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Mhmm.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 26, 2023 10:02 PM (k1Qly) 2
The wait is over, on the content!
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:03 PM (5p7BC) 3
On TO the content. Why does my brain move faster than my typing?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:04 PM (5p7BC) 4
That's no schoolbus.
Posted by: Obi Wan Baloney at May 26, 2023 10:05 PM (s12c9) 5
I received great news today! CT scan showed significant shrinkage of the cancerous nodules. Only 3 out of the "too many to count" had actually grown but only a little and also no new lesions on my bones. Happy news for me
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at May 26, 2023 10:05 PM (wagHN) Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2023 10:06 PM (MNhXM) 7
I'm calling BS on the painting elephant.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:07 PM (5p7BC) 8
Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2023 10:08 PM (qoGsy) 9
That elephant is not so good. It's supposed to be a Volkswagen.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 26, 2023 10:08 PM (FVME7) 10
Please to help me with my rucksack?
Posted by: Inge, From Sveeden at May 26, 2023 10:09 PM (s12c9) 11
I have beef jerky.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2023 10:10 PM (s12c9) 12
Yeah Jewells!! Sounds like great news!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2023 10:10 PM (qoGsy) 13
I'm calling BS on the painting elephant.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:07 PM (5p7BC) That's what my wife said also LOL And she is an Artist Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2023 10:10 PM (pmmLi) 14
Weather reporter is funny.
Posted by: Montec at May 26, 2023 10:10 PM (ey9mI) 15
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at May 26, 2023 10:05 PM (wagHN)
Yay! Thank you for letting us know so we can celebrate. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2023 10:11 PM (nC+QA) 16
Great news, Jewells!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 26, 2023 10:11 PM (u73oe) 17
I have a long commute and certain gastric issues common to computer guys. I'd pay good money for the Shattle if it could get me to both of the places that I need to go.
Posted by: CppThis at May 26, 2023 10:11 PM (PZvjL) 18
5 I received great news today! CT scan showed significant shrinkage of the cancerous nodules. Only 3 out of the "too many to count" had actually grown but only a little and also no new lesions on my bones. Happy news for me
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at May 26, 2023 10:05 PM (wagHN) 👏😀😀😀 Posted by: Montec at May 26, 2023 10:12 PM (ey9mI) 19
Congratulations Jewells!! That's great news!
Posted by: Dr. T at May 26, 2023 10:12 PM (jGGMD) Posted by: nurse ratched at May 26, 2023 10:13 PM (U2p+3) 21
Crazy video of a larger than average, but not huge woman absolutely manhandling two London cops.
https://tinyurl.com/pekptjja Posted by: bonhomme at May 26, 2023 10:13 PM (KRe1G) 22
Hang in there, Jewells!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2023 10:13 PM (s12c9) 23
{{{jewells45}}}
Excellent news. Been worried for you with your tests today. Please carry on with your healing progress. And fuck cancer. Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2023 10:14 PM (u82oZ) 24
Crazy video of a larger than average, but not huge woman absolutely manhandling two London cops.
Posted by: bonhomme Well, they were London cops so. . . . Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2023 10:15 PM (qoGsy) 25
The "Good Response" is not. It sucks up to the authoritarians.
The real answer is: I need privacy because fuck you...I am a free man and it is none of your fucking business. And I am only explaining because I am polite. In reality you deserve no explanation at all! You fucking fascist cocksucker. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2023 10:16 PM (ZCCyW) 26
6 Today a picture can be worth a 1000 lies.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2023 10:06 PM (MNhXM) I'm not too worried about AI taking our jerbs, but given its impressive ability to generate content on a whim without any consideration for whether it's real or not, journalism and marketing are in big trouble. Editorial staff can just ask ChatGPT to create stories about how Donald Trump is the worst thing ever without the bother of paying a person to flutter around the office. Posted by: CppThis at May 26, 2023 10:16 PM (PZvjL) 27
Wonderful news, Jewells!
Posted by: Toni at May 26, 2023 10:16 PM (PgM6e) 28
I like that propane smoker guy got 98% upvotes though. The naked fat chick aficionados were pretty kind.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:16 PM (5p7BC) 29
Today's observation:
The Dodger Christian Faith and Family Night is a full month after the last day of Pride Month. The LBGT++++ are going to give the Dodgers plenty of opportunities to show whether or not they are maximally with their program. The Dodgers will not miss an opportunity to spit in the face of not only Catholics but all Christians, and of other people of good will who see a greater purpose to life than just perpetual indulgence in stimulating their gonads and recreationally frying their brains with chemicals. Posted by: Minuteman at May 26, 2023 10:17 PM (LaNzR) 30
That cops/car thief story, when the guy showed up with a gun, I wouldn't have minded if the cops used that as an excuse to shoot him. We have way too many worthless crap people in society. We need to thin the herd.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2023 10:17 PM (0Htd1) 31
Watching the race video reminded me of something.
NASCAR currently uses Camaros, Mustangs, and Camrys. Camaros go away next year... Mustangs are going to be electric SUV looking crap.... So... the epitome of Races with AMERICAN CARS... the ones that had to be driven on the road... will now be... Japanese Knock Offs. US Government... killing everything fun and Manly. Posted by: Romeo13 at May 26, 2023 10:17 PM (oHd/0) 32
Some good ones tonight. The runaway tire made me lol. You never know what will make you lol.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2023 10:17 PM (MNhXM) Posted by: Mule named Sal at May 26, 2023 10:18 PM (63Dwl) 34
Thank you everyone. I know many of you have prayed for me and I wanted to give you the good news. Long way to go but things sure look good right now!
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at May 26, 2023 10:18 PM (wagHN) 35
Low bridge, everybody down
Low bridge, yeah we're coming to a town I've got a mule, her name is Sal Fifteen years on the Erie Canal Posted by: Archimedes at May 26, 2023 10:19 PM (eOEVl) 36
Great ONT. And that shock jock is right.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2023 10:19 PM (0Htd1) 37
{{{Jewells}}}
Fantastic news, thank you for sharing it with us! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 26, 2023 10:19 PM (hOUT3) 38
What's funny about the shock jock is, no matter how much of a dick he may be, he's right. I feel like every millennial girl i work with will complain about not being able to find a nice guy, then they basically refuse to date anyone but the former starting quarterback or the son of a hedge fund manager.
Maybe if you actually try to interact with Oriole on terms other than looks and money, it'll possibly turn out different (not sagging good looking or rich people can't be nice, but your really shrinking the dating pool choices) I joked for a while the only celebrities who ever married out of true love were Paulina Pariskova (sp?) Nikki Cox, and Christina Hendrix. Posted by: Rbastid at May 26, 2023 10:20 PM (kHoh2) 39
I received great news today! CT scan showed significant shrinkage of the cancerous nodules. Only 3 out of the "too many to count" had actually grown but only a little and also no new lesions on my bones. Happy news for me
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at May 26, 2023 10:05 PM (wagHN) That is good news, Jewells. Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 26, 2023 10:20 PM (Angsy) 40
US Government... killing everything fun and Manly.
Posted by: Romeo13 Why it is almost like it is intentional... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 26, 2023 10:21 PM (hOUT3) 41
jewells45 fuck cancer ,
Congrats and keep thinking good thoughts. Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2023 10:21 PM (0Htd1) 42
I joked for a while the only celebrities who ever married out of true love were Paulina Pariskova (sp?) Nikki Cox, and Christina Hendrix.
----------- I don't get it. ROETHLISBERGER? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2023 10:21 PM (s12c9) 43
31 So... the epitome of Races with AMERICAN CARS... the ones that had to be driven on the road... will now be... Japanese Knock Offs.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 26, 2023 10:17 PM (oHd/0) Eh, Japanese cars have been more American than American cars for years. Maybe this is a good thing. Toyota: Assenbled in Kentucky from parts made in Tennessee Nissan: Assembled in Tennessee from parts made in TN and neighboring states. Big Three: Assembled in Detroit (by card carrying UAW workers, the important part!) from parts made in Chy-nah Posted by: CppThis at May 26, 2023 10:22 PM (PZvjL) 44
Wonderful news Jewells! Reason to celebrate.
