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WTF are these Canuckleheads doing?

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Get your head screwed on right, Canada, or Daddy America is gonna take off his belt.

Jennifer Granholm reveals she lied to the Senate when she claimed she held no individual stocks. In fact, she held Ford Motor Co. stocks, and that's a company directly under her control as Secretary of Energy. (In as much as her decrees can force Ford to increase gas mileage or sell more EVs.)

Ooops!

Ooopsie!

Think there will be a federal prosecutor indicting her on 15 charges over this single lie?

Noooope!


The White House has suspended its weekly "pride" celebration over concerns about possible health dangers posed by the air.

Wait until they find out about the other health dangers at play here!


The White House on Thursday delayed a Pride Month event on the South Lawn over concerns regarding the air quality in Washington, D.C., as smoke from Canadian wildfires engulfs much of the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic.

The White House rescheduled the LGBT+ celebration for Saturday, The Hill reported, as many other events in the region are being canceled.

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Men: It's time to get your women under control, and force them to stop watching Investigative Discovery all f'n' weekend.

A true-crime fan in South Korea allegedly killed and dismembered a woman "out of curiosity about murder" -- after dressing up as a student and going to the unwitting tutor's home, authorities said.

Jung Yoo-jung, a 23-year-old woman obsessed with TV shows and books about crime, decided to murder someone for real and conducted research about how to conceal a body, the Chosun Ilbo reported, citing Busan police.

Investigators found she had used her cellphone and borrowed books from a library to gather tips for her alleged crime.

To find a victim, Jung reportedly used an app that connects parents with private tutors -- and contacted the victim by posing as the mother of a ninth-grader who wanted to learn English.

She told the victim her daughter would go to her home for a consultation.

Jung then masqueraded as a student by wearing a school uniform she bought online and went to the woman's home, where she allegedly stabbed her to death.

"Jung is short, and with the uniform on, the victim probably mistook her for a middle-school student," a police spokesman said, according to the news outlet.


She then bought trash bags and bleach before returning to the home, where she dismembered the victim, placed some body parts in a suitcase, and took a taxi to the Nakdong River, where she dumped the remains, policed said.

"In order to make it look like the victim had disappeared, Jung kept the victim's mobile phone, ID card and wallet, attempting to commit a perfect crime," police said, according to the report.

But the cabbie became suspicious of the woman’s actions and called police, who found bloodstained clothes in some bags and the rest of the mutilated body at Jung's house.

Ladies, no more Wives With Knives for you. South Korea says you can't handle it.

Jonah Goldberg is disappointed -- and not just because his sad dick cannot maintain even the rigidity of a cream cheese Slinky left out in the sun.

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I mentioned this earlier this week, but this is a bit more specific: up to 66% of the US may experience power outages as the over-taxed, under-powered US electric grid fails catastrophically. All due to Biden's "green" agenda.

Soon to be a "brown" (out) and "black" (out) agenda.

Soros DA gives "teen" who committed two murders and is suspected in a third to just seven years in prison.

Far-left district attorney Pamela Price gave a California teen linked to three murders just seven years in prison.

Alameda County Sheriff's Office on Friday urged Price to charge Sergio Morales-Jacquez, now 18, as an adult because of his "extensive and violent criminal history in multiple jurisdictions." Price--who was elected in November as an "unapologetic progressive" who promised to "upend" the county's prosecutorial conventions--declined the petition, sending Morales-Jacquez to the Juvenile Justice Center for seven years with the possibility of probation.

At age 17, Morales-Jacquez fatally shot 30-year-old newlywed Rienhart Asuncion after a road-rage altercation. Less than two weeks later, Morales-Jazquez and two other teens opened fire at a party in Oakland, linking him to the killing of two teenage brothers, Angel and Jazy Sotelo Garcia. He is also "a person of interest" in a homicide case authorities are still investigating, the Berkeley Scanner reported.

During her campaign, Price, who took hundreds of thousands of dollars from progressive billionaire George Soros, promised to "stop over-criminalizing our youth."

In NYC, they now have vending machines that distributes, for free, crack pipes and Narcan (a drug used to save people from overdoses).

It sold out overnight.

City officials' new drug-themed vending machine is a huge hit with local addicts -- who wasted no time cleaning it out overnight as they stocked up on its free crack pipes, lip balm and Narcan.

"Yes, I love it," drug user Evelyn Williams told The Post while standing at the "public health" vending machine in Brownsville, Brooklyn, on Tuesday. "They put it in yesterday, and it's empty already.

By 1 p.m., a drug-prevention-program worker was starting to restock the machine with more drug-test strips, Narcan and condoms -- predicting the vending machine could need to be refilled "maybe twice a day, depending on which items go quite quickly.''

"We have a lot of addicts and heroin users over here," Williams said. "They should re-stock it immediately!"

Karine Jean-Pierre blows off Biden's frequent falls. "Things happen," the unqualified idiot notes.

I didn't know about this near-fall:

The president also nearly tripped down stairs at the Itsukushima Shrine in Hiroshima during his visit to Japan in May.

An 80 year old tripping down the stairs is a lifethreatening incident, obviously.

But you know -- shit happens, man.

Former National Review "reporter" Tim Alberta says that the GOP was "manipulated" into distrusting CNN:

"I don't know if anybody at this point is capable of doing what Chris set out to do, which is sort of reimagining the mainstream media's relationship with a GOP base that has been sort of systematically manipulated into not trusting the mainstream media for decades" --@TimAlberta

Even Glenn Greenwald, who's on the left, laughs at National Review's "reporter."


Glenn Greenwald
@ggreenwald

4h
Look at the dripping superiority complex and contempt for the public they have.

You hate and distrust the corporate media not because they've proven themselves to be partisan smear artists and liars. No:

It's because you're dumb and were "manipulated" to distrust them:


Brian Stelter
@brianstelter

4h
"I don't know if anybody at this point is capable of doing what Chris set out to do, which is sort of reimagining the mainstream media's relationship with a GOP base that has been sort of systematically manipulated into not trusting the mainstream media for decades" --@TimAlberta

Glenn Greenwald
@ggreenwald

The corporate media never, ever looks in the mirror and asks what they did to cause the public to harbor contempt and distrust for them.

They think they bear no blame for it.

They believe you hate and distrust them because you're stupid and got conned into disbelieving them.

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National Review's former "reporter" Tim Alberta, everybody.

Anne Applebaum is an accredited "disinformation expert" -- which means only that she is a liar in service of The Regime.

Posted by: Ace at 05:20 PM




Comments

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1 !

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2023 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

2 nd

Posted by: wth at June 09, 2023 05:21 PM (v0R5T)

3 Get your head screwed on right, Canada, or Daddy America is gonna take off his belt.

=====

Uh, they do it to us every year.

Posted by: PNW at June 09, 2023 05:22 PM (DRSnL)

4 @TheBabylonBee 17m
Trump Names Hunter Biden As His Running Mate So DOJ Will Stop Investigating Him https://buff.ly/45URc4E

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2023 05:22 PM (jzzG8)

5 Lol, the smoke is already gone. Let a thousand protests reee.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 05:23 PM (9UlRk)

6 Wonder if Yung Joo Yung has an affinity for guys who fart on the air

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2023 05:24 PM (lX8VI)

7 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2023 05:24 PM (DpXRB)

8 "Detonation plunger thingy" LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 09, 2023 05:24 PM (DRSnL)

9 Soon to be a "brown" (out) and "black" (out) agenda.

That makes America less racist; more black and brown.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:24 PM (ynpvh)

10 If you're still catching the coof, it's a pretty safe assumption that you're Vaxxed and Boost'd.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 05:24 PM (9UlRk)

11 @8: "'Detonation plunger thingy' LOL"

They forgot the Acme brand label.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 09, 2023 05:25 PM (k1Qly)

12 Today has been best day of the week in air quality

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2023 05:25 PM (xhxe8)

13 It sold out overnight.

Well, at least emptied out. I don't believe the city was charging for those supplies.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:26 PM (ynpvh)

14 > I mentioned this earlier this week, but this is a bit more specific: up to 66% of the US may experience power outages as the over-taxed, under-powered US electric grid fails catastrophically. All due to Biden's "green" agenda.

I have a gas powered generator, but I've still been toying with the idea of putting together some used solar cells and a few LiFePO4 batteries as a little extra.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 09, 2023 05:26 PM (V1QHJ)

15 "The White House has suspended its weekly "pride" celebration over concerns about possible health dangers posed by the air."

Ok I'll say it. This from people who practice the most unhealthy behaviors possible.

Maybe forget about the smoke and abstain from doinking each other in the squeaker. How's that for avoiding "health dangers".

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 05:26 PM (63An5)

16
I used to like watching those true crime shows. Mostly because of the high density of idiots in them. It makes you feel better about yourself. Sadly, Lady YD hates them, so I stopped watching them years ago.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2023 05:27 PM (oINRc)

17 Anne Applebaum is an accredited "disinformation expert" -- which means only that she is a liar in service of The Regime.

Remember, Anne Applebaum's husband, a former foreign minister of Poland, tweeted out thanks to the United States after the Nordstream pipelines were bombed.

Not that a former foreign minister of Poland might be privy to plans to blow up the pipelines or anything...

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 05:27 PM (2tUFv)

18 15 "The White House has suspended its weekly "pride" celebration over concerns about possible health dangers posed by the air."

Ok I'll say it. This from people who practice the most unhealthy behaviors possible.

Maybe forget about the smoke and abstain from doinking each other in the squeaker. How's that for avoiding "health dangers".

