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Quick Hits
WTF are these Canuckleheads doing?
The White House has suspended its weekly "pride" celebration over concerns about possible health dangers posed by the air. Wait until they find out about the other health dangers at play here!
The White House on Thursday delayed a Pride Month event on the South Lawn over concerns regarding the air quality in Washington, D.C., as smoke from Canadian wildfires engulfs much of the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic. The White House rescheduled the LGBT+ celebration for Saturday, The Hill reported, as many other events in the region are being canceled.
A true-crime fan in South Korea allegedly killed and dismembered a woman "out of curiosity about murder" -- after dressing up as a student and going to the unwitting tutor's home, authorities said. Jung Yoo-jung, a 23-year-old woman obsessed with TV shows and books about crime, decided to murder someone for real and conducted research about how to conceal a body, the Chosun Ilbo reported, citing Busan police. Investigators found she had used her cellphone and borrowed books from a library to gather tips for her alleged crime. To find a victim, Jung reportedly used an app that connects parents with private tutors -- and contacted the victim by posing as the mother of a ninth-grader who wanted to learn English. She told the victim her daughter would go to her home for a consultation. Jung then masqueraded as a student by wearing a school uniform she bought online and went to the woman's home, where she allegedly stabbed her to death. "Jung is short, and with the uniform on, the victim probably mistook her for a middle-school student," a police spokesman said, according to the news outlet.Ladies, no more Wives With Knives for you. South Korea says you can't handle it.
She then bought trash bags and bleach before returning to the home, where she dismembered the victim, placed some body parts in a suitcase, and took a taxi to the Nakdong River, where she dumped the remains, policed said. "In order to make it look like the victim had disappeared, Jung kept the victim's mobile phone, ID card and wallet, attempting to commit a perfect crime," police said, according to the report. But the cabbie became suspicious of the woman’s actions and called police, who found bloodstained clothes in some bags and the rest of the mutilated body at Jung's house.
Jonah Goldberg is disappointed -- and not just because his sad dick cannot maintain even the rigidity of a cream cheese Slinky left out in the sun.
Far-left district attorney Pamela Price gave a California teen linked to three murders just seven years in prison. Alameda County Sheriff's Office on Friday urged Price to charge Sergio Morales-Jacquez, now 18, as an adult because of his "extensive and violent criminal history in multiple jurisdictions." Price--who was elected in November as an "unapologetic progressive" who promised to "upend" the county's prosecutorial conventions--declined the petition, sending Morales-Jacquez to the Juvenile Justice Center for seven years with the possibility of probation. At age 17, Morales-Jacquez fatally shot 30-year-old newlywed Rienhart Asuncion after a road-rage altercation. Less than two weeks later, Morales-Jazquez and two other teens opened fire at a party in Oakland, linking him to the killing of two teenage brothers, Angel and Jazy Sotelo Garcia. He is also "a person of interest" in a homicide case authorities are still investigating, the Berkeley Scanner reported. During her campaign, Price, who took hundreds of thousands of dollars from progressive billionaire George Soros, promised to "stop over-criminalizing our youth."In NYC, they now have vending machines that distributes, for free, crack pipes and Narcan (a drug used to save people from overdoses). It sold out overnight.
City officials' new drug-themed vending machine is a huge hit with local addicts -- who wasted no time cleaning it out overnight as they stocked up on its free crack pipes, lip balm and Narcan. "Yes, I love it," drug user Evelyn Williams told The Post while standing at the "public health" vending machine in Brownsville, Brooklyn, on Tuesday. "They put it in yesterday, and it's empty already. By 1 p.m., a drug-prevention-program worker was starting to restock the machine with more drug-test strips, Narcan and condoms -- predicting the vending machine could need to be refilled "maybe twice a day, depending on which items go quite quickly.'' "We have a lot of addicts and heroin users over here," Williams said. "They should re-stock it immediately!"Karine Jean-Pierre blows off Biden's frequent falls. "Things happen," the unqualified idiot notes. I didn't know about this near-fall:
The president also nearly tripped down stairs at the Itsukushima Shrine in Hiroshima during his visit to Japan in May.An 80 year old tripping down the stairs is a lifethreatening incident, obviously. But you know -- shit happens, man. Former National Review "reporter" Tim Alberta says that the GOP was "manipulated" into distrusting CNN:
"I don't know if anybody at this point is capable of doing what Chris set out to do, which is sort of reimagining the mainstream media's relationship with a GOP base that has been sort of systematically manipulated into not trusting the mainstream media for decades" --@TimAlbertaEven Glenn Greenwald, who's on the left, laughs at National Review's "reporter."
Glenn Greenwald
@ggreenwald 4h
Look at the dripping superiority complex and contempt for the public they have. You hate and distrust the corporate media not because they've proven themselves to be partisan smear artists and liars. No: It's because you're dumb and were "manipulated" to distrust them:Glenn Greenwald
Brian Stelter
@brianstelter 4h
"I don't know if anybody at this point is capable of doing what Chris set out to do, which is sort of reimagining the mainstream media's relationship with a GOP base that has been sort of systematically manipulated into not trusting the mainstream media for decades" --@TimAlberta
@ggreenwald The corporate media never, ever looks in the mirror and asks what they did to cause the public to harbor contempt and distrust for them. They think they bear no blame for it. They believe you hate and distrust them because you're stupid and got conned into disbelieving them.
Have you paid for your lies yet? pic.twitter.com/uihIkrMCoI
— Viva Frei (@thevivafrei) June 7, 2023
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: wth at June 09, 2023 05:21 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: wth at June 09, 2023 05:21 PM (v0R5T)
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Uh, they do it to us every year.
