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Biden Falls Again
FLASHBACK: Biden Mocked Trump's Ability to Walk, Claimed Biden's Own Walking Ability Was Streets Ahead

This time at an Air Force Academy graduation.

Before getting to the main dish: Let's start with a coquettish-yet-bold amuse bouche of Biden walking the wrong way off the stage, and having to be guided back to the correct exit:

And now: the pièce de rèsistance.

Daily Mail:

President Biden has fallen on stage while handing out diplomas at the Air Force Academy in Colorado.

The 80-year-old commander-in-chief stumbled and fell his knees and then got back up during the graduation ceremony in a worrying incident likely to spark more concerns he is too old to run for a second term.

He walked away without help and appeared to point to a sandbag on the stage that he appeared to trip over.

It is just his latest stumble after he fell up the stairs of Air Force One last year and toppled over on his bike near his Delaware beach house.

The pool reporter said: 'POTUS was walking back to his seat when fell. He appeared to have tripped on a black sandbag on the stage.

'When he fell, pointed to the black sandbag suggesting that's what he tripped on'.

During PRIDE MONTH, Black Sandbag? DURING PRIDE MONTH?!?!

Breaking: Merrick Garland has just sent 40 Angry Democrat Shysters to indict the Black Sandbag.

FLASHBACK: When Biden mocked the way Trump walked and claimed that he, Biden, was just aces at walking.

Thanks to JackStraw.

"Talking In Threes" Update:

Sandbags are like pride, in that when you are sandbagging, you fill the bag *stifled laughter* with sand, then you take it...and tie it...at the top. Now we also make the bags black, to remind ourselves of how racist this country is and how to combat that, the sand of life must be bagged.

Posted by: Kamala Harris

I'm at that age where every doctor's visit begins with the question, "Have you had any falls recently?" Falling once is an accident. Falling multiple times is a pattern and a pretty significant indication that the end is fast approaching.

Posted by: RebeccaH

Yes. Older people cannot take many falls without breaking something that can't be put right again.

BTW, there's no real explanation for why pièce de rèsistance means what it does, including in French.

"most important piece or feature," 1831, from French pièce de rèsistance, originally "the most substantial dish in a meal." Literally "piece of resistance;" there seems to be disagreement as to the exact signification.

Rèsistance in French means resistance, and opposition, but it also means endurance or stamina. Maybe pièce de rèsistance means the part that endures, that part that stays with you, the part you remember?

I dunno. Quelle mystère.

Posted by: Ace at 03:21 PM




Comments

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1 Skull-Deck!!!!

Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2023 03:21 PM (glv2F)

2 We just need a better candidate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:22 PM (LvTSG)

3 I'm going to hell because I laughed way too hard at that.... F'er deserves that and more.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (PLAz9)

4 We need to import all the comments from the other thread.

Posted by: DJ at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (H5y4s)

5 Smooooove.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (ppBhU)

6 That dang ol sandbag tripped Joe. Bad sandbag.

Posted by: fd at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (iayUP)

7 Sandbag. Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (DRSnL)

8 Soon everywhere he goes will just happen to have guardrails.

That or they'll just make him use a granny walker with tennis balls on two front legs.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (XoN8V)

9 On the site which went online today containing all of Hunter's laptop crap there is a phone call where Hunter brags about what good shape he is in, but says that even so he still can't keep up with his father.

If either of those guys ever said a true word they would spontaneously combust.

Posted by: Thatch at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (CJqnD)

10 I was just hitting the deck to do some Inspirational Push-Ups. True story, my word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (KRtlO)

11 The president has spoken to this. He said he is not corrupt -shakes head, insinuating that the question is preposterous.
The accused murderer has spoken to this. He is innocent -shakes head
WTFO?

Posted by: Satans Retards at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (lSSxv)

12 This means war with Russia!

Posted by: The Deep State, Having An Orgasm! at June 01, 2023 03:24 PM (2tUFv)

13 Sandbag of Color, please.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 03:24 PM (7NAVD)

14 Good.

More Please. More.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2023 03:24 PM (7tCXb)

15 We need to import all the comments from the other thread.

We have enough comments here already. Comments that got here the proper way. The comments from the prior thread have to go back.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 01, 2023 03:24 PM (ppBhU)

16 At his age that is literally a hip breaking fall. They will most likely keep him away from the public for some weeks after this.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2023 03:24 PM (ncXxy)

17 No one else on stage tripped and fell on that sandbag...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2023 03:24 PM (bs+z0)

18 I was watching some thing on TV with my then-art-student sister, and they said something about Rodin's piece du resistance, but they said it like "Piece de Resistance" as if English words.... and i said "lol isn't it piéce du résistance? Hurr hurr" and she said "No, dumbass, it's Rodin's piece, "The Resistance"". And i was like lol looks like I'm dumb then neat good game.

Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (9UlRk)

19 9 On the site which went online today containing all of Hunter's laptop crap there is a phone call where Hunter brags about what good shape he is in, but says that even so he still can't keep up with his father.

If either of those guys ever said a true word they would spontaneously combust.
Posted by: Thatch at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (CJqnD)

=========

I've seen a picture of shirtless Hunter.

He is a man without a chest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (LvTSG)

20 ARE YOUR NORMS NOT RESTORED~!!!

Posted by: weft cut loop at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (QEk58)

21 Piece de resistance means something ethereal, untouchable. Because there's no such thing as resistance in French.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (m+W/t)

22 Breaking!

Sandbag outsmarts leader of the free world!

Film at eleven.


Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (gmo/4)

23 rèsistance in French means resistance, and opposition, but it also means endurance or stamina. Maybe pièce de rèsistance means the part that endures, that part that stays with you, the part you remember?

I dunno. Quelle mystère.


Golly, Ace...you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.

Posted by: Taggert at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (JCZqz)

24 Laugh away, PAgirl! God knows the lefties couldn't guffaw hard enough when Gerald Ford stumbled.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (PvVvQ)

25 This is the Air Force.

That was a landing.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (Dzf2t)

26 That was a heck of a fall!


Anyways...

Posted by: Bosk at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (VMFAF)

27 Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (9UlRk)

======

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (DRSnL)

28 Make a loop to the groovy sounds of "Sky Pilot" as Creepy Pervy faceplants over and over.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (XoN8V)

29 He walked away without help and appeared to point to a sandbag on the stage that he appeared to trip over.[i/]

Corporal, have that removed!!

Posted by: Captain Stillman at June 01, 2023 03:26 PM (ZSK0i)

Posted by: Captain Stillman at June 01, 2023 03:26 PM (ZSK0i)

31 That's a shame.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at June 01, 2023 03:26 PM (7NAVD)

32 There was this sandbag, it was a bad sandbag, its name was Sand-Pop.

It was black, too, you betcha.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2023 03:26 PM (KRtlO)

33 Soon everywhere he goes will just happen to have guardrails.

That or they'll just make him use a granny walker with tennis balls on two front legs.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM


The tennis balls go on the back legs.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2023 03:26 PM (ncXxy)

34 It's funny, but after watching it a couple time, it becomes sad. Thus is the state of our government.
Not all Americans, but so much of the government.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2023 03:26 PM (e4fEA)

35 " No one else on stage tripped and fell on that sandbag...
Posted by: It's me donna"

The sandbag wasn't trying to trip anybody else. Probably made in Russia.

Posted by: fd at June 01, 2023 03:26 PM (iayUP)

36 How dare you notice that we helped elect a demented, senile puppet~!!! You are no Christian!

Posted by: David Fwench at June 01, 2023 03:26 PM (QEk58)

37 I had to go back and look again... Made My day...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2023 03:27 PM (bs+z0)

38 17 No one else on stage tripped and fell on that sandbag...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2023 03:24 PM

No one else is as distracted as the President, concerned about Ukraine, immigration, the debt ceiling, saving Democracy, and Pride month. He fell for all of us.

Posted by: KJP at June 01, 2023 03:27 PM (JCZqz)

39 He walked away without help and appeared to point to a sandbag on the stage that he appeared to trip over.

=========

"He walked away without help," but did he get up without help?

It's weird how they emphasis him walking without help but not how he actually recovered from the fall with help.

It's almost like even the most mundane of details about stories are massaged in ways to make Democrats look good no matter what.

But that would be crazy talk.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:27 PM (LvTSG)

40 I'm going to hell because I laughed way too hard at that.... F'er deserves that and more.
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (PLAz9)
---
I was wondering (hoping?) if he'd broken at least one hip...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (YIVH2)

41 >>>I dunno. Quelle myst`re.

En français c'est "Aix de neau."

Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (30MvH)

42 God smites us once again because the POS din't break his neck or at least his hip.

Posted by: JROD at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (IlL6s)

43 In some ways, an 80 year old man falling on his face is bad. But I don't want to be extreme. Maybe it's good.

I use Newsgard.

Posted by: Tim Pool at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (KRtlO)

44 Putin planted the sandbag. Or was it Trump?

Posted by: Allen at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (lFLgt)

45 Pride Month goeth before the .... YAAAAAAH!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (YqDXo)

46 We need common sense sandbag control.


No one needs a black sandbag.

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (gmo/4)

47 Generally, I'm opposed to laughing at the enfeebling of the elderly.

This wicked sleazeball is REALLY making it hard, though.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (JMAcK)

48 What we need is common sense sandbag legislation.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (e4fEA)

49 >> I'm going to hell because I laughed way too hard at that.... F'er deserves that and more.


I was kinda sad to see that nobody kicked him while he was down.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (7NAVD)

50 Black Sandbags Matter!

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (NpAcC)

51 But no SNL skits mocking Joey

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (Ia9T0)

52 One and one half steps into his Manly And Vigorous Power Trot of Vigorousness™ and *SPLAT*

It's a new record for presidential faceplants.

Posted by: Dark Brandon Strikes Again at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (fiChp)

53 It's almost like even the most mundane of details about stories are massaged in ways to make Democrats look good no matter what.

But that would be crazy talk.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:27 PM (LvTSG)

Insane even.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (m+W/t)

54 Archer...horde mind is an awesome thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (e4fEA)

55 Je ne comprends pas.

I used that one a lot.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (ZLI7S)

56 What I'm waiting for is when Biden starts the wrong way off a stage, gets corrected, then walks forward to fall off into the audience.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (TgBWG)

57 Metaphor alert.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (YqDXo)

58 >>>En français c'est "Aix de neau."

what is that? I don't know any of those words! i know aix is a place-name.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (KRtlO)

59 This is all ridiculous political posturing. Our Commander in Chief is as virile and sure-footed as the United States itself.

[ahem]

Posted by: red speck at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (Ny/Va)

60 He might have walked away on his own but he sure as hell couldn't get up on his own.... Bet he has bruised knees...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (bs+z0)

61 When I first came to this here smart military blog I was told there would be no foreign languages.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (ELGBM)

62 He couldn't get up on his own.

Actually needed help.


Sad.


But fucking funny because karma.

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (gmo/4)

63 @AppSame 11m
Biden to give himself the purple heart

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (QEk58)

64 Tower of Strength Biden Unfazed By Temporary Stumble

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (m+W/t)

65 Fettermonster may be on par with Biden's articulation abilities, but he certainly walks better. Just don't approach him with any lit torches.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (ynpvh)

66
He walked away without help

But he didn't get up without help.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (63Dwl)

67 Any truth to the rumor FNC is angling to hire Whoopie Goldberg for the 8 PM hour? Lachlan Murdoch's wife is apparently a huge fan.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (Xx3pa)

68 18 I was watching some thing on TV with my then-art-student sister, and they said something about Rodin's piece du resistance, but they said it like "Piece de Resistance" as if English words.... and i said "lol isn't it piéce du résistance? Hurr hurr" and she said "No, dumbass, it's Rodin's piece, "The Resistance"". And i was like lol looks like I'm dumb then neat good game.
Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (9UlRk)

; )

Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (30MvH)

69 Did anyone else think Biden's suit is .... ill-fitting? It looks cheaply made, doesn't hang right.

Posted by: Prime Sister at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (tQL7r)

70 The most telling part is. Even if we nominated some RINO squish like Jeb! MSM would still carry the water for this invalid, or even him on a stretcher if needs be, rather than let someone who wasn't hard commienazi. All the time calling Jeb! "Worse than Trump!!!" Because they are liars and political advocates not journalists.

Posted by: mikethemoose at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (UyECW)

71 Archer...horde mind is an awesome thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (e4fEA)


It's real and magnificent.

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (gmo/4)

72 And yet this decrepit, corrupt, weeble-wobble fuckstick will handily 'beat' anyone the Republicans nominate.

I'll vote in 2024, but I totally understand why people are just throwing up their hands, bunkering down, and looking after their own.

I'll vote, but I also took a long-range rifle course this past weekend. Because I know what time it is.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (/nCD+)

73 Black sandbags have been classified as a hate group.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (ELGBM)

74 Dark Brandon v Dark Sandbag


Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (7NAVD)

75 This is what really happened. The President was filled with so much joy and vigor that he spontaneously decided to do one of his patented break dancing moves, but in the middle of getting into position, remembered the solemnity of the occasion and desisted. Not wanting to make his SS detail feel unloved, he graciously allowed them to help him up, although he could easily have stood up under his own power.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance MSNBC Contributor at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (PiwSw)

76 President Biden has fallen on stage while handing out diplomas at the Air Force Academy in Colorado.

He believed he could fly.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (ynpvh)

77 He really needs the Ruth Vader-Meinhoff Ginsberg Workout. With Hairy Reed's exercise equipment.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (Ia9T0)

78 Alors, il commence.

Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ca commence. at June 01, 2023 03:32 PM (2hlEI)

79 We passed legislation designating that sandbag as a "superpredator."

We love BLM.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden at June 01, 2023 03:32 PM (KRtlO)

80 Air Force Graduation Tumble No Match For Bull Biden

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 03:32 PM (m+W/t)

81 MSM: "He was throwing himself on a grenade! He's a hero!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2023 03:32 PM (YqDXo)

82 It isn't his age. It's the fifty liters of military grade experimental chemicals they have to pump into the bastard to make him even appear to be alive.