Posted by: Tuna at May 26, 2023 10:23 PM (gLRfa) 45
Damn, that's some good stuff tonight. Thoughtful, funny, dumb. Covered all the bases.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 26, 2023 10:23 PM (C7jzY) Posted by: Gonzotx at May 26, 2023 10:23 PM (MwHgU) 47
Paulina Pariskova
Posted by: Rbastid at May 26, 2023 10:20 PM (kHoh2) She was in a movie called "Thursday." She was...interesting. And a total smokeshow. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2023 10:23 PM (ZCCyW) 48
Yay, ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 26, 2023 10:24 PM (Bd6X8) 49
Re cop story. My father in law used to work in the state prison system. The thing he used to say that stuck with me was “Ya know, most of these guys ain’t in here for being too smart.”
Jewells, great news! Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2023 10:25 PM (nfrXX) 50
48 Yay, ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 26, 2023 10:24 PM (Bd6X ---------- It's only a model. Posted by: Patsy at May 26, 2023 10:25 PM (s12c9) 51
That is good news, Jewells!
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:26 PM (5p7BC) 52
Jewells!
All the more inspiring to keep the prayers keepin' on! *pours celebratory bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2023 10:26 PM (e6UQI) 53
You go Jewells! Kick that cancer's ass!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 26, 2023 10:28 PM (Bd6X8) 54
I don't get it. ROETHLISBERGER? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2023 10:21 PM (s12c9) Was his wife unattractive? My point is those are 3 beautiful and extremely successful woman (at ther time of their marriages) who married guys that would be ther perfect cast for a universal monsters movie. Posted by: Rbastid at May 26, 2023 10:28 PM (kHoh2) 55
Eating pork chops off the newly-fixed gas grill. No fires or explosions, so I count it as a win.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2023 10:29 PM (M9/Zd) 56
I thought the lady with the why no kids explanation was funny and then the comment ruined it . Though it was funny too.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2023 10:29 PM (MNhXM) 57
Romeo - literally why I bought my Camaro. I knew it was the last of classic line. GM can die an ignoble death for all I care. But I will still own American muscle.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:31 PM (5p7BC) 58
55 Eating pork chops off the newly-fixed gas grill. No fires or explosions, so I count it as a win.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2023 10:29 PM (M9/Zd) ---------- Face it, it's still killing you. Posted by: Rep. Corrie Bush (D)umbass at May 26, 2023 10:31 PM (s12c9) 59
Please to help me with my rucksack?
Posted by: Inge, From Sveeden I need to turn in my Army card. Broke out my ALICE pack and frame for camping next weekend. Haven't touched it in over 30 years when I cleaned and disassembled it. Had to Google how to connect the kidney strap attachment to the frame. Going camping next weekend at Shiloh National Battlefield. Posted by: BifBewalski at May 26, 2023 10:33 PM (3CCua) 60
No such thing as an American or a Japanese or German cars. Mercedes are assembled in the US with Renault engines. Toyotas are made in the US as are Nissans and Hondas. Meanwhile Ram and Ford trucks are made in Mexico. Oh and Ram is owned by Sellantis which is a French majority owned company.
Posted by: Montec at May 26, 2023 10:33 PM (ey9mI) 61
Lemme guess. The school bus was for a grad school. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2023 10:33 PM (qRa1H) 62
Big Three: Assembled in Detroit (by card carrying UAW workers, the important part!) from parts made in Chy-nah
Posted by: CppThis at May 26, 2023 10:22 PM (PZvjL) Don't forget Mexico. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2023 10:34 PM (M9/Zd) 63
Can we assume you didn't go to Reddit for advice on fixing that grill, AOP?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:34 PM (5p7BC) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2023 10:34 PM (MoZTd) 65
62 Don't forget Mexico.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2023 10:34 PM (M9/Zd) Good point. Lamentably, that's also where my Mazda is from. Posted by: CppThis at May 26, 2023 10:35 PM (PZvjL) 66
Morgan Stanley is looking to develop an A.I. to help pick stocks.
I am very excited and motivated to participate in this endeavor and I can see no reason for concern. Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2023 10:35 PM (xhaym) 67
I mean, I guess with DP you only have a 50/50 chance of being the dad, so...
Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 26, 2023 10:36 PM (vx+Vz) 68
The only true American car companies are electric. Tesla and Rivian.
Posted by: Montec at May 26, 2023 10:36 PM (ey9mI) 69
I received great news today! CT scan showed significant shrinkage of the cancerous nodules. Only 3 out of the "too many to count" had actually grown but only a little and also no new lesions on my bones. Happy news for me
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at May 26 —- Woohoo! Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2023 10:36 PM (ZdaMQ) 70
Morgan Stanley is looking to develop an A.I. to help pick stocks.
I am very excited and motivated to participate in this endeavor and I can see no reason for concern. Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2023 10:35 PM (xhaym) ---------- It can't do any worse than Jim Cramer. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2023 10:37 PM (s12c9) 71
Morgan Stanley is looking to develop an A.I. to help pick stocks. __________ They're using Jim Cramer in the algorithm. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2023 10:37 PM (MoZTd) 72
Picking stocks is easy. Watch Cramer and do the opposite.
Posted by: Montec at May 26, 2023 10:37 PM (ey9mI) 73
Stuck bus reminded of the urban legend about the kid who came up to a group of responders who were trying to figure out how to get a vehicle in a similar situation unstuck. He told them to let the air out of the tires.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2023 10:37 PM (MNhXM) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2023 10:38 PM (MoZTd) 75
Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has repeatedly warned that without an increase to the debt ceiling, the United States could run out of cash to pay the bills. On Friday, she moved the deadline to June 5. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2023 10:38 PM (63Dwl) Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:38 PM (5p7BC) 77
Going camping next weekend at Shiloh National Battlefield.
Posted by: BifBewalski Man, I am jealous! I have got to get out there. And Franklin too. Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2023 10:38 PM (qoGsy) 78
JEWELLS!!!!!!! That is the best news!!! Thank you Jesus!!!
Posted by: Moki at May 26, 2023 10:38 PM (JrN/x) 79
Of the top 12 american-made cars as rated by Cars.com
(https://www.cars.com/american-made-index/): Tesla: 4 Honda: 4 GM: 2 Chrysler: 1 Ford: 1 Posted by: CppThis at May 26, 2023 10:38 PM (PZvjL) Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:38 PM (5p7BC) 81
Can we assume you didn't go to Reddit for advice on fixing that grill, AOP?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:34 PM (5p7BC) You assume right, heh. I did go online, and discovered there is an "excess flow valve" built into the tank fitting on the regulator. It had tripped, and would not reset. So trashed the made-in-Chynah regulator, and installed an old American-made one. Grill fired up like a champ. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2023 10:39 PM (M9/Zd) Posted by: Cathie Wood at May 26, 2023 10:39 PM (s12c9) 83
Cool. A Drone Throne.
Posted by: MartynWW at May 26, 2023 10:39 PM (qaj1c) 84
70 - 71 Hordemind strikes again. Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:38 PM (5p7BC) ________ 70 - 71- 72! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2023 10:39 PM (MoZTd) 85
Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has repeatedly warned that without an increase to the debt ceiling, the United States could run out of cash to pay the bills. On Friday, she moved the deadline to June 5.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr Money printers go brrrrrrrrrr. Posted by: BifBewalski at May 26, 2023 10:39 PM (3CCua) 86
My tricks of the trade
In my parent's old house I wanted to redo the lights in the converted attic apartment until I saw what was there. The "junction boxes" were short Hills Brothers coffee cans and the wires were "joined" with clear packing tape that you would use to seal a cardboard box when mailing it. That totally unsafe setup is now second to "My tricks of the trade" Posted by: Cadillac Cimarron at May 26, 2023 10:40 PM (xttsV) Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, thinks it's all ops at May 26, 2023 10:40 PM (sJHOI) 88
Oh. And my dad had a Cimarron. (Damn sock)
Posted by: Cadillac Cimarron at May 26, 2023 10:40 PM (xttsV) 89
The only true American car companies are electric. Tesla and Rivian.
Posted by: Montec at May 26, 2023 10:36 PM (ey9mI Most of their batteries, which are the most important part on the cars on par with engines from ICE cars, are made in Japan and China. Even thr batteries made in the US are getting the battery components from China. Hopefully that changes soon and maybe some of the tide of outsourcing everything will reverse. Posted by: Rbastid at May 26, 2023 10:41 PM (kHoh2) Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2023 10:42 PM (MNhXM) 91
Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has repeatedly warned that without an increase to the debt ceiling, the United States could run out of cash to pay the bills. ____________ No, we'll just choose not to pay the bills. There's money enough coming in to pay bondholders. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2023 10:42 PM (MoZTd) 92
I'm admittedly not deeply immersed in the nuance of the debt negotiations but I can't imagine that Kevin McSquish's demands are particularly onerous, particularly in light of the fact that no sane person would keep buying American debt if there's not some plan to steer away from drunken-sailor levels of spending. So I'm just gonna assume this is a typical case of Slow Joe being belligerent and threatening martial law if he doesn't get exactly 100.0 percent of what he wants all the time.
