Matt Walsh: I Called Up a "Trans Healthcare" Provider and Purposely Flunked the Criteria for a "Trans" Diagnosis But They Gave Me a Prescription to Get My Testicles Cut Off Anyway... in 22 Minutes

Actually it was Matt Walsh's producer who got this snap diagnosis and snap order for castration.

The cost of getting a fraudulent order for testicle removal surgery in 22 minutes:

$150.

1/ BREAKING: The largest "trans healthcare" providers in the U.S. are rubber-stamping letters approving gruesome, life-altering surgeries. It's such a racket that my producer was approved for testicle removal in #22minutes. The tape is disturbing.
2/ First, some background. Ari Groner is a licensed clinical social worker who educates doctors on "trans healthcare." At a recent training session for the Juniper Center, Groner explained that she writes whatever letters her patients want, because she's not a "gatekeeper."

A provider of medical diagnoses who proclaims she (she?) isn't a "gatekeeper" for medical diagnoses?

The patients self-diagnose.

Sometimes they even tell you they're not dysphoric -- and you give them a prescription to get their balls cut off anyway.

Just in case they need it.

3/ Groner was referring to the WPATH standards, which major hospitals follow. They require that trans patients obtain a letter before undergoing surgeries. But Groner tells her audience to treat the letters as a “persuasive essay," and to green-light even suicidal patients. pic.twitter.com/dpQe6TCdRP
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) June 7, 2023

4/ Groner explains that insurance companies won't pay for these surgeries unless the patient is diagnosed with gender dysphoria. So, she says healthcare workers should provide the diagnosis. "We're using that diagnosis," she says, "to ensure clients get that necessary treatment."
5/ Whatever insurance companies might think of that, it's the industry standard. The popular trans telehealth service @folxhealth, for example, instructs patients that even if they don't "fit" the definition of gender dysphoria, the diagnosis is "needed" so that insurers pay out.
6/ Folx, which provides letters authorizing surgeries for a nominal fee, goes on to admit that "it's quite possible" patients will receive a letter indicating a gender dysphoria diagnosis, even though they "really do not have dysphoria."
7/ We reached out to Folx about this. A staff member confirmed that a "diagnosis" of gender dysphoria -- with the word "diagnosis" in scare quotes -- is a "requirement" for insurance purposes, even if it "doesn't apply."

11/ Nevertheless, Plume’s nurse practitioner said she wanted to write the most "solid" letter possible to justify surgery. Gregg tells her that he once wrote an essay in school about being a woman, which everyone thought was ridiculous. pic.twitter.com/iY7Ec3Q1wd
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) June 7, 2023

13/ Three days later, Plume sent this letter to "Chelsea Bussey" -- who does not exist -- saying he was experiencing "significant, ongoing gender dysphoria.” The letter strongly recommended "Chelsea" for testicle removal.

14/ The letter keeps capitalizing "Orchiectomy,” without "an" before it, as if it's just been copy-pasted into a template. Gregg followed up to learn why he had been diagnosed with gender dysphoria. Plume admitted they just use letter templates provided by WPATH.

The producer writes below: "I'm not feeling dysphoric," and the response is "Well, it's what we tell everyone, it's just on the template."

When you have an unholy war to win, you reduce your recruitment standards to basically nothing.

More here.

Here's a Threadreder version, in case Twitter deletes this.

Posted by: Ace at 05:31 PM

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1 Greydar

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 05:32 PM (Vwz3I)

2 Boxing

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 05:32 PM (Vwz3I)

3 What's their number, for research purposes?

Posted by: David French at June 07, 2023 05:33 PM (jGGMD)

4 hat trick

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 05:33 PM (Vwz3I)

5 Curses, David French!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 05:33 PM (Vwz3I)

6 It's all gray in here...kinda scary.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 07, 2023 05:34 PM (XMwZJ)

7 Sure that's not a snip order??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 05:34 PM (Vwz3I)

8 *giggles*

*goes back to ogling wife's bull*

Posted by: David French at June 07, 2023 05:34 PM (jGGMD)

9 Aception. Again!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 07, 2023 05:35 PM (k1Qly)

10 Ok, so it's only like 50 51 people....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 05:35 PM (9UlRk)

11 Say it with me. FRAUD.

Posted by: Some state attorneys general might take an interest at June 07, 2023 05:36 PM (fiChp)

12 I thought Obamacare was supposed to stop doctors from performing lucrative but unnecessary ball amputations??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 05:36 PM (Vwz3I)

13 Hare. Hunter. Field.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 05:36 PM (63Dwl)

14 Legal name.... LEGAL NAME! sweet holy fuck are you TRYING to get it to kill itself?!?!?!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 05:37 PM (9UlRk)

15 Nothing says cringe more than a "nood Matt Walsh"

Just saying.

Posted by: Boswell at June 07, 2023 05:37 PM (K+UlC)

16 That's a interesting way to go about getting a vasectomy. Wait.... what??

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at June 07, 2023 05:37 PM (bgJ0E)

17 Frightening
Ghoulish

These people are sick, they play God with others’ lives. This IS a spiritual war.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2023 05:37 PM (jyjp5)

18 It is like ice-cream, you get the flavor that you want.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 05:37 PM (xhaym)

19 Dammit. In other news, Fox is trying to do the same to Tucker and it only took him 10 minutes.

Posted by: Peaches at June 07, 2023 05:37 PM (14URa)

20 Twenty years in prison and a loss of all licensed.

Posted by: JEM at June 07, 2023 05:37 PM (8erNz)

21 I keep seeing is as "Ari GroMer" which I think is more apropos.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 07, 2023 05:38 PM (17s+e)

22 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE MASK HAS BEEN RIPPED AWAY AND EVERYONE, EVERYONE CAN SEE WHAT A SHAM AND CRIME THIS IS.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 07, 2023 05:38 PM (vg8N1)

23 I am grey. I stand between the candle and the star.

We are grey. We stand between the darkness and the light.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 07, 2023 05:38 PM (fxrF8)

24 Fixed.

Ace...don't save your version!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 05:38 PM (ZCCyW)

25 This smoke from the fires in Quebec is getting too much, it's even affecting the comments section. *tries to wave the gray away*

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 07, 2023 05:38 PM (nRMeC)

26 "Groner explains that insurance companies won't pay for these surgeries unless the patient is diagnosed with gender dysphoria. So, she says healthcare workers should provide the diagnosis. 'We're using that diagnosis,' she says, 'to ensure clients get that necessary treatment.'"

Has she just opened herself up to legal liability for fraud? Clearly it's fraud. So which insurance company will perform the due diligence to investigate cases where Groner (and her guidance) were utilized?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 07, 2023 05:38 PM (aXxgO)

27 You touch my little Juan and i'll cut YOUR cojones off.

Signed,

Epstein's Mother

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 05:38 PM (9UlRk)

28 I'm just surprised it took 22 minutes. When's the last time YOUR doctor spent more then 5 minutes with you?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 07, 2023 05:39 PM (ftFVW)

29
If this is such crucial therapy...

Why doesn't it happen in China and elsewhere.

Makes ya wonder.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 07, 2023 05:39 PM (UCNv1)

30 17 Frightening
Ghoulish

These people are sick, they play God with others’ lives. This IS a spiritual war.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 07, 2023 05:37 PM (jyjp5)

Absolutely true… and probably only a small percentage of people realize or accept it.

Posted by: tubal at June 07, 2023 05:39 PM (PCK5/)

31 I thought Obamacare was supposed to stop doctors from performing lucrative but unnecessary ball amputations??

feet dammit!

Posted by: DanMan at June 07, 2023 05:39 PM (DB6tu)

32 Fat thumbs, Ari Groomer.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 07, 2023 05:39 PM (17s+e)

33 You have gray? I have pink. Maybe I am gender dysphoric?

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 07, 2023 05:39 PM (vg8N1)

34 Hey it worked! :-)

(Seriously though, thanks CBD - again.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 07, 2023 05:39 PM (nRMeC)

35 Testicles removed? You can get that done at the animal shelter.

Posted by: wth at June 07, 2023 05:39 PM (v0R5T)

36 It's diabolical. Literally.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 07, 2023 05:39 PM (vg8N1)

37 33 You have gray? I have pink. Maybe I am gender dysphoric?
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 07, 2023 05:39 PM (vg8N1)

Your rods identify as cones?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 05:40 PM (9UlRk)

38 nuts

Posted by: Anthony McAuliff at June 07, 2023 05:40 PM (ZBPE2)

39 I can't imagine any problem I might have that would be fixed by cutting off my balls.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2023 05:40 PM (ZLI7S)

40 Hare, Hunter, Field.

CUT HIS BALLS OFF!!!!!

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 05:40 PM (gmo/4)

41 Maybe Philip Klein and NR can tell us how unreasonable we're behaving again.

Posted by: ace at June 07, 2023 05:41 PM (KRtlO)

42 Do you get a discount if you get both balls cut off?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 07, 2023 05:41 PM (ncXxy)

43 $150? Why hell son, you can get your nuts cut off in this town for free! Want a date set up?

Or, I don't know, maybe you've already been out with her. Or are divorced from her. Or know her lawyer.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 07, 2023 05:41 PM (jYCXf)

44 Alors, il commence.

Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ca commence. at June 07, 2023 05:41 PM (fxrF8)

45
Ok, so it's only like 50 51 people....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 05:35 PM

As I reminded 'Paul' - our resident troll, it was *only* 100 Tuskegee Airmen who died from untreated syphilis. What's the big deal?

/ super sarc

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 07, 2023 05:41 PM (enJYY)

46 Since we know that "trans" women are fake women, any guesses what "trans" healthcare is?

Posted by: t-bird at June 07, 2023 05:41 PM (CaJIi)

47 Another white man removed from the gene pool. Muahahaha!

Posted by: Ari Groner at June 07, 2023 05:41 PM (MBdle)

48 Google (image) Ari Groner, then try to not think about cutting off your own testicles.

Posted by: Marooned at June 07, 2023 05:41 PM (kt8QE)

49 39 I can't imagine any problem I might have that would be fixed by cutting off my balls.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2023 05:40 PM (ZLI7S)

Well, you are not insane, so..

Posted by: tubal at June 07, 2023 05:41 PM (PCK5/)

50 I can't imagine any problem I might have that would be fixed by cutting off my balls.
Posted by: JackStraw

Itch that just won't go away?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 07, 2023 05:42 PM (ftFVW)

51 Hell, I would cut them off for $25.00 in my garage.

Just stop by Matt.

Cash only.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 07, 2023 05:42 PM (R/m4+)

52 Guys! Don't do it!!!

Posted by: Neutered Dogs All over America at June 07, 2023 05:42 PM (gmo/4)

53
Testicles removed? You can get that done at the animal shelter.
Posted by: wth

Rubber bands are cheap.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 05:42 PM (63Dwl)

54 Radical Orchiectomy isn't even allowed for convicted serial rapists as it's deemed cruel and unusual.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 05:42 PM (9UlRk)

55 Is this really that much of a surprise?

Posted by: Surfperch at June 07, 2023 05:42 PM (rQF5a)

56 Time for some back alley, midnight surgery on these evil bastards. No letter required.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hiding in plain sight at June 07, 2023 05:42 PM (v1b+c)

57 C'mon man. Be a man. Cut your testicles off yourself.

Hell man. Do what they do to sheep. Get yourself a good rubberband and wrap it around. Eventually, the testicles will die and fall off.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 07, 2023 05:43 PM (vg8N1)

58 > I'm just surprised it took 22 minutes. When's the last time YOUR doctor spent more then 5 minutes with you?

My new GP is a chatterbox. I have to interrupt him to ask questions or give him information. If he didn't have other appointments, I'm sure he'd just keep on chatting as long as I'd let him.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2023 05:43 PM (eyxn4)

59 On the plus side he doesn't spray on the couch and hump the in-law's legs every time they come over anymore.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 05:43 PM (9UlRk)

60 JackStraw: "I can't imagine any problem I might have that would be fixed by cutting off my balls."

Well, not until you talk to a licensed psychologist or psychiatrist you can't.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 07, 2023 05:43 PM (aXxgO)

61 Bonk bonk on the head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 07, 2023 05:43 PM (asz3v)

62 Radical Orchiectomy isn't even allowed for convicted serial rapists as it's deemed cruel and unusual.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 05:42 PM (9UlRk)
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Nah, they just get Lupron.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 07, 2023 05:43 PM (fxrF8)

63 Coming soon: The conservative case for quickie unreviewed sex-change opera....oh wait, we're already there, aren't we?