You try getting a corpse to look like it's moving around and talking on three injections a day, and see if it don't topple over a couple two three times on you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 03:32 PM (9UlRk)

83 Some colonel there who was in charge of all the preparations is thoroughly screwed. Next assignment will be counting toilet paper rolls in Alaska.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2023 03:32 PM (e4fEA)

84 "You ain't Black!"--Biden to sandbag that tripped him

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2023 03:32 PM (ynpvh)

85 Welp, I was wrong. Air Force not Naval.
Whatever it takes!

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (3byMq)

86 How many times did Ford fall?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (zZu0s)

87 Joey Bidet + mosh pit, hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (Ia9T0)

88 51>>> But no SNL skits mocking Joey


You'd think they'd give up on the self-imposed moratorium they enacted under the "nothing funny about" Obama administration. But their idea of big yukks was Alec Baldwin wearing a trumpian wig and screaming a lot.

Posted by: red speck at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (Ny/Va)

89 This is not a physical problem. It's a mental one. Watch Biden's steps and then the fall. His brain is sending slow, gobbledygook signals to his legs. They just aren't moving fast enough.

Oh and that was quite a fall. I won't be surprised if they hide Biden in a bunker somewhere for a while, to let him heal. That fall probably did some damage. Sadly, not enough damage.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (iFTx/)

90 Did anyone else think Biden's suit is .... ill-fitting? It looks cheaply made, doesn't hang right.

Posted by: Prime Sister at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (tQL7r)


Yes. I did. That whole family wears cheap, ill fitting clothes. Trash.


Look at the soles of his shoes - rubber.

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (gmo/4)

91 There was video of a Bruce Springsteen crash on SaltyCracker's Sunday show.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (7NAVD)

92 "Can't stop the signal, Mal."

Trending in United States
#ElderAbuse

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (QEk58)

93 Would some kind soul PLEASE get this man a Hurrycane.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (eOEVl)

94 But if it was the black sandbag, why wasn't it swarmed with cops kicking the shit out of it and screaming "STOP RESISTING!!!!"?

Posted by: I think the bag is innocent at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (fiChp)

95 Did anyone else think Biden's suit is .... ill-fitting? It looks cheaply made, doesn't hang right.

Posted by: Prime Sister at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (tQL7r)

Not even the best tailor on Earth can get a suit to properly hang from a flaccid, desiccated corpse.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (/nCD+)

96 Joe should resign and join all the other old farts on the Pickle Ball Court, chewing metamucil gummies and hoping his Fleet enemas keep him regular.

Old Fuck Stain.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (7tCXb)

97 >>Joey Bidet + mosh pit, hilarity ensues.


He went down like Angelo Moore trying to Crowd Surf.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (7NAVD)

98 We placed the black sandbag on stage, to symbolize the dead body of George Floyd. Biden just kicked the dead man as he walked by; no surprise.

Posted by: Air Force Academy DEI Dept at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (Xx3pa)

99 93 Would some kind soul PLEASE get this man a Hurrycane.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (eOEVl)

A Hover round

Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (bs+z0)

100 You guys shouldn't make fun of old people who wander around aimlessly and stumble and fall occasionally, except for those of us who run for president of course.

Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (AmoqO)

101 86 How many times did Ford fall?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (zZu0s)

At least his excuse was playing football in the 1920's with a leather helmet. What's Sniffy Joe's exuse?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (ynpvh)

102 58 >>>En français c'est "Aix de neau."

what is that? I don't know any of those words! i know aix is a place-name.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (KRtlO)

It's my fake rhyming French for "I dunno": "Aix de neau."

Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (30MvH)

103 You try getting a corpse to look like it's moving around and talking on three injections a day, and see if it don't topple over a couple two three times on you.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


I'm convinced he has an auto-IV pasted to his lower back full of all sorts of chems.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (QEk58)

104 When I first came to this here smart military blog I was told there would be no foreign languages.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (ELGBM)

Ace's étudiant de français phase has been going for quite a few years now. Though it's waned a bit from its peak.

Posted by: Sjg at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (Lstct)

105 87 Joey Bidet + mosh pit, hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (Ia9T0)

That ain't no mosh! Depends leak! Depends leak!!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (ynpvh)

106 Always my favorite part of a Show with a Pit, the one guy who tries to Stage Dive and the crowd parts like the Red Sea.

Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (7NAVD)

107 Biden looks retarded when he's wearing a baseball cap. Does he have a small head? I've noted that small-header people look odd in ball caps.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (VdGjU)

108

Take Joe to Talos IV and let him live his life as a virile man.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (63Dwl)

109 Pride comes before the fall.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (NpAcC)

110 The mashed peas in his gullet sloshed one way and Stinkfinger's legs went another.

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (/5Who)

111 Did anyone else think Biden's suit is .... ill-fitting? It looks cheaply made, doesn't hang right.

They have to hide a lot of non-OEM plumbing off of him. It would be more obvious with a properly tailored suit.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (eOEVl)

112 >>>What I'm waiting for is when Biden starts the wrong way off a stage, gets corrected, then walks forward to fall off into the audience.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (TgBWG)


For some reason this made me totally laugh. LOL!

Posted by: Max Power at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (q177U)

113 I bet there were metallic obs nearby.


Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (gmo/4)

114 Daily Mail description intentionally inaccurate.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (MNhXM)

115 And...this just proves he has Gravitas!!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance MSNBC Contributor at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (PiwSw)

116 >>>It's my fake rhyming French for "I dunno": "Aix de neau."

oh, haha.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (KRtlO)

117 I saw Trumpian Wigs open for Motley Crue at the Whiskey in '84.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (2hlEI)

118 93 Would some kind soul PLEASE get this man a Hurrycane.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (eOEVl)

My MIL never used the one I got her, God rest her soul. Maybe I can donate it to Bidet.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (ynpvh)

119 102 58 >>>En français c'est "Aix de neau."

what is that? I don't know any of those words! i know aix is a place-name.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (KRtlO)

It's my fake rhyming French for "I dunno": "Aix de neau."
Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (30MvH)

Ahhh. Inspector Clouseau French.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (zZu0s)

120 >>>His brain is sending slow, gobbledygook signals
=======================

Exactly! I've been saying this for years. Decades maybe.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Teleprompter at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (Xx3pa)

121 Willowed. Joey was just dodging sniper fire. My word as a Biden. Now Smithers pick me up

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (gCIuO)

122 I number of older people in my congregation have taken falls. I feel sorry for them, but they have caring family who are either providing care for them themselves or trying to provide the best care for them at nice nursing facilities or with nurses at home. Biden's family doesn't care. They'll cover it up and dismiss it for political power which is just so wrong.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (Keyt1)

123 I meant to do that -- Pee Wee Biden

Posted by: Regular joe at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (nnp+f)

124 He went down faster than Kamala.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (gf7Ez)

125 We replaced a healthy full facultied president with a doddering lump of dementia addled shit. Let's see if anyone notices!!!

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (m+W/t)

126 They have to hide a lot of non-OEM plumbing off of him. It would be more obvious with a properly tailored suit.

Hang, not hide.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (eOEVl)

127 94 But if it was the black sandbag, why wasn't it swarmed with cops kicking the shit out of it and screaming "STOP RESISTING!!!!"?

Posted by: I think the bag is innocent at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (fiChp)

The sandbag can't breathe...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (ynpvh)

128 And Big Mike takes another step closer to the Presidency.

Yeah, I know she's lazy as s***, and doesn't want the job, but Kamala Harris would be a disaster as a candidate, and the only way the D's can replace Kamala is to replace her with another black woman.

Big Mike is the only plausible replacement.

And besides, every AWFL in America will vote for her.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (2tUFv)

129 Talosians, "this is a vegetable! Send Fetterman."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (Ia9T0)

130 109 Pride comes before the fall.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (NpAcC)

*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

Posted by: Pride at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (fiChp)

131 Why does everyone around the office keep calling me the Black Sandbag?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 01, 2023 03:37 PM (PJaTp)

132 Is there a Doctor in the House!?

Posted by: Jill Biden at June 01, 2023 03:37 PM (7NAVD)

133 They thought they were humiliating America by installing this feeble sack of dog shit. But in reality, they were crucifying themselves. The New York oligarchs absolutely depended on the illusion of legitimacy to rule. That's gone now. They'd better flee to whoever will have them before white and black, Mexican and Chinese, prepares to hunt them in a global pogrom.

Posted by: trev006 at June 01, 2023 03:37 PM (FWpta)

134 Can you tell me where the nuclear wessels are ?

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2023 03:37 PM (RHGPo)

135
A Hover round
Posted by: It's me donna


Takes me where I wanna go...

https://youtu.be/_hjoh_NrDJY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2023 03:37 PM (63Dwl)

136 And yet, he’ll get re-elected.

Posted by: Mike at June 01, 2023 03:37 PM (Z3jXx)

137 Pride comes before the fall.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (NpAcC)

Ooh

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 03:38 PM (m+W/t)

138 Technically, Pride DID start before The Fall.

Posted by: Traitor democrats, Raping, Trafficking and Mutilating the Children They Cannot Kill at June 01, 2023 03:38 PM (0q+t6)

139 Looked to me like he tripped over his own feet.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 01, 2023 03:38 PM (ssESX)

140 Why was there a sandbag on the stage?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2023 03:38 PM (gCIuO)

141 75 This is what really happened. The President was filled with so much joy and vigor that he spontaneously decided to do one of his patented break dancing moves, but in the middle of getting into position, remembered the solemnity of the occasion and desisted. Not wanting to make his SS detail feel unloved, he graciously allowed them to help him up, although he could easily have stood up under his own power.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance MSNBC Contributor at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM

In an extremist-fueled continuation of the Jan 6th coup, military leaders at the US Air Force Academy attempted to assassinate President Joe Biden today, as they failed to catch him as he completed his remarks by stage diving into his adoring fans. The treasonous officers involved, and the co-conspirator mastermind, disgraced former President Donald Trump, will be convicted in a Manhattan court later this month.

Posted by: KJP at June 01, 2023 03:38 PM (JCZqz)

142 The day-glow chemicals keeping this creature upright .....they ain't working so good anymore.

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 01, 2023 03:38 PM (/5Who)

143 Joe needs a walker.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 01, 2023 03:38 PM (VdGjU)

144 It's Thursday, after taking Monday off.

They need to cut his schedule back to Tuesday-Wednesday, and have him spend the rest of his time in Delaware getting the drugs and the blood transfusions.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 01, 2023 03:38 PM (2tUFv)

145 *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*

Posted by: Pride at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (fiChp)

Too late, Pride. Now, go clean up your mess.

Posted by: The Fall at June 01, 2023 03:38 PM (Angsy)

146 Hunter Biden Plans To Claim 2nd Amendment
Right To Bear Arms While on Crack

So we have Hunty seeking to support the Constitution now.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2023 03:38 PM (xhaym)

147 the only way the D's can replace Kamala is to replace her with another black woman.

Big Mike is the only plausible replacement.

And besides, every AWFL in America will vote for her.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (2tUFv)

Um, guys. I'm right here...

Posted by: Oprah at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (/nCD+)

148 I looked up "Aix" as used in placenames like "Aix-les-Baines."

This is what one guy says:

'Les bains' means baths and I believe 'Aix' essentially means water.

I can think of three towns called 'Aix': Aix-les-bains, Aix-en-Provence, and Aix-la-Chapelle (which is more commonly known as Aachen, since it's located in modern Germany).

According to a site I found about Aix-en-Provence, the name Aix derives from Aquae Sextiae, les eaux de Sextius (the waters of Sextius). It's similar in a way, then, to places like Chaudes Aigues, which is also a spa town (and perhaps to Tunbridge Wells in the UK). The modern French word for water, eau, isn't too dissimilar.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (KRtlO)

149 Big Mike is the only plausible replacement.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (2tUFv)

Not even. She's not risking the tumbrils just to pretend she can clean up Sleepy Joe's shit. Hillary might, but not Moochelle.

Posted by: trev006 at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (FWpta)

150 *fap fap fap fap fap*

What? I still have until September!

Posted by: Pride at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (fiChp)

151 Sandbag?

Is that Kamala's code name?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (Ia9T0)

152 Former NJ Gov. Chris Christie to Announce 2024 Presidential Run Next Week On Bridge That Got Him Where He Is Today

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (RHGPo)

153 McCarthy moves to invoke the 25th... AHAHAHHA, I can't finish that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (QEk58)

154 IT'S A STUTTER!

Posted by: 496 at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (Gpu6T)

155 Barry would never let the lazy bitch outshine him.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 03:40 PM (m+W/t)

156 Dude, once is funny.

Three times is a problem.

