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JustTheNews.com: Previously Hidden January 6th Video Shows Nancy Pelosi Continuing to Work With Her Daughter On Her "Documentary" at the Time She Claims She Was Terrified By Dangerous "Insurrectionists"
Before getting to that, Christopher Wray has supposedly given in and has agreed to deliver the document alleging that Biden promised specific policy changes to foreign agents for $5 million.
Will he actually deliver the document? Or just a piece of paper with black bands of redaction all over it? The latter, I think.Facing a potential contempt of Congress vote, FBI Director Christopher Wray relented and has agreed to bring a subpoenaed document from the Biden family investigation to Capitol Hill for lawmakers to inspect on Monday, House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer announced Friday. The document in question, an FD-1023, contains uncorroborated allegations that an informant provided the FBI in June 2020 alleging that Joe Biden, when he was vice president, was engaged in a bribery scheme to change US policy in return for $5 million to his family's businesses, lawmakers have said. Congress was alerted to the document by an FBI whistleblower who raised concerns the allegations were never fully investigated. Comer and Sen. Chuck Grassley of Iowa demanded to see the document, and Comer followed with a subpoena. As recently as Wednesday, Wray indicated he would not turn over the document in compliance with the subpoena, but would let lawmakers come read it at the FBI. But a deal was struck late Thursday for the FBI to bring the document to the Capitol, officials said. "Chairman Comer will receive a briefing from the FBI and review the document on Monday," his committee told Just the News in a statement. "Chairman Comer has been clear that anything short of producing the FD-1023 form to the House Oversight Committee is not compliance with his subpoena. This unclassified record contains pages of details that need to be investigated further by the House Oversight Committee."Just the News is posting video from J6. First up, video of Nancy Pelosi, supposedly in terror for her life, letting her fugly daughter tag along and continue filming her for her stupid "documentary." Was she in terror? If so, why didn't she send her daughter away when danger closed in on them? If they were in such peril, why bring her daughter along to film it? Surely pure animal instinct to merely survive would be paramount. Why keep her daughter in the eye of the bloody storm of Insurrection? I think she might be lying for political effect. Am I still allowed to say a member of the worthless, feckless, witless American shit-aristocracy is lying?
J6 Unmasked: Security footage shows Pelosi evacuating Hollywood-style from Capitol as daughter films Ex-Capitol Police chief says Pelosi's actions that day created a 'major distraction,' put unnecessary strain on her security detail. By John Solomon and Nicholas Ballasy Updated: June 1, 2023 Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has described having to evacuate a riotous Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021 as traumatic. But Capitol Police security footage obtained by Just the News shows the long-time Democrat leader exited Hollywood-style from the home of Congress that fateful day with her daughter filming her as security officers tried to guide her through a secret safe passage corridor. The footage, made available by House Speaker Kevin McCarthy and aired for the first time on the Just the News, No Noise television show on Real America's Voice on Thursday night, provides three different angles of Pelosi's evacuation the afternoon of Jan. 6. Each show her daughter Alexandra roving around her mother's delegation with a camera as they moved briskly through corridors, led by members of the Capitol Police protective detail. The video shows then-Speaker Pelosi was not in jeopardy after fleeing the breached Capitol chamber, because the footage shows no protesters or rioters penetrated the evacuation route. Capitol Police confirmed to Congress the woman holding the camera in the footage was Pelosi's daughter, Alexandra. Steven Sund, the former Capitol Police chief, who was fired after the Jan. 6 tragedy, viewed the evacuation footage Thursday for the first time and said he was deeply concerned that Pelosi's actions that day put an unnecessary strain on her security detail. "When you look at the footage, what you need to realize is a protective detail is specifically for the protectee. You're there, you're protecting the protectee," Sund told Just the News. "Now, Capitol Police statutorily do have the authority to protect family members. And it's my understanding the person holding the camera was Pelosi's daughter. But she's there in the position of being media. "The protective detail isn't there to protect media. And whoever else was there with her for the sole purpose of videotaping creates a major distraction for the protective detail," he added. "You know, they don't train to protect those additional people." Sund said the filming operation also likely created consequences for the specialized vehicle that was sent to whisk Pelosi to a safe location at Fort McNair. "There's a limited number of seats in the armored vehicles that, you know, if you're going to put one of those additional people into the armored personnel carrier, or the armored vehicle, you're going to lose one of your security detail. And that's not what's meant to happen so it creates a distraction."Video at the link. I hear that future entries in this series -- JustTheNews will be releasing updates all June, I mean, "all Pride Month" -- will show Nancy Pelosi primping herself and applying make-up for the cameras even as the Grim Spectre of Death stared into her soul from a mirror. Wait, update: I'm told the Grim Spectre of Death was just Nancy Pelosi's face in the mirror. My apologies, but surely you can understand my confusion.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 12:00 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 12:02 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Heirloominati at June 02, 2023 12:02 PM (CtJ/Z)
Posted by: Sid at June 02, 2023 12:03 PM (cb+GA)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 12:03 PM (t/2Uw)
Was she in terror? If so, why didn't she send her daughter away when danger closed in on them?
If they were in such peril, why bring her daughter along to film it? Surely pure animal instinct to merely survive would be paramount.
Why keep her daughter in the eye of the bloody storm of Insurrection?
Chance that any of these questions will in some form be asked by the media's flying monkeys?
Zero.Zero.
It's the lowest in Faber HISTORY!
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 12:03 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 12:04 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: doug at June 02, 2023 12:04 PM (8/lc0)
No, Ace. No. Calling Pelosi's face the Grim Spectre of Death is an insult to the Grim Spectre of Death. He's probably a pretty cool and tasteful dude, once you get past the whole "death" part. There is nothing cool or tasteful about Pelosi.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 12:04 PM (iFTx/)
I hear he's a man of wealth and taste.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 12:05 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 02, 2023 12:05 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Grim Spectre of Death at June 02, 2023 12:05 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 02, 2023 12:06 PM (3vCGB)
Dude! Not cool!
Posted by: Death at June 02, 2023 12:06 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Just Lily at June 02, 2023 12:06 PM (5kumV)
Agree, but if by some miracle he does deliver it, it means the Dems are jettisoning Biden.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 12:06 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2023 12:07 PM (HDrsj)
Posted by: davidt at June 02, 2023 12:07 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 12:07 PM (tfMsm)
Agree, but if by some miracle he does deliver it, it means the Dems are jettisoning Biden.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 12:06 PM (eOEVl)
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The sandbags are closing in.
Posted by: Just Lily at June 02, 2023 12:07 PM (5kumV)
Posted by: Oddbob at June 02, 2023 12:08 PM (nfrXX)
Hmmm 🤔
Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2023 12:08 PM (J47y1)
It is now obvious that no one was in danger on that day. There was no fear for their lives. The J6ers were unarmed.
Is there no jurisdicition above these DC judges that can bring sanity?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 12:08 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2023 12:08 PM (j4U/Z)
I hear he's a man of wealth and taste.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 12:05 PM (eOEVl)
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Hence where I got my "tasteful" comment from. I was also thinking of Death (the Wolf) in the latest Puss in Boots movie. Death is by far the best character with the best lines.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 12:09 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: huerfano at June 02, 2023 12:09 PM (7zEAH)
Posted by: davidt at June 02, 2023 12:09 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 12:04 PM (iFTx/)
i mean, he always seemed pretty cool when he was on the tv with billy and mandy.
she was MUCH scarier....
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 02, 2023 12:10 PM (Mkvkw)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 12:10 PM (BRHaw)
well, don't want to believe
Posted by: Iris at June 02, 2023 12:10 PM (foa6+)
Posted by: Heirloominati
mornin'!
Hey... I know it's not really morning.
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 12:04 PM (KRtlO)
******
In Texas it is.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 12:10 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 12:10 PM (BRHaw)
Hmmm 🤔
Posted by: Marcus T at June 02, 2023 12:08 PM (J47y1)
Great point! In retrospect, the all time ballsy history changing move might’ve been DJT actually showing up at the Capitol at the moment of “crisis” and calming the crowd in person. Of course to do that, he’d have had to grab the steering wheel of the Beast and commandeer it to get there….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2023 12:11 PM (HDrsj)
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One more you need to be aware of, ace.
"‘Missing’ Biden family corruption probe witness Gal Luft speaks out, living as fugitive in undisclosed location "
"In March 2019, Luft met with four FBI officials and two DOJ prosecutors at the US Embassy in Brussels to provide information that Chinese state-controlled energy company CEFC had paid $100,000 a month to Hunter Biden and $65,000 to his uncle Jim, in exchange for their FBI connections and use of the Biden name to promote China’s Belt and Road Initiative around the world."
https://tinyurl.com/2m3ewvsj
Short version: He screwed up and submitted evidence to the DOJ about Biden and Hunter. Biden charged him as an arms dealer because he sent a tweet or email or similar asking someone how much a gun costs.
Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 12:11 PM (n/6gj)
Posted by: Bosk at June 02, 2023 12:11 PM (VMFAF)
indeed!
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 12:02 PM (KRtlO)
That Sure Happy Its Thursday stuff never took off!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 02, 2023 12:12 PM (BRHaw)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 12:03 PM (t/2Uw)
this is my third monday this week, and i didn't even work monday...
