A Vehicle With a One Dogpower Engine Cafe

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This dog rejects his dog food -- until his mistress pretends to cook it on the stove, add salt, mix it up with a spoon, and then serve the same food to him again. And then, when the owner has pretended to have served up an oven-cooked meal, he will deign to eat the food.

Monorail!

I think this is a fox.

Bioluminescent twinkling in the sea. Coincidentally, "Bioluminescent Twinkling" is garrett's favorite bar.

This girl is very good at ball control, if my own responses can be trusted.

Giant windmill disintegrates in gale.

Lightning strike on a tall building.

Dog and cat have both mastered the finer skills of European football.

Dog wants to be involved in beach cartwheels.

ICYMI: Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior re-enacted by cats.

Hyenas mob lioness... until her girl gang comes to help her out.

Whale plays with kayaker.

Probably a werewolf. Would you let a werewolf bite your hand? C'mon, you know you would.

Rescuing a horse which is stuck up to its neck in a mudpit.

Stealth is just pouncing done slowly, you know.

Dog: Out of my way, thieving whore.

For Duncanthrax: the Indonesian cave-penguin.


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Those sexy snaps from Bat Fantasy magazine. Bat Fantasy: The Place for Candid Snaps of Eager Young Bats.

Posted by: Ace at 07:27 PM




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1
Yo

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 07:28 PM (MoZTd)

2
Well! Just strolled by and I'm a Firstian

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 07:28 PM (MoZTd)

3 Aw hell, bats!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 07:29 PM (mo/0F)

4
There's now a cover charge for you jumped-up bounders commenting on this thread.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 07:29 PM (MoZTd)

5 Good Evening.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2023 07:32 PM (oJm/a)

6 4
There's now a cover charge for you jumped-up bounders commenting on this thread.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 07:29 PM (MoZTd)

Come on man, i was already in here before the band started. Don't you recognize me?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 07:32 PM (9UlRk)

7 BatsRBak!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 07:32 PM (LL6fi)

8 Also mlem

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 07:32 PM (9UlRk)

9 I’ve noticed there’s never a duckbill platypus on the cafe. Bats and otters, yes, platypus, no.

What do you have against the noble platypus, Ace?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2023 07:33 PM (u73oe)

10 Wow. Duncanthrax gets bats.

Good for. You, Duncanthrax.

My weekend is ruined
*sobs*

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2023 07:33 PM (aRpZy)

11 We would have to pretend that green beans and carrots came off of our plates in order to get our fatty dachshunds to eat them.

Posted by: Oso at June 02, 2023 07:33 PM (Oj0/1)

12 My weekend is ruined
*sobs*
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2023 07:33 PM (aRpZy)

Could be worse.

Could have asked for woodpeckers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 07:33 PM (9UlRk)

13 >>.What do you have against the noble platypus, Ace?

oh no

i feel like I'm playing Sim City, but with animal videos

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:33 PM (KRtlO)

14 >>I’ve noticed there’s never a duckbill platypus on the cafe. Bats and otters, yes, platypus, no.


Because we're busy with stealth international spy sh#t!

Posted by: Perry the Platypus at June 02, 2023 07:35 PM (mo/0F)

15 i feel like I'm playing Sim City, but with animal videos
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:33 PM (KRtlO)

Hahahhahahaha....

Spam volcanoes. Do it.

Doooo eeeeeeet

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 07:35 PM (9UlRk)

16
What do you have against the noble platypus, Ace?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2023 07:33 PM (u73oe)

__________

He's ornithorhynchophobic

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 07:35 PM (MoZTd)

17 He's ornithorhynchophobic
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 07:35 PM (MoZTd)

—————

During pride month!!!??!!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2023 07:36 PM (u73oe)

18 Wow. Duncanthrax gets bats.

Good for. You, Duncanthrax.

My weekend is ruined
*sobs*

Otters of the air.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2023 07:36 PM (Bd6X8)

19 Otters of the air.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 02, 2023 07:36 PM (Bd6X

—————

Wait, bats are fags too?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2023 07:37 PM (u73oe)

20 My tennis club /zoo just got 4 miniature pigs and 2 Pygmy goats to go along with the 4 miniature cows they got a few weeks ago. She's building a petting zoo for the kids.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 07:37 PM (MNhXM)

21 My pooch has developed a taste for radishes. He actually pulled one up out of my garden, the little shit. He already goes nuts over broccoli stems and carrots.

Little bastard would probably be vegan if i let him.

I refuse to be That Guy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 02, 2023 07:38 PM (9UlRk)

22 Biden played President of all America in his speech tonight, now back to a weekend in Delaware and our tortured reality.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at June 02, 2023 07:38 PM (oWBc3)

23
Best of Breed and third in the Hound Group for Miss Delilah at today's Greater Emporia KC show in Topeka.

Her Majesty never saw it because she was pressed into service as a ring steward for the afternoon. It earned her a major deposit in the Favor Bank with the club and the show superintendent.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 07:42 PM (MoZTd)

24 Lightning Strikes Erupting Volcano

The gods were angry that day.

Posted by: Wannahakkaloogi versus Kammanawannalaeia at June 02, 2023 07:44 PM (fiChp)

25 Good evening everyone
Fading fast so maybe a few funny videos will help

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2023 07:45 PM (xhxe8)

26 Because that NYC nurse ebike thing needed to be even worse behavior by the teens: https://tinyurl.com/yc6wz4yj

Posted by: Perry the Platypus at June 02, 2023 07:45 PM (mo/0F)

27 23 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02

Just wanted you to know I checked my mailbox again and my puppy hasn’t arrived yet. 😂

Seriously, way to go Delilah!

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 07:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

28 Doggies gourmet meal is funny

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2023 07:47 PM (xhxe8)

29 So. when asked "What is a woman?" Dr. Jordan Peterson tells him to go home and ask his wife.

He (Matt Walsh) goes home and asks his wife "What is a woman?"

She says "An adult human female that needs help opening this," while handing him a jar.


LOL

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at June 02, 2023 07:47 PM (vg8N1)

30 Girl's ball control is very good and she is a cutie

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2023 07:48 PM (xhxe8)

31
With all the excitement this last week I forgot that it's the official opening of Gin&Tonic season.

That, and white shoes and white belts, unless you like the sexy sans-a-belt look.

Cheers!

Posted by: Auspex at June 02, 2023 07:49 PM (j4U/Z)

32 Another highly entertaining post.
With bats!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 02, 2023 07:49 PM (MeG8a)

33 Ball control girl practices.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2023 07:49 PM (Uv0D2)

34 Nice Cafe, Ace.
Actually an excellent Friday Cafe.

Thanks.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 07:50 PM (JUfCX)

35 That guy is f'd up.

Posted by: John Gill at June 02, 2023 07:50 PM (iayUP)

36 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:51 PM (Zz0t1)

37 Here and I thought Ace was going to live blog the Biden "I hate you all" speech.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:52 PM (Zz0t1)

38 Very cute lamb

And here's my latest report on "Die Hard":

Funniest lines, John McClane saying: "Come to the Coast. Have a few laughs" abut his wife's invitation while he's in some passageway , "Welcome to the party, pal" to the Black, Cop, To the stupid woman police officer on the phone: "What do you think I'm doing, ordering a f'in pizza?!!"

Best facial reaction; Hans Gruber to "Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy?" from John McClane.

Alan Rickman did well playing the fake employee from the US.

I like the rapport
between the Black Cop-who looks like a familiar actor but I can't name him.

Son thinks camera work is very good

We still have thirty five minutes to go, but everybody is tired.

Good movie!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 07:52 PM (Keyt1)

39 Best of Breed and third in the Hound Group for Miss Delilah at today's Greater Emporia KC show in Topeka.
Posted by: Hadrian

Nice.
Congrats.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 07:53 PM (JUfCX)

40 Tomorrow I'm off for a Big Adventure.
I've already paid for it so I guess I'm going.
I'll try to check in now and then.
Au revoir!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 02, 2023 07:53 PM (MeG8a)

41 cafe bats are cute, but I wouldn't want to get close to them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 07:54 PM (Keyt1)

42 That little kid in the box is pure joy.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 02, 2023 07:54 PM (+f0Sp)

43 Coworker fosters momma cats and kittens. He lived streamed some of them before our team meeting today. It was a hoot watching the 4 week old kittens tumble over each other and mom having to drag one off one that was biting her tail.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 02, 2023 07:54 PM (8vzCZ)

44 Me likey ball control girl.

Almost as good as Wii fit girl.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 02, 2023 07:55 PM (oJm/a)

45 Lightning strikes erupting volcano 🌋 pic.twitter.com/ANq1TCA8EQ

— Nature is Scary (@DISASTERVIDE0) May 31, 2023


That's pussy lightning......

Posted by: The State of Texas at June 02, 2023 07:55 PM (Zz0t1)

46 There wolf!

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 07:55 PM (Vwz3I)

47 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 07:42 PM (MoZTd)

Congrats and that was a nice, supportive thing which your wife did thing!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 07:56 PM (Keyt1)

48 Die Hard's got intermissions?

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2023 07:56 PM (iayUP)

49 Could be worse.

Could have asked for woodpeckers.
-----------
Would he??