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 05:26 PM (63An5)

I'm told a band-aid prevents that...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:27 PM (ynpvh)

19 ""The White House has suspended its weekly "pride" celebration over concerns about possible health dangers posed by the air."

Now they can stay home and smoke weed,

Posted by: fd at June 09, 2023 05:27 PM (iayUP)

20 I wonder why only 50 US Senator's received sat phones?
and why do they need them all of a sudden?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:27 PM (to8pj)

21 I killed a tutor in Chosun, just to watch her die.

Posted by: Jung Yoo-jung at June 09, 2023 05:28 PM (AMIL/)

22 I wonder why only 50 US Senator's received sat phones?
and why do they need them all of a sudden?
Posted by: Maj. Healey


Beta test of the full roll-out.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 09, 2023 05:28 PM (jzzG8)

23 An 80 year old tripping down the stairs is a lifethreatening incident, obviously.

Well, he ain't no weeble, cause he always falls down.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:28 PM (ynpvh)

24 ""The White House has suspended its weekly "pride" celebration over concerns about possible health dangers posed by the air."

Now they can stay home and smoke weed,

Posted by: fd at June 09, 2023 05:27 PM

That's not the only thing.

Posted by: huerfano at June 09, 2023 05:28 PM (7zEAH)

25 Jonah, that's what I've been saying about you and your fellow travelers for years.

Posted by: bluebell at June 09, 2023 05:29 PM (pTb/Z)

26 "'Detonation plunger thingy' LOL"

It is so obvious that Russia bombed the dam that Ukraine is refusing to allow an investigation into who bombed the dam.

After all, we all know that Russia did it, so what's the point of investigating it?

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 05:29 PM (2tUFv)

27
My local newsradio station had an Md on today who said staying out all day in the Canadian wildfire spliff fest was the equivalent of smoking 5 to 7 cigarettes. Philly hit 400 on the whatever the fvck scale. NYC was 500. So solid second place.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 05:29 PM (enJYY)

28 >>"The White House has suspended its weekly "pride" celebration

Ran out of free anal lube?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:30 PM (to8pj)

29 What is Canada doing? with fires?

Just trying to act like California does every F'n year?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 09, 2023 05:30 PM (oHd/0)

30 Maybe forget about the smoke and abstain from doinking each other in the squeaker. How's that for avoiding "health dangers".
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 05:26 PM (63An5)


This is crazy talk.

Posted by: Gilead Sciences, makers of Truvada at June 09, 2023 05:30 PM (PiwSw)

31 "I'm told a band-aid prevents that...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:27 PM (ynpvh)"

I mentioned yesterday there was a guy here from Samarra, chain smoking Iraqi cigarettes. He wasn't sure what all the nonsense was about a little smoke in the air. It was like a real life meme.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 05:30 PM (63An5)

32 >. ""The White House has suspended its weekly "pride" celebration over concerns about possible health dangers posed by the air."


what about that thing where they shine queer-colored lights on the White House to make it look gay?

Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at June 09, 2023 05:30 PM (geLO8)

33
They should put one of those machines in my town. There's very little by way of a drug problem here. But people could go there and make a purchase, and then a chute could open up and dump them in the back of a truck bound for Manhattan.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2023 05:30 PM (oINRc)

34 You're too stupid to appreciate our awesomeness.
- MSM

Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 05:31 PM (OalnH)

35 So from that Axios graph, 1 in 6 people still believe in newspapers, and 1 in 9 still believe in TV news.

1) How are those numbers that high?

B) Why are they that different? Who sees B.S. on TV and doubts it, then reads the same B.S. on a bird-cage liner and believes it?

Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2023 05:31 PM (DgGvY)

36 Willowed but the “outrage” over Mindy Kaling pairing the Indian with a white guy wasn’t so much that he was white. It was that he was not a very DESIRABLE white guy. The derogatory comments kept referring to the pairing as between some awesome slay queen POC and a “mid” (mediocre) white guy. Had the guy been studly and desirable I doubt it would have caused a problem. As I’ve been screaming from the rooftops, the majority of all this female screeching about MeToo and harassment and how bad men are really boils down to the women being pissed off that highly desirable men aren’t doing these things to them.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 09, 2023 05:31 PM (Yoz4I)

37 #fella and Zoe joining Jake's show. Heavy hitters all day long.

Posted by: micky at June 09, 2023 05:31 PM (3byMq)

38
up to 66% of the US may experience power outages as the over-taxed, under-powered US electric grid fails catastrophically. All due to Biden's "green" agenda.

They said something like that last summer and were wrong. I sure hope they're wrong again.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2023 05:32 PM (63Dwl)

39
In NYC, they now have vending machines that distributes, for free, crack pipes and Narcan (a drug used to save people from overdoses).

It sold out overnight.


You mean it "gave" out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2023 05:32 PM (63Dwl)

40 Why does Russia keep blowing up its own stuff?

not a good long-term strategy

Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at June 09, 2023 05:32 PM (geLO8)

41 >>Ladies, no more Wives With Knives for you.

Bravo. I knew I would not be disappointed with that link.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 09, 2023 05:33 PM (uq/11)

42 This cute blonde thinks she could show Joe Biden how to walk up stairs...

https://tinyurl.com/3kr6bx3r

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 09, 2023 05:34 PM (QZTwm)

43 In NYC, they now have vending machines that distributes, for free, crack pipes and Narcan (a drug used to save people from overdoses).
---
Sometimes truth is stranger than a Babylon Bee article.

Reminds me of an early episode of Futurama where a bum is trying to get a vial of crack out of a vending machine and the machine malfunctions, leaving the crack pipe hanging.

"Don't hold out on me, man!" wails the bum as he sags in despair against the machine...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 09, 2023 05:34 PM (BpYfr)

44 22 I wonder why only 50 US Senator's received sat phones?
and why do they need them all of a sudden?
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Beta test of the full roll-out.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


I wonder if they're shoe phones?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:34 PM (to8pj)

45 Wait until they find out about the other health dangers at play here!

That's what PRep is for, Ace! Don't you see all the commercials for it? "There's thing we all can do to prevent the spread of HIV...."

Yeah, my way of preventing it won't be to your liking, pervs.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 09, 2023 05:34 PM (Angsy)

46 Joe Biden - The 10% Fall Guy

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2023 05:34 PM (NtVYv)

47 Sat phones went to the GOPe for security.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 09, 2023 05:34 PM (Eeb9P)

48 Anne Applebaum did a WaPo column many years ago defending Roman Polanski. She has a thing for Polacks apparently.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2023 05:35 PM (xPl2J)

49 I watch a shitload of crime shows. Never had desire to commit a crime.

Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 05:35 PM (MNhXM)

50
What is Canada doing? with fires?

Just trying to act like California does every F'n year?
Posted by: Romeo13


They transitioned from their winter hazardous behavior -- running with scissors -- to its summer replacement -- playing outdoors with matches

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 09, 2023 05:35 PM (pNxlR)

51 I joke with my wife that she watches all those true crimes/true murder shows as training to off me. She replies yes a lot. I remind her that none of the perps got away with it. She counters that at her age, life in prison doesn't seems to be quite the deterrent is was when she was 29 for real.

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2023 05:35 PM (gmo/4)

52 Goldberg looked through his window toward the Babylon Bee, and saw nothing but sadness and disappointment.

He did not realize he was looking in a mirror.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 09, 2023 05:35 PM (uq/11)

53 Why does Russia keep blowing up its own stuff?

not a good long-term strategy
Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at June 09, 2023 05:32 PM (geLO


It is their scorched earth policy as the Russian forces are being inexorably driven backwards by the overwhelming armor superiority of the Ukrainian army.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2023 05:35 PM (xhaym)

54 . . . Stupid sarcasm font fail . . .

Posted by: kindltot at June 09, 2023 05:35 PM (xhaym)

55 Canada stopped doing controlled burns because... Global Warming!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at June 09, 2023 05:36 PM (IpWuW)

56 >>47 Sat phones went to the GOPe for security.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC

Shoe phones for shitheels.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:36 PM (to8pj)

57 Ankle monitors were too obvious.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 09, 2023 05:37 PM (Eeb9P)

58 Wives with knives remind me of the time I got stabbed in the chest with a fork. Well, it wasn't my wife, but it's a long story.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 05:37 PM (63An5)

59 27
My local newsradio station had an Md on today who said staying out all day in the Canadian wildfire spliff fest was the equivalent of smoking 5 to 7 cigarettes. Philly hit 400 on the whatever the fvck scale. NYC was 500. So solid second place.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 05:29 PM (enJYY)

I doubt those numbers; I bet there's hardly ANY nicotine in that smoke.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:37 PM (ynpvh)

60 We are quickly nearing unspeakable things.

Posted by: Internalize this quickly at June 09, 2023 05:37 PM (RXPVA)

61 40 Why does Russia keep blowing up its own stuff?

___

Oh you know that silly old Putin? He just loves to blow shit up. It's science!

Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 05:38 PM (OalnH)

62 it is the tar that is most damaging.

Posted by: kindltot at June 09, 2023 05:38 PM (xhaym)

63
Wives with knives remind me of the time I got stabbed in the chest with a fork. Well, it wasn't my wife, but it's a long story.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 05:37 PM (63An5)

My girlfriend in HS stabbed one of my brothers with a meat fork. Right in the gut. For no reason. No real reason, anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2023 05:38 PM (oINRc)

64
Why does Russia keep blowing up its own stuff?

not a good long-term strategy

Posted by: DB - rolling like a juggernaut at June 09, 2023 05:32 PM


Yeah, could be, not sure. But I travel a couple times a week to a State Park near me where every day the Park Rangers go into the 'control structure' for the earthen dam and record measurements and make adjustments to the water level. I'm kinda suspecting Putin has no time for such nonsense when he's trying to detect the scent of polonium in his daily cup of tea.