Posted by: CppThis at May 26, 2023 10:42 PM (PZvjL) 93
I feel like every millennial girl i work with will complain about not being able to find a nice guy, then they basically refuse to date anyone but the former starting quarterback or the son of a hedge fund manager.
- Rekieta or one of his Friday guests will go off on this pretty regularly. 8-10 rated guys on dating apps will on occasion hook up with 3-4s if they happen to be geographically or otherwise situationally convenient. 3-10 rated chicks all think they deserve 9-10 ranked guys, and because of the guys occasional slumming, their wild overperception of themselves gets confirmed occasionally. And they can never figure out why the guys they all consider acceptable won't settle for one of them. Posted by: Methos at May 26, 2023 10:43 PM (kOpft) 94
Oh! Thought of something today.
I think it was last night or night before Morticia was asking how we get out of the current situation where the fraud states hold the clean election states hostage. I said the only way it ends is when the people who want clean elections cheat enough to win control of the corrupt states. There is another possible future. If enough people move to red states by the 2030 census, then the corrupt states can be ignored. The fact that Texas and Florida combined is worth 70 electoral votes is pretty significant. Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:45 PM (5p7BC) 95
70 - 71
Hordemind strikes again. Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:38 PM (5p7BC) ________ 70 - 71- 72! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2023 10:39 PM (MoZTd) 80 - 84 Posted by: Methos at May 26, 2023 10:46 PM (kOpft) 96
I feel like every millennial girl i work with will complain about not being able to find a nice guy, then they basically refuse to date anyone but the former starting quarterback or the son of a hedge fund manager.
- Rekieta or one of his Friday guests will go off on this pretty regularly. 8-10 rated guys on dating apps will on occasion hook up with 3-4s if they happen to be geographically or otherwise situationally convenient. 3-10 rated chicks all think they deserve 9-10 ranked guys, and because of the guys occasional slumming, their wild overperception of themselves gets confirmed occasionally. And they can never figure out why the guys they all consider acceptable won't settle for one of them. Posted by: Methos When I was younger (pre-Smash), this dumbass behavior would piss me right off. Now? Now I laugh my ass off at these future cat lady Karen's. Don't these dumb assed women realize that the solid 6 dude is gonna have a total 11 wallet in a handful of years? Bwahahahahahahah. Posted by: BifBewalski at May 26, 2023 10:47 PM (3CCua) 97
future. If enough people move to red states by the 2030 census, then the corrupt states can be ignored. The fact that Texas and Florida combined is worth 70 electoral votes is pretty significant.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:45 PM (5p7BC) If enough of the right people. Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2023 10:47 PM (MNhXM) 98
3-10 rated chicks all think they deserve 9-10 ranked guys, and because of the guys occasional slumming, their wild overperception of themselves gets confirmed occasionally. And they can never figure out why the guys they all consider acceptable won't settle for one of them.
Posted by: Methos at May 26, 2023 10:43 PM (kOpft) They also don't treat men like men, they don't act like ladies, and they can't cook. Mean, trashy and hungry is not an ideal partnership. Posted by: Moki at May 26, 2023 10:47 PM (JrN/x) Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 10:48 PM (YGqO/) 100
Trying to read comments but my big monster sized cat has decided the best place to lay is on my shoulder, only 1/8 of him fits there and his big lug head blocks my vision. But here is his, happy as can be purring like a chainsaw.
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2023 10:48 PM (ZdaMQ) 101
haYooB
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, thinks it's all ops at May 26, 2023 10:48 PM (sJHOI) 102
Caroline's story of a lifetime.
Pulitzer for sure! Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 10:49 PM (YGqO/) 103
I think I've heard that jock before, late at night.
"Why isn't there a man in your house so the cops don't have to come over once a week!" *subdued silence* "I don't know." Posted by: yep at May 26, 2023 10:49 PM (0WpYb) 104
Trying to read comments but my big monster sized cat has decided the best place to lay is on my shoulder, only 1/8 of him fits there and his big lug head blocks my vision. But here is his, happy as can be purring like a chainsaw.
Posted by: Piper Quality time wit kitteh! Give a chin scritch from Bif, please. Posted by: BifBewalski at May 26, 2023 10:50 PM (3CCua) 105
Welcome to the Friday ONT! Y'know, I bet Caroline has been waiting her entire life to write this story...
Last time I stayed in a hotel in Vegas, a lady got into the elevator I was on to get to her room. She has two big bottles of water from the local CVS. I looked at her and said, 'nice jugs'. She laughed. I told her that I waited years to be able to say that and not get slapped in the face. She laughed at that too, then got off at her floor. My wife didn't think that was so funny. Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 26, 2023 10:50 PM (/LtPQ) 106
Young women have given up their gate keeping power. It’s also made the best part sex almost non-existent. The pursuit. Like shooting fish in a barrel these days.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2023 10:50 PM (MNhXM) 107
Hunter Brown of the Astros has struck out 8 through 4 innings. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2023 10:52 PM (MoZTd) 108
There is another possible future. If enough people move to red states by the 2030 census, then the corrupt states can be ignored. The fact that Texas and Florida combined is worth 70 electoral votes is pretty significant. Posted by: Dave in Fla =========== Hi! It would also be awesome if California broke in two. (Talking about a 51st state, not an earthquake, but I'd also take the latter.) Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2023 10:52 PM (lCaJd) 109
If enough people move to red states by the 2030 census, then the corrupt states can be ignored. The fact that Texas and Florida combined is worth 70 electoral votes is pretty significant.
Posted by: Dave in Fla If enough of the right people. Posted by: polynikes Even the CA escapees settling here in TN (and there are a significant number) talk dirt on the CA they left behind. I don't think they're BSing. It's interesting. Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2023 10:52 PM (qoGsy) 110
Quality time wit kitteh! Give a chin scritch from Bif, please.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May Kovu says thank you! Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2023 10:52 PM (ZdaMQ) 111
Spouse of gourmand is a morning person.
She is so on, so together. Light shining from her eyes. Singing show tunes from "Oklahoma". Doing pilates. And this is by 7am. I don't even know what is my name until 9am or so. Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 26, 2023 10:52 PM (MeG8a) 112
34 Thank you everyone. I know many of you have prayed for me and I wanted to give you the good news. Long way to go but things sure look good right now!
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at May 26, 2023 10:18 PM (wagHN) Awesome news! Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 26, 2023 10:53 PM (/LtPQ) 113
Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has repeatedly warned that without an increase to the debt ceiling, the United States could run out of cash to pay the bills. On Friday, she moved the deadline to June 5.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr Bitch can piss off. Two trillion new dollars and you still need more??? Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 10:53 PM (YGqO/) Posted by: Pete Bog at May 26, 2023 10:54 PM (BTKnC) 115
Two trillion new dollars and you still need more??? Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 10:53 PM (YGqO/) ___________ She's got Paulie as a partner. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2023 10:55 PM (MoZTd) 116
very funny, tonight..... thank you for the laughs.
Posted by: Monica at May 26, 2023 10:57 PM (Ztr3O) 117
We have our Govt customer coming for a kickoff meeting on June 6th. They don't seem to be sweating about the imminent default.
My suspicion is that leadership in the admin has let it be known that Biden is going to sign the bill that passed, he is just trying to get maximum air play out of the situation. Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:57 PM (5p7BC) 118
Paulie? You won't be seein' him around here no more.
Posted by: Clemenza at May 26, 2023 10:57 PM (s12c9) 119
Doesn't Milos come from Kovu?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2023 10:58 PM (63Dwl) 120
Everyone talks and complains about the money we spent on Afghanistan and Iraq wars . We spent 2 1/2 trillion over 20 years. We spent 6 1/2 trillion on COVID ‘relief’ in 6 months. Add on another 6 trillion in the subsequent 3 years.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2023 10:58 PM (MNhXM) 121
Just once I’d like to see what happens on a default. It’s always warnings of a catastrophe. Would it really be? I don’t know. Why not find out.
Posted by: Montec at May 26, 2023 10:59 PM (ey9mI) 122
Paulie? You won't be seein' him around here no more.
Posted by: Clemenza *film mashup* He's gone. Whadda mean gone? You know. He's gone. And there was nothing anyone could do about it. Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2023 11:00 PM (qoGsy) 123
Jewells! Happy Dance!
