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Bad Boy!: Biden's Former Top Official for Securing Nuclear Waste to Be Held In Men's Prison For Repeatedly Stealing Women's Underwear

The Non-Binary Nuke Czar will not be jailed with the women.

Non-binary former nuclear official Sam Brinton is to be placed in a men's jail in Maryland while waiting to be sent to Virginia over suitcase theft charges.

A Montgomery County Sheriff's deputy told The Post Tuesday that Brinton is in a "pre-placement" hold at the county jail and should be housed with the "general population" of the men's jail sometime next week.

Under the Montgomery County Department of Correction and Rehabilitation policy, inmates are processed and housed according to their biological sex.

The policy states: "Although MCDOCR does not consider anatomical changes brought about by hormonal therapy to be changes that constitute a change of anatomical sex, the classification of an arrestee/inmate will depend on whether the arrestee/inmate has male or female genitalia, whether they present a management or security problem, and whether their health and safety can be ensured.

"Once an inmate is classified, they will be given a housing assignment based on that classification."

Brinton, 35 -- who uses they/them pronouns -- was arrested at their home last week and is facing Grand Larceny charges over the alleged theft of a case belonging to a Tanzanian fashion designer from Ronald Reagan National Airport.

The designer, Asya Khamsin, said she lost her luggage, which included her one-of-a-kind dresses created for a fashion show, at Ronald Reagan National Airport back in March 2018.

She posted pictures online of her wearing the clothes, then of Brinton wearing what appeared to be the same designs.

The Biden appointee, who was fired after two different cases of stealing luggage were filed against them in Minnesota and Las Vegas, is being held at the Montgomery County Correctional Facility until they appear before a judge on June 14.

In the MIDDLE OF PRIDE MONTH?!?!

IN THE MIDDLE OF PRIDE MONTH?!?!

Posted by: Ace at 02:30 PM




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Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 02:29 PM (DRSnL)

2 If I remember correctly, he could be eligible to be held in a dog pound.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 24, 2023 02:30 PM (fs1hN)

3 He would have paid for this.... if he still had a job.

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 24, 2023 02:30 PM (NTi06)

4 Right before Pride Month?!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2023 02:30 PM (Wnv9h)

5 He'll be transferred to G-Pup.

Posted by: ace at May 24, 2023 02:30 PM (KRtlO)

6 Can we please stop with the they/them bullshit?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 02:30 PM (DRSnL)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

8 If I remember correctly, he could be eligible to be held in a dog pound.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 24, 2023 02:30 PM (fs1hN)
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Who in their right mind would adopt him?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 24, 2023 02:31 PM (YIVH2)

9 Coulda been first but read the content.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 24, 2023 02:31 PM (JMAcK)

10 He will haz all of the dix.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at May 24, 2023 02:31 PM (6aBz6)

11 So the Pound Pound?

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at May 24, 2023 02:31 PM (OgrpQ)

12 Biden hasn't pardoned him?

Shocking.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)

13 Fabulous~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 24, 2023 02:31 PM (jzzG8)

14 The policy states: "Although MCDOCR does not consider anatomical changes brought about by hormonal therapy to be changes that constitute a change of anatomical sex, the classification of an arrestee/inmate will depend on whether the arrestee/inmate has male or female genitalia, whether they present a management or security problem, and whether their health and safety can be ensured.
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The prison-industrial complex is LITERALLY genocidal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 02:31 PM (DU+/6)

15 He needed the underwear to contain his nuclear waste.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 24, 2023 02:31 PM (ufFY8)

16 And the Bidens walk free.

Posted by: The GOP at May 24, 2023 02:31 PM (t3nAe)

17 I can imagine him being passed around like a squeaky toy. Worse...He'll enjoy it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 24, 2023 02:32 PM (YIVH2)

18 If Brinton claims to be non-binary, why would a women's prison be more appropriate than a men's prison?

Posted by: blaster at May 24, 2023 02:32 PM (pwExq)

19 Heh. Heh. Heh.
Ha!
Snort!
Chortle.
Bwahahaha!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2023 02:32 PM (YGqO/)

20 In a month I'll be posting a video about his adoption

Posted by: ace at May 24, 2023 02:32 PM (KRtlO)

21 Non-binary former nuclear official Sam Brinton is to be placed in a men's jail in Maryland while waiting to be sent to Virginia over suitcase theft charges.



If he does go to prison, he'll go to an all male prison and housed in the punk wing. (Every prison has a punk wing)

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 02:32 PM (GnNvu)

22 Apparently the content I read was different from the one I commented on...

Anyway, CLEARLY those antiquated notions about how sexual deviants are unstable risks to national security were just bigotry!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 24, 2023 02:32 PM (JMAcK)

23 Why are supposedly reputable papers like the Post still playing along by calling Brinton a "they"? He's a guy, everyone knows it, stop pretending otherwise.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 24, 2023 02:32 PM (0EnJo)

24 How much shit has Admiral Levine gotten away with?

You KNOW that sick fuck has been doing illegal things somewhere to someone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

25 Actual Consequences? And a sane prison housing policy? Where did I put my shocked face?

Posted by: Iris at May 24, 2023 02:33 PM (foa6+)

26 Wanna go for a walk in the yard? Wanna go for a walk in the yard? Wanna go for a walk in the yard? Wanna go for a walk in the yard?! Yeah you want to go for a walk in the yard!!

Posted by: Sam Brinton's Warden at May 24, 2023 02:33 PM (KRtlO)

27
Make sure you outfit him in his preferred dog collar and leash gear!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2023 02:33 PM (pNxlR)

28 Don't drop the soap bitch.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 24, 2023 02:33 PM (pohLc)

29 He'll enjoy pound you in the ass prison

Posted by: NCKate at May 24, 2023 02:34 PM (d5Qya)

30 Hopefully we have seen the backend-and I don't mean that literally- of Sam Brinton for a long time. That the Biden admin could not find someone who knew about the disposal of Nuclear waste without it being a bald fake transgender who plays with people as doggies-shows how much they want to rub this in the face of normies..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 02:34 PM (Keyt1)

31 The archbishop of San Francisco has denounced the Dodgers.

Interestingly, the archbishop of Los Angeles has yet to opine on this.

tinyurl.com/3jr7jbks

Posted by: Eight Days To Pride Month! at May 24, 2023 02:34 PM (2tUFv)

32 in gay prison of Sam Brinton's ass, ass pounds you

Posted by: Yakov Smirnov at May 24, 2023 02:34 PM (KRtlO)

33 Apparently the content I read was different from the one I commented on...

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 24, 2023 02:32 PM (JMAcK)


Was it the Target one? That one went poof.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 02:34 PM (DRSnL)

34 I can imagine him being passed around like a squeaky toy. Worse...He'll enjoy it.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 24, 2023 02:32 PM (YIVH2)



Ain't no way I'm stickin muh cock in dat......

Posted by: Bubba - Inmate #4826 at May 24, 2023 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

35 Anybody steals Prisoner Brinton's lipstick spends a night in the box.

Posted by: The Warden at May 24, 2023 02:34 PM (PiwSw)

36 You KNOW that sick fuck has been doing illegal things somewhere to someone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)
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"Bring out the gimp!"

Posted by: Admiral Levine at May 24, 2023 02:34 PM (YIVH2)

37 Bad Boy!: Biden's Former Top Official for Securing Nuclear Waste to Be Held In Men's Prison For Repeatedly Stealing Women's Underwear

Minuses: No more cute dresses, skirts or panties to steal!

Pluses: More sausage then a Polish all you can eat!

Posted by: Sam Brinton at May 24, 2023 02:35 PM (lc5cP)

38 Brittney Griner should advocate for his release.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 24, 2023 02:35 PM (rJ48h)

39 He proudly stole those African garments.

Posted by: Axeman at May 24, 2023 02:35 PM (krQz2)

40
But if he goes to a male prison and gets gang-raped (assuming he's "attractive" enough to lifers who make Mike Tyson look like Arnold Stang), isn't that the opposite of punishment in his case?

Sort of like the nature of being a sadist and mashochist. Where's the enjoyment if the maso likes what the sadist is dishing out, for both parties?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2023 02:35 PM (x0n13)

41
So the Pound Pound?
Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID


Pound pound me in the a$$ prison!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2023 02:35 PM (pNxlR)

42 Any of you homos... touch my pearls.... I'll kill you.

Posted by: Francis Brinton at May 24, 2023 02:35 PM (t3nAe)

43 IN THE MIDDLE OF PRIDE MONTH?!?!

I'm looking forward to Gluttony Month, personally.

And, of course, every month is Envy Month.

Posted by: Eight Days To Pride Month! at May 24, 2023 02:35 PM (2tUFv)

44 Hopefully we have seen the backend-and I don't mean that literally- of Sam Brinton for a long time. That the Biden admin could not find someone who knew about the disposal of Nuclear waste without it being a bald fake transgender who plays with people as doggies-shows how much they want to rub this in the face of normies..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 02:34 PM (Keyt1)

+++++++++++++

The funny thing is that I don't think he has any real experience in the nuclear field. He's a straight up affirmative action hire. Seems like I can remember looking it up, but can't be sure.

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 24, 2023 02:36 PM (NTi06)

45 I'm picturing Sam being "the Belle of the ball" whilst in prison.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 24, 2023 02:36 PM (2YtOq)

46 Hopefully we have seen the backend-and I don't mean that literally- of Sam Brinton for a long time. That the Biden admin could not find someone who knew about the disposal of Nuclear waste without it being a bald fake transgender who plays with people as doggies-shows how much they want to rub this in the face of normies..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 02:34 PM (Keyt1)
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On the campus where I work, we have an entire nuclear engineering department full of professors and students who could do a much better job of overseeing the disposal of nuclear waste.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 24, 2023 02:36 PM (YIVH2)

47 42 Any of you homos... touch my pearls.... I'll kill you.
Posted by: Francis Brinton at May 24, 2023 02:35 PM (t3nAe)


Is that code for anal beads?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2023 02:36 PM (x0n13)

48 I heard a story about an idiot like this a while back. Stupid SOB went in for an MRI, while still wearing his butt plug, which had a steel core. Stirred up his guts pretty well I heard.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 24, 2023 02:36 PM (pohLc)

49 I'm picturing Sam being "the Belle of the ball" whilst in prison.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 24, 2023 02:36 PM (2YtOq)
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Or as "Prison Mike" would say "Da belle u da ball!"

Posted by: Axeman at May 24, 2023 02:36 PM (krQz2)

50 https://youtu.be/OCqiioLkT4Q

Abusive, angry cop picks on dumb kid for bullshit traffic violation. Then he lies even more.

And, wth, don't know where your insurance and registration are?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 24, 2023 02:37 PM (ufFY8)

51 How does the dude know that the clothes he steals will fit him if they’re in suitcases?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2023 02:37 PM (mnvTx)

52 25 Actual Consequences? And a sane prison housing policy? Where did I put my shocked face?
Posted by: Iris at May 24, 2023 02:33 PM (foa6+)


It's that that statement came from Montgomery County - I can't believe that liberal cesspool has someone sane in charge of the prison. When he's transferred to Virginia, be prepared for them to put him in the women's prison, depending on the county. (I think Reagan National is in Arlington Co, which is more liberal than Montgomery, but I don't know for certain.)

Posted by: Moki at May 24, 2023 02:37 PM (JrN/x)

53 I love everything about this. A kleptomaniac Atomic Tranny Dogboy. The face of DC in the 21st century. America, BAY-BEE!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 24, 2023 02:37 PM (oINRc)

54 Is there a Lust month? Or can I just celebrate that anytime?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 24, 2023 02:37 PM (Wy1BU)

55 51 How does the dude know that the clothes he steals will fit him if they’re in suitcases?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2023 02:37 PM (mnvTx)


Voodoo!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2023 02:38 PM (x0n13)

56 If Mr. (the second Mr. not the first Mr.) Buttgieg was a "friend" of Brinton's and helped him get his job, it's interesting that no one has successfully "intervened" on behalf of "they".