My vote? Neglect.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 05:38 PM (enJYY)

65 Last February, a destroyed Russian tank was shipped from Ukraine to Berlin, and parked outside the Russian embassy.

Apparently the Russians have captured some of the handful of German Leopard tanks that have been destroyed in the Ukraine counteroffensive over the last couple of days.

I bet I know what is soon going to be parked outside the German embassy in Moscow.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 05:38 PM (2tUFv)

66 How is a opiate addict who ODs going to inject themselves with the Narcan they got from the NYC vending machine?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 05:38 PM (ssESX)

67 OT, but I wanted to thank all of you, my friends, for your prayers for my sister and my family. God Bless you all.


Now I'm off to pray a rosary for the same.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at June 09, 2023 05:38 PM (O2Rtm)

68 What is Canada doing? with fires?


They're upset no Canadian based teams are in the Cup Final. They burn up their own stuff. Learned it from BLM.

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2023 05:38 PM (gmo/4)

69 Maple Syrup Futures are UP!

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (1SYO0)

70 up to 66% of the US may experience power outages as the over-taxed, under-powered US electric grid fails catastrophically. All due to Biden's "green" agenda.
-----
All this Canadian smoke in the air will result in a global cooling effect. Average summer temperatures will be lower, thus less need to run A/C, therefore saving energy.

Problem solved!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (BpYfr)

71 35 So from that Axios graph, 1 in 6 people still believe in newspapers, and 1 in 9 still believe in TV news.

1) How are those numbers that high?

B) Why are they that different? Who sees B.S. on TV and doubts it, then reads the same B.S. on a bird-cage liner and believes it?

Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2023 05:31 PM (DgGvY)

(former) SIL who said something had to be true because it was written in a book, so my brother grabbed a pencil and asked for a book so what he wrote would also be true.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (ynpvh)

72 My guess Canada is trying to do California

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (xhxe8)

73 What is Canada doing? with fires?

_________________
Burn baby burn
Disco inferno

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (NtVYv)

74 >>My girlfriend in HS stabbed one of my brothers with a meat fork. Right in the gut. For no reason. No real reason, anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Was she a redhead?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (to8pj)

75 Because left cult wants him gone, anybody else wondering if Biden will also get charged for classified documents and that is how the deep state will assert itself as the real power in control?

Couldn't happen to a more deserving scumbag or country.

Posted by: Shiggz at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (0SrVS)

76 I don't trust air I can't see.

Posted by: Capt Ramsey at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (5FPX4)

77 51 I joke with my wife that she watches all those true crimes/true murder shows as training to off me.

__

Heh. I keep telling my wife, you know when the husband dies mysteriously the wife is ALWAYS the #1 suspect. Just keep that in mind.

Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (OalnH)

78 Fire is just another season in California

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 09, 2023 05:40 PM (NtVYv)

79 Maybe Canada decided the entire country needed assisted suicide.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2023 05:40 PM (xPl2J)

80 The Soros DAs are getting blacks and Hispanics killed at an epic rate. The Price woman basically gave a Hispanic guy a break for killing two Hispanics. Foxx in Chicago , Gardner in St Louis (gone) , Krasner in Philadelphia etc are the biggest racists of all. The Soros da in my county is not running again and I'm told he's drunk by noon because of the stress. His assistant who's running is in the middle of screwing up a second murder trial involving a black victim. And yet Dems are still Dems

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 09, 2023 05:40 PM (OhpJy)

81 @68
You're kidding right?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 05:40 PM (ssESX)

82 I watch a shitload of crime shows. Never had desire to commit a crime.
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 05:35 PM (MNhXM)
*******
Same.
I always think were they actually thinking they could get away with that?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 09, 2023 05:40 PM (NpAcC)

83 56 >>47 Sat phones went to the GOPe for security.
Posted by: Jamaica NYC

Shoe phones for shitheels.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:36 PM (to8pj)

Hey!

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at June 09, 2023 05:40 PM (/xaUq)

84 I saw Wives with Knives open for Metallica in Cincinnati circa 1998.

Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 05:40 PM (OalnH)

85 Previous comment meant for @64. oh well

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 05:41 PM (ssESX)

86 Yes. Erf humor.

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2023 05:41 PM (gmo/4)

87 74 >>My girlfriend in HS stabbed one of my brothers with a meat fork. Right in the gut. For no reason. No real reason, anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Was she a redhead?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (to8pj)

*perks up*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2023 05:41 PM (/xaUq)

88 72 My guess Canada is trying to do California

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (xhxe

I hope it comes down with Monkey Pox.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:42 PM (ynpvh)

89 Jonah Goldberg is disappointed -- and not just because his sad dick cannot maintain even the rigidity of a cream cheese Slinky left out in the sun.
Posted by: Ace at 05:20 PM
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Bravo. That sentence....hahahaha

Posted by: scampydog at June 09, 2023 05:42 PM (2bFN5)

90 66 How is a opiate addict who ODs going to inject themselves with the Narcan they got from the NYC vending machine?
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Oh ya got tah have frie-e-e-e---e-e-nds...

Posted by: Bette Midler at June 09, 2023 05:42 PM (sWM8x)

91 It is their scorched earth policy as the Russian forces are being inexorably driven backwards by the overwhelming armor superiority of the Ukrainian army.

One theory that I saw on why the Russians blew up the dam, thereby cutting off the main water supply for Crimea, is that the Russians have already resigned themselves to the loss of Crimea, and were therefore pursuing scorched earth tactics.

After all, given the lighting Ukrainian blitzkrieg, they'll be in Sevastopol in a couple of days.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 05:42 PM (2tUFv)

92 Goucher College grad Jonah never disappoints.

Posted by: Montec at June 09, 2023 05:42 PM (OalnH)

93 Wives with knives remind me of the time I got stabbed in the chest with a fork. Well, it wasn't my wife, but it's a long story.
Posted by: Marcus T


Could have been a spoon. That would have hurt more.

Posted by: the Sheriff of Nottingham at June 09, 2023 05:43 PM (DgGvY)

94 In NYC, they now have vending machines that distributes, for free, crack pipes and Narcan (a drug used to save people from overdoses). It sold out overnight.

It was actually depleted. To get an item from the vending machine one had to enter a zip code (actually any 5 digit string) and then the item number. USA! USA! USA!

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 05:43 PM (a175k)

95 87 74 >>My girlfriend in HS stabbed one of my brothers with a meat fork. Right in the gut. For no reason. No real reason, anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Was she a redhead?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (to8pj)
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Reminds me of a little blonde schizo I had the misfortune of once knowing...

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 05:43 PM (ssESX)

96 Could have been a spoon. That would have hurt more.
Posted by: the Sheriff of Nottingham at June 09, 2023 05:43 PM (DgGvY)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2023 05:44 PM (/xaUq)

97 "My girlfriend in HS stabbed one of my brothers with a meat fork. Right in the gut. For no reason. No real reason, anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 09, 2023 05:38 PM (oINRc)"

Three pronged spaghetti fork.

We should compare scars.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 05:44 PM (63An5)

98 My vote? Neglect.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

Speaking with no knowledge,....
Most Soviet stuff was designed for no maintenance, so I have doubts.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 09, 2023 05:44 PM (uq/11)

99 Tucker Carlson supported the ‘ no objective evidence against Dominion ‘ position you lying dumb bitch.

Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 05:44 PM (MNhXM)

100 95 87 74 >>My girlfriend in HS stabbed one of my brothers with a meat fork. Right in the gut. For no reason. No real reason, anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Was she a redhead?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (to8pj)
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Reminds me of a little blonde schizo I had the misfortune of once knowing...

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 05:43 PM (ssESX)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXBHCQYxwr0

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:44 PM (ynpvh)

101
The only vending machine I trust dispenses night crawlers.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 05:44 PM (enJYY)

102 'And they swam and the swam all over the dam.....'

Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2023 05:45 PM (z3WCn)

103
Why does Russia keep blowing up its own stuff?

They buy all their stuff from ACME.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 09, 2023 05:45 PM (63Dwl)

104 I watch a shitload of crime shows. Never had desire to commit a crime.
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 05:35 PM (MNhXM)
*******
Same.
I always think were they actually thinking they could get away with that?
Posted by: redridinghood at June 09, 2023 05:40 PM (NpAcC)

I think only a little over 40% of murders are ever solved so...maybe!

Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2023 05:45 PM (DpXRB)

105 Jonah Goldberg? Isn't he the guy who plagiarized off Ace several years ago? Is he still tweeting? Dude should get a job.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 09, 2023 05:45 PM (1u/pU)

106 Over/under on addict's over dosing on free Narcan?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:45 PM (to8pj)

107 And here I was thinking that getting stabbed with a fork by a woman for no good reason was a rarity. Huh, I'm in good company here.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 05:46 PM (63An5)

108 CNN Tapper "Romney is a wise man and a conservative"

Posted by: micky at June 09, 2023 05:46 PM (3byMq)

109 80 The Soros DAs are getting blacks and Hispanics killed at an epic rate. The Price woman basically gave a Hispanic guy a break for killing two Hispanics. Foxx in Chicago , Gardner in St Louis (gone) , Krasner in Philadelphia etc are the biggest racists of all. The Soros da in my county is not running again and I'm told he's drunk by noon because of the stress. His assistant who's running is in the middle of screwing up a second murder trial involving a black victim. And yet Dems are still Dems
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 09, 2023 05:40 PM (OhpJy)

Some GOP-friendly group (you know the RNC won't deign to do this) should pay for billboards in some of these Dem stronghold cities that say:

Had enough yet? You voted for this. Vote GOP

Don't tie it to a specific candidate, but just start shaming these voters into doing something different. For a change.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 09, 2023 05:46 PM (/iWhV)

110 Oh, weird. I'm stopped across from a sex shop.

Anyone need freaky deaky lingerie?

Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2023 05:48 PM (DpXRB)

111 What I have been doing lately on those crime shows is watch the first ten minutes, get impatient and look up the case on the intertubes.

Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 05:48 PM (MNhXM)

112 I mentioned this earlier this week, but this is a bit more specific: up to 66% of the US may experience power outages as the over-taxed, under-powered US electric grid fails catastrophically. All due to Biden's "green" agenda.

--

Some other moron mentioned it earlier today, but apparently Canada's solar generation was cut in half because of some mysterious event.

It's fine, though. We can switch and power 300M electric vehicles.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 05:48 PM (3MRGz)

113 Over/under on addict's over dosing on free Narcan?

Narcan doesn't get you high.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 05:48 PM (2tUFv)

114 @100 lol
Yeah a little bit crazy.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 05:48 PM (ssESX)

115 >>>CNN Tapper "Romney is a wise man and a conservative"

lol

Posted by: ace at June 09, 2023 05:48 PM (KRtlO)

116 I think that the people who research online who to kill people and dispose of the body are stupid. It didn't occur to these people-usually the spouse of the person murdered- that their search history might be investigated?!!. D'oh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2023 05:49 PM (Keyt1)

117 Over/under on addict's over dosing on free Narcan?
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Narcan doesn't get you high.

--

Heard a local sheriff discussing this recently.

The high the addicts are going for is the one that kills you but allows you to be brought back with a Narcan injection. It's the closest thing to the first high on meth or whatever that they can achieve.

They are trying to remove the problem, and we won't allow it.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 05:49 PM (3MRGz)

118 Local NYC news becomes national news when the whinny news anchors are inconvenienced hence the wall to wall coverage about Canada's wildfire smoke making their clothes smell like a campfire. Something I going to bet is the first time they experienced the smell.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 05:49 PM (a175k)

119 >My girlfriend in HS stabbed one of my brothers with a meat fork. Right in the gut. For no reason. No real reason, anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Was she a redhead?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:39 PM (to8pj)
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Reminds me of a little blonde schizo I had the misfortune of once knowing...
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 05:43 PM (ssESX)

There's a lesson to be learned but damned if I can think of it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 09, 2023 05:50 PM (BdMk6)

120
And here I was thinking that getting stabbed with a fork by a woman for no good reason was a rarity. Huh, I'm in good company here.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 05:46 PM

I think my all-time favorite Playboy cartoon was a guy sitting across the table from a young woman in a restaurant. He has a fork lodged in his nose, while she has no fork at her setting. She says, "You're a tough guy Vinnie, I like that."

Weird how strange stuff hits the funnybone.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 05:50 PM (enJYY)

121 She counters that at her age, life in prison doesn't seems to be quite the deterrent is was when she was 29 for real.

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2023 05:35 PM (gmo/4)


If she makes you any almond cookies, don't eat them.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 09, 2023 05:50 PM (PiwSw)

122 110 Oh, weird. I'm stopped across from a sex shop.
Anyone need freaky deaky lingerie?
Posted by: Robert

As it happens, I need a new dildo. This one I picked up at the bagel shop is not really working out.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 09, 2023 05:50 PM (uq/11)

123 Garth Brooks DEFENDS serving Bud Light in new bar, suggests those boycotting are 'a**holes'


I think Brokeback Brooks has bent over a few queers steers in the past.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:50 PM (to8pj)

124
No way I hit underline.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 05:51 PM (enJYY)

125 Mittens is a Deep State through and through

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2023 05:51 PM (xhxe8)

126 What was Garth Brooks' alter ego's name?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 05:51 PM (ssESX)

127 The grid failures, as we know it today, are *not* the direct fault of the Biden mal-administration.

Nope. Lay that blame where it belongs, right at the feet of the Obama mal-administration.

I personally witnessed crews dismantle two local "minor" coal fired plants, and one MAJOR regional plant, all during his reign. This was HIS EPA's mandate, and they tried to kill every coal plant they could during his Eight Year tError.

Now, repeat this state to state and coast to coast. Hundreds such plants were dismantled, shipped in pieces to China, where they generate proudly to this very day.

Not sayin' Biden is any better, but The Damage was done by decree of the Jug Eared Fuck, and that's a fact.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 09, 2023 05:51 PM (e6UQI)

128 Darrel Harris @ 109-
I see signs like that in ETEX,
'JOBS, NOT MOBS'

Posted by: Eromero at June 09, 2023 05:51 PM (z3WCn)

129 Breaking from Wives With Knives for just a moment, I stumbled upon Norm MacDonald turning his firing from SNL into a comedy bit..

https://tinyurl.com/3dkk3m68

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 09, 2023 05:52 PM (1u/pU)

130 My girlfriend in HS stabbed one of my brothers with a meat fork. Right in the gut. For no reason. No real reason, anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Sister stabbed other sister with a fork. In the hand. At the dinner table. Over a piece of fried chicken.

Posted by: scampydog at June 09, 2023 05:52 PM (2bFN5)

131 Garth Brooks DEFENDS serving Bud Light in new bar, suggests those boycotting are 'a**holes'

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Ah, it's not that he chose to cash their check knowing what they stand for. It's that people disagree with his enthusiasm for sucking c*ck.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 05:52 PM (3MRGz)

132 Had enough yet? You voted for this. Vote GOP

Don't tie it to a specific candidate, but just start shaming these voters into doing something different. For a change.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 09, 2023 05:46 PM (/iWhV)

Insulting or accusing people doesn't work. Might be better to say "Your neighbor is voting for this. Vote GOP and cancel it out"

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2023 05:52 PM (lX8VI)

133 124
No way I hit underline.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 05:51 PM (enJYY)

Well, weird things happen when you divide by zero...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:52 PM (ynpvh)

134 Our tiny town has a "Narcan vending machine" at the PD. It's emptied every week. 25 x 2 doses.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 09, 2023 05:53 PM (Q4IgG)

135 I am so over Investigate Discovery. I get my crime fix by watching YouTube videos of police attempting to get psychos to confess their depravity. Why watch actors when you can have the real deal.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 05:53 PM (a175k)

136 The murder clearance rate used to be in the high 60s in the 80s and 90s . As high as 705 some years. It’s down to 50% over past decade.

Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 05:54 PM (MNhXM)

137 127 The grid failures, as we know it today, are *not* the direct fault of the Biden mal-administration.

Nope. Lay that blame where it belongs, right at the feet of the Obama mal-administration.

I personally witnessed crews dismantle two local "minor" coal fired plants, and one MAJOR regional plant, all during his reign. This was HIS EPA's mandate, and they tried to kill every coal plant they could during his Eight Year tError.

Now, repeat this state to state and coast to coast. Hundreds such plants were dismantled, shipped in pieces to China, where they generate proudly to this very day.

Not sayin' Biden is any better, but The Damage was done by decree of the Jug Eared Fuck, and that's a fact.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 09, 2023 05:51 PM (e6UQI)

Don't forget the nuke plants put on indefinite hiatus, like the San Onofre plant here in So Cal.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:54 PM (ynpvh)

138 CNN Tapper "Romney is a wise man and a conservative"

lol

Posted by: ace at June 09, 2023 05:48 PM (KRtlO)

When a single lie is no longer enough to get you that same high

Posted by: ... at June 09, 2023 05:54 PM (lX8VI)

139 OT: whatever happened to "Oxygen Bars?" I assume they went the way of Milk Bars.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 05:54 PM (ssESX)

140 130 My girlfriend in HS stabbed one of my brothers with a meat fork. Right in the gut. For no reason. No real reason, anyway.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Sister stabbed other sister with a fork. In the hand. At the dinner table. Over a piece of fried chicken.

Posted by: scampydog at June 09, 2023 05:52 PM (2bFN5)

Well, at least she had a reason if it was the last piece and the chicken was good...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:55 PM (ynpvh)

141 Not sayin' Biden is any better, but The Damage was done by decree of the Jug Eared Fuck, and that's a fact.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 09, 2023 05:51 PM (e6UQI)
================
Not to forget the perfectly good nuclear plants closed. Ohio lost two plants on Lake Erie that operated for 50 years with perfect safety records, when they could have been kept open, or replaced. Now, everyone just sits around hoping Quebec Hydro can keep up with demand.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 09, 2023 05:55 PM (1u/pU)

142 Has John Rich responded to Garth Brooks calling him an asshole?

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2023 05:55 PM (xPl2J)

143 "CNN Tapper "Romney is a wise man and a conservative" "

Also Jake Tapper, Jack the Ripper simply "misunderstood"

Posted by: Marcus T at June 09, 2023 05:55 PM (63An5)

144 I thought Mittens was *severely* conservative. Was he demoted?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 09, 2023 05:56 PM (llON8)

145 Funny, I remember in the 60s, reading about how dishonest the liberal media were - in National Review.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 09, 2023 05:56 PM (brAQZ)

146 #137
#141

Horde Mind.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:56 PM (ynpvh)

147 Garth Brooks has always been a liberal . I never understood his admittedly huge success. He did have one of my mom’s favorite songs, The Dance.

Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 05:56 PM (MNhXM)

148 Sister stabbed other sister with a fork. In the hand. At the dinner table. Over a piece of fried chicken.
Posted by: scampydog at June 09, 2023 05:52 PM (2bFN5)

That must've been some good fried chicken.