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 07:57 PM (Vwz3I)

50 I like the rapport
between the Black Cop-who looks like a familiar actor but I can't name him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Reginald VelJohnson, he was famous for playing Carl Winslow on Family Matters for like 8 years. ( i just found out his character debuted on an episode of Perfect Strangers. HAH! )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 02, 2023 07:58 PM (jzzG8)

51 Bats! We have bats!!! Finally, o frabjous day!!!!

Thank you, Ace! May your weekend be sublime.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2023 07:58 PM (a3Q+t)

52 Tomorrow I'm off for a Big Adventure.
I've already paid for it so I guess I'm going.
I'll try to check in now and then.
Au revoir!
Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 02, 2023 07:53

I thought the Mustang Ranch had closed

Posted by: Beartooth at June 02, 2023 07:58 PM (8vzCZ)

53 Ball control girl is likely underage.......High school I'd imagine.

She's good, but I'd like to see her on the field in a game and see what those skills actually do for her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:58 PM (Zz0t1)

54 Good movie!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Glad that is settled!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 07:58 PM (JUfCX)

55
Lila started 2023 at 641 Grand Champion points and through today she's at 729. She has to get to 800 to earn her Platinum-level award. Hope she can get there by this fall, because Her Majesty will be out of action for knee surgery.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 02, 2023 07:58 PM (MoZTd)

56 Die Hard's got intermissions?
Posted by: fd at June 02, 2023 07:56 PM (iayUP)


You haven't been to the 3 act play?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 07:59 PM (Zz0t1)

57 Glad you're enjoying Die Hard, Fen! A classic.

Add "Speed" to your list if you haven't seen it yet.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 07:59 PM (mo/0F)

58 Die Hard's got intermissions?
Posted by: fd at June 02, 2023 07:56 PM (iayUP)

No; We do. Spouse is tired after getting up at 4:30 and driving a bus in about 92 degree heat with no air conditioning
I am tired from insomnia, and son said sort of huffily, "I thought we agreed were were going to stay up and watch the movie till 8:00" but he's considerably younger than the old folks, didn't have to drive a bus in the heat and doesn't get insomnia.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:00 PM (Keyt1)

59
Good Christmas movie!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 07:52 PM (Keyt1)


Corrected for accuracy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:00 PM (Zz0t1)

60 Fingers crossed Hadrian

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2023 08:01 PM (xhxe8)

61 Add "Speed" to your list if you haven't seen it yet.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 07:59 PM (mo/0F)

Thanks for the recommendation.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:01 PM (Keyt1)

62 WTF??

Comic Book Resources @CBR · Jun 1
Former chair of the RTS Diversity Committee Marcus Ryder slams The Little Mermaid for ignoring slavery in its setting. "[It's] literally the equivalent of setting a love story between Jew and Gentile in 1940 Germany and ignoring the Jewish holocaust."

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at June 02, 2023 08:01 PM (Vwz3I)

63 Hadrian the Seventh

Congratulations to Miss Delilah and Her Majesty.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

64 I really like Nuclear Ice Breakers and would like to see clips of Nuclear Ice Breakers on the blog. Nuclear Ice Breakers often have two nuclear engines which they use to drive the large mass of the ship into ice which breaks the ice.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:02 PM (twzmn)

65 I better turn this off
Everyone have a great evening

Posted by: Skip at June 02, 2023 08:02 PM (xhxe8)

66 Lightning strikes erupting volcano

Shockano > Sharknado

Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2023 08:02 PM (DgGvY)

67
Thanks for the recommendation.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:01 PM (Keyt1)


Then add Point Break.......Not sure why, but the ladies like it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:03 PM (Zz0t1)

68 WTF??

Comic Book Resources @CBR · Jun 1
Former chair of the RTS Diversity Committee Marcus Ryder slams The Little Mermaid for ignoring slavery in its setting. "[It's] literally the equivalent of setting a love story between Jew and Gentile in 1940 Germany and ignoring the Jewish holocaust."
Posted by: andycanuck

How Woke are you?

Doesn't matter. Not Woke Enough.

Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2023 08:04 PM (DgGvY)

69 Yes, that is a fox

And a bat!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 02, 2023 08:04 PM (0hOvj)

70 Repost:

Is it bad I'm sitting out in my garage, drinking beer, eating, listening to the mp3 player and chatting with y'all instead of sitting in the house with the wife and FiL watching the damn Game Show Network for the 5th day in a row?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:05 PM (Zz0t1)

71 I really like Nuclear Ice Breakers and would like to see clips of Nuclear Ice Breakers on the blog. Nuclear Ice Breakers often have two nuclear engines which they use to drive the large mass of the ship into ice which breaks the ice.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:02 PM

You realize the only nuclear icebreakers are Rooski, right?

Posted by: Adm. Josh Painter at June 02, 2023 08:05 PM (a3Q+t)

72 ACKshually, volcanoes can generate their own lightning from all those pulverized bits of rock bouncing around and scraping together

Posted by: DB - at June 02, 2023 08:07 PM (geLO8)

73 >Then add Point Break.......Not sure why, but the ladies like it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


Well, it's 100% pure adrenaline, man

Posted by: DB - at June 02, 2023 08:08 PM (geLO8)

74 You realize the only nuclear icebreakers are Rooski, right?
Posted by: Adm. Josh Painter at June 02, 2023 08:05 PM (a3Q+t)

Yes. It makes me sad. Trump will build me a colossal AMERICAN nuclear ice breaker one day. And I will crush ice and rule the polar regions with an iron fist (and fight the real Nazis who live there now).

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:08 PM (twzmn)

75 Would you let a werewolf bite your hand?

****

Shit no. I'd p'roll'y wind up in some Twilight book/ movie having to fight sparkly vampires for a constantly stoned looking girl what can't emote or act.

I'd rather a radioactive spider bite whether it just turns my old ass into a fatter version of Spiderman or just kills me outright.

Posted by: Lamontyoubigdummy at June 02, 2023 08:08 PM (c6W/Q)

76 What other action movies can you folks think of that also have humor?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:09 PM (Keyt1)

77 why did the giant wolf cross the road

Posted by: DB - at June 02, 2023 08:09 PM (geLO8)

78
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 02, 2023 08:09 PM (ENBF0)

79 g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 02, 2023 08:09 PM (ENBF0)


*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:10 PM (Zz0t1)

80 >>>Then add Point Break.......Not sure why, but the ladies like it.


The first one with Keanu Reeves, not the recent-ish remake.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 08:10 PM (mo/0F)

81 76 What other action movies can you folks think of that also have humor?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:09 PM (Keyt1)

Only the greatest of all time:

BUCKAROO BANZAI

Time Bandits is also fantastic and very CS Lewis.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:10 PM (twzmn)

82 >>What other action movies can you folks think of that also have humor?


Big Trouble in Little China
Tremors

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 08:10 PM (mo/0F)

83 What other action movies can you folks think of that also have humor?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:09 PM (Keyt1)


I may get kicked for this one, but True Lies I find entertaining.

Ahnold and Jamie Lee Curtis with Bill Paxon and Tom Arnold.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:11 PM (Zz0t1)

84 Big Trouble in Little China
Tremors
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 08:10 PM (mo/0F)

I'ma bear hug you.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:11 PM (twzmn)

85 "What other action movies can you folks think of that also have humor?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

UHF. It's got it all. Action, comedy, music, love story, even aliens.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2023 08:11 PM (iayUP)

86 Chicken thighs and sausage ropes hot n fresh off the grill. Bon apatite!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2023 08:12 PM (4I/2K)

87 Hot Fuzz (warning for some violence) - so, so funny!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 08:12 PM (mo/0F)

88 Charles Bronson's Death Wish is a laugh riot

Posted by: DB - at June 02, 2023 08:12 PM (geLO8)

89
The first one with Keanu Reeves, not the recent-ish remake.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 08:10 PM (mo/0F)


They remade it?

Crap.....is NOTHING sacred?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:12 PM (Zz0t1)

90 I have seen "Time Bandits" but not "Buckaroo Banzai".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:13 PM (Keyt1)

91 >>They remade it? Crap.....is NOTHING sacred?


Kidding, right?

Posted by: Soulless Ivy Leaguer Hollywood exec at June 02, 2023 08:13 PM (mo/0F)

92 Remo Williams is really good.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:14 PM (twzmn)

93 What other action movies can you folks think of that also have humor?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:09 PM (Keyt1)


I may get kicked for this one, but True Lies I find entertaining.

Ahnold and Jamie Lee Curtis with Bill Paxon and Tom Arnold.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:11 PM (Zz0t1)

Come sit by me. No homo.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2023 08:14 PM (4I/2K)

94 >>>"What other action movies can you folks think of that also have humor?

Lethal Weapon used to be my #2 after Die Hard. Avoid the sequels, though. They have the Sequel Half-Life problem.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:14 PM (KRtlO)

95 Fen, I'm surprised you'd watch Die Hard, with all the bullets and F-words flying about

Posted by: DB - at June 02, 2023 08:14 PM (geLO8)

96 76 What other action movies can you folks think of that also have humor?

TJM's favorite....Prometheus

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at June 02, 2023 08:14 PM (QGP+O)

97
Kidding, right?
Posted by: Soulless Ivy Leaguer Hollywood exec at June 02, 2023 08:13 PM (mo/0F)


Crash a car where you're crushed and unable to move, then die in the fire that engulfs the car.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:14 PM (Zz0t1)

98 Also Die Hard with a Vengeance is really good. It's the second sequel to Die Hard. Die Hard 2 I didn't love and wasn't particularly funny.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:14 PM (KRtlO)

99 all Die Hard sequels blow chunks as well

Posted by: DB - at June 02, 2023 08:15 PM (geLO8)

100 UHF. It's got it all. Action, comedy, music, love story, even alien

What is that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:15 PM (Keyt1)

101 I told my coworker, who has been there almost as long as me, that we should tell customers, "Anyone that knew anything about your service is no longer with the company. And I'm not going to touch it or they'll do the same to me."