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 24, 2023 02:38 PM (PiwSw)

57 I heard a story about an idiot like this a while back. Stupid SOB went in for an MRI, while still wearing his butt plug, which had a steel core. Stirred up his guts pretty well I heard.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 24, 2023 02:36 PM (pohLc)


That is a shame.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 02:38 PM (DRSnL)

58 How much shit has Admiral Levine gotten away with?

You KNOW that sick fuck has been doing illegal things somewhere to someone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I would go with full on pedophile. Just hasn't been caught yet.

Posted by: Cheri at May 24, 2023 02:38 PM (oiNtH)

59 Would rather have seen brinton spend his time in a nuke waste storage site...BIN6322. After a month the bald look would be natural.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2023 02:38 PM (YGqO/)

60 Related, pole-dancing on a crucifixion reenactment; clothed but probably NSFW:

Mary Margaret Olohan @MaryMargOlohan
This is so grotesquely offensive to my faith that I struggle to even watch it.

The @Dodgers have embraced anti-Catholic bigotry.

https://tinyurl.com/4t37v6tt
3:23 video

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 24, 2023 02:38 PM (Vwz3I)

61 Welcome to Oz, Dorothy!

Posted by: Mishdog at May 24, 2023 02:38 PM (exBbg)

62 I can't say feel sorry at all for Sam the Nuclear Puppy, guess he will get a life of Ghey sex now.

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2023 02:39 PM (xhxe8)

63 How does the dude know that the clothes he steals will fit him if they’re in suitcases?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


What doesn't fit gets given away as presents. Especially high end stuff.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 02:39 PM (GnNvu)

64 25 Actual Consequences? And a sane prison housing policy? Where did I put my shocked face?
Posted by: Iris at May 24, 2023 02:33 PM (foa6+)

++++++++++

He's been a huge black eye for the Biden regime. I'm not surprised they threw him in with the men, but the surprise might be on them and he likes it.

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 24, 2023 02:39 PM (NTi06)

65 Brinton, 35 -- who uses they/them pronouns
_______________

I don't give a shit what pronouns that fag uses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2023 02:39 PM (GuEtj)

66 53 I love everything about this. A kleptomaniac Atomic Tranny Dogboy. The face of DC in the 21st century. America, BAY-BEE!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 24, 2023 02:37 PM (oINRc)

I saw the Kleptomaniac Atomic Tranny Dogboys open for The Intergalactic Touring Band at the Blue Note in '77.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2023 02:39 PM (x0n13)

67 "Why are supposedly reputable papers like the Post still playing along by calling Brinton a "they"?

Look up who owns the NY Post.
Yep.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 24, 2023 02:39 PM (MeG8a)

68
I would go with full on pedophile. Just hasn't been caught yet.
Posted by: Cheri at May 24, 2023 02:38 PM (oiNtH)




Does he still have his junk? Cuz if he does, I think you're right. He's got a John Wayne Gacy crawlspace somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

69 Luv ya!!!!

Posted by: Dylan M. at May 24, 2023 02:39 PM (ufJfM)

70 Is there a Lust month? Or can I just celebrate that anytime?

You'll have to wait until we've finished celebrating Sloth Month.

It may take a while.

Posted by: Eight Days To Pride Month! at May 24, 2023 02:40 PM (2tUFv)

71 I hate it that Procrastination Month keeps getting postponed.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2023 02:40 PM (mnvTx)

72 This is fun and all, but I still marvel that Brinton, an entire barrel of crazy, was put into a high ranking FedGov position.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 24, 2023 02:40 PM (eyxn4)

73 Brinton is clearly mad. How does he get a government job even with the Biden administration?

Posted by: NL at May 24, 2023 02:40 PM (eGTCV)

74 I heard a story about an idiot like this a while back. Stupid SOB went in for an MRI, while still wearing his butt plug, which had a steel core. Stirred up his guts pretty well I heard.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

That is a shame.
Posted by: Jordan61


Yeah. Probably messed up the MRI attendant's day.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 02:40 PM (GnNvu)

75 Does he still have his junk? Cuz if he does, I think you're right. He's got a John Wayne Gacy crawlspace somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
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Or perhaps a basement dungeon for his harem of catamites...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 24, 2023 02:40 PM (YIVH2)

76
Atomic Tranny Dogboy


You'll be hearing from us, officially, soon. Be sure to bring along the name(s) of whoever leaked our development plans to you

-- attorneys for Marvel Comics

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2023 02:40 PM (pNxlR)

77 Brinton, 35 -- who uses they/them pronouns -- ...
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Brinton's replacement - a woman called Dr. Kimberly J. Perry - has the same job title now but *was* a "General Physical Scientist" prior to her promotion. She was (and possibly remains, though I am not sure) a GS-15 employee earning $172,500 per year. I strongly suspect that "Deputy Assistant Secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition" comes with a higher salary than a GS-15 "general Physical Scientist." This is just to provide some context.

Sam Brinton is 35 years old. He holds a masters degree in nuclear science and engineering from MIT, but does not have a PhD. Much of his professional history prior to becoming the Deputy Assistant Secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition was with an NGO that represented universities working to ensure the pipeline of grant cash flowed without interruption. He was a professional petitioner and Congress-botherer.

And this young man with no relevant experience was earning at least $175k a year to handle nuclear waste disposition. His "They-Them Pronouns" were one hell of an asset...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 02:41 PM (DU+/6)

78 8 If I remember correctly, he could be eligible to be held in a dog pound.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 24, 2023 02:30 PM (fs1hN)
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Who in their right mind would adopt him?


Is this offer still open? I have some ideas.

Posted by: Michael Vick at May 24, 2023 02:41 PM (l8gTz)

79
I saw the Kleptomaniac Atomic Tranny Dogboys open for The Intergalactic Touring Band at the Blue Note in '77.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2023 02:39 PM (x0n13)




Didn't Emotional Britfag play the pre-show? Seems I remember them being on the show poster.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

80 Alex Stein goes to Target to check out their tuckwear.

https://tinyurl.com/yyuhdc7s

Posted by: bonhomme at May 24, 2023 02:41 PM (eyxn4)

81 I heard a story about an idiot like this a while back. Stupid SOB went in for an MRI, while still wearing his butt plug, which had a steel core. Stirred up his guts pretty well I heard.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 24, 2023 02:36 PM (pohLc)

There is a hilarious Law Nerds clip about this exact thing on YouTube. Runkle of the Bailey debunks it, but not before some fun was had. Also Dani Ahn Direct is pretty hot.

I think the title is Chat Breaks Lawyer.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 24, 2023 02:41 PM (ufFY8)

82 72 This is fun and all, but I still marvel that Brinton, an entire barrel of crazy, was put into a high ranking FedGov position.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 24, 2023 02:40 PM (eyxn4)


"I know right?!"

- - John Brennan, card-carrying Commie

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2023 02:41 PM (x0n13)

83 Being housed in the general population in the men's unit will be one big gay smorgasbord for Sam Brinton.

Posted by: Archer at May 24, 2023 02:41 PM (gmo/4)

84 Brinton is clearly mad. How does he get a government job even with the Biden administration?
Posted by: NL


He's probably a Hunter Biden boy toy.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 02:41 PM (GnNvu)

85 Maximum security at San Brinton.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2023 02:41 PM (tlfKR)

86 The funny thing is that I don't think he has any real experience in the nuclear field. He's a straight up affirmative action hire. Seems like I can remember looking it up, but can't be sure.
Posted by: DFCtomm at May 24, 2023 02:36 PM (NTi06)

Didn't he go to MIT?
Freak obviously, but I thought he at least had real schooling not social studies.

Posted by: Inogame at May 24, 2023 02:42 PM (53oGX)

87 Related, pole-dancing on a crucifixion reenactment; clothed but probably NSFW:

Mary Margaret Olohan @MaryMargOlohan
This is so grotesquely offensive to my faith that I struggle to even watch it.

The @Dodgers have embraced anti-Catholic bigotry.

https://tinyurl.com/4t37v6tt
3:23 video
Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 24, 2023 02:38 PM (Vwz3I)
______________

There are SO many people we need to off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2023 02:42 PM (GuEtj)

88 Brinton will not survive 30 days in GenPop.

Posted by: Right Wing Hate Machine at May 24, 2023 02:42 PM (QhydF)

89 This is fun and all, but I still marvel that Brinton, an entire barrel of crazy, was put into a high ranking FedGov position.

The whole point of hiring him was that he was an out-and-proud pervert.

Lots of quiet, stable nuclear engineers they could have hired instead.

Posted by: Eight Days To Pride Month! at May 24, 2023 02:42 PM (2tUFv)

90 I'm thinking HubbyMayhem is a happy man.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 24, 2023 02:42 PM (2YtOq)

91 71 I hate it that Procrastination Month keeps getting postponed.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2023 02:40 PM (mnvTx)


Procrastinators for a Better Tomorrow*

*stolen from Tim Hawkins

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 24, 2023 02:42 PM (PiwSw)

92 Didn't he go to MIT?
Freak obviously, but I thought he at least had real schooling not social studies.
Posted by: Inogame at May 24, 2023 02:42 PM (53oGX)
_______________

I believe MIT has joke courses as well as substantive ones.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2023 02:43 PM (GuEtj)

93 The funny thing is that I don't think he has any real experience in the nuclear field. He's a straight up affirmative action hire. Seems like I can remember looking it up, but can't be sure.
Posted by: DFCtomm at May 24, 2023 02:36 PM (NTi06)

Didn't he go to MIT?
Freak obviously, but I thought he at least had real schooling not social studies.
Posted by: Inogame at May 24, 2023 02:42 PM (53oGX)
++++
See me at 77 for some background.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 02:43 PM (DU+/6)

94 Doing hard time at the rock in Alcatranz.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2023 02:43 PM (tlfKR)

95 How does the dude know that the clothes he steals will fit him if they’re in suitcases?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

The kink is in the unknown. Like at an auction selling never claimed baggage. Could be piles of cash inside or could be a few pennies, dead spiders, and a pair of used underwear. Don't know but spin the wheel and take your chances!

Posted by: Cheri at May 24, 2023 02:44 PM (oiNtH)

96 "How does the dude know that the clothes he steals will fit him if they’re in suitcases?"

and how does he know which suitcase to steal? Maybe he stalks the victims before he gets on the plane?

Posted by: illiniwek at May 24, 2023 02:44 PM (Cus5s)

97 31 The archbishop of San Francisco has denounced the Dodgers.

Interestingly, the archbishop of Los Angeles has yet to opine on this.

tinyurl.com/3jr7jbks
Posted by: Eight Days To Pride Month! at May 24, 2023 02:34 PM (2tUFv)

Um, yes he did. https://lacatholics.org/stand-against-bigotry/

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at May 24, 2023 02:44 PM (a/dOO)

98 I think he was a MIT graduate but that means nothing when they look for diversity

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2023 02:44 PM (xhxe8)

99
Lots of quiet, stable nuclear engineers they could have hired instead.
Posted by: Eight Days To Pride Month! at May 24, 2023 02:42 PM (2tUFv)


They should have hired that guy who claims to have worked on UFOs in Area 51.

Posted by: NL at May 24, 2023 02:44 PM (eGTCV)

100 Didn't he go to MIT?
Freak obviously, but I thought he at least had real schooling not social studies.
Posted by: Inogame at May 24, 2023 02:42 PM (53oGX)

++++++++
Someone just posted his qualifications and he does have a degree, but no actual job experience. He has no idea how anything in the nuclear field works.

