 11 years older, so it's less creepy to stare at her chest, so I DEMAND a better shirt.

As big a rat bastard as Ryan is, he's a good man for not letting her show the goods off to other men.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2023 02:57 PM (0hOvj)

266 Not cool man, not cool.
Posted by: The aliens from Signs at June 08, 2023 02:55 PM (lc5cP)

Lol. Didn't even think of that.

Honestly, the odds of any complicated life form in this universe not requiring water for metabolism is so minuscule, it's worth the risk.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2023 02:57 PM (9UlRk)

267
Best comment: "She'll never fuck him harder than Blizzard did."

LMAO
Posted by: She's still a damn good looking woman. Damn you Ryan! at June 08, 2023 02:57 PM (AiuQB)

Wrong. I believe the best comment is the zoom of her cleavage.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

268 I always found it odd a parent would name their child 'urine'.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

Mireille Enos agrees with you I suspect

Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2023 02:59 PM (xhaym)

269 Soros Predicts Ukrainian Victory In Counterattack, Says Russia Is A "Paper Tiger"
_________

So says the former (?) Nazi.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 08, 2023 02:59 PM (lf83v)

270 Randolph Duke > Randolph Scott.

Posted by: johnd01 at June 08, 2023 02:59 PM (300Bg)

271
How is any of this important while his Royal Highness Prince Harry Duke of Suffolk suffers the indignity of explaining his tragic life story to commoners?

Posted by: Auspex at June 08, 2023 02:59 PM (j4U/Z)

272 https://9gag.com/gag/aVb2O3v
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 08, 2023 02:51 PM (IB09k)

Best comment: "She'll never fuck him harder than Blizzard did."

LMAO
Posted by: She's still a damn good looking woman. Damn you Ryan! at June 08, 2023 02:57 PM (AiuQB)

Better than Octomom.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 08, 2023 02:59 PM (ufFY8)

273 Is anyone else disturbed by the amount of knowledge the horde has about body disposal by ocean?

Posted by: Iris at June 08, 2023 02:42 PM (NaH5I)

---------

LOL. Everything I know about body disposal I learned from watching Breaking Bad ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 08, 2023 02:59 PM (yZP7y)

274 https://9gag.com/gag/aVb2O3v
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2023 02:57 PM (Keyt1)

Heh. You might want to double check that link...

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 08, 2023 02:59 PM (N3zMI)

275 I don't see any way Joe remains in the 2024 race.

I didn't see any way he won either, the world has gone insane.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2023 03:00 PM (0hOvj)

276 Lol. Didn't even think of that.

Honestly, the odds of any complicated life form in this universe not requiring water for metabolism is so minuscule, it's worth the risk.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2023 02:57 PM (9UlRk)

Silicon-based-life biologist you are?

Posted by: The Horta at June 08, 2023 03:00 PM (PiwSw)

277 LOL. Everything I know about body disposal I learned from watching Breaking Bad ...
________

Training Day. Bathtub and acid.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 08, 2023 03:00 PM (lf83v)

278 269 Soros Predicts Ukrainian Victory In Counterattack, Says Russia Is A "Paper Tiger"
_________

So says the former (?) Nazi.
--------------
Well that does it. Putin should surrender forthwith.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 08, 2023 03:00 PM (ifUkZ)

279 Silicon-based-life biologist you are?
Posted by: The Horta at June 08, 2023 03:00 PM

Fake boobs are sentient?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 08, 2023 03:01 PM (Oq/TM)

280 Soros Predicts Ukrainian Victory In Counterattack, Says Russia Is A "Paper Tiger"

LOL well if there is anywhere I go for incisive, brilliant military analysis its George freaking Soros. Pretty obvious what the WEF crowd wants, though.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2023 03:01 PM (0hOvj)

281 Didn't Ace cover a thing about some super-max Central or South American prison with thousands of guys stuck in the same cage? Was that Peru? Can't remember.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 08, 2023 02:18 PM (N3zMI)

Nicaragua, and apparently they dropped the national murder rate down to that of a small town in Idaho

Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2023 03:01 PM (xhaym)

282 Fake boobs are sentient?

WE ARE NOT BOOBS

Posted by: The Tholians at June 08, 2023 03:01 PM (lc5cP)

283 Why was the gravedigger such a big gossip?

Because he knew the dirt on every body.