Posted by: Dr. T at June 07, 2023 05:43 PM (jGGMD)

64 On the plus side he doesn't spray on the couch and hump the in-law's legs every time they come over anymore.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 05:43 PM (9UlRk)

falling all about laughing

Posted by: Peaches at June 07, 2023 05:44 PM (14URa)

65 Google (image) Ari Groner...

yeowwwza, a big un ain't she?

Posted by: DanMan at June 07, 2023 05:44 PM (DB6tu)

66 >>Well, you are not insane, so..

I keep telling the voices that but they won't listen!

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2023 05:44 PM (ZLI7S)

67 Nothing surprises me anymore. I would say that the only positive to come out of this is that these crazy people will never reproduce.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2023 05:44 PM (t/2Uw)

68 28 I'm just surprised it took 22 minutes. When's the last time YOUR doctor spent more then 5 minutes with you?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 07, 2023 05:39 PM (ftFVW)

Errr... last time I saw a doc they were removing sharp hard irony things and that was about 20 years ago.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at June 07, 2023 05:44 PM (bgJ0E)

69 If this is such crucial therapy...
Why doesn't it happen in China and elsewhere.
Makes ya wonder.
Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 07, 2023 05:39 PM (UCNv1)

per Deutsche Welle it does

"Iran's state subsidizes gender reassignment surgery while prohibiting homosexuality. A long and continuing history of activism has helped transgender people bolster their community despite the discrimination they face."

IIRC one of the things the Iranians do is assign gender surgeries to gay men. Apparently it is considered more humane than hanging them from construction equipment

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 05:44 PM (xhaym)

70 Well, not until you talk to a licensed psychologist or psychiatrist you can't.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 07, 2023 05:43 PM (aXxgO)

New game:

Replace every New Yorker Cartoon caption with "Maybe all I need is a Radical Orchiectomy?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 05:44 PM (9UlRk)

71 Why doesn't it happen in China and elsewhere.

I think you may find China has a rich history of this. Going a long way back.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 07, 2023 05:44 PM (jYCXf)

72 Woodhouse, get me a bowel, ice, needle, thread, straight razor and a mirror.

- Mallory Archer

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 05:45 PM (gmo/4)

73 C'mon man. Be a man. Cut your testicles off yourself.
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Yeah!

Posted by: Skoptsies at June 07, 2023 05:45 PM (fxrF8)

74 I can't imagine any problem I might have that would be fixed by cutting off my balls.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2023 05:40 PM (ZLI7S)
........

What if you were trying to escape from Russian spies, and they (your balls) got caught on the top of a fence and your getaway car was right there on the other side?

Posted by: wth at June 07, 2023 05:45 PM (v0R5T)

75 67 Nothing surprises me anymore. I would say that the only positive to come out of this is that these crazy people will never reproduce.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2023 05:44 PM (t/2Uw)

Fair point..

Posted by: tubal at June 07, 2023 05:45 PM (PCK5/)

76 What ever happened to all the people all upset about FGM and infant circumcision? I guess turning your children into geldings and castrati is all okay?

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at June 07, 2023 05:45 PM (a/7LW)

77 I can't imagine any problem I might have that would be fixed by cutting off my balls.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2023 05:40 PM (ZLI7S)
---
Testicular cancer is the only one I can think of...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 05:45 PM (BpYfr)

78 Our medical field has gone to the dogs

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2023 05:45 PM (xhxe8)

79 I had to deal with these type of doctors and worse for almost 35 years . I’ve seen so many people become crippled or die because of crooked surgeons and so many people become helpless prescription drug addicts because of greedy, crooked doctors.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 05:45 PM (MNhXM)

80 Can I say that the Canadians with their smoke bomb have made me won't to carve my eyes out with rusty spoons right now?

BECUAUSE GOD MY EYES, THEY BURN!

Posted by: Boswell at June 07, 2023 05:45 PM (K+UlC)

81 Why doesn't it happen in China and elsewhere.

I think you may find China has a rich history of this. Going a long way back.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 07, 2023 05:44 PM (jYCXf)

Pikers.

Posted by: Thailand at June 07, 2023 05:45 PM (jGGMD)

82 Despite tumbling sales and negative press coverage as a result of its partnership with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney, Bud Light is reportedly co-sponsoring an "all-ages Pride event" in Flagstaff, Arizona, according to the Flagstaff Pride website.

The party, which is called "Pride in the Pines" and includes drag queens and other performers, lists Bud Light as one of the companies sponsoring the June 17 event. (Bud Light is mentioned prominently in one of the posters.) The event is listed as a "family festival event" and a family-friendly, "safe space" for all visitors.

Other big-name companies sponsoring the all-ages event for Pride Month include Old Navy, Toyota and Coca-Cola USA, according to an event flyer.
_____________
Lesson status:
[ ] Learned
[X] Not Learned

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2023 05:45 PM (Q4IgG)

83 >>> Mallory Archer

Mallory?

Posted by: ace at June 07, 2023 05:46 PM (KRtlO)

84 What if you were trying to escape from Russian spies, and they (your balls) got caught on the top of a fence and your getaway car was right there on the other side?
Posted by: wth at June 07, 2023 05:45 PM (v0R5T)

No man left behind!!!!!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 05:46 PM (9UlRk)

85 Rubber bands are cheap.

Razor blade and bluekote.

Posted by: Bosk at June 07, 2023 05:46 PM (VMFAF)

86 What if you were trying to escape from Russian spies, and they (your balls) got caught on the top of a fence and your getaway car was right there on the other side?
Posted by: wth at June 07, 2023 05:45 PM (v0R5T)

How’s Siberia in the summer?

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 05:46 PM (MNhXM)

87 My doctor predicted that I would be dead from COVID two years ago. He's an old quack.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 07, 2023 05:47 PM (vg8N1)

88 Errr... last time I saw a doc they were removing sharp hard irony things and that was about 20 years ago.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2

Ah, yes, but we're not all as manly as you! *big wave*

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 07, 2023 05:47 PM (ftFVW)

89 Can I say that the Canadians with their smoke bomb have made me won't to carve my eyes out with rusty spoons right now?

BECUAUSE GOD MY EYES, THEY BURN!
Posted by: Boswell at June 07, 2023 05:45 PM (K+UlC)

My sympathies. I'm on the southern edge of it, and it's given me nasty allergy/cold-like symptoms.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 07, 2023 05:47 PM (jGGMD)

90 80 Can I say that the Canadians with their smoke bomb have made me won't to carve my eyes out with rusty spoons right now?

BECUAUSE GOD MY EYES, THEY BURN!
Posted by: Boswell at June 07, 2023 05:45 PM (K+UlC)

Meanwhile all us smokers are like "lol, noob".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 05:47 PM (9UlRk)

91 Population control or psycho control? You make the call. DUN-DUN-DUHHHH~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2023 05:47 PM (jzzG8)

92 If you want your balls cut off just get married.

Posted by: More long term pain though at June 07, 2023 05:47 PM (fiChp)

93 >>> 87 My doctor predicted that I would be dead from COVID two years ago. He's an old quack.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 07, 2023 05:47 PM (vg8N1)

I thought it was #twoweeks.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 05:47 PM (llON8)

94 So I can't type...sue me.

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 05:47 PM (gmo/4)

95 If someone wants to castrate themselves who are we to criticize their culture?

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 05:47 PM (iayUP)

96
I can't imagine any problem I might have that would be fixed by cutting off my balls.
Posted by: JackStraw

Pretty sure any semblance of toxic masculinity would be gone forever! I explained this to my daughter and with tears in her eyes she asked, "Why aren't the Republicans doing this to the country?"

Posted by: Karen CheChe at June 07, 2023 05:47 PM (enJYY)

97 What in the actual fuck

Posted by: ballistic at June 07, 2023 05:48 PM (oXNqT)

98 So,
Have a website that charges $150 for Doctor's notes for sick leave or excused absence? Go directly to jail, patient gets fired/get sued

Have a website that charges $150 for Doctor's notes to approve cutting off a patient's breasts or balls? Collect $200

Posted by: Chuck C at June 07, 2023 05:48 PM (xttsV)

99 I wonder if Planned Parenthood is buying these unwanted balls.

Posted by: wth at June 07, 2023 05:48 PM (v0R5T)

100 Woodhouse, get me a bowel, ice, needle, thread, straight razor and a mirror.

- Mallory Archer

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 05:45 PM (gmo/4)

You forgot the best part of that bit:

Krieger: What's the mirror for??
Mallory: So you can *watch*.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 07, 2023 05:48 PM (jGGMD)

101 Woodhouse, get me a bowel

That may have come out even kinkier than intended.
Illiteracy is like that.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 07, 2023 05:49 PM (jYCXf)

102 Meanwhile all us smokers are like "lol, noob".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 05:47 PM (9UlRk)

Heh, this kinda makes me want to hang meat outside and smoke a cigar - I mean, who can tell?

Posted by: Boswell at June 07, 2023 05:49 PM (K+UlC)

103 >>What if you were trying to escape from Russian spies, and they (your balls) got caught on the top of a fence and your getaway car was right there on the other side?

We're a package deal.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2023 05:49 PM (ZLI7S)

104 > I can't imagine any problem I might have that would be fixed by cutting off my balls.

I had testicular cancer. They removed my right nut to increase my chance of living. So far so good!

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2023 05:49 PM (eyxn4)

105 Nothing says cringe more than a "nood Matt Walsh"

Boswell, I think "nood Joe Biden" would be much more cringeworthy.Matt is kind of cute-and may be to some other women-I mean-but I find his intelligence and courage more sexy, and he has six children so somebody wanted to see him "nood".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 05:49 PM (Keyt1)

106 I can't imagine any problem I might have that would be fixed by cutting off my balls.
Posted by: JackStraw

Less pain when you foot slips off the pedal?

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 05:49 PM (gmo/4)

107 How’s Siberia in the summer?
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 05:46 PM (MNhXM)
.......

Freezing balls.

Posted by: wth at June 07, 2023 05:50 PM (v0R5T)

108 I'm waiting for an Ackshually It's Racist To Keep Your Balls article from Atlantic. Or has that been written already?

Posted by: Zek at June 07, 2023 05:50 PM (5FPX4)

109
Ah, yes, but we're not all as manly as you! *big wave*
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 07, 2023 05:47 PM (ftFVW)

*waves back* Jeeez *kicks rock sheepishly* I didn't mean it to sound like that.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at June 07, 2023 05:50 PM (bgJ0E)

110 Testicular cancer is the only one I can think of...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 05:45 PM (BpYfr)

Only one though right ? ——Lance Armstrong

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 05:50 PM (MNhXM)

111 97 What in the actual fuck
Posted by: ballistic at June 07, 2023 05:48 PM (oXNqT)

I don't think it counts as an "actual fuck" if you're just mashing together pelvic wounds and prostheses of slowly dying arm meat.

But point taken.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 05:50 PM (9UlRk)

112 They frame all this in terms of compassion, medicine, and needed care. But its all about money. HUGE money. Massive earnings for hospitals. Every hospital administrator is constantlyl trying to find more money to pay for the lavish grounds, new devices, and exorbitant salaries of surgeons and administrators.

This tranny thing is a huge godsend, its a massive cash influx even greater than declaring as many death as remotely possible to be from the Wuhan Flu.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 05:50 PM (0hOvj)

113 Our medical field has gone to the dogs

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2023 05:45 PM (xhxe

I would rather be be treated by a random country veterinarian than go into the "health-care" system.

Posted by: JmT at June 07, 2023 05:51 PM (ucixH)

114 The part I can't quite work out is why insurance companies go along with this, because its a big chunk of change out of their pockets. They should be very reluctant to allow this payout.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 05:51 PM (0hOvj)

115 i'll cut YOUR cojones off.
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Is a cojonectomy different from an orchiectomy? Or is it same as getting balls cut off?

