Psychotic Bitch at Daily Beast Brands Casey DeSantis a "Walmart Melania Trump"

Casey DeSantis wore a jacket bragging that Florida is "Where Woke Goes to Die."

In May, Ron DeSantis accurately foretold the future:

Ron DeSantis just had a tumultuous launch of his presidential campaign, to say the least. But the Florida governor appears more concerned with the fact that the liberal elites are trying to keep his wife, Casey, off magazine covers. "If she were a Democrat, she'd be on every fashion magazine," DeSantis said on The Mark Levin Show on Wednesday.

Indeed, she's an easy eight. I would say a Cracker Barrel nine.

"But because we're conservative, we know that that's not what happens. In reality, it will be the opposite, where they try to really attack."

A psychotic unmedicated AWFL bitch at the Daily Beast decided to prove Ron DeSantis right.

Enjoy this contemptuous sneering by an ugly, aging woman who herself is probably like most leftists -- lowborn herself, but possessed of the belief that her nasty belief in the Cult of Leftist Elites makes her some kind of aristo.

The First Lady of Florida showed up on the campaign trail in Iowa this weekend wearing a ghastly black leather jacket--American flag on front, an alligator and the silhouette of her state on the back, with the sneering words, "Where Woke Goes to Die"--that brought to mind nothing so much as the racks of a Red State big-bin store where it would be retailing for $24.99.
To be fair, Casey DeSantis wore the bomber to a charity biker rally and I'm sure the campaign intended it to be a viral moment, like Melania Trump's infamous "I Really Don't Care" coat that the former First Lady donned to check out the border crisis.
The message on Melania's coat, like the one-time model herself, was sphinxlike. Was it a sign to the outside that Melania dreamed of escaping her boorish husband, the stuff of a thousand Resistance Twitter fever memes? Was it the physical manifestation of the Trumps' casual cruelty? After all, Melania was flying down to where the administration locked up little kids in cages and tore them from the arms of their desperate parents. Did it mean nothing at all, like her spox insisted--maybe like Melania herself, a cipher whose eyes seem to betray an inner emptiness, like the infinite refraction of mirrored light off of all those gold-plated Trump Tower bathroom fixtures?
By contrast, Casey DeSantis' coat is just like her husband Ron DeSantis' campaign: Crude. Grasping. Saying the ugly part out loud. Whereas Trump would wink-wink at the fascists--who can forget his dog whistle to the "very fine people on both sides" at Charlottesville--DeSantis wants to peel off Trump's base by being even more explicit about who he intends to target. You can see it right there on his wife's jacket: DeSantis' Florida is where the woke go to die--and a lot of other people die as well.

Note the almost-comical and brazen message: DeSantis is worse than Trump, and Casey DeSantis is worse than the woman we demonized for seven years, Melania.

They're not even embarrassed of this crude propaganda, or that literally everyone in the world predicted it.

They don't mind being predictable in service of the Marxist-Maoist cause.

Florida under DeSantis has had one of the highest COVID death rates in the nation, even as he's exulted in his anti-mask policies. And as the governor whips up anti-LGBT sentiment and bans books on race, Casey's jacket and its message of death also bring to mind the horrific Pulse nightclub mass shooting in Orlando, not to mention the state's shameful history of Jim Crow-era lynch mobs and the Rosewood massacre.

Jim Crow and the Rosewood Massacre. My God.

But of course, DeSantis and his cronies want to prevent kids from learning about any of that by censoring their library books and AP curricula.
The jacket, then, is a warning: Watch out, America.
It's hard to say one is reading too much into a coat that's so explicit--and anyways, as The New York Times noted in a fawning profile, Casey DeSantis is definitely trying to make a political statement with what she wears, with her aspirations of "Camelot-meets-Mar-a-Lago." But while Casey may be trying to position herself after Jackie Kennedy (good luck) and even Melania, if this weekend is any indication, she's falling far short. It doesn't matter how many times she wears that ice-blue Badgley Mischka cape-dress. The DeSantis' will never be Camelot. Jackie and JFK symbolized the opposite of vulgar pettiness--they embodied youth, energy, a commitment to moral progress in the struggle for Civil Rights, a country fresh with idealism. Not an America that was obsessed with banning books about male seahorses and rainbows, or nuking the latest Disney movie.

Further unfavorable comparisons to the Trumps:

Ron and Casey will also never be the Trumps. For one thing, the Trumps have all that wealth to retreat into, not bothering themselves with the lives they wrecked along the way. Like Tom and Daisy Buchanan, just over in West Egg, not East Egg.

Jesus take the wheel.

For another, Trump manages to command attention naturally, whereas the governor's attempts to make headlines always feel forced. Whereas Donald Trump is terrifyingly, inexorably himself, the DeSantis' are more like poseurs. Fake Birkins. Mar-a-Lago imitators. They rail against the elites but Ron went to Harvard. They wear black leather jackets to a biker rally--regular folks!--but they really prefer to be mingling with Elon's tech bros and wearing those designer duds. They want it way too much and it shows. Why else would Ron whine so bitterly about his wife being jilted by Vogue?

I dunno, why do you and other ugly white women white so bitterly when men are forbidden to participate in women's sports? I would say that most people are bothered by what they perceive to be unfairness. Except in DeSantis' case, he's got a point.

Still, as they appear on the campaign trail, we are seeing clues to who the DeSantis' are at heart. We've got a Sunshine State Lady Macbeth, in her green cape and white gloves, with her middling husband and her thirst for the crown--and we've got a guy who wants to be sitting in a corner, mumbling about the Federalist Papers and gobbling pudding off his fingers.
Trump would never eat pudding with anything other than a gold spoon--while pressing the button for his 20th Diet Coke of the day and trying to bomb Iran on a whim. Put another way, Trump is the danger of raw, chaotic id. DeSantis, meanwhile, is the little jerk who's going to make all of us pay for how he had no friends in third grade, or whatever his particular villain origin story is.
Whether the GOP's base will respond to DeSantis and his wife trying to imitate Donald and Melania--whether they'll be happy buying the knock-offs--is an open question. I'm sure many MAGA-types love a jacket that so blatantly sticks it to the libs. Still, we're told that the average GOP voter doesn't like feeling that elites are talking down to them (like someone nerding out about the Federalist Papers?), even though one suspects that they actually want to be the rich guy eating off the golden spoon. Will Red State primary voters see more of themselves in strivers like Ron and Casey--or in their old, brash, filthy-rich 'God Emperor' and his supermodel spouse?

Okay, so if you've been bored so far, you should read this next part.

Of course, neither Melania Trump nor Casey DeSantis could ever embody the class and effortless elegance of Michelle Obama or Dr. Jill Biden.

LOL, Michelle Obama in her A-Box-of-Crayolas-Threw-Up prints? Jill Biden in her... fishnet stockings and yellow trainers?

Oh, sheer elegance, those two!

And so much more beautiful than this dog Casey DeSantis, too!

Many ugly women, like this one, fancy themselves connoisseurs of fashion, because they buy into the Fashion Industry's lie that if you follow their trends and read the magazines they advertise in, you can turn yourself into a beautiful women.

Those First Ladies have used fashion not as a punitive tool to stick it to political enemies--nor as a bored, nihilistic shrug--but as something generous and welcoming. Think the pure sweetness of Michelle's Jason Wu floral gown for the Obamas' first inaugural ball, or Jill's pastel blue coat that echoed the colors of Ukraine's flag when Volodymyr Zelensky visited the White House. In those moments, we remembered that fashion is not only a way to look and feel great, but a way to be inspired to help other people feel great about themselves, too. We remembered that fashion is a joyous extension of who you are and a symbol of what you want the world to know about you and about what you stand for. Think Bernie Sanders in his woolen Inauguration mittens. Think poet Amanda Gorman in her radiantly cheerful yellow coat that day, the color of sunshine and hope.
So what does Casey DeSantis want us to know about her? What does she stand for? Well, we know she's a woman who has high ambitions for her awkward husband. We know she's a woman who understands the power of the image.

For the next part, keep in mind that the newest attack on Casey DeSantis is... how do we even know she had breast cancer? Maybe she's lying!

We know she's a woman who has overcome the great trials of a breast cancer diagnosis. Anyone going through that must have strength and grit. Still, we've all met people who have stared death in the face and came out the other side incandescently glowing with life and with love.

Perhaps that is the case in Casey DeSantis' private and personal life, but on the public stage, with that black leather jacket, she's telling us she stands for something else. She's telling us she is cheering on a spouse who gets his kicks off targeting his fellow Americans. She's telling us she's down with his message of division and dehumanization. She's telling us they are ready for far more power. She's incandescent in her black leather jacket, at her husband's side--both of them seething with hate.

I'm glad there was no hate in this article.

Here's a picture of this hag here.

On Fox, this woman correctly divined that this is yet another attack on the working and middle classes from people who are themselves "commoners" as well -- just commoners that really, really believe in the prerogatives of the nobility.

Megyn Kelly rips on the piece along with Jesse Kelly:

Jesse Kelly makes the point -- which you would think no longer needed being made -- that conservatives should never attempt to "moderate" their positions to please the communists, because the communists will never be pleased or appeased.

National Review is incapable of learning this lesson. They will continue defending "Pride" onesies for children, as editor Phil Klein does here, saying that it shouldn't bother "conservative," until the day this amateurish grifter blog goes bankrupt. Which I pray will be soon.

DeSantis visited the border today, where he announced, "We will shut it down, build the wall, and end mass migration."

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Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2023 02:22 PM (DRSnL)

2 She's very, very pretty. That said, it wouldn't hurt to tone down the makeup a tad.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2023 02:23 PM (DRSnL)

3 Overhanging blubber rolls are tight!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 07, 2023 02:23 PM (4I/2K)

4 En fuego!"

Posted by: That Guy Who Shouts "En fuego!" at June 07, 2023 02:23 PM (a3Q+t)

5 The Decent Left never EVER stops.

Want to find out what the Left *really* thinks about a designated victim group? Watch what they say about one who isn't on the plantation.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 02:24 PM (QeADR)

6 Make Mayonnaise Hair Great Again!

Posted by: Sharkmouth at June 07, 2023 02:24 PM (4I/2K)

7 Ugly, bitter woman jealous of beautiful, happy woman.

Film at 11.

Posted by: Bosk at June 07, 2023 02:25 PM (VMFAF)

8 Cat fight!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 07, 2023 02:25 PM (72qIu)

9 but, but, ... families are off limits...

*only for actual people...

according to leftists...

and i'm sure the usual one name suspects will be along to tell us this is all ok in a matter of a few minutes...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 07, 2023 02:25 PM (nXhwP)

10 These are voters conditioned to believe black trannies and old ladies wearing slip covers is stylish.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 02:26 PM (LQjWA)

11 a commitment to moral progress

Yes; I always think of JFK, banging everyone he could while still married to a lovely woman, as a beacon of moral progress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 02:27 PM (Keyt1)

12 DeSantis visited the border today, where he announced, "We will shut it down, build the wall, and end mass migration."

I believe he would actually do it if by some act of God he was elected.

This kind of article though, it just feeds into the stereotype of the bitchy woman talking crap behind another woman's back, trying to tear her down.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 02:28 PM (0hOvj)

13 Aggravating and Depressing

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2023 02:28 PM (bs+z0)

14 commies get the vapors when someone tells them to knock their shit off.

*shocked face*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 02:28 PM (llON8)

15 Wow, shitty people attacking people who are doing well.

Same as it ever was

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 07, 2023 02:28 PM (NtVYv)

16 You know,
The left thinks men can become women, that ugly is beautiful and stupid is successful.

Some people just need ******

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2023 02:28 PM (Av3al)

17 "Michelle Obama in her A-Box-of-Crayolas-Threw-Up prints?"

oh my, laugh out loud funny.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 07, 2023 02:29 PM (B1FKF)

18 That's DOCTOR Jill Biden, bub!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 02:29 PM (63Dwl)

19 "I don't know....too much drama around Desantis. We may have to jump off this train."

If you think dumping Agent Orange over "drama" concerns will help The Cause, it won't. This is Exhibit "A". Desantis will be a "Russian Colluder" in a few short weeks. If the Left could "find" "classified" docs in his garage, they would.

Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at June 07, 2023 02:29 PM (i6shs)

20 She's not a tranny so, no, these "fashion" magazines won't be putting her on their covers.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 07, 2023 02:29 PM (ik/65)

21 I find Casey highly attractive.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2023 02:29 PM (pohLc)

22 17 "Michelle Obama in her A-Box-of-Crayolas-Threw-Up prints?"

And the Boob belt.. Don't forget the boob belt

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2023 02:29 PM (bs+z0)

23 By contrast, Casey DeSantis' coat is just like her husband Ron DeSantis' campaign: Crude. Grasping. Saying the ugly part out loud.

Well, someone's saying the ugly part out loud. Or at least being ugly in public.

Being leftist requires a complete lack of self-awareness.

Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at June 07, 2023 02:29 PM (Emce2)

24 The left is scared to death of DeSantis.

Posted by: FromNJ at June 07, 2023 02:29 PM (Cg7xp)

25
Here's a picture of this hag here.

A Walgreen's Cashier 3.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2023 02:30 PM (fb7jX)

26 Some people just need ******
___

Jesus Christ as their Savior.

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at June 07, 2023 02:30 PM (ziXmc)

27 Katie Baker has the thousand c*ck stare.

But at least she got to the top and they gave her a bunch of make believe awards and a monogrammed towel right?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 02:30 PM (lc5cP)

28 The DeSantis' will never be Camelot.

I don't think this is the insult they think it is.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 02:30 PM (llON8)

29 >>>LOL, Michelle Obama in her A-Box-of-Crayolas-Threw-Up prints? Jill Biden in her... fishnet stockings and yellow trainers?

Oh, sheer elegance, those two!

Hey. Say what you want about """Doctor""" Jill, but nobody wears a jockstrap with more class and elegance than Michelle Obama.

Posted by: Dr. T at June 07, 2023 02:30 PM (jGGMD)

30 Jill Biden has all the "effortless grace" of Woody Allen.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 07, 2023 02:30 PM (ik/65)

31 Nothing says "effortless elegance" like hating whitey, shitting on the flag and propping up a helpless pile of decrepit maggot infested fermenting jell-o shit so you can have some time in the spotlight in your 70's wallpaper style frump cover.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 02:31 PM (gorQz)

32 >Here's a picture of this hag here.

She's a Dollar Tree five at best.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 07, 2023 02:31 PM (NgqoH)

33 Katie is not UGLY, she just looks like she was sprayed down with a power washer to look presentable

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 02:31 PM (xhaym)

34 Indeed, she's an easy eight. I would say a Cracker Barrel nine.
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Yeah, she's pretty. And if she was married to Gavin Newsom, she'd be on the cover. Just like Melania - who was definitely our most glamorous first lady - she gets the snub.

Everything is political.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 02:31 PM (DU+/6)

35 28 The DeSantis' will never be Camelot.

I don't think this is the insult they think it is.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 02:30 PM (llON

Right... how did Camelot work out for JFK ...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2023 02:31 PM (bs+z0)

36 So...if Ron DeSantis drove his wife to suicide and married the babysitter...then the left would love DeSantis-wife2 like they love Jill Biden?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 02:31 PM (lc5cP)

37 I laughed at this the first time I read it. Casey DeSantis is lovely. The funnier thing about this is the author inadvertently complimented Melania. The funnier funnier thing is we are told by the left we are never to judge or shame women based on their looks. Guess they just meant that for ugly women on their side of the fence.

Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 02:31 PM (ZdaMQ)

38 Here's a picture of this hag here.

Ya know, with a soul transplant and a little time to grow her eyebrows back, she would be quite pretty.

Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at June 07, 2023 02:31 PM (Emce2)

39 Mooch was about as alluring as two dogs fucking.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2023 02:31 PM (pohLc)

40 All I see is a straggly dishwater haired blonde jealous of poised a lady.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 02:32 PM (yruun)

41 Being leftist requires a complete lack of self-awareness.
Posted by: Emmie

It's a inverted religion.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 07, 2023 02:32 PM (jzzG8)

42 Jill Biden is the Rosa DeLauro of first ladies.

Posted by: Bosk at June 07, 2023 02:32 PM (VMFAF)

43 Right... how did Camelot work out for JFK ...

Well...it wasn't a pain in the neck.

Posted by: JFK at June 07, 2023 02:32 PM (lc5cP)

44 I guess the psycho hag’s leather jacket is the correct fashionable leather jacket. No self awareness as usual.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 02:32 PM (MNhXM)

45 or one might have said...

neither Melania Trump nor Casey DeSantis could ever embody the classlessness and inelegance effort of Michelle Obama or Dr. Jill Biden.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 07, 2023 02:32 PM (B1FKF)

46 Seems kind of trite and shallow to me. Especially from people who support the current Quick Chek Pulled Pork Pageant Queen and Step on a Rake Stupid Champion First "Lady".

Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2023 02:32 PM (cn09p)

47 >>> 36 So...if Ron DeSantis drove his wife to suicide and married the babysitter...then the left would love DeSantis-wife2 like they love Jill Biden?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 02:31 PM (lc5cP)

According to Brandon his wife was killed by a drunk driver, so that first part doesn't count.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 02:32 PM (llON8)

48 The Left has a well rehearsed template/playbook they run on any Republican. Paint horns on his/her/xer head, call them racists, nazis, haters, etc.
They would have even done this to Jeb!, given the chance.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 07, 2023 02:33 PM (72qIu)

49 Jim Crow and the Rosewood killings were perpetrated by democrats.

Posted by: Obviously at June 07, 2023 02:33 PM (7zEAH)

50 Of course, neither Melania Trump nor Casey DeSantis could ever embody the class and effortless elegance of Michelle Obama or Dr. Jill Biden.

WOW wow wow wow

I can't even comment. that can't be parodied. are we sure this isn't a joke?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 07, 2023 02:33 PM (w0NJk)

51 "Here's a picture of this hag here."

That jacket is ghastly.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 02:33 PM (iayUP)

52 Recently the media complained about the Lady MacBeth trope when applied to Mrs Fetterman, but promptly dusted it off for Casey.

One bone to pick - it's not mass migration, it's illegal immigration.

Posted by: InZona at June 07, 2023 02:33 PM (bfyic)

53 At least Casey is attractive and normal.

Leftist progressive scrunts have nothing better to do than rip lovely married women.

Well, until one of their cats needs to go to the Vet.

This bitch is so unhappy and miserable she has to project her rage on a beautiful young mother.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 07, 2023 02:33 PM (6Tc2R)

54
Not a big fan of leather jackets. True story; my wife and I were waiting to get into a South Street Philly club where the Hooters were playing. Standing right outside waiting for another couple. We both had on fashionable leather coats. Some guy appears out of no where with a camera on tripod sets it down and then walks away.