Posted by: Jen the original at May 26, 2023 11:00 PM (KgoEo) 124
My suspicion is that leadership in the admin has let it be known that Biden is going to sign the bill that passed, he is just trying to get maximum air play out of the situation.
Posted by: Dave in Fla I think it’s that everyone knows the gop will cave eventually. Like always. Posted by: Montec at May 26, 2023 11:00 PM (ey9mI) 125
Kind of agree. Just default already, no other way to reign in the insanity, that I can see.
Because we have no responsible adults in Washington at all. Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 11:01 PM (5p7BC) 126
I need to turn in my Army card. Broke out my ALICE pack and frame for camping next weekend. Haven't touched it in over 30 years when I cleaned and disassembled it. Had to Google how to connect the kidney strap attachment to the frame.
Going camping next weekend at Shiloh National Battlefield. Posted by: BifBewalski at May 26, 2023 10:33 PM (3CCua) *** Heh, Pulled.out my LBE from back in the day. Still fits! But I did have to expand the shoulder holster...to its last setting. Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:01 PM (YGqO/) 127
GOP caving is another possibility too. Not discounting it.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 11:02 PM (5p7BC) 128
5 ... Jewells,
The prayers will continue, of course. Thanks for sharing that wonderful news. Posted by: JTB at May 26, 2023 11:02 PM (7EjX1) 129
Gonna get some sleep, nite everyone!
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 11:02 PM (5p7BC) 130
I think it’s that everyone knows the gop will cave eventually. Like always.
Posted by: Montec at May 26, 2023 11:00 PM (ey9mI) We didn’t cave twice and surprise we turned out to be the bad guys. That’s why our press is the most dangerous organization in the country. More so than the FBI. Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2023 11:03 PM (MNhXM) 131
Christine Lowbridge should have went all-out and wrote an epic article about that. Chances like that don't come around very often.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 26, 2023 11:03 PM (iKBwy) 132
The guy listening to the shock jock had really great facial expressions
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 26, 2023 11:06 PM (vHIgi) 133
Our house. In the middle of our street. *snort*
It does appear that some states are cleaning up their voting process. Battle lines seem to be drawn by states. Pray for good governors. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 26, 2023 11:06 PM (Nx1bw) Posted by: Cosda at May 26, 2023 11:06 PM (Uu6As) 135
Or Caroline Lowbridge, for that matter.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 26, 2023 11:07 PM (iKBwy) 136
The real answer is:
I need privacy because fuck you...I am a free man and it is none of your fucking business. And I am only explaining because I am polite. In reality you deserve no explanation at all! You fucking fascist cocksucker. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2023 10:16 PM (ZCCyW) Spot on! Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:07 PM (YGqO/) 137
25 The "Good Response" is not. It sucks up to the authoritarians.
The real answer is: I need privacy because fuck you...I am a free man and it is none of your fucking business. And I am only explaining because I am polite. In reality you deserve no explanation at all! You fucking fascist cocksucker. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2023 10:16 PM (ZCCyW) What he said. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 26, 2023 11:07 PM (i+mOk) 138
131 Christine Lowbridge should have went all-out and wrote an epic article about that. Chances like that don't come around very often.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 26, 2023 11:03 PM (iKBwy) The only thing that would have improved the story is if Gina Lollobrigida was involved somehow. Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 26, 2023 11:07 PM (/LtPQ) 139
Young women have given up their gate keeping power. It’s also made the best part sex almost non-existent. The pursuit. Like shooting fish in a barrel these days.
Posted by: polynikes Srsly? I need to get off AoS and outta the house more. Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2023 11:08 PM (KAi1n) 140
Good job, Jewells!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 26, 2023 11:08 PM (HlyYF) 141
It would also be awesome if California broke in two. (Talking about a 51st state, not an earthquake, but I'd also take the latter.)
And get two more senators like Feinstein? Because that’s what would happen. A northern half controlled by SF and a southern half controlled by LA. Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2023 11:09 PM (nfrXX) 142
It would also be awesome if California broke in two. (Talking about a 51st state, not an earthquake, but I'd also take the latter.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia Meh. Michigan isn't exactly contiguous. Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2023 11:10 PM (KAi1n) 143
It's gonna be great when all the red state people move to Florida, and then we get a Whitmer-Newsome-Cuomo sadistic overlord prison guard Governor to persecute all the good folks who didn't know they were walking into a trap.
Cynical? Pessimistic? Me?? Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 26, 2023 11:11 PM (iKBwy) 144
Or Caroline Lowbridge, for that matter.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 26, 2023 11:07 PM (iKBwy) They had cousin Harry driving it. Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:11 PM (YGqO/) 145
Meh. Michigan isn't exactly contiguous.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2023 11:10 PM (KAi1n) ----------- Even so, maintain social distancing just to be safe. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2023 11:11 PM (s12c9) 146
Jewells, your great news has put a lot of smiles on a lot of faces around here, including mine!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 26, 2023 11:11 PM (i+mOk) 147
Does not forgets that my book "Loving are Bkack Presdent" is by a grate graduation gift for your studint.
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 26, 2023 11:12 PM (6VJxL) 148
I need to turn in my Army card. Broke out my ALICE pack and frame for camping next weekend. Haven't touched it in over 30 years when I cleaned and disassembled it. Had to Google how to connect the kidney strap attachment to the frame.
*********** Sold mine at a yard sale about 10 years ago. Posted by: Cosda at May 26, 2023 11:12 PM (Uu6As) 149
Jewels, good to hear that your treatments are having positive effects. Modern medicine does have some benefits after all. Prayer never hurts I expect.
Posted by: javems at May 26, 2023 11:12 PM (AmoqO) 150
I joked for a while the only celebrities who ever married out of true love were Paulina Porizkova [ ]
Posted by: Rbastid Well, it's not like Ric Ocasek was just the rhythm guitar player in a bar band. Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2023 11:12 PM (KAi1n) 151
7 I'm calling BS on the painting elephant.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:07 PM Yep. The elephants at our zoo also paint - they were mostly trained at the Jackson Pollock school. They do sell the paintings at the annual fundraiser. Some are actually pretty good when the zoo assistant has an excellent eye for color while handing the brushes to the elephant. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 26, 2023 11:13 PM (HlyYF) 152
And get two more senators like Feinstein? Because that’s what would happen. A northern half controlled by SF and a southern half controlled by LA. Posted by: Oddbob =========== Last I checked, the State of Jefferson would be red. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2023 11:13 PM (lCaJd) 153
Durkin Tactical is selling AR kits minus the lower for $219 this wknd
Posted by: MAxIE at May 26, 2023 11:14 PM (twxj3) Posted by: nurse ratched at May 26, 2023 11:14 PM (U2p+3) 155
Great news jewells45, we'll keep you in our thoughts and prayers.
Posted by: Ciampino -- English, an interesting language at May 26, 2023 11:15 PM (qfLjt) 156
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https://www.twitch.tv/kittenwatch Biscuits' kittens ON VIDEO eating solid food. There's another photo update, #64, at link below. Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on "See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time. https://is.gd/WQ5JcT Posted by: Ciampino --- English, an interesting language at May 26, 2023 11:16 PM (qfLjt) 157
Last I checked, the State of Jefferson would be red.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2023 11:13 PM (lCaJd) ---------- San Bernardino County would make a fine red state. It's already bigger than several of those northeastern states. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2023 11:16 PM (s12c9) 158
Young women have given up their gate keeping power. It’s also made the best part sex almost non-existent. The pursuit. Like shooting fish in a barrel these days.
Posted by: polynikes Srsly? I need to get off AoS and outta the house more. Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2023 11:08 PM (KAi1n) Seriously. Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2023 11:17 PM (MNhXM) 159
Durkin Tactical is selling AR kits minus the lower for $219 this wknd
Posted by: MAxIE at May 26, 2023 11:14 PM Final assembly tomorrow for mine. Well, it would of been before the accident. A damn shame too. Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:17 PM (YGqO/) 160
California, Oregon, Washington -- all their succession efforts will go just the same as Buckhead voting to leave Atlanta.
Like that scene from King of New York: "Now youse can't leave." The only way out is violent, when law no longer works. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 26, 2023 11:18 PM (iKBwy) 161
158 Young women have given up their gate keeping power. It’s also made the best part sex almost non-existent. The pursuit. Like shooting fish in a barrel these days.