At one point, I had two coworkers messaging me in Teams about how angry they were about something.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2023 08:15 PM (ouTlx)

102 >>> all Die Hard sequels blow chunks as well

no way Die Hard with a Vengeance is great and I like Live Free or Die Hard, too.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:15 PM (KRtlO)

103 Remo Williams is really good.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:14 PM (twzmn)


Agreed. I always forget about that one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:15 PM (Zz0t1)

104 90 I have seen "Time Bandits" but not "Buckaroo Banzai".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:13 PM (Keyt1)

It's absurd and cocaine deranged 80's weirdness. High Concept Film. Niche film.

Miami Blues is fantastic and Baldwin is obv a terrible person but he deserved an Oscar for that role (playing himself).

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:16 PM (twzmn)

105 What other action movies can you folks think of that also have humor?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Anything starring Jackie Chan.

Men In Black? Or is that a comedy movie with action?

Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2023 08:16 PM (DgGvY)

106 "What is that?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Only one of the greatest movies of all time, starring Weird Al.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2023 08:16 PM (iayUP)

107 Fen -- "Love and Monsters" it came out in 2020, fabulous.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 08:16 PM (mo/0F)

108 >>>Remo Williams is really good

Let's not overstate the case. Remo Williams is "better than you were expecting." Let's leave it at that.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:16 PM (KRtlO)

109 Lightning strikes erupting volcano

Shockano > Sharknado
Posted by: mikeski at June 02, 2023 08:02 PM (DgGvY)

Disagree. Sharknado reigns supreme.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2023 08:16 PM (4I/2K)

110 Also Die Hard with a Vengeance is really good. It's the second sequel to Die Hard. Die Hard 2 I didn't love and wasn't particularly funny.
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:14 PM (KRtlO)


Die Hard 2 wasn't horrible, but 3 was torturous.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:17 PM (Zz0t1)

111 Apocalypto has one humorous scene kinda but it is a masterpiece and very profound.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:17 PM (twzmn)

112 Tremors

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2023 08:17 PM (ouTlx)

113 >>Die Hard 2 wasn't horrible, but 3 was torturous.

these are heresies you speak to me

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:17 PM (KRtlO)

114 Evil Roy Slade

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2023 08:17 PM (km3rg)

115
Let's not overstate the case. Remo Williams is "better than you were expecting." Let's leave it at that.
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:16 PM (KRtlO)


Your point is valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:17 PM (Zz0t1)

116
these are heresies you speak to me
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:17 PM (KRtlO)


Sorry, but the Samuel R Jackson character was cumbersome and unnecessary.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:19 PM (Zz0t1)

117 Let's not overstate the case. Remo Williams is "better than you were expecting." Let's leave it at that.
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:16 PM (KRtlO)

You have no soul, Ace. No SPIRIT. No je ne sais quois.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:19 PM (twzmn)

118 I do like Big Trouble in Little China

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2023 08:19 PM (ouTlx)

119 @100: "What is that?"

https://youtu.be/pgPgsvxxxKE

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2023 08:20 PM (k1Qly)

120 >>no way Die Hard with a Vengeance is great and I like Live Free or Die Hard, too.

Posted by: ace

well, I've seen Die Hard numerous times, and the sequels once each
TBH, I don't remember the sequels that much
Dennis Franz as a cop in the 2nd one stands out

Posted by: DB - at June 02, 2023 08:21 PM (geLO8)

121 Posted by: DB - at June 02, 2023 08:14 PM (geLO

Well, it's not as if I've never heard cursing before and although I've never been stuck in a high rise-one person against terrorists -I have been known to curse-just not yet in public, and if you can't curse while being stuck with a bunch of terrorists trying to save a bunch of people and yourself- when can you curse?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:21 PM (Keyt1)

122 Which Death Wish movie is it that Bronson makes a spic eat his yuge watch?

Chihuahua tongued bats. I've seen everything bat now.

Posted by: micky at June 02, 2023 08:21 PM (3byMq)

123 Total Recall is great but I wouldn't say it's funny, or not in a way a woman would think is funny. Schwarzenegger's style of humor is pushing a powerdrill through a guy's chest and yelling "Screw You!!!"

(actual joke in the movie)

great movie though, real headtrip, if you can believe that

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:22 PM (KRtlO)

124 >>>Men In Black? Or is that a comedy movie with action?

oh yeah that's great. I'd say comedy-action/sci-fi. comedy first.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:22 PM (KRtlO)

125 The laugh of little children is balm to the soul.

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2023 08:22 PM (vQrdQ)

126 The Roger Moore James Bond era.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2023 08:22 PM (4I/2K)

127 UHF is also the movie that gave us Weird Al's spoof of Money for Nothing, so there's that.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2023 08:22 PM (k1Qly)

128 BEVERLY HILLS COP

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:23 PM (twzmn)

129 What's the one where they get a ship and hire Kurt Russell to be the captain?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2023 08:23 PM (ouTlx)

130 >>>You have no soul, Ace. No SPIRIT. No je ne sais quois.

it's okay but this would be her second action film. Are you really saying that after Die Hard, someone's second action film should be Remo Williams?

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:23 PM (KRtlO)

131 There is no vulgarity in UHF. It's as wholesome as a fried bologna sandwich.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2023 08:23 PM (iayUP)

132 !123: "great movie though, real headtrip, if you can believe that"

#twoweeks

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2023 08:23 PM (k1Qly)

133 129 What's the one where they get a ship and hire Kurt Russell to be the captain?
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2023 08:23 PM (ouTlx)

Buckaroo Banzai

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:24 PM (twzmn)

134 >>>129 What's the one where they get a ship and hire Kurt Russell to be the captain?

captain ron. I just put that on a watchlist so that I can never watch it.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:24 PM (KRtlO)

135 >>>Sorry, but the Samuel R Jackson character was cumbersome and unnecessary.

wellllll... he's the Danny Glover character from Lethal Weapon. Die Hard 3 was written as a Lethal Weapon script, then rewritten as a Die Hard script.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:24 PM (KRtlO)

136 And guns don't bother me (well, I don't want to be in crossfire) and I've never shot any, but I'm not a pacifist .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:25 PM (Keyt1)

137 The radio station I listen to now plays 70s and 80s stuff. Any time something plays that Weird Al did a parody of, I hear the rest of the song in his voice.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2023 08:25 PM (ouTlx)

138 Game Show Network for the 5th day in a row?
Posted by: Sponge

You deserve a plenary indulgence for the prior 4 days!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 08:25 PM (JUfCX)

139 it's okay but this would be her second action film. Are you really saying that after Die Hard, someone's second action film should be Remo Williams?
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:23 PM (KRtlO)

Hmmm. Perhaps I erred also in recommending Buckaroo Banzai.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:25 PM (twzmn)

140
Is it bad I'm sitting out in my garage, drinking beer, eating, listening to the mp3 player and chatting with y'all instead of sitting in the house with the wife and FiL watching the damn Game Show Network for the 5th day in a row?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:05 PM (Zz0t1)

Buckethead Pike 65, a 12 of Sierra Nevada and the wife is watching Barney Fife for the 1000th time in the house. Having a separate shop was the bestest thing I did in life. I should work on something.

...

Neah.

Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2023 08:25 PM (B705c)

141 If you're bitten by a werewolf...you turn into a werewolf...is that right?

Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 08:26 PM (AwYPR)

142 Captain Ron is okay. It's hard to go wrong with Kurt Russell

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2023 08:26 PM (ouTlx)

143 Sorry; I still don't know what UHF is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:26 PM (Keyt1)

144 >>>141 If you're bitten by a werewolf...you turn into a werewolf...is that right?

if you don't die

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:26 PM (KRtlO)

145 UPDATE: Choir Director Tells Gateway Pundit After US Capitol Police Incident – “I Said, You’re Telling Me that a Group of Children Can’t Sing the National Anthem in their Own Capitol?” and She Said, “That’s Right”
https://t.co/kinmzpBhaa

Should have asked to show them the appropriate law or statute.

Posted by: Ciampino - Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty at June 02, 2023 08:26 PM (qfLjt)

146 and if you can't curse while ...
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:21 PM (Keyt1)

"Whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate."
Kaylee to Simon

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2023 08:27 PM (vQrdQ)

147 >>>143 Sorry; I still don't know what UHF is.

they're joking. It's a Weird Al Yankovic movie.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:27 PM (KRtlO)

148 "Sorry; I still don't know what UHF is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

It's a movie! Get it, watch it, thank me later.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2023 08:27 PM (iayUP)

149 I think Clerics are immune to werewulf bites. And saving throw.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:27 PM (twzmn)

150 I liked the Gandhi II skit. No more passive resistance.
Kentucky Fried Movie?

Never saw the whole thing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 08:28 PM (u82oZ)

151 Deadpool is a nice, lighthearted family movie.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2023 08:28 PM (ZLI7S)

152 143 Sorry; I still don't know what UHF is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:26 PM (Keyt1)
----
Ultra High Frequency

Posted by: Ciampino -- Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty at June 02, 2023 08:28 PM (qfLjt)

153 oh I've got one -- TRUE LIES!

Now that is a really funny Schwarzenegger movie that I think women like too. And incredible action.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:28 PM (KRtlO)

154 Posted by: Reforger at June 02, 2023 08:25 PM (B705c)

SN is a good brew...glad they built a brewery near-by.

Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 08:28 PM (AwYPR)

155 Good lord I lost so many dwarf fortresses to werebeasts.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:29 PM (twzmn)

156 145 UPDATE: Choir Director Tells Gateway Pundit After US Capitol Police Incident – “I Said, You’re Telling Me that a Group of Children Can’t Sing the National Anthem in their Own Capitol?” and She Said, “That’s Right”
https://t.co/kinmzpBhaa

Should have asked to show them the appropriate law or statute.
Posted by: Ciampino

And just like that, a group of mini-conservatives were born.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 08:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

157 "Aliens" is one of the best action movies ever made. Also, funny in places. Not like what you'd call a comedy, though. Just funny here and there.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:29 PM (KRtlO)

158 I ordered a couch and I need to put it together. I don't know if this will make the hobbies or first world problems thread.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2023 08:30 PM (ouTlx)

159 If you're gonna go '80s action comedy, and something that hasn't been mentioned already, then I'd say maybe Big Trouble in Little China, or premium cable heavy rotation favorite Innerspace which was directed by Joe Dante of Gremlins fame.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2023 08:30 PM (k1Qly)

160
wellllll... he's the Danny Glover character from Lethal Weapon. Die Hard 3 was written as a Lethal Weapon script, then rewritten as a Die Hard script.
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:24 PM (KRtlO)


If that's actually the case, they failed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:30 PM (Zz0t1)

161 I am an F user. The wife is S. Our daughter's favorites are stupid and idiot.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 02, 2023 08:30 PM (Eeb9P)

162 "Gremlins II" is kind of comedy-action


"They pushed him too far"

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:30 PM (KRtlO)

163 OOOH...

I forgot about Tango and Cash.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:30 PM (Zz0t1)

164 Is Princess Bride an action flick?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2023 08:30 PM (ouTlx)

165 Gandhi II skit is in UHF. So recommended.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 08:31 PM (u82oZ)

166 >>>If that's actually the case, they failed.

it is the case.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:31 PM (KRtlO)

167 BTILC already mentioned, geez, my brain is still fuzzy.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2023 08:31 PM (k1Qly)

168 Seriously Miami Blues is a great fun film. Fred Ward!

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:31 PM (twzmn)

169 "Aliens" is one of the best action movies ever made. Also, funny in places. Not like what you'd call a comedy, though. Just funny here and there.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:29 PM (KRtlO)


If that's the criteria, Predator.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:31 PM (Zz0t1)

170 I am watching my 15lb 4yo rat terrier hump the crap out of my 45lb 13yo lab mix. Both fixed. Both male

Just wanted to let you know.

Posted by: JEM at June 02, 2023 08:31 PM (8erNz)

171 it is the case.
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:31 PM (KRtlO)


Fail.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)

172 164 Is Princess Bride an action flick?
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2023 08:30 PM (ouTlx)

It's terrible and unfunny though?

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:32 PM (twzmn)

173 Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 02, 2023 08:32 PM (Eeb9P)

174

UHF

www.imdb.com/title/tt0098546

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 02, 2023 08:32 PM (63Dwl)

175 >>>164 Is Princess Bride an action flick?

yeah a bit. The most famous parts are action parts, I think.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:32 PM (KRtlO)

176 If you survive a werewolf bite and turn, you'll forever more get preferential seating at London's Trader Vic's when you order a Pina Colada.

True Fact!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2023 08:33 PM (4I/2K)

177 Predator is a really well-done action-thriller with a really good sci-fi hook. I wouldn't say it's funny, though. A few lines here and there but the overall tone is survival horror.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:33 PM (KRtlO)

178 >>oh I've got one -- TRUE LIES!

>>Now that is a really funny Schwarzenegger movie that I think women like too. And incredible action.

And largely filmed in two of my favorite places.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2023 08:33 PM (ZLI7S)

179 Fenelon, Flash Gordon - old and really campy but so much fun

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 08:33 PM (vHIgi)

180 Miami Blues is fantastic and Baldwin is obv a terrible person but he deserved an Oscar for that role (playing himself).

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:16 PM (twzmn)

I forget the actress, who had a ditzy hick accent, which irritated my wife to no end.

Posted by: clutch at June 02, 2023 08:33 PM (9UmRs)

181 >>>173 Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

why are you guys lying to her?

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:33 PM (KRtlO)

182 I am watching my 15lb 4yo rat terrier hump the crap out of my 45lb 13yo lab mix. Both fixed. Both male

Just wanted to let you know.
Posted by: JEM at June 02, 2023 08:31 PM (8erNz)

The triumph of Hope over Experience prevails again!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2023 08:34 PM (4I/2K)

183 Princess Bride is an action, humor, whatever film.
Really a great movie.
I think any movie that can be watched by an entire family, with the gamut of ages, and appreciated on all their respective levels is a great movie.
Early Muppet movies were like that. Half the jokes went right over the heads of the wee ones.

Posted by: MkY at June 02, 2023 08:34 PM (cPGH3)

184 oh I've got one -- TRUE LIES!

Now that is a really funny Schwarzenegger movie that I think women like too. And incredible action.
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:28 PM (KRtlO)


You're just trolling me now.....

*comment 83*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:34 PM (Zz0t1)

185 Terminator II !!

Posted by: runner at June 02, 2023 08:34 PM (V13WU)

186 (and fight the real Nazis who live there now).
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:08 PM (twzmn)

I'm confused. I thought they were on the moon?

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2023 08:35 PM (vQrdQ)

187 I forget the actress, who had a ditzy hick accent, which irritated my wife to no end.
Posted by: clutch at June 02, 2023 08:33 PM (9UmRs)

Fast Times at Ridgemont High girl.

She was a swamp rat in MIami Blues.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:35 PM (twzmn)

188
why are you guys lying to her?
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:33 PM (KRtlO)


"I can't believe you shot me! SHITBIRD!!!"


Best line ever.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:35 PM (Zz0t1)

189 I forget the actress, who had a ditzy hick accent, which irritated my wife to no end.

Posted by: clutch at June 02, 2023 08:33 PM (9UmRs)

Jennifer Jason Leigh?

Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 08:35 PM (AwYPR)

190 I liked Chow's "Journey To The West" movie. Action, adventure, humor, and cool monsters.

Posted by: fd at June 02, 2023 08:36 PM (iayUP)

191 JackStraw

Its a big set up for when Ahrnold saves his daughter. Great scene. I liked True Lies, but not how Jaime Lee Curtis was treated in then movie.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 08:36 PM (u82oZ)

192 Eating Raoul, anyone?
May not be for Fen, but great funnies.
A fish Called Wanda

Posted by: MkY at June 02, 2023 08:37 PM (cPGH3)

193 Mars Attacks?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2023 08:37 PM (ouTlx)

194 >>>And largely filmed in two of my favorite places.

The men's room?

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:37 PM (KRtlO)

195
Jennifer Jason Leigh?
Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 08:35 PM (AwYPR)


Meh. Bad lay.

Posted by: Mike Damone at June 02, 2023 08:37 PM (Zz0t1)

196 186 (and fight the real Nazis who live there now).
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:08 PM (twzmn)

I'm confused. I thought they were on the moon?
Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2023 08:35 PM (vQrdQ)

Idk about the moon. But some fled to their antarctic science base (Ahnenehrbe?).

And then allegedly a US fleet went down there to get them and turned right around.

They say!

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:37 PM (twzmn)

197 Road Warrior is kinda funny

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:38 PM (KRtlO)

198 Brendan Fraser's The Mummy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2023 08:38 PM (4I/2K)

199 Sorry, but the Samuel R Jackson character was cumbersome and unnecessary.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:19 PM

That is not the only movie where this is true.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2023 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)

200 I did see "A Fish Called Wanda" and "Mars Attacks". I enjoyed them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:38 PM (Keyt1)

201 Meh. Bad lay.
Posted by: Mike Damone at June 02, 2023 08:37 PM (Zz0t1)

"We can totally fix it!"

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:38 PM (twzmn)

202 \Brendan Fraser's The Mummy.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2023 08:38 PM (4I/2K)


Matthew McConnehuehrhryyy in Sahara.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:38 PM (Zz0t1)

203 Latest we gon get him now for strenuously objecting to the 2020 election is a joining of GA, DC, NY forces in an imagined 'racketeering *scheme*' for to once and for all get the Bad Orange Man. Rumored at PDW.

They got nothing.

MSNBC loves their new clean shaven pic of Mr Jack Smith, badass. Menacing. lolgf.

Posted by: micky at June 02, 2023 08:39 PM (3byMq)

204
That is not the only movie where this is true.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 02, 2023 08:38 PM (a3Q+t)


Your point is valid. AND accurate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:39 PM (Zz0t1)

205 >>>198 Brendan Fraser's The Mummy.


that's good but man does it run out of steam after they get out of the Necropolis or whatever it is. The parts in Cairo draaaaaaaaaaaaag man

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:39 PM (KRtlO)

206 Would Fen like Highlander?

I found it amusing.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:39 PM (twzmn)

207
Is it bad I'm sitting out in my garage, drinking beer, eating, listening to the mp3 player and chatting with y'all instead of sitting in the house with the wife and FiL watching the damn Game Show Network for the 5th day in a row?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:05 PM

hells no

zen maintenance is very important...just tell them it's life-style affirming self care

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 02, 2023 08:40 PM (ENBF0)

208 >>The men's room?

Oh that's real nice.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2023 08:40 PM (ZLI7S)

209 Alec Guinness in Kind Hearts and Coronets.

Good movie.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 08:40 PM (u82oZ)

210 >>>Matthew McConnehuehrhryyy in Sahara.

i've heard that's good. I've only seen like 20 minutes of it.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:40 PM (KRtlO)

211 zen maintenance is very important...just tell them it's life-style affirming self care
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 02, 2023 08:40 PM (ENBF0)

Wu wei

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:40 PM (twzmn)

212 Road Warrior... a lighthearted romp in dystopian Australia...

Posted by: MkY at June 02, 2023 08:40 PM (cPGH3)

213 The original Indiana Jones?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2023 08:41 PM (ouTlx)

214 I love so many of the movies mentioned on the thread!
Mars Attracks! Princess Bride (not mentioned but one of my faves , another Cary Elwes comedy - Robin Hood: Men in Tights), Big Trouble in Little China...