Posted by: PNW at June 09, 2023 05:22 PM (DRSnL)
Trump Names Hunter Biden As His Running Mate So DOJ Will Stop Investigating Him https://buff.ly/45URc4E
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2023 05:22 PM (jzzG8)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 05:23 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2023 05:24 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2023 05:24 PM (DpXRB)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2023 05:24 PM (DRSnL)
That makes America less racist; more black and brown.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 05:24 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2023 05:25 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2023 05:25 PM (xhxe8)
Well, at least emptied out. I don't believe the city was charging for those supplies.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:26 PM (ynpvh)
I have a gas powered generator, but I've still been toying with the idea of putting together some used solar cells and a few LiFePO4 batteries as a little extra.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2023 05:26 PM (V1QHJ)
Ok I'll say it. This from people who practice the most unhealthy behaviors possible.
Maybe forget about the smoke and abstain from doinking each other in the squeaker. How's that for avoiding "health dangers".
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 05:26 PM (63An5)
I used to like watching those true crime shows. Mostly because of the high density of idiots in them. It makes you feel better about yourself. Sadly, Lady YD hates them, so I stopped watching them years ago.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2023 05:27 PM (oINRc)
Remember, Anne Applebaum's husband, a former foreign minister of Poland, tweeted out thanks to the United States after the Nordstream pipelines were bombed.
Not that a former foreign minister of Poland might be privy to plans to blow up the pipelines or anything...
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 05:27 PM (2tUFv)
Ok I'll say it. This from people who practice the most unhealthy behaviors possible.
Maybe forget about the smoke and abstain from doinking each other in the squeaker. How's that for avoiding "health dangers".
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 05:26 PM (63An5)
I'm told a band-aid prevents that...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:27 PM (ynpvh)
Now they can stay home and smoke weed,
Posted by: fd at June 09, 2023 05:27 PM (iayUP)
and why do they need them all of a sudden?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:27 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: Jung Yoo-jung at June 09, 2023 05:28 PM (AMIL/)
and why do they need them all of a sudden?
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Beta test of the full roll-out.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2023 05:28 PM (jzzG8)
Well, he ain't no weeble, cause he always falls down.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:28 PM (ynpvh)
Now they can stay home and smoke weed,
Posted by: fd at June 09, 2023 05:27 PM
That's not the only thing.
Posted by: huerfano at June 09, 2023 05:28 PM (7zEAH)
Posted by: bluebell at June 09, 2023 05:29 PM (pTb/Z)
It is so obvious that Russia bombed the dam that Ukraine is refusing to allow an investigation into who bombed the dam.
After all, we all know that Russia did it, so what's the point of investigating it?
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 05:29 PM (2tUFv)
My local newsradio station had an Md on today who said staying out all day in the Canadian wildfire spliff fest was the equivalent of smoking 5 to 7 cigarettes. Philly hit 400 on the whatever the fvck scale. NYC was 500. So solid second place.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 05:29 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:30 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2023 05:30 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 05:26 PM (63An5)
This is crazy talk.
Posted by: Gilead Sciences, makers of Truvada at June 09, 2023 05:30 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:27 PM (ynpvh)"
I mentioned yesterday there was a guy here from Samarra, chain smoking Iraqi cigarettes. He wasn't sure what all the nonsense was about a little smoke in the air. It was like a real life meme.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 05:30 PM (63An5)
what about that thing where they shine queer-colored lights on the White House to make it look gay?
Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at June 09, 2023 05:30 PM (geLO8)
They should put one of those machines in my town. There's very little by way of a drug problem here. But people could go there and make a purchase, and then a chute could open up and dump them in the back of a truck bound for Manhattan.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2023 05:30 PM (oINRc)
- MSM
Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 05:31 PM (OalnH)
1) How are those numbers that high?
B) Why are they that different? Who sees B.S. on TV and doubts it, then reads the same B.S. on a bird-cage liner and believes it?
Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2023 05:31 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2023 05:31 PM (Yoz4I)
Posted by: micky at June 09, 2023 05:31 PM (3byMq)
up to 66% of the US may experience power outages as the over-taxed, under-powered US electric grid fails catastrophically. All due to Biden's "green" agenda.
They said something like that last summer and were wrong. I sure hope they're wrong again.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2023 05:32 PM (63Dwl)
In NYC, they now have vending machines that distributes, for free, crack pipes and Narcan (a drug used to save people from overdoses).
It sold out overnight.
You mean it "gave" out.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2023 05:32 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at June 09, 2023 05:32 PM (geLO8)
Bravo. I knew I would not be disappointed with that link.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 09, 2023 05:33 PM (uq/11)
https://tinyurl.com/3kr6bx3r
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 09, 2023 05:34 PM (QZTwm)
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Sometimes truth is stranger than a Babylon Bee article.
Reminds me of an early episode of Futurama where a bum is trying to get a vial of crack out of a vending machine and the machine malfunctions, leaving the crack pipe hanging.
"Don't hold out on me, man!" wails the bum as he sags in despair against the machine...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 09, 2023 05:34 PM (BpYfr)
and why do they need them all of a sudden?
Posted by: Maj. Healey
Beta test of the full roll-out.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
I wonder if they're shoe phones?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:34 PM (to8pj)
That's what PRep is for, Ace! Don't you see all the commercials for it? "There's thing we all can do to prevent the spread of HIV...."
Yeah, my way of preventing it won't be to your liking, pervs.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 09, 2023 05:34 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2023 05:34 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 09, 2023 05:34 PM (Eeb9P)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2023 05:35 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 05:35 PM (MNhXM)
What is Canada doing? with fires?
Just trying to act like California does every F'n year?