Posted by: Gerald Ford at June 01, 2023 03:40 PM (z/ifB)

157 If he falls a third time, he'll become Cross.

Posted by: The PUNisher at June 01, 2023 03:40 PM (5Al3g)

158 I couldn't help but notice the audience reaction to sundown's fall. A bit of concern right at first and then? Well I wouldn't call it a lets go Brandon cheer, but it wasn't concern to my ears and it wasn't pretend you didn't just see the VIP fall down silence.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 01, 2023 03:40 PM (3cGpq)

159 Aix was Charlemagne's capital for a while i think.

Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 03:40 PM (9UlRk)

160 152 Former NJ Gov. Chris Christie to Announce 2024 Presidential Run Next Week On Bridge That Got Him Where He Is Today
Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (RHGPo)

=========

The tarmac where he hugged Obama would be a more appropriate place about how he got where he is today, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:40 PM (LvTSG)

161 Pride comes before a fall. This month pride is coming all over the place

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2023 03:40 PM (gCIuO)

162 Former NJ Gov. Chris Christie to Announce 2024 Presidential Run Next Week On Bridge That Got Him Where He Is Today

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (RHGPo)

My girders can't take it!!

Posted by: The Bridge What Got Him Where He Is Today at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (/nCD+)

163 I've got a hitch in my giddyup, Jerry! I once arm wrestled Jesse Owens! True story, no malarkey!

Posted by: Joey Biden, a character on Seinfeld known for his Olditude at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (KRtlO)

164 The funniest part is to realize it was that stupid hustle-trot (virile, sports-minded, manly-man show) that caused it.

I hope that hurt, a lot. And I hope Johnny Bench and Richard Petty step in to prohibit, nay outlaw, any Blue Emu shipments to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (3byMq)

165 Down goes Joe! Down goes Joe!


- Hockey Announcer Joe Bowen

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (gmo/4)

166 160 152 Former NJ Gov. Chris Christie to Announce 2024 Presidential Run Next Week On Bridge That Got Him Where He Is Today
Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (RHGPo)

=========

The tarmac where he hugged Obama would be a more appropriate place about how he got where he is today, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:40 PM (LvTSG)
__________

Beat me to it . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

167 147 the only way the D's can replace Kamala is to replace her with another black woman.

Big Mike is the only plausible replacement.

And besides, every AWFL in America will vote for her.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (2tUFv)

Um, guys. I'm right here...

Posted by: Oprah at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (/nCD+)

Oprah/Goldberg 2024: Vote for the Whales!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (ynpvh)

168 Dude, once is funny.

Three times is a problem.


And yet, SNL will have nothing whatever to say about Biden's falls. Ford was an athlete.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (eOEVl)

169 Chris Christie is going to waddle for the Presidency.

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (2tUFv)

170 He could easily have hurt himself with that fall.
How would KJP respond if asked if the frail old man is alright?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (VdGjU)

171 BREAKING !!!
Joe Biden To Have His Mick Removed As Xhe Becomes The First Transgender Woman President

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (RHGPo)

172 Strange. I have absolutely zero sympathy for Joe Biden. F*ck him.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (RIvkX)

173 Former NJ Gov. Chris Christie to Announce 2024 Presidential Run Next Week On Bridge That Got Him Where He Is Today

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (RHGPo)

Huh? He's going all the way to Alaska to announce his grift party?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (Angsy)

174 Even the Air Force guys wouldn't catch him.

Posted by: Grape Juice Plus at June 01, 2023 03:42 PM (ufJfM)

175 Who among us has not tripped over a sandbag?

Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2023 03:42 PM (z3WCn)

176
The order has gone out to sandbag bag makers: "Get those lines making PRIDE bags up and running! We've got twenty-nine days to correct this disaster!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2023 03:42 PM (pNxlR)

177 Why was there a sandbag on the stage?
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Stage managers/crew use them to keep cords and other stage stuff from blowing around or otherwise getting in the way.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 03:42 PM (QEk58)

178 >>>And yet, SNL will have nothing whatever to say about Biden's falls. Ford was an athlete.

complaining about SNL not being funny is like complaining about MTV not playing videos. They changed their programming strategy a long, long time ago.

Posted by: Joey Biden, a character on Seinfeld known for his Olditude at June 01, 2023 03:42 PM (KRtlO)

179 "Aix-les-Baines"-->"Aix-d'en-eau."

Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:42 PM (30MvH)

180
The New York oligarchs absolutely depended on the illusion of legitimacy to rule. That's gone now.

Dimon in the rough.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2023 03:42 PM (63Dwl)

181 Sandbags are like pride, in that when you are sandbagging, you fill the bag *stifled laughter* with sand, then you take it...and tie it...at the top. Now we also make the bags black, to remind ourselves of how racist this country is and how to combat that, the sand of life must be bagged.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 01, 2023 03:42 PM (PJaTp)

182 I'm at that age where every doctor's visit begins with the question, "Have you had any falls recently?" Falling once is an accident. Falling multiple times is a pattern and a pretty significant indication that the end is fast approaching.

Posted by: RebeccaH at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (JI6AV)

183 166 The tarmac where he hugged Obama would be a more appropriate place about how he got where he is today, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:40 PM (LvTSG)
__________

Beat me to it . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

========

It is just so weird how conservative heroes just end up completely undercutting themselves in the most obvious and predictable of ways. Seriously...don't hug Obama. Don't go all squishy on immigration when you have the aura of a conservative fighter. Don't veto the tranny in sports bill.

You have legal scruples or you do actually think that open borders are great? Fine. You should know that the base is going to react poorly, though, and that your higher ambitions are about to collapse completely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (LvTSG)

184 You know, if your grampy in the nursing home fell as much as this clown, they'd prolly transfer him to a higher level of care.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (1c1cO)

185
Why was there a sandbag on the stage?
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Shrillary was having another "bollard moment"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (pNxlR)

186 McCarthy moves to invoke the 25th... AHAHAHHA, I can't finish that.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (QE

I get the snark and don't necessarily disagree but Kamala is worse than Biden if you can believe that.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (MNhXM)

187 Just get the guy a Rascal scooter.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (TR3i7)

188 We need to seed caltrops everywhere Biden roams. Maybe we will get lucky?

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (Hudry)

189 Why was there a sandbag on the stage?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2023 03:38 PM (gCIuO)

To keep things on stage from falling over.

It's like raaaaaaaaaaaain

Posted by: Sjg at June 01, 2023 03:44 PM (Lstct)

190 Right this way, sir.

PLOP

lol

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

191 186 McCarthy moves to invoke the 25th... AHAHAHHA, I can't finish that.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (QE

I get the snark and don't necessarily disagree but Kamala is worse than Biden if you can believe that.

Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (MNhXM)

She's willing to get down on her knees to get the job done.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2023 03:44 PM (ynpvh)

192 168 Dude, once is funny.

Three times is a problem.

And yet, SNL will have nothing whatever to say about Biden's falls. Ford was an athlete.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (eOEVl)
__________

An EXCEPTIONAL athlete. And still SNL and the rest of the media made fun of him. It's almost like the fix was in against conservatives even then . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

193 Bags of sand. Bags of sand.

Bags of sand.

Posted by: Kamala at June 01, 2023 03:44 PM (m+W/t)

194 128 And Big Mike takes another step closer to the Presidency.

Yeah, I know she's lazy as s***, and doesn't want the job,

Big Mike is the only plausible replacement. And besides, every AWFL in America will vote for her.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM

I used to think that, too, but what the hell does Biden do? How busy, and working, is he? As President, you have an entire bureaucracy to delegate to, many of whom are EAGER to do more "work". First female president, travel the world meeting "interesting Italians", universally beloved by the press...it's a hard sell to pass up.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 01, 2023 03:44 PM (JCZqz)

195 That sand bag was Air Force Blue and they will suffer. Every 10th airman will hence sleep outside the base and be fed nothing but barley.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 01, 2023 03:44 PM (lz5hY)

196 Dimon in the rough.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2023 03:42 PM (63Dwl)

The irony is damn near cosmic in that Jared Kushner was far more reliable, and ultimately successful, in his diplomatic efforts than any of the Mayflower types working for State or CIA.

Posted by: trev006 at June 01, 2023 03:44 PM (FWpta)

197 Reposting from the last thread, because I'm lazy:

Joepedo sings:

Purple haze, all in my brain
Dementia, makes me look insane
Stage is flat, all around
'Scuse me, while I kiss the ground

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (Bd6X8)

198 Liberté, Fraternité, Beyoné!

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (xhaym)

199 188 We need to seed caltrops everywhere Biden roams. Maybe we will get lucky?
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (Hudry)

Fucking tard-and-a-half would probably pick one up and start chewing on it...

Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (9UlRk)

200 No Fwench.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (RIvkX)

201
Out: George Washington Slept Here

In: Joe Biden Fell Down Here

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (MoZTd)

202 How can anyone be expected to see a big black sandbag in their path?

Posted by: Joe, who is certified by my personal doctor as being fully capable of doing POTUS work-stuff, dammit at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (AMIL/)

203 I'm convinced he has an auto-IV pasted to his lower back full of all sorts of chems.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (QEk5
---
Sounds like "Bane" from Batman...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (YIVH2)

204 What, does Joe Biden think he fell from a Coconut tree?!?!?!!!!!

Posted by: Kamel Toe at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (i7Q7S)

205 *Licks lips and cackles*

Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (PJaTp)

206 Biden went down like McCarthy did last night on Frank Luntz ..... after the Bigly budget betrayal .

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (/5Who)

207 crap, "Beyoncé"

Ruined the joke

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (xhaym)

208 And of course Biden immediately pointed back to the sandbag/whatever, because all fault must exist outside of him.

Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (30MvH)

209 201
Out: George Washington Slept Here

In: Joe Biden Fell Down Here
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (MoZTd)

=======

Speaking of George Washington...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (LvTSG)

210 This fall had to pull out every keep-alive tube that asshole has going into his body.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (to8pj)

211 I get the snark and don't necessarily disagree but Kamala is worse than Biden if you can believe that.
Posted by: polynikes


There's nothing in the 25th that doesn't prevent removing both from office, just sayin'.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (QEk58)

212 201
Out: George Washington Slept Here

In: Joe Biden Fell Down Here

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (MoZTd)

I thought they did that on Google Maps for where he had his bicycle incident...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (ynpvh)

213 And yet, SNL will have nothing whatever to say about Biden's falls. Ford was an athlete.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (eOEVl)

Weird that SNL won't cover this, especially considering Biden told us he was an All-American football player at Delaware.

Posted by: The Bridge What Got Him Where He Is Today at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (/nCD+)

214 Why was there a sandbag on the stage?
Posted by: Smell the Glove
......

To keep his squirts from leaking into the crowd?

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

215 Jerry Ford was on a Michigan football team that won the national championship

twice

Ford attended the University of Michigan, where he played center, linebacker, and long snapper for the school's football team[18] and helped the Wolverines to two undefeated seasons and national titles in 1932 and 1933.

Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 03:46 PM (geLO8)

216 >>> 170 How would KJP respond if asked if the frail old man is alright?

She will lie with disdain, like always.

Posted by: DJ at June 01, 2023 03:46 PM (H5y4s)

217 Off, fat-fuck bridge sock.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 01, 2023 03:46 PM (/nCD+)

218 🤣

Posted by: Summer at June 01, 2023 03:46 PM (tuOVP)

219 Just get the guy a Rascal scooter.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (TR3i7)

That would be hilarious and a menace. The old pervert would be chasing tween girls all over DX.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 01, 2023 03:46 PM (VdGjU)

220 Has anyone taken the time to fuck Joe Biden this morning? Just in case ...

Fuck,
Joe Biden

Posted by: Marooned at June 01, 2023 03:46 PM (kt8QE)

221 Give that black sandbag a medal.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at June 01, 2023 03:46 PM (H/Sjs)

222 Now this is a piece of resistance.

https://tinyurl.com/3ymcpv26

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 03:46 PM (ZLI7S)

223 You know.

When preparing a stage for an older person to speak and then traverse, one would think tripping hazards would be removed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (yEK4M)

224 >>Out: George Washington Slept Here

In: Joe Biden Fell Down Here

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


OK I laughed out loud at this
well done

Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (geLO8)

225 Hahahaha. "President" tennis balls. Good nickname.

Posted by: InZona at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (xckwd)

226 Douchebag vs Sandbag
WE HAVE A WINNAH!

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

227 His son Beau died in Iraq when he stepped on a black sandbag.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (lf83v)

228 The Daily Daddario has heard about Biden's fall, and she has recorded her reaction:

https://is.gd/laGLmT

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (LvTSG)

229 looks like old Joe was trying to break into a jog, to show how nimble and fit he is. oops ... oopsie.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (Cus5s)

230 Sandbag?

Is that Kamala's code name?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (Ia9T0)

No, former second baseman for the Chitcago Cubs. Pretty good player, but his stats were way inflated by playing in Wrigley.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (1c1cO)

231 John Wilkes Booth

Charles Guiteau

Leon Czolgosz


Lee Harvey Oswald


Black Sandbag

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (gmo/4)

232 220 Has anyone taken the time to fuck Joe Biden this morning?
Posted by: Marooned at June 01, 2023 03:46 PM (kt8QE)

ewwwww

Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (30MvH)

233 SNL is probably still doing the Alex Baldwin as Trump bit

Posted by: weew at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (/uwTS)

234 Now I'm calling on citizens from all over the world
This is Captain America calling
I bailed you out when you were down on your knees
So will you catch me now I'm falling

Help me now I'm calling you
Catch me now I'm falling
I'm in your hands, it's up to you
Catch me now, I'm falling


https://tinyurl.com/2ts385sz

Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (2tUFv)

235 I don't know. I think Kamala would be horribly poisonous and she's almost not smart enough to be Joey level vindictive. Give her a shot at it, thus another historic first would self-detonate.

To quote DJT: What have you got to lose?

