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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 26, 2023 10:02 PM (k1Qly)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:03 PM (5p7BC)
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at May 26, 2023 10:08 PM (FVME7)
Posted by: Inge, From Sveeden at May 26, 2023 10:09 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2023 10:10 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2023 10:10 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:07 PM (5p7BC)
That's what my wife said also LOL
And she is an Artist
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 26, 2023 10:10 PM (pmmLi)
Posted by: Montec at May 26, 2023 10:10 PM (ey9mI)
Yay! Thank you for letting us know so we can celebrate.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 26, 2023 10:11 PM (nC+QA)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 26, 2023 10:11 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: CppThis at May 26, 2023 10:11 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at May 26, 2023 10:05 PM (wagHN)
👏😀😀😀
Posted by: Montec at May 26, 2023 10:12 PM (ey9mI)
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Posted by: nurse ratched at May 26, 2023 10:13 PM (U2p+3)
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Posted by: bonhomme at May 26, 2023 10:13 PM (KRe1G)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2023 10:13 PM (s12c9)
Excellent news. Been worried for you with your tests today.
Please carry on with your healing progress.
And fuck cancer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog (u82oZ) at May 26, 2023 10:14 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: bonhomme
Well, they were London cops so. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2023 10:15 PM (qoGsy)
The real answer is:
I need privacy because fuck you...I am a free man and it is none of your fucking business.
And I am only explaining because I am polite. In reality you deserve no explanation at all!
You fucking fascist cocksucker.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2023 10:16 PM (ZCCyW)
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2023 10:06 PM (MNhXM)
I'm not too worried about AI taking our jerbs, but given its impressive ability to generate content on a whim without any consideration for whether it's real or not, journalism and marketing are in big trouble. Editorial staff can just ask ChatGPT to create stories about how Donald Trump is the worst thing ever without the bother of paying a person to flutter around the office.
Posted by: CppThis at May 26, 2023 10:16 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Toni at May 26, 2023 10:16 PM (PgM6e)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:16 PM (5p7BC)
The Dodger Christian Faith and Family Night is a full month after the last day of Pride Month.
The LBGT++++ are going to give the Dodgers plenty of opportunities to show whether or not they are maximally with their program.
The Dodgers will not miss an opportunity to spit in the face of not only Catholics but all Christians, and of other people of good will who see a greater purpose to life than just perpetual indulgence in stimulating their gonads and recreationally frying their brains with chemicals.
Posted by: Minuteman at May 26, 2023 10:17 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2023 10:17 PM (0Htd1)
NASCAR currently uses Camaros, Mustangs, and Camrys.
Camaros go away next year... Mustangs are going to be electric SUV looking crap....
So... the epitome of Races with AMERICAN CARS... the ones that had to be driven on the road... will now be... Japanese Knock Offs.
US Government... killing everything fun and Manly.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 26, 2023 10:17 PM (oHd/0)
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2023 10:17 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Mule named Sal at May 26, 2023 10:18 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at May 26, 2023 10:18 PM (wagHN)
Low bridge, yeah we're coming to a town
I've got a mule, her name is Sal
Fifteen years on the Erie Canal
Posted by: Archimedes at May 26, 2023 10:19 PM (eOEVl)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2023 10:19 PM (0Htd1)
Fantastic news, thank you for sharing it with us!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 26, 2023 10:19 PM (hOUT3)
Maybe if you actually try to interact with Oriole on terms other than looks and money, it'll possibly turn out different (not sagging good looking or rich people can't be nice, but your really shrinking the dating pool choices)
I joked for a while the only celebrities who ever married out of true love were Paulina Pariskova (sp?) Nikki Cox, and Christina Hendrix.
Posted by: Rbastid at May 26, 2023 10:20 PM (kHoh2)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at May 26, 2023 10:05 PM (wagHN)
That is good news, Jewells.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 26, 2023 10:20 PM (Angsy)
Posted by: Romeo13
Why it is almost like it is intentional...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 26, 2023 10:21 PM (hOUT3)
Congrats and keep thinking good thoughts.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2023 10:21 PM (0Htd1)
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I don't get it.
ROETHLISBERGER?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2023 10:21 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 26, 2023 10:17 PM (oHd/0)
Eh, Japanese cars have been more American than American cars for years. Maybe this is a good thing.
Toyota: Assenbled in Kentucky from parts made in Tennessee
Nissan: Assembled in Tennessee from parts made in TN and neighboring states.
Big Three: Assembled in Detroit (by card carrying UAW workers, the important part!) from parts made in Chy-nah
Posted by: CppThis at May 26, 2023 10:22 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Tuna at May 26, 2023 10:23 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 26, 2023 10:23 PM (C7jzY)
Posted by: Gonzotx at May 26, 2023 10:23 PM (MwHgU)
Posted by: Rbastid at May 26, 2023 10:20 PM (kHoh2)
She was in a movie called "Thursday."
She was...interesting. And a total smokeshow.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2023 10:23 PM (ZCCyW)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 26, 2023 10:24 PM (Bd6X8)
Jewells, great news!
Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2023 10:25 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 26, 2023 10:24 PM (Bd6X
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It's only a model.
Posted by: Patsy at May 26, 2023 10:25 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:26 PM (5p7BC)
Jewells!