Posted by: Romeo13
They transitioned from their winter hazardous behavior -- running with scissors -- to its summer replacement -- playing outdoors with matches
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 09, 2023 05:35 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2023 05:35 PM (gmo/4)
He did not realize he was looking in a mirror.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 09, 2023 05:35 PM (uq/11)
not a good long-term strategy
Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at June 09, 2023 05:32 PM (geLO
It is their scorched earth policy as the Russian forces are being inexorably driven backwards by the overwhelming armor superiority of the Ukrainian army.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2023 05:35 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: kindltot at June 09, 2023 05:35 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at June 09, 2023 05:36 PM (IpWuW)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:36 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 09, 2023 05:37 PM (Eeb9P)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 05:37 PM (63An5)
My local newsradio station had an Md on today who said staying out all day in the Canadian wildfire spliff fest was the equivalent of smoking 5 to 7 cigarettes. Philly hit 400 on the whatever the fvck scale. NYC was 500. So solid second place.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 05:29 PM (enJYY)
I doubt those numbers; I bet there's hardly ANY nicotine in that smoke.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:37 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Internalize this quickly at June 09, 2023 05:37 PM (RXPVA)
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Oh you know that silly old Putin? He just loves to blow shit up. It's science!
Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 05:38 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: kindltot at June 09, 2023 05:38 PM (xhaym)
Wives with knives remind me of the time I got stabbed in the chest with a fork. Well, it wasn't my wife, but it's a long story.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 05:37 PM (63An5)
My girlfriend in HS stabbed one of my brothers with a meat fork. Right in the gut. For no reason. No real reason, anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2023 05:38 PM (oINRc)
Why does Russia keep blowing up its own stuff?
not a good long-term strategy
Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at June 09, 2023 05:32 PM
Yeah, could be, not sure. But I travel a couple times a week to a State Park near me where every day the Park Rangers go into the 'control structure' for the earthen dam and record measurements and make adjustments to the water level. I'm kinda suspecting Putin has no time for such nonsense when he's trying to detect the scent of polonium in his daily cup of tea.
My vote? Neglect.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 05:38 PM (enJYY)
Apparently the Russians have captured some of the handful of German Leopard tanks that have been destroyed in the Ukraine counteroffensive over the last couple of days.
I bet I know what is soon going to be parked outside the German embassy in Moscow.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 05:38 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 05:38 PM (ssESX)
Now I'm off to pray a rosary for the same.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 09, 2023 05:38 PM (O2Rtm)
They're upset no Canadian based teams are in the Cup Final. They burn up their own stuff. Learned it from BLM.
Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2023 05:38 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (1SYO0)
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All this Canadian smoke in the air will result in a global cooling effect. Average summer temperatures will be lower, thus less need to run A/C, therefore saving energy.
Problem solved!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (BpYfr)
1) How are those numbers that high?
B) Why are they that different? Who sees B.S. on TV and doubts it, then reads the same B.S. on a bird-cage liner and believes it?
Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2023 05:31 PM (DgGvY)
(former) SIL who said something had to be true because it was written in a book, so my brother grabbed a pencil and asked for a book so what he wrote would also be true.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Was she a redhead?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (to8pj)
Couldn't happen to a more deserving scumbag or country.
Posted by: Shiggz at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (0SrVS)
Posted by: Capt Ramsey at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (5FPX4)
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Heh. I keep telling my wife, you know when the husband dies mysteriously the wife is ALWAYS the #1 suspect. Just keep that in mind.
Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2023 05:40 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2023 05:40 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 09, 2023 05:40 PM (OhpJy)
You're kidding right?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 05:40 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 05:35 PM (MNhXM)
*******
Same.
I always think were they actually thinking they could get away with that?
Posted by: redridinghood at June 09, 2023 05:40 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC
Shoe phones for shitheels.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:36 PM (to8pj)
Hey!
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at June 09, 2023 05:40 PM (/xaUq)
Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 05:40 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 05:41 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2023 05:41 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Was she a redhead?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (to8pj)
*perks up*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2023 05:41 PM (/xaUq)
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (xhxe
I hope it comes down with Monkey Pox.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ace at 05:20 PM
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Bravo. That sentence....hahahaha
Posted by: scampydog at June 09, 2023 05:42 PM (2bFN5)
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Oh ya got tah have frie-e-e-e---e-e-nds...
Posted by: Bette Midler at June 09, 2023 05:42 PM (sWM8x)
One theory that I saw on why the Russians blew up the dam, thereby cutting off the main water supply for Crimea, is that the Russians have already resigned themselves to the loss of Crimea, and were therefore pursuing scorched earth tactics.
After all, given the lighting Ukrainian blitzkrieg, they'll be in Sevastopol in a couple of days.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 05:42 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 05:42 PM (OalnH)
Posted by: Marcus T
Could have been a spoon. That would have hurt more.
Posted by: the Sheriff of Nottingham at June 09, 2023 05:43 PM (DgGvY)
It was actually depleted. To get an item from the vending machine one had to enter a zip code (actually any 5 digit string) and then the item number. USA! USA! USA!
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 05:43 PM (a175k)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Was she a redhead?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (to8pj)
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Reminds me of a little blonde schizo I had the misfortune of once knowing...
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 05:43 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: the Sheriff of Nottingham at June 09, 2023 05:43 PM (DgGvY)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2023 05:44 PM (/xaUq)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2023 05:38 PM (oINRc)"
Three pronged spaghetti fork.
We should compare scars.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 05:44 PM (63An5)
Posted by: Divide by Zero
Speaking with no knowledge,....
Most Soviet stuff was designed for no maintenance, so I have doubts.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 09, 2023 05:44 PM (uq/11)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 05:44 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Was she a redhead?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (to8pj)
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Reminds me of a little blonde schizo I had the misfortune of once knowing...
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 05:43 PM (ssESX)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXBHCQYxwr0
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:44 PM (ynpvh)
The only vending machine I trust dispenses night crawlers.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 05:44 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2023 05:45 PM (z3WCn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2023 05:45 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 05:35 PM (MNhXM)
*******
Same.
I always think were they actually thinking they could get away with that?
Posted by: redridinghood at June 09, 2023 05:40 PM (NpAcC)
I think only a little over 40% of murders are ever solved so...maybe!
Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2023 05:45 PM (DpXRB)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 09, 2023 05:45 PM (1u/pU)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:45 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 05:46 PM (63An5)
Posted by: micky at June 09, 2023 05:46 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 09, 2023 05:40 PM (OhpJy)
Some GOP-friendly group (you know the RNC won't deign to do this) should pay for billboards in some of these Dem stronghold cities that say:
Had enough yet? You voted for this. Vote GOP
Don't tie it to a specific candidate, but just start shaming these voters into doing something different. For a change.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 09, 2023 05:46 PM (/iWhV)
Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2023 05:48 PM (DpXRB)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 05:48 PM (MNhXM)
--
Some other moron mentioned it earlier today, but apparently Canada's solar generation was cut in half because of some mysterious event.
It's fine, though. We can switch and power 300M electric vehicles.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 05:48 PM (3MRGz)
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 05:48 PM (2tUFv)
Yeah a little bit crazy.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 05:48 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: ace at June 09, 2023 05:48 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2023 05:49 PM (Keyt1)
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Narcan doesn't get you high.
--
Heard a local sheriff discussing this recently.
The high the addicts are going for is the one that kills you but allows you to be brought back with a Narcan injection. It's the closest thing to the first high on meth or whatever that they can achieve.
They are trying to remove the problem, and we won't allow it.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 05:49 PM (3MRGz)
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 05:49 PM (a175k)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Was she a redhead?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (to8pj)
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Reminds me of a little blonde schizo I had the misfortune of once knowing...
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 05:43 PM (ssESX)
There's a lesson to be learned but damned if I can think of it.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 09, 2023 05:50 PM (BdMk6)
And here I was thinking that getting stabbed with a fork by a woman for no good reason was a rarity. Huh, I'm in good company here.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 05:46 PM
I think my all-time favorite Playboy cartoon was a guy sitting across the table from a young woman in a restaurant. He has a fork lodged in his nose, while she has no fork at her setting. She says, "You're a tough guy Vinnie, I like that."
Weird how strange stuff hits the funnybone.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 05:50 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2023 05:35 PM (gmo/4)
If she makes you any almond cookies, don't eat them.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 09, 2023 05:50 PM (PiwSw)
Anyone need freaky deaky lingerie?
Posted by: Robert
As it happens, I need a new dildo. This one I picked up at the bagel shop is not really working out.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 09, 2023 05:50 PM (uq/11)
I think Brokeback Brooks has bent over a few
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:50 PM (to8pj)
No way I hit underline.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 05:51 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2023 05:51 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 05:51 PM (ssESX)
Nope. Lay that blame where it belongs, right at the feet of the Obama mal-administration.
I personally witnessed crews dismantle two local "minor" coal fired plants, and one MAJOR regional plant, all during his reign. This was HIS EPA's mandate, and they tried to kill every coal plant they could during his Eight Year tError.
Now, repeat this state to state and coast to coast. Hundreds such plants were dismantled, shipped in pieces to China, where they generate proudly to this very day.
Not sayin' Biden is any better, but The Damage was done by decree of the Jug Eared Fuck, and that's a fact.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 09, 2023 05:51 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2023 05:51 PM (z3WCn)
https://tinyurl.com/3dkk3m68
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 09, 2023 05:52 PM (1u/pU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Sister stabbed other sister with a fork. In the hand. At the dinner table. Over a piece of fried chicken.
Posted by: scampydog at June 09, 2023 05:52 PM (2bFN5)
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Ah, it's not that he chose to cash their check knowing what they stand for. It's that people disagree with his enthusiasm for sucking c*ck.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 05:52 PM (3MRGz)
Don't tie it to a specific candidate, but just start shaming these voters into doing something different. For a change.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 09, 2023 05:46 PM (/iWhV)
Insulting or accusing people doesn't work. Might be better to say "Your neighbor is voting for this. Vote GOP and cancel it out"
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2023 05:52 PM (lX8VI)
No way I hit underline.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 05:51 PM (enJYY)
Well, weird things happen when you divide by zero...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:52 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 09, 2023 05:53 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 05:53 PM (a175k)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 05:54 PM (MNhXM)
Nope. Lay that blame where it belongs, right at the feet of the Obama mal-administration.
I personally witnessed crews dismantle two local "minor" coal fired plants, and one MAJOR regional plant, all during his reign. This was HIS EPA's mandate, and they tried to kill every coal plant they could during his Eight Year tError.
Now, repeat this state to state and coast to coast. Hundreds such plants were dismantled, shipped in pieces to China, where they generate proudly to this very day.
Not sayin' Biden is any better, but The Damage was done by decree of the Jug Eared Fuck, and that's a fact.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 09, 2023 05:51 PM (e6UQI)
Don't forget the nuke plants put on indefinite hiatus, like the San Onofre plant here in So Cal.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:54 PM (ynpvh)
lol
Posted by: ace at June 09, 2023 05:48 PM (KRtlO)
When a single lie is no longer enough to get you that same high
Posted by: ... at June 09, 2023 05:54 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 05:54 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Sister stabbed other sister with a fork. In the hand. At the dinner table. Over a piece of fried chicken.
Posted by: scampydog at June 09, 2023 05:52 PM (2bFN5)
Well, at least she had a reason if it was the last piece and the chicken was good...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:55 PM (ynpvh)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 09, 2023 05:51 PM (e6UQI)
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Not to forget the perfectly good nuclear plants closed. Ohio lost two plants on Lake Erie that operated for 50 years with perfect safety records, when they could have been kept open, or replaced. Now, everyone just sits around hoping Quebec Hydro can keep up with demand.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 09, 2023 05:55 PM (1u/pU)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2023 05:55 PM (xPl2J)
Also Jake Tapper, Jack the Ripper simply "misunderstood"
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 05:55 PM (63An5)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 09, 2023 05:56 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Eeyore at June 09, 2023 05:56 PM (brAQZ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:56 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 05:56 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: scampydog at June 09, 2023 05:52 PM (2bFN5)
That must've been some good fried chicken.
Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2023 05:56 PM (DpXRB)
Wife's aunt said, "I know the media is telling the truth because all the places I check say the same thing."
Control the media you get some of these votes for free. Price we pay for decades of thinking media and government were icky jobs and not real work.
Posted by: Shiggz at June 09, 2023 05:57 PM (0SrVS)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 09, 2023 05:56 PM (llON
Well, he now willingly and exuberantly sucks DEM cock, so yes.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:57 PM (ynpvh)
That was before Google bought National Review.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 05:57 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Somewhat. His worthless son is deeply involved in the Burisma corruption. I can't wait for that info to come out.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:58 PM (to8pj)
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NBC sums it up pretty well for everyone today:
"But Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., and Minority Whip John Thune, R-S.D., and other members of the Senate Republican leadership team remained noticeably silent."
https://tinyurl.com/28r3yjc4
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 05:58 PM (3MRGz)
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 05:53 PM (a175k)
They have programs dedicated to interrogations. The First 48 includes it as a big part of their show.
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 05:59 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 09, 2023 05:59 PM (1u/pU)
He was all fucked up. Had been bitten by three Rattle snakes. Face caved in at the sinus.
We drank and talked. He spun a yarn beyond anything I could comprehend. Married a girl in the late 60's. Tried the nuclear thing for a while and part of that was getting credit so they ordered a set of dishes and a set of Gin-su knives, bought a house and a car. Smuggled pot on the side from Mexico (the rattlesnake story) for extra cash.
"I should have been more worried about those knives. She stabbed me in the back until she thought I was dead."
Shown me the scars. My jaw drops.
Had to be 20 of them. She suicided he was in the hospital for a year.
"I still love her even though she tried kill me." As he tears up.
He died a few years ago.
Posted by: Reforger at June 09, 2023 05:59 PM (B705c)
Figures. I don't listen to any of the disco country shit.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:59 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2023 05:59 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: PaleRider at June 09, 2023 06:00 PM (3cGpq)
Control the media you get some of these votes for free. Price we pay for decades of thinking media and government were icky jobs and not real work.
Posted by: Shiggz
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I want to say something like nine (9) people control all major news sources.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 06:00 PM (3MRGz)
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"progressive" = "communist"
I found the conclusion of "Man's Fate" to be inspiring.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:00 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2023 06:00 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 05:53 PM (a175k)
They have programs dedicated to interrogations. The First 48 includes it as a big part of their show.
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 05:59 PM (MNhXM)
Remember watching one of those shows (maybe Forensic Files), where they had a graphic of the bullet going through a wall and hitting the victim. The bullet still had its casing...what, perp used a slingshot?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:00 PM (ynpvh)
They think that if Trump is sidelined, that all the good little Republicans will fall in line behind their leadership.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 06:00 PM (2tUFv)
The only issue my local nuke plant ever had was 'operators asleep' during their shift. Somehow that didn't bother me in the least.
If it's that safe, that's why they're asleep.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 06:01 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 05:53 PM (a175k)
They have programs dedicated to interrogations. The First 48 includes it as a big part of their show.
Posted by: polynikes
Oh yeah! I forgot about the First 48 - Love it - every episode gets DVR'd.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 06:01 PM (a175k)
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2023 06:01 PM (1SYO0)
Posted by: fd at June 09, 2023 06:02 PM (iayUP)
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As if a bit of smoky air is the biggest health risk faced by these perverts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:02 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 05:56 PM (MNhXM)
I know numerous people in Yukon, OK that knew him when he lived there and all of them say he was an asshole.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 09, 2023 06:02 PM (BdMk6)
And grandpa got the piece of turkey.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:02 PM (9UlRk)
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Unexpectedly.
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 06:03 PM (d4PsN)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 09, 2023 06:03 PM (1u/pU)
Ummm...uh, not sure how I should take this.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at June 09, 2023 06:03 PM (7xlk2)
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 06:00 PM (2tUFv)
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But if he isn't, and gets re-elected, he's going to do his Sulla impression. We can only hope.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:03 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2023 06:01 PM (1SYO0)
Yeah. What kind of asshole lets his daughter be a whore in private?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:03 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 09, 2023 06:03 PM (LUyqH)
Figures. I don't listen to any of the disco country shit.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:59 PM (to8pj)
He was more in the George Strait style when he was big but I thought it was a weak imitation. I was in the minority.
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 06:04 PM (MNhXM)
>>Errorick Errorickson could not contain his glee today. I hope he chokes on it.
Well, the preceidnet has been set, a President can be indicted for nebulous and arbitrary reasons.
Game on motherf**kers.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2023 06:04 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 09, 2023 06:04 PM (9yUzE)
Posted by: Eagle Lips at June 09, 2023 06:04 PM (313+e)
They think that if Trump is sidelined, that all the good little Republicans will fall in line behind their leadership.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts
I'm right behind their lamp post.
Posted by: BifBewalski at June 09, 2023 06:04 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 09, 2023 06:03 PM (1u/pU)
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The daughter of two shrinks, IIRC. The chance that she would be sane? 0.00%
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:04 PM (YqDXo)
Ummm...uh, not sure how I should take this.
Posted by: Lurking Canuck at June 09, 2023 06:03 PM (7xlk2)
Well, it IS Pride Month...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:03 PM (YqDXo)
Nobody thinks of the bloody street violence between the Sulla partisans and the Marius partisans.
