David French Would Like to "Rap" About Masculinity to Smooth, Sexy Young Men

David French, the world's femmiest alleged heterosexual, wants to "rap" with you about what makes a Man Hard, and, PLOT TWIST, conservatives and evangelicals have it all wrong and in fact are "emasculating" themselves.

Weird how every David French column, paid for by the leftwing NYT, just happens to perfectly flatter the vanities and bigotries of the NYT's gonzo leftwing readership, huh?

Must be all that Integrity.

By the way, the column leads with a picture of Josh Hawley, intending to mock him as not quite Manly Enough according to the musky-thewed standards of David French.

There is a certain irony in discussions of masculinity. The group that is most convinced of a crisis of masculinity, the American right, is also busy emasculating itself before our eyes. It correctly perceives that young men are facing an identity crisis, yet it is modeling precisely the wrong response.
The release of the Missouri senator Josh Hawley's new book on manhood is the latest peg for a national conversation about men, but the necessity of such a conversation has been apparent for some time. If there's anything that's well established in American social science, it's that men are falling behind women in higher education, suffer disproportionately from drug overdoses and are far more likely to commit suicide.
Indeed, the very definition of "masculinity" is up for grabs. In 2019, the American Psychological Association published guidelines that took direct aim at what it called "traditional masculinity -- marked by stoicism, competitiveness, dominance and aggression" -- declaring it to be, "on the whole, harmful."

David French is part of the movement to redefine masculinity, of course.

...
I should note here that traditionally "masculine" virtues are not exclusively male. Women who successfully model these attributes are all around us. On my recent visit to Kyiv, I was struck by the restraint and courage of the men and women I met. In the face of the greatest of challenges, they exhibited a degree of calm conviction that's all too foreign to our domestic politics.
If you doubt the need for such stoicism in our own country, I'd point you, ironically enough, to the side of our political divide that is most critical of the A.P.A.'s conclusions: the American right. In its words, the right claims to uphold traditional masculinity; in its deeds, the story is very different.
Rudyard Kipling's famous poem "If--" is one of the purest distillations of restraint as a traditional manly virtue. It begins with the words "If you can keep your head when all about you / Are losing theirs and blaming it on you." The entire work speaks of the necessity of calmness and courage. Do not allow yourself to become too high or too low. ("If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster / And treat those two impostors just the same.") Persevere.
It's a compelling vision -- although one that can become an emotional trap, to be sure. Stoicism carried to excess can become a dangerous form of emotional repression, a stifling of necessary feelings. But the fact that the patience and perseverance that mark stoicism can be taken too far is not to say that we should shun those values. In times of conflict and crisis, it is the calm man or woman who can see clearly.
Instead, the new right chooses to shriek about "groomers" on Twitter.
If you spend much time at all on right-wing social media -- especially Twitter these days -- or listening to right-wing news outlets, you'll be struck by the sheer hysteria of the rhetoric, the hair-on-fire sense of emergency that seems to dominate all discourse.
In 2016, for example, the single most important intellectual work of the new right was an essay by Michael Anton entitled "The Flight 93 Election." It began like this: "2016 is the Flight 93 election: Charge the cockpit or you die. You may die anyway. You -- or the leader of your party -- may make it into the cockpit and not know how to fly or land the plane. There are no guarantees. Except one: If you don't try, death is certain."
That's right: The argument was that electing Hillary Clinton, a thoroughly establishment Democrat, would mean the end of America. It's an argument that people never stopped making. In 2020, I debated the Christian author Eric Metaxas about whether Christians should support Donald Trump against Joe Biden. What did he argue? That Joe Biden could "genuinely destroy America forever."
Catastrophic rhetoric is omnipresent on the right. Let's go back to the "groomer" smear. It's a hallmark of right-wing rhetoric that if you disagree with the new right on any matter relating to sex or sexuality, you're not just wrong; you're a "groomer" or "soft on pedos." Did a senator vote to confirm Ketanji Brown Jackson for the Supreme Court? Then he's "pro-pedophile." Did you disagree with Florida's H.B. 1557, which restricted instruction on sexuality and gender identity? Then "you are probably a groomer."
But conservative catastrophism is only one part of the equation. The other is meanspirited pettiness. Traditional masculinity says that people should meet a challenge with a level head and firm convictions. Right-wing culture says that everything is an emergency, and is to be combated with relentless trolling and hyperbolic insults.

David French is compelled by Sacred Honor to once again attack the right because his Very Good Fren Jonah Goldberg complained of being insulted on Twitter.

Twitter, even in its pre-Elon Musk state, seemed as if it had been constructed in a lab to contribute to a constant state of hysteria. Every single perceived left-wing outrage or excess is shared far and wide. "How can you be calm?" right-wing activists demand to know. "Didn't you see that the North Face is using drag queens in its ads?"
Last month, my friend Jonah Goldberg wrote an important piece cataloging the sheer pettiness of the young online right. "Everywhere I look these days," he wrote, "I see young conservatives believing they should behave like jerks." As Jonah noted, there are those who now believe it shows "courage and strength to be coarse or bigoted."

I guarantee you he wrote this in response to people demanding he account for his serial errors (errors? Or malign intent?) in getting every story about Russiagate, the laptop, and the FBI and DOJ wrong for six years running now.

I've omitted the bit about Hawley -- it's the standard leftwing smear that he saluted Trump supporters on January 6, and then "ran" when the "unruly" crowd got too close. He omits noting that he was ordered to a safe place, along with every other Senator and staffer in the building.

Because David French lies. He lies constantly, he lies effortlessly, he lies remorselessly.

Not only did this supsected closet case attack Josh Hawley as not quite manly enough, but he had his haggish wife join in in the attack, merely for taking a shot back at French.

When a Twitter user named Sara Gonzales made a joke about Nancy French having a boyfriend -- which is a joke about David French's sexual inadequecy, not Nancy French at all -- he pretended not to know that, and began Damseling up a storm, claiming that Gonzales had viciously attacked his wife as an adulteress.

It's very masculine to constantly lie and smear opponent. And it's very manly to begin shrieking like a damsel in peril whenever someone (in this case, a girl) snaps back at you.

Below, David French's ideal of manhood.

Posted by: Ace at 05:25 PM

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David French, the world's femmiest alleged heterosexual, wants to "rap" with you about what makes a Man Hard, and, PLOT TWIST, conservatives and evangelicals have it all wrong and in fact are "emasculating" themselves.

What numbered day of his girlhood is he celebrating?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 30, 2023 05:27 PM (pNxlR)

2 Just in time for pride month!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenko stuff at May 30, 2023 05:28 PM (dKAOm)

3 I freely and proudly (now that Pride Month is around the corner) admit that I didn't read the Rev. David's article, but it sounds like he tried to do a "satire" about Josh Hawley, for which he very well may be incapable.

Posted by: A Concerned Citizen at May 30, 2023 05:28 PM (zcPgo)

4 Perhaps we've been looking at it wrong, David French may be a little bitch but have we considered his wife is Jada Pinketting him as well, making him even more of a malleable faggot?

Has she watch Legally Blonde and First Wives Club too many times and thinks she really is the girlboss who can out-Kathleen Kennedy every other slay qween?

Posted by: UwU_Power at May 30, 2023 05:28 PM (3kWw+)

5 If AI replaced David French, would anybody know the difference?

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Max Headroom for President! at May 30, 2023 05:28 PM (OUMaO)

6 David French would like to gargle with the jizz of 14 year old boys for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 05:29 PM (Zz0t1)

7 The Lost In Space where Smith get huge gainzzz from some alien whatsis was just on.

Posted by: DaveA at May 30, 2023 05:29 PM (FhXTo)

8 Is Mr. French unaware that his cucked-out marriage is now a meme?

Posted by: Chuck C at May 30, 2023 05:30 PM (xttsV)

9 "Indeed, the very definition of "masculinity" is up for grabs."

Nobody better try to grab my balls.

Posted by: Boston at May 30, 2023 05:30 PM (iayUP)

10 I identify as first, because work interfered with being first.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 30, 2023 05:30 PM (3CCua)

11 The release of the Missouri senator Josh Hawley's new book on manhood is the latest peg
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"Peg" seems like an odd choice of wording here?

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at May 30, 2023 05:30 PM (Rpdcm)

12 The masculine case for pegging?

Posted by: NCKate at May 30, 2023 05:31 PM (d5Qya)

13 off yankee sock

Posted by: fd at May 30, 2023 05:31 PM (iayUP)

14 Whenever I hear about this guy I’m reminded of his confederate flag boat cushion

Posted by: Redenzo at May 30, 2023 05:31 PM (V/pbu)

15 14 Whenever I hear about this guy I’m reminded of his confederate flag boat cushion

lol that wasn't French tho it was that bald asshat

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 30, 2023 05:32 PM (w0NJk)

16 French let out a Freudian slip: "...the latest peg..."

Posted by: Bert G at May 30, 2023 05:32 PM (VARTN)

17 other bald asshat?

the more griftery one

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 30, 2023 05:32 PM (w0NJk)

18 Twitter is like the pie fighting scene in Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2023 05:33 PM (guGkK)

19 I always wanted Robbie to pinch Dr Smith's head off.

Posted by: fd at May 30, 2023 05:33 PM (iayUP)

20
Last month, my friend Jonah Goldberg wrote an important piece cataloging the sheer pettiness of the young online right. "Everywhere I look these days," he wrote, "I see young conservatives believing they should behave like jerks." As Jonah noted, there are those who now believe it shows "courage and strength to be coarse or bigoted."

Are you two still having your girlie-girl slapfights over "Is ___ a sandwich?", David?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 30, 2023 05:33 PM (pNxlR)

21 Friend of the blog the Rick Wilson

Posted by: NCKate at May 30, 2023 05:33 PM (d5Qya)

22 If all the men become more feminine and girly, who will open the pickle jar?

MHmm?

I need answers.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 30, 2023 05:33 PM (6Tc2R)

23 Last month, my friend Jonah Goldberg...

I think I see the problem right there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2023 05:34 PM (guGkK)

24 : "...the latest peg..."

My favorite song -
Please peg come back to me!

Posted by: David Fwench at May 30, 2023 05:34 PM (RilAR)

25 writing about this tubby turd is a huge waste of time, space, energy and effort

Everyone reading this already knows what a POS FrenchBoy is. Why bother?

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 30, 2023 05:34 PM (dGRTS)

26 You gotta love that French shoehorned in that irrelevance about Ukraine and his trip there. Gotta always be pimping the left’s fav hobby horses!

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 30, 2023 05:34 PM (CVLL9)

27 imagine the anger of Missus French

having a girl like that for a husband makes a normal woman pissy

and she is clearly a lot more overbearing than a normal woman. she's probably got one of those massive clits that she needs to tuck

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 30, 2023 05:34 PM (w0NJk)

28 Billy West's impression of Dr. Smith during his run on the Howard Stern show was hysterical.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 05:35 PM (Zz0t1)

29 Everyone reading this already knows what a POS FrenchBoy is. Why bother?
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 30, 2023 05:34 PM (dGRTS)

It's fun.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2023 05:35 PM (guGkK)

30 It's a kinder gentler kind of masculinity.

Posted by: fd at May 30, 2023 05:35 PM (iayUP)

31 "David French Would Like to "Rap" About Masculinity to Smooth, Sexy Young Men"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZXuaoFS9SQ

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 30, 2023 05:35 PM (ncXxy)

32 >>writing about this tubby turd is a huge waste of time, space, energy and effort

Everyone reading this already knows what a POS FrenchBoy is. Why bother?
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at May 30, 2023 05:34 PM (dGRTS)

Then don't read it. Problem solved!

