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EMT 6/03/23

Anyone else up for sleeping in?

Posted by: krakatoa at 07:01 AM




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1 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 06:01 AM (xhxe8)

2 Good morning.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at June 03, 2023 06:02 AM (lzd36)

3 Happy Saturday

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 03, 2023 06:03 AM (BRHaw)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 06:03 AM (T4tVD)

5 Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 03, 2023 06:03 AM (xos3W)

6
willowed thoughts on Jordon Peterson and trans

He said that the job of the therapist is NOT to affirm the opinion of the patient.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 03, 2023 05:56 AM


Agreed. But there's a 'new school' of thought in therapy (which is almost certainly motivated by the profit factor) that says let the patient go on and on and on talking. Don't interject or offer an opinion.

I liked a certain school of psychiatry which came out about a hundred years ago which I called, "I'm okay, you're not." More confrontational. Maybe Peterson is an example of a return to that.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 03, 2023 06:04 AM (enJYY)

7 I tried but they don't like you to sleep to much here.

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 06:07 AM (xhxe8)

8 Here's another corny joke. The kids wouldn't get it because they don't remember the old ad on which it was based but we are all old so we would:

What did the horse say after it tripped?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2023 06:08 AM (bVHSb)

9 No rain for me again, been 3 1/2 weeks

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 06:08 AM (xhxe8)

10 willowed thoughts on trans:

CrotchetyOldJarhead

The people that complete the surgery have taken themselves out of the gene pool. Vey sad.

The amount of money needed for the transformation, and the maintenance effort, is sucking health care dollars that could be spent better.

Finally, the suicide rate will increase as the left's promises will not match the bleak reality.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 03, 2023 06:09 AM (u82oZ)

11 Looks like Wednesday maybe will be my next chance, and it will be 4 weeks then.

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 06:09 AM (xhxe8)

12
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 03, 2023 06:10 AM (ENBF0)

13 Salty that does sum it up.
Not sure the first thought is a detriment to society

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 06:11 AM (xhxe8)

14 Anyone else up for sleeping in?
----
✋🏻
But the the calf cramp said no....

Posted by: lin-duh at June 03, 2023 06:11 AM (UUBmN)

15 This is nice in the quiet of the morning. This church has great acoustics. Those old craftsman and architects understood so much.

https://www.youtube.com/

watch?v=IlNBnzyiomU

or https://tinyurl.com/2p8m32b3

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 03, 2023 06:14 AM (z+89e)

16 New CDC Director Mandy Cohen recalls how she and her colleagues came up with COVID mandates during her time as NC Health Director.

“She was like, are you gonna let them have professional football? And I was like, no. And she’s like, OK neither are we.”

It was all a game and experiment with control and power. Wait until you see what happens in the Spring of 24.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 03, 2023 06:15 AM (BRHaw)

17 Some of the kids on spouse's bus are oriental including The 6 year old who's very bright and can name all the books of the Bible in order. He asked spouse if he could do that and FenSpouse said "No"

Little boy is Korean but he might appreciate this joke:

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it.

Ok. I'll stop now.😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2023 06:17 AM (tbnm2)

18 It was nice to have ace in the cafe thread last night discussing movies with all of us.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2023 06:19 AM (tbnm2)

19 The people that complete the surgery have taken themselves out of the gene pool
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True. That's probably a good thing. It prevents that defective gene from continuing on and perpetuating the "defective" gene pool.
It is said and I don't know how all this mental illness is suddenly everywhere. I have 3 kids in high school and they are surrounded by these mentally unstable people. Like someone said in the movie, being a teenager IS hard and awkward but you grow out of it. It's part of the process everyone goes through. I don't know a single person who didn't have some "issues" in HS but I do know becoming trans isn't the answer.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 03, 2023 06:20 AM (UUBmN)

20 In my little southern city, our new church was consecrated yesterday. We used to have two little churches. Now one big one. It is beautiful. But I was not looking forward to a 15 minute drive to daily Mass when it used to be 5.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 03, 2023 06:20 AM (vg8N1)

21
Not 100 years old, though it seems that long ago:

Cognitive therapy (CT) is a type of psychotherapy developed by American psychiatrist Aaron T. Beck. CT is one therapeutic approach within the larger group of cognitive behavioral therapies (CBT) and was first expounded by Beck in the 1960s.

Cognitive therapy is based on the cognitive model, which states that thoughts, feelings and behavior are all connected, and that individuals can move toward overcoming difficulties and meeting their goals by identifying and changing unhelpful or inaccurate thinking, problematic behavior, and distressing emotional responses.


Not this bullshit approach of talk, talk, talk, see you next week, pay the receptionist on the way out.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 03, 2023 06:21 AM (enJYY)

22 FenelonSpoke

That was yet another good thread. This place us amazing. In the ONT, Piper gave us a review of yoga pants manufacturers. Come for the ONT WD memes, get news you can use in the gym.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 03, 2023 06:22 AM (u82oZ)

23 Daily Wire is keeping link to "What is a Woman" up all weekend for free after rocky launch. Don't need an account to watch. Approx 1.5 hrs.

https://is.gd/IWsZ6j

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 03, 2023 06:23 AM (xos3W)

24 @16

>>It was all a game and experiment with control and power. Wait until you see what happens in the Spring of 24.

Are you suggesting that the rules to close bars at 10pm and allowing people to take their masks of in a once in a seated position was not driven by cold hard scientific fact?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2023 06:23 AM (up/3i)

25
Good morning, Hordians. Up, dressed, dogs taken care of, morning prayers said. Now sitting in the Command Center at Schloss Hadrian with my coffee waiting for the sun to come up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2023 06:25 AM (MoZTd)

26 lin-duh

Is Keep Austin Weird bleeding into your local schools?

I aver that you keep your kids pretty well grounded in reality.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 03, 2023 06:25 AM (u82oZ)

27 Retired kindergarten teacher reunites with last class of graduating students. SunnySkyz story:

https://tinyurl.com/mpdnet74

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2023 06:25 AM (tbnm2)

28 I'm about half way through watching it. Can only watch in small doses. Sometimes it gets so embarrassing I have to walk away.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 03, 2023 06:26 AM (xos3W)

29 Hadrian the Seventh

Some The Lark Ascending in the background?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 03, 2023 06:26 AM (u82oZ)

30
Some The Lark Ascending in the background?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 03, 2023 06:26 AM (u82oZ)


Sunrise from Strauss's Alpine Symphony.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2023 06:28 AM (MoZTd)

31 FenelonSpoke

We have a tradition here that all graduating seniors, in cap and gown, go to the elementary school for one morning and walk the halls. Grade schoolers line the walls to say Hi.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 03, 2023 06:28 AM (u82oZ)

32 I love the ending. He asks Dr. Jordan Peterson "What is a woman?"

Peterson tells him to go home and ask his wife.

I won't spoil it by writing what she said.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 03, 2023 06:29 AM (vg8N1)

33 A couple of thoughts:
Finally, the suicide rate will increase as the left's promises will not match the bleak reality.
People typically tend to react in one of two ways when reality hits them. They either accept it or they reject it, but when you throw in hormonal imbalance and mental illness, the resultant output tends to be (more) violent.