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 08:41 PM (vHIgi)

215 Road Warrior is kinda funny
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:38 PM (KRtlO)

The Gyro Pilot scenes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2023 08:42 PM (4I/2K)

216 >>>208 >>The men's room?

Oh that's real nice.

oh you must have meant the men's room, and Key West

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:42 PM (KRtlO)

217 Best in Show.

Posted by: MkY at June 02, 2023 08:42 PM (cPGH3)

218
i've heard that's good. I've only seen like 20 minutes of it.
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:40 PM (KRtlO)


Wife likes it, but Matthew McConnneeeheryrey, so there's grains of salt required.

It didn't offend me when I watched it with her. I did read some of the Dirk Pitt books (Clive Cussler) so I was familiar with the character. My mom liked Cussler books, but lost interest when he became Stephen King'esque and everything was mostly copy/paste.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:42 PM (Zz0t1)

219 >>>The Gyro Pilot scenes.

and the dog (Well...)

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:42 PM (KRtlO)

220 I don't know if this will make the hobbies or first world problems thread.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2023 08:30 PM (ouTlx)

Depends on how long it takes to put together?

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2023 08:42 PM (vQrdQ)

221 Big Trouble

Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 08:42 PM (AwYPR)

222
I did see "A Fish Called Wanda" and "Mars Attacks". I enjoyed them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:38 PM

stuttering Michael Palin is the bestest Michael Palin

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 02, 2023 08:43 PM (ENBF0)

223 I think I would like to see "Men in Tights". is that the one where Alan Rickman is the Sheriff of Nottingham?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:43 PM (Keyt1)

224 i really like BTILC but I wouldn't recommend it to a n00bie. You basically need to know a lot about action movies and kung fu movies to get it.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:43 PM (KRtlO)

225 Probably be the first world problems thread then. I've got to shuffle things around to have room for it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2023 08:44 PM (ouTlx)

226 Notsothoreau

Can your handyman help? Do you need me to visit, with tools?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

227
Oh that's real nice.

oh you must have meant the men's room, and Key West
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:42 PM (KRtlO)


Key West......Reminds me.

Running Scared.

Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines.

Good. Funny. Entertaining.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:44 PM (Zz0t1)

228 I think I would like to see "Men in Tights". is that the one where Alan Rickman is the Sheriff of Nottingham?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:43 PM (Keyt1)

Yes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2023 08:44 PM (4I/2K)

229 Don't know yet, Salty. Right now, it's just boxes in the living room. I'm hopeful it won't be too hard and I do have a drill.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2023 08:45 PM (ouTlx)

230 FenelonSpoke

I'm sensing a theme of Alan Rickman.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 08:45 PM (u82oZ)

231 Notsothoreau

Can your handyman help? Do you need me to visit, with tools?
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

Tools? Power tools? I'm there.

Posted by: Tim "The Toolman" Taylor at June 02, 2023 08:45 PM (4I/2K)

232 I think I would like to see "Men in Tights". is that the one where Alan Rickman is the Sheriff of Nottingham?

no, robert rees plays the sheriff of nottingham, attempting to channel alan rickman, who was in Robin Hood: Prince of THieves

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:46 PM (KRtlO)

233 Shaun of the Dead
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Galaxy Quest

Posted by: lin-duh at June 02, 2023 08:46 PM (UUBmN)

234 223 I think I would like to see "Men in Tights". is that the one where Alan Rickman is the Sheriff of Nottingham?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:43 PM (Keyt1)

No, that's the " serious " Robin Hood movie that came out before it with Costner. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves 1991
Watch that first because Men in Tights makes good natured fun of it.
Alan Rickman was the best thing about Prince of Thieves

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 08:46 PM (vHIgi)

235 Notsothoreau

Let me know. We still have that museum near Hays to visit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

236 i disliked Prince of Thieves so much I never watched it again... has anyone else given it a second watch? does it improve?

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:47 PM (KRtlO)

237 Zombeavers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2023 08:48 PM (PujQp)

238 zoolander is an action movie

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:48 PM (KRtlO)

239 Sticking with Bruce Willis, The Last Boyscout.

Not awesome, but a decent movie with comedy and action.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:48 PM (Zz0t1)

240 The movie with DeNiro as a bounty hunter and the lugubrious comic plays the guy he has to take cross country.

That was very funny.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:48 PM (aw1L9)

241 >>>237 Zombeavers!

i saw a few minutes of that, seemed funny

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:48 PM (KRtlO)

242 does it improve?
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:47 PM (KRtlO)

No. But it sets up the jokes for Men in Tights

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 08:48 PM (vHIgi)

243 does it improve?
Posted by: ace

By the third or fourth watching, you actually BELIEVE that's an English accent Costner has.

Posted by: MkY at June 02, 2023 08:48 PM (cPGH3)

244
hells no

zen maintenance is very important...just tell them it's life-style affirming self care
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 02, 2023 08:40 PM (ENBF0)


You, sir, are my hero.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)

245 Alan Rickman was the best thing about Prince of Thieves
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 08:46 PM (vHIgi)

"Because it'll hurt more, you twit!"

(But I don't know if spoons are vmom-approved)

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2023 08:49 PM (vQrdQ)

246 {{{nurse ratched}}}

The woodpecker species fears you, and now you are picking on cute beavers and their hydrology engineering?

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 08:49 PM (u82oZ)

247 Alan Rickman was the best thing about Prince of Thieves

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 08:46 PM (vHIgi)

Was that the one where Morgan Freeman's character is "the smartest man in the world"?

Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 08:49 PM (AwYPR)

248 >>>The movie with DeNiro as a bounty hunter and the lugubrious comic plays the guy he has to take cross country.
That was very funny.

Just when I think you couldn't get any dumber... you go ahead and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!

That's it, Fenelon: MIDNIGHT RUN. best comedy-action movie ever.


Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:49 PM (KRtlO)

249 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 08:45 PM (u82oZ)

Yes; He was a very good actor. I saw him performing in Shakepeare. He was also quite a good looking man, IMO.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:49 PM (Keyt1)

250 I love Midnight run. I'm going to listen to the soundtrack right now.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:50 PM (KRtlO)

251 The movie with DeNiro as a bounty hunter and the lugubrious comic plays the guy he has to take cross country.

That was very funny.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:48 PM (aw1L9)


Midnight Run?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:50 PM (Zz0t1)

252 By the third or fourth watching, you actually BELIEVE that's an English accent Costner has.
Posted by: MkY

Only if you're tone deaf...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 08:50 PM (JUfCX)

253 235 Notsothoreau

Let me know. We still have that museum near Hays to visit.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Anyone want to visit the gulf coast of Alabama and help me put up a gladiator organizer thingy? We have okra!

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 08:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

254 Scouts Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2023 08:50 PM (4I/2K)

255 has anyone else given it a second watch?
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:47 PM (KRtlO)

Plenty of times. But I suspend disbelief pretty easily and just enjoy the story - and the great scene-chewing from Rickman.

Posted by: GWB at June 02, 2023 08:50 PM (vQrdQ)

256
The movie with DeNiro as a bounty hunter and the lugubrious comic plays the guy he has to take cross country.

That was very funny.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:48 PM

Charles Grodin

was it Midnight Run or something similar?

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 02, 2023 08:50 PM (ENBF0)

257 Let's not get carried away with things. Midnight run is ok.

It's no Buckaroo Banzai.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:50 PM (yVGy5)

258 You're going to have fistophobia if you don't shut the fuck up

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:51 PM (KRtlO)

259 Was never a Charles Grodin fan.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:51 PM (Zz0t1)

260
yes, it was Midnight Run

would recommend

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 02, 2023 08:51 PM (ENBF0)

261 Hot Shots

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2023 08:52 PM (u73oe)

262 True Fact: Midnight Run and Die Hard came out within like two weeks of each other. So that's the natural next movie.

What a great two weeks in the movies.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:52 PM (KRtlO)

263 Piper

Uh .... my schedule is pretty full for a trip to Alabama. Even with all my fencing gear like sabre and foil.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 08:52 PM (u82oZ)

264 So... no one liked Eating Raoul, or no one liked it?

Posted by: MkY at June 02, 2023 08:52 PM (cPGH3)

265 Anyone want to visit the gulf coast of Alabama and help me put up a gladiator organizer thingy? We have okra!
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 08:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

If you will play Flirtin' With Disaster really loud while we do it. I will help you.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:53 PM (yVGy5)

266 "You get some rest, honey, I'll bag the Nazi."
Comedy gold, Jerry!

Posted by: MkY at June 02, 2023 08:53 PM (cPGH3)

267 Anyone want to visit the gulf coast of Alabama and help me put up a gladiator organizer thingy? We have okra!
Posted by: Piper

You had me until you mentioned okra...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 08:53 PM (JUfCX)

268 Duke Lowell

Hot Shots and Hot Shots II are enhanced by experience in the Service. Very funny movies, but silly fun.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 08:53 PM (u82oZ)

269
Hey, Notsothoreau, how's your new stove?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 02, 2023 08:53 PM (lCaJd)

270 I don't think.I've seen Midnight Run

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 08:53 PM (vHIgi)

271 No one SAW...

Posted by: MkY at June 02, 2023 08:54 PM (cPGH3)

272 263 Piper

Uh .... my schedule is pretty full for a trip to Alabama. Even with all my fencing gear like sabre and foil.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ

Always the bridesmaid! 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 08:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

273 Remo Williams.

Top notch cast and worthwhile plot.

