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Biden Falls Again
FLASHBACK: Biden Mocked Trump's Ability to Walk, Claimed Biden's Own Walking Ability Was Streets Ahead
This time at an Air Force Academy graduation.
Before getting to the main dish: Let's start with a coquettish-yet-bold amuse bouche of Biden walking the wrong way off the stage, and having to be guided back to the correct exit:🚨WATCH🚨
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) June 1, 2023
After finishing his speech, President Biden mindlessly wanders in the wrong direction - has to be redirected pic.twitter.com/oedzbAI1mR
Joe Biden falls yet again. pic.twitter.com/WqBF9iLCUr
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) June 1, 2023
President Biden has fallen on stage while handing out diplomas at the Air Force Academy in Colorado. The 80-year-old commander-in-chief stumbled and fell his knees and then got back up during the graduation ceremony in a worrying incident likely to spark more concerns he is too old to run for a second term. He walked away without help and appeared to point to a sandbag on the stage that he appeared to trip over. It is just his latest stumble after he fell up the stairs of Air Force One last year and toppled over on his bike near his Delaware beach house. The pool reporter said: 'POTUS was walking back to his seat when fell. He appeared to have tripped on a black sandbag on the stage. 'When he fell, pointed to the black sandbag suggesting that's what he tripped on'.During PRIDE MONTH, Black Sandbag? DURING PRIDE MONTH?!?! Breaking: Merrick Garland has just sent 40 Angry Democrat Shysters to indict the Black Sandbag. FLASHBACK: When Biden mocked the way Trump walked and claimed that he, Biden, was just aces at walking.
REWIND to Biden mocking Trump at West Point: "Look at how he steps and look at how I step. Watch how I run up ramps and he stumbles down ramps. Come on." pic.twitter.com/U7CL0dBSQA
— Curtis Houck (@CurtisHouck) June 1, 2023
Sandbags are like pride, in that when you are sandbagging, you fill the bag *stifled laughter* with sand, then you take it...and tie it...at the top. Now we also make the bags black, to remind ourselves of how racist this country is and how to combat that, the sand of life must be bagged. Posted by: Kamala Harris
I'm at that age where every doctor's visit begins with the question, "Have you had any falls recently?" Falling once is an accident. Falling multiple times is a pattern and a pretty significant indication that the end is fast approaching. Posted by: RebeccaHYes. Older people cannot take many falls without breaking something that can't be put right again. BTW, there's no real explanation for why pièce de rèsistance means what it does, including in French.
"most important piece or feature," 1831, from French pièce de rèsistance, originally "the most substantial dish in a meal." Literally "piece of resistance;" there seems to be disagreement as to the exact signification.Rèsistance in French means resistance, and opposition, but it also means endurance or stamina. Maybe pièce de rèsistance means the part that endures, that part that stays with you, the part you remember? I dunno. Quelle mystère.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sharkman at June 01, 2023 03:21 PM (glv2F)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:22 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (PLAz9)
Posted by: DJ at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (H5y4s)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: fd at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (DRSnL)
That or they'll just make him use a granny walker with tennis balls on two front legs.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (XoN8V)
If either of those guys ever said a true word they would spontaneously combust.
Posted by: Thatch at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (CJqnD)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (KRtlO)
The accused murderer has spoken to this. He is innocent -shakes head
WTFO?
Posted by: Satans Retards at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (lSSxv)
Posted by: The Deep State, Having An Orgasm! at June 01, 2023 03:24 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 03:24 PM (7NAVD)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2023 03:24 PM (7tCXb)
We have enough comments here already. Comments that got here the proper way. The comments from the prior thread have to go back.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 01, 2023 03:24 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2023 03:24 PM (ncXxy)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2023 03:24 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (9UlRk)
If either of those guys ever said a true word they would spontaneously combust.
Posted by: Thatch at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (CJqnD)
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I've seen a picture of shirtless Hunter.
He is a man without a chest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: weft cut loop at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (QEk58)
Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (m+W/t)
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (gmo/4)
I dunno. Quelle mystère.
Golly, Ace...you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.
Posted by: Taggert at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: kathysaysso at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (PvVvQ)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (Dzf2t)
Posted by: Bosk at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (XoN8V)
Corporal, have that removed!!
Posted by: Captain Stillman at June 01, 2023 03:26 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Captain Stillman at June 01, 2023 03:26 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at June 01, 2023 03:26 PM (7NAVD)
It was black, too, you betcha.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2023 03:26 PM (KRtlO)
That or they'll just make him use a granny walker with tennis balls on two front legs.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM
The tennis balls go on the back legs.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 01, 2023 03:26 PM (ncXxy)
Not all Americans, but so much of the government.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2023 03:26 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: It's me donna"
The sandbag wasn't trying to trip anybody else. Probably made in Russia.
Posted by: fd at June 01, 2023 03:26 PM (iayUP)
Posted by: David Fwench at June 01, 2023 03:26 PM (QEk58)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2023 03:27 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2023 03:24 PM
No one else is as distracted as the President, concerned about Ukraine, immigration, the debt ceiling, saving Democracy, and Pride month. He fell for all of us.
Posted by: KJP at June 01, 2023 03:27 PM (JCZqz)
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"He walked away without help," but did he get up without help?
It's weird how they emphasis him walking without help but not how he actually recovered from the fall with help.
It's almost like even the most mundane of details about stories are massaged in ways to make Democrats look good no matter what.
But that would be crazy talk.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:27 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at June 01, 2023 03:23 PM (PLAz9)
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I was wondering (hoping?) if he'd broken at least one hip...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (30MvH)
Posted by: JROD at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (IlL6s)
I use Newsgard.
Posted by: Tim Pool at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Allen at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (lFLgt)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (gmo/4)
This wicked sleazeball is REALLY making it hard, though.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (JMAcK)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (e4fEA)
I was kinda sad to see that nobody kicked him while he was down.
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (7NAVD)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (Ia9T0)
It's a new record for presidential faceplants.
Posted by: Dark Brandon Strikes Again at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (fiChp)
But that would be crazy talk.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:27 PM (LvTSG)
Insane even.
Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (m+W/t)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Eeyore at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (TgBWG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (YqDXo)
what is that? I don't know any of those words! i know aix is a place-name.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (KRtlO)
[ahem]
Posted by: red speck at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (Ny/Va)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (ELGBM)
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (gmo/4)
Biden to give himself the purple heart
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (QEk58)
Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (m+W/t)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (Xx3pa)
Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 03:25 PM (9UlRk)
; )
Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (30MvH)
Posted by: Prime Sister at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: mikethemoose at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (UyECW)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (e4fEA)
It's real and magnificent.
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (gmo/4)
I'll vote in 2024, but I totally understand why people are just throwing up their hands, bunkering down, and looking after their own.
I'll vote, but I also took a long-range rifle course this past weekend. Because I know what time it is.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (/nCD+)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (ELGBM)
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (7NAVD)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance MSNBC Contributor at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (PiwSw)
He believed he could fly.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (Ia9T0)
Posted by: Ce gars qui pense toujours que ca commence. at June 01, 2023 03:32 PM (2hlEI)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden at June 01, 2023 03:32 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 03:32 PM (m+W/t)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2023 03:32 PM (YqDXo)
You try getting a corpse to look like it's moving around and talking on three injections a day, and see if it don't topple over a couple two three times on you.
Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 03:32 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 01, 2023 03:32 PM (e4fEA)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2023 03:32 PM (ynpvh)
Whatever it takes!
Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (Ia9T0)
You'd think they'd give up on the self-imposed moratorium they enacted under the "nothing funny about" Obama administration. But their idea of big yukks was Alec Baldwin wearing a trumpian wig and screaming a lot.
Posted by: red speck at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (Ny/Va)
Oh and that was quite a fall. I won't be surprised if they hide Biden in a bunker somewhere for a while, to let him heal. That fall probably did some damage. Sadly, not enough damage.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Prime Sister at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (tQL7r)
Yes. I did. That whole family wears cheap, ill fitting clothes. Trash.
Look at the soles of his shoes - rubber.
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (7NAVD)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (QEk58)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: I think the bag is innocent at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (fiChp)
Posted by: Prime Sister at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM (tQL7r)
Not even the best tailor on Earth can get a suit to properly hang from a flaccid, desiccated corpse.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (/nCD+)
Old Fuck Stain.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (7tCXb)
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (7NAVD)
Posted by: Air Force Academy DEI Dept at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (Xx3pa)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (eOEVl)
A Hover round
Posted by: It's me donna at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (bs+z0)
Posted by: Javems at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (zZu0s)
At least his excuse was playing football in the 1920's with a leather helmet. What's Sniffy Joe's exuse?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (ynpvh)
what is that? I don't know any of those words! i know aix is a place-name.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (KRtlO)
It's my fake rhyming French for "I dunno": "Aix de neau."
Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (30MvH)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
I'm convinced he has an auto-IV pasted to his lower back full of all sorts of chems.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (QEk58)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (ELGBM)
Ace's étudiant de français phase has been going for quite a few years now. Though it's waned a bit from its peak.
Posted by: Sjg at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (Lstct)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (Ia9T0)
That ain't no mosh! Depends leak! Depends leak!!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: garrett at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (7NAVD)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Voter theater. at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (/5Who)
They have to hide a lot of non-OEM plumbing off of him. It would be more obvious with a properly tailored suit.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Eeyore at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (TgBWG)
For some reason this made me totally laugh. LOL!
Posted by: Max Power at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance MSNBC Contributor at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (2hlEI)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 03:33 PM (eOEVl)
My MIL never used the one I got her, God rest her soul. Maybe I can donate it to Bidet.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (ynpvh)
what is that? I don't know any of those words! i know aix is a place-name.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (KRtlO)
It's my fake rhyming French for "I dunno": "Aix de neau."
Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (30MvH)
Ahhh. Inspector Clouseau French.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (zZu0s)
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Exactly! I've been saying this for years. Decades maybe.
Posted by: Joe Biden's Teleprompter at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (Xx3pa)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (gCIuO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Regular joe at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (nnp+f)
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (gf7Ez)
Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (m+W/t)
Hang, not hide.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: I think the bag is innocent at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (fiChp)
The sandbag can't breathe...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (ynpvh)
Yeah, I know she's lazy as s***, and doesn't want the job, but Kamala Harris would be a disaster as a candidate, and the only way the D's can replace Kamala is to replace her with another black woman.
Big Mike is the only plausible replacement.
And besides, every AWFL in America will vote for her.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (Ia9T0)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 01, 2023 03:35 PM (NpAcC)
*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
Posted by: Pride at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (fiChp)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 01, 2023 03:37 PM (PJaTp)
Posted by: Jill Biden at June 01, 2023 03:37 PM (7NAVD)
Posted by: trev006 at June 01, 2023 03:37 PM (FWpta)
Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2023 03:37 PM (RHGPo)
A Hover round
Posted by: It's me donna
Takes me where I wanna go...
https://youtu.be/_hjoh_NrDJY
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2023 03:37 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Mike at June 01, 2023 03:37 PM (Z3jXx)
Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 03:38 PM (m+W/t)
Posted by: Traitor democrats, Raping, Trafficking and Mutilating the Children They Cannot Kill at June 01, 2023 03:38 PM (0q+t6)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 01, 2023 03:38 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2023 03:38 PM (gCIuO)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance MSNBC Contributor at June 01, 2023 03:31 PM
In an extremist-fueled continuation of the Jan 6th coup, military leaders at the US Air Force Academy attempted to assassinate President Joe Biden today, as they failed to catch him as he completed his remarks by stage diving into his adoring fans. The treasonous officers involved, and the co-conspirator mastermind, disgraced former President Donald Trump, will be convicted in a Manhattan court later this month.
Posted by: KJP at June 01, 2023 03:38 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Voter theater. at June 01, 2023 03:38 PM (/5Who)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 01, 2023 03:38 PM (VdGjU)
They need to cut his schedule back to Tuesday-Wednesday, and have him spend the rest of his time in Delaware getting the drugs and the blood transfusions.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 01, 2023 03:38 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Pride at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (fiChp)
Too late, Pride. Now, go clean up your mess.
Posted by: The Fall at June 01, 2023 03:38 PM (Angsy)
Right To Bear Arms While on Crack
So we have Hunty seeking to support the Constitution now.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2023 03:38 PM (xhaym)
Big Mike is the only plausible replacement.
And besides, every AWFL in America will vote for her.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (2tUFv)
Um, guys. I'm right here...
Posted by: Oprah at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (/nCD+)
This is what one guy says:
'Les bains' means baths and I believe 'Aix' essentially means water.
I can think of three towns called 'Aix': Aix-les-bains, Aix-en-Provence, and Aix-la-Chapelle (which is more commonly known as Aachen, since it's located in modern Germany).
According to a site I found about Aix-en-Provence, the name Aix derives from Aquae Sextiae, les eaux de Sextius (the waters of Sextius). It's similar in a way, then, to places like Chaudes Aigues, which is also a spa town (and perhaps to Tunbridge Wells in the UK). The modern French word for water, eau, isn't too dissimilar.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (2tUFv)
Not even. She's not risking the tumbrils just to pretend she can clean up Sleepy Joe's shit. Hillary might, but not Moochelle.
Posted by: trev006 at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (FWpta)
Posted by: Pride at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (fiChp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (Ia9T0)
Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (QEk58)
Posted by: 496 at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (Gpu6T)
Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 03:40 PM (m+W/t)
Posted by: Gerald Ford at June 01, 2023 03:40 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: The PUNisher at June 01, 2023 03:40 PM (5Al3g)
Posted by: PaleRider at June 01, 2023 03:40 PM (3cGpq)
Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 03:40 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (RHGPo)
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The tarmac where he hugged Obama would be a more appropriate place about how he got where he is today, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:40 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2023 03:40 PM (gCIuO)
Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (RHGPo)
My girders can't take it!!
Posted by: The Bridge What Got Him Where He Is Today at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (/nCD+)
Posted by: Joey Biden, a character on Seinfeld known for his Olditude at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (KRtlO)
I hope that hurt, a lot. And I hope Johnny Bench and Richard Petty step in to prohibit, nay outlaw, any Blue Emu shipments to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (RHGPo)
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The tarmac where he hugged Obama would be a more appropriate place about how he got where he is today, to be honest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:40 PM (LvTSG)
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Beat me to it . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (iFTx/)
Big Mike is the only plausible replacement.
And besides, every AWFL in America will vote for her.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM (2tUFv)
Um, guys. I'm right here...
Posted by: Oprah at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (/nCD+)
Oprah/Goldberg 2024: Vote for the Whales!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (ynpvh)
Three times is a problem.