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 24, 2023 02:44 PM (NTi06)

101 Alex Stein goes to Target to check out their tuckwear.

https://tinyurl.com/yyuhdc7s
Posted by: bonhomme at May 24, 2023 02:41 PM (eyxn4)
++++
The employees seemed to take it well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 02:44 PM (DU+/6)

102 And I think this might be the catalyst for some political conversions. Suppose you were a somewhat normal Democrat Voter (and yes, they're out there) who had a degree and training in nuclear waste mgmt and then you find out that this guy-who is a flaming weirdo- was picked for a role in the Biden admin that you could do quite capably without also being a flaming weirdo? Id rethink my voting choices.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 02:45 PM (Keyt1)

103 Didn't he go to MIT?

Wikipedia:

They [sic] have a dual Master of Science degree in nuclear science and engineering (technology and policy program) in 2013 from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

I think that the "technology and policy" program is that you are being trained to be a bureaucrat, not an actual engineer.

Still, MIT.

Posted by: Eight Days To Pride Month! at May 24, 2023 02:45 PM (2tUFv)

104 He's stuck in Folsom Street Prison where his time is 'dragging' on.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2023 02:45 PM (Zqeqr)

105 It makes me proud.

Posted by: Marooned at May 24, 2023 02:45 PM (kt8QE)

106 I have new-found respect for Montgomery County, MD.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 24, 2023 02:45 PM (5u1+1)

107 See me at 77 for some background.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 02:43 PM (DU+/6)

Yup, caught it after I posted.. hard to keep up with some of you guys... lol

Posted by: Inogame at May 24, 2023 02:46 PM (53oGX)

108 Don’t forget, Noam Chomsky was (is?) at MIT.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2023 02:46 PM (mnvTx)

109 How does the dude know that the clothes he steals will fit him if they’re in suitcases?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2023 02:37 PM


He's a perfect Size 2.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2023 02:46 PM (a3Q+t)

110 Brinton is clearly mad. How does he get a government job even with the Biden administration?
Posted by: NL


When being more worried about setting FIRSTS and being "INCLUSIVE" than you are about actual national security.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

111 I believe MIT has joke courses as well as substantive ones.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2023 02:43 PM (GuEtj)

They used to have "Physics for Poets" (colloquial title). Should have been an 8.xx course number, unless it was handled by the Humanities department.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 24, 2023 02:46 PM (ufFY8)

112 Lots of mens, shower sex and tossing the salad!
Oh my! I love it here!

Pass the grape jelly please.

Posted by: Sam Brinton, Sodomite at May 24, 2023 02:46 PM (7tCXb)

113 I saw the Kleptomaniac Atomic Tranny Dogboys open for The Intergalactic Touring Band at the Blue Note in '77.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2023 02:39 PM (x0n13)



Damn!
What a night that was!!!
There I was, three rows back with Marva Quackenbush, of the Henderson County Quackenbushes. Got to third base!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2023 02:46 PM (YGqO/)

114 Don’t forget, Noam Chomsky was (is?) at MIT.

And...Epstein Island.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2023 02:46 PM (lc5cP)

115 "Can we please stop with the they/them bullshit?"

My name is Legion, for there are many of us.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 24, 2023 02:46 PM (5u1+1)

116 50 https://youtu.be/OCqiioLkT4Q

Abusive, angry cop picks on dumb kid for bullshit traffic violation. Then he lies even more.

And, wth, don't know where your insurance and registration are?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 24, 2023 02:37 PM (ufFY

"I smell marijuana." Holy shit, what a fucking lunatic. That kid was just a dumb, stupid, dumb kid and unfortunately, he got put up against Tackleberry.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 24, 2023 02:47 PM (KbCG3)

117 Maybe he just wants to be a lumberjack.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 24, 2023 02:47 PM (TgBWG)

118 > I heard a story about an idiot like this a while back. Stupid SOB went in for an MRI, while still wearing his butt plug, which had a steel core. Stirred up his guts pretty well I heard.

Was that story real? I saw an XRay looking image of a person with a butt plug that had been forced into the person's rib cavity. Damn thing had a high potential of killing the idiot.

I remember seeing video of some people who were trying to pull a handgun away from the powerful MRI magnets. Multiple grown men were having to yank on the thing to extract it.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 24, 2023 02:47 PM (eyxn4)

119 Ol' Sam will be queen of the cell block... repeatedly.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 24, 2023 02:47 PM (aki9y)

120 I think that the "technology and policy" program is that you are being trained to be a bureaucrat, not an actual engineer.

Still, MIT.
Posted by: Eight Days To Pride Month! at May 24, 2023 02:45 PM (2tUFv)
++++
Yup. He probably knows some of the relevant technical and engineering information, but the focus was on "policy."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 02:47 PM (DU+/6)

121 The @Dodgers have embraced anti-Catholic bigotry.

https://tinyurl.com/4t37v6tt
3:23 video
Posted by: andycanuck

A big part of the Dodger's fan base in LA are Hispanics who happen largely to be Catholic. I have friends that are Mexican and devoutly Catholic who always buy season tickets and are avid fans. Will be interesting to see how this pans out.

Posted by: Cheri at May 24, 2023 02:47 PM (oiNtH)

122 Nutter Sam at least has a degree relevant to its job title. However, Nutter Sam made it obvious from the get go his crazy was more important than his job qualifications.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 24, 2023 02:47 PM (2YtOq)

123 Bill Kristol holds a bachelor and PhD from Harvard.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2023 02:48 PM (a3Q+t)

124 Someone just posted his qualifications and he does have a degree, but no actual job experience. He has no idea how anything in the nuclear field works.
Posted by: DFCtomm at May 24, 2023 02:44 PM (NTi06)

We'd be better off with Homer Simpson at the position.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 24, 2023 02:48 PM (Rl7KJ)

125 Was that story real? I saw an XRay looking image of a person with a butt plug that had been forced into the person's rib cavity. Damn thing had a high potential of killing the idiot.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 24, 2023 02:47 PM (eyxn4)

I mean I'm sure his parents would have missed him, but would humanity?

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 24, 2023 02:48 PM (NTi06)

126
The Sin of Pride is said by some to the the foremost of the Seven Deadly Sins. The gateway through all other sin enters the mortal soul.

Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise.
-----------

It's all a big coincidence. Carry on.

Posted by: ... at May 24, 2023 02:48 PM (EEIG6)

127 Montgomery Co. MD is pretty far left, so he's likely safe where he is.

Probably.

Maybe.

Be a real shame if VA wasn't as accommodating.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 24, 2023 02:48 PM (Q4IgG)

128 I remember seeing video of some people who were trying to pull a handgun away from the powerful MRI magnets. Multiple grown men were having to yank on the thing to extract it.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 24, 2023 02:47 PM (eyxn4)
++++
Why? I mean, I am sure that the machine has big, red, easily-accessible "EMERGENCY STOP" button. Probably more than one (one on the machine, one in the control room, etc.)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 02:49 PM (DU+/6)

129 Actually putting Brinton in a Women's Prison would be more of a punishment.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 24, 2023 02:49 PM (PiwSw)

130 Hmm. I would have figured they'd incarcerate the guy in a dog pound.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 24, 2023 02:49 PM (guGkK)

131 From what I've seen of this idiot over the last few months, this seems less like punishment and more like crossing off a number of things on his bucket list.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 24, 2023 02:49 PM (wb1YC)

132 We'd be better off with Homer Simpson at the position.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 24, 2023 02:48 PM (Rl7KJ)

mmmmm, donuts....

Posted by: Homer Goldberg at May 24, 2023 02:49 PM (53oGX)

133 Bud Light just lost their next spokesthing.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 24, 2023 02:49 PM (Exz6g)

134 Now that he's in men's prison...

Sam feels that train a comin'
His pants around his shins
He ain't seen a Bud Light since
I don't know when

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2023 02:49 PM (Zqeqr)

135 Didn't he go to MIT?
Freak obviously, but I thought he at least had real schooling not social studies.
Posted by: Inogame at May 24, 2023 02:42 PM (53oGX)



IF we had an actual media, they would open any story about that freak with "MIT Alum Sam Brinton....."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

136 When being more worried about setting FIRSTS

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)


Says Mr. FIRST!!!!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 02:50 PM (DRSnL)

137 Why? I mean, I am sure that the machine has big, red, easily-accessible "EMERGENCY STOP" button. Probably more than one (one on the machine, one in the control room, etc.)

I vaguely recall re-starting them not being a trivial matter.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2023 02:50 PM (lc5cP)

138 Bill Kristol holds a bachelor and PhD from Harvard.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2023 02:48 PM (a3Q+t)


But only when their wives aren't around.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 24, 2023 02:50 PM (guGkK)

139 Homer Simpson got apotheosized this morning. He ain’t never goin’ back to the nuclear plant.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2023 02:50 PM (mnvTx)

140 132 We'd be better off with Homer Simpson at the position.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 24, 2023 02:48 PM (Rl7KJ)

mmmmm, donuts....
Posted by: Homer Goldberg at May 24, 2023 02:49 PM (53oGX)


Gimme!

Posted by: Homer Vindman at May 24, 2023 02:50 PM (PiwSw)

141 Faggottry. Faggottry as far the eye can see.

Posted by: Buzz Light in the Loafers Year at May 24, 2023 02:50 PM (LaNzR)

142 When being more worried about setting FIRSTS
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 02:46 PM


Good thing THAT never happens around here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2023 02:50 PM (a3Q+t)

143 Bud Light just lost their next spokesthing.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 24, 2023 02:49 PM (Exz6g)



"We're good."

- - - Herms for Bad Beer

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

144 If I remember correctly, he could be eligible to be held in a dog pound.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 24, 2023 02:30 PM


Secure pup tent.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2023 02:50 PM (Wnv9h)

145 Sai Varshith Kandula, 19, appeared in a Washington, DC, federal court Wednesday, where Magistrate Judge Robin M. Meriweather ordered he be jailed until a hearing next Tuesday, CBS News reported.

Kandula, from Missouri, slammed the box truck into barriers along Lafayette Square just steps from the White House late Monday, US Park Police officials said.

He had allegedly planned the attack for six months, with his goal to “get to the White House, seize power, and be put in charge of the nation,” records show.

.. a whole 6 months down the drain

Posted by: SMOD at May 24, 2023 02:50 PM (RHGPo)

146 Oh, the huge vanity!

Posted by: ShainS at May 24, 2023 02:50 PM (hcqbu)

147 Hopefully it still has its red lipstick.

Posted by: Clutching my pearls at May 24, 2023 02:50 PM (gkTYf)

148 a GS-15 employee earning $172,500 per year. I strongly suspect that "Deputy Assistant Secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition" comes with a higher salary than a GS-15 "general Physical Scientist." This is just to provide some context.


Interestingly, it's a salary demotion - most DAS make between 95,000 and 105,000

Posted by: Moki at May 24, 2023 02:50 PM (JrN/x)

149 I vaguely recall re-starting them not being a trivial matter.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2023 02:50 PM (lc5cP)
++++
Sure, but when there's a live firearm stuck in the machine, I would think that calls for a SCRAM.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 02:51 PM (DU+/6)

150 140 132 We'd be better off with Homer Simpson at the position.
Posted by: Thrawn at May 24, 2023 02:48 PM (Rl7KJ)

mmmmm, donuts....
Posted by: Homer Goldberg at May 24, 2023 02:49 PM (53oGX)

Gimme!
Posted by: Homer Vindman at May 24, 2023 02:50 PM (PiwSw)

Its in my pants!