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 30, 2023 05:35 PM (bNf8H)

33 25 writing about this tubby turd is a huge waste of time, space, energy and effort

Everyone reading this already knows what a POS FrenchBoy is. Why bother?

I agree with you Stan

BUT we can have fun ripping them. they clearly don't like it and get hurt.

so that's fun! destroy these tiny-minded fatbodies

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 30, 2023 05:36 PM (w0NJk)

34 How much time on Twitter is spent by people just insulting others who follow they or their spouses?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2023 05:36 PM (Keyt1)

35 I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 30, 2023 05:36 PM (sWM8x)

36 >>>7 The Lost In Space where Smith get huge gainzzz from some alien whatsis was just on.

Inspiring. I don't know that one, I barely remember any of the plots

. My one strong memory is when Dr. Smith was making Dr. Smith clones out of some conveyer belt machine that stamped humans out of a dough-like substance. Will fell on to the conveyer belt and got turned into a creepy Dr. Smith mini-me. That freaked me out. I was young so I didn't know that any bad thing that happens in a TV show can be easily reversed at the end of the show. I thought it was permanent.

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2023 05:36 PM (KRtlO)

37 The Lost In Space where Smith get huge gainzzz from some alien whatsis was just on.

Posted by: DaveA at May 30, 2023 05:29 PM (FhXTo)

Deep breathing reactivates the fumes Dr. Smith!!

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at May 30, 2023 05:36 PM (OgrpQ)

38 If David French hasn't watched his wife get railed out by a person of actual masculinity, I'll eat my hat.

Posted by: ballistic at May 30, 2023 05:36 PM (oXNqT)

39
You gotta love that French shoehorned in that irrelevance about Ukraine and his trip there. Gotta always be pimping the left’s fav hobby horses!

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 30, 2023 05:34 PM

Shame he was considered not important enough to have the sirens go off. Because he sure would have enjoyed relaying the line of BS.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 30, 2023 05:36 PM (enJYY)

40 I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK!
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 30, 2023 05:36 PM (sWM8x)

You cut down trees, you eat your lunch, you go to the lavatree?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 05:37 PM (Zz0t1)

41 "Indeed, the very definition of "masculinity" is up for grabs."

Nobody better try to grab my balls.
Posted by: Boston

Using both hands, reach u Der the elbow of the attacker's arm. Interlock you fingers. Sharply snap you hands upward against the back of the attacker's elbow, breaking and dislocating it. Step back with your right foot keeping your left foot planted. Grab the back of the attacker's neck with you left hand, while bringing your right knee up and into the attacker's nose.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 30, 2023 05:37 PM (3CCua)

42 Collision of Planets

Blurb refers to space hippies but they're more unjacketed space bikers.

Posted by: DaveA at May 30, 2023 05:37 PM (FhXTo)

43 #twoweeksmore for the GOP to jawbone about the possibility of maybe thinking about certainly considering a panel to study a hearing on vaca------tion, uh, I mean we're going to be discussing the possibility of vacating the chair.

Same with Wray's subpoena. They think they're going to talk us to death. Useless people need to be donkey punched. Yhee-haw, rhee-haw.

Posted by: micky at May 30, 2023 05:37 PM (3byMq)

44 He is less critical of the left than the left.

Wrap your head around that.

Posted by: sven at May 30, 2023 05:37 PM (X0I7i)

45
I saw Malleable Faggot open for the Sex Pistols at the Cow Palace in '89.

They weren't bad, but I have to admit that I was hammered at the time.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 30, 2023 05:37 PM (pNxlR)

46 . My one strong memory is when Dr. Smith was making Dr. Smith clones out of some conveyer belt machine that stamped humans out of a dough-like substance. Will fell on to the conveyer belt and got turned into a creepy Dr. Smith mini-me. That freaked me out. I was young so I didn't know that any bad thing that happens in a TV show can be easily reversed at the end of the show. I thought it was permanent.

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2023 05:36 PM (KRtlO)

That episode aired just a few weeks ago on MeTV. Billy Mumy had a Dr. Smith mask on, it was creepy.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at May 30, 2023 05:38 PM (OgrpQ)

47 I thought Judy was the schnizz.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2023 05:38 PM (guGkK)

48 Twitter is like the pie fighting scene in Blazing Saddles.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 30, 2023 05:33 PM

More like the baked bean scene.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 30, 2023 05:39 PM (Wnv9h)

49 Nothing says manly to me like a guy hiding behind his wife's skirts.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2023 05:39 PM (eOEVl)

50 On my recent visit to Kyiv, I was struck by the restraint and courage of the men and women I met.

David visits the sex trafficking capital of the world and even there gets turned down.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2023 05:39 PM (lc5cP)

51 Earnest refutation of the "your wife's boyfriend" meme is exactly why it became a meme in the first place. Baiting both husband and wife into serious responses is masterclass trolling.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 30, 2023 05:40 PM (k1Qly)

52 "Indeed, the very definition of "masculinity" is up for grabs."

Nobody better try to grab my balls.

Any of you homos try to grab my balls, I'll kill you.

Posted by: Francis at May 30, 2023 05:40 PM (eOEVl)

53 Men without chests or balls. Big soy didn't do this all on it's own

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2023 05:40 PM (mC1F3)

54 Kipling were he alive today, would bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate French into a lunchbox and laugh.

Posted by: weft cut loop at May 30, 2023 05:40 PM (jzzG8)

55 His wife stepped into that.

I mean, it is really rude, but even so. She did step in.

Posted by: Synova at May 30, 2023 05:41 PM (BD/yx)

56 And while we're drawing comparisons. Celtics in game 7 last night are symbolic of the GOP.

When snark fails me from now on my default is
"Oh, no!!!!
Anyways..."

Posted by: micky at May 30, 2023 05:41 PM (3byMq)

57 Old Yeller was one of my favorite movies.

I liked it because in the end, Travis had to shoot his own dog.

That's a good masculine lesson, duty above feelings.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 30, 2023 05:41 PM (Zqeqr)

58 I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK!
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 30, 2023 05:36 PM

You put on women's clothing and hang around in bars?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 30, 2023 05:41 PM (Wnv9h)

59 I don't care what the NYT's pet shabby guy thinks about anything. If I haven't actually gone to a source seeking advice on masculinity, you can bet I don't care what they think about it.

As simple as that.

Posted by: trev006 at May 30, 2023 05:41 PM (FWpta)

60 conservatives and evangelicals have it all wrong and in fact are "emasculating" themselves.
______________

Well, that's good isn't it? Becoming more sensitive, and getting in touch with their feminine side, along with getting in touch (?) with other sensitive guys. Most of whom can be found in bathhouses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 05:41 PM (YqDXo)

61 So after 4 years of TRUMP IS A NAZI WHO COLLUDED WITH THE RUSSIANS, this cuck is accusing us of being hysterical about issues?

LOL!

Posted by: Montec at May 30, 2023 05:42 PM (OalnH)

62 The world's least masculine man writing about being masculine is exactly why society is f*cked.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)

63 I don't care about America's Pharisee. I'm sort of surprised that his "church" hasn't placed him under church discipline. Maybe because they are apostate.

A good website for manliness is cleverly called:

https://www.artofmanliness.com

I'm not seeing guidelines for building and habitating a cuckshed while the wife is with her bull. Maybe David can be a guest contributor and provide his deep experience and wisdom on that topic.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2023 05:42 PM (YXHzG)

64 I liked it because in the end, Travis had to shoot his own dog.

That's a good masculine lesson, duty above feelings.

Yeah, he's the brave one. I'm the one with rabies and a slug in my skull.

Posted by: Old Yeller at May 30, 2023 05:42 PM (eOEVl)

65 The release of the Missouri senator Josh Hawley's new book on manhood is the latest peg for a national conversation about men
________________

Unfortunate choice of words, or a Freudian slip? What thinks the Horde?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 05:42 PM (YqDXo)

66 Any of you homos try to grab my balls, I'll kill you.
Posted by: Francis at May 30, 2023 05:40 PM

I'd say lighten up, Francis, but I'm with you on this one.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 30, 2023 05:43 PM (Wnv9h)

67 " In 2019, the American Psychological Association published guidelines that took direct aim at what it called "traditional masculinity -- marked by stoicism, competitiveness, dominance and aggression" -- declaring it to be, "on the whole, harmful."

The fun part about being competitive, aggressive, and dominant is that you don't have to give a fuck what a bunch of pussies think. And if they really want to push the issue you can vote them off the island, so to speak.

You know who gets to choose who is in the dustbin of history? The ones that take out the trash.

Posted by: somedood at May 30, 2023 05:43 PM (P+D9B)

68 David visits the sex trafficking capital of the world and even there gets turned down.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2023 05:39 PM (lc5cP)

Couldn't score in Lviv with fistfuls of hundos.

"Let's see, bang David French or starve? Screw it, I could stand to skip a meal. Ooh, Harvey Weinstein! He's less repulsive. Financially, I mean."

Posted by: trev006 at May 30, 2023 05:43 PM (FWpta)

69 "Mr. Kipling, I was just discussing masculinity with the gents down at the club..."

"Lean a bit closer, laddie, so I remember what your face looked like before."

"uh, before what?"

Posted by: weft cut loop at May 30, 2023 05:43 PM (jzzG8)

70 Smooth as a dolphin down there.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2023 05:43 PM (v0R5T)

71 The Kipling gambit: Quote some Kipling in you column to give it that sheen of intellectualism.

Let me try...

Mowgli could not help laughing when the Bandar-log began, twenty at a time, to tell him how great and wise and strong and gentle they were, and how foolish he was to wish to leave them. "We are great. We are free. We are wonderful. We are the most wonderful people in all the jungle! We all say so, and so it must be true," they shouted. "Now as you are a new listener and can carry our words back to the Jungle-People so that they may notice us in future, we will tell you all about our most excellent selves."

Posted by: QT3.14159 at May 30, 2023 05:43 PM (mVLnq)

72 David French's ideal "man" is Dylan Mulvaney. Maybe Sam Brinton, or Rachel "Rocky" Levine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

73 I was young so I didn't know that any bad thing that happens in a TV show can be easily reversed at the end of the show. I thought it was permanent.
Posted by: ace at May 30, 2023 05:36 PM (KRtlO)

I dunno Ace, for example, Peter Scolari's career never really took off again after Bosom Buddies.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2023 05:44 PM (xhaym)

74 So according to the APA, nobody should compete. In which case everyone should get into medical school. In which case, why do we need your "expertise" to tell us anything?

Posted by: Montec at May 30, 2023 05:44 PM (OalnH)

75
I think I can understand David French - when I was in Junior High sports I had to drop trou and cough while some Dr with a veritable forest of hair growing out of his ears groped my balls.