All the more inspiring to keep the prayers keepin' on!
*pours celebratory bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2023 10:26 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 26, 2023 10:28 PM (Bd6X8)
I don't get it.
ROETHLISBERGER?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2023 10:21 PM (s12c9)
Was his wife unattractive?
My point is those are 3 beautiful and extremely successful woman (at ther time of their marriages) who married guys that would be ther perfect cast for a universal monsters movie.
Posted by: Rbastid at May 26, 2023 10:28 PM (kHoh2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2023 10:29 PM (M9/Zd)
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2023 10:29 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:31 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2023 10:29 PM (M9/Zd)
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Face it, it's still killing you.
Posted by: Rep. Corrie Bush (D)umbass at May 26, 2023 10:31 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Inge, From Sveeden
I need to turn in my Army card. Broke out my ALICE pack and frame for camping next weekend. Haven't touched it in over 30 years when I cleaned and disassembled it. Had to Google how to connect the kidney strap attachment to the frame.
Going camping next weekend at Shiloh National Battlefield.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 26, 2023 10:33 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Montec at May 26, 2023 10:33 PM (ey9mI)
Lemme guess. The school bus was for a grad school.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 26, 2023 10:33 PM (qRa1H)
Posted by: CppThis at May 26, 2023 10:22 PM (PZvjL)
Don't forget Mexico.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2023 10:34 PM (M9/Zd)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:34 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2023 10:34 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2023 10:34 PM (M9/Zd)
Good point. Lamentably, that's also where my Mazda is from.
Posted by: CppThis at May 26, 2023 10:35 PM (PZvjL)
I am very excited and motivated to participate in this endeavor and I can see no reason for concern.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2023 10:35 PM (xhaym)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 26, 2023 10:36 PM (vx+Vz)
Posted by: Montec at May 26, 2023 10:36 PM (ey9mI)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at May 26
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Woohoo!
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2023 10:36 PM (ZdaMQ)
I am very excited and motivated to participate in this endeavor and I can see no reason for concern.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2023 10:35 PM (xhaym)
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It can't do any worse than Jim Cramer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2023 10:37 PM (s12c9)
Morgan Stanley is looking to develop an A.I. to help pick stocks.
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They're using Jim Cramer in the algorithm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2023 10:37 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Montec at May 26, 2023 10:37 PM (ey9mI)
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2023 10:37 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2023 10:38 PM (MoZTd)
Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has repeatedly warned that without an increase to the debt ceiling, the United States could run out of cash to pay the bills. On Friday, she moved the deadline to June 5.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2023 10:38 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:38 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: BifBewalski
Man, I am jealous! I have got to get out there. And Franklin too.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2023 10:38 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Moki at May 26, 2023 10:38 PM (JrN/x)
(https://www.cars.com/american-made-index/):
Tesla: 4
Honda: 4
GM: 2
Chrysler: 1
Ford: 1
Posted by: CppThis at May 26, 2023 10:38 PM (PZvjL)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:38 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:34 PM (5p7BC)
You assume right, heh. I did go online, and discovered there is an "excess flow valve" built into the tank fitting on the regulator. It had tripped, and would not reset. So trashed the made-in-Chynah regulator, and installed an old American-made one. Grill fired up like a champ.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2023 10:39 PM (M9/Zd)
Posted by: Cathie Wood at May 26, 2023 10:39 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: MartynWW at May 26, 2023 10:39 PM (qaj1c)
70 - 71
Hordemind strikes again.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:38 PM (5p7BC)
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70 - 71- 72!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2023 10:39 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
Money printers go brrrrrrrrrr.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 26, 2023 10:39 PM (3CCua)
In my parent's old house I wanted to redo the lights in the converted attic apartment until I saw what was there. The "junction boxes" were short Hills Brothers coffee cans and the wires were "joined" with clear packing tape that you would use to seal a cardboard box when mailing it.
That totally unsafe setup is now second to "My tricks of the trade"
Posted by: Cadillac Cimarron at May 26, 2023 10:40 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, thinks it's all ops at May 26, 2023 10:40 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: Cadillac Cimarron at May 26, 2023 10:40 PM (xttsV)
Posted by: Montec at May 26, 2023 10:36 PM (ey9mI
Most of their batteries, which are the most important part on the cars on par with engines from ICE cars, are made in Japan and China. Even thr batteries made in the US are getting the battery components from China.
Hopefully that changes soon and maybe some of the tide of outsourcing everything will reverse.
Posted by: Rbastid at May 26, 2023 10:41 PM (kHoh2)
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2023 10:42 PM (MNhXM)
Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has repeatedly warned that without an increase to the debt ceiling, the United States could run out of cash to pay the bills.
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No, we'll just choose not to pay the bills. There's money enough coming in to pay bondholders.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2023 10:42 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: CppThis at May 26, 2023 10:42 PM (PZvjL)
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Rekieta or one of his Friday guests will go off on this pretty regularly. 8-10 rated guys on dating apps will on occasion hook up with 3-4s if they happen to be geographically or otherwise situationally convenient.
3-10 rated chicks all think they deserve 9-10 ranked guys, and because of the guys occasional slumming, their wild overperception of themselves gets confirmed occasionally. And they can never figure out why the guys they all consider acceptable won't settle for one of them.