Posted by: Robert at June 09, 2023 05:56 PM (DpXRB)

149
Wife's aunt said, "I know the media is telling the truth because all the places I check say the same thing."

Control the media you get some of these votes for free. Price we pay for decades of thinking media and government were icky jobs and not real work.

Posted by: Shiggz at June 09, 2023 05:57 PM (0SrVS)

150 144 I thought Mittens was *severely* conservative. Was he demoted?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 09, 2023 05:56 PM (llON

Well, he now willingly and exuberantly sucks DEM cock, so yes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 05:57 PM (ynpvh)

151 Funny, I remember in the 60s, reading about how dishonest the liberal media were - in National Review.

That was before Google bought National Review.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 05:57 PM (2tUFv)

152 >>144 I thought Mittens was *severely* conservative. Was he demoted?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Somewhat. His worthless son is deeply involved in the Burisma corruption. I can't wait for that info to come out.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:58 PM (to8pj)

153 Had enough yet? You voted for this. Vote GOP

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NBC sums it up pretty well for everyone today:

"But Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., and Minority Whip John Thune, R-S.D., and other members of the Senate Republican leadership team remained noticeably silent."

https://tinyurl.com/28r3yjc4

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 05:58 PM (3MRGz)

154 am so over Investigate Discovery. I get my crime fix by watching YouTube videos of police attempting to get psychos to confess their depravity. Why watch actors when you can have the real deal.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 05:53 PM (a175k)

They have programs dedicated to interrogations. The First 48 includes it as a big part of their show.

Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 05:59 PM (MNhXM)

155 Mollie Hemingway left Romney lying in a twitter ditch trying to put his guts back in with both hands. She nailed the rest of the Senate GOPe in a drive-by slam too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 09, 2023 05:59 PM (1u/pU)

156 I met a dude in a very obscure place. Middlegate NV.
He was all fucked up. Had been bitten by three Rattle snakes. Face caved in at the sinus.
We drank and talked. He spun a yarn beyond anything I could comprehend. Married a girl in the late 60's. Tried the nuclear thing for a while and part of that was getting credit so they ordered a set of dishes and a set of Gin-su knives, bought a house and a car. Smuggled pot on the side from Mexico (the rattlesnake story) for extra cash.
"I should have been more worried about those knives. She stabbed me in the back until she thought I was dead."
Shown me the scars. My jaw drops.
Had to be 20 of them. She suicided he was in the hospital for a year.

"I still love her even though she tried kill me." As he tears up.

He died a few years ago.

Posted by: Reforger at June 09, 2023 05:59 PM (B705c)

157 >>Garth Brooks has always been a liberal .

Figures. I don't listen to any of the disco country shit.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:59 PM (to8pj)

158 My sister bit me in the stomach till I bled, (We were in our twenties at the time). J/K. It was in the back seat on a long trip to a vacation spot; She was about 10 and I was 6.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 09, 2023 05:59 PM (Keyt1)

159 Clearly the SS is derelict in not having a gait belt on Biden with a designated handler in charge of that with the rest of them watching for outside threats to the POTUS.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 09, 2023 06:00 PM (3cGpq)

160 Wife's aunt said, "I know the media is telling the truth because all the places I check say the same thing."

Control the media you get some of these votes for free. Price we pay for decades of thinking media and government were icky jobs and not real work.

Posted by: Shiggz

--

I want to say something like nine (9) people control all major news sources.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 06:00 PM (3MRGz)

161 Price--who was elected in November as an "unapologetic progressive"
_______________

"progressive" = "communist"

I found the conclusion of "Man's Fate" to be inspiring.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:00 PM (YqDXo)

162 @147

>>Garth Brooks has always been a liberal.

Garth Brooks is the Nickleback of Limp Biscuits.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2023 06:00 PM (up/3i)

163 154 am so over Investigate Discovery. I get my crime fix by watching YouTube videos of police attempting to get psychos to confess their depravity. Why watch actors when you can have the real deal.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 05:53 PM (a175k)

They have programs dedicated to interrogations. The First 48 includes it as a big part of their show.

Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 05:59 PM (MNhXM)

Remember watching one of those shows (maybe Forensic Files), where they had a graphic of the bullet going through a wall and hitting the victim. The bullet still had its casing...what, perp used a slingshot?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:00 PM (ynpvh)

164 "But Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., and Minority Whip John Thune, R-S.D., and other members of the Senate Republican leadership team remained noticeably silent."

They think that if Trump is sidelined, that all the good little Republicans will fall in line behind their leadership.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 06:00 PM (2tUFv)

165
The only issue my local nuke plant ever had was 'operators asleep' during their shift. Somehow that didn't bother me in the least.

If it's that safe, that's why they're asleep.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 06:01 PM (enJYY)

166 I am so over Investigate Discovery. I get my crime fix by watching YouTube videos of police attempting to get psychos to confess their depravity. Why watch actors when you can have the real deal.
Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 05:53 PM (a175k)

They have programs dedicated to interrogations. The First 48 includes it as a big part of their show.
Posted by: polynikes

Oh yeah! I forgot about the First 48 - Love it - every episode gets DVR'd.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 06:01 PM (a175k)

167 Garth Brooks was no Billy Ray Cyrus

Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2023 06:01 PM (1SYO0)

168 Errorick Errorickson could not contain his glee today. I hope he chokes on it.

Posted by: fd at June 09, 2023 06:02 PM (iayUP)

169 The White House has suspended its weekly "pride" celebration over concerns about possible health dangers posed by the air.
_____________

As if a bit of smoky air is the biggest health risk faced by these perverts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:02 PM (YqDXo)

170 Garth Brooks has always been a liberal . I never understood his admittedly huge success. He did have one of my mom’s favorite songs, The Dance.
Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 05:56 PM (MNhXM)

I know numerous people in Yukon, OK that knew him when he lived there and all of them say he was an asshole.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 09, 2023 06:02 PM (BdMk6)

171 My sister once stabbed my grandpa in the hand with a serving fork. But it was Thanksgiving and they were both lunging at the same piece of turkey. It was kinda funny. No blood was spilt.

And grandpa got the piece of turkey.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:02 PM (9UlRk)

172 I mentioned this earlier this week, but this is a bit more specific: up to 66% of the US may experience power outages as the over-taxed, under-powered US electric grid fails catastrophically. All due to Biden's "green" agenda.

-------

Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 06:03 PM (d4PsN)

173 I wonder whatever happened to the chick who carried her mattress everywhere at Columbia a few years back, by way of protesting the male gaze or something. She might be a candidate for sticking a fork in someone.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 09, 2023 06:03 PM (1u/pU)

174 Get your head screwed on right, Canada, or Daddy America is gonna take off his belt.

Ummm...uh, not sure how I should take this.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at June 09, 2023 06:03 PM (7xlk2)

175 They think that if Trump is sidelined, that all the good little Republicans will fall in line behind their leadership.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 06:00 PM (2tUFv)
_____________

But if he isn't, and gets re-elected, he's going to do his Sulla impression. We can only hope.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:03 PM (YqDXo)

176 Garth Brooks was no Billy Ray Cyrus
Posted by: garrett at June 09, 2023 06:01 PM (1SYO0)

Yeah. What kind of asshole lets his daughter be a whore in private?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:03 PM (9UlRk)

177 126 What was Garth Brooks' alter ego's name?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO



Dylan Mulvaney

Posted by: Puddleglum golfin' in Pennsyltucky at June 09, 2023 06:03 PM (LUyqH)

178 Garth Brooks has always been a liberal .

Figures. I don't listen to any of the disco country shit.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 05:59 PM (to8pj)

He was more in the George Strait style when he was big but I thought it was a weak imitation. I was in the minority.

Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 06:04 PM (MNhXM)

179 @168

>>Errorick Errorickson could not contain his glee today. I hope he chokes on it.


Well, the preceidnet has been set, a President can be indicted for nebulous and arbitrary reasons.

Game on motherf**kers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2023 06:04 PM (up/3i)

180 Re: 174

She became a stripper. Not kidding.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 09, 2023 06:04 PM (9yUzE)

181 The fires are a part of Unrestricted Warfare. Not all fires tho.

Posted by: Eagle Lips at June 09, 2023 06:04 PM (313+e)

182
They think that if Trump is sidelined, that all the good little Republicans will fall in line behind their leadership.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts

I'm right behind their lamp post.

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 09, 2023 06:04 PM (3CCua)

183 I wonder whatever happened to the chick who carried her mattress everywhere at Columbia a few years back, by way of protesting the male gaze or something. She might be a candidate for sticking a fork in someone.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 09, 2023 06:03 PM (1u/pU)
_____________

The daughter of two shrinks, IIRC. The chance that she would be sane? 0.00%

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

184 174 Get your head screwed on right, Canada, or Daddy America is gonna take off his belt.

Ummm...uh, not sure how I should take this.

Posted by: Lurking Canuck at June 09, 2023 06:03 PM (7xlk2)

Well, it IS Pride Month...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:04 PM (ynpvh)

185 But if he isn't, and gets re-elected, he's going to do his Sulla impression. We can only hope.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:03 PM (YqDXo)

Nobody thinks of the bloody street violence between the Sulla partisans and the Marius partisans.

Waraiotoko thinks of it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:05 PM (9UlRk)

186 >>173 I wonder whatever happened to the chick who carried her mattress everywhere at Columbia a few years back, by way of protesting the male gaze or something. She might be a candidate for sticking a fork in someone.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


I used a 12ga - Amy Bishop

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:05 PM (to8pj)

187 Billy Ray Cyrus made some good music. Achy Breaky Heart made him money but ruined his career.

Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 06:05 PM (MNhXM)

188
Game on motherf**kers.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

The Washington Generals aren't gonna do shit.