Masculinity was confusing back then. Some people figure it out before adulthood. French apparently hasn't.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 30, 2023 05:44 PM (enJYY)

76
I dunno Ace, for example, Peter Scolari's career never really took off again after Bosom Buddies.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2023 05:44 PM (xhaym)

He must've made plenty of money off Newhart, then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 05:44 PM (Zz0t1)

77 Any chance we can start a conversation about manhood with, "Stop Castrating Boys!"?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 30, 2023 05:45 PM (z+89e)

78 >>>That episode aired just a few weeks ago on MeTV. Billy Mumy had a Dr. Smith mask on, it was creepy.

I remember it being a very effective mask.

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2023 05:45 PM (KRtlO)

79 David French's ideal "man" is Dylan Mulvaney. Maybe Sam Brinton, or Rachel "Rocky" Levine.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 05:44 PM (YqDXo)

He has SEX with men. He LOVES his wife.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

80
You know who gets to choose who is in the dustbin of history? The ones that take out the trash.
Posted by: somedood

You see, my friend, there are two kinds of people in this world -- those with guns and those who dig.

You dig.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 30, 2023 05:45 PM (pNxlR)

81 Speaking of 60's Sci-Fi, I just watched (again) Beyond the Time Barrier, which takes place in the future of...2024.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2023 05:45 PM (PiwSw)

82 Shorter French: my wife's lovers have always been strong masculine men, and they make me feel inferior, therefore I want to cancel strong masculine men

Posted by: Montec at May 30, 2023 05:46 PM (OalnH)

83 "Mr. Kipling, I was just discussing masculinity with the gents down at the club..."

Posted by: weft cut loop at May 30, 2023 05:43 PM (jzzG

Kipling is great, especially for a certain kind of colonial throwback. But when I started imagining "When the Saxon Began to Hate" being said at a party of fun-loving Normans enchanted by his brooding, I stopped being quite so serious about that admiration.

Posted by: trev006 at May 30, 2023 05:46 PM (FWpta)

84 "In 2019, the American Psychological Association published guidelines that took direct aim at what it called "traditional masculinity -- marked by stoicism, competitiveness, dominance and aggression" -- declaring it to be, "on the whole, harmful."
_______________

Given the sorry state of psychological "research," the threadbare intellectual underpinnings of the subject, and the numerous pathologies (aka "fads") psychologists have promulgated, they really should STFU.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 05:46 PM (YqDXo)

85 Speaking of 60's Sci-Fi, I just watched (again) Beyond the Time Barrier, which takes place in the future of...2024.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2023 05:45 PM (PiwSw)

Great flick, another Sci-Fi time/space movie that is underrated - The Idaho Transfer

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at May 30, 2023 05:46 PM (OgrpQ)

86 On my recent visit to Kyiv

___

He wrote Kyiv instead of Kiev. So masculine of him.

Posted by: Montec at May 30, 2023 05:47 PM (OalnH)

87
He has SEX with men. He LOVES his wife.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

__________

There's an Eddie Murphy stand-up routine about that sort of thing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2023 05:47 PM (Aih6y)

88 I don't know who Sara Gonzales is, but I'm willing to do the research and 1 on 1 interview to find out.
I'll get back to y'all later.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 30, 2023 05:47 PM (7Fj9P)

89 I do find it difficult to write with all these dudes shoving their cocks in my mouth all the time.

Posted by: David French at May 30, 2023 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)

90 Earnest refutation of the "your wife's boyfriend" meme is exactly why it became a meme in the first place. Baiting both husband and wife into serious responses is masterclass trolling.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 30, 2023 05:40 PM (k1Qly)

There are better responses than yelling. My favorite burn recently was "and I see we both wish your father had a child he could love"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2023 05:47 PM (xhaym)

91 Dr. Smith: First homo in space? Well, besides Tom Hanks, of course.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2023 05:47 PM (v0R5T)

92 'You see, my friend, there are two kinds of people in this world -- those with guns and those who dig.

You dig.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 30, 2023 05:45 PM (pNxlR)"

If the fake-right shills were half as smart as they think they are they'd be utterly terrified at how the last ~5 years has seen most of the angry right on the internet just evaporate.

They still exist. They're just - mostly - silent.

Posted by: somedood at May 30, 2023 05:47 PM (P+D9B)

93 David French? Writing about masculinity? Must be satire. Who knew he was such a kidder.

Posted by: scampydog at May 30, 2023 05:48 PM (2bFN5)

94 "On my recent visit to Kyiv..."

What a pompous ponce he is. Name dropping and hitting all of the bien pensant high notes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2023 05:48 PM (ZCCyW)

95 david french is the dylan mulvaney of bill kristols.

Posted by: Somewhere South of I-80 at May 30, 2023 05:48 PM (89Sog)

96 He wrote Kyiv instead of Kiev. So masculine of him.

I read recently that Kyiv is the Ukrainian spelling, while Kiev is the Russian, so I'm not going to hold that against him.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2023 05:48 PM (eOEVl)

97 This lady:

https://tinyurl.com/bdevca8j

Does nothing for David French

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 30, 2023 05:48 PM (/xaUq)

98 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 30, 2023 05:45 PM (pNxlR)

Men who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for the men who didn't.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2023 05:48 PM (ZCCyW)

99
At least David French has annual mammograms.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2023 05:49 PM (Aih6y)

100 Whenever I hear about this guy I’m reminded of his confederate flag boat cushion
Posted by: Redenzo at May 30, 2023 05:31 PM (V/pbu)

They're different people, but barely

Posted by: LASue at May 30, 2023 05:49 PM (Ed8Zd)

101 "Right-wing culture says that everything is an emergency, and is to be combated with relentless trolling and hyperbolic insults."

What does left-wing culture say, prithee?

Posted by: PG at May 30, 2023 05:49 PM (84jHt)

102 The release of the Missouri senator Josh Hawley's new book on manhood is the latest peg for a national conversation about men...

12 The masculine case for pegging?
Posted by: NCKate at May 30, 2023 05:31 PM

I assume David French is an expert on the subject, so we should heed his words on the subject carefully. The bigger question: if he actually tried to rap about it, would it be even worse than the Awkwafina Scuttlebutt rap?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 30, 2023 05:49 PM (NCgXW)

103 77 Any chance we can start a conversation about manhood with, "Stop Castrating Boys!"?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls

So much this.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 30, 2023 05:49 PM (OX9vb)

104 Does nothing for David French
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 30, 2023 05:48 PM (/xaUq

Well, hopefully not. She looks young enough to be his granddaughter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2023 05:50 PM (Keyt1)

105 At least David French has annual mammograms.

I've told you many times now Mr. French, a colonoscopy does not need to be done every week.

Posted by: David French's doctor at May 30, 2023 05:50 PM (eOEVl)

106 Lunatic French
I know you're out there
You're in hiding
And you hold your meetings
I can hear you coming
And we know what you're after
We're wise to you this time
(We're wise to you this time)
We won't let you kill the laughter

Posted by: Daved Frinch at May 30, 2023 05:50 PM (NtVYv)

107 David French Would Like to "Rap" About Masculinity to Smooth, Sexy Young Men

******************

Never has a headline so quickly needed the use of eye and brain bleach as this one

Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 30, 2023 05:50 PM (VTu1l)

108 I read recently that Kyiv is the Ukrainian spelling, while Kiev is the Russian, so I'm not going to hold that against him.
Posted by: Archimedes

All that matters is the English transliteration.

Posted by: weft cut loop at May 30, 2023 05:51 PM (jzzG8)

109 Oy vey. We could be yacking about sports, pets, music, gainzzz, or having serious discussions about politics but this thread is about capping on David French's manhood....

Posted by: SFGoth at May 30, 2023 05:51 PM (KAi1n)

110
What a pompous ponce he is. Name dropping and hitting all of the bien pensant high notes.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2023 05:48 PM (ZCCyW)

__________

Damn, you should hear classical musicians. They'll suggest they were best buddies with Bernstein, whereas they may have shaken his hand once.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2023 05:51 PM (Aih6y)

111 105 At least David French has annual mammograms.

I've told you many times now Mr. French, a colonoscopy does not need to be done every week.
Posted by: David French's doctor at May 30, 2023 05:50 PM (eOEVl)
-----------------
How about that turn your head and cough thing, Doc?

Posted by: David French at May 30, 2023 05:51 PM (2bFN5)

112 My prof in college was a well published authority on the 1917 revolution. His family was on the list to be captured by the Nazis when they invaded. He took part in the Yeltsin thing out in the streets.

He called it 'Key-iv.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 30, 2023 05:51 PM (/xaUq)

113 101 "Right-wing culture says that everything is an emergency, and is to be combated with relentless trolling and hyperbolic insults."

What does left-wing culture say, prithee?
Posted by: PG at May 30, 2023 05:49 PM

Anyone even an iota to the right of their ever leftward-shifting beliefs is literally worse than Hitler, with a subtle nod-and-wink dogwhistle that violence is acceptable against them?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 30, 2023 05:51 PM (NCgXW)

114 David French's family was extremely grateful when the doctors were able to cure his ovarian cancer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 05:51 PM (Zz0t1)

115
On my recent visit to Kyiv ...

Didja talk to any cabbies? Cabbies are aces at representing the common fellas' points of view!

-- Tom "Hey, Where'd My Foot Go?" Friedman

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 30, 2023 05:52 PM (pNxlR)

116 Given the sorry state of psychological "research," the threadbare intellectual underpinnings of the subject, and the numerous pathologies (aka "fads") psychologists have promulgated, they really should STFU.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 05:46 PM (YqDXo)

Japan had the right idea there - they denied public funding to the soft sciences. If a university wants to teach it, and if a student wants to learn it, they can do so with their own money, with no assistance from the state.

I have a feeling that, despite their country's many issues, they will be in a better position than us within another couple of decades.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at May 30, 2023 05:52 PM (MIb2C)

117
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 30, 2023 05:45 PM (pNxlR)

Men who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for the men who didn't.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2023 05:48 PM (ZCCyW)

Maxim 21: Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2023 05:52 PM (n+4am)

118
-- Tom "Hey, Where'd My Foot Go?" Friedman
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 30, 2023 05:52 PM (pNxlR)

HE was the boy in the refrigerator?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)

119 Well, hopefully not. She looks young enough to be his granddaughter.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2023 05:50 PM (Keyt1)

Darn it, Fen. You are messing with the idiom!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 30, 2023 05:52 PM (/xaUq)

120 CBD from the top rope

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2023 05:52 PM (mC1F3)

121 >>>I dunno Ace, for example, Peter Scolari's career never really took off again after Bosom Buddies.

I always liked him 100x more than Tom Hanks.

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2023 05:53 PM (KRtlO)

122 If AI replaced David French, would anybody know the difference?

********

I may be woke but even I can't emulate that level of gay

Posted by: ChatGPT at May 30, 2023 05:53 PM (VTu1l)

123 >>>106 Lunatic French
I know you're out there
You're in hiding
And you hold your meetings
I can hear you coming
And we know what you're after
We're wise to you this time
(We're wise to you this time)
We won't let you kill the laughter

lol

Posted by: ace at May 30, 2023 05:53 PM (KRtlO)

124 Errybody DAMP rid......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 05:53 PM (Zz0t1)

125 I read recently that Kyiv is the Ukrainian spelling, while Kiev is the Russian, so I'm not going to hold that against him.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2023 05:48 PM (eOEVl)
_________________

But both are transliterations from Cyrillic. Is there any difference in their spelling in Cyrillic?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 05:54 PM (YqDXo)

126 The fact that Gayvid Fagench even replied shows the based trolls are getting under his groomer skin

Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 30, 2023 05:55 PM (VTu1l)

127 114 David French's family was extremely grateful when the doctors were able to cure his ovarian cancer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 05:51 PM

Baristas put extra soy in David French's frappemochalatte to help increase his testosterone levels.