Posted by: Homer French at May 24, 2023 02:51 PM (53oGX)

151 You know how Xiden and Swallowwell have bragged about how they're going to use nukes to kill gun owners?

All we have to do to stop them is place briefcases nearby saying, "WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR INSIDE. DO NOT TOUCH."

They'll be too busy stealing them to launch the missiles.

Posted by: Ken at May 24, 2023 02:51 PM (pfONS)

152 Singer Tina Turner has died aged 83

Posted by: SMOD at May 24, 2023 02:51 PM (RHGPo)

153 You don't want to know what women in prison do to the people who steal clothing and hair accessories.

Posted by: ... at May 24, 2023 02:51 PM (EEIG6)

154 I suppose unashamedly hiring open freaks, perverts and weirdos makes them somewhat unblackmailable.

Posted by: NL at May 24, 2023 02:51 PM (eGTCV)

155 Expat Tina Turner dead

living the dream

make your cash and move to another country

you were a great American

Posted by: REDACTED at May 24, 2023 02:52 PM (us2H3)

156
Good thing THAT never happens around here.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2023 02:50 PM (a3Q+t)



Well, truth be told, I have no effect on national security whatsoever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

157 The Bidens celebrate Avarice Month EVERY month.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 24, 2023 02:52 PM (5u1+1)

158 The whole thing with hiring seems to be based on how many identity check boxes can be checked on your app.
Not enough to be gay (one checkbox), must be flamboyant and overtly weird as well (2 or 3).

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 24, 2023 02:52 PM (MeG8a)

159 Anyone else getting the sneering Pope ad?

Will Sam Brinton be killed in the pokey?

Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 24, 2023 02:52 PM (zjVy3)

160 He had allegedly planned the attack for six months, with his goal to “get to the White House, seize power, and be put in charge of the nation,” records show.

Step 1: Get a Uhaul truck, a dolley and a swastika

Step 2: ???

Step 3: PROFIT!

Posted by: Sai Varshith Kandula actual Aryan NAZI at May 24, 2023 02:52 PM (lc5cP)

161 IF we had an actual media, they would open any story about that freak with "MIT Alum Sam Brinton....."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
MIT wouldn't care. They'd be proud. This is the same institution where the Data Science department put its letterhead on a paper calling for the elimination of raw public health data to keep the armchair data analysts from drawing heterodox conclusions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 02:52 PM (DU+/6)

162 "I smell marijuana." Holy shit, what a fucking lunatic. That kid was just a dumb, stupid, dumb kid and unfortunately, he got put up against Tackleberry.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 24, 2023 02:47 PM (KbCG3)

I know.

I have seen some crazy ones. One channel called Every Camera Counts has a video of the main character (in the passenger seat) flipping off a cop car behind him while on the highway. Of course, they are stopped on a bullshit reason. The main character is an asshole verbally to the cops, but he knows his rights. Cops lie like rugs to the judge, case gets dismissed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 24, 2023 02:52 PM (ufFY8)

163 How would you blackmail a Biden administration pervert?

Posted by: NL at May 24, 2023 02:52 PM (eGTCV)

164 Brinton's "Letter from Montgomery County Jail" is gonna be lit!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 24, 2023 02:52 PM (sWM8x)

165 Oh, Andy

Posted by: Red at May 24, 2023 02:53 PM (LaNzR)

166 Singer Tina Turner has died aged 83

One went in, nobody came out

Posted by: SMOD at May 24, 2023 02:53 PM (RHGPo)

167 Expat Tina Turner dead


Posted by: REDACTED at May 24, 2023 02:52 PM (us2H3)



Ike wins?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

168 @153, I'm willing to sacrifice Sam in order to find out.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at May 24, 2023 02:53 PM (2YtOq)

169 Bill Kristol holds a bachelor and PhD from Harvard.

***

Yes, in political science. Which has all the real world applicability of an inflatable shovel.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 24, 2023 02:53 PM (wb1YC)

170 "Pride Month? Why do those weirdo faggot white boy cracker ghosts get the nice holiday month of June as their month, while we get the shitty cold winter month of February?? Racism!!"

-- BLM (Burn Loot Murder)

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 24, 2023 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

171 Expat Tina Turner dead

WHO RUNS BARTERTOWN?!?

Posted by: Master Blaster at May 24, 2023 02:53 PM (lc5cP)

172 Why? I mean, I am sure that the machine has big, red, easily-accessible "EMERGENCY STOP" button. Probably more than one (one on the machine, one in the control room, etc.)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 02:49 PM (DU+/6)

++++++++++

It's not that easy, because of the super conductor. It takes a while to spool everything back up to the correct temp. There is a video of a bunch of Arabs trying to pull a chair out of the field, and it's funny. Just call support and get a field service engineer on the road and cancel the cases.

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 24, 2023 02:53 PM (NTi06)

173 If you were the leader of a hostile alien race bent on invading and conquering the erf, how better to ensure the human race slows the development of high technology programs than to insert a alien saboteur like Sam Brinton into any part of U.S. nuke programs.


Posted by: Archer at May 24, 2023 02:54 PM (gmo/4)

174 I love everything about this. A kleptomaniac Atomic Tranny Dogboy. The face of DC in the 21st century. America, BAY-BEE!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 24, 2023 02:37 PM (oINRc)

-------

Out: Brave New World.
In: Brave New NORMZZZZ!

Posted by: ShainS at May 24, 2023 02:54 PM (hcqbu)

175 Interestingly, it's a salary demotion - most DAS make between 95,000 and 105,000
Posted by: Moki at May 24, 2023 02:50 PM (JrN/x)
++++
I doubt she took the job if it meant less money. I wouldn't have. If I'm GS-15, I'm untouchable. No thank you, not unless I get more money or a hell of a lot more off-the-books graft. Not to mention that I could be replaced by the next President, whereas my GS-15 ass is there *forever.*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 02:54 PM (DU+/6)

176


“ until they appear before a judge on June 14.”

Guy’s gonna have more personalities than two when they get done with him.

Isn’t going to prison the best place for this dude?

What a fucking nutbag.

Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at May 24, 2023 02:54 PM (9+jlJ)

177 Oh, the huge vanity!
Posted by: ShainS


This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: Sean Vanity at May 24, 2023 02:54 PM (Exz6g)

178 "Quackenbush." That sounds dirty.

Posted by: But not really sure at May 24, 2023 02:54 PM (gkTYf)

179 Ike Beat Tina Turner to Death

Posted by: ... at May 24, 2023 02:54 PM (EEIG6)

180 > My name is Legion, for there are many of us.

I disagree strongly with this interpretation that "Legion" was a single spirit. Jesus cast Legion out into a swine herd and the herd drowned itself. It seems obvious to me that Legion did not single-spiritedly possess multiple pigs. Legion was, in fact, multiple spirits who each individually possessed a single pig.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 24, 2023 02:54 PM (eyxn4)

181 Charges reduced for neo-nazi insurrectionist.


He was originally charged with threatening to kill, kidnap or inflict harm on a president, vice president or family member, as well as assault with a dangerous weapon, reckless operation of a motor vehicle, trespassing and destruction of federal property, US Park Police said.

His federal charges have since been downgraded to a single count of depredation of property of the United States in excess of $1,000."

NY Post > https://tinyurl.com/3b5jc6ak

Posted by: javems at May 24, 2023 02:54 PM (AmoqO)

182 Tina lived tin the ghetto of Zurich

Posted by: REDACTED at May 24, 2023 02:55 PM (us2H3)

183 It's not that easy, because of the super conductor. It takes a while to spool everything back up to the correct temp. There is a video of a bunch of Arabs trying to pull a chair out of the field, and it's funny. Just call support and get a field service engineer on the road and cancel the cases.
Posted by: DFCtomm at May 24, 2023 02:53 PM (NTi06)
++++
Oh yes, I don't reckon that it is something anyone would *want* to do, but if "a loaded gun is stuck in the machine" is not cause for an emergency power-off, what would be?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 02:55 PM (DU+/6)

184 Does anyone know when DeSantis is supposed to announce on Twitter?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 24, 2023 02:55 PM (eOEVl)

185 Cops lie like rugs to the judge
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 24, 2023 02:52 PM (ufFY8 )


They call it testi-lying.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 02:55 PM (DRSnL)

186 Why? I mean, I am sure that the machine has big, red, easily-accessible "EMERGENCY STOP" button. Probably more than one (one on the machine, one in the control room, etc.)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

They do. It is called an quench button to stop all power to the magnet. It costs about $100K to repower the machine and meanwhile it is down until you can get the company techs out to work on it. Patients are asked a volley of questions before entering for tests but that obviously does not rule out everyone who decides that doing this was a good idea and no one would ever know.

Posted by: Cheri at May 24, 2023 02:56 PM (oiNtH)

187 Well, truth be told, I have no effect on national security whatsoever.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 02:52 PM


I'm not here for my health, you know.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at May 24, 2023 02:56 PM (a3Q+t)

188 Tina Turner dead at 83. Death is racist

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 24, 2023 02:56 PM (XaUsS)

189 The best part of the trans thing is that the liberal white women don't understand that they are being parodied.

Most trans women pretend to be dumb sluts with bad taste.

Posted by: MJ at May 24, 2023 02:56 PM (zwDuR)

190 This blonde in a dress is happy that she can go shopping in a country where an Atomic Tranny Dog Boy is no longer in charge of nuclear waste disposition:
https://is.gd/R18FAC

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 02:56 PM (DU+/6)

191 164 “Letter from Montgomery County Jail”


It’s spelled “Gaol.” And it was in Reading.

Posted by: Oscar Wilde at May 24, 2023 02:57 PM (mnvTx)

192 Oh, he's really going to like Wednesdays

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 24, 2023 02:57 PM (Vhzin)

193 Expat Tina Turner dead


Big wheels are falling off, walls closing in.

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at May 24, 2023 02:57 PM (OgrpQ)

194 https://youtu.be/oQISwhf9cxM

Chat breaks lawyer.
Butt plug and MRI story.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 24, 2023 02:57 PM (ufFY8)

195 152 Singer Tina Turner has died aged 83
---------------
Damn.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 24, 2023 02:57 PM (xSnmX)

196 Are plugs call plugs regardless of which hole or sex is involved?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at May 24, 2023 02:57 PM (X9Qd4)

197 > Why? I mean, I am sure that the machine has big, red, easily-accessible "EMERGENCY STOP" button. Probably more than one (one on the machine, one in the control room, etc.)

It depends on the machine. Some use permanent magnets.

Source:
https://tinyurl.com/2k554ns6

Posted by: bonhomme at May 24, 2023 02:57 PM (eyxn4)

198 Most trans women pretend to be dumb sluts with bad taste.

Cha...why do I like...feel like uh...hostility n'stuff here from you? Like...is this uh...about uh...me?

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at May 24, 2023 02:57 PM (lc5cP)

199 Oh yes, I don't reckon that it is something anyone would *want* to do, but if "a loaded gun is stuck in the machine" is not cause for an emergency power-off, what would be?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 02:55 PM (DU+/6)

++++++++

I never worked on the MRIs but I was adjacent to the MRI guys and knew a lot of their problems. I don't think it's hard at all to take it down. It's the bringing it back up correctly that's the problem, so you're right, but imaging techs are insane.

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 24, 2023 02:58 PM (NTi06)

200 Fools! There were nuclear codes embedded in the fabric of her undies.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 24, 2023 02:58 PM (lf83v)

201 Anybody else concerned that the mentally ill trannys are going to go big on shooting people during pride month?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 24, 2023 02:58 PM (17s+e)

202 Tina lived tin the ghetto of Zurich
Posted by: REDACTED at May 24, 2023 02:55 PM (us2H3)



Didn't she dump her US Citizenship?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

203 148 - what is money to the DAS types is not the current salary, but the sweet sweet contractor and lobbying positions after they are out of the government.