And yet, SNL will have nothing whatever to say about Biden's falls. Ford was an athlete.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (2tUFv)
How would KJP respond if asked if the frail old man is alright?
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (VdGjU)
Joe Biden To Have His Mick Removed As Xhe Becomes The First Transgender Woman President
Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (RHGPo)
Huh? He's going all the way to Alaska to announce his grift party?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Grape Juice Plus at June 01, 2023 03:42 PM (ufJfM)
Posted by: Eromero at June 01, 2023 03:42 PM (z3WCn)
The order has gone out to sandbag bag makers: "Get those lines making PRIDE bags up and running! We've got twenty-nine days to correct this disaster!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2023 03:42 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Stage managers/crew use them to keep cords and other stage stuff from blowing around or otherwise getting in the way.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 03:42 PM (QEk58)
complaining about SNL not being funny is like complaining about MTV not playing videos. They changed their programming strategy a long, long time ago.
Posted by: Joey Biden, a character on Seinfeld known for his Olditude at June 01, 2023 03:42 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:42 PM (30MvH)
The New York oligarchs absolutely depended on the illusion of legitimacy to rule. That's gone now.
Dimon in the rough.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2023 03:42 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 01, 2023 03:42 PM (PJaTp)
Posted by: RebeccaH at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (JI6AV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:40 PM (LvTSG)
__________
Beat me to it . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (iFTx/)
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It is just so weird how conservative heroes just end up completely undercutting themselves in the most obvious and predictable of ways. Seriously...don't hug Obama. Don't go all squishy on immigration when you have the aura of a conservative fighter. Don't veto the tranny in sports bill.
You have legal scruples or you do actually think that open borders are great? Fine. You should know that the base is going to react poorly, though, and that your higher ambitions are about to collapse completely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (1c1cO)
Why was there a sandbag on the stage?
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Shrillary was having another "bollard moment"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (QE
I get the snark and don't necessarily disagree but Kamala is worse than Biden if you can believe that.
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (TR3i7)
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (Hudry)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 01, 2023 03:38 PM (gCIuO)
To keep things on stage from falling over.
It's like raaaaaaaaaaaain
Posted by: Sjg at June 01, 2023 03:44 PM (Lstct)
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 03:44 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (QE
I get the snark and don't necessarily disagree but Kamala is worse than Biden if you can believe that.
Posted by: polynikes at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (MNhXM)
She's willing to get down on her knees to get the job done.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2023 03:44 PM (ynpvh)
Three times is a problem.
And yet, SNL will have nothing whatever to say about Biden's falls. Ford was an athlete.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (eOEVl)
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An EXCEPTIONAL athlete. And still SNL and the rest of the media made fun of him. It's almost like the fix was in against conservatives even then . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 03:44 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Kamala at June 01, 2023 03:44 PM (m+W/t)
Yeah, I know she's lazy as s***, and doesn't want the job,
Big Mike is the only plausible replacement. And besides, every AWFL in America will vote for her.
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 01, 2023 03:36 PM
I used to think that, too, but what the hell does Biden do? How busy, and working, is he? As President, you have an entire bureaucracy to delegate to, many of whom are EAGER to do more "work". First female president, travel the world meeting "interesting Italians", universally beloved by the press...it's a hard sell to pass up.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 01, 2023 03:44 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 01, 2023 03:44 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2023 03:42 PM (63Dwl)
The irony is damn near cosmic in that Jared Kushner was far more reliable, and ultimately successful, in his diplomatic efforts than any of the Mayflower types working for State or CIA.
Posted by: trev006 at June 01, 2023 03:44 PM (FWpta)
Joepedo sings:
Purple haze, all in my brain
Dementia, makes me look insane
Stage is flat, all around
'Scuse me, while I kiss the ground
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (Bd6X8)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (Hudry)
Fucking tard-and-a-half would probably pick one up and start chewing on it...
Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Joe, who is certified by my personal doctor as being fully capable of doing POTUS work-stuff, dammit at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 03:34 PM (QEk5
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Sounds like "Bane" from Batman...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (YIVH2)
Posted by: Kamel Toe at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (PJaTp)
Posted by: Voter theater. at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (/5Who)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (30MvH)
Out: George Washington Slept Here
In: Joe Biden Fell Down Here
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (MoZTd)
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Speaking of George Washington...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: polynikes
There's nothing in the 25th that doesn't prevent removing both from office, just sayin'.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (QEk58)
Out: George Washington Slept Here
In: Joe Biden Fell Down Here
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (MoZTd)
I thought they did that on Google Maps for where he had his bicycle incident...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (eOEVl)
Weird that SNL won't cover this, especially considering Biden told us he was an All-American football player at Delaware.
Posted by: The Bridge What Got Him Where He Is Today at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (/nCD+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
......
To keep his squirts from leaking into the crowd?
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (v0R5T)
twice
Ford attended the University of Michigan, where he played center, linebacker, and long snapper for the school's football team[18] and helped the Wolverines to two undefeated seasons and national titles in 1932 and 1933.
Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 03:46 PM (geLO8)
She will lie with disdain, like always.
Posted by: DJ at June 01, 2023 03:46 PM (H5y4s)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 01, 2023 03:46 PM (/nCD+)
Posted by: Summer at June 01, 2023 03:46 PM (tuOVP)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (TR3i7)
That would be hilarious and a menace. The old pervert would be chasing tween girls all over DX.
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 01, 2023 03:46 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Marooned at June 01, 2023 03:46 PM (kt8QE)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at June 01, 2023 03:46 PM (H/Sjs)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 03:46 PM (ZLI7S)
When preparing a stage for an older person to speak and then traverse, one would think tripping hazards would be removed.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (yEK4M)
In: Joe Biden Fell Down Here
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
OK I laughed out loud at this
well done
Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: InZona at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (xckwd)
WE HAVE A WINNAH!
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (lf83v)
https://is.gd/laGLmT
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (Cus5s)
Is that Kamala's code name?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (Ia9T0)
No, former second baseman for the Chitcago Cubs. Pretty good player, but his stats were way inflated by playing in Wrigley.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (1c1cO)
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Marooned at June 01, 2023 03:46 PM (kt8QE)
ewwwww
Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (30MvH)
Posted by: weew at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (/uwTS)
This is Captain America calling
I bailed you out when you were down on your knees
So will you catch me now I'm falling
Help me now I'm calling you
Catch me now I'm falling
I'm in your hands, it's up to you
Catch me now, I'm falling
https://tinyurl.com/2ts385sz
Posted by: A Provocative Parade Of Perverts! at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (2tUFv)
To quote DJT: What have you got to lose?
Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
Look, it graduated and deserved to be there just as much as the humans.
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (H/Sjs)
Posted by: sharksauce at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (l6DYb)
Weird that SNL won't cover this, especially considering Biden told us he was an All-American football player at Delaware.
Posted by: The Bridge What Got Him Where He Is Today at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (/nCD+)
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That's like talking about the tallest building in Possum Snot, Kentucky.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (JCZqz)
He shoulda known better than to come at me like that in front of my flyboys. They remember when I killed Manfred von Richthofen, and I was flying a doghouse back then. I wasn't about to back down from a bag of Black Russian sand. Not on their big day. Democrats act when the people have spoken.
So I came back and killed him with a shotgun, right after that clip ended. Then the cadets named me their Sky King, and I gave a few of them some leg-hair clippings as a memento of my heroic deeds. Word as a Brandon.