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 07, 2023 05:52 PM (ju2Fy)

116 TJM's book showed up today on my Kindle

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2023 05:52 PM (xhxe8)

117 Heh, this kinda makes me want to hang meat outside and smoke a cigar - I mean, who can tell?
Posted by: Boswell at June 07, 2023 05:49 PM (K+UlC)

Hang tough man. In the fires in 2020 in Oregon I was right under the plume. First day hid the sun and the smoke stayed for a month. After a week I was ready to kill strangers on the street. After two weeks I was ready to go hunting.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 05:52 PM (xhaym)

118 but I find his intelligence and courage more sexy, and he has six children so somebody wanted to see him "nood". .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 05:49 PM (Keyt1)

Ugh Fen - I get it. You are a woman and see things differently, as God intended.

But no, just...no.

Posted by: Boswell at June 07, 2023 05:52 PM (K+UlC)

119 Posted by: JmT at June 07, 2023 05:51 PM

Me too

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2023 05:52 PM (xhxe8)

120 I did that!

Posted by: ACA at June 07, 2023 05:53 PM (/Fdqd)

121
Smoked Canadian Salmon for dinner tomorrow night. I'll just leave it outside all day,

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 07, 2023 05:53 PM (enJYY)

122 how long till the dep of justice charges walsh with medical malpractice?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 07, 2023 05:53 PM (B1FKF)

123 There aren’t enough mill stones in the world …

Posted by: Adriane the Down by the Old Mill Stream Critic. . . at June 07, 2023 05:53 PM (IKt+z)

124 Hang tough man. In the fires in 2020 in Oregon I was right under the plume. First day hid the sun and the smoke stayed for a month. After a week I was ready to kill strangers on the street. After two weeks I was ready to go hunting.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 05:52 PM (xhaym)
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In SW Portland, I couldn't see trees that were two-three streets away.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 07, 2023 05:53 PM (fxrF8)

125 Well TFG was right after all when he said doctors will amputate for $$$.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 07, 2023 05:53 PM (vHIgi)

126 When is some guy going to claim he has body dysmorphia and suicidal unless he can get a penis enlargement surgery?

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 05:54 PM (MNhXM)

127 Bud Light is co-sponsoring an 'all-ages' drag show party: 'Safe space' 'family festival event'

They haven't learned a thing! They just doubled down. Idiots.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 07, 2023 05:54 PM (Ml6sx)

128 Ever since forced sterilization of "defectives" has become politically inconvenient, "progressives" have desperately searched for a way to impose their eugenics programs to reduce the number of "undesirables".
With trans surgery, they found a way to get the mentally ill to volunteer, indeed demand, to be sterilized.

Posted by: Sam at June 07, 2023 05:54 PM (ohyxL)

129 125 Well TFG was right after all when he said doctors will amputate for $$$.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 07, 2023 05:53 PM (vHIgi)

Cut it off, sew it on, turn it inside out, whatever, man, let's party!

Posted by: Doctors at June 07, 2023 05:54 PM (9UlRk)

130 Dear Mr Kotter,

Juan is transitioning to Juanita and got his balls cut off. Please excuse him for being late.

Signed,

Posted by: Epstein's Mom at June 07, 2023 05:54 PM (iayUP)

131 Coming soon: Execrable lowlifes like Groner issuing orders to your doctor to euthanize you, by your request. Or not by your request. Based on a phone conversation with you. Those Groners will work for BigFed, though, not for themselves.

Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2023 05:54 PM (AMIL/)

132 Hi NZ Frank. Didn't know you came around during the week. Isn't it like 6 am where you are?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2023 05:55 PM (t/2Uw)

133 Remember that game "Operation"? I think it's time for the new version with removeable testicles.
ENKKK, oops

Posted by: wth at June 07, 2023 05:55 PM (v0R5T)

134 All ages drag party, bring your kids, it will be fun

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2023 05:55 PM (xhxe8)

135 126 When is some guy going to claim he has body dysmorphia and suicidal unless he can get a penis enlargement surgery?
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 05:54 PM (MNhXM)

Just because I was born without all the money in the liquor store cash register doesn't mean I'm not really the owner of all the money in the liquor store cash register.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 05:55 PM (9UlRk)

136 Ari is totally a woman.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 07, 2023 05:56 PM (ssESX)

137 Pharma will be more than happy to take his 1.3 million.

So, it's all good.

Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2023 05:56 PM (krQz2)

138 When is some guy going to claim he has body dysmorphia and suicidal unless he can get a penis enlargement surgery?
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 05:54 PM (MNhXM)
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"Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: (This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby)"

Posted by: Austin Danger Powers at June 07, 2023 05:56 PM (fxrF8)

139 {104} ... I had testicular cancer. They removed my right nut to increase my chance of living. So far so good!

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2023 05:49 PM (eyxn4)

Just for you: youtu.be/watch?v=DAp7FvZ5Opw

Specifically the bit starting at 30 seconds in.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 07, 2023 05:56 PM (nRMeC)

140 Lefties bitching about the smoke/haze....

Me.... "Well this is pretty much everyday in China, except it's not from fires it's from their coal burning power plants. Tell me again how the US is such a polluter. Now, fuck off."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2023 05:56 PM (Q4IgG)

141 Three Words: Industrial. Wood. Chippers.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 07, 2023 05:56 PM (up/3i)

142 I can't imagine any problem I might have that would be fixed by cutting off my balls.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2023 05:40 PM (ZLI7S)

Wait...you're a Mets fan...I thought that already happened!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 05:57 PM (ZCCyW)

143 I would rather be be treated by a random country veterinarian than go into the "health-care" system.
Posted by: JmT at June 07, 2023 05:51 PM (ucixH)

Vets are competent, reasonably priced, and they like their patients. If you were hurt I would take YOU to a vet!

-- G. Howell Nahuatl

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 05:57 PM (xhaym)

144 And everyone thought that doctors giving 20-year-olds spurious glaucoma diagnoses to feed their drug addictions would be where that fraudulent practice ended.

Whoops!

Whoopsie!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 07, 2023 05:57 PM (ou9hh)

145 I don't think it counts as an "actual fuck" if you're just mashing together pelvic wounds and prostheses of slowly dying arm meat.

But point taken.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Ugh, I threw up a little in my mouth reading that.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 07, 2023 05:57 PM (ftFVW)

146 I'm beginning to think Fox is run by actual morons. They are now claiming Tucker breached his contract by doing his 10 minute Twitter broadcast.

Yes, by all means piss off whatever remains of your viewer base.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2023 05:57 PM (ZLI7S)

147 Just because I was born without all the money in the liquor store cash register doesn't mean I'm not really the owner of all the money in the liquor store cash register.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 05:55 PM (9UlRk)
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From now on, if anybody gives me guff about pronouns and crap, I'm going to point out that there are those people who have to listen to this person, and those people who don't.

I identify as somebody who doesn't.

Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2023 05:57 PM (krQz2)

148 Hi NZ Frank. Didn't know you came around during the week. Isn't it like 6 am where you are?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2023 05:55 PM (t/2Uw)
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It's tomorrow. He's talking to us from the future!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 07, 2023 05:58 PM (fxrF8)

149 I can't imagine any problem I might have that would be fixed by cutting off my balls.
Posted by: JackStraw

There are some, but it has to be caught early enough

Posted by: Sidney Goldberg at June 07, 2023 05:58 PM (/Fdqd)

150 When is some guy going to claim he has body dysmorphia and suicidal unless he can get a penis enlargement surgery?
Posted by: polynikes

I need to look like John Holmes or, or, or...

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2023 05:58 PM (pR9et)

151 Hitler only had one ball,
Goering had two but they were small,
Himmler had something similar,
And poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 05:58 PM (Vwz3I)

152 First day hid the sun and the smoke stayed for a month. After a week I was ready to kill strangers on the street.

That was a very weird time. Very weird year overall, really. At first it was kind of cool, the colors were so odd, the sky was brownish red, etc. After not very long it started to get very unnerving and disturbing. After a week I just wanted to get out and see the sun again. My eyes were watering and uncomfortable, I couldn't go outside because it would start the coughing. It was all wrong.

Then the ice storm hit, and my aunt died, it was like this ghastly sequence of plagues. Things haven't gotten much better.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 05:58 PM (0hOvj)

153 Always follow the money.

Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 05:58 PM (OalnH)

154 It's tomorrow. He's talking to us from the future!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight

Mind.Blown.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 07, 2023 05:59 PM (ftFVW)

155 If a Vet is good enough for gun shot Mob associates a Vet is good enough for me.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 05:59 PM (MNhXM)

156 Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night (oh)

Posted by: AC*DC at June 07, 2023 05:59 PM (4I/2K)

157 Groner ?

They must have already cut his nuts off

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 07, 2023 05:59 PM (NtVYv)

158 “Provider” Must be destroyed before it destroys the English vocabulary provider.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 07, 2023 05:59 PM (Ph+gC)

159 conference call time

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2023 05:59 PM (ZLI7S)

160 The part I can't quite work out is why insurance companies go along with this, because its a big chunk of change out of their pockets. They should be very reluctant to allow this payout.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 05:51 PM (0hOvj)

I wonder whether there is quiet private financing of some of the costs. Like from that Pritzker psycho's foundation.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 05:59 PM (ZCCyW)

161 Mis-posted on previous thread:

Just back from the VA hospital. There, planted in front of the flagpoles with the American flag, and each of the services flags, was...wait for it... yes, a rainbow fag flag.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2023 05:59 PM (MbWzp)

162
When is some guy going to claim he has body dysmorphia and suicidal unless he can get a penis enlargement surgery?
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 05:54 PM

I understand the issue 100%. Met some girl who wouldn't do it unless I had nine inches.

Had to tell her that sadly I wasn't cutting off any to meet her requirement.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 07, 2023 05:59 PM (enJYY)

163 Knew a guy in HS that got hit by a baseball in the groin. In the showers it looked like he had three balls. That guy had some nicknames, I tell you.

Posted by: wth at June 07, 2023 05:59 PM (v0R5T)

164 I can get approval to cut off my schwanzsteiger in 22 minutes, but Heavens to Murgatroid I request Ivermectin for a case of the Rona- a doctor's license is on the line!

Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at June 07, 2023 05:59 PM (i6shs)

165 I can't imagine any problem I might have that would be fixed by cutting off my balls.

Well you wouldn't have to worry about sitting on one any more. That's a positive.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 06:00 PM (0hOvj)

166 As I've noted, I cannot get a Dr. to prescribe TRT for me, but a healthy girl can get her healthy breasts cut off on a whim.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 07, 2023 06:00 PM (up/3i)

167 @112 "They frame all this in terms of compassion, medicine, and needed care. But its all about money. HUGE money. Massive earnings for hospitals. Every hospital administrator is constantlyl trying to find more money to pay for the lavish grounds, new devices, and exorbitant salaries of surgeons and administrators."

True to a point I'm sure. But a see more of an alignment of many interests. There are True Believer Activists who have taken over WPATH, APA, etc.

And there are the Empire Builders and Glory Seekers: docs who get to build new Departments or become important Attendings in "Trans Medicine." And they also get to throw in a bunch of virtue signaling while they're at it --all feeding their vanity.

Some surgeons, and most hospital admin do see a profit center and lifelong subscriptions to tons of future procedures and care (like oncology patients, only better because these are young patients who'll live another 40 years).

And there's Big Pharma (Big Hormone) corrupting the science and studies in the background....

And most everyone else in institutional medicine is cowed by the Woke Activists and/or too busy to interfere if not "their area" etc

Posted by: Zek at June 07, 2023 06:00 PM (5FPX4)

168 53
Testicles removed? You can get that done at the animal shelter.
Posted by: wth

Rubber bands are cheap.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 05:42 PM (63Dwl)

Ugh. That was shown in a Clarkson's Farm episode. Seems like a brutal punishment for being a male sheep.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at June 07, 2023 06:00 PM (C8huM)

169 You there. Golden boy! Come here.
Rub me with oil...
Rub me with oil or die.

Posted by: High Priest from "Year One" at June 07, 2023 06:00 PM (ssESX)

170 Yes, by all means piss off whatever remains of your viewer base.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2023 05:57 PM (ZLI7S)

Fox is done for now. The Carlson loyalists are waiting to see what he does next.