Posted by: David French is the inverse of Chuck Norris jokes at May 30, 2023 05:55 PM (NCgXW)

128
Out: Rapper DJ OK Boomer.
In: Rapper BJ OK Groomer.

Posted by: ShainS -- Oppression Scientist at May 30, 2023 05:55 PM (lRprG)

129 Bet he would

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2023 05:55 PM (W8wJD)

130
Oy vey. We could be yacking about sports, pets, music, gainzzz, or having serious discussions about politics but this thread is about capping on David French's manhood....
Posted by: SFGoth at May 30, 2023 05:51 PM (KAi1n)

Yeah, but dissing David French's rampant, manly, virile, testosterone-soaked masculinity is fun.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2023 05:56 PM (n+4am)

131 Does young French have any idea how ridiculous he sounds when he says he wants to "rap?" Straight outta the mean streets of Georgetown!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 05:56 PM (YqDXo)

132 There is a certain irony in discussions of masculinity.

Says a dude that 2 girls scouts could beat up and take his lunch money.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2023 05:56 PM (BRHaw)

133 I read recently that Kyiv is the Ukrainian spelling, while Kiev is the Russian, so I'm not going to hold that against him.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2023 05:48 PM (eOEVl)

___

Sure. But up until last year nobody wrote Kyiv. It's virtue signalling bullshit. It's like pompous assholes who call it Paree instead of Paris.

Posted by: Montec at May 30, 2023 05:56 PM (OalnH)

134 I didn't read any of this but stopped by to say "hello Big Guy" to David.

Posted by: Milkey Glutes at May 30, 2023 05:57 PM (OUiUM)

135 I am really getting angry with you fucking rubes! You are STILL continuing to buy something other than Bud Light. Where is your LOYALTY??

Posted by: Donny Trump Junior at May 30, 2023 05:57 PM (ufFY8)

136 Baristas put extra soy in David French's frappemochalatte to help increase his testosterone levels.

***********

To help with that his gynecologist also recommended watching My Little Ponies

Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 30, 2023 05:57 PM (VTu1l)

137 Isn't Sara Gonzales the CrossFit hardbody who married Madison Catherine? A 185lbs ass to grass squat for repa does wonders for the pelvic floor.

Posted by: Joker at May 30, 2023 05:57 PM (iLvCZ)

138 'It's very masculine to constantly lie and smear opponent.'

Yup, just ask Trump supporters. It is the super aphrodisiac that keeps them coming back!

Posted by: astonerii at May 30, 2023 05:57 PM (B9VxK)

139
Sure. But up until last year nobody wrote Kyiv. It's virtue signalling bullshit. It's like pompous assholes who call it Paree instead of Paris.
Posted by: Montec

Pock-ee-ston

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 30, 2023 05:58 PM (pNxlR)

140 There is more testosterone in Brownie Troop 122 than all the French Davidians combines!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2023 05:58 PM (BRHaw)

141
Anyone even an iota to the right of their ever leftward-shifting beliefs is literally worse than Hitler, with a subtle nod-and-wink dogwhistle that violence is acceptable against them?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 30, 2023 05:51 PM (NCgXW)

___

The left says a Target boycott is LITERAL terrorism. Totes OK to David French.

Posted by: Montec at May 30, 2023 05:58 PM (OalnH)

142 Japan had the right idea there - they denied public funding to the soft sciences. If a university wants to teach it, and if a student wants to learn it, they can do so with their own money, with no assistance from the state.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at May 30, 2023 05:52 PM (MIb2C)
______________

That's awesome. I hadn't known that, although it's something I've advocated for years.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 05:58 PM (YqDXo)

143 When is the last time David French ever said anything negative about the left, even mildly?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 05:59 PM (0hOvj)

144 Anyone even an iota to the right of their ever leftward-shifting beliefs is literally worse than Hitler, with a subtle nod-and-wink dogwhistle that violence is acceptable against them?

I concur. At least Hitler was a socialist.

Posted by: PG at May 30, 2023 05:59 PM (84jHt)

145 'Rudyard Kipling's famous poem "If--" is one of the purest distillations of restraint as a traditional manly virtue. '

*If* Nancy is can win the fight to keep her husband's closet door closed, she will win the respect of beards everywhere.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 30, 2023 05:59 PM (roH4R)

146 Cawthrone*
The special needs zoomer in Congress.

Posted by: Joker at May 30, 2023 05:59 PM (iLvCZ)

147 If French had any balls, Rudyard Kipling would kick him in them.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 30, 2023 05:59 PM (TgBWG)

148 I often wonder if French is just a master troll, hmm

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 30, 2023 05:59 PM (NtVYv)

149 To help with that his gynecologist also recommended watching My Little Ponies
Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 30, 2023 05:57 PM (VTu1l)

Judges would have also accepted My Little Bronies

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2023 05:59 PM (BRHaw)

150 There is more testosterone in Brownie Troop 122 than all the French Davidians combines!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2023 05:58 PM (BRHaw)

Mean girls can be badasses.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 30, 2023 05:59 PM (ufFY8)

151 136 Baristas put extra soy in David French's frappemochalatte to help increase his testosterone levels.
***********
To help with that his gynecologist also recommended watching My Little Ponies
Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 30, 2023 05:57 PM

His speech therapist recommended watching Dylan Mulvaney clips to practice sounding more masculine.

Posted by: David French is the inverse of Chuck Norris jokes at May 30, 2023 05:59 PM (NCgXW)

152 David French couldn't define masculinity if his wife's bull drew him a picture.

Posted by: butch at May 30, 2023 05:59 PM (Hijul)

153 Posted by: astonerii at May 30, 2023 05:57 PM (B9VxK)

Could you save this for the Trump/DeSantis slugfest threads?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2023 06:00 PM (Keyt1)

154
He's just pissed because he's having a hard time getting Taylor Swift tickets.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2023 06:00 PM (Aih6y)

155 Sure. But up until last year nobody wrote Kyiv. It's virtue signalling bullshit. It's like pompous assholes who call it Paree instead of Paris.
Posted by: Montec at May 30, 2023 05:56 PM (OalnH)
______________

But who (outside of Germany) says "Munchen?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 06:00 PM (YqDXo)

156 David French drinks Bud Light and shops for swimsuits at Target.

Posted by: Montec at May 30, 2023 06:00 PM (OalnH)

157 It's impressive and funny that after many years the public and public officials are calling out cuckolds.

Posted by: Joker at May 30, 2023 06:01 PM (iLvCZ)

158 155 Sure. But up until last year nobody wrote Kyiv. It's virtue signalling bullshit. It's like pompous assholes who call it Paree instead of Paris.
Posted by: Montec at May 30, 2023 05:56 PM (OalnH)
______________

But who (outside of Germany) says "Munchen?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 06:00 PM (YqDXo

---

Egg-sactly.

Posted by: Montec at May 30, 2023 06:01 PM (OalnH)

159 It's like pompous assholes who call it Paree instead of Paris.

Bring back Peking!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 30, 2023 06:01 PM (ufFY8)

160
Pock-ee-ston
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 30, 2023 05:58 PM (pNxlR)

_________

ISIL

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2023 06:01 PM (Aih6y)

161 Bring back Peking!"

Duck!

Posted by: Bosk at May 30, 2023 06:02 PM (VMFAF)

162 " David French drinks Bud Light and shops for swimsuits at Target.
Posted by: Montec "

To help increase his testosterone levels?

Posted by: fd at May 30, 2023 06:02 PM (iayUP)

163
Bring back Peking!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 30, 2023 06:01 PM (ufFY

__________

Bring back Peiping!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2023 06:02 PM (Aih6y)

164
Baristas put extra soy in David French's frappemochalatte to help increase his testosterone levels.
Posted by: David French is the inverse of Chuck Norris jokes at May 30, 2023 05:55 PM (NCgXW)\

David French went to a men's clinic and got testosterone shots. His body rejected it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)

165 160
Pock-ee-ston
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 30, 2023 05:58 PM (pNxlR)
_________
ISIL
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2023 06:01 PM

Jenjis Khan.

Posted by: John Kerry at May 30, 2023 06:02 PM (NCgXW)

166 "conservatives and evangelicals have it all wrong and in fact are "emasculating" themselves."

...metaphorically, by protesting against the actual and literal emasculation of young boys in service to the trans agenda.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 30, 2023 06:02 PM (ou9hh)

167 Japan had the right idea there - they denied public funding to the soft sciences. If a university wants to teach it, and if a student wants to learn it, they can do so with their own money, with no assistance from the state.

Posted by: Cato, Post-Apocalyptic Scourge of the Seas at May 30, 2023 05:52 PM (MIb2C)
______________

Added benefit: it clips the left half of the bell curve from cluttering up college campuses. Subjects such as "sociology" are notorious sink holes for the cognitively disenfranchised who don't belong in college. It's basically expensive day care.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 06:02 PM (YqDXo)

168 Bring back Peiping!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2023 06:02 PM (Aih6y)
Is this about me?

Posted by: Tom at May 30, 2023 06:02 PM (ufFY8)

169 This is the last time I'm going to tell you to clean those carpet stains in the cvck closet Dave.

Posted by: Nancy French Scourge in hand at May 30, 2023 06:02 PM (NDiT4)

170 North Korea ballistic missile launch.

Air raid sirens going off in Seoul.

Joe Biden is going to have ice cream after dinner.

Posted by: TWO Days Until Pride Month! at May 30, 2023 06:03 PM (2tUFv)

171 Ultra pretentious douches love to say the Italian names of cities. Roma, Venezia, Turino and so on.

Posted by: Montec at May 30, 2023 06:03 PM (OalnH)

172 Pock-ee-ston
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 30, 2023 05:58 PM (pNxlR)

_________

ISIL
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2023 06:01 PM (Aih6y)

Jenjiss KAAN!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:04 PM (Zz0t1)

173 Ultra pretentious douches love to say the Italian names of cities. Roma, Venezia, Turino and so on.
Posted by: Montec at May 30, 2023 06:03 PM (OalnH)

Firenze!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 30, 2023 06:04 PM (ufFY8)

174 Its crazy for this chump to write a long column about masculinity and have not even a single sentence about what he thinks masculinity actually is. Its not even about masculinity, its about how bad and wrong anyone on the right is.

Again.

Its almost as if he only has one column.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:04 PM (0hOvj)

175 In 2019, the American Psychological Association published guidelines that took direct aim at what it called "traditional masculinity -- marked by stoicism, competitiveness, dominance and aggression" -- declaring it to be, "on the whole, harmful."

***

Because all of this Western civilization everyone inherited just sprang up out of the f****** ground after it rained one day.

You could sum up 90% or more of psychologists working today by the phrase "I have ideas too, Dad!"