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 09, 2023 06:05 PM (3CCua)

189 I wonder whatever happened to the chick who carried her mattress everywhere at Columbia a few years back, by way of protesting the male gaze or something. She might be a candidate for sticking a fork in someone.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 09, 2023 06:03 PM (1u/pU)

I think I remember reading something about her getting redpilled.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 09, 2023 06:05 PM (xPl2J)

190 180 Re: 174

She became a stripper. Not kidding.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 09, 2023 06:04 PM (9yUzE)
____________

I assume you meant 173. In which case, good God; as I recall, she was reasonably beastly. As well as nuts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:06 PM (YqDXo)

191 And I have to admit I like a lot of Billy Ray’s whore daughter’s songs.

Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 06:06 PM (MNhXM)

192 I've seen recent video of what they call "load-shedding: meaning there is no place in South Africa that has had continuous power every day thus year. Except government quarters.

You sign on to the government power monopoly app and it tells you your area will have power 9-11 am, 2-4 pm, 8-10 pm. So plan accordingly peons.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 09, 2023 06:06 PM (RIvkX)

193 Biden Administration Announces Additional Security Assistance for Ukraine, June 9, 2022. Today, the DOD announced a new security assistance package, underscoring the unwavering U.S. Support for Ukraine. This package, which total up to $2.1 billion and includes critical air defense and ammunition capabilities, is being provided under the Ukraine Security Assistance Initiative (USA).

Money to burn, baby.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Jade, too. at June 09, 2023 06:06 PM (GshMh)

194 I 16oz lager and I lost motivation

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2023 06:07 PM (xhxe8)

195 I used a 12ga - Amy Bishop
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:05 PM (to8pj)
______________

That's DOCTOR Amy Bishop to you!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:07 PM (YqDXo)

196 Emma Sulkowicz

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:07 PM (ynpvh)

197 The only issue my local nuke plant ever had was 'operators asleep' during their shift. Somehow that didn't bother me in the least.

All of them? There are legal requirements on the minimum level of staffing in a reactor control room. Utilities therefore double-staff the control room, so if someone gets unexpectedly sick or something, you don't have to shut the reactor down.

Probably makes for a dull shift when you usually have double the staffing required to run the thing.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 09, 2023 06:07 PM (2tUFv)

198 @188

>>The Washington Generals aren't gonna do shit.

Well, let's see what a DarthSantis justice department gets up to.

I mean, he did say he was going to do something about this two tier justice system, the only thing to do is bag a couple of theirs.

Anything less is masturbation.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 09, 2023 06:07 PM (up/3i)

199 In NYC, they now have vending machines that distributes, for free, crack pipes and Narcan (a drug used to save people from overdoses).

--------

A couple days ago when the wifey first saw that headline she thought it said "voting machines."

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 06:07 PM (d4PsN)

200 Sorry, not stripper "Erotic Bondage Performance Artist'

https://is.gd/vssDdD

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 09, 2023 06:08 PM (9yUzE)

201 All these fork stabbing stories,...

All I can think is when Bugs and Daffy are staring at each other and all they see are the other one as a roast chicken.
Maybe that really happens?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 09, 2023 06:08 PM (uq/11)

202 The only issue my local nuke plant ever had was 'operators asleep' during their shift. Somehow that didn't bother me in the least.
--

Everything is wired up to sound an alarm if there's a problem.

And honestly, I'd rather have a guy catch a 20 minute nap at some point on a shift and be sharp for the rest of the night than shuffling around like a zombie and missing half of the readings for the last three hours.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 06:08 PM (3MRGz)

203 Emma Sulkowicz
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:07 PM (ynpvh)

Yeah, rumor was she found some normal dude to shack up with, and realized she was being a dink, which is why no one ever heard of her again.

Lucky woman.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:08 PM (9UlRk)

204 B) Why are they that different? Who sees B.S. on TV and doubts it, then reads the same B.S. on a bird-cage liner and believes it?
Posted by: mikeski at June 09, 2023 05:31 PM (DgGvY)


Very few people read newspapers and the ones that do are old and credulous. Or have their beliefs reinforced by what they read, which is why they still read the paper.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2023 06:08 PM (xhaym)

205 It’s not a vending machine if it’s free.

Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 06:08 PM (MNhXM)

206 South Florida is gonna be lit next week. Let's see how DeSantis handles the spectacle.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:08 PM (to8pj)

207 Jung then masqueraded as a student by wearing a school uniform she bought online and went to the woman's home, where she allegedly stabbed her to death.

It's like a Penthouse Letters letter gone horribly wrong.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at June 09, 2023 06:09 PM (Yr4Df)

208 Nobody thinks of the bloody street violence between the Sulla partisans and the Marius partisans.

Waraiotoko thinks of it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:05 PM (9UlRk)
================
Proscriptions, that's the ticket. How about Soros proscribed? Think mobs of people who be hunting Soros to collect the share of his wealth that the state allows as bounty?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 09, 2023 06:09 PM (1u/pU)

209 But if he isn't, and gets re-elected, he's going to do his Sulla impression. We can only hope.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:03 PM (YqDXo)

Nobody thinks of the bloody street violence between the Sulla partisans and the Marius partisans.

Waraiotoko thinks of it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:05 PM (9UlRk)
________________

The prescription is proscription. Lists, that is. Start with all the leftist billionaires, and make them forfeit it to the government. Put a little dent in the national debt, anyway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:09 PM (YqDXo)

210 Karine Jean-Pierre blows off Biden's frequent falls. "Things happen," the unqualified idiot notes.

If anything she is a qualified idiot.

Posted by: 7man at June 09, 2023 06:09 PM (qwO6y)

211
Greta Thunberg finally graduated HS. At 20 years of age. Bow before her wisdom.

Not quite as impressive as the 'D' grade that Al Gore got in a college Earth Science class, but same church, different pew.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 06:09 PM (enJYY)

212 Matress girl (Emma Sulkowicz) article from 2019:

https://is.gd/ezIOQw

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:10 PM (ynpvh)

213 Emma Sulkowicz
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:07 PM (ynpvh)

Yeah, rumor was she found some normal dude to shack up with, and realized she was being a dink, which is why no one ever heard of her again.

Lucky woman.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:08 PM (9UlRk)
_____________

Let's face it, she's a flake. Next week she'll probably be a flaming Nazi, then a New Age guru, then change her sex or something.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:10 PM (YqDXo)

214 I was really into those true crime channels for a few years. But after a while, they just made me sad for humanity.

I still like reading historical true crime, though. A few decades of separation makes it seem less terrible, for some reason.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 09, 2023 06:11 PM (OX9vb)

215 Matress girl (Emma Sulkowicz) article from 2019:
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She's a Burger King 1.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 09, 2023 06:11 PM (fxrF8)

216 To give Greta some credit, she was on a world publicity tour a few years. Hard to go to school with cameras in your face.

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2023 06:11 PM (xhxe8)

217 I'm not even trying to be a dick. I really hope "Mattress Girl" has a normal home and a normal life and normal friends, and is immensely happy, and feels just a little tiny nostalgic twinge of shame about her earlier antics trying to be a revolutionary in the cause of Global Bullshittery

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:11 PM (9UlRk)

218 Not quite as impressive as the 'D' grade that Al Gore got in a college Earth Science class, but same church, different pew.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 06:09 PM (enJYY)
__________________

Algore successfully flunked out of law AND divinity school. Bluto Blutarsky stands in awe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:11 PM (YqDXo)

219 idk, but Ryan McBeth has a video on damage before the big collapse, and some evidence it was overtopped ... perhaps because of maintenance issues. ...

https://tinyurl.com/md4cwwfd

Posted by: illiniwek at June 09, 2023 06:12 PM (Cus5s)

220 "Arson" concerning the hundreds of Canadian wildfires is malarkey. Not even one 'suggestion' is real. Joey's word as a B or something.


Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Jade, too. at June 09, 2023 06:13 PM (GshMh)

221 218 Not quite as impressive as the 'D' grade that Al Gore got in a college Earth Science class, but same church, different pew.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 06:09 PM (enJYY)
__________________

Algore successfully flunked out of law AND divinity school. Bluto Blutarsky stands in awe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:11 PM (YqDXo)

But was always adept at getting his Chakras "re-aligned"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:13 PM (ynpvh)

222 The prescription is proscription. Lists, that is. Start with all the leftist billionaires, and make them forfeit it to the government. Put a little dent in the national debt, anyway.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:09 PM (YqDXo)

Meh. You handle the paperwork. I'll handle the sharpened agricultural implements.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:13 PM (9UlRk)

223 Algore successfully flunked out of law AND divinity school. Bluto Blutarsky stands in awe.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:11 PM (YqDXo)

But the guy who flew jets and graduated from Yale and an MBA from Harvard was dumb as a rock compared to Gore.

Posted by: polynikes at June 09, 2023 06:13 PM (MNhXM)

224 >>219 idk, but Ryan McBeth has a video on damage before the big collapse, and some evidence it was overtopped ... perhaps because of maintenance issues. ...

https://tinyurl.com/md4cwwfd
Posted by: illiniwek

Plausible.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:13 PM (to8pj)

225 Matress girl (Emma Sulkowicz) article from 2019:

https://is.gd/ezIOQw

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:10 PM (ynpvh)
______________

“As I became more and more feminist,” she said, “I think I got to a point where I was literally just straight up hating men. I just hated men, I wished all men would die.”