Posted by: polynikes Srsly? I need to get off AoS and outta the house more. Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2023 11:08 PM (KAi1n) Seriously. Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2023 11:17 PM (MNhXM) Dang. Mrs D needs to go visit her brother for a couple weeks! Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:20 PM (YGqO/) 162
Money printers go brrrrrrrrrr.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 26, 2023 10:39 PM The 30mm GAU-A8 main gun on the Warthog also makes that sound (though a bit more loudly). Both are indicators of incoming destruction! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 26, 2023 11:21 PM (HlyYF) 163
Pulled.out my LBE from back in the day.
Still fits! But I did have to expand the shoulder holster...to its last setting. Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:01 PM (YGqO/) I went to try on my blues the other day. Couldn't get my arm through the sleeve. Posted by: javems at May 26, 2023 11:21 PM (AmoqO) 164
Still fits!
But I did have to expand the shoulder holster...to its last setting. Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:01 PM (YGqO/) I went to try on my blues the other day. Couldn't get my arm through the sleeve. Posted by: javems Pulled mine out looking for the ALICE frame. Some really, really skinny cw2 was wearing that stuff. Dude was maybe 130lbs soaking wet. That's what 70 hour work weeks and life in the field will get ya. Posted by: BifBewalski at May 26, 2023 11:24 PM (3CCua) 165
I went to try on my blues the other day. Couldn't get my arm through the sleeve.
Posted by: javems at May 26, 2023 11:21 PM (AmoqO) Last wore my Class A's at the commissioning of Daughter #1. I chose to remain standing throughout. Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:26 PM (YGqO/) 166
107 Hunter Brown of the Astros has struck out 8 through 4 innings.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2023 10:52 PM Hunter Greene of the Reds pitched 6 innings of no hit ball with 11 Ks and got his first win of the season. Seems like a pretty good day for Hunters. However, it is the Friday before a holiday weekend - do you think the IRS and DOJ dropped all charges against Hunter Biden today? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 26, 2023 11:27 PM (HlyYF) 167
We spent 6 1/2 trillion on COVID ‘relief’ in 6 months. Add on another 6 trillion in the subsequent 3 years.
The last straw. Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 26, 2023 11:28 PM (Xrfse) 168
Geographically, about 80% of CA (or better) are red areas.
Similar to NY and a lot of other Blue states. Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 26, 2023 11:29 PM (MeG8a) 169
Last wore my Class A's at the commissioning of Daughter #1. I chose to remain standing throughout.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:26 PM (YGqO/) As any proud poppa would do, while breathing shallowly. Posted by: javems at May 26, 2023 11:31 PM (AmoqO) 170
I went to try on my blues the other day. Couldn't get my arm through the sleeve. Posted by: javems at May 26, 2023 11:21 PM (AmoqO) ---------- SHUT UP!!! Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 26, 2023 11:32 PM (s12c9) 171
Geographically, about 80% of CA (or better) are red areas.
Similar to NY and a lot of other Blue states. Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 26, 2023 11:29 PM (MeG8a) --- Unfortunately, it's not geography that matters, but population density. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 26, 2023 11:33 PM (BpYfr) 172
Unfortunately, it's not geography that matters, but population density.
Yes, dense people tend to vote left. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 26, 2023 11:34 PM (Bd6X8) 173
And I am only explaining because I am polite. In reality you deserve no explanation at all!
I understand where this sentiment comes from...However, I do prefer the original response (if the other party is honest in their objection) because it highlights the truth that the potential problem isn't a person's actions, but rather the powers that be and their judgements that are based on whims. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 26, 2023 11:34 PM (Nx1bw) 174
Unfortunately, it's not geography that matters, but population density.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 26, 2023 11:33 PM I agree. Listening to the people in the blue regions trying to construct a simple logical argument confirms your observation about that population being quite dense! Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 26, 2023 11:36 PM (HlyYF) 175
Dang! Lots of Horde Mind tonight!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 26, 2023 11:37 PM (HlyYF) 176
Some really, really skinny cw2 was wearing that stuff. Dude was maybe 130lbs soaking wet. That's what 70 hour work weeks and life in the field will get ya.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 26, 2023 11:24 PM (3CCua) I ordered mine from Hong Kong many moons ago. Many. Posted by: javems at May 26, 2023 11:38 PM (AmoqO) 177
Honestly, is there a point to this continued existence? Seems to me like there is a choice between quick death and slow death.
I dunno. Rather have the quick one I think. Posted by: 1984 at May 26, 2023 11:38 PM (CHHv1) 178
Yes, I am stupid. MISTER Stupid, thank you.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 26, 2023 11:39 PM (CHHv1) 179
Unfortunately, it's not geography that matters, but population density.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 26, 2023 11:33 PM (BpYfr) Blow the bridges. Barricade the remaining avenues of approach. Overlapping fields of fire. Mines. Foogas. Wall in the urban centers. Revisit in a century. Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:42 PM (YGqO/) 180
Honestly, is there a point to this continued existence? Seems to me like there is a choice between quick death and slow death.
I dunno. Rather have the quick one I think. Posted by: 1984 at May 26, 2023 11:38 PM (CHHv1) Move to Oregon. You can euthanize yourself legally there. Posted by: RickZ at May 26, 2023 11:43 PM (emlEe) 181
It takes courage to live.
Anyone can just roll over and die... Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 26, 2023 11:44 PM (MeG8a) 182
Last I checked, the State of Jefferson would be red.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2023 11:13 PM (lCaJd) Fun fact: The initial State of Jefferson movement that was to involve the northern counties of CA and the Southern counties of OR was to kick off on Monday December 8 1941 Bad scheduling. Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2023 11:45 PM (xhaym) 183
Wall in the urban centers.
Revisit in a century. Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:42 PM I think the math is that in 3 days without deliveries most of the big cities would have starvation among all of the unprepared people. (I assume for that math to be correct, all of the grocery store workers immediately horded all of that food.) I think farmers with backhoes could cut the highways and railways and end the blue areas, despite all of the F-15s that Biden sent their way. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 26, 2023 11:47 PM (HlyYF) 184
If you have nothing to hide, then you have nothing to fear.
Easily one of the more insipidly stupid things libs can say. And they always manage to say it with a maximum of snark and snobbery. Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:48 PM (YGqO/) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2023 11:53 PM (63Dwl) 186
'On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong."
Barack Hussein Obama Now that that is over with, everyone have a good, reflective Memorial Day. Let us hope, and pray, that those who died serving our country did not do so in vain. Miss you Charlie. Posted by: javems at May 26, 2023 11:54 PM (AmoqO) 187
Giants 15
Brewers 1 Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2023 11:55 PM (KAi1n) 188
Fun fact: The initial State of Jefferson movement that was to involve the northern counties of CA and the Southern counties of OR was to kick off on Monday December 8 1941
Bad scheduling. Posted by: Kindltot So Pearl Harbor was a spoiling attack? Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2023 11:56 PM (KAi1n) 189
187 Giants 15
Brewers 1 Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2023 11:55 PM Were the Brewers drinking Bud Light between innings? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 26, 2023 11:57 PM (HlyYF) 190
What's a fooga?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2023 11:53 PM (63Dwl) I assume you meant foogas. Home made napalm frequently used in vietnam as part of a defensive barrier for outposts and fire bases. Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:57 PM (YGqO/) 191
There is another possible future. If enough people move to red states by the 2030 census, then the corrupt states can be ignored. The fact that Texas and Florida combined is worth 70 electoral votes is pretty significant.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:45 PM (5p7BC I heard that the census was corrupted as well. Red areas/states were undercounted and blue areas/states were overcounted in order to throw electoral college votes over to the Democrat. Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 26, 2023 11:58 PM (Emce2) 192
Forest fire smoke is back today. Not as bad as last week, but still very obvious.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2023 11:58 PM (d8cJ4) 193
Bad scheduling.