Posted by: Methos at May 26, 2023 10:43 PM (kOpft)
I think it was last night or night before Morticia was asking how we get out of the current situation where the fraud states hold the clean election states hostage. I said the only way it ends is when the people who want clean elections cheat enough to win control of the corrupt states.
There is another possible future. If enough people move to red states by the 2030 census, then the corrupt states can be ignored. The fact that Texas and Florida combined is worth 70 electoral votes is pretty significant.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:45 PM (5p7BC)
Hordemind strikes again.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:38 PM (5p7BC)
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70 - 71- 72!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2023 10:39 PM (MoZTd)
80 - 84
Posted by: Methos at May 26, 2023 10:46 PM (kOpft)
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Rekieta or one of his Friday guests will go off on this pretty regularly. 8-10 rated guys on dating apps will on occasion hook up with 3-4s if they happen to be geographically or otherwise situationally convenient.
3-10 rated chicks all think they deserve 9-10 ranked guys, and because of the guys occasional slumming, their wild overperception of themselves gets confirmed occasionally. And they can never figure out why the guys they all consider acceptable won't settle for one of them.
Posted by: Methos
When I was younger (pre-Smash), this dumbass behavior would piss me right off. Now? Now I laugh my ass off at these future cat lady Karen's. Don't these dumb assed women realize that the solid 6 dude is gonna have a total 11 wallet in a handful of years?
Bwahahahahahahah.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 26, 2023 10:47 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:45 PM (5p7BC)
If enough of the right people.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2023 10:47 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Methos at May 26, 2023 10:43 PM (kOpft)
They also don't treat men like men, they don't act like ladies, and they can't cook. Mean, trashy and hungry is not an ideal partnership.
Posted by: Moki at May 26, 2023 10:47 PM (JrN/x)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 10:48 PM (YGqO/)
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2023 10:48 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah, thinks it's all ops at May 26, 2023 10:48 PM (sJHOI)
Pulitzer for sure!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 10:49 PM (YGqO/)
"Why isn't there a man in your house so the cops don't have to come over once a week!"
*subdued silence* "I don't know."
Posted by: yep at May 26, 2023 10:49 PM (0WpYb)
Posted by: Piper
Quality time wit kitteh! Give a chin scritch from Bif, please.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 26, 2023 10:50 PM (3CCua)
Last time I stayed in a hotel in Vegas, a lady got into the elevator I was on to get to her room. She has two big bottles of water from the local CVS. I looked at her and said, 'nice jugs'. She laughed.
I told her that I waited years to be able to say that and not get slapped in the face. She laughed at that too, then got off at her floor.
My wife didn't think that was so funny.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 26, 2023 10:50 PM (/LtPQ)
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2023 10:50 PM (MNhXM)
Hunter Brown of the Astros has struck out 8 through 4 innings.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2023 10:52 PM (MoZTd)
There is another possible future. If enough people move to red states by the 2030 census, then the corrupt states can be ignored. The fact that Texas and Florida combined is worth 70 electoral votes is pretty significant.
Posted by: Dave in Fla
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Hi!
It would also be awesome if California broke in two. (Talking about a 51st state, not an earthquake, but I'd also take the latter.)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2023 10:52 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
If enough of the right people.
Posted by: polynikes
Even the CA escapees settling here in TN (and there are a significant number) talk dirt on the CA they left behind. I don't think they're BSing. It's interesting.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2023 10:52 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: BifBewalski at May
Kovu says thank you!
Posted by: Piper at May 26, 2023 10:52 PM (ZdaMQ)
She is so on, so together. Light shining from her eyes. Singing show tunes from "Oklahoma". Doing pilates.
And this is by 7am.
I don't even know what is my name until 9am or so.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 26, 2023 10:52 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: jewells45 fuck cancer at May 26, 2023 10:18 PM (wagHN)
Awesome news!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 26, 2023 10:53 PM (/LtPQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
Bitch can piss off.
Two trillion new dollars and you still need more???
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 10:53 PM (YGqO/)
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 26, 2023 10:54 PM (BTKnC)
Two trillion new dollars and you still need more???
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 10:53 PM (YGqO/)
___________
She's got Paulie as a partner.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2023 10:55 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Monica at May 26, 2023 10:57 PM (Ztr3O)
My suspicion is that leadership in the admin has let it be known that Biden is going to sign the bill that passed, he is just trying to get maximum air play out of the situation.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:57 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Clemenza at May 26, 2023 10:57 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2023 10:58 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2023 10:58 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Montec at May 26, 2023 10:59 PM (ey9mI)
Posted by: Clemenza
*film mashup*
He's gone.
Whadda mean gone?
You know. He's gone. And there was nothing anyone could do about it.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2023 11:00 PM (qoGsy)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 26, 2023 11:00 PM (KgoEo)
Posted by: Dave in Fla
I think it’s that everyone knows the gop will cave eventually. Like always.
Posted by: Montec at May 26, 2023 11:00 PM (ey9mI)
Because we have no responsible adults in Washington at all.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 11:01 PM (5p7BC)
Going camping next weekend at Shiloh National Battlefield.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 26, 2023 10:33 PM (3CCua)
***
Heh,
Pulled.out my LBE from back in the day.