...I don't know how all this mental illness is suddenly everywhere.
I think this is the direct result of normalizing errant behavior and condoning it...for political and monetary profit.

Just my opinions, YMMV

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 03, 2023 06:30 AM (YRsIm)

34 I have not seen much Matt Walsh material. But I have to say, he has gravitas.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 03, 2023 06:30 AM (vg8N1)

35 Going out nice to take a ride now to feed the painted turtles and maybe we will see a heron. Count your blessings today, and remember- you are a blessing to others!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2023 06:31 AM (uyMAA)

36 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 03, 2023 06:28 AM (u82oZ)

That's lovely!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2023 06:32 AM (uyMAA)

37 CrotchetyOldJarhead

Saw a graph of numbers of people in jail and in mental institutions over decades. The lines crossed years ago, and many more in jail now.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 03, 2023 06:32 AM (u82oZ)

38 It's "Celebrate Mental Illness Month" again.

Gee. I don't know why there seems to be so much mental illness these days.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 03, 2023 06:32 AM (vg8N1)

39
...I don't know how all this mental illness is suddenly everywhere.
I think this is the direct result of normalizing errant behavior and condoning it...for political and monetary profit.

Just my opinions, YMMV
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 03, 2023 06:30 AM (YRsIm)


Not just normalizing and condoning, but weaponizing it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2023 06:34 AM (MoZTd)

40 Hadrian the Seventh

That is a good tone poem to play for sunrise. We have many dramatic sunrises here, with a Green Flash on clear days.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 03, 2023 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

41 Too late to sleep late, been awake since 0330.

Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 06:35 AM (eo57b)

42 NaCly Dog

Was the intersection at about the time we did away with mental health systems wards?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 03, 2023 06:35 AM (YRsIm)

43 Whelp, time for chores.

Have a wonderful day, everyone.

https://youtu.be/ZedhoqYdfTM
Bring Me Sunshine
Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 03, 2023 06:36 AM (u82oZ)

44 CrotchetyOldJarhead

Yes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 03, 2023 06:37 AM (u82oZ)

45 Cognitive therapy is based on the cognitive model, which states that thoughts, feelings and behavior are all connected, and that individuals can move toward overcoming difficulties and meeting their goals by identifying and changing unhelpful or inaccurate thinking, problematic behavior, and distressing emotional responses.

Not this bullshit approach of talk, talk, talk, see you next week, pay the receptionist on the way out.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 03, 2023 06:21 AM (enJYY)

Notice that the ideas of cognitive therapy are 180 degrees out of phase with current state of education and workplace.
Poor thinking and inaccurate ideas are supported and in fact celebrated.
Problematic behaviors such as public violence, rudeness, and criminality are dismissed as reparations, or chronic poverty, or culturally acceptable.
Distressing emotional issues get promoted and supported with trigger warnings and the idea that words or ideas are violence.

The more woken one is the more broken.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 03, 2023 06:37 AM (BRHaw)

46 I'd love to sleep in, but I'm on call for the maiden voyage of the new-to-us camper. It's on our driveway, but Pookette and her friend are currently conked out in it after almost losing to a moth. (Not Mothra, a harmless moth.)

Posted by: pookysgirl, arming kids with flyswatters at June 03, 2023 06:37 AM (dtlDP)

47 It's shaitan's minions, and they ain't cute little guys in yellow overalls.

Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 06:38 AM (eo57b)

48 Anyone else up for sleeping in?
----
✋🏻
But the the calf cramp said no....
Posted by: lin-duh at June 03, 2023


***
Morning to all! Lin-duh, I had the same cramp this morning. I didn't stretch in bed which is the usual cause for me, i.e., two opposing muscle groups pulling at the same time. I climbed out of bed and stretched as though I were preparing to work out, and the cramp has faded.

Today is haircut day, though, which means library and a couple of other errands too. I'm beginning NOT to look forward to haircut day; they're all busy-busy. I'd rather waltz out to the library on a non-busy day and take my time shopping for books, wouldn't you?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2023 06:41 AM (omVj0)

49 rhenningantx-
You ever know of a shrink that won't off the bubble?

Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 06:42 AM (eo57b)

50
This is the Saturday in Ember Week, three days (Wednesday, Friday and Saturday) of fast and abstinence (no meat) observed four times a year, close to the change of season, in thanksgiving for the gifts of Nature. Observing them is no longer obligatory but it also doesn't hurt any.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2023 06:43 AM (MoZTd)

51 NaCly Dog,
The trans thing is especially alive and well in Austin. My daughter's "friend group" in middle school had at least 2 "non-binary" kids in it. That's about 20+% of the group...
I do believe that the vast majority of these kids/people are indoctrinated into it then their own parents affirm it. Like that one therapist said, it's emotional blackmail telling the parents would you rather have a live "boy/girl" or a dead "boy/girl"?

Posted by: lin-duh at June 03, 2023 06:44 AM (UUBmN)

52 My kid's school, all grades are in one building. K-12. And there is enough interaction between grades that the HS kids all know the kindergarteners by name.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2023 06:45 AM (s88O9)

53 G'morning, all.

Salty!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2023 06:46 AM (1n+EO)

54 There's something to be said for having a cigar and a scotch while waiting for the barber, then having a good haircut followed by a razor shave and a warm towel. I haven't seen a place like that in 50 years but in my youth, the guy next to the dojo had one. He had magazines like Field and Stream, Sports Illustrated, and Popular Mechanics on the tables and trophy heads of deer and javelina on the walls.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 03, 2023 06:47 AM (YRsIm)

55 49 rhenningantx-
You ever know of a shrink that won't off the bubble?
Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 06:42 AM (eo57b)

what?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 03, 2023 06:48 AM (BRHaw)

56 The utterly useless (but incredibly good-looking) kittens are doing well. Stirling, who is only a week away from his first anniversary with me, and Dagny, who currently is doing her best impression of a trollop, caught a tiny salamander last night. It got in and I tried to scoop it off the wall so I could toss it out. But it fell, and the predators were on it.

I imagined the salamander crying out, "Avenge me!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2023 06:49 AM (omVj0)

57 So an update on the cord cutting experiment.

I was worried that the antenna that I bought did not have VHF capabilities. But it turns out that everything available here broadcasts on the UHF band.

So...up in the attic went, did some barrel connecting in the cable internet outside box, and wadayaknow...44 channels come pouring into the TV, for free.

Which leads to the realization that the house was built with ethernet cables throughout the house, just not terminated.

So the original router gets moved upstairs, and the second router arrives today, to be placed in access point mode, and we should have wi-fi everywhere inside stately VIA Manor.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2023 06:50 AM (1n+EO)

58 54 There's something to be said for having a cigar and a scotch while waiting for the barber, then having a good haircut followed by a razor shave and a warm towel.

Find a hipster barber. They are springing up everywhere. Usually a 20 something with a beard, covered in tats and piercings.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2023 06:51 AM (s88O9)

59 Wolfus Aurelius,
Do you have Maine coon or Siberian cats?

Posted by: lin-duh at June 03, 2023 06:51 AM (UUBmN)

60 It's evil for a teacher, councilor, or school nurse to cause doubt in the impressional child. Criminal, too. Goes without saying this goes for parents too. Proverbs says 'when a child is young train him up in the way he should go.'

Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 06:51 AM (eo57b)

61 There's something to be said for having a cigar and a scotch while waiting for the barber, then having a good haircut followed by a razor shave and a warm towel. I haven't seen a place like that in 50 years but in my youth, the guy next to the dojo had one. He had magazines like Field and Stream, Sports Illustrated, and Popular Mechanics on the tables and trophy heads of deer and javelina on the walls.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 03, 2023


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There may be a few places like like that left here. Certainly there are small barbershops with older proprietors. The guy who's been cutting my hair since 1979 is a decorated Vietnam vet who started his business in the '70s. He and his business partner, same age, are the only guys in the shop; the rest of the booths are taken up with women who mostly do women's hair styling. But it isn't a fancy setup at all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2023 06:51 AM (omVj0)

62 Heading out to WW II air show in Reading Pa.

Posted by: Redenzo at June 03, 2023 06:53 AM (V/pbu)

63 Forgot the link to the antenna.

It's BJ's, but others carry it as well

https://tinyurl.com/59mkpu4x

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2023 06:54 AM (1n+EO)

64 Wolfus Aurelius,
Do you have Maine coon or Siberian cats?
Posted by: lin-duh at June 03, 2023

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Lin-duh, Dagny Sophia is a brown torbie Siberian. And I've lived with three others of that weird breed since 2003. I've never had a Maine Coon, though I've kidded myself for years that the huge red tabby-with-white I adopted in '83 and lived with for 16.5 years was part MC.

Stirling is a black medium-haired mix. No papers, but good-looking and smart.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2023 06:54 AM (omVj0)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2023 06:54 AM (omVj0)

66 Find a hipster barber. They are springing up everywhere. Usually a 20 something with a beard, covered in tats and piercings.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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But it's a $50 and up experience now. I was shocked by the prices when looking for a barber for my boys.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 03, 2023 06:55 AM (UUBmN)

67 In the film, it doesn't take very long to figure out who the shitstains are.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 03, 2023 06:55 AM (vg8N1)

68 If YouTube reversed its policy of Elections are as pure as the driven snow it's because the Marxists know they have perfected fraud and can't be stopped now.

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 06:55 AM (xhxe8)

69 In the 60s the governing body of psychiatrics made changes to diagnoses of perversions. There have been many siince and will be more. That's what I meant, rhenningantx.

Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 06:57 AM (eo57b)

70 Wolfus Aurelius,
Ah, ok. I couldn't remember.
I was looking at this orange MC kitten. I'd love to get him but the husband says not now, we have enough cats plus pure bred cats are extremely expensive!😳😱

Posted by: lin-duh at June 03, 2023 06:58 AM (UUBmN)

71 High school has to be tougher for kids today than in the past. Previously it was a jumping off point to adulthood, you were prepping for college - which didn't happen for everyone, or preparing to go to work full time and perhaps build a career in a skill trade. Now it's no different than "graduating" elementary school, just another Donkey Kong level in a child's video game existence. Layer in the superfluous non core academic material kids are subjected to and it's no wonder they are confused.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 03, 2023 06:59 AM (oWBc3)

72 It was all a game and experiment with control and power. Wait until you see what happens in the Spring of 24.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 03, 2023 06:15 AM (BRHaw)


More info about the divine Dr. C:

https://is.gd/CbfL2d

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 03, 2023 07:00 AM (PiwSw)

73 Yonder Horde.

Beautiful morning here in Bourbon Country. First sips of hot coffee. The prevalent sound are the soft coo... coo... coo of the morning doves. A bit of mist in the low areas, cool, but supposed to be up around 90F again today.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2023 07:01 AM (Q4IgG)

74 All the good, manly barber shops have closed around here, so I go to the lady who does Mrs fd's hair. Appointment only, she's 5 minutes away, and it's $20 including tip.

She has her shop at back of her house, so it's called "Back Door Cuts". I have refrained from asking about trimming the rear exit.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2023 07:02 AM (iayUP)

75 Good morning morons

Local TV news reports a city worker was carjacked in Soma yesterday and crashed into a building after a police chase. A pedestrian on the sidewalk was killed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2023 07:04 AM (RIvkX)

76 Local TV news reports a second home-insurer will no longer write new policies in California, Allstate.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2023 07:05 AM (RIvkX)

77 High school has to be tougher for kids today than in the past. Previously it was a jumping off point to adulthood, you were prepping for college - which didn't happen for everyone, or preparing to go to work full time and perhaps build a career in a skill trade
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I imagine for those who go on to college it's just a more intense experience of the indoctrination. Once all the schooling is over and they leave their bubbles and reality hits, I would think the suicide rate will spike. Those straight out of HS who go to trade schools and get jobs probably have a better shot at a "normal" life.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 03, 2023 07:06 AM (UUBmN)

78 In the film, it doesn't take very long to figure out who the shitstains are.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 03, 2023 06:55
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And there are a lot of them. I did like the tribesmen from Nairobi. They were based.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 03, 2023 07:06 AM (xos3W)

79 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2023 06:08 AM (bVHSb)

That is so corny it's pathetic. I didn't laugh out loud. No, ma'am...not me. Well, not much. Sorry about the volume.

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2023 07:06 AM (cTCuP)

80 All the good, manly barber shops have closed around here, so I go to the lady who does Mrs fd's hair. Appointment only, she's 5 minutes away, and it's $20 including tip.

You must have a big head !

Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 07:07 AM (T4tVD)

81
Local TV news reports a second home-insurer will no longer write new policies in California, Allstate.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2023 07:05 AM


Wow, first State Farm, now Allstate. Which leaves Nationwide, I guess.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 03, 2023 07:07 AM (enJYY)

82 Morning Mouth Breathers

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 03, 2023 07:07 AM (cknjq)

83 I think I've said before that based on his appearance and mannerisms, Stirling is most likely an American Bombay. Hexadecimal doesn't have "papers" either, but fits at least 90% of every description I've ever found.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Bombay expert at June 03, 2023 07:08 AM (dtlDP)

84 Posted by: lin-duh at June 03, 2023 06:55 AM (UUBmN)

I could believe that! I have a pretty simple style: No. 2 all over, block the back. Don't touch the beard or the 'stache. 10 minutes in the chair, and with a tip added, it ends up at about $30.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 03, 2023 07:08 AM (YRsIm)

85 We used to have the draft after high school graduation.

Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 07:08 AM (eo57b)

86 All the good, manly barber shops have closed around here, so I go to the lady who does Mrs fd's hair. Appointment only, she's 5 minutes away, and it's $20 including tip.

You must have a big head !
Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023


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My barber charges that, but he trims my beard too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2023 07:08 AM (omVj0)

87
In the film, it doesn't take very long to figure out who the shitstains are.
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 03, 2023 06:55 AM (vg8N1)


I watched some clips from Yellowstone. You'd have to go well down the cast list to find a character who wasn't loathsome.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2023 07:08 AM (MoZTd)

88 65
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

WHAT ?

Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 07:09 AM (T4tVD)

89 Of barbers, my old guy retired so I took up with a new apprentice in the shop. It was a good first six months of bi-weekly cuts. Kid was professional and quiet, which I like. I make appointments in 4 visit blocks. Three visits ago, he had taken a walk in and I had to wait 10 minutes. Same game the next time. Yesterday when I walked in, he was seating a walk in 5 minutes before my appointment time. I left (to his stunned surprise) and am now back in the hunt for a barber. I am sure I am being labeled a priviedged white guy in the shop (Hispanic owned), but people's attitudes toward time these days, drive me crazy. Appointment? We don't need no stinking appointment. Sad thing is, kid just lost a regular, well tipping customer he may have had for a decade (Lord willing). Probably doesn't care.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 03, 2023 07:09 AM (oWBc3)

90 ha
CBS News’s Margaret Brennan: “Let’s put this into perspective: this is the president taking a victory lap on being able to achieve a basic matter of governance, not defaulting on debt.”

Bidens victory dance gets a bitch slap!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 03, 2023 07:09 AM (BRHaw)

91 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 03, 2023 07:10 AM (2hlEI)

92 I think I've said before that based on his appearance and mannerisms, Stirling is most likely an American Bombay. Hexadecimal doesn't have "papers" either, but fits at least 90% of every description I've ever found.
Posted by: pookysgirl, Bombay expert at June 03, 2023


***
Aren't Bombays short-haired, though? He's medium, with a plushy coat and a semi-plumy tail. Not the shaggy panther the late Wolf was, but not really smooth-coated. Besides, I saw his littermates, and they were longer-haired.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2023 07:10 AM (omVj0)

93 My homeowners insurance has probably more than doubled since we moved into this house. I do know that my HO insurance and property tax is more than my actual mortgage. 😱😳

Posted by: lin-duh at June 03, 2023 07:11 AM (UUBmN)

94
I could believe that! I have a pretty simple style: No. 2 all over, block the back. Don't touch the beard or the 'stache. 10 minutes in the chair, and with a tip added, it ends up at about $30.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 03, 2023 07:08 AM (YRsIm)


I'm much the same. I tell the barber, "This will be the easiest job for you today."

It also has the advantage of limiting the amount of time that they try to make conversation. It's just one of my many blind spots. I can't stand idle chit-chat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2023 07:12 AM (MoZTd)

95 lin-duh not if that bubble continues into Marxist's Seminaries then into Woke Corporations, it's all one big happy family

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 07:13 AM (xhxe8)

96 69 In the 60s the governing body of psychiatrics made changes to diagnoses of perversions. There have been many siince and will be more. That's what I meant, rhenningantx.
Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 06:57 AM (eo57b)

oh yes
Now social pressure is coming to physical medicine. Wait until fat people and drug addicts get physical medicine to rewrite diagnosis to meet their social and mental state.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 03, 2023 07:13 AM (BRHaw)

97 Anyone else up for sleeping in?

Posted by: krakatoa at 07:01 AM
---
Yes. Sadly, my biological clock doesn't work that way.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2023 07:14 AM (BpYfr)

98 My homeowners insurance has probably more than doubled since we moved into this house. I do know that my HO insurance and property tax is more than my actual mortgage. 😱😳
Posted by: lin-duh at June 03, 2023


***
Before I re-upped with Flo's Bros for my renter's insurance, I called to be sure they would have covered any loss from the water leaks I had in March et seq. The first "agent" said I wouldn't, that I didn't have flood insurance. When I spoke to the flood insurance guy, he said I would be covered -- that a "flood" is normally taken to be rising waters from *outside* the home. And in my policy, interior water leaks are listed as a "covered peril."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2023 07:15 AM (omVj0)

99 Yesterday was Black Friday for my Challenger. A shopping cart dented one side and my neighbor's dog clawed the other.

A man saw the shipping cart incident. He said it looked deliberate. It was a rough day on the orange streak.

And I just got it back from the body shop two months ago.

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2023 07:15 AM (cTCuP)

100
Anyone else up for sleeping in?
Posted by: krakatoa at 07:01 AM


I'm one of those sad creatures who's incapable of lounging in bed after waking up. Also, if I wake up at 6:00 I feel like I'm wasting the day away.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2023 07:16 AM (MoZTd)

101 I don't think most of the "normal gay" community is on board with the current militant trans movements.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 03, 2023 07:17 AM (UUBmN)

102 I'm working very hard to resume my pre-Covid sleep pattern, and sleep at least 7 hours continuously. Two days of success so far. Thank you diphenhydramine.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2023 07:17 AM (RIvkX)

103 Morning Horde. Two years ago I was told that my granddaughter was confused by her sexuality, she's bisexual. I looked at my stepdaughter and bit my tongue not to say "you f***ing idiot, you have exposed her to how funny and cool being gay is and this is what you get". Stop watching Will & Grace, that odious show with Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin, telling her that Jazz is so brave to transition. She's now 21 and madly in love, with a guy. She wasn't gay, my stepdaughter was basking in having a bisexual child.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 03, 2023 07:18 AM (2NHgQ)

104
In the film, it doesn't take very long to figure out who the shitstains are.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 03, 2023 06:55 AM


If your ears are filling with indecipherable nonsense that's the first clue. Second clue is appearance which is some mishmash with earmarks of visual disinformation.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 03, 2023 07:18 AM (enJYY)

105 I'm one of those sad creatures who's incapable of lounging in bed after waking up. Also, if I wake up at 6:00 I feel like I'm wasting the day away.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2023


***
Same here. I'd say "energetic" rather than "sad," though!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2023 07:19 AM (omVj0)

106 How on earth did mankind survive all those years without psychiatrists?

Posted by: creeper at June 03, 2023 07:20 AM (cTCuP)

107 farmers or companies that have not “allocated” between 25% and 75% of its shares to what the regulations call “blacks,” will be denied access to water.

The consequences will be particularly devastating for the farmers who feed us all. 60% of South Africa’s water resources are currently used by agriculture to grow the food we all eat.

So South Africa is going to starve itself to death to enforce race rules.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 03, 2023 07:20 AM (BRHaw)

108
I don't think most of the "normal gay" community is on board with the current militant trans movements.
Posted by: lin-duh at June 03, 2023 07:17 AM (UUBmN)


"Normal gay" as opposed to "professional gay"? But the "normal gay" community is terrified about saying anything, which makes them complicit.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2023 07:21 AM (MoZTd)

109 nec,

Munchhausen by proxy.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 03, 2023 07:21 AM (vg8N1)

110 Watched 2008's Cloverfield last night on CometTV. At first I was ready to give up on it. There'd been a hint that there was SF or horror to come with the mention of "the area formerly known as Central Park." But it seemed to be nothing but hand-held camera work depicting partying twenty-somethings in NYC. Then, about 20 minutes in, things changed and got pretty intense. I was caught and enjoyed it.

I still want to know where the title comes from, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2023 07:23 AM (omVj0)

111 I'm one of those sad creatures who's incapable of lounging in bed after waking
----
I'm not. I'm pretty lazy so the cramp woke me up at 5, my normal time to wake up for work, and I got my covfefe and now I'm "lounging" in bed. It can lounge until noon if allowed to. I am tired so maybe a nap in a bit... I'm slothful 🦥

Posted by: lin-duh at June 03, 2023 07:23 AM (UUBmN)

112 "But the "normal gay" community is terrified about saying anything, which makes them complicit. "

Can't speak for the 'community', but I know and consider several gay/lesbian couples who are rather vocal in real life and conversation concerning this new direction that has arisen.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2023 07:24 AM (1n+EO)

113 "A man saw the shipping cart incident. He said it looked deliberate. It was a rough day on the orange streak."