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 02, 2023 12:12 PM (Mkvkw)
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This is the kind of writing that is intended to reduce the magnitude of what's going on, and I find it somewhat surprising that Soloman is engaging in it.
No big deal. It's "uncorroborated." That it is uncorroborated is the lead, not the bribery scheme that it alleges. And the point is to corroborate it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 12:12 PM (DU+/6)
I, too, feel AOC's pain. These haters just want to have sex with me, and are distracted by my sweet ass and tits.
Posted by: Drunk Nancy Pelosi at June 02, 2023 12:12 PM (NCgXW)
Posted by: Roy at June 02, 2023 12:12 PM (CysFb)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 02, 2023 12:12 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: davidt at June 02, 2023 12:09 PM (SYTee)
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The Epstein "suicide" itself was fortified too. Someone else with two helpful hands helped him along.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2023 12:12 PM (cx1f3)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2023 12:12 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: NL at June 02, 2023 12:12 PM (eGTCV)
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 12:13 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Ace
An easy assumption to make when you see a reflection that gross.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 12:13 PM (Th1r/)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 12:13 PM (c9yiW)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2023 12:13 PM (HDrsj)
Oh, no! Not the dreaded contempt of Congress charge!
Posted by: Christopher Wray at June 02, 2023 12:14 PM (Sv58p)
Posted by: Snagglepuss at June 02, 2023 12:14 PM (63Dwl)
That theory makes the most sense to me based on the evidence uncovered so far.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2023 12:14 PM (fs1hN)
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It's what Pelosi meant to happen, so it's what's meant to happen. Your job is to play along, support your betters, get left behind if needed, to die if needed. This is your job, Your job is to enable and protect the ruling class. If that means they change the script at the last minute and kick your ass out in favor of their demon spawn, then them's the breaks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 12:14 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2023 12:14 PM (cx1f3)
++++
Easily.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 12:14 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 12:14 PM (991eG)
Why keep her daughter in the eye of the bloody storm of Insurrection?
Joke all you want but I doubt that you can understand the sheer horror of being faced with the possibility that the insects, sorry... I mean voters, who make up this country want to be involved in the decisions affecting their lives.
Seriously, you can all be replaced by Tamagotchi.
-- Duchess Pelosi
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2023 12:15 PM (zhLdt)
No big deal. It's "uncorroborated." That it is uncorroborated is the lead, not the bribery scheme that it alleges. And the point is to corroborate it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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I'm intrigued by the "Plan B" theory that's being floated, but I also think the weekend delay -- which is inexplicable by my reckoning -- will be used to coordinate with the White House, MSM, and non-Twitter social media to discredit the whole thing before it lands (paraphrased from willowed comment in last thread).
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2023 12:15 PM (lCaJd)
The Republic has been "re-imagined" with Our Democracy Equity replacing the old white thangs.
It's for the best.
Still waiting for you to prostate yourself before the Pride Progress flag. They're on sale at Target.
Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2023 12:15 PM (j4U/Z)
Exit stage left!
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Pursued by a bear
>>>William Shakespeare
Posted by: Just Lily at June 02, 2023 12:15 PM (5kumV)
Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 12:16 PM (n/6gj)
'Uncorroborated' means "after we had that, we went out of our way to avoid looking for corroboration".
Posted by: t-bird at June 02, 2023 12:16 PM (dNNCD)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
__________
Not Maggie Haberman?
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 02, 2023 12:16 PM (gf7Ez)
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 12:16 PM (MNhXM)
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You'd think, like DonkeyChompers, they would have feared being raped.
Oh, wait ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 02, 2023 12:16 PM (sJSOG)
I hear he's a man of wealth and taste.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 02, 2023 12:05 PM
He's like a friendly guide. He's not ending your life, but helpfully guiding you to the next exciting chapter of it!
You're Welcome!
Posted by: Death Apologist at June 02, 2023 12:17 PM (NCgXW)
I don’t think the FBI can get away with redacting information that has already been seen by members of the committee
Posted by: polynikes
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Sorry, I missed that development. When did committee members see it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2023 12:17 PM (lCaJd)
( still drawing a blank on the term) trigger to release info if he should happen to die by mysterious circumstances.
Posted by: polynikes
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Dead man's switch?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2023 12:17 PM (lCaJd)
How cucked is American Greatness? Will they shut down Kelly for talking about J6, or let it ride and incur the wrath of the Party?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2023 12:17 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2023 12:15 PM (lCaJd)
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They've been playing games and delaying this thing for weeks. That's all set.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 12:18 PM (DU+/6)
It's like Trump wants to pretend he was never President.
The outsider schtick only works once.
Posted by: Kukui at June 02, 2023 12:18 PM (uMFis)
Posted by: polynikes
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The Republicans investigated Trump for two years even though they had security clearances and knew the entire Russia thing was BS from the get-go.
It doesn't matter. It's all an act.
Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 12:18 PM (n/6gj)
*checks notes*
...did absolutely nothing to bolster security. In fact, she actively undermined efforts to bolster security.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 02, 2023 12:18 PM (KbCG3)
I mean, she went from having the corporate media hanging on her every slurred word to 'Nancy Who?'
I guess Kareem O'Wheat or whoever is the Donk's High House Hokeefenokie is the flavor of the month.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at June 02, 2023 12:18 PM (a9CYf)
It's plan B. The wrap up will be part of plan C with the Breitbart heart grabber for Joe before he has to testify.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 12:18 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 12:16 PM (MNhXM)
I think it's dead man's trigger
Posted by: Moki at June 02, 2023 12:19 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 12:19 PM (MNhXM)
Tell you what, that's better than "on a rug in the Vatican"-style.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 12:19 PM (bt2PN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2023 12:19 PM (2zMSF)
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During Fidelity Month?
ABSOLUTELY!!!
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 02, 2023 12:19 PM (sJSOG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2023 12:19 PM (2zMSF)
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"And can't get it up."
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 02, 2023 12:20 PM (sJSOG)
https://tinyurl.com/ymcawz89F
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He served 11 years of a 30 year sentence for killing an 8 year old girl plus otherwise leading a life of crime but, apparently, that didn't straighten him out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 12:20 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)
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I don't see why not. Then R's will fill in the blanks for the citizens, the D's will dispute it. But I don't think it will be redacted b/c then R's can show that FBI is simply hiding embarrassing details rather that "SOURCES & METHODS". Then more and more of the subjects of the state will be aware of how the FBI works with regards to redactions, I don't think they want that. It's a conundrum.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2023 12:21 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2023 12:21 PM (2zMSF)
Redlands, California City Council votes to not fly Pride flag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob31AmtpAp0
Parents to protest LGBTQ Pride event at SoCal elementary school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYoFIS4RWyU
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 02, 2023 12:21 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 02, 2023 12:12 PM (Cus5s)
And the wrinkle is this was very similar to their plan had Trump somehow won. Note the Left's continued obsession with the tactic of storming State Houses in protest.
The idea was to have Trump's Capitol police Thugs shoot and kill some people and then hamstring his second term with all the investigations into Orange Hitler and his Storm Troopers Who Hate Democracy.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 12:21 PM (tfMsm)
Posted by: Marsellus Wallace at June 02, 2023 12:21 PM (SYTee)
You shall be hearing from my lawyers, Mr. Ace.
This will not stand.
Good day!
Posted by: Grim Specter of Death at June 02, 2023 12:21 PM (0ziRP)
Posted by: DaveA at June 02, 2023 12:21 PM (FhXTo)
We live in the stupidest f****** timeline.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 02, 2023 12:22 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2023 12:12 PM
We're real humanitarians. Always there to lend a hand, bullet, noose...whatever.
Posted by: The Clinton Family at June 02, 2023 12:22 PM (NCgXW)
It's like Trump wants to pretend he was never President.
The outsider schtick only works once.
Posted by: Kukui
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Has Desantis said anything similar?
Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 12:22 PM (n/6gj)
Aren't there grounds for an appeal? Do they automatically get carted off the prison? Are public defenders not able to file appeals? This is my biggest complaint about the conservative right. Why no pro bono qualified lawyers? Why didn't Trump step up and help financially? Why didn't anyone else?
The process has been so corrupt from start to finish and yet everyone seems unable to deal with the 3rd world nhumane incarceration of people supposedly presumed innocent.
Every norm of legal justice has been changed to accomodate a narrative which has now been proven wrong and yet they are still in jail. I read yesterday tht some of these prisoners have added years to their sentences because they refuse to abjure theri beliefs. This is like a communist reeducation camp.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 12:22 PM (t/2Uw)
That’s why I said ‘get away with it’ not that they wouldn’t do it.
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 12:23 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 12:22 PM (n/
Yes
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 12:23 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 12:22 PM (n/6gj)
Yes
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 12:23 PM (MNhXM)
He will deliver a white piece of paper with a brown streak on it with the words "Fuck OFF" written behind it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: polynikes
Grassley has already told the FBI (Wray) that the entire committee must be allowed to see the entire non-redacted form or it's either contempt or obstruction.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 12:23 PM (Th1r/)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 12:24 PM (991eG)
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Anyone recall if the Trump/Russia collusion was corroborated?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2023 12:24 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2023 12:21 PM (2zMSF)
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There is that scene where the bad guy is turned to goo by a minigun.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 02, 2023 12:25 PM (0ziRP)
They're not at all shy of what they are.
Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2023 12:25 PM (NgJlU)
It had all the earmarks of corroboration.
Posted by: The Intellegence Community at June 02, 2023 12:25 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 02, 2023 12:25 PM (a1ycR)
O/T Headline (Shot): "Jamie Foxx Left 'Paralyzed and Blind' From 'Blood Clot in His Brain' After Receiving COVID-19 Vaccine"
Pull Quote (Chaser): "Jamie had a blood clot in his brain after he got the shot. He did not want the shot, but the movie he was on, he was pressured to get it."
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 02, 2023 12:25 PM (sJSOG)
My hope is that Comer and Grassley are holding something in their back pocket - that's not MTG's worn out dildo.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 12:25 PM (to8pj)
They are both flawed imperfect human beings. Your quest for the Perfect Candidate is driving the rest of us insane. Get over it. Nyah.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2023 12:25 PM (2zMSF)
Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 12:26 PM (n/6gj)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 02, 2023 12:26 PM (J2vNu)
It's the same dynamic at work: those who actually make all the contributions, put up the capital (paying taxes), and take all the risks are shivved in the back. Those who do nothing, contribute nothing, and who actually suck up other people's money are treated like heroes and exempt from all the rules imposed on the productive members of society.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 12:26 PM (iFTx/)
Mr. O'Spades, you are too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2023 12:26 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: sharon
The fed judges in WA DC are all hanging judges as long as the persecuted are in any way shape or form conservative.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 12:26 PM (Th1r/)
They are both flawed imperfect human beings. Your quest for the Perfect Candidate is driving the rest of us insane. Get over it. Nyah.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2023 12:25 PM (2zMSF)
HOW DARE YOU!!!!!
Posted by: S at June 02, 2023 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 02, 2023 12:27 PM (TR3i7)
The idea was to have Trump's Capitol police Thugs shoot and kill some people and then hamstring his second term with all the investigations into Orange Hitler and his Storm Troopers Who Hate Democracy.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 12:21 PM (tfMsm)
That’s why it was beyond idiotic to have gone forward with the Jan 6 protest rally. The trap could be seen from a million miles away. I wasn’t the only poster who saw it coming prior to Jan 6 and I’m not too bright.
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 12:27 PM (MNhXM)
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No, no, no. Foxx was paralyzed and blind after slightly bumping into someone at the exact moment his heart was almost beating. Or something.
Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 12:27 PM (n/6gj)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 02, 2023 12:27 PM (eGTCV)
Every norm of legal justice has been changed to accomodate a narrative which has now been proven wrong and yet they are still in jail. I read yesterday tht some of these prisoners have added years to their sentences because they refuse to abjure theri beliefs. This is like a communist reeducation camp.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 12:22 PM (t/2Uw)
That's exactly what it is. The purpose of keeping all of these legal shenanigan's in DC is that NO State has any jurisdiction to interfere, and prisoners may NOT call upon the ordinary protections that will be found in their respective state constitutions. Since the DC bureaucracy and judiciary is uniformly malicious and corrupt, there's no viable legal path out for any of them. They might as well be POW's in Moscow, or Pyongyang.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2023 12:27 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 12:27 PM (c9yiW)
Pull Quote (Chaser): "Jamie had a blood clot in his brain after he got the shot. He did not want the shot, but the movie he was on, he was pressured to get it."
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 02, 2023 12:25 PM (sJSOG)
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Clearly, your social media posting rights should end!
Posted by: Yael Roth at June 02, 2023 12:28 PM (j+PwL)
They are both flawed imperfect human beings. Your quest for the Perfect Candidate is driving the rest of us insane. Get over it. Nyah.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2023 12:25 PM (2zMSF)
*lets try that again*
HOW DARE YOU!!!!!
Posted by: AoS Official Political Greta at June 02, 2023 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)
totally not an op
Posted by: anachronda at June 02, 2023 12:28 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 12:28 PM (ynpvh)
Used as an exhibit in the kangaroo hearings, Another successful FBI operation.
Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2023 12:28 PM (NgJlU)
It occurs to me that if switch doctors every time someone fucks up, I will be doing this for every fucking visit. The amount of work I have been doing for minor items that should require nothing from me are piling up.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 02, 2023 12:28 PM (44ww/)
They are both flawed imperfect human beings. Your quest for the Perfect Candidate is driving the rest of us insane. Get over it. Nyah.
Posted by: Anna Puma
--
(lays "There is no path to 270" card on table)
Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 12:28 PM (n/6gj)
Apparently they've all seen the document, they are trying to get the FBI to release it so it can be seen by the public.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2023 12:28 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Muldoon
Pretty nice offer, especially when Ace's week starts on Saturday.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 12:28 PM (Th1r/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: John Fetterman at June 02, 2023 12:29 PM (vwCZJ)
Thank you. Trust not in princes, how hard can that be to remember?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2023 12:29 PM (0hOvj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2023 12:29 PM (2zMSF)
Posted by: Sid at June 02, 2023 12:03 PM (cb+GA)
A concise description of your entire life.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 12:30 PM (IoByn)
They are both flawed imperfect human beings. Your quest for the Perfect Candidate is driving the rest of us insane. Get over it. Nyah.
Posted by: Anna Puma
--
(lays "There is no path to 270" card on table)
Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 12:28 PM (n/6gj)
Not when ballots can be trucked in and toilet issues in one state can shut down counting in 6 or 7 states.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 12:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: polynikes
+++
I agree, and yet Trump did it anyway.
Everyone could see these traps a mile away, except the smartest man in the world, Donald Trump.
Same with Fauci, Comey, Wray, etc.
Posted by: Kukui at June 02, 2023 12:30 PM (uMFis)
None of them ... not Pelosi, or Mike Pence channeling Race Bannon, or Mittens - were frightened in the slightest less than two years earlier when protestors took over the Hart and Dirkson Senate Office Buildings during the Kavanaugh hearings. As a matter of fact, several prominent Democrats encouraged the occupation to continue via social media.
This is all bullshit. Bullshit from top to bottom. I know it's bullshit. You know it's bullshit. They know it's bullshit. The farce that we still don't publicly call it bullshit, every single damn day. The tragedy is that we still have people in jail over it, and more people destined to go to jail over it. We're watching the bloom of the American Police State.
Posted by: Fool Me Once at June 02, 2023 12:30 PM (sQh5T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2023 12:25 PM (2zMSF)
Yup. Neither of them are terrible. No need to get fired up either way.
Especially given that they are both Republican candidates for President. It's like everybody freaking out about who will win the used Betamax player at an auction to support the Retired Bankrobbers Benevolent Fund.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2023 12:30 PM (oINRc)
I thought the GSoD was Feinstein. Those recent pictures of her look worse than the Christopher Pike makeup on TOS.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 02, 2023 12:30 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: I'm feeling charitable today at June 02, 2023 12:30 PM (fiChp)
yeah
Posted by: John Fetterman at June 02, 2023 12:29 PM (vwCZJ)
that's called a penis, and stop grabbing it on the Senate floor.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 12:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: DIANNE FEINSTEIN at June 02, 2023 12:31 PM (2znMt)
https://tinyurl.com/chbv3r6h
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I thought this was America!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 12:31 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 12:28 PM
****
McCarthy can ignore this unconstitutional law and investigate. The power of the House to investigate cannot be legislated away. It's plenary power.
I don't know why torabora has to be the one to point this out.
INVESTIGATE THE MILITARY'S ROLE IN J6.
Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2023 12:31 PM (NgJlU)
Boy, the news stories about that STD sure died off quick once toddlers and pet dogs started catching it, didn't it?
Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 12:31 PM (n/6gj)
I thought the GSoD was Feinstein. Those recent pictures of her look worse than the Christopher Pike makeup on TOS.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 02, 2023 12:30 PM (ZGrMX)
Yes! That's what it reminded me of!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 12:32 PM (ynpvh)
Another image that I have that has been used often is the photographs of terror stricken masked-up 'representatives and their aides' huddled under the seating in the balcony.
Solomon and the RAV early evening show studio6 or whatever made mention of the lack of audio in tapes he's reviewed that were front and center in the big J6 committee hearings. Remember they hired some producer from ABC to, apparently, add the magic of an appropriate soundtrack for maximum emote.
Tear that band aid off and let's get to the hangings!
Posted by: micky at June 02, 2023 12:32 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 12:32 PM (FVME7)
They are both flawed imperfect human beings. Your quest for the Perfect Candidate is driving the rest of us insane. Get over it. Nyah.
Posted by: Anna Puma
--
(lays "There is no path to 270" card on table)
But there's always a path to 420!
*tokes*
Posted by: Whoa...like...whoa! at June 02, 2023 12:32 PM (fiChp)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 02, 2023 12:33 PM (to8pj)
The outsider schtick only works once.
Posted by: Kukui
Who was he supposed to pardon in the fog of those two weeks? All the antifa people? "Everyone"? That would have gone down well.
I love how easy everyone makes this shit sound because they're licking some career asshole politician's taint.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 12:33 PM (tfMsm)
I wonder just how to respond?