Still fits!
But I did have to expand the shoulder holster...to its last setting.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:01 PM (YGqO/)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 11:02 PM (5p7BC)
The prayers will continue, of course. Thanks for sharing that wonderful news.
Posted by: JTB at May 26, 2023 11:02 PM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 11:02 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Montec at May 26, 2023 11:00 PM (ey9mI)
We didn’t cave twice and surprise we turned out to be the bad guys. That’s why our press is the most dangerous organization in the country. More so than the FBI.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2023 11:03 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 26, 2023 11:03 PM (iKBwy)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 26, 2023 11:06 PM (vHIgi)
It does appear that some states are cleaning up their voting process. Battle lines seem to be drawn by states. Pray for good governors.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 26, 2023 11:06 PM (Nx1bw)
Posted by: Cosda at May 26, 2023 11:06 PM (Uu6As)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 26, 2023 11:07 PM (iKBwy)
I need privacy because fuck you...I am a free man and it is none of your fucking business.
And I am only explaining because I am polite. In reality you deserve no explanation at all!
You fucking fascist cocksucker.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2023 10:16 PM (ZCCyW)
Spot on!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:07 PM (YGqO/)
The real answer is:
I need privacy because fuck you...I am a free man and it is none of your fucking business.
And I am only explaining because I am polite. In reality you deserve no explanation at all!
You fucking fascist cocksucker.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 26, 2023 10:16 PM (ZCCyW)
What he said.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 26, 2023 11:07 PM (i+mOk)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 26, 2023 11:03 PM (iKBwy)
The only thing that would have improved the story is if Gina Lollobrigida was involved somehow.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 26, 2023 11:07 PM (/LtPQ)
Posted by: polynikes
Srsly? I need to get off AoS and outta the house more.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2023 11:08 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 26, 2023 11:08 PM (HlyYF)
And get two more senators like Feinstein? Because that’s what would happen. A northern half controlled by SF and a southern half controlled by LA.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2023 11:09 PM (nfrXX)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Meh. Michigan isn't exactly contiguous.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2023 11:10 PM (KAi1n)
Cynical? Pessimistic? Me??
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 26, 2023 11:11 PM (iKBwy)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 26, 2023 11:07 PM (iKBwy)
They had cousin Harry driving it.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:11 PM (YGqO/)
Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2023 11:10 PM (KAi1n)
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Even so, maintain social distancing just to be safe.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2023 11:11 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 26, 2023 11:11 PM (i+mOk)
Posted by: Mary Cloginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 26, 2023 11:12 PM (6VJxL)
***********
Sold mine at a yard sale about 10 years ago.
Posted by: Cosda at May 26, 2023 11:12 PM (Uu6As)
Posted by: javems at May 26, 2023 11:12 PM (AmoqO)
Posted by: Rbastid
Well, it's not like Ric Ocasek was just the rhythm guitar player in a bar band.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2023 11:12 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:07 PM
Yep. The elephants at our zoo also paint - they were mostly trained at the Jackson Pollock school.
They do sell the paintings at the annual fundraiser. Some are actually pretty good when the zoo assistant has an excellent eye for color while handing the brushes to the elephant.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 26, 2023 11:13 PM (HlyYF)
And get two more senators like Feinstein? Because that’s what would happen. A northern half controlled by SF and a southern half controlled by LA.
Posted by: Oddbob
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Last I checked, the State of Jefferson would be red.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2023 11:13 PM (lCaJd)
Posted by: MAxIE at May 26, 2023 11:14 PM (twxj3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 26, 2023 11:14 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Ciampino -- English, an interesting language at May 26, 2023 11:15 PM (qfLjt)
https://www.twitch.tv/kittenwatch
Biscuits' kittens ON VIDEO eating solid food.
There's another photo update, #64, at link below.
Take a look if interested. Make sure to click on
"See Older Updates" as well if it's your first time.
https://is.gd/WQ5JcT
Posted by: Ciampino --- English, an interesting language at May 26, 2023 11:16 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2023 11:13 PM (lCaJd)
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San Bernardino County would make a fine red state. It's already bigger than several of those northeastern states.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2023 11:16 PM (s12c9)
Posted by: polynikes
Srsly? I need to get off AoS and outta the house more.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2023 11:08 PM (KAi1n)
Seriously.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2023 11:17 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: MAxIE at May 26, 2023 11:14 PM
Final assembly tomorrow for mine.
Well, it would of been before the accident.
A damn shame too.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:17 PM (YGqO/)
Like that scene from King of New York:
"Now youse can't leave."
The only way out is violent, when law no longer works.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 26, 2023 11:18 PM (iKBwy)
Posted by: polynikes
Srsly? I need to get off AoS and outta the house more.
Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2023 11:08 PM (KAi1n)
Seriously.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2023 11:17 PM (MNhXM)
Dang. Mrs D needs to go visit her brother for a couple weeks!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:20 PM (YGqO/)
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 26, 2023 10:39 PM
The 30mm GAU-A8 main gun on the Warthog also makes that sound (though a bit more loudly).
Both are indicators of incoming destruction!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 26, 2023 11:21 PM (HlyYF)
Still fits!