People suck. Some want to drag everything down to their level of slovenliness. That's why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2023 07:24 AM (iayUP)

114 Chatterbox. My stepdaughter has mental issues, I'm sure of it. Don't get me started on my grandson, he's a mess. He truly has mental issues brought on by how he was raised.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 03, 2023 07:24 AM (2NHgQ)

115 I live in the South Bronx and go to a local Dominican barber shop. They're great. $25 but I give them $40.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 03, 2023 07:25 AM (RqMSv)

116 I go to bed pretty regularly at 11PM. I'm up by 7AM. Lately it's been more like 6 - 6:30AM.

Because it's light at that hour I guess.

My wife however sleeps until 9AM sharp. Every day. No excuses.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2023 07:28 AM (Q4IgG)

117 I keep getting emails offering to remove my bad Gooble reviews. Which one of you Morons is giving me bad reviews?

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2023 07:29 AM (iayUP)

118 "My wife however sleeps until 9AM sharp. Every day. No excuses."

I may be married to your wife's sister.

9:00am.......BOOM!!! time to get up and get the day started.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2023 07:30 AM (1n+EO)

119 Well, time to help the neighbor change brakes and rotors.


TTFN.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2023 07:31 AM (1n+EO)

120 fd my thoughts on why mostly minorities go into a store, trash as much as possible without taking anything.

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 07:31 AM (xhxe8)

121 I keep getting emails offering to remove my bad Gooble reviews. Which one of you Morons is giving me bad reviews?
Posted by: fd at June 03, 2023 07:29 AM (iayUP)
------------
I'd like to know how I keep "winning" "prizes" that I have to "claim".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 03, 2023 07:32 AM (2hlEI)

122
Delilah is a house dog and gets to sleep where she wants. She usually spends the night in our bedroom and has an odd line of equity. Normally, she sleeps on the floor next to Her Majesty's side of the bed. If I have to wake up at 2:00 to go to the bathroom, I'll come back and she'll still be there. But if I get up and put my clothes on to go let the puppies out at 5:00, she'll hop up on my side of the bed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2023 07:34 AM (MoZTd)

123 Coming sooner than you think:

Personal visa card that rewards you with a lower interest rate for good ESG purchases.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2023 07:34 AM (s88O9)

124 Wolfus, there are several Cloverfield movies. All of them are related to a "Cloverfield effect" where the space-time continuum was disrupted somehow. Check out 10 Cloverfield Lane

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2023 07:36 AM (RIvkX)

125 So that W@ -LM@..rT gift card win might be a scam?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2023 07:36 AM (s88O9)

126 > I may be married to your wife's sister.

9:00am.......BOOM!!! time to get up and get the day started.
__________

My wife takes forever to wake up. First thing is coffee. Second thing is smartphone and couch. No talking. By 10:30 or 11 she's functional.

I'm the opposite. As soon as my feet hit the floor I'm on it. I could, and have, survived without coffee or any caffeine in the mornings.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2023 07:36 AM (Q4IgG)

127 t also has the advantage of limiting the amount of time that they try to make conversation. It's just one of my many blind spots. I can't stand idle chit-chat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

So YOU'RE The Soup Nazi !

AHA !

Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 07:36 AM (T4tVD)

128 No rain for me again, been 3 1/2 weeks
Posted by: Skip


And corn went in three weeks ago. It's hurtin'.

Posted by: t-bird at June 03, 2023 07:36 AM (Sv58p)

129 My project for today is to replace two windows in the sunroom. As my rule of projects is "Nothing is as easy as it looks like it's going to be.", I expect that it's not going to be as easy as it looks like it will be.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2023 07:36 AM (iayUP)

130 Hadrian rank has its privileges

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 07:37 AM (xhxe8)

131 110 Watched 2008's Cloverfield last night on CometTV. At first I was ready to give up on it. There'd been a hint that there was SF or horror to come with the mention of "the area formerly known as Central Park." But it seemed to be nothing but hand-held camera work depicting partying twenty-somethings in NYC. Then, about 20 minutes in, things changed and got pretty intense. I was caught and enjoyed it.

I still want to know where the title comes from, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2023 07:23 AM (omVj0)

I think it is the name of the FBI style coverup of the incident.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 03, 2023 07:37 AM (BRHaw)

132

De Eat da Poo Poo!

Posted by: Rev. Martin Ssempa at June 03, 2023 07:39 AM (TM00u)

133
I'd like to know how I keep "winning" "prizes" that I have to "claim".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 03, 2023 07:32 AM (2hlEI)


My spam used to be wild sex sites. Now it's all prepaid burial plans and walk-in tubs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2023 07:40 AM (MoZTd)

134 Speaking of emails, I keep getting one that wants to send me FAG samples:

"Hope everything goes will with you in 2023. I'm Philip from bearings factory. We have 20 years' experience in producing bearings.
do you need samples?"

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2023 07:40 AM (iayUP)

135 That's not how I roll.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2023 07:42 AM (iayUP)

136 No rain here in West PA for several weeks now. I'm expecting to wake up on morning and see a Saguaro Cactus growing in my parents' front yard. I go back to Babylon DC next week so got some more golf to do.

Did get some sad news. My friend's wife got diagnosed with breast cancer yesterday so if praying hordelings could add Sherri, that would be appreciated.

Posted by: Puddleglum in Pennsyltucky at June 03, 2023 07:42 AM (LUyqH)

137 Not to mention injecting race into the subject.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2023 07:43 AM (iayUP)

138 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at June 03, 2023 07:44 AM (aXbab)

139 The bearing emails have seemed to taper off lately.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2023 07:44 AM (iayUP)

140 Zzzz.z.z.z...

Posted by: Marooned at June 03, 2023 07:46 AM (kt8QE)

141 It is nuts how dry PA is. We had a 4" rainfall in Apr, then hasn't rained a drop since.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2023 07:46 AM (s88O9)

142 I watched What is a Woman? and recommend it. Matt Walsh does a good job interviewing these crackpot practitioners and taking them down in a very good-natured way.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2023 07:47 AM (RIvkX)

143
Powerline's Week in Pictures is up

tinyurl.com/Powerline20230603

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 03, 2023 07:47 AM (ENBF0)

144 Did get some sad news. My friend's wife got diagnosed with breast cancer yesterday so if praying hordelings could add Sherri, that would be appreciated.
Posted by: Puddleglum in Pennsyltucky

Okay

Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 07:49 AM (T4tVD)

145 Wolf
As you have seen the movie think about the Hammer Down ( I am trying not to spoil) and the lost video footage scene.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 03, 2023 07:49 AM (BRHaw)

146 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering

Needs a good cleaning.

Its on my list of shittadoo.

Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 07:50 AM (T4tVD)

147 144 Did get some sad news. My friend's wife got diagnosed with breast cancer yesterday so if praying hordelings could add Sherri, that would be appreciated.
Posted by: Puddleglum in Pennsyltucky

Okay
Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 07:49 AM (T4tVD)

PS my friends wife NO CANCER. thx morons

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 03, 2023 07:50 AM (BRHaw)

148 On the road, randomly listening to channels on Sirius, landed on a comedy channel, never realized this before but Mitch Hedberg sounds like a slightly less manic Robin Williams.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 03, 2023 07:51 AM (VKlAN)

149 I'm one of those sad creatures who's incapable of lounging in bed after waking up. Also, if I wake up at 6:00 I feel like I'm wasting the day away.

Just got in from a three miler and 10 rounds of heavy/double-end bag work.

Deer flies are up early too.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 03, 2023 07:51 AM (YXHzG)

150 A prayer for Sherri's complete and immediate healing

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2023 07:53 AM (RIvkX)

151 Yesterday evening 2 pop up T-storms came through the county east to west one north of me the other south, both missing me.

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 07:54 AM (xhxe8)

152 Most of the J6 footage sound is F A K E

https://tinyurl.com/4purv4m5

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 03, 2023 07:55 AM (BRHaw)

153
Needs a good cleaning.

Its on my list of shittadoo.

Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 07:50 AM


I pick up my leaf-blower, blow all the water out, then take a spray bottle of white vinegar I keep around, spray it, wait an hour, then refill. Takes about two minutes, twice a week.

I can't really see it from where I sit, but when the screen door is open I can hear them flapping away. A lot of birds per hour.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 03, 2023 07:55 AM (enJYY)

154 PS my friends wife NO CANCER. thx morons
Posted by: rhennigantx

Nice !

Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 07:56 AM (T4tVD)

155 Mowed my yard yesterday. It's dry out there. It's so dry the grass and weeds in my driveway are brown and crunchy! On the bright side, I didn't have to mow the driveway.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 07:56 AM (Wy1BU)

156 I pick up my leaf-blower, blow all the water out, then take a spray bottle of white vinegar I keep around, spray it, wait an hour, then refill. Takes about two minutes, twice a week.

TWICE a week ?

Are you a vinegar salesman ?

Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 07:58 AM (T4tVD)

157 Yesterday evening 2 pop up T-storms came through the county east to west one north of me the other south, both missing me.
Posted by: Skip

They hit me.

Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 07:59 AM (T4tVD)

158
No good choices for today. I can either scrub down the pens in the kennel or clean out and reorganize the tool room.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2023 07:59 AM (MoZTd)

159 No good choices for today. I can either scrub down the pens in the kennel or clean out and reorganize the tool room.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I read that as "scrub down the penis"

Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 08:00 AM (T4tVD)

160 Good morning everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 08:00 AM (rH414)

161 I read that as "scrub down the penis"
Posted by: JT

Okay, a misreading but still, evergreen advice.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 08:01 AM (rH414)

162 Ciampino's Rescue kitties

https://is.gd/WQ5JcT
There's another photo update #69 at the link.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT

ALSO LIVE STREAMING!! - Biscuits' BABIES ON WEBCAM
Now most nights as well

https://www.twitch.tv/kittenwatch

Posted by: "Not a morning person" doesn't even begin to cover it at June 03, 2023 08:02 AM (qfLjt)

163 17 Some of the kids on spouse's bus are oriental

***

Thanks for the corny jokes, Fen.
I will admit I find the word Oriental as referring to people - weird. I wouldn't call non-Asians "Occidental". Although a lot of y'all are Accidental, let's be honest lol.
Just call us Asian, or East Asian, or Southeast Asian if you want to be sPacific (pun)

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 08:03 AM (vHIgi)

164 On the other hand, the weeds in my rock garden are doing just fine. Growing and green. So weed killer must be applied today.
To-do list for today:
Spray weeds
Clean the house
Empty the dishwasher
Deal with a belligerent teenager
Take up drinking as a hobby

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 08:05 AM (Wy1BU)

165 162 Ciampino's Rescue kitties

https://is.gd/WQ5JcT
There's another photo update #70 at the link.
(I had the wrong link number)

Posted by: "Not a morning person" doesn't even begin to cover it at June 03, 2023 08:05 AM (qfLjt)

166 Preparing for the kid's and grandkid's arrival in a few days. They are stopping to visit and rest during their cross-country trip with their final destination, here in the states, of NYC.

With their two doggies and a few others, it will be a house full. This will be the last time we see them for awhile - they are moving overseas permanently. I has the sadz.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 08:06 AM (rH414)

167 Just call us Asian, or East Asian, or Southeast Asian if you want to be sPacific (pun)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

I think of you as a Nice Lady with a GREAT sense of humor !

Posted by: JT at June 03, 2023 08:07 AM (T4tVD)

168 To-do list for today:
Spray weeds
Clean the house
Empty the dishwasher
Deal with a belligerent teenager
Take up drinking as a hobby
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 08:05 AM (Wy1BU)
===
Not necessarily in that order...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2023 08:08 AM (RIvkX)

169 I sea what you did vmom.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2023 08:08 AM (iayUP)

170 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

I think of you as a Nice Lady with a GREAT sense of humor !
Posted by: JT

And a sharp wit!!


(I kill me some days )

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 08:09 AM (rH414)

171 With their two doggies and a few others, it will be a house full. This will be the last time we see them for awhile - they are moving overseas permanently. I has the sadz.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 08:06 AM (rH414)
===

{Tonypete}

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2023 08:10 AM (RIvkX)

172 163
will admit I find the word Oriental as referring to people - weird. I wouldn't call non-Asians "Occidental". Although a lot of y'all are Accidental, let's be honest lol.
Just call us Asian, or East Asian, or Southeast Asian if you want to be sPacific (pun)

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 08:03 AM (vHIgi)
----
It used to be that the Middle East and Far East were called just The East or The Orient, hence The orient Express. So Asiatics were termed Orientals, I never considered that derogatory but similar to European.

Posted by: Ciampino - "Not a morning person" doesn't even begin to cover it at June 03, 2023 08:10 AM (qfLjt)

173 Morning y'all.

Up and at it earlier than usual for a Saturday. Waiting on the boy to get ready. The Scout Troop was invited to run a flag ceremony at a local event. No, not a pride event. No, no rainbow flags.

After that, car repairs. I second the "nothing is as easy as it looks like it will be" sentiment. Nothing is as easy as the dude on YouTube made it look!

Posted by: reason at June 03, 2023 08:10 AM (TkV8C)

174 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 08:03 AM (vHIgi)

Sorry; No offense intended. I will use Korean or Chinese or Japanese from now on.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2023 08:11 AM (Keyt1)

175 Oriental is a rug.
Asian is a person.
- my momma

Posted by: reason at June 03, 2023 08:12 AM (TkV8C)

176 I once heard the word Oriental is for describing inanimate objects such as rugs or furniture not people. Grain of salt...

Posted by: lin-duh at June 03, 2023 08:12 AM (UUBmN)

177 I pick up my leaf-blower, blow all the water out, then take a spray bottle of white vinegar I keep around, spray it, wait an hour, then refill. Takes about two minutes, twice a week.