Posted by: JmT at June 07, 2023 06:01 PM (ucixH)

171 Customer to Mechanic: My gas gauge always reads empty, even when the tank is full.

Mechanic: Ok, we'll just punch a hole in the tank so the gauge is always right!

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 07, 2023 06:01 PM (VGRuw)

172 Seems like a brutal punishment for being a male sheep.

Well at least he didn't have to bite them off.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 06:02 PM (0hOvj)

173 Oooh, getting a prescription to get your testicles cut off in just 22 minutes is TIGHT!

Posted by: Questioning Producer Guy at June 07, 2023 06:02 PM (KRtlO)

174 Speaking of smoke, my wife has given the green light to buy a Traeger. I'm going to buy a beef brisket and smoke it up.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2023 06:02 PM (eyxn4)

175 Hitler only had one ball,
Goering had two but they were small,
Himmler had something similar,
And poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.

Ist dis nicht der zuperman? Ja das ist der zuperman.

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 06:02 PM (gmo/4)

176 Then the ice storm hit, and my aunt died, it was like this ghastly sequence of plagues. Things haven't gotten much better.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 05:58 PM (0hOvj)

You hang tough too, man. Want to plan a Momee at Willamette Mission State park? We can call it the LeeMoMee

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 06:02 PM (xhaym)

177 Horrific that this is happening to children, no question...but between this kind of sterilization and abortion, the left is eliminating itself from existence. No caring conservative parent will do this to their kid... they won't survive the next two generations.

Posted by: neverBiden at June 07, 2023 06:02 PM (eIGHH)

178 174 Speaking of smoke, my wife has given the green light to buy a Traeger. I'm going to buy a beef brisket and smoke it up.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2023 06:02 PM (eyxn4)

I just got a Blackstone griddle.

New outdoor cookware is the best.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 06:03 PM (9UlRk)

179 In my career doing administrative law I took the testimony of a lot of psychiatrists and psychologists . I would say that roughly 2/3 of them were crazier than their patients. The behavior that we are seeing is not a surprise

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 07, 2023 06:03 PM (OhpJy)

180 >Has she just opened herself up to legal liability for fraud? Clearly it's fraud. So which insurance company will perform the due diligence to investigate cases where Groner (and her guidance) were utilized?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 07, 2023 05:38 PM (aXxgO)

Negative.

I provided some very good proof of billing fraud (overbilling for services that weren't provided, because I had signed log sheets from therapists that didn't match what their company billed for), which I submitted to our insurance company's investigative department. After assuring us that they took fraud very seriously, they dragged out the investigation for years and then just stopped returning our calls.

They don't care about fraud, they just pretend like they do. In the particular case in this post, they doubly won't care about fraud.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 07, 2023 06:03 PM (SWrE9)

181 It's easier to get gender-affirming care than it is to buy a gun.

Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at June 07, 2023 06:03 PM (Emce2)

182 You hang tough too, man. Want to plan a Momee at Willamette Mission State park? We can call it the LeeMoMee
Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 06:02 PM (xhaym)
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I'd be up for that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 07, 2023 06:03 PM (fxrF8)

183
Licensed Clinical Social Worker -- an LCSW, I'm guessing?

Medical schools are teaching this garbage now. These people are gonna be with us for a looooong time.

In fact, it gives me an idea for a website where I post the dates when every med school started requiring trans-medicine and trans-sensitivity in teaching (also speaking, eating, breathing, etc) so people can decide whether they want a doctor from that school and time-period.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 06:03 PM (lCaJd)

184 I wonder whether there is quiet private financing of some of the costs. Like from that Pritzker psycho's foundation.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I am pretty sure this is one of the things mandated by the ACA.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 07, 2023 06:04 PM (/Fdqd)

185 I can't imagine any problem I might have that would be fixed by cutting off my balls.
Posted by: JackStraw

Embarassing lines in your skirt?

Posted by: Michelle at June 07, 2023 06:04 PM (CaJIi)

186 It's easier to get gender-affirming care than it is to buy a gun.

Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at June 07, 2023 06:03 PM (Emce2)

And for men, it will no longer have a thing which goes up.

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 06:04 PM (gmo/4)

187 BNO News @BNONews · 21h
New York City currently has the worst air quality in the world amid smoke from Canadian wildfires

https://tinyurl.com/3yfkvm2j
[includes chart of Top 0]

BNO News @BNONews · 1h
Yankees-White Sox and Phillies-Detroit Tigers postponed until tomorrow due to poor air quality

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 06:04 PM (Vwz3I)

188
Hi NZ Frank. Didn't know you came around during the week. Isn't it like 6 am where you are?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

It's twentyfive o'clock.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 06:04 PM (63Dwl)

189 Oooh, getting a prescription to get your testicles cut off in just 22 minutes is TIGHT!
Posted by: Questioning Producer Guy at June 07, 2023 06:02 PM (KRtlO)
.......

They're not giving you too much time to think this over, are they?

Posted by: wth at June 07, 2023 06:04 PM (v0R5T)

190 Want to plan a Momee at Willamette Mission State park? We can call it the LeeMoMee

There does seem to be a surprising number of Oregon 'rons

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 06:05 PM (0hOvj)

191 BNO News @BNONews · 1h
Yankees-White Sox and Phillies-Detroit Tigers postponed until tomorrow due to poor air quality
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 06:04 PM (Vwz3I)

Pussies!

Posted by: Babe Ruth, Joe DiMaggio.... at June 07, 2023 06:05 PM (9UlRk)

192 And for men, it will no longer have a thing which goes up.

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 06:04 PM (gmo/4)
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*golf clap*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 07, 2023 06:05 PM (fxrF8)

193
New York City currently has the worst air quality in the world amid smoke from Canadian wildfires

It's MAGA's fault and Biden will fix it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 06:06 PM (63Dwl)

194 New meaning to "take two and call me in the morning"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 06:06 PM (9UlRk)

195 Yankees-White Sox and Phillies-Detroit Tigers postponed until tomorrow due to poor air quality

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 06:04 PM (Vwz3I)

I'm about 20 miles WNW of Yankee stadium, and it's clearing up a bit here.

And it was never all that bad.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 06:06 PM (ZCCyW)

196 BNO News @BNONews · 1h
Yankees-White Sox and Phillies-Detroit Tigers postponed until tomorrow due to poor air quality

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 06:04 PM (Vwz3I)

The ghost of Babe Ruth smoking a stogie in the dugout wonders what went wrong with America.

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 06:06 PM (gmo/4)

197 Bonhomme: Just to be clear, it is _specifically_ the bit at 30 seconds, and not the rest of the stuff that comes later. No insult intended here, just going for the laugh.

Also, real glad to hear that you're cancer free after having to have that procedure done.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 07, 2023 06:06 PM (nRMeC)

198 They're not giving you too much time to think this over, are they?
Posted by: wth at June 07, 2023 06:04 PM (v0R5T)
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Can't give people too much time. They might back out of life-altering irreversible surgeries.

Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2023 06:06 PM (krQz2)

199 I wore an N95 mask to take doggeh on a mini walk because of the canuck smoke.
I should've brushed my teeth first.
Lesson learned!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 07, 2023 06:07 PM (vHIgi)

200 Someone should give Groner a letter and 22 minutes later cut off her tits.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 06:07 PM (e4fEA)

201 It's a family secret recipe.

Posted by: Pete Schweddy at June 07, 2023 06:07 PM (4I/2K)

202 132 Hi NZ Frank. Didn't know you came around during the week. Isn't it like 6 am where you are?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2023 05:55 PM (t/2Uw)

Hi Sharon, No its smoko time on Thursday morning. 1000hrs.
I lurk extensively, beware. You aright?

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at June 07, 2023 06:07 PM (bgJ0E)

203 I was going to have waited until Quick Hits but as Jack Straw has spilled the beans...

BNO News @BNONews · 32 minutes
Fox News accuses Tucker Carlson of breach of contract by launching Twitter show, setting the stage for potential legal action - Axios

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 06:08 PM (Vwz3I)

204 And for men, it will no longer have a thing which goes up.

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 06:04 PM (gmo/4)
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I'm rather attached to that attachment.

Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2023 06:08 PM (krQz2)

205 In just one call, we'll snip those balls!

Posted by: Eunuchs-R-Us at June 07, 2023 06:08 PM (ssESX)

206
between this kind of sterilization and abortion, the left is eliminating itself from existence.

Posted by: neverBiden

=========

We make that argument all the time, but I don't think it works. They've got ALL the brain-washing industries: education, news media, social media, and entertainment. We were talking in the last thread about the Armenian parents who got into a fist-fight with Antifa over the trans-friendly sex ed in Glendale. They vote 70% Democrat in those Armenian precincts. Brainwashed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 06:09 PM (lCaJd)

207 New York City currently has the worst air quality in the world amid smoke from Canadian wildfires

It's MAGA's fault and Biden will fix it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 06:06 PM (63Dwl)

I call bullshit.

I'm very not far from NYC, and the air quality isn't that awful. It's no where even close to a normal Tangshan Summer afternoon.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 06:09 PM (9UlRk)

208 Ow, my balls!

Posted by: guy who always says: "Ow, my balls!" at June 07, 2023 06:09 PM (v0R5T)

209 > I just got a Blackstone griddle.

Nice!

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2023 06:09 PM (eyxn4)

210 {196} ... The ghost of Babe Ruth smoking a stogie in the dugout wonders what went wrong with America.

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 06:06 PM (gmo/4)

All of the comedy shows from the 70's and 80's are standing slackjawed, looking at our present day, asking what happened to humanity.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 07, 2023 06:09 PM (nRMeC)

211
BNO News @BNONews · 32 minutes
Fox News accuses Tucker Carlson of breach of contract by launching Twitter show, setting the stage for potential legal action - Axios
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 06:08 PM (Vwz3I)
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"Hey! You can't start a show somewhere else--just because we don't want you on Fox!"

Tucker Carlson is literally the only one I've ever heard about paid to NOT be on TV.

Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2023 06:09 PM (krQz2)

212 Yankees-White Sox and Phillies-Detroit Tigers postponed until tomorrow due to poor air quality

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 06:04 PM (Vwz3I)

For the last few years the West burned hundreds of thousands of acres (thanxs in part to glorious progressive forestry practices) and the east coast yawned. Now NY gets some some and its OMG!!!
Snort!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 06:09 PM (e4fEA)

213 In my career doing administrative law I took the testimony of a lot of psychiatrists and psychologists . I would say that roughly 2/3 of them were crazier than their patients.
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This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: 'Rachel' Levine, professor of pediatrics and psychiatry at the Penn State College of Medicine at June 07, 2023 06:09 PM (XsjQp)

214 They vote 70% Democrat in those Armenian precincts. Brainwashed.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 06:09 PM (lCaJd)
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Not sure about these days, but during my kidhood, Glendale was pretty conservative.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 07, 2023 06:10 PM (fxrF8)

215 In just one call, we'll snip those balls!

Posted by: Eunuchs-R-Us at June 07, 2023 06:08 PM (ssESX)

Snip, snip here. Snip, snip there. That's how we snip those balls. We snip and snip and snip those balls in the merry old land of Oz.

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 06:10 PM (gmo/4)

216 For $99.95 I'll cut off anyone's balls!

-Dr Sheib.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 07, 2023 06:10 PM (hXpNS)

217 A least those nerds at The Daily Wife are going after groomers/pedophiles/child abusers.

Posted by: Eagle Lips at June 07, 2023 06:10 PM (313+e)

218 Almost done!

Posted by: Misery, The Remix at June 07, 2023 06:10 PM (5FPX4)

219 DC declared a Code Red air emergency. Schools and the Y shut down all outdoor activities including the pool and pickleball courts.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2023 06:11 PM (t/2Uw)

220 You prep 'em, I'll paint 'em.

Posted by: Earl Scheib at June 07, 2023 06:11 PM (4I/2K)

221 "New York City currently has the worst air quality in the world amid smoke from Canadian wildfires"

Oh, so when Canada smokes out New York it's news, but when the smoke from those same fires was blanketing the Inland Northwest, it was no big deal.