The next week in the Philly Inquirer (a leftist rag) is a picture of my wife and I captioned as 'young toughs' who according to the article were terrorizing South Street citizens. A suburban businessman and his Catholic schoolteacher wife. My wife wrote a blistering 'Letter to the Editor' which they actually printed.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 07, 2023 02:33 PM (enJYY)

55
Michelle Obama and Jill Biden are Elegant

is the same lie as

Joe Biden is decent

the economy is roaring

and a man can become a woman

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 02:33 PM (Dw4Q1)

56 Katie Baker = three-hole truck stop whore.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 07, 2023 02:33 PM (ik/65)

57 Right... how did Camelot work out for JFK ...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2023 02:31 PM (bs+z0)

Nothing like an afternoon drive to clear your head

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 07, 2023 02:34 PM (OgrpQ)

58 Gator looks embroidered. Can anybody see, is the whole jacket-back embroidered? Wearing real motorcycle jackets quickly turns you into a connoisseur of fine thick-hide embroidery.

Bomber jackets can have painted mascots. Not your colors, though. That's supposed to be real.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 07, 2023 02:34 PM (jYCXf)

59 Mooch was about as alluring as two dogs fucking.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2023 02:31 PM

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Elizabeth "Two Dogs" Warren at June 07, 2023 02:34 PM (a3Q+t)

60 I think that Baker broad got scorched online... "Truck Stop Barbie" or some such smack down.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 07, 2023 02:34 PM (Q4IgG)

61 Desantis is worse than Trump, who was worse than Romney, who was worse than McCain, who was worse than Bush 2, who was worse than Dole, who was worse than Bush 1, who was worse than Reagan, who was worse than Nixon.....

Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at June 07, 2023 02:34 PM (i6shs)

62 Why give that daily beast any clicks? She isn't worth it.

Posted by: Roy at June 07, 2023 02:34 PM (yN05i)

63
A 1,312-word article on Casey's jacket. That's the length of an undergrad English lit paper analyzing a Coleridge poem.

The woman needs to calm her brain.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 02:34 PM (lCaJd)

64 you wont catch me talking shit about chewbacca

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2023 02:34 PM (us2H3)

65 By contrast, Casey DeSantis' coat is just like her husband Ron DeSantis' campaign: Crude. Grasping.

Just not our sort, dahling.

She's very, very pretty. That said, it wouldn't hurt to tone down the makeup a tad.

No matter how you slice it, she's gorgeous.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 02:34 PM (eOEVl)

66 38 Here's a picture of this hag here.

ah! the telltale glow of retinol/tretoinin

yes she is about to wall-hit at speed

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 07, 2023 02:34 PM (w0NJk)

67 >>> 48 The Left has a well rehearsed template/playbook they run on any Republican. Paint horns on his/her/xer head, call them racists, nazis, haters, etc.
They would have even done this to Jeb!, given the chance.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 07, 2023 02:33 PM (72qIu)

Unpossible! Jeb is a Quality, Electable candidate along the lines of honorable men like John Kasich and Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at June 07, 2023 02:34 PM (llON8)

68 We've got a Sunshine State Lady Macbeth, in her green cape and white gloves, with her middling husband and her thirst for the crown--and we've got a guy who wants to be sitting in a corner, mumbling about the Federalist Papers and gobbling pudding off his fingers.
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LOL, wut? Except for the bit about the Federalist papers, it sounds like this shrew is describing FJB and his power-hungry wife...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 02:34 PM (YIVH2)

69 The First Lady of Florida showed up on the campaign trail in Iowa this weekend wearing a ghastly black leather jacket--American flag on front, an alligator and the silhouette of her state on the back, with the sneering words, "Where Woke Goes to Die"--that brought to mind nothing so much as the racks of a Red State big-bin store where it would be retailing for $24.99.
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Assume it's true that it's a cheap item. The opinion on it is just that - an opinion - and is not relevant.

Why the cheap-shaming? This is a constant undercurrent in the lefty media and sucks. Why put down people who don't wear expensive clothes or live in expensive houses or drive expensive clothes? Not everyone can afford expensive, and some people who *can* afford expensive choose not to because they have different priorities. It isn't shameful, and it doesn't make them sub-human.

This is nose-in-the-air elitism, and - even worse - it comes pouring out of the mouths of those who are in reality sub-elite, W-2 employees themselves. That makes it even more contemptible because it isn't even genuine elitism. It's just throne-sniffing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 02:34 PM (DU+/6)

70 That picture of the author is from 2015. I wonder how she looks now after a few years of covid lockdown lifestyle.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at June 07, 2023 02:34 PM (t4BDZ)

71 >>The left is scared to death of DeSantis.
Posted by: FromNJ at June 07, 2023 02:29 PM (Cg7xp)

More scared of him than Trump, I think, because they know DeSantis will be harder to demonize and ridicule. Sure, they'll try, but it won't be nearly as easy as it was with Trump.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 07, 2023 02:34 PM (bNf8H)

72 "Michelle Obama in her A-Box-of-Crayolas-Threw-Up prints?"

And the Boob belt.. Don't forget the boob belt
Posted by: It's me donna

Or the fish-scale sequined thigh-high boots with the king-size sheet dress.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 02:35 PM (yruun)

73 Florida under DeSantis has had one of the highest COVID death rates in the nation, even as he's exulted in his anti-mask policies. And as the governor whips up anti-LGBT sentiment and bans books on race, Casey's jacket and its message of death also bring to mind the horrific Pulse nightclub mass shooting in Orlando, not to mention the state's shameful history of Jim Crow-era lynch mobs and the Rosewood massacre.
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This woman is hysterical. Someone really needs to tell her to calm the fuck down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 02:35 PM (DU+/6)

74 "Yes; I always think of JFK, banging everyone he could while still married to a lovely woman, as a beacon of moral progress."

Well, it's not like she specified ~in which direction~ the moral progress was being done...

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 07, 2023 02:35 PM (ou9hh)

75 Of course, neither Melania Trump nor Casey DeSantis could ever embody the class and effortless elegance of Michelle Obama or Dr. Jill Biden.

Wow.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 02:35 PM (eOEVl)

76 Katie Baker has the thousand c*ck stare.

She looks like she hit the wall at 120 MPH after an Arkansas State Patrol PIT.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 07, 2023 02:35 PM (ZGrMX)

77 The left mostly wants the Republican voters to kill each other, fighting like the Killkenny Cats, until there is nothing left but the tails.

And, Camelot? I think the lesson there is that Arthur, without Guinevere and Lancelot would have been . . . Happily married to someone else.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 02:35 PM (xhaym)

78 Do we not have a picture of this horrid author? Is she so ghastly, hideous and revolting, no monstrous image to wretch at?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2023 02:35 PM (cn09p)

79 Note the almost-comical and brazen message: DeSantis is worse than Trump, and Casey DeSantis is worse than the woman we demonized for seven years, Melania.

The speech had been proceeding for perhaps twenty minutes when a messenger hurried on to the platform and a scrap of paper was slipped into the speaker's hand. He unrolled and read it without pausing in his speech. Nothing altered in his voice or manner, or in the content of what he was saying, but suddenly the names were different. Without words said, a wave of understanding rippled through the crowd. Oceania was at war with Eastasia!

Posted by: George O. at June 07, 2023 02:36 PM (xttsV)

80 Dr Jill Biden - always reminds me of this movie scene

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhkwh8u30mo

Posted by: InZona at June 07, 2023 02:36 PM (bfyic)

81 It's hard to say one is reading too much into a coat that's so explicit--and anyways, as The New York Times noted in a fawning profile, Casey DeSantis is definitely trying to make a political statement with what she wears, with her aspirations of "Camelot-meets-Mar-a-Lago." But while Casey may be trying to position herself after Jackie Kennedy (good luck) and even Melania, if this weekend is any indication, she's falling far short.
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This hysterical loon undid her own argument. If DeSantis' wardrobe choice is explicitly political - and it appears that it is - then glamorous high fashion isn't the point...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 02:36 PM (DU+/6)

82 Not a big fan of leather jackets. True story; my wife and I were waiting to get into a South Street Philly club where the Hooters were playing. Standing right outside waiting for another couple. We both had on fashionable leather coats. Some guy appears out of no where with a camera on tripod sets it down and then walks away.

The next week in the Philly Inquirer (a leftist rag) is a picture of my wife and I captioned as 'young toughs' who according to the article were terrorizing South Street citizens. A suburban businessman and his Catholic schoolteacher wife. My wife wrote a blistering 'Letter to the Editor' which they actually printed.

DUDE! that's a great story! what?!?!

I would love that. The Inky calling me a young tough! damn son that's cool tho

at the TLA no less!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 07, 2023 02:36 PM (w0NJk)

83 DeSantis visited the border today, where he announced, "We will shut it down, build the wall, and end mass migration."

///////////

one. holy shit. boiiing.

two. I want that 4 year presidentin' retribution tour.

Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 02:36 PM (MLrvz)

84 More scared of him than Trump, I think, because they know DeSantis will be harder to demonize and ridicule. Sure, they'll try, but it won't be nearly as easy as it was with Trump.
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Meh. If Jesus was running would they change their pitch? They are Joanie One Notes. Its what they do. They get paid to do this.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 02:36 PM (LQjWA)

85 "Seething" huh? Any seethers 'round here?

Posted by: BignJames at June 07, 2023 02:36 PM (AwYPR)

86 it's no surprise that the pussy-hat brigade thinks Mrs DeSantis is 'ghastly.'

The left is ALWAYS all about the ugly girls hating on the pretty girls. It's a cornerstone of their religion to hate beauty and femininity.

I can say this because I'm a girl.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma Donald J. Trump is our duly elected president at June 07, 2023 02:36 PM (l0Cy4)

87 *** a bunch of make believe awards and a monogrammed towel right?***

I read that as a "mammogrammed" towel and it confused the hell out of me.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at June 07, 2023 02:36 PM (3DZIZ)

88
Good lord, this "author" isn't some content mill writer or kiddie columnist trying to say something, anything -- it's an Executive Editor.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 02:37 PM (lCaJd)

89 I want you to know that Doctor Jill Biden has single handily destroyed the floral couch covering industry.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 07, 2023 02:37 PM (8vzCZ)

90 Trump's going to be indicted for gathering, transmitting, or losing national defense documents.

https://tinyurl.com/yb6nc4b6

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2023 02:37 PM (eyxn4)

91 Trump would never eat pudding with anything other than a gold spoon--while pressing the button for his 20th Diet Coke of the day and trying to bomb Iran on a whim.

Except Trump was the first president since FDR that didn't bomb anyone. 😂😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2023 02:37 PM (RnmtJ)

92 "Yeah, she's pretty. And if she was married to Gavin Newsom, she'd be on the cover."

If she was a pregnant man I bet she could get on a cover,

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 02:37 PM (iayUP)

93 Jesse Kelly makes the point -- which you would think no longer needed being made -- that conservatives should never attempt to "moderate" their positions to please the communists, because the communists will never be pleased or appeased.
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Which, uh, is the whole campaign of almost all Republicans running in 2024 .....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 07, 2023 02:37 PM (5EnGD)

94 The clown makeup journo would gladly clean big Mikes carpet.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 07, 2023 02:37 PM (nnp+f)

95 Casey DeSantis is not sexy like Michelle Obama or Lia Thomas. Where are the muscles and penis? Hard pass.

Posted by: Eliot Page, Dude at June 07, 2023 02:37 PM (HTGCT)

96 They want it way too much and it shows. Why else would Ron whine so bitterly about his wife being jilted by Vogue?
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1. This is serious, junior-high mean girl bullshit
2. He wasn't whining about it - at least wasn't my read of it. He was pointing out the outrageous double standard.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 02:37 PM (DU+/6)

97
"Seething" huh? Any seethers 'round here?
Posted by: BignJames

==========

Just as soon as I get in my 50 pounces for the day!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 02:37 PM (lCaJd)

98

"International Women's Media Foundation's 2015 Courage in Journalism Awards"

LMAO.

They make up all these things that cause them to be all afraid and scared, then bravely fight against the thing they created, then get a fuckin award.

Anyone hear anything about the FLINT WATER CRISIS now that Dick Snyder's gone and Fat Ass Gretch is in power.

NOPE.

The awards were given, parties had and liberal twats all energized.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 07, 2023 02:37 PM (UCNv1)

99 Ted always told me he wanted fuck Melania cuz I told him she was a ho

Posted by: Liz Mahr at June 07, 2023 02:37 PM (us2H3)

100 >>The left is scared to death of DeSantis.
Posted by: FromNJ at June 07, 2023 02:29 PM (Cg7xp)

More scared of him than Trump, I think, because they know DeSantis will be harder to demonize and ridicule. Sure, they'll try, but it won't be nearly as easy as it was with Trump.

It's as plain as the nose on your face.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 02:38 PM (eOEVl)

101 Ugly, bitter woman jealous of beautiful, happy woman.

Film at 11.
Posted by: Bosk at June 07, 2023 02:25 PM

In other news, water wet, experts say.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 07, 2023 02:38 PM (5sOEG)

102 90 Trump's going to be indicted for gathering, transmitting, or losing national defense documents.

Can't make up their minds ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2023 02:38 PM (bs+z0)

103 >>> 71 >>The left is scared to death of DeSantis.
Posted by: FromNJ at June 07, 2023 02:29 PM (Cg7xp)

More scared of him than Trump, I think, because they know DeSantis will be harder to demonize and ridicule. Sure, they'll try, but it won't be nearly as easy as it was with Trump.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 07, 2023 02:34 PM (bNf8H)

Because they won't entirely make shit up if they feel like it, like... oh let me think.... "Ron DeSantis is COLLUDING with the brutal invader Vladimir Putin!!"

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 02:38 PM (llON8)

104 Who can ever forget Michelle Obama's cotton ball dress at the Inaugural Ball?

https://tinyurl.com/39fn37w3

Posted by: huerfano at June 07, 2023 02:38 PM (7zEAH)

105 Many ugly women, like this one, fancy themselves connoisseurs of fashion, because they buy into the Fashion Industry's lie that if you follow their trends and read the magazines they advertise in, you can turn yourself into a beautiful women.
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Also known as "Art Critic's Disease." Some art critics take glee in tearing down the work of others because they have tried - and failed - to make great art themselves.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 02:38 PM (DU+/6)

106 Twitchy had a good piece on this hag: https://tinyurl.com/y4dzt4kk

Posted by: 496 at June 07, 2023 02:38 PM (tqfDX)

107 >66 38 Here's a picture of this hag here.

ah! the telltale glow of retinol/tretoinin

yes she is about to wall-hit at speed

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 07, 2023 02:34 PM (w0NJk)

Nothing a few *more* chemical peels can't fix. That and pancake makeup. Or commercial wall spackle.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 07, 2023 02:38 PM (NgqoH)

108 The left is scared to death of DeSantis.
Posted by: FromNJ at June 07, 2023 02:29 PM (Cg7xp)

More scared of him than Trump, I think, because they know DeSantis will be harder to demonize and ridicule. Sure, they'll try, but it won't be nearly as easy as it was with Trump.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 07, 2023 02:34 PM (bNf8H)

DeSantis has the advantage of seeing the Left’s playbook on Bush and Trump and what defense worked and didn’t work against them. If he is the nominee I hope his team studies this. If Trump is the nominee I hope his team learns from their mistakes.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 02:38 PM (MNhXM)

109 The message on Melania's coat, like the one-time model herself, was sphinxlike.

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LOL. Sphinxlike. She spent hours thinking that one up/

Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 02:38 PM (OalnH)

110 That settles it. I won't be voting for Casey DeSantis.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 07, 2023 02:38 PM (KbCG3)

111 39 Mooch was about as alluring as two dogs fucking.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 07, 2023 02:31 PM (pohLc)

But the left fawned over her dresses and style. Some of those dresses were god-awful.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 02:38 PM (ynpvh)

112 No matter how you slice it, she's gorgeous.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 02:34 PM (eOEVl)

Whoa whoa whoa did somebody say slice??!!?

Posted by: Trans Affirming Surgeon at June 07, 2023 02:38 PM (W78CL)

113 Katie is not UGLY, she just looks like she was sprayed down with a power washer to look presentable

I agree, she isn't ugly, probably a 6 on a good day, but she certainly is filled with cockroaches and rotting rats inside.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 02:39 PM (0hOvj)

114
More scared of him than Trump, I think, because they know DeSantis will be harder to demonize and ridicule. Sure, they'll try, but it won't be nearly as easy as it was with Trump.

Keep telling yourself that

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2023 02:39 PM (bs+z0)

115 Jack Straw do you think this time they will tell DJT what he is charged for?

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2023 02:39 PM (uh53v)

116 Jesse Kelly makes the point -- which you would think no longer needed being made -- that conservatives should never attempt to "moderate" their positions to please the communists, because the communists will never be pleased or appeased.

The Mike Pence brigade are to the left of the Obama re-election campaign on almost every issue of note.

But they'll tell you they are the "real conservatives!".

Posted by: JFK at June 07, 2023 02:39 PM (lc5cP)

117 the problem with desantis, really, is that he's short.

but he's got the short guy good looking face, see his navy picture.

Is his wife a cracker barrel 9? IDK ... it, at once, seems unfair to continually hit liberals for being ugly hags, only being floated by naïve groomed hollywood starlets.

BUT

BUT

that fucking line about Michelle/Dr. Jill's style and blippyity blah. fuck you liberal bitches. you lunatics. you feral monsters wearing the paint you've ripped off the walls.

Analysis: ace's tone is appropriate

Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 02:39 PM (MLrvz)

118 Sorry. I just found the link. The one with the burnt die-job, terrible completion riddled with blackhead, cheap imitation leather bondage jacket she probably borrowed from Jill Biden and a mouth only The Joker would envy.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2023 02:39 PM (cn09p)

119 Who was the fashion editor that looked like a circus clown?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2023 02:39 PM (PiwSw)

120 109 The message on Melania's coat, like the one-time model herself, was sphinxlike.