But I did have to expand the shoulder holster...to its last setting.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:01 PM (YGqO/)
I went to try on my blues the other day. Couldn't get my arm through the sleeve.
Posted by: javems at May 26, 2023 11:21 PM (AmoqO)
But I did have to expand the shoulder holster...to its last setting.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:01 PM (YGqO/)
I went to try on my blues the other day. Couldn't get my arm through the sleeve.
Posted by: javems
Pulled mine out looking for the ALICE frame. Some really, really skinny cw2 was wearing that stuff. Dude was maybe 130lbs soaking wet. That's what 70 hour work weeks and life in the field will get ya.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 26, 2023 11:24 PM (3CCua)
Posted by: javems at May 26, 2023 11:21 PM (AmoqO)
Last wore my Class A's at the commissioning of Daughter #1. I chose to remain standing throughout.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:26 PM (YGqO/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2023 10:52 PM
Hunter Greene of the Reds pitched 6 innings of no hit ball with 11 Ks and got his first win of the season.
Seems like a pretty good day for Hunters.
However, it is the Friday before a holiday weekend - do you think the IRS and DOJ dropped all charges against Hunter Biden today?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 26, 2023 11:27 PM (HlyYF)
The last straw.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 26, 2023 11:28 PM (Xrfse)
Similar to NY and a lot of other Blue states.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 26, 2023 11:29 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:26 PM (YGqO/)
As any proud poppa would do, while breathing shallowly.
Posted by: javems at May 26, 2023 11:31 PM (AmoqO)
I went to try on my blues the other day. Couldn't get my arm through the sleeve.
Posted by: javems at May 26, 2023 11:21 PM (AmoqO)
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SHUT UP!!!
Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 26, 2023 11:32 PM (s12c9)
Similar to NY and a lot of other Blue states.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 26, 2023 11:29 PM (MeG8a)
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Unfortunately, it's not geography that matters, but population density.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 26, 2023 11:33 PM (BpYfr)
Yes, dense people tend to vote left.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 26, 2023 11:34 PM (Bd6X8)
I understand where this sentiment comes from...However, I do prefer the original response (if the other party is honest in their objection) because it highlights the truth that the potential problem isn't a person's actions, but rather the powers that be and their judgements that are based on whims.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 26, 2023 11:34 PM (Nx1bw)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 26, 2023 11:33 PM
I agree. Listening to the people in the blue regions trying to construct a simple logical argument confirms your observation about that population being quite dense!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 26, 2023 11:36 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 26, 2023 11:37 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 26, 2023 11:24 PM (3CCua)
I ordered mine from Hong Kong many moons ago. Many.
Posted by: javems at May 26, 2023 11:38 PM (AmoqO)
I dunno. Rather have the quick one I think.
Posted by: 1984 at May 26, 2023 11:38 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 26, 2023 11:39 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 26, 2023 11:33 PM (BpYfr)
Blow the bridges.
Barricade the remaining avenues of approach.
Overlapping fields of fire.
Mines.
Foogas.
Wall in the urban centers.
Revisit in a century.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:42 PM (YGqO/)
I dunno. Rather have the quick one I think.
Posted by: 1984 at May 26, 2023 11:38 PM (CHHv1)
Move to Oregon. You can euthanize yourself legally there.
Posted by: RickZ at May 26, 2023 11:43 PM (emlEe)
Anyone can just roll over and die...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 26, 2023 11:44 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 26, 2023 11:13 PM (lCaJd)
Fun fact: The initial State of Jefferson movement that was to involve the northern counties of CA and the Southern counties of OR was to kick off on Monday December 8 1941
Bad scheduling.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2023 11:45 PM (xhaym)
Revisit in a century.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:42 PM
I think the math is that in 3 days without deliveries most of the big cities would have starvation among all of the unprepared people.
(I assume for that math to be correct, all of the grocery store workers immediately horded all of that food.)
I think farmers with backhoes could cut the highways and railways and end the blue areas, despite all of the F-15s that Biden sent their way.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 26, 2023 11:47 PM (HlyYF)
Easily one of the more insipidly stupid things libs can say. And they always manage to say it with a maximum of snark and snobbery.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:48 PM (YGqO/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2023 11:53 PM (63Dwl)
Barack Hussein Obama
Now that that is over with, everyone have a good, reflective Memorial Day. Let us hope, and pray, that those who died serving our country did not do so in vain.
Miss you Charlie.
Posted by: javems at May 26, 2023 11:54 PM (AmoqO)
Brewers 1
Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2023 11:55 PM (KAi1n)
Bad scheduling.
Posted by: Kindltot
So Pearl Harbor was a spoiling attack?
Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2023 11:56 PM (KAi1n)
Brewers 1
Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2023 11:55 PM
Were the Brewers drinking Bud Light between innings?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 26, 2023 11:57 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2023 11:53 PM (63Dwl)
I assume you meant foogas.
Home made napalm frequently used in vietnam as part of a defensive barrier for outposts and fire bases.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2023 11:57 PM (YGqO/)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 26, 2023 10:45 PM (5p7BC
I heard that the census was corrupted as well. Red areas/states were undercounted and blue areas/states were overcounted in order to throw electoral college votes over to the Democrat.