I see how this works. Whiners.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 07, 2023 06:11 PM (ou9hh)

222 Can't the insurance companies go after these people for insurance fraud?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 07, 2023 06:11 PM (Wy1BU)

223 What can I do to get you out of a pair of balls, today!

Posted by: Pharma Closer at June 07, 2023 06:11 PM (krQz2)

224 Bailiff! Whack his peepee!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and David Ogilvy. at June 07, 2023 06:11 PM (qW9k0)

225 @211

>>Tucker Carlson is literally the only one I've ever heard about paid to NOT be on TV.

Non-Competes are largely unenforceable, however, I predicting an exception will be made in order to keep Tucker from getting the signal out.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 07, 2023 06:12 PM (up/3i)

226 Thank God our Political Class takes this sort of evil very, very seriously. I'm sure there's a furrowed brow out there in Austin, and a slowly wagging finger up in DC. More like an up turned palm. Like Steiner, they will come to the rescue. Just...bloody...sure of it.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at June 07, 2023 06:12 PM (sRpmI)

227 Ow, my balls!

Posted by: guy who always says: "Ow, my balls!" at June 07, 2023 06:09 PM (v0R5T)

Ow, my balls!

- Jack Winger

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 06:12 PM (gmo/4)

228 > Bonhomme: Just to be clear, it is _specifically_ the bit at 30 seconds, and not the rest of the stuff that comes later. No insult intended here, just going for the laugh.

Heh, no offense taken. It's a funny song.

> Also, real glad to hear that you're cancer free after having to have that procedure done.

Thanks!

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2023 06:12 PM (eyxn4)

229 Wouldn't the area where the fires are actually taking place have worse air quality than New York? Unless NY's normal pervasive odor of urine is combining with a little smoke to create something especially toxic.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 07, 2023 06:12 PM (3vCGB)

230
Not sure about these days, but during my kidhood, Glendale was pretty conservative.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight

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That's the thing -- they ARE conservative -- but they vote Democrat. Brainwashed. Those are 2016 numbers.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 06:12 PM (lCaJd)

231 Do you get a discount if you get both balls cut off?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 07, 2023 05:41 PM (ncXxy)

Now half off!

Posted by: InZona at June 07, 2023 06:12 PM (bfyic)

232
And it was never all that bad.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 06:06 PM

My wife and I prepared our '10 minute' bug-out lists today because it seemed certain the forest next to us must be ablaze. It was that bad here in SE PA.

I'm an outdoor guy and I stayed indoor 99% of the day. Solar shower would have been useless it was so overcast.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 07, 2023 06:12 PM (enJYY)

233 I call bullshit.

I'm very not far from NYC, and the air quality isn't that awful. It's no where even close to a normal Tangshan Summer afternoon.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 06:09 PM (9UlRk)

Just wait...the f*cking retards at The Weather Channel are going to name it..."SuperSmoke Canuck!"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 06:12 PM (ZCCyW)

234 Fox probably can't afford to pay Tucker not to practice....

Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2023 06:13 PM (krQz2)

235 Snip, snip here. Snip, snip there. That's how we snip those balls. We snip and snip and snip those balls in the merry old land of Oz.
Posted by: Archer
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Thread winner of the year!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 06:13 PM (Vwz3I)

236
Tucker Carlson is literally the only one I've ever heard about paid to NOT be on TV.
Posted by: Axeman

It's like being paid to not grow corn.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 06:13 PM (63Dwl)

237 > DC declared a Code Red air emergency. Schools and the Y shut down all outdoor activities including the pool and pickleball courts.
___________

Here in Kentucky the haze/smoke is forecast to remain a nuisance through Friday night. It's been a nuisance since last weekend.

People in the capitol city are fucktards.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2023 06:13 PM (Q4IgG)

238 DC declared a Code Red air emergency. Schools and the Y shut down all outdoor activities including the pool and pickleball courts.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2023 06:11 PM (t/2Uw)

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I ORDERED A CODE RED!!!

Posted by: DC at June 07, 2023 06:13 PM (e4fEA)

239 This may put insurance companies on the hook for the sure -to -come- liability lawsuits

Posted by: LASue at June 07, 2023 06:14 PM (Ed8Zd)

240 I had expected Fox to move Watters into the prime spot previously taken by Carlson and O'Reilly.

Hasn't happened yet. Not sure think they have anyone ready.

Are they looking outside?

Posted by: JmT at June 07, 2023 06:14 PM (ucixH)

241 It's like a weird satanic perversion of the circumcision ritual/covenant, isn't it?

Want to be fully a part of the Chosen People? Gotta mark yourself as a member of the tribe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 06:14 PM (9UlRk)

242 This was always going to end badly. I'd say I'm surprised but the world has going quite insane.

Posted by: Unkaren at June 07, 2023 06:14 PM (LPkjK)

243 Wouldn't the area where the fires are actually taking place have worse air quality than New York? Unless NY's normal pervasive odor of urine is combining with a little smoke to create something especially toxic.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge

The wind.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2023 06:14 PM (jzzG8)

244 It was that bad here in SE PA.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 07, 2023 06:12 PM (enJYY)

It was very hazy and dark here for a couple of hours, but there was no particulate at ground level. Sure, it's unpleasant, but I don't think it is dangerous.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 06:14 PM (ZCCyW)

245 So, how much of Canada *is* on fire? Any chance Justin and his odious cabinet will go up in flames?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 07, 2023 06:15 PM (fxrF8)

246 Just wait...the f*cking retards at The Weather Channel are going to name it..."SuperSmoke Canuck!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 06:12 PM (ZCCyW)

Boreal Firestorm Jacques

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 06:15 PM (9UlRk)

247 Snip, snip here. Snip, snip there. That's how we snip those balls. We snip and snip and snip those balls in the merry old land of Oz.
Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 06:10 PM (gmo/4)

With a snip snip here
and a tuck tuck there
here a snip, there a tuck
Old MacDonald had a farm

Posted by: MacDonalds Ball Removal at June 07, 2023 06:15 PM (v0R5T)

248 "Well at least he didn't have to bite them off."

But that's the fast and painless way to do it!

Posted by: Things Mike Rowe Learned at June 07, 2023 06:15 PM (ou9hh)

249 The Rachel Levines and Jenners of the world are the ones that piss me off the most. They had a complete family life before they decided to live their "true" selves. They had sex, fathered children, achieved success in their fields and then chose to let the crazy out. These kids will never get that opportunity because it has been stolen from them for the rest of their lives. No going back.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 07, 2023 06:15 PM (t/2Uw)

250
Ugh. That was shown in a Clarkson's Farm episode. Seems like a brutal punishment for being a male sheep.
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at June 07, 2023 06:00 PM (C8huM)

Its only painful for about 20-30 minutes according to watching after ringing them before they go numb. I can only imagine tho. I have a rule with my ram lambs, will dock tails with rubber rings, leave the bollocks alone. Poor buggers. It means that I sell all the ram lambs off and they may be slaughtered but at least they have their balls. PS- You can only do this to young lambs before the balls develop too much. Between 6 weeks to 6 months. Then you are into the torture time and it is illegal to do so. God why am I writing about this?

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at June 07, 2023 06:15 PM (bgJ0E)

251 YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I ORDERED A CODE RED!!!
Posted by: DC at June 07, 2023 06:13 PM (e4fEA)
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That would make a interesting Mountain Dew commercial.

Posted by: Axeman at June 07, 2023 06:15 PM (krQz2)

252 That's the thing -- they ARE conservative -- but they vote Democrat. Brainwashed. Those are 2016 numbers.

That can change, if they are pushed hard enough.

Having prominent Southern California Democrats denouncing them probably isn't helping.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 07, 2023 06:15 PM (2tUFv)

253 And that could be your Kid getting that letter.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2023 06:15 PM (oHd/0)

254 Yankees-White Sox and Phillies-Detroit Tigers postponed until tomorrow due to poor air quality

LOL Los Angeles would play like 5 games a summer if that is a concern

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 06:15 PM (0hOvj)

255 The cost of getting a fraudulent order for testicle removal surgery in 22 minutes:

$150.

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My balls are worth a hell a lot more than $75 each!

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 07, 2023 06:15 PM (yU+ZT)

256
Unless NY's normal pervasive odor of urine is combining with a little smoke to create something especially toxic.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge

Smoky Robinson and the Urinals

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 06:16 PM (63Dwl)

257 DC declared a Code Red air emergency.

Where's Joe? Lost in the haze.

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 06:16 PM (gmo/4)

258 Shit I'll cut your balls off for $125 and I'll barter also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 07, 2023 06:16 PM (pmmLi)

259 @240

>>I had expected Fox to move Watters into the prime spot previously taken by Carlson and O'Reilly.

Watters is an dime store O'Reilly clone with better hair, he's not very pithy or original.

FOX is in a tough spot of their own making, with no game plan to get them out of the hole they dug for themselves.

Instigating litigation against Carlson is silly.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 07, 2023 06:16 PM (up/3i)

260 Daily Kos has a heretical Luckovich political cartoon crossing the LGBTQ and Christ streams...and even the Lefties can't agree on what it means. https://tinyurl.com/2r5v7n62

I think that the comic is saying people against LGBTQ+ are no better than Judas?

The point is that cruelty to LGBTQ+ people is a betrayal of what Jesus represents.

I think the author is inferring that Jesus was gay? He WAS homeless, and hung out with 12 men.

Some great gay comedians in San Francisco had hilarious routines about these ideas or caricatures…

This cartoon is bullshit. In Matthew 5 Jesus said that the Mosaic Law had to be obeyed down to its smallest detail. One of those details is the executing of active male homosexuals.

Jesus declared his new laws (rules to follow) explained in the New Testament, and declared the old rabbinical laws to be mostly inoperative (if they at all conflicted)… Let’s be more accurate, about actual theology.

Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 07, 2023 06:16 PM (NCgXW)

261 Nothing like a good ball removal thread.

Posted by: wth at June 07, 2023 06:16 PM (v0R5T)

262 Hey I just drove home from DC to NJ and by the time I got to my house, about 15 minutes ago, things are not so bad. And they shoulda played ball tonight

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 07, 2023 06:17 PM (pmmLi)

263 I caught flak years ago for being appalled that one could send in photographs of your smile and an orthodontist would agree to treat you remotely with Invisalign devices. Even then you had to have impressions taken in a dental office. Now there is do it yourself dental appliances where you take your own impressions and they mail you a plastic partial. Do it yourself eye exams. Mass vaccinations that your doctor would lose his license if he gave you “disinformation “ about. Do it yourself virus testing. It’s regressive health care

Posted by: Jen the original at June 07, 2023 06:17 PM (Y03JK)

264 God why am I writing about this?
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at June 07, 2023 06:15 PM (bgJ0E)
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Because there are more sheep than people in NZ?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 07, 2023 06:17 PM (fxrF8)

265 God why am I writing about this?
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at June 07, 2023 06:15 PM (bgJ0E)

Hey, if you're the one with inside information on an obtuse topic of conversation, you had damn well better dish.

It is the Moron Way.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 06:17 PM (9UlRk)

266 Well, there’s no beating my Balls. They’re made from a secret Schweddy Family recipe. No one can resist my Schweddy Balls.

Posted by: Pete Schweddy at June 07, 2023 06:17 PM (4I/2K)

267 My wife and I prepared our '10 minute' bug-out lists today because it seemed certain the forest next to us must be ablaze. It was that bad here in SE PA.

I'm an outdoor guy and I stayed indoor 99% of the day. Solar shower would have been useless it was so overcast.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 07, 2023 06:12 PM (enJYY)

We were minutes away from having to evacuate in September 2020. It was like we were in the pits of hell. Anyway, do a video of all the stuff in your house as documentation for insurance purposes.

Posted by: InZona at June 07, 2023 06:18 PM (bfyic)

268 Rocky Mountain Oysters?

Here, try these LBGTQESTZ+ Oysters.