Posted by: Brandon at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (oINRc)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 03:41 PM (iFTx/)
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It is just so weird how conservative heroes just end up completely undercutting themselves in the most obvious and predictable of ways. Seriously...don't hug Obama. Don't go all squishy on immigration when you have the aura of a conservative fighter. Don't veto the tranny in sports bill.
You have legal scruples or you do actually think that open borders are great? Fine. You should know that the base is going to react poorly, though, and that your higher ambitions are about to collapse completely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (LvTSG)
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We aren't dealing with the sharpest tools in the shed. But more seriously, I don't think they are surprised at their base's reaction. It's just that they want the corruption and graft even more. That was certainly true in Noem's case. She chose NCAA big bucks over the girls in her state.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (lf83v)
Beau is a Fwench word.
Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (30MvH)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (lz5hY)
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (Hudry)
Posted by: Black Sandbag #046 at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (PJaTp)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: weew at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (/uwTS)
Not disarming at all.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 01, 2023 03:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: The Media! at June 01, 2023 03:49 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Minuteman at June 01, 2023 03:49 PM (BboDw)
Posted by: Voter theater. at June 01, 2023 03:49 PM (/5Who)
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at June 01, 2023 03:49 PM (OgrpQ)
______________
According to the Doctrine of White Privilege, yes.
Yes, it was.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 03:49 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Kalel666 at June 01, 2023 03:49 PM (qetLZ)
or the judge in the twitter/media censorship thing is.
checkout the action in today's hearing. the govt basically admitted they could censor any free speech, "it depends"
Posted by: sockamster, gator at June 01, 2023 03:50 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:28 PM (30MvH)
Aix de neau is a good variety for making cider and Calvados, but it is considered too sweet if the year is not dry enough, and it is susceptible to scab on alkaline soil.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2023 03:50 PM (xhaym)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2MuSa1JXJyc
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 01, 2023 03:50 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2023 03:50 PM (63Dwl)
He was 6 foot 8
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)
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Weighed a fucking ton.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 01, 2023 03:50 PM (2hlEI)
Posted by: Auspex at June 01, 2023 03:50 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 01, 2023 03:50 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 01, 2023 03:50 PM (PiwSw)
Why can't they equip Biden with a powered exoskeleton like Hilary's?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 01, 2023 03:50 PM (PL6Pg)
He was 6 foot 8
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Weighed a fucking ton
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 01, 2023 03:51 PM (/nCD+)
Posted by: polynikes
Kamala would do random shiite. like make a zulu chant the national anthem, pot then national flower, bukkake the national sport...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2023 03:51 PM (XoN8V)
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Wait. Just how, exactly, are they walking out of working at home?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 01, 2023 03:51 PM (FVME7)
And for that matter why is a sandbag on stage at a naval academy graduation? I'm assuming this is something that happens fairly regularly, yes? It's not like they're a state fair outside Bumfuk, Kansas.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 03:51 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 03:51 PM (C/I56)
He shoulda known better than to come at me like that in front of my flyboys. They remember when I killed Manfred von Richthofen, and I was flying a doghouse back then. I wasn't about to back down from a bag of Black Russian sand. Not on their big day. Democrats act when the people have spoken.
So I came back and killed him with a shotgun, right after that clip ended. Then the cadets named me their Sky King, and I gave a few of them some leg-hair clippings as a memento of my heroic deeds. Word as a Brandon.
Posted by: Brandon at June 01, 2023 03:48 PM (oINRc)
An instant LMFAO HQ Classic.
Posted by: Voter theater. at June 01, 2023 03:51 PM (/5Who)
Posted by: The Fetterman Center of Excellence at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (lf83v)
George Washington...
He was 6 foot 8
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 03:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Weighed a fucking ton
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 01, 2023 03:51 PM (/nCD+)
_________
Kilt a ba'ar with his bare hands.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Kalel666 at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (qetLZ)
Charles Guiteau
Leon Czolgosz
Lee Harvey Oswald
Black Sandbag
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 03:47 PM (gmo/4)
Scratch LHO from that list, insert the CIA.
Unless you subscribe to the belief it was the secret service guy in the car behind.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (1c1cO)
Posted by: gp Isn't A Core Piece at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (TR3i7)
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Call Today! 888-850-2363
It's Phree!!!!!!! Phree!!!! Phreeeeee!!!
Posted by: Hoveround, Inc. at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (7tCXb)
Joe Stumbles?
There's something here...gotta bounce it off my Rallies in Iowa tonight to test 'em out.
Posted by: DJT in the writers room at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Kamala at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (m+W/t)
How about the thing that defies resistance? It's just that good that you can't say no.
Posted by: No Name Today at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (vlXMQ)
Posted by: KJP's Binder at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (LPkjK)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 01, 2023 03:51 PM (/nCD+)
And made of rad-ia-tion!
Posted by: Thrawn at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (H/Sjs)
it endures the fires that burn out evil ... like the Terminator when all the flesh is burned off ... except more positive. Enduring the resistance?
Posted by: illiniwek at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (RIvkX)
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Pence is such a brave man.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (Hudry)
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Wait. Just how, exactly, are they walking out of working at home?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 01, 2023 03:51 PM (FVME7)
Amazon Employees Not Walking In Following Company’s Decision to Eliminate Remote Work
Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (53oGX)
-The RNC
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:53 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2023 03:53 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 03:53 PM (geLO8)
This is a new analogy. I like it.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 03:53 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:53 PM (30MvH)
Good let those shitstains walk. There are no jobs for them. Enjoy living in your rank cardboard box under the overpass.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 03:53 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:53 PM (KRtlO)
Pence is such a brave man.
Posted by: Puddinhead at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (Hudry)
__________
Bearer of the torch at noon.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 03:53 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: John Fetterman at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (vwCZJ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2023 03:53 PM (lf83v)
MAGA Floor!
Posted by: Inogame at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 01, 2023 03:51 PM (/nCD+)
And made of rad-ia-tion!
Posted by: Thrawn at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (Rl7KJ)
He saved the children, but not the British children!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (/nCD+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (QEk58)
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Don't tease me bro!
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (C/I56)
Posted by: DJ at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (H5y4s)
Posted by: ... at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (m+W/t)
who's there?
joe biden fell
Joe biden fell who?
Joe biden fell and broke his hip and now it's gone septic.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:53 PM (KRtlO)
======
And the tags are perfect.
*chef's kiss*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 03:55 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 01, 2023 03:55 PM (/nCD+)
Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:53 PM (30MvH)
Nevermind.
Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:55 PM (30MvH)
Posted by: The Media! at June 01, 2023 03:55 PM (2tUFv)
now i feel sadz
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 01, 2023 03:55 PM (B1FKF)
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Pulled to his feet by others like an inebriated college student on a bender.
Posted by: scampydog at June 01, 2023 03:55 PM (2bFN5)
Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2023 03:55 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 03:55 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Voter theater.
Hoveround One
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 01, 2023 03:55 PM (OX9vb)
And a male underwear model.
But don't tell that to Pervert Joe or he'll start hanging sack everytime he goes out in public instead of 'on occasion'.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2023 03:56 PM (XoN8V)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 01, 2023 03:56 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Deseret Rebel at June 01, 2023 03:56 PM (PJaTp)
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (KRtlO)
The wine is called Chateau Latour, Chateau means "cats' water" but it is just a joke, cat's water has a much sharper taste and aroma.