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me at May 26, 2023 11:58 PM (Emce2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2023 11:58 PM (d8cJ4)
Posted by: Kindltot
So Pearl Harbor was a spoiling attack?
Posted by: SFGoth at May 26, 2023 11:56 PM (KAi1n
FDR was a crafty bastard.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2023 12:01 AM (YGqO/)
Brewers 1
Posted by: SFGoth
As a long-suffering Pittsburgh Pirates fan, I should be thankful the NL Central sucks. They have a chance. In the end though, they finish below .500 and near last place.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 27, 2023 12:01 AM (tiR3O)
Fun fact: The initial State of Jefferson movement that was to involve the northern counties of CA and the Southern counties of OR was to kick off on Monday December 8 1941
Bad scheduling.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Yup, that's how the whole project got derailed. They never picked it up again after WWII.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2023 12:01 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 26, 2023 11:53 PM (63Dwl)
Foogas or fougasse. Improvised munition generally a barrel filled with diesel, accelerant, sticker and an initiating bursting charge to ignite and spread it over a large area. Originally it was a sort of improvised mortar dug into a bank or ground to blow rubble and balls at an approaching enemy.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2023 12:05 AM (xhaym)
I heard that the census was corrupted as well. Red areas/states were undercounted and blue areas/states were overcounted in order to throw electoral college votes over to the Democrat.
Posted by: Emmie -- MoMe-curious AR morons and Farmer, please email me
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Instead of enumerating the population, per the Constitution, we've gone to calculating it. Started with the Clinton administration.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2023 12:07 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 27, 2023 12:07 AM (3CCua)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2023 12:10 AM (d8cJ4)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 27, 2023 12:01 AM
I am not a big fan of the word "fair", but baseball is no longer fair.
NY Mets payroll: $346,000,000
NY Yankees payroll: $280,000,000
Pirates payroll: $75,000,000
Mets are 4.6x the Pirates.
Think any NASCAR driver could beat me driving a $20,000 Kia if I was driving a $100,000 Porsche 911? (And I ain't a better driver!)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2023 12:11 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: zombie Lewis Carroll at May 27, 2023 12:11 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I thought you were a peon. Your estate is big enough to have its own gravitational field?
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2023 12:12 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2023 12:13 AM (63Dwl)
Yes, dense people tend to vote left.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
* steals it *
* files off the serial number *
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2023 12:13 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at May 27, 2023 12:14 AM (aD39U)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2023 12:15 AM (S6gqv)
NY Mets payroll: $346,000,000
NY Yankees payroll: $280,000,000
Pirates payroll: $75,000,000
Mets are 4.6x the Pirates.
Think any NASCAR driver could beat me driving a $20,000 Kia if I was driving a $100,000 Porsche 911? (And I ain't a better driver!)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2023 12:11 AM (HlyYF)
You want to make pro sports more relevant? Require that all teams recruit their players only from their home city and the nearby rural areas. If only one team in the State, then they have the entire State as a talent pool. Prospects have to have at least one year of documented residence to be hired. No trades, and a 200,000 dollar salary cap.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2023 12:16 AM (d8cJ4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2023 12:13 AM (63Dwl)
Well, it is the ONT afterall.
*sips tea with pinky extended*
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2023 12:17 AM (YGqO/)
Who knew closing the economy down was a bad idea? I mean like...who could have seen that coming?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2023 12:18 AM (lc5cP)
I dunno. Rather have the quick one I think.
Posted by: 1984 at May 26, 2023 11:38 PM
You ok? "God's in His Heaven, all's right in the world"
(even in the difficulties of now)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 12:20 AM (Nx1bw)
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2023 12:12 AM (DgGvY)
Just 3 acres.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2023 12:21 AM (d8cJ4)
Posted by: Theodore at May 27, 2023 12:21 AM (pGonq)
Posted by: weft cut loop at May 27, 2023 12:21 AM (jzzG8)
Yes, dense people tend to vote left.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
* steals it *
* files off the serial number *
Would have been easier to just wait a month and by the Chinese copy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 27, 2023 12:22 AM (Bd6X8)
You want to make pro sports more relevant? Require that all teams recruit their players only from their home city and the nearby rural areas. If only one team in the State, then they have the entire State as a talent pool. Prospects have to have at least one year of documented residence to be hired. No trades, and a 200,000 dollar salary cap.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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This is why I don't "get" pro sports. What is all this about "San Diego's gonna have an AWESOME team this year!!! We love Xavier Xermosa!!!!! He is the most awesome player on the planet, and he clearly loves us back!!!!!! Thank youuuuuu Xavier Xermosa for showing your love of San Diego!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Dude. San Diego offered him the most money. When his contract ends, he'll take the next deal that offers him the most money. There is no loyalty anywhere. Those teams are just a bunch of millionaires running around making more millions.