This is healthy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:14 PM (YqDXo)

226 But was always adept at getting his Chakras "re-aligned"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:13 PM (ynpvh)
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Sex poodle.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 09, 2023 06:14 PM (fxrF8)

227 Biden Administration Announces Additional Security Assistance for Ukraine, June 9, 2022. Today, the DOD announced a new security assistance package, underscoring the unwavering U.S. Support for Ukraine. This package, which total up to $2.1 billion and includes critical air defense and ammunition capabilities, is being provided under the Ukraine Security Assistance Initiative (USA).

Money to burn, baby.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Jade, too. at June 09, 2023 06:06 PM (GshMh)

-------

It will eventually total over $1 trillion, and at least 10% for The Big Guy.

[Made a typo that said "The Vig Guy" -- which also works.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 06:14 PM (d4PsN)

228 A song for mattress girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKCRHhmHvjg
Mes Aïeux - Dégénération (English Subtitles)

It is french, but a very good and appropriate song.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 09, 2023 06:14 PM (uq/11)

229 See if I can find some motivation

Posted by: Skip at June 09, 2023 06:14 PM (xhxe8)

230 How the holy fuck does one flunk out of divinity school?

Like....

That's an achievement all its own.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:15 PM (9UlRk)

231 The prescription is proscription. Lists, that is. Start with all the leftist billionaires, and make them forfeit it to the government. Put a little dent in the national debt, anyway.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:09 PM (YqDXo)

Meh. You handle the paperwork. I'll handle the sharpened agricultural implements.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:13 PM (9UlRk)
______________

I'll requisition the ropes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:15 PM (YqDXo)

232
I mean, he did say he was going to do something about this two tier justice system, the only thing to do is bag a couple of theirs.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I'll be in my bunk, thinking about that. Well. Allison Rebecca Stokke Fowler and that. But mostly Allison Rebecca Stokke Fowler

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 09, 2023 06:15 PM (3CCua)

233 "Jung is short, and with the uniform on, the victim probably mistook her for a middle-school student," a police spokesman said, according to the news outlet.

That's hot

Posted by: Pedo Bill Clinton at June 09, 2023 06:15 PM (lc5cP)

234 Plausible.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:13 PM (to8pj)
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With Soviets/Russians, the go to bet is generally "poor maintenance."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 09, 2023 06:15 PM (fxrF8)

235 Nobody thinks of the bloody street violence between the Sulla partisans and the Marius partisans.

Waraiotoko thinks of it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:05 PM (9UlRk)

Oh, we do.

Posted by: Clodius and Milo at June 09, 2023 06:16 PM (Angsy)

236 How the holy fuck does one flunk out of divinity school?

Like....

That's an achievement all its own.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:15 PM (9UlRk)
_____________

The son of a liberal acquaintance flunked out of not one, not two, but THREE junior colleges.

I didn't know that was even possible.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:16 PM (YqDXo)

237 I saw a tweet in response to a lame post from MTG that she should go home to whoever she's sleeping with today and clean her spork feet.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:16 PM (to8pj)

238 230 How the holy fuck does one flunk out of divinity school?

Like....

That's an achievement all its own.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:15 PM (9UlRk)

I was once asked for answers to an ethics test...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:17 PM (ynpvh)

239 Oh, we do.
Posted by: Clodius and Milo at June 09, 2023 06:16 PM (Angsy)

Nice. A little Optimates and the Populares action.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 09, 2023 06:17 PM (/xaUq)

240
I still like reading historical true crime, though. A few decades of separation makes it seem less terrible, for some reason.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 09, 2023 06:11 PM

I'm fascinated by true crime. I'm not sure why. I liked Ann Rules books.
One theory I have is it is a safe way to get a little adrenaline rush without fighting or jumping off of a cliff.
Jim can't swim on youtube has some great videos of interrogations.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 09, 2023 06:17 PM (UKjwp)

241 I didn't know that was even possible.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:16 PM (YqDXo)

Yeesh. That's practically a resume builder at that point.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:17 PM (9UlRk)

242 @230 Probably said, "sorry, I'm not buying it."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 06:17 PM (ssESX)

243 Seriously, the song I posted above #228 is a must watch.

It it old, but I think it deserves its own post.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 09, 2023 06:17 PM (uq/11)

244 Umm Ace. The police want to talk to you.

Something about missing hobos.

Posted by: Calbadger at June 09, 2023 06:18 PM (mhiAh)

245 230 How the holy fuck does one flunk out of divinity school?

Like....

That's an achievement all its own.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:15 PM (9UlRk)

Maybe, unlike the masses of gang-bangers, child molesters, and druggies coming across the border,
Gore doesn't have that divine spark...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:18 PM (ynpvh)

246 Posole or Steak for dinner? Now that I am faced with that choice I suddenly realize that is a truly difficult choice.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 06:18 PM (a175k)

247 Moar hitz upstairs

Posted by: JQ at June 09, 2023 06:18 PM (Gkog9)

248 237 I saw a tweet in response to a lame post from MTG that she should go home to whoever she's sleeping with today and clean her spork feet.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:16 PM (to8pj)

Behold, a meme is born

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:18 PM (9UlRk)

249 Just look up Garth Brooks Chris Gaines thing. He was ahead of the curve of liberals with identity disorders.

Posted by: Shiggz at June 09, 2023 06:19 PM (0SrVS)

250 200 Sorry, not stripper "Erotic Bondage Performance Artist'

https://is.gd/vssDdD
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 09, 2023 06:08 PM (9yUzE)

Sad. She's broken.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 09, 2023 06:19 PM (OX9vb)

251 230 How the holy fuck does one flunk out of divinity school?

Like....

That's an achievement all its own.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:15 PM (9UlRk)
_____________

I want to go back to college, major in sociology, flunk out, the re-enroll as a physics major (which I've long wanted to do) and graduate summa cum laude.

I'd be the first person in human history to do that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:19 PM (YqDXo)

252
idk, but Ryan McBeth has a video on damage before the big collapse, and some evidence it was overtopped ... perhaps because of maintenance issues. ...
////
Plausible.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:13


I've worked with cement for decades and dam building is an item of interest to me as to how they have to continuously pour without stop for months (maybe even a year for some of the largest dams) to prevent less then optimum psi readings. Then I ask myself if a dam built in the Soviet era - 'they pretend to pay us, we pretend to work' - could be 100% of what it should be? My answer?

:: shakes 8 ball ::

Not likely.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 09, 2023 06:20 PM (enJYY)

253 I'd be the first person in human history to do that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:19 PM (YqDXo)

Pffft.

Posted by: Leonhard Euler at June 09, 2023 06:20 PM (9UlRk)

254 To give Greta some credit, she was on a world publicity tour a few years. Hard to go to school with cameras in your face.

Posted by: Skip

---

No, because if she were even slightly bright she would meet the basic graduation requirements in 10th or 11th grade. She's a multimillionaire with access to things you and I can only dream of for our children, and nothing but time when she wasn't screaming at cameras and staging arrests.

She's a stupid adult who struggled to break whatever low requirements exist to be considered a high school graduate.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 06:21 PM (3MRGz)

255 Gore doesn't have that divine spark...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:18 PM (ynpvh)
___________

We could help. We could always take "Old Sparky" out of mothballs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:21 PM (YqDXo)

256 @219
Ryan MacBeth is pro the NATO/Ukraine side of this war, so I take his explanation as 100% speculation.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 06:21 PM (ssESX)

257 I'd be the first person in human history to do that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:19 PM (YqDXo)

Pffft.
Posted by: Leonhard Euler at June 09, 2023 06:20 PM (9UlRk)
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C'mon. He couldn't have flunked out of sociology. It hadn't been excreted invented then.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:22 PM (YqDXo)

258 She's a stupid adult ...

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 06:21 PM (3MRGz)

This.

Bold. Underscore. Italics. 48-point font. Flashing. Chuck in a flaming skull or five.

Posted by: Leonhard Euler at June 09, 2023 06:22 PM (9UlRk)

259 Wait, didn't Greta get some sort of honorary Divinity / Religion degree, too, or am I imagining that?

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 06:23 PM (3MRGz)

260 246 Posole or Steak for dinner? Now that I am faced with that choice I suddenly realize that is a truly difficult choice.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 06:18 PM (a175k)

Mmm. Posole. Blanco or Rojo?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 09, 2023 06:23 PM (ynpvh)

261 I remember when Al Gore wore makeup and said lockbox. What little respect I had for him ended that evening. And then he invented climate change. I can say I never saw that move coming.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 06:23 PM (a175k)

262 249 Just look up Garth Brooks Chris Gaines thing. He was ahead of the curve of liberals with identity disorders.
Posted by: Shiggz at June 09, 2023 06:19 PM (0SrVS)
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Thanks. That's the name of Emo-Garth that escaped me.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 06:23 PM (ssESX)

263 >>259 Wait, didn't Greta get some sort of honorary Divinity / Religion degree, too, or am I imagining that?

Full Greenpeace Fellowship?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:24 PM (to8pj)

264 C'mon. He couldn't have flunked out of sociology. It hadn't been excreted invented then.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:22 PM (YqDXo)

(Ha, sockoff)

I know, i know, but he was something academically for form's sake that he couldn't be arsed to finish, i think, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:24 PM (9UlRk)

265 Posole or Steak for dinner? Now that I am faced with that choice I suddenly realize that is a truly difficult choice.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 06:18 PM (a175k)

Mmm. Posole. Blanco or Rojo?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Rojo. yum.