Posted by: JEM at June 02, 2023 08:54 PM (8erNz)

274 >>>0 I don't think.I've seen Midnight Run

it's legit great

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:54 PM (KRtlO)

275 She's building a petting zoo for the kids.
Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 07:37 PM (MNhXM)

Just like Joe Biden's!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 08:54 PM (eWn+g)

276
You had me until you mentioned okra...
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 08:53 PM (JUfCX)


The wife would be all over it for the okra, but she's not all that handy with tools, so she would only be there for the meal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:54 PM (Zz0t1)

277 does it improve?
Posted by: ace

By the third or fourth watching, you actually BELIEVE that's an English accent Costner has.
Posted by: MkY at June 02, 2023 08:48 PM (cPGH3)

Cor!

Posted by: Dick Van Dyke as Bert the Chimneysweep at June 02, 2023 08:54 PM (4I/2K)

278 Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:49 PM (KRtlO)

Because I don't know much about recent films (last thirty years), you're not pulling my leg about "MIdnight Run"are you, because if I go get it and it turns out to be some horror flick (which I don't usually like) I may curse- in public even.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:54 PM (Keyt1)

279 enhanced by experience in the Service. Very funny movies, but silly fun.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 08:53 PM (u82oZ)

Yes. Very funny. Kinda cerebral though.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 08:54 PM (yVGy5)

280 Midnight Run was probably Grodins best movie, his character was perfect. Smart and a perfect liar.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 02, 2023 08:55 PM (l1e1f)

281
Hot Shots and Hot Shots II are enhanced by experience in the Service. Very funny movies, but silly fun.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 08:53 PM (u82oZ)


Top SECRET!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:55 PM (Zz0t1)

282 Okra is the enemy.

Posted by: JEM at June 02, 2023 08:55 PM (8erNz)

283 >>Because I don't know much about recent films (last thirty years), you're not pulling my leg about "MIdnight Run"are you, because if I go get it and it turns out to be some horror flick (which I don't usually like) I may curse- in public even.

He is often dishonest and hurtful but Midnight Run is very funny.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2023 08:56 PM (ZLI7S)

284 Okra is the enemy.
Posted by: JEM at June 02, 2023 08:55 PM (8erNz)



Won't argue.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:56 PM (Zz0t1)

285 Piper

I will sing for you, in front of the entire TxMoMeet.

Everyone else should have ear plugs and shooting ear muffs for noise reduction.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 08:56 PM (u82oZ)

286 >>>Because I don't know much about recent films (last thirty years), you're not pulling my leg about "MIdnight Run"are you, because if I go get it and it turns out to be some horror flick (which I don't usually like) I may curse- in public even.

no it's a comedy-action. DeNiro is a former cop turned bounty hunter, and Charles Grodin is an accountant who stole millions from the mob, then got arrested. He fled after posting bail and DeNiro has to track him down, for a get-out-of-this-fKin'-business-forever payment of $100,000.

But the mob wants to kill Grodin and the FBI wants to arrest him and bring him in as a witness so what should be an easy "milk run" turns into a cross-country chase with one side and then the other getting their hands on Charles Grodin.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:56 PM (KRtlO)

287 And thanks for the cafe, Ace. It's a nice wind down from all the politics.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:56 PM (Keyt1)

288 Heartbreak Ridge had some funny bits. Like how they switched Pendleton for LeJuene.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2023 08:56 PM (u73oe)

289
The wife would be all over it for the okra, but she's not all that handy with tools, so she would only be there for the meal.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

There is a solution here!

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 08:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

290 Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Oh yes. Very funny.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 08:57 PM (u82oZ)

291 >>>He is often dishonest and hurtful but Midnight Run is very funny.

lol. and cruel.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:57 PM (KRtlO)

292 Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:56 PM (KRtlO)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:58 PM (Keyt1)

293 Fun bit of trivia. Val Kilmer did Top Gun after Real Genius.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2023 08:58 PM (u73oe)

294 67
Thanks for the recommendation.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:01 PM (Keyt1)


Then add Point Break.......Not sure why, but the ladies like it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 08:03 PM (Zz0t1)


Nobody puts Bodie on a wake board

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 02, 2023 08:59 PM (0Qrr3)

295 There is a solution here!
Posted by: Piper

If you have a problem, put it in water.
Then you have a solution.

Posted by: MkY at June 02, 2023 08:59 PM (cPGH3)

296 Airplane!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2023 08:59 PM (mirkZ)

297 >>>293 Fun bit of trivia. Val Kilmer did Top Gun after Real Genius.

that was when we thought Val Kilmer was really going to be something. Real Genius was great.

I think the big military laser was called Project LONGBOW, wasn't it?

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:59 PM (KRtlO)

298
The wife would be all over it for the okra, but she's not all that handy with tools, so she would only be there for the meal.
Posted by: Sponge

Okay, you've got it then, as you're over a 1000 miles closer.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 08:59 PM (JUfCX)

299
If you have a problem, put it in water.
Then you have a solution.
Posted by: MkY at June 02, 2023 08:59 PM (cPGH3)


Just add saline!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:00 PM (Zz0t1)

300 FenelonSpoke

You have a long list of funny movies to watch with your stalwart husband.

Except Mad Max. It is not really a relationship friendly movie.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

301 I liked the guy who lived in the wall in Real Genius.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 09:00 PM (yVGy5)

302 285 Piper

I will sing for you, in front of the entire TxMoMeet.

Everyone else should have ear plugs and shooting ear muffs for noise reduction.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at

Thank you! I would go help put Notsothoreau‘s couch together if I were close enough. Those things I am pretty good at doing. Bolting things to walls, especially straight, not so much.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 09:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

303 If you have a problem, put it in water.
Then you have a solution.
Posted by: MkY

Whoa whoa whoa
Let's not be precipitate

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 09:00 PM (vHIgi)

304 Yeh-hay.

I can say "hello" in a lot of languages. Not *yours*, but a lot.

Posted by: Jonathan "The Duke" Mardukis at June 02, 2023 09:00 PM (KRtlO)

305 Airplane!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2023 08:59 PM (mirkZ)


Made the FiL watch that years ago. Thought he was going to have a heartattack.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:00 PM (Zz0t1)

306 Shanghai Noon and Big Trouble in Little China.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at June 02, 2023 09:01 PM (ZTJjv)

307 You might like The Gods Must Be Crazy.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2023 09:01 PM (ouTlx)

308 The chick was almost believeable in Real Genius.

There were no hot chicks at Cal Tech then.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 09:01 PM (yVGy5)

309 307 You might like The Gods Must Be Crazy.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

I laughed so hard watching that

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 09:01 PM (vHIgi)

310 I really did like "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" but that wasn't an action film.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 09:02 PM (Keyt1)

311 I really did like "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" but that wasn't an action film.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 09:02 PM (Keyt1)


Throw Momma from the Train wasn't bad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:02 PM (Zz0t1)

312 298 Okay, you've got it then, as you're over a 1000 miles closer.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

I would have gotten you something else, I promise. But not the white barbecue sauce we have here, that stuff is gross.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 09:02 PM (ZdaMQ)

313 “That’s it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.”
Best Alan Rickman!

Posted by: Toni at June 02, 2023 09:03 PM (PgM6e)

314 Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I laughed all the way through Airplane! My girlfriend of the moment was laughing too. At me laughing at a stupid movie with bad jokes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

315 I guess they found out that the native that was the lead said a lot of very funny stuff in his own language. They learned about it when it was played at his hometown.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 02, 2023 09:04 PM (ouTlx)

316 When Elon tweets the departure of the trust and safety gestapo is 'director related' I'm guessing that means that the chairman of the board of directors did a purge. That is, him.

Keep cleaning house.

Posted by: JEM at June 02, 2023 09:04 PM (8erNz)

317
I laughed all the way through Airplane! My girlfriend of the moment was laughing too. At me laughing at a stupid movie with bad jokes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 09:03 PM (u82oZ)


There are movies that can be watched a million times and that's one of them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:04 PM (Zz0t1)

318 76 What other action movies can you folks think of that also have humor?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 08:09 PM (Keyt1)

Robocop. The original 1987 version, not the completely unnecessary 2014 reboot.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 02, 2023 09:04 PM (DTX3h)

319 You may start petting the hog but the hog decides when you stop.

Posted by: DaveA at June 02, 2023 09:05 PM (FhXTo)

320 The things doggeh would do for a Cheeto.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 02, 2023 09:05 PM (ufFY8)

321 Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Kamila would inflate Otto Pilot in no time at all.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 09:05 PM (u82oZ)

322 Tropic Thunder.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2023 09:05 PM (ZLI7S)

323
Kamila would inflate Otto Pilot in no time at all.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 09:05 PM (u82oZ)


True story!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:06 PM (Zz0t1)

324 JackStraw

I'll put it on the list. Never seen it.
Thanks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 09:06 PM (u82oZ)

325 You are Chris Knight, aren’t you?

I hope so. I’m wearing his underwear.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2023 09:06 PM (u73oe)

326 Because I don't know much about recent films (last thirty years), you're not pulling my leg about "MIdnight Run"are you, because if I go get it and it turns out to be some horror flick (which I don't usually like) I may curse- in public even.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Fenelon, he is playing you straight. DeNiro's bail bondsman character is at his best as far as likability, Joe Pantalione is hilarious as the owner of the bail bond company, Grodin plays himself but it works for that particular character. Other excellent casting as well.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2023 09:07 PM (wUSgb)

327 It's pretty funny Salty.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2023 09:07 PM (ZLI7S)

328 Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 09:06 PM (u82oZ)

Dude Tropic Thunder is ridiculously funny.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 09:07 PM (yVGy5)

329
I'll put it on the list. Never seen it.
Thanks.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 09:06 PM (u82oZ)


Be wary, however. There's blackface in that movie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:07 PM (Zz0t1)

330 You may start petting the hog but the hog decides when you stop.
Posted by: DaveA

Adding 'Petting the Hog' to my extensive list of euphemisms.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2023 09:08 PM (rH414)

331 Salty - Tom Cruise is absolutely outstanding in it.

Posted by: No Name Nobody at June 02, 2023 09:08 PM (Xqlct)

332 310 I really did like "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" but that wasn't an action film.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
-----------
Quite a bit of action in Midnight Run but realistic--no big kabooms, ridiculous car stunts, etc.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2023 09:08 PM (wUSgb)

333 Sponge

No worries. We are one human race.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 09:08 PM (u82oZ)

334

>>>Fenelon, he is playing you straight. DeNiro's bail bondsman character is at his best as far as likability, Joe Pantalione is hilarious as the owner of the bail bond company, Grodin plays himself but it works for that particular character. Other excellent casting as well.