Maybe a Hallmark card would touch their sense of Fairplay and justice for all.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 02, 2023 12:33 PM (MUx3Y)
It's a great question and I've long maintained through our reporting at Revolver News that there are two smoking guns in the Fedsurrection. One is the case of Ray Epps which is a ridiculous matter in its own right. Ray Epps has retained a David Brock associate as his lawyer to try to intimidate people from pointing out obvious inconsistencies in his story and obvious questions regarding his participation in January 6th. That's for another time.
The other smoking gun is this literally incredible story about the so-called January 6th pipebomb. Revolver News has covered this extensively. We don't have time to rehearse the whole thing so suffice to say the circumstances under which the pipebomb by the RNC was found are basically unbelievable and improbable to the point of simply not -- infinitesimal probabilities as to how it actually happened if you believe the official story.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2023 12:33 PM (j+PwL)
https://tinyurl.com/chbv3r6h
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I thought this was America!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 12:31 PM (FVME7)
Missouri is the same state that has signs up along highways reminding residents it's illegal to hit road workers with your car.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 12:34 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 02, 2023 12:34 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2023 12:34 PM (NgJlU)
The outsider schtick only works once.
Posted by: Kukui
simmer down, my good man
Posted by: Grover Cleveland at June 02, 2023 12:34 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 12:28 PM (ynpvh)
Remember the mystery pipe bomb outside the Dem's office? That they could "never solve"? I've read that it's been determined exactly who put that there, and it's being covered up because he came straight outta the ATF offices, where the device was built. (it was non-functional, btw, the biggest tell that it was just for show) The most interesting fact is that he planted it just a couple minutes *before* the festivities at the capitol kicked off, which tells us that there was a very specific timeline of planned events that everyone was working off of.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2023 12:35 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: DIANNE FEINSTEIN at June 02, 2023 12:31 PM (2znMt)
My people are overworked.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Fool Me Once at June 02, 2023 12:30 PM (sQh5T)
It already bloomed. What we're watching is The Reveal.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 12:35 PM (tfMsm)
Boy, the news stories about that STD sure died off quick once toddlers and pet dogs started catching it, didn't it?
Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 12:31 PM (n/6gj)
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Because either:
1) Those stories were bullshit and never happened
B) Those stories would make people realize the only way such a thing could happen
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 12:35 PM (DU+/6)
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-65753749
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 12:32 PM (FVME7)
Too white to be Whoopi.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 12:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
I have done this a number of times when the doctor refuses to acknowledge that I have done the research and may have a different opnion of how I want my care to proceed. I believe that when you go against what the doctor wants, it goes into your record. You become known as a "difficult" patient. So, f that. Keep going til you find someone who will listen. It took awhile but I think I've found one. They are not always as smart as you are led to think.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 12:35 PM (t/2Uw)
This gets old. We're supposed to support Trump, yet the guy just can't do anything when it matters and it's never his fault. I won't waste a third vote on the guy, or any other guy in the immediate future. It's as stupid as getting emotionally invested on Ricky Steamboat beating Ric Flair.
Posted by: Fool Me Once at June 02, 2023 12:36 PM (sQh5T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2023 12:36 PM (2zMSF)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2023 12:29 PM (0hOvj)
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I brought up that very thing in Bible study this week. That PDT was a reminder where I should place my trust.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 02, 2023 12:36 PM (0ziRP)
Posted by: DIANNE FEINSTEIN at June 02, 2023 12:31 PM (2znMt)
I am about to
Posted by: Death at June 02, 2023 12:36 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at June 02, 2023 12:36 PM (g/54t)
It's the same dynamic at work: those who actually make all the contributions, put up the capital (paying taxes), and take all the risks are shivved in the back. Those who do nothing, contribute nothing, and who actually suck up other people's money are treated like heroes and exempt from all the rules imposed on the productive members of society.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 12:26 PM (iFTx/)
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Indeed. And the parasites -- perpetually locked in "Stage One Thinking" -- never envision the future after they've finally killed off the productive hosts.
The ever-elusive and opt-repeated Collectivist Utopia ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 02, 2023 12:36 PM (sJSOG)
https://is.gd/0GVwQg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 12:37 PM (DU+/6)
Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2023 12:34
Yes
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 12:37 PM (t/2Uw)
Has there been an accounting. Has Pride Month participants been ordered to get their monkeypox shot?
Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2023 12:37 PM (NgJlU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 12:28 PM (ynpvh)
Remember the mystery pipe bomb outside the Dem's office? That they could "never solve"? I've read that it's been determined exactly who put that there, and it's being covered up because he came straight outta the ATF offices, where the device was built. (it was non-functional, btw, the biggest tell that it was just for show) The most interesting fact is that he planted it just a couple minutes *before* the festivities at the capitol kicked off, which tells us that there was a very specific timeline of planned events that everyone was working off of.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2023 12:35 PM (i9ffA)
EVERYTHING about Jan 6 reeks of government involvement on so many levels.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 12:37 PM (ynpvh)
Federal U.S .Court Case Questioning Prince Harry's Immigration Status Starts Next Week
Ah ha ha ha ha! Maybe he should ask for a Spanish interpreter? Or just skip the hearing like everyone else. Would Biden actually deport him? Not likely.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 02, 2023 12:38 PM (NCgXW)
Posted by: Fool Me Once at June 02, 2023 12:30 PM (sQh5T)
It already bloomed. What we're watching is The Reveal.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 12:35 PM (tfMsm)
Damnit! That ain't pollen!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 12:38 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 12:27 PM (MNhXM)
If it makes you feel any better (it won't) I wasn't in love with the idea.
I gave up on the election in mid November when it was obviously over. There were still people believing in January that "something" was going to happen.
That said, why should THEY be allowed to protest and make their voice heard and we have to sit silently on the sidelines? It is a question worth pursuing even if the answer is obvious.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 12:38 PM (A6dFA)
Posted by: Please stop me before I hang myself at June 02, 2023 12:38 PM (Keyt1)
AP, 11/28/22 HBO to air Nancy Pelosi doc shot by daughter Alexandra. In part, LOS ANGELES (AP) — A documentary on House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s life and groundbreaking political career, shot and edited by her daughter, will debut on HBO next month.
Alexandra Pelosi’s “Pelosi in the House” will premiere Dec. 13 and will include footage shot during the Jan. 6 insurrection. Some of that footage, including moments when Nancy Pelosi was helping direct the government’s response as the U.S. Capitol was under attack, has been seen as part of a House investigation.
Jade Sacker, self-identified documentary photographer & filmmaker. Wiki: According to James Sullivan, by October 2020, he and his brother John were subjects of a documentary being filmed by Jade Sacker. Sacker reportedly used two teams to document the brothers' efforts. Sacker would later accompany John Sullivan into the Capitol on January 6.
How? By what credentials & clearances? F*%king lying Congress.
Posted by: Lola - And the 1/6 videos from Jade, too. at June 02, 2023 12:39 PM (GshMh)
1) Those stories were bullshit and never happened
B) Those stories would make people realize the only way such a thing could happen
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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It was B.
Good Morning America:
"More than one dozen children have tested positive for monkeypox since July in multiple states, from Florida and Maine to California and Oregon."
Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 12:39 PM (n/6gj)
Boy, the news stories about that STD sure died off quick once toddlers and pet dogs started catching it, didn't it?
Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 12:31 PM (n/6gj)
Yes. They don't want people realizing their pet faggitz are buttfucking babies and dogs. Tarnishes the image.
Posted by: That's three, three, three perversions in one! at June 02, 2023 12:39 PM (fiChp)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 02, 2023 12:39 PM (gf7Ez)
Boy, the news stories about that STD sure died off quick once toddlers and pet dogs started catching it, didn't it?
Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 12:31 PM (n/6gj)
++++
Because either:
1) Those stories were bullshit and never happened
B) Those stories would make people realize the only way such a thing could happen
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 12:35 PM (DU+/6)
Wife's aunt was deathly afraid of MonkeyPox and wondered if she should be vaccinated. I told wife, "I don't want to know what kind of freaky stuff your aunt is into if she thinks she needs that vax".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 12:39 PM (ynpvh)
That is practically a Fen Girl
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 12:39 PM (A6dFA)
Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 12:39 PM (n/6gj)
Missouri is the same state that has signs up along highways reminding residents it's illegal to hit road workers with your car.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 12:34 PM (ynpvh)
Flagman-5 points
Asphalt spreader-3 points
Highway Department Supervisor-1 point
Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2023 12:39 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Fool Me Once at June 02, 2023 12:30 PM (sQh5T)
It already bloomed. What we're watching is The Reveal.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 12:35 PM (tfMsm)
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"The Prestige" AKA The Final Reveal?
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 02, 2023 12:40 PM (sJSOG)
https://tinyurl.com/chbv3r6h
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I thought this was America!
Considering the month I had to go read the article and make sure they're talking about an animal in the Ursus genus, and not just some hairy dude at a nightclub.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2023 12:40 PM (Bd6X8)
An FBI agent named ⬛️⬛️
Made inquiries regarding ⬛️⬛️
He ⬛️⬛️
And ⬛️⬛️
And as for the ⬛️⬛️ he ⬛️⬛️ed it!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 12:40 PM (991eG)
That maybe the best thing the US can do is deport him and thus separate him from Meghan.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2023 12:40 PM (2zMSF)
Then I'll say the obvious. Because THEY are allowed to, and WE are not. Hence, the idea of Peaceful Protest for our side is a pipe dream. Don't do it.