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 06:18 PM (gmo/4)

269 You do not have:

Your balls to the wall man

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 07, 2023 06:18 PM (NtVYv)

270 Why do we have so many dialysis centers? Because they prescribe meds that kill your kidney function and don't monitor for that. Same with steroids and osteoporosis. There are some good doctors out there but you can tell most weren't A students.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 07, 2023 06:18 PM (ouTlx)

271 Ari Groner?
😅😅😅

Posted by: Eagle Lips at June 07, 2023 06:19 PM (313+e)

272 I wonder if Mike Lindell offers ball removal kits, and if I'll need a promo code.

Posted by: wth at June 07, 2023 06:19 PM (v0R5T)

273 Ari Groner?
😅😅😅
Posted by: Eagle Lips at June 07, 2023 06:19 PM (313+e)

Man, google if you dare

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 07, 2023 06:20 PM (NtVYv)

274 Not sure about these days, but during my kidhood, Glendale was pretty conservative.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 07, 2023 06:10 PM (fxrF

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During my kidhood the entire state of CA was pretty conservative. Things have kinda, you know, changed.

Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 06:20 PM (OalnH)

275 For the last few years the West burned hundreds of thousands of acres (thanxs in part to glorious progressive forestry practices) and the east coast yawned. Now NY gets some some and its OMG!!!
Snort!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 06:09 PM (e4fEA)

Yup. Here in Colorado over the past few years we have had some very smoky times, whether it's from CO fires, CA fires, WA and OR fires, or most recently the Alberta fires. It happens.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2023 06:20 PM (xPJvm)

276 What do they do with the stockpile of ball?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 07, 2023 06:21 PM (VdGjU)

277 In Jersey where I am, it simply smells like a backyard fire pit, not entirely unpleasant.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 07, 2023 06:21 PM (up/3i)

278 270 Why do we have so many dialysis centers? Because they prescribe meds that kill your kidney function and don't monitor for that.

**

I am.worried about that since I'm on a bunch of bp meds

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 07, 2023 06:21 PM (vHIgi)

279 130 Dear Mr Kotter,

Juan is transitioning to Juanita and got his balls cut off. Please excuse him for being late.

Signed,
Posted by: Epstein's Mom at June 07, 2023 05:54 PM (iayUP)

Juanita Epstein did not castrate himself . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2023 06:21 PM (x0n13)

280 this wouldn't happen if we cut down all the forests and built affordable housing for everyone in central america. and bernie sanders wants a $17 an hour minimum wage for all the high school graduates with a 3rd grade education. they can lern to cod.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 07, 2023 06:21 PM (B1FKF)

281 For the last few years the West burned hundreds of thousands of acres (thanxs in part to glorious progressive forestry practices) and the east coast yawned. Now NY gets some some and its OMG!!!
Snort!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 06:09 PM (e4fEA)

Almost every major US Forest Fire has been on land administered by the Dept. of the Interior.

The reason we see very few fires on the East Coast, but the West burns yearly? Almost all land East of Denver is privately owned.... while West of Denver the Feds own HUGE tracts of land... like 45% of Calif is Fed Owned (and that does not even count State owned land).

Funny how when YOU own something, you make sure it does not burn down... but the Government? they don't care.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2023 06:21 PM (oHd/0)

282 270 Why do we have so many dialysis centers? Because they prescribe meds that kill your kidney function and don't monitor for that. Same with steroids and osteoporosis. There are some good doctors out there but you can tell most weren't A students.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 07, 2023 06:18 PM (ouTlx)

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Why are there so many HIV-related pharmaceutical commercials? If you were a foreigner visiting the country you'd think just as many people in the US have HIV as seasonal allergies.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 07, 2023 06:21 PM (ssESX)

283 Various media are reporting that Trump's former Chief of Staff has agreed to plead guilty to 2fekinies and be given limited immunity

Flaming skull time?

Posted by: Paul at June 07, 2023 06:21 PM (F7nKC)

284 Ari Groner?
😅😅😅
Posted by: Eagle Lips at June 07, 2023 06:19 PM (313+e)

Man, google if you dare
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 07, 2023 06:20 PM (NtVYv)

*shudders*

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 06:22 PM (e4fEA)

285 As the pre-med student screamed, running frantically out of the hospital.... "I said I needed TUTORING you assholes!!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 06:22 PM (9UlRk)

286 During my kidhood the entire state of CA was pretty conservative. Things have kinda, you know, changed.
Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 06:20 PM (OalnH)
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For Burbank, I think the problem was a) loss of the WWII generation and b) gradual loss of the aerospace industry.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 07, 2023 06:22 PM (fxrF8)

287 My time to shine.

Posted by: SF Scrotum Inflator Guy at June 07, 2023 06:22 PM (4I/2K)

288 There’s a drag queen kiddie reading event in Lancaster, NH on Sunday.
Let’s see: VaMoMe or testicle raid this weekend?

Posted by: RI Red at June 07, 2023 06:22 PM (zD1Id)

289 "Well at least he didn't have to bite them off."

Oy vey!
Posted by: Mohel Local 242

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2023 06:22 PM (RnmtJ)

290 275 For the last few years the West burned hundreds of thousands of acres (thanxs in part to glorious progressive forestry practices) and the east coast yawned. Now NY gets some some and its OMG!!!
Snort!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 06:09 PM (e4fEA)

__

See also snow. 3 feet of snow falls in the Rockies, nobody blinks an eye. 3 inches falls in NYC it's an emergency with non stop round the clock coverage.

It's such a fucking joke.

Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 06:22 PM (OalnH)

291 When I ran Word Around The Net and mostly focused on comments, I used to dip in to Democrat Underground every so often to see if I could get any good stuff there, to respond to. Kind of like a reaction video in slow motion.

I gave up after a while because the level of ignorance and sheer insanity was impossible to tolerate. Its like a black hole of stupid. Its every bad troll from every site, all in one group, massaging each other constantly

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 06:22 PM (0hOvj)

292 279 130 Dear Mr Kotter,

Juan is transitioning to Juanita and got his balls cut off. Please excuse him for being late.

Signed,
Posted by: Epstein's Mom at June 07, 2023 05:54 PM (iayUP)

Juanita Epstein did not castrate himself . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 07, 2023 06:21 PM (x0n13)

And now we know the true back story of Vinnie Barbarino... who morphed into John Travolta.. who is gay...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2023 06:23 PM (oHd/0)

293
We were minutes away from having to evacuate in September 2020. It was like we were in the pits of hell. Anyway, do a video of all the stuff in your house as documentation for insurance purposes.

Posted by: InZona at June 07, 2023 06:18 PM

Good idea, will do tomorrow. I mean, to people who smoke three or four packs of cigarettes a day, today was probably no big deal. But I remember the 70's when you walked into a restaurant and it was a wall of smoke. Deja vu all over again.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 07, 2023 06:23 PM (enJYY)

294 2fekinies?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 07, 2023 06:23 PM (fxrF8)

295 Mayor Adams says it's climate change climate change (yes, he said it twice) and we have to continue to draw down emissions.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 06:23 PM (63Dwl)

296 269 You do not have:

Your balls to the wall man
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 07, 2023 06:18 PM (NtVYv)

80's Rock band "Accept" approves.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 07, 2023 06:23 PM (VGRuw)

297 just a reminder, comedian/actor richard belzer had a ball removed for testicular cancer in like the late 1980s and he made it to this year.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 07, 2023 06:23 PM (B1FKF)

298 What do they do with the stockpile of ball?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 07, 2023 06:21 PM (VdGjU)
.......

Sell them to the Europeans?

Posted by: wth at June 07, 2023 06:23 PM (v0R5T)

299 Do guys have to wear a cone of shame after a ball removal?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 07, 2023 06:24 PM (VdGjU)

300 And now we know the true back story of Vinnie Barbarino... who morphed into John Travolta.. who is gay...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2023 06:23 PM (oHd/0)

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So Horshack emerged as the Apex Alpha Male from that classroom.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 07, 2023 06:24 PM (yU+ZT)

301 265 God why am I writing about this?
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at June 07, 2023 06:15 PM (bgJ0E)

Hey, if you're the one with inside information on an obtuse topic of conversation, you had damn well better dish.

It is the Moron Way.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 06:17 PM (9UlRk)

OK -well I'll tell you - I hated doing it and stopped ringing ram lambs. Its not really cruel done right, but I used to cringe in sympathy. I will not tell you how we castrated the young piglets using a razor blade in the mouth and sucking the nuts out of the scrotum, no I will not. Nor will I tell you about the 400 pound mother sow in the next pen going absolutely fucking burko, bashing her way out and trying to kill me. No I will not tell that tale.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at June 07, 2023 06:25 PM (bgJ0E)

302 Do guys have to wear a cone of shame after a ball removal?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 07, 2023 06:24 PM (VdGjU)
--------
Permanently.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 07, 2023 06:25 PM (fxrF8)

303 295 Mayor Adams says it's climate change climate change (yes, he said it twice) and we have to continue to draw down emissions.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 06:23 PM (63Dwl)

Yeah... uh... about that... you know what puts Yuge amounts of CO2 into the Air? burning wood... like when ya burn down a forest..

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2023 06:25 PM (oHd/0)

304 Whatever the next thing is is gonna be more sickening and demonic if that's possible. I'm thinking widespread government sponsored/ forced assisted suicide for any reason any time.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 06:25 PM (lX8VI)

305 Question, why would just removing testicles make you feel like a woman? Is not the whole package the issue? This thread reminds me of Rush calling Rinos Castrati. Really miss him.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 07, 2023 06:25 PM (Y03JK)

306 LOL Los Angeles would play like 5 games a summer if that is a concern

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 06:15 PM (0hOvj)

This isn't the 80s. One thing LA has done well is air quality. Smog isn't around now.

Posted by: JmT at June 07, 2023 06:26 PM (ucixH)

307 Tonight on Antique Roadshow.... how much are these testicles worth?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2023 06:26 PM (Q4IgG)

308 and the east coast yawned. Now NY gets some some and its OMG!!!

That's because for New Yorkers, thats the center of the world. Nowhere else matters. Literally nothing that happens anywhere else is at best a minor concern, maybe worth a donation, but if a tenth as much happens to NYC, its THE END OF THE WORLD.

That's why 9/11 had such a huge impact. It was objectively a terrible event that enraged most of the world, but for New Yorkers, it was one of those massive events that changed the world, and made them think and act differently for several years.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 06:26 PM (0hOvj)

309 The reason we see very few fires on the East Coast, but the West burns yearly? Almost all land East of Denver is privately owned.... while West of Denver the Feds own HUGE tracts of land... like 45% of Calif is Fed Owned (and that does not even count State owned land).

Fedgov shouldn't own one inch of land.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2023 06:26 PM (RnmtJ)

310 "What do they do with the stockpile of ball?"

Tonight's special.......

Posted by: Chinese house of Wok at June 07, 2023 06:26 PM (VMFAF)

311 266 Well, there’s no beating my Balls. They’re made from a secret Schweddy Family recipe. No one can resist my Schweddy Balls.
Posted by: Pete Schweddy at June 07, 2023 06:17 PM (4I/2K)

That took to 266 to get written?
Sheesh!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 06:27 PM (e4fEA)

312 Fox News accuses Tucker Carlson of breach of contract by launching Twitter show, setting the stage for potential legal action - Axios
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 06:08 PM (Vwz3I)

That is a non-compete and those are fun. They have to prove that Tucker was not fired, or functionally fired, and that he is competing in the same industry, and even then they have an uphill battle against restraint of trade/

O'Keefe and OMG are being sued for the same reason by Veritas

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 06:27 PM (xhaym)

313
2fekinies?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea

2 Corinthians

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 06:27 PM (63Dwl)

314 On Wednesday John Solomon of Just The News, Trump’s lawyers were told that Trump could be indicted as early as this week.

Trump later denied John Solomon’s report.

Fucking sweat beast Solomon is sensationally wrong once again. Why does anyone give this fat dickbag the time of day?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 07, 2023 06:28 PM (to8pj)

315 Tonight on Antique Roadshow.... how much are these testicles worth?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2023 06:26 PM (Q4IgG)

Dime a dozen. Best I can do.

Posted by: Rick from Las Vegas Pawn Stars at June 07, 2023 06:28 PM (4I/2K)

316 Hell, I would cut them off for $25.00 in my garage.

$20. Same as in town.

Posted by: Diesel Jones, Biologist at June 07, 2023 06:28 PM (xHEjv)

317 I'm so old I remember when the Light bringer scolded doctors for needlessly cutting of working body parts because of greed. But I guess greed is good again.