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LOL. Sphinxlike. She spent hours thinking that one up/

Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 02:38 PM (OalnH)

She confused Sphinx with her sphincter as she wrote that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 02:39 PM (ynpvh)

121 Sandra Fluke has a higher body count then Katie Baker but...by less then an order of magnitude.

Posted by: JFK at June 07, 2023 02:39 PM (lc5cP)

122 We know she's a woman who has overcome the great trials of a breast cancer diagnosis. Anyone going through that must have strength and grit. Still, we've all met people who have stared death in the face and came out the other side incandescently glowing with life and with love.
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"Sure, she had a problem and she got through it, but so do lots of other people and I will now be snarky about it."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 02:40 PM (DU+/6)

123 The next week in the Philly Inquirer (a leftist rag) is a picture of my wife and I captioned as 'young toughs' who according to the article were terrorizing South Street citizens. A suburban businessman and his Catholic schoolteacher wife. My wife wrote a blistering 'Letter to the Editor' which they actually printed.
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DUDE! that's a great story! what?!?!

I would love that. The Inky calling me a young tough! damn son that's cool tho

at the TLA no less!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 07, 2023 02:36 PM (w0NJk)
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I'd be tempted to leverage that street cred to become the gang lord of South Philly...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 02:40 PM (YIVH2)

124 >>>I want you to know that Doctor Jill Biden has single handily destroyed the floral couch covering industry.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 07, 2023 02:37 PM

Bitch ain't getting my floral couch. It's both a classic and a hide-a-bed.

Posted by: huerfano at June 07, 2023 02:40 PM (7zEAH)

125 Jill wears clothing recycled from the Goodwill bargain-upholstery slipcovers. Nothing classy about that.

Posted by: EveR at June 07, 2023 02:40 PM (MUpk6)

126 Do we not have a picture of this horrid author? Is she so ghastly, hideous and revolting, no monstrous image to wretch at?
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2023 02:35 PM (cn09p)

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Guess how I know you didn't read the content? :wink:

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2023 02:40 PM (DRSnL)

127 "Seething" huh? Any seethers 'round here?

Did someone say Seether?

https://youtu.be/jC9AUR-iTo0

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 02:40 PM (0hOvj)

128
DUDE! that's a great story! what?!?!
I would love that. The Inky calling me a young tough! damn son that's cool tho
at the TLA no less!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 07, 2023 02:36 PM

100% true. I have a leather coat, very fashionable or I'd never wear it. I'm just not a biker type dude. My wife's leather coat was equally fashionable. But leather is evil or something. No, leather is warm when Philly is cold.

Funny thing is the biatch that wrote the hit piece is wearing leather in Ace's link to her pic.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 07, 2023 02:40 PM (enJYY)

129 Remember AOC's "Tax The Rich" dress? Now that was classy.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 02:40 PM (iayUP)

130 On Fox, this woman correctly divined that this is yet another attack on the working and middle classes from people who are themselves "commoners" as well -- just commoners that really, really believe in the prerogatives of the nobility.
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I shoulda kept reading. I could saved the digital ink at @69...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 02:41 PM (DU+/6)

131 LOL. Sphinxlike. She spent hours thinking that one up/
Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 02:38 PM (OalnH)

She ain't nuttin' like me! B%tch needs to sit down!

Posted by: Leon Spinks at June 07, 2023 02:41 PM (PiwSw)

132 Trump's going to be indicted for gathering, transmitting, or losing national defense documents.
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Of course he is.
There was never any doubt they were going to charge him with something.

But let's keep pretending this is about Trump. And not his voters ....
We just need to have a better candidate than Trump in 2024 and this will all end ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 07, 2023 02:41 PM (5EnGD)

133 "I dunno, why do you and other ugly white women white so bitterly when men are forbidden to participate in women's sports?"
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Maybe because sports girls have trim bodies, while women like the author are cows? Therefore they cheer for trans athletes to beat up the girls who made them look bad.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 07, 2023 02:41 PM (TgBWG)

134 Jesse Kelly makes the point -- which you would think no longer needed being made -- that conservatives should never attempt to "moderate" their positions to please the communists, because the communists will never be pleased or appeased.
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Absolutely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 02:41 PM (DU+/6)

135 This will work as well as Hillary's "basket of deplorables" comment did.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 07, 2023 02:41 PM (2tUFv)

136 Remember AOC's "Tax The Rich" dress? Now that was classy.

If only Marie Antoinette had thought of it first!

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 02:41 PM (lc5cP)

137 I think the lie is also that if you agree with experts it makes you an expert.

A VERY pernicious lie.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 02:42 PM (/62qq)

138 But let's keep pretending this is about Trump. And not his voters ....
We just need to have a better candidate than Trump in 2024 and this will all end ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 07, 2023 02:41 PM (5EnGD)
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I think that about covers the present mess.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 07, 2023 02:42 PM (krUzW)

139 >>> 129 Remember AOC's "Tax The Rich" dress? Now that was classy.
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 02:40 PM (iayUP)

How much did it cost (the taxpayers, you know that stupid bint didn't pay for it herself)?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 02:42 PM (llON8)

140 Except Trump was the first president since FDR that didn't bomb anyone. 😂😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 at June 07, 2023 02:37 PM (RnmtJ)

He did correctly and efficiently drone and bomb one of the leaders of the Revolutionary Guard and also Al Queda factions.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 02:42 PM (MNhXM)

141 129 Remember AOC's "Tax The Rich" dress? Now that was classy.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 02:40 PM (iayUP)

And the entire affair was in violation of House rules...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 02:42 PM (ynpvh)

142 Twitchy had a good piece on this hag: https://tinyurl.com/y4dzt4kk
Posted by: 496 at June 07, 2023 02:38 PM (tqfDX)

She looks like a Sex Pistols groupie. Yeesh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2023 02:42 PM (xPJvm)

143 "Guess how I know you didn't read the content? :wink:
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2023 02:40 PM (DRSnL)"

Scold. 😀

Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2023 02:42 PM (cn09p)

144 Cracker Barrel 9. Ace is best!!

Posted by: Montec at June 07, 2023 02:42 PM (OalnH)

145 Of course he is.
There was never any doubt they were going to charge him with something.

The moment Trump backed down and agreed to let Biden assume power I knew this was going to happen. Hell, if he didn't he's a fool.

And then the next step will be to Epstein him - I assume "death from COVID" as the official cause of death for the LULZ.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 02:43 PM (lc5cP)

146 The Leftist Press are a bunch of vicious scumbags, Casey DeSantis will easily be one of the prettiest first ladies in the history of this country.

Just a notch below Milania.

Casey is a White House 11.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 07, 2023 02:43 PM (up/3i)

147 By the way, I wish the best to Casey DeSantis in her battle with cancer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 07, 2023 02:43 PM (krUzW)

148 they can throw trump in jail for obstructing justice by winking and nodding to his lawyers to quote unqote "follow the law" and by "doing what he's allowed to do" which a DC jury of sewer rat demons will rubber stamp.

but honestly, I think that's bri'ar patch stuff.

Gimmee an electable desantis who also is anti illegal, and who may hire Gator to do the 4 year retribution tour that Comey promised. (as is Comey/strzok/weissmann/bragg/pelosi/biden's collective birthrights_)

Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 02:43 PM (MLrvz)

149 I'm thinking seethers might drool....when they're seething.

Posted by: BignJames at June 07, 2023 02:43 PM (AwYPR)

150 I don't think Mrs DeSantis is a raving beauty but she is pleasant and attractive, which is better. I agree with Jordan that she'd be better with less makeup, but I think that about nearly all women.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 02:43 PM (0hOvj)

151 "It doesn't matter how many times she wears that ice-blue Badgley Mischka cape-dress. The DeSantis' will never be Camelot. Jackie and JFK symbolized the opposite of vulgar pettiness--they embodied youth, energy, a commitment to moral progress in the struggle for Civil Rights, a country fresh with idealism."

A little true history for you ignorant slut - Jackie O smoked like a chimney and drank like a fish. She was smart enough to have people around her that could hide this. She also burned through money like fire and all of this was probably in response to her husband's pill popping, numerous affairs and foreign affair disasters.

Posted by: Cheri at June 07, 2023 02:43 PM (oiNtH)

152 jesse Kelly makes the point -- which you would think no longer needed being made -- that conservatives should never attempt to "moderate" their positions to please the communists, because the communists will never be pleased or appeased.

---

We learned years ago that the only answer is "okay," and then keep going.

Racist? Okay.
Homophobe? Okay.
Want to push grandma off a cliff in her wheelchair because she can't keep her doctor and you don't want her premiums reduced by 3000%?

Okay. Fine. Now back to the topic.

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 02:43 PM (/BX3R)

153 Full view: https://tinyurl.com/bdfas3bn

I amend my rating from a Dollar Tree five to a Pilot Truck Stop three...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 07, 2023 02:43 PM (NgqoH)

154 More scared of him than Trump, I think, because they know DeSantis will be harder to demonize and ridicule. Sure, they'll try, but it won't be nearly as easy as it was with Trump.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 07, 2023 02:34 PM (bNf8H)

Because they won't entirely make shit up if they feel like it, like... oh let me think.... "Ron DeSantis is COLLUDING with the brutal invader Vladimir Putin!!"

Of course they will. We've said that a million times. The difference is that Trump is, for better or worse, a caricature, and it's easy to mock the hair, the speech patterns, and the reflexive attacks.

It was pointed out yesterday that DeSantis lacks that flair (for lack of a better word), and that's true, but in this case, it is also a strength.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 02:43 PM (eOEVl)

155
But let's keep pretending this is about Trump. And not his voters ....
We just need to have a better candidate than Trump in 2024 and this will all end ....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

==========

Present article about Casey DeSantis being a case in point.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 02:44 PM (lCaJd)

156 She looks like a Sex Pistols groupie. Yeesh.

OH YEAH!?! Well FUCK YOU TOO ASSHOLE!!!

Posted by: ZombieNancySpungeon at June 07, 2023 02:44 PM (w0NJk)

157 Walmart Melania is clever - and you can tell it was focus grouped because it's not something we can turn around and take easy ownership of. Because doing so would promote Walmart.

This is just the beginning. I remember when family was "off limits". Ah those heady days when we wrongly thought we had a country.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 02:44 PM (/62qq)

158 >>> 148 they can throw trump in jail for obstructing justice by winking and nodding to his lawyers to quote unqote "follow the law" and by "doing what he's allowed to do" which a DC jury of sewer rat demons will rubber stamp.

but honestly, I think that's bri'ar patch stuff.

Gimmee an electable desantis who also is anti illegal, and who may hire Gator to do the 4 year retribution tour that Comey promised. (as is Comey/strzok/weissmann/bragg/pelosi/biden's collective birthrights_)
Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 02:43 PM (MLrvz)

I see one problem with this idea.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 02:44 PM (llON8)

159 I freely admit I've got a temper. However, it tends to flair up then subside.

The gal who spewed this bile seems to have decided anger is a lifestyle worth embracing.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 07, 2023 02:44 PM (2YtOq)

160 Also known as "Art Critic's Disease." Some art critics take glee in tearing down the work of others because they have tried - and failed - to make great art themselves.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 02:38 PM (DU+/6)
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Society rejected their genius. Now they must repay that slight the only way they know how, by denigrating the genius of others.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 02:44 PM (YIVH2)

161 They're being nasty to DeSantis so we will ditch Trump for DeSantis.

I'm not taking the bait.

Posted by: torabora at June 07, 2023 02:44 PM (OUiUM)

162 Big Mike is mug shot 6.5

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2023 02:44 PM (us2H3)

163 I want you to know that Doctor Jill Biden has single handily destroyed the floral couch covering industry.
Posted by: Beartooth

The bolts are flying off the shelves going to AWFL's gowns instead.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 02:44 PM (yruun)

164 139 >>> 129 Remember AOC's "Tax The Rich" dress? Now that was classy.
Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 02:40 PM (iayUP)

How much did it cost (the taxpayers, you know that stupid bint didn't pay for it herself)?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

It was donated and part of the ethics complaint. Rather ironically, the designer hadn’t paid taxes for a few years. Wonder what happened with that investigation.

Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 02:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

165 Effortless elegance of Big Mike?

Shirley, you jest.

Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 02:45 PM (ZLI7S)

166 Jesse Kelly makes the point -- which you would think no longer needed being made -- that conservatives should never attempt to "moderate" their positions to please the communists, because the communists will never be pleased or appeased.

This is why, as goofy or annoying as it can be at times, Trump is right to never, ever apologize. Ever. No matter what.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 02:45 PM (0hOvj)

167 The left will demonize DeSantis if he is the nominee just like they did Trump.

Hopefully DeSantis learned from the Trump experience though because it isn't clear Trump himself did.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 02:45 PM (lc5cP)

168 Liberals people have single hand-idly destroyed just about ever major designer brand. Once they wear it most people are like, woof, I never want to look like that.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2023 02:45 PM (cn09p)

169 So...if Ron DeSantis drove his wife to suicide …

Didn’t Ted the Swimmer basically do that?

Posted by: clutch at June 07, 2023 02:45 PM (9UmRs)

170 The gal who spewed this bile seems to have decided anger is a lifestyle worth embracing.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 07, 2023 02:44 PM (2YtOq)
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So a typical Leftist?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 02:45 PM (YIVH2)

171 >>> Of course they will. We've said that a million times. The difference is that Trump is, for better or worse, a caricature, and it's easy to mock the hair, the speech patterns, and the reflexive attacks.

It was pointed out yesterday that DeSantis lacks that flair (for lack of a better word), and that's true, but in this case, it is also a strength.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 02:43 PM (eOEVl)

It's cute that you think that matters.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 02:45 PM (llON8)

172 Here's a picture of this hag here.
________________

Wrong link. That's the lead singer for Warrant.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 07, 2023 02:45 PM (amBLB)

173 >>> DeSantis visited the border today, where he announced, "We will shut it down, build the wall, and end mass migration.

Could he add deportation into the mix? No one ever talks about it, we should just pretend the toothpaste is not out of the tube.

Posted by: DJ at June 07, 2023 02:45 PM (H5y4s)

174 New Jersey has gone full California today, thanks to Justin Crappeau and his wonderful world of wildfires.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 07, 2023 02:45 PM (krUzW)

175 We just need to have a better candidate than Trump in 2024 and this will all end ....

--

This guy gets it!

Posted by: Join Moron Robbie in Celebrating Groomer Awareness Month! It's a bash! at June 07, 2023 02:45 PM (/BX3R)

176 138 But let's keep pretending this is about Trump. And not his voters ....
We just need to have a better candidate than Trump in 2024 and this will all end

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1. 4 year retribution tour

why?

2. because these lizard demons have shown that not only are they without mercy or remorse, that they fear no comeuppance.

well, fuck you and your families, eh?

it's not that we'll get Weissmann, per se (we will see him be visited by police at 4am), but that we need his family/friends/business partners to be squoozed like they did to Cohen. you know, to see if there's any dirt.

Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 02:45 PM (MLrvz)

177 Society rejected their genius. Now they must repay that slight the only way they know how, by denigrating the genius of others.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 02:44 PM (YIVH2)
****
Inevitable artist Adolph comparison here.

Posted by: torabora at June 07, 2023 02:46 PM (OUiUM)

178 If Wal-Mart customers looked like Casey DeSantis, I'd shop there every day.

Posted by: Lieutenant Duh at June 07, 2023 02:46 PM (oxSjI)

179 Society rejected their genius. Now they must repay that slight the only way they know how, by denigrating the genius of others.

"I haff tolt them nine times, NINE! NINE! That this is the case!"
--Mr Hilter

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 02:46 PM (0hOvj)

180 Have you seen the little piggies
Crawling in the dirt?
And for all the little piggies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in

Posted by: SMOD at June 07, 2023 02:46 PM (RHGPo)

181 90- I have a two word defense to that, which is time tested and effective - "no intent."

Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at June 07, 2023 02:46 PM (i6shs)

182 Could he add deportation into the mix? No one ever talks about it, we should just pretend the toothpaste is not out of the tube.

////

shit, just offer the illegals $5,000 to self deport and we'd lose all 11 million ilelga.s

Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 02:46 PM (MLrvz)

183 Didn’t Ted the Swimmer basically do that?

Joe Biden did do that.

His wife loaded up the car with all the kids and drove right into a truck. Fortunately only killing herself but her goal was to end the lives of all of their kids as well.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 02:46 PM (lc5cP)

184 That column was a cartoon rendition of a snotty rich Upper East side unhappy bitch. I have to assume this miserable gash's beleaguered husband's side piece looks a little like Casey DiSantis.

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 07, 2023 02:46 PM (tRd71)

185 It's cute that you think that matters.

It's even cuter that you think the "it's cute" formulation is clever.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 02:46 PM (eOEVl)

186 Considering these mental cases consider Jill Biden a doctor, i think it'll be easy to wave aside their thoughts on, well everyone.

The Daily Beast is where sexless bitter woman go to admit their career died.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 07, 2023 02:47 PM (pR3pW)

187
I amend my rating from a Dollar Tree five to a Pilot Truck Stop three...

Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 07, 2023 02:43 PM

Under your rating system I'd hate to see a two, or gawd-forbid a one.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 07, 2023 02:47 PM (enJYY)

188 Speaking of healthy social trends, watching the Armenians stomp Antifa in Glendale, CA a few days ago was inspiring (the cops had to intervene to save the Antifaoids).

Glendale is one-third Armenian, and oddly enough doing LGBT proselytizing in the schools of a highly-knit, culturally conservative Christian community isn't going over very well.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 07, 2023 02:47 PM (2tUFv)

189 >>> 161 They're being nasty to DeSantis so we will ditch Trump for DeSantis.

I'm not taking the bait.
Posted by: torabora at June 07, 2023 02:44 PM (OUiUM)

I don't think either one as President will solve all of our problems, or even most. For that matter I think the solution will require more than checking a box for "this guy" over "that guy".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 02:47 PM (llON8)

190 I wouldn't be surprised if National Review is funded in part by the government or a leftist. They probably wash the money through a number of intermediaries to conceal the source, but if our government ever made enforced a hard law against propaganda against our own citizens it wouldn't surprise me if it folded shortly thereafter.

Posted by: Eric at June 07, 2023 02:47 PM (b62Gu)

191 You will find the bigger piggies
Stirring up the dirt
Always have clean shirts to play around in
In their sties with all their backing
They don't care what goes on around
In their eyes there's something lacking
What they need's a damn good whacking

Posted by: SMOD at June 07, 2023 02:47 PM (RHGPo)

192 Didn’t Ted the Swimmer basically do that?

Posted by: clutch at June 07, 2023 02:45 PM (9UmRs)

Well, his girlfriend.

Posted by: BignJames at June 07, 2023 02:47 PM (AwYPR)

193
His wife loaded up the car with all the kids and drove right into a truck. Fortunately only killing herself but her goal was to end the lives of all of their kids as well.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 07, 2023 02:46 PM (lc5cP

And their Daughter

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2023 02:47 PM (bs+z0)

194 Of course, neither Melania Trump nor Casey DeSantis could ever embody the class and effortless elegance of Michelle Obama or Dr. Jill Biden.