Or, do it, if one is so damn stubborn and hard headed as to insist 2020 is still 1980. And enjoy one's time as a guest of the state.
But for crying out loud, don't take those Back the Blue stickers off your car. Make sure and hoist the flag. And all that.
Posted by: Fool Me Once at June 02, 2023 12:40 PM (sQh5T)
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You forgot -And working toward the same outcome which is perpetuating the status quo. The club is real and you ain't in it.
Posted by: Drc at June 02, 2023 12:41 PM (vbaSG)
Has there been an accounting. Has Pride Month participants been ordered to get their monkeypox shot?
Posted by: torabora at June 02, 2023 12:37 PM (NgJlU)
Why, when bandages will do?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 12:41 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho
Absolutely correct, and no one will believe the GOP version, even though it would be the right one.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 02, 2023 12:41 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
That's hilarious. I can imagine people pulling off to the shoulder to let the laughing subside, then get a memerobilia picture.
This fits right in with our Idiocracy matrix where the most mundane warnings make it on to product labels (can't think of a particular at the moment) because society is that stupid.
Posted by: micky at June 02, 2023 12:41 PM (3byMq)
@michaelpsenger
New CDC Director Mandy Cohen recalls how she and her colleagues came up with COVID mandates during her time as NC Health Director.
“She was like, are you gonna let them have professional football? And I was like, no. And she’s like, OK neither are we.” *laughs*
https://tinyurl.com/u55mb8z7
Posted by: Azathoth at June 02, 2023 12:41 PM (wb1YC)
youtube.com/watch?v=V6-bZtTuq7c
How Women In Colorado Are Taking A Stand Against Guns
buzzfeed.com/sairarao/women-against-guns-in-america
That's where Here4TheKids comes in. We are a national movement with a state-by-state strategy to ban guns & buy them back. We are starting in Colorado with demonstrations beginning on June 5.
25,000 white women are showing up in Denver on June 5, at the Colorado State Capitol, to demand that Governor Polis sign an executive order to ban guns & buy them back.
This Movement Wants White Women to Lead the Charge on Gun Control tinyurl.com/2s34z37u
It absolutely goes against the 2nd Amendment. That's why it's necessary for a governor to sign an executive order to ban them, because then that forces us to look at the 2nd Amendment. So we are demanding that our governors take the 2nd Amendment on as something that we want changed.
We talk about the 2nd Amendment being a combination of white supremacy & anti-Blackness, because it was written for the purpose of allowing white slave owners to use guns to prevent militias or slave uprisings
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 02, 2023 12:42 PM (MFZ8i)
Posted by: Please stop me before I hang myself at June 02, 2023 12:38 PM (Keyt1)
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)
1) Those stories were bullshit and never happened
B) Those stories would make people realize the only way such a thing could happen
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
--
It was B.
Good Morning America:
"More than one dozen children have tested positive for monkeypox since July in multiple states, from Florida and Maine to California and Oregon."
Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 12:39 PM (n/6gj)
There was that french dog owned by two gay guys that got it...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 12:42 PM (ynpvh)
1) Those stories were bullshit and never happened
B) Those stories would make people realize the only way such a thing could happen
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 12:35 PM (DU+/6)
Considering that story was on the heels of those two homochomos getting busted for fucking their adopted sons and pimping them out to their homochomo friends, it doesn't stretch the imagination that little kids were showing up with monkeypox.
Posted by: Sick fucks deserve no benefit of the doubt anyway at June 02, 2023 12:42 PM (fiChp)
Which means J6 was planned long before the event took place.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 02, 2023 12:42 PM (0ziRP)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 02, 2023 12:42 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 12:39 PM (A6dFA)
It is. What got into "Acid Cow"?!! Is Great Grandma AcidCow visiting for the weekend, and they didn't want pictures of girls in really skimpy attire trying to raise a few buck for their Instagram account to give them away?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 12:42 PM (Keyt1)
“She was like, are you gonna let them have professional football? And I was like, no. And she’s like, OK neither are we.” *laughs*
https://tinyurl.com/u55mb8z7
Posted by: Azathoth at June 02, 2023 12:41 PM (wb1YC)
It's, like, totally awesome the ADULTS are, like, back in charge. Ferreels.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 02, 2023 12:43 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: DB - at June 02, 2023 12:43 PM (geLO8)
New CDC Director Mandy Cohen recalls how she and her colleagues came up with COVID mandates during her time as NC Health Director.
“She was like, are you gonna let them have professional football? And I was like, no. And she’s like, OK neither are we.” *laughs*
https://tinyurl.com/u55mb8z7
Posted by: Azathoth
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SCIENCE!!!
(her giggling permanently closed 40-60% of all small businesses)
tee-hee, so cute!
Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 12:43 PM (n/6gj)
Posted by: Fool Me Once at June 02, 2023 12:36 PM (sQh5T)
That's not an answer. It's just grandstanding. But don't let me get in your way.
I was more critical of Trump and some of his hires along the way than MANY here.
In fact I'm pretty much done with him over coming suspiciously close to (or actually) insulting Pro-Lifers which is what the regular GOP does and which I cannot cotton or stomach. I've left it alone because his picks did overturn RvW and I'm waiting to see what he says next about them/us.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 12:43 PM (Sl91v)
If we're talking about the fake insurrection, we have to talk about Trump. Simply have to. He was key to it.
Posted by: Fool Me Once at June 02, 2023 12:43 PM (sQh5T)
supposedly he is recovering at home ... and just one source saying he was/is paralyzed and blind. But something happened not long after he accepted the jab.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 02, 2023 12:43 PM (Cus5s)
An FBI agent named ⬛️⬛️
Made inquiries regarding ⬛️⬛️
He ⬛️⬛️
And ⬛️⬛️
And as for the ⬛️⬛️ he ⬛️⬛️ed it!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 12:40 PM (991eG)
That was one ⬛️ing ⬛️ limrick!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 12:44 PM (ynpvh)
and the Z-man is grinning and saying "SUCKERS!!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2023 12:44 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Lola - And the 1/6 videos from Jade, too. at June 02, 2023 12:44 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Sick fucks deserve no benefit of the doubt anyway at June 02, 2023 12:42 PM (fiChp)
++++
Which is why those stories disappeared well before the Monkeypox narrative itself vanished.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 12:44 PM (DU+/6)
So it's just like Romeo and Juliet.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 12:44 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Please stop me before I hang myself
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Which tied into the post about the pardons, which led to the conversation about Desantis regarding pardons.
This thread has been more on topic than most.
Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 12:44 PM (n/6gj)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2023 12:45 PM (wsSEe)
Posted by: Fool Me Once at June 02, 2023 12:40 PM (sQh5T)
OK, Scoggie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 12:45 PM (IoByn)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 02, 2023 12:45 PM (0Qrr3)
This fits right in with our Idiocracy matrix where the most mundane warnings make it on to product labels (can't think of a particular at the moment) because society is that stupid.
________
Custer State Park has signs telling people NOT to approach the bison. Every year people are gored by the "fluffy cows".
Posted by: Just Lily at June 02, 2023 12:45 PM (5kumV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 12:46 PM (c9yiW)
Posted by: goatweed at June 02, 2023 12:46 PM (0Q/6W)
--
My absolute favorite is a jar of peanuts with the warning that it may contain peanuts. I removed it and use it as a bookmark.
Posted by: You had your day for dead GIs, now here's a month to celebrate men who are sexually aroused by feces at June 02, 2023 12:46 PM (n/6gj)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2023 12:46 PM (i9ffA)
1) Those stories were bullshit and never happened
B) Those stories would make people realize the only way such a thing could happen
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 12:35 PM (DU+/6)
Considering that story was on the heels of those two homochomos getting busted for fucking their adopted sons and pimping them out to their homochomo friends, it doesn't stretch the imagination that little kids were showing up with monkeypox.
Posted by: Sick fucks deserve no benefit of the doubt anyway at June 02, 2023 12:42 PM (fiChp)
I'm sure just an eerie coincidence if students of a given teacher start showing up with it, right?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 12:46 PM (ynpvh)
I suppose she is a documentarian of the octogenarian. Bet she gets paid some serious cash to do that.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 02, 2023 12:47 PM (0Qrr3)
https://is.gd/0GVwQg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 12:37 PM
Actual blonde status: Dubious.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 02, 2023 12:47 PM (a3Q+t)
Whaaa...?
That bitch did not perform even ONE "Sarajevo Tuck and Roll"????!!!!
I spent one solid MONTH teaching that dimwitted gasbag my signature move while under hostile fire and she did not do it even ONCE??
CHELSEA! Get me Madame P on the phone ... and make it snappy!!!!
-- Shrillary, afflicted still by deep psychic scars
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 02, 2023 12:48 PM (T+NYz)
Tell me you're retarded without telling me you're retarded.
Yes, yes, I know... they're just spouting the current lefty BS but still.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2023 12:48 PM (zhLdt)
So it's just like Romeo and Juliet.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is t
Bob and girlfriend had an attack of good sense?
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2023 12:48 PM (i9ffA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 02, 2023 12:48 PM (2zMSF)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
I am sure she expensed it to the Speaker's budget.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2023 12:49 PM (wsSEe)
https://is.gd/0GVwQg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 12:37 PM
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Too many cheap, crappy bracelets indicating lack of taste and fashion.