Posted by: Bete at June 07, 2023 06:30 PM (oJb1g)

318 What do they do with the stockpile of ball?"

Tonight's special.......
Posted by: Chinese house of Wok

Does it pair well with tonight's soup, cream of sumyungai?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 07, 2023 06:30 PM (IQ1rX)

319 My high school football coach lost a nut when he ran a snowmobile into a barbed wire fence. That's all I got.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 07, 2023 06:30 PM (ju2Fy)

320 They don't care about fraud, they just pretend like they do. In the particular case in this post, they doubly won't care about fraud.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen

Hey, what is the name of this company?

Posted by: Mr. Gorlopis at June 07, 2023 06:30 PM (/Fdqd)

321 while West of Denver the Feds own HUGE tracts of land

Top five federal owned lands by state:

Nevada: 80.1%
Utah: 63.1%
Idaho: 61.9%
Alaska: 60.9%
Oregon: 52.3%

This includes national parks and monuments, of course.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 06:30 PM (0hOvj)

322 onight on Antique Roadshow.... how much are these testicles worth?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2023 06:26 PM (Q4IgG)
---
Are they from a tiger? And can I get them in powder form to mix into my tea to increase my potency?

Posted by: Chinese Mafia at June 07, 2023 06:31 PM (BpYfr)

323 Ace wrote an article years ago about a Oregon decision/law/lawmaker where the "Best Internet of the Country" was used as a justification.

Should've listened to the millions of dad's who have been dragged and destroyed by the state because under "the best interest of the child".

Same energy. The Devine Feminine. The Longhouse.

Posted by: Eagle Lips at June 07, 2023 06:31 PM (313+e)

324 The world is getting crazier by the minute.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 07, 2023 06:31 PM (r2Mtq)

325 Jeepers. We deal with intense wildfire smoke every summer.

Nut up and stop whining you east coast pussies.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2023 06:32 PM (3XMoj)

326
My high school football coach lost a nut when he ran a snowmobile into a barbed wire fence. That's all I got.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 07, 2023 06:30 PM

I don't wanna appear unconcerned with his plight, but did he have trouble re-starting the snowmobile again?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 07, 2023 06:32 PM (enJYY)

327 "What do they do with the stockpile of ball?"

The secret food for all those grasshoppers we're gonna have to eat.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 06:33 PM (e4fEA)

328 "Almost every major US Forest Fire has been on land administered by the Dept. of the Interior."

The Forest Service lets them go so they can get more funding from Congress. At least according to one of our forestry professors, when I was eavesdropping.

It's their version of the FBI Waco/Ruby Ridge stuff.

Turn all of the federal lands over to the states they're located in, and you'll see better land management, most likely.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 07, 2023 06:33 PM (ou9hh)

329 I wouldn't be surprised if we learned all these wildfire aren't really wild and are being set by governments to claim climate change and grab more power.

Posted by: InZona at June 07, 2023 06:33 PM (bfyic)

330 So Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst was right about doctors and amputation...

Yikes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2023 06:34 PM (TDfdz)

331 How did the Feds get possession of all that land?? Serious question...

Posted by: tubal at June 07, 2023 06:34 PM (PCK5/)

332 When Phillies First Baseman John Kruk got testicular cancer, he had one removed. Later he was quoted as saying "if you don't let me play, I'll take my ball and go home."

The particularly appropriate part of this is that he got a ball thrown straight into the pills on a play, and went to the doctor, who diagnosed him with the cancer, which saved his life.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 06:34 PM (0hOvj)

333 Do guys have to wear a cone of shame after a ball removal?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 07, 2023 06:24 PM (VdGjU)
........

Well, you don't want them constantly licking the wounds.

Posted by: wth at June 07, 2023 06:34 PM (v0R5T)

334 I remember reading about some performance artist who read poetry naked to an audience, and then unexpectedly slammed two bricks together on his testicles...the thread reminded me of it, but my Googling couldn't find the story. It DID find this Yoko Ono story I'd never heard that I know you'll all appreciate!

In Cut Piece, an early piece of feminist art first staged in 1964, Yoko Ono knelt on the ground and laid down a pair of scissors. The audience were invited to come forward and cut off any piece of her clothing. It started politely but became more and more threatening as her clothes were reduced to rags and she kneeled in her underwear.

It even has some neato pictures!
https://tinyurl.com/3fp73vxx

Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 07, 2023 06:34 PM (NCgXW)

335 The world is getting crazier by the minute.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 07, 2023 06:31 PM (r2Mtq)

Gal, that has been by all people, for all time.

Posted by: JmT at June 07, 2023 06:35 PM (ucixH)

336 I wouldn't be surprised if we learned all these wildfire aren't really wild and are being set by governments to claim climate change and grab more power.
Posted by: InZona at June 07, 2023 06:33 PM (bfyic)
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I was thinking this morning that it would be a bit ironic if the smoke from the wildfires lingered long enough to cause a global cooling effect throughout the summer.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 06:35 PM (BpYfr)

337 Jeepers. We deal with intense wildfire smoke every summer.

Nut up and stop whining you east coast pussies.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2023 06:32 PM (3XMoj)
***

Absolutely a world class blending of two thought lines in the thread.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 06:35 PM (e4fEA)

338 Testicular cancer is very survivable.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 06:35 PM (Vwz3I)

339 Top five federal owned lands by state:

Nevada: 80.1%
Utah: 63.1%
Idaho: 61.9%
Alaska: 60.9%
Oregon: 52.3%
_____

Why do these states put up with this?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 07, 2023 06:36 PM (fs1hN)

340 OT-Time for the family movie. Tonight's feature: "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance." No, you will be happy to know that I am not going to review it, because you mostly have all seen it, and so have I and spouse, but son hasn't. It is fun to see old movies with FenSon, and get his reaction. Last night he and his dad watched "The Prestige" which was a recent film which won many awards, but the description didn't appeal to me so I didn't see it. Son liked it. Husband found the two male characters (magicians) both so obnoxious that he didn't really enjoy it.

Anyway, Jimmy Stewart was one of my favorite actors.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 06:36 PM (Keyt1)

341 How did the Feds get possession of all that land?? Serious question...

Partly "defense concerns" like putting air force bases etc on them. Partly national parks, forests, and monuments (like Obama signing them into law to prevent oil exploration). Partly just land grabs by the government

Mind you 80% of Nevada is a lunar hellscape with nothing of value, so nobody cares if the government owns it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 06:36 PM (0hOvj)

342 What do they do with the stockpile of ball?
Posted by: That Northern skulker
.......

I would suggest making little shrunken ball heads out of them and selling them in gift shops.

Posted by: wth at June 07, 2023 06:37 PM (v0R5T)

343 "How did the Feds get possession of all that land?? Serious question..."

With the western states, the feds just said, "These are the boundaries of the states, whatever we don't sell to settlers we keep", I think.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 07, 2023 06:37 PM (ou9hh)

344 How did the Feds get possession of all that land?? Serious question...
Posted by: tubal

They "claim" it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2023 06:37 PM (RnmtJ)

345 I am.worried about that since I'm on a bunch of bp meds

FWIW, runaway high BP will take out kidney function just about as fast as poor kidney function will cause high BP. Ask a doctor what the connection is, and watch the doctor's face closely.

The whole spectrum from first kidney stone through dialysis is now on a spectrum, managed by franchised national firms who profit at every stage of the "process." They do not appreciate patients escaping from their process. They'll be happy to send you their informational packet and sign-up sheet.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 07, 2023 06:37 PM (jYCXf)

346 The bull, he no always lose, Senor!

Posted by: Waiter at the Bullring Cafe at June 07, 2023 06:38 PM (4I/2K)

347 Yoko's lucky they didn't give her the "femme tondue" treatment during that little bit of scissors/clothing performance art. Crowds get weird and ugly, and when it happens, it happens fast.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 07, 2023 06:38 PM (nRMeC)

348 Whatever the next thing is is gonna be more sickening and demonic if that's possible. I'm thinking widespread government sponsored/ forced assisted suicide for any reason any time.
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 06:25 PM (lX8VI)

I remember reading Welcome to the Monkey House by Vonnegut in high school and one of the stories had gasohol and suicide booths which we thought was hilarious and odd. That would never happen! But here we are.

Posted by: InZona at June 07, 2023 06:38 PM (bfyic)

349 Teddy R, the first Progressive, got the Federal Park system going, yes?

Posted by: tubal at June 07, 2023 06:38 PM (PCK5/)

350 Anyway, Jimmy Stewart was one of my favorite actors.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 06:36 PM (Keyt1)

++++
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance is an excellent choice.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 07, 2023 06:38 PM (r2Mtq)

351 In Cut Piece, an early piece of feminist art first staged in 1964, Yoko Ono knelt on the ground and laid down a pair of scissors. The audience were invited to come forward and cut off any piece of her clothing. It started politely but became more and more threatening as her clothes were reduced to rags and she kneeled in her underwear.

It even has some neato pictures!
https://tinyurl.com/3fp73vxx
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 07, 2023 06:34 PM (NCgXW)
***

When John Lennon came home that night he saw what happened, he was heard to say, "Yoko! Oh...no!!!"
And now you know the rest of the story.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 06:38 PM (e4fEA)

352 I love Liberty Valance, even though it is basically a deconstruction of westerns. The hero is a weedy pacifist who wins by talk and education. Its not a surprise this movie is based on a western by a woman (although so was True Grit and Lord God on high that is a wonderful book).

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 06:39 PM (0hOvj)

353
Nut up and stop whining you east coast pussies.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2023 06:32 PM

Satellite pics show about a third of the country, including the midwest under intense smoke, and the word flammagenitus comes to mind. It's real and it's spectacular.

I doubt even Muldoon could find 'flammagenitus' in the OCD-10 codes.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 07, 2023 06:39 PM (enJYY)

354 "Top five federal owned lands by state:

Nevada: 80.1%
Utah: 63.1%
Idaho: 61.9%
Alaska: 60.9%
Oregon: 52.3%
_____

Why do these states put up with this?"

Because they haven't figured out that they can weaponize eminent domain against the feds.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 07, 2023 06:39 PM (ou9hh)

355 I did more with one nut then most guys with three!

Posted by: Lance Armstrong, the winner at June 07, 2023 06:40 PM (R/m4+)

356 "I would suggest making little shrunken ball heads out of them and selling them in gift shops."

Moose poop earrings are popular with the touristy crowd...I have a great idea!

Posted by: Bosk at June 07, 2023 06:40 PM (VMFAF)

357 Wait, no True Grit was written by Charles Portis. What book am I thinking of??

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 06:40 PM (0hOvj)

358 It started politely but became more and more threatening as her clothes were reduced to rags and she kneeled in her underwear.

--

So it was somehow threatening because everyone was polite enough to leave her underwear on.

Wow, what counterculture.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 06:40 PM (/BX3R)

359 In Cut Piece, an early piece of feminist art first staged in 1964, Yoko Ono knelt on the ground and laid down a pair of scissors. The audience were invited to come forward and cut off any piece of her clothing. It started politely but became more and more threatening as her clothes were reduced to rags and she kneeled in her underwear.

It even has some neato pictures!
https://tinyurl.com/3fp73vxx
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 07, 2023 06:34 PM (NCgXW)

Huh.

Yoko looks surprisingly cute in that photo.

Welp, everybody gets their fifteen minutes, I guess.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2023 06:41 PM (fb7jX)

360 {351} ... And now you know the rest of the story.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 07, 2023 06:38 PM (e4fEA)

So that's how Blue Oyster Cult came up with the lyrics for Godzilla!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 07, 2023 06:41 PM (nRMeC)

361 Nut up and stop whining you east coast pussies.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2023 06:32 PM (3XMoj)

Hey!

I'm just about to go outside and grill a very large ribeye!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 06:41 PM (ZCCyW)

362 Oh:
Catherine Herridge @CBS_Herridge
NEW: Former AG Barr confirms probe into FBI record, FD 1023, containing allegations of an alleged bribery scheme involving then VP Biden, was not "closed down" but sent to "Delaware for further investigation."