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (3byMq)

236 Why was there a sandbag on the stage?
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Look, it graduated and deserved to be there just as much as the humans.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (H/Sjs)

237 I'm just happy we finally have a Chernenko of our own.

Posted by: sharksauce at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (l6DYb)

238
Weird that SNL won't cover this, especially considering Biden told us he was an All-American football player at Delaware.
Posted by: The Bridge What Got Him Where He Is Today at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (/nCD+)

___________

That's like talking about the tallest building in Possum Snot, Kentucky.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (MoZTd)

239 First DU thread on the subject now detected. Just a news summary repost with no replies yet...I need to make a new account over there to feed/seed stories to report on...

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (JCZqz)

240 Sand Pop was a bad dude, jack. Tried to assassinate me at the Air Corps flagellation.

He shoulda known better than to come at me like that in front of my flyboys. They remember when I killed Manfred von Richthofen, and I was flying a doghouse back then. I wasn't about to back down from a bag of Black Russian sand. Not on their big day. Democrats act when the people have spoken.

So I came back and killed him with a shotgun, right after that clip ended. Then the cadets named me their Sky King, and I gave a few of them some leg-hair clippings as a memento of my heroic deeds. Word as a Brandon.

Posted by: Brandon at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (oINRc)

241 Beat me to it . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

========

It is just so weird how conservative heroes just end up completely undercutting themselves in the most obvious and predictable of ways. Seriously...don't hug Obama. Don't go all squishy on immigration when you have the aura of a conservative fighter. Don't veto the tranny in sports bill.

You have legal scruples or you do actually think that open borders are great? Fine. You should know that the base is going to react poorly, though, and that your higher ambitions are about to collapse completely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (LvTSG)
______

We aren't dealing with the sharpest tools in the shed. But more seriously, I don't think they are surprised at their base's reaction. It's just that they want the corruption and graft even more. That was certainly true in Noem's case. She chose NCAA big bucks over the girls in her state.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

242 227 His son Beau
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (lf83v)

Beau is a Fwench word.

Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (30MvH)

243 Not ashamed, I have a Jitterbug phone. I'm old. When you get it, there are only a couple apps that you need to activate. One has a mushroom cloud and plays "Hail to the Chief".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (lz5hY)

244 Biden turned down a free ride to the Naval Academy as a football player cuz he didn't want to bump off Roger Staubach. Biden is a humble and generous man.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (Hudry)

245 Oh, so now it's MY fault?

Who isn't positioning me for success and how can I get them fired?

Posted by: Black Sandbag #046 at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (PJaTp)

246 >>Speaking of George Washington...

He was 6 foot 8

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)

247 233 SNL is probably still doing the Alex Baldwin as Trump bit

Posted by: weew at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (/uwTS)

Not disarming at all.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2023 03:49 PM (ynpvh)

248 It was just a stutter.

Posted by: The Media! at June 01, 2023 03:49 PM (2tUFv)

249 Where is Chevy Chase when you need him?

Posted by: Minuteman at June 01, 2023 03:49 PM (BboDw)

250 Surely Walmart could spare Dementia Joe a shiny new Made in China store scooter....in Walmart Marxist blue with 'I Luv Ukraine' stickers plastered on it of course.

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 01, 2023 03:49 PM (/5Who)

251 at some point, he has to break a hip.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 01, 2023 03:49 PM (OgrpQ)

252 245 Oh, so now it's MY fault?
______________

According to the Doctrine of White Privilege, yes.

Yes, it was.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 03:49 PM (lf83v)

253 5/5, would fap to again

Posted by: Kalel666 at June 01, 2023 03:49 PM (qetLZ)

254 damn my dudes, that AG Baily is on fire.

or the judge in the twitter/media censorship thing is.

checkout the action in today's hearing. the govt basically admitted they could censor any free speech, "it depends"

Posted by: sockamster, gator at June 01, 2023 03:50 PM (MLrvz)

255 En français c'est "Aix de neau."
Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (30MvH)


Aix de neau is a good variety for making cider and Calvados, but it is considered too sweet if the year is not dry enough, and it is susceptible to scab on alkaline soil.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2023 03:50 PM (xhaym)

256 Speaking of propaganda films, this is the last Nazi weekly news real (from March 22, 1945) in which, over stirring music, it is explained how wonderful it is that young boys and middle aged hausfraus are being sent out to destroy Russian tanks. Turn on subtitles to understand what they're Krauting about. 10 minute video.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2MuSa1JXJyc

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 01, 2023 03:50 PM (FVME7)

257 Pence slams Dodgers invite to "trans nuns" group.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2023 03:50 PM (63Dwl)

258 Speaking of George Washington...

He was 6 foot 8
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)
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Weighed a fucking ton.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 01, 2023 03:50 PM (2hlEI)

259
Taking a knee is so 2017.

We collapse for social justice now.

Posted by: Auspex at June 01, 2023 03:50 PM (j4U/Z)

260 Why can't he do a full one faceplant with facial injuries.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 01, 2023 03:50 PM (VdGjU)

261 I wonder if there are any piles of sand and black bags at the Naval Observatory?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 01, 2023 03:50 PM (PiwSw)

262
Why can't they equip Biden with a powered exoskeleton like Hilary's?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 01, 2023 03:50 PM (PL6Pg)

263 George Washington...

He was 6 foot 8

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)

Weighed a fucking ton

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 01, 2023 03:51 PM (/nCD+)

264 I get the snark and don't necessarily disagree but Kamala is worse than Biden if you can believe that.
Posted by: polynikes

Kamala would do random shiite. like make a zulu chant the national anthem, pot then national flower, bukkake the national sport...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2023 03:51 PM (XoN8V)

265 Amazon Employees Walking Out Following Company’s Decision to Eliminate Remote Work

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Wait. Just how, exactly, are they walking out of working at home?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 01, 2023 03:51 PM (FVME7)

266 They're in a hurry to cover up the fact that Biden has all the physical integrity of a pinata in a blast furnace so of course they're going with "between Biden's aides, the Secret Service, and the US Navy it didn't occur to anyone that maybe leaving a sandbag on the stage next to an 80 year old guy was a bad idea."

And for that matter why is a sandbag on stage at a naval academy graduation? I'm assuming this is something that happens fairly regularly, yes? It's not like they're a state fair outside Bumfuk, Kansas.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 03:51 PM (wb1YC)

267 I saw Corn Pop's grandson there trip him up with a chain ... revenge breakfast is a bowl best served cold.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 03:51 PM (C/I56)

268 Sand Pop was a bad dude, jack. Tried to assassinate me at the Air Corps flagellation.

He shoulda known better than to come at me like that in front of my flyboys. They remember when I killed Manfred von Richthofen, and I was flying a doghouse back then. I wasn't about to back down from a bag of Black Russian sand. Not on their big day. Democrats act when the people have spoken.

So I came back and killed him with a shotgun, right after that clip ended. Then the cadets named me their Sky King, and I gave a few of them some leg-hair clippings as a memento of my heroic deeds. Word as a Brandon.
Posted by: Brandon at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (oINRc)

An instant LMFAO HQ Classic.

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 01, 2023 03:51 PM (/5Who)

269 Our analysis of the situation indicates that Joe Biden is robust and sharp and ready to take on all challengers in the next election.

Posted by: The Fetterman Center of Excellence at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (lf83v)

270
George Washington...

He was 6 foot 8

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)

Weighed a fucking ton
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 01, 2023 03:51 PM (/nCD+)

_________

Kilt a ba'ar with his bare hands.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (MoZTd)

271 Oh no! I hope the sandbag is okay!

Posted by: Kalel666 at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (qetLZ)

272 John Wilkes Booth

Charles Guiteau

Leon Czolgosz


Lee Harvey Oswald


Black Sandbag

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (gmo/4)

Scratch LHO from that list, insert the CIA.

Unless you subscribe to the belief it was the secret service guy in the car behind.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (1c1cO)

273 I got the 'unpack your sandbag' memo 11 years ago.

Posted by: gp Isn't A Core Piece at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (MvF+J)

274 Just get the guy a Rascal scooter.
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Posted by: Hoveround, Inc. at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (7tCXb)

275 Sleepy Slippy Joe?
Sleepy Skids Biden?
Joe Stumbles?

There's something here...gotta bounce it off my Rallies in Iowa tonight to test 'em out.

Posted by: DJT in the writers room at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (JCZqz)

276 Who said something about a big black sandbag?

Posted by: Kamala at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (m+W/t)

277 >>>Maybe pièce de rèsistance means the part that endures, that part that stays with you, the part you remember?

How about the thing that defies resistance? It's just that good that you can't say no.

Posted by: No Name Today at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (vlXMQ)

278 The President has always maintained his dislike for MAGA-type sandbags. They're too full of themselves!

Posted by: KJP's Binder at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (LPkjK)

279 Weighed a fucking ton
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 01, 2023 03:51 PM (/nCD+)

And made of rad-ia-tion!

Posted by: Thrawn at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (Rl7KJ)

280 It's not a sandbag. It's a Chinese spy device that sends real-time pics back to Xi's boudoir. He likes to look up men's pant legs for some reason.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (H/Sjs)

281 "Rèsistance in French means resistance, and opposition, but it also means endurance or stamina. Maybe pièce de rèsistance means the part that endures, that part that stays with you, the part you remember?"

it endures the fires that burn out evil ... like the Terminator when all the flesh is burned off ... except more positive. Enduring the resistance?

Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (Cus5s)

282 OT-I went into a nearby town today that had small rainbow banners on lights and signs next to them saying, Love Courage, Strength, Compassion, Pride, but I think that town did the same last year. The town closest to me still has large American flags on telephone polls for Memorial Day and of the two houses that always had rainbow flags out only one does this year. Either the one house hasn't put the flag out or they're now somewhat in tune with the gay Englishman, Douglas Murray, who wrote last year "Pride? I'm over the rainbow. ie. its a passe symbol, the idea of the gay "community" is meaningless. So, yes, even in parts of NJ the connection between all things rainbow and child grooming is pi***** people off.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (Keyt1)

283 No, not a higher level of care. He needs a four-wheel walker. 4WW

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (RIvkX)

284 257 Pence slams Dodgers invite to "trans nuns" group.
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Pence is such a brave man.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (Hudry)

285 265 Amazon Employees Walking Out Following Company’s Decision to Eliminate Remote Work

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Wait. Just how, exactly, are they walking out of working at home?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 01, 2023 03:51 PM (FVME7)

Amazon Employees Not Walking In Following Company’s Decision to Eliminate Remote Work

Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (53oGX)

286 "It would be uncouth to use footage of Biden falling multiple times in ads. We will use our funds to attack Republicans that do use it."
-The RNC

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:53 PM (LvTSG)

287 I was walking along, minding my own business, and suddenly the floor came up and hit me in the face.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2023 03:53 PM (lf83v)

288 George Washington could throw a boat over a hedge.

Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 03:53 PM (geLO8)

289 They're in a hurry to cover up the fact that Biden has all the physical integrity of a pinata in a blast furnace

This is a new analogy. I like it.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 03:53 PM (eOEVl)

290 Some parts of the thread have been emboldened.

Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:53 PM (30MvH)

291 >>265 Amazon Employees Walking Out Following Company’s Decision to Eliminate Remote Work


Good let those shitstains walk. There are no jobs for them. Enjoy living in your rank cardboard box under the overpass.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 03:53 PM (to8pj)

292 i added JackStraw's flashback to biden mocking trump's ability to walk and praising his own.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:53 PM (KRtlO)

293
Pence is such a brave man.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (Hudry)

__________

Bearer of the torch at noon.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 03:53 PM (MoZTd)

294 I-uh,, w-w-who's uh, is-uh, uhhmmmm, is-uh j-j-joe bearden?

yeah

Posted by: John Fetterman at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (vwCZJ)

295 287 I was walking along, minding my own business, and suddenly the floor came up and hit me in the face.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2023 03:53 PM (lf83v)

MAGA Floor!

Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (53oGX)

296 Weighed a fucking ton
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 01, 2023 03:51 PM (/nCD+)

And made of rad-ia-tion!
Posted by: Thrawn at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (Rl7KJ)

He saved the children, but not the British children!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (/nCD+)

297 MyPillow sandbags when????

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (QEk58)

298 Falling once is an accident. Falling multiple times is a pattern and a pretty significant indication that the end is fast approaching.

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Don't tease me bro!

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (C/I56)

299 Imagine the different reactions we would be having if he wasn't killing America.

Posted by: DJ at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (H5y4s)

300 I hope DeSantis doesn't stoop to making fun of Joe for falling. Lord knows Democrats are too couth to lower to such cheap tactics were DeSantis to fall.

Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (m+W/t)

301 knock knock

who's there?

joe biden fell

Joe biden fell who?

Joe biden fell and broke his hip and now it's gone septic.

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (KRtlO)

302 292 i added JackStraw's flashback to biden mocking trump's ability to walk and praising his own.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:53 PM (KRtlO)

======

And the tags are perfect.

*chef's kiss*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (LvTSG)

303
George Washington tore out Benedict Arnold's eye and ate it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 03:55 PM (MoZTd)

304 For everyone who isn't familiar with George Washington...

https://youtu.be/qv6OOuPI5c0

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 01, 2023 03:55 PM (/nCD+)

305 290 Some parts of the thread have been emboldened.
Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:53 PM (30MvH)

Nevermind.

Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:55 PM (30MvH)

306 White Supremacist Sandbag Attempts To Assassinate Biden

Martial Law Declared

Posted by: The Media! at June 01, 2023 03:55 PM (2tUFv)

307 does it matter how far gone biden is when we have people like kevin mccarthy on our side?

now i feel sadz

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 01, 2023 03:55 PM (B1FKF)

308 .....80-year-old commander-in-chief stumbled and fell his knees and then got back up....
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Pulled to his feet by others like an inebriated college student on a bender.