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 12:49 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 12:16 PM (MNhXM)
Or his dead man's switch was co opted too.
That'd be my guess
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 02, 2023 12:49 PM (FCbAQ)
youtube.com/watch?v=V6-bZtTuq7c
***
And by "group of moms" they mean Bloomberg's money paying for a bunch of wine aunts and bitter ex-wives who order batteries by the case from Amazon.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 02, 2023 12:49 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 02, 2023 12:47 PM
Those campaign contributions don't spend themselves, you know.
Posted by: Nancy P. at June 02, 2023 12:49 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: bed head at June 02, 2023 12:49 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 02, 2023 12:47 PM (0Qrr3)
And...it was the documentarian of the octogenerian, in the planetarium, with a terrarium, for an honorarium!
Posted by: Clue at June 02, 2023 12:49 PM (IoByn)
Hunter Biden's disturbing Bruen defense
https://tinyurl.com/4nnmv4xf
"[I don’t think Bruen will help anyway, not even in a single-test format. The Gun Control Act of 1968 would almost certainly satisfy the Bruen test, and the court in both Heller and McDonald went out of their way to endorse the continuing enforcement of laws that rationally restrict possession such as the GCA. My analysis of that can be found in the VIP section here. — Ed]"
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at June 02, 2023 12:50 PM (MFZ8i)
Also, how many females are coming over the border, requesting/having abortions since 2020 v. prior?
Let's start getting the facts together for the next round of supporting women's healthcare.
Posted by: Lola - And the 1/6 videos from Jade, too. at June 02, 2023 12:50 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Fool Me Once at June 02, 2023 12:40 PM (sQh5T
You need to see if Ted Kaczynski’s cabin is still available.
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 12:50 PM (MNhXM)
Tell me you're retarded without telling me you're retarded.
Yes, yes, I know... they're just spouting the current lefty BS but still.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2023 12:48 PM (zhLdt)
========
Can I try?
"Slavery is a uniquely American institution that was begun when George Washington got jealous because his paid servant made peanut butter."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 12:50 PM (LvTSG)
Are the kids illegals? If so, how did they get the pox?
Or, are the kids adopted? If so, see above.
And so on.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 02, 2023 12:50 PM (0ziRP)
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 02, 2023 12:50 PM (NCgXW)
Tell me you're retarded without telling me you're retarded.
Yes, yes, I know... they're just spouting the current lefty BS but still.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
I had the exact same thought.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 12:50 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Please stop me before I hang myself
Trump and his supporters played right into the democrats' hands with the fedsurrection. And a bunch of his supporters were from Florida where DeSantis is governor. Who stood by and did NOTHING as this farce unfolded. Trump the Chump and Meatball Ron are just two sides of the same ineffectual coin.
Feel better?
Posted by: New nics for the day at June 02, 2023 12:51 PM (fiChp)
So it's just like Romeo and Juliet.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 12:44 PM (FVME7)
That is hilarious! Would make a good Hallmark movie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 12:51 PM (IoByn)
Unbelievable.
"Oh, my, god, Becky, look at her security detail. It is so big."
-- Baby Got Barack - Sir Mixed Up A Lot
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2023 12:51 PM (Bd6X8)
The Dems want Biden gone too.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 02, 2023 12:51 PM (wUHYj)
Now, Hunter Biden could be arguing against some of these laws as unconstitutional under a more expansive view of the Second Amendment. While most courts have upheld the ban on drug users, Hunter’s lawyers reportedly told the Justice Department that they will challenge the law under Bruen where a six-justice majority declared that such limitations must be consistent with the practices during the founding period.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2023 12:51 PM (wsSEe)
The Dems want Biden gone too.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 02, 2023 12:51 PM (wUHYj)
========
Then they would be backing a serious challenger in the primary because Biden isn't going to resign.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 12:52 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2023 12:52 PM (71xA2)
Now, Hunter Biden could be arguing against some of these laws as unconstitutional under a more expansive view of the Second Amendment. While most courts have upheld the ban on drug users, Hunter’s lawyers reportedly told the Justice Department that they will challenge the law under Bruen where a six-justice majority declared that such limitations must be consistent with the practices during the founding period.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2023 12:51 PM (wsSEe)
=========
Is it wrong to hope that Hunter Biden ends up being the vehicle that strikes down every federal gun law in America?
Because that would be hilarious.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 12:52 PM (LvTSG)
The Media will have a big Nelson Muntz "Ha- ha" at the Republicans again.
Did you think this crap weasel was actually going to "cooperate"?
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at June 02, 2023 12:53 PM (vcOmj)
The better play would have been to boycott the damn city. Nobody show. But that wouldn't have rubbed Trump's ego. He wanted a show. Well, he got one.
Posted by: Fool Me Once at June 02, 2023 12:53 PM (sQh5T)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 12:53 PM (GIBR7)
Someone's being hard on Joe Mannix's sweeties, she looks like a delight and certainly more than a 2.
Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2023 12:53 PM (j4U/Z)
Cute. But. That doesn't change the Lie on the Forms.
Posted by: garrett at June 02, 2023 12:53 PM (7NAVD)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 12:53 PM (GIBR7)
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Congrats!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 12:53 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2023 12:52 PM (71xA2)
The boat is being assaulted by Robert Reich?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 12:53 PM (IoByn)
Posted by: The Grim Reaper Guild at June 02, 2023 12:53 PM (Jh1DM)
Everyone except it's me donna and occasionally Mannix is shit basically.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 12:53 PM (zi/hW)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2023 12:52 PM (71xA2)
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Oooh, I want to do that! We stopped in Victoria during our cruise, but it was only from 8pm-11pm, and it was mobbed, so husband and I thought we might take a few days and drive up there.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 02, 2023 12:54 PM (DRSnL)
I love that Trump is now promising to pardon the Jan 6 protesters.
It's like Trump wants to pretend he was never President.
The outsider schtick only works once.
Posted by: Kukui
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Timeline? How could Trump pardon the J6ers when they weren't charged until after he was out of office? Or do you mean something else?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2023 12:54 PM (lCaJd)
The New Hotness: Mannix and his girls versus FenSpoke AND The James Madison
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 12:54 PM (c9yiW)
Posted by: The Grim Reaper Guild at June 02, 2023 12:53 PM (Jh1DM)
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It's Mr. O Spades, you anti-Irish bastard!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 12:54 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: rickb223
Congratulations!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2023 12:54 PM (Bd6X8)
That'd be my guess
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 02, 2023 12:49 PM (FCbAQ)
I thought of that too but Epstein wasn’t a man without means and wasn’t stupid. I would think his deadman’s switch would have been very difficult to compromise. But maybe not. Nothing is impossible.
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 12:54 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 12:53 PM (GIBR7)
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Congratulations!
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 02, 2023 12:54 PM (DRSnL)
Now, Hunter Biden could be arguing against some of these laws as unconstitutional under a more expansive view of the Second Amendment. While most courts have upheld the ban on drug users, Hunter’s lawyers reportedly told the Justice Department that they will challenge the law under Bruen where a six-justice majority declared that such limitations must be consistent with the practices during the founding period.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2023 12:51 PM (wsSEe)
The founders were high on crack while doing underage hookers?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 12:54 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2023 12:54 PM (71xA2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 12:54 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 12:53 PM (GIBR7)
Congrats! 8, 8 very lucky in Chinese numerology.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 12:55 PM (IoByn)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 02, 2023 12:55 PM (OZjDX)
"Slavery is a uniquely American institution that was begun when George Washington got jealous because his paid servant made peanut butter."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 12:50 PM (LvTSG)
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"Washington also had several children with his slave, Sally Hemmings."
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 02, 2023 12:55 PM (sJSOG)
Everyone except it's me donna and occasionally Mannix is shit basically.
I'll second the motion.
Posted by: Fool Me Once at June 02, 2023 12:55 PM (sQh5T)
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 12:53 PM (zi/hW)
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*pouts*
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 02, 2023 12:55 PM (DRSnL)
https://is.gd/0GVwQg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 12:37 PM
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Too many cheap, crappy bracelets indicating lack of taste and fashion.
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 12:49 PM (LvTSG)
____________
Those kind of bracelets are the style now, though.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 12:55 PM (iFTx/)
*********
Her full title is "Documentarian of the Contrarian Sectarian Octogenarian Parliamentarian"
Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 12:55 PM (991eG)
Posted by: rickb223
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Congrats!
[awaits delivery of cigar via the USB port]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2023 12:55 PM (Jh1DM)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 12:53 PM (GIBR7)
Congratulations!!
Posted by: Catherine at June 02, 2023 12:55 PM (ZSsrh)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2023 12:54 PM (71xA2)
Indeed, Congrats!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 12:55 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/u24wwctx
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2023 12:55 PM (xhaym)
https://is.gd/fLBMDo
TJM rates her a 4/10.
Bunny burning isn't a turnon.
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 12:55 PM (LvTSG)
Think about this. It is necessary to get a permit to sing the National Anthem in our National Capitol. It is considered by the Capitol Police to be a protest song.