Leave it to David French to answer accusations of being a cuck by trying to shift the conversation to his wife.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 30, 2023 06:04 PM (wb1YC)

176 171 Ultra pretentious douches love to say the Italian names of cities. Roma, Venezia, Turino and so on.
Posted by: Montec at May 30, 2023 06:03 PM

They're the ones that reply "Brava!" to the cringiest posts on DU.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 30, 2023 06:04 PM (NCgXW)

177 Sure. But up until last year nobody wrote Kyiv. It's virtue signalling bullshit. It's like pompous assholes who call it Paree instead of Paris.

When we start calling the capital in Russia "Moskva" in English, then get back to me on why we are obligated to call cities by their name in the official local language.

Posted by: TWO Days Until Pride Month! at May 30, 2023 06:05 PM (2tUFv)

178 Kee-bec.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2023 06:05 PM (PiwSw)

179 But who (outside of Germany) says "Munchen?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 06:00 PM (YqDXo)

I dunno.

Posted by: The Carpet at May 30, 2023 06:05 PM (Angsy)

180 O/T: I just got a bill from Hertz for providing my name and address to the German authorities. Apparently I'm the only guy in the world who can get a speeding ticket on the Autobahn.
I'll pay Hertz, but I'm not sure what to do about the incoming ticket...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 30, 2023 06:05 PM (7Fj9P)

181 The correct response to paid liars like French is abuse.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - an election is simply a festival for the majority at May 30, 2023 06:05 PM (ppBhU)

182 God, is everyone who worked at National Review a whiny gash? The T levels there must be lower than the cast of "Steel Magnolias"

Posted by: UGAdawg at May 30, 2023 06:06 PM (tRd71)

183
In Frinch's book "To Be a Man'
Take his advice double-fast in you can
Get silicone boobs quick
Then cut off your dick
And take your wife's strap-on up your can!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2023 06:06 PM (RJQ8g)

184 Sure. But up until last year nobody wrote Kyiv.

***

David French is that guy that says "hola" to the Filipino waitress working at the Mexican restaurant.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 30, 2023 06:06 PM (wb1YC)

185 Residents of Seoul are told to prepare to evacuate.

https://en.yna.co.kr/view/AEN20230531000400325

Posted by: TWO Days Until Pride Month! at May 30, 2023 06:06 PM (2tUFv)

186 in = if

crap.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2023 06:07 PM (RJQ8g)

187 "That Joe Biden could "genuinely destroy America forever."

======

He acts like this is some crazy take.

Meanwhile, the FBI is Biden's personal gestapo, people who took pictures inside the Capitol are "insurrectionists" inflation is historic, San Francisco is a hell hole, 8 year olds are being given puberty blockers without parental consent, Putin invaded the Ukraine, and America has become a laughing stock.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 30, 2023 06:07 PM (i7Q7S)

188 When David French donates plasma, they use the fluid in male-to-female transition therapy.

Posted by: David French is the inverse of Chuck Norris jokes at May 30, 2023 06:07 PM (NCgXW)

189 The Kipling gambit: Quote some Kipling in you column to give it that sheen of intellectualism.

Let me try...

When you're wounded and left of Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up what remains, jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your Gawd like a soldier.

Posted by: Archer at May 30, 2023 06:07 PM (gmo/4)

190 David French drinks Bud Light and shops for swimsuits at Target.

Latest store busted for tranny and homosexual promoting stuff for kids? Kohls. I bet if you dig deep you'll find most of them do it.

https://notthebee.com/article/kohl

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:08 PM (0hOvj)

191 That headline is a joke, right?

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 30, 2023 06:08 PM (VdGjU)

192 You could sum up 90% or more of psychologists working today by the phrase "I have ideas too, Dad!"
_______________

"I coulda been an engineer! Really, I could have! I just preferred something that was squishy, easy, and didn't involve math!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 06:08 PM (YqDXo)

193 "On my recent visit to Kyiv, I was struck by the restraint and courage of the men and women I met. "

Go doink your mother in the ass, French. Maybe she's had less men in there than your wife.

How's that for masculine, dickhead.

Posted by: Veritas at May 30, 2023 06:08 PM (ATSTk)

194 A better question for this tooty fruity French:
If you wanted to destroy America, what, specifically, would you do differently then Joe Biden has?

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 30, 2023 06:09 PM (i7Q7S)

195 #UPDATE S.Korea's interior ministry says previous warning by seoul city was an error

#UPDATE North Korean missile has already fallen — Japan coast guard says citing defence ministry

Posted by: TWO Days Until Pride Month! at May 30, 2023 06:09 PM (2tUFv)

196 Latest store busted for tranny and homosexual promoting stuff for kids? Kohls.
====================
Add: Bass Pro Shop. I kid you not.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 30, 2023 06:09 PM (7Fj9P)

197 I dunno Ace, for example, Peter Scolari's career never really took off again after Bosom Buddies.

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He was also a regular on Newhart.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 30, 2023 06:09 PM (FVME7)

198
David French is that guy that says "hola" to the Filipino waitress working at the Mexican restaurant.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 30, 2023 06:06 PM (wb1YC)

_________

I just put my napkin on the table and set fire to it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2023 06:09 PM (MoZTd)

199 Help me find my keys and we'll DRIVE outta here.

Posted by: Two Guys in Nancy French's Box at May 30, 2023 06:10 PM (Zz0t1)

200 I will stick with Kiev… the word has been sufficient.. just like Peking, as in duck..

Posted by: tubal at May 30, 2023 06:10 PM (PCK5/)

201 Also, love that he dropped his virtue signaling Ukraine perspective there.

PATRIOTS support Ukraine and the FBI!

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 30, 2023 06:10 PM (i7Q7S)

202 "On my recent visit to Kyiv, I was struck by the restraint and courage of the men and women I met. "
_______________

Translation: he didn't get any.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 06:10 PM (YqDXo)

203 False alarm South Korea… oops, oopsie!!!

Posted by: tubal at May 30, 2023 06:11 PM (PCK5/)

204 By the way, that study that everyone keeps bringing up that claims 53% of mothers of tranny kids have mental disorders?

While I am confident that is accurate, the study is crap. Its a study of 16 mothers from 1991. Not a lot to choose from back then so I'm not surprised the sample is so small but its so tiny as to be worthless.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:11 PM (0hOvj)

205 Ah, "Lost in Space"... Penny Robinson was my crush as a kid (and before you say I'm an old fart, it was in Sunday reruns!).

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 30, 2023 06:11 PM (ssESX)

206 I am really getting angry with you fucking rubes! You are STILL continuing to buy something other than Bud Light. Where is your LOYALTY??
Posted by: Donny Trump Junior

Has he actually said anything more about it since that initial tone deaf tweet back when it all started?

Posted by: Gender Studies Major at May 30, 2023 06:12 PM (nfrXX)

207 "On my recent visit to Kyiv, I was struck by the restraint and courage of the men and women I met. "
_______________

Translation: he didn't get any.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 06:10 PM (YqDXo)

As he pranced down the street in a leather teddy, no one wanted to doink him in the squeeker.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:12 PM (Zz0t1)

208 200 I will stick with Kiev… the word has been sufficient.. just like Peking, as in duck..
Posted by: tubal at May 30, 2023 06:10 PM (PCK5/)

If Constantinople was good enough for Constantine, then it's good enough for me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 30, 2023 06:12 PM (/xaUq)

209 204 By the way, that study that everyone keeps bringing up that claims 53% of mothers of tranny kids have mental disorders?

While I am confident that is accurate, the study is crap. Its a study of 16 mothers from 1991. Not a lot to choose from back then so I'm not surprised the sample is so small but its so tiny as to be worthless.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:11 PM (0hOvj)

Yes. My money is around 80%..

Posted by: tubal at May 30, 2023 06:12 PM (PCK5/)

210 I am really getting angry with you fucking rubes! You are STILL continuing to buy something other than Bud Light. Where is your LOYALTY??
Posted by: Donny Trump Junior at May 30, 2023 05:57 PM (ufFY

......

Sorry bruh. However, I am still buying Ivanka's perfume to drive the gophers in my back yard out of their holes. Then I whack 'em with a shovel.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2023 06:12 PM (v0R5T)

211 Funny Kyiv does look anything like Stalingrad 1942-1943.

Strange.

Posted by: Archer at May 30, 2023 06:12 PM (gmo/4)

212
The Kipling gambit: Quote some Kipling in you column to give it that sheen of intellectualism.

___________

To take your chance in the thick of a rush, with firing all about,
Is nothing so bad when you've cover to 'and, an' leave an' likin' to shout;
But to stand an' be still to the Birken'ead drill is a damn tough bullet to chew,
An' they done it, the Jollies—'Er Majesty's Jollies—soldier an' sailor too!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2023 06:13 PM (MoZTd)

213 /embarrassing sock

Posted by: Oddbob at May 30, 2023 06:13 PM (nfrXX)

214 False alarm South Korea… oops, oopsie!!!

Forget that message about the ten million people in Seoul needing to prepare to evacuate.

Posted by: TWO Days Until Pride Month! at May 30, 2023 06:13 PM (2tUFv)

215 "On my recent visit to Kyiv, I was struck by the restraint and courage of the men and women I met. "
_______________

Translation: he didn't get any.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 06:10 PM (YqDXo)
----
When Ukrainian mail-order brides turn you down...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2023 06:13 PM (BpYfr)

216 100% sure milqtoast French never reads the comments here.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2023 06:13 PM (mC1F3)

217 Ultra pretentious douches love to say the Italian names of cities. Roma, Venezia, Turino and so on.

*******************

The worst asshole coworker I have is a hindu 4 feet midget fuckhead who lives in Milan, Italy and makes sure you know it too

The fuck is a hindu faggot piece of shit doing in Milan anyway? Have you no sense of dignity, Italy?

Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 30, 2023 06:13 PM (VTu1l)

218 By the way, that study that everyone keeps bringing up that claims 53% of mothers of tranny kids have mental disorders?

While I am confident that is accurate, the study is crap. Its a study of 16 mothers from 1991. Not a lot to choose from back then so I'm not surprised the sample is so small but its so tiny as to be worthless.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:11 PM (0hOvj)
______________

Psychological "research" - you can't beat it!

I loved DOCTOR Jill's doctoral thesis in which she studied something about students, where N = TWO.

I guess that did simplify regression analysis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 06:13 PM (YqDXo)

219 No one should think that this hysteria is confined to online spaces or that it ultimately remains merely petty or cruel.

Translation - Dear Davy reads AoSHQ for the petty and cruel things said about him. It is HIS kink. OK, one of his kinks.

Posted by: Lost In Space at May 30, 2023 06:13 PM (a175k)

220 Sure. But up until last year nobody wrote Kyiv. It's virtue signalling bullshit. It's like pompous assholes who call it Paree instead of Paris.
Posted by: Montec at May 30, 2023 05:56 PM (OalnH)

When you realize that Saint Zelensky didn't actually speak Ukrainian (only Russian) until fairly recently, you stop respecting the whole kwanzai pretensions of the insane Banderites currently ruling Ukraine. There are games that have almost identical menu choices when presented in Russian and Ukrainians. I'm not relearning geography just to please Kagan and Nuland.

Posted by: trev006 at May 30, 2023 06:14 PM (FWpta)

221 Funny Kyiv does look anything like Stalingrad 1942-1943.

Strange.

Just remember that Putin is worse than Hitler.

If the Russian missile bombardment keeps happening every night, Kiev might start having to close the discos early.