Posted by: Moki at May 24, 2023 02:58 PM (JrN/x)

204 Tina was a hell of a talent, amazing singer. And I salute her as one of those old time artists who was able to make it big despite being pretty homely. That used to be possible.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 02:58 PM (0hOvj)

205 Anybody else concerned that the mentally ill trannys are going to go big on shooting people during pride month?

No...why?

Posted by: The FNM counting the TN killer as a murdered tranny at May 24, 2023 02:59 PM (lc5cP)

206 Tina Turner had two sons who died in the last five years.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 24, 2023 02:59 PM (rJ48h)

207 Tina Turner is rolling down the River.

Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 24, 2023 02:59 PM (zjVy3)

208 Didn't she dump her US Citizenship?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

wutz luv got to do wit it ?

Posted by: REDACTED at May 24, 2023 02:59 PM (us2H3)

209 >>>>Didn't she dump her US Citizenship?

yes

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 24, 2023 02:59 PM (xPl2J)

210 This blonde in a dress is happy that she can go shopping in a country where an Atomic Tranny Dog Boy is no longer in charge of nuclear waste disposition:
https://is.gd/R18FAC
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 02:56 PM (DU+/6)



That's quite the figure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

211 204 Tina was a hell of a talent, amazing singer. And I salute her as one of those old time artists who was able to make it big despite being pretty homely. That used to be possible.
---------------
This is about me, rite?

Posted by: Aretha Franklin at May 24, 2023 02:59 PM (xSnmX)

212 The humiliation is part of the kink.

Posted by: ShainS at May 24, 2023 02:59 PM (hcqbu)

213 When the government needs appointments and shopping for diversity whatever category they are short on, race, Trannies. Ghey whatever that's who gets the position.

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2023 02:59 PM (xhxe8)

214 "Tina Turner dead at 83."

Another grim milestone of the Biden administration.

Posted by: Tsk, tsk, tsk at May 24, 2023 03:00 PM (gkTYf)

215 204 Tina was a butterface with a great body.

Posted by: Oscar Wilde at May 24, 2023 03:00 PM (mnvTx)

216 Tina Turner had two sons who died in the last five years.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 24, 2023 02:59 PM (rJ48h)


I didn't know that. How sad.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 03:00 PM (DRSnL)

217 Brixton, in those clothes is both Loud and Proud.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 24, 2023 03:00 PM (lZVy/)

218 >Don’t forget, Noam Chomsky was (is?) at MIT.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2023 02:46 PM (mnvTx)

Epstein is linked to MIT as well (I think the Media Lab, especially).

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 24, 2023 03:00 PM (h6aS8)

219 Singer Tina Turner has died aged 83

I guess she left a good job in the city.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 24, 2023 03:00 PM (eOEVl)

220 In the MIDDLE OF PRIDE MONTH?!?!

IN THE MIDDLE OF PRIDE MONTH?!?!
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Wrath Month is gonna be lit!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 24, 2023 03:00 PM (2hlEI)

221 Tina was a hell of a talent, amazing singer. And I salute her as one of those old time artists who was able to make it big despite being pretty homely. That used to be possible.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 02:58 PM (0hOvj)



She did have a pair of the best legs on the planet, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

222 He will be extremely popular in an actual men's prison.


He better hope that he can buy enough lube.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 24, 2023 03:00 PM (ncXxy)

223 Well now who runs Bartertown?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2023 03:00 PM (44ww/)

224 "Tina Turner dead at 83."

Another grim milestone of the Biden administration.
Posted by: Tsk, tsk, tsk

There goes Bartertown.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 24, 2023 03:01 PM (lZVy/)

225 207 Tina Turner is rolling down the River.
---
Dibs on the clothes.

Posted by: Sam Brinton at May 24, 2023 03:01 PM (sWM8x)

226 Anybody else concerned that the mentally ill trannys are going to go big on shooting people during pride month?

No...why?

Posted by: The FNM counting the TN killer as a murdered tranny

Just seems like a time to make a statement about how scared they are of normal, decent, and civilized people.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 24, 2023 03:01 PM (17s+e)

227 > Patients are asked a volley of questions before entering for tests but that obviously does not rule out everyone who decides that doing this was a good idea and no one would ever know.

Yep. I've been grilled every time I had an MRI. Are you REALLY SURE you don't have anything metal on you?

Apparently some people just forget they're carrying some things. Like all the people at the airport security gates that have guns or knives on them.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 24, 2023 03:01 PM (eyxn4)

228 Chat breaks lawyer.
Butt plug and MRI story.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 24, 2023 02:57 PM (ufFY
++++
Here's what I can't wrap my head around. The person is suing the manufacturer because the butt plug was advertised as "100% silicone" but was not. It had a meta core and caused him serious injury when he got an MRI.

On it's merits, it sounds to me like he probably has a case. "100% silicone" does not mean "also, it has a metal core."

That aside, though, who the hell picks out a butt-plug purely to be compatible with an MRI? Who thinks to himself or herself, "Oh yeah! Getting an MRI with my poop chute stopped up with a plug is so perverse I can't help but get off?!" That's a level of fetishism that has to be pretty unusual.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 03:01 PM (DU+/6)

229 This is about me, rite?

I love how Aretha looked, she wasn't the prettiest face, but she looked like everybody's favorite grandma or aunt, someone you knew was gonna have wise words and set you straight.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 03:01 PM (0hOvj)

230 .. a whole 6 months down the drain
_________

It took this guy six months to learn how to drive a rental vehicle into a barricade at low speed?

Shit. My ex-wife must have been a genius. She needed zero planning.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 24, 2023 03:01 PM (lf83v)

231

"Ike Beats Tina to Death" was the NY Post headline when he died.

RIP Tina.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 24, 2023 03:02 PM (x0n13)

232 Biden Administration fails to stop death of Tina Turner

Posted by: SMOD at May 24, 2023 03:02 PM (RHGPo)

233 He will be extremely popular in an actual men's prison.


He better hope that he can buy enough lube.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

His new job sucks, reportedly.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 24, 2023 03:02 PM (lZVy/)

234 RIP Tina Turner.

The first time I saw her and her thug husband was on TV about 50 years ago. This white boy was blown-away! I will always remember the slooow cadence of the start of her first song:

L_e_f_t a g_o_o_d j_o_b i_n t_h_e c_i_t_y...

ramping up to a wild finish.

Posted by: Gref at May 24, 2023 03:02 PM (AMIL/)

235 I love how the NY Post respects its pronouns.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 24, 2023 03:02 PM (ZCCyW)

236 What is “Bartertown” in reference to?

Posted by: Oscar Wilde at May 24, 2023 03:02 PM (mnvTx)

237 Keena Turner is still alive.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 24, 2023 03:03 PM (xPl2J)

238 "Ike Beats Tina to Death" was the NY Post headline when he died.


Damn, that's cold. Also, funny.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 24, 2023 03:03 PM (eOEVl)

239 It took this guy six months to learn how to drive a rental vehicle into a barricade at low speed?
--------------
He also had to iron his NAZI flag. That's a couple of months right there.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 24, 2023 03:03 PM (xSnmX)

240 > This blonde in a dress

Looks like she could birth a toddler without discomfort.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 24, 2023 03:03 PM (eyxn4)

241 On it's merits, it sounds to me like he probably has a case. "100% silicone" does not mean "also, it has a metal core."


Yeah it does sound pretty solid to me, but if it were me, I would go out of my way to not attract attention

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 03:03 PM (0hOvj)

242 Tina Turner had two sons who died in the last five years.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 24, 2023 02:59 PM (rJ48h)

I didn't know that. How sad.
_________

Yes, I saw an interview with her on French television a months ago. She has not been well and her whole life has been tragic. She died a very sad person.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 24, 2023 03:03 PM (lf83v)

243 Apparently some people just forget they're carrying some things. Like all the people at the airport security gates that have guns or knives on them.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 24, 2023 03:01 PM (eyxn4)


When we were flying home from Sitka a couple of years ago, there were a crazy amount of people trying to bring their fishing knives home in their carryon luggage.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 03:03 PM (DRSnL)

244 It took this guy six months to learn how to drive a rental vehicle into a barricade at low speed?

***

Even Asian women are laughing at him.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 24, 2023 03:03 PM (wb1YC)

245 What a fucking nutbag.

Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at May 24, 2023 02:54 PM (9+jlJ)q/i]


Cool Hand Kook.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 24, 2023 03:03 PM (Zqeqr)

246 Fetterman Wants to Eliminate 2nd Amendment, Confiscate Guns from Citizens Like Himself

Posted by: SMOD at May 24, 2023 03:04 PM (RHGPo)

247 "Ike Beats Tina to Death" was the NY Post headline when he died.

Which, you gotta admit, is an all time classic.

And yeah, Tina had a hell of a body. And voice. And talent.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 03:04 PM (0hOvj)

248 162 "I smell marijuana." Holy shit, what a fucking lunatic. That kid was just a dumb, stupid, dumb kid and unfortunately, he got put up against Tackleberry.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 24, 2023 02:47 PM (KbCG3)

I know.

I have seen some crazy ones. One channel called Every Camera Counts has a video of the main character (in the passenger seat) flipping off a cop car behind him while on the highway. Of course, they are stopped on a bullshit reason. The main character is an asshole verbally to the cops, but he knows his rights. Cops lie like rugs to the judge, case gets dismissed.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 24, 2023 02:52 PM (ufFY

They lie to your face, they lie on their police reports, they lie under oath. They are NOT your friends. The "I smell marijuana" is total bullshit and a pretext to violate your fourth amendment rights and engage in a warrantless search of your vehicle. They are not heroes or the thin blue line preserving civilization.

Posted by: If they weren't such bullying, mendacious, dick-swinging assholes, defund the police would have so m at May 24, 2023 03:04 PM (09rn/)

249 246 Fetterman Wants to Eliminate 2nd Amendment, Confiscate Guns from Citizens Like Himself
Posted by: SMOD at May 24, 2023 03:04 PM (RHGPo)

Fetterman would want to eat the contents of a cat litter box if you ask him.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2023 03:05 PM (N39Ws)

250 Bad Boy!: Biden's Former Top Official for Securing Nuclear Waste to Be Held In Men's Prison For Repeatedly Stealing Women's Underwear
----------
Hahahaha. That's a damned good headline.

He will be handling some baggage in jail.

Posted by: scampydog at May 24, 2023 03:05 PM (2bFN5)

251 I don't think Atomic Dog Freak boy identifies as a woman; he's just a freak. And he is scum, which is par for the course.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2023 03:05 PM (qJJNe)

252
What is “Bartertown” in reference to?
Posted by: Oscar Wilde


Mad Max - Beyond Thunderdome

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 24, 2023 03:05 PM (pNxlR)

253 Boris Johnson Sent To Texas To Lobby Republicans To Keep Arming Ukraine

"I think it was my French friend & colleague Emmanuel Macron who said 'Putin must not be humiliated'," Johnson told the lunch in Dallas, adopting a French accent to mock the president.

Posted by: SMOD at May 24, 2023 03:05 PM (RHGPo)

254 Pride month comes for us all.

Posted by: 496 at May 24, 2023 03:05 PM (Gpu6T)

255 Didn't he go to MIT?

Wikipedia:

They [sic] have a dual Master of Science degree in nuclear science and engineering


FUCK! You mean there's more than one???

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 03:05 PM (GnNvu)

256 When we were flying home from Sitka a couple of years ago, there were a crazy amount of people trying to bring their fishing knives home in their carryon luggage.