This is why I liked the Olympics. The Americans were actually Americans, the Frogs were actually Frogs, etc. You could root for your homies.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 27, 2023 12:23 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2023 12:12 AM (DgGvY)
Just 3 acres.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2023 12:21 AM
Yes, but he picked up a lovely tract on a neutron star.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 27, 2023 12:23 AM (HlyYF)
Who knew a movie about murdering white people because they are all secret NAZIs would get bad press?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 27, 2023 12:24 AM (lc5cP)
Sorry to hear this. The smoke always feels oppressive to me. I hear it's in Montana too.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 12:24 AM (Nx1bw)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 12:27 AM (Nx1bw)
Sorry to hear this. The smoke always feels oppressive to me. I hear it's in Montana too.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 12:24 AM (Nx1bw)
Smoke is thin, so far. I can see the Moon tonight, and the Sun was bright, when between the puffy white clouds. Still have about 8/10 visibility; I can see houses 3 miles away in town.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2023 12:27 AM (d8cJ4)
Posted by: bonhomme
They weren't the London Boys, perchance?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 27, 2023 12:29 AM (X+Ku8)
Does that mean on June 6 we can call the sheriff and have the government tossed out of the country and have the locks changed?
Posted by: azjaeger at May 27, 2023 12:42 AM (3/XaG)
Any chance of rain soon? Seems early for a smoke filled summer. Was thinking recently that we didnt have smoke filled summers for most of my life. Why? I think it was loggers putting out fires before fire fighting became a gvt funded endeavor.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 12:45 AM (Nx1bw)
Posted by: mindful webworker - late and just passing through at May 27, 2023 12:46 AM (5LFjM)
P
Excellent idea!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 12:46 AM (Nx1bw)
Posted by: azjaeger
Have Congress sent to debtors prison?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2023 12:47 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 12:45 AM (Nx1bw)
We had T-storms Monday that cleared the air for several days. More are always possible. At least one or two fires in the Grande Prairie area may have been arson.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2023 12:51 AM (d8cJ4)
Posted by: SFGoth
At least they have a bridge. To get to the other part of Minnesota, you have to take a boat. Or drive through Canada.
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2023 12:51 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 12:54 AM (Nx1bw)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 12:45 AM (Nx1bw)
Forest undergrowth was also managed with forest detritus not being allowed to build up and such preventative maintenance reduced the propensity for fire to break out. But, yeah, anytime government money is involved, you'll just get more of whatever the government is paying for, in this case forest fires.
Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2023 01:00 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: A
That is an old truck! Did it take a lot of work to get it running?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:00 AM (Nx1bw)
Who knew a movie about murdering white people because they are all secret NAZIs would get bad press?
Posted by: 18-1
Went to IMdB. Apparently, it's a sequel. No thank you. I'll stick with movies with a moral center, like snuff films.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 27, 2023 01:01 AM (sVfvf)
Yep
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:02 AM (Nx1bw)
Any more talk of a Moron Alaskan cruise?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:03 AM (Nx1bw)
Good evening, good people.
Disappointed, there will be no parade for me this year, I sprung one of my knees and have to put up with crutches for a bit. X rays and docs indicate no lasting damage IF I behave myself during healing.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2023 01:04 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:00 AM (Nx1bw)
Well, I got it running when I first got it, and ran it occasionally after that, but it had sat idle for a few years. Now there is a potential buyer, so I figured I ought to get it running again. It is a Studebaker US6, a "deuce and a half" military truck, as was used in the construction of the Alcan Highway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2023 01:04 AM (d8cJ4)
I was super pleased with myself because i figured out why my lawnmower cord was frozen and fixed it.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:08 AM (Nx1bw)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:10 AM (Nx1bw)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:14 AM (Nx1bw)
Who knew a movie about murdering white people because they are all secret NAZIs would get bad press?
Posted by: 18-1
The psycho leftist critics love it. These commie writers see nazis behind every tree while they are currently using 1984 as an instruction manual.
Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2023 01:16 AM (MNhXM)
Be it on the record, that I am glad that you are not a horse. I have more than enough bottles of glue on the shelf, and do not need another!
Get Well Soon, Amigo!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2023 01:17 AM (e6UQI)
To which he traveled in a space rocket that he built from spare parts lying around his shop.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:17 AM (Nx1bw)
Hope its nothing serious
X-rays in knees pretty much useless
I had X-rays now it's time for an MRI
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 27, 2023 01:21 AM (m+Dzi)
That's the New Zealand cop show where the lead detective plays country music cassettes in the car, right? It wasn't bad. I saw an Aussie series about the Outback, water, and an indigenous massacre some time in the past. Not bad, either.
Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2023 01:22 AM (emlEe)
Yes, that's the one. Mystery, humor, likable charachters, entertaining.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:29 AM (Nx1bw)
That's the New Zealand cop show where the lead detective plays country music cassettes in the car, right? It wasn't bad. I saw an Aussie series about the Outback, water, and an indigenous massacre some time in the past. Not bad, either.
Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2023 01:22 AM (emlEe)
Best Aussie show was Mr. In Between. They did what most shows don’t do. They voluntarily ended it when they were on top.
Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2023 01:30 AM (MNhXM)
Posted by: polynikes
* sigh *
Posted by: un-jumped sharks at May 27, 2023 01:35 AM (DgGvY)
We'll see about the knee, I think some doctors would order x rays for splinters, it's like a reflex go to for a lot of them.