Posted by: The Deep State! at May 30, 2023 06:14 PM (2tUFv)

222 I know it may shock DF the deft. But when someone uses heated rhetoric they may perfectly calm, and being evoking of emotions in others.

Posted by: mikethemoose at May 30, 2023 06:15 PM (UyECW)

223 LOL...Pete Scolari makes me think of "The Year of the Cat"

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at May 30, 2023 06:15 PM (We9fe)

224 Oh it’s Din! Din! Din!
You Lazarushian leather Gunga Din
Though I’ve beat and whipped and flayed ye
By the living Gawd that made ye
You’re a better man than I am
Gunga Din

Posted by: tubal at May 30, 2023 06:15 PM (PCK5/)

225 The most coverage David French gets is probably here

Posted by: It's me donna at May 30, 2023 06:15 PM (bs+z0)

226 Speaking of true conservatives, didja see this from the North American Man Boy Lincoln Association?

The Lincoln Project
@ProjectLincoln
May 28
Throughout his political career, President Biden has always stood up for Democracy. The fight for freedom isn't ending anytime soon. We must re-elect President Biden in 2024.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 30, 2023 06:16 PM (FVME7)

227 If David French did read the comments here, his wife would show up angrily yelling at people.

Has he actually said anything more about it since that initial tone deaf tweet back when it all started?

Not that I know of. He probably got a sit down with his dad telling him to keep his idiot hole shut.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:16 PM (0hOvj)

228 As Jonah noted, there are those who now believe it shows "courage and strength to be coarse or bigoted."

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Maybe theyre coarse because theyre fucking pissed off and tired of this shit

GFY yourself you mewling quim of a diseased twat waffle

Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 30, 2023 06:16 PM (VTu1l)

229 214 False alarm South Korea… oops, oopsie!!!

Forget that message about the ten million people in Seoul needing to prepare to evacuate.
Posted by: TWO Days Until Pride Month! at May 30, 2023 06:13 PM (2tUFv)

In 2023, someone could convince me it was a false bomb threat made by outraged trannies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 30, 2023 06:16 PM (/xaUq)

230 So.
Kagan or Nuland?

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2023 06:16 PM (v0R5T)

231
The Lincoln Project
@ProjectLincoln
May 28
Throughout his political career, President Biden has always stood up for Democracy. The fight for freedom isn't ending anytime soon. We must re-elect President Biden in 2024.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 30, 2023 06:16 PM (FVME7)

We're a constitutional republic, you fucking child molesting bunch of jackasses.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:16 PM (Zz0t1)

232
I will stick with Kiev… the word has been sufficient.. just like Peking, as in duck..
Posted by: tubal at May 30, 2023 06:10 PM (PCK5/)

If Constantinople was good enough for Constantine, then it's good enough for me.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 30, 2023 06:12 PM (/xaUq)

Oh screw you...

Posted by: Byzantium at May 30, 2023 06:17 PM (n+4am)

233 "On my recent visit to Kyiv, I was struck by the restraint and courage of the men and women I met. "
_______________

Translation: he didn't get any.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 06:10 PM (YqDXo)
----
When Ukrainian mail-order brides turn you down...

So his next missive will be bitching about how he didn't get any lady-boys in Thailand?

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2023 06:17 PM (YXHzG)

234 I loved DOCTOR Jill's doctoral thesis in which she studied something about students, where N = TWO.

And her prof accepted it? Seriously? That's tragic

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:17 PM (0hOvj)

235 When you realize that Saint Zelensky didn't actually speak Ukrainian (only Russian) until fairly recently

The most hilarious bit was that Zelensky was recently at some international conference, and a Russian started speaking, and Zelensky ostentatiously put on the translation headphones, so he could hear the Russian's speech in Ukrainian.

Posted by: The Deep State! at May 30, 2023 06:17 PM (2tUFv)

236 The worst asshole coworker I have is a hindu 4 feet midget fuckhead who lives in Milan, Italy and makes sure you know it too

The fuck is a hindu faggot piece of shit doing in Milan anyway? Have you no sense of dignity, Italy?
Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 30, 2023 06:13 PM (VTu1l)
_____________

Sounds like a guy who used to come to our baseball practice. Per his claim, he was a sex machine to all the ladies, who went wild for a 35 year old 5'2" unemployed Hindu who lived with mommy and daddy, and was going to get an MLB contract any day now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 06:17 PM (YqDXo)

237 I would have never left a kid alone with Dr. Smith

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2023 06:17 PM (RIvkX)

238 "On my recent visit to Kyiv, I was struck by the restraint and courage of the men and women I met. "

***

I hope you set them straight on the fact that nobody needs an assault rifle or a 30-round magazine.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 30, 2023 06:17 PM (wb1YC)

239 225 The most coverage David French gets is probably here
Posted by: It's me donna at May 30, 2023 06:15 PM (bs+z0)

True. He probably wears that loin cloth and face mask getup and squats in the corner most of the time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 30, 2023 06:17 PM (/xaUq)

240 I loved DOCTOR Jill's doctoral thesis in which she studied something about students, where N = TWO.

I guess that did simplify regression analysis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

======

You can call your sample size of two "anecdota" and sound sooper smart.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 30, 2023 06:18 PM (8AONa)

241 Kagan or Nuland?
Posted by: wth at May 30, 2023 06:16 PM (v0R5T)

The knouting in Casino Royale looked considerably less degrading.

Posted by: trev006 at May 30, 2023 06:18 PM (FWpta)

242 I loved DOCTOR Jill's doctoral thesis in which she studied something about students, where N = TWO.

And her prof accepted it? Seriously? That's tragic
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:17 PM (0hOvj)
____________

Doctor of EDUCATION. Apparently they don't have thesis defense committees in that department.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 06:19 PM (YqDXo)

243 be still to the Birken'ead drill

-
What's a Birkenhead drill?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 30, 2023 06:19 PM (FVME7)

244 Per his claim, he was a sex machine to all the ladies, who went wild for a 35 year old 5'2" unemployed Hindu who lived with mommy and daddy, and was going to get an MLB contract any day now.

********************

I wouldnt be surprised if it was the same guy or his twin brother

Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 30, 2023 06:19 PM (VTu1l)

245 David French reminds me of that kid in 2nd grade that used to hide under the table and crap his pants during play time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:19 PM (Zz0t1)

246 The most coverage David French gets is probably here

I think so, but unlike Andrew Sullivan, its not propping up his career. He has a permanent sinecure as the token Republican for a newspaper, the guy who can always be counted on to attack "his own side" on every issue.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:19 PM (0hOvj)

247 I'll pay Hertz, but I'm not sure what to do about the incoming ticket...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 30, 2023 06:05 PM (7Fj9P)

I got mumblemumble tickets driving in France last year. And those cocksuckers at the car rental place banged me for a separate charge for each ticket.

I paid the tickets because if I ever go back I don't want a cavity search at passport control at the airport.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2023 06:19 PM (ZCCyW)

248 Maybe theyre coarse because theyre fucking pissed off and tired of this shit

GFY yourself you mewling quim of a diseased twat waffle
Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 30, 2023 06:16 PM (VTu1l)

As a corollary, maybe they are coarse because they really don't give one fat rat's backside how you feel about it, Mr. French.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 30, 2023 06:19 PM (okGHj)

249 Throughout his political career, President Biden has always stood up for Democracy.

What is meant by "stood up"? They really don't know what the word "Democracy" means do they? I suspect they ~~think~~ feel it is a synonym for One Party Rule.

The fight for freedom isn't ending anytime soon.

This is them complaining. They just wish the fight for freedom would just die so that they can return to plundering, corrupting children and garden variety sadism.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2023 06:20 PM (YXHzG)

250
be still to the Birken'ead drill

-
What's a Birkenhead drill?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 30, 2023 06:19 PM (FVME7)

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2023 06:20 PM (n+4am)

251 "On my recent visit to Kyiv, I was struck by the restraint and courage of the men and women I met. "

***

Next time you go deliver them a message from me. Tell them to tell their boss to change his f****** shirt every once in awhile. I've seen homeless people with more of a wardrobe.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 30, 2023 06:20 PM (wb1YC)

252 The most hilarious bit was that Zelensky was recently at some international conference, and a Russian started speaking, and Zelensky ostentatiously put on the translation headphones, so he could hear the Russian's speech in Ukrainian.
Posted by: The Deep State! at May 30, 2023 06:17 PM (2tUFv)

I'm sure. Everything about Zelensky and the tribal Hollywood rejects surrounding him is a bit, though. Pure virtue signaling for the truly dumb cattle.

Posted by: trev006 at May 30, 2023 06:20 PM (FWpta)

253 245 David French reminds me of that kid in 2nd grade that used to hide under the table and crap his pants during play time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:19 PM (Zz0t1)

Are we sure he isn't still doing that?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 30, 2023 06:20 PM (okGHj)

254 What's a Birkenhead drill?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 30, 2023 06:19 PM (FVME7)

Women and children first.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2023 06:20 PM (ZCCyW)

255 When you realize that Saint Zelensky didn't actually speak Ukrainian (only Russian) until fairly recently, you stop respecting the whole kwanzai pretensions of the insane Banderites currently ruling Ukraine. There are games that have almost identical menu choices when presented in Russian and Ukrainians. I'm not relearning geography just to please Kagan and Nuland

-

It's why we had to ban elections and outlaw opposition political parties over there.

Otherwise the Russian heritage folks would vote the Zelensky bunch out and the money laundering would come to an end.

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at May 30, 2023 06:20 PM (g6ohO)

256 And her prof accepted it? Seriously? That's tragic

It's evident from an examination of the "doctoral paper" that no one read it prior to acceptance.

It was at the University of Delaware, and Jill was married to the most powerful man in Delaware.

Her "thesis" committee knew better than to question anything in the paper.

America's Elena Ceaușescu.

Posted by: TWO Days Until Pride Month! at May 30, 2023 06:20 PM (2tUFv)

257 247

I got mumblemumble tickets driving in France last year. And those cocksuckers at the car rental place banged me for a separate charge for each ticket.

I paid the tickets because if I ever go back I don't want a cavity search at passport control at the airport.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2023 06:19 PM (ZCCyW)

Yes… you might get Frog Marched too!

Posted by: tubal at May 30, 2023 06:21 PM (PCK5/)

258
Are we sure he isn't still doing that?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 30, 2023 06:20 PM (okGHj)

The resemblance is uncanny.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:21 PM (Zz0t1)

259 And her prof accepted it? Seriously? That's tragic
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:17 PM

Ed.D. Any questions?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 30, 2023 06:21 PM (Wnv9h)

260
Yes… you might get Frog Marched too!
Posted by: tubal at May 30, 2023 06:21 PM (PCK5/)

ISWYDT

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:21 PM (Zz0t1)

261
David French tried a MMF threesome with his wife, but didn't pay any attention to his wife during it.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 30, 2023 06:21 PM (+oR7L)

262
The worst asshole coworker I have is a hindu 4 feet midget fuckhead who lives in Milan, Italy and makes sure you know it too

___________

Dot Indians are either the nicest people you can meet or complete assholes who take care to high hat you. Nothing in between.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2023 06:21 PM (MoZTd)

263 And her prof accepted it? Seriously? That's tragic
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:17 PM (0hOvj)
____________

Doctor of EDUCATION. Apparently they don't have thesis defense committees in that department.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 06:19 PM (YqDXo)
----
"Qualitative research methods" covers up a lot of bullshit.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2023 06:22 PM (BpYfr)

264 LOL, Dr. Smith!

couldn't stand to read the quoted text; just read Ace's vitriolic snark

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 30, 2023 06:22 PM (v0mat)

265 His wife's name was Morganchandra Fairchildbalakrishnan.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2023 06:22 PM (PiwSw)

266 I'm sure. Everything about Zelensky and the tribal Hollywood rejects surrounding him is a bit, though. Pure virtue signaling for the truly dumb cattle.