Posted by: Kindltot So Pearl Harbor was a spoiling attack? Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2023 11:56 PM (KAi1n FDR was a crafty bastard. Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2023 12:01 AM (YGqO/) 194
187 Giants 15
Brewers 1 Posted by: SFGoth As a long-suffering Pittsburgh Pirates fan, I should be thankful the NL Central sucks. They have a chance. In the end though, they finish below .500 and near last place. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 27, 2023 12:01 AM (tiR3O) 195
Fun fact: The initial State of Jefferson movement that was to involve the northern counties of CA and the Southern counties of OR was to kick off on Monday December 8 1941 Bad scheduling. Posted by: Kindltot ============ Yup, that's how the whole project got derailed. They never picked it up again after WWII. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2023 12:01 AM (lCaJd) 196
What's a fooga?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2023 11:53 PM (63Dwl) Foogas or fougasse. Improvised munition generally a barrel filled with diesel, accelerant, sticker and an initiating bursting charge to ignite and spread it over a large area. Originally it was a sort of improvised mortar dug into a bank or ground to blow rubble and balls at an approaching enemy. Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2023 12:05 AM (xhaym) 197
I heard that the census was corrupted as well. Red areas/states were undercounted and blue areas/states were overcounted in order to throw electoral college votes over to the Democrat. Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me ============ Instead of enumerating the population, per the Constitution, we've gone to calculating it. Started with the Clinton administration. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2023 12:07 AM (lCaJd) Posted by: BifBewalski at May 27, 2023 12:07 AM (3CCua) 199
I started a 78 year-old truck today, and drove an orbit around the yard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2023 12:10 AM (d8cJ4) 200
As a long-suffering Pittsburgh Pirates fan, I should be thankful the NL Central sucks. They have a chance. In the end though, they finish below .500 and near last place.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 27, 2023 12:01 AM I am not a big fan of the word "fair", but baseball is no longer fair. NY Mets payroll: $346,000,000 NY Yankees payroll: $280,000,000 Pirates payroll: $75,000,000 Mets are 4.6x the Pirates. Think any NASCAR driver could beat me driving a $20,000 Kia if I was driving a $100,000 Porsche 911? (And I ain't a better driver!) Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2023 12:11 AM (HlyYF) Posted by: zombie Lewis Carroll at May 27, 2023 12:11 AM (DgGvY) 202
I started a 78 year-old truck today, and drove an orbit around the yard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon I thought you were a peon. Your estate is big enough to have its own gravitational field? Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2023 12:12 AM (DgGvY) 203
Nobody said $20, same as in town.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2023 12:13 AM (63Dwl) 204
Unfortunately, it's not geography that matters, but population density.
Yes, dense people tend to vote left. Posted by: Blanco Basura * steals it * * files off the serial number * Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2023 12:13 AM (DgGvY) 205
I don't believe the elephant drew that. I think we are being punked.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 27, 2023 12:14 AM (aD39U) 206
I wanted to see that elephant finish the drawing, and then add on a giant schlong and start trumpeting.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2023 12:15 AM (S6gqv) 207
I am not a big fan of the word "fair", but baseball is no longer fair.
NY Mets payroll: $346,000,000 NY Yankees payroll: $280,000,000 Pirates payroll: $75,000,000 Mets are 4.6x the Pirates. Think any NASCAR driver could beat me driving a $20,000 Kia if I was driving a $100,000 Porsche 911? (And I ain't a better driver!) Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2023 12:11 AM (HlyYF) You want to make pro sports more relevant? Require that all teams recruit their players only from their home city and the nearby rural areas. If only one team in the State, then they have the entire State as a talent pool. Prospects have to have at least one year of documented residence to be hired. No trades, and a 200,000 dollar salary cap. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2023 12:16 AM (d8cJ4) 208
Nobody said $20, same as in town.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2023 12:13 AM (63Dwl) Well, it is the ONT afterall. *sips tea with pinky extended* Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2023 12:17 AM (YGqO/) 209
We spent 6 1/2 trillion on COVID ‘relief’ in 6 months. Add on another 6 trillion in the subsequent 3 years.
Who knew closing the economy down was a bad idea? I mean like...who could have seen that coming? Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2023 12:18 AM (lc5cP) 210
Honestly, is there a point to this continued existence? Seems to me like there is a choice between quick death and slow death.
I dunno. Rather have the quick one I think. Posted by: 1984 at May 26, 2023 11:38 PM You ok? "God's in His Heaven, all's right in the world" (even in the difficulties of now) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 12:20 AM (Nx1bw) 211
I thought you were a peon. Your estate is big enough to have its own gravitational field?
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2023 12:12 AM (DgGvY) Just 3 acres. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2023 12:21 AM (d8cJ4) 212
Jewells, great to hear the news! I hope that you keep getting even better.
Posted by: Theodore at May 27, 2023 12:21 AM (pGonq) 213
So under what formulation would you put COOF fucking test kits on top of.. oh sorry, not on top of, but in place of nightly meds? MMMMMMMM. *breathes* SO, hey, peeps!
Posted by: weft cut loop at May 27, 2023 12:21 AM (jzzG8) 214
Unfortunately, it's not geography that matters, but population density.
Yes, dense people tend to vote left. Posted by: Blanco Basura * steals it * * files off the serial number * Would have been easier to just wait a month and by the Chinese copy. Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 27, 2023 12:22 AM (Bd6X8) 215
You want to make pro sports more relevant? Require that all teams recruit their players only from their home city and the nearby rural areas. If only one team in the State, then they have the entire State as a talent pool. Prospects have to have at least one year of documented residence to be hired. No trades, and a 200,000 dollar salary cap. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ============ This is why I don't "get" pro sports. What is all this about "San Diego's gonna have an AWESOME team this year!!! We love Xavier Xermosa!!!!! He is the most awesome player on the planet, and he clearly loves us back!!!!!! Thank youuuuuu Xavier Xermosa for showing your love of San Diego!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dude. San Diego offered him the most money. When his contract ends, he'll take the next deal that offers him the most money. There is no loyalty anywhere. Those teams are just a bunch of millionaires running around making more millions. This is why I liked the Olympics. The Americans were actually Americans, the Frogs were actually Frogs, etc. You could root for your homies. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2023 12:23 AM (lCaJd) 216
211 I thought you were a peon. Your estate is big enough to have its own gravitational field?
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2023 12:12 AM (DgGvY) Just 3 acres. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2023 12:21 AM Yes, but he picked up a lovely tract on a neutron star. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2023 12:23 AM (HlyYF) 217
I see comments are turned off for the "Wrath of Becky" Trailer. https://youtu.be/Q-RnvQACrH0
Who knew a movie about murdering white people because they are all secret NAZIs would get bad press? Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2023 12:24 AM (lc5cP) 218
Forest fire smoke is back today. Not as bad as last week, but still very obvious.
Sorry to hear this. The smoke always feels oppressive to me. I hear it's in Montana too. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 12:24 AM (Nx1bw) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 12:27 AM (Nx1bw) 220
Forest fire smoke is back today. Not as bad as last week, but still very obvious.
Sorry to hear this. The smoke always feels oppressive to me. I hear it's in Montana too. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 12:24 AM (Nx1bw) Smoke is thin, so far. I can see the Moon tonight, and the Sun was bright, when between the puffy white clouds. Still have about 8/10 visibility; I can see houses 3 miles away in town. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2023 12:27 AM (d8cJ4) 221
24 Crazy video of a larger than average, but not huge woman absolutely manhandling two London cops.
Posted by: bonhomme They weren't the London Boys, perchance? Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 27, 2023 12:29 AM (X+Ku8) 222
the United States could run out of cash to pay the bills. On Friday, she moved the deadline to June 5.
Does that mean on June 6 we can call the sheriff and have the government tossed out of the country and have the locks changed? Posted by: azjaeger at May 27, 2023 12:42 AM (3/XaG) 223
Smoke is thin, so far. I can see the Moon tonight, and the Sun was bright, when between the puffy white clouds. Still have about 8/10 visibility; I can see houses 3 miles away in town
Any chance of rain soon? Seems early for a smoke filled summer. Was thinking recently that we didnt have smoke filled summers for most of my life. Why? I think it was loggers putting out fires before fire fighting became a gvt funded endeavor. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 12:45 AM (Nx1bw) Posted by: mindful webworker - late and just passing through at May 27, 2023 12:46 AM (5LFjM) 225
Does that mean on June 6 we can call the sheriff and have the government tossed out of the country and have the locks changed?
P Excellent idea! Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 12:46 AM (Nx1bw) 226
Does that mean on June 6 we can call the sheriff and have the government tossed out of the country and have the locks changed?
Posted by: azjaeger Have Congress sent to debtors prison? Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2023 12:47 AM (U2p+3) 227
Any chance of rain soon? Seems early for a smoke filled summer. Was thinking recently that we didnt have smoke filled summers for most of my life. Why? I think it was loggers putting out fires before fire fighting became a gvt funded endeavor.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 12:45 AM (Nx1bw) We had T-storms Monday that cleared the air for several days. More are always possible. At least one or two fires in the Grande Prairie area may have been arson. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2023 12:51 AM (d8cJ4) 228
Michigan isn't exactly contiguous.