That's my coochie cleaning routine!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 03, 2023 08:13 AM (4I/2K)

178 Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 03, 2023 08:13 AM (4I/2K)

There is something wrong with you.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 08:15 AM (Wy1BU)

179 174 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 08:03 AM (vHIgi)

Sorry; No offense intended. I will use Korean or Chinese or Japanese from now on.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2023 08:11 AM (Keyt1)


Embrace the power of "and". Andiental!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 03, 2023 08:15 AM (PiwSw)

180
Sorry; No offense intended. I will use Korean or Chinese or Japanese from now on.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2023 08:11 AM


I hope your husband is careful when backing up when they're near. Wouldn't want any crustaceans.

(works better as verbal pun)

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 03, 2023 08:15 AM (enJYY)

181 What ever happened to Sandra "does this contraception make my butt look big?" Fluke?

Posted by: reason at June 03, 2023 08:16 AM (TkV8C)

182 175 Oriental is a rug.
Asian is a person.
- my momma

Posted by: reason at June 03, 2023 08:12 AM (TkV8C)
----
Oriental is short for Oriental person, just ass European stands for a European person. The adjective became a noun in both cases.

Posted by: Ciampino - dang! at June 03, 2023 08:16 AM (qfLjt)

183 The adjective became a noun in both cases.
Posted by: Ciampino

The adjective identifies as a noun then?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 08:17 AM (rH414)

184 I'm not offended, Fen. Just letting you know. Looking forward to more action comedy movie reviews from you.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 08:17 AM (vHIgi)

185 The adjective identifies as a noun then?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 08:17 AM (rH414)
---

It also wants surgery now, to remove it's dangling participle.

Posted by: reason at June 03, 2023 08:19 AM (TkV8C)

186 (I kill me some days )
Posted by: Tonypete

Saves me the trouble!

*kidding!!!*

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 08:19 AM (vHIgi)

187 Is a crustacean a person with crabs?

Posted by: Ciampino - dang, dang! at June 03, 2023 08:19 AM (qfLjt)

188 "just ass European"
Posted by: Ciampino - dang!

I love this typo! I'm snickering like a fool.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 08:20 AM (Wy1BU)

189 Oriental is a Shriner, Asian is ethnic cuisine.

Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 08:20 AM (eo57b)

190 Dave Ramsey is being sued for $150million dollars.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2023 08:22 AM (Wy1BU)

191 Scrubbed out bird bath and watered garden, have some peppers starting but rarely get the first ones worth using.

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 08:22 AM (xhxe8)

192 188
ass[/] LOL.
It's my morning for typos. Even my correction of #69 to #70 is wrong, it's #71. The baby kittens are so cute and they all love people.

Posted by: Ciampino - dang, dang, dangle that hanging participle at June 03, 2023 08:24 AM (qfLjt)

193 C for coffee, c for Chevrolet
C for coffee, c for Chevrolet.
C for Cindy, she took my stuff away.

Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 08:26 AM (eo57b)

194 C for coffee, c for Chevrolet
C for coffee, c for Chevrolet.
C for Cindy, she took my stuff away.
Posted by: Eromero

You too have a weakness for redheads?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 08:27 AM (rH414)

195 Yes to sleeping!
Sadly, my doggy is not on board, as we start the day with breakfast and walkies. I am delaying the walkies part, though. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2023 08:27 AM (mo/0F)

196 Some of the kittens are out right now.
https://www.twitch.tv/kittenwatch

Posted by: Ciampino -- dang, dang, dangle that hanging participle at June 03, 2023 08:27 AM (qfLjt)

197 Posted by: Ciampino - dang, dang, dangle that hanging participle at June 03, 2023 08:24 AM (qfLjt)
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Nom, nom nom

Posted by: The Barrel at June 03, 2023 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

198 >>With their two doggies and a few others, it will be a house full. This will be the last time we see them for awhile - they are moving overseas permanently. I has the sadz.


Oof, that tough, Tonypete!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2023 08:30 AM (mo/0F)

199 A caution toward redeads, a weakness for brunettes.

Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2023 08:31 AM (eo57b)

200 Have to stick close to home for a while. My every two week Wally World grocery delivery is today. One of my better moves getting delivery. They're really good in this area (close to home office scrutiny) and after a couple months, no complaints. Very punctual. After that time to go play cards with Chief Five Deck.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 03, 2023 08:31 AM (lz5hY)

201 Today's excessively stupid "Letter to the Editor" from the "NY Post"

Biden may be unsteady on his feet, but he is not unsteady when it comes to governing.

His administration has been responsible for negotiating many impressive bipartisan accomplishments — most recently the successful debt-limit bill that helped the United States to avert default.

Some presidents never trip and fall on the floor. They may be younger or healthier than Biden is.

But they don’t know how to get both parties to work together. Biden and his team have succeeded in making government more bipartisan.

Paul Feiner, Greenburgh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2023 08:32 AM (Keyt1)

202 And no, all the letters are not commending Biden.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2023 08:32 AM (Keyt1)

203 Paul Feiner, Greenburgh
===
Sounds like our troll.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2023 08:34 AM (RIvkX)

204 Fen, you must know that a lot of the movies recommended last night were not, er, family friendly?
True Romance is a Tarantino flick, so it's super-violent.
The Midnight Run recommendation was solid -- I will be finding that one to rewatch with the family.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2023 08:34 AM (mo/0F)

205 Good morning all! Yeah..I slept in.

Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at June 03, 2023 08:38 AM (wagHN)

206 On this day in history June 3rd 1967ish, Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie bridge.
Still not sure why.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at June 03, 2023 08:42 AM (dr4Q1)

207 Yeah..I slept in.
Posted by: jewells45

A blessing! I hope you are well rested.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 08:43 AM (vHIgi)

208 Sitting out back my parents place. A woodpecker is busy in the woods and the local groundhog family is annoyed that I'm interrupting there breakfast. Morning doves are about too. No DC beltway noise, no constant aircraft noise, no subway noise. It's nice. I like visiting Pennsyltucky.

Posted by: Puddleglum in Pennsytucky at June 03, 2023 08:43 AM (LUyqH)

209 Lizzy at June 03, 2023 08:34 AM (mo/0F)

No; There are a lot of movies I only know the names of, so I'd have to research them beforehand so thanks for the warning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2023 08:44 AM (BgRSF)

210 206 On this day in history June 3rd 1967ish, Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie bridge.
Still not sure why.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at June 03, 2023 08:42 AM (dr4Q1)

He did not want to catch the virus coming round next spring!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 03, 2023 08:49 AM (BRHaw)

211 There are a lot of movies I only know the names of, so I'd have to research them beforehand so thanks for the warning.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2023 08:44 AM (BgRSF)

IMDB.com is your friend in these cinematic matters.
Internet Movie Data Base.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2023 08:49 AM (4I/2K)

212 Two recent films that weredecent that you may like, though they are not action comedies:

Father Stu - Mark Wahlberg as an unconventional priest (he's really not likable in the beginning, but gets much better)

Jesus Revolution - About the start of the 70's Movement Christianity (think that's what it's called) in CA. Well done.

Both are based on real people/events.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2023 08:49 AM (mo/0F)

213 Florida Peasant- probably seemed a good idea at the time

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 08:50 AM (xhxe8)

214 But they don’t know how to get both parties to work together. Biden and his team have succeeded in making government more bipartisan.