Sigh. This is what we have become.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 12:55 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 12:53 PM (GIBR7)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 12:53 PM (GIBR7)
Congrats! 8, 8 very lucky in Chinese numerology.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 12:55 PM (IoByn)
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Ditto granddad!
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 02, 2023 12:55 PM (sJSOG)
Somehow this unredacted one slipped through:
An FBI Agent named Funk
Had Khakis and RayBans in his trunk.
To make it appear that INSURRECTION!! was here,
And thus have a "MAGA Nazis" slam dunk.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 12:56 PM (Keyt1)
https://is.gd/fLBMDo
TJM rates her a 4/10.
Bunny burning isn't a turnon.
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 12:55 PM (LvTSG)
She DOES have ample breastages. But that FACE......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 12:56 PM (MNhXM)
Trump and his supporters played right into the democrats' hands with the fedsurrection.
==========
Yes, I fucking did, and watch me do it again if 2024 is stolen.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2023 12:56 PM (lCaJd)
Everyone except it's me donna and occasionally Mannix is shit basically.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 12:53 PM (zi/hW)
________________
Lotsa shit in your comment. Perfect for Pride Month!
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 12:56 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 12:53 PM (GIBR7)
Congrandadulations! How long were you in labor?
Posted by: I wouldn't want to make incorrect assumptions especially during PRIDE month at June 02, 2023 12:56 PM (fiChp)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2023 12:52 PM (71xA2)
During Pride month, too.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 12:56 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2023 12:57 PM (+Wcyp)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 02, 2023 12:57 PM (c9yiW)
https://is.gd/fLBMDo
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Damn, you could eat off those things.
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 02, 2023 12:57 PM (sJSOG)
I am sorry your god failed. Next time try apple cider vinegar
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2023 12:57 PM (xhaym)
_________
It's the Pelosi Art of War.
Works real good when a guy breaks into your San Francisco mansion at 2 a.m.
You guys just don't appreciate the jiu-jitsu thinking involved here.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 02, 2023 12:57 PM (lf83v)
Sigh. This is what we have become.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
The March Through the Institutions is complete. The New Left whether they acknowledge it or not has completed its mission.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2023 12:57 PM (jzzG8)
***************
Now now, Mannix cant help being a millennial
At least he tries with all the based babes he finds, though i did notice a certain lacking of Russian wimmins drinking vodka in 3 sizes too small attire
harumph
Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 02, 2023 12:57 PM (VTu1l)
https://tinyurl.com/u24wwctx
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2023 12:55 PM (xhaym)
Point to me, in The Constitution, where it says that's your job......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
the jan 6th tapes show the floor was just a bunch of old people farting around.
Posted by: sockamster, gator at June 02, 2023 12:57 PM (MLrvz)
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Yeah, when Trump went golfing I was like, he's given up, it's over.
If there was anyone in this race that even has a 5% chance of getting the working and middle class voters of 2016 and 2020, I'd be done with Trump.
That BS still bugs me more than anything else he's said or done.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 02, 2023 12:58 PM (YDaBn)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 02, 2023 12:58 PM (0ziRP)
his blonde in a dress firmly believes that all of our officials are corrupt, but she is pleased that she can still laugh about Monkeypox:
https://is.gd/0GVwQg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 12:37 PM
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Too many cheap, crappy bracelets indicating lack of taste and fashion.
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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THERE'S JEWELRY??!!! (clicks)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2023 12:58 PM (lCaJd)
Sigh. This is what we have become.
Fine by me. In twenty years, at this rate, it'll become mandatory to sing the damn songs. And march in the parades. We'll all be flying the flag in a stupid race to see who can virtue signal the loudest about how much we love our police state.
I'd just as soon we stop all the genuflecting and gesturing about how much we love the government that hates us.
Posted by: Fool Me Once at June 02, 2023 12:58 PM (sQh5T)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 12:58 PM (IoByn)
Wonderful. God bless your family! Thx for the news.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 12:58 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 12:53 PM (GIBR7)
****
Congratulations!
Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 12:58 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
They would be if they had one. That's why they needed more time. Find their replacement, then dump on Biden and push him out. But the GOP got their Failure Theater in the Dem's Peanut Butter.
This is all just conjecture of course.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 02, 2023 12:58 PM (wUHYj)
Posted by: rickb223
********
Are you sure it's yours?
(j/k😀 Congrats!)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 12:58 PM (991eG)
Posted by: Catherine at June 02, 2023 12:58 PM (ZSsrh)
Posted by: Zek at June 02, 2023 12:58 PM (5FPX4)
Everyone except it's me donna and occasionally Mannix is shit basically.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 12:53 PM (zi/hW)
Thanks!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at June 02, 2023 12:59 PM (0ziRP)
@JoeNBC
Make no mistake. Biden crushed the extremes once again and cleared out space in the middle big enough to drive a truck through. He may have trouble riding a bike or walking across the stage, but the man knows how to get things done in DC better than any president since Reagan.
-
Well, they're both true conservatives.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 12:59 PM (FVME7)
Oh, Is that the "man with many handles" again?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 12:59 PM (Keyt1)
Er, I mean Supreme High Granddaughter Spoiler!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Oh, you know it. Even more that the two boys.
Thanks all.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 12:59 PM (GIBR7)
Posted by: rickb223
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Congrats!
[awaits delivery of cigar via the USB port]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 02, 2023 12:55 PM (Jh1DM)
Oh, that's why my USB port has started smoking...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 12:59 PM (ynpvh)
This is all just conjecture of course.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 02, 2023 12:58 PM (wUHYj)
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There are anti-Biden factions who are hoping that Biden resigns out of shame in order to claim the top prize, but Biden has no shame. This is the worst this "primary" is going to get, and Biden is going to sail to easily winning the primary.
The establishment is behind Biden.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 12:59 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 02, 2023 12:55 PM (DRSnL)
Oh you're on a totally different list, dear.
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 12:59 PM (rzGzR)
An FBI agent named ⬛️⬛️
Made inquiries regarding ⬛️⬛️
He ⬛️⬛️
And ⬛️⬛️
And as for the ⬛️⬛️ he ⬛️⬛️ed it!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 12:40 PM (991eG)
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Perhaps we weren't clear with our request. Please produce the unredacted limerick or face contempt of poetry charges!
Posted by: Limerick Oversight Committee at June 02, 2023 01:00 PM (YIVH2)
That is a girl next door cutie! If only I was 40 years younger. I only have memories now.
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 01:00 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 12:54 PM (MNhXM)
If he was an FBI or CIA asset, I'm guessing he thought they had his back and that the threat wouldn't come from there but one of his marks. If the FBI and/or CIA knew where he had his stash then it's no surprise his island was wiped clean as a whistle and nothing came to light.
Five Eyes we're in on this too. So nowhere was going to be safe enough to stash his insurance for eventual release.
Posted by: Just Lily at June 02, 2023 01:00 PM (5kumV)
@JoeNBC
Make no mistake. Biden crushed the extremes once again and cleared out space in the middle big enough to drive a truck through. He may have trouble riding a bike or walking across the stage, but the man knows how to get things done in DC better than any president since Reagan.
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Well, they're both true conservatives.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 12:59 PM (FVME7)
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Was that English? I have no idea wtf Scarborough is even talking about.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 02, 2023 01:00 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: rickb223
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Great. Now practice scowling and saying "Get off my lawn!"
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 02, 2023 01:01 PM (lf83v)
Now, Hunter Biden could be arguing against some of these laws as unconstitutional under a more expansive view of the Second Amendment. While most courts have upheld the ban on drug users, Hunter’s lawyers reportedly told the Justice Department that they will challenge the law under Bruen where a six-justice majority declared that such limitations must be consistent with the practices during the founding period.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2023 12:51 PM (wsSEe)
I'd laugh my ass off if a court said that gun buyers could not be required to fill out the form as a condition of purchase since they didn't exist in history.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2023 01:01 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 02, 2023 01:01 PM (xT8gx)
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 01:01 PM (rzGzR)
https://is.gd/0GVwQg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 02, 2023 12:37 PM
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Too many cheap, crappy bracelets indicating lack of taste and fashion.
2/10
Would not bang.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 12:49 PM (LvTSG)
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Out of a sense of chivalry, I volunteer in TJM's stead
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2023 01:01 PM (J01WK)
Make no mistake. Biden crushed the extremes once again and cleared out space in the middle big enough to drive a truck through. He may have trouble riding a bike or walking across the stage, but the man knows how to get things done in DC better than any president since Reagan.
Who wants to tell him Joe Biden had nothing to do with any of it?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223
Sounds like you're going to need more than a bag of frozen peas.
Posted by: Fool Me Once at June 02, 2023 01:01 PM (sQh5T)
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 12:53 PM (zi/hW)
Sure, I can 'fess up to being stupid, pointless, purposeless, worthless shit unworthy of life who poisons everything I touch. Can't speak for everyone else though.
Posted by: That's the sanitized and truncated version at June 02, 2023 01:01 PM (fiChp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 02, 2023 01:01 PM (FVME7)
If you’re an agency asset that’s when you double down on your dead man’s switch.