HAHAHAHAHA…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 03:01 PM (8mdkL)

284 The Prime Minister of Grenada got overthrown while he was at the UN giving a speech about the need for the UN to investigate UFOs. The guys who overthrew him are the ones Reagan took out.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 02:51 PM (8mdkL)

Grenada used to the good for a number of goofy stamps the collectors used to like.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2023 03:01 PM (eoQWY)

285 270 Randolph Duke > Randolph Scott.

Posted by: johnd01 at June 08, 2023 02:59 PM (300Bg)

Somebody get a rope.

Posted by: The Citizens of Rock Ridge at June 08, 2023 03:02 PM (AMIL/)

286 Disposing of bodies is easy. The hard part is moving the body to the disposal site without detection. World has a shit ton of surveillance cameras.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 08, 2023 03:02 PM (ifUkZ)

287 >>Fake boobs are sentient?

Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2023 03:02 PM (1SYO0)

288 Soros Predicts Ukrainian Victory In Counterattack, Says Russia Is A "Paper Tiger"

You know who else thought Steiner was coming?

Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2023 03:02 PM (CaJIi)

289 274

Thanks; Corrected:

tinyurl.com/7xuf6vrb

As I recall at the time, Ryan's girlfriend somehow found out that she was posted on ASHQ and was embarrassed by that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 08, 2023 03:03 PM (Keyt1)

290 279 Silicon-based-life biologist you are?
Posted by: The Horta at June 08, 2023 03:00 PM

Fake boobs are sentient?
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at June 08, 2023 03:01 PM (Oq/TM)

No but they have been known to disrupt sentience temporarily.

Posted by: B-b-b b-b-b-b BOOBS! at June 08, 2023 03:03 PM (AiuQB)

291 Soros Predicts Ukrainian Victory In Counterattack, Says Russia Is A "Paper Tiger"

LOL well if there is anywhere I go for incisive, brilliant military analysis its George freaking Soros. Pretty obvious what the WEF crowd wants, though.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2023 03:01 PM (0hOvj)

Any more success in Ukraine and they will run out of dams and bridges and pipelines to blow up to distract attention from the attacks.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 08, 2023 03:03 PM (eoQWY)

292 The Prime Minister of Grenada got overthrown while he was at the UN giving a speech about the need for the UN to investigate UFOs. The guys who overthrew him are the ones Reagan took out.

My vague memory is that PM flirted with the Soviets. Then he went out of country and his aides who were on good terms now with the Soviets overthrew him.

And suddenly he became much more fond of the US. But he did learn his lesson when we put him back in he stayed on the US side...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2023 03:03 PM (lc5cP)

293 239 >>have you all seen this?

https://9gag.com/gag/aVb2O3v
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

Looks like gravity might be winning.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2023 02:54 PM (to8pj)

It always does. Still. It's better than a certificate of authenticity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

294 I'd like to imagine that if an alien walked into my house, and i didn't shit myself and pass out, the first thing I'd do is offer it a glass of water.

.. or "Hit Away !"

Posted by: SMOD at June 08, 2023 03:04 PM (RHGPo)

295 The hard part is moving the body to the disposal site without detection.
_____

Cordless power saws and recycling bins.

Save the planet!

*whimpers*

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 08, 2023 03:04 PM (lf83v)

296
WSJ:

The Truth About ‘Puberty Blockers’
The FDA hasn’t approved them for gender dysphoria, and their effects are serious and permanent.

They use gonadotropin-releasing hormone (GnRH) agonists to suppression fertility in sexually mature animals.
Posted by: SMOD

Horse Paste!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2023 03:04 PM (63Dwl)

297 That 9GAG site reads like 4chan...there is one post where the guy analyzed her posture and declared she's developed moderate scoliosis.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2023 03:04 PM (lc5cP)

298 Honestly, she looks like she has aged well. Kudos to Ryan for locking her down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 03:05 PM (zZu0s)

299 Gravity always wins.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 08, 2023 02:57 PM (PiwSw)

Saggy Boobs Rule!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 08, 2023 03:05 PM (dQWfI)

300 >>The Truth About ‘Puberty Blockers’
The FDA hasn’t approved them for gender dysphoria, and their effects are serious and permanent.

>>They use gonadotropin-releasing hormone (GnRH) agonists to suppression fertility in sexually mature animals.

Doctor, My Balls!

Posted by: Jackson Browne at June 08, 2023 03:05 PM (1SYO0)

301 Regarding Soros: Hungary is also 0-2 in the World War win-loss category.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 08, 2023 03:05 PM (lf83v)

302 Is anyone here a Silicon-based-life biologist?

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at June 08, 2023 03:06 PM (09nYy)

303 294 I'd like to imagine that if an alien walked into my house, and i didn't shit myself and pass out, the first thing I'd do is offer it a glass of water.