Wow. Praising Biden for unifying the long existing Uniparty.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 03, 2023 08:50 AM (YXHzG)

215 On this day in history June 3rd 1967ish, Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie bridge.
Still not sure why.
Posted by: Florida Peasant

To make it so Bobbi Gentry could amass a small fortune to be used later to buy a chunk of the Phoenix Suns(?) which she later sold for a king's ransom.

And dropped out of public life.

An American success story if I ever heard one!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 08:50 AM (rH414)

216 I need to wander down to the road and see if our trash has been picked up. The previous contractor went bankrupt and it's been 3 weeks since we've had any service. It's mostly rural routes. People are obviously agitated.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2023 08:51 AM (Q4IgG)

217 Jemele Hill is out at Spotify after daring the company to pay her or another black host $100 million to match Joe Rogan.

Her show does not even register some days on Spot. And they track something like top 10k.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 03, 2023 08:51 AM (BRHaw)

218 Son placed a hold for some movies. One is some Film about Germany after WW Ii, one is "The Prestige" which is about feuding magicians at the beginning of the 1900s and the others are Davy Crockett and The Man Who Shot Liberty Balance. They are all family friendly/well, I don't know about the German one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2023 08:51 AM (BgRSF)

219 His administration has been responsible for negotiating many impressive bipartisan accomplishments — most recently the successful debt-limit bill that helped the United States to avert default.

So by kicking the can down the road this is now called "success".

Because growing the economy and reducing kakistocracy spending is such a dead-end.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 03, 2023 08:52 AM (YXHzG)

220 Jemele Hill is out at Spotify after daring the company to pay her or another black host $100 million to match Joe Rogan.

Another casualty of the destruction of compensation related to merit and the promotion of identity politics. A person's income should be similar to being at the casino with loaded dice.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 03, 2023 08:55 AM (YXHzG)

221 by: Lizzy at June 03, 2023 08:49 AM (mo/

Husband and I see Fr. Stu and enjoyed it very much. I have heard about Jesus Revolution but haven't seen it yet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2023 08:55 AM (BgRSF)

222 >>Jemele Hill is out at Spotify after daring the company to pay her or another black host $100 million to match Joe Rogan.


It's amazing that she can pretend that black entertainers are underpaid compared to their white counterparts. This fight was won a long time ago by people like Oprah, Will Smith, Beyonce, and the Obamas. Get the same audience as Rogan and you'll be paid more - duh!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 03, 2023 08:55 AM (mo/0F)

223
I watched "What is a Woman?"

A credible and commendable effort by Matt Walsh.

Matt was a good straight man for posing the question. The tap dancing and farting on the part of advocates for a non-specific definition was epic. Many Ibrim Kendi-like circular answers -- wherein the definition relies upon using the very word being defined (check him out for "anti-racist").

Matt's wife nailed it: "A woman is an adult human female (who needs help to open this jar)."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 03, 2023 08:56 AM (pNxlR)

224 Local news headline: "Biden set to sign debt ceiling bill that averts prospect of unprecedented federal default."

Unprecedented disaster averted! Biden is the hero we need for these perilous times!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2023 08:56 AM (4I/2K)

225 Princess Bride is family friendly
Men in Tights is family friendly with some risque innuendo
Shanghai Noon , Big Trouble in Little China also family friendly

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 08:56 AM (vHIgi)

226 Haven't looked at Matt Walsh's What is a Woman video, I already know, but it's probably funny and frustrating to see what others think.

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2023 08:57 AM (xhxe8)

227 Shaolin Soccer is a fun action comedy movie

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2023 08:58 AM (vHIgi)

228 The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance is a masterpiece.

Posted by: davidt at June 03, 2023 08:58 AM (SYTee)

229 But they don’t know how to get both parties to work together. Biden and his team have succeeded in making government more bipartisan.

Jim Jones brought together those of the People's Temple too.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 03, 2023 08:58 AM (YXHzG)

230
Liberty Balance


Liberty Valance, Fen

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 03, 2023 08:58 AM (pNxlR)

231 My balance is shot.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 03, 2023 09:00 AM (SYTee)

232 Friends in NYC who caught colds pining for the return of mandated mask wearing. Yeah, sure.

Posted by: Ziba at June 03, 2023 09:00 AM (4h9M3)

233 Heh. I’m not the only one who remembers Billy Joe McAllister on June 3rd!

Posted by: LadyS at June 03, 2023 09:00 AM (oq25h)

234 Local news headline: "Biden set to sign debt ceiling bill that averts prospect of unprecedented federal default."

Unprecedented disaster averted! Biden is the hero we need for these perilous times!!


The question is never asked: "How is it that the prospect of unprecedented federal default came during Joe's reign?"

Posted by: Reuben Hick at June 03, 2023 09:00 AM (YXHzG)

235 The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance is a masterpiece.
Posted by: davidt


One theme I took away was: A man is rewarded a very prestigious position based on a lie.

Just like real life!!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2023 09:01 AM (rH414)

236 Coffee thread is up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2023 09:01 AM (Q4IgG)

237 Unprecedented disaster averted! Biden is the hero we need for these perilous times!!
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2023 08:56 AM (4I/2K)

Does anyone actually know what the "disaster" would have been? This has never been described in any detail by Yellen, the MSM, or KJP.

Posted by: Ziba at June 03, 2023 09:02 AM (4h9M3)

238 >>Cognitive therapy is based on the cognitive model, which states that thoughts, feelings and behavior are all connected, and that individuals can move toward overcoming difficulties and meeting their goals by identifying and changing unhelpful or inaccurate thinking, problematic behavior, and distressing emotional responses.


this sounds a lot like 'get your head out of your ass, why don't ya'

Posted by: DB - still gaining acceptance at June 03, 2023 09:03 AM (geLO8)

239
Haven't looked at Matt Walsh's What is a Woman video, I already know, but it's probably funny and frustrating to see what others think.


There were several proponents for an open-ended definition in it who engaged in the age old dodge by responding with a question (e.g., "Why do you ask that?") when confronted with a direct question from Matt. Unserious people who were deadly serious about keeping at bay all real world barriers to their milk and mush definitions.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 03, 2023 09:03 AM (pNxlR)

240 Yes( I know it's Valance. That was a stupid autocorrect.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2023 09:07 AM (//Rlx)

241 The wife talked me into sitting for a movie last week. Something I never do. I really don't even watch TV. She puts on Honor Among Thieves, D&D movie. I prepare for the worst as a victim of the earlier attempts at taking the game to the screen. Against my better judgement I watch.

I enjoyed it. They did a pretty damn good job. LOL funny in more than a few places.

Posted by: Reforger at June 03, 2023 09:07 AM (B705c)

242 Birthday today! Yaaaaay me!! 76. OY!!

Headed down to New Brunswick in a little while for the annual Hungarian Festival. Always great food, great atmosphere and music from the land of my grandparents. A fun way to spend the day. Son is driving this time, so I won't need to worry about the parking situation.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 03, 2023 09:10 AM (Zvtjl)

243 A raccoon has discovered my bird feeding statuon on my deck. I had to disassemble it because I know he'll come back... repeatedly. If the trophy wife discovered that we had a visitor like that she would want to abandon the house.

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