I've told this story before, but my "helpful" room mates gave me the shuriken he brought to college and I got really good with into my carryon luggage without me realizing it. That was a stressful time at the scanner. They just made me dump them in the trash, which is too bad. They were well made.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 03:05 PM (0hOvj)

257 Well now who runs Bartertown?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2023 03:00 PM (44ww/)

--------

Auntie Entity has transitioned to male.

Uncle Entity ... or Anti-Entity?

Posted by: ShainS at May 24, 2023 03:05 PM (u9CTO)

258 Fetterman Wants to Eliminate 2nd Amendment, Confiscate Guns from Citizens Like Himself
__________

Fetterman wants to eliminate the 2nd Amendment because he can't count that high.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 24, 2023 03:06 PM (lf83v)

259 What is “Bartertown” in reference to?

Posted by: Oscar Wilde at May 24, 2023 03:02 PM (mnvTx)

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome - She was Aunty Entity

Posted by: Wierzbowski formerly QID at May 24, 2023 03:06 PM (OgrpQ)

260 And with her dying breath, she posted in the other thread.

♪ ♫ We don't need another Zero! ♪ ♫
Posted by: tina turner at May 24, 2023 01:40 PM (Vwz3I)

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 24, 2023 03:06 PM (Vwz3I)

261 Music artists are going down fast.
Except Keith Richard, he is as young as he ever was

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2023 03:06 PM (xhxe8)

262 Who in their right mind would adopt him?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 24, 2023 02:31 PM (YIVH2)

Maybe Fauci could adopt him, cut his vocal cords, and then put a cage full of sand fleas around his head.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2023 03:06 PM (qJJNe)

263 What is “Bartertown” in reference to?
Posted by: Oscar Wilde

Mad Max, Thunderdome

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 24, 2023 03:07 PM (lZVy/)

264 She did have a pair of the best legs on the planet, tho.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

I've got a few pairs in the walk-in.

Posted by: What? at May 24, 2023 03:07 PM (09rn/)

265 Fetterman would want to eat the contents of a cat litter box if you ask him.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2023 03:05 PM (N39Ws)
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 03:07 PM (DU+/6)

266 Non-binary former nuclear official Sam Brinton is to be placed in a men's jail in Maryland

Help me understand the significance of this: a man...is being put in a men's jail. Have I got that right?

Posted by: t-bird at May 24, 2023 03:07 PM (ptElO)

267 If Briton was Larping he's in for an exceedingly rude surprise while being held. IYKWIMAISYD

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 24, 2023 03:07 PM (6BR2/)

268 Maybe Fauci could adopt him, cut his vocal cords, and then put a cage full of sand fleas around his head.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2023 03:06 PM (qJJNe)


I love this idea.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 03:07 PM (DRSnL)

269 With all that's going on, my answer is this.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at May 24, 2023 03:07 PM (Zvtjl)

270 Looks like she could birth a toddler without discomfort.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 24, 2023 03:03 PM (eyxn4)

Well, at least she's not looking like she's about the breastfeed some adult male if you pay her enough money.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 03:07 PM (Keyt1)

271 I believe the purse snatcher claims to be "non binary" which basically means he likes to take it up the dirt chute on occcasion.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 03:07 PM (0hOvj)

272 Fetterman Wants to Eliminate 2nd Amendment, Confiscate Guns from Citizens Like Himself

People in Hell want ice water. One is about as likely as the other.

Posted by: Right Wing Hate Machine at May 24, 2023 03:07 PM (QhydF)

273 I took it Sam was Furry Trannie

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2023 03:07 PM (xhxe8)

274 Tina Turner is the first victim of the Debt Ceiling.

Posted by: ... at May 24, 2023 03:08 PM (EEIG6)

275 Tina Turner did some amazing work with Frank Zappa.

Ike, however, did not agree.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 24, 2023 03:08 PM (KbCG3)

276 / Off, Dorian Gray’s author sock!

Posted by: Oscar Wilde at May 24, 2023 03:08 PM (mnvTx)

277 RIP Tina Turner. Ike wouldn't have made his hits without you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 24, 2023 03:08 PM (Bd6X8)

278 Fetterman Wants to Eliminate 2nd Amendment, Confiscate Guns from Citizens Like Himself



I must agree. Mental incompetents shouldn't be out on the streets. They should be institutionalized. And medicated. Heavily thorazined.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 03:08 PM (GnNvu)

279 Wants to get rid of the 2nd, eh?
How many other of the Bill of Rights does he want to get rid of? Certainly the 1st. Some others too.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 24, 2023 03:09 PM (MeG8a)

280 Ahem. Now off, sock.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2023 03:09 PM (mnvTx)

281 / Off, Dorian Gray’s author sock!
Posted by: Oscar Wilde at May 24, 2023 03:08 PM (mnvTx)



That sock is extra sticky...

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 03:09 PM (DRSnL)

282 Ike was a piece of crap, where was his career once Tina left? She had hit records and was at freaking Live Aid, she was in movies. He was just a loser who hit women and blamed Nixon

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 03:09 PM (0hOvj)

283 Wait. Eisenhower beat up Tina Turner?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 24, 2023 03:10 PM (lf83v)

284 "He had allegedly planned the attack for six months, with his goal to “get to the White House, seize power, and be put in charge of the nation,” records show."

So about that border policy... let's let in more dumb foreigners who don't know how the US works.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 24, 2023 03:10 PM (ou9hh)

285 Fetterman is a true Communist

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2023 03:10 PM (xhxe8)

286 Yeah it does sound pretty solid to me, but if it were me, I would go out of my way to not attract attention

If it were you, you wouldn't have worn a butt plug to an MRI.

Granted, I'm making assumptions here.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 24, 2023 03:10 PM (eOEVl)

287 I believe the purse snatcher claims to be "non binary" which basically means he likes to take it up the dirt chute on occcasion.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor


Since binary is 1 & 0, and he's a non, which one is he? A 1 or 0?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 03:10 PM (GnNvu)

288 246 Fetterman Wants to Eliminate 2nd Amendment, Confiscate Guns from Citizens Like Himself
Posted by: SMOD at May 24, 2023 03:04 PM (RHGPo)

Butt ugly and with a lump on their neck? With those parameters, I"d at least listen.

Posted by: Moki at May 24, 2023 03:10 PM (JrN/x)

289
That sock is extra sticky...
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 03:09 PM (DRSnL)



This seems appropriate.


https://youtu.be/oRdxUFDoQe0

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)

290 261 Music artists are going down fast.
Except Keith Richard, he is as young as he ever was
------------
Ringo will bury them all.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 24, 2023 03:10 PM (xSnmX)

291 > "I smell marijuana." Holy shit, what a fucking lunatic. That kid was just a dumb, stupid, dumb kid and unfortunately, he got put up against Tackleberry.

My wife had a bad experience with one of those when she was in college. Car full of Mormon girls and the cop pulls her over claiming to smell alcohol. Not a single one of them has been drinking.

He makes her stand out in the Eastern Washington winter with no coat on, refusing to let her grab a coat. OFFICER SAFETY! After ten minutes of that, he comes out of his warm car and barks at her for having her hands in her pockets. He wants to do a breathalizer.

He makes a big deal of showing her that the breathalizer says 0.0. She tells him it's going to be 0.0 when she's done. She does the test, it's 0.0. Cop insists he smells alcohol and says it must be one of the passengers, but grudgingly lets her go.

She's still salty about this.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 24, 2023 03:10 PM (eyxn4)

292 If a person says they're binary doesn't that mean that at some time they identify as a woman. Why else wear women's clothing?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 03:10 PM (Keyt1)

293 242 Tina Turner had two sons who died in the last five years.
Posted by: mr tmz at May 24, 2023 02:59 PM (rJ48h)


thatsa lot of turnover, Tina

Posted by: REDACTED at May 24, 2023 03:10 PM (us2H3)

294 Wait. Eisenhower beat up Tina Turner?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 24, 2023 03:10 PM (lf83v)

Nixon

Posted by: Try to keep up at May 24, 2023 03:11 PM (09rn/)

295 He was just a loser who hit women and blamed Nixon

*cough*Johnson*cough*

Posted by: Archimedes at May 24, 2023 03:11 PM (eOEVl)

296 How does the dude know that the clothes he steals will fit him if they’re in suitcases?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2023 02:37 PM (mnvTx)

Shit! We have covered this before. He stalked women at the boarding desk. Spies a well-dressed woman about his size, notes what bags are hers, and beats her to the carousel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2023 03:11 PM (qJJNe)

297



Since binary is 1 & 0, and he's a non, which one is he? A 1 or 0?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 03:10 PM (GnNvu)




I was going to post the word 'broken' in binary, but it's WAY too long for this blog.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

298 Has anyone smacked Brinton on the nose with a rolled up newspaper?

Posted by: NL at May 24, 2023 03:12 PM (eGTCV)

299 WTF? When did Tina Turner die??

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 03:12 PM (GnNvu)

300 Fetterman can't explain how to open a Pop Tart package. He'll never do a damned thing in the Senate let alone revoke the 2nd Amendment.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 24, 2023 03:12 PM (lf83v)

301 Fetterman Wants to Eliminate 2nd Amendment, Confiscate Guns from Citizens Like Himself
Posted by: SMOD at May 24, 2023 03:04 PM (RHGP

At least it's the proper way to get the gun control they want. Or does he want it just to be declared eliminated?

Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2023 03:12 PM (MNhXM)

302 At least it's the proper way to get the gun control they want. Or does he want it just to be declared eliminated?
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2023 03:12 PM (MNhXM)

He'll ask Biden to invoke the 14th Amendment to nullify the 2nd Amendment.

Posted by: Thrawn at May 24, 2023 03:13 PM (Rl7KJ)

303 Um after each they and them, shouldn't there be a [sic]?

Posted by: InZona at May 24, 2023 03:13 PM (3m2hF)

304 I think Phil Spector at one point put a gun to Ike's head and told him to leave the studio.

Both coo-coo cray cray.

Tina was lucky.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 24, 2023 03:13 PM (7tCXb)

305 WTF? When did Tina Turner die??

Shortly after her heart stopped.

Posted by: Right Wing Hate Machine at May 24, 2023 03:13 PM (QhydF)

306 Jim Brown, then Tina Turner.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 24, 2023 03:13 PM (lf83v)

307 In a month I'll be posting a video about his adoption
Posted by: ace at May 24, 2023 02:32 PM (KRtlO)
........

He better be neutered.

Posted by: Kiosk Guy at May 24, 2023 03:13 PM (v0R5T)

308 Bubba really likes his lipstick.
Heh!!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 24, 2023 03:13 PM (DKn0U)

309 296 Sorry, AOP. I guess I was absent that day.

Or daydreaming about me and Tessa Fowler.

Probably both.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2023 03:13 PM (mnvTx)

310 Fetterman needs to be adjudicated mentally incompetent and tucked away at the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time.

Posted by: And get Brandon while they're at it at May 24, 2023 03:13 PM (09rn/)

311 It's a freak show all the way down.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 24, 2023 03:14 PM (to8pj)

312 I think Phil Spector at one point put a gun to Ike's head and told him to leave the studio.
______

Whoa. That is a lot of certified crazy in one sentence.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 24, 2023 03:14 PM (lf83v)

313 Whoopi lives !!!

Posted by: George Jefferson at May 24, 2023 03:14 PM (us2H3)

314 Fetterman would want to eat the contents of a cat litter box if you ask him.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 24, 2023 03:05 PM (N39Ws)

Hey buddy you got a little Fresh Step, right there on your chin.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2023 03:14 PM (44ww/)

315 310 Fetterman needs to be adjudicated mentally incompetent and tucked away at the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time.
Posted by: And get Brandon while they're at it at May 24, 2023 03:13 PM (09rn/)

=======

But first, the outlying counties of Pennsylvania will march into Philly during vote counting season and monitor the process with guns drawn.