.. or "Hit Away !"
Posted by: SMOD at June 08, 2023 03:04 PM (RHGPo)

Wow. Good ref. 'Swing away' though, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

304 From the Bee:

Dylan Mclvaney now blackmailing corporations threatening to endorse their products.

😂😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at June 08, 2023 03:06 PM (1x9G1)

305 Just read the artichoke about Bigfoot landing in some Las Vegas backyard. No video, no photos, all BS.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2023 03:06 PM (to8pj)

306 202 Didn't Carter make a report himself regard to a UFO sighting?

unidentified floating object. turned out to be a rabbit.

Posted by: anachronda at June 08, 2023 03:06 PM (oY6Yp)

307 302 Is anyone here a Silicon-based-life biologist?
Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at June 08, 2023 03:06 PM (09nYy)

*laughing* No no no. Merely a silicone enthusiast.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 03:07 PM (zZu0s)

308 artichoke? WTF is this auto-cuke doing to me.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 08, 2023 03:07 PM (to8pj)

309 Russian tourist, 23, screams 'papa' as he is mauled to death and eaten by a shark in front of his father and horrified guests at Egyptian holiday resort

Posted by: SMOD at June 08, 2023 03:07 PM (RHGPo)

310 309 Russian tourist, 23, screams 'papa' as he is mauled to death and eaten by a shark in front of his father and horrified guests at Egyptian holiday resort
Posted by: SMOD at June 08, 2023 03:07 PM (RHGPo)

That's... horrifying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 03:08 PM (zZu0s)

311 Just read the artichoke about Bigfoot landing in some Las Vegas backyard.
________

Michelle Obama is in Vegas?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 08, 2023 03:08 PM (lf83v)

312 Kudos to Ryan for locking her down.

Yeah, I gotta respect the man, but still, the heck with that guy

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2023 03:08 PM (0hOvj)

313 Russian tourist, 23, screams 'papa' as he is mauled to death and eaten by a shark in front of his father and horrified guests at Egyptian holiday resort
Posted by: SMOD at June 08, 2023 03:07 PM (RHGPo)

Going out like a boss......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

314 309 Russian tourist, 23, screams 'papa' as he is mauled to death and eaten by a shark in front of his father and horrified guests at Egyptian holiday resort.
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That sounds horrible. Anyway...

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 08, 2023 03:08 PM (ifUkZ)

315 288 Soros Predicts Ukrainian Victory In Counterattack, Says Russia Is A "Paper Tiger"

You know who else thought Steiner was coming?

Posted by: t-bird at June 08, 2023 03:02 PM (CaJIi)

It is both amusing and frightening that the same 'experts' who believed Russia would take KEEEV, establish a puppet government, and occupy half of Ukraine, all in less than a week, are now saying the Russians will be totally rolled-over by the Uke counter-offensive in no time.

Posted by: Gref at June 08, 2023 03:08 PM (AMIL/)

316 Only experienced fortune tellers should attempt to read the artichoke.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 03:08 PM (8mdkL)

317 >>Russian tourist, 23, screams 'papa' as he is mauled to death and eaten by a shark in front of his father and horrified guests at Egyptian holiday resort

If it didn't have a Laser, it wasn't one of ours.

Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2023 03:09 PM (1SYO0)

318
Yeah, I gotta respect the man, but still, the heck with that guy
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2023 03:08 PM (0hOvj)

Imma beat up my wife when she gets home for not making me a CounterStrike: Source cake at any point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

319 >>That's... horrifying.

Right? Ruined the whole vacation.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2023 03:09 PM (ZLI7S)

320 Anyone considered that he might have been singing Madonna songs and that the Shark was completely justified?

Posted by: garrett at June 08, 2023 03:10 PM (1SYO0)

321
Just read the artichoke about Bigfoot landing in some Las Vegas backyard. No video, no photos, all BS.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

There will never be photos when everyone has a camera.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2023 03:10 PM (63Dwl)

322 282 Fake boobs are sentient?