Dennis Farina as the Mobster.

Yahpet Kotto as Special Agent Foster Grants.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 09:08 PM (KRtlO)

335 Good night folks, Thanks to all who put up with my comments about "Die Hard". I may have some tomorrow or Sunday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 02, 2023 09:08 PM (Keyt1)

336 Maybe I'll get some donuts?

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 09:09 PM (KRtlO)

337
Kamila would inflate Otto Pilot in no time at all.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Otto would still be an air head.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 09:09 PM (JUfCX)

338 Yaphet Kotto!

Was he in the Wire or Homicide?

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 09:09 PM (yVGy5)

339 Trump taking audience questions on Hannity... continued town hall.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 02, 2023 09:10 PM (NpAcC)

340 Yahpet Kotto as Special Agent Foster Grants.
Posted by: ace

Tell me Kotto threw shade throughout the film. Lie if you have to.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2023 09:10 PM (rH414)

341 Knight and Day with Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at June 02, 2023 09:10 PM (ZTJjv)

342 There's a funny scene in Midnight Run. DeNiro has picked Yaphet Kotto's pocket and stolen his FBI credentials. So on the plane to NYC, he's adding his picture to the credentials to forge himself an FBI badge. this little kid in the seat next to him sees what he's doing and his eyes go wide --WTF?

And DeNiro shows it to him, and says, "What do you think?"

And the little kid goes, "It looks alright. To me."

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 09:10 PM (KRtlO)

343 @302: "Bolting things to walls, especially straight, not so much."

Qualified to be Ace's shelf installation understudy.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2023 09:11 PM (k1Qly)

344 >>>Was he in the Wire or Homicide?

one of those or possibly both

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 09:11 PM (KRtlO)

345 Kotto was lmao Al Giardello in Homicide.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 09:12 PM (yVGy5)

346 Homocide.

Posted by: No Name Nobody at June 02, 2023 09:12 PM (Xqlct)

347 The Wire. Was that the one with Goldie Hawn and Mel Gibson?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:12 PM (Zz0t1)

348 Kiss Kiss Bang Bang- first movie where I finally "got" Robert Downey Jr.

Posted by: ravenmother at June 02, 2023 09:13 PM (GKldw)

349 Dennis Farina as the Mobster.

Yahpet Kotto as Special Agent Foster Grants.
Posted by: ace
-------
FWIW, I think Dennis Farina was actually a Chicago Police Department detective before he became an actor.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2023 09:13 PM (wUSgb)

350 Or was that Bird on a Wire.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 02, 2023 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)

351 Walking on a Wire is a solid album.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 09:14 PM (yVGy5)

352 Sponge. That was Bird on a Wire. The Wire. Is Bal'mer drug series that was on HBO.

Posted by: No Name Nobody at June 02, 2023 09:14 PM (Xqlct)

353 FWIW, I think Dennis Farina was actually a Chicago Police Department detective before he became an actor.
Posted by: whig at June 02, 2023 09:13 PM (wUSgb)

You're thinking Eddie Money (NYPD) before he became a singer.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 02, 2023 09:15 PM (4I/2K)

354 Tell me Kotto threw shade throughout the film. Lie if you have to.
Posted by: Tonypete

Kotto is menacing as the FBI chief about to blow his stack at DeNiro and the various situations.

I think Beverly Hills Cop sideman John Ashton played a competitor of DeNiro as a bail bondsman

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2023 09:15 PM (wUSgb)

355 343 @302: "Bolting things to walls, especially straight, not so much."

Qualified to be Ace's shelf installation understudy.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at

I was going to post that while I was sure Ace was checking his calendar to come help, I would pass on the offer. But then I thought maybe not tempt fate as I don’t want to risk my tinfoil membership level being downgraded.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 09:15 PM (ZdaMQ)

356 349 Dennis Farina as the Mobster.

Yahpet Kotto as Special Agent Foster Grants.
Posted by: ace
-------
FWIW, I think Dennis Farina was actually a Chicago Police Department detective before he became an actor.
Posted by: whig at June 02, 2023 09:13 PM
And a Vietnam vet.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2023 09:15 PM (Uv0D2)

357 You're thinking Eddie Money (NYPD) before he became a singer.
Posted by: Count de Monet
--------
Nope, looked it up, Farina spent 18 years working at Chicago PD after serving in Vietnam. Started as a patrol cop and worked up.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2023 09:16 PM (wUSgb)

358 Real Genius was great.

Until being a Moron you realize it's 80s Hollywood dumping on Reagan and SDI.

Posted by: DaveA at June 02, 2023 09:16 PM (FhXTo)

359 153 oh I've got one -- TRUE LIES!

Now that is a really funny Schwarzenegger movie that I think women like too. And incredible action.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:28 PM (KRtlO)
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A family favorite. Favorite dialog:
"Did you ever kill anyone Harry?"
"Yes, but they were all bad."

Posted by: Ciampino --- Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty at June 02, 2023 09:16 PM (qfLjt)

360 Beverly Hills Cop was a really good comedy-actioner too.

Also, John Ashton is in that, too. Marvin in Midnight Run, and one of the detectives in Beverly Hills Cop.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 09:17 PM (KRtlO)

361 >>>Tell me Kotto threw shade throughout the film. Lie if you have to.

what doe throw shade mean? You mean glared?

He glared a lot. Like epically.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 09:17 PM (KRtlO)

362 347 The Wire. Was that the one with Goldie Hawn and Mel Gibson?
Posted by: Sponge
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The Wire was an HBO series written by the same former Baltimore reporter that also was the original creative resource behind Homicide Life on the Streets. Both are set in Baltimore, not surprisingly.

Posted by: whig at June 02, 2023 09:18 PM (wUSgb)

363 True Lies is all about Tom Arnold being at his coke fueled best. He was great in that movie.

Posted by: No Name Nobody at June 02, 2023 09:18 PM (Xqlct)

364 >>>"Did you ever kill anyone Harry?"
"Yes, but they were all bad."

lol, great line.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 09:18 PM (KRtlO)

365 Just got back from a quick glass of vino on the beach. Sun won't set for another almost three hours!

Lucy the Fink was not happy. I think I was too close to the water and she thought I was trying to drown her.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2023 09:18 PM (U2p+3)

366 I liked the guy who lived in the wall in Real Genius.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 09:00 PM (yVGy5)

Lazlo, I think.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 02, 2023 09:19 PM (ZSK0i)

367 Yea! LASZLO. He was my hero.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 09:19 PM (yVGy5)

368 355
I was going to post that while I was sure Ace was checking his calendar to come help, I would pass on the offer. But then I thought maybe not tempt fate as I don’t want to risk my tinfoil membership level being downgraded.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 09:15 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Tinfoil membership? Gee no one mentioned that, all I got was the 'wet TP' membership.

Posted by: Ciampino - All generalizations are false. at June 02, 2023 09:19 PM (qfLjt)

369 oh no

i feel like I'm playing Sim City, but with animal videos
Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 07:33 PM (KRtlO)

Not to worry, Ace. Any chemist knows that Platypuses are not Noble, they will readily combine with any Alkaline through Halogen family member.

THIS IS SCIENCE!

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2023 09:19 PM (xhaym)

370 Ace, to throw shade: to criticize someone or something publicly and show that you do not respect them.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2023 09:20 PM (rH414)

371 >>> Ace, to throw shade: to criticize someone or something publicly and show that you do not respect them.

he gives this slow turn to a couple of FBI agents who have disappointed him. He also gives a menacing glare to DeNiro, but it doesn't work on DeNiro at all.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 09:21 PM (KRtlO)

372 A 1980's Kotto would make a great Agent Franks if they ever made Corrie's MHI into a movie or TV series.

Posted by: No Name Nobody at June 02, 2023 09:21 PM (Xqlct)

373 Donaldo Guigliermo Farina was in Crime Story. So good.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 09:22 PM (yVGy5)

374 365 Lucy the Fink was not happy. I think I was too close to the water and she thought I was trying to drown her.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I love she walks with you. I saw a tiny black kitten in the median on my way in to teach this morning (530am). Of course I pull over to try to save it, but it ran into a ditch and took off. I am not sure what I would have done with a little feral kitten in the studio trying to teach had I caught it. Probably would have funnier anecdotes than what is currently happening! 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 09:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

375 Have a great night, everyone.

May you find your bliss.

Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at June 02, 2023 09:23 PM (u82oZ)

376 Curses. Correia's

Posted by: No Name Nobody at June 02, 2023 09:23 PM (Xqlct)

377 >> Ace, to throw shade: to criticize someone or something publicly and show that you do not respect them.

ace wouldn't know anything about that.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2023 09:23 PM (ZLI7S)

378 I tried my dog's poop with whipped cream...it was awesome!

Posted by: Paul at June 02, 2023 09:24 PM (BK4Ka)

379 I am sorry to hear you have insomnia, Fenelon. The worst type is that wakes you up at 3 AM and there is nothing to do until the sun rises.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2023 09:24 PM (xhaym)

380 Was Farina ever in The Sopranos? I mean everybody else was.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2023 09:25 PM (Uv0D2)

381 Midnight Run, Jack Walsh vs. Special Agent Foster Grants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlj9wg9q6f8

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 09:25 PM (KRtlO)

382 Posted by: Paul

Disney is trending down; but, you know all about that...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 02, 2023 09:25 PM (zaWyB)

383 374 365 Lucy the Fink was not happy. I think I was too close to the water and she thought I was trying to drown her.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I love she walks with you. I saw a tiny black kitten in the median on my way in to teach this morning (530am). Of course I pull over to try to save it, but it ran into a ditch and took off. I am not sure what I would have done with a little feral kitten in the studio trying to teach had I caught it. Probably would have funnier anecdotes than what is currently happening! 😂
Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 09:23 PM
Piper, this is a sign. Ask Duncanthrax.

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2023 09:26 PM (Uv0D2)

384 Posted by: Paul at June 02, 2023 09:24 PM (BK4Ka)

You asked the exact same question in the Disney thread.

Shove off.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 02, 2023 09:26 PM (ZSK0i)

385 'and you know who lost $100 million for dizney? A little mermaid. And I was that little mermaid.'
-K. Harris

Posted by: Eromero at June 02, 2023 09:30 PM (Uv0D2)

386 Shove off.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 02, 2023 09:26 PM (ZSK0i)

Paul is just pissed off that he got thrown out of the matinee showing of Littlest Mermaid for pleasuring himself in the front row.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 09:30 PM (eWn+g)

387 If you're bitten by a werewolf...you turn into a werewolf...is that right?
Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 08:26 PM (AwYPR)

Or get rabies. Yes.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2023 09:30 PM (xhaym)

388 Paul is just pissed off that he got thrown out of the matinee showing of Littlest Mermaid for pleasuring himself in the front row.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Inside of a small box of popcorn.

A very small box.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2023 09:31 PM (rH414)

389 "Aliens" is one of the best action movies ever made. Also, funny in places. Not like what you'd call a comedy, though. Just funny here and there.

Posted by: ace at June 02, 2023 08:29 PM (KRtlO)

Same way The Rock is funny. It is contrived and silly, but it has some good moments.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 02, 2023 09:32 PM (xhaym)

390 How important to their bottom line is a 100 million dollar loss on Little Mermaid ?
Posted by: Paul at June 02

Good evening, Paul! Glad you are leaning in to the movie discussion! I continue to pray for your heart.

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 09:32 PM (ZdaMQ)

391 If you're bitten by a werewolf...you turn into a werewolf...is that right?
Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 08:26 PM (AwYPR)

Or get rabies. Yes.
Posted by: Kindltot

I'll need to review Rabid with Marilyn Chambers to refresh my memory.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2023 09:32 PM (rH414)

392 Was Farina ever in The Sopranos? I mean everybody else was.
Posted by: Eromero

No, Farina was in The Little Rascals.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2023 09:33 PM (rH414)

393 Oh YES to Midnight Run and Knight and Day.

First time I've enjoyed DeNiro in a film, and the rest are excellent too.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 09:33 PM (mo/0F)

394 I'll need to review Rabid with Marilyn Chambers to refresh my memory.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2023 09:32 PM (rH414)

99 and 44/100ths percent pure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 09:34 PM (eWn+g)

395 Hop-a-long casadice

Posted by: DaveA at June 02, 2023 09:34 PM (FhXTo)

396 99 and 44/100ths percent pure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Right! But the part that isn't - Wow!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2023 09:35 PM (rH414)

397 Even a man who is pure in heart, And says his prayers by night, May become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms, And the moon is full and bright.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2023 09:35 PM (ZLI7S)

398 397 Even a man who is pure in heart, And says his prayers by night, May become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms, And the moon is full and bright.
Posted by: JackStraw

Do we now howl in unison?

Posted by: Piper at June 02, 2023 09:36 PM (ZdaMQ)

399 "The Freshman" is a quirky film with Matthew Broderick and Marlon Brando. You have no idea where it's going but it's entertaining.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 02, 2023 09:36 PM (mo/0F)

400 Thanks for hanging out with us for a bit, Ace. It's fun to see you chat and relax a little. I hope
You have a lovely weekend.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 02, 2023 09:37 PM (U2p+3)

401 Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2023 09:35 PM (ZLI7S)

I approve of this message.

[Except for the whole "Mets Fan" shit...]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 02, 2023 09:37 PM (ZCCyW)

402 Taking a break for dinner on a long drive from the south end of Oregon to the north end. At least I'm in the part of the state that has Terminator Stout on tap.

Posted by: PabloD at June 02, 2023 09:39 PM (WcdkI)

403 Fox COPS is determined to convince everyone that it's white folks committing the crimes

show focused on busting poor druggies on their last leg

total asshole

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 09:39 PM (us2H3)

404 They mentioned werewolves in a Lord of Spirits podcast. Iirc, ancient cultures across the globe have tales of people, who ritual cannibalism, take on the powers and aspect of a wolf (or bear) - of a beast.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 02, 2023 09:39 PM (VdN7z)

405 Let's shift gears......

So... a GHEY PRIDE event was happening at an elementary school around the corner from the Castle Nightwatch where they were going to read Mary Hoffman’s book “The Great Big Book of Families to the children (read CHILDREN) at the school.

One problem...

A large crowd of parents showed up with banners like "Hands off our children"..."STOP the grooming".."Parents have RIGHTS." and multiple American Flags.

LAPD was forced to dispatch officers to keep a line between the shouting factions and at on point the lines were breached and fights broke out.

Yes...

more of this please...more of this ALLL month.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 02, 2023 09:40 PM (UsQA1)

406 I aspire to be a Weresloth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 09:40 PM (eWn+g)

407 8 In the last 12 months Disney had a profit of 29 BILLION
How important to their bottom line is a 100 million dollar loss on Little Mermaid ?
Posted by: Paul at June 02, 2023 09:24 PM (BK4Ka)

Your number is off by about 20 billion. They made a net income this quarter of about 1.9 billion.

Posted by: polynikes at June 02, 2023 09:42 PM (MNhXM)

408 You better stay away from him

He'll rip your lungs out Jim

draw blood

Posted by: JackStraw at June 02, 2023 09:42 PM (ZLI7S)

409 406 I aspire to be a Weresloth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 09:40 PM (eWn+g)

Got damn nukka too lazy to be a weresloth.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 02, 2023 09:43 PM (yVGy5)

410 Night of the Werequoka!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 02, 2023 09:44 PM (u73oe)

411 Remember in 2008

California VOTED that MARRIAGE WAS BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN!!!

That's when the Democrat's began the tactic of stealing elections

And they have improved their tactics over the years don't ya think?

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 02, 2023 09:46 PM (UsQA1)

412 No, Farina was in The Little Rascals.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 02, 2023 09:33 PM (rH414)

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A breakfast food, made entirely of alfalfa.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 09:48 PM (s12c9)

413 411 Remember in 2008

California VOTED that MARRIAGE WAS BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN!!!

That's when the Democrat's began the tactic of stealing elections

And they have improved their tactics over the years don't ya think?
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 02, 2023 09:46 PM (UsQA1)

and it passed on the backs of the black community

but they ran to a gay judge and he overruled it

and here we are, somewhere down on the slippery slope

Posted by: REDACTED at June 02, 2023 09:50 PM (us2H3)

414 Weresloth have no fangs
just the dull claws without any TANG.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 02, 2023 09:50 PM (UsQA1)

415 The were-weasel.

Technically, is it still a form of weasel?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 09:50 PM (s12c9)

416 GROOMIN CHILDREN

Far from the slippery slope...we are at the near bottom these days.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 02, 2023 09:53 PM (UsQA1)

417 @407: "Your number is off by about 20 billion. They made a net income this quarter of about 1.9 billion."

His was an annual gross profit number and yours is a quarterly net income number. Apple and oranges. The bigger point is that the Studio Entertainment (films) division only makes up 15% of Disney's revenues and even less of their profits, and strictly speaking, they're not gonna subsidize a money losing film division for very long.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 02, 2023 09:55 PM (k1Qly)

418 Technically, is it still a form of weasel?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 02, 2023 09:50 PM (s12c9)

Was a weasle?

Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 09:57 PM (AwYPR)

419 I see from the ads, a shot glass w/2 dates cures dyabeetus.

Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 10:00 PM (AwYPR)

420 I see from the ads, a shot glass w/2 dates cures dyabeetus.
Posted by: BignJames at June 02, 2023 10:00 PM (AwYPR)

Yeah. If one were Ginger, and the other Mary Ann.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 02, 2023 10:01 PM (eWn+g)

421 I'll drink to that

Cheers!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 02, 2023 10:03 PM (UsQA1)

422 " I see from the ads, a shot glass w/2 dates cures dyabeetus."

And sticking a lemon in your ear cures tinnitus.

Posted by: Tuna at June 02, 2023 10:29 PM (gLRfa)

423 I am tired...
wore out actually

Time to go out under the Orange Tree

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