Posted by: scampydog at June 01, 2023 03:55 PM (2bFN5)

309 Welp, this means The Handlers will restrict Joe's appearances off White House grounds still more, and ensure all areas he is not supposed go into are roped-off.

Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2023 03:55 PM (AMIL/)

310 That was the Joe's best tribute to his Irish heritage ever.

Slainte!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 03:55 PM (lf83v)

311 250 Surely Walmart could spare Dementia Joe a shiny new Made in China store scooter....in Walmart Marxist blue with 'I Luv Ukraine' stickers plastered on it of course.
Posted by: Voter theater.

Hoveround One

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 01, 2023 03:55 PM (OX9vb)

312 >>>And yet, SNL will have nothing whatever to say about Biden's falls. Ford was an athlete.

And a male underwear model.
But don't tell that to Pervert Joe or he'll start hanging sack everytime he goes out in public instead of 'on occasion'.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2023 03:56 PM (XoN8V)

313 Amazon Employees randomly standing around outdoors.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2023 03:56 PM (63Dwl)

314 Meanwhile, his admin has launched a mobile app to help illegals get into the country and enjoy more taxpayer funded bennies

Posted by: Deseret Rebel at June 01, 2023 03:56 PM (PJaTp)

315 The modern French word for water, eau, isn't too dissimilar.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (KRtlO)


The wine is called Chateau Latour, Chateau means "cats' water" but it is just a joke, cat's water has a much sharper taste and aroma.
Top you up?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2023 03:56 PM (xhaym)

316 I knew corporate America would get addicted to "working" at home and would be hard to get them back in a office.

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2023 03:56 PM (xhxe8)

317 Was it Mel Brooks' History of the World part one or hat had the line, "Who put the carpet on the wall"?

Posted by: Unkaren at June 01, 2023 03:56 PM (LPkjK)

318 I’d rather get tripped up by Sofia Vergara’s funbags than trip over a black sandbag.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 03:57 PM (k7EeR)

319 Amazon Employees Walking Out Following Company’s Decision to Eliminate Remote Work

They do know that the tech job market has changed a leetle bit, right?

Posted by: The Media! at June 01, 2023 03:57 PM (2tUFv)

320 65 Amazon Employees Walking Out Following Company’s Decision to Eliminate Remote Work

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Wait. Just how, exactly, are they walking out of working at home?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 01, 2023 03:51 PM (FVME7)

LOL. They've walked from the couch to the kitchen?

Posted by: LASue at June 01, 2023 03:57 PM (Ed8Zd)

321
Welp, this means The Handlers will restrict Joe's appearances off White House grounds still more, and ensure all areas he is not supposed go into are roped-off.
Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2023 03:55 PM (AMIL/)

_____________

Getting Brezhnev to the top of the Kremlin Wall for the parade took a lot of planning and special equipment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 03:57 PM (MoZTd)

322 You just know when Biden fell that Jill's eyes did that big Daffy Duck dollar signs thing from the cartoons.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 03:57 PM (wb1YC)

323 315 The modern French word for water, eau, isn't too dissimilar.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (KRtlO)

The wine is called Chateau Latour, Chateau means "cats' water" but it is just a joke, cat's water has a much sharper taste and aroma.
Top you up?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2023 03:56 PM (xhaym)

LOL

Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:57 PM (30MvH)

324 This just in: Biden has appointed the black sandbag to a Cabinet post.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2023 03:58 PM (YqDXo)

325 Scratch LHO from that list, insert the CIA.

Unless you subscribe to the belief it was the secret service guy in the car behind.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (1c1cO)

Imagine thinking the CIA was competent. I must've missed the part where they tried giving JFK an exploding cigar.

Posted by: Sjg at June 01, 2023 03:58 PM (Lstct)

326 I need to engrave "Mind Your Step" on his special lamppost.

Posted by: Lamppost Engraver at June 01, 2023 03:58 PM (ufFY8)

327 LOL. They've walked from the couch to the kitchen?
__________

Listen, pal. It ain't as easy as you *thud*

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2023 03:58 PM (lf83v)

328 Getting Brezhnev to the top of the Kremlin Wall for the parade took a lot of planning and special equipment.

And to think, we used to laugh at the Soviet gerontocracy.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 03:58 PM (eOEVl)

329
They do know that the tech job market has changed a leetle bit, right

___________

"Ha! I can get another job in days. Wait a minute...."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 03:58 PM (MoZTd)

330 Joe tried to get up on his own but collapsed back on the stage. Looks like his legs weren't cooperating. Then he had to be hoisted up and he still had trouble getting his legs underneath him.

He's a mess.

Posted by: pawn at June 01, 2023 03:59 PM (kYVzH)

331 i wonder if the ccp has started asking for their money back

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 01, 2023 03:59 PM (B1FKF)

332 Was it Mel Brooks' History of the World part one or hat had the line, "Who put the carpet on the wall"?
Posted by: Unkaren at June 01, 2023 03:56 PM (LPkjK)

======

Yes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2023 03:59 PM (DRSnL)

333 From the sidebar's Top Headlines:

Forgotten 80s Disco Mystery Click: From the Garrett Collection
Based, I think, on a sixties song it samples from: Smile for a while and let's be jolly/Love shouldn't be so melancholy/Come along and share the good times while we can

-

What do you mean "I think"?!?!?!

https://youtu.be/2-eclUz-RYI

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 01, 2023 03:59 PM (Dzf2t)

334 It's not a sandbag. It's a Chinese spy device that sends real-time pics back to Xi's boudoir. He likes to look up men's pant legs for some reason.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (H/Sjs)

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This would explain the permanent ankle-cam attached to Queen LeBron.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 03:59 PM (C/I56)

335

Joe biden fell and broke his hip and now it's gone septic.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (KRtlO)

I love Cruel Ace not just 'cause it's Pride Century.

Posted by: Auspex at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (j4U/Z)

336 Did you guys read the comments on that Twitter thread? Holy crap! Those people are in total denial! "Biden fixed the mess that Trump started", etc. Good God!! The best president? Totally brainwashed.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (Zvtjl)

337 This just in: Biden has appointed the black sandbag to a Cabinet post.

The black sandbag is perfect for the Ministry of Silly Walks.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (eOEVl)

338 At his age that is literally a hip breaking fall.

Stop it.
You are such a tease.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (ufFY8)

339 The memes need to be not his trip but when he points back.

Add in a banana peel. MAGA hat. Something.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (z/ifB)

340 Re: Goober Graham: Since Putin obviously had that Black Sandbag planted so as to topple tEl Jeffe, this must mean war, and moar war.

Goober likes War! . A lot.

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (/5Who)

341 Putin At Death's Door, Biden Wows Them At Graduation

Posted by: The Media! at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (2tUFv)

342 Is the person still gluing down the pair of flats where Hillary collapsed and was thrown into the Scooby van? That person should receive a medal.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (to8pj)

343 Joe tried to get up on his own but collapsed back on the stage. Looks like his legs weren't cooperating. Then he had to be hoisted up and he still had trouble getting his legs underneath him.

***

He should have went with the David Byrne impression that Hillary did when they tossed her into a van a few years back.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (wb1YC)

344 Looked like he was just about to get his Joementum up when the sandbag took him out.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

345 took a while

but I got that old fart

Posted by: Corn Pop at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (us2H3)

346 BREAKING !!!
Joe Biden To Have His Mick Removed To Become The First Transgender Woman President

Lets Go Brandy

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (RHGPo)

347 Did y'all just assume my gender AND assume that I'm into stealing women's bags from the airport?

Bunch of MAGA bigots!

Posted by: Black Sandbag #046 at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (PJaTp)

348
Joe biden fell and broke his hip and now it's gone septic.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (KRtlO

___________

I thought it was break your hip and fall.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 04:01 PM (MoZTd)

349 i wonder if the ccp has started asking for their money back

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 01, 2023 03:59 PM (B1FKF)

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They could easily install Hunter in 2024.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 04:01 PM (C/I56)

350 You just know when Biden fell that Jill's eyes did that big Daffy Duck dollar signs thing from the cartoons.

She probably shouldn't have said "Cha-CHING" out loud, though.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:01 PM (eOEVl)

351 56 What I'm waiting for is when Biden starts the wrong way off a stage, gets corrected, then walks forward to fall off into the audience.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (TgBWG)


Didn't Bob Dole do that at one point?

(This comment seems like it should serve as the into to a Bob Dole boner pill joke, but I can't quite find it).

Posted by: a.moron at June 01, 2023 04:01 PM (tu3iY)

352 He walked away without help...
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You know, after three guys helped him stand up and saw to it that he wasn't seriously hurt.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 01, 2023 04:01 PM (Vwz3I)

353 >>Lets Go Brandy

She's a fine girl

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 04:02 PM (ZLI7S)

354 348
Joe biden fell and broke his hip and now it's gone septic.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (KRtlO

___________

I thought it was break your hip and fall.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 04:01 PM (MoZTd)

His hip is the only thing about him that still works, apparently.

To the detriment of us all.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 01, 2023 04:02 PM (KbCG3)

355 (This comment seems like it should serve as the into to a Bob Dole boner pill joke, but I can't quite find it).
Posted by: a.moron at June 01, 2023 04:01 PM (tu3iY)

Bob Dole gets up far more than Bob Dole gets down.

Bob Dole.

Posted by: Bob Dole (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 04:02 PM (9UlRk)

356 I meant to trip!

No joke! Not kidding! My word as a Biden! I mean that sincerely!

Posted by: Joe Geritol at June 01, 2023 04:02 PM (AMIL/)

357 Amazon Employees Walking Out Following Company’s Decision to Eliminate Remote Work

They do know that the tech job market has changed a leetle bit, right?
Posted by: The Media! at June 01, 2023 03:57 PM (2tUFv)

...

There are like a million openings at Twitter now. They'll be fine.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2023 04:02 PM (z/ifB)

358 Why were there sandbags on stage, last minute drill for combat?

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2023 04:02 PM (xhxe8)

359 I've seen those short (30-60s) videos on YouTube where two things or characters, fictional or not, are ranked in terms of strength, battle IQ, agility to see who "wins" at the end. Somebody creative should do that for Biden vs Stairs, see who "wins" and also how long YouTube will keep that video up.

Posted by: Thrawn at June 01, 2023 04:02 PM (Rl7KJ)

360 I actually miss Bob Dole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 04:02 PM (9UlRk)

361 Black Sandbag 2024

Doing the work Republicans won't do

Posted by: MJ at June 01, 2023 04:03 PM (zwDuR)

362 fucking Jill

rode me like a horse last night

reverse cowgirl

Posted by: Brandon at June 01, 2023 04:03 PM (us2H3)

363 If Trump makes it over the POTUS finish line in first place in Nov 2024 his first act should be to award a Medal of Freedom to The BLACK Sandbag!

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 01, 2023 04:03 PM (/5Who)

364 "FLASHBACK: Biden Mocked Trump's Ability to Walk, Claimed Biden's Own Walking Ability Was Streets Ahead"

Well yes, historically there has been no shortage of dickheads lying about Donald Trump. Some have even occupied high position within the Republican Party. The "Trump Curse" has been known to hit luminaries as high as Megyn Kelly and Jeff Flake, to dip as low as Kathy Griffith.

This has been another Recent History lesson.

Posted by: trev006 at June 01, 2023 04:03 PM (FWpta)

365 (This comment seems like it should serve as the into to a Bob Dole boner pill joke, but I can't quite find it).
_________

Bob Dole didn't fall down because he had a kickstand.

Bob Dole.

Kickstand.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:03 PM (lf83v)

366 Didn't Bob Dole do that at one point?

(This comment seems like it should serve as the into to a Bob Dole boner pill joke, but I can't quite find it).
Posted by: a.moron at June 01, 2023 04:01 PM (tu3iY)

When Bob Dole falls down, Bob Dole knows what can get Bob Dole upright again.

Posted by: Bob Dole at June 01, 2023 04:03 PM (fiChp)

367 I actually miss Bob Dole.

He was a big ole' squish but he had an excellent sense of humor.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:03 PM (eOEVl)

368 At his age that is literally a hip breaking fall.

Stop it.
You are such a tease.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian

Give Pervy Joe a medicine ball to carry around as a feat of strength and it will ensure his hips break causing the fall.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2023 04:03 PM (XoN8V)

369 Clear case of the stage 'Obstructing an official proceeding'

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 01, 2023 04:03 PM (6PPdb)

370 My God, the Washington Post is covering this!

He's in trouble.

Posted by: The Media! at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (2tUFv)

371 Soon footprints will be laid out. Blue for enter, green for exit.

Posted by: MJ at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (zwDuR)

372 Why were there sandbags on stage, last minute drill for combat?
Posted by: Skip


see my #177

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (QEk58)

373 FLASHBACK: When Biden mocked the way Trump walked and claimed that he, Biden, was just aces at walking.

///

just icing on the cake.

these people need comeuppance.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (MLrvz)

374 Lori Lightfoot lands teaching gig at Harvard after leaving office

Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (geLO8)

375 Well, now we know that Jill is suddenly available for a hookup with Kamala's husband tonight.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (lf83v)

376 OT: Bombshell: Jamie Foxx Left ‘Paralyzed and Blind’ From BLOOD CLOT IN THE BRAIN Suffered After Covid Vaccine, Veteran Journalist A.J. Benza Claims

https://tinyurl.com/Foxxvid

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (/nCD+)

377 358 Why were there sandbags on stage, last minute drill for combat?
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2023 04:02 PM (xhxe

holding down the teleprompter

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (us2H3)

378
There are like a million openings at Twitter now. They'll be fine.


Yeah, and as we all know, Elon's all about letting you work from home, or whatever you feel is right.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:05 PM (eOEVl)

379 Jordan61

Happy Birthday !