WE ARE NOT BOOBS
Posted by: The Tholians

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE THOLIAN WEB LIFTS AND SEPARATES

Posted by: ben roethlisberger at June 08, 2023 03:10 PM (oY6Yp)

323 Imma beat up my wife when she gets home for not making me a CounterStrike: Source cake at any point.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

Uh oh. Sponge is a CS guy. Well, I guess we needed someone to balance out the atheists, crossfitters, vegans and trannies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 03:10 PM (zZu0s)

324 are now saying the Russians will be totally rolled-over by the Uke counter-offensive in no time.
Posted by: Gref at June 08, 2023 03:08 PM (AMIL/)

It's like watching someone who doesn't know the rules of football watch their first super bowl.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 08, 2023 03:11 PM (9UlRk)

325 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE THOLIAN WEB LIFTS AND SEPARATES
Posted by: ben roethlisberger at June 08, 2023 03:10 PM (oY6Yp)

Has to be the most involved and somewhat useless trap known to our fiction.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 03:11 PM (zZu0s)

326 Russian tourist, 23, screams 'papa' as he is mauled to death and eaten by a shark in front of his father and horrified guests at Egyptian holiday resort
______

"Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo. . . "

What? Too soon?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 08, 2023 03:11 PM (lf83v)

327
Right? Ruined the whole vacation.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 08, 2023 03:09 PM (ZLI7S)

My fav was the guy leaving the helicopter, getting excited to see his friends and standing straight up and waving hi WAY above his head.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

328 323 Which one of those are you, Aetius?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 03:11 PM (8mdkL)

329 328 323 Which one of those are you, Aetius?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 08, 2023 03:11 PM (8mdkL)

I am the worst of all: a shitposter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 03:12 PM (zZu0s)

330
Uh oh. Sponge is a CS guy. Well, I guess we needed someone to balance out the atheists, crossfitters, vegans and trannies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 03:10 PM (zZu0s)

I'll admit, there WAS an addiction at one point.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

331 So the SCOTUS says you must have special Black districts ? Seriously ? What about special White districts ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2023 03:12 PM (bs+z0)

332 I knew a guy that was murdered and his body was never found but the killers were convicted of his death.

Posted by: DanMan at June 08, 2023 03:12 PM (DB6tu)

333 I could'a had Cake Girl, if I was richer, and younger, and better looking, and met her, and lived nearby, and was more charming.

I mean, it was ][ that close!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2023 03:13 PM (0hOvj)

334 So the SCOTUS says you must have special Black districts ? Seriously ? What about special White districts ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2023 03:12 PM (bs+z0)

Dats RAYciss.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

335 US astronaut Gordon Cooper on seeing a UFO fleet, landing footage & sending letter to the UN about the phenomenon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GlVRrk0qgU

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 08, 2023 03:13 PM (MFZ8i)

336 So the SCOTUS says you must have special Black districts ? Seriously ? What about special White districts ?
_________

I like the way they think.

Posted by: Rhodesia at June 08, 2023 03:13 PM (lf83v)

337 Now that people like you have successfully shamed the media into not reporting cases like Holloway's, the media now nearly never brings attention to missing persons cases.

*slow clap*

That's so much better.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 08, 2023 02:22 PM (V1QHJ

———

The media can be shamed?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 08, 2023 03:13 PM (A2GMZ)

338 I knew a guy that was murdered and his body was never found but the killers were convicted of his death.
Posted by: DanMan at June 08, 2023 03:12 PM (DB6tu)

If there is no body, how do you know there was a murder?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

339 I'll admit, there WAS an addiction at one point.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

12 Steps? What did it for me with Destiny was them deciding to not only stand for gay pride the other year, but say they were pro tranny. Guys, I just want to shoot aliens with cool guns. STFU.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 03:13 PM (zZu0s)

340 Heh!.... https://tinyurl.com/mr2xueu6

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 08, 2023 03:14 PM (YRsIm)

341 Russian tourist, 23, screams 'papa' as he is mauled to death and eaten by a shark in front of his father and horrified guests at Egyptian holiday resort
Posted by: SMOD at June 08, 2023 03:07 PM (RHGPo)

Going out like a boss......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

According to The Mirror he was in Egypt trying to avoid being conscripted in Russia.

Buddy...sometimes you can't escape your fate.

Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2023 03:14 PM (Z45yo)

342 If there is no body, how do you know there was a murder?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Habeus Corpus!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 03:14 PM (zZu0s)

343
It's like watching someone who doesn't know the rules of football watch their first super bowl.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

What it was was football.

https://youtu.be/oNxLxTZHKM8

Posted by: Good Cracka at June 08, 2023 03:14 PM (63Dwl)

344 Just release that dude in Natalie's home town in Alabama. Justice will prevail. Or vengeance.

Posted by: Cosda at June 08, 2023 03:14 PM (IkIG6)

345 I confess that I have played an outrageous amount of Skyrim over the years.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2023 03:15 PM (0hOvj)

346 According to The Mirror he was in Egypt trying to avoid being conscripted in Russia.

Buddy...sometimes you can't escape your fate.
Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2023 03:14 PM (Z45yo)

So, you are saying Putin did this!?!
-aping the insanely pro one side or another on the UKR/Russ thing

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 03:15 PM (zZu0s)

347 Buddy...sometimes you can't escape your fate.
Posted by: Robert at June 08, 2023 03:14 PM (Z45yo)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Jonah at June 08, 2023 03:15 PM (PiwSw)

348 Buddy...sometimes you can't escape your fate.

True.