Posted by: SFGoth At least they have a bridge. To get to the other part of Minnesota, you have to take a boat. Or drive through Canada. Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2023 12:51 AM (DgGvY) 229
There are mountain ranges full of pine beetle infested timber that will be horrendous when they are lit.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 12:54 AM (Nx1bw) 230
Was thinking recently that we didnt have smoke filled summers for most of my life. Why? I think it was loggers putting out fires before fire fighting became a gvt funded endeavor.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 12:45 AM (Nx1bw) Forest undergrowth was also managed with forest detritus not being allowed to build up and such preventative maintenance reduced the propensity for fire to break out. But, yeah, anytime government money is involved, you'll just get more of whatever the government is paying for, in this case forest fires. Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2023 01:00 AM (emlEe) 231
I started a 78 year-old truck today, and drove an orbit around the yard.
Posted by: A That is an old truck! Did it take a lot of work to get it running? Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:00 AM (Nx1bw) 232
217 I see comments are turned off for the "Wrath of Becky" Trailer. https://youtu.be/Q-RnvQACrH0
Who knew a movie about murdering white people because they are all secret NAZIs would get bad press? Posted by: 18-1 Went to IMdB. Apparently, it's a sequel. No thank you. I'll stick with movies with a moral center, like snuff films. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 27, 2023 01:01 AM (sVfvf) 233
But, yeah, anytime government money is involved, you'll just get more of whatever the government is paying for, in this case forest fires.
Yep Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:02 AM (Nx1bw) 234
Nurse,
Any more talk of a Moron Alaskan cruise? Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:03 AM (Nx1bw) 235
Good evening, good people. Disappointed, there will be no parade for me this year, I sprung one of my knees and have to put up with crutches for a bit. X rays and docs indicate no lasting damage IF I behave myself during healing. Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2023 01:04 AM (KATBx) 236
That is an old truck! Did it take a lot of work to get it running?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:00 AM (Nx1bw) Well, I got it running when I first got it, and ran it occasionally after that, but it had sat idle for a few years. Now there is a potential buyer, so I figured I ought to get it running again. It is a Studebaker US6, a "deuce and a half" military truck, as was used in the construction of the Alcan Highway. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2023 01:04 AM (d8cJ4) 237
Im laughing because I'm comparing AOP's projects to mine.
I was super pleased with myself because i figured out why my lawnmower cord was frozen and fixed it. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:08 AM (Nx1bw) 238
Sorry to hear about your knee ig. May God grant you swift, complete healing.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:10 AM (Nx1bw) 239
I just finished a series called Brokenwood mysteries. I enjoyed it. It was fairly family friendly. No profanity or sex. Not woke other than some homosexual characters.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:14 AM (Nx1bw) 240
see comments are turned off for the "Wrath of Becky" Trailer. https://youtu.be/Q-RnvQACrH0
Who knew a movie about murdering white people because they are all secret NAZIs would get bad press? Posted by: 18-1 The psycho leftist critics love it. These commie writers see nazis behind every tree while they are currently using 1984 as an instruction manual. Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2023 01:16 AM (MNhXM) 241
Irongrampa.
Be it on the record, that I am glad that you are not a horse. I have more than enough bottles of glue on the shelf, and do not need another! Get Well Soon, Amigo! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2023 01:17 AM (e6UQI) 242
Yes, but he picked up a lovely tract on a neutron star.
To which he traveled in a space rocket that he built from spare parts lying around his shop. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:17 AM (Nx1bw) 243
Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2023 01:04 AM (KA
Hope its nothing serious X-rays in knees pretty much useless I had X-rays now it's time for an MRI Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 27, 2023 01:21 AM (m+Dzi) 244
AmericanKestrel,
That's the New Zealand cop show where the lead detective plays country music cassettes in the car, right? It wasn't bad. I saw an Aussie series about the Outback, water, and an indigenous massacre some time in the past. Not bad, either. Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2023 01:22 AM (emlEe) 245
That's the New Zealand cop show where the lead detective plays country music cassettes in the car, right
Yes, that's the one. Mystery, humor, likable charachters, entertaining. Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:29 AM (Nx1bw) 246
AmericanKestrel,
That's the New Zealand cop show where the lead detective plays country music cassettes in the car, right? It wasn't bad. I saw an Aussie series about the Outback, water, and an indigenous massacre some time in the past. Not bad, either. Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2023 01:22 AM (emlEe) Best Aussie show was Mr. In Between. They did what most shows don’t do. They voluntarily ended it when they were on top. Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2023 01:30 AM (MNhXM) 247
Best Aussie show was Mr. In Between. They did what most shows don’t do. They voluntarily ended it when they were on top.
Posted by: polynikes * sigh * Posted by: un-jumped sharks at May 27, 2023 01:35 AM (DgGvY) 248
We'll see about the knee, I think some doctors would order x rays for splinters, it's like a reflex go to for a lot of them. Likely it's an CYA since we have become a litigious society. Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2023 01:35 AM (KATBx) 249
Too bad it wasn't a Galaxy, or a Nova
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2023 01:36 AM (Ym2uE) 250
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 27, 2023 01:21 AM (m+Dzi)
Read anything good lately, MisHum? Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 27, 2023 01:37 AM (Angsy) 251
Well, I am off to the snoozer. Been a long day. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2023 01:38 AM (QBP7p) 252
Good night AOP
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:39 AM (Nx1bw) 253
I was reading AOS at work recently and saw MikeH mention the book Big Red. Brought back good memories. Loved the whole series.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:41 AM (Nx1bw) Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:43 AM (Nx1bw) 255
Elephant vid can't be real. If it's real, I'll have to reconsider my regular consumption of elephant meat.
Posted by: Average Guy at May 27, 2023 01:44 AM (lPHZZ) 256
I was reading AOS at work recently and saw MikeH mention the book Big Red. Brought back good memories. Loved the whole series.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel --------- And there I thought that I had wasted a comment ;-) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2023 01:46 AM (mKF7G) 257
Best Aussie show was Mr. In Between. They did what most shows don’t do. They voluntarily ended it when they were on top.
Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2023 01:30 AM (MNhXM) I find foreign mystery shows tend to have a shorter, almost pre-planned, life than here, which I like. It doesn't drag on, with lots of character changes and weaker plots over time, like 'NCIS'. I also enjoyed 'The Dr. Blake Mysteries', if for nothing more than the cars. Some of those 'modern' Aussie cop cars of the late 1950's/early 1960's were quite funny. But the plots were usually good, with the Doc often bucking the prevailing theory -- and suspect -- with oftentimes asshole behavior. A former Jap P.o.W. to boot. And living in sin with a married woman. I really like that series. Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2023 01:48 AM (emlEe) 258
Elephant vid can't be real.
Posted by: Average Guy at May 27, 2023 01:44 AM (lPHZZ) L-Phizz is the elephant DJ in your hip-hop band, right? Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2023 01:48 AM (DgGvY) 259
Tis time. Going to take me and my sore knee to bed.
Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well. Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2023 01:48 AM (KATBx) 260
Take care, IG
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2023 01:51 AM (DgGvY) 261
Night also, everyone.
Early alarm, so time to join the Geezer Parade to ye olde snoozer. Hasta la nite nite, Horde! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2023 01:55 AM (e6UQI) 262
I started a 78 year-old truck today, and drove an orbit around the yard.
I regularly (about every month or so) drive a 74 year old car. Gotta keep them in service or they deteriorate. Wanna know the weirdest thing? The clock still works. In older cars with analog clocks, that was always the first thing that stopped working. In my '49 Olds? Nope. It's good. Posted by: Weirddave at May 27, 2023 02:10 AM (tWbGp) 263
I am not a big fan of the word "fair", but baseball is no longer fair.
NY Mets payroll: $346,000,000 NY Yankees payroll: $280,000,000 Pirates payroll: $75,000,000 I concede your larger point, but the O's are vying with the Rays for the best team in baseball with a 76 million dollar payroll. It can be done. Posted by: Weirddave at May 27, 2023 02:14 AM (tWbGp) 264
263: I fully acknowledge that the Pittsburgh Pirates have the worse ownership in the league. Well, second to Oakland. You can make it work. (The KC Royals did a few years ago). The Pirates just don't. We'll see what happens this year but I'm not expecting much. They are above .500. For now.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 27, 2023 02:20 AM (4eKPg) 265
You know, when there is talk of 'fairness' in sports, my big beef is that bad teams have no true incentive to get better. They'll get tv revenue, advertising revenue, marketing revenue, tickets sales/parking/concession revenue. If there was a relegation system, as used in football/soccer leagues pretty much everywhere (except in the good 'ol US of A, and maybe Canada, too), i think it would improve team incentives. Because if a team were to be relegated to a lower league, losing all that guaranteed money, you'd see teams invest differently in players, and in which players. That would give a race at the top as well as the bottom. For example, The English league ends this Sunday. The top part of the table is settled but there are three teams fighting for one survival spot for next year, with another team already relegated. Currently 31, 31, and 33 points with a win = 3 and a draw =1. Anything can happen, especially as in football they play the last games of the season at the same time*. It makes it interesting.