Posted by: JT at June 01, 2023 04:05 PM (T4tVD)

380 I hope the parents of whatever midshipman left that sandbag laying there have their taxes in order.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 04:05 PM (wb1YC)

381 reverse cowgirl
Posted by: Brandon at June 01, 2023 04:03 PM (us2H3)

Because the only way you can fuck is up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 04:05 PM (9UlRk)

382 Putin At Death's Door, Biden Wows Them At Graduation

Posted by: The Media! at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (2tUFv)

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I wonder what the British bookie betting lines are for the Dead Pool as far as Jimmy Carter vs. F. Joe?

I imagine the odds on Joe took a fall today ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 04:05 PM (C/I56)

383 There's nothing in the 25th that doesn't prevent removing both from office, just sayin'.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (QEk5


And this is how Janet Yellen becomse President, you know.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2023 04:05 PM (xhaym)

384 Give it up for Joe Stumble bum Biden, folks!

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 04:05 PM (gmo/4)

385 Lori Lightfoot lands teaching gig at Harvard after leaving office
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In other words, the DNC Headquarters.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:05 PM (lf83v)

386 Joe biden fell and broke his hip and now it's gone septic.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (KRtlO)

I love Cruel Ace not just 'cause it's Pride Century.
Posted by: Auspex at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM


Cruel ace is best ace.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2023 04:05 PM (Wnv9h)

387 Thanks JT!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2023 04:05 PM (DRSnL)

388 Joe Biden said to God, "You said you would always be with me, but sometimes, when I walked on the beach, I only saw one set of footprints."

And God responded, "You weren't at the beach. You just saw an episode of Matlock set in California. Now take your Brain Pills and stop babbling."

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 04:05 PM (KRtlO)

389 The Post Millenial has this response to Biden's fall:

"Joe is old but he still knows how to get stuff done. He took over a country in shambles and is restoring America to greatness."

Their handle is "Space Oddity". If that's not satire, they're certainly off in their own world-far, far, away

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2023 04:06 PM (Keyt1)

390 Lori Lightfoot lands teaching gig at Harvard after leaving office

Of course.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:06 PM (eOEVl)

391 If there was a sandbag on the floor it was probably to steady his worthless teleprompter stand.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 04:06 PM (to8pj)

392 Maricopa County, Ariz., Supervisor Bill Gates announced on Thursday that he would not seek reelection amid ongoing scrutiny of the county's handling of its elections under his tenure. "Today, I am announcing that I will not run for re-election to the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors in 2024 and intend to pursue other interests and opportunities," he wrote in a statement. "I see no need to go thru the charade of an election, when I can just steal it."

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2023 04:06 PM (RHGPo)

393 Can someone get me a Venn Diagram of all this or am I going to have to choke out another intern?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 01, 2023 04:06 PM (PJaTp)

394 Lori Lightfoot lands teaching gig at Harvard after leaving office

And former Soros DA Chesa Boudin has a job at Berkeley.

Posted by: The Media! at June 01, 2023 04:06 PM (2tUFv)

395 you guys want further proof about how smart liberals are and ... you know the whole nine yards, academically gifted and as a whole clearly superior to conservatives?

Lori Lightfooooot just got tenure at harvard.

so, this is well deserved and not a bribe or a continuing criminal enterprise rewarding its own

Posted by: sockamster, gator at June 01, 2023 04:06 PM (MLrvz)

396 Joe Biden fell and broke his hip and now it's gone septic.
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Septical Joe.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 01, 2023 04:06 PM (Vwz3I)

397 Pierce Hawthorne approves this diss, Biden is a GDB.

Posted by: UwU_Power at June 01, 2023 04:07 PM (3kWw+)

398 Why were there sandbags on stage, last minute drill for combat?

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2023 04:02 PM

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In case F. Joe sharted up a storm.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 04:07 PM (N4r5Y)

399 I say that because when the DeSantis reckoning comes down in 2025...fucking RICO these libs and their kickback tenures and so forth.

Posted by: sockamster, gator at June 01, 2023 04:07 PM (MLrvz)

400 Well, now we know that Jill is suddenly available for a hookup with Kamala's husband tonight.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (lf83v)

Jill's in Jordan at a wedding reception wearing a god-awful gown.

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 04:07 PM (gmo/4)

401 Target Plunges For 10th Day As Boycott Leads To "Traffic Weakness", JPM Downgrades Stock To "Groom And Doom"

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2023 04:07 PM (RHGPo)

402 >>> Pierce Hawthorne approves this diss, Biden is a GDB.

lol

Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 04:07 PM (KRtlO)

403 Lori Lightfoot lands teaching gig at Harvard after leaving office
Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (geLO


Well she *does* head up the Kerbal Space Program.

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 01, 2023 04:07 PM (AiZBA)

404 OT: Bombshell: Jamie Foxx Left ‘Paralyzed and Blind’ From BLOOD CLOT IN THE BRAIN Suffered After Covid Vaccine, Veteran Journalist A.J. Benza Claims

https://tinyurl.com/Foxxvid
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (/nCD+)

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Wow. Also, AJ Benza has a supremely punchable face.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2023 04:08 PM (DRSnL)

405 Maybe it was actually a killer rabbit. In which case the secret service should be held accountable.

Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2023 04:08 PM (cUYo/)

406 Dr Jill is out of the country on important business (aka establishing an airtight alibi )..
However, expiring minds know Dr Jill had the black sandbag placed there to trip Joe as payback for sniffing strange hair,

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 01, 2023 04:08 PM (/5Who)

407 Good grief, A. J. Benza is still around? Mrs. B and I used to watch him on Mysteries and Scandals back in the day.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 04:08 PM (k7EeR)

408 Just remember, you air forcers, aim kinda high.

And off you go, into the wiley blues yonder.

Don't jump.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2023 04:08 PM (lf83v)

409 Rèsistance in French means resistance, and opposition, but it also means endurance or stamina. Maybe pièce de rèsistance means the part that endures, that part that stays with you, the part you remember?

I dunno. Quelle mystère.

Posted by: Ace at 03:21 PM

I would guess that it is a reference to the French Revolution, where ONLY the last thing on the Menu... ie... Napoleon, mattered in the end.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2023 04:08 PM (oHd/0)

410 Thanks JT!
Posted by: Jordan61

Posted by: JT at June 01, 2023 04:09 PM (T4tVD)

411 Well she *does* head up the Kerbal Space Program.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 01, 2023 04:07 PM (AiZBA)

I snorfled.

Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 04:09 PM (9UlRk)

412 President Biden tripped on something. He got back back up. Instead of letting MAGA trolls win, let’s focus on what matters:

President Biden just pulled us back from the brink, protecting critical investments and defending our growing economy...
(blah blah, blah)...And that's what really matters.

That will be Fox's leading story tonight. We'll never hear the end of this.
I’m sure the video will be run 24/7.

Trump is probably drooling.

Who really gives a flying fuck? Just more right wing fodder. I tripped over my cat last week, that didn't make the news. They'll have him morphed into Gerald R. Ford by midnight tonight but the fact he was so bouncy right after the fall is great news.

It is what it is. He's FINE and popped right back up. People trip every day and some don't get back up. The trolls and RW shit birds are out in full force rejoicing but again: happens to the best of us and simply is a nothing burger IMO

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 04:09 PM (JCZqz)

413 I'm at that age where every doctor's visit begins with the question, "Have you had any falls recently?" Falling once is an accident. Falling multiple times is a pattern and a pretty significant indication that the end is fast approaching.
Posted by: RebeccaH at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (JI6AV)

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RebeccaH, mighty pleased that you are still with us though it's been a long time between comments.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at June 01, 2023 04:09 PM (3JfbU)

414
Lori Lightfoot lands teaching gig at Harvard after leaving office

And former Soros DA Chesa Boudin has a job at Berkeley.
Posted by: The Media!

==========

I have a theory that lefty universities (BIRM) are loading up with as much leftyism as they can in advance of SCOTUT's imminent shoot-down of race-based admissions policies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2023 04:09 PM (lCaJd)

415 408 Just remember, you air forcers, aim kinda high.

And off you go, into the wiley blues yonder.

Don't jump.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2023 04:08 PM (lf83v)

/Looks really angry at Biden...

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius, on his ACME Rocket at June 01, 2023 04:09 PM (oHd/0)

416 405 Maybe it was actually a killer rabbit. In which case the secret service should be held accountable.

Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2023 04:08 PM (cUYo/)


Look at the bones!

Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at June 01, 2023 04:10 PM (PiwSw)

417 Lori Lightfooooot just got tenure at harvard.,

I find that hard to believe. Tenure takes time, even at a left wing indoctrination center. That she's teaching there wouldn't suprise me, however.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2023 04:10 PM (Keyt1)

418 PetSmart is now selling Pride merch so I guess we know why pets were getting monkeypox

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 01, 2023 04:10 PM (FVME7)

419 What I find interesting is that I didn't hear any gasps of shock when Biden fell, people continued to cheer for the young officers. Tells me that nobody looks at Biden.

Posted by: President Select Decaf at June 01, 2023 04:11 PM (3JfbU)

420 How common are brain blood clots in 55 year old, fit men? I imagine it's rare, but are we talking 1/5,000? 1/200,000?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 04:11 PM (KRe1G)

421
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 04:09 PM (JCZqz)

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Please keep these things coming! I'm always wondering how on earth they defend it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2023 04:11 PM (lCaJd)

422 It is what it is. He's FINE and popped right back up. People trip every day and some don't get back up. The trolls and RW shit birds are out in full force rejoicing but again: happens to the best of us and simply is a nothing burger IMO
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 04:09 PM (JCZqz)

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"Popped right back up." LOL.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2023 04:11 PM (DRSnL)

423 Lori Lightfoot lands teaching gig at Harvard after leaving office
Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (geLO
.......

What's she teaching, hair design and cosmetology?

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 04:11 PM (v0R5T)

424 412 It is what it is. He's FINE and popped right back up. People trip every day and some don't get back up. The trolls and RW shit birds are out in full force rejoicing but again: happens to the best of us and simply is a nothing burger IMO
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 04:09 PM (JCZqz)

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Ah...he didn't pop back up. He was helped up.

Now, into the archives to see their reaction to Trump walking slowly down a ramp!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

425 Correction... The Joetato DID NOT get back up. He needed assistance

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 01, 2023 04:11 PM (flINI)

426 Lori Lightfoot lands teaching gig at Harvard after leaving office.

***

Imagine going to class in the morning hungover as hell and walking in the first thing you hear is "What has it got in its nasty little pocketses?"

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (wb1YC)

427 I have a theory that lefty universities (BIRM) are loading up with as much leftyism as they can in advance of SCOTUT's imminent shoot-down of race-based admissions policies.

Possibly, but it'll be awhile. We first have to go through the resistance phase, in which they pretend they're complying, by adopting bs "holistic" measures.

This won't end until the endowment takes serious hits.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (eOEVl)

428
I find that hard to believe. Tenure takes time, even at a left wing indoctrination center. That she's teaching there wouldn't suprise me, however.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

==========

Ooh, there's a critical eye. She doubtless got a teaching gig, but tenure is another matter.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (lCaJd)

429 They'll have him morphed into Gerald R. Ford by midnight tonight but the fact he was so bouncy right after the fall is great news.

...

Someone thinks Biden has more spring in him than Ford when he "fell"?

Ford didn't actually hit the ground iirc. how dumb.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (z/ifB)

430 He's FINE and popped right back up.
______

With the help of three grown men.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (lf83v)

431 Correction... The Joetato DID NOT get back up. He needed assistance
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 01, 2023 04:11 PM (flINI)

***

Correction... The Joetato DID NOT get back up. He needed assistance

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (flINI)

432 President Trump on the debt deal:

"It is what it is. It was going to pass."

W.E.A.K.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (to8pj)

433 All Democrats fall up, except Joe.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (VdGjU)

434 It is what it is. He's FINE and popped right back up.


Dolts.
He was propped, propped back up. Not popped. Propped back up.
Shhhhsh.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (XoN8V)

435 429 They'll have him morphed into Gerald R. Ford by midnight tonight but the fact he was so bouncy right after the fall is great news.

...

Someone thinks Biden has more spring in him than Ford when he "fell"?

Ford didn't actually hit the ground iirc. how dumb.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (z/ifB)

=========

Also, they don't seem to acknowledge that he's fallen before. Weird, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (LvTSG)

436 393 Can someone get me a Venn Diagram of all this or am I going to have to choke out on another male intern?
Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 01, 2023 04:06 PM

Posted by: The Real Kamala Harris at June 01, 2023 04:13 PM (JCZqz)

437 President Trump on the debt deal:

"It is what it is. It was going to pass."

W.E.A.K.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (to8pj)

======

He's not wrong.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2023 04:13 PM (DRSnL)

438 > He's FINE and popped right back up.

Wut? He tried to get up, couldn't, then had to helped up. They have a funny definition of, "popped right back up."

Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 04:13 PM (KRe1G)

439 I find that hard to believe. Tenure takes time, even at a left wing indoctrination center. That she's teaching there wouldn't suprise me, however.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


We live in Clown World now. Anything goes as long as chaos is the order of the day.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 04:13 PM (QEk58)

440 Correction... The Joetato DID NOT get back up. He needed assistance
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (flINI)

Joetato?
Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at June 01, 2023 04:13 PM (ufFY8)

441 What's she teaching, hair design and cosmetology?

Facial expressions while being probed by aliens

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:13 PM (eOEVl)

442 374 Lori Lightfoot lands teaching gig at Harvard after leaving office

Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (geLO


She'll teach one, one credit class, each semester.