Likely it's an CYA since we have become a litigious society.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2023 01:35 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2023 01:36 AM (Ym2uE)
Read anything good lately, MisHum?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 27, 2023 01:37 AM (Angsy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2023 01:38 AM (QBP7p)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:39 AM (Nx1bw)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:41 AM (Nx1bw)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 27, 2023 01:43 AM (Nx1bw)
Posted by: Average Guy at May 27, 2023 01:44 AM (lPHZZ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
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And there I thought that I had wasted a comment ;-)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2023 01:46 AM (mKF7G)
Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2023 01:30 AM (MNhXM)
I find foreign mystery shows tend to have a shorter, almost pre-planned, life than here, which I like. It doesn't drag on, with lots of character changes and weaker plots over time, like 'NCIS'. I also enjoyed 'The Dr. Blake Mysteries', if for nothing more than the cars. Some of those 'modern' Aussie cop cars of the late 1950's/early 1960's were quite funny. But the plots were usually good, with the Doc often bucking the prevailing theory -- and suspect -- with oftentimes asshole behavior. A former Jap P.o.W. to boot. And living in sin with a married woman. I really like that series.
Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2023 01:48 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: Average Guy at May 27, 2023 01:44 AM (lPHZZ)
L-Phizz is the elephant DJ in your hip-hop band, right?
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2023 01:48 AM (DgGvY)
Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 27, 2023 01:48 AM (KATBx)
Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2023 01:51 AM (DgGvY)
Early alarm, so time to join the Geezer Parade to ye olde snoozer.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2023 01:55 AM (e6UQI)
I regularly (about every month or so) drive a 74 year old car. Gotta keep them in service or they deteriorate.
Wanna know the weirdest thing? The clock still works. In older cars with analog clocks, that was always the first thing that stopped working. In my '49 Olds? Nope. It's good.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 27, 2023 02:10 AM (tWbGp)
NY Mets payroll: $346,000,000
NY Yankees payroll: $280,000,000
Pirates payroll: $75,000,000
I concede your larger point, but the O's are vying with the Rays for the best team in baseball with a 76 million dollar payroll. It can be done.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 27, 2023 02:14 AM (tWbGp)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 27, 2023 02:20 AM (4eKPg)
1/2
Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2023 02:30 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2023 02:32 AM (LTpwC)
2/2
Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2023 02:34 AM (emlEe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2023 02:38 AM (LTpwC)
Barack Hussein Obama
Where was he, or what was he on, that he saw many of an unbroken line of fallen heroes in the audience?
smh. Wishing the best to all here on this memorial weekend. Tending graves and praying come Monday
Posted by: barbarausa at May 27, 2023 02:40 AM (uAuXI)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 27, 2023 02:44 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2023 02:44 AM (LTpwC)
Launches a site for Non Vax'd folks... for blood doners, and even possible dating....
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 27, 2023 02:47 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2023 02:44 AM (LTpwC)
There are always those who think... I will get the better of him. Happens very seldom that they do.
Been there... got the Blood stained T shirt.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 27, 2023 02:49 AM (oHd/0)
Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2023 02:49 AM (MNhXM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2023 02:51 AM (LTpwC)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 27, 2023 02:52 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2023 02:54 AM (xhxe8)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 27, 2023 02:52 AM (ynpvh)|
They had the type set over one space too many. I wonder how many they printed up before they realized.
Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2023 02:54 AM (MNhXM)
Good night. Blessings to you all.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2023 03:02 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: JP at May 27, 2023 03:12 AM (tF/Gf)
Mega dittos.
Posted by: lurk at May 27, 2023 03:26 AM (MIODZ)
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2023 03:55 AM (/xaUq)
Mega dittos.
Posted by: lurk at May 27, 2023 03:26 AM (MIODZ)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 27, 2023 03:55 AM (/xaUq)
LOL
The census bureau will have another 'oopsie' miscount shorting the red states and inflating the blue ...
Posted by: lurk at May 27, 2023 03:56 AM (MIODZ)
https://tinyurl.com/5n8pa72k
Gay Transvestites either hate women so much they come up with some awful parody or they're really enraged they can't actually be women-hence the parody
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2023 04:02 AM (Keyt1)
Got flowers bloomin' all over the yard, enough to make nice arrangements for parents' and friends' graves this weekend.
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2023 04:02 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2023 04:03 AM (Keyt1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2023 04:04 AM (Keyt1)
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2023 04:05 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 27, 2023 04:07 AM (vg8N1)
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2023 04:08 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2023 04:09 AM (Keyt1)
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2023 04:05 AM (o0Fxd)
Thanks; I appreciate that. Hope you are well too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2023 04:10 AM (Keyt1)
Botton line-Satan comes to "kill, steal and destroy." That's what Jesus said. I 'll stick with Jesus.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2023 04:14 AM (Keyt1)
This is known.
The rainbow idiots are only fooling themselves. Willingly.
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2023 04:16 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 27, 2023 04:16 AM (U2fCD)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 27, 2023 04:18 AM (U2fCD)
JQ: Uh, I don't have any 'custom' pronouns.
Idiot: What?! Come on, we need to know how to refer to you...
JQ: I'm Normal. Pretend it's 30 years ago, and use the Regular Pronouns from That Time.
Idiot: ............
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2023 04:23 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 27, 2023 04:25 AM (U2fCD)
G_d's promise to never flood the earth again...
How DO we take it back?
Posted by: JQ at May 27, 2023 04:27 AM (o0Fxd)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 27, 2023 04:49 AM (Eo0IS)
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