1/2 Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2023 02:30 AM (emlEe) 266
Except for insomnia at the moment, I am usually happy in the morning because I enjoy being up with spouse and praying and having a cup of coffee before the day starts. Last time I checked I am not a demon-just a sinner in need of God's grace.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2023 02:32 AM (LTpwC) 267
* Goes back to the '74 W.C. Germany and Austria knew, from the earlier final game played in their group, if their game drew, they both advance to the knockout phase. So they ended up kicked the ball back and forth, up and down the field, colluding in the tie. So after that, TPTB made the final games of the group stage played at the same time and European football leagues also play the last games of the season at the same time as well, for the obvious 'to prevent collusion' reason.
2/2 Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2023 02:34 AM (emlEe) 268
If you like baseball consider going to see the movie, "it Ain't Over" even if you aren't a Mets or Yankees fan. It is about the great catcher, player and manager, Yogi Berra. It was an amusing, interesting and uplifting film about a great player and a fine man who made about $500.00 for a bonus when he signed with the Yankees in the 40's. Also, stay through the credits. They're neat.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2023 02:38 AM (LTpwC) 269
"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong."
Barack Hussein Obama Where was he, or what was he on, that he saw many of an unbroken line of fallen heroes in the audience? smh. Wishing the best to all here on this memorial weekend. Tending graves and praying come Monday Posted by: barbarausa at May 27, 2023 02:40 AM (uAuXI) 270
I just finished watching They Were Expendable with Robert Montgomery, John Wayne and Donna Reed. It is a WWII flick set in the Pacific, it seemed like a good way to kick off Memorial Day weekend. I have my flowers, soil , rake, shovel and water jugs in the car so that I may tend the old family plot in the morning. I guess that I should get some sleep.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 27, 2023 02:44 AM (a4EWo) 271
Who is the shouty guy on the radio? He makes good points, but I can't imagine you feel great shouting at people all day, and the woman was stupid for calling the show, since that's his routine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2023 02:44 AM (LTpwC) 272
Oh my.... Mike Flynn... ex Spook and smart, though trusting guy...
Launches a site for Non Vax'd folks... for blood doners, and even possible dating.... Posted by: Romeo13 at May 27, 2023 02:47 AM (oHd/0) 273
271 Who is the shouty guy on the radio? He makes good points, but I can't imagine you feel great shouting at people all day, and the woman was stupid for calling the show, since that's his routine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2023 02:44 AM (LTpwC) There are always those who think... I will get the better of him. Happens very seldom that they do. Been there... got the Blood stained T shirt. Posted by: Romeo13 at May 27, 2023 02:49 AM (oHd/0) 274
My father retired from the military after 20 years where he served in both the Marines and Air Force. He passed away far too early from a service related disability. I remember going with him as a kid on Memorial Days to the Military cemetery in our town when he was the Commander of the VFW post where they gave a ceremony and placed flags on the graves. Memorial Day is a solemn day for me but also a day with great memories.
Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2023 02:49 AM (MNhXM) 275
I liked the weatherman's reports, ( I laughed) but it seems to me that if you lived in MN you probably shouldn't be surprised by snow.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2023 02:51 AM (LTpwC) 276
Great ONT, WD. Just finished reading through it. Sometimes I feel like I was adorpted.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 27, 2023 02:52 AM (ynpvh) 277
Hiya
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2023 02:54 AM (xhxe8) 278
Great ONT, WD. Just finished reading through it. Sometimes I feel like I was adorpted.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 27, 2023 02:52 AM (ynpvh)| They had the type set over one space too many. I wonder how many they printed up before they realized. Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2023 02:54 AM (MNhXM) 279
Hey guys. Just got Marine from the airport, chatted for a bit and off to bed. So good to hug my boy again.
Good night. Blessings to you all. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2023 03:02 AM (U2p+3) 280
Matt Walsh - the hero we deserve. If I wanted to listen to butch women comment on sports they've never played (or worse, played badly) I'd subscribe to ESPN+
Posted by: JP at May 27, 2023 03:12 AM (tF/Gf) 281
>>I need privacy because fuck you...I am a free man and it is none of your fucking business.
Mega dittos. Posted by: lurk at May 27, 2023 03:26 AM (MIODZ) 282
I think adorption- no matter what you want to call it- is far better than the alternative. Life matters.
Thanks for the ONT. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2023 03:55 AM (/xaUq) 283
281 >>I need privacy because fuck you...I am a free man and it is none of your fucking business.
Mega dittos. Posted by: lurk at May 27, 2023 03:26 AM (MIODZ) This. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2023 03:55 AM (/xaUq) 284
>>If enough people move to red states by the 2030 census
LOL The census bureau will have another 'oopsie' miscount shorting the red states and inflating the blue ... Posted by: lurk at May 27, 2023 03:56 AM (MIODZ) 285
I am only seen the picture of the hideous Northface cross dressing model; The actual ad is even more repellent. Matt Walsh has it on his show fairly early on:
https://tinyurl.com/5n8pa72k Gay Transvestites either hate women so much they come up with some awful parody or they're really enraged they can't actually be women-hence the parody Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2023 04:02 AM (Keyt1) 286
Happy FIAF night!
Got flowers bloomin' all over the yard, enough to make nice arrangements for parents' and friends' graves this weekend. Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2023 04:02 AM (o0Fxd) 287
Meant "have only seen"...
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2023 04:03 AM (Keyt1) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2023 04:04 AM (Keyt1) Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2023 04:05 AM (o0Fxd) Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 27, 2023 04:07 AM (vg8N1) 291
I'd give everything I have back... to spend another hour with my parents
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2023 04:08 AM (o0Fxd) 292
The Northface Ad with the cross rainbow dressing gay guy starts at Walsh's blog at about 6:00 minutes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2023 04:09 AM (Keyt1) 293
Hope you and yours are well!
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2023 04:05 AM (o0Fxd) Thanks; I appreciate that. Hope you are well too. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2023 04:10 AM (Keyt1) 294
If you're supplying clothing for kids that is tuck friendly and rainbow themed by a designer who is a literal Satanist and who provides a shirt of a goat's head/Satanic symbol saying "Satan respects your pronouns" your company deserves to crash and burn.
Botton line-Satan comes to "kill, steal and destroy." That's what Jesus said. I 'll stick with Jesus. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2023 04:14 AM (Keyt1) 295
S'tan "respects" nothing but itself.
This is known. The rainbow idiots are only fooling themselves. Willingly. Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2023 04:16 AM (o0Fxd) 296
I guess that bus driver should've taken... the short bus.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 27, 2023 04:16 AM (U2fCD) 297
Not a good look that Target's Employee of the Month is satan. Not that they seem to care.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 27, 2023 04:18 AM (U2fCD) 298
Idiot: So, what are *your* preferred pronouns, JQ?
JQ: Uh, I don't have any 'custom' pronouns. Idiot: What?! Come on, we need to know how to refer to you... JQ: I'm Normal. Pretend it's 30 years ago, and use the Regular Pronouns from That Time. Idiot: ............ Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2023 04:23 AM (o0Fxd) 299
Perhaps taking language back from the perverts and freaks would help. Calling them rainbows or LEGOBBQs gives cover to the fact they are a sick coalition of homosexuals, transsexuals, transvestites, and pedophiles.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 27, 2023 04:25 AM (U2fCD) 300
Fkers STOLE our rainbow! How we gonna take that back?
G_d's promise to never flood the earth again... How DO we take it back? Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2023 04:27 AM (o0Fxd) 301
Dunno, jq, dunno. These fuckers have to pay, somehow.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 27, 2023 04:49 AM (Eo0IS) 302
People have very short memories. How many times in the past have budget negotiations gone until the last minute. Its all political theater. The media loves to speculate how much damage the Republicans will suffer, since its all Trumps fault anyway. What comes around, comes around again and again.
Posted by: Colin at May 27, 2023 05:10 AM (mLPfl) 303
I'm hoping Hillary is under the house in the road.
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