301. How to Accelerate the On-going Destruction of a Major Democrat-contolled City, for Fun and Profit.

Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2023 04:13 PM (AMIL/)

443 I can see Obama laughing his ass off at this and Hillary cackling between gulps of chardonnay.

I myself have zero sympathy for this craven liar.

Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2023 04:13 PM (oiNtH)

444
Professors at ritzy institutions cannot grasp at an understanding of social justice until they work a year in the fields pulling cabbages or picking different kinds of fruits than they are used to.

Posted by: Auspex at June 01, 2023 04:13 PM (j4U/Z)

445 It is what it is. He's FINE and popped right back up. People trip every day and some don't get back up. The trolls and RW shit birds are out in full force rejoicing but again: happens to the best of us and simply is a nothing burger IMO
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 04:09 PM


Popped right back up?

*in your best Gene Wilder voice*

Nice...popping.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2023 04:14 PM (Wnv9h)

446 Now, into the archives to see their reaction to Trump walking slowly down a ramp!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 04:11 PM (LvTSG)

An almost 80 year old man on his feet 20 hours a day is a little slow going down steep stairs that one time... "he's dying!"

An almost 80 year old man on his feet 4 hours a day collapses on a regular basis ..."he's fine, he got right back up!"

I love politics.

Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 04:14 PM (9UlRk)

447 To get him back into the game , they will have to up Joe's chemical cocktail to eleventy squared ....and when he wizzes Joe will be etching his initials in the ceramic urinal.

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 01, 2023 04:14 PM (/5Who)

448 Joe couldn't "pop back up" if you fastened rockets to him.

There are camera tripods on Wish that are sturdier than him.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 04:14 PM (wb1YC)

449 446 I love politics.
Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 04:14 PM (9UlRk)

=========

I hate it. I can quit whenever I want.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 04:14 PM (LvTSG)

450 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 04:09 PM (JCZqz)

You're a great 'merican sneaking behind enemy lines like this. Also, this is why there is no working across the aisle.
Two distinctly different views of reality.

And remember gasoline will give you the splodey part but for a good hot fire you need diesel.

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 04:14 PM (3byMq)

451 I dunno. Quelle mystère.
Golly, Ace...you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.
Posted by: Taggert

Or a 20 franc whore? Ooh la la!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 01, 2023 04:14 PM (G9i4R)

452 resident Trump on the debt deal:

"It is what it is. It was going to pass."

W.E.A.K.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (to8pj)


"It is what it is. It was going to pass."


Completely true statement of fact.

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 04:15 PM (gmo/4)

453 He popped off that stage like it was made of rubber!

So fit and hale!

Posted by: The Media at June 01, 2023 04:15 PM (zwDuR)

454
I myself have zero sympathy for this craven liar.
Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2023 04:13 PM (oiNtH)

It's weirdly comforting that no matter how much i may hate these barbarians, nobody will ever hate a barbarian more than a competing barbarian.

Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 04:15 PM (9UlRk)

455 To get him back into the game , they will have to up Joe's chemical cocktail to eleventy squared ....and when he wizzes Joe will be etching his initials in the ceramic urinal.

We do have a way with words here.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:15 PM (eOEVl)

456 It is what it is. He's FINE and popped right back up. People trip every day and some don't get back up. The trolls and RW shit birds are out in full force rejoicing but again: happens to the best of us and simply is a nothing burger IMO
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023


***
I tripped going up some stairs at work last fall and popped right back up too. And I had sciatic pain for about six weeks and needed phys. therapy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2023 04:16 PM (J2vNu)

457 452 resident Trump on the debt deal:

"It is what it is. It was going to pass."

W.E.A.K.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (to8pj)


"It is what it is. It was going to pass."


Completely true statement of fact.

Posted by: Archer

Too bad his girl, Ms. Luntz was more than willing to pass it and screw us over in the process.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 04:16 PM (to8pj)

458 Viva la Resistance!

Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 04:16 PM (ZLI7S)

459 I always pop right back up.

Posted by: Big Mike at June 01, 2023 04:16 PM (pK5Rz)

460 Maybe Lightfoot will be teaching teaching techniques for installing grout.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 01, 2023 04:16 PM (VdGjU)

461 445 It is what it is. He's FINE and popped right back up. People trip every day and some don't get back up. The trolls and RW shit birds are out in full force rejoicing but again: happens to the best of us and simply is a nothing burger IMO
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 04:09 PM

Popped right back up?

*in your best Gene Wilder voice*

Nice...popping.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2023 04:14 PM (Wnv9h)

I believe the Soundtrack for that video should be?

Pop goes the Weasel?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2023 04:16 PM (oHd/0)

462 Today a black sandbag was placed inappropriately onstage during a sage address delivered by President Biden. He stumbled, executed a triple lindy, then saved a baby from being eaten by Trump.

Posted by: The Media at June 01, 2023 04:16 PM (zwDuR)

463 So fit and hale!
Posted by: The Media at June 01, 2023 04:15 PM (zwDuR)

Is this about me, or my Dad?

Posted by: The Skipper at June 01, 2023 04:16 PM (ufFY8)

464 I am so proud to be featured in the post*fake sob*, as when we post, we post the value of our lives, within the context of black sandbags*cackles uncomfortably*. Also remember, that you may not be the first black sandbag to cause the causing of a fall for Joe, but you'd better not be the last!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 01, 2023 04:17 PM (PJaTp)

465 Preznit Grandpa needs to be outfitted with knee and elbow pads from now on. And headgear, like those special ed kids who fall down a lot.

Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 04:17 PM (geLO8)

466 Bombshell: Jamie Foxx Left ‘Paralyzed and Blind’ From BLOOD CLOT IN THE BRAIN Suffered After Covid Vaccine
.........

Getting a Covid vaccine in 2023? What a dumbass.
Are they sure it wasn't the three day coke binge?

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 04:17 PM (v0R5T)

467 So, they finally ran out of fake news.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 01, 2023 04:17 PM (P7Eve)

468 He's FINE and popped right back up.

Sounds like one of those weeble wobble things-or whatever they're called. You try to push it over and it comes right back u. "Weeble Wobble" is not a good name or image for a President.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2023 04:17 PM (Keyt1)

469 They always ask you if you've had any recent falls when you go to the ER. I took my 16 year old in for a dislocated elbow, still in most of his football uniform and they asked him, "Have you fallen recently?" He and I looked at each other and laughed. He said, "Um, yeah, everyday multiple times at football." Tech said, "I mean not on purpose." He said, "None were on purpose." She said, "Nevermind, I'm putting no."

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 01, 2023 04:17 PM (U8kCF)

470 Joe couldn't "pop back up" if you fastened rockets to him.

Mate, this man wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through him!

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:17 PM (eOEVl)

471 He stumbled, executed a triple lindy, then saved a baby from being eaten by Trump.
_______
LOL! That is some funny shit right there.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:18 PM (lf83v)

472 Sandbag my ass. The only sandbag action is the constant sandbagging by his lying commie pig handlers about that addlepated stumblefuck jackass. Fuck him and the gravity wave he surfed in on.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 01, 2023 04:18 PM (G9i4R)

473 Commenting on the assassination attempt by The Black Sandbag ........ " I am (now) in control'.

Zombie Alexander Haig

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 01, 2023 04:18 PM (/5Who)

474
Didn't I tell ya? Bidens bounce!

Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 04:18 PM (geLO8)

475 I think that's "So shit and fail", Skipper.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 01, 2023 04:18 PM (Vwz3I)

476 I believe the Soundtrack for that video should be?

Pop goes the Weasel?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2023 04:16 PM


Do not taunt Happy Fun Weasel so close to the MoMe.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2023 04:18 PM (Wnv9h)

477 I keep telling you people it's all part of the metallic orbs plan.

All hail our metallic orb overlords.


Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 04:18 PM (gmo/4)

478 Fit him with a hockey helmet.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 01, 2023 04:18 PM (VdGjU)

479 President Windowlicker.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:18 PM (lf83v)

480 I only pray that the next time he falls his neck lands on the backrest of a chair.

Cue the caisson...

Posted by: JEM at June 01, 2023 04:18 PM (8erNz)

481 Mate, this man wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through him!

Lovely plumage, though.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:19 PM (eOEVl)

482 478 Fit him with a hockey helmet.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 01, 2023 04:18 PM (VdGjU)

What'd a hockey helmet ever do to you?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 01, 2023 04:19 PM (KbCG3)

483 He popped off that stage like it was made of rubber!

So fit and hale!
Posted by: The Media at June 01, 2023 04:15 PM (zwDuR)
........

Like a sack of potatoes!

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 04:19 PM (v0R5T)

484 In the last few weeks Biden has been more angry with reporters, yelling at them even, then his slurring of words and now this fall that should not have happened. Soon he'll be whipping it out on stage and asking anyone in the audience to rub it.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 04:19 PM (to8pj)

485 In Bugs Bunny cartoons, it's "da piece o' resistance."

Posted by: Bud Norton at June 01, 2023 04:19 PM (6cOMd)

486 Pretty slow commenting on the DU thread. Weird. Almost like they don't want to acknowledge it and want it to go away...

Joe is human just like the rest of us. Turtle fell down stairs and took weeks off.

Why the heck was a lumpy sandbag placed on the stage where Biden spoke?! Regardless, if this happened to DjT, he'd have rolled like a beach ball onto the ground and whispered to security men, "Is my hair still there?!"

He's still gonna beat Trump again.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 04:20 PM (JCZqz)

487 Fit him with a hockey helmet.

***

I've thought for years that Joe should be wearing a helmet when he goes outside.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 04:20 PM (wb1YC)

488 Bidens wobble but they don't fall down?

So much for that...

Posted by: JEM at June 01, 2023 04:20 PM (8erNz)

489 Everytime Joe-Joe crashes and burns, Kamala's endorphins must go through the roof.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 01, 2023 04:20 PM (ppBhU)

490 Amuse douche

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 01, 2023 04:20 PM (ELh6/)

491 486 He's still gonna beat Trump again.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 04:20 PM (JCZqz)

=========

This part is very true.

Because Philadelphia has the most secure elections in the world.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 04:20 PM (LvTSG)

492 Joe is human just like the rest of us. Turtle fell down stairs and took weeks off.

I'm happy to do a one for one retirement swap.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:20 PM (eOEVl)

493
Best laugh in days.

Posted by: four seasons at June 01, 2023 04:21 PM (ichPI)

494 Jamie Fox is the type of star who can dictate what he will and will not do on set. I call BS on the clot shot nonsense

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 01, 2023 04:21 PM (flINI)

495 Presidents falling aren't amusing.

Posted by: Chevy Chase, SNL at June 01, 2023 04:21 PM (2EvVa)

496 Biden 2.0 will be fitted with air bags in case of another collision with the erf.


Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 04:21 PM (gmo/4)

497 Everytime Joe-Joe crashes and burns, Kamala's endorphins must go through the roof

***

You should see her husband's pants.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 04:21 PM (wb1YC)

498 Look, the stage lighting was bad. There was a lot of confusing activity on the stage. The sun was in his eyes. He was distracted by the cadet's salute. His cap was too tight. Chaos begets chaos.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:22 PM (lf83v)

499 The triple lindy and then saving a baby from being eaten by Trump has now been banned by the ISU as too dangerous a move and will be penalized in all future ISU sanctioned events.

Posted by: International Skating Union at June 01, 2023 04:22 PM (Vwz3I)

500 Unfortunately there were not major injuries. We aren't winning anything this week.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 01, 2023 04:23 PM (17s+e)

501 Biden has that 2001 astronaut stare.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 01, 2023 04:23 PM (P7Eve)

502 *Laughs nervously*

Posted by: SENATORE John Fetterman at June 01, 2023 04:24 PM (PJaTp)

503 He was distracted by the cadet's salute.



SALUTE THE CADETS!

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 04:24 PM (gmo/4)

504 498 Look, the stage lighting was bad. There was a lot of confusing activity on the stage. The sun was in his eyes. He was distracted by the cadet's salute. His cap was too tight. Chaos begets chaos.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:22 PM (lf83v)

It was raining... a friend came in from out of town...

Posted by: Joliet Jake Blues, Biden Representative at June 01, 2023 04:24 PM (oHd/0)

505
We first have to go through the resistance phase, in which they pretend they're complying, by adopting bs "holistic" measures.

This won't end until the endowment takes serious hits.
Posted by: Archimedes

==========

Yeah, universities gleefully announced the workarounds are some time ago. I still think it will give them some trouble and maybe even change some student body demographics.

As for the endowment, well, that's swelled by rich liberals, so...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2023 04:24 PM (lCaJd)

506 A song for President Grandpa

https://tinyurl.com/yaaahbx8

Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 04:25 PM (geLO8)

507 He did *not* fall. He mis-stepped or alternately it was an extreme MAGA conspiracy. The sandbag stuck out its leg and the stage got all uppity.

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 04:25 PM (3byMq)

508
Jamie Foxx's blindness is a blessing since now he doesn't have to look at the white people caring for him as he declared how he hated all white people.

Except maybe Katie Holmes, who he knocked up.

Then abandoned, along with the kid.

Posted by: Auspex at June 01, 2023 04:25 PM (j4U/Z)

509 They have to dust off that video from 2016 that shows Trump dropping Hillary with a tee-shot and replace it with Joe.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:25 PM (lf83v)

510 492 Joe is human just like the rest of us. Turtle fell down stairs and took weeks off.