Yeah. Just Wow.

Right up there with demanding a fugly hairy dude in a dress be called "She".
Not saying Klinger was fugly, But, Klinger

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2023 02:47 PM (jFrE2)

195 Maybe because sports girls have trim bodies, while women like the author are cows? Therefore they cheer for trans athletes to beat up the girls who made them look bad.

Holy shit, you've come up with the missing link to creating an "ugly women are responsible for everything bad" theory.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 07, 2023 02:47 PM (ZGrMX)

196 Seether is the South African Nickelback.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2023 02:47 PM (xPJvm)

197 O look, Giraffe-neck has no eyebrows!
https://shorturl.at/opqzP

Posted by: Ciampino - I started ironing my clothes to de-crease how bad I looked at June 07, 2023 02:48 PM (qfLjt)

198 That nasty chick is an H&M 2

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 07, 2023 02:48 PM (w0NJk)

199 The class and effortless elegance of Michelle Obama:
https://tinyurl.com/yhrypdhc

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 02:48 PM (DU+/6)

200 that pic of the wife is like a new jersey guido housewives tv show. which...you know...guidos like.

Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 02:48 PM (MLrvz)

201 I-uh,, uh-I-uh,,, I g-g-got a-uh,, g-got a-uh lash in m-m-my,, my-uh,, my-uh-my-uh,, my...

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at June 07, 2023 02:48 PM (vwCZJ)

202 This will never end until these people are destroyed. The only thing they understand is the raw exercise of power. Anything else is perceived as weakness. These are the people you only negotiate with when they're handcuffed, hanging from your closet door and you just lit the blowtorch.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2023 02:48 PM (cn09p)

203 The FLoFL is hawt. The author of the catty, bitchy article is not. She looks like she fell asleep face first in a bowl of glycolic acid. Plus the sucking of Mike Obama's color-blind and fashion-deaf cock.

Posted by: Ugly is ugly. Jealousy just compounds the look. at June 07, 2023 02:48 PM (fiChp)

204 195 Maybe because sports girls have trim bodies, while women like the author are cows? Therefore they cheer for trans athletes to beat up the girls who made them look bad.

this is true btw and on campus the girl-student-athletes are super-hated by the other girls

it can get really nasty

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 07, 2023 02:48 PM (w0NJk)

205 shit, just offer the illegals $5,000 to self deport and we'd lose all 11 million ilelga.s
Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 02:46 PM (MLrvz)

I’m on board with that with the provision if they are caught sneaking back they get five years in prison. ( going to have to build a few more prisons)

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 02:49 PM (MNhXM)

206 What's going on with the air in NY?

https://tinyurl.com/mus7p6yt

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2023 02:49 PM (eyxn4)

207
She's written an autobiography:

"Too Many Zippers Are Never Enough" - The Katie Baker Story

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2023 02:49 PM (fb7jX)

208 More scared of him than Trump, I think, because they know DeSantis will be harder to demonize and ridicule. Sure, they'll try, but it won't be nearly as easy as it was with Trump.
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There is literally no proof of this.
The left can walk and chew gum at the same time-- they can hate all Republicans easily.

I mean, FFS, on paper--in 2012--Mitt was nearly flawless as far as credentials and accomplishments. And they still shredded his ass.

You know who they fear? Republican voters. And everything they do it to make sure they split their votes or stay home.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 07, 2023 02:49 PM (5EnGD)

209 197 O look, Giraffe-neck has no eyebrows!
https://shorturl.at/opqzP

Posted by: Ciampino - I started ironing my clothes to de-crease how bad I looked at June 07, 2023 02:48 PM (qfLjt)

Why do women do that? I also see quite a few with no eyebrows, replaced by drawn-in eyebrows...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 02:49 PM (ynpvh)

210 In the picture of the “author”, she’s wearing a zippered leather jacket. Based on her psycho-analysis of Casey D, does that mean the author’s an S&M fan?

Posted by: EveR at June 07, 2023 02:49 PM (MUpk6)

211 I wouldn't be surprised if National Review is funded in part by the government or a leftist.

Google funds them.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 07, 2023 02:49 PM (2tUFv)

212 "Full view: https://tinyurl.com/bdfas3bn
I amend my rating from a Dollar Tree five to a Pilot Truck Stop three...
Posted by: Heavy Meta "

A Bucky's 2, hanging out over by the jerky.

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 02:49 PM (iayUP)

213 I’m on board with that with the provision if they are caught sneaking back they get five years in prison. ( going to have to build a few more prisons)

////

yeah, there'd be a whole exit process for you and your hellspawn. finger prints, statement of exit, renouncing birthright citizenship, free plane ticket anywhere outside of the USA

Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 02:49 PM (MLrvz)

214 38 Here's a picture of this hag here.

Ya know, with a soul transplant and a little time to grow her eyebrows back, she would be quite pretty.
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at June 07, 2023 02:31 PM (Emce2)

She's a regular Truck Stop Barbie there. Is that Pleather you're wearing, Katie?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2023 02:50 PM (i9ffA)

215 What's going on with the air in NY?

https://tinyurl.com/mus7p6yt

Canadian forest fires. We covered that at length in the previous thread.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 07, 2023 02:50 PM (ZGrMX)

216 The Virginia Beach Police Department said in a press release that just before 9 a.m. Sunday, officers were called to a house in the 1300 block of Wren Place, where they found Dr. Abbey Horwitz, 68, suffering from multiple stab wounds. He was pronounced dead at the scene. Cops arrested Horwitz’s daughter, who they said is in the process of transitioning. They identified the suspect in the press release as a 34-year-old female named Michael “Norah” Horwitz.

Posted by: SMOD at June 07, 2023 02:50 PM (RHGPo)

217 It's even cuter that you think the "it's cute" formulation is clever.

That's cute

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 02:50 PM (0hOvj)

218 108 - The Left will be scared to death of Desantis when they "trump up" criminal charges against him. Agent Orange is still their true nightmare, because he already lives in their heads and they can't quit him. Hating Desantis is like switching off onto methadone.

Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at June 07, 2023 02:50 PM (i6shs)

219 this is true btw and on campus the girl-student-athletes are super-hated by the other girls

it can get really nasty

Word.

Posted by: Allison Stokke and Michele Jenneke at June 07, 2023 02:50 PM (eOEVl)

220 The multicolored things that the Wookie and Dr Jill wear would have been referred to , as my father would say, "looking like a direct hit on a pizza factory"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 07, 2023 02:50 PM (OhpJy)

221 Remember when it was illegal to investigate someone running for president because it's "election interference"? I believe there was an impeachment over it but my memory is hazy.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 02:50 PM (UPLLf)

222 We closed all the mental institutions only to have corporations and our government decide they should hire the crazy.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 07, 2023 02:50 PM (2YtOq)

223 This busty bikini brunette isn't very political, but she knows that Melania Trump and Casey DeSantis are prettier and classier than any (other) first lady in living memory:
https://tinyurl.com/yuc3tbv8

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 02:50 PM (DU+/6)

224 >>> 185 It's cute that you think that matters.

It's even cuter that you think the "it's cute" formulation is clever.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 02:46 PM (eOEVl)

(fwiw I like both for different reasons)

And you are still deliberately missing the point.

DeSantis being (supposedly) classier, or whatever your preferred adjective is, than Trump is completely irrelevant to how the election will turn out.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 02:50 PM (llON8)

225 It's cute that you think that matters.
----------------
Precisely. The fools tale that if you support a lesser target on the assumption the Left won't attack it you have deployed a brilliant strategy. The truth is you chose a lesser candidate. In fist fights its best to break someone's jaw quickly and then finish with oodles of curb stomping. That is winning. Anything else is being a good loser.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 02:51 PM (LQjWA)

226 Air and Space Forces using government funds to fly service'men' to fag rallies.

Posted by: torabora at June 07, 2023 02:51 PM (OUiUM)

227 Neither Trump nor DeSantis is the answer. I won't spell it out, but Andrew Breitbart gave us the answer several years ago. That is the way.

Posted by: E. A. Blair at June 07, 2023 02:51 PM (7dsqF)

228 And their Daughter
Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2023 02:47 PM (bs+z0)

======

Yeah, Joetato never seems to remember her.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2023 02:51 PM (DRSnL)

229 oh no...$5,000 times 11 million is a lot of money.

fuck, why is the fed budget 8 trillion right now?

because they're skimming the cash and also paying to relocate the ilelegels through catholic charities.

you see the community notes on twitter where the border patrol was like "we don't relocate or help illegals" and the note was "yeah, that's FEMA and catholic charities"

Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 02:51 PM (MLrvz)

230 216 The Virginia Beach Police Department said in a press release that just before 9 a.m. Sunday, officers were called to a house in the 1300 block of Wren Place, where they found Dr. Abbey Horwitz, 68, suffering from multiple stab wounds. He was pronounced dead at the scene. Cops arrested Horwitz’s daughter, who they said is in the process of transitioning. They identified the suspect in the press release as a 34-year-old female named Michael “Norah” Horwitz.

what the what!?!? my brain hurts

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 07, 2023 02:51 PM (w0NJk)

231

https://tinyurl.com/mus7p6yt

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2023 02:49 PM (eyxn4)

Canuckistan is burning. Moose out front shoulda toldja.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 07, 2023 02:51 PM (NgqoH)

232 220 The multicolored things that the Wookie and Dr Jill wear would have been referred to , as my father would say, "looking like a direct hit on a pizza factory"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 07, 2023 02:50 PM (OhpJy)

there was that dress with a sun-like object on the belly that made Big Mike look preggers. The left gushed how beautiful and graceful it made her look.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 02:52 PM (ynpvh)

233 Tucker Carlson up to 60.2 million views

Posted by: SMOD at June 07, 2023 02:52 PM (RHGPo)

234 Even RFK has been to the damned border… and said stuff that the Left abhors. R.F.K. ( Obligatory NO this is not a freaking endorsement)…

Posted by: tubal at June 07, 2023 02:52 PM (PCK5/)

235 "Full view: https://tinyurl.com/bdfas3bn
I amend my rating from a Dollar Tree five to a Pilot Truck Stop three...
Posted by: Heavy Meta " "

I'm actually speechless. She looks like she just walked out of the washer rinse cycle at homeless shelter.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2023 02:52 PM (cn09p)

236 Finally, Ace gets to the story I reported on a few days ago (Monday?). Just messing with you, but I did post this article, and DU's vitriolic responses, and it was just as petty and mean as you'd expect, with plenty of Melania (and a little Palin) bashing thrown in.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 07, 2023 02:52 PM (xgnri)

237 The Democrat party, where ugly women cluster like rats in a sewer.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 07, 2023 02:52 PM (CecP5)

238 Why do women do that? I also see quite a few with no eyebrows, replaced by drawn-in eyebrows..

The most disturbing to me is the "eyebrow threading" in which they use cotton thread to wrangle, reshape, and otherwise move eyebrow hairs into the position desired. Modern girls, its going to take centuries for them to decompose.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 02:52 PM (0hOvj)

239 The one thing I never understood Melania wearing was the "green screen green" dress, that immediately had all sorts of things projected on it.

I guess that would have been the whole point, since it wasn't a pretty color, but that means Melania is a really good looking, and also a natural troll.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 02:52 PM (xhaym)

240 Sarah, Melania, and now Casey. Mean, frustrated women will always spew their venom on to those who have achieved what they never will. They would die before admitting this but it's pretty simple. I remember that fashion icon Sandra Bernhard saying of Palin "You whore, in your cheap ass plastic glasses".

Posted by: Cheri at June 07, 2023 02:52 PM (oiNtH)

241 209 Why do women do that? I also see quite a few with no eyebrows, replaced by drawn-in eyebrows...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June

There could be a whole book written on fashion trends of eyebrows. Skinny, thick, crazy thick, skinny, bleached, dark, etc etc. Gone and redrawn is usually saved for older women. Augmented is hip now, and if you are heavy handed it looks like someone put eyebrow stickers on you.

Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 02:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

242 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 07, 2023 02:49 PM (5EnGD)

They did have to change their playbook a bit and drop the ‘ he’s another dumb as a brick Republican’ .

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 02:53 PM (MNhXM)

243 Tucker Carlson up to 60.2 million views
Posted by: SMOD at June 07, 2023 02:52 PM (RHGPo)
++++
If so, someone's playing with the numbers. I still have the tab loaded from earlier in the day (I haven't watched it yet) and the number is sitting at 65.3 million.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 02:53 PM (DU+/6)

244 Holy shit, you've come up with the missing link to creating an "ugly women are responsible for everything bad" theory.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 07, 2023 02:47 PM (ZGrMX)

Ugly women AKA natural leftists

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 02:53 PM (kJVRw)

245 216 The Virginia Beach Police Department said in a press release that just before 9 a.m. Sunday, officers were called to a house in the 1300 block of Wren Place, where they found Dr. Abbey Horwitz, 68, suffering from multiple stab wounds. He was pronounced dead at the scene. Cops arrested Horwitz’s daughter, who they said is in the process of transitioning. They identified the suspect in the press release as a 34-year-old female named Michael “Norah” Horwitz.
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Moral of the story - never raise kids in a beach community.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 02:53 PM (LQjWA)

246 The class and effortless elegance of Michelle Obama:
https://tinyurl.com/yhrypdhc
Posted by: Joe Mannix

That's the get up I was referring to above!

"The fish-scale sequined thigh-high boots with the king-size sheet dress."

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 02:53 PM (yruun)

247 Trump's going to be indicted for gathering, transmitting, or losing national defense documents.

https://tinyurl.com/yb6nc4b6
Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2023 02:37 PM (eyxn4)

It won't matter if RDS has Mexico bombed. If he stays in the race after something like that, his reputation as a catamite to the oligarchs will be set in stone. He won't even break 25%.

Posted by: trev006 at June 07, 2023 02:53 PM (ZyRtd)

248 And you are still deliberately missing the point.

DeSantis being (supposedly) classier, or whatever your preferred adjective is, than Trump is completely irrelevant to how the election will turn out.

I think I was clear enough. Trump is a big target because he's so flamboyant. DeSantis comes across as much more of a normal, and I think that's what people will be looking for after the current clown show.

That is hardly irrelevant, but there's no chance you'll listen to what I said, so I guess it doesn't matter.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 02:53 PM (eOEVl)

249 The Virginia Beach Police Department said in a press release that just before 9 a.m. Sunday, officers were called to a house in the 1300 block of Wren Place, where they found Dr. Abbey Horwitz, 68, suffering from multiple stab wounds. He was pronounced dead at the scene. Cops arrested Horwitz’s daughter, who they said is in the process of transitioning. They identified the suspect in the press release as a 34-year-old female named Michael “Norah” Horwitz.
Posted by: SMOD at June 07, 2023 02:50 PM (RHGPo)
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Welp. So it begins...We'll see more of this, no doubt.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 02:54 PM (YIVH2)

250
Amazon is getting kicked in the crotch today.

What's going on with that?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2023 02:54 PM (fb7jX)

251 > Canadian forest fires. We covered that at length in the previous thread.

Thanks, I'm out of the loop.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2023 02:54 PM (eyxn4)

252 Emphasis on the word "effortless"

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 02:54 PM (kJVRw)

253 I put her closer to a 9.

And she's not a prostitute that needs a monthly allowance to stick around.

Posted by: Blago at June 07, 2023 02:54 PM (cOFom)

254
Why do women do that? I also see quite a few with no eyebrows, replaced by drawn-in eyebrows...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

==========

This looks to me like the inadvertent permanent body alteration known as overplucking. She plucked them for years because it was fashionable, and now they won't grow back.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 02:55 PM (lCaJd)

255 There could be a whole book written on fashion trends of eyebrows. Skinny, thick, crazy thick, skinny, bleached, dark, etc etc. Gone and redrawn is usually saved for older women. Augmented is hip now, and if you are heavy handed it looks like someone put eyebrow stickers on you.
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When the draw them on its always a half an inch above where they normally were. Fucking Clown Face Spiders, dude.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 02:55 PM (LQjWA)

256 On thing I remember is when Trump had a campaign rally for DeSantis in 2018 and I recall that Casey DeSantis was a far better speaker than Meatball Ron. Meatball was stilted with no charisma while Casey was very polished and I thought to myself, “she is the one that needs to run.”

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 07, 2023 02:55 PM (pWgpB)

257 Oh, and what the hell is a Cracker Barrel 9? I'd put Casey DeSantis at 8 wherever she goes. If she got Melania's fashion advisors, easy 9.

It's hard to top the queen MILF, though.

Posted by: trev006 at June 07, 2023 02:55 PM (ZyRtd)

258 Fine by me. Families are fair game.

These people are fucking garbage humans.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 07, 2023 02:55 PM (jrFDm)

259 shit, just offer the illegals $5,000 to self deport and we'd lose all 11 million ilelga.s
Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 02:46 PM (MLrvz)

Don't allow businesses to write off wages to employees that don't have matching SSN/DOB/Name and automatically switch such employees after the first quarter to Single, no deduction level of withholding.

Then offer a bonus for self deporting.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 02:55 PM (xhaym)

260 The problem is that we aren't judging this from the same point of view. They are judging based on what you see on the fashion runways. You won't see uglier clothing anywhere in the world.

The blue outfit that Melania wore to the inauguration was Jackie Kennedy lovely. And that's from memory of what Jackie dressed like, not some made up nonsense

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 07, 2023 02:55 PM (ouTlx)

261 250
Amazon is getting kicked in the crotch today.

What's going on with that?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2023 02:54 PM (fb7jX)

I'm boycotting them. Feels good, too.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2023 02:55 PM (PiwSw)

262 The Virginia Beach Police Department said in a press release that just before 9 a.m. Sunday, officers were called to a house in the 1300 block of Wren Place, where they found Dr. Abbey Horwitz, 68, suffering from multiple stab wounds. He was pronounced dead at the scene. Cops arrested Horwitz’s daughter, who they said is in the process of transitioning. They identified the suspect in the press release as a 34-year-old female named Michael “Norah” Horwitz.

what the what!?!? my brain hurts
Posted by: BlackOrchid

And Norah is an Anne Frank impersonator because that's all classy and and shit.

https://tinyurl.com/u2bwrpt9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 02:55 PM (FVME7)

263 Tucker Carlson up to 60.2 million views
Posted by: SMOD at June 07, 2023 02:52 PM (RHGPo)
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If so, someone's playing with the numbers. I still have the tab loaded from earlier in the day (I haven't watched it yet) and the number is sitting at 65.3 million.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 02:53 PM (DU+/6)
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I'm watching it right now and it says 82.7 million views.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 02:56 PM (YIVH2)

264 238
The most disturbing to me is the "eyebrow threading" in which they use cotton thread to wrangle, reshape, and otherwise move eyebrow hairs into the position desired. Modern girls, its going to take centuries for them to decompose.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at

Ha! So really, threading has been around for centuries and came from India. It’s just another way to pluck and lasts longer than waxing. It gives you a super perfect shape. A less painful method is razoring. If you find a girl who can razor well, it’s awesome. If not, you run the risk of a portion of your eyebrow being razored right off your face and that just isn’t a wonderful look.

Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 02:56 PM (ZdaMQ)

265 Trump's going to be indicted for gathering, transmitting, or losing national defense documents.

///

"gathering" what an odd term.

apparently noted demon rat weissmann wrote the memo the doj is goign to use and it's online

Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 02:56 PM (MLrvz)

266 The moment Trump backed down and agreed to let Biden assume power I knew this was going to happen. Hell, if he didn't he's a fool.

And then the next step will be to Epstein him - I assume "death from COVID" as the official cause of death for the LULZ.
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I have a theory that the thing they most feared was Trump telling his voters not to accepted the outcome. To "call up his army" as it were.
So they told him, "go quietly and we won't arrest you and kill your family."
Trump, of course, had no such intention and the threat shocked him more than anything.
Trump, the fool, trusted them.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 07, 2023 02:56 PM (5EnGD)

267 None of what this clown Katie Baker has to have any relation to reality.

It is propaganda crap ground out by the truckload, every day, to provide that "confirmational bias" for all the empty headed mouth breathers and window lickers on the left that need to be told how good and smart they are.
It goes on 24/7/365 on all the propaganda outlets, all the time.
Ho-hum
"Michelle" (Big Mike) Obama is likely a tranny, and Jill Biden is a trashy whore who two-timed her first husband with Doltin' Joe, which made Joe's first wife kill herself by running a traffic light.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at June 07, 2023 02:56 PM (vcOmj)

268 did Pence ever have both oars in the water ??

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2023 02:56 PM (us2H3)

269 Of course, neither Melania Trump nor Casey DeSantis could ever embody the class and effortless elegance of Michelle Obama or Dr. Jill Biden.

Next up, the author will start saying that Chris Christie is like Cary Grant.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 07, 2023 02:56 PM (2tUFv)

270 >>The left will demonize DeSantis if he is the nominee just like they did Trump.

>>Hopefully DeSantis learned from the Trump experience though because it isn't clear Trump himself did.

How so? What do you think Trump could have done differently that would have prevented all of these fake attacks?

No matter who is the candidate as long as they are running on an America First type program explicitly against the corrupt, globalist left they will be demonized, harassed and have fake lawsuits run against them. They don't hate Trump, they hate us and whomever represents us is going to get the exact same treatment.

Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 02:56 PM (ZLI7S)

271 "We will shut it down, build the wall, and end mass migration."

Not with his globalist donor's pulling the strings...

Posted by: Danimal28 at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (klw0w)

272 The article really comes across as parody. I didn't really feel the author believed what they were writing.

Posted by: Max Power at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (Hucnr)

273 241 209 Why do women do that? I also see quite a few with no eyebrows, replaced by drawn-in eyebrows...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June

There could be a whole book written on fashion trends of eyebrows. Skinny, thick, crazy thick, skinny, bleached, dark, etc etc. Gone and redrawn is usually saved for older women. Augmented is hip now, and if you are heavy handed it looks like someone put eyebrow stickers on you.

Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 02:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

The Brezhnev look?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (ynpvh)

274 nobody is scared to death of the R candidate. they count the votes/ballots.

Posted by: slubdog at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (6YNFT)

275 They did have to change their playbook a bit and drop the ‘ he’s another dumb as a brick Republican’ .
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 02:53 PM (MNhXM)

——-

Kinda like Paul Ryan.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (pWgpB)

276 It's cute that you think that matters.

It's even cuter that you think the "it's cute" formulation is clever.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 02:46 PM (eOEVl)

(fwiw I like both for different reasons)

And you are still deliberately missing the point.

DeSantis being (supposedly) classier, or whatever your preferred adjective is, than Trump is completely irrelevant to how the election will turn out.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 02:50 PM (llON

The thing is we don’t know and won’t unless we keep trying and fighting. I bet some moron also at one time posted ‘ it’s cute that you think Roe v Wade will ever be overturned’ or ‘ it’s cute that you think Twitter will ever change from being a democrat propaganda platform’

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (MNhXM)

277 That's the get up I was referring to above!

"The fish-scale sequined thigh-high boots with the king-size sheet dress."
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 02:53 PM (yruun)
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Yup. On the topic of the last thread, Balenciaga is flashy, but it sure ain't pretty.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (DU+/6)

278 Guys, don't pick your mate on whether she is a "7" or a "9", etc.
Compatibility is the key. You want to enjoy the company of each other. Talk about things, enjoy the same foods, music, literature, activities.
This will stay with you long after looks fade.
Same goes for the ladies.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (72qIu)

279 Yes, Daily Beast, the De Santis family is not Camelot. I think Ron is faithful to his wife, does not have his aides bring him one whore after the other, and does not have a little brother who got drunk and let a girl die. Not Camelot indeed.

Posted by: PJ at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (G1dq6)

280 269 Of course, neither Melania Trump nor Casey DeSantis could ever embody the class and effortless elegance of Michelle Obama or Dr. Jill Biden

See See Pawdway!

Posted by: Dr. Jill at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (bs+z0)

281 "Full view: https://tinyurl.com/bdfas3bn
I amend my rating from a Dollar Tree five to a Pilot Truck Stop three...
Posted by: Heavy Meta " "

I'm actually speechless. She looks like she just walked out of the washer rinse cycle at homeless shelter.
Posted by: Marcus T

I was thinking that she looks like she just did the walk of shame home after a night of partying at some random dudes house, waking up and not remembering most of it and horrified at what she woke up next to but still trying to pretend that her life is not in shambles and she isn't getting any younger. Meow!

Posted by: Cheri at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (oiNtH)

282 And she's not a prostitute that needs a monthly allowance to stick around.
Posted by: Blago at June 07, 2023 02:54 PM (cOFom)

While I intensely enjoy RDS stans sounding exactly like the shittiest liberals, and for the same reasons, do you have any idea how much pressure Melania Trump is under? Do you think half the women in your life wouldn't turn on you for much less? Here's a tip: you're wrong.

Posted by: trev006 at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (ZyRtd)

283 Another bride, another June
Another hairy honeymoon
Another season, another reason
For makin' Wookie

A lot of booze, a lot of lice
The groom is nervous, he answers twice
Its really killin' that he's so willin'
To make Wookie

Posted by: Barry "The Bottom" Sotero at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (ik/65)

284 "an Anne Frank impersonator"

Is there a big market for that, and after it's transition, will it be called Frank Anne?

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (iayUP)

285 Not that I have a reason to pick on Dr. Jill but she looks like your average over-the-hill bar whore still trying to be 'hot'. Give her a few more years and she'll be a dead-ringer for Playboy's Granny (cartoon character).

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (jFrE2)

286 Why do women do that? I also see quite a few with no eyebrows, replaced by drawn-in eyebrows...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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or when they get the tatoo brows. Ugh ...

Posted by: Haywood at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (oBuVI)

287 How so? What do you think Trump could have done differently that would have prevented all of these fake attacks?

///

they did impeachment #2 days after they did the fedsurrection at the capitol. they had a plan.

it took them 2 years to release videos showing...insurrection was a police guided tour

Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 02:58 PM (MLrvz)

288 They identified the suspect in the press release as a 34-year-old female named Michael “Norah” Horwitz.
Posted by: SMOD at June 07, 2023 02:50 PM (RHGPo)

What no one is allowed to ask is the link between violent acts and the prescriptions of anti-depression and anti-anxiety meds.
And by no-one, I mean anyone who brings this up is shut down in the media.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 02:58 PM (xhaym)

289 I'm watching it right now and it says 82.7 million views.
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That's 25% of the American Population.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 02:58 PM (LQjWA)

290 a Cracker Barrel nine
.......

a nine? I'd like to what a ten looks like.

Posted by: wth at June 07, 2023 02:58 PM (v0R5T)

291 "Cops arrested Horwitz’s daughter, who they said is in the process of transitioning. They identified the suspect in the press release as a 34-year-old female named Michael “Norah” Horwitz."

I love the way they can always identify a Transer's actual sex when one commits a crime.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 07, 2023 02:58 PM (ou9hh)

292
There could be a whole book written on fashion trends of eyebrows. Skinny, thick, crazy thick, skinny, bleached, dark, etc etc. Gone and redrawn is usually saved for older women. Augmented is hip now, and if you are heavy handed it looks like someone put eyebrow stickers on you.

Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 02:52 PM

I prefer the 'angry' eyebrow look.

Posted by: Uncle Leo at June 07, 2023 02:58 PM (enJYY)

293 In fist fights its best to break someone's jaw quickly and then finish with oodles of curb stomping. That is winning. Anything else is being a good loser.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 02:51 PM

Or kick them in the left knee.

Not all species carry their genitalia in the same place, you know.

Posted by: J. Tiberius Kirk at June 07, 2023 02:59 PM (a3Q+t)

294 >And Norah is an Anne Frank impersonator because that's all classy and and shit.

https://tinyurl.com/u2bwrpt9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 02:55 PM (FVME7)

Yes, let's keep normalizing mental illness and validating delusions. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Heavy Meta at June 07, 2023 02:59 PM (NgqoH)

295 I amend my rating from a Dollar Tree five to a Pilot Truck Stop three...
Posted by: Heavy Meta "

Inflation so bad the Dollar Tree is now Buck Fitty Tree.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 02:59 PM (FVME7)

296 >>nobody is scared to death of the R candidate. they count the votes/ballots.

Then why bother trying to take Trump out?

Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 02:59 PM (ZLI7S)

297 re 153: in case no one mentioned this, if you scroll down on that link you'll see that ms baker might also be a fan of che guevara

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 07, 2023 02:59 PM (B1FKF)

298 Of course, neither Melania Trump nor Casey DeSantis could ever embody the class and effortless elegance of Michelle Obama or Dr. Jill Biden.

***

Michelle Obama wears clothes slightly less well than a horse would. She is to effortless elegance what dysentery is to an orgy.

Jill Biden has the fashion chops of a Best Western hotel room.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 07, 2023 02:59 PM (wb1YC)

299 I would just like to qualify that looks are secondary to all else. But with their words, written or spoken, these people show how truly ugly they are. They make the mockery easy.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2023 02:59 PM (cn09p)

300
The Virginia Beach Police Department said in a press release that just before 9 a.m. Sunday, officers were called to a house in the 1300 block of Wren Place, where they found Dr. Abbey Horwitz, 68, suffering from multiple stab wounds. He was pronounced dead at the scene. Cops arrested Horwitz’s daughter, who they said is in the process of transitioning. They identified the suspect in the press release as a 34-year-old female named Michael “Norah” Horwitz.

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Mentally ill person gets body moderation instead of mind moderation, and stays mentally ill. Shocker.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 02:59 PM (lCaJd)

301 What no one is allowed to ask is the link between violent acts and the prescriptions of anti-depression and anti-anxiety meds.
And by no-one, I mean anyone who brings this up is shut down in the media.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 02:58 PM (xhaym)

Not to mention the hormone therapy.

Posted by: InZona at June 07, 2023 02:59 PM (bfyic)

302 Welp. So it begins...We'll see more of this, no doubt.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 07, 2023 02:54 PM (YIVH2)

Good. Dr.Abbey produced a monster which ate his ass first.

More please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 07, 2023 02:59 PM (R/m4+)

303 > Amazon is getting kicked in the crotch today.

GOOG and AMD took big hits too.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2023 02:59 PM (eyxn4)

304 >>> 248 And you are still deliberately missing the point.

DeSantis being (supposedly) classier, or whatever your preferred adjective is, than Trump is completely irrelevant to how the election will turn out.

I think I was clear enough. Trump is a big target because he's so flamboyant. DeSantis comes across as much more of a normal, and I think that's what people will be looking for after the current clown show.

That is hardly irrelevant, but there's no chance you'll listen to what I said, so I guess it doesn't matter.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 02:53 PM (eOEVl)

I understood you just fine; you are still clinging to the delusion that DeSantis' image being "calmer" is relevant. The topic of this post should make it obvious. For that matter (as others have mentioned here and elsewhere) we see the exact same thing every time - once the Rs pick a nominee, that guy is 'worse than Hitler'!!!

But you're right - obviously THIS time it will be different!! The press won't do that, or the voters won't fall for that, or both!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 02:59 PM (llON8)

305 The Brezhnev look?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (ynpvh)

Kind of a neo-Martin Scorsese vibe with a just a hint of Gene Shalit.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2023 03:00 PM (PiwSw)

306 Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 02:53 PM (eOEVl)

One problem with your theory, which is not a terrible one, is Democrats already have "generic Republican" defined as a mental template. They've pruned and nurtured it for 40 years through SNL, magazines, viral headlines, the "news" etc

So they don't have to work as hard to define DeSantis because it will be reasonably easy to pop him into that readymade mold. On top of that will be all the ways he doesn't "measure up" to Trump, and the ways he's "worse than Trump". All of this is not going to be much of a challenge for the Left. And they have it all to come.

I'm not making predictions about its effectiveness on him vs anyone else, just telling you what you are about to contend with. They smacked Rick Perry with the generic Republican template, Rick Santorum, Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney and a host of others. And it worked every time. And it's all there for the asking with DeSantis if you look at him with fresh eyes like the average American dummy. How he intends rise above it I don't know.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 03:00 PM (kJVRw)

307 >>> 296 >>nobody is scared to death of the R candidate. they count the votes/ballots.

Then why bother trying to take Trump out?
Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 02:59 PM (ZLI7S)

They're commies. It's in their nature.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 03:00 PM (llON8)

308 The article really comes across as parody. I didn't really feel the author believed what they were writing.

Posted by: Max Power at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (Hucnr)

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Hit-piece paid for by Trump?

/

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 07, 2023 03:00 PM (rdEIA)

309 Managing Editor at The Daily Beast, Katie Baker

BARROOOOO

Posted by: a dog at June 07, 2023 03:00 PM (v0R5T)

310 Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 02:59 PM (ZLI7S)

They're not trying to take Trump out? They desperately want them to be the GOP nominee, which is plainly obvious.

"B-but the lawsuits!" Yeah, they're trying to bait Republicans into nominating him again by trying to make him look like a martyr.

Posted by: ffwbt at June 07, 2023 03:00 PM (Odd4r)

311 LOL, Michelle Obama in her A-Box-of-Crayolas-Threw-Up prints? Jill Biden in her... fishnet stockings and yellow trainers?

Whether it’s Trump, Desantis, or someone else, whoever the GOP nominee is had better be ready for unceasing and vicious attacks on their mental health. If Biden is the Democrat’s nominee, there will be nonstop media coverage of Trump and even Desantis’s dementia.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 07, 2023 03:00 PM (EXyHK)

312 Better than Strip Club Jill.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 07, 2023 03:00 PM (to8pj)

313 I prefer the 'angry' eyebrow look.

Ask and ye shall receive.

https://tinyurl.com/3shkendc

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 03:00 PM (eOEVl)

314 Inflation so bad the Dollar Tree is now Buck Fitty Tree.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 02:59 PM (FVME7)

We'll, I could afford a Buck Fitty Two.

Posted by: InZona at June 07, 2023 03:01 PM (bfyic)

315 because they hate him. he caught them with theirs pants down once back in 2016. retribution

Posted by: slubdog at June 07, 2023 03:01 PM (6YNFT)

316 The House Intelligence Committee heard from a handful of former members as part of an effort to revive bipartisanship on the recently testy panel.

Such strong leadership here.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 07, 2023 03:01 PM (to8pj)

317 >>> 279 Yes, Daily Beast, the De Santis family is not Camelot. I think Ron is faithful to his wife, does not have his aides bring him one whore after the other, and does not have a little brother who got drunk and let a girl die. Not Camelot indeed.
Posted by: PJ at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (G1dq6)

LOL

Perfect.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 03:01 PM (llON8)

318 >>they did impeachment #2 days after they did the fedsurrection at the capitol. they had a plan.

>>it took them 2 years to release videos showing...insurrection was a police guided tour

Exactly. And they will have a plan for DeSantis or anyone else who appears to be a threat.

Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 03:01 PM (ZLI7S)

319 do you have any idea how much pressure Melania Trump is under?

Posted by: trev006 at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (ZyRtd)

======

I always felt a little sorry for her. I'm sure she never dreamed that she would one day be First Lady.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2023 03:01 PM (DRSnL)

320 "I was thinking that she looks like she just did the walk of shame home after a night of partying at some random dudes house, waking up and not remembering most of it and horrified at what she woke up next to but still trying to pretend that her life is not in shambles and she isn't getting any younger. Meow!
Posted by: Cheri at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (oiNtH)"

This is of course much more articulate and exacting.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2023 03:01 PM (cn09p)

321 While I intensely enjoy RDS stans sounding exactly like the shittiest liberals, and for the same reasons, do you have any idea how much pressure Melania Trump is under? Do you think half the women in your life wouldn't turn on you for much less? Here's a tip: you're wrong.
Posted by: trev006
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Do you really believe that Trump and Melania are anything besides a financial arrangement?

The only reason I even bring it up is Trump has decided to go after DeSantis' wife. Classy guy he is.

Ive never heard DeSantis say one bad thing about Melania. But as long as we're on the subject, she's a mail order bride.

Posted by: Blago at June 07, 2023 03:01 PM (cOFom)

322 Looks like Katie-hag just had a chemical peel.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 07, 2023 03:02 PM (w9Wax)

323 again, indicting trump ..is pure briar patch stuff.

Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 03:02 PM (MLrvz)

324 With the coming Trump indictment it's all but certain Trump will be found guilty... There is no jury in DC or NY that won't find him guilty.. Then what ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2023 03:02 PM (bs+z0)

325 Hit-piece paid for by Trump?

/
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 07, 2023 03:00 PM (rdEIA)

Mrs Cruz might not disagree.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 03:02 PM (MNhXM)

326 How the hell do you impersonate Anne Frank? Die in a concentration camp after hiding your diary? I realize trannies are mentally ill but that one sets a very high nut bar

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 07, 2023 03:02 PM (OhpJy)

327 That hag has the look of a bitter woman who peaked in 3rd grade.

Posted by: LASue at June 07, 2023 03:02 PM (Ed8Zd)

328 Mrs, Desantis is a solid 10. I should know, I myself am a Tiny's Tavern solid 6. or 5.

Posted by: free tibet at June 07, 2023 03:02 PM (iNp3L)

329 303 > Amazon is getting kicked in the crotch today.