There is a place in Las Cruces that has green chile posole - it is excellent. Sadly they are closed in the evening.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 06:25 PM (a175k)

266 I remember when Al Gore wore makeup and said lockbox. What little respect I had for him ended that evening.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 09, 2023 06:23 PM (a175k)
__________

The only thing in Algore's lockbox is back issues of Hustler.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:25 PM (YqDXo)

267 Wait, didn't Greta get some sort of honorary Divinity / Religion degree, too, or am I imagining that?

-----------

Honorary PhD in Oppression Science.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 09, 2023 06:25 PM (8IQBN)

268 164 "But Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., and Minority Whip John Thune, R-S.D., and other members of the Senate Republican leadership team remained noticeably silent."

probably like Meatball better if he ever called out our internal enemies

maybe he will

Posted by: REDACTED at June 09, 2023 06:26 PM (us2H3)

269 The only thing in Algore's lockbox is back issues of Hustler.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:25 PM (YqDXo)

Tippp-PERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Posted by: Al-Gore at June 09, 2023 06:26 PM (9UlRk)

270 Talking about forks makes me think about the scene in Mystery Men where one of the baddies screams, "Forks? Who throws forks!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEUV0v4-0Lg

Posted by: Kindltot at June 09, 2023 06:26 PM (xhaym)

271 C'mon. He couldn't have flunked out of sociology. It hadn't been excreted invented then.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:22 PM (YqDXo)

(Ha, sockoff)

I know, i know, but he was something academically for form's sake that he couldn't be arsed to finish, i think, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:24 PM (9UlRk)
______________

I dunno. Getting summa cum laude in physics in the relatively easy part. The hard part is flunking out of sociology.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:26 PM (YqDXo)

272 Here it is:

Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg will be conferred with an honorary doctorate degree from the theology faculty at a Finnish university this summer.

https://tinyurl.com/28olk9n9

-

The dummy struggles to finish high school, but she is awarded a degree from a university.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 06:28 PM (3MRGz)

273 hey, did you see that sterling deal I cut with President Joe Biden ??

he's a great guy to deal with and a real prince

but man o man, I took him to the ......

you know the thing

Posted by: Mrs Luntz at June 09, 2023 06:28 PM (us2H3)

274 How the holy fuck does one flunk out of divinity school?

Like....

That's an achievement all its own.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:15 PM

At, say, Harvard? Profess a faith in God, probably.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2023 06:28 PM (ixApM)

275 I dunno. Getting summa cum laude in physics in the relatively easy part. The hard part is flunking out of sociology.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:26 PM (YqDXo)

Ha!

"I'mma write the most incoherent, mashed up, agrammatical pile of pig shit i can possibly think of..."

THE BOARD RECOMMENDS PASSAGE OF THIS DISSERTATION WITH HONORS

"..... FUCK!""

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:29 PM (9UlRk)

276 Mmm...Garth Brooks.

Posted by: John Thune at June 09, 2023 06:29 PM (sWM8x)

277 nood, for a while

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness and Uke Hating Month! It's a bash! at June 09, 2023 06:29 PM (3MRGz)

278 At, say, Harvard? Profess a faith in God, probably.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2023 06:28 PM (ixApM)

Flunk? Brother, that shit will get you arrested.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:29 PM (9UlRk)

279 I know, i know, but he was something academically for form's sake that he couldn't be arsed to finish, i think, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:24 PM (9UlRk)
_______________

Freeman Dyson, IIRC, never finished his doctorate. He did OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:31 PM (YqDXo)

280 >>Here it is:

Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg will be conferred with an honorary doctorate degree from the theology faculty at a Finnish university this summer.

https://tinyurl.com/28olk9n9

Just about as worthless as a Nobel or Pulitzer.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:32 PM (to8pj)

281 Ha!

"I'mma write the most incoherent, mashed up, agrammatical pile of pig shit i can possibly think of..."

THE BOARD RECOMMENDS PASSAGE OF THIS DISSERTATION WITH HONORS

"..... FUCK!""
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 09, 2023 06:29 PM (9UlRk)
______________

LOL. Exactly!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:32 PM (YqDXo)

282 Just about as worthless as a Nobel or Pulitzer.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:32 PM (to8pj)
______________

The serious Nobel Prizes (physics, chemistry, medicine/physiology) are the real deal.

Literature and peace are a joke. Economics is on the bubble.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:33 PM (YqDXo)

283 At, say, Harvard? Profess a faith in God, probably.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 09, 2023 06:28 PM (ixApM)

Snorted, no lie. And it's probably true....

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 09, 2023 06:35 PM (Angsy)

284
I want to go back to college, major in sociology, flunk out, the re-enroll as a physics major (which I've long wanted to do) and graduate summa cum laude.

I'd be the first person in human history to do that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09,

I have a friend that won't shut up about her Ivy league degree in sociology. And yes she insists on being referred to as Dr. While her alma mater may be impressive, what she has accomplished is really nothing.
She has had every job under the sun, from real estate agent, marketing to pouring wine at different wineries. She's unemployed again.

Posted by: CaliGirl at June 09, 2023 06:35 PM (6wjbx)

285 I have a friend that won't shut up about her Ivy league degree in sociology. And yes she insists on being referred to as Dr. While her alma mater may be impressive, what she has accomplished is really nothing.
She has had every job under the sun, from real estate agent, marketing to pouring wine at different wineries. She's unemployed again.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 09, 2023 06:35 PM (6wjbx)
_____________

Doctorate in Unemployment Studies!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:39 PM (YqDXo)

286 As someone living in a place smoked out by California and Idaho wildfires every single summer, and I think one from canada, part of me wants to pat the east coast on the head about fires. But I get the ones they are suffering are really, really bad.

Posted by: LizLem at June 09, 2023 06:44 PM (+mkOR)

287 Thd. Doctor of Thinkology

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2023 06:45 PM (gmo/4)

288 idk, but Ryan McBeth has a video on damage before the big collapse, and some evidence it was overtopped ... perhaps because of maintenance issues. ...

https://tinyurl.com/md4cwwfd
Posted by: illiniwek at June 09, 2023 06:12 PM (Cus5s)

Ukraine has been opening the sluice gates on other dams upstream for weeks now, which has raised the pressure on the dam.

They have also been continually hitting the dam with artillery for months now.

Possibly they did something else special, or it was overtopped, or it failed from old damage. But it was from what Ukraine did in all cases. Not maintenance.

What's amusing is that the local Ukrainian troops downstream were caught as much offguard by the flood as the Russians on the lower ground to the south. They didn't get organized to interfere as the Russians moved back to better positions to the rear, which they did with little to no loss.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2023 06:47 PM (eoQWY)

289 We had a lot of smoke here in May from Canada.

Last night parts of Eastern Montana received 9 inches of rain.

Flooding now. But no one knows because flyover country.

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2023 06:48 PM (gmo/4)

290 I have a friend that won't shut up about her Ivy league degree in sociology. And yes she insists on being referred to as Dr. While her alma mater may be impressive, what she has accomplished is really nothing.
She has had every job under the sun, from real estate agent, marketing to pouring wine at different wineries. She's unemployed again.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 09, 2023 06:35 PM (6wjbx)
_____________

Doctorate in Unemployment Studies!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 09, 2023 06:39 PM (YqDXo)


Good lord. Any PhD that demands to be called Doctor is a total loser. I never knew any that did that, even the ones who had Nobel Prizes

Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2023 06:48 PM (eoQWY)

291 Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg will be conferred with an honorary doctorate degree from the theology faculty at a Finnish university this summer.

https://tinyurl.com/28olk9n9

Just about as worthless as a Nobel or Pulitzer.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:32 PM (to8pj)

Well Theology is appropriate, at least. Climate Fraud is a religion more than anything else. And a bad one.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2023 06:49 PM (eoQWY)

292 Swedish environmental activist Greta Thunberg will be conferred with an honorary doctorate degree from the theology faculty at a Finnish university this summer.

https://tinyurl.com/28olk9n9

Just about as worthless as a Nobel or Pulitzer.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 09, 2023 06:32 PM (to8pj)



Did she profess a believe in the god Loki?

Posted by: Archer at June 09, 2023 06:51 PM (gmo/4)

293 @219
Ryan MacBeth is pro the NATO/Ukraine side of this war, so I take his explanation as 100% speculation.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Hot potato, off his drawers, pluck to make amends!

Please stop saying that!

Posted by: Mossop and Keanrick at June 09, 2023 06:51 PM (wUHYj)

294 @219
Ryan MacBeth is pro the NATO/Ukraine side of this war, so I take his explanation as 100% speculation.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 09, 2023 06:21 PM (ssESX)

There's a substack by a dude called Simplicius the Thinker that covers aspects of the war including the dam damage. He has mentioned the overtop/accident theory. I haven't seen him discuss this new Norwegian seismic information about an explosion being picked up in Romania at this point.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 09, 2023 06:53 PM (eoQWY)

295 Garth Brooks as someone else said has always been a liberal. He also has always been a big supporter of all things gay as his sister is a lesbian. He was outspoken supporter of gay marriage back when the SC was debating when the current popular singers in country would not discuss it. As someone else upthread said, Brooks has also always been an asshole and a narcissist. He and his first wife split when he became very famous and was touring on the road constantly, leaving her and their kids behind. A year after their split he married Trisha Yearwood, who had left her husband when she became the opening act for Brooks and toured with him for years. They are still married and if you ever had the opportunity to listen to Brooks on his channel he had for a year on Sirius, his self importance was obvious

Posted by: Jen the original at June 09, 2023 06:53 PM (2Erq4)

296 “Soon to be a "brown" (out) and "black" (out) agenda.”

Those are referred to as “Power Outages of Color,” racist.

Posted by: Dead Name McGee at June 09, 2023 09:07 PM (Y2NGV)

297 You publish a story about a woman in South Korea murdering someone 8 hours before I board a flight to Seoul.

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