So, never.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, on just the weirdest trip with John Boorman at May 24, 2023 03:15 PM (LvTSG)

316 Brinton, 35 -- who uses they/them pronouns --

Kinda windy when "it" would have sufficed.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 24, 2023 03:15 PM (ZSK0i)

317 316 They call the wind Mariah.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2023 03:16 PM (mnvTx)

318 Music artists are going down fast.
Except Keith Richard, he is as young as he ever was
Posted by: Skip

I saw a couple of memes about Keith not too long ago. One was about how we needed to start thinking about what kind of world we're going to be leaving to Keith Richards.

The other was about how his grandkids were already fighting over Keith's inheritance as in what Keith would be receiving when his grandkids die.

Posted by: Biergood at May 24, 2023 03:16 PM (FQWHA)

319 Not to worry ... Joe is doing an economic Bakhmut
When done, your 401(k) will look like a wasteland

Posted by: SMOD at May 24, 2023 03:16 PM (RHGPo)

320 Kinda windy when "it" would have sufficed.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy

She-It.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 24, 2023 03:16 PM (lZVy/)

321 316 Brinton, 35 -- who uses they/them pronouns --

Kinda windy when "it" would have sufficed.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 24, 2023 03:15 PM (ZSK0i)

He's a pervert, a serial thief, and probably a boy-fucker. Fuck his "pronouns."

Posted by: Stupid bastards at May 24, 2023 03:17 PM (09rn/)

322 Granted, I'm making assumptions here.

And I appreciate it

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 03:17 PM (0hOvj)

323 >Well, at least she's not looking like she's about the breastfeed some adult male if you pay her enough money.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 03:07 PM (Keyt1)

Very Godly to sling prostitute accusations at every photo of an attractive young woman that gets posted here. Me-ow.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 24, 2023 03:17 PM (h6aS8)

324 Jim Brown and Tina Turner.

I might have to put Jesse Jackson in my Dead Pool.

Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2023 03:17 PM (MNhXM)

325
Since binary is 1 & 0, and he's a non, which one is he? A 1 or 0?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 03:10 PM (GnNvu)

A pervert plain and simple.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 24, 2023 03:17 PM (DKn0U)

326 They call the wind Mariah.
________

. . . and they call Mariah morbidly obese.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 24, 2023 03:17 PM (lf83v)

327 This seems appropriate.


https://youtu.be/oRdxUFDoQe0
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 03:10 PM (Zz0t1)


Heh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 03:18 PM (DRSnL)

328 Since he like to pretend he's a puppy, the proper response is to hit him with a rolled up newspaper and rub his nose into it.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at May 24, 2023 03:18 PM (a/7LW)

329 Don't forget Locality Pay for Geographic Areas for General Schedule federal pay grades. For example, there's the locality payment of 44.15% (of salary) locality pay for the area of San Jose-San Francisco-Oakland, CA.

Also, there are also 2023 Executive & Senior Level Employee (SES) Pay Tables and they, too, receive locality pay. SES and Professional Pay makes a difference.

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra & Jade, too. at May 24, 2023 03:18 PM (GshMh)

330 I might have to put Jesse Jackson in my Dead Pool.
________

I've got Jane Fonda.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 24, 2023 03:18 PM (lf83v)

331 "The Biden appointee....
.... appear before a judge on June 14."


June 14th. Flag Day.

Also National Bourbon Day -- which should be a national holiday!!

Free bourbon to any Hordeling who shows up at Casa de Doof that day.

Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2023 03:19 PM (StUJj)

332 I believe MIT has joke courses as well as substantive ones.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2023 02:43 PM (GuEtj)

He probably let his freak flag fly at MIT, and they didn't dare bounce him out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2023 03:19 PM (qJJNe)

333
Heh.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 03:18 PM (DRSnL)



I try.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 24, 2023 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

334 Million to 1 shot, doc! Million to 1

Posted by: MRI Butt Plug Guy at May 24, 2023 03:19 PM (786Ro)

335 I might have to put Jesse Jackson in my Dead Pool.
________

I've got Jane Fonda.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

What, no Brandon?

Posted by: Grinning Reaper at May 24, 2023 03:19 PM (lZVy/)

336 Except Keith Richard, he is as young as he ever was

Our kids need to start thinking about the kind of world they're going to be leaving to Keith.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2023 03:19 PM (a3Q+t)

337 Very Godly to sling prostitute accusations at every photo of an attractive young woman that gets posted here. Me-ow.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 24, 2023 03:17 PM (h6aS

It's Cattytholicism

Posted by: Orthodox, heterodox, Hydrox or Eastern Rite? at May 24, 2023 03:20 PM (09rn/)

338 Brinton will walk with pride in prison, but mostly walk with a limp from all the attention he'll get.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 24, 2023 03:20 PM (ynpvh)

339 Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 24, 2023 03:17 PM (h6aS

God bless you too. I don't lodge that all the pictures. Some pictures I don't comemnt on and some I say they look like Instragram photo, because it's shocking!! shocking!! that anyone would think they might want to make money from showing off their boobies.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 03:20 PM (Keyt1)

340 #321: Bubba is looking forward to fucking those pronouns. I dare say most of the cell block is.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 24, 2023 03:20 PM (DKn0U)

341 I might have to put Jesse Jackson in my Dead Pool.
________

I've got Jane Fonda.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

What, no Brandon?
Posted by: Grinning Reaper at May 24, 2023 03:19 PM (lZVy/)

I was going for a theme.

Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2023 03:20 PM (MNhXM)

342 Jane Fonda does not look well these days. I hope she finds Jesus before its too late, because the Devil has a special suite prepared for her.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 03:21 PM (0hOvj)

343 I think Phil Spector at one point put a gun to Ike's head and told him to leave the studio.


This also works on recalcitrant actors.

Posted by: Werner Herzog at May 24, 2023 03:21 PM (786Ro)

344 330 I might have to put Jesse Jackson in my Dead Pool.
________

I've got Jane Fonda.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 24, 2023 03:18 PM (lf83v)


If we're going strictly by age, you gotta have Taylor Lorenz in there.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 24, 2023 03:21 PM (PiwSw)

345 Mary Margaret Olohan @MaryMargOlohan
This is so grotesquely offensive to my faith that I struggle to even watch it.
The @Dodgers have embraced anti-Catholic bigotry.
https://tinyurl.com/4t37v6tt
3:23 video
Posted by: andycanuck

I opened it up but cannot bring myself to watch it for more than 10 seconds.
Right now, the nihilistic Left is busy and happy mocking Christians, and Catholics in particular.
In a few years, they will be openly persecuting Christians that "resist" the New World Order.
Eating bugs, embracing LGBTQ, the Trans Agenda, Pedophilia, etc., etc.
The previous Archbishop of the Chicago Diocese predicted this a few years ago. He was sick, and he said he would die in bed. His successor would die in prison, and the next successor would be publicly executed.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at May 24, 2023 03:21 PM (vcOmj)

346 Brinton will walk with pride in prison, but mostly walk with a limp from all the attention he'll get.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

A prolapsed rectum will do that to 'ya.

Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Dahmer at May 24, 2023 03:21 PM (lZVy/)

347 June 14th. Flag Day.

Also National Bourbon Day -- which should be a national holiday!!

Free bourbon to any Hordeling who shows up at Casa de Doof that day.
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2023 03:19 PM (StUJj)


Also Trump's birthday.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 03:22 PM (DRSnL)

348 I thought that was the whole reason for the Jane and Ted breakup, that she got Jesus but Ted didn't...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 24, 2023 03:22 PM (MeG8a)

349 Keith Richards cannot die. He is a Cylon.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at May 24, 2023 03:22 PM (DKn0U)

350 He looks like a real jailbird in that black teeshirt. A swallow.

Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2023 03:22 PM (Uv0D2)

351 And I'm sure the poor conservatives dears with their bountiful boobies on display are avid readers on ASHQ. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 03:23 PM (Keyt1)

352 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 03:20 PM (Keyt1)

It would have been better if you would have just said ' you're right, I was wrong to make that accusation. I'm still human'

Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2023 03:23 PM (MNhXM)

353 This also works on recalcitrant actors.

"Wait, you're not supposed to pull the trigger?"
--Alec Baldwin

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 03:23 PM (0hOvj)

354 Jane Fonda and Jimmy Carter are not well. I also think I have to put Ozzie Osbourn near the top of the list too.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 24, 2023 03:24 PM (lf83v)

355 347 June 14th. Flag Day.

Also National Bourbon Day -- which should be a national holiday!!

Free bourbon to any Hordeling who shows up at Casa de Doof that day.
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2023 03:19 PM (StUJj)

Also Trump's birthday.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 03:22 PM
And Army birthday. All good reasons to take a drink.

Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2023 03:24 PM (Uv0D2)

356 Free bourbon to any Hordeling who shows up at Casa de Doof that day.
Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2023 03:19 PM (StUJj)

Let's see...price per gallon of gas....miles to be traveled times mpg...price per ounce of bourbon times how much of Doof's bourbon I can get away with drinking....

You wouldn't happen to be within walking distance would you?

Posted by: Yeah I'm a cheap bastard at May 24, 2023 03:24 PM (09rn/)

357 1988 (maybe later), San Diego County Fair. I got there early and reserved great seats for the family, eye-level to the stage. Tina Turner was on her comeback. Sang "What's Love got to do with it."

She put on a great show. She did really quick costume changes. I always wished her the best after that.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 24, 2023 03:24 PM (5u1+1)

358 Also Trump's birthday.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 03:22 PM (DRSnL)


What a day! I'll have to wear my MAGA hat while drinking bourbon under Old Glory.

Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2023 03:24 PM (StUJj)

359 And what i actually do much of the time is post "This conservative women in modest attire" photos.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 03:24 PM (Keyt1)

360 Guys, please stop picking on Fen. Mannix does his thing by posting babes, and then Fen does hers by commenting on them in a way different from how the guys comment on them. It’s just part of the way of the world. Kinda like how thunder follows lightning.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2023 03:25 PM (mnvTx)

361 Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2023 03:23 PM (MNhXM)

Thanks; I'm sure nobody was thinking I wasn't human.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 03:25 PM (Keyt1)

362 Dianne Feinstein did not kill herself.

Posted by: Grim Reaper at May 24, 2023 03:25 PM (lZVy/)

363 Guys, please stop picking on Fen. Mannix does his thing by posting babes, and then Fen does hers by commenting on them in a way different from how the guys comment on them. It’s just part of the way of the world. Kinda like how thunder follows lightning.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


It's very very frightening.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 03:26 PM (GnNvu)

364 Jane Fonda does not look well these days. I hope she finds Jesus before its too late, because the Devil has a special suite prepared for her.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor


Some time in the past she claimed to be "born again", but I think it was just a phase she was going through. A more vapid, shallow and empty headed women you would be hard to find, that is SO famous.
I think the best movie she was ever in was "Klute" starring Jane and Donald Sutherland, as the title character. Actually, quite a good detective - murder thriller. Jane played a prostitute in it, which was a real stretch for her.

Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at May 24, 2023 03:26 PM (vcOmj)

365 joyless scold strikes again.

Posted by: chango butt at May 24, 2023 03:26 PM (/Rqse)

366 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2023 03:25 PM (mnvTx)

Thanks!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 03:26 PM (Keyt1)

367 Let's see...price per gallon of gas....miles to be traveled times mpg...price per ounce of bourbon times how much of Doof's bourbon I can get away with drinking....

You wouldn't happen to be within walking distance would you?
Posted by: Yeah I'm a cheap bastard at May 24, 2023 03:24 PM (09rn/)


Of course. You might need to start walking NOW, though!