Sure, how many times has hollywood and TV done a bit about a leader or president who's just an actor playing a part? Now we see in real time.

Its like all those HBO movies about a sinister conspiracy to control the government and gain absolute power that they suddenly stopped making when it was reality.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:22 PM (0hOvj)

267 Why is it always the whiny bitches that moan the worst about "masculinity?" Is it really all just jealousy? I mean, nothing is stopping these whiny bitches from becoming their masculine heroes, I should think. But instead of trying to become what they were made to be, they whine at those who are.

Male Karens, I should think.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 30, 2023 06:23 PM (okGHj)

268 David French's proctologist's voice echoes during the examination.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:23 PM (Zz0t1)

269 What's a Birkenhead drill?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 30, 2023 06:19 PM (FVME7)
_______________

Famous sinking of a ship off South Africa (IIRC) in which the men stayed aboard so the women and children could be saved instead. (Again, IIRC)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 06:23 PM (YqDXo)

270 It's why we had to ban elections and outlaw opposition political parties over there.

Otherwise the Russian heritage folks would vote the Zelensky bunch out and the money laundering would come to an end.
Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at May 30, 2023 06:20 PM (g6ohO)

At this point, I'm increasingly sure the survivors are in Gotterdammerung Mode. They'd flay him themselves, if only they could.

Posted by: trev006 at May 30, 2023 06:23 PM (FWpta)

271 David French reminds me of that kid in 2nd grade that used to hide under the table and play with the crap in his pants like its Play-dohduring play time.

FIFY

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2023 06:23 PM (YXHzG)

272 And her prof accepted it? Seriously? That's tragic
-

Did her student loan check clear?
- the professor

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at May 30, 2023 06:23 PM (g6ohO)

273 In service to the noble Ukrainian cause I have volunteered to spend many hours in close contact with hot, sweaty and sexually deprived Ukrainian soldiers in every foxhole from here to the Donbass. There's no way my chastity belt will make it through customs so regretfully I must leave it behind.

Posted by: David French at May 30, 2023 06:23 PM (OZjDX)

274 David French is to conservatism what Dylan Mulvaney is to womanhood.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 30, 2023 06:23 PM (9yUzE)

275 Dot Indians are either the nicest people you can meet or complete assholes who take care to high hat you. Nothing in between.

That's been my observation as well. I am pretty sure its caste-based

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:24 PM (0hOvj)

276 Ed.D. Any questions?

Jill Biden has a doctorate in causing erectile dysfunction?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 30, 2023 06:24 PM (Bd6X8)

277 Dot Indians are either the nicest people you can meet or complete assholes who take care to high hat you. Nothing in between.

***********

lol Ive noticed that

Posted by: The Unfaucinated and Unmasked Ranger - Longing to Lie in Zooey Deschanel's Bosom for Comfort at May 30, 2023 06:24 PM (VTu1l)

278 The Lincoln Project
@ProjectLincoln
May 28
Throughout his political career, President Biden has always stood up for Democracy. The fight for freedom isn't ending anytime soon. We must re-elect President Biden in 2024.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 30, 2023 06:16 PM (FVME7)

LOL... They're not even waiting for Chris Christie to get into the race

Posted by: It's me donna at May 30, 2023 06:24 PM (bs+z0)

279 This David French guy is kind of a fairy isn't he?

Posted by: Richard Simmons at May 30, 2023 06:24 PM (lNO6i)

280 Ed.D. Any questions?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 30, 2023 06:21 PM (Wnv9h)

I thought that stood for erectile disfunction.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 30, 2023 06:24 PM (okGHj)

281 108 I read recently that Kyiv is the Ukrainian spelling, while Kiev is the Russian, so I'm not going to hold that against him.
Posted by: Archimedes

All that matters is the English transliteration.
Posted by: weft cut loop at May 30, 2023 05:51 PM (jzzG

Uhhhh, yeah. That's most important thing.

/resumes counting latest pallet of $100 bills

Posted by: V. Zelenskyy at May 30, 2023 06:24 PM (DTX3h)

282 279 This David French guy is kind of a fairy isn't he?
Posted by: Richard Simmons at May 30, 2023 06:24 PM (lNO6i)

You said it!

Posted by: David Hogg at May 30, 2023 06:24 PM (PiwSw)

283 214 False alarm South Korea… oops, oopsie!!!

Forget that message about the ten million people in Seoul needing to prepare to evacuate.
Posted by: TWO Days Until Pride Month! at May 30, 2023 06:13 PM

Good thing that could never happen in the US...

Posted by: 2018 Hawaii false missile alarm at May 30, 2023 06:25 PM (NCgXW)

284 There are few things worse then an unholy, infertile, flaccid douchebag, who constantly ogles other people's wives because he can't satisfy his own, French.

Posted by: Veritas at May 30, 2023 06:25 PM (ATSTk)

285 We took away your favorite sport, football by making too woke
We took away your favorite beer, Bud Light, by making it too wokey
Now we are going to take away your gav chicken sandwich as Chick Gil A goes wokey
What will you be forced to boycott next to be 100% Political Correct ?

Posted by: Paul at May 30, 2023 06:25 PM (QwR7X)

286 Dot Indians are either the nicest people you can meet or complete assholes who take care to high hat you. Nothing in between.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2023 06:21 PM (MoZTd)
______________

This. My characterization: they're either the salt of the earth, or snakes you have to handle with tongs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 06:25 PM (YqDXo)

287 Posted by: Paul at May 30, 2023 06:25 PM (QwR7X)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 30, 2023 06:25 PM (Zz0t1)

288 Posted by: Paul at May 30, 2023 06:25 PM (QwR7X)

We'll take away your bathhouse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 06:25 PM (YqDXo)

289 Its like all those HBO movies about a sinister conspiracy to control the government and gain absolute power that they suddenly stopped making when it was reality.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:22 PM (0hOvj)

I rarely say "exactly," but that is perfect. The young often have only woke remakes available: the old don't see that society is rejecting them violently. Was mine the last generation to experience relatively honest entertainment? Eh. Either way, my culture is that of the nationalist future.

Posted by: trev006 at May 30, 2023 06:26 PM (FWpta)

290 278 LOL... They're not even waiting for Chris Christie to get into the race
Posted by: It's me donna at May 30, 2023 06:24 PM

Who?

Posted by: 70% of the voting age public at May 30, 2023 06:26 PM (NCgXW)

291 Paul.

The Amber Heard of internet trolls.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)

292 Everyone knows that Chris Creosote is only in the race for the grift… well that and high end all you can eat parties…

Posted by: tubal at May 30, 2023 06:26 PM (PCK5/)

293 Looks like North Korea launched a satellite.

Posted by: TWO Days Until Pride Month! at May 30, 2023 06:26 PM (2tUFv)

294 David French is best ignored

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, thinks it's all ops at May 30, 2023 06:26 PM (o61aI)

295 Looks like North Korea launched a satellite.
Posted by: TWO Days Until Pride Month! at May 30, 2023 06:26 PM (2tUFv)

They have old Plymouth's in Korea?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)

296 "Honey! You boyfriend left the seat up again!"

Posted by: David French at May 30, 2023 06:27 PM (bt2PN)

297 "This. My characterization: they're either the salt of the earth, or snakes you have to handle with tongs."

Or stab in the neck with a claim fork.

Posted by: Veritas at May 30, 2023 06:27 PM (ATSTk)

298
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 30, 2023 06:27 PM (ENBF0)

299 Wait, I know the Chick-fil-A one happened back in 2020 or so.

Did they do it again?

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at May 30, 2023 06:27 PM (g6ohO)

300 g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 30, 2023 06:27 PM (ENBF0)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:27 PM (Zz0t1)

301 Game on * moves goal back on the street *

@Breaking911 8m

LATEST: Seoul says evacuation order over purported North Korea space launch was 'incorrectly issued' - AFP

Posted by: weft cut loop at May 30, 2023 06:28 PM (jzzG8)

302
What would Mr French have us do when confronted with unpleasantness? He is opposed to stoicism and hair-on-fire hysteria as well(which used to a strictly a woman's disease). I'm sure he isn't enamored with the concept of direct action.

If you spend much time at all on right-wing social media -- especially Twitter these days -- or listening to right-wing news outlets, you'll be struck by the sheer hysteria of the rhetoric, the hair-on-fire sense of emergency that seems to dominate all discourse.

Posted by: javems at May 30, 2023 06:28 PM (AmoqO)

303 French is such a pussy he can't even get a troll to defend him. When you don't have Paul--

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2023 06:29 PM (3qRaa)

304 "Daddy, what does it mean to be a man?"

"I don't know, son. Have you asked David French? Or Gersh Kuntzman? Or Jonah Goldberg? Always consult the experts."

Posted by: Splunge at May 30, 2023 06:29 PM (IKlwI)

305 Did anyone read Adrian Tchaikovsky's Children of Time books?

https://is.gd/RbFOro

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2023 06:30 PM (PiwSw)

306 I'm glad I'm old enough to remember people being raised to know when to remove their hat out of respect.

Posted by: Have you figured out that the gay flag is a p3d0 flag? at May 30, 2023 06:30 PM (g6ohO)

307 Posted by: Paul at May 30, 2023 06:25 PM (QwR7X)

I vote we boycott YOU -
not reading or responding to your posts starting NOW. That will give you the sadz, trolly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2023 06:31 PM (Keyt1)

308 I think mommy took Paul's woobie away early today.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 30, 2023 06:31 PM (okGHj)

309 Sure, how many times has hollywood and TV done a bit about a leader or president who's just an actor playing a part? Now we see in real time.

I dunno, from 1980 - 1988 we had a bona fide actor as President and it worked out relatively well.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2023 06:31 PM (YXHzG)

310 AltonJackdon, The gate is open and the Watershed is poured

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2023 06:32 PM (3qRaa)

311 286 Dot Indians are either the nicest people you can meet or complete assholes who take care to high hat you. Nothing in between.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2023 06:21 PM (MoZTd)
______________

This. My characterization: they're either the salt of the earth, or snakes you have to handle with tongs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2023 06:25 PM (YqDXo)

Might be a cast thing. I don't know about those things.

Posted by: javems at May 30, 2023 06:32 PM (AmoqO)

312 The most coverage David French gets is probably here
Posted by: It's me donna at May 30, 2023 06:15 PM (bs+z0)

Nah, its semen

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 30, 2023 06:32 PM (NtVYv)

313 309

I vote we boycott YOU -
not reading or responding to your posts starting NOW. That will give you the sadz, trolly.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2023 06:31 PM (Keyt1)

That’s harsh… I know.