Top you up?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2023 03:56 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2023 03:56 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Unkaren at June 01, 2023 03:56 PM (LPkjK)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 03:57 PM (k7EeR)
They do know that the tech job market has changed a leetle bit, right?
Posted by: The Media! at June 01, 2023 03:57 PM (2tUFv)
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Wait. Just how, exactly, are they walking out of working at home?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 01, 2023 03:51 PM (FVME7)
LOL. They've walked from the couch to the kitchen?
Posted by: LASue at June 01, 2023 03:57 PM (Ed8Zd)
Welp, this means The Handlers will restrict Joe's appearances off White House grounds still more, and ensure all areas he is not supposed go into are roped-off.
Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2023 03:55 PM (AMIL/)
_____________
Getting Brezhnev to the top of the Kremlin Wall for the parade took a lot of planning and special equipment.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 03:57 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 03:57 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:39 PM (KRtlO)
The wine is called Chateau Latour, Chateau means "cats' water" but it is just a joke, cat's water has a much sharper taste and aroma.
Top you up?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2023 03:56 PM (xhaym)
LOL
Posted by: m at June 01, 2023 03:57 PM (30MvH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 01, 2023 03:58 PM (YqDXo)
Unless you subscribe to the belief it was the secret service guy in the car behind.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (1c1cO)
Imagine thinking the CIA was competent. I must've missed the part where they tried giving JFK an exploding cigar.
Posted by: Sjg at June 01, 2023 03:58 PM (Lstct)
Posted by: Lamppost Engraver at June 01, 2023 03:58 PM (ufFY8)
__________
Listen, pal. It ain't as easy as you *thud*
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2023 03:58 PM (lf83v)
And to think, we used to laugh at the Soviet gerontocracy.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 03:58 PM (eOEVl)
They do know that the tech job market has changed a leetle bit, right
___________
"Ha! I can get another job in days. Wait a minute...."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 03:58 PM (MoZTd)
He's a mess.
Posted by: pawn at June 01, 2023 03:59 PM (kYVzH)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 01, 2023 03:59 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Unkaren at June 01, 2023 03:56 PM (LPkjK)
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Yes.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2023 03:59 PM (DRSnL)
Forgotten 80s Disco Mystery Click: From the Garrett Collection
Based, I think, on a sixties song it samples from: Smile for a while and let's be jolly/Love shouldn't be so melancholy/Come along and share the good times while we can
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What do you mean "I think"?!?!?!
https://youtu.be/2-eclUz-RYI
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 01, 2023 03:59 PM (Dzf2t)
Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at June 01, 2023 03:52 PM (H/Sjs)
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This would explain the permanent ankle-cam attached to Queen LeBron.
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 03:59 PM (C/I56)
Joe biden fell and broke his hip and now it's gone septic.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (KRtlO)
I love Cruel Ace not just 'cause it's Pride Century.
Posted by: Auspex at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (Zvtjl)
The black sandbag is perfect for the Ministry of Silly Walks.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (ufFY8)
Add in a banana peel. MAGA hat. Something.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (z/ifB)
Goober likes War! . A lot.
Posted by: Voter theater. at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (/5Who)
Posted by: The Media! at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (to8pj)
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He should have went with the David Byrne impression that Hillary did when they tossed her into a van a few years back.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Corn Pop at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (us2H3)
Joe Biden To Have His Mick Removed To Become The First Transgender Woman President
Lets Go Brandy
Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (RHGPo)
Bunch of MAGA bigots!
Posted by: Black Sandbag #046 at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (PJaTp)
Joe biden fell and broke his hip and now it's gone septic.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (KRtlO
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I thought it was break your hip and fall.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 04:01 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 01, 2023 03:59 PM (B1FKF)
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They could easily install Hunter in 2024.
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 04:01 PM (C/I56)
She probably shouldn't have said "Cha-CHING" out loud, though.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:01 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Eeyore at June 01, 2023 03:29 PM (TgBWG)
Didn't Bob Dole do that at one point?
(This comment seems like it should serve as the into to a Bob Dole boner pill joke, but I can't quite find it).
Posted by: a.moron at June 01, 2023 04:01 PM (tu3iY)
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You know, after three guys helped him stand up and saw to it that he wasn't seriously hurt.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 01, 2023 04:01 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 04:02 PM (ZLI7S)
Joe biden fell and broke his hip and now it's gone septic.
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (KRtlO
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I thought it was break your hip and fall.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 01, 2023 04:01 PM (MoZTd)
His hip is the only thing about him that still works, apparently.
To the detriment of us all.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 01, 2023 04:02 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: a.moron at June 01, 2023 04:01 PM (tu3iY)
Bob Dole gets up far more than Bob Dole gets down.
Bob Dole.
Posted by: Bob Dole (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 04:02 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Joe Geritol at June 01, 2023 04:02 PM (AMIL/)
They do know that the tech job market has changed a leetle bit, right?
Posted by: The Media! at June 01, 2023 03:57 PM (2tUFv)
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There are like a million openings at Twitter now. They'll be fine.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2023 04:02 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2023 04:02 PM (xhxe8)
Posted by: Thrawn at June 01, 2023 04:02 PM (Rl7KJ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 04:02 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: MJ at June 01, 2023 04:03 PM (zwDuR)
Posted by: Brandon at June 01, 2023 04:03 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Voter theater. at June 01, 2023 04:03 PM (/5Who)
Well yes, historically there has been no shortage of dickheads lying about Donald Trump. Some have even occupied high position within the Republican Party. The "Trump Curse" has been known to hit luminaries as high as Megyn Kelly and Jeff Flake, to dip as low as Kathy Griffith.
This has been another Recent History lesson.
Posted by: trev006 at June 01, 2023 04:03 PM (FWpta)
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Bob Dole didn't fall down because he had a kickstand.
Bob Dole.
Kickstand.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:03 PM (lf83v)
(This comment seems like it should serve as the into to a Bob Dole boner pill joke, but I can't quite find it).
Posted by: a.moron at June 01, 2023 04:01 PM (tu3iY)
When Bob Dole falls down, Bob Dole knows what can get Bob Dole upright again.
Posted by: Bob Dole at June 01, 2023 04:03 PM (fiChp)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:03 PM (eOEVl)
Stop it.
You are such a tease.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian
Give Pervy Joe a medicine ball to carry around as a feat of strength and it will ensure his hips break causing the fall.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2023 04:03 PM (XoN8V)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at June 01, 2023 04:03 PM (6PPdb)
Posted by: The Media! at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (2tUFv)
Posted by: MJ at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (zwDuR)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (QEk58)
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just icing on the cake.
these people need comeuppance.
Posted by: sockamster, gator at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (lf83v)
https://tinyurl.com/Foxxvid
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (/nCD+)
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2023 04:02 PM (xhxe
holding down the teleprompter
Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (us2H3)
There are like a million openings at Twitter now. They'll be fine.
Yeah, and as we all know, Elon's all about letting you work from home, or whatever you feel is right.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:05 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: JT at June 01, 2023 04:05 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 04:05 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Brandon at June 01, 2023 04:03 PM (us2H3)
Because the only way you can fuck is up.
Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 04:05 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: The Media! at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM (2tUFv)
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I wonder what the British bookie betting lines are for the Dead Pool as far as Jimmy Carter vs. F. Joe?