Posted by: Doof at May 24, 2023 03:26 PM (StUJj)

368 It's very very frightening.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 03:26 PM (GnNvu)


Galileo Galileo!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 24, 2023 03:27 PM (PiwSw)

369 Don't forget Locality Pay for Geographic Areas for General Schedule federal pay grades. For example, there's the locality payment of 44.15% (of salary) locality pay for the area of San Jose-San Francisco-Oakland, CA.


They had a real problem when calculating the rates for the DC area because it's a high COL, and has so many Feds, the cost would have been enormous. Their solution was to make it a DC/Baltimore rate, because DC and Baltimore have such similar costs of living.

Feds are starting to get priced out of the closer-in NoVa suburbs.
*rolls eyes*

Posted by: Archimedes at May 24, 2023 03:27 PM (eOEVl)

370 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE "THEY" IS A GUY A IN A DRESS

Posted by: BEN REOTHLISBERGER at May 24, 2023 03:27 PM (786Ro)

371 Scaramouche
Scaramouche

Posted by: Fandango? at May 24, 2023 03:27 PM (09rn/)

372 Jane is going to Hell in a hand basket with ribbons

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2023 03:27 PM (xhxe8)

373 Actress Eva Longoria lamented that a white man can direct a major blockbuster flop and still get another picture while women like her cannot.

Hey honey, you were stretched out and washed up years ago. Go join a knitting club or something.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 24, 2023 03:27 PM (to8pj)

374 From the DNC:

"Here we go, D: Ron DeSantis just filed to run for president. We need to be ready to fight back.
Will you rush a contribution of $7 to the Democratic National Committee today to help defeat extreme MAGA Republicans like Ron DeSantis?
...
If you’re against banning books, criminals carrying guns, and the government telling women what decisions they can make about their own bodies, we need you in this fight right now, D:"

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2023 03:27 PM (a3Q+t)

375 Kinda like how thunder follows lightning.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
__________

And oh, the wonder
Felt the lightning
Yeah, and we waited on the thunder
Waited on the thunder

Posted by: Zombie Bob Seger at May 24, 2023 03:27 PM (lf83v)

376 Yeah, Jane Fonda is very, very stupid.

Didn’t help that her father was an SOB.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2023 03:28 PM (mnvTx)

377 It's very very frightening.

Gallileo

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 03:28 PM (0hOvj)

378 The previous Archbishop of the Chicago Diocese predicted this a few years ago. He was sick, and he said he would die in bed. His successor would die in prison, and the next successor would be publicly executed.
Posted by: Barnacle Bill the sailor at May 24, 2023 03:21 PM (vcOmj)

It's looking like he may have been a prophet.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 24, 2023 03:28 PM (JMAcK)

379 Will Sam Brinton be killed in the pokey?
Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 24, 2023 02:52 PM (zjVy3)

Magic 8-ball says: "Odds good he gets poked in the hiney."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2023 03:28 PM (qJJNe)

380 Thanks; I'm sure nobody was thinking I wasn't human.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 03:25 PM (Keyt1

Isn't that special.

Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2023 03:28 PM (MNhXM)

381 By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including section 301 of title 3, United States Code, and sections 3301 and 7301 of title 5, United States Code, it is hereby ordered as follows:

Section 1. Ethics Pledge. Every appointee in every executive agency appointed on or after January 20, 2021, shall sign, and upon signing shall be contractually committed to, the following pledge upon becoming an appointee:

“I recognize that this pledge is part of a broader ethics in government plan designed to restore and maintain public trust in government, and I commit myself to conduct consistent with that plan. I commit to decision-making on the merits and exclusively in the public interest, without regard to private gain or personal benefit. I commit to conduct that upholds the independence of law enforcement and precludes improper interference with investigative or prosecutorial decisions of the Department of Justice. I commit to ethical choices of post-Government employment...

Breach of Contract for Sammy?

Posted by: Lola - ALL the 1/6 videotapes from Alexandra & Jade, too. at May 24, 2023 03:28 PM (GshMh)

382 Not joyless at all, as anyone who reads the tech thread knows.

Can we please have an entire thread of "I hate Fen" That would be sooooo much fun!!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 03:28 PM (Keyt1)

383 Actress Eva Longoria lamented that a white man can direct a major blockbuster flop and still get another picture while women like her cannot.

White men are lucky to get a directing job to begin with these days

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 03:28 PM (0hOvj)

384 River Deep Mountain High has always been a fav. I dare anyone to listen to that and not start tapping their toes.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 24, 2023 03:29 PM (YGqO/)

385 If you’re against banning books, criminals carrying guns, and the government telling women what decisions they can make about their own bodies, we need you in this fight right now, D:"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 24, 2023 03:27 PM (a3Q+t)


I thought Dems were cool with the bolded part?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 03:29 PM (DRSnL)

386 50 https://youtu.be/OCqiioLkT4Q

Abusive, angry cop picks on dumb kid for bullshit traffic violation. Then he lies even more.

And, wth, don't know where your insurance and registration are?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 24, 2023 02:37 PM (ufFY

Cop's an asshole. Should be fired, humiliated, and run out of town. This is why many cops don't want to be filmed.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 24, 2023 03:29 PM (ynpvh)

387 I thought Dems were cool with the bolded part?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 24, 2023 03:29 PM (DRSnL)
++++
They are.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 03:30 PM (DU+/6)

388 Isn't that special.
Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2023 03:28 PM (MNhXM)

Not special-sarcasm.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 03:30 PM (Keyt1)

389 Non-binary former nuclear official Sam Brinton is to be placed in a men's jail in Maryland while waiting to be sent to Virginia over suitcase theft charges.

Don't Throw Me Into The Briar Patch!

Posted by: Sam Brinton at May 24, 2023 03:30 PM (YXHzG)

390 A huge part of Hollywood and Disney's problem is not low viewership... their shit still pulls in scads of viewers and ticket sales.

The problem is they splash out $850 million to earn $850 million.

How on earth is it so expensive to create absolute crap?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 24, 2023 03:30 PM (9UlRk)

391 River Deep Mountain High has always been a fav. I dare anyone to listen to that and not start tapping their toes.
_________

Yeah, about that.

Posted by: Gov. Greg Abbott, Texas at May 24, 2023 03:30 PM (lf83v)

392 Guys, please stop picking on Fen. Mannix does his thing by posting babes, and then Fen does hers by commenting on them in a way different from how the guys comment on them. It’s just part of the way of the world. Kinda like how thunder follows lightning.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2023 03:25 PM (mnvTx)
++++
Concur. I have my shtick, she has hers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 03:30 PM (DU+/6)

393 Nood Target

Posted by: Hands at May 24, 2023 03:30 PM (786Ro)

394 If Jane got baptized, (IIRC she joined a Black protestant congregation) then all of her prior sins are forgiven and she doesn't have apologize or make amends.

Has she been living a holy life since?

I don't know.

Posted by: Chatterbox Mouse at May 24, 2023 03:31 PM (5u1+1)

395 His federal charges have since been downgraded to a single count of depredation of property of the United States in excess of $1,000."

NY Post > https://tinyurl.com/3b5jc6ak

Posted by: javems at May 24, 2023 02:54 PM (AmoqO)

That's how you know he was a Fibbie plant.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2023 03:31 PM (qJJNe)

396 I have not seen a real woman in 10 years and I just heard I got some flaket guy named Sam Brinton. If he has a nice plump ass and a pair of good dick sucking lips I would be glad to share a cell with him !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bubba BadAss from Hootervile, AR at May 24, 2023 03:31 PM (snpvX)

397 If there is a most hellish level of hell, that is where I hope the treasonous bitch, Jane Fonda resides for all of eternity.


Posted by: Archer at May 24, 2023 03:31 PM (gmo/4)

398 Yeah, about that.
Posted by: Gov. Greg Abbott, Texas at May 24, 2023 03:30 PM (lf83v)
++++
Heh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2023 03:31 PM (DU+/6)

399 Added to my boycott list: The North Face

Why: "Out in Nature" line of gay pride themed clothes including for kids as young as two.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 24, 2023 03:31 PM (Bd6X8)

400 Kinda like how thunder follows lightning.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2023 03:25 PM


Thunder only happens when it's rainin'

Posted by: Fleetwood Mac at May 24, 2023 03:31 PM (a3Q+t)

401 Thanks; I'm sure nobody was thinking I wasn't human.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 03:25 PM (Keyt1)

---------

AI ChatBot FenGPT?

Posted by: ShainS at May 24, 2023 03:31 PM (ehk99)

402 Actress Eva Longoria lamented that a white man can direct a major blockbuster flop and still get another picture while women like her cannot. ---

Why can't you do what Mel Gibson was forced to do?


Eva Longoria > Jennifer Lopez but damn this latest statement squashed my fantasy.

Posted by: polynikes at May 24, 2023 03:32 PM (MNhXM)

403 392 Yep, Joe. I didn’t want to use the word “shtick,” because I was afraid it might sound disrespectful, but that’s what I was thinking.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2023 03:32 PM (mnvTx)

404 >>383 Actress Eva Longoria lamented that a white man can direct a major blockbuster flop and still get another picture while women like her cannot.

White men are lucky to get a directing job to begin with these days
Posted by: Christopher Taylor

It's all she has to remain somewhat relevant.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 24, 2023 03:33 PM (to8pj)

405 Very Godly to sling prostitute accusations at every photo of an attractive young woman that gets posted here. Me-ow.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen


If some chick is scantily dressed and having pictures taken of her and posted online as if she's offering herself for sale on the open market, I won't call her a prostitute. But I won't defend her either.

I'm at that point in my life where I see just how the old sayings came about.

It's that whole "lay down with dogs, get up with fleas" saying.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2023 03:33 PM (GnNvu)

406 Jane Fonda does not look well these days.
.......

So a remake of Barbarella is not in the cards?

Posted by: wth at May 24, 2023 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

407 Added to my boycott list: The North Face

Why: "Out in Nature" line of gay pride themed clothes including for kids as young as two.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 24, 2023 03:31 PM (Bd6X

----------

The "Brokeback Fountain" line of clothing.

Posted by: ShainS at May 24, 2023 03:33 PM (ehk99)

408 In professional Baseball, Chief Knock-A-Homa was considered too offensive to appear at the ballpark in Atlanta. Now Baseball welcomes cross dressing Nuns with open arms in LA.

Posted by: Ron at May 24, 2023 03:34 PM (AtKtr)

409 Wonder if Disney is funneling big monet to Woke groups?

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2023 03:35 PM (xhxe8)

410 406 Jane Fonda does not look well these days.


I'll be OK but thanks for trying to cheer me up

Posted by: REDACTED at May 24, 2023 03:37 PM (us2H3)

411 "The Biden appointee....
.... appear before a judge on June 14."

Also National Bourbon Day
========
Have Jim Beam give out free-sample bottles at the court house.

Posted by: andycanuck (Vwz3I) at May 24, 2023 03:40 PM (Vwz3I)

412 Ike was a piece of crap, where was his career once Tina left? She had hit records and was at freaking Live Aid, she was in movies. He was just a loser who hit women and blamed Nixon
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at May 24, 2023 03:09 PM (0hOvj)

Ike had hit records before he hooked up with Tina, but I guess it was before your time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2023 03:40 PM (qJJNe)

413
Will you rush a contribution of $7 to the Democratic National Committee today?

How about NO

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2023 03:51 PM (63Dwl)

414 Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 24, 2023 03:31 PM (Bd6X

Because there's nothing in nature except for rainbows.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2023 04:24 PM (Keyt1)

415 Pride month has become pride months much like Christmas starts two weeks before Halloween. This tendentious bullshit irritates me no end. I am gay and have never bought anything with a rainbow. Stop shoving stuff in my face and leave me alone.

Posted by: Grape Ape at May 24, 2023 09:00 PM (IUb/E)

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