Waraiotoko thinks of it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:05 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
I used a 12ga - Amy Bishop
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:05 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 06:05 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: BifBewalski at June 09, 2023 06:05 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 09, 2023 06:03 PM (1u/pU)
I think I remember reading something about her getting redpilled.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2023 06:05 PM (xPl2J)
She became a stripper. Not kidding.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 09, 2023 06:04 PM (9yUzE)
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I assume you meant 173. In which case, good God; as I recall, she was reasonably beastly. As well as nuts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:06 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 06:06 PM (MNhXM)
You sign on to the government power monopoly app and it tells you your area will have power 9-11 am, 2-4 pm, 8-10 pm. So plan accordingly peons.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2023 06:06 PM (RIvkX)
Money to burn, baby.
Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Jade, too. at June 09, 2023 06:06 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2023 06:07 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:05 PM (to8pj)
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That's DOCTOR Amy Bishop to you!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:07 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:07 PM (ynpvh)
All of them? There are legal requirements on the minimum level of staffing in a reactor control room. Utilities therefore double-staff the control room, so if someone gets unexpectedly sick or something, you don't have to shut the reactor down.
Probably makes for a dull shift when you usually have double the staffing required to run the thing.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 06:07 PM (2tUFv)
>>The Washington Generals aren't gonna do shit.
Well, let's see what a DarthSantis justice department gets up to.
I mean, he did say he was going to do something about this two tier justice system, the only thing to do is bag a couple of theirs.
Anything less is masturbation.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2023 06:07 PM (up/3i)
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A couple days ago when the wifey first saw that headline she thought it said "voting machines."
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 06:07 PM (d4PsN)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 09, 2023 06:08 PM (9yUzE)
All I can think is when Bugs and Daffy are staring at each other and all they see are the other one as a roast chicken.
Maybe that really happens?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 09, 2023 06:08 PM (uq/11)
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Everything is wired up to sound an alarm if there's a problem.
And honestly, I'd rather have a guy catch a 20 minute nap at some point on a shift and be sharp for the rest of the night than shuffling around like a zombie and missing half of the readings for the last three hours.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 06:08 PM (3MRGz)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:07 PM (ynpvh)
Yeah, rumor was she found some normal dude to shack up with, and realized she was being a dink, which is why no one ever heard of her again.
Lucky woman.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:08 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2023 05:31 PM (DgGvY)
Very few people read newspapers and the ones that do are old and credulous. Or have their beliefs reinforced by what they read, which is why they still read the paper.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2023 06:08 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 06:08 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:08 PM (to8pj)
It's like a Penthouse Letters letter gone horribly wrong.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at June 09, 2023 06:09 PM (Yr4Df)
Waraiotoko thinks of it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:05 PM (9UlRk)
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Proscriptions, that's the ticket. How about Soros proscribed? Think mobs of people who be hunting Soros to collect the share of his wealth that the state allows as bounty?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 09, 2023 06:09 PM (1u/pU)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:03 PM (YqDXo)
Nobody thinks of the bloody street violence between the Sulla partisans and the Marius partisans.
Waraiotoko thinks of it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:05 PM (9UlRk)
________________
The prescription is proscription. Lists, that is. Start with all the leftist billionaires, and make them forfeit it to the government. Put a little dent in the national debt, anyway.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:09 PM (YqDXo)
If anything she is a qualified idiot.
Posted by: 7man at June 09, 2023 06:09 PM (qwO6y)
Greta Thunberg finally graduated HS. At 20 years of age. Bow before her wisdom.
Not quite as impressive as the 'D' grade that Al Gore got in a college Earth Science class, but same church, different pew.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 06:09 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:10 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:07 PM (ynpvh)
Yeah, rumor was she found some normal dude to shack up with, and realized she was being a dink, which is why no one ever heard of her again.
Lucky woman.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:08 PM (9UlRk)
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Let's face it, she's a flake. Next week she'll probably be a flaming Nazi, then a New Age guru, then change her sex or something.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:10 PM (YqDXo)
I still like reading historical true crime, though. A few decades of separation makes it seem less terrible, for some reason.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 09, 2023 06:11 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 09, 2023 06:11 PM (fxrF8)
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2023 06:11 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:11 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 06:09 PM (enJYY)
__________________
Algore successfully flunked out of law AND divinity school. Bluto Blutarsky stands in awe.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:11 PM (YqDXo)
https://tinyurl.com/md4cwwfd
Posted by: illiniwek at June 09, 2023 06:12 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Jade, too. at June 09, 2023 06:13 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 06:09 PM (enJYY)
__________________
Algore successfully flunked out of law AND divinity school. Bluto Blutarsky stands in awe.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:11 PM (YqDXo)
But was always adept at getting his Chakras "re-aligned"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:09 PM (YqDXo)
Meh. You handle the paperwork. I'll handle the sharpened agricultural implements.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:13 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:11 PM (YqDXo)
But the guy who flew jets and graduated from Yale and an MBA from Harvard was dumb as a rock compared to Gore.
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 06:13 PM (MNhXM)
https://tinyurl.com/md4cwwfd
Posted by: illiniwek
Plausible.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:13 PM (to8pj)
https://is.gd/ezIOQw
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:10 PM (ynpvh)
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“As I became more and more feminist,” she said, “I think I got to a point where I was literally just straight up hating men. I just hated men, I wished all men would die.”
This is healthy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:14 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:13 PM (ynpvh)
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Sex poodle.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 09, 2023 06:14 PM (fxrF8)
Money to burn, baby.
Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Jade, too. at June 09, 2023 06:06 PM (GshMh)
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It will eventually total over $1 trillion, and at least 10% for The Big Guy.
[Made a typo that said "The Vig Guy" -- which also works.]
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 06:14 PM (d4PsN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKCRHhmHvjg
Mes Aïeux - Dégénération (English Subtitles)
It is french, but a very good and appropriate song.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 09, 2023 06:14 PM (uq/11)
Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2023 06:14 PM (xhxe8)
Like....