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 01:02 PM (MNhXM)
Sigh. This is what we have become.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
The March Through the Institutions is complete. The New Left whether they acknowledge it or not has completed its mission.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2023 12:57 PM (jzzG
Like reading the Bill of Rights during WWI under Wilson's administration.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 01:02 PM (ynpvh)
these paid former conservative shills have this uncanny valley for thought. It's like, those are words, but they're not really real. like french and the other fucking guy
Posted by: sockamster, gator at June 02, 2023 01:02 PM (MLrvz)
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takeaway: 30% of the population needs to be nuked from orbit
its the only way to be sure
Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 02, 2023 01:02 PM (VTu1l)
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It's Mr. O Spades, you anti-Irish bastard!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 12:54 PM (LvTSG)
The Potato Famine should have been a clue how he feels about the Irish.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 02, 2023 01:03 PM (zhLdt)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2023 01:03 PM (Bd6X8)
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I saw The Riotous Brothers open for the Pointer Sisters at Family Fun Fest '96 in Baton Rouge.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 01:03 PM (991eG)
So 29% can't find their junk with two hands?
Posted by: Zek at June 02, 2023 01:03 PM (5FPX4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2023 01:03 PM (wsSEe)
Posted by: Just Lily at June 02, 2023 01:03 PM (5kumV)
Posted by: Diogenes
Oh ffs.
Wait. You're army. Never mind.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2023 01:03 PM (7Z4GG)
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takeaway: 30% of the population needs to be nuked from orbit
its the only way to be sure
Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at June 02, 2023 01:02 PM (VTu1l)
Bro's don't let bro's blow hose.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at June 02, 2023 01:03 PM (rzGzR)
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2023 01:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Fool Me Once at June 02, 2023 12:43 PM (sQh5T)
And it won't make your goal if you don't derail threads.
Oh, look, criticism of the Dem ruling elite, shut it down!
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2023 01:04 PM (xhaym)
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Yes, I fucking did, and watch me do it again if 2024 is stolen.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Yes, I love all the people telling us now, two years later, how they knew exactly what those of us who were actually there, uh, I mean those of us who talked to people who were there what we, I mean they, were feeling at the time.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 01:04 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 02, 2023 01:03 PM (991eG)
That's a lie. Because you would have been stabbed to death in '96 in Baton Rouge. Or any other time in Baton Rouge. Be better.
Posted by: Fool Me Once at June 02, 2023 01:04 PM (sQh5T)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 02, 2023 01:04 PM (wsSEe)
Sigh. This is what we have become.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 12:55 PM (t/2Uw)
DC should have never been allowed a Federal Court District nor any type of LE except as those volunteered by the States on a rotational basis. What you have now is a city-wide version of the Kremlin being ran by secret police, nebulas Constitutionally-legal enforcement units, and anti-American political movements. The whole place has become something that the citizens of Philly feared way back when that first Constitutional Congress was held there.
Posted by: Boswell at June 02, 2023 01:04 PM (K+UlC)
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Biden's only accomplishments have been cash giveaways to Ukraine, illegal aliens, mismanaged banks, and COVID bailouts.
All giveaways. With a Democrat Congress for mostly all of it.
Then there was Afghanistan. Another giveaway.
No other achievements.
None.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 02, 2023 01:05 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: wth at June 02, 2023 01:03 PM (v0R5T)
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And doesn't remember why.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 02, 2023 01:05 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2023 01:05 PM (+Wcyp)
Stop that. No, you're not!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 01:05 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 02, 2023 12:49 PM (LvTSG)
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Out of a sense of chivalry, I volunteer in TJM's stead
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 02, 2023 01:01 PM (J01WK)
I will never have the opportunity to turn down her affections
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 02, 2023 01:05 PM (eGTCV)
I'll go you one better. Federal Employees shouldn't be allowed to vote. It's a conflict of interest.
Posted by: Fool Me Once at June 02, 2023 01:06 PM (sQh5T)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 02, 2023 01:06 PM (+AmR1)
That's exactly what it is. The purpose of keeping all of these legal shenanigan's in DC is that NO State has any jurisdiction to interfere, and prisoners may NOT call upon the ordinary protections that will be found in their respective state constitutions. Since the DC bureaucracy and judiciary is uniformly malicious and corrupt, there's no viable legal path out for any of them. They might as well be POW's in Moscow, or Pyongyang.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2023 12:27 PM (i9ffA)
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An actual police state within our borders. Where are all the patriot gun owners protecting the Republic from this?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 02, 2023 01:06 PM (L1HeT)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 02, 2023 01:07 PM (ynpvh)
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Yes, I fucking did, and watch me do it again if 2024 is stolen.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Yes, I love all the people telling us now, two years later, how they knew exactly what those of us who were actually there, uh, I mean those of us who talked to people who were there what we, I mean they, were feeling at the time.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 02, 2023 01:04 PM (t/2Uw)
Calm yer tits ladies, I was tweaking someone's nose about not making the thread about Trump or DeSantis. ''Twas being roguish.
Posted by: Settle down Beavis at June 02, 2023 01:07 PM (fiChp)
Posted by: rickb223
Does she identify as a girl?
Posted by: Biden Voter at June 02, 2023 01:07 PM (v0R5T)
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counterpoint, there's zero GOP who even pushed back.
they let the feds hold onto J6 tapes for 2 years.
fucking gop cowards
Posted by: sockamster, gator at June 02, 2023 01:07 PM (MLrvz)
Fox News: Biden admin issues 20-year oil drilling ban near Indigenous site, ignoring pleas from Native Americans
The Navajo Nation said its members would be 'pushed into greater poverty' if the Biden admin moved forward with the action
Posted by: Lola - And the 1/6 videos from Jade, too. at June 02, 2023 01:07 PM (GshMh)
If you have a Mexican white supremacist in a U-Haul van and a Nazi flag, they'll definitely catch him after he crashes into a barricade at slow speed.
Top. Men.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 02, 2023 01:08 PM (lf83v)
>>Damn, you could eat off those things.
The image is Pshopped, her fun bags are big, but not that big, also crazy eyes.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 02, 2023 01:08 PM (up/3i)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2023 01:08 PM (71xA2)
Posted by: DB - at June 02, 2023 01:09 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 02, 2023 12:52 PM (71xA2)
The boat is being assaulted by Robert Reich?
robert reich is swell?
Posted by: anachronda at June 02, 2023 01:09 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Biden Voter
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8 pounds and 8 ounces.
"H" is the eighth letter of the alphabet.
8-8 equals "HH".
So, Heil Hitler.
There it is.
Posted by: Woke Kok Who Sees White Supremacy Everywhere at June 02, 2023 01:10 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Biden Voter
Mom & dad don't play that shit. Step-son specifically moved the family back to the family land in the country to get away from that shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 01:10 PM (GIBR7)
It's Mr. O Spades, you anti-Irish bastard!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Become uppity with the Grim Reaper Guild at your own peril, sir.
Posted by: Potato Famine at June 02, 2023 01:10 PM (UKHcf)
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 02, 2023 01:11 PM (NsE9F)
Why should anyone that took the time and bother to own a gun and get good with it run to save anyone that didn't ? You, my man, are on your own. Sans gun.
Posted by: Fool Me Once at June 02, 2023 01:12 PM (sQh5T)
That'd be my guess
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 02, 2023 12:49 PM (FCbAQ)
That mysterious power outage in NYC that no one ever was interested in explaining.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2023 01:13 PM (xhaym)
"H" is the eighth letter of the alphabet.
8-8 equals "HH".
So, Heil Hitler.
There it is.
Posted by: Woke Kok Who Sees White Supremacy Everywhere
😳😳😳
Awesome
😳😳😳
Posted by: rickb223 at June 02, 2023 01:13 PM (GIBR7)
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So just like every other day that congress is in session.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 02, 2023 01:13 PM (fs1hN)
CBS News
@CBSNews
Fort Bragg will shed its Confederate namesake to become Fort Liberty in a Friday ceremony.
"The change is part of a broad Department of Defense initiative, motivated by the 2020 George Floyd protests, to rename military installations bearing the name of Confederate soldiers."
Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 01:15 PM (NpAcC)
The collapse has been spectacular.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 02, 2023 01:18 PM (Xrfse)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 12:59 PM (Keyt1)
With luck apple cider vinegar will balance his microbiome and he will be regular.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2023 01:18 PM (xhaym)
https://is.gd/fLBMDo
TJM rates her a 4/10.
Bunny burning isn't a turnon.
Would not bang.
mrp rates her a 8/10 8/10
Posted by: mrp at June 02, 2023 01:22 PM (rj6Yv)
Because she knew 'unindicted co-conspirators' were about to 'break in'.
Posted by: Danimal28 at June 02, 2023 01:42 PM (klw0w)
https://is.gd/UGSdlh
"Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Every parent should watch this"
Retweets Daily Wire and embeds the whole movie. And since it's a Musk tweet it's gone even more viral than before. It looks to me like Musk is doing this as an end-run to get around the restrictions his handlers -- not him -- have imposed.
I don't know what else could explain what he just did here, other than he's not really in charge at the back end. Same folks as before are pulling those levers.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 02, 2023 01:55 PM (iKBwy)
Finally, my paycheck is $ 8,500 A working 10 hours per week online. My brother’s friend had an average of 12K for several months, he work about 22 hours a week. I can not believe how easy it is, once I try to do so. This is what I do....
AND GOOD LUCK.
HERE====)> www.apprichs.com
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