I imagine the odds on Joe took a fall today ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 04:05 PM (C/I56)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 03:45 PM (QEk5
And this is how Janet Yellen becomse President, you know.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2023 04:05 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 04:05 PM (gmo/4)
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In other words, the DNC Headquarters.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:05 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 03:54 PM (KRtlO)
I love Cruel Ace not just 'cause it's Pride Century.
Posted by: Auspex at June 01, 2023 04:00 PM
Cruel ace is best ace.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2023 04:05 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2023 04:05 PM (DRSnL)
And God responded, "You weren't at the beach. You just saw an episode of Matlock set in California. Now take your Brain Pills and stop babbling."
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 04:05 PM (KRtlO)
"Joe is old but he still knows how to get stuff done. He took over a country in shambles and is restoring America to greatness."
Their handle is "Space Oddity". If that's not satire, they're certainly off in their own world-far, far, away
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2023 04:06 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:06 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 04:06 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2023 04:06 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 01, 2023 04:06 PM (PJaTp)
And former Soros DA Chesa Boudin has a job at Berkeley.
Posted by: The Media! at June 01, 2023 04:06 PM (2tUFv)
Lori Lightfooooot just got tenure at harvard.
so, this is well deserved and not a bribe or a continuing criminal enterprise rewarding its own
Posted by: sockamster, gator at June 01, 2023 04:06 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 01, 2023 04:06 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: UwU_Power at June 01, 2023 04:07 PM (3kWw+)
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2023 04:02 PM
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In case F. Joe sharted up a storm.
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist and Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 04:07 PM (N4r5Y)
Posted by: sockamster, gator at June 01, 2023 04:07 PM (MLrvz)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (lf83v)
Jill's in Jordan at a wedding reception wearing a god-awful gown.
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 04:07 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2023 04:07 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: ace at June 01, 2023 04:07 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (geLO
Well she *does* head up the Kerbal Space Program.
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 01, 2023 04:07 PM (AiZBA)
https://tinyurl.com/Foxxvid
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (/nCD+)
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Wow. Also, AJ Benza has a supremely punchable face.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2023 04:08 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2023 04:08 PM (cUYo/)
However, expiring minds know Dr Jill had the black sandbag placed there to trip Joe as payback for sniffing strange hair,
Posted by: Voter theater. at June 01, 2023 04:08 PM (/5Who)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 01, 2023 04:08 PM (k7EeR)
And off you go, into the wiley blues yonder.
Don't jump.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2023 04:08 PM (lf83v)
I dunno. Quelle mystère.
Posted by: Ace at 03:21 PM
I would guess that it is a reference to the French Revolution, where ONLY the last thing on the Menu... ie... Napoleon, mattered in the end.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2023 04:08 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: JT at June 01, 2023 04:09 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Napoleon XIV at June 01, 2023 04:07 PM (AiZBA)
I snorfled.
Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 04:09 PM (9UlRk)
President Biden just pulled us back from the brink, protecting critical investments and defending our growing economy...(blah blah, blah)...And that's what really matters.
That will be Fox's leading story tonight. We'll never hear the end of this.
I’m sure the video will be run 24/7.
Trump is probably drooling.
Who really gives a flying fuck? Just more right wing fodder. I tripped over my cat last week, that didn't make the news. They'll have him morphed into Gerald R. Ford by midnight tonight but the fact he was so bouncy right after the fall is great news.
It is what it is. He's FINE and popped right back up. People trip every day and some don't get back up. The trolls and RW shit birds are out in full force rejoicing but again: happens to the best of us and simply is a nothing burger IMO
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 04:09 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: RebeccaH at June 01, 2023 03:43 PM (JI6AV)
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RebeccaH, mighty pleased that you are still with us though it's been a long time between comments.
Posted by: President Select Decaf at June 01, 2023 04:09 PM (3JfbU)
Lori Lightfoot lands teaching gig at Harvard after leaving office
And former Soros DA Chesa Boudin has a job at Berkeley.
Posted by: The Media!
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I have a theory that lefty universities (BIRM) are loading up with as much leftyism as they can in advance of SCOTUT's imminent shoot-down of race-based admissions policies.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2023 04:09 PM (lCaJd)
And off you go, into the wiley blues yonder.
Don't jump.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 01, 2023 04:08 PM (lf83v)
/Looks really angry at Biden...
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius, on his ACME Rocket at June 01, 2023 04:09 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: Ripley at June 01, 2023 04:08 PM (cUYo/)
Look at the bones!
Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at June 01, 2023 04:10 PM (PiwSw)
I find that hard to believe. Tenure takes time, even at a left wing indoctrination center. That she's teaching there wouldn't suprise me, however.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2023 04:10 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at June 01, 2023 04:10 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: President Select Decaf at June 01, 2023 04:11 PM (3JfbU)
Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 04:11 PM (KRe1G)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 04:09 PM (JCZqz)
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Please keep these things coming! I'm always wondering how on earth they defend it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2023 04:11 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 04:09 PM (JCZqz)
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"Popped right back up." LOL.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2023 04:11 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (geLO
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What's she teaching, hair design and cosmetology?
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 04:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 04:09 PM (JCZqz)
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Ah...he didn't pop back up. He was helped up.
Now, into the archives to see their reaction to Trump walking slowly down a ramp!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 04:11 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 01, 2023 04:11 PM (flINI)
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Imagine going to class in the morning hungover as hell and walking in the first thing you hear is "What has it got in its nasty little pocketses?"
Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (wb1YC)
Possibly, but it'll be awhile. We first have to go through the resistance phase, in which they pretend they're complying, by adopting bs "holistic" measures.
This won't end until the endowment takes serious hits.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (eOEVl)
I find that hard to believe. Tenure takes time, even at a left wing indoctrination center. That she's teaching there wouldn't suprise me, however.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Ooh, there's a critical eye. She doubtless got a teaching gig, but tenure is another matter.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (lCaJd)
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Someone thinks Biden has more spring in him than Ford when he "fell"?
Ford didn't actually hit the ground iirc. how dumb.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (z/ifB)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 01, 2023 04:11 PM (flINI)
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Correction... The Joetato DID NOT get back up. He needed assistance
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (VdGjU)
Dolts.
He was propped, propped back up. Not popped. Propped back up.
Shhhhsh.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (XoN8V)
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Someone thinks Biden has more spring in him than Ford when he "fell"?
Ford didn't actually hit the ground iirc. how dumb.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (z/ifB)
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Also, they don't seem to acknowledge that he's fallen before. Weird, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 01, 2023 04:06 PM
Posted by: The Real Kamala Harris at June 01, 2023 04:13 PM (JCZqz)
"It is what it is. It was going to pass."
W.E.A.K.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (to8pj)
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He's not wrong.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2023 04:13 PM (DRSnL)
Wut? He tried to get up, couldn't, then had to helped up. They have a funny definition of, "popped right back up."
Posted by: bonhomme at June 01, 2023 04:13 PM (KRe1G)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
We live in Clown World now. Anything goes as long as chaos is the order of the day.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 01, 2023 04:13 PM (QEk58)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (flINI)
Joetato?
Never heard of him.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at June 01, 2023 04:13 PM (ufFY8)
Facial expressions while being probed by aliens
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:13 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 04:04 PM (geLO
She'll teach one, one credit class, each semester.
301. How to Accelerate the On-going Destruction of a Major Democrat-contolled City, for Fun and Profit.
Posted by: Gref at June 01, 2023 04:13 PM (AMIL/)
I myself have zero sympathy for this craven liar.
Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2023 04:13 PM (oiNtH)
Professors at ritzy institutions cannot grasp at an understanding of social justice until they work a year in the fields pulling cabbages or picking different kinds of fruits than they are used to.
Posted by: Auspex at June 01, 2023 04:13 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 04:09 PM
Popped right back up?
*in your best Gene Wilder voice*
Nice...popping.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2023 04:14 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 04:11 PM (LvTSG)
An almost 80 year old man on his feet 20 hours a day is a little slow going down steep stairs that one time... "he's dying!"
An almost 80 year old man on his feet 4 hours a day collapses on a regular basis ..."he's fine, he got right back up!"
I love politics.
Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 04:14 PM (9UlRk)
Posted by: Voter theater. at June 01, 2023 04:14 PM (/5Who)
There are camera tripods on Wish that are sturdier than him.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 04:14 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 04:14 PM (9UlRk)
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I hate it. I can quit whenever I want.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 04:14 PM (LvTSG)
You're a great 'merican sneaking behind enemy lines like this. Also, this is why there is no working across the aisle.
Two distinctly different views of reality.
And remember gasoline will give you the splodey part but for a good hot fire you need diesel.
Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 04:14 PM (3byMq)
Golly, Ace...you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.
Posted by: Taggert
Or a 20 franc whore? Ooh la la!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 01, 2023 04:14 PM (G9i4R)
"It is what it is. It was going to pass."
W.E.A.K.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (to8pj)
"It is what it is. It was going to pass."
Completely true statement of fact.
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 04:15 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: The Media at June 01, 2023 04:15 PM (zwDuR)
I myself have zero sympathy for this craven liar.
Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2023 04:13 PM (oiNtH)
It's weirdly comforting that no matter how much i may hate these barbarians, nobody will ever hate a barbarian more than a competing barbarian.
Posted by: Warai-otoko (not-parody) at June 01, 2023 04:15 PM (9UlRk)
We do have a way with words here.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:15 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023
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I tripped going up some stairs at work last fall and popped right back up too. And I had sciatic pain for about six weeks and needed phys. therapy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 01, 2023 04:16 PM (J2vNu)
"It is what it is. It was going to pass."
W.E.A.K.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 04:12 PM (to8pj)
"It is what it is. It was going to pass."
Completely true statement of fact.
Posted by: Archer
Too bad his girl, Ms. Luntz was more than willing to pass it and screw us over in the process.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 04:16 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 01, 2023 04:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Big Mike at June 01, 2023 04:16 PM (pK5Rz)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 01, 2023 04:16 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 04:09 PM
Popped right back up?
*in your best Gene Wilder voice*
Nice...popping.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2023 04:14 PM (Wnv9h)
I believe the Soundtrack for that video should be?
Pop goes the Weasel?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2023 04:16 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: The Media at June 01, 2023 04:16 PM (zwDuR)
Posted by: The Media at June 01, 2023 04:15 PM (zwDuR)
Is this about me, or my Dad?
Posted by: The Skipper at June 01, 2023 04:16 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at June 01, 2023 04:17 PM (PJaTp)
Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 04:17 PM (geLO8)
.........
Getting a Covid vaccine in 2023? What a dumbass.
Are they sure it wasn't the three day coke binge?
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 04:17 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 01, 2023 04:17 PM (P7Eve)
Sounds like one of those weeble wobble things-or whatever they're called. You try to push it over and it comes right back u. "Weeble Wobble" is not a good name or image for a President.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2023 04:17 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 01, 2023 04:17 PM (U8kCF)
Mate, this man wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through him!
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:17 PM (eOEVl)
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LOL! That is some funny shit right there.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:18 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 01, 2023 04:18 PM (G9i4R)
Zombie Alexander Haig
Posted by: Voter theater. at June 01, 2023 04:18 PM (/5Who)
Didn't I tell ya? Bidens bounce!
Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 04:18 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 01, 2023 04:18 PM (Vwz3I)
Pop goes the Weasel?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 01, 2023 04:16 PM
Do not taunt Happy Fun Weasel so close to the MoMe.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 01, 2023 04:18 PM (Wnv9h)
All hail our metallic orb overlords.
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 04:18 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 01, 2023 04:18 PM (VdGjU)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:18 PM (lf83v)
Cue the caisson...
Posted by: JEM at June 01, 2023 04:18 PM (8erNz)
Lovely plumage, though.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:19 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: That Northern skulker at June 01, 2023 04:18 PM (VdGjU)
What'd a hockey helmet ever do to you?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 01, 2023 04:19 PM (KbCG3)
So fit and hale!
Posted by: The Media at June 01, 2023 04:15 PM (zwDuR)
........
Like a sack of potatoes!
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 04:19 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 01, 2023 04:19 PM (to8pj)
Posted by: Bud Norton at June 01, 2023 04:19 PM (6cOMd)
Joe is human just like the rest of us. Turtle fell down stairs and took weeks off.
Why the heck was a lumpy sandbag placed on the stage where Biden spoke?! Regardless, if this happened to DjT, he'd have rolled like a beach ball onto the ground and whispered to security men, "Is my hair still there?!"
He's still gonna beat Trump again.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 04:20 PM (JCZqz)
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I've thought for years that Joe should be wearing a helmet when he goes outside.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 04:20 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: JEM at June 01, 2023 04:20 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at June 01, 2023 04:20 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at June 01, 2023 04:20 PM (ELh6/)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 04:20 PM (JCZqz)
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This part is very true.
Because Philadelphia has the most secure elections in the world.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 04:20 PM (LvTSG)
I'm happy to do a one for one retirement swap.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:20 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: four seasons at June 01, 2023 04:21 PM (ichPI)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 01, 2023 04:21 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Chevy Chase, SNL at June 01, 2023 04:21 PM (2EvVa)
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 04:21 PM (gmo/4)
***
You should see her husband's pants.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 04:21 PM (wb1YC)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:22 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: International Skating Union at June 01, 2023 04:22 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 01, 2023 04:23 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 01, 2023 04:23 PM (P7Eve)
Posted by: SENATORE John Fetterman at June 01, 2023 04:24 PM (PJaTp)
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 04:24 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:22 PM (lf83v)
It was raining... a friend came in from out of town...
Posted by: Joliet Jake Blues, Biden Representative at June 01, 2023 04:24 PM (oHd/0)
We first have to go through the resistance phase, in which they pretend they're complying, by adopting bs "holistic" measures.
This won't end until the endowment takes serious hits.
Posted by: Archimedes
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Yeah, universities gleefully announced the workarounds are some time ago. I still think it will give them some trouble and maybe even change some student body demographics.
As for the endowment, well, that's swelled by rich liberals, so...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 01, 2023 04:24 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: DB - at June 01, 2023 04:25 PM (geLO8)
Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 04:25 PM (3byMq)
Jamie Foxx's blindness is a blessing since now he doesn't have to look at the white people caring for him as he declared how he hated all white people.
Except maybe Katie Holmes, who he knocked up.
Then abandoned, along with the kid.
Posted by: Auspex at June 01, 2023 04:25 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:25 PM (lf83v)
I'm happy to do a one for one retirement swap.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:20 PM
So we get what...President Harris and Minority Leader Ernst? I'm not seeing the upside.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 01, 2023 04:25 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Synova at June 01, 2023 04:25 PM (BD/yx)
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I didn't see Senator Fetterman there.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 01, 2023 04:25 PM (Vwz3I)
Posted by: ballistic at June 01, 2023 04:26 PM (oXNqT)
Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 04:26 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:27 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 01, 2023 04:27 PM (ssESX)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:20 PM
So we get what...President Harris and Minority Leader Ernst? I'm not seeing the upside.