That's an achievement all its own.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:15 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:09 PM (YqDXo)
Meh. You handle the paperwork. I'll handle the sharpened agricultural implements.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:13 PM (9UlRk)
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I'll requisition the ropes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:15 PM (YqDXo)
I mean, he did say he was going to do something about this two tier justice system, the only thing to do is bag a couple of theirs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
I'll be in my bunk, thinking about that. Well. Allison Rebecca Stokke Fowler and that. But mostly Allison Rebecca Stokke Fowler
Posted by: BifBewalski at June 09, 2023 06:15 PM (3CCua)
That's hot
Posted by: Pedo Bill Clinton at June 09, 2023 06:15 PM (lc5cP)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:13 PM (to8pj)
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With Soviets/Russians, the go to bet is generally "poor maintenance."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 09, 2023 06:15 PM (fxrF8)
Waraiotoko thinks of it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:05 PM (9UlRk)
Oh, we do.
Posted by: Clodius and Milo at June 09, 2023 06:16 PM (Angsy)
Like....
That's an achievement all its own.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:15 PM (9UlRk)
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The son of a liberal acquaintance flunked out of not one, not two, but THREE junior colleges.
I didn't know that was even possible.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:16 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:16 PM (to8pj)
Like....
That's an achievement all its own.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:15 PM (9UlRk)
I was once asked for answers to an ethics test...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Clodius and Milo at June 09, 2023 06:16 PM (Angsy)
Nice. A little Optimates and the Populares action.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2023 06:17 PM (/xaUq)
I still like reading historical true crime, though. A few decades of separation makes it seem less terrible, for some reason.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 09, 2023 06:11 PM
I'm fascinated by true crime. I'm not sure why. I liked Ann Rules books.
One theory I have is it is a safe way to get a little adrenaline rush without fighting or jumping off of a cliff.
Jim can't swim on youtube has some great videos of interrogations.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 09, 2023 06:17 PM (UKjwp)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:16 PM (YqDXo)
Yeesh. That's practically a resume builder at that point.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:17 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 06:17 PM (ssESX)
It it old, but I think it deserves its own post.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 09, 2023 06:17 PM (uq/11)
Posted by: Calbadger at June 09, 2023 06:18 PM (mhiAh)
Like....
That's an achievement all its own.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:15 PM (9UlRk)
Maybe, unlike the masses of gang-bangers, child molesters, and druggies coming across the border,
Gore doesn't have that divine spark...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:18 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 06:18 PM (a175k)
Posted by: JQ at June 09, 2023 06:18 PM (Gkog9)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:16 PM (to8pj)
Behold, a meme is born
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:18 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Shiggz at June 09, 2023 06:19 PM (0SrVS)
https://is.gd/vssDdD
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 09, 2023 06:08 PM (9yUzE)
Sad. She's broken.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 09, 2023 06:19 PM (OX9vb)
Like....
That's an achievement all its own.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:15 PM (9UlRk)
_____________
I want to go back to college, major in sociology, flunk out, the re-enroll as a physics major (which I've long wanted to do) and graduate summa cum laude.
I'd be the first person in human history to do that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:19 PM (YqDXo)
idk, but Ryan McBeth has a video on damage before the big collapse, and some evidence it was overtopped ... perhaps because of maintenance issues. ...
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Plausible.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:13
I've worked with cement for decades and dam building is an item of interest to me as to how they have to continuously pour without stop for months (maybe even a year for some of the largest dams) to prevent less then optimum psi readings. Then I ask myself if a dam built in the Soviet era - 'they pretend to pay us, we pretend to work' - could be 100% of what it should be? My answer?
:: shakes 8 ball ::
Not likely.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 06:20 PM (enJYY)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:19 PM (YqDXo)
Pffft.
Posted by: Leonhard Euler at June 09, 2023 06:20 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Skip
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No, because if she were even slightly bright she would meet the basic graduation requirements in 10th or 11th grade. She's a multimillionaire with access to things you and I can only dream of for our children, and nothing but time when she wasn't screaming at cameras and staging arrests.
She's a stupid adult who struggled to break whatever low requirements exist to be considered a high school graduate.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 06:21 PM (3MRGz)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:18 PM (ynpvh)
___________
We could help. We could always take "Old Sparky" out of mothballs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:21 PM (YqDXo)
Ryan MacBeth is pro the NATO/Ukraine side of this war, so I take his explanation as 100% speculation.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 06:21 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:19 PM (YqDXo)
Pffft.
Posted by: Leonhard Euler at June 09, 2023 06:20 PM (9UlRk)
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C'mon. He couldn't have flunked out of sociology. It hadn't been
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:22 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 06:21 PM (3MRGz)
This.
Bold. Underscore. Italics. 48-point font. Flashing. Chuck in a flaming skull or five.
Posted by: Leonhard Euler at June 09, 2023 06:22 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 06:23 PM (3MRGz)
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 06:18 PM (a175k)
Mmm. Posole. Blanco or Rojo?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:23 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 06:23 PM (a175k)
Posted by: Shiggz at June 09, 2023 06:19 PM (0SrVS)
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Thanks. That's the name of Emo-Garth that escaped me.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 06:23 PM (ssESX)
Full Greenpeace Fellowship?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:24 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:22 PM (YqDXo)
(Ha, sockoff)
I know, i know, but he was something academically for form's sake that he couldn't be arsed to finish, i think, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:24 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 06:18 PM (a175k)
Mmm. Posole. Blanco or Rojo?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Rojo. yum.
There is a place in Las Cruces that has green chile posole - it is excellent. Sadly they are closed in the evening.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 06:25 PM (a175k)
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 06:23 PM (a175k)
__________
The only thing in Algore's lockbox is back issues of Hustler.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:25 PM (YqDXo)
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Honorary PhD in Oppression Science.