GOOG and AMD took big hits too.
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The meme of easier money died this morning. NASDAQ is hurting.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 03:03 PM (LQjWA)

330 "Full view: https://tinyurl.com/bdfas3bn
I amend my rating from a Dollar Tree five to a Pilot Truck Stop three...
Posted by: Heavy Meta "

Fairly average looking. The problem in that picture is that she's at some official event where pictures are being taken and she couldn't be bothered to dress up or wear makeup?

Lazy.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 07, 2023 03:03 PM (ou9hh)

331 Why did this horror story shave off her eyebrows?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 07, 2023 03:03 PM (ibGoc)

332 >>Jack Straw do you think this time they will tell DJT what he is charged for?

Yes. Federal trial. It will be either possessing classified documents or obstruction or some other idiotic charge.

Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 03:03 PM (ZLI7S)

333 I just like how the uniparty GOP is like, do dah dooo...as biden opens the borders, coordinates with NGO's to evade the law to repopulate america, while also "purely personal political criminal investigations against a political opponent"

fucking impecfsdg

Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 03:03 PM (MLrvz)

334 They're not trying to take Trump out? They desperately want them to be the GOP nominee, which is plainly obvious.

"B-but the lawsuits!" Yeah, they're trying to bait Republicans into nominating him again by trying to make him look like a martyr.
Posted by: ffwbt
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It's obvious to everyone except the idiots.

Biden beat him last time, and Trump's brand has fallen off a cliff since he was in office.

Almost any other Republican could knock off Biden. And the Dems know this.

Posted by: Blago at June 07, 2023 03:03 PM (cOFom)

335 But you're right - obviously THIS time it will be different!! The press won't do that, or the voters won't fall for that, or both!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 02:59 PM (llON

Don't get mad, Helena. Even if your sarcastic prediction was genuinely true, it doesn't matter. RDS's career is finished unless he's a much more skilled candidate than he's shown so far. I'd say 50% of all Trump voters, the most hardcore quarter of the party, will refuse to vote for a non Trump candidate. After an indictment, it'll be 90%. The Epsteinites know the RDS puppet scheme isn't working, and it's time for Plan B.

Posted by: trev006 at June 07, 2023 03:03 PM (ZyRtd)

336 What no one is allowed to ask is the link between violent acts and the prescriptions of anti-depression and anti-anxiety meds.
And by no-one, I mean anyone who brings this up is shut down in the media.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 02:58 PM (xhaym)

At least 30 million people are on each, how statistically significant is the link?

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 03:04 PM (kJVRw)

337 I prefer the 'angry' eyebrow look.

Ask and ye shall receive.

https://tinyurl.com/3shkendc
Posted by: Archimedes
____________

I was expecting Uncle Leo.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 07, 2023 03:04 PM (amBLB)

338 Yes. Federal trial. It will be either possessing classified documents or obstruction or some other idiotic charge.

///

yeah, sure, why not...let's do it with cuckoobatball Reggie Walton who will gag order entire GOP not to discuss the Maoisst show trial.

although...the trial should be in south florida.

Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 03:04 PM (MLrvz)

339 CNN has a vid of Vlad with a box of matches

in Canada

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2023 03:04 PM (us2H3)

340 "Jackie and JFK symbolized the opposite of vulgar pettiness--they embodied youth, energy, a commitment to moral progress in the struggle for Civil Rights, a country fresh with idealism. Not an America that was obsessed with banning books about male seahorses and rainbows, or nuking the latest Disney movie.

***
The last sentence should read, "Not an America that is obsessed with books about male seahorses and rainbows, or inserting woke messages into the latest Disney movie."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 07, 2023 03:04 PM (J2vNu)

341 If not, you run the risk of a portion of your eyebrow being razored right off your face and that just isn’t a wonderful look.
Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 02:56 PM (ZdaMQ)

Frida? What happened girl?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 03:04 PM (xhaym)

342 "Looks like Katie-hag just had a chemical peel."

Not necessarily. Red face on camera kind of just... happens if you're fair-skinned enough. (Ask me how I know!)

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 07, 2023 03:04 PM (ou9hh)

343 >>> 321
==
Do you really believe that Trump and Melania are anything besides a financial arrangement?
==
Posted by: Blago at June 07, 2023 03:01 PM (cOFom)

Why am I starting to wonder if Blago is one of the commenters whose mindthoughts elsewhere have been picked up by our Intrepid AoS DU Liason?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 03:04 PM (llON8)

344 Very pretty lady.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 03:04 PM (/r29W)

345 >>The only reason I even bring it up is Trump has decided to go after DeSantis' wife. Classy guy he is.

>>Ive never heard DeSantis say one bad thing about Melania. But as long as we're on the subject, she's a mail order bride.

Well at least you're classy.

Posted by: JackStraw channeling Bane at June 07, 2023 03:04 PM (ZLI7S)

346
The article really comes across as parody. I didn't really feel the author believed what they were writing.
Posted by: Max Power

======

I think the last three words provide the clue: "seething with hate." The usual projection. I think the author is seething and writing, writing and seething, just feverishly writing in a hate spiral.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 03:04 PM (lCaJd)

347 Posted by: Piper at June 07, 2023 02:56 PM (ZdaMQ)

Do women realize that men don’t really care about eyebrows? We’d prefer to look elsewhere.

Posted by: clutch at June 07, 2023 03:05 PM (9UmRs)

348 Why did this horror story shave off her eyebrows?

***

"What? They're there."

- all 26 eyebrow hairs

Posted by: Azathoth at June 07, 2023 03:05 PM (wb1YC)

349 I'm not making predictions about its effectiveness on him vs anyone else, just telling you what you are about to contend with. They smacked Rick Perry with the generic Republican template, Rick Santorum, Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney and a host of others. And it worked every time. And it's all there for the asking with DeSantis if you look at him with fresh eyes like the average American dummy. How he intends rise above it I don't know.

Let's assume he fits the "generic Republican" for a minute. (He doesn't, because he has such a strong record to run on, but let's play DA).

There is a huge difference between even the "average" Dem candidate and Joe Biden. He is so manifestly unfit, people are scared for the country. IOW, even if D was at the same level as earlier Repubs (he isn't), the Dems have gone so far off the rails that Joe Citizen is going to choose D.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 03:05 PM (eOEVl)

350 I mean, it is what it is.

the left is fully demonic and has no mercy.

period.

they've been this way since John Doe in Wisconsin.

what are you going to do about it?

four year presidential retribution, which is their birthright.

Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 03:05 PM (MLrvz)

351 261 250
Amazon is getting kicked in the crotch today.

What's going on with that?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2023 02:54 PM (fb7jX)

I'm boycotting them. Feels good, too.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 07, 2023 02:55 PM (PiwSw)

It gets harder and harder to shop for home goods anymore. All the stores are woke, sold out to the ChiComs, or both.

Posted by: Second look at subsistence farming? The damn tools are all made in China! at June 07, 2023 03:05 PM (fiChp)

352 Of course, neither Melania Trump nor Casey DeSantis could ever embody the class and effortless elegance of Michelle Obama or Dr. Jill Biden.

Says someone who cannot define the word woman.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 07, 2023 03:05 PM (ppBhU)

353 DeSantis better keep her away from Trump, or he'll take her furniture shopping....... if you know what I mean.

Posted by: DFCtomm at June 07, 2023 03:05 PM (NTi06)

354 *sees linked picture of Ms. Baker*

*sits on hands*

*quietly sips drink with Droopy*

Posted by: Tex Avery's Wolfie at June 07, 2023 03:05 PM (4I/2K)

355 Then what ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 07, 2023 03:02 PM (bs+z0)

President For Life Barron is installed and this time it's personal

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 03:05 PM (kJVRw)

356 Almost any other Republican could knock off Biden. And the Dems know this.
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Bullshit. Trump is the election. Biden is a puppet. Yeah, let's nominate Romney cuz Healthcare Experience. That didn't work out at all well.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 03:05 PM (LQjWA)

357 Posted by: trev006 at June 07, 2023 03:03 PM (ZyRtd)

Main reason I didn’t want DeSantis to run because that’s exactly what will happen if Trump is not the nominee.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 03:05 PM (MNhXM)

358 The Epsteinites know the RDS puppet scheme isn't working, and it's time for Plan B.
Posted by: trev006 at June 07, 2023 03:03 PM (ZyRtd)

Pale, flabby and ready!

Please clap.

Posted by: Jeb!, Inbred Tool at June 07, 2023 03:06 PM (R/m4+)

359 Posted by: trev006 at June 07, 2023 03:03 PM (ZyRtd)

I'm wondering about this "Republican voters are uniquely loyal to Trump" take when Trump's handpicked nominees were wiped out to a man in 2022, when Trump bete noires like Brian Kemp did what Trump failed miserably at and won re-election. What happened to the Trump voters who would refuse to turn out? Why didn't the Democrats rig Stacey to victory?

Posted by: ffwbt at June 07, 2023 03:06 PM (Odd4r)

360 Almost any other Republican could knock off Biden. And the Dems know this.
Posted by: Blago at June 07, 2023 03:03 PM (cOFom)

RFK Jr is (amazingly) getting about 20% of the polls among democrats (which means it's much higher, if that's what they report) The last time a Democrat incumbent was this unpopular was going into 1968, when RFK Sr. ran against him. Well the rest is history, but this election is starting to look like a 1968 repeat. Lets see if a 3rd Party candidate shows up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 07, 2023 03:07 PM (i9ffA)

361 "Walmart Melania"? Hmmm . . . I like it. That should be Casey's slogan. Embrace it. Shove it back in their fucking faces.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 07, 2023 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

362 I think it's probably true that Biden's first wife intended to kill herself and the kids after realizing she was married to a psychopathic narcissist who was cheating on her with a climbing tramp. She should have just taken the kids and left him, the loss didn't seem to phase him a bit- just more grist for his political ambitions. I think he even had the audacity to brag, post-mortem in Playboy about how much she really enjoyed his great big, much larger than average dick.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 07, 2023 03:07 PM (kbeGA)

363 I always felt a little sorry for her. I'm sure she never dreamed that she would one day be First Lady.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2023 03:01 PM (DRSnL)

I don't feel sorry at all. Her strong faith and iron resolve rival Thatcher. Ugly, hate-filled, godless faggots might slander her, but it is of no consequence. Their goals only look more petty and shit-covered next to her serene composure.

Posted by: trev006 at June 07, 2023 03:07 PM (ZyRtd)

364 Inevitably.... the jacket is ray-cisss

https://shorturl.at/gqtvL

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 07, 2023 03:07 PM (9yUzE)

365 >>> DeSantis being (supposedly) classier, or whatever your preferred adjective is, than Trump is completely irrelevant to how the election will turn out.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 02:50 PM (llON

The thing is we don’t know and won’t unless we keep trying and fighting. I bet some moron also at one time posted ‘ it’s cute that you think Roe v Wade will ever be overturned’ or ‘ it’s cute that you think Twitter will ever change from being a democrat propaganda platform’
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (MNhXM)

Not quite the same (especially Twatter) but whatever. I'll vote for DeSantis if he's the R nominee. I'd laugh if he won. But then I would hardly expect that to solve all of our problems; I think "trying and fighting" requires more than checking the box for one guy over another.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 03:07 PM (llON8)

366 I always felt a little sorry for her. I'm sure she never dreamed that she would one day be First Lady.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 07, 2023 03:01 PM (DRSnL)

And the entire left is trying to destroy her marriage and her life.

Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at June 07, 2023 03:08 PM (Emce2)

367 Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 03:05 PM (eOEVl)

Just giving you my observation. The playbook is set right down to the "classless" Stepford Wife, which is interesting to see them lead with.

The truth does not matter. And record *certainly* doesn't matter to the average voter. Most people still have only vague idea who he is. They vote on "feels". The Left exploits that bigly.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 03:08 PM (kJVRw)

368 I like how that skank calls Casey's jacket "ghastly".

Posted by: fd at June 07, 2023 03:08 PM (iayUP)

369 Newsweek
DeSantis polling collapse

https://tinyurl.com/4r6bnz3k

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 07, 2023 03:08 PM (72qIu)

370 While I intensely enjoy RDS stans sounding exactly like the shittiest liberals, and for the same reasons, do you have any idea how much pressure Melania Trump is under? Do you think half the women in your life wouldn't turn on you for much less? Here's a tip: you're wrong.
Posted by: trev006 at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (ZyRtd)

Are we Kilkenny Cats? Will there be anything left by the time we stop fighting?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 03:08 PM (xhaym)

371 enjoyed his great big, much larger than average dick.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at June 07, 2023 03:07 PM (kbeGA)

It only seemed that way because he kept putting it 7-year-old girls' hands.

Posted by: An exercise in contrasts at June 07, 2023 03:08 PM (fiChp)

372 Well the rest is history, but this election is starting to look like a 1968 repeat. Lets see if a 3rd Party candidate shows up.

Interesting.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 03:09 PM (eOEVl)

373 It's hard to top the queen MILF, though.
Posted by: trev006 at June 07, 2023 02:55 PM

You're too kind.

Posted by: Stiffler's Mom at June 07, 2023 03:09 PM (5sOEG)

374 Well at least you're classy.
Posted by: JackStraw
____

I'm not running for President. Big difference.

Trump going after a candidates wife's is disgusting (like Ted Cruz's wife in addition to DeSantis) especially since he's a pig that has to pay off his hookers to keep their mouth's shut.

Or buys beauty pageants so he can walk into the changing rooms.

The only way Trump gets action is when he pays for it.

Posted by: Blago at June 07, 2023 03:09 PM (cOFom)

375
She and the Rethuglicans are so tacky.

But never mind 'cause the indictments of all opposition figures are going to start rolling out soon and the choice then is death penalty or lifetime confinement.

Mainstream media will sadly agree.

Posted by: Auspex at June 07, 2023 03:09 PM (j4U/Z)

376 Test

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 03:09 PM (/r29W)

377
It's obvious to everyone except the idiots.

Biden beat him last time, and Trump's brand has fallen off a cliff since he was in office.

Almost any other Republican could knock off Biden. And the Dems know this.
Posted by: Blago at June 07, 2023 03:03 PM (cOFom)

———

So your point is that Trump is a shoe-in for the Repub nomination.

So your only alternative is to get on the Trump train.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 07, 2023 03:09 PM (pWgpB)

378 Main reason I didn’t want DeSantis to run because that’s exactly what will happen if Trump is not the nominee.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 03:05 PM (MNhXM)

Oh, it was possible for RDS to get a large slice of the MAGA base, if not win outright. It doesn't terribly matter now, though. He made his choices and will have to live with them.

Posted by: trev006 at June 07, 2023 03:10 PM (ZyRtd)

379 Have we no Muslims to make Leftist women their plaything?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 07, 2023 03:10 PM (u82oZ)

380 Putting fraud, electoral shenanigans, the RNC's complete failure and unconstitutional usurpations of state legislative power aside for a moment, has anyone performed an analysis of what votes Trump received, what the difference was, electoral votes and then noted what needs to change this time, and how that will be done, for Trump to win?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2023 03:10 PM (cn09p)

381 Dr. Marvin Dunn
@MarvinDunn4
Casey DeSantis Florida's First Lady makes a racist fashion statement. Black babies as alligator bait was a theme in racist Florida humor of the early 1900s. It's an inside joke. If you are not from Florida, you may not get it. She does. Do you?

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Huh. I didn't see any black babies being thrown to alligators.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 03:10 PM (FVME7)

382 The class and effortless elegance of Michelle Obama:
https://tinyurl.com/yhrypdhc
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 07, 2023 02:48 PM (DU+/6)
........

a forests of the Pacific Northwest 5

Posted by: wth at June 07, 2023 03:10 PM (v0R5T)

383 Very pretty lady

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 07, 2023 03:10 PM (/r29W)

384 381 Dr. Marvin Dunn
@MarvinDunn4
Casey DeSantis Florida's First Lady makes a racist fashion statement. Black babies as alligator bait was a theme in racist Florida humor of the early 1900s. It's an inside joke. If you are not from Florida, you may not get it. She does. Do you?

-
Huh. I didn't see any black babies being thrown to alligators.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 03:10 PM (FVME7)

That's because it was a Dem thing back in the day.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 03:10 PM (ynpvh)

385 I bet some moron also at one time posted ‘ it’s cute that you think Roe v Wade will ever be overturned’
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (MNhXM)

That's a fair point, since I never thought it would be overturned. However you're bragging about that amazing three point shot when you're still behind by 50 points.

Posted by: DFCtomm at June 07, 2023 03:11 PM (NTi06)

386 380 Putting fraud, electoral shenanigans, the RNC's complete failure and unconstitutional usurpations of state legislative power aside for a moment, has anyone performed an analysis of what votes Trump received, what the difference was, electoral votes and then noted what needs to change this time, and how that will be done, for Trump to win?
Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2023 03:10 PM (cn09p)

===

Why Trump? Why not any Republican?

Posted by: TJM's phone at June 07, 2023 03:11 PM (4BHVm)

387 Walmart Melania"? Hmmm . . . I like it. That should be Casey's slogan. Embrace it. Shove it back in their fucking faces.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 07, 2023 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

They made it intentionally difficult to do that with because they know that's the usual play. No one wants to be associated with Walmart least of all us at this point.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 03:11 PM (kJVRw)

388 >>> 335 But you're right - obviously THIS time it will be different!! The press won't do that, or the voters won't fall for that, or both!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 02:59 PM (llON

Don't get mad, Helena. Even if your sarcastic prediction was genuinely true, it doesn't matter. RDS's career is finished unless he's a much more skilled candidate than he's shown so far. I'd say 50% of all Trump voters, the most hardcore quarter of the party, will refuse to vote for a non Trump candidate. After an indictment, it'll be 90%. The Epsteinites know the RDS puppet scheme isn't working, and it's time for Plan B.
Posted by: trev006 at June 07, 2023 03:03 PM (ZyRtd)

Heh.

The other thing about RDS or *any* R or D or fill-in-the-blank candidate is the same as it has been for too long: DC is very, very good at corruption.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 03:11 PM (llON8)

389 Posted by: ffwbt at June 07, 2023 03:06 PM (Odd4r)

That’s why GA has democrat Senator. The Republican vote turn out in two Senate run off elections were 400k less .