Posted by: tubal at May 30, 2023 06:32 PM (PCK5/)

314 Republicans to Hold FBI Director Wray in Contempt of Congress

-
Boy howdy! That'll teach him!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 30, 2023 06:32 PM (FVME7)

315 It's why we had to ban elections and outlaw opposition political parties over there.
____

Hey, he had to! How else do you think Democracy would be saved?

We're trying it here, by the way.

Posted by: Warpig Uniparty at May 30, 2023 06:32 PM (fs1hN)

316 Wait, I know the Chick-fil-A one happened back in 2020 or so.

https://tinyurl.com/5frhms84

"Chick-Fil-A's commitment to being Better at Together means embedding Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion in everything we do."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:33 PM (0hOvj)

317 316 Republicans to Hold FBI Director Wray in Contempt of Congress

Here comes another strongly worded letter

Posted by: It's me donna at May 30, 2023 06:33 PM (bs+z0)

318 or listening to right-wing news outlets, you'll be struck by the sheer hysteria of the rhetoric

That's Con, Inc., part of the Uni-Media.

Posted by: t-bird at May 30, 2023 06:33 PM (ptElO)

319 Paul only comes around in between his mom's John's. He's the jizz bucket boy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:33 PM (Zz0t1)

320 French is such a pussy he can't even get a troll to defend him. When you don't have Paul--

It would be perfect if Paul will pile on to this David French Roast.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2023 06:33 PM (YXHzG)

321 318 Wait, I know the Chick-fil-A one happened back in 2020 or so.

https://tinyurl.com/5frhms84

"Chick-Fil-A's commitment to being Better at Together means embedding Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion in everything we do."
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:33 PM (0hOvj)

The places are still packed…

Posted by: tubal at May 30, 2023 06:34 PM (PCK5/)

322 I get pudding on Thursdays.

Posted by: Paul - Mommy's Creampie Cleaner at May 30, 2023 06:35 PM (Zz0t1)

323
*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:27 PM

wassup?

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 30, 2023 06:35 PM (ENBF0)

324 Oddly enough I have no interest in defending David French.

Posted by: That Northern skulker at May 30, 2023 06:35 PM (VdGjU)

325
"Chick-Fil-A's commitment to being Better at Together means embedding Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion in everything we do."
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:33 PM (0hOvj)

The places are still packed…
Posted by: tubal at May 30, 2023 06:34 PM (PCK5/)

Not by me.

Posted by: Paul - Mommy's Creampie Cleaner at May 30, 2023 06:35 PM (Zz0t1)

326 Quick check here, was Budweiser anyone's favorite beer?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:35 PM (0hOvj)

327 Am I alone in beginning to suspect that Ace looks askance at this French chap?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 30, 2023 06:35 PM (a3Q+t)

328 Damn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:35 PM (Zz0t1)

329
wassup?
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 30, 2023 06:35 PM (ENBF0)

SSDD. Just waiting to see if it rains. Storms have been building all around us, just not over us.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:36 PM (Zz0t1)

330 Dems Defend FBI Stonewalling Subpoenaed File Allegedly Linking Joe Biden to $5M Bribery Scheme

-
We can either go rummaging through the past or we can feed hungry children.

- The Donks

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 30, 2023 06:36 PM (FVME7)

331 As I said - Boomers and Silents simply demanded certain subjective acts. Like the hats. Boomers and Silents are why we watch what we do. Two generations fixated with power, and the dance of expressing status to each other.

So you are the one who farts in the crowded elevator.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2023 06:36 PM (YXHzG)

332
The gate is open and the Watershed is poured

Posted by: Ben Had at May 30, 2023 06:32 PM

tips hat

soon, but not soon enough

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 30, 2023 06:37 PM (ENBF0)

333 It's weird how French keeps trying to make himself the arbiter of masculinity and all that's manly. David French. I could see, maybe, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Or one of those bearded, muscle-bound mountain men on Youtube who can build an outhouse in a day with just his axe.

But French?

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 30, 2023 06:37 PM (wGeit)

334 David French is the current popular archetype of American maleness - we are basically screwed.

Posted by: Indignacio Vindacatorem at May 30, 2023 06:37 PM (oWBc3)

335 Quick check here, was Budweiser anyone's favorite beer?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:35 PM (0hOvj)

I would drink a Bud on rare occasion, but thought Light was always a shit beer and never drank it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2023 06:37 PM (Zz0t1)

336 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2023 06:37 PM (PiwSw)

337 The places are still packed…

--

Because it's a more subtle gay flag.

Posted by: Every child has a normal childhood, do you understand their method yet? at May 30, 2023 06:38 PM (5/7b/)

338 The Lincoln Project
@ProjectLincoln
May 28
Throughout his political career, President Biden has always stood up for Democracy. The fight for freedom isn't ending anytime soon. We must re-elect President Biden in 2024.
___

In fairness, Lincoln Project and Biden both have an affinity for young people.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 30, 2023 06:39 PM (fs1hN)

339 >>> the American Psychological Association published guidelines that took direct aim at what it called "traditional masculinity -- marked by stoicism, competitiveness, dominance and aggression" -- declaring it to be, "on the whole, harmful."

They forgot -- on purpose I'm sure to support their theory of masculinity as harmful -- other positive traits of masculinity. Protectiveness, duty, sacrifice, honor, service, off the top of my head.

Women are some of the most aggressively competitive creatures on the planet. None of these traits are wholly what they claim, again to fit their theory.

Posted by: LizLem at May 30, 2023 06:40 PM (+mkOR)

340 I ran across a picture of David Hogg today. Mein Gott, his legs are more pathetic than his T Rex arms.

Hopefully Greta likes ''em with no physique.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 30, 2023 06:41 PM (a3Q+t)

341 Republicans to Hold FBI Director Wray in Contempt of Congress

-
Boy howdy! That'll teach him!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 30, 2023 06:32 PM (FVME7)

Why not issue a Letter of Marque and pay for his apprehension? Oh, yeah. GOPe.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 30, 2023 06:41 PM (Angsy)

342 As I said - Boomers and Silents simply demanded certain subjective acts.

Tipping your hat and taking it off indoors was a sign of respect, not submission. Yes, long ago that's what it was, back like 2 centuries in the past, but that has not been the case in the US for a long, long time. Showing respect to people is a missing part of modern culture that we need to return to, for civility and cohesion.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:42 PM (0hOvj)

343 Quick check here, was Budweiser anyone's favorite beer?

As a teen, Schaefer cuz it was cheap, used to buy and sell to HS classmates Michelob, later drank Mickey's, then Amstel Light and Heinekin, later Fat Tire, then never the same thing twice - mostly craft beers.

Now, I don't drink at all. Too busy to craft a buzz.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2023 06:43 PM (YXHzG)

344 "Might be a cast thing." Javems

ISlmost sll the Indians I have known who are shopkeepers/ run small businesses are very pragmatic and most of the volunteered they voted for Trump. The ones I know who are leftist Dems are just as bad as non Indians Dems and they seemed to have brought their ideas about caste with them no matter how long they've been there . I complimented a very nice Indian woman- I don't know what her politics were-on some food she brought to a volunteer event and she wasn't working at the time and I said, kidding around Maybe you should start a restaurant" and she looked rather horrified and said " That's not my caste "

I have to say that Indians of all socio economic groups whom o come into with are horrified by transgender indoctrination in the schools,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2023 06:43 PM (Keyt1)

345 In retrospect, it now seems absurd that former National Review columnists like David French and Jonah Goldberg were once considered conservative intellectuals. Did neither of those two guys take Logic 101 in college?

For example, David French is always illogically conflating things. What does David French think would have happened if there had been trannies back in the 1920s that had tried to sexually groom children?

Well, the stoical manly fathers or uncles of those kids would have ever so calmy stuck knives into the neck arteries of those groomers. But, yes, David, they would have been very cool about it.

Likewise, how does the genius French know that men are more apt to get excited and fly off the handle these days compared to the good old stoical days? I guess the violent race riots on the late 19th century/early 20th century must have been stoical affairs.

And I ask these questions as someone who longs for the good old days.

Posted by: Bamanarama at May 30, 2023 06:44 PM (uH1aC)

346 My sensors detect, Dr. Smith, that you are a gold-bricking asshole.

Posted by: Robby the Robot at May 30, 2023 06:44 PM (ZSK0i)

347 What is a "silent"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2023 06:44 PM (Keyt1)

348 As I said - Boomers and Silents simply demanded certain subjective acts.

I'm gonna take a guess here and bet that you never cracked open, let alone even know of the existence of "Emily Post's Etiquette" book.

Posted by: Reuben Hick at May 30, 2023 06:46 PM (YXHzG)

349 Showing respect to people is a missing part of modern culture that we need to return to, for civility and cohesion.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:42 PM (0hOvj)

At the rate we're going - you'll sort your plastics and metals out of respect. You'll give space to destroy, out of respect.

Back up and let BLM do what they do. Out of respect.

Posted by: Long Memory at May 30, 2023 06:46 PM (WuISj)

350
If you saw episode 1 of Lost In Space (1960s original) you know that Dr. Smith was a dangerous* cold-blooded spy. He cracked-up during liftoff when he saw that he had been trapped on the spaceship.

*If I remember right, he killed a guard to get on the ship.

Posted by: comradearthur at May 30, 2023 06:47 PM (/P8Pv)

351 He wrote Kyiv instead of Kiev. So masculine of him.

I read recently that Kyiv is the Ukrainian spelling, while Kiev is the Russian, so I'm not going to hold that against him.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2023 05:48 PM (eOEVl)

He's not writing for Ukrainians, but for Americans. He's being a pedant of the most annoying sort.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2023 07:03 PM (eoQWY)

352 The most hilarious bit was that Zelensky was recently at some international conference, and a Russian started speaking, and Zelensky ostentatiously put on the translation headphones, so he could hear the Russian's speech in Ukrainian.
Posted by: The Deep State! at May 30, 2023 06:17 PM (2tUFv)

I'm sure. Everything about Zelensky and the tribal Hollywood rejects surrounding him is a bit, though. Pure virtue signaling for the truly dumb cattle.
Posted by: trev006 at May 30, 2023 06:20 PM (FWpta)

A good half their war strategies are stunts for the press and not at all useful in winning a war. But their own people die in them, in large numbers.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2023 07:10 PM (eoQWY)

353 350
If you saw episode 1 of Lost In Space (1960s original) you know that Dr. Smith was a dangerous* cold-blooded spy. He cracked-up during liftoff when he saw that he had been trapped on the spaceship.

*If I remember right, he killed a guard to get on the ship.
Posted by: comradearthur at May 30, 2023 06:47 PM (/P8Pv)

He did, and reprogrammed the "environmental control robot " to sabotage the ship and kill the Robinsons.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 30, 2023 07:15 PM (ncNTU)

354 He's being a pedant of the most annoying sort.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2023 07:03 PM

Those are the worst.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 30, 2023 07:18 PM (a3Q+t)

355 Tipping your hat and taking it off indoors was a sign of respect, not submission. Yes, long ago that's what it was, back like 2 centuries in the past, but that has not been the case in the US for a long, long time.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 30, 2023 06:42 PM

That was still the case 60 years ago in the Western U.S.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 30, 2023 07:23 PM (a3Q+t)

356 Frankly, I think Dr. Smith of Lost In Space is both more masculine and more reliably honest than David French or any of his craven, mendacious ilk.

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