Man, there's no making some people happy.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:27 PM (eOEVl)
499 The triple lindy and then saving a baby...
Posted by: International Skating Union at June 01, 2023 04:22 PM (Vwz3I)
Yeah, no points for saving babies, just for killing or surgically mutilating them.
Posted by: Auspex at June 01, 2023 04:28 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Nick Danger at June 01, 2023 04:28 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2023 04:28 PM (us2H3)
Guess not anymore.
Posted by: wth at June 01, 2023 04:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:29 PM (eOEVl)
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I don't think so either.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 01, 2023 04:29 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 04:30 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Nick Dange
That's one of the Firesign Theatre bits I remember. Also, sit in the waiting room or wait in the sitting room.
Six and a half dozen. 78.
Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 04:30 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:30 PM (lf83v)
https://tinyurl.com/neaeu7tr
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 01, 2023 04:30 PM (Keyt1)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 01, 2023 04:30 PM (flINI)
I named that his hustle-trot.
Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 04:31 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 01, 2023 04:27 PM (ssESX)
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You have to have a kidney of stone not to laugh.
[Stolen from Pixy.]
Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist wand Your AI Interpreter at June 01, 2023 04:31 PM (kxfi3)
The devil ain't ready to collect his soul quite yet.
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 04:31 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:32 PM (eOEVl)
Well at least most are getting it right, saying he tripped. Not like some "media" saying he just "Fell".
Why the hell did they have a sandbag there or at least warn him to watch out for it?!?! 😡
Oh God we'll never see the end of THAT being replayed.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 04:32 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:33 PM (lf83v)
You also don't typically see demented, incontinent grifters behind a presidential podium.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:33 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:30 PM (lf83v)
Diane should be in a Capt. Pike beepy chair.
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 04:33 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Archimedes
I must have missed that one. Was that SCOAMF acting all a fool shooting hoops?
Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 04:34 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 01, 2023 04:23 PM (P7Eve)
Too bad. It was his decis
Posted by: Kindltot at June 01, 2023 04:34 PM (xhaym)
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Nonsense. Why, there's minutes left in him.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 01, 2023 04:34 PM (wb1YC)
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I don't think so either.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 01, 2023 04:29 PM
Who cares about that? The important thing is he'll win reelection in 2024.
Posted by: Deep State and Uniparty at June 01, 2023 04:34 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 01, 2023 04:35 PM (lf83v)
Posted by: Lucifer at June 01, 2023 04:35 PM (2D+TA)
https://tinyurl.com/neaeu7tr
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Very good!
Posted by: Cheri at June 01, 2023 04:35 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Archimedes
I must have missed that one. Was that SCOAMF acting all a fool shooting hoops?
Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 04:34 PM
Sadly, I don't even think Biden could manage to curl those 15lbs dumbbells Obama was working out with for the cameras.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 01, 2023 04:36 PM (JCZqz)
I mean...it'll be the exact same thing as this time, but I still can't wait.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, watching some more Best Pictures at June 01, 2023 04:36 PM (LvTSG)
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Ironically enough, it looks like it was to hold the Teleprompter in place.
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 01, 2023 04:36 PM (Vwz3I)
https://tinyurl.com/4rjypdcx
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:29 PM (eOEVl)
At least George won't be treating his body like an amusement park to that issue.
Posted by: Estelle Costanza at June 01, 2023 04:38 PM (ivvNA)
Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 04:34 PM
There was a clip of him walking beside the WH, and he was doing exactly that. dipping his shoulder and making a circle with his arm. I can't find it now.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 01, 2023 04:38 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: micky at June 01, 2023 04:39 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra & Jade, too. at June 01, 2023 04:40 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 01, 2023 04:32 PM (JCZqz)
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...and there it is. Trump's fault!!
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2023 04:40 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2023 04:41 PM (NsyST)
I don't think so
Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2023 04:28 PM
I hope not
Posted by: Skip at June 01, 2023 04:41 PM (xhxe8)
*wags his finger disapprovingly*]
Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 01, 2023 04:41 PM (k1Qly)
The White House lawn
Bicycles
Sandbags
The most diabolical inventions of mass destruction known to man.
Posted by: Archer at June 01, 2023 04:41 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: SMOD at June 01, 2023 04:42 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at June 01, 2023 04:42 PM (wlCsd)
...and there it is. Trump's fault!!
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 01, 2023 04:40 PM (DRSnL)
I'm sure I'm not far behind.
Posted by: Vladimir Putin at June 01, 2023 04:42 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 01, 2023 04:36 PM (Vwz3I)
If we see a US President get killed by his teleprompter, it will be the most on-the-nose thing to ever happen in the history of noses, things, or happenings.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 01, 2023 04:42 PM (oINRc)
FJB: Hit the deck.
Posted by: torabora at June 01, 2023 04:43 PM (NsyST)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 01, 2023 04:44 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Zombie John McCain at June 01, 2023 04:44 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: DaveA at June 01, 2023 04:45 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Glenn John at June 01, 2023 04:46 PM (RilAR)
Posted by: Archer
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Should be available. McCain is done using it.
Posted by: Puddleglum in Pennsytucky at June 01, 2023 04:46 PM (LUyqH)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 01, 2023 04:47 PM (us2H3)
@ FLOTUS, 3h
Crown Prince Al Hussein and Princess Rajwa, I am honored to join you in celebrating your wedding.
As you begin your new life together, Joe and I wish you a future full of love, laughter, and good health.
Where was Chuck?
Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra & Jade too. at June 01, 2023 04:48 PM (GshMh)
Posted by: snadbag at June 01, 2023 04:51 PM (us2H3)
Posted by: Joe BiteMe at June 01, 2023 04:52 PM (kYVzH)
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 01, 2023 05:00 PM (u82oZ)
DON'T JUMP!
Posted by: Decrepit Old Man at June 01, 2023 05:11 PM (ssESX)
He did stay for all the handshakes, always a topic of discussion. Toward the end (it's about a thousand handshakes) his salute was looking more like a "Vette wave, and he was holding the hand of the female grads a leetle too long. No hair sniffing, though. I suspected the adderall was slowly wearing off.
Just about the time I figured he'd bluffed out the whole day, he took the dive. It was Arthur Peabody Goodpasture, icing on the cake, whipped cream with a cherry on top.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 01, 2023 05:15 PM (jYCXf)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 01, 2023 05:16 PM (jYCXf)
Or Brandon was pointing at Harvey, the imaginary rabbit.
"When [Brandon] fell, pointed to the black sandbag suggesting that's what he tripped on."
Or he was tripping on Hunter's supply.
Posted by: Bamanarama at June 01, 2023 05:25 PM (uH1aC)
Posted by: Mr. Fabulist at June 01, 2023 05:33 PM (7VCus)
Posted by: Ralph at June 01, 2023 06:03 PM (wnTj5)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 01, 2023 06:28 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 01, 2023 03:30 PM (ELGBM)
Yo no se
Posted by: Jose your lawn guy at June 01, 2023 07:27 PM (fnmJK)
Posted by: Carlos Rodriguez at June 01, 2023 10:07 PM (RXXK+)
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