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 03:11 PM (MNhXM)

390 RFK Jr is (amazingly) getting about 20% of the polls among democrats (which means it's much higher, if that's what they report) The last time a Democrat incumbent was this unpopular was going into 1968, when RFK Sr. ran against him. Well the rest is history, but this election is starting to look like a 1968 repeat. Lets see if a 3rd Party candidate shows up.
Posted by: Tom Servo
___

People badly want an option besides Trump or Biden.

But our side (so far) looks like its going to go with Trump again and lose (again). And the same Trump supporters will say it was voter fraud and not his fault. And so Trump will run again in 2028.

Dems will have a lock on this country until Trump expires.

Posted by: Blago at June 07, 2023 03:11 PM (cOFom)

391 Trumps breath smells so bad I wouldn't have sex with him for a hundred dollars.

Posted by: Blogo at June 07, 2023 03:11 PM (iayUP)

392 If you'll re-view the movie Gladiator Connie Nielsen had a tiny gold chain between her eyebrows.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 07, 2023 03:11 PM (CecP5)

393 Almost any other Republican could knock off Biden. And the Dems know this.

------------------

I don't believe it. To the extent I might entertain the idea, it is only to think that maybe the left won't cheat as much if they know a loss would be to someone other than Trump. In the vein of let the GOP win 4 years to cool things down a bit, while we (the left) continue to march things more leftward. Which is a strange reason to support DeSantis over Trump.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at June 07, 2023 03:11 PM (sX1BW)

394
Trump is a big target because he's so flamboyant. DeSantis comes across as much more of a normal, and I think that's what people will be looking for after the current clown show.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 02:53 PM (eOEVl)
===========

They sure had an easy time of turning Normal Romney into a manic misogynist with "binders full of women."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 07, 2023 03:12 PM (lCaJd)

395 Non-political spouses and family members should be non-combatants.

If they take on political roles, H. Clinton, M. Obama, Dr. Jill and C. Clinton, then they're fair game.

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 03:12 PM (gmo/4)

396 Ace is EXTRA salty today.

Not that I blame him.....

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 07, 2023 03:12 PM (sjdRT)

397 "But our side (so far) looks like its going to go with Trump again.."

What "side" is that?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2023 03:12 PM (cn09p)

398
a forests of the Pacific Northwest 5
Posted by: wth

Banana slug reference?
If so it is *so appropriate*!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 03:12 PM (yruun)

399 >>> 374
==
The only way Trump gets action is when he pays for it.
Posted by: Blago at June 07, 2023 03:09 PM (cOFom)

Jealous that you don't have that much cash?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 03:13 PM (llON8)

400 A few reasons the left is going after Casey D. are she is articulate, loves being a mom, is proud to be an American, doesn't wear curtain fabric dresses and lacks a penis.

Posted by: Lost In Space at June 07, 2023 03:13 PM (93HMG)

401 Dr. Marvin Dunn
@MarvinDunn4
Casey DeSantis Florida's First Lady makes a racist fashion statement. Black babies as alligator bait was a theme in racist Florida humor of the early 1900s. It's an inside joke. If you are not from Florida, you may not get it. She does. Do you?

***

Man, I can't tell you how many times I've been to Florida and the air was just full of joke references from the early 1900s.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 07, 2023 03:13 PM (wb1YC)

402 Trump or DeSantis… either one works for me.. what a nice position to find oneself in..

Posted by: tubal at June 07, 2023 03:13 PM (PCK5/)

403
They sure had an easy time of turning Normal Romney into a manic misogynist with "binders full of women."

TBF, many people, including on our side, think he's odd.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 03:13 PM (eOEVl)

404 Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 03:11 PM (MNhXM)

So the argument for Trump is that he's a petulant child who will throw elections to Biden out of pique. The two Republican Senators tried to appease him, and he still stabbed them in the back. The lesson is, beat Trump's ass, don't try and mollify him. Kemp beat his ass and won; people who try and appease him lose.

Posted by: ffwbt at June 07, 2023 03:13 PM (Odd4r)

405 >>The only way Trump gets action is when he pays for it.

Sure thing. You clearly either know absolutely nothing about Trump's life or you are lying.

Trump was always considered one of the most eligible bachelors in NYC from when he was in his 20s. He was constantly in the media dating some starlet or model. And the media loved him.

It wasn't until he decided to take on Hillary that he became the left's most hated man and the symbol of all evil. You can continue your tirade about Trump and hope that Ron starts polling about 20% but making up stuff isn't going to help.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2023 03:13 PM (ZLI7S)

406 399 >>> 374
==
The only way Trump gets action is when he pays for it.
Posted by: Blago at June 07, 2023 03:09 PM (cOFom)

Jealous that you don't have that much cash?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 03:13 PM (llON

At one point, everybody wanted to have sex with him; he misses his prison action.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 03:14 PM (ynpvh)

407 re 231: friend who lives in midtown manhattan posted similar pics on fackbook

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 07, 2023 03:14 PM (B1FKF)

408 How so? What do you think Trump could have done differently that would have prevented all of these fake attacks?
---
There is only one platform that will get my money and vote in 2024:
Absolutely relentless, remorseless and merciless attacks. On everything the left says, does and is. Not one rule, law or norm will be followed--total war.

Not "better soundbites, hair and policies."

Because they-- the left-- are attacking us, our policies and our freedoms.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 07, 2023 03:14 PM (5EnGD)

409 Why did this horror story shave off her eyebrows?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 07, 2023 03:03 PM (ibGoc)

In my cases tequila was involved. Not that anyone noticed.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 03:14 PM (xhaym)

410 Are we Kilkenny Cats? Will there be anything left by the time we stop fighting?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 03:08 PM (xhaym)

Don't be so serious. This is a love tap compared to the spiral of insane nonsense poured down by the degenerate Epstein tribe. The policy goals of RDS and other strong state governors are quite reasonable on their face, and I wish said Governors all the best. But they're not going to beat Trump, and I'm going to enjoy ripping the masks off the Vichy right.

Posted by: trev006 at June 07, 2023 03:14 PM (ZyRtd)

411 Trumps breath smells so bad I wouldn't have sex with him for a hundred dollars.

Posted by: Blogo at June 07, 2023 03:11 PM (iayUP)

OK, you're negotiating price.

Posted by: Archer at June 07, 2023 03:14 PM (gmo/4)

412
Well the rest is history, but this election is starting to look like a 1968 repeat. Lets see if a 3rd Party candidate shows up.

Scholar and activist Cornel West announced Monday he’s running as a presidential candidate for the People’s Party.

“I have decided to run for truth and justice, which takes the form of running for president of the United States as a candidate for the People’s Party,” West said in a video announcement on Twitter. “I enter for the quest for truth. I enter for the quest of justice. And the presidency is just one vehicle we pursue that truth and justice.”

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 03:14 PM (63Dwl)

413 >>> 381 Dr. Marvin Dunn
@MarvinDunn4
Casey DeSantis Florida's First Lady makes a racist fashion statement. Black babies as alligator bait was a theme in racist Florida humor of the early 1900s. It's an inside joke. If you are not from Florida, you may not get it. She does. Do you?

-
Huh. I didn't see any black babies being thrown to alligators.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 03:10 PM (FVME7)

Since RDS is so classy the press wouldn't *dare* make shit up; therefore, this must be true!!!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 03:14 PM (llON8)

414 Man, I can't tell you how many times I've been to Florida and the air was just full of joke references from the early 1900s.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 07, 2023 03:13 PM (wb1YC)

Anyone care do ask Herr Doktor Marvin how he's so well versed in racist jokes from over a century ago?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 03:14 PM (9UlRk)

415 I bet some moron also at one time posted ‘ it’s cute that you think Roe v Wade will ever be overturned’
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (MNhXM)

That's a fair point, since I never thought it would be overturned. However you're bragging about that amazing three point shot when you're still behind by 50 points.
Posted by: DFCtomm at June 07, 2023 03:11 PM (NTi06)

Not bragging. Pointing out the impossible is possible. And Handbasket I don’t know why you don’t think Twitter is applicable example especially with the latest Tucker numbers. Tucker show allowed on Twitter for cripes sake.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 03:14 PM (MNhXM)

416
CNN has a vid of Vlad with a box of matches

in Canada

Posted by: REDACTED at June 07, 2023 03:04 PM

Yeah, wheat should be popping out of the ground now, not burning to a crisp. So tens of millions will die because of higher grain prices. Commie Trudeau can EABOD.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 07, 2023 03:14 PM (enJYY)

417 401 Dr. Marvin Dunn
@MarvinDunn4
Casey DeSantis Florida's First Lady makes a racist fashion statement. Black babies as alligator bait was a theme in racist Florida humor of the early 1900s. It's an inside joke. If you are not from Florida, you may not get it. She does. Do you?

***

Man, I can't tell you how many times I've been to Florida and the air was just full of joke references from the early 1900s.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 07, 2023 03:13 PM (wb1YC)

Clemson Tigers are racist because of Sambo...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 07, 2023 03:14 PM (ynpvh)

418 387 Walmart Melania"? Hmmm . . . I like it. That should be Casey's slogan. Embrace it. Shove it back in their fucking faces.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 07, 2023 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

They made it intentionally difficult to do that with because they know that's the usual play. No one wants to be associated with Walmart least of all us at this point.
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 03:11 PM (kJVRw)

Ah, but the comeback could be... at least its not TARGET Melania...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 07, 2023 03:14 PM (oHd/0)

419 I mean, Trump has had, what, a greater than 30 point lead over his closest potential GOP rival for over two years now, with the also rans polling in the low single digits.

I would say most GOP voters are already on the Trump train with the exception of some NT dead enders.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 07, 2023 03:15 PM (up/3i)

420 CNN
@CNN
If gas guzzlers disappeared from US car lots by 2035 and were replaced by zero-emissions vehicles, the nation would see 89,300 fewer premature deaths by 2050, according to a new report

-
And that's just in Chicago.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 03:15 PM (FVME7)

421 "Man, I can't tell you how many times I've been to Florida and the air was just full of joke references from the early 1900s.

Posted by: Azathoth"

That time Brer Rabbit caught a gator with the tar baby was a hoot!

Posted by: Uncle Reamus at June 07, 2023 03:15 PM (iayUP)

422 The best Casey could do is say she's flattered to be compared anywhere in the same orbit Melania but even that's a difficult play considering they are essentially opponents and she's still kind of negging herself.

But it's humble and that's the exact play to wriggle out of that branding attempt.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 03:15 PM (kJVRw)

423 The way you move the Overton Window is to actually Move the Overton Window. DeSantis can't do this. Trump can.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 03:16 PM (LQjWA)

424 Ive never heard DeSantis say one bad thing about Melania. But as long as we're on the subject, she's a mail order bride.
Posted by: Blago at June 07, 2023 03:01 PM (cOFom)

Well, if what you are saying is that in America even a common whore like her can be successful.
You might put a little effort into it too, and maybe do better than you have so far, you know.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 03:16 PM (xhaym)

425 Trump/DeSantis '24
Or
DeSantis/Trump '24
I do not know how we get to one of these two options, but this great American experiment NEEDS on of these two. Full stop.

Posted by: democrats, Raping, Mutilating and Brainwashing the Children They Cannot Kill at June 07, 2023 03:16 PM (0q+t6)

426 Jealous that you don't have that much cash?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

_____

You're conceding Trump does have to pay a lot of money to get laid? I guess we agree.

Posted by: Blago at June 07, 2023 03:16 PM (cOFom)

427 >>> 408 How so? What do you think Trump could have done differently that would have prevented all of these fake attacks?
---
There is only one platform that will get my money and vote in 2024:
Absolutely relentless, remorseless and merciless attacks. On everything the left says, does and is. Not one rule, law or norm will be followed--total war.

Not "better soundbites, hair and policies."

Because they-- the left-- are attacking us, our policies and our freedoms.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 07, 2023 03:14 PM (5EnGD)

This guy (??) gets it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 03:16 PM (llON8)

428 Tucker show allowed on Twitter for cripes sake.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 03:14 PM (MNhXM)

Wasn't there some story about some weird dude buying Twitter last year or something? I don't know. I wasn't paying attention all that much.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 03:16 PM (9UlRk)

429 421 "Man, I can't tell you how many times I've been to Florida and the air was just full of joke references from the early 1900s.
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Florida was a very empty place back then.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 03:16 PM (LQjWA)

430 I bet some moron also at one time posted ‘ it’s cute that you think Roe v Wade will ever be overturned’
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 02:57 PM (MNhXM)

That's a fair point, since I never thought it would be overturned. However you're bragging about that amazing three point shot when you're still behind by 50 points.
Posted by: DFCtomm at June 07, 2023 03:11 PM (NTi06)

Not bragging. Pointing out the impossible is possible. And Handbasket I don’t know why you don’t think Twitter is applicable example especially with the latest Tucker numbers. Tucker show allowed on Twitter for cripes sake.

---------------

No matter what it is overturned. And Trump is the President who made it happen. Not how most would have predicted it 25 years ago - hell 8 years ago. But great kudos to him. Simply amazing.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at June 07, 2023 03:17 PM (sX1BW)

431 But our side (so far) looks like its going to go with Trump again and lose (again).

Trump got 75 million votes in 2020 - do you really think Biden will get 81 million again? What exactly are you smoking?

I will admit that Biden will win the count with the baked in fraud in the key Democrat cities. But he would win the count even if the Republicans literally ran Jesus against him.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 07, 2023 03:17 PM (CecP5)

432 someone in the last thread said there's maybe 50 tranny kid groomer operations a year.

uh, seems a bit light considering there's like 100 hospitals doing it.

Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 03:17 PM (MLrvz)

433 At least 30 million people are on each, how statistically significant is the link?
Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 03:04 PM (kJVRw)

No on knows, there is very little research.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 03:17 PM (xhaym)

434 The other thing about RDS or *any* R or D or fill-in-the-blank candidate is the same as it has been for too long: DC is very, very good at corruption.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 03:11 PM (llON

That has always been true, but it's only for the past thirty years that Vichy pawns of the New York oligarchs decided to destroy America. President Trump reversed so much of their agenda that they have lost their minds.

Which is actually understandable. Boiling tar hurts like a bitch.

Posted by: trev006 at June 07, 2023 03:17 PM (ZyRtd)

435 WSJ reports Instagram lets you search for and find accounts using obvious pedo search terms like "preteensex" and "pedowhore."

Further, once a user searches for such terms, the algorithm actually starts suggesting pedo accounts to you.

Meta is so busy squashing conservatives, they apparently don't spend any time at all blocking this sort of thing.

https://tinyurl.com/mtj2yae6

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2023 03:17 PM (eyxn4)

436 Do women realize that men don’t really care about eyebrows?

I don't care, right up until I do. Women can do some pretty crazily unappealing things to their eyebrows. Like the whole remove-and-paint-them-on thing.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 07, 2023 03:17 PM (ppBhU)

437 The only way Trump gets action is when he pays for it.

I guess that proves he never had an affair with Stormy Daniels, then, since she had to pay him.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 07, 2023 03:17 PM (Bd6X8)

438 Focusing on the Melania comparison deflates the power of the accusation and makes Casey come out humble, respectful and likeable. Three wins. If the Ron Campaign wants to pay me for this free advice he can send the proceeds to AOSHQ.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 03:18 PM (kJVRw)

439 "gathering" defense documents (which probably has a POTUS categorical exclusion) allows the DOJ to do their new trick of withholding evidence from the defendant, eh?

Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 03:18 PM (MLrvz)

440 I actually think it's a legitimate argument that people want someone other than Biden or Trump. That consistently polls well, as does the fact that many people want someone younger. You ignore that argument at your peril, as you do the factual argument that Trump's unfavorables are relatively high and those unfavorables result in lost votes.

Does that matter? I dunno, it seemed to last election.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2023 03:18 PM (cn09p)

441 That hag picture was from 8 years ago. Even then she was approaching the wall like Dale Earnhardt at Daytona. And she probably hit it even harder

Posted by: Stacy0311 at June 07, 2023 03:18 PM (7rMwv)

442 "Jackie and JFK symbolized the opposite of vulgar pettiness--they embodied youth, energy, a commitment to moral progress in the struggle for Civil Rights, a country fresh with idealism."

Except that JFK was vulgar like his father and an adulterer like brother Teddy. Richard Nixon did more for Civil Rights than he did.

Jackie liked glamour. Not surprising that she hooked up with even more vulgar but wealthy Onasis. I've heard her daughter is a chip off the ol' block: educated and strangely vapid at the same time.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 07, 2023 03:18 PM (fxCK2)

443 "sorry, buckoo, that's classified"

judge walton "I is overruled"

scotus "we deny cert"

Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 03:18 PM (MLrvz)

444 "Do you really believe that Trump and Melania are anything besides a financial arrangement?"

"But as long as we're on the subject, she's a mail order bride."

Those are some stellar comments.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 03:19 PM (Keyt1)

445 Almost any other Republican could knock off Biden. And the Dems know this.

------------------

LOL What dumbass said this? There is never going to be another Republican President. Democracy has been fortified against us dirty, racists*.

*The funny part is all these magic dirt conservatives STILL get called racists.

Posted by: DFCtomm at June 07, 2023 03:19 PM (NTi06)

446 someone in the last thread said there's maybe 50 tranny kid groomer operations a year.

uh, seems a bit light considering there's like 100 hospitals doing it.

----------------

Seems a bit high considering how barbaric it is and we are supposed to be a civilized country.

Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at June 07, 2023 03:19 PM (sX1BW)

447 Since RDS is so classy the press wouldn't *dare* make shit up; therefore, this must be true!!!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 03:14 PM

There was one joke, but I recall it being set in New Orleans, about someone thinking it's water-skiing, but the punchline ls "Don't know nothin' about fishing for aligators". But to get to that joke from the jacket is a real stretch.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 07, 2023 03:19 PM (xttsV)

448 Casey DeSantis Florida's First Lady makes a racist fashion statement. Black babies as alligator bait was a theme in racist Florida humor of the early 1900s. It's an inside joke. If you are not from Florida, you may not get it. She does. Do you?

That's stupid. Gators are most active at night. They wouldn't be able to see the bait.

Posted by: It's just common sense at June 07, 2023 03:19 PM (fiChp)

449 The issue of Trump not being electable always starts with the flawed premise that he didn't win in 2020

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 07, 2023 03:19 PM (VTu1l)

450
Huh. I didn't see any black babies being thrown to alligators.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

They gonna put yall back in gators!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 07, 2023 03:19 PM (63Dwl)

451 Meta is so busy squashing conservatives, they apparently don't spend any time at all blocking this sort of thing.
-------

Maybe it's a feature not a bug. Well not maybe. Definitely.