Posted by: Remember the log truck in Final Destination? at June 08, 2023 03:15 PM (lc5cP)

349 Nood. Censorship.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 03:16 PM (zZu0s)

350 So the SCOTUS says you must have special Black districts ? Seriously ? What about special White districts ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 08, 2023 03:12 PM (bs+z0)

We not gonna do dat here. We will have special white execution camps, though.

Posted by: Government of South Africa at June 08, 2023 03:16 PM (AMIL/)

351 My fav was the guy leaving the helicopter, getting excited to see his friends and standing straight up and waving hi WAY above his head.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 08, 2023 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

--------

Almost 20 years ago I was learning to fly a helicopter (Robinson R-22) and that was the very first video that the instructors showed to the students.

Most impressionable ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 08, 2023 03:16 PM (p6TW6)

352 Two words.

Fermi Paradox
Posted by: polynikes at June 08, 2023 02:51 PM (MNhXM)

Fermi did not take into consideration the development of the sex-bot.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2023 03:16 PM (xhaym)

353 Before the NFL was gay I watched the superbowl with some European coworkers.

And...they literally knew nothing about football. It was kind of refreshing to explain the rules and strategies to them.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2023 03:16 PM (lc5cP)

354 If there is no body, how do you know there was a murder?

It is an extremely difficult case to make, yeah. Circumstantial evidence and trying to demonstrate that the victim must have died, since they dropped off the face of the earth and have not used anything to survive with.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 08, 2023 03:16 PM (0hOvj)

355
According to The Mirror he was in Egypt trying to avoid being conscripted in Russia.

Putin sent the shark.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 08, 2023 03:17 PM (63Dwl)

356 >>>Didn't Carter make a report himself regard to a UFO sighting?

It was just Billy, high as a kite as usual.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 08, 2023 03:17 PM (CwhoI)

357 Fermi did not take into consideration the development of the sex-bot.

One real possible answer is that all the aliens developed some combination of sex bots, the matrix, and designer drugs and felt no need to go visit the stars.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 08, 2023 03:17 PM (lc5cP)

358 141 He has long tried to extort the family by claiming he will tell them where the body is buried. But even that's a lie. The body was 99% disposed of in the ocean and eaten by ocean carnivores.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 08, 2023 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

That is an interesting percentage. Trophy?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Johnson Work Laptop at June 08, 2023 02:35 PM (zZu0s)
__________

Sorry, I meant 99% chance that the body was dumped in the ocean

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 08, 2023 03:20 PM (iFTx/)

359 Ideal sexbot?

Posted by: JmT at June 08, 2023 03:22 PM (ucixH)

360 Nicaragua, and apparently they dropped the national murder rate down to that of a small town in Idaho
Posted by: Kindltot at June 08, 2023 03:01 PM (xhaym)

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Do you mean a theoretical Idaho town or Moscow, ID?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 08, 2023 03:27 PM (wzAuc)

361 Is anyone here a Silicon-based-life biologist?

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at June 08, 2023 03:06 PM (09nYy)

I stayed awake for most of my 7th grade biology class where they told me that most any virus can pass through any generic mask because they're so small.

Posted by: NC Ref at June 08, 2023 03:28 PM (fnmJK)

362
Samuel Bankman-Fried lawyers have argued that he can't be charged with any crimes not on the extradition document.
Posted by: SMOD

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I can imagine that law being written, but it doesn't seem reasonable to me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 08, 2023 03:39 PM (lCaJd)

363 He needs a Welcoming Committee.

Posted by: Corona at June 08, 2023 04:37 PM (nakGR)

364 I was in Aruba right after Holloway vanished, staying in San Nicholas near the refinery. San Nicholas is not on the tourist end of the island, it's on the opposite point.

I'm at the little hotel bar playing dice with the Dutch owners when this lady walks in with a bunch of flyers. We listened, first time we'd heard of it, took some flyers. Later, of course, I recognized Natalee's mother on TV. I wish her search had a happier ending.

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