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 06:25 PM (8IQBN)
probably like Meatball better if he ever called out our internal enemies
maybe he will
Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2023 06:26 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:25 PM (YqDXo)
Tippp-PERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Posted by: Al-Gore at June 09, 2023 06:26 PM (9UlRk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEUV0v4-0Lg
Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2023 06:26 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:22 PM (YqDXo)
(Ha, sockoff)
I know, i know, but he was something academically for form's sake that he couldn't be arsed to finish, i think, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:24 PM (9UlRk)
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I dunno. Getting summa cum laude in physics in the relatively easy part. The hard part is flunking out of sociology.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:26 PM (YqDXo)
Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg will be conferred with an honorary doctorate degree from the theology faculty at a Finnish university this summer.
https://tinyurl.com/28olk9n9
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The dummy struggles to finish high school, but she is awarded a degree from a university.
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 06:28 PM (3MRGz)
he's a great guy to deal with and a real prince
but man o man, I took him to the ......
you know the thing
Posted by: Mrs Luntz at June 09, 2023 06:28 PM (us2H3)
Like....
That's an achievement all its own.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:15 PM
At, say, Harvard? Profess a faith in God, probably.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2023 06:28 PM (ixApM)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:26 PM (YqDXo)
Ha!
"I'mma write the most incoherent, mashed up, agrammatical pile of pig shit i can possibly think of..."
THE BOARD RECOMMENDS PASSAGE OF THIS DISSERTATION WITH HONORS
"..... FUCK!""
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:29 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: John Thune at June 09, 2023 06:29 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 06:29 PM (3MRGz)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2023 06:28 PM (ixApM)
Flunk? Brother, that shit will get you arrested.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:29 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:24 PM (9UlRk)
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Freeman Dyson, IIRC, never finished his doctorate. He did OK.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:31 PM (YqDXo)
Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg will be conferred with an honorary doctorate degree from the theology faculty at a Finnish university this summer.
https://tinyurl.com/28olk9n9
Just about as worthless as a Nobel or Pulitzer.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:32 PM (to8pj)
"I'mma write the most incoherent, mashed up, agrammatical pile of pig shit i can possibly think of..."
THE BOARD RECOMMENDS PASSAGE OF THIS DISSERTATION WITH HONORS
"..... FUCK!""
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:29 PM (9UlRk)
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LOL. Exactly!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:32 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:32 PM (to8pj)
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The serious Nobel Prizes (physics, chemistry, medicine/physiology) are the real deal.
Literature and peace are a joke. Economics is on the bubble.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:33 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2023 06:28 PM (ixApM)
Snorted, no lie. And it's probably true....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 09, 2023 06:35 PM (Angsy)
I want to go back to college, major in sociology, flunk out, the re-enroll as a physics major (which I've long wanted to do) and graduate summa cum laude.
I'd be the first person in human history to do that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09,
I have a friend that won't shut up about her Ivy league degree in sociology. And yes she insists on being referred to as Dr. While her alma mater may be impressive, what she has accomplished is really nothing.
She has had every job under the sun, from real estate agent, marketing to pouring wine at different wineries. She's unemployed again.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 09, 2023 06:35 PM (6wjbx)
She has had every job under the sun, from real estate agent, marketing to pouring wine at different wineries. She's unemployed again.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 09, 2023 06:35 PM (6wjbx)
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Doctorate in Unemployment Studies!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:39 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: LizLem at June 09, 2023 06:44 PM (+mkOR)
Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2023 06:45 PM (gmo/4)
https://tinyurl.com/md4cwwfd
Posted by: illiniwek at June 09, 2023 06:12 PM (Cus5s)
Ukraine has been opening the sluice gates on other dams upstream for weeks now, which has raised the pressure on the dam.
They have also been continually hitting the dam with artillery for months now.
Possibly they did something else special, or it was overtopped, or it failed from old damage. But it was from what Ukraine did in all cases. Not maintenance.
What's amusing is that the local Ukrainian troops downstream were caught as much offguard by the flood as the Russians on the lower ground to the south. They didn't get organized to interfere as the Russians moved back to better positions to the rear, which they did with little to no loss.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2023 06:47 PM (eoQWY)
Last night parts of Eastern Montana received 9 inches of rain.
Flooding now. But no one knows because flyover country.
Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2023 06:48 PM (gmo/4)
She has had every job under the sun, from real estate agent, marketing to pouring wine at different wineries. She's unemployed again.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 09, 2023 06:35 PM (6wjbx)
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Doctorate in Unemployment Studies!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:39 PM (YqDXo)
Good lord. Any PhD that demands to be called Doctor is a total loser. I never knew any that did that, even the ones who had Nobel Prizes
Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2023 06:48 PM (eoQWY)
https://tinyurl.com/28olk9n9
Just about as worthless as a Nobel or Pulitzer.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:32 PM (to8pj)
Well Theology is appropriate, at least. Climate Fraud is a religion more than anything else. And a bad one.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2023 06:49 PM (eoQWY)
https://tinyurl.com/28olk9n9
Just about as worthless as a Nobel or Pulitzer.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:32 PM (to8pj)
Did she profess a believe in the god Loki?
Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2023 06:51 PM (gmo/4)
Ryan MacBeth is pro the NATO/Ukraine side of this war, so I take his explanation as 100% speculation.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
Hot potato, off his drawers, pluck to make amends!
Please stop saying that!
Posted by: Mossop and Keanrick at June 09, 2023 06:51 PM (wUHYj)
Ryan MacBeth is pro the NATO/Ukraine side of this war, so I take his explanation as 100% speculation.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 06:21 PM (ssESX)
There's a substack by a dude called Simplicius the Thinker that covers aspects of the war including the dam damage. He has mentioned the overtop/accident theory. I haven't seen him discuss this new Norwegian seismic information about an explosion being picked up in Romania at this point.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2023 06:53 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Jen the original at June 09, 2023 06:53 PM (2Erq4)
Those are referred to as “Power Outages of Color,” racist.
Posted by: Dead Name McGee at June 09, 2023 09:07 PM (Y2NGV)
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