I'm happy to do a one for one retirement swap.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:20 PM

So we get what...President Harris and Minority Leader Ernst? I'm not seeing the upside.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 01, 2023 04:25 PM (JCZqz)

511 Or it means " the piece that makes the Resistance POUNCE"

Posted by: Synova at June 01, 2023 04:25 PM (BD/yx)

512 Why the heck was a lumpy sandbag placed on the stage where Biden spoke?!
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I didn't see Senator Fetterman there.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 01, 2023 04:25 PM (Vwz3I)

513 Has the black sandbag been thrown in the gulag yet?

Posted by: ballistic at June 01, 2023 04:26 PM (oXNqT)

514 And remember to keep your disdain, ridicule and mockery levels up. Daily maintenance, y'all.

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 04:26 PM (3byMq)

515 Clearly, a J-6 Black Sandbag.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:27 PM (lf83v)

516 Russian telegram is enjoying this immensely.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 01, 2023 04:27 PM (ssESX)

517 'm happy to do a one for one retirement swap.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:20 PM

So we get what...President Harris and Minority Leader Ernst? I'm not seeing the upside.


Man, there's no making some people happy.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:27 PM (eOEVl)

518
499 The triple lindy and then saving a baby...

Posted by: International Skating Union at June 01, 2023 04:22 PM (Vwz3I)

Yeah, no points for saving babies, just for killing or surgically mutilating them.

Posted by: Auspex at June 01, 2023 04:28 PM (j4U/Z)

519 He's no fun, he fell right over!

Posted by: Nick Danger at June 01, 2023 04:28 PM (sWM8x)

520 and this clown is gonna make it another 17 months ?

don't think so

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2023 04:28 PM (us2H3)

521 Wasn't Jaime Foxx just doing a bunch of eyeglass commercials?
Guess not anymore.

Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 04:29 PM (v0R5T)

522 They're doubling down on the lunacy.

https://tinyurl.com/4rjypdcx

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:29 PM (eOEVl)

523 520 and this clown is gonna make it another 17 months ? don't think so
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I don't think so either.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 01, 2023 04:29 PM (sWM8x)

524 Joe also does that Walter Brennan, "Real McCoys" little jog thing while moving his arms like Walter.


Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 04:30 PM (gmo/4)

525 He's no fun, he fell right over!
Posted by: Nick Dange

That's one of the Firesign Theatre bits I remember. Also, sit in the waiting room or wait in the sitting room.
Six and a half dozen. 78.

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 04:30 PM (3byMq)

526 Diane Feinstein was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:30 PM (lf83v)

527 OT-I think this is hilarious. Douglas Murray's (gay, conservative Englishman) picture response to LBGT etc, etc movement :

https://tinyurl.com/neaeu7tr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2023 04:30 PM (Keyt1)

528 My prediction: The Joetato is going to live out the rest of his life in public housing

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 01, 2023 04:30 PM (flINI)

529 Posted by: Archer
I named that his hustle-trot.

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 04:31 PM (3byMq)

530 Russian telegram is enjoying this immensely.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 01, 2023 04:27 PM (ssESX)

---------

You have to have a kidney of stone not to laugh.

[Stolen from Pixy.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist wand Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 04:31 PM (kxfi3)

531 520 and this clown is gonna make it another 17 months? don't think so


The devil ain't ready to collect his soul quite yet.


Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 04:31 PM (gmo/4)

532 Posted by: Archer
I named that his hustle-trot.


It's sort of a modified Obama pimp-roll.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:32 PM (eOEVl)

533 Sounds like it was left there on purpose by some Trump-era stay-behind. You don't see sandbags too often by lecterns on a dais.

Well at least most are getting it right, saying he tripped. Not like some "media" saying he just "Fell".

Why the hell did they have a sandbag there or at least warn him to watch out for it?!?! 😡

Oh God we'll never see the end of THAT being replayed.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 04:32 PM (JCZqz)

534 The black bag contained Hunter's cocaine.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:33 PM (lf83v)

535 Sounds like it was left there on purpose by some Trump-era stay-behind. You don't see sandbags too often by lecterns on a dais.

You also don't typically see demented, incontinent grifters behind a presidential podium.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:33 PM (eOEVl)

536 Diane Feinstein was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:30 PM (lf83v)


Diane should be in a Capt. Pike beepy chair.

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 04:33 PM (gmo/4)

537 It's sort of a modified Obama pimp-roll.
Posted by: Archimedes

I must have missed that one. Was that SCOAMF acting all a fool shooting hoops?

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 04:34 PM (3byMq)

538 Biden has that 2001 astronaut stare.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 01, 2023 04:23 PM (P7Eve)


Too bad. It was his decis

Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2023 04:34 PM (xhaym)

539 and this clown is gonna make it another 17 months ? don't think so

***

Nonsense. Why, there's minutes left in him.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 04:34 PM (wb1YC)

540 523 520 and this clown is gonna make it another 17 months ? don't think so
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I don't think so either.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 01, 2023 04:29 PM

Who cares about that? The important thing is he'll win reelection in 2024.

Posted by: Deep State and Uniparty at June 01, 2023 04:34 PM (JCZqz)

541 China is warming up their jets right now.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:35 PM (lf83v)

542 Even I have a hard time finding good sandbags these days. Next time Joe, next time.

Posted by: Lucifer at June 01, 2023 04:35 PM (2D+TA)

543 OT-I think this is hilarious. Douglas Murray's (gay, conservative Englishman) picture response to LBGT etc, etc movement :

https://tinyurl.com/neaeu7tr
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Very good!

Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2023 04:35 PM (oiNtH)

544 537 It's sort of a modified Obama pimp-roll.
Posted by: Archimedes

I must have missed that one. Was that SCOAMF acting all a fool shooting hoops?
Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 04:34 PM

Sadly, I don't even think Biden could manage to curl those 15lbs dumbbells Obama was working out with for the cameras.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 01, 2023 04:36 PM (JCZqz)

545 I can't wait to see what DU has to say the next time Joe falls.

I mean...it'll be the exact same thing as this time, but I still can't wait.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 04:36 PM (LvTSG)

546 Sounds like it was left there on purpose by some Trump-era stay-behind. You don't see sandbags too often by lecterns on a dais.
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Ironically enough, it looks like it was to hold the Teleprompter in place.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 01, 2023 04:36 PM (Vwz3I)

547 They're doubling down on the lunacy.

https://tinyurl.com/4rjypdcx
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:29 PM (eOEVl)


At least George won't be treating his body like an amusement park to that issue.

Posted by: Estelle Costanza at June 01, 2023 04:38 PM (ivvNA)

548 I must have missed that one. Was that SCOAMF acting all a fool shooting hoops?
Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 04:34 PM


There was a clip of him walking beside the WH, and he was doing exactly that. dipping his shoulder and making a circle with his arm. I can't find it now.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:38 PM (eOEVl)

549 That brightened my day... so far. Jeering. Got to practice my bronx cheer and jeering.

Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 04:39 PM (3byMq)

550 Need some Melania Trump's "I really don't care do you" jackets.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra & Jade, too. at June 01, 2023 04:40 PM (GshMh)

551 Sounds like it was left there on purpose by some Trump-era stay-behind. You don't see sandbags too often by lecterns on a dais.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 04:32 PM (JCZqz)

======


...and there it is. Trump's fault!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2023 04:40 PM (DRSnL)

552 Protip: leave sandbag on porch in case he shows up.

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2023 04:41 PM (NsyST)

553 and this clown is gonna make it another 17 months ?
I don't think so
Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2023 04:28 PM

I hope not

Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2023 04:41 PM (xhxe8)

554 I can't believe Ace and all of you moron commenters are fixated on one little harmless misstep when there are more important issues and Biden admin success stories to cheer.

*wags his finger disapprovingly*]

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 01, 2023 04:41 PM (k1Qly)

555 Aircraft stairs

The White House lawn

Bicycles

Sandbags


The most diabolical inventions of mass destruction known to man.

Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 04:41 PM (gmo/4)

556 SpaceX's Starlink, the satellite communications service started by billionaire Elon Musk, now has a Department of Defense contract to buy those satellite services for Ukraine, the Pentagon said on Thursday.

Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2023 04:42 PM (RHGPo)

557 Note to self. Don't try that cartwheel shot put move that all the kids are doing to get off stage faster.

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at June 01, 2023 04:42 PM (wlCsd)

558 551 Sounds like it was left there on purpose by some Trump-era stay-behind. You don't see sandbags too often by lecterns on a dais.


...and there it is. Trump's fault!!
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2023 04:40 PM (DRSnL)

I'm sure I'm not far behind.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at June 01, 2023 04:42 PM (JCZqz)

559 Ironically enough, it looks like it was to hold the Teleprompter in place.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 01, 2023 04:36 PM (Vwz3I)

If we see a US President get killed by his teleprompter, it will be the most on-the-nose thing to ever happen in the history of noses, things, or happenings.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2023 04:42 PM (oINRc)

560 AOC : Hit the wall.
FJB: Hit the deck.

Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2023 04:43 PM (NsyST)

561 The worst part is, that sandbag is only kind of in support of Ukraine.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 01, 2023 04:44 PM (KbCG3)

562 What about that bastard Assad and his barrel bombs?!?! Barrel bombs!!!!! Not like those normal bombs I dropped on people in Vietnam...these are made out of BARRELS, so they're somehow much worse.

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at June 01, 2023 04:44 PM (JCZqz)

563 That aide with the clipboard is headed for Alaska.

Posted by: DaveA at June 01, 2023 04:45 PM (FhXTo)

564 Nood polycules!

Posted by: Glenn John at June 01, 2023 04:46 PM (RilAR)

565 Diane should be in a Capt. Pike beepy chair.

Posted by: Archer
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Should be available. McCain is done using it.

Posted by: Puddleglum in Pennsytucky at June 01, 2023 04:46 PM (LUyqH)

566 teleprompter

"now go sit down and try not to fall on your ass"

Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2023 04:47 PM (us2H3)

567 Well, the wife's clear.

@ FLOTUS, 3h
Crown Prince Al Hussein and Princess Rajwa, I am honored to join you in celebrating your wedding.

As you begin your new life together, Joe and I wish you a future full of love, laughter, and good health.

Where was Chuck?

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra & Jade too. at June 01, 2023 04:48 PM (GshMh)

568 it was GO TIME

Posted by: snadbag at June 01, 2023 04:51 PM (us2H3)

569 I actually had a pass-out hard-on and I didn't want to scare the ladies. No joke.

Posted by: Joe BiteMe at June 01, 2023 04:52 PM (kYVzH)

570 Jordan61

Happy Birthday! And many more.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 01, 2023 05:00 PM (u82oZ)

571 *yells at hecklers*
DON'T JUMP!

Posted by: Decrepit Old Man at June 01, 2023 05:11 PM (ssESX)

572 Didn't have a plan to write it up, but we watched the entire AFA ceremony (we have People There) and of course my teeth were gritted for Biden's appearance. Truth of the matter, he got through his speech all right (for Biden), a little slurring and elision but no total boners. The first faux pas is believable, as there may have been a slight change in the program (cadets presented him with a painting), and he started off in the direction of his correct seat.

He did stay for all the handshakes, always a topic of discussion. Toward the end (it's about a thousand handshakes) his salute was looking more like a "Vette wave, and he was holding the hand of the female grads a leetle too long. No hair sniffing, though. I suspected the adderall was slowly wearing off.

Just about the time I figured he'd bluffed out the whole day, he took the dive. It was Arthur Peabody Goodpasture, icing on the cake, whipped cream with a cherry on top.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 01, 2023 05:15 PM (jYCXf)

573 My first thought was to tactical air control. You're lead pilot of the T-birds, shaping up over Pike National for the pass over Eagle's Peak, the most intricately timed flyover in the aerobatics season (has to get the hats in the air), and you get the call "hold on, the President is spread-eagled on the stage and out cold."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 01, 2023 05:16 PM (jYCXf)

574 "[Brandon] . . . appeared to point to a sandbag on the stage that he appeared to trip over."

Or Brandon was pointing at Harvey, the imaginary rabbit.

"When [Brandon] fell, pointed to the black sandbag suggesting that's what he tripped on."

Or he was tripping on Hunter's supply.

Posted by: Bamanarama at June 01, 2023 05:25 PM (uH1aC)

575 "The end is fast approaching."

I don't think we're that lucky, but a man can dream.

Posted by: Mr. Fabulist at June 01, 2023 05:33 PM (7VCus)

576 I have always assumed that pièce de rèsistance meant something so good you can't resist eating it, even though you should resist eating it because it's not good for you. What else could it mean?

Posted by: Ralph at June 01, 2023 06:03 PM (wnTj5)

577 Mickeys Christmas Carol Goofy as the Ghost of Jacob Marley trips down the steps at Scrooges house

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 01, 2023 06:28 PM (wGqjj)

578 When I first came to this here smart military blog I was told there would be no foreign languages.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (ELGBM)




Yo no se

Posted by: Jose your lawn guy at June 01, 2023 07:27 PM (fnmJK)

579 Maybe, "Piece de Resistance" is the main course for which you've resisted stuffing yourself with the preliminary courses???

Posted by: Carlos Rodriguez at June 01, 2023 10:07 PM (RXXK+)

580 More than $15k can be earned online by performing straightforward tasks from home. In the previous month, I got $18376. Even a young child may do this job and make money because it is so simple to complete and has higher pay than typical office occupations. Everyone needs to try this task by using the information on this page. www.Richepay.com

Posted by: Theresa Yates at June 02, 2023 03:21 AM (6qv6g)

581 Fall Gate. Fbi and doj rush in to cover up what you saw really didn’t happen.

Posted by: Keezen at June 02, 2023 07:37 AM (XTpg5)

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