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 07, 2023 06:41 PM (CwhoI)

363
Mind you 80% of Nevada is a lunar hellscape with nothing of value, so nobody cares if the government owns it.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 06:36 PM (0hOvj)

Every time I fly to Utah or Texas I look down out the window and start drooling, look at all that open desert. Look at all those long long range rifle ranges, going cheap.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at June 07, 2023 06:41 PM (bgJ0E)

364 347 Yoko's lucky they didn't give her the "femme tondue" treatment during that little bit of scissors/clothing performance art. Crowds get weird and ugly, and when it happens, it happens fast.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 07, 2023 06:38 PM

Let's be honest...Yoko is a batshit crazy, talentless hack attention whore. She probably was hoping for the crowd to go out of control, and the more outrageously they violated her, the better.

Posted by: Moron Artist at June 07, 2023 06:41 PM (NCgXW)

365 Most impressive! However, I had asked to see your testimonials. Your references.

Posted by: HR Hiring Manager at June 07, 2023 06:42 PM (4I/2K)

366 This isn't the 80s. One thing LA has done well is air quality. Smog isn't around now.
Posted by: JmT

I can attest to this.
When growing up you could see the brown layer over Santa Monica from Santa Barbara.
When the wind blew from the West you could smell it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 06:42 PM (yruun)

367 Yoko looks surprisingly cute in that photo.

Welp, everybody gets their fifteen minutes, I guess.
Posted by: naturalfake

Nooooooo! I think you just broke the first seal of the apocalypse.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 07, 2023 06:43 PM (IQ1rX)

368 Perhaps this can replace the snip? The ladies will say "why us again?"

New lifelong contraceptive injection for CATS: Single-dose shows promising results for female felines - and it could benefit other species

https://mol.im/a/12170113

Posted by: Ciampino --- Why are elephants so wrinkly? They won't fit on the ironing board at June 07, 2023 06:43 PM (qfLjt)

369 Yoko Ono - one of the original woke libs.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 07, 2023 06:43 PM (vHIgi)

370 362 Oh:
Catherine Herridge @CBS_Herridge
NEW: Former AG Barr confirms probe into FBI record, FD 1023, containing allegations of an alleged bribery scheme involving then VP Biden, was not "closed down" but sent to "Delaware for further investigation."
Posted by: Citizen Cake
_____

That's confusing because I'm pretty sure "sent to Delaware for further investigation" is a euphemism for "closed down"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 07, 2023 06:44 PM (fs1hN)

371 I don't like the Jimmy Stewart character in "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance."

Moves west.
Steals John Wayne's girl.
Gets elected to Congress
Then Senator for many years.

The fucker moved west and then moved to Babylon DC.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 07, 2023 06:44 PM (vg8N1)

372 go to know Phat Chance agrees with Comey

Christie says Trump not committed to rule of law

Rove and the left is paying these people

and Meatball and his pals are fine with it

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2023 06:44 PM (us2H3)

373 good to know

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2023 06:45 PM (us2H3)

374 Then there the films Jimmy Stewart did for the US Air Force like "Cowboy 52". Or course there is that cinema blockbuster called Strategic Air Command which is chok-a-block full of airplane pr0n.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 07, 2023 06:45 PM (TDfdz)

375

President Biden has vetoed a measure that would have overturned his student debt relief plan, leaving the fate of the program in the hands of the Supreme Court.

“Congressional Republicans led an effort to pass a bill blocking my Administration’s plan to provide up to $20,000 in student debt relief to working and middle class Americans,” Biden said in a tweet on Wednesday. “I won’t back down on helping hardworking folks.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 06:45 PM (63Dwl)

376 Here's a fun little tidbit that I saw recently in a conversation about illegals. ACLU:

"Roughly two-thirds of the United States’ population lives within the 100-mile zone—that is, within 100 miles of a U.S. land or coastal border. That’s about 200 million people."

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 06:45 PM (/BX3R)

377 Yoko always reminds me of the Khmer Rouge.

I became aware of both at the same time.

The horror, the horror…

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 07, 2023 06:45 PM (R/m4+)

378 {361}I'm just about to go outside and grill a very large ribeye!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 06:41 PM (ZCCyW)

But... but... Ace is about to hang some more shelves.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 07, 2023 06:45 PM (nRMeC)

379 “Congressional Republicans led an effort to pass a bill blocking my Administration’s plan to provide up to $20,000 in student debt relief to working and middle class Americans,” Biden said in a tweet on Wednesday. “I won’t back down on helping hardworking folks.”

--

Rich white kids in grad school.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 06:45 PM (/BX3R)

380 I will never forget the Bob Hope comedy special when he opens a window and a bunch of smog rolls in.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 07, 2023 06:45 PM (vg8N1)

381 Hey!

I'm just about to go outside and grill a very large ribeye!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June

You're skipping boiling it in plastic for 38 hours first?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2023 06:46 PM (4PLHt)

382 362 Oh:
Catherine Herridge @CBS_Herridge
NEW: Former AG Barr confirms probe into FBI record, FD 1023, containing allegations of an alleged bribery scheme involving then VP Biden, was not "closed down" but sent to "Delaware for further investigation."
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 07, 2023 06:41 PM (CwhoI)

Uh, why Delaware, when the infractions happened around the Country, and World... but mainly in DC?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2023 06:46 PM (oHd/0)

383 "New lifelong contraceptive injection for CATS: Single-dose shows promising results for female felines - and it could benefit other species"

I can't think of any possible way that would go horribly wrong and be weaponized against "undesirable" populations.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 07, 2023 06:46 PM (ou9hh)

384 Uh, why Delaware, when the infractions happened around the Country, and World... but mainly in DC?

Posted by: Romeo13

--

Home cooking.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 06:46 PM (/BX3R)

385 noodstream

see what I did there??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 06:46 PM (Vwz3I)

386 NEW: Former AG Barr confirms probe into FBI record, FD 1023, containing allegations of an alleged bribery scheme involving then VP Biden, was not "closed down" but sent to "Delaware for further investigation."

it is hard to figure who to believe btwn these two scumbags

Raskin or Barr

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2023 06:46 PM (us2H3)

387 I love Liberty Valance, even though it is basically a deconstruction of westerns. The hero is a weedy pacifist who wins by talk and education. Its not a surprise this movie is based on a western by a woman (although so was True Grit and Lord God on high that is a wonderful book).
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 06:39 PM (0hOvj)

I've always seen It as the opposite. Stewart stood up to the bully when no one else would knowing he would likely be killed. That's the opposite of a weedy guy who just talks. The new part I never liked is John Wayne didn't face the bully but shot him from the shadows. He could have stepped out and stopped it . But then you wouldn't have a movie.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 06:47 PM (QJGMB)

388 "Roughly two-thirds of the United States’ population lives within the 100-mile zone—that is, within 100 miles of a U.S. land or coastal border. That’s about 200 million people."
Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 06:45 PM (/BX3R)

Drove cross country last month... I rate this as 'True'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2023 06:47 PM (oHd/0)

389 That's confusing because I'm pretty sure "sent to Delaware for further investigation" is a euphemism for "closed down"

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 07, 2023 06:44 PM (fs1hN)

+++

I can connect the dots in a matter of minutes. No need to send to Delaware. So yes, it goes to Delaware for its final funeral.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 07, 2023 06:47 PM (r2Mtq)

390 Nice Pride rant from.a wholesome blonde

twitter.com/GallopingGaye/status/
1666443226918576132

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 07, 2023 06:47 PM (vHIgi)

391 The patients self-diagnose.

So, just like prescriptions for "medical marijuana" here in Oklahoma.

Except the doc won't waste 20+ minutes of your time.

Posted by: mindful webworker - high on life at June 07, 2023 06:47 PM (Uy8+9)

392
I'm just about to go outside and grill a very large ribeye!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 07, 2023 06:41 PM

I figured out why my 'shrimp on the barbie' turned out all gray and lifeless a couple of days ago. I used seasoned Apple wood over a wood fire. Which made the onions, shrooms, tomatoes, veal, whole potatoes, etc taste smokey as hell. But grey looking shrimp didn't cut it. Shoulda used a probe to make sure they hit 192 degrees. Which I suspect they didn't.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 07, 2023 06:48 PM (enJYY)

393 IX-Nay on the AUD-fray!

Posted by: Groomer, I mean Groner at June 07, 2023 06:48 PM (LaNzR)

394 So, no one got my sock.

Gorlopis is the guy Barton Keyes (played by E. G. Robinsons) calls out for burning his own truck in the movie Double Indemnity.

Barton Keyes was worried about fraud.

Posted by: Mr. Gorlopis at June 07, 2023 06:49 PM (/Fdqd)

395 @370

>>That's confusing because I'm pretty sure "sent to Delaware for further investigation" is a euphemism for "closed down"

It also revels that Barr was taking orders and not doling them out.

F**king pissant errand boy.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 07, 2023 06:49 PM (up/3i)

396 Stewart did a bunch of cowboy movies, a surprising number for a weedy guy like him. He did a meh radio show western for a few years, too. More of a soap opera called The Six Shooter.

I really, really like Stewart as an actor, he is always great even if the movie isn't all that terrific. He was pretty versatile too.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 06:49 PM (0hOvj)

397 nood

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 07, 2023 06:49 PM (Vwz3I)

398 vmom: That deserves to get carried over into the next thread because willowed.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 07, 2023 06:49 PM (nRMeC)

399 I can't think of any possible way that would go horribly wrong and be weaponized against "undesirable" populations.

"Why, we'd never do something like that!"
--medical scientists shredding Tuskeegee documents

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 06:50 PM (0hOvj)

400 295 Mayor Adams says it's climate change climate change (yes, he said it twice) and we have to continue to draw down emissions.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 06:23 PM (63Dwl)

None of the fossil-fuel driven climate change cultists can give the definition of the noun "climate." Yet they are experts in climate change. We are doomed.

Posted by: Gref at June 07, 2023 06:52 PM (AMIL/)

401 This week at Jiffy Pube, we're offering a lube change and 14 point grease job Special for $34.99.

Offer valid until your next synthetic menses.

Coffee and WiFi while you wait.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 07, 2023 06:52 PM (fY84s)

402 Don't get the tiger nuts. Guy I know got them and his corn flakes bill is bigger than his house payment.

Posted by: Eromero at June 07, 2023 06:53 PM (Uv0D2)

403 Catherine Herridge @CBS_Herridge
NEW: Former AG Barr confirms probe into FBI record, FD 1023, containing allegations of an alleged bribery scheme involving then VP Biden, was not "closed down" but sent to "Delaware for further investigation."
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 07, 2023 06:41 PM (CwhoI)

Uh, why Delaware, when the infractions happened around the Country, and World... but mainly in DC?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2023 06:46 PM (oHd/0)

Trump will be indicted 2-3 more times before h biden is ever charged with anything. the corruption runs deep

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 07, 2023 07:01 PM (pmmLi)

404 Salmon on the grill. Potlatch-style seasoning.

The lovely and delightful Mrs naturalfake in making her famous beet pasta.

Grilled asparagus.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2023 07:02 PM (fb7jX)

405 I for one am eager for the mentally ill leftists to sterilize their children and lead them to kill themselves. A self imposed commie asshole Baba Yar. Good fucking riddance.

Get a group together to cut the balls and tits off FIB, DOJ, NSA,and their spawn and I’ll be a happy fella. PSO.

Posted by: House of Pain at June 07, 2023 07:07 PM (bG9IO)

406 My thought is if you're of age, and are calling to get a diagnoses, you basically want to be transitioned, so who cares. As long as my tax dollars or insurance costs aren't going to be used to cover your transition, then go live your fantasy and then regret it later. We can't stop every mentally deranged person from doing whatever stupid shit they want, and we shouldn't waste time and capitol doing people from making bad decisions, they need to learn for themselves.

On the other hand if they help or encourage anyone under 18 from doing this, they should be locked in prison for life.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 07, 2023 07:36 PM (GwPIh)

407 GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT
OFF

Posted by: hurricane567 at June 07, 2023 07:38 PM (hTeRG)

408 If you're asking a stranger, over the internet no less, whether you should get yourself castrated/hysterectomized/mastectomized, you're already a lost cause.
"Who has need to deny reality? He who suffers from reality. But to suffer from reality is to be an abortive reality!"
-Freidriche Nietzsche-

FJB

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410 These sick leftists have been wanting to chop the balls off men for decades now. This is the official excuse.

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411 They don't reproduce, they recruit.

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