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 03:19 PM (kJVRw)

452 yeah, billioniare playboy philanthropist tv star 6'3" aryan.

totes has to pay for it

Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 03:19 PM (MLrvz)

453 Further, once a user searches for such terms, the algorithm actually starts suggesting pedo accounts to you.

Meta is so busy squashing conservatives, they apparently don't spend any time at all blocking this sort of thing.
--------------
Umm, Meta supported a Pedophile for President and he won, allegedly.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 03:19 PM (LQjWA)

454 Stupid AWFL that hasn't seen a real penis since the Reagan administration launches catty attack on a woman who men actually find attractive, news at 11.

Posted by: ballistic at June 07, 2023 03:19 PM (oXNqT)

455 It will be either possessing classified documents or obstruction or some other idiotic charge.

Both are a tough sell to a reasonably neutral jury but where are you going to find one of those in DC?

Again, I think we need a national "company town" law in which any trial involving a massively established, controlling interest by law requires the venue be changed to a different, random location outside that control.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 07, 2023 03:19 PM (0hOvj)

456 Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2023 03:18 PM (cn09p)

No, the fact that most people don't like Donald Trump and don't want to vote for him is irrelevant to his ability to win an election, for some reason.

Posted by: ffwbt at June 07, 2023 03:19 PM (Odd4r)

457 @431

>>do you really think Biden will get 81 million again? What exactly are you smoking?

The whole 81 Million vote thing while interesting was not what the election turned on, it turned on injecting enough votes in just enough jurisdictions to put the Meat Puppet over the top.

6 States and less than 60k votes is what the election turned on.

If the monkey business in the states isn't addressed then all of this is just masturbation and the outcome is a forgone conclusion, regardless the candidates.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 07, 2023 03:20 PM (up/3i)

458
Okay, I've been looking around, and supposedly
AMZN and the NASDAQ are taking a dump because of-

rate hike remarks from Fed. And maybe it's just just profit taking ahead of summer.

So, I guess this also means the lie about inflation being under control is just that. Again.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 07, 2023 03:20 PM (fb7jX)

459 >>> You're conceding Trump does have to pay a lot of money to get laid? I guess we agree.
Posted by: Blago at June 07, 2023 03:16 PM (cOFom)

No, loser, asking where in the fck you come up with these idiot notions. Drugs maybe??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 03:20 PM (llON8)

460 The only way Trump gets action is when he pays for it.

Oh, come on. This is stupid. He also rapes chicks in Bergdorf's.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 07, 2023 03:20 PM (ppBhU)

461 449 The issue of Trump not being electable always starts with the flawed premise that he didn't win in 2020
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Or he didn't represent his voters.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 03:20 PM (LQjWA)

462 Nood Women!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 07, 2023 03:20 PM (yruun)

463 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 07, 2023 03:19 PM (Keyt1)

I don't think blago is even trying anymore. And I'm only guessing it's blago. Call it "playing the odds".

Posted by: ... at June 07, 2023 03:21 PM (kJVRw)

464 "this guy who is tall, vaguely handsome, rich, famous, and charismatic. you do know he has to pay for it."

says man who hasn't touched breast in a decade

Posted by: sockamster, master/hamster...the truth may shock you at June 07, 2023 03:21 PM (MLrvz)

465 441 That hag picture was from 8 years ago. Even then she was approaching the wall like Dale Earnhardt at Daytona. And she probably hit it even harder
Posted by: Stacy0311 at

I think she looks more like Tom Petty

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2023 03:21 PM (Ti1tl)

466 President Trump reversed so much of their agenda that they have lost their minds.

Which is actually understandable. Boiling tar hurts like a bitch.
Posted by: trev006 at June 07, 2023 03:17 PM (ZyRtd)

++++++++++

I think delayed is the more accurate word.

Posted by: DFCtomm at June 07, 2023 03:21 PM (NTi06)

467 The issue of Trump not being electable always starts with the flawed premise that he didn't win in 2020

Who here said that?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 03:21 PM (eOEVl)

468 >>> 456 Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2023 03:18 PM (cn09p)

No, the fact that most people don't like Donald Trump and don't want to vote for him is irrelevant to his ability to win an election, for some reason.
Posted by: ffwbt at June 07, 2023 03:19 PM (Odd4r)

Oh look, another brand-new nic explaining to us that election fraud doesn't exist.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 03:21 PM (llON8)

469 Posted by: ffwbt at June 07, 2023 03:13 PM (Odd4r)

What part of strategy do you not understand about winning an election? It’s about who gets the most votes ( insert sarc about who creates the most votes). This election cycle unfortunately requires we get as many votes possible to overcome the percentage of expected fraud. Trump voters staying home gives us no chance. I don’t like it but it is what it is. If you have a plan how to make them turnout if Trump is not the nominee please share it with DeSantis.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 03:21 PM (MNhXM)

470 There is no jury in DC or NY that won't find him guilty.. Then what ?
Posted by: It's me donna

Ignoring some comments in this thread caused by latent TDS sufferers or just shit stirring, I'll offer this:

Don't care. Still voting for Trump.
After that the SMOD one way or another.
Because, allowed after 2024, this junta is about to get way worse and then FAFO.

Posted by: micky at June 07, 2023 03:22 PM (3byMq)

471 Think there is any chance at all that Trump would be denied bail??? They are not that brazen, are they???

Posted by: tubal at June 07, 2023 03:22 PM (PCK5/)

472 > Do women realize that men don’t really care about eyebrows?

Mostly true, but guys will be turned off by extremes. Unibrows, eyebrows that look like an 80s cop's mustache, or teeny tiny pencil eyebrows will be noticed.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2023 03:22 PM (eyxn4)

473 >>The issue of Trump not being electable always starts with the flawed premise that he didn't win in 2020

>>Who here said that?

It's said constantly here.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2023 03:22 PM (ZLI7S)

474 More scared of him than Trump, I think, because they know DeSantis will be harder to demonize and ridicule. Sure, they'll try, but it won't be nearly as easy as it was with Trump.
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There is literally no proof of this.
The left can walk and chew gum at the same time-- they can hate all Republicans easily.

I mean, FFS, on paper--in 2012--Mitt was nearly flawless as far as credentials and accomplishments. And they still shredded his ass.

You know who they fear? Republican voters. And everything they do it to make sure they split their votes or stay home.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 07, 2023 02:49 PM (5EnGD)

This more than anything. Divide and conquer (easier to accomplish the vote fraud).

I agree with a commenter upthread. I'm not falling for this trap.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at June 07, 2023 03:22 PM (BdMk6)

475 "No, the fact that most people don't like Donald Trump and don't want to vote for him is irrelevant to his ability to win an election, for some reason."

Now you're being disingenuous. I don't think "most people don't like Trump". But I do believe it's worthy looking into who doesn't like him, why, what that means electorally and how, or perhaps if, he can overcome that gap to win.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2023 03:22 PM (cn09p)

476 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 07, 2023 03:21 PM (llON

If everything is determined by fraud, why is Trump running again? By your own argument, he can't win. But Trump himself doesn't think so.

Posted by: ffwbt at June 07, 2023 03:23 PM (Odd4r)

477
So, I guess this also means the lie about inflation being under control is just that. Again.
Posted by: naturalfake

Bought a dozen jumbo eggs for $1.39 yesterday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 07, 2023 03:23 PM (63Dwl)

478 It's said constantly here.

By whom?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 03:24 PM (eOEVl)

479 Dems will have a lock on this country until Trump expires.
Posted by: Blago at June 07, 2023 03:11 PM (cOFom)

That's nice dear.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 03:24 PM (xhaym)

480 Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2023 03:22 PM (cn09p)

Most people don't like Trump. What evidence would you have to see to believe that? What would have to happen for you to think, "Most eligible voters don't like him?"

Posted by: ffwbt at June 07, 2023 03:24 PM (Odd4r)

481 Hilarious quote with Trump being classy. I guess he has to buy a pageant to see girls naked:

"I'll tell you the funniest is that I'll go backstage before a show and everyone's getting dressed," Trump told Howard Stern in recordings released Saturday by CNN. "No men are anywhere, and I'm allowed to go in, because I'm the owner of the pageant and therefore I'm inspecting it. ... 'Is everyone OK?' You know, they're standing there with no clothes. 'Is everybody OK?' And you see these incredible looking women, and so I sort of get away with things like that."

Posted by: Blago at June 07, 2023 03:24 PM (cOFom)

482 >>Who here said that? It's said constantly here.

****************

It's either said or implied that he didn't win because he lost too many independents, women vote, etc

Not the notion that a demented clown getting 81 million votes, more than Obama or any other in US history might seem a little suspicious

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 07, 2023 03:24 PM (VTu1l)

483 Oh, come on. This is stupid. He also rapes chicks in Bergdorf's.

He totally does! And its...SEXY SEXY SEXY!

Posted by: Yes Jean Carroll said rape was sexy at June 07, 2023 03:24 PM (lc5cP)

484 And now, gorilla farts.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/3pqR3ZPGBUU

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 07, 2023 03:24 PM (FVME7)

485 470 There is no jury in DC or NY that won't find him guilty.. Then what ?
Posted by: It's me donna
---------------
True. But, boy, will they be pissed when he is inaugurated. Taking back your country requires grit.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 07, 2023 03:25 PM (LQjWA)

486 Even then she was approaching the wall like Dale Earnhardt at Daytona. And she probably hit it even harder
Posted by: Stacy0311 at June 07, 2023 03:18 PM (7rMwv)

I actually saw that happen on the TV (we had just moved in to our new home, and of course TV was the first thing we set up). They cut away quickly, and never returned to his cabin camera. I was concerned, but, it was hours later that I learned he had died immediately.

Weird moment.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gen X Ne'er-Do-Well at June 07, 2023 03:25 PM (xPJvm)

487 Who here said that? It's said constantly here.

****************

It's either said or implied that he didn't win because he lost too many independents, women vote, etc

Implication is not the same as inference.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 03:26 PM (eOEVl)

488 No matter what it is overturned. And Trump is the President who made it happen. Not how most would have predicted it 25 years ago - hell 8 years ago. But great kudos to him. Simply amazing.
Posted by: SH (No more Roe) at June 07, 2023 03:17 PM (sX1BW)

Trump happen to have three vacancies on the court. I give him no credit for this or any blame for dumbass decisions made by any of his picks of which there have been a few.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 03:26 PM (MNhXM)

489 The Daily Beast is nothing more than a tabloid & it's dying. Alas, for one thing, it needs much more DIE because I see Katie's pronoun seems to be she/her, she's White and smug. Booo, Hiss!

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Jade, too. at June 07, 2023 03:26 PM (GshMh)

490 Meta is so busy squashing conservatives, they apparently don't spend any time at all blocking this sort of thing.

https://tinyurl.com/mtj2yae6
Posted by: bonhomme at June 07, 2023 03:17 PM (eyxn4)

+++++++

Ironically Twitter couldn't address child porn either until Musk bought it and laid off 80% of the employees.

Posted by: DFCtomm at June 07, 2023 03:26 PM (NTi06)

491 >>By whom?

Blago for one.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2023 03:27 PM (ZLI7S)

492 I'm going to enjoy ripping the masks off the Vichy right.
Posted by: trev006 at June 07, 2023 03:14 PM (ZyRtd)

what?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 03:27 PM (xhaym)

493 "The issue of Trump not being electable always starts with the flawed premise that he didn't win in 2020 "

Really? That's your go-to argument? It was a stolen election, proffering no evidence how it was done, or at least how it was achieved, breaking it down so the average person can understand it, talking about what's being done to change it, and how Trump is addressing it and will overcome it? Or is this another "it doesn't matter who runs GBS system is fixed" fallacy?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 07, 2023 03:27 PM (cn09p)

494 >>The issue of Trump not being electable always starts with the flawed premise that he didn't win in 2020

>>Who here said that?

It's said constantly here.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 07, 2023 03:22 PM (ZLI7S)

----------

We even have some here who believe that -- as well as Kari Lake wasn't cheated in Arizona.

Delusion is not just a river in Egypt ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 07, 2023 03:27 PM (P7h5i)

495 Dr. Marvin Dunn
@MarvinDunn4
Casey DeSantis Florida's First Lady makes a racist fashion statement. Black babies as alligator bait was a theme in racist Florida humor of the early 1900s. It's an inside joke. If you are not from Florida, you may not get it. She does. Do you?

Everyone knows that alligators like old, white women who walk their poodles. An appetizer followed by the main course. Apparently Dunn runs in circles that no one else does that talk about racist jokes from the 1900's. Oh, and I have lived there.

Posted by: Cheri at June 07, 2023 03:28 PM (oiNtH)

496 Blago is the only ‘regular’ unless you’re counting infrequent trolls.

Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2023 03:29 PM (MNhXM)

497 No Republican has a chance without a major fight on v I te fraud

Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2023 03:30 PM (xhxe8)

498 Wasn't there some story about some weird dude buying Twitter last year or something? I don't know. I wasn't paying attention all that much.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 07, 2023 03:16 PM (9UlRk)

Yeah, he apparently bought Twitter so he could shut down free speech and silence dissident voices forever by censoring everyone the WEF and the .GOV dislikes.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 03:30 PM (xhaym)

499 Mooch was about as alluring as two dogs fucking.

Gosh, thank you.

*blushes*

Posted by: Two Dogs Fucking at June 07, 2023 03:31 PM (Vu7A1)

500 By whom?

Blago for one.

I've never seen him say that explicitly. Is there an example here, on this thread?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 03:31 PM (eOEVl)

501 Most people don't like Trump. What evidence would you have to see to believe that? What would have to happen for you to think, "Most eligible voters don't like him?"
Posted by: ffwbt at June 07, 2023 03:24 PM (Odd4r)

+++++++++

I love the idea of Trumpzilla smashing Washington under his heel. Using the Washington Monument as a toothpick, but then I see Trump on TV and I'm bored in a couple of minutes.

Posted by: DFCtomm at June 07, 2023 03:32 PM (NTi06)

502 FTR, I have no doubt that both Trump and Lake wuz robbed. That doesn't mean I think he's the best choice going forward.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 03:32 PM (eOEVl)

503 Most people don't like Trump. What evidence would you have to see to believe that? What would have to happen for you to think, "Most eligible voters don't like him?"
Posted by: ffwbt at June 07, 2023 03:24 PM (Odd4r)

What is really funny is that you make less of a splash than the regulars at this.
Try harder.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 03:35 PM (xhaym)

504 Most people don't like Trump. What evidence would you have to see to believe that? What would have to happen for you to think, "Most eligible voters don't like him?"

One can quibble about the use of the word "most", but 57% is certainly a majority. Live by the poll, die by the poll.

From the earlier article about DeSantis' losing ground:

DeSantis could take solace in the fact that Trump is currently recording a higher disapproval rating at 57 percent in Civiqs' tracker, with the former president recording disapproval scores in the mid-50s for most of the year.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 07, 2023 03:36 PM (eOEVl)

505 Lawrence Tribe @ tribe law bitches the day away at DeSantis and RFK on Twitter. For example,

RFK would be deeply disappointed and ashamed. Junior should shed the name. He dishonors a great legacy.

(References the NYTs June 5th article

Robert Kennedy Jr., With Musk, Pushes Right-Wing Ideas and Misinformation

Mr. Kennedy, a long-shot Democratic presidential candidate with surprisingly high polling numbers, said he wanted to close the Mexican border and attributed the rise of mass shootings to pharmaceutical drugs.

12:20 PM · Jun 6, 2023, 161.8K Views
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Seldom an opinion of his very own but he sure gets OP's crap out there.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Jade, too. at June 07, 2023 03:36 PM (GshMh)

506 Posted by: Kindltot at June 07, 2023 03:35 PM (xhaym)

You felt the need to reply to let me know how Not Mad you are.

Posted by: ffwbt at June 07, 2023 03:37 PM (Odd4r)

507 For accusations of sexual harassment (in order to destroy their enemies, of course) it was “Believe all women…”

For Breast Cancer, not so much.

Posted by: Justin Castreau at June 07, 2023 04:08 PM (V8yYW)

508 Gee, I was reliably informed that "woke" like antifa, was not a real thing by the media.

Posted by: Comrade Roboto at June 07, 2023 05:04 PM (nJ1bF)

509 She looks a little light in the hip to waist ratio, but not excessively so. She certainly doesn't meet the now popular beauty standard established by black culture (nothing racist, just an observation) of two watermelons fighting for space in the back of the stretch pants. Maybe that's the left's problem with her; not enough caboose.😀

Posted by: buddhaha at June 07, 2023 05:45 PM (SnG2Q)

510 The Daily Beast just another liberal propaganda rag just like the rest of them

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 07, 2023 05:51 PM (wGqjj)

511 There was always something terribly vomit-inducing watching all the liberal white people fawn all over Michelle Obama’s looks. Even by the very low bar of black women’s general attractiveness, Michelle Obama isn’t cute. She’s mannish (more so than her husband, I might add.). She looks like the unspoken love child of Jules Winfield and Vincent Vega. Minus all the cool.

Posted by: SMFH at June 07, 2023 05:56 PM (L7Tc9)

512 Just back from the VA hospital. There, planted in front of the flagpoles with the American flag, and each of the services flags, was...wait for it... yes, a rainbow fag flag.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 07, 2023 05:58 PM (MbWzp)

513 The fisked essay was the single most awful thing I've ever read. But I don't go to Democrat Underground.

Posted by: Texican ette at June 07, 2023 06:38 PM (zSXVD)

514 Does this dumb ho really think that conservatives are against knowing about the Federalist Papers?

Posted by: Gunner at June 07, 2023 08:03 PM (JT7gY)

515 Liberals: Casey DeSantis isn't beautiful.

Also Liberals: The most beautiful women in ther world have penises.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 07, 2023 08:22 PM (GwPIh)

516 Well, this certainly puts paid to the idea that they'll ONLY savage Trump on the campaign trail, because he's, well, TRUMP.

They give this vicious treatment to everyone who gets in their way.

Notice the putrid hatred and bigotry that ooze out of this dame's soul: she's been told to "luuurve everyone," and it's such a strain that she Explodes with vitriol when she has Approved Groups to hate. You know, like Normal Americans.

Posted by: Beverly at June 07, 2023 08:26 PM (Epeb0)

517 Michelle Obama does have class and effortless elegance.

You know--for a man.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 07, 2023 10:04 PM (Ndje9)

518 LOL. The 90s called and want their eyebrows back.

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Posted by: Charles Daniel at June 08, 2023 05:43 AM (JqEBT)

520 When the Left goes: racist, racist, racist - when everything is racist, it loses its effectiveness.

Team DeSantis over uses Woke like the Left over uses Racist.

Posted by: mossomo at June 08, 2023 02